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Jan. 5, 2021 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E56 - OH NO!

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	Boom.
	Hi, folks.
	We're back.
	Happy to be back.
	Can you twist that viewfinder away?
	Focus on me.
	That was, of course, the Shangri-Las.
	And remember, Walking in the Sand.
	It's the most heavily memed song of all time because of the, oh no, oh no.
	It's much slower in that version, but the sped up one, it was a part of some rapper's shit.
	But I just thought you should know the original while you're watching these memes of people falling down the stairs.
	We're back here.
	We were back yesterday.
	I think a lot of people thought yesterday's show was pre-recorded for the holidays.
	No, I had to wait to see what happens in 2020.
	But after doing an hour and 11 minutes, I thought, well, that's a show.
	We're not going to sit down and read letters now.
	But boy, do we got a lot of shit on our plate.
	Look at this.
	Pages and pages of a tiny font.
	I tried to delay as much as I could and put in another file called Timeless.
	But a lot of this has got to be discussed today, folks.
	So put on your seatbelts, tie your shoes, brush your hair, wash your eyes, dip your fingers in lemon, clean your toenails, kiss your wife goodbye, kiss your husband hello, and let's fucking get to it.
	I will build a great, great wall.
	Sometimes the complaints will be false.
	Book of the day.
	I'm going to do graphic novels for a while.
	It's an esoteric taste I have that few share, but the thing I love about it is you're reading a story, and then at the same time, you're just looking at this incredible art.
	Maybe it's because I did it as a young man, and I can marvel at the way someone can draw a house or a background or stuff.
	This guy, Noah Van Skyver, is unbelievably talented.
	The book is Fonte Bukowski.
	And Fantagraphics put it out.
	They sort of rearranged it like these classic author books, you know, that have the stripe and it'll say the real Bukowski and have a picture of his face here.
	Charles Bukowski.
	But yeah, this is fucking huge.
	It goes on and on and on.
	And it's basically about a loser.
	And I find it weird reading a story where you hate the protagonist for being such a fucking dork.
	Make sure you get it from the actual book.
	Those look like older versions of him.
	He's gotten really good.
	And it's about a kid.
	He's a lawyer.
	Then he's emo, and then he decides he wants to be an author because he reads a bunch of Bukowski-type books.
	And changes his name to Fonte Bukowski based on two authors.
	That's not from this book.
	It's the character.
	It's a fake character.
	And you just watch a guy flush his life down the toilet.
	And it's fascinating and fun.
	Give yourself like literally 100 pages of hating this guy before you can handle it.
	Anyway, fun book.
	I think it won all these awards for best graphic novel of the year, but I highly recommend it.
	Today in the paper, the nation holds their breath as Georgia runoffs decide our future.
	When are we going to know this?
	Are we all having election fatigue?
	It's all up to Georgia.
	Today's runoffs to decide fate of the Senate and the nation.
	I mean...
	Biden's president.
	Let's cut the shit.
	I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.
	We lose about 10 subscribers every time we say that, which is what, 1,000 bucks a year over several times?
	That's a very expensive sentence to say.
	But let's cut the shit.
	You know, the Houston Astros cheated.
	They got the World Series.
	They're good.
	I am never going to financially recover from this.
	Breaking news.
	Let's jump down.
	This is past 16, Ryan.
	Before I discuss anything, Enrique Tario is in jail.
	He was arrested yesterday, last night, coming into D.C. The arrest was for burning the Black Lives Matter flag.
	We've been burning American flags and other flags.
	Look at that picture I sent you.
	Yeah, it's only legal to burn one of these flags.
	Wasn't there some dude who got like 10 years for burning down an LGBT flag, for taking it, ripping it off a church and burning it?
	Yeah, do you remember that story?
	Look at that.
	Vaguely, yeah.
	I think that was off a church, too.
	Maybe he was offended that his Catholic church had a rainbow flag on it.
	But so he gets apprehended shortly after arriving in D.C. I wonder how they knew he had arrived.
	And 15 years?
	Dude, that's a lot for murder.
	That's a lot for rape.
	Go to the top.
	Iowa man sentenced to about 15 years of prison after burning an LGBTQ flag hanging from a church.
	I swear I thought this was in a different country.
	I was just like, so did I. God, it's not in America.
	So did I. Iowa was a part of America.
	Wow.
	This is in my country.
	I'm just going to stay at home.
	That's fucking lunacy.
	How many American flags have burned this year?
	Probably thousands.
	Anyway, so they apprehend him for that.
	And he's also getting sued for that.
	We'll get to that in a sec.
	But So that's the crime.
	He conceded to it.
	And I think, oh shit, what's this doing here?
	I think it's kind of smart for Enrique to say, I did that.
	Because the narrative is Proud Boys are racist white guys.
	And then they're burning a BLM flag, which I don't think was a good move.
	That was not great optics.
	I'm not crying over it.
	Fuck BLM.
	But you couldn't have bought one.
	You had to take it from an old black church.
	Get one.
	I was talking to Carpe Donctum this morning.
	And he's like, you could have got it from Walmart.com.
	I'm sure they sell them.
	But it kills the narrative for Enrique to take the blame because now it's a black guy burning a Black Lives Matter thing.
	So the outliers, the normies go, oh, it must be some sort of civil war within the black movement.
	That's less salacious than Nazis roaming the streets.
	But here's the clincher.
	I believe that he had, there we go.
	I believe he had magazines.
	What do they call them?
	Maximum capacity magazines.
	Now, the narrative the New York Times is running with, of course, is that he was there to kill everyone.
	Maybe dressed as Antifa.
	Who knows?
	Maybe the prosecutor will run with that narrative and bring it to the jury.
	And the jury, like in Max and John's case, will be a bunch of fucking sex in the city bitches who go, yeah, okay, I don't want people to die by a giant Nazi invasion.
	Throw them away.
	Throw away the key, girls.
	But the truth is, Proud Boys have a merch problem.
	There's masks, lighters, keychains, patches, hats, shoes and shoelaces, varsity jackets, sunglasses, oh my God, a hundred different memorial coins.
	Glasses.
	Like, think of a thing.
	It's easier to think of things that don't have Proud Boy merchandise.
	Rosaries.
	I've never seen, you know, like a sellotape dispenser.
	I've never seen a Proud Boy sellotape dispenser.
	But they exist.
	You haven't seen it, though.
	I've never seen Proud Boy's makeup.
	Those are two things that they don't have.
	They have everything else.
	And that includes magazines.
	So my theory is that Enrique just had his big, he walks around at all these things with like a bag of merch that's as big as an elephant.
	So in it, there was, he forgot that there was two magazines.
	But the thing I keep saying is, why does a fucking Proud Boys magazine even exist?
	What's the point of that?
	I don't know.
	Hell's Angels don't have magazines.
	They have gas tanks.
	They have stickers.
	They got leather jackets.
	They got helmets, I assume.
	But why is there a fucking Proud Boys magazine, please?
	Why is there so much fucking merch?
	Why are there so many rallies?
	I think we sort of made our point with the Million MAGA march, where Antifa were acting like complete fucking brats, attacking black women if they were MAGA, attacking kids, knocking over old people, sucker punching the guy we had on the show.
	And then Proud Boy showed up and beat them up.
	And then as Enrique left, he said, okay, cops, you can have DC back again.
	Done.
	Cherry on the Sunday.
	Put it to bed.
	But to keep returning.
	And I thought they all said they weren't going to go.
	And then they show up as civilians.
	That's still going.
	Anyway, Enrique's a felon.
	Stupidest charge ever.
	He was selling test strips for diabetics and he wasn't licensed to.
	He was selling all kinds of shit.
	He's a real salesman, that guy.
	But I guess he didn't know that you need a license for this particular type of test trip.
	The test strip was not fake.
	It's not like diabetics were getting pricked and getting a false reading.
	Everything was legit.
	But you need a license to be a hairdresser or a florist in this country.
	So he did some time for that.
	And if you're a felon, you cannot be near a magazine.
	If you were to get, and sometimes it's even worse than a gun.
	I don't quite understand why, but I've been doing my research this morning.
	And if you were to get in a car and there was a magazine in the trunk, you're fucked.
	If you were to walk into a room and there's a magazine over in the corner and you don't even know about it, you're fucked.
	You can't be near a magazine ever.
	You can't even read Hustler.
	So my sources say it's a felony, Class D felony, and there's no way you're getting out.
	Some cops and criminals, cops and criminals both know the same about the law, but they seem to say, some say because he's who he is, he's going to get the fucking chair.
	They're going to throw the book at him.
	And we've seen this happen a million times.
	Like, James Fields is a bad guy.
	Heather Heyer shouldn't die.
	But 450 years?
	I've never heard of that as a sentence before.
	He's always super, super duper careful about stuff.
	Like he doesn't, he doesn't drink.
	He doesn't parlay.
	He smokes cigarettes.
	That's it.
	But he's super careful about what he can and can't do.
	And so that's why it just seems fishy.
	Well, it's not.
	I'm telling you.
	That he actually had the magazines?
	Yeah.
	They have laurels on them.
	They're merch.
	Yeah.
	But how, like, he should have said, if he even heard that there, and again, this is all conjecture.
	But if he even heard that there was magazines, Proud Boy magazines, he should have said, hey, guys, I hear you're making like gun stuff.
	Make sure none of that is ever near me.
	Not like, oh, cool.
	I'll put these in my suitcase.
	Yeah.
	So that's fucking disturbing.
	And he's also getting sued.
	Oh, this is an interesting thing.
	Major League Liberty pointed out that the former Mueller prosecutor, the one who attacked Roger Stone, is the one who arrested, had Enrique arrested.
	That's 17.
	Rhee, who led the witch hunt against Trump advisor Roger Stone, was listed on court documents as the attorney representing the African American church, who claims it was their BLM banner that was stolen by someone and burned by the Proud Boys last month in D.C., according to documents.
	And then some crazy bitch is suing Enrique and J.L. Van Dyke for the BLM thing.
	We are suing the Proud Boys and their members for the racist attack on Metropolitan AME Church in Washington, D.C. This attack was one of several levied against churches targeted for their support of the Black Lives Matter movement.
	The Proud Boys are not above the law.
	Isn't it an idea?
	Antifa's an Idea.
	Can Proud Boys be an idea?
	It's weird too that JL Van Dyke is the top guy there.
	It shows that these people don't Google.
	JL Van Dyke hasn't been in the club since he popped a gasket, lost his mind, snapped.
	And Tifa attacked his parents, his home, his family, and eventually he just went nutso.
	And you can't sue him.
	But both of these things bring me to the conclusion that the club needs more Jews.
	As John Derbyshire said of the alt-right, your movement is nothing without Jews.
	I don't know why.
	They're savvy?
	And you know what's ironic about the Max and John night of my talk?
	There was a Jewish gentleman who was a proud boy who called me and he said, look, the left is desperate for optics.
	They're looking really bad right now.
	They need right-wing violence.
	So you're going to get baited into a fight.
	You're going to get goaded.
	So here's my plan.
	Every Proud Boy that night should bring a pillow.
	And so if they get attacked and there's a fight, the visual will be them with pillows in their arms.
	And I said, brilliant, dude, you're right.
	And Proud Boys did bring pillows.
	But by the time they left, the crowd had been dispersed.
	Everyone was gone.
	So I think they assumed the night was over.
	Got to get Jews.
	You got to get Jews.
	Cops have not been very friendly to Proud Boys as of late.
	Oh, we should have had the Proud Boys intro thing.
	Crud.
	That's my fault.
	I dove right into it because it was a top story.
	It's not too late.
	And I said to a cop friend this morning or last night.
	No, this morning because I was doing research about the magazines.
	I was going to let you talk over.
	I'll make you proud of your boys.
	Crowd boys, stand back and stand by.
	I said, your boys aren't really behaving that amicably, especially in Salem and D.C. these days.
	And I don't follow the just following orders thing.
	And he goes, yeah, we're not too happy about it either.
	He goes, cops and you and Proud Boys are not very happy with cops right now.
	Like, you can follow your orders.
	Hey, go pepper spray those fucking conservatives.
	Okay.
	Oh, I got them.
	Not like.
	And what's this clip here?
	Oh, yeah, they see Antifa with paintball guns about to shoot Proud Boys and they go, just make sure you don't get me.
	Make sure that thing is not pointed in my direction.
	Please instruct a Black Lives Matter protester brandishing a paintball gun against the Proud Boys.
	Thanks, dude.
	That's what I'm talking about.
	That's what I'm talking about.
	If you're not intending to do that, make sure that that thing is not pointed in my direction.
	I mean about pepper ball things.
	They were shooting at Proud Boys with pepper balls.
	One theory I got was they're trying to make the right hate the cops, so then the cops have no friends and they'll end up siding with the politicians.
	So you sort of, it's kind of what they do to anyone on the right.
	They isolate them, make them into pariahs, and then they have to come back.
	But get fired if that's the case.
	I saw a cool Nicole Arbor tweet.
	Racist David Perdue never disappoints.
	Here he is proudly making the white power supremacist sign, aka Proud Boy Symbol.
	Anything that Proud Boys do is now a Proud Boy symbol.
	And she goes, you dumb fuck.
	The Proud Boys aren't even led by white people.
	I think she's dating one.
	Oh, yeah, probably, maybe.
	You don't usually get a Canadian comedian with that much gumption.
	She's got some real hullabaloo behind her.
	Now I'm turning into Joe Biden.
	Congratulations on your face.
	Not face.
	Space sex.
	Space sex.
	It's me, Joey B. Yeah, Malarkey.
	You were one horse pony.
	I was the vice principal under Brock Toboggan.
	Okay, we have some old news because of yesterday we did the top 20.
	And I also want to briefly go over ones I didn't put in the most clown world moments of 2020 for various reasons.
	I know you're mad.
	And I'm kind of mad at me too.
	Like number 33, the McCloskeys.
	That was a fucking clown world moment.
	A mob goes out of their way, rips down someone's fence, goes into their property with the intent to beat the shit out of them, maybe murder them, and burn the place down.
	At the very, very least, they wanted to vandalize the living shit out of that mansion.
	But the reason I didn't put it in is because ultimately they got exonerated.
	They got pardoned.
	Although, it sure beats Don Lemon's Giggle Fest.
	I wish I'd replaced that with Don Lemon's Giggle Fest.
	But before we get to that, we should just briefly cover some clown world moments that have already gone on.
	This is ancient news already.
	The guy who said amen and then he said a woman.
	This is just an IQ issue, I think, what we're having here.
	Who the fuck thinks amen means what?
	All men?
	Why would you end anything with all men?
	So, in sickness and in health, do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
	All men.
	No, just this one.
	Just this one man.
	I love men so much that every time I say something of consequence, especially biblically, I say all men.
	Men.
	They're so great.
	Fuck women.
	They're bitches.
	I'm not including them in that ending.
	Well, not if rep Emmanuel Cleaver has this way.
	May the Lord lift up the light of his countenance upon us and give us peace.
	Peace in our families.
	Peace across this land.
	And dare I ask, O Lord, peace even in this chamber, now and evermore.
	We ask it in the name of the monotheist.
	You should have jumped to the end.
	The ending that he fucked up.
	A man and a woman.
	So we're just randomly changing men the word men.
	Womenstrual blood.
	High woman.
	I said on parlor, you only know that you had a virgin if you can see that you broke her high woman.
	And then I had to a woman to that and say you have to make sure it's not a womenstrel blood.
	It spawned a lot of memes.
	15, I list them.
	What the hell's going on?
	I don't know what's going on anywhere at any time.
	15.
	Yeah, and there's a huge email.
	I'm getting there.
	Yeah, well, I'm going chronologically, you dunce.
	The big pictures really give a lot of scroll time.
	Woe Mantis looks beautiful.
	Woe Manatee reminds me of a lot of lesbian feminists out there.
	Woe Mandela, Mickey Mouse terrorist whose wife would burn people alive.
	And of course, Woe Manhattan with a Freedom Tower that was, I think, $13 billion over budget and several years late.
	So you've seen that, but we have to cover it because not only is this show a show, but it's a compendium of events.
	And, you know, Howard Stern was able to sell his back catalog for 90 million bucks, or I think several hundred million, but 90 million a year.
	I'm not saying I'm doing this for the money, but there's certain events that I want to be on the books.
	So when you come back and you're watching an old show, you can go, oh yeah, I forgot about that.
	So I included that for the future you.
	That was a time travel section.
	Another time traveler that's ancient news is this Cosmo cover.
	I was hoping that we could put it in Biggest Clown World Moments of 2020, but it came out in 2021.
	This is healthy.
	Like, it's Orwell, right?
	War is peace.
	Silence is whatever the opposite of freedom is.
	This is healthy.
	That's not healthy.
	I would be bummed if I was that fat.
	I would be really disappointed in myself.
	Big boned is an expression.
	It's not literally true.
	We all have the same bones.
	So if you weigh 300 pounds, that's like a 200-pound person just carrying around a 13-year-old everywhere he goes.
	And that's pedophilia.
	So if you're fat, you're a child rapist.
	Is that healthy?
	Is it healthy to rape kids?
	No, it is not.
	That's a new t-shirt we're coming up with.
	A woman.
	It's not healthy to rape kids.
	Or what about just don't rape kids?
	Yeah.
	Actually, that was a billboard in Los Angeles.
	Sarah Silverman's sister, what's her name, Laura, told me about it, showed me a picture of it.
	It was in Spanish, but it's like, no vi moleste trespass.
	I think their word for rape is like trespass.
	In French, it's like violé, violate.
	And there's big, that's all it said.
	It wasn't like, hey, if she says no, even if she's your wife, it's rape.
	There was no like nuance, like, wake up, guys, just because you went on a date doesn't mean you can rape her.
	No, it was don't rape.
	They should just say that we should have signs at the border.
	This is kind of a crazy place, but don't rape here.
	This is a rape-free zone.
	Fucking bizarre.
	All right.
	So now that we've got that out of the way, what did you do over the break, Ryan?
	Let's catch people up.
	I went to Disney World.
	That's gay.
	That's kind of why we started The Proud Boys, because Ben Ratner went to Disney World, and that's not what adults do.
	Why did you do that?
	I had fun there.
	Me and my friend went there and we had a lot of fun.
	Your girlfriend?
	No.
	Male friend.
	My friend John.
	Wait a minute.
	Please be lying.
	No.
	Of Neat Dreams.
	Me and my girlfriend were going this summer.
	But me and my friend John, Neat Dreams, he's a streamer.
	We went and we had a great time.
	And we were at this resort.
	So his parents had a resort or like a timeshare.
	So this nice resort there.
	Made some MAGA friends.
	It was pretty awesome.
	So you went on rides?
	Hell yeah, we went on rides.
	Wait like an hour to go on a ride, and then it's great.
	You had a great time.
	Sometimes you get wet, you go and splash mountain.
	I got you something from there.
	Oh.
	Not Disney per se, but from Florida.
	So here's a stress crock.
	So when you're stressed, you can squeeze it.
	Oh, let me try it.
	Instead of hit me or throw thing.
	Oh, that didn't work.
	Works.
	Work.
	And here's a pencil.
	Here's a cool thing about this.
	You can put this little alligator on any little writing utensil that you want that fits.
	I can put it on any writing utensil that I stuff up your ass.
	Fuck, I ruined that joke.
	Shit.
	Comedy is so unforgivable.
	Isn't that cool?
	No, it's airport crap.
	That's not from the airport.
	Well, you went to Disneyland?
	Yeah.
	It was awesome.
	You're such a fucking loser.
	It's amazing.
	Did you at least get wasted and high or something?
	Yeah.
	High?
	I was on Kratom and I was on alcohol.
	Okay, that's...
	Basically the whole time.
	It was awesome.
	That's okay.
	I don't know what...
	Kratom is that stuff to get you off heroin.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Or to get you started.
	Just pursuing heroin.
	Good.
	That would be a step up.
	And you'd probably die.
	So, you shouldn't.
	I'm going to start buying you heroin.
	Hey, man, if you want some, there's a little brown dish at the company fridge.
	Put it in the fridge, right?
	Because what happens is usually my stomach.
	I've never done heroin, but with the pills, your stomach winds up hurting.
	Same thing with the kratom.
	So my body naturally says you shouldn't do that.
	Or smoke weed.
	I didn't smoke weed there, but it's legal down there.
	I can't believe you went to Disneyland.
	Were there any kids involved at all?
	Kid?
	Like, did I have kids?
	No.
	Like, did he have his baby brother there or something?
	No, I think it was just he doesn't.
	we wanted to check out Galaxy's Edge, for a long time we've been talking about it because we don't know how the stormtroopers work and stuff because they'll talk to people.
	They're like, hey, what the hell are you doing over there?
	And it's called a stormtrooper suit.
	What do you think the stormtroopers in the movie are?
	BTI?
	The same exact voice, and they have some of the same commands, but I don't know how they trigger these commands.
	So I think that's like a soundboard, basically.
	But they'll say specific things.
	I had to fly down to learn how stormtroopers can say that shit.
	You know, I actually talked to a mentally ill, well, like an actual Down syndrome kid who was.
	Where in the mirror?
	No.
	At the park.
	He worked there.
	And he was like, and you were like, finally up here.
	You finally didn't feel stupid.
	I was like, oh, Chuck.
	No, it was great.
	I got all these trinkets.
	Let me see.
	I didn't bring anything with me, but.
	Did you get to meet your hero, Buzz Lightyear?
	No.
	See, they didn't have the mascots walking around because of COVID.
	Even though they're wearing masks because they're in a patient.
	They are masks.
	They're literally wearing a hazmat masked suit, but that's enough hearing about your horrible life that inspired me.
	Well, what did you do?
	I went to Stowe.
	I went skiing like families do.
	A different mountain this time.
	Yeah, it wasn't great.
	Really?
	It was super icy.
	Gosh.
	And then I was with this fucking scouser, a liver pudlian, and my daughter does not have the gift.
	I don't know what it is.
	My son's a great snowboarder.
	My littlest boy, as long as it's like green or blue, he's good.
	But she's just like, ugh, I don't know what it is.
	So we go to this black diamond hill, and we get to the bottom.
	And I say to my buddy, I say to the guy who puts you on the chair, is it only black diamonds up there?
	And he goes, yeah, the blue's shut down.
	Everything was shut.
	Everything was shut.
	The whole village was shut.
	They yell at you if you don't put on a mask.
	You have to book the restaurant or the bars two or three days in advance.
	So you're outside like Oliver Twist looking in as people are eating and you're like, mole gruel.
	One of the bars, there was one bar.
	And if you wait around by the door with like a mob of people, she might come out and take an order and then bring it back out.
	And you're having whiskey in like a plastic cup.
	I ended up just bringing my own bottle.
	We got into a fight at the, I'll get back to the Black Diamonds, but we got into a fight at the liquor store there in Vermont in Stowe.
	We walk in and they're like, sanitizer, sanitizer.
	That's the way it was up there.
	Super strict about the rules and kind of mean.
	I noticed everyone was glaring at me.
	Now, I dress kind of unusual.
	I'm very old school when I ski.
	You can show the picture now.
	That's what I usually look like.
	I wear pants, not ski pants.
	And I have a Mets hat on, which you can't really see in that picture.
	But it's from the movie Hot Dog.
	Remember Hot Dog in the 80s, Ryan?
	From the show, yes.
	I wouldn't have known it if it wasn't for the show.
	Yeah.
	So that's my era.
	Like, no helmets or anything.
	People stare at you.
	I couldn't figure out, are Vermonters mean?
	What's the story with that?
	I think they're snobby.
	Snobby?
	They're snobby about here in Vermont.
	I know.
	I think that it's weird because they're like lumberjack type people, but they vote Democrat and they're like kind of lots of Bernie stuff.
	I don't know.
	So I even saw one 18-year-old.
	He's like, he sees me and his friends talking to him and he's distracted.
	And then I overhear him go, I just saw another fucking person not wearing their mask.
	When young men love the rules, I get uncomfortable.
	Any is.
	I'm three stories away on tangents, but that's the Glaswegian way.
	And I'm going to bring them all back.
	So we go to the liquor store.
	Sanitize!
	And then the Mank, sorry, the Scouser, you call someone from Liverpool a Scouser.
	The Scouser I'm with goes, yeah.
	And he's a big guy, and he's loud.
	And he's like, yeah, and I'm going to sanitize your ass.
	And the guy comes out from behind the glass and goes up to him.
	And they're both like 6'2 ⁇ .
	And he says, you're not getting served.
	He goes, you're not going to serve me because of that quip.
	And he goes, yeah, get out of the store.
	So then he comes up to me.
	Now, normally I'd have my friends back and go, we don't need your fucking store and leave, but it's the only liquor store in town.
	Sorry.
	All you're seeing is booze.
	All I'm seeing is booze.
	If they said, your friend has to die if you don't leave.
	I'd be like, what friend?
	Sorry.
	I don't know who you're talking.
	So I'm like, I don't know who that is.
	I did say, I heard sanitize your bathroom.
	I think that's what he said.
	So he goes outside, and I get all the booze, and the guy is really mad.
	And then he goes back outside to see my friend.
	And he goes, yeah, you're not getting served, huh?
	Like to gloat.
	He goes, what, you fucking sight of me?
	And he goes, then he starts shaking and he goes, you're not getting served.
	He goes, oh, no, I'm fucking outside, you faggot.
	And then he goes, I'm going to kill you.
	What?
	And my buddy goes, what?
	And then he goes, with my gun.
	What?
	And he puts his hand in his pocket.
	He's like, you don't have a fucking gun.
	Put out your gun then.
	Shoot me.
	Which I don't recommend.
	But he said he wasn't wearing a jacket or anything.
	He would have been able to see if he has a gun.
	And then the guy went back in, and I'm still in line.
	And I see the guy like shaking when he walked in.
	What a mega pussy.
	I had a confrontation too, and I've already forgot it.
	I think that just was the vibe.
	A general air of tension.
	Opposite of Florida.
	They don't give a shit about the masks.
	Were you there at Disneyland every day?
	How many days were you there?
	Just two days.
	Just two days.
	So you were at Disneyland two days.
	Yeah.
	And then we're partying, going around.
	He bought Crocs.
	I bought a new pair of Croc boat shoes.
	I'm going to have some footage on my YouTube so you can check it out.
	He already made like a thing where we go over the whole thing because it's really interesting how you have to use the phone and you have to order food and stuff like that because of COVID.
	Shut up.
	One fun thing that kids got for Christmas from Santa was an Oculus.
	If you haven't tried this, you need to fucking try it.
	This is very low res.
	I think it's on my wife's shitty phone.
	Wait, stop, stop.
	Don't show that yet.
	Show the game.
	So you put it on.
	I know this is, you're familiar with this, but I was familiar with it too until I tried it, and I'm fucking in the room.
	Like your brain believes it.
	And so we got this thing, Creed.
	This is 20.
	And this is what I'm seeing.
	This is going to look so exciting to you because you're used to like just a hand thing, right?
	Where you're safe in your room, and you're, dude, when you put this on, you are in the ring.
	Yeah.
	You are shitting your fucking pants.
	It's not like, oh, when you die, you go, oh, no, you died.
	I'm in Madison Square Gardens.
	People have paid.
	I can't leave.
	You know, with a video game, you can just stop and go, I don't want to play this anymore.
	You're going to die if you're in the ring.
	Your brain, not 100%, obviously, you can feel that you're on a carpet, but 99% your brain believes you're there.
	Like, I was scared shitless of this guy.
	I'm like, here we fucking go.
	And you have to box like a motherfucker to keep him down.
	You have to block.
	You have to duck.
	You can knock him out if you go, but look at that.
	Okay, here we go.
	I mean, I get scared when I spar with friends who I know are going to take it easy on me.
	This is...
	Look at that.
	Anyway, here's some footage of me fighting for my life.
	Like, I was drenched in sweat after playing this game.
	I'm not actually fighting anymore.
	Are you fighting?
	What's going on?
	You have to touch gloves.
	You guys have gloves?
	I didn't see you put your hands up.
	Both hands.
	You have to put your fingers up.
	Are you hitting the tree?
	Yes.
	I smashed a bunch of stuff.
	I smashed that water bottle thing.
	It went flying.
	So you have to walk around the length of the ring or you guys stay in the middle?
	You tell the game how much room you have.
	Oh.
	And then it keeps you within that.
	So you could do it in a closet.
	You could do it in a football field.
	Gotcha.
	But he keeps going behind me.
	That's why I was punching the tree.
	My heart rate is up just from watching that.
	It's fun.
	Do you get a little dizzy?
	Oh, yeah.
	No, no, not like...
	Remember the earlier ones they said I didn't use it that much, right?
	I was too tired.
	I'd just been in a real boxing match.
	Who was getting them?
	Did you win?
	I don't know.
	I didn't.
	Okay.
	I also saw Wonder Woman 4.
	Oh, yeah.
	It was pretty good.
	I don't know.
	It was okay.
	But the guy, Kristen Wigg is a nice girl.
	There's a dreamstone where you can make a wish and it comes true.
	So she wishes that she could be like Wonder Woman.
	And then she ends up being as strong as Wonder Woman.
	And there's this rapist who's been following her and harassing her all the time.
	And she finally has had enough.
	That's what he looks like.
	You know, those blonde rapists all over the place.
	Every bad guy was a white guy.
	So that is a disgusting sexist pig.
	You know what she does to him?
	She kills him.
	She kicks him to death, Kristen Wig does.
	Oh.
	No, I'm not defending rapists, but it was weird, kind of feminist porn.
	And the most evil guy in it seems like a Trump type of dude.
	I don't know.
	I'm bored of all this shit, aren't you?
	Seems like he didn't read that billboard.
	Don't rape.
	Well, yeah, don't rape or you'll get kicked to death.
	I did a podcast with Mara Marrick.
	You can check out.
	What's it called?
	That's 21.
	The Happy Never After podcast.
	Yes, she's finally spelled my name right.
	She was the girl that was with Dante Nero on his podcast, the guy that became the Pope of the Proud Boys and eventually quit.
	Paige Phillip show.
	Yes.
	Who was close with Patrice O'Neill?
	Yep.
	I'm trying to make this seem cooler than it is with six degrees of separation.
	But that's a fun thing you can check out.
	I think I have COVID.
	Thanks.
	I'm not covering my mouth around you because your life doesn't matter.
	Yeah.
	I never said it did.
	But yeah, I was with my buddy Maddie, and he texts me and he goes, I got the Cove.
	I'm in the hospital.
	Now, he's in the hospital for his shitheart.
	But my wife canceled all our plans.
	We're going to go to a football party that day with the family.
	And now I'm the elephant man.
	I'm on the top floor.
	She'll leave food at the top of the stairs.
	In the morning, she leaves socks and underwear.
	And I just go, I'm not an animal.
	I'm a human being.
	Oh, you got to do an emerging from the top of the moment I've been waiting for.
	She's happy to see me.
	Billionaire loser has been stolen.
	This dummy, if you're a billionaire in China, it's because the government allows you to be and says you handle all this.
	It's kind of fascism.
	Fascism is a tyrant allots different departments.
	There's the czar of education, the czar of health, the czar of energy, the czar of transportation.
	And he has his little czars.
	So this guy was the czar of, I don't know, China's Amazon, Alibaba.
	And he makes his 35 billion.
	And does his fucking remember the Michael Jackson show he did?
	Yeah, there he is.
	Being a billionaire loser.
	This guy introduced you and me to the concept of a billionaire loser.
	I didn't know it was a thing.
	He's even got the same glove as Michael.
	That classic move that Michael would always do.
	The upside down Z-pow.
	So he goes on some show, talk show.
	His fame's getting to his head.
	He's probably fucked like 100 women after growing up with the zero pussy.
	And the pussy goes to his head.
	Remember when Michael used to do that?
	What are these moves?
	Okay, that is a Mike move.
	Yeah.
	Mike Jackson.
	He's almost as good as Corey Feldman.
	That's literally true.
	He's almost as good as Corey Feldman, but he's not.
	Anyway, Someone stole this little man.
	I guess he's on their kitchen counter dancing away for them.
	Please, can I go home?
	No, you can't.
	Do the point thing again.
	Put the sugar in the coffee.
	Okay, okay.
	Stir it up, little man.
	I want to go home to my mansions.
	That's a regular size spoon, too.
	Of course.
	Anyway, he goes in this talk show and he starts shitting on Winnie the Pooh, the president.
	And the president's like, I don't think you understand how fascism works.
	I'm the tyrant.
	You're my czar, my property.
	I allow you to be a 35 billionaire.
	What does it say?
	China is an asshole?
	And the other people's money, maybe.
	This is an old thing with the Bill Clinton that got him and shit.
	So yeah, he's gone.
	Dead.
	Anyway, people still love communism.
	All right, let's briefly zip through some clown worlds that didn't make the cut.
	I just want to zip through this, but they have to go on record because yesterday's show is incomplete without them.
	Sabrina Belcher, she was that fat, hideous mayoral candidate that thought, this is 23 now, that thought that having the shit beaten out of her would elicit sympathy.
	What is she at a 10?
	I think she might be below a 1.
	No, we got to save ones for Toronto Burke.
	That's a 1.01.
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	I forgot you could do two decimal places.
	1.01.
	So that's the guy she probably had, not even paid to beat her up, go down.
	But the beating was hilarious because he beats her with a baseball bat.
	Look how pretty she is in the first picture.
	Take it at an angle.
	Put on a wig.
	Not that she's pretty in the first picture, but much prettier.
	Okay, click play on that.
	And they can show the actual beating.
	He's beating her with a baseball bat in a car.
	So you don't really get a lot of leverage.
	Developing tonight out of Sumter, police say a mayoral candidate faked a kidnapping attempt in a video she posted online.
	Investigators say Sabrina Belcher staged the kidnapping and had someone fake a beating to try and get sympathy and more votes in the during a police report.
	This is not a good version of the video.
	Why is that so dark?
	We've seen a better one.
	Okay.
	Anyway, so that was one.
	I didn't put that in because hate crimes are so everywhere.
	This was just the funniest one, but they're everywhere.
	There was just one today with Antifa where they, not today, but recently with Antifa where they found out that, here, go to 42.
	This guy calls himself the Antifa dance captain, Jewish guy, who is destroying synagogues.
	Arrested in Brooklyn hate hoax vandalizing synagogues.
	Go down?
	There he is.
	Stop hating our tracks.
	So the ADL puts that out and people go, I know that guy.
	Go down?
	Disturbing that this one man on a hate-filled spree, blah, blah, blah.
	Keep going.
	Oh, they should show his Twitter account.
	He claimed he was attacked.
	He's Jewish.
	Anyway, sorry.
	So that's hate crimes.
	I don't know.
	I mean, they're all the same.
	I don't see it as the most clown world moment of 2020.
	Then the NASCAR noose, I was going to put in there, but I looked into it and it kind of is legit.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Yes, every garage has a pull, but they're just strings.
	His was the only one that was a noose, and it was a noosey noose.
	I think there's a picture of it here.
	We found only 11 that had pull-down rope tied in a knot and only one noose.
	The one discovered on Sunday in Bubba Wallace's garage.
	Okay.
	Sorry, Bubba.
	I still think if I was a fucking, you know, they used to give bounties for kilts in Scotland.
	And if you killed a Scotsman, you bring in his kilt and you would get money for that.
	If you had a kilt hanging from my garage, I'd go, haha, guys.
	So you got to develop from thicker skin.
	But that looks like it was a bonafide racist moment.
	I didn't include 25, that UFO video, because that's not really clown world.
	Clown world has to be, can you believe this shit we're doing to ourselves?
	Aliens coming here isn't more like, oh, those crazy liberals, what will they think of next?
	Sending aliens down here.
	They do send illegal aliens.
	So that one wasn't in.
	And then the suitcases, it's so hard to look up election gate shit because I don't know if it's because I'm kicked off of Google, because I've been banned from YouTube, but when I go through any election thing, it's nine pages of, like look up the suitcases, look up Georgia's suitcases votes.
	And it's like Washington Post, CNN, for three pages.
	And you go, all right, fine, I'll scroll through these.
	And then eventually.
	I'm on DuckDuckGo.
	Oh, I was at home on Chrome.
	Oh, yeah.
	That'll do it.
	Yeah.
	Google Chrome.
	See, this is great.
	This is why you got to use Brave.
	So try DuckDuckGo on Brave, not you.
	And then try normal Chrome, what kids are doing now with their fucking school library.
	And it's like five pages of Washington Post CNN.
	And then you go, okay, at least I'll get to Breitbart Daily Caller, the National Review and shit.
	No, you never do.
	It jumps from all this shit to, look, no, debunk, debunk, debunk.
	And then you get, you go, and then it jumps from super lefty mainstream stuff to super right weirdo shit that's got pop-up ads everywhere and you've never heard of the site before called like american eagle of death air tv yeah is that a thing so the suitcases uh it doesn't look as juicy as it did before so that's out george floyd i didn't put that in because he did die of asphyxiation that was the i mean he odd on fentanyl
	says says see you later race traitor to prince harry after he marries meghan markle and there's a swastika on it he's in a juvie now for four fucking years.
	Get out of here.
	And it was an online post.
	Four years and three months in a young offender's, what do they call it?
	Scroll down?
	In a young offender institution.
	Juvie.
	What the fuck?
	That would have made it.
	That's my favorite kind of Clown World story.
	That's a perfect example of Clown World.
	Okay, it included a swastika, but even so.
	Okay.
	Okay, yeah.
	He's a shithead.
	He's a shithead.
	He's a shithead.
	And that symbol is the symbol of the German army, a bunch of jerks that we fought in World War II and eventually won.
	Yeah.
	It's bad.
	It's rude.
	It's offensive.
	It's on Sid Vicious's shirt.
	The fat mannequins was 2019.
	I thought that was this year.
	I can't believe that's over a year ago.
	She said, there was some fat celebrity who said, a fat plus model, who said, it's so disheartening working in an industry where you think that great strides are being made, only to be starkly reminded that fat phobia is rampant.
	And no matter what we do, we will never be respected.
	Correct.
	I am scared of being fat.
	I am fat phobic.
	I haven't been to the gym because of this COVID thing.
	I got to wait for the test.
	But I just noticed I was about halfway up my dick.
	I was almost past the head as far as looking down in the shower.
	And now I'm back to foreskin.
	Nice.
	I don't like that.
	That's not good.
	I want to see my whole cock, ideally.
	It's beautiful.
	I'm never going to see my whole cock, but I would like to get to see the shaft at least while looking down.
	And that's not good.
	I want to be in shape.
	They say that if you can stay under, if you're a normal height like me, 5'11 or 5'10 and a half, unfortunately, if you can stay under 200, you add like 20 years to your life.
	I want to be around.
	I want to stay under 200.
	And then that obese rapper that was on the Calvin Klein ads, that was 2019.
	Remember her?
	She's fucking hideous.
	Chica, look at that.
	That's a fucking pig.
	Imagine that was a white man and he was in a show where he had a hot chick.
	People would be so pissed off.
	They'd go like, why is that fat, disgusting piece of shit?
	Like King of Queens.
	All the feminists hated that show because they're like, why would a fat piece of shit, disgusting pig like Kevin James get such a hot wife?
	They always make fun of like for like white trash stuff.
	Like picture, this is a guy.
	He's white and he's got like a wife beat around with stains on it.
	Like that is the disdain of people that hate rednecks.
	Yeah.
	If that was a guy who said this, if there was a guy on the cover of a health magazine that said this is healthy and he's a big fat pig, people would laugh their heads off.
	I would.
	This is what I don't like.
	The hypocrisy.
	Like I was saying yesterday with Cardi B, I don't care that someone raunchy was interviewing the president, but I want to see Walker Wheeler interview a presidential candidate.
	I want to see Sid Vicious, Johnny Rotten.
	If you want to play hardball, let's play hardball.
	You know what I mean?
	But it's one way.
	Black women can talk about their wet pussies and no one else can.
	I want to talk about my wet pussy.
	Here's another one that I didn't put in, 28.
	The polyamorous stepdad who attacked the baby.
	I thought he killed the baby, but he just, he slapped it around.
	Remember these fucking disgusting losers?
	With that weird rat guy?
	Oh, yeah.
	And they were just guys that were like, I get horny about once a week.
	And she's like, I get horny once a day.
	No one loves me.
	I know.
	She'll get laid five times a week.
	They'll get laid there once a week they need.
	And everyone's happy.
	But then she got pregnant from the rat.
	And then Ethan there was like, that rat's baby's too loud.
	And he beat the baby, but the baby lived.
	So I thought, no, you don't make the cuts.
	Jake Paul knocking out Nate Robinson.
	I was going to put that in, especially because Vice asked if it's racist, but she claims that she was kidding.
	Okay.
	So it doesn't, I don't believe, I'm not sure I believe you that you were kidding, but if that's your take, then I can include it in a Clown World moment.
	And we've had celebrity boxing forever.
	I remember 10 years ago watching the Brady Bunch fight each other.
	Remember that red-headed guy?
	Danny Bonaducci.
	Danny Bonaducci.
	So that's been a thing for a long time.
	Tiger King reaching the president.
	Sort of.
	That one was very close.
	Mr. President, I'm asking for a full porter because that bitch, Carol Biscuits has tigers.
	And then I was going to put this one in for fun, 3-2.
	The most clown, but this was definitely the most clown world conversation I've ever heard.
	Remember this?
	Fucking mess?
	The why of things.
	If we could get to a point where jump in the middle.
	This thing is amazing.
	I should be in the Louvre.
	Only because they're still awake from slavery.
	Don't feel guilty.
	Just acknowledge.
	Heard.
	Heard.
	Heard.
	Heard.
	What?
	Have you ever heard that?
	Who brings cue cards to a discussion?
	And I've never heard it before.
	And I went, what?
	He talked to this person.
	He explained it to me.
	Heard.
	White allergies.
	White allergies.
	That by where we were raised and how we were raised in our history growing up, there are certain just imported, obvious ways that we're prejudiced in ways that we don't even understand.
	We got white allergies.
	They may not even know it.
	And so I was sitting there, you know, looking at my own life, and I sit there and I go, all right, I'm me.
	And I realized I'm allergic to niggers.
	I chew.
	Like when I look at you, I chew.
	And it's not my fault.
	You know, is it your fault if you're allergic to cats?
	If your fault are you allergic to dust.
	So that's my way of saying I don't want to be around you right now or ever.
	I'm going to leave now.
	I'm going to take my mic off.
	And I'm going to go because of my white allergies.
	You are dust to me.
	You're a cat.
	And you should take offense to that as much as a cat would take offense if I was to walk out of that room.
	Do you understand?
	I thought I was going to be mad.
	And McConaughey ends his career.
	With a good point.
	With science.
	With one of the most shocking analogies in the history of discussions.
	Discussions heard.
	Heard.
	I hate the hand gestures.
	Yeah.
	So we need, and the thing about it is they're just talking shit.
	And anytime they go near facts, they fuck it up.
	Like that guy, he's a football player.
	I forget his name.
	What's his name?
	Anthony Ayuchi or something?
	Oh, wait, it was Achu.
	Achu.
	Because we'd say bless you every time we say you.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	What's his name?
	I'll see here.
	I've got to open it up.
	I'll look at you or something.
	I'll look at you and I want to fucking puke.
	Hey.
	But at one point he goes, the difference, people say that black men kill black men in black and black crime, yes.
	But when they do that, they go to jail.
	When a cop kills a black man, he gets an award.
	And you're like, 75 to 80% of the crimes in the hood go totally unsolved, which should be obvious to you.
	What are you going to do?
	Get out your clipboard and go door to door in South Central?
	Hi, there was a shooting earlier.
	I'm the cop from The Simpsons, and I'd like to get as much information as I can, please.
	Okay, his name was LaQuan James.
	He's a major gangbanger in this area, and he was killing a competitor, a guy named Raquanda, and he was encroaching on his territory.
	So I'm happy to go to court and explain everything, and let's get this guy behind bars.
	The why of things.
	You're not smart.
	Which is fine.
	Some of my best friends aren't smart.
	I just don't like the pretending and the science of putting a finger up your ass.
	All right, let's do Election Gate.
	Yes.
	The gate in which the election info.
	Thanks for that cool song.
	Oh, I know why I can't pass this buck.
	It's going to be over soon.
	There will be no election gate in a week, maybe even in a couple of days.
	I was saying at Carpe 2 this morning, like, what are we going to do tomorrow?
	Go to D.C. and get more votes for Trump?
	Does anyone think that's going to happen?
	The cheaters won.
	We lost.
	And we lost because we didn't cheat.
	We should have cheated.
	We should have played Dirty Pool.
	They're going to have suitcases.
	We should have had suitcases.
	We should have had fake ballots.
	That's the mission we're in.
	People say, you're violent.
	No, the violence from Prowboys is a reaction to the violence from Antifa.
	The violence is there.
	We're just saying fight back against it.
	Don't let them trample you.
	The cheating is there.
	We know the cheating happens.
	We've known this since way before Trump.
	We've exposed all kinds of voter fraud forever.
	And we saw them changing the law slowly over the past four years.
	We saw big tech changing the American conversation.
	And we just had to take the high road.
	That was stupid, and they lost.
	Cheaters never win.
	No, cheaters pretty much always win.
	The Houston Astros have the World Series.
	Well, I'm not stupid in their level.
	Okay.
	Their level's winning.
	Our level is losing.
	Well, we're Christians.
	Okay.
	Christian it up.
	Have fun and happy.
	I'm turning into Sebastian Matto.
	Yeah, I wish there was all this controversy about 17,000 Trump votes where just the Trump thing was and no other boxes were filled in.
	I would love that.
	And I would go, they'd go, you complain about the Biden ones with the dot.
	What about the Trump ones?
	I go, yeah, those are probably bullshit too.
	Fuck you.
	Sounds like we cheated.
	We got a beer in the fridge.
	I wonder.
	I wonder.
	I don't think that there was election fraud.
	I know there was election fraud.
	There's just one.
	Oh, yeah.
	Fuck.
	That's what I used to like to do in Coke days.
	Uh-huh.
	Pretending you lost those.
	Oh, fuck, we're done.
	And I go, hmm.
	If only someone had thought to buy an extra bag for the late night.
	And they go, oh, yes.
	And I go, I knew it.
	I knew we would run out early.
	Anyway, here.
	Oh.
	And I just see all these faces go, oh.
	That's what I'm saying.
	It's like I punched them in the face.
	I'm hurt.
	You've hurt me today.
	One of my buddies was a severe cocaine addict, so it was like murdering him.
	Like he wouldn't speak to me for the rest of the day.
	Like, he'd go to sleep after that.
	No, he would leave.
	He'd go get Coke.
	Yeah.
	He would have, I would get tired around three, maybe four, and be like, no matter how much Coke was in Baldwin, I'm happy to hit the hay at four.
	And he would go on and have another evening.
	There was this all-night bar deep in Brooklyn that wasn't in a hipster neighborhood.
	It was like old people and some guy with no teeth.
	Really, really dark, not loud music playing.
	They didn't want to get busted.
	It was illegal.
	But it was open from like four to nine.
	And he knew them all.
	One time I managed to stay up a bit.
	He's like, hey, Peggy.
	She's like, hey, Dan, how's it going?
	I used a fake name there to cover his tracks.
	We were on the beach, like, trying to watch the sun rise.
	So it was dark.
	Trying to watch, what are you, Matthew McConaughey now?
	Trying to watch the sun.
	Trying to watch the sun rise.
	The rise of sun.
	And I found a blunt and it looks like a stick, and there were sticks everywhere all over the beach.
	Like, fuck.
	I found it.
	And I was like, I just walked back like this.
	That was a good moment.
	See, your thing, if you're like, if you pull out the middle finger, like, I don't have Coke, but then you had Coke, it would have made everybody feel good, but you made everybody feel bad.
	Oh, you know what I could have done?
	You go like that, and they go, oh, fuck, dude.
	And I go, just kidding.
	And then it's sugar.
	Dude, why do you have to bring it back?
	What is this?
	You're going to hurt people like that.
	You know what I did once?
	There was this girl I wanted to take home really badly.
	And I go, and she was a bit of a chunky monkey.
	And she goes, I don't know.
	I'm kind of in a relationship.
	And I was like, I got Coke.
	And she goes, okay.
	I didn't have Coke.
	So I take her back and I say, I get some sugar.
	And she goes, What the fuck is this?
	I go, I know these Colombian dudes and they get it before it gets processed.
	So this is like pre-stepped on Coke.
	And I put it in the microwave for some reason, just to make it look like it's a thing.
	And then I put it in for like 10 seconds, take it out.
	I try to mash it a little bit so it's because sugar, obviously every cube is exactly the same.
	You want to add some powder in there.
	And then we would do it and make out.
	And she's like, I'm not really feeling anything from this Coke.
	I just assumed that we'd get into the sex of things, the why of blowjobs.
	And it didn't happen.
	I think she just picked up her stuff and went home.
	Oh, you didn't get to see her.
	At like five, which is particularly insulting.
	I'm done.
	Here we go.
	I'm done.
	All right.
	Don Laman thinks people like you and I are fucking bullshit.
	Check out how he swears he crams in here because he's so mad.
	He doesn't say bitch.
	If you would stop telling them that and start telling them the truth, then maybe they would believe the truth that the election was not stolen and that it was a clean election, according to everyone who has investigated, most of them Republicans.
	So stop saying that we must respect Trump supporters who believe bullshit because it is bullshit that you have been feeding them.
	The president and you have been feeding them the BS and now that they believe it, all of a sudden you're sometimes fulfilling prophecy and feedback, Luke.
	I can't believe that.
	My constituents believe this, so I must go up.
	And yet I told them that this is what it's all BS.
	And it's all made up.
	And guess what?
	As I said, when Trump was in office for, you know, in the middle of this, karma is a you-know-what.
	Because there will come a time when Democrats will have to be.
	So you can't say bitch.
	And if they start doing the same thing that you have been doing for the last couple of years, you are going to be pissed off.
	And guess what?
	It has happened.
	Sorry.
	Karma's a bitch, pissed off bullshit.
	He's mad at anyone who believes in election fraud.
	But this Bobby Pitton brought up an interesting point.
	You've got to sort of read the first one, the middle one first, the bottom one first.
	I have some absolutely stunning news reports.
	I examined just over 9 million records and have identified half a million unique last names.
	A quarter million or just under half of the total last names in Pennsylvania only belong to one and only one person.
	So what exactly does this post mean?
	The Honorable Potis Ronald Trump has stated that he was leading by over 700,000 votes, only to see it vanish by the end of the night after a spike of 337,000 votes showed up for Biden.
	This occurred in the wee hours of November 4th.
	It was reported that our POTUS lost 80,000 votes.
	So what happened?
	Someone ordered the destruction of a million votes.
	They literally took entire groups, certain last names in varying counties across the 67 that exist in PA, and removed them from the voting records after the vote.
	I mean, we're getting kind of example exhaustion at this point, right?
	And should I add them to the Election Gate thing on censor.tv?
	I guess.
	Has that been updated regularly?
	I believe so.
	Okay, here's something I'm a little late on because I've been away, but what the fuck?
	I sent you all of these in a separate email.
	What in the Sam fucking Hillary is...
	Do you like my all gas, no brakes shirt?
	Did you get that?
	It's the guy.
	And then it's gas with an X on it.
	No.
	Guy, all gas, no brakes.
	This took forever to get here.
	I must have bought it a month ago.
	Oh!
	What?
	Did you get your AOC shirt?
	Yeah?
	Okay.
	Wear that another day.
	Okay.
	Wouldn't it be great if we could get this guy on censored.tv?
	I heard Vice, he tried to get a job with Vice, and they said, no.
	Guys, the guy was obviously gold from the very first video we saw.
	What are you doing to the lighting?
	Nothing.
	Why does it look so gray here all of a sudden?
	Anyway, sorry.
	Linwood was this guy.
	He helped the Coming to Catholic school kids get their money.
	Although Jacob Wall was saying he didn't help them do shit.
	He said they settled out of court for a small fee, nothing close to what they're talking about.
	That's all bullshit.
	He tried to get that big money, but he didn't.
	That's the word on the street.
	But the guy's gone completely fucking nutso.
	Now, I don't think you're going to get these in the right order because you never do anything right.
	But look at some of these tweets he was putting out.
	I believe Chief Justice John Roberts and a multitude of powerful individuals worldwide are being blackmailed in a horrendous scheme involving rape and murder of children.
	This makes Alex Jones look like Don Lamon.
	What's the next one?
	Captured on videotape.
	I have the key to the files containing the videos.
	I have also shared this information.
	With who?
	The blackmail scheme is conducted by members of 10 of the world's most well-known and elite intelligence agencies.
	I guess the FBI.
	Oh, he's saying he's shared it so the FBI doesn't just kill him.
	One of the groups was hacked by a group known as Lizard Squad.
	The blackmail files of rape and murder were obtained by this group and copy that was provided to Isaac Cappy.
	I believe Chief Justice John Robbins.
	So there we go.
	Keep going.
	The blackmail targets are approached with a gun, a child, and a camera.
	The target is ordered to rape the child on video.
	The target is then ordered to shoot the child on video.
	The target, what the fuck?
	I have to admit that there is a molecule in me that believes this.
	So I'm half, not half, I'm 99% laughing at how absurd this is, and I'm 1% going, what if?
	Imagine.
	The target is then owned and controlled by the blackmailers until blackmail evidence loses its value.
	After Cappy received the hacked files from members of Lizard Squad, he gave the files to one friend and the encryption key to another friend.
	He provided this information to his friends shortly before he was murdered, May 13th, 2019.
	Members of Lizard Squad were jailed for hacking.
	Jeffrey Epstein used the same blackmail scheme of child.
	This is not a random dude on the street.
	This is Lynn Wood.
	This was one of Trump's lawyers or a lawyer involved in working with Trump, working with Trump's top advisors.
	Jeffrey Epstein used the same blackmail scheme of child rape and child murder to either further his own interests or those of any intelligence agency with whom he worked.
	Keep going.
	All who flew on his private jet or visited his island must be immediately interrogated and brought to justice.
	Whoa.
	And then what's the other one?
	If Pence is arrested?
	Pence is going to be arrested tomorrow?
	I think it's blue.
	Yeah, if Pence is arrested, Secretary Pompeo will save the election.
	Pence will be in jail awaiting trial for treason.
	He will face execution by firing squad.
	Why not just give him the chair?
	When did we last do firing squad?
	He is a coward and will sing like a bird and confess all.
	What?
	This guy's lost it.
	And if it's true, then he's a dead man, clearly.
	If you regularly have children raped and murdered, you're a very powerful person and you obviously have no ethics and are happy to murder Lynn Wood at the drop of a hat.
	So Jenna Ellis, who was working with him, separates herself from him, 35.
	I do not support the statements of attorney Lynn Wood.
	I support the rule of law.
	And then we have jump to 3-7.
	Nick Sandman, the guy that put him on the map, that was the Christian Covenant Catholic school kid who was like the Covenant Catholic school student Linwood defend against media slanders now attacking him.
	So I'm sorry, but what the hell?
	Yeah, that's perfect.
	That's perfect.
	Okay, let's jump to Antifa BLM.
	Hit it.
	Fuck yo, Dad.
	Far left journalist who planned firebomb attacks.
	Now, this is some little girl who did like local radio news in Arkansas.
	Hi, everyone.
	She's quite cute.
	I like her little pig nose.
	Far left journalists charged in firebomb attacks.
	Go up in BLM firebomb attacks on police vehicles in Arkansas.
	Like they say that Proud Boys or Patriots were attacking media and attacking journalists.
	These aren't journalists.
	There's basically two types of journalists on the left.
	There's tattletales and there's radical activists.
	This is a radical activist.
	But she's quite attractive.
	The other two are not.
	Is that a Brittany Jeffrey?
	Elaine Espinoza Villegas.
	Yeah, that's a girl.
	That ugly little dyke.
	On the right?
	Yeah.
	And then the other, the black girl looks like a jolly black Santa.
	I want to sit on her lap and wish for a new Range Rover.
	Check her out, though.
	Number 40 is another yummy picture of her.
	I think she's half rice.
	Is it half a?
	Yeah, that's my cup of tea right there.
	Hello.
	I knew a white girl who looked like that.
	And when she was born, her dad was a Vietnam vet.
	And the mom says, what did you get up to over there in Vietnam?
	You think I have changed eggs in my carry the baby?
	Oh, yeah.
	I got a fucking seahorse on my penis.
	What did you get up to there, becoming an Asian out there?
	Stuffing ovaries into your vas deferenti?
	Did you have a sperm transplant?
	Oh, this is off topic, but speaking of hotties, check out this woman.
	She's doing that mime comedy that the youngsters are into today, making fun of Nigella Lawson and how sexual she is.
	But as I'm watching it, I'm like, yeah, what a funny joke.
	What this?
	Yeah.
	Oh yeah.
	Eagle Peak is plenty the story of my life.
	I've never made any secret of the fact that I am a complete tart.
	Everybody loves rest here.
	Bit like the tabloids.
	And I'm right, they are being spoiled.
	Okay.
	Sausage.
	It makes me laugh every time I see it.
	Not hard.
	It will firm up because any minute now it's going to be covered luxuriantly with my sweet juices.
	Ah.
	Very heady aroma.
	Like that's a tenth, right?
	She's an Indian, isn't she?
	No?
	It's what you put in the difference.
	And, just in case it's a sizable colour.
	0% accurate.
	Hold it away from me and set fire to it.
	Look at other pictures of her.
	Maggie Foster?
	She's Indian, dude.
	Look at the top.
	She's not Indian.
	Hell yeah, she's Indian.
	She ain't no Indian motherfucker.
	She is 100% Indian.
	Shit, now you're brainwashing.
	Dude, she is Indian.
	My mom shouts at me to pick up my clothes.
	Yeah, I'm really no.
	Yeah, she's...
	Oh, fuck.
	We'd have ruined.
	What a waste of time.
	Not that I care racially.
	I just...
	It just sort of explains a lot of the beauty.
	Let's.
	oh, this is funny.
	This can't wait.
	Ted Wheeler, after trying to blow Antifa and give them whatever they want, this is 43, he said, you know what?
	These guys are assholes.
	Can I come and join you now?
	Nope.
	You made your bed.
	Lie in it.
	He's again, can't express this enough.
	He's literally a joke.
	Portlandia has a character that is the mayor of Portland.
	This guy has been a joke for years.
	My good faith efforts at de-escalation have been met with ongoing violence and even scorn from radical Antifa and anarchists.
	In response, it will be necessary to use additional tools and to push the limits of the tools we already have to bring the criminal destruction and violence to an end.
	Lawlessness and anarchy come at great expense and with great risk to the future and of our community.
	With great power comes great response.
	It's time to push.
	All right, that's enough.
	Because they attacked his home and they attack him at restaurants now?
	Dude, they're anarchists and they're not like communal anarchists.
	Like when I was a young man, you'd have bands like Crass that wanted to build a little community off the grid.
	No, they want like the exploited anarchy.
	There was sort of two teams of anarchists when I was a punk.
	And Crass wanted to build a new society that was more equitable.
	And the exploited were just like, they actually, there's a song, I think it's Punk's Not Dead.
	No, it's called I Believe in Anarchy.
	And at the beginning, it's like, don't you see Crass?
	Crass are a bunch of fucking wankers.
	They don't believe in anarchy and chaos.
	I believe in anarchy.
	Let's see old Pogo.
	They're still going, by the way.
	And that's what these modern anarchists are.
	No walls, no borders, no walls, no USA at all.
	They want to destroy it.
	It must have been a live version.
	Oh, yeah, that's the one that keeps coming up, live version.
	Don't use hate class.
	Okay, here's something slightly off topic.
	So, Sadiq Khan in London had a Black Lives Matter fireworks thing for New Year's Eve.
	How the fuck did they do this?
	I'm speaking purely of physics now.
	Obviously, it's annoying.
	Go to the next one.
	It's annoying that we're having radical leftist Marxist organizations celebrate the new year.
	But watch this fist.
	Progress follows fast.
	This is one voice.
	Help me out here.
	Wait, that's got to be shit.
	No, you can see it sinking now.
	Like, I've seen them do, try to do words and stuff, and they're always really shitty.
	Wait, what?
	Is that like a drone?
	Oh, that's...
	What the fuck is it?
	Is it drones?
	It's got to be drones.
	A drone formation?
	Yeah, that's not fireworks.
	I mean, I've seen them make shitty smiley faces that look like they have palsy.
	Yeah, there's no way he has a fireworks.
	But they're upside down.
	Yeah, okay.
	Okay, we solved it.
	That was easy.
	And finally, Nancy Pelosi's house was vandalized.
	And the left says it's fake.
	This was right-wingers doing it.
	So the middle, it says 2K.
	No, not good enough.
	That's crossed out.
	Cancel rent.
	That makes sense.
	I remember saying shit like that when I was 16.
	This entire movement is a teenager's brain.
	And then there's the circle A's.
	And then you can't really see this, but in the middle, it says UBI.
	That's universal basic income.
	And the way they write in that sort of hip-hop font, that is like proud boys don't know how to do that.
	You have to come from radical left, hip-hop, rap kind of thing.
	And you can tell they're white by the way they spell.
	They got a pig's head down there.
	Yeah, a pig's head and then red paint.
	And then I saw people going, it's definitely not Antifa.
	There's probably a vegan among them that wouldn't appreciate the pig's head.
	That's the best point, actually.
	That's a really good point.
	We used to buy pigs' brains for my shows as a punk rocker, Anal Chinook.
	And I was a vegetarian.
	But the song was called Use Your Brains Now.
	And I had to have brains all over my face.
	Yeah, what's 4.6?
	4.6 is them saying, no, that's not real.
	I obviously don't approve of people vandalizing politicians' homes.
	I don't see a leftist writing, we want everything.
	That sounds like a right-winger LARPing as a leftist.
	No, it doesn't.
	They said, we don't want Biden, we want revenge.
	Anyway, I shouldn't be shitting on some dumb tweets.
	All right, let's jump to COVID.
	Because that's going to be over soon, too.
	You've got all new ones, right?
	Where they have a bigger bumper?
	Yeah, all the V3s.
	This is the V3 of the one that we're used to.
	We can mix them up, too.
	I like that we have a bunch.
	Wait, why did the player stay on so long?
	I don't know.
	All right.
	So, this is my favorite graph about COVID.
	I want to photocopy this and leave it in every person's mailbox in the entire country.
	Florida asked for trouble and they got it.
	If trouble means having a great state where everyone's having a good time and there's no tension.
	Dude, Vermont was like, my American thing would slowly drift off my face.
	And people, strangers, employees, I didn't mind if they had a uniform on because I'm like, you're doing your job.
	You don't want to get fired.
	But when it's a stranger, I'm just like, go fuck yourself.
	Or my buddy Ron, his new thing is he harasses people who have a mask.
	He's like, hey, why are you wearing a mask?
	Get your mask off.
	But look at this chart.
	So September 25th, Florida removed most restrictions.
	Three days later, Fauci goes, This is really bad news.
	You're going to fuck up.
	And then look at the biggest Nazis, New York.
	California's the worst.
	And it's recently where they've really ramped it up.
	And look how much.
	It's almost like the more you ramp it up, the more you suffer.
	Although Illinois seems to be going down, they're still miles ahead of Florida.
	It doesn't work.
	The mask doesn't work.
	We're not in a crisis.
	People are not dying in unprecedented numbers.
	The deaths are the same.
	They are every year.
	And every year, the number of deaths go up with the population.
	All they're doing is moving numbers from this old man died of cancer, but he happened to have COVID.
	We're going to shift him over to COVID.
	I don't even believe that Maddie has COVID.
	They go, no, you're actually asymptomatic.
	I had to go get raped up the nose because of that fucking lie.
	Wait, go to the next picture.
	Death rates the same every year.
	Should have had it ready.
	It's chronological.
	Yes, that one.
	Move me out of the way or move it.
	1.2, 1.2, 1.2, 1.2, 1.1.
	It's actually going down.
	And the reason that it's going up every year is because the population's going up.
	But it's always around, what is it, 8 per thousand?
	I don't know exactly what this data is.
	But the death rate has gone from 8.2 to 8.8 since 2014.
	As has the population.
	Nothing is happening here.
	COVID makes no dent on death rate.
	In fact, I've heard people say 2019 had a higher death rate, slightly higher than 2020.
	Milo got into big trouble for criticizing nurses.
	I didn't include a link for that.
	But if you go to 47, he's right.
	They're getting annoying.
	The whole beauty, the whole culture of the medical profession is stoicism.
	You sit there and you quietly accept.
	Was that 14?
	I mean, 47?
	Dude, everything I'm doing is in order.
	Yeah, the pictures.
	Yeah, the pictures.
	They're hog.
	Jesus, that's 47.
	Okay.
	Shit.
	Yeah.
	Well, there was an ant.
	It was an ante, no, it was Ian Miles Chong talking about nurses.
	And he said, when are these bitches, he didn't say bitches, but when are these women going to stop?
	And it was just video after video of choreographed dancing.
	I mean, you've seen them a million times.
	How do you find the time to do this?
	And here's another thing a doctor friend pointed out to me.
	He goes, they're employed.
	Like, we've had buildings burnt down by rioters.
	We've had small businesses be choked to death.
	We've had mass suicides from these people losing their vocation.
	Yet nurses are getting, they're getting paid when you see them there.
	They're not exactly dying in droves.
	Maybe just look him up and search the word stop.
	Because I think that was his tweet.
	It was just like, stop.
	And someone, what they do now, speaking of tattletale journalists, is they have they scour Telegram and parlor for Milo saying something wrong or me or whoever, and then they go put it on blast and say, this is what he said, you guys, on his social media.
	That's kind of the good thing about this paywall is they don't want to give me their credit card.
	How far back are you going here?
	This is a waste of time.
	We don't have time for this shit.
	You get the idea.
	We don't need to see a visual for every single thing I say.
	Well, that was Josh Hawley who they had his, they attacked his home, banged on his door, exactly like Tucker Carlson.
	Mom and child scared inside, lunatics outside banging on the fucking door.
	You know that guy Will Carlos from USA Today?
	He's an Antifa journalist and he's obsessed with Proud Boys.
	I came across this picture of him tattletailing on people in San Diego.
	I guess he's in San Diego who were out.
	Like, this is journalism today.
	He's in his car tattletailing on people.
	Not exactly Watergate, is it?
	So this was locked down San Diego yesterday.
	Downtown, allegedly under a court-at-home, quote-unquote stay-at-home order, was teeming with life.
	Bars open, restaurants openly defying the law, all a couple of blocks from the county administration building.
	They're flaunting it.
	They're throwing themselves into the road gladly.
	But here, 48, this is a great example of a title tale journalist getting smacked the fuck down.
	Oh, this is heaven.
	And it also shows you how these guys haven't done their research.
	They don't care about the actual problem.
	They're not trying to get to the bottom of everything.
	They're trying to get a gotcha moment so they can go viral.
	In response to this question, it will be necessary to use additional tools.
	Now go back to the beginning because you're hearing CNN's version of this SmackDown.
	So they're going to say, I was just trying to ask you a question, and he had a total suck attack.
	No, you were being a silly cow, tattletale bitch, and you got served.
	It was a very simple question.
	Why?
	What has gone wrong?
	But Governor Ron DeSantis wouldn't even let me finish asking my question.
	Take a listen.
	Yes, he did.
	Governor, what has gone wrong with Governor?
	What has gone wrong with the rollout of the vaccine that we've seen?
	Phone lines jammed, websites crashed.
	There's a lot of demand.
	Excuse me, excuse me.
	You just said what has gone wrong, so I'm answering the question.
	If I could complete the question, though.
	So are you going to give the speech?
	Are you going to ask the question?
	Due respect, Governor.
	You're giving a speech.
	You asked the question.
	I am trying to ask you.
	How many questions?
	You get three?
	I think we got one question.
	Why do you get three?
	Do respect, Governor, I'm just asking if I could finish my question.
	You didn't?
	You finished the question.
	I did not.
	My full question is: what went wrong with the rollout of the vaccine when we've seen phone lines jammed, websites?
	So you're repeating the question.
	To complete it for you, Governor, we've seen websites crash and also senior citizens waiting overnight for the vaccine.
	Where was that at?
	We've seen it in Duval, Broward, Orange, and Lee County.
	Why was like in Lee?
	Why did that happen?
	Did you investigate why?
	That's my question to you, Governor.
	You're the governor of the state.
	I'm not the governor of the state.
	Okay, but you didn't investigate why that happened.
	Like in Lee County, why was there a big line?
	Did you investigate why?
	Could you tell us why?
	Because we distributed vaccine to hospitals, and the hospital said, first come, first serve.
	If you show up, we'll do it.
	So they didn't use a registration system.
	There wasn't anything that was done.
	And there's a lot of demand for it.
	So people are going to want to go ahead and do that.
	There was no plan then from the state to make sure that senior citizens didn't wait outside overnight?
	So the state is not dictating to hospitals how, we're not dictating to Carlos Magoya how he runs his operations here.
	That would be a total disaster.
	These guys are much more competent to be able to deliver health care services than a state government could ever be.
	You want to know a trick for getting the test, by the way?
	You go in there, they say it's no more watkins, it's appointment only.
	And you dress working class.
	You don't want to wear a suit.
	Now, I've noticed when I dress working class that I get a lot of shit in other instances where they're like, it's closed.
	And then you want to wear a suit.
	Then they go, oh, sir, sorry, sir.
	But when you're dealing with the black ladies who do the watkins stuff, you want to look like a hardworking guy.
	So I've got my car heart.
	You want to know a secret about my black car heart?
	Yes.
	When I bought it, it looked too new.
	No, you didn't.
	You threw stones in it and crap and threw it.
	I've laced it through with a string and put it behind my $40,000 Land Rover.
	And this was upstate.
	This is years ago.
	I drove it along my dirt road that I own.
	I own the road.
	That another man worked on that you hired.
	That hardworking blue-collar guy has built beautifully.
	I love it.
	Can you wear this jacket while you work for my fucking property, please?
	My grandfather used to do that.
	He didn't like new clothes, so he would buy something like a jacket and he would put it under his front hallway rug.
	So when you walked into his house, you're like, what the fuck?
	Because you're walking over clothes, breaking them in for him.
	That's cool.
	So you just go there and you go, hey, and you look all tired and my car heart's all beaten up from what I did on my road three years ago.
	And I go, my wife told me that I have an appointment now.
	See, I'm so busy.
	I don't even have a computer.
	I'm out there swinging a sledgehammer.
	And she goes, oh, okay, name Gavin McInnes.
	And I'm like, yeah.
	Okay.
	Are you sure it's not Dennis?
	I'm like, yeah, I'm pretty sure my name's not Dennis.
	Giuseppe, we have a Giuseppe.
	And I'm like, oh, I took work off.
	And then she goes, no, no, we'll figure it out.
	We'll figure it out.
	And then she goes through all her notes.
	And I can clearly see my name's not there because I didn't make an appointment.
	She goes on the computer.
	The computer is not working, of course.
	It's taking forever to load, which is to my advantage.
	And I go, oh, shit.
	You'll be very polite, too.
	You don't want to come across like, we'll find it, bitch.
	So I'm like, oh, geez, that's really unfortunate.
	Are you sure it's not there?
	I didn't look at my Rolex.
	Oh, man.
	And she goes, you know what, we can do?
	We'll just do a walk-in.
	Just fill out that form there.
	Oh, little old me.
	And then so I just fill it out as a walk-in.
	Not bad.
	Like, fuck does that thing, it gets worse every time.
	I think I've done five now.
	And as I was walking back to my car, I thought, say there was a dick, right?
	Yeah.
	Erect.
	And you just had to go like, and it doesn't touch any part of your throat.
	It's the back of your throat?
	Well, there's degrees here.
	Does it get a condom?
	Do you have to touch it?
	What if it doesn't touch anything and you just go and it doesn't touch anything?
	I would rather do that.
	Hold an erect man's penis.
	I would like it to be clean.
	There's no face to it.
	It's just coming out of the ground.
	I don't give a fuck.
	Oh, okay.
	I don't want to ever see him again.
	But he could be lying on his back.
	And if this was the COVID test, I would hope it doesn't bump my tooth on the way down.
	I would maybe practice with a pen for an hour getting good at it, if you will.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	Yeah, I'd rather do that than get the test.
	It's not a joke.
	I'd rather, if it came to touching a dick, I'd rather get the test.
	But I might go.
	I think I would rather kiss a dick.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	Yes, there is, Dad.
	What the fuck?
	I would rather kiss a dick.
	Go kiss a dick.
	That's going to be my dad.
	We are retarded.
	Hey, you're not wearing your mask.
	Go kiss a dick, lady.
	I like get bent.
	That's pretty cool.
	You turn around!
	Yeah, so that was amazing.
	But go to 49.
	There's a really great thread here about incompetent media and their reporting.
	So that was Ron DeSantis of Florida.
	This guy, 4.9, is wait.
	Who is that we just saw?
	Was that Ron DeSantis we just saw?
	Okay.
	So this is the same guy.
	Yeah.
	Today we agreed that man of the year is Ron DeSantis, Florida.
	Sorry about that, folks.
	Same guy, same guy.
	So that awesome dude you just saw, totally roaster and tear her new ass.
	He's been kicking ass in Florida.
	Florida wins the COVID Olympics this year.
	And then this guy, Drew Holden, is showing the differences between the way that a successful state like Florida is reported and a loser state like New York is reported.
	New York wins because the left likes him.
	But as of today, New York's deaths per 100K is 188.
	It's about double Florida's, 96.
	And that's, again, not the total numbers.
	This is per 100,000K.
	So it's a ratio.
	So it matters.
	New York is twice as bad as Florida, despite Florida having very little things.
	But you would have no idea that was the case if you spend your days listening and watching MSNBC.
	Miami Beach Mayor Gelber discusses Florida mayor's calling on Governor DeSantis to take action among surging coronavirus.
	He's not listening to mainstream science at this point.
	We're unleashing the virus and not even allowing local government.
	And then how do they report Cuomo?
	We handled it in New York and the nation learned nothing from that experience, frankly.
	His audacity is fun.
	Fun audacity.
	Governor Cuomo says the lack of national plan for COVID-19, five months later, in many parts of this country, you're just as unprepared as you were on day one.
	America learned nothing from my incredible skills at murdering old people.
	The worst offender had to be CNN.
	So CNN says of DeSantis, politics in front of lies.
	DeSantis faces criticism over Florida's COVID-19 response.
	And then Cuomo, for 111 consecutive days, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo sat before PowerPoint slides and graphs of COVID-19 cases and hospitalizations in the epicenter of the coronavirus pandemic in America.
	On Friday, he delivered his final briefing of the crisis.
	Oh, apparently they chose the dick more often than the Q-tip in their COVID tests.
	What's the next one?
	Oh, sorry.
	Also very interesting, the ways that CNN chose it to humanize or not each governor's response.
	So Ron DeSantis at the helm has become a global ground zero for COVID-19 cases and a poster child for the Trump administration and his closest allies in responding to the pandemic.
	So he's not a person.
	But Governor Cuomo's heartfelt message, look, he has a beating heart, says CNN.
	He spoke to his brother.
	He has a brother.
	They're friends.
	They hug.
	I love you.
	They literally said, I love you once at the end of an interview on CNN.
	Chris is like, okay, brother, I love you.
	He goes, I love you too, Chris.
	Maybe there's going to be a little bit of a bias there when you love the person you're talking to.
	Truth be told, this entire thread could have just focused on CNN.
	Honestly, I think this side-by-side sums it all up.
	So we have attorney Daniel Uthfluhr, who dresses as the Grim Reaper to warn beachgoers to stay at home, has sued Florida Governor Ron DeSantis for prematurely opening beaches.
	So this guy, Ron DeSantis, is so horrible that activists are dressing as the Grim Reaper.
	No info on the actual stats.
	Just like that titletale journalist earlier, where he said, did you look up why this happened in Lee?
	No, no, no.
	They don't care about that.
	So, fam, let's talk real mess.
	It's so funny.
	51-year-old actor Paul Rudd did a hello, fellow kids type parody.
	I love it.
	Both of these stories from New York Times build themselves a straight reporting.
	Okay.
	With infections now rapidly spreading in Florida while they retreat in New York, the two states have come to reflect the rapidly shifting course of the coronavirus epidemic.
	Florida smirked at New York's virus crisis.
	Now it's on.
	Oh, sorry, now it has its own.
	Now it's on would have been better.
	But it doesn't have its own.
	Like, go back to the previous picture.
	That's not an opinion.
	You're wrong.
	Florida smirked and Florida was correct to smirk because New York's is twice as bad and New York has 10 times the restrictions.
	So the smirk was accurate.
	No, now you have your own.
	Yeah.
	That's like saying someone laughed at someone for having a bunch of problems and they have their own problems.
	Well, how many problems are we talking here?
	You can laugh if you have one problem.
	The other person has 100.
	It's rude, but you can.
	Andrew Cuomo is the control freak we need right now.
	In ordinary times, Mr. Cuomo's relentlessness and bullying drive New Yorkers crazy.
	In the age of the coronavirus, they soothe our battered nerves.
	It's like they're copywriters.
	You know what I mean?
	Okay, that's enough of that.
	They're counting cancer patients as COVID patients.
	I've seen a million of these.
	5-0.
	Where?
	Outside?
	5-0?
	They're called the 12 now, Ryan.
	Ah.
	My father-in-law died of cancer yesterday.
	To our shock, they blatantly told us they have to put COVID-19 as the cause, only because he tested positive 10 days prior to death.
	My husband tried to fight that as he had no symptoms.
	No chance, Nurse said.
	It's government regulations.
	I mean, that's just a little story, and it's anecdotal, but it's also indicative of a pattern.
	And I've seen this a million times.
	Guy has a piano fall on his head.
	He has COVID.
	It's a COVID death.
	George Floyd is the only time I've seen someone with COVID not be called a COVID death.
	This is a fucking amazing article I could have done the whole show on.
	5-1.
	It's worth a read.
	It'll be in my show notes on GavinMcKinnis.win.
	The cruise ship suicides began after the last passengers left.
	These poor bastards are stuck on a cruise ship because they don't really make any money.
	And because of maritime law, they can be abused.
	So the only people willing to take that abuse are usually from third world countries.
	They're from all over the world.
	And they want to travel and stuff like that.
	So the guy in the glasses is Hungarian.
	But then the other ones are just from shitholes where they wanted to make some money.
	And they live on tips.
	When we went on a Disney cruise, 90% of what the people made was our final tip.
	And they had all these tip guides.
	I'm like, I got to fucking tip 300 bucks.
	Why am I paying your employees?
	So they're stuck in these little cabins.
	They're as small as a jail cell.
	And when I read that, I was like, why aren't they in the most luxurious suites?
	The ship's empty.
	And so they're in this stasis where they're allowed out for an hour a day.
	They're in jail.
	What the hell?
	And a lot of criminals can handle jail, but these people can't.
	So there's been four or five suicides on these ships because they're still roaming the seas right now.
	And it just shows a lack of leadership.
	We need someone with balls going, look, here's what we're going to do.
	We're going to drop them all off in New York.
	They can fly back.
	We'll pay for the flights.
	Let's do it now.
	And they go, but that country's restrictions have changed.
	It's fine.
	Then we'll put them up at a fucking hotel In New York.
	At least they'll be near LaGuardia.
	Yeah, you need someone with balls who's willing to get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Don't worry, the show's not over.
	5-2.
	This guy's got balls.
	Russian airline official fired for penis-shaped flight detour.
	Imagine hearing those instructions.
	Okay, we're going to have you turn right and do a 306 C turn.
	What?
	There's no openings on the runway?
	Just trust me, you got to go.
	Okay, now I've done the loop-de-loop.
	Okay, now do another one, but in the other direction.
	What?
	I'm doing two giant circles?
	Yep.
	Okay, now I'm going to need you to...
	How does it work now?
	You do an infinity sign, and at the end of the infinity, instead of finishing up the fit.
	Now I want you to go about a mile past Shlavi Vodstok.
	What?
	Now do a slow turn and then come back.
	Kochetskpa.
	Yes.
	And then Krona Kholski.
	You go straight.
	It feels like I just did two balls in kind of a dick shape.
	Wait a minute.
	Is this because of that soccer?
	There was some soccer player that got caught with his pants down.
	Is this because of Vlavatskat?
	Yeah, pretty funny, right?
	Yeah, that was hilarious.
	But you're fired.
	Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
	You need to refuel.
	Or this dude, here's another rocker that could have saved those suicide victims on the boat.
	Oh, shit.
	Well, it says look like Tommy Robinson.
	Yeah, it does.
	Oh, well, I fell asleep.
	Imagine when she first saw that.
	That's like, I could be on a desert island with that guy already.
	I know he's awesome.
	That is so fucking cool.
	And then finally, in the COVID thing, we have the news editor HuffPo unaware that 2.1 is plural.
	It's not true that millions of Americans have been vaccinated, which Pence surely knows.
	Only 2.1 million people have been vaccinated so far.
	Wow.
	Yeah, that was awesome.
	All right.
	We don't have time for the mailbag.
	Oh, okay.
	We'll do one.
	Do one mailbag.
	Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a debt.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	We've only got one here.
	Better be good.
	Better be good.
	Better be good.
	Boring, boring.
	Better be good.
	Better be good.
	Hello, Gavin, Garvin McMuffin, and Jap Fapp.
	I think you should get David Cole, aka Stein on at censor.tv.
	He's being wasted at Tachymag, and he's hysterical.
	Also, Car Guys is hysterical.
	That's all I got.
	I'm going to pay for my subscription, so read my fucking letter.
	I don't want to fuck you with my heels on because I'm not a fag like Ryan.
	Jesus.
	David Cole's an interesting guy.
	He was a Jew who questioned the Holocaust.
	He questioned the numbers.
	He questioned the gassing, I believe.
	No, that's not him.
	Go down.
	It's that guy with the red shirt.
	Yeah.
	So his life was over.
	He didn't know what to do.
	So he killed himself.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, this guy.
	And this is how you kill yourself if you don't want to die.
	You leave a suicide note.
	You shave your head, whatever you do.
	You walk out onto the beach.
	And then you swim as far as you can go.
	Then you swim down.
	Then you get met with a van.
	And then you get met with a van.
	And then you start a new life with a new name.
	I guess, I don't know how you get away with your SIN number.
	That's awesome.
	But the police look for you for a while, and they can't find you, and then you're done.
	So he moved to LA.
	I don't know how he got there.
	He must have had to buy a plane ticket at some point.
	And he started a new life.
	And then I think he started blabbing and he got caught.
	All right.
	Let's jump to the final video.
	I might get him.
	I don't know.
	I'm not big on Holocaust deniers.
	Who did that?
	That's amazing.
	What?
	Our fans?
	No, I don't like the word fans.
	The graphics?
	Our viewers, our subscribers, are fucking talented.
	Oh, the song.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Okay, this is going to be harsh.
	I'm giving you a warning.
	Not safe for work.
	This is a guy on New Year's Eve playing with fireworks, and he held them in his hand like this as he lit them and didn't have time to throw it.
	I don't think I'm ready for that.
	You're probably not.
	This is really, really harsh.
	Maybe jump ahead.
	The whole thing is like 30 seconds.
	It fucking sucks.
	It's a horror movie.
	I got to open it up in a different browser.
	Because Brave is trying to protect me.
	Well, you can change your Brave settings.
	It has its problem playing videos from this site for some reason.
	I had to do this last time.
	I had to go into my Brave settings pretty deep.
	Oh, it's in order to do that?
	Yeah.
	Alright.
	Here we go.
	Stop being a pussy.
	That one!
	It's nice to meet you.
	It ain't no one.
	You gotta lie.
	Oh, shit.
	Get under your hats.
	God.
	What is this?
	Is this real, you think?
	Oh, wow.
	I've seen this before, actually.
	Oh, yeah?
	Yeah.
	It's a sausage.
	Oh, my God.
	It's gone.
	Is it actually?
	Nothing.
	He might have one finger.
	Maybe.
	I doubt it.
	Okay.
	That sucked.
	Yeah, that was harsh.
	Okay, so I got some palate cleansers because I don't want to leave you like that.
	This guy was saying, fuck you, 2020, New Year's Eve.
	And 2020 had something to say back to him.
	Hey.
	My words my last July forth was one for the books.
	I let the women handle it and it was pathetic.
	Don't worry.
	Next July is going to be fucking mental.
	Whoa.
	And now it's like the blob.
	It starts coming towards him.
	I think it follows him into the store.
	Don't fuck with 2020, man.
	That's the devil's.
	He owns that year.
	Holy shit.
	Anyway, folks, we're back.
	We're going to have a fun week.
	Tomorrow we're live and we'll be taking your calls.
	We'll try to catch up on more mail.
	And I hope we all learned a lesson from this backlog of news.
	And that is get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Oh no.
	Oh no.
	Oh no, no, no, no, no.
	Walking in the sand.
	Walking hand in hand.
	And I'd be so excited.

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