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Jan. 7, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #80 - THE STORMING OF THE CAPITOL

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	That was a hit called Lowe's Alexander his fuck around and find out FAFO, which is also used by Ilhan Omar.
	And it appears that the right and the left have merged.
	They both agree that if one fucks around, one will find out.
	And I think that's what we saw today.
	I was going to do a big joke about Kim and Kanye and pretend that's what the big event of today was, but you can't introduce fuck around and find out, fuck around and find out, and then pretend you don't know what happened today.
	Before we discuss, by the way, I have everything figured out, so don't sweat.
	Do I look a little gray today?
	The book of the day is Adrian Tomine's new book, The Loneliness of the Long Distance Cartoonist, but I want to talk about that for a long time.
	This show is 100% storming the Capitol.
	The calls storming the Capitol.
	I don't want to hear your fucking dumb ideas for a POD song we should check out.
	It's all storming the Capitol.
	Obviously, this is the biggest news since 1814 when Canada burned it to the ground.
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	All right.
	Here's what happened today.
	Americans said, fuck this.
	I've had enough.
	Now, there's a lot of different angles going on, but I'm just going to tell you the facts of what happened.
	And this is based on my incredibly huge brain and the fact that I've been analyzing these patterns.
	Yes, there were some Antifa there dressed up as patriots.
	I do believe that they were the first to do the storming.
	And they said, we're going to make you look bad, motherfuckers.
	Watch this.
	And I think the other 90% real patriots said, yeah, you know what?
	I'm in.
	Fuck this.
	And I think Antifa went, whoa, whoa, and got sort of snowplowed.
	They got overwhelmed.
	So their silly little prank may have been the catalyst, or it was at least a tiny factor.
	A factor, we'll say, let's fuck tiny.
	It was at least a factor in this storming of the Bastille.
	And I don't think that was Antifa's plan.
	I don't think that was the DNC's plan.
	Whoever set up the scam, I think are going, what the fuck?
	But here's what happened.
	After nine months of rioting and chaos and no one being persecuted or prosecuted for it and the media saying it's a summer love.
	It's just property.
	All these people after losing the election, after Mike Pence saying, fuck it, we lost.
	I give up.
	Americans said, all right, fuck this.
	Now, I'm not advocating it.
	It's sort of like that Chris Rock thing where he goes talking about OJ killing killer and he goes, I'm not going to say he should have done it, but I understand.
	I totally understand where these people are coming from.
	And to the left and the media and the people inside the Capitol building, you can only kick a dog so many times before it bites back.
	And this is a guy who is, this is America, right?
	He's working at Walmart reluctantly.
	He doesn't want to work at Walmart, but his dad's hardware store shut down.
	And he's busting his ass at Walmart.
	And the boss is being a dick, total cocksucker.
	And so he says, he says, he keeps trying and he keeps trying.
	And then after doing everything right, crossing his T's, dotting his I's, being a great guy, after doing it all perfectly, the county boss, the elite, the Walmart swamp says, yeah, you're fired.
	I've had enough of you.
	You were one minute late today.
	And the guy goes, you know what?
	Fuck this.
	He gets on the intercom and he goes, yeah, I just want to say that there's a fag in aisle five.
	And the boss here, Mr. Rick Dolan, is a pedophile.
	He likes to fuck kids.
	Younger the better.
	Babies is ideal.
	So you're, fuck all of you here at Walmart, by the way, for supporting pedophile business.
	And again, fuck my boss.
	Take this job and shove it.
	I ain't working here no more.
	You son of a bitch.
	Then he lets the little intercom thing dangle.
	And then on the way out, he pushes over two huge display shelves and then walks out like this.
	That's what happened today.
	The Americans who had been fucked over for too long said, all right, you win.
	It's over.
	You got your Biden.
	But I'm going to break something on the way out.
	Like a guy in a relationship where he comes over and his girlfriend's cheating on him.
	And he's been working on this relationship, trying to make it work.
	And on the way out, he just picks up a chair and throws it through the front window.
	He Says, fuck you, fuck you, whore.
	He says it much louder than that, actually.
	I don't disturb anyone.
	And that's what we saw here.
	And I'm talking like the establishment right and you know, the Fox News types, and people I respect a lot, like Buck Sexton, are saying, this is disgusting.
	This is not who we are.
	And no, it is who we are.
	You keep slapping someone again and again and again, and they're going to fight back.
	I didn't go.
	I begged Proud Boys not to go.
	Thank God they didn't go.
	Thank God this is not Proud Boys domestic terrorist.
	If that was the case, oh my God, the sentences would be 15 years, guaranteed.
	But I don't think the sentences are going to be bad for this because it looks like Americans.
	So it's saying America's got to go to jail.
	Now, there's been a lot of misinformation about what's going on today.
	But that's the big picture right there is that, yeah, the people did something wrong.
	They stormed the Bastille.
	They stormed the Capitol.
	It seemed to be, selfies seemed to be a very high priority in this whole thing.
	But can you blame them?
	That's what I say.
	Marco Rubio was like, this is disgusting.
	We'll be hearing about this for the next 10 years.
	We're showing, we're confirming all their worst fears.
	No.
	Like, if you're at a bar and someone keeps harassing a guy, eventually he's going to pick you up and throw you out the front window.
	They weren't just harassing some little junkie in the corner.
	They were harassing a fucking six foot five beast who was just quietly drinking his beer.
	And they kept spilling it and calling him a piece of shit and shoving him.
	And eventually he just snapped.
	This is what happened today.
	America snapped.
	Now, was Antifa part of the snap?
	I think so.
	But they were not the catalyst.
	They were a catalyst.
	Okay?
	I'll even kiss the men.
	So, some myths.
	No, Pence did not unfollow Trump on Twitter.
	That's a stupid rumor.
	You can look it up yourself.
	Look up Pence.
	You'll see that's the top guy he follows.
	I fell for a bad one where somebody said that Pence changed his banner to Kamala and Biden.
	And I believed it.
	Yeah, well, you're restarted.
	But it looks like it.
	Okay.
	Why are you wearing a hat on a show where your camera is above your head?
	It's a...
	You look like a shot, like a CCTV camera right before a bombing.
	And someone's like, what about this guy?
	Enhance.
	Enhance.
	Yeah, somebody said this is Biden Kamala.
	And I was like, oh, fuck.
	Yeah.
	Nah.
	So that's a myth.
	The big myth is this guy with the buffalo head with the horns.
	And the story is that he's Antifa.
	And there's a picture of him going around.
	Shit, I don't know if I sent it to you.
	Where he's at a BLM rally.
	Do you have that one?
	Yeah.
	And yes, he was at a BLM rally opposing it.
	The sign that's carefully cropped out is a big Q sign.
	He's a Q guy.
	Yeah, he is.
	And there's an interview with him here.
	It's this is Dude with the Horns is MAGA.
	I should have numbered these mother-fers.
	Gotcha.
	Here it is.
	My nails are dirty because I was taking down the Christmas decorations today and I was in the mud.
	Give me your.
	Can you give me your first and last name and how to spell it, please?
	Sure, my name is Jake Angeli.
	That's J-A-K-E-N-A-N-G-E-L-I, Angel with an I. And can I ask your age?
	Yeah, sure.
	I'm 32.
	And I knew he wasn't in Tifa because by the way, this is a very old interview.
	No, it's from May.
	Well, one thing I can say is that a lot of the people in the media, the level of a lot of scrutiny at Donald Trump, level a lot of accusations at Donald Trump, couldn't handle even a percentage of the amount of scrutiny and the amount of allegations that are being leveled at him from so many different levels.
	And I think it's important that the President of the United States knows that his people support him.
	And I think it's important that the President of the United States knows that it isn't just the opinions of the people in the media that are out there.
	And I knew that right out of the gate because Antifa, if they're going to do a scam like they pretend to be someone else, they're not going to be showing their faces like that with their tattoos everywhere, knowing they're going to be identified.
	So overall, I'm just going to say you got what you asked for.
	You fucked around and you found out.
	I guess I'm supposed to disavow it, say it was evil.
	I'm not going to do that.
	I understand why it happened.
	I think that this is on the media.
	It's on the people that stole the election.
	It's on pence.
	It's on never Trumpers who fucked themselves.
	We just lost the Senate.
	Way to go, guys.
	So that's who's culpable here.
	Now, there is something horrific that happened.
	And it's lumped in with these myth debunkings.
	This girl who was killed.
	Now, they say her name was Robert Paulson.
	That's a joke.
	That's from Fight Club.
	His name was Robert Paulson.
	There's a guy who gets shot in Fight Club.
	That's chick who got shot at the bottom there?
	No, wait.
	Look at the notes.
	Those are your fancy notes.
	All the way at the bottom, right?
	Almost, yeah.
	Gotcha.
	That's what the Roberta Paulson thing comes from.
	His name is Robert Paulson.
	But her name is Ashley Babbitt.
	And she was a 14-year vet.
	Now, here's my big takeaway, and this isn't very popular in our community.
	Women should not be at fucking rallies.
	They can be at a march or something, million mega march, sure.
	But storming the Capitol is the most dangerous thing I can think of, besides cleaning up all the crack in Harlem.
	And this woman, this vet, I mean, I guess she's fought in wars.
	I don't know.
	She was there.
	It's just wrong.
	And I don't know.
	Women seem to have, that's not what it was.
	I thought that was where she was getting shot, but that's not it.
	We actually have the footage of her getting shot.
	Women shouldn't be in battle.
	Women shouldn't be cops.
	They're not, they don't have the same upper body strength, and they seem to have this hubris where they think they can just destroy everything in their path.
	And they're the same as men.
	You're not.
	And it gives them this sort of false sense because I think they want to overcompensate.
	And I'm sorry to desecrate this woman after she's dead.
	And she's obviously a wonderful patriot.
	But I'm just frustrated that women keep coming.
	Look at Heather Heyer.
	I don't want her to die either.
	She thought she was fighting Nazis and she showed up wearing flip-flops and leggings.
	Like, what kind of fighting is going to be going on?
	You're overweight.
	You've got leggings on and flip-flops.
	You're like, I'm going to go kill some Nazis.
	Now, this woman isn't the same as Heather Heyer, but still, you're storming the Capitol.
	That's maybe a young man's game when he has no family.
	Women should not be there.
	Anyway, here they are explaining who she is.
	And he tells us, Ashley Babbitt.
	All right, we do want to bring you some breaking news right now.
	The woman who was shot and killed inside the U.S. Capitol today during the riots was actually from San Diego, KUSI.
	We have spoken with her husband, and he tells us Ashley Babbitt, that's her name.
	She was a 14-year veteran.
	She served four tours with the U.S. Air Force and was a high-level security officer throughout her time in service.
	Her husband says she was a strong supporter of President Trump and was a great patriot to all who knew her.
	Metropolitan Police Department say an investigation continues right now into her death.
	KUSI sends our condolences to her family and to all who knew her.
	I mean, she's obviously not a normal gal, but she was a high-level security guard at the Air Force.
	That doesn't sound like you're dealing with a lot of fist fights.
	Anyway, she's there in the Capitol building.
	The shit's getting heated.
	They see guns, and this woman just keeps going at the window.
	So these guys start going, stop, stop, trying to pull them back.
	And now this is NSFW.
	You're about to see a woman get killed.
	This is fucking horrible.
	Now, wait, wait, wait.
	Watch the kid with the Trump pants hat on backwards.
	We're going to see an interview with him shortly talking about this.
	With the blue backpack.
	Keep trying him.
	Look, they've got a gun.
	They got a gun.
	Stop.
	See, he's a teenage boy.
	And they go, they got guns, they got guns.
	So he puts up his hands, and then people keep hitting it like she does.
	And he's like, everyone, get back, get back.
	And they start pulling people off.
	Look, they're still climbing in.
	Wait a minute.
	Is that her climbing in?
	Yeah, I think it is.
	Yeah, that's her about to get shot.
	There's another angle of it, and she's up there.
	She's trying to get in there.
	Yeah, yeah, there.
	It just happened.
	So they have guns, and she decides to jump into the window, and they shoot her.
	Holy shit.
	Wait, I'm not hearing any volume.
	Go back.
	It wasn't an active shooter.
	It was the cops, right?
	It was the...
	I don't think it was the cops.
	Wait, why'd you stop showing it?
	Oh, my God.
	Shot right through the...
	What do you call it?
	The juggler?
	The InfoWars headline was, cops execute Trump supporter.
	It was just the aftermath of it now then.
	BLM, Antifa, they can burn shit down for months and months.
	No police action.
	A woman jumps into a door window.
	Boom.
	Instantly dead.
	Now, if you go to that file I have of the videos, it's in the shared.
	Oh, yes.
	God, it's funny when you wear a suit and you're still so retarded.
	It's like...
	Okay, there we go.
	Which of the videos?
	Well, I'll have to see them first.
	That one, yeah.
	That's the guy we just saw with the blue backpack.
	Can you just start with your first and last name and where you're from?
	Yeah, I'm Thomas Barani from New Jersey.
	Can you show us the picture?
	By the way, how did you get it?
	Thomas, stop.
	You people are all fucked.
	Like, the feds are going to come down hard, especially when Biden is in presidency, facial recognition.
	We already know who Buffalo Horns is.
	That guy just identified himself.
	You're not doing this in New York where it'll go to state court.
	You did it in a federal jurisdiction.
	So it's a federal offense.
	This is in America now.
	So you broke into America's building.
	These people just sitting there doing interviews and identifying themselves.
	I mean, there's a reason Antifa wears masks.
	Well, we had stormed into the chambers inside, and there was a young lady who rushed through the windows.
	A number of police and Secret Service were saying, get back, get down, get out of the way.
	She didn't heed the call, and as we kind of raced up to grab people and pull them back, they shot her in the neck, and she fell back on me and started saying she was fine, it's cool.
	And then she started kind of like moving weird, and blood was coming out of her mouth and neck and nose.
	And I don't know if she's alive or dead anymore.
	How did you get back out of the building?
	Riot police came in and started ushering us out with their sticks.
	Where did you enter the building and where did you exit?
	Other side with the scaffolding.
	We tore through the scaffolding through flashbangs and tear gas and blitzed our way in through all the chambers.
	He's going to love this.
	Someone might have ended up dead.
	And that's not the kind of government we can have.
	People have to do something about it.
	Oh, look, stop.
	Go back a little bit.
	As he's talking, the black Hebrew Israelites have shown up with their clubs ready to kick ass.
	Oh, shit.
	Happen is someone might have ended up dead.
	And that's not the kind of government we can have.
	People have to do something about it.
	If you need any help at all, EMS is breaking.
	I'm injured.
	I was...
	It could have been me, but she went in first.
	It was one of us.
	Thank you for telling us your story.
	Just make sure people know, because this cannot stand anymore.
	This is wrong.
	They don't represent anyone.
	Not Republican, Democrat, Independent, nobody.
	And now they'll just kill people.
	Who are you saying?
	I don't...
	Police, Congress, men and women, they don't care.
	I mean, they think we're a joke.
	$2,000 checks was a joke to them.
	You know, there's people filming us, laughing at us as we march down the street.
	At the Department of Justice, there's a man in the window laughing at us, filming us.
	And here it was a joke to them until we got inside, and then all of a sudden guns came in.
	But I mean, we're at a point now.
	It can't be allowed to stand.
	We have to do something.
	People have to do something because this could be you or your kids.
	Thank you, Tom.
	Pretty astute young man, huh?
	Again, why am I wearing this shirt?
	Ilhan Omar is part of the squad.
	They've been pushing for violence.
	The far left has been committing violent acts, burning, looting.
	And eventually, this dog you kept kicking bit back.
	So I just want to make it clear that, you know, the media is going to portray this as violence is a right-wing thing, and this was so unique.
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	was being good the whole movie and then the the sort of miscreant sluts say, Why don't we just fuck shit up?
	Be a whore.
	And she goes, You know what?
	I think I will.
	And she dresses up at the end and starts being a bad girl.
	And I think that's what happened with the Patriots on Capitol Hill today.
	Samantifa started smashing stuff and they go, Yeah, you know what?
	We're going to smash stuff too.
	This is footage of the Capitol Hill riots.
	Actually, there was parts where it looked like World War Z. Remember that movie?
	Yeah.
	The zombie movie where they're climbing on top of each other to go up the walls?
	Like, I saw that.
	Check my parlor.
	Oh, no, I didn't include the clip.
	Oh, yeah, check my parlor.
	All right, we're about to wrap it up with a free half hour.
	The post-roll New Year's giveaways are Caller One and Caller Two.
	How do you do this?
	You just send it to our guy and he handles it all?
	Because I don't see you packing up a little fun pack and waiting in line at the post office.
	I do not.
	You do not do that.
	Cannot be trusted.
	Look at my World War Z parlor.
	So caller one and caller number two.
	We're about to take calls.
	Not right now.
	We'll take calls at about 11.
	I mean, sorry, 10.
	Yeah, there.
	How World War Z is that?
	So they used the barricades as ladders.
	Yeah.
	And that gave them leverage to start going up the walls.
	It's pretty great.
	You're getting a broken ankle, dude, if you fall off that.
	Do you see the scaffolding thing?
	Well, that's the guy we just saw, that little kid.
	That's how he got up there.
	Yeah, there's a lot of them.
	And it's loud.
	Yeah, this is not Antifa.
	Antifa may have dipped their toes in this, but this was angry Patriots.
	So caller number one gets a Bubba and Hanks P-Pack prize pack.
	A Beard Vet prize pack and a Johnny Apple prize pack.
	Caller number two gets exactly the same thing.
	So when you call guys after 11, don't just like hang up immediately.
	We have to get your number and everything and get your stuff.
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	We're going to go behind the paywall now, but I'll just end this cordially for the freeloaders.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Drop a dummy when you feel on the wheel.
	Hey, drop a deal with the badge with a wheel ay.
	Don't die for my country on the real ayy.
	Supreme Court dish wishes we a bill ay.
	Trump 2020 bitches.
	So let's just go through our notes, shall we?
	Pence and Trump are, I think, divorced.
	Here, let's go through.
	Let's do this.
	Let's pull up Tommy Robinson's parlor and just make sure that you've seen all this.
	Yeah, Mike Pence didn't have the courage to do what should have been done to protect our country and our Constitution, giving states a chance to certify a corrected set of facts, not the fraudulent or inaccurate ones which they were asked to previously certify.
	USA demands the truth.
	And Pence said no.
	What did Lynn Woods say was going to happen?
	Pence was going to get arrested today and shot by firing squad because people were being forced to rape and kill children at gunpoint.
	With a camera.
	With a camera.
	That is the craziest shit I've ever heard in my life.
	It's up there.
	I think the second craziest would be this thing that a lot of people believe, a lot of conspiracy theorists that they drink anachrome or something.
	Adrenochrome.
	Adrenochrome.
	So you kill a kid or you torture a kid and then you cut them and drink their blood.
	And you get that delicious adrenaline-infused kid blood.
	Or as they say in With Nan, unadulterated child's piss.
	All right, keep going through Tommy's.
	Tommy, it's funny you got to go to fucking north of London to get the best updates.
	What is all this?
	Oh, so I hear they're trying to push the 25th Amendment.
	Where the vice president takes over the presidency for two weeks.
	Why bother?
	Oh, yeah, this is crazy.
	Did you notice, by the way, this was in one of my parlors, getting directions to DC was banned.
	It wouldn't appear on your phone.
	And now, Trump himself is banned.
	They say that his tweets incite violence.
	And so unless he takes this one and this one down, they're cutting him off.
	So you can't get to, this is big tech getting involved.
	You can't get directions to DC and that the president of the United States is locked out of Twitter.
	Where are you?
	It's a recent one.
	Parlor's been overwhelmed.
	This is yours now.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Go to the top.
	Oh, there, you just had it.
	By the way, this picture there with the black guy, that's fake.
	That's fake?
	Yep.
	He wasn't there.
	He's actually dead.
	And you can't see the best part about him.
	There we go, right there.
	So I tried this on my phone.
	I could get directions.
	But Maddie, his sister, and then this tweet, wait, what happened, Ryan?
	Yeah, so click on that picture.
	Yeah, this woman couldn't get directions.
	Directions are not available at this time because of current road conditions.
	And as my wife pointed out, you would just like find somewhere near there.
	Right.
	And then you'd make your way the next 12 minutes to Washington, D.C. And then here's the thing about Trump.
	The claim of electronics, even this tweet can't be applied to it.
	Wait, click On the whole picture, though, I thought there's a whole thing about how he's locked.
	That's all it says.
	Yes, oh, yeah, he's locked for 12 hours, and then they're saying they might ban him, like you know, if he, if anything like that happens again, they're going to ban him, which is like what he was saying was to de-escalate everything.
	So, if they're gonna ban him for that, he's pretty much banned.
	Because this is all Trump's fault.
	People mad, Trump supporters mad that you keep abusing them is Trump's fault.
	That's a bit of a stretch.
	Bit of a stretch.
	Okay, we're just gonna go through this chronologically now, Rye guy.
	And then when you see something that I'm talking about and it relates to your notes, then you just jump over to your notes.
	For the first time today, for the first time ever, sorry, Ryan has contributed to some editorial here.
	He's wearing a suit.
	He's very excited.
	He's getting real serious.
	It was three-piece suit day.
	It's kind of weird that your vest is different than your blazer.
	I know, I'm not happy about it, but, you know, I don't know.
	Yeah, it looks stupid.
	First vest I've ever owned.
	Well, you either just wear the vest and roll up your sleeves or don't wear the vest with that suit.
	To have two different gray suits.
	Can I have an odd vest with these pants, though?
	Your pants match your suit?
	No.
	Oh, my God.
	You're a mess.
	You know what you look like?
	You look like a homeless man who's been cleaned up.
	And there's a program in the East Village where they take donated clothes and they help homeless people.
	They give them a haircut and they feed them and wash them.
	They skip the haircut part.
	And then they get them a suit and they can go to job interviews.
	And obviously the suits are garbage because they're from bumps.
	But this is like, why is everyone so mad?
	They changed the rules for voting.
	They had all of these noose things where you can have, you know, this many senators will dictate this much of a majority.
	And they changed the intrinsic structure of America's voting systems without an election.
	They just did it.
	That violates the Constitution.
	In other words, this is an unconstitutional election.
	That's why people are mad.
	They're not mad.
	We have a constitutional crisis that nobody wants to talk about.
	The four battleground states, you had unconstitutional elections if you follow the Constitution.
	Unconstitutional elections as a result of what the Democrats did, circumventing the state legislatures.
	We have a constitutional crisis.
	They just changed the rules without talking to the state legislature.
	That's not discussed.
	I think it's because it's too sophisticated.
	So it just sort of goes over people's heads.
	But Mark Levin is one of the smartest people in America.
	And he caught it.
	And he's been talking about this all year, by the way.
	Now, here's something that's curious.
	This strange bomb.
	Like, look at that headline.
	It's like, headless body found in topless bar.
	An explosive device is found at the RNC.
	And the DNC is evacuated.
	The fuck.
	I guess they're very close by.
	Explosive device was found at the headquarters of the Republican National Committee in Washington and the nearby headquarters of the Democratic National Committee.
	It was evacuated after the discovery of a suspicious package on Wednesday.
	That's today.
	According to three people briefed on the discoveries.
	The device that was found at the RNC was a pipe bomb that was successfully destroyed by a bomb squad, according to an official for the RNC.
	I want to know more.
	We've got cameras everywhere.
	Who did it?
	Who done it?
	By the way, Ryan, my theory is that that crowd was 5% to 10% Antifa and 90 to 95% MAGA.
	Yes.
	What's your theory?
	You're dumb.
	Let's see what's wrong.
	I don't know.
	I heard a lot about the infiltrating stuff, but honestly, I don't see a lot of Antifa guys looking.
	Give me some percentages.
	I just thought it was funny before the show.
	I was like, so do you believe the whole like Antifa hijacking the whole thing?
	And you're like, oh, 10%.
	But you said it was 100%.
	So I was like, that's a really confident thing.
	That's going to be my new thing.
	10%.
	Like, do you think they did it?
	Oh, 30%.
	30%.
	Easily, hands down, 30%, maybe 29.
	So are you going to marry this chick?
	Oh, 20%.
	20%.
	I'm in love.
	But what you were saying was that 10% of them were.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	They're probably uncomfortable with not wearing masks.
	So, I mean, like, in this picture alone, there's a guy with a mask there, you know?
	I was talking to a cop today texting, and his number was 105%.
	What?
	105% of them are Antifa.
	And he goes, like, look at this guy.
	And he showed me the bullhorns, dude.
	And I just, you know what I mean?
	And I said, $45 bet.
	You know what's shake.
	Oh, nice.
	And we did a text shake.
	And I won $45 Kamaru.
	You know what's funny if he said it like it was 100% though?
	Oh, no, like it was 20%?
	105%.
	It's the opposite of what you do.
	So when you lowball, you're like, oh, dude, 20%.
	He does the opposite, and he's like, maybe like 105%.
	Okay, I finally get your shitty joke.
	Here was the fucking highlight of the day, as far as I'm concerned.
	Wait, what's your percentage?
	5% sounds about good.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	It's a lot, though, because there was a lot of people.
	Oh, here's a weird thing, dude.
	Go back to that link you just showed.
	So they're talking about the bombs.
	We don't know anything with the bombs.
	We just saw RNC DNC, right?
	But whenever they talk about this explosive, they show these pictures of these guys.
	This is a trick the media does, the New York Times does.
	They'll talk about like white supremacy in America, and they just have pictures of proud boys.
	And you're like, you don't get to, that doesn't illustrate that.
	But yeah, the media is to blame for this fucking mess.
	The DNC has always been corrupt.
	You're always going to have rats o-rizzos.
	You're always going to have scam artists.
	You're always going to have rioters destroying places.
	But when the press calls it the summer of love and calls you a disgusting, deplorable, then they are changing the American conversation.
	And that's what pissed people off, is that when you look up anything about this election, you get Don Lamond calling us stupid, laughing at us, and saying it's all bullshit and karma's a bitch.
	And you're just pissed.
	So, not only was there anger directed at the Capitol today, but there was anger directed at the media.
	And they went up to one of the media booths and just started wrecking their shit.
	I love this.
	Who doesn't like this?
	I don't know.
	People at CNN, I'd imagine.
	I love how they'll compare this to like a local business being burned down or a church business.
	Yeah.
	It's not the same.
	It's clearly not the same.
	This guy's got it right.
	U.S. media is starting to feel the American public's anger.
	Their equipment is being trashed.
	Is that a good one?
	Is this it?
	Yeah, this is one that just starts, basically.
	What if the equipment there was for MAGA news?
	Oh, yeah.
	It's like OAN.
	They're like, guys, guys, we're here to...
	We're doing a documentary on how the election was stolen.
	Not anymore.
	Okay, I gotta wrap up here.
	Look at this guy packing up.
	I gotta get this in.
	He's like, that's not mine.
	I borrowed it.
	The tripod, it can go.
	Hope you got the right guns.
	Okay, let me get this.
	Oh, wow, that escalates so quick I couldn't skip ahead.
	There we go.
	There we go.
	Fuck that thing.
	That thing sucks.
	That thing's stupid.
	I'll never use that again.
	I hate lights.
	Fuck your tripod.
	Fuck your tripod.
	There's different waves, I guess.
	See what happens?
	You keep doing it from afar.
	You shit on these people from afar.
	And then you meet them in person.
	You effed around, and now you're effing O. Is this what you meant, Ilhan Omar, when you made my shirt?
	Notice they're not hurting people.
	If this was Antifa, people will be stabbed.
	Yeah, the only violence, really, that you saw, the property damage was minimal.
	The only violence you saw was the cops shooting a vet in the neck.
	Right.
	Yeah, the amount of selfies going on was pretty shocking.
	The documentation here, look at this.
	This is when I knew it was an Antifa.
	Yeah, that's...
	That's not an Antifa thing.
	Their Facebook's going to be blowing up.
	But like, could you make the job easier for the DA?
	I was following Milo on social media too.
	Go back to that picture.
	And he was just petrified they were going to damage any art.
	Oh, no.
	So he's like, that furniture and that painting, don't fucking touch anything.
	No, there's no way.
	Geraldine.
	They did take a podium, but.
	They did move a podium.
	No masks.
	No.
	Just balls the size of soccer balls.
	The size of soccer balls.
	You should do stand-up at Guitar Center.
	I hate you.
	Can you bring less attention to that?
	What was it called again?
	Elijah posted a good tweet.
	If you do some research, folks, you can find Ryan Ketsu Rivera doing stand-up at Guitar World Guitar Center.
	Yeah, that's it.
	And what's it called?
	Fucking Guitar Center, man.
	It's a guitar store.
	And he has a whole bit about his Japanese dad who writes in all caps.
	And he'll say something normal, like, do you want to go to the beach?
	But it's in all caps.
	So it looks like it's saying, oh, do you want to go to the beach?
	Yeah, that could be a shirt.
	That's my merch.
	So go to the beach.com legally.
	Elijah's a friend of mine.
	Are you allowed to, is it journalism to go in to this office?
	Zoom out.
	I'm inside Ann Spelis' office with thousands of revolutionaries who have stormed the building.
	To put it in perspective, how quickly staff evacuated, emails are still on the screen alongside a federal alert warning warning members of the current revolution.
	And then someone pointed out, if you look closely at her screen, you can see that she has a whole file for hair appointments.
	Yeah, I have that on too much.
	No, no, go back, though.
	So, like, what's the law?
	I don't know.
	Is it trespassing, like, to be in somebody's office?
	If you're a journalist and you're photographing stuff, it seems kind of like.
	Like, what if people break into your house and you're there with your camera filming the breakup?
	It's a public building, though.
	You're not allowed to go into Nancy Pelosi.
	What, you think that's public property?
	I mean, but how illegal is it to go into anybody's office at like a law firm just to walk in?
	Going into Nancy Pelosi's office is the same as going into my house.
	Oh, really?
	Of course.
	What do you think?
	You think you can just walk into her office and tell you any chips?
	I got to take a shit.
	Where'd you shit her?
	Everybody was saying, can you please shit in that office?
	But a lot of the stuff I saw was people at her desk, like with their feet up going, hey.
	This was not like chaz or chop.
	It was very humorous.
	There, that's perfect.
	This was sort of the tone of this thing.
	If it was Antifa, they would be pushing everything over, lighting everything up.
	Spray paint for sure.
	Oh, spray paint everywhere.
	They didn't really do any damage besides a few windows.
	This is funny.
	But just not smart.
	I mean, I can't.
	Well, that's baked Alaska vandalizing Pelosi's office.
	Well, he's just on the phone.
	I don't know why they say vandalizing.
	I think he's just being colorful.
	But like, aren't you fucked if you do that?
	You're part of the most newsworthy storming of...
	This hasn't happened since 1814.
	Back when Canada was still Britain, they drove down in their pickup trucks to Washington, D.C., and they burnt the White House to the ground.
	The War of 1812.
	But two years in, the White House was done.
	Ash.
	Charred.
	That's why it's the White House now.
	They rebuilt it, painted it white to make it look nice.
	We're not a charred remain anymore.
	Then there's this guy.
	He's got to get his mask off.
	Look at the tattletale journalists, too.
	Recognize this guy.
	Yeah, I hate that, but the photo on its own is so joyous.
	Like, I smile every time I look at it.
	It is funny.
	It's having a great time.
	It's also funny to break into the cockpit of a plane and go, hey, oh, you're still going to jail for 20 minutes.
	Like, it doesn't matter how funny your thing is.
	Hey, I'm going to dress up as a terrorist with a cartoon, like a plastic bomb.
	Yeah.
	And then have like shit glued to my face like in Team America World Police.
	Right.
	And then get a picture in the cockpit going, oh look, boy.
	Yeah, that's a crazy thing.
	That's going to look funny on your Facebook, but you're going to go to prison, are you not?
	Who knows?
	Maybe they're going to be scared to prosecute because it'll look like they're prosecuting Americans.
	What's that one now?
	Oh, there's our guy.
	Look at his shitty tattoos.
	Dude.
	Big black splotches?
	On one arm, he has bricks, you know, like that brick pattern, and the bricks are black.
	And on the other side, it's opposite where the mortar is black, and then the bricks are white.
	Oh, God.
	I hate shit like that.
	Like this boxing promoter here in New York who has one arm is red and one arm is blue.
	Oh, this was supposed to prove that it's Antifa because they say that's a hammer and a sickle.
	Have you ever seen a hammer and a sickle before?
	Yeah, it doesn't really look like that.
	I don't know.
	I love my police people, but talking to them today on some chats, like they have the worst theories.
	Like, are you guys the guys solving crime?
	That could not be farther from a fucking hammer and a sickle.
	I think it's from a video game, actually.
	I saw a theory on that.
	It's from like dependence or something.
	Dude with the horns is MAGA.
	This is fake.
	Trump not retweetable.
	We talked about that.
	Let's go through.
	Let's look at Tommy's parlor for some.
	He's got great footage of the various fights.
	That wasn't a yawn, was it?
	Yep.
	Shit.
	Why?
	Because you're so boring?
	No.
	What do you mean?
	We just...
	We need some energy.
	Yeah.
	Let's go.
	I think we're all getting bombed out here.
	No.
	Oh, here we go.
	It's like a...
	So I think Tommy thinks the Antifa number is much higher.
	I don't get Tommy's point here.
	Like it's an inside job?
	Yeah, like they're both in it together.
	Right.
	Look, he's too scared to hit him with the asp.
	I hate that word.
	Yet they're not too scared to smash someone in with the neck.
	Shoot someone in the neck?
	I don't know.
	What else you got?
	Oh, that's the beginning.
	Oh, so this theory is that the police were in on it because they opened the gates.
	Huh.
	Why would the police be in on it, though?
	That's literally a head scratcher.
	Police are squabbling with protesters.
	Oh, there we go.
	They literally opened the gates.
	Huh.
	Look at that guy.
	Who goes to a riot with sweatpants on?
	And then what are those women doing there?
	You know what I mean?
	Like, they got their little Coca-Colas there to storm the Capitol.
	You know, it doesn't look like the cops let them into any important area.
	Like, if that's what's on the other side.
	Sweatpants guy in McDonald's.
	Fucking sweatpants.
	Look how big they are.
	You could fit 40 newspapers in those.
	That's a good metric.
	That's really irritating.
	That's bothering me like crazy.
	Where's his wallet?
	I need some sweatpants, like maybe like a 40 newspaper size.
	Where's your wallet, you sweatpant people?
	I don't understand you.
	I've got phone keys.
	I've got two cars.
	If I had all that shit, they'd be rattling around at best.
	They'd be pulling my pants down.
	Well, it does suck.
	Why are you doing it?
	Why are you wearing your pee-pee jam jams to a riot?
	There we go.
	Boring, boring.
	No, I want to see the...
	He has great action shots.
	No.
	No.
	Hey, let's put on the news right now.
	Oh, there's her.
	Yep.
	No.
	We haven't had one shot of the action.
	There's that guy.
	We had him.
	We haven't had one shot of the thing.
	Come on!
	Scroll better, Ryan.
	Stop, stop.
	Oh, it's loading.
	Like, they keep stopping me.
	Internal error developers have been notified.
	Say, what?
	Let's show foot.
	Okay, go to Fox News.
	Maybe they'll have footage of today.
	Now my girlfriend wants to see the stand-up.
	Thanks a lot.
	Shouldn't have your phone on when you're doing a show.
	But it really was incredible.
	Did you see it when they had all the hundreds of, not hundreds of thousands, but maybe like a thousand people on the Capitol, like ants?
	Yeah.
	I think we have to federalize this.
	We never should be looking to Washington, D.C. for the solutions.
	You've got to work on your state legislators and your state.
	Go back to your state houses.
	Those are the places where you have to hold people accountable.
	That's what the Constitution says.
	That's sort of like Dinesh D'Souza's problem.
	These are lucky disciplines.
	And that's where we need to focus to really institute change.
	So that's today.
	You know what's a good thing to check?
	Is Cassandra Fairbanks' Twitter.
	See if we've got any breaking news.
	I don't care about Brandon Stracha.
	I don't care about that.
	Riots are destructive, dangerous, and scary, but can lead to serious social reform.
	And then, when it doesn't suit them, every person who forced their way into the Capitol should be arrested.
	And one is a car on fucking fire.
	And the other one is just people inside.
	People getting arrested.
	I don't care about that.
	We already know about her.
	Got the fire extinguisher.
	That's what Chris has to say.
	Chris, by the way, who said, remind me of where it says protests should be peaceful.
	Now, too many see the protests as the problem.
	No, the problem is what forced your fellow citizens to take to the streets.
	Yeah, you can.
	Persistent and poisonous inequities and injustice.
	And please, show me where it says that protests are supposed to be polite and peaceful.
	Oh, I see what he's doing.
	They've taken today's footage.
	Wait, go back.
	No, the problem is what forced your fellow citizens to take to the streets.
	Did you show the whole thing?
	Persistent and poisonous inequities and injustice.
	And please, show me where it says that protests are supposed to be polite and peaceful.
	That's good.
	All right, what do you have on your list?
	I'm finally done miling.
	Oh, last thing I want to check is slightlyoffensive.tv on Instagram.
	Elijah's thing.
	Elijah, I hope you didn't fuck yourself.
	And I'm not talking about masturbation.
	No, I don't think he did that.
	Very Christian.
	Isn't he?
	Slightlyoffensive is one word, dot TV.
	Sorry, folks.
	I mean, you've all seen it.
	So he's got no dark stuff.
	Wait, start with the most recent one.
	Because I want to know if there's rioting right now.
	It's daylight, so no.
	No, he's probably staying inside.
	That's the moment where the siege starts.
	This is a pretty great video.
	It's a minute.
	Okay, so this...
	Wait, stop.
	This is where I started to think of Antifa, because these guys up there just look a little too young, and their stuff's a little too new.
	Who are already up there by the barricade?
	Yeah.
	No, no, no.
	The guy with the backpack with his hands up right now.
	I'm saying the guy in all black with a face mask right there, who we're looking at, was at that before anybody else was.
	Hmm.
	You see that?
	And then there is a MAGA guy right next to him.
	But he's like, look at that.
	Look at that move, like the come on, let's do it move.
	Yeah.
	You see him?
	Yeah.
	Come on, let's do it.
	He's part of the, yeah.
	He doesn't look like a MAGA dude.
	He's like this.
	Come on, man.
	He's part of the 5%.
	The 5%ers and 3%ers.
	And those guys on the left are obviously real mega.
	That guy with the green.
	But yeah, that guy with the megaphone looks suspicious, doesn't he?
	Yep.
	Ooh, hats.
	Somebody made a joke and they said that's a total Antifa giveaway.
	It's a tell.
	Putting the hat backwards.
	Wait, what?
	No, that's not a joke.
	No?
	No.
	Huh.
	That's in my Antifa notes.
	Oh.
	Look at that.
	Oh, you saw this already, though, right?
	Then they help her.
	Oh, of course.
	There's the girl, female cop.
	Which they help.
	They're like, here.
	Look at her.
	Here's your female cop.
	Hey, go back.
	I have no, I posted on Parlor a picture of Antifa saying, the way you'll tell who we are is we'll put our MAGA hats backwards.
	Oh.
	I'm not saying that's what that guy was doing.
	Why are women so bad at falling?
	You know what I mean?
	I keep on falling.
	They write songs about it.
	They fall and then they fall and then it just keeps getting worse.
	How to walk away and I stumble.
	Look at her.
	She's useless.
	The guy had to carry her literally physically back to the other police.
	She's just standing watching.
	Here's your lady.
	But he's actually carrying her like she's off the ground.
	Here's your little doll person.
	So if we're trying to find the five to ten, it looks like they're right there.
	It's a pretty good push.
	And look how concerned that guy is with his face being unhooded.
	Look at that.
	Oh, yeah.
	So after when he grabs him, he's like, oh, crap, let me cover my fucking hood up.
	Which is a weird, weird priority to him.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Almost like an instinct.
	I mean, I don't know.
	No, it doesn't have to be all one or the other.
	Cassandra was saying it's such a lame take to say this is all Antifa.
	They were a very small portion of it.
	All right.
	There's more from him, though.
	I wonder if there's rioting going on right now.
	I can see if anybody's live on Periscope.
	Yeah.
	Because there was really bad service there, so nobody was getting...
	Oh, yeah.
	But it's weird that all the pictures inside of the Capitol, like all the BLM stuff isn't...
	Somebody pointed out to me isn't like 4K.
	But there was like 4K footage of all this stuff going on.
	Let me see what my people say about...
	Whoa.
	Pro-Trump crowds march on state houses across the country.
	I saw one about in Georgia.
	They were storming the governor's house in Georgia.
	Uh-huh.
	We're not doing very good television right now.
	Well, there's a lot.
	There's a lot going on.
	but we're trying to find out if we can get a live feed or something.
	Oh, I know a place that had live feeds.
	This is a live feed that's going all day.
	Oh, it's done.
	Yeah, I don't think anything's going on.
	No.
	They enforced a curfew 6 p.m., I believe.
	Yeah, for a long time.
	Not that people would abide by that, but it seems like they have.
	Is this real?
	Yeah, it's from Seattle.
	Protester just broke through the gates of the governor's mansion in Olympia, Georgia.
	Oh, shit.
	This was three hours ago.
	Okay, let's.
	Oh, I sent you a good video of a black security guard or a cop punching a woman in the face.
	Yeah, was that a security guard?
	I don't know.
	Was she just wearing like a semi-militaristic thing?
	She has a beautiful overhand right.
	That's a straight punch.
	Hear it.
	No, why is she bleeding?
	Ouch.
	Who hits you?
	That girl punched me in the bathroom.
	Who hit you?
	The black girl.
	Oh, that's leaking.
	You know what happened is the black girl rings.
	Oh.
	She opened up her face.
	But you're going to have to zoom in and watch this a couple times because it happens like that.
	Who hit you?
	BLM?
	Yes.
	BLM hit you?
	Yes.
	And they did nothing or what?
	Oh, of course they did nothing.
	Oh, my God.
	It wasn't BLM, my dear.
	Well, maybe it was.
	Maybe she's sympathetic to BLM.
	Yeah, why does that happen so quick?
	It's the first thing that happens in that.
	I think the white woman just went like, you're full of shit or fuck you.
	Or did some sort of gesture.
	Dude, that just got banned.
	Oh, wow.
	What?
	That just got taken down.
	Yeah.
	That was Shizmabin, I think.
	What is that?
	Huh.
	We're seeing things uncensored get censored live on live TV.
	That's exciting.
	Isn't that fun?
	Wait, that can't be true.
	Oh, here it is.
	Here it is.
	What happened there?
	Oh.
	I'm going to refresh.
	Got to watch quick.
	Don't refresh, or we might lose it.
	Okay, go.
	Otherwise, we can't restart the video.
	Here we go.
	All right.
	Is everybody ready?
	Everyone paying attention?
	That was it.
	Here it goes again.
	Bap.
	Here it comes again.
	Bap.
	Wait, go back.
	I still am not satisfied.
	I can't even tell if it's the white woman's hand.
	Did she go to punch her?
	The white woman looks like she was going to touch her face or face mask or something.
	Oh, no, she looks like she was grabbing her phone.
	That's right.
	All right, so here we are.
	No, why is she bleeding?
	This looks like she was touching her hand or something.
	That's the best fighter I've ever seen.
	Her and Canelo, her and Jake Paul need to fight.
	All right, so before we start taking calls, what do you got?
	Woman shot?
	We already did that.
	Cuomo hypocrisy, we already did that.
	Moment of siege, I'm not sure we've done that.
	That was the one that we just watched.
	Oh, wait, show that Yossi Gettner thing.
	So this seems to be a common take with establishment normie rightists, and I don't have that take.
	There is nothing patriotic about what is occurring on Capitol Hill.
	This is third world style American anarchy, anti-American anarchy.
	And Yossi Gestetner, he's a great guy.
	The third world country part started with how the elections went down and how the accusations of fraud were handled.
	Precisely.
	That is really the crux of the anger you saw on Capitol Hill today.
	Moment of siege.
	Yeah, we saw that.
	Did we, though?
	Yeah, that was the one where we were just breaking down Antifa movements and such.
	Anti-Kavanaugh protests in Atrium on Capitol.
	Oh, yeah.
	This happened, and it was fine.
	You know, tons of people.
	The only difference is someone didn't die, but that wasn't us killing anyone.
	That was the cops shooting a woman.
	A vet.
	Good point, Ryan.
	Good news work.
	Thank you.
	There's the fire extinguishers.
	Yes.
	This is pretty cool.
	Blaze it up.
	So this woman says, where are the police?
	Where the National Guard somebody responded, you defunded them.
	It's pretty funny.
	It's just fun.
	Just having a blast.
	Hey, man.
	If that woman hadn't died, this would have been one of the funniest riots in the history of rioting.
	And then Michael Rappaport.
	Oh, God.
	That's right.
	Yeah, he said, yo, what if black people were out here doing this kind of stuff?
	What if black people were doing this?
	What would the response be?
	It's like, well, BLM burns shit down.
	So I honestly, and they didn't get shot by cops.
	They got shot by each other.
	And they did that.
	That's great.
	The Black Panther Party, I believe, with rifles on the steps of the Capitol building.
	Yeah, and it went just fine.
	They had a good look with the little berets.
	That's pretty cool.
	Okay.
	19, noose Outside Capitol.
	I thought that was a very creative piece of art that they put out.
	They had a huge cross that they erected.
	Four by fours.
	Or six by sixes.
	They just built this.
	But the thing that concerns me with this, obviously this is not racial.
	This is like draining the swamp.
	Let's hang them all.
	Like in a 17th century rebellion.
	But Ryan, in your notes here, how do you spell the word noose?
	Okay.
	N-O-O-S-E.
	Why did you write N-E-U-S-S-E?
	When I was a kid, I thought that's how that was spelt.
	Spelt?
	Spelt.
	So what does that got to do with you as an adult?
	You're 31 now?
	Yep.
	So why did you write N-E-U-S-S-E?
	I don't know.
	I haven't spelled noose in a long time.
	You're so not racist.
	That's how not racist I am.
	I haven't actually seen one.
	I didn't recognize it at first.
	And then 24, you got footage of inside the Senate floor.
	This has been a bit of a rickety ending, but I'm sorry.
	It was a major riot that happened today.
	We want to make sure we get everything in there.
	Again, if it was Black Lives Matter, it would literally be in flames right now.
	That's absolutely true.
	They're just doing selfies, hanging out.
	Look at all the women there.
	Hey, come with Giddy.
	Giddy images.
	Oh, that's why everything's all 4K.
	Ooh, I got something juicy.
	I know, we'll do it tomorrow.
	I want this show to be 100% about.
	What's this?
	Oh, yeah, they seem peaceful.
	My dad worked for both Department of Defense and Homeland Security.
	You can't just take over a federal building and do what we saw today without some help from the inside.
	This was orchestrated by members of the Senate and members of the Capitol Police.
	That would sort of go with that the cops opening the fence there.
	But correct me if I'm wrong, and maybe I'm just crazy, but I don't think this makes MAGA look bad.
	I think it makes the media look bad.
	I know that that's not what you're supposed to say.
	Oh, this is why Tommy was saying, at least get good actors when he was showing that black guy run up the stairs.
	Yeah, it's almost like a false flag to try to be like, well, let them in so that way we can prove that, look, how bad we're going to do it.
	But my wife was like, can't you, you guys look so bad right now.
	I was like, I don't really see it.
	I see a bunch of angry Americans kicking in windows because they just had their country stolen.
	I didn't call for it.
	I said, don't go.
	But this looks a hell of a lot better than the past 10 months of riots and fires.
	And then she goes, you're just as bad as them now.
	And I'm like, no, no, there's no, this is not 10 months.
	This was not smashing windows.
	What's this, climbing window washers?
	Oh, we showed that one.
	That's how that kid got up on the right, right, right.
	And then last one, 26 more people inside.
	This is, you know, it's actually kind of boring.
	It's so non-eventful, so not drastic.
	Besides the woman getting shot, you know, like they keep showing the same clip of battling the police pushing the line.
	I'm seeing people in the right corner.
	This footage is going to be used against us for the rest of our lives.
	I think CNN's going to run this on a loop.
	Good.
	Okay.
	They don't treat us very well.
	You mean when you made Americans so mad they smashed a bunch of windows?
	Yeah.
	Am I naive?
	I don't know.
	I'd like to hear a different take, but I can't think of another one with.
	I'm just going to my gut right now.
	And my gut says, yeah.
	I've heard a lot of takes.
	Someone's got a nosebleed outside a bar, and they go, wow, your boy is going to look real violent.
	Well, I think people are going to say, what were you doing before my friend punched you in the face?
	This is what this was.
	America punched the Capitol in the face.
	And if you just arrived on Earth today, then you might go, these people are violent lunatics.
	Wow, they're a mob.
	This is like the 17th century.
	But no, you've been around and you've seen what's been going on in this country.
	And one day, the other side decides they want a piece of the action.
	By the way, yeah, and Tifa was burning federal buildings, trying to burn down police stations with police inside.
	Not even close.
	Not even close.
	Not even close.
	Nobody brought weapons.
	They brought flags and hats.
	Unbelievable.
	Okay, we're taking calls.
	Call take in.
	Call take in.
	Take down your pants now.
	Wow, but the pants.
	I'm scared I'm missing a riot, though.
	I'm going to be very unprofessional and check my phone.
	Alright, we are on the line.
	Here's our first winner coming in.
	You win, dude.
	Hello, winner.
	I believe this is Oscar.
	Hi, Oscar.
	How are you today?
	Let me make sure Oscar can hear.
	Wait, am I on?
	Yes.
	Can you hear us?
	Whoa, it's Brad Cohen Boner.
	What's going on, guys?
	Yo, what's up, dog?
	Hello.
	Nothing much, man.
	I saw those two episodes you guys had.
	Are you guys going to do more of the Car Guys?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	We're not talking about Car Guys.
	We're talking about the riots today.
	And yes, we probably will.
	Thanks for calling.
	You win.
	Oh, yeah.
	Let me get your info before you hang up.
	Just sit right there.
	I'll get it.
	Now, let me make something clear.
	We're not interested in talking about cars or anything else.
	We're only talking about the riots and what happened today.
	This is consequential.
	This is a moment in history no one is going to forget.
	It's not a 9-11, but it's a doozy.
	So to talk about anything else on today's show would be ridiculous.
	Kim and Kanye?
	Okay, Justin's on the line, also a winner.
	What's up, Justin?
	You winner?
	Hey, guys.
	Hey, man.
	How are you today?
	Good.
	How are you?
	I was going to ask you about Howard, but I guess that's probably not the best thing.
	Don't even say that.
	About the riots, man?
	I feel kind of like an asshole for saying it, but I kind of loved it.
	I mean, just getting kicked around for four years, like you said, fuck around and find out.
	I mean, what did they expect?
	And still, it wasn't anything destructive.
	Nobody destroyed anything inside the building.
	I mean, outside of the woman that got shot by Capitol Police, it wasn't violent.
	And we've seen so many Americans roll over and take it and get abused for so many years now.
	And they just keep bullying us.
	And we just keep taking it.
	And the Never Trumpers keep stabbing us in the back, just like Pence and Mitch McConnell and Mitt Romney.
	And it was nice.
	I'm sorry.
	It was kind of nice to see someone say, I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.
	It was.
	It really was.
	And it's like, I don't know if you guys saw a couple weeks ago, there was like somebody who put the Twisted Sisters, We're Not Going to Take It, montage with like Staten Island and shit, like all the pushback on the lockdowns.
	And it was just like, well, what did you expect?
	I mean, like, anybody with half of a brain knows that this election was stolen.
	We're pissed off.
	We're angry.
	I mean, it's lucky that we weren't violent.
	Because if we were, shit would have really went down crazy today.
	And you know, the other thing about it is people say, what do you hope to achieve from this?
	And I'm like, no, no, no.
	This wasn't about achieving.
	That's why I use that analogy of just like, fuck you, when you push over the display case at Walmart.
	You're on your way out.
	You know Biden is in.
	This is it.
	It's over.
	This is saying, fuck you.
	Say hello to my little friend on the way out.
	You know you're fucking up.
	Yeah, it's like totally punk rock.
	Like, you know what?
	You fuck me up.
	I'm going to fuck you up.
	And I don't blame President Trump for that at all.
	I mean, I actually give him credit for showing restrength because if it was me, I'd be declassing shit and I'd be going crazy.
	They took a rightful win from him.
	It's insane.
	And then for these politicians to go back and certify their bullshit election and act like this was like 9-11, which is like, no, just what, six months ago, seven months ago, you had churches burning in D.C. Nothing was set on fire.
	Nothing.
	There was no damage.
	Outside of a couple people wandering around like kind of tourists, just, hey, look at this.
	Or, hey, look, I'm sitting in this seat.
	Like, I don't know.
	I just, the reaction that you're getting from the media and the political elite is way overblown considering all summer they told us that Antifa was a myth and that there are peaceful protests.
	And even though Foot Locker is emptied and Abercrombie and Fitch is on fire, that's peaceful.
	It's just, it's insulting.
	Yeah, it is stultifying hypocrisy, these motherfuckers.
	Absolutely, yeah.
	All right, buddy, thanks for calling.
	You won't after the show.
	Toodalo.
	Like you're more than a friend.
	I got this clip of Trump saying, explosion of bullshit.
	And it's pretty great.
	Okay.
	But that'll be a drop soon.
	If anyone knows about any rioting in D.C., let us know.
	I'm dying to know what's going on.
	Jonathan on the line.
	Jonathan?
	I was wondering what your take might be on Trump's last 14 days if any charges are levied, if he pardons any of these people, if charges are levied.
	Oh, good point.
	You know, Biden might wait anticipating that.
	Right.
	And come at these people after.
	Like, I think you're going to see a lot of I could go to jail.
	Proud boys.
	Enrique Tario could get the book thrown at him for those magazines if he didn't indeed have magazines.
	So my guess would be no, Trump wouldn't have anything to pardon in time.
	He's only got another two weeks, and then the fucking hammer drops.
	That's another reason I think, too, people were smashing shit and screaming and breaking into this building is because they knew that there's about to be a tsunami of tyranny imposed on this country and especially MAGA supporters.
	But yeah, don't get your hopes up.
	Thanks for calling, man.
	What I think Trump should do is open up Area 51.
	Let the aliens out.
	And make it clear to the aliens before he lets them out that you're on my side, motherfucker.
	Right?
	Yes.
	All right.
	Freeloaders suck, this person says.
	Hello, dick kissers.
	Whoa.
	Hey, how's it going?
	You just tricked me into saying I'm a dick kisser.
	Yeah, because your COVID idea was brilliant.
	I would rather kiss a non-contact cock than take a fucking swab up the nose.
	I was sickened today.
	You're a dad.
	I'm a dad.
	I was sickened today.
	I watched the fucking video of this chick through panes of glass.
	Who the fuck?
	Did they even see this woman?
	And then they fucking shot.
	And no one's outraged.
	No one knows her name.
	They're not fucking, you know, say her name, say her name.
	Yeah.
	Not yet, anyway.
	But even still, they're going to diminish the hell out of this life that was lost and say it's all in the idea of sort of white supremacy bullshit.
	Yeah.
	But don't you think she shouldn't have been there?
	I agree with you.
	Chicks don't belong in those fucking, I mean, but I'll tell you one thing, and you know this as a proud husband and a proud father, you have to respect your chicks.
	Like, I wouldn't cross my wife.
	I wouldn't cross her, not even for a fucking moment.
	As soon as she starts barking, I am, you know, I'm at full attention.
	I'm not going to fucking cross my wife.
	And I know you would probably say the same thing about yours.
	Well, we have fights all the time.
	I crossed her when she voted for Hillary.
	But if I would let her do whatever she wanted, if she wanted to fucking, you know, start taking, I don't know, airplane lessons, that's her business.
	But as far as you're going to a rumble, like think of the greasers in the 50s with the rumble seat in the back of the Model T and the chains and stuff.
	And then imagine one of them brings his chicken a poodle skirt and she's like, I'm ready to fucking brawl.
	No, you're not.
	Get back down to the hopscotch or whatever you call it, the sock hop.
	I don't know.
	That was a long body.
	It hurt to watch the video of that body drop.
	I saw the fucking shitheads in San Antonio getting their hands fucking blown up on New Year's Eve, and that was kind of shocking, but it didn't touch me nearly enough as this brave woman who decided fuck the gems and yeah.
	All right, thanks for calling, buddy.
	Next time, try to have less pauses.
	Believe me, and I am always right.
	Frankly.
	Are we going to have like a Trump button and a Trump here in a year?
	Probably not, right?
	I think he lives forever.
	I think he lives.
	What's a MAGA hat going to mean in three years?
	I don't know.
	I know what it'll mean to me.
	You know, an Uber driver today told me that he had a woman.
	By the way, he was a Trump guy.
	I didn't know this.
	Haitian dude.
	And he's listening to the radio.
	He's like, what do you think of all this?
	I was like, I love Trump.
	I think this is great.
	I do that too sometimes.
	You just want to get it out of the way.
	Yeah, I love him.
	I don't like him.
	I love him.
	And so he was like, he's very strong.
	And I was like, yeah, he's a man.
	You're right.
	Because they like that sort of thing.
	He's a Haitian.
	And he's a germaphobe, so you know that he's never eaten the poo-poo.
	Yeah, this is a non-poo-poo eating individual.
	So I'm like, I don't like the poo-poo.
	I like the Trump.
	And he said, I had a girl.
	I drive for her.
	She said she had a dream that Trump was the last American president.
	And I was like, it's pretty heavy.
	I'm going to tell my boss about that on the air.
	Yeah, that is a doozy.
	And I never can picture Biden being the actual president.
	Well, here's a question.
	And it's the reason we're devoting the whole show to the riots.
	So the Capitol was stormed today.
	People petered out.
	I don't see any evidence of rioting right now.
	But there's also the option that this keeps fucking ramping up.
	Well, yeah.
	I mean, right now on Twitter, one of the things that is trending is pro-Trump crowds march on state houses across the country.
	That was an hour ago.
	Oh, really?
	And let me see.
	So this is...
	While a pro-Trump mob force entry into the U.S. Capitol building in Washington, D.C., other smaller crowds gathered at state houses across the country, including those in Kansas, Ohio, Minnesota, and California.
	In Atlanta, senior staffers at the Georgia Capitol were evacuated as a precautionary measure as militia members gathered outside the building.
	Most of the situations were dispersed by late Wednesday afternoon.
	Okay.
	Hmm.
	Yeah, I got all the trending stuff I see now is all about today.
	Yeah.
	But there's nothing about tonight.
	But yeah, what if this becomes the thing?
	Wait, what?
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Protesters have breached the Kansas State House, too?
	That was seven hours ago.
	We didn't hear about any of that.
	Many are contrasting law enforcement's response to the pro-Trump mob invading the U.S. Capitol to their response to Black Lives Matter protesters as white privilege.
	White privilege?
	She got shot in the neck.
	Right.
	Crazy.
	Outside the Columbus State House, a lot of guns, Proud Boys, Trump flags, etc.
	That's civil.
	I mean, oh, there's a lot of Proud Boys there.
	Damn.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Fights break out outside the Ohio State House between pro-Trump, Proud Boys, protesters, and counter-protesters.
	Oh.
	Yeah, I saw that.
	But that's not even.
	I want to focus on DC.
	I just sent you something.
	This bitch.
	No, I didn't get it yet.
	Like, you get shot in the neck, and now it's white privilege?
	You can't win.
	All right, next caller.
	On the line, we have Calvin Candy.
	Hey, buds.
	Hey, dude, what's going on, Fox?
	Ah, not much.
	I just had a quick question for Ryan.
	Sure.
	Is it about the Riots?
	On previous episodes.
	No, Ryan.
	Yeah, is it about the Riotts?
	Which is my dancing crew?
	For those that don't know, I have a dancing crew?
	Well, we're only talking about DC today.
	Oh, because I don't live in America.
	Where do you live?
	Canada.
	Where?
	I live in Edmonton, but I'm in Ontario visiting family for the holidays.
	You got a lot of snow up there in Edmonton right now?
	When I left it was, yeah.
	Is it fucking cold?
	Yeah, fucking cold.
	Yeah, even cold.
	I called you a couple weeks ago when I was in Edmonton, and even I had Ryan pull up the temperature.
	It's like 31 degrees.
	Okay, that doesn't mean anything to us now that we're in the Fahrenheit zone.
	But that's probably zero.
	Negative 30, you mean?
	No, no, that was.
	So can I ask my question?
	Okay, you're being boring.
	Yeah, well, it was quick and you're dragging it out.
	In previous episodes, Ryan said that he likes taking shits, right?
	Right.
	And we all know that he also likes getting his face touched.
	So I just want to know if it's like his ultimate pleasure to get his face touched while he's taking a shit.
	You know, okay, here's a weird little secret about me.
	When I piss and my girlfriend is in the...
	This has been a tradition throughout my life.
	So I hope that's...
	Whatever girlfriend is in my life, if they put their hand on the small of my back while I'm pissing, it really relaxes me.
	And.
	Can't someone storm you?
	Smash your windows.
	Next caller.
	Occupy my face with their fists.
	Yeah.
	Oh, that's funny.
	Kyle wants to talk about anarchy, which I guess fits under.
	Okay.
	Or what are you saying?
	You're on, Mike.
	All right, Gab.
	So you said you always say you were a punk rocker when you were a ween.
	Do you still believe in anarchy?
	And what do you think about Michael Malis and him thinking that we need to just secede instead of civil war?
	What do you think about that?
	Michael Malis talks a lot of shit about me behind my back, so it's hard for me to relax and talk about his political beliefs.
	My problem with him is he hates the cops.
	And I'm an anarchist to the point where I want as little government as humanly possible.
	Now, I don't think you can have a system without police, especially in this country.
	But as John Stossel says, I'll give you $1,000 for anything outside of police and maybe the military that the public sector can't do better than the private sector can't do better than the public sector energy education I mean you believe that yeah why because the government's incompetent look at education look at the public schools keep yeah I
	and it involves a lot more fire yeah did my email arrive with you yet oh let's see listen ma'am there's a lot of crazy stuff going on oh tim pools here hello ma'am hey thanks for calling listen ma'am i just wanted to tell you i know we've had our differences listen you say a lot of stuff kind of colorful okay i don't exactly agree with everything but listen you're great coverage listen listen man all respect due to you i get it go on over to uh timcast.net
	and uh check that out before we get into the story actually before we go into that my email arrived no what right at censored.tv is my thing uh no okay what the age hey man listen hey man i'm refreshing the the browser i'm getting nothing okay this has been going on for way too long man people are impressed all right man let's take a call i get it all right let's see who's online okay
	to the pistons.
	That's all everything comes down to.
	You know, I have a four on the floor with a souped-up Hemi, and I used to have a three in the tree actually.
	But when you have four on the floor, you realize...
	All right, thanks for calling, dude.
	That guy's got some good tips.
	He's got great tips, but listen, that has nothing to do with the riots.
	Yeah, it's not about the riots.
	Listen.
	I told you about the time that baseball mom was telling me that after the kids are on screens, put them in another room and let them decompress.
	Ooh, good idea.
	For 15 minutes, and then they can come out because they get all bratty when you take the screens away.
	And I tried it, and it was a godsend.
	Wow.
	And I go up to him and I go, dude, I love your wife's tips.
	He's a big dude.
	And he goes, what the fuck did you just say?
	And I was like, they're really good?
	Yeah.
	It rocked.
	It doesn't rock.
	What is this?
	248.
	It helps to put your name in the screener, by the way.
	Hello.
	Hello, buddy.
	What's going on, buddy?
	Yes.
	All right, I have a lot to talk about.
	Well, if it's not right, we don't care.
	Pence stabbed Trump in the back.
	Wait, what?
	Did you see how Pence stabbed Trump in the back today?
	He updated his Twitter cover photo to Biden and Harris and released a letter.
	No, he didn't.
	Well, he did that.
	And then simultaneously, there was a busload of Antifa that were dropped off at the Capitol.
	And police let them through, as you saw in that video.
	Yeah, I think that's true.
	But the picture you're talking about is Biden and his wife.
	Oh, Pence and his wife.
	Pence and his wife, yeah.
	Is it his wife?
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	Well, it's not really Pence with Carol.
	No, I heard that too.
	You know, a credible source posted that one of the producers for Crowder posted that.
	So I was like, oh, shit.
	Yeah, it's fake.
	Weren't you watching the show today?
	They look just like them, do they not?
	Well, it's the back of their head.
	Anyway.
	Anyway, anyway.
	So anyway, Trump is now fucking banned from Twitter for 48 hours.
	Dude, are you watching the show?
	Hello.
	Hello.
	I am.
	We discussed all of this.
	Listen, here's what comes next, my guy.
	They're going to memory hold his video about peace, and actively right now in the Senate, they're calling to impeach him before the 20th.
	The 25th Amendment.
	They're doing it right now.
	25th, yes.
	They're doing it right now.
	Yeah, you just repeated the major talking points of today's show.
	I appreciate that.
	Thank you for calling.
	He appreciates his own doings.
	What else?
	Hey, ma'am.
	That's not how it works.
	And listen, I got it.
	Hello.
	Hello?
	Casey?
	Hey, how's it going, guys?
	Pretty good.
	Please don't repeat the entire show.
	That's all we ask.
	Dude, I'm not that fucking retarded.
	Okay, and so real quick, you know, I'm just going to keep it light.
	What is up with Jim Goat's smile?
	It's like the Indian fucking Joker face all over.
	Every time he laughs, that's all I can think about is that big fucking Indian Joker face smile.
	Yeah, I never thought of that.
	He's a very evil man, so when he smiles, it's very intense.
	But that's not pertaining to the storming of the Capitol building.
	Okay, so look, if you really want my opinion on that, it's just a bunch of crying, whiny babies, and everyone just needs to just kind of get over it and, you know, face 2021 because who knows what's about to happen.
	So when you bend over and you back up into the government dick, you'll get to say, owie!
	You can't just, you just got to keep your mouth shut?
	I mean, that's kind of presumptuous, but they're not really whining, are they?
	They're saying, fuck you.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Anyway.
	Listen, man, I got it.
	I think that's the best one I've ever done.
	That was good.
	You got your whole body into that.
	I really poured my heart and soul into that.
	I should have had beer instead of whiskey.
	Like, whiskey's so all or nothing, you know?
	You don't have beer?
	No, shit.
	Nobody can do that like me.
	What's the matter?
	We're running out of calls.
	Why are you putting the number?
	Hell no.
	There's just some people don't have it on deck.
	A lot of people have it on deck, but you're listening to the show, but you're not on the show.
	Can you turn that off, sir?
	319?
	I think that's the best way.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	That was good.
	Just give a little pause.
	Can you hear me?
	Yellow.
	Yellow.
	Hello.
	Yeah.
	Yes, sir.
	Hey, did you hear Mike Pence talk tonight?
	Yeah, he had totally abandoned not just Trump, but the country.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	This is an hour ago.
	I don't know if we saw this, did we?
	Oh, no, not Mike Pence.
	Miss McConnell.
	Sorry, got the wrong guy there.
	He...
	Like, we watched all this shit happen today, and then Miss McConnell did not mention it at all.
	Like, we don't matter at all.
	And it's just more Republican bullshit.
	Can you pause the show, dude?
	Because you're concentrating on it, and so are we.
	It's just like there's a feedback loop.
	I hear us what we were doing.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	That's a great point.
	He was drunk a little bit, but I also think that I'm very sensitive about people drinking.
	Yeah.
	I think it's bad for you.
	It's disgusting.
	It's disgusting.
	We're an anti-gooze show.
	We're straight-edged.
	The United States will not be intimidated.
	We will not be kept out of this chamber by thugs.
	Yeah, you were.
	Mobs.
	That's exactly what happened.
	You left.
	With big old goofy masks.
	The lawlessness.
	You left dressed like ghostbusters.
	We are back at our post.
	I can't draw tonight.
	Stop.
	We will discharge our duty under the Constitution and for our nation.
	And we're going to do it tonight.
	This afternoon, Congress began the process of honoring the will of the American people and counting the Electoral College votes.
	We've fulfilled this solemn duty every four years for more than two centuries.
	Whether our nation's been at war or at peace, under all manner of threats, even during an ongoing armed rebellion and the civil war, the clockwork of our democracy.
	Yeah, we used to know who won our elections that day.
	Whatever happened to that?
	The Constitution that matters only sometimes.
	Today was a dark day in the history of the United States Capitol.
	Outside of that deadline.
	Thanks to the SWIFT efforts of the U.S. Capitol building.
	Okay, let me just say what's pissing me off here.
	They have this, like, the sanctity of the Capitol building.
	I don't feel that way.
	I have zero respect for the White House, zero respect for politicians.
	It's Hollywood for ugly people.
	The White House is just a giant DMV.
	So I have no respect for it.
	They didn't storm the castle.
	Fuck the castle.
	Fuck the king.
	Fuck the queen.
	Fuck the Duke of Edinburgh with your big giant red plush carpets and your fancy paintings on the wall.
	I don't give a fuck about you.
	I don't think that they've blasphemed.
	That's what's pissing me off about all of this.
	It's like some sanctimonious thing.
	Yeah, there's this like a shit on a Jesus statue.
	No, you've been doing that, radical leftist, to the entire country.
	I have a lot more sanctity in these statues, the cities you're bringing, the small businesses you're destroying.
	Owl's, what's it?
	Max Public House in Staten Island.
	That's my Vatican.
	That's my sacred place.
	And you fucking stormed that.
	You arrested those men.
	You destroyed that business.
	That pisses me off a hell of a lot more than a pile of fucking parasites getting inconvenienced for a couple hours, dressing up in Ghostbusters costumes, exposing themselves as the ultimate fucking pussies.
	Or these three faceless people, White House staff.
	Look at those pussies.
	Oh, I'm so scared.
	Why?
	First Lady's Chief of Staff?
	Is that a thing?
	Stephanie Grissom.
	The First Lady's Chief of Staff?
	What does she hire her fucking nail salon?
	She chooses who gives her a mani petty?
	White House Social Secretary.
	I don't care.
	Press Secretary.
	Who gives a fuck what you're doing?
	When I love America, I love diners.
	I love dive bars.
	I love farmers.
	You literally just said diners, drive-ins, and dives.
	I love dives like Guy Fieri.
	I don't like politicians.
	I don't think it's patriotic to like a politician.
	Well, you liked Trump.
	Like Trump.
	He is like.
	Because he's an anti-politician.
	He's a fucking rabid pit bull we set loose inside the White House.
	All right, let's take another Kazal.
	I lost a couple of followers for being pro everything today.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Or about eight, something like that.
	I was like, good riddance, losers.
	Like, I'm just being honest.
	And this is the thing.
	You can't get mad at me.
	They're just my feelings.
	Your facts have to care about my feelings.
	This is just my opinion.
	I'm sorry.
	I can't pretend that I'm outraged about today.
	I'm not.
	You're bro.
	That's true.
	That's a fact.
	It really will be.
	Yeah.
	Good joke, David.
	We'll rule.
	There's no question about it.
	Oh, I guess he's saying, ha ha, you're not on Twitter.
	Oh.
	Yeah.
	Good.
	We don't want him on Twitter.
	It fucking stinks over there.
	You're on the line.
	440.
	Oh, this person.
	Yo, guys, how you doing?
	Yo, what's up?
	Yo, so I just got a kind of crazy little thought about what happened today.
	So we had the whole Capitol building stormed and it was all evacuated so quickly that all these people got, you know, they left with their emails open and all that good shit.
	What if this was a distraction to have a group of tech experts, you know, of Trump loyalist tech experts to get in there, steal the hard drives, steal information off of their computers, you know,
	covertly, blend in with the crowd, take their hard drives, computers, information, all the evidence that they've been court ordered to release that they refused to do.
	Now they just go in there with a little USB stick or portable hard drive, take all that information, and then release it completely.
	Like Elijah Schaefer was in there.
	He took a picture at Nancy Pelosi's desk as he's going through her emails.
	Like we can just pull all that information off.
	I wish somebody would just like take all the hard drive.
	Did you see that somebody took the hard drive, Nancy Pelosi's hard drive?
	But I don't know if that's true.
	How do you take a hard drive?
	She doesn't have an external hard drive.
	It's her computer.
	You just have to take her computer.
	No, it's all you do is take the screws off the back of the computer, literally just unplug the hard drive, and then you can take it with you.
	But you know, the way that she emails people is just going to be really careful.
	I think every politician knows when they type an email, this could be public one day.
	So, the worst she's going to say is that thing about the stuff.
	She's not going to say, it was fun stealing the election.
	And the other problem with that is, our group is not that savvy.
	You're thinking of James Bond stuff.
	Our group isn't like that.
	They were taking selfies, putting hats on statues.
	I think you're giving us way too much credit.
	Shit, it took Antifa to start this whole thing.
	What if Trump had people or somebody like, you know, loyalists, you know, Secret Service or somebody who was loyal, who had the know-how to blend in, dress like everybody else, you know, weave through the crowds, blend in, don't stand out at all, and then just go into these offices and take them?
	Now, it's like, that would have been the perfect opportunity.
	And then it's like, you have Hunter Biden, too, who's a total fuck up, obviously, but like, he's had all that shit on his laptop.
	All these people in Washington, yeah, they're kind of smart, but I guarantee you they're so dirty and been so comfortable being corrupt that there's shit on that laptop on their computer.
	Look what happened with Hunter Biden's laptop.
	Nothing.
	Yeah.
	Although it ain't over.
	We just, while you're talking there, we just pulled up an article that said what you're saying.
	What is that?
	No.
	Somebody was taking hard drives?
	The Hal Turner radio show has a headline that says, hard disks in Nancy Pelosi's offices downloaded and stolen during Capital Mayhem.
	All the data on Speaker Nance Pelosi's office computer was downloaded and taken out of the Capitol building today by some of the folks who got in during the protests.
	Nancy's secrets are no more.
	I don't know where he's getting this from.
	The Hal Turner radio show can now positively confirm that data from several computers inside the Speaker of House Nan Spillos' offices was among the data taken today.
	So maybe you're right.
	You know, it's possible because, I mean, think about it.
	Like, what is Antifa, they say, like, be water or some shit, you know?
	If a military personnel who has, you know, they spend so much money on cybersecurity experts, that's like one of the biggest budget in the military.
	What if they had people blend in, go in, take as much information that they've been hiding and hoarding that their court ordered to release?
	They just say, nah, fuck you.
	We're not going to release that.
	Go and take that evidence.
	I mean, this is civil war, baby, right?
	So it's like the rules are off.
	The rules of engagement have changed.
	So, I mean, take this information, at least give it to Project Veritas and have them give it out.
	Or like, you know, present it in the court somehow, you know, one of these hearings or, you know, whatever the hell happens.
	Trump's not going to just go quietly on the 20th.
	He's not just going to walk out with his tail between his legs.
	He's going to do something.
	He's going to do something.
	I mean, I have faith in that.
	I have faith that he might do something.
	Okay.
	Well, good theory, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	I'm much more dubious.
	I think it's over.
	And I know that loses as subs every time I say that, but that's what today was.
	I think the whole idea, like I don't know about the Hal Jordan show, but the whole idea that this is the beginning or that there's going to be one last kraken.
	One last crack at the kraken.
	No.
	The beauty of today was saying, all right, fine, you win, bitch.
	And we will always be grateful.
	Oh, shut up.
	To the men and women who stayed at their posts.
	Their posts?
	To defend this historic place.
	From what, selfies?
	To those who wreaked havoc in our capital today.
	They put their shoes on desks.
	You did not win.
	Yeah, we didn't try.
	Violence never wins.
	It wasn't violent.
	No one was trying to win.
	Freedom wins.
	Freedom was going into your stupid building.
	The guy with big buffalo horns stood at the bottom of the water.
	And a podium where Mitch McConnell talks.
	That's it.
	Violence never wins.
	Freedom wins.
	And this is still the people's house.
	We're people.
	And as we reconvene in this chamber, the world will again witness the resilience and strength of our democracy.
	Even in the wake of unprecedented violence and vandalism at this Capitol.
	Look into this.
	The elected representatives.
	Yeah, I never liked the way he spoke, to be honest.
	Have assembled again.
	It's almost Obama-esque, like an automaton.
	And it's not him.
	That's not him.
	He's of a radio show.
	Right, right.
	And he talked like you and I. He talked like Bob Mennery, which is a regular dude.
	Yeah, that was pretty badass.
	But now he's learned.
	And now I have learned.
	When I talk like a black preacher, people take me a lot more seriously.
	You will not stop democracy with your disgusting vandalism.
	Farting on our chairs.
	Thank you.
	You might have been warriors on the battlefields of the Cold War.
	No, he's reading a speech.
	I know he's trying it, yeah.
	I'm supposed to not appreciate you people.
	The sacrifices that you made, I do.
	I thank God for you.
	The American flag that will be flying out in the front step of the Pence House this weekend is for you Memorial Day.
	It's kind of chubby there.
	Okay, next call.
	Fuck you, Mike Pence.
	Mike Pants, more like.
	That's good.
	We should have pants that we sell through the store.
	And then they say Mike on the pants?
	Yeah.
	Oh, cool.
	Nick.
	Nick is Nick.
	You're Nick.
	No, I'm Nick Speck.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I didn't say the full part.
	Slight difference.
	Got it.
	What's up, Snowback and fucking Japrican?
	Hey.
	Lost my insult for you.
	Hey.
	First off, want to make a slight correction, throw back To one of your old episodes, you said that Tel Aviv is the bag zone of the world.
	Yes.
	I thought that was Rand's apartment.
	Okay.
	Touche?
	Not what I originally called.
	If you want to watch some real Riot porn, there's a dude, he aggregates all streams, Wolf Nebi.
	Spell that?
	Wolf, and then how do you spell the last part?
	N-E-V-E.
	Okay, and he was he on D-Live?
	No, he's on YouTube.
	Funny enough.
	And he's got stuff from today?
	Oh, yeah.
	He was showing everything that was going on.
	What percentage of the MAGA people do you think were Antifa in disguise?
	Oh, 10%, no doubt.
	100%?
	10, 10.
	10, 10, 10.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I think so, too.
	All right, dude, we'll check him out.
	Thanks for the attention.
	Have a good one, guys.
	Bye bye, Mike.
	That seems like a good guy.
	Yeah.
	You can kind of tell.
	Yeah.
	Oscar.
	Oh, wait.
	Didn't you just call in, dude?
	And you won?
	Yeah, I called in.
	We can't allow this.
	All right, thanks for calling, man.
	Have a good one.
	Happy New Year.
	I'm sorry.
	You know, we had this fucking people irritating conversation with this teacher who teaches in Harlem.
	And he knows I'm a righty.
	And we get along when he's sober, and then he starts fucking dipping into the sauce a little too much.
	And he tells me about this, he knows that I do a, whatever this is, a vidcast.
	He tells me about these two black students he has.
	They're like black, Hispanic, Dominican, whatever.
	And they do their own podcast that they did for his class project.
	He teaches a charter school, by the way.
	So everyone is well-behaved.
	Don't think of the normal Bronx.
	And he goes, Kevin you know, if you could see these kids and see what African Americans can do, you would.
	What?
	The assumption being that I'm like, what?
	There's no way a Negro could do anything but fucking pick cotton and get hanged.
	Can't even wear headphones.
	You can't have a Negro doing a podcast.
	What are you talking about?
	And then I listened to it and I thought he learned how to work all them buttons?
	I couldn't believe it.
	That Wolf Neve thing is like the last time we went live was four months ago.
	Thanks for the tip there, Caller.
	Four months ago?
	Yeah, you can, you can maybe, I don't know.
	If he's got like a different one, email me, ryan at censor.tv.
	Yeah.
	Because it's looking like you just gave us a tip about some guy who's got some hot stuff from three months ago.
	Maybe he's got other channels?
	No.
	No.
	Oh, boy.
	So thanks for the tip, guy.
	That was awesome.
	Good work.
	Good work.
	Next.
	He even said that he has great stuff from today.
	Maybe it's his like YouTube or Instagram or something.
	Maybe he usually does.
	And he's like, well, I mean, I'm not interested, so I didn't look.
	But the guy who does it is this guy.
	But maybe.
	Maybe it's Twitter.
	Mike with a super good question.
	Yo, what's up, bro?
	Yo, dude.
	Quick question.
	I'm going to hang out.
	I'm interested to hear what both you guys think.
	How fucked are we with this goddamn supermajority in the government now?
	Love you guys.
	Bye.
	Bye.
	Later.
	It's so bad that you have to think in half a decade from now.
	That's how bad it is.
	I was talking to a buddy of mine and he goes, look, man, there's darkness before the light.
	And Jimmy Carter was a catastrophe.
	When he was elected, it was a very dark time for us.
	And then we got Reagan and unmitigated prosperity.
	So there was a mammal.
	I get shit for bringing this up, because people think I'm stupid.
	But there was a mammal, like a little mole.
	And he burrowed, him and other mammals burrowed underground for, I think, 65 million years.
	And up top, the dinosaurs went extinct.
	And he stayed down there.
	And then he came out, and I think he eventually became us.
	So that's what we're at now.
	We're burrowing.
	We're going underground.
	The dinosaurs are going to wreak havoc across this country.
	Jesus Christ, all the crazy gender stuff is going to become mandatory.
	It's going to be, it'll be good for us.
	You know, Fox News prospered much, they did much better under Obama than they did under Trump.
	I mean, we've got a whole line of t-shirts that are Biden quotes.
	So we're doing great.
	This isn't going to matter to you.
	As far as America goes, we're fucked.
	This isn't going to matter to you.
	But Disney, right now, this is what I'm hearing from my buddy John, who's equally red-pilled.
	So Splash Mountain is one of the greatest rides on there.
	It's the log flume, and you go down the ride and you get splashed.
	It's been there forever.
	Space Mountain?
	Space Mountain's great, but Splash Mountain's where you go down, you get splashed.
	Yeah, it sucks.
	You get drenched.
	It's pretty cool.
	I think it's a scam.
	It's to make you have to buy flip-flops.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But so they always claim that this Disney movie, it's based on Song of the South, racial discrimination.
	It's really not that bad, I mean, at all.
	It's what?
	It's like Indians doing Indian stuff, black people doing black people stuff.
	No, I care about that, Ryan, because I have kids.
	It annoys me that you know about this shit.
	But they're replacing with Princess and the Frog, which is, you know, it's the first black-led thing, which is cool.
	I don't care, but like Splash Mountain rules, no need to take away Splash Mountain.
	But they're trying to take away anything that's related to Song of the South.
	Well, that reminds me of a guy who sent me this thing.
	He put on Jungle Book to watch with his kids.
	And before the movie comes on, there is a big warning.
	Disney Plus.
	No, I got that.
	Why, you were watching more children movies?
	It was something where it was like the depictions in this are bad.
	You know what?
	No, it was a documentary about Epcot.
	Oh, here it is.
	Okay, so he puts on the jungle book, right?
	And he gets this blue screen before he can watch the movie with his kids.
	And it says: this program includes negative depictions and or mistreatment of people or cultures.
	Now, the reason I'm bringing this up on the Capital show is because we're going to be getting a lot more of this for the next four years.
	It's going to be an overdrive.
	If you don't believe me, check in on London, England, and check in on Canada.
	These stereotypes were wrong then and are wrong now.
	The jungle book, like everyone was rocking.
	I don't remember one thing in there.
	It's not like there's like jiggaboo with like spears and they were cooking like the Bugs Bunny cartoons where they would have the tribesmen cannibals and Bugs Bunny was there getting boiled alive and the lips were like this big on the blacks.
	I kind of get that, although it was a cartoon.
	But the jungle book was like about an Indian kid, right?
	A person of color who got along really well with some bears and shit.
	Yeah.
	Isn't that good?
	Yeah, bears rule.
	Rather than remove this content, we want to acknowledge its harmful impact, learn from it, and spark conversation to create a more inclusive future together.
	Disney is committed to creating stories with inspirational and aspirational themes that reflect the rich diversity of the human experience around the globe.
	To learn more about how stories have impacted society, visit Disney.com slash stories matter.
	Your video will start in 7, 6, 5.
	Like, you have to sit and look at that before things will start.
	Unbelievable.
	Unbelievable.
	Ryan!
	Oh, nothing.
	I was very late on that.
	Oh.
	Nothing.
	What did I do?
	I thought of something, but we can fix it tomorrow.
	Tomorrow's going to be a great episode.
	I get my COVID test back, and we'll find out if I'm ill or not, and if I've infected Ryan.
	I've been coming to the studio.
	And people go, aren't you worried about affecting Ryan?
	I go, Black Lives Matter.
	Ryan's life doesn't matter.
	I want to see some signs to see if I infected you.
	Yes.
	Oh.
	You know what's funny?
	People consider the jungle book racist because a black person voices a monkey, but a black person also voices the bear.
	So it's actually racist of the people to say it's racist because they're saying blacks are monkeys and can't.
	And the other thing, too, is as a non-racist, it never crossed my mind.
	Right.
	Like, I didn't see a monkey and go, yeah, yeah, that should be a black guy.
	Or when a white guy was a black actor.
	When you hear a white guy do a monkey's voice, you're not like, that's a little racist.
	Couldn't they got a black guy for that?
	Well, I think in the Lion King, they had to do that, right?
	They had to make sure there was no, say like Seth Rogan and stuff be the monkeys.
	Oh, I see, yeah.
	So they're taking away jobs.
	Oh, great.
	We got a lot more callers.
	I don't know how we're going to do this.
	We're not.
	The show's over at 11.
	Sorry, guys.
	Last call.
	Last call for alcohol.
	Last call for calls.
	James talking about freedom, you know.
	Whoa.
	He's calling through a Game Boy color.
	Call through a what?
	A Game Boy color with dying AAA batteries.
	Your phone sounds like the feds.
	Oh, there you go.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	You're our last caller.
	And it's not happening.
	Sorry, sir.
	Thank you for your call.
	Weird.
	Natalie.
	What's up, Nat?
	Hi.
	Yes, I'm here.
	How are you, Nat?
	So I have a question.
	Good.
	How are you?
	I have a question about something that I can't unsee.
	And I'm sorry it's not on topic.
	But on election night, I remember you, Gavin, taking off your pants and you're wearing tidy whitey.
	And I just can't unsee it, and I'm sorry that it's off topic.
	What's the matter with tidy whiteys?
	I have tidy whities on right now.
	Oh, you don't?
	What am I supposed to have on?
	Boxer?
	I don't know.
	I was thinking like boxer breeds.
	It just, it wasn't something that I was expecting.
	Boxer shorts are gay.
	Real men wear tidy whities.
	It's like...
	Really?
	Yeah, and we also wear gray Haines socks.
	To have any kind of elaborate underwear means that it's like a man trying to be sexy.
	That's not a good look.
	They're literally the best.
	I thought they would have at least been a solid color.
	I don't know.
	No.
	No.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Oh, my God, you both are.
	Sorry, there's a delay.
	Yeah, I'm wearing his.
	I borrow his.
	Well, we're wearing the same ones.
	That's how long the delay is.
	All right, thanks for calling.
	Maybe I'll try to power through a bunch of these really quickly.
	All right.
	There's always a challenge.
	All right, guys, come on.
	Tighten up.
	Tighten up.
	Short and sweet.
	What do you got?
	Think about your neighbors.
	It could be you waiting.
	Nick, you're on the line.
	Quick.
	Hey, oh, man, this was not going to be a quick call.
	Oh, shit.
	What do you got?
	I got a lot of stuff to talk about.
	All right.
	Look, let me just try and cover this real quick, okay?
	I was going to come in with my dissenting opinion in this entire situation, but what's really frustrating me about what I saw here was the girl that got killed.
	What was her name again, Ryan?
	Babbitt.
	Ashley Babbitt.
	Yes.
	Ashley Babbitt?
	Yeah.
	I just want to say that so I can remember it, Ashley Babbitt.
	Okay, so anyway, so her getting shot, what I saw in that entire situation, I've got a background in law enforcement and military, and I saw all these people standing around her as she sat there with the blood coming out of her nose and out of her mouth getting shot in the neck like that.
	And I watched a lot of Panicking and frustration from the people that were there screaming for help and waiting for the cops to show up to actually give first aid to this girl.
	And I just wanted to say, what's getting me frustrated is we got people like the caller before who was talking about civil war and we're going to come in and we're going to change things and revolution.
	And let me tell you something.
	When that girl laid there dying on the ground, that's what made me realize that this is what war is like.
	This is what it's like to go through.
	If people can't steal themselves and be ready for this kind of thing, then we need to stop playing these fucking games.
	Coming into the freaking Capitol building and taking selfie pictures and stuff like that, that's not a freaking revolution.
	I'm not calling for that.
	I don't want this.
	I don't want bloodshed.
	I don't want people dying in the streets.
	I've seen war.
	I don't want any of that.
	But if it's going to come to it, then people need to stop playing freaking stupid ass games and need to get themselves prepared.
	We need a plan for what it is that we're doing here.
	Are we going to try and take our country back, or are we just going to sit here and freaking mess around and take selfies and take pictures of Nancy Pelosi's freaking computer and come up with wild conspiracy theories and play games?
	Because we're not going to affect anything.
	Nothing is really going to get changed.
	We either need to start stepping up and taking back our state legislatures and running for office.
	We need to start doing something, but we need a cohesive plan here because if we're not going to have one, then this is all it's going to amount to.
	Yeah, but you've got to forgive.
	They all walked out, Gavin.
	Everybody walked out of that Capitol building and now it's business as usual, right?
	With infricking food on our neck, just like it's been for the last freaking 10 years.
	I understand.
	But Fraser University after the Deathmobile still went on to business as usual.
	But what Animal House was doing at the end was they're saying, you fucked us over.
	We're going to fuck up this parade.
	And they got in the Deathmobile and they smashed in to the stand and they wrecked the parade.
	They weren't trying to revolutionize Fraser University.
	They're leaving.
	They all went on to do other things.
	So I think this was an Animal House moment.
	It wasn't meant to save the country.
	I think this was a fuck you.
	Anyway, thanks for coming.
	We frustrate people so much with that fade.
	Yeah, that's life.
	He goes, you can hear him slap his knee.
	But it's also a foot in the door for people that are like, well, I would do it this way.
	Or I know that's possible now.
	So, hmm.
	Jean Marie.
	Hello.
	First time caller, but I love you guys.
	Oh, thanks.
	Gene Marie.
	Did you see the...
	Hello?
	Yep.
	Yes.
	Okay, did you see the picture of all the guards in front of Congress during the BLM riots that the leftists were posting today?
	Yep.
	So they overestimated BLM rioters and underestimated Trump protesters.
	Yeah, and also BLM rioters, which no one seems to understand, would have completely decimated.
	The Capitol would be on fire right now.
	They would have knocked over all of those busts for sure.
	Like no one would have been.
	It would have been absolute fucking chaos.
	There would have been deaths.
	We've seen what Antifa and BLM do when they invade a building.
	We've never done it before.
	And what do we do?
	We just fucking goof around.
	So the reason that you saw that.
	That's better than setting it on fire.
	I don't worship the Capitol building, but.
	Yeah.
	The reason that there was more police presence, more military presence for BLM and Antifa is because there had to be.
	This is not white privilege.
	Yeah, yeah.
	This is non-violent.
	Gavin, what's your favorite Beastie Boys album?
	Polly Wog Stew.
	And then it would be licensed to Illinois.
	Which one?
	Polly Wog Stew.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	Cool.
	All right.
	Thanks, guys.
	Have a good night.
	God bless.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	Wow.
	Polywog.
	That's a good one.
	Disappointment?
	Or what the hell is that?
	That's their punk album before they were the Beastie Boys.
	That's before they kicked out the fat, ugly chick and then pretended they were feminists.
	They did License to Ill, a total dude movie, a dude album where they kick out the fat lesbian.
	And then people go, you guys are being kind of assholes.
	And whatever happened to Kate Schellenbach?
	And they go, we're feminists now, actually.
	We started a label and she's on it with her band Luscious Jackson.
	Okay, I believe you.
	You win.
	All right, next call.
	All right.
	You're on the light then.
	Chris?
	Hello?
	Hello.
	Hello, guys.
	Hey, how are you doing?
	Good.
	Well, the last four years I've been kind of cautiously optimistic, you know, quiet optimism, thinking that the adults were going to run the house again.
	And now we're back to, you know, this weird dystopic.
	I mean, I've been watching Millennial Millie's thing she's doing today, you know, walking the streets or whatever.
	And the cops are shoving people back in their hotels because of the six o'clock curfew.
	And it reminds me of, you know, the Alex Jones thing, Carol Quigley in his book, Tragedy and Hope, where he had some quote that said something like, it was necessary for them, the left and right, to be so similar that every four years you could, quote, throw the rascals out,
	you know, and there wouldn't affect too much of a change.
	And, you know, it's like it's America's next top president.
	You know, I can't wait to see the season finale.
	You know, it's a lot of people.
	Yeah, but I do think this is a big turning point.
	I can't wait to see what's going to happen.
	I think this is a major loss.
	This is a major divot.
	This is a major ditch in American politics.
	All we have is the Supreme Court, sort of.
	And we lost the Senate.
	We lost the White House.
	We lost the sort of the swamp is not being drained.
	We could have made major permanent changes if we had four more years, but it's over.
	And we'll recover from it, just like the burrowing mammals.
	But we're still, this is not just like a random switchoff.
	I think this is really consequential.
	This is as bad as Carter.
	I hope that you're wrong.
	And I hope that not a lot does change because I think that the wheels turn slowly.
	And if it is orchestrated, like the Alex Joneses of the world really think, and the stuff is pre-planned, I mean, it really couldn't look any better.
	If you look at it from 20,000 feet like that, it screams out that it's orchestrated.
	And so that's where I'm resting.
	The last four years, I was all, we're going to be okay.
	And we're going to get this done and that done.
	I can't believe all these great things that are happening.
	And it put me to sleep, man.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	You know, the left controls the media.
	They control Hollywood.
	They control big tech.
	They control politics.
	It's hard to think of what the right does control.
	And yet all they do is criticize the system and its systemic racism and it's evil.
	And it's like, well, then it's you.
	You know, you canceled me.
	Right.
	How do I get to be systemically racist?
	You're the one.
	You're the cops.
	You're everything.
	You are the system.
	The cops police, at least.
	It's beastie boys.
	It's the beastie boys.
	Yeah, it's the beastie boys.
	They're not allowed out of their hotels?
	Finally, we have an update.
	It was 42 minutes ago.
	It was streamed two hours ago.
	Sorry, but it ended 45 minutes ago.
	It was Millennial Millie.
	Let me write back out.
	They're liberals or something.
	They're probably communists.
	I have no idea why people would want to enforce.
	Can't you just jump ahead?
	They're just staying there.
	Legal?
	I guess I can take them into a state of emergency.
	Next caller.
	I'll keep playing that B-roll.
	We got John.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	John?
	Yeah, are you there?
	Thanks for holding.
	Yep.
	Hey, guys.
	Congratulations.
	Congratulations.
	Congratulations.
	That's awesome.
	I love that relation, and I'm going to have to watch it over without your assholes ruining it.
	But one of the things you've got to think about, too, this culmination of a kind of a powder keg, the Capitol building, it stems from a local precedent of people losing their fucking businesses.
	I mean, quite frankly, I work with small businesses and dude, people are losing their freaking livelihoods and they're pissed off.
	And you're destroying the middle, you know, basically the middle American lifestyle.
	And it's just unbelievable because like I literally, no shit, my buddy owns a diner and he was being interviewed by a local news, you know, group here in San Diego.
	And I was watching it and no shit, these guys come up and give him a cease and desist order while he was on TV.
	So they're...
	What's that?
	No, I'm just, I'm shocked.
	I mean, I'm not shocked, but I'm.
	Well, it's just unbelievable.
	It's like, here's somebody who's, you know, he's owned this place for years and he inherited it from his father.
	And, you know, they try to make a good living.
	They have tons of employees.
	A lot of them are from Mexico.
	And, you know, they're basically, he's doing an interview about how stupid the lockdowns are.
	And they see this on TV.
	And the San Diego, you know, commissioner or whomever takes care of the health industry goes out and sends them a fucking cease and desist order on live TV.
	I called them and then met with them on Monday.
	And he was just laughing.
	He's like, yeah, it's $1,000 a day.
	Now you can see how that foments into people that are just pissed off.
	And then you get to the point of violent rage.
	And it's not just businesses that are done.
	It's entire careers.
	It's entire trades.
	It's entire vocations.
	Like, I don't know if bars can ever recover in New York City.
	I don't think they can.
	I think that it might be done.
	Real estate in New York City.
	Well, I mean, the other thing, too, is if you're always touting about, not you, but I'm saying like people are always touting about, oh, we need to, you know, you know, look out for the little man and, you know, the immigrants.
	It's like, dude, those are the people that actually worked in the fucking kitchen and washed the dishes.
	He has like 30 employees.
	Yeah.
	And yeah, there you go.
	Redford.
	So that's my buddy Nick.
	I'm good friends with his dad.
	And he took over the business.
	And he was just laughing.
	He's like, dude, it's such bullshit.
	And I'm like, you know what?
	We're tired of this shit, man.
	And then you start seeing, you know, stuff like what happened today.
	And it's like, do you really not think that that's going to happen?
	Exactly.
	Do you really not think that you're going to fucking take away?
	You know, people.
	Sorry.
	Go ahead.
	Yeah.
	No, you're right.
	Thanks for calling.
	We got to go.
	They're just not leaving people alone.
	Like what you said is like there's two different types of people, people that won't leave you alone and people that just want to be left alone.
	You can't even just live your little life.
	You have two types of people.
	People who want to be left alone and people who won't leave them the fuck alone.
	The people who won't leave them the fuck alone just got served.
	A warning shot.
	And the people who want to be left alone, they tried minding their own business.
	And you kept pushing.
	You kept pushing.
	You kept excusing anarchy.
	You kept excusing chop and chaz and letting these people kill other people.
	Not just wreck businesses, but murder people.
	And you let them all get away with it.
	And eventually, your normal average Americans go, you know what, Antivo, you're right.
	I am going to fuck this up.
	And they go in, they take some selfies.
	They don't hurt anyone.
	The Capitol Police do, but they don't.
	And then they go home as a final deathmobile, the end of Animal House, fuck you, to Fraser University.
	And now we just say, all right, let's say you fuck up the country for four years.
	Trump lost.
	Biden won.
	He cheated.
	The Houston Astros got the World Series.
	They cheated.
	What are you saying?
	No, nothing.
	What did you think was going to happen?
	Anyway, we're going to keep fighting not to get former years out of President Donald Trump.
	That's not going to happen.
	But we're going to keep fighting for this country because that's just who we are.
	Wood Chuck's Chuck Wood.
	We fight for freedom.
	And we're going to have a lot of bullshit to fight with.
	So, folks, this show is going to be a wee bit of sanity and a world gone mad.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Drop a comment when you see them on the reel.
	Ayy.
	Shoot the deal, fuck the field.

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