S03E53 - DRAGON LADY [2020-12-17 - S03E53 - DRAGON LADY]
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That's the Ramones.
Merry Christmas.
I don't wanna fight tonight.
Merry Christmas.
I don't wanna fight.
I figured out the Ramones long ago.
They did not invent punk.
They didn't even mean to make punk.
They were trying to do rockabilly, rock and roll.
That's what was big in the late 70s.
Everyone in New York was trying to be a rockabilly.
Twisted Sister had to leave and go to England because they didn't like this 50s shit.
They wanted to be glam.
So they went over to there and over to London and they had...
Their road crew was in the exploited.
The band, the exploited.
But yeah, stop giving them so much credit.
Listen to their music.
It's retard 50s music.
They were trying to be like happy days and American graffiti.
Stray cats were big.
Everyone was into the 50s in the 70s.
I don't know why.
Maybe they were longing for a time before divorce.
I don't have the morning paper today because I couldn't find it.
It disappeared into the snow on my front lawn.
Today's book is probably the most controversial book we've ever had on the show.
But shouldn't you read controversial books?
Like, how much of a pussy do you have to be to be scared of ideas?
I wouldn't read a book about why kids are hot and why Nambla is cool and why we should embrace an eight-year-old sexuality because I would be barfing the whole time.
So outside of that, and I think that's pretty normal, go read Mein Kampf.
Go read Shay's speeches.
Go read, you know, Fidel's speeches.
We should know, go read Mao's speeches.
But this is Jared Taylor, one of the most controversial figures in America today.
He calls himself a race realist.
The left calls him a raceist.
And I first came across him because back in Vice days, I was interested in the freaks, the weirdos, the people on the far, far, far, far, far right, far, far, far, far left, black Hebrew Israelites, you know, Antifa, Nazi skins,
whatever you got.
I want to hear about it.
That's what Vice was based on, the fringes.
And I met him.
He turned out to be a pretty reasonable guy.
He doesn't believe in diversity.
Okay.
He says, if diversity is so great, why does it take so much money to push?
Like, shit, sex is great.
You don't have to push that.
Weed is great.
I used to sell weed in college.
I didn't have to advertise.
Word got out.
People came to me.
So he's saying, he's basically saying, I'm not going to freak out.
Look, I look really dark, Ryan.
Don't you think?
It's not my cup of tea, race mixing.
This is him talking, not me.
Obviously, I'm a race mixer.
But I don't care.
But it's not my cup of tea, but it shouldn't be rammed down people's throats.
And if whites want to have a white-only restaurant and blacks want to have a black-only restaurant, they should be allowed to.
I think I'm wearing a woman's sweater.
Doesn't this have kind of a cut puffiness to the sleeves?
Yeah, that's better.
So it's actually pretty reasonable.
Sorry, folks.
And I guarantee you, anyone who hates this book hasn't read it.
You can't really talk about something you haven't read.
And he talks about busing and black crime.
He told me the working title was Black Failure, White Guilt.
And I've talked to him many times.
He's seen my mixed race kids.
He's not outraged.
He's a pretty open-minded dude.
So you should know everyone's perspective.
And this book is pretty shocking when you see how different reality is from this sort of racist hellhole that America's been portrayed as, you know?
Like, we're told that the cops hunt blacks for sport.
And I think the truth right now in D.C. is black kids are hunting white people for sport.
They're running around with knives, stabbing people, and D.C. at night is like New York City at night in the 80s in the Central Park jogger days.
That was too much of indecence.
I mean, the Washington Post can't deliver unless the sun's up because it's so fucking dangerous.
And I knew it was coming because I remember when I would go there for Blaze TV and CRTV, the homeless people would have set up not just a bed and a night table like they do here in New York, but they'd have like a couch and a coffee table and be playing cards.
You're in a living room.
You'd have to leave the sidewalk and walk on the road to avoid their living room.
And then there'd be a living room across the street and they'd be yelling at each other.
The two living rooms didn't like each other.
Anyway, woke up this morning.
Woke up, Tasman.
Woke up Tasman.
Got myself gone.
That song is cool and it's fun.
It makes me think of the Sopranos, which is a lot of fun.
But it's so gay, those blues guys.
Australian blues guys.
That's something you would like.
Blueshammer.
The weird thing about this song is it kind of sucks besides the chunk that they used for the intro.
Yeah.
And it's the same song, essentially, but like every other part kind of stinks besides the part they used.
Well, they're really digital.
They're a blues band that is heavily influenced by electronic dance music.
So they're dance blues, which, I mean, hold a gun to my head.
I don't think I could think of a gayer thing than dance blues.
I mean, That's the top.
You just reach the top.
That's the modern dance of music.
So I woke up this morning.
My house was gone, covered in snow, and the driveway was, of course, destroyed.
We got to turn this on.
Very disorganized morning here.
I'm sorry, I'm so frazzled.
Is it on?
Is it green?
It should be green.
Oh, it's not on.
Hold on.
There we go.
And I thought, you know what I'm going to do?
I'm a tough guy.
I work out every day.
I'm just going to shovel this whole driveway, my huge driveway.
I'm going to do it myself.
Maybe I'll get my boys down later on.
They have a snow day at school.
By the way, it's a totally normal day out.
The roads are black.
There's no snow.
And New York City is apoplectic.
I got confused with the apocalypse.
Apocalyptic.
Apoplectic.
Freaking the fuck out.
School's shut.
Oh, no.
So kids are just roaming the streets with toboggins.
It's fucking ridiculous.
In Canada, we never had snow days.
Every day was snow.
So anyway, I start doing the driveway and I think, and I'm also going to show the kids like how to do something from beginning to end and all these great lessons I have planned.
And then about half an hour later, I just like, fuck this.
And a truckload of Mexicans showed up and said, you want to do it, and I'm like, how much?
They go, maybe, maybe 100.
And I'm like, let's do 80.
80.
Let's do 80.
And so five guys get out and start shoveling my driveway like lunatics.
My car was actually in my neighbor's driveway.
And long story.
And so I go, shit, I got to get to a bank machine.
I got to get these guys money.
And I'm sort of, I'm kind of antsy in the mornings.
And I think it's because around that time I'm usually fighting.
I decided not to go to the gym because I'm going to do this great workout, which sucked.
In half an hour, I had maybe done this desk worth because I started at the bottom where the snowplow does it.
And it's like 100 pounds each thing you're throwing.
Your back's on fire.
It fucking kills.
Anyway, I just blast out of my neighbor's driveway and get the car stuck.
So now I can't go forward, can't go backward.
The belly of the car is on the snow.
The wheels are barely touching.
Why couldn't I have just waited for them to shovel that out?
And then I could have gone to the bank machine.
I get antsy.
I can't, I'm impatient.
I just want to get it done.
I can't tell you how many things I've broken or destroyed in my house because I just got to rush.
And like plumbing.
Plumbing is a, it takes a lot of strength, but you also have to be delicate.
And I'm constantly like, ah, ah, ah, fuck.
And some shit.
And then I got two holes in the wall.
I got a fucking plaster on.
Then I got plaster on the carpet.
Fuck, put another hole in the wall.
This was last night.
Ooh.
It was fun.
It was kind of, it took me, it took us, what, two hours to drive back last night?
That's pretty bad.
But fun.
Yeah.
Gorgeous.
Gorgeous, my boy.
Gorgeous.
Yeah, speaking of Canadians, I'd like to update you once a year onto our behavior.
My friend Bobby sent me this.
This is, oh, I didn't number it.
First one.
The first one.
But Canada has a thing called the silent war, and it's sort of like here with Trump supporters, where you can't have an American flag on your lawn without getting attacked.
Oh, Cassandra.
Cassandra was on Timpool.
She was a fucking fire-breathing dragon.
I texted her.
I said, do you have third-degree burns?
Because you're on fire.
And she was talking about how you can't even have an American flag on your front lawn anymore in certain neighborhoods.
But we'll get to that.
But now don't show it and ruin the surprise.
So you can't have a Canadian flag in French neighborhoods on your front lawn.
And speaking English is audacious.
So because Montreal is bilingual and it's pretty much the only bilingual area in all of Quebec, and it's not that bilingual.
So the little enclaves like the hipster part, the Williamsburg Brooklyn of Montreal has a lot of English speakers.
But people want to sell shit.
So when you walk into a store, they say, bonjour, high.
And then you can go with whatever language you see fit.
So the Bloc Québécois, the predominant political party down there, says, no, stop doing that.
It has high in the name.
They have preserved their language so well that a car is called a chariot.
Enchar.
Like the only, that accent, that bon bé quese fête bon.
The only time you'll hear that in France is if you go up into the mountains and talk to a 90-year-old and they might have it from their great-grandfather.
It's 400 years old.
Ain't nobody got time for that.
So the Block Québécois is pushing you to stop saying bonjour high.
They want you to say bonjour haux.
Top story this half hour.
The Block Québécois is suggesting store owners, who usually greet customers with bonjour high, use bonjour haux instead.
The party says bonjour haux is more festive and less ancient.
They're such Pepsis.
They're such stupid frogs that they don't know that ho means horror.
Keep going.
Justin has prompted a lot of reaction.
A lot of reaction, Caroline, even Richard Kissing, for example, tweeting his reactions and many, many others on Twitter today, political analysts too, ranging from mocking the creativity to celebrating it along with wordplays as well.
And as you can see, this Jim and Lach Broughm got into the spirit and posted a bonjour haux sign in its front window, writing on Facebook, someone needs to be the first.
It may as well be us.
Now, you may remember just last year, the minister responsible for the French language, Simon Jean-Barrette, said he wanted to ban the popular greeting, bonjour hai.
Days later, he ruled out passing legislation to do so and said public awareness campaigns were in the works of the future.
They make these things into laws, by the way.
When I lived in Montreal, they had language police, Literal language police who would take pictures of English signs and get you fined.
Someone sent me a funny bonjour ho.
I've been saying it now to every woman I see who knows what Quebec is.
What's that picture?
I don't know if I'm into bonjour ho, but I can get behind horror revoir.
All right, celebrity gossip.
Speaking of things I figured out, Knoxville and Steve-O are in the hospital.
Do we need a celebrity gossip bumper, by the way?
Yeah, we do.
A celebrity gossip bumper, please.
And I think we need a Biden-Trump bumper because the subject is the same right now, isn't it?
Biden news is Trump news and vice versa.
Or as Larry Barnes would say, vice versa, or versa vice.
Yeah, so they jumped on a treadmill that was going full speed while wearing band equipment.
So he's got a brilliant formula.
This is my, this took me about 10 years to figure out.
And I knew Johnny Knoxville quite well.
He introduced me to Adderall and a bunch of pain pills.
He's a big pills guy.
And I think it's because he worships Johnny Cash.
That's his hero.
Always has a black Cadillac.
A lot of jackass guys drive black Cadillacs because of Johnny Cash.
And Johnny Cash was a pill head.
So he's a pill head.
And he, I think, because you see how brave they are and they take like rubber pellets to the groin and stuff.
And I realized, oh, they're on like Xanax or, you know, some super opioid oxy painkiller thing.
And that's probably why Steve-O became a drug addict because he was taking so many pain pills and then he got into nitrate and all kinds of shit.
The reason this started, is that the beginning of, is that him getting shot?
Oh, no, it's a skunk.
Oh, yeah, that's very recent.
I pitched MTV Vice TV in 2000.
And the guy that I was pitching to, we put together a really shitty sort of a reel.
And the guy we were pitching to goes, well, do you think you could do something like this?
This is the kind of stuff we're getting.
And he showed me the original Jackass VHS pitch, which had just been sent there.
And it was Johnny Knoxville getting shot in the chest with a gun.
He was testing out a bulletpoo fest.
And I was like, nope, that's much better than what I'm pitching.
You should go with that show.
But the reason Johnny Knoxville had sent that is because he just had a kid, Madison, I think her name is.
And so when you have a kid, you start hustling.
So he comes up with this concept that all started with the bulletproof vest thing.
And then he starts spreading it out.
But then he gets into pain pills and he realizes we can ramp this up with the pain pills.
This is a theory of mine, by the way.
I don't have evidence of this, but I feel very good about it.
And yeah, those are all pain pills.
Someone took a cricket ball to the knee or the ass.
Oh, shit.
You're talking like a washwoman.
No wonder you guys aren't picking.
Oh, my God.
I've never seen this one.
What do you get for nothing?
Oh, it sounded so bad.
Oh, that's the perfect Charlie horse area.
All big brothers know that area perfectly, right, guys?
The old Charlie horse you do to your little brother, Bonk.
Yeah, so I think what he does is he just comes up with an idea.
Like, let's get on a treadmill full speed.
Goes over with some like experts, right?
And they calculate the risk, and then they go for it.
Sometimes they overdo it.
I think he almost had to have his penis cut off or his bag removed.
I think it's one testicle, yeah.
Yeah.
And then they go and make tons of money.
And these movies cost like $5 million and make $500 million.
It's fucking genius.
Speaking of severe medical disasters, I know this is low-hanging fruit, but have you checked in on Jocelyn Wildenstein recently?
I didn't think this was possible, but she looks even more freakish than before.
Her face is dividing into two.
The top is leaving the bottom.
That's actually a good picture of her.
Oh, look, we're having a separation.
You know, plastic surgery changes over time, and you have to keep redoing it.
And now, remember Martin Short said, the thing about plastic surgery is you never go, there's a 20-year-old.
You always say, there was a woman who was in a horrible burn, and they managed to save her, and she can lead a normal life now.
That's when it started.
Wow.
Yeah, that face transplant guy looks, they're about on the same level.
They're about the same.
That's not an exaggeration.
Yeah.
She looks like Ron Perlman in Beauty and the Beast.
Can you pull that up?
17?
Yep.
They're the same.
It's the same person.
Oh, my God.
Okay, so wait, that's her.
Oh, oh.
Now look at Ron.
See if you can put them up side by side.
Does someone make out with that?
Like, that guy that she's with, he's about 30 years her junior.
Do they neck?
Oh, God.
I love you.
Do they do that thing that Ryan likes, the face touching?
You just put your hand on.
Oh, God.
I love you so much.
I love looking into your weird fucking monster eyes.
Yeah, that's the same person.
Exact same lips.
Wow.
What is she doing?
Same hair and everything.
She is the Tiger King.
I saw her.
What's number 18?
I think it's just another picture of him as a beast.
Yeah, same picture.
I saw this video.
This is like I'm deep into garbage YouTube things that have 62 views, but when she was very young, like 19, she was the most beautiful woman on earth.
When do you see this first pic?
Women in time.
Stop.
I mean, I think that's a 10.
It's just weird enough to have, you know, that little zing.
Like her bottom lip sort of Sticks out like it's a tongue.
So that's weird.
And then her eyes, everything else is perfect, right?
So perfect is boring.
Like that big homo said, Oscar Wilde, pretty is pretty, but only ugly can be beautiful.
So you need something weird in there to really get you over the nine hump.
And she's a 10.
Go back.
So that's a 10.
And then she becomes black.
Okay, so now she's getting a little weird.
Her forehead's increasing.
Her lips are getting a little too intense.
I don't know where you're going, Jocelyn, but slow it down.
And then she's mulatto one day.
Oh.
She's like Nicole Simpson or something.
We can still work with that.
It looks like a totally different person.
Now she's like a black Marilyn Monroe.
Great.
You're down to like an 8.2 now, but 8.2 is fantastic.
Things are going great here.
Okay, older woman, kind of MILF-y.
Like when people say, your grandmother looks like your mother, she's so hot.
So now she's a Gilf, a very sexy older lady, still in the MILF category.
We're still working.
We've still got a lot to deal with.
I mean, we're having a great time.
And then this is what's fucked up.
She does the plastic surgery once, and it is an improvement.
I don't like that kind of look, but I bet if we asked 100 people on the street, they'd like this better than the weird Black Maryland Monroe.
She de-blackified her nose.
So then she probably went, this is when she got in her head, I can improve myself.
Because that previous picture was what?
Black Maryland.
Oh, no, that is like a seven, right?
The grandma one.
The Gilf is a seven.
And then you go to this, and that's like an eight.
Not to me, really, but to everyone.
So she goes, I can buy a point by going to the doctor.
And this is when I think she started going into facial debt.
And now she's not even bankrupt.
Okay, so now she's now.
That's not even a human.
That's like a two, I guess, right?
Like, who would you rather make out with Tamara Burke or her?
That's tough, but her because it has a nice body.
She's a little fake, and it's like, it's not really kissing a person.
She's in the Tamara Burke zone, basically.
And so now we'll say she's bankrupt.
She's facially bankrupt at zero.
All right?
Keep going.
The ramen hair does not help.
Curly hair was cool in the 80s.
Okay.
What's next to her?
Is he happy?
I think that's her husband.
He was an art dealer.
That's why she's so rich.
Now we're like negative 100 as far as facial debt goes.
Keep going.
What are you?
Oh, negative 150.
She's like, are you even talking to anybody on the phone?
Are you just trying to avoid me?
Can she even see?
She can't taste.
That's a total stranger.
She thinks that's the husband, but she went ahead.
Yeah.
Keep going.
He's calling the police.
This weird mulatto cat keeps following me.
It's going animal control.
Someone put a dress on a mountain lion.
Can you get over here now?
Animal abuse.
They're making it walk on its hind legs.
They shaved it.
What a weird video this is.
It has like 200 views.
Yeah.
Woman and time.
Woman and time.
This is probably done by some weird German.
Oh, wait, so this doesn't look so terrible, but it's the photographer or whatever.
We can't really see her.
Yeah, that's...
That's not as bad as the other ones.
Enhance.
We're kind of getting better, actually.
Temporarily.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Does she want to be black, too?
Is she like a white woman who wants to be black?
But she de-blackified her nose.
Hey, remember that first one where I said the plastic surgery kind of worked?
It's like her nose grew back to its original size.
Unless this isn't exactly the most reliable source.
Who knows what the fuck we're watching?
Keep going.
Because maybe they...
Look, look.
You can see the separation line beginning there.
Oh, boy.
This thing, the Joker thing.
This is when her face started to have a civil war and the South seceded.
But Abe Lincoln in the next shot managed to keep it together.
So we lost 650,000 men, but we got the country back.
But then keep going.
You might want to do some skipping.
This thing is long.
Hi, I'm gorgeous.
I'm a plastic man.
Hi, I'm a man wearing woman's eyes.
Okay, jump ahead.
Look at that weird shit.
Jump more.
Get jumpy.
So now she's like approaching a billion dollars in facial debt.
Like, it's sort of like the American debt with our 14 trillion, or we're probably up to 19 trillion by now.
It's just not something we can ever pay off.
Hi, friend.
Oh, man.
Hi, peer.
Whoa.
Whoa.
She's 80 years old now, by the way.
Oh.
Oh, Lord.
I wonder plastic surgeons must talk about her all the time.
Like, that's a precedent setting thing.
Yeah.
Like, never go full her.
Yeah.
Well, it's probably an adjective.
Like, she's been completely, no, a noun.
She's been completely Wildensteined.
And I bet they say it in, oh, Lord, look at that thing.
Look at that thing.
I bet they say it in consultations.
They go like, man, well, obviously you don't want to get to the Waldenstein level where you can't pay off your debt.
Well, how does that end?
Is that the last one?
Oh, no.
Oh, my.
See, then he starts doing it.
You know, they just came out with a really cringy of witches, and they have the same thing, like that mouth thing.
Why do men want bigger, fuller lips?
That's not a thing.
No woman says he walks in there gorgeous.
He got these big, beast-stung lips.
Ew.
Oh, this is a complete...
We're in Civil War territory now.
Anyway, sorry.
Stupid.
Eggs.
All right, let's get to the news.
This looks like a fun book I'm going to check out.
Do we have an Antifa thing?
Okay, do the Antifa thing.
Now we're getting down to the brass tacks here, folks.
No more bullshit celebrity gossip.
You fucking white man!
You've never experienced a white man in your entire money!
Neither of my money!
You did!
Look at these fucking horrible, weak losers!
Fuck your dad!
That's good because it covers Antifa and BLM.
Antifa was started, I mean, BLM was started by two black lesbians who were abandoned by their fathers.
And Antifa is all spoiled brats who resent the fact that their father is disappointed in them for never doing anything with their lives and spending $250,000 on an NYU degree.
Yeah, Gabriel Nadales wrote this book called Behind the Black Mask.
I wonder if he confronts daddy issues in the book.
He was just on Prague or U. Pretty low-T kind of a dude, isn't he?
What's going on?
Can't you press play?
And I'm a former Antifa activist.
And the reason a lot of people join Antifa is because they think they're going to be fighting against fascism.
But Antifa does not fight fascists.
In fact, they are the fascists.
They're willing to enforce their mentality by using violence and intimidation against innocent people.
And they need to be stopped.
Hi, I'm Gabriel Nadales, and I'm a former Antifa.
Let's see the book.
What's next?
This is a boring intro.
Behind the Black Mask.
I have a feeling, like, I got that book, Heather McDonald's, The War on Cops, and I'm just reading it going, yeah, I know.
I know.
Yeah, I remember that case.
Yeah, I know.
I know.
So, is that what this book's going to be about?
Yeah, it sounds like it from that intro.
It sounds like it's good that the world will know about it, what we already know.
Yeah.
I'm going to buy it anyway.
I'll tell you if there's any goss.
All right.
This is what I've been waiting to talk about all day.
I like to start light, just like the New York Post.
Start light, start silly with some celebrity gas.
Get everyone in the mood, get you acclimated, you can go fancy, you can go make yourself a cuppa.
And then we get down to the brass tacks.
This is now the meat, the entree.
Ready?
Hit it.
Start fights, finish them.
Crowd boys, stand back and stand by.
What does the beginning say?
We don't start fights, we finish them.
I didn't hear any weeds.
Start fights, finish them.
He just says start fights, finish them.
Start fights, finish them.
It's like, you don't start fights.
Start fights, finish them.
Start.
My unstart fights.
Finish them.
Hey, guy, who made that?
Can you get better audio or something?
Or just here, use this.
Proud boys don't start fights.
They finish them.
You can use that audio clip.
Cassandra was on Tim Poole, and it was everything.
Everything.
It just summarizes the problem with people like Tim Poole.
They are these ethical pontificators that are not IRL.
And I think the biggest problem is Tim doesn't have kids.
So he doesn't get the big picture perspective.
It's all about this sort of minutia.
Like he said on October 12th, Prowboy started the fight.
Yeah, technically they did charge Antifa after Antifa threw a bottle, glass bottle of piss at them.
But this is after years, but specifically seven days, of terror from Antifa, threats, attacking journalists.
And in the context of the whole evening, mutual combat was a smart solution to that.
Antifa had been begging for it all fucking night, all week.
And so they got it.
End of story.
But I can understand if you're a stupid juror or some judge like Judge Mark Dwyer who said, this reminds me of the political fighting we saw in the early 30s or in the 30s in Germany, implying that I'm Hitler and this is the Nazis.
So he better lock up Max and John or we'll have World War III.
Meanwhile, Antifa had already declared World War III and it's been going on ever since.
So you got rid of the only people that were standing up to these domestic terrorists in the name of Hitler.
So that pisses me off.
And the idea, like the Black Lives Matter sign being taken down and burned, yes, it is bad optics.
But I understand why they did it.
The BLM and Antifa have been terrorizing the country forever.
Oh, and I forgot to send you this.
Did you see that they are going balls out crazy trying to catch the guy who took the sign down?
The FBI are on the case.
Here, I'll email it to you right now.
And how many fucking American flags have been burned down?
How many churches?
How many buildings?
How many 32 people have died?
And your concern is a sign.
After all of this fucking terror, they totally ignore the terror.
Actually, that's my next point.
Jump to 2-7.
It's just this myopic blindness when it comes to the left and their destruction and terror and a microscope on us.
And Tim Poole can sit back there and say, like he's some sort of alien judge who just landed on Earth and go, well, it's wrong.
And Louis Gomez did this too on my show.
He's like, it's wrong to Zeke Heil and it's wrong to, you know, riot and smash people's windows.
It's like, yeah, but there's 8 million windows being smashed and there's one asshole who Zeke Heiled.
So don't say both sides are doing bad stuff.
And it's wrong to burn a sign.
Fuck the fucking sign.
So, what does she say, Caitlin Bennett?
Is that her name?
Yeah.
If you're a Democrat, you can get away with anything you want.
You can sleep with a Chinese spy.
And Eric, what's surname Swalwell, Whitey, hasn't gotten any blowback for that.
That story's gone.
He got blown by a Chinese spy.
He was compromised.
That man was running for president, if you recall.
Story's gone.
Masturbate in front of coworkers, Jeffrey Toobin, big story on him in the New York Times, how sad it is that we've lost him.
Cheat an election.
We're watching Biden walk into the White House shortly.
Get millions from Ukraine, which Hunter Biden, we're told he's being investigated.
Him and his dad were involved in that.
I haven't seen shit happen yet.
And we have had Barr kill the story, kill the case when he was in the FBI when it first came around.
Thank God the dude at the computer store made a copy of the hard drive because Barr and the FBI ignored that story.
They're really worried about the sign, though.
But yeah, they ignored that story.
They're using all their resources now to catch the guy who burnt a sign.
Meanwhile, they ignored Hunter Biden and Joe Biden doing multi-million dollar scams in Ukraine and burned cities all without consequence.
If you're a conservative, you can't even smile at a Native American.
And that's so true.
His crime was that smirk where he's like...
Meanwhile, it wasn't a smirk like, what's up, bitch?
We got your land.
His smirk was, hey, it's the kind of smirk us white people do when we see each other on the street like, hey, I can't do it perfectly because my fucking jaw is destroyed.
But it's the, hey, how you doing?
No trouble here.
How dare he not be ashamed of himself?
That was their take on that thing, that he didn't look apologetic enough.
That's the real crime of the Proud Boys and the right these days, is the lack of shame.
You need to be constantly apologizing.
No, I refuse to apologize for creating the modern world.
You're welcome.
So, yeah, check out the email I just sent you.
Unbelievable.
And I checked out the retweets on it, and it seems pretty good.
Most people are going, what?
Where were you when they were burning down entire cities?
FBI, Washington Field, and D.C. police are seeking suspects in a destruction of property offense that occurred on blah, blah, blah.
I also saw them calling it a hate crime where we have to track down these evil sinners for the horrible thing they did.
And yes, some idiots see it as them saying black lives don't matter.
They're not saying that.
They're saying, fuck these Marxist domestic terrorists.
Look at their first retweet.
That's Billy Bob Johnson.
That's Billy's cousin, Jim Bob Johnson.
Suck a dick.
Go after the people who burned the American flag.
Anyway, who's this Kevin McCarthy?
Oh, yeah, this is...
Oh, sorry.
That's the guy saying, why weren't you investigating the Chinese spy?
All right, now, finally, the moment we've all been waiting for, Cassandra.
Maybe we should call this episode Fire Lady.
Fire Lady, Fire Dragon, Dragon Lady, Mama Bear.
Yeah, Jocelyn's face that we looked at looks like she's a victim of the fire that comes from Cassandra.
Oh, that was a lot of...
That joke seemed like you were lifting weights.
It was a long one.
It did not just flow.
It was like, Jocelyn Willenstein's face, the burn looks like Cassandra, she was so on fire on this episode that it was like Jocelyn was near her.
Ah, and she got all burned.
Cassandra was on fire so much.
It's true.
I like to touch my face.
Girls touch my face.
I like my face getting touched.
All right, I guess.
If you want the Proud Boys to go, you know, beat the crap out of you.
Wait, go back.
Am I to argue?
I don't.
The cops never came and defended me.
Go back more.
Yep.
For the stupid freaking poster when.
Oh, go back.
That's why I was frustrated because you had gone too far forward.
This is all gold.
We can't even put up Trump signs in DC.
Back more?
Those aren't Republican beliefs.
No, six minutes back.
Republican beliefs.
So if you're getting the same thing from Democrats and Republicans, then all that's really happening is they're like, vote Republican to kick the can down the road for another year, or vote Democrat to make the can come right to our front door, or vote for something better than kicking a can.
In my opinion, it's because people keep voting for the lesser of two evils why we can't have nice things.
But I don't even...
I see what you're saying.
But like the Democrats are fighting for things and demanding things and screaming and pounding on walls and throwing bricks.
The conservatives are going, whoa, I don't know about all that.
I'm just going to go home and do not hold it.
No, there were a lot of people out in D.C. on Saturday.
Those are Trump supporters.
The Trump supporters are saying rabble, rabble, rabble.
And we saw the Proud Boys acting a whole lot like Antifa.
And I criticized it.
You support it.
Well, I'll tell you this.
Yeah, I do.
So we saw in D.C. How are they acting like Antifa, Tim?
Were you there?
Have you seen the shit that Antifa does?
The way they attack a woman.
Remember the previous DC trip where they're beating the shit out of old people, attacking when we had a whole montage, sucker punching people.
We had the guy on the show who got knocked out.
They were attacking that black woman with her kids.
How many times have you seen Proud Boys attacking a black woman with her kids?
Where people are falling and hitting kids, knocking kids in.
Remember that little wood bridge that kid got knocked into as the bigger guy was running from Antifa?
He accidentally tripped over that kid?
How many kids do we attack, Tim?
Is that a whole lot like Antifa?
Proud boys me off.
And Cassandra has children.
This is the childless pontificator versus the mama bear.
Cassandra has children.
She understands that one group is there to sabotage the family and doesn't care about children.
The other is there to preserve the family and cares about nothing more.
Wait.
Couldn't care more about children.
Cares.
Just puts them at the top of the list, okay?
Came out, and we're tearing down Black Lives Matter banners and burning them.
Cassandra's cheering for it.
Heck, I don't think stealing people's property and burning it.
I don't agree with it.
You know, I am fine on that.
See, that's it, Adam.
Perfect, right there.
Freeze that in time.
Put that in amber.
That's a weird, very distracting piece of art to have behind you.
I know that artist.
He's great.
And I think I remember that particular cartoon, but that's too busy, dude.
Like, Joe Rogan's mug shots were great because you have a thing in your brain for mug shots and you can turn it off.
But that elaborate color painting, no, don't do it.
Anyway, sorry.
This, like, they burned a flag.
It's someone's property.
I don't, yeah, technically that's true.
That minutiae is true.
But there's a bigger picture going on here, my friend.
And Cassandra understands that because they've attacked her kid.
And Prowboys have protected her.
And Tifa's attacked her kid.
You know, they set up fireworks, like 4th of July fireworks, and shot them at her house.
She had to move from the middle of the night.
Her daughter has PTSD from it.
That's not like this sign and that sign, tit for tat.
That's one side being sadistic lunatics who endanger children and the other side trying to stop them.
For almost a year, they came.
I mean, I have personal beef because I had to move.
But did that church who paid for a banner, should they be their banner destroyed?
No, it's a banner.
Their insurance will cover it.
That's what they've been telling us for a year.
See, the problem I had with that was, did that church do that?
If Antifa wants to act a fool and the proud boys say, we'll play, we'll play with you, if Antifa says, we want the arena of violence.
You've burned an actual church.
Absolutely.
Everybody defended it.
Well, I mean, you know, the liberal.
The media makes excuse for it.
Listen.
And now they're crying over a banner.
They want me to shed tears over a banner when they were justifying the church that was a mile and a half from my house catching on fire.
Uh-uh.
You can complain about the media and you can complain about Antifa, but I'm not going to support anyone victimizing the innocent and then uninvolved.
I don't mind it.
It was a banner.
It was a political banner.
I don't care.
I honest to God, I am glad that they're out there and I'm glad that they're.
That church is an antifa.
That church is an antifa.
It doesn't matter.
Why not?
I don't support it.
I supported a terrorist group called Black Lives Matter, Marxist revolutionaries who are destroying our country and getting people killed.
So the church drew first blood by making a political statement and offending people.
The people that were offended said, no, fuck you.
Black Lives Matter doesn't mean Black Lives Matter.
It might have on the first day and to some.
Black Lives Matter actually today means Black Lives Don't Matter.
It means fuck America.
It means destroy the patriarchy.
It explicitly said dismantle the nuclear family.
It's an anti-family organization.
And when you put a banner up that says fuck the family, then people who think the family rocks are going to take it down.
If you have a sign on your house that says fuck the Mets, a Mets fan might just take it down.
I don't support any group stealing other people's stuff and burning it and destroying it.
It's wrong, Tim.
Littering is also wrong.
Jaywalking is also wrong.
What's the context?
Is it okay to jaywalk if I'm being chased by a mob?
Antifa says we want the arena of violence and the Proud Boys say much obliged.
Well, then why am I going to shed a tear for Antifa?
So when the video comes out of these two Antifa getting stomped out and chased down the street and all of a sudden in the top post I read, they're like, the proud boys, they're attacking innocent protesters.
I'm like, they've been begging for this.
They're the ones who put out message after message saying violence is the only answer.
We must punch Proud Boys.
And the Proud Boys are like, much obliged.
They want to play.
But if the Proud Boys want to tear down a church's banner that has nothing to do with this, that wasn't riding or protesting, that's stealing property, destroying someone else's stuff, I don't agree with it.
It has everything to do with this.
Antifa and BLM, the Venn diagram is fucking big.
In fact, it's probably the, what they have in common is probably more, is probably bigger than what they don't have in common.
The center of the Venn diagram between Antifa and BLM is almost a circle.
Looks like a solar eclipse.
So the church dipped their hat in the ring.
By the way, for the record, I wouldn't have done it.
The optics are not great.
I understand how they did it.
It's not my cup of tea.
So I'm not saying go burn down churches, rip off churches' banners and burn them.
But I'm also not shedding any tears because I'm aware of the broad context that's going on.
Because I have children.
I have family.
My children are attacked.
My wife is attacked.
I understand the siege that's going on here.
And this dork, the other guy in the room, is about to use the Mark Dwyer line.
Well, we'll let that happen.
I honestly, I'll pretend that I care if you go on, but I don't.
No, we can disagree.
I think that, you know, we can't even put up Trump signs in D.C. Like when I was living in D.C., if I had put up a Trump sign or even an American flag, my house would have got vandalized.
Like there's a 0% chance that it would not have been.
And so I just have a really hard time pretending that I give any kind of craps about a sign.
I honestly don't.
We can't put up signs.
I can put them up now because I'm in West Virginia.
But if you live in a city or even close to a city, you can't put up a Trump sign.
You can't put up an American flag.
If I had Trump stickers on my car when I come to New York City, I'm not in a parking garage, although maybe even in a parking garage, I'm getting a cinder block through the back window.
Do you think the NYFBI and the NYPD are going to put out tweets trying to find the guy who committed the hate crime of vandalizing my Trump car?
Would you like to make a bet?
And that hypocrisy is the big picture here.
Tim is ignoring the hypocrisy and just going, well, don't burn my sign.
I won't burn your sign.
Burning signs is wrong.
That's the property.
That's ignoring the context of the fucking civil war we're in.
You know, they comb Through our lives with a fine-tooth comb, trying to find our transgressions.
And when they spot one, like a racist thing I said in 2002, it's on my IMDB.
It's broadcast to the world.
Conversely, as they get people killed, destroy cities, destroy the country, poison our children's brains with filth, sexualize our kids, and talk about, remember that video we had where, is your child polyamorous or bisexual?
My child's not sexual.
Get the fuck away from him.
And they can get away with that.
This is what pisses me off, and this is why we shouldn't be crying over a fucking sign.
But keep going.
Dragon lady.
Lag.
So why should they be able to put them up?
I think that, you know, what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
So many people told me that I shouldn't be allowed to put up Trump signs because it makes people uncomfortable.
Well, Black Lives Matter signs make me uncomfortable.
Take them down.
Don't care.
Well, the Proud Boys are not traditional Republicans or conservatives, and they have political will, and they're stepping up and they're saying, okay, Antifa, we'll play the game that you've asked us to play.
So, look, when Antifa steals the flag from somebody and burns it, I say you're stealing someone's private property.
You want to burn your own flag?
That's the First Amendment Rights.
Go do it.
I don't like anybody vandalizing someone else's property.
If the Proud Boys go out, Antifa shows up, and then the Antifa gets stomped out.
Well, they asked for it.
Far be it from me to tell Antifa that they shouldn't get what they've asked for.
This is like Dave Rubin level stuff.
Someone wants to fight, and then someone fights them.
That's fine.
Yeah, we know.
The sophisticated angle here is how much suffering and attention does that BLM sign deserve?
And Cassandra is sophisticated enough to say none.
The rest of this stuff about they want to fight, people fight them, yeah, we know, dude.
Come on.
I'm sick of people like Dave Rubin saying, burn this book.
I've got some controversial ideas.
Ooh, I love crazy theories.
What do you got?
What do you got?
I think people on the right and people on the left should be able to discuss ideas.
Whoa.
What?
What else she got?
I think if someone's being violent, they get punched.
They had it coming.
Whoa.
Well, fucker said that.
I think a lot of feminists don't have women's best interests in mind.
Some of them are really mean to housewives and, you know, traditional Christian women.
Whoa.
Dude, get it back inside the box.
You're going to freeze to death out there.
What the hell are they doing?
So the clip I had seen, there was a third guy, but I guess it was someone doing what I'm doing right now, which was commenting on this two-person discussion.
Is that it?
No, it's not in the notes.
Oh.
They post these.
So this was just a one-on-one.
Yeah.
Well, who's that one?
No, no, no, no.
There are people in the room there.
There's two other people.
Tolerate intolerance.
We must punch these people.
Okay.
Well, if you want to fight them, by all means, you're allowed to do it.
If two people agree, not every state is like this, but there are mutual combat laws where two people can go outside and say, we agree to fight.
And they fight and one person gets hurt.
The cops say, it's mutual combat.
So if that's what Antifool wants, then I'm not going to complain when the proud boys go and stomp them out because they begged for it.
Burning private property I have a problem with.
I see the Black Lives Matter flag no different than I see an ISIS flag.
And I'm not going to cry over a domestic terror organization's flag coming down.
I'm not.
And I honestly, like, I don't feel bad for them.
I just don't.
And I think it's ridiculous that the media wants everybody in the country to cry over this stupid freaking poster when, you know, four Proud Boys got stabbed.
There's all these other stories that happened.
That guy.
Critical condition.
That guy just got released.
He's not even being charged now.
They're claiming it was self-defense or whatever.
But it's like, there's so many more important things in this banner.
And the fact that...
That guy, that black guy, he went hunting Proud Boys that night.
And isn't it funny that they say the cops hunt blacks?
That's not true.
It is true that black thugs in D.C. hunt white people.
And the crime there has gone so through the roof that they can't deliver the Washington Post at night.
And the previous stabbing we heard, Noble Beard heard them say, I've been waiting for this all night.
Now, this is just my theory.
I think that those kids weren't necessarily hunting Trump supporters and maybe not even necessarily hunting white people.
I think they were hunting middle class, upper middle class, anyone who's not from their direct little world.
So it could have been like an old Chinese lady.
And he's free to go because it was self-defense.
Really?
What if I go to like a Lewis Farrakhan rally with my Trump hat on and a knife and I get surrounded and I stab four guys?
Is that my self-defense?
Why was I going to the Farrakhan rally?
What did I think was going to happen?
I'd probably be charged with a hate crime.
And that's the hypocrisy of America.
Can't even put up a Trump banner and feel comfortable because of how militarized and radicalized these people are.
I just, I'm not going to pretend to care.
I tweeted something a while ago.
I said, they say diversity and inclusivity, but there's certainly a limit to inclusivity and diversity, right?
Like they don't want to include Nazis.
That's fairly obvious.
So when they say diversity and inclusion, they don't actually mean those words.
What they actually mean is our approved groups should come together.
Because there's even groups that aren't as offensive, they would say no to.
If a very peaceful and loving, true Christian conservative came around, they'd say GTFO, like Chris Pratt, who's apparently a really, really nice guy.
And he wore a Gadsden shirt and he's a Christian, and they mock him and they insult him.
They turn his character into a fag.
I saw a dude at the gym, a dad, with his son, and he had Guardians of the Galaxy and then Starlander.
And that guy didn't know that he was advertising a bisexual, polyamorous superhero.
So you turn all these people into these LGBT social justice warriors, and they don't even know.
Not fucking good.
Hollywood friends, they do defend him.
So clearly, they're not trying to include even the good, peaceful individuals.
The one I saw, there was a third guy there who said, I don't like it.
I don't like it.
It reminds me of the Nazis and the commies fighting in 42, which was Mark Dwyer's quote in his closing statement when he threw Max and John in jail.
Yeah, that's him.
Jamie Kennedy?
He hated Kennedy.
But he's people wear his face on their shirts.
Yep.
I kind of talked about Shea Guevara.
Like, I could wear an ISIS flag on my shirt.
I don't necessarily believe in what they do.
It's just an image.
I wouldn't, I think that's insane to wear an ISIS flag or something.
No, that is over the line.
Hold on, hold on there.
I can defend free speech only so much.
So that guy with the weird beanbag in his background said it's like the Nazis and the commies fighting.
He doesn't like political fighting.
This isn't political fighting.
This is political fighting back.
Proud boys don't go to Antifa things for the millionth time.
We don't go to their things.
They come to our things.
This is not just people who disagree about abortion having riots in the streets and saying, we need to run this country.
No, we need to run this country.
No.
It's one group trying to destroy America and destroy American values.
Destroy the family.
Destroy everything.
No borders, no wall, no USA at all.
That's one side.
And they are doing it effectively to the tune of $3 billion of damage.
32 deaths.
Every major city in America has riots.
Every state has had statues taken down, historical statues removed.
And not just Confederates, not just slave owners.
Fucking people who are abolitionists have been torn down.
So someone finally says enough is enough.
Stop the rioting.
Stop killing people.
Stop burning.
Stop looting.
Stop destroying everything.
And that's political infighting?
No, Mark Dwyer.
And no, fucking Jamie Kennedy.
It's not.
But that, I think, was the biggest story of recent years.
And it was just, it's so great to see Cassandra stand up.
And why is Cassandra standing up?
Well, she's tough.
And she's always had the courage of her convictions.
Look at the way she deals with Desange and WikiLeaks and how hard she fights for him and freedom.
But I think a massive part of it is her child.
And there's two types of people in the world.
People with kids and people without kids.
I would include deadbeat dads as the people without kids and anyone who abandoned their children as people without kids.
But those of us with kids have skin in the game.
We can't pontificate and say jaywalking is bad, littering is bad.
We need there to be an America here for our children and our grandchildren.
We think in hundreds of years at a time.
This comment, by the way, apparently she said this.
Some of my thoughts lately would make Pinochet blush.
It's just the best.
Yeah, she's also able to retain a sense of humor that the left forbids.
We can't even go like this.
They can riot, destroy cities.
We go like this.
And because some bad men also once did this, then we're evil.
All right, I think it's time to get down to the next news segment.
Speaking of racial stuff, let's begin Election Gate.
You didn't have enough blue, White House, there.
Blue.
Oh, is it because you're waiting for the player to leave?
Yep.
I found a solution for that, though, but it's going to take a...
Second.
Oh, so you put it up and then you used the spacebar.
No, I got to do a different thing here.
I'll show you.
Next bumper, it will be good.
There's been an arrest.
I can't believe it happened.
She must have been way too obvious.
2-8.
Her name is Sharikia.
Bless you.
What's it say here?
Michigan State Police arrest celebrated Democratic official on six felony charges of election fraud.
It sounds like someone wasn't even trying to not get caught.
She was just like, fuck it.
Sort of like when you see those looters in a destroyed Walmart and they're not running.
They're just sort of shopping.
That's how she was committing her election fraud.
But I thought it was kind of interesting that her name is Sharikia Hawkins because a common piece of evidence that is used against you when you deny that racism is a big thing is they say, well, if I send out.
Holy shit.
I think this might have lights in it.
Lights?
Lights?
Oh my God.
We got triple, double.
What do you need?
Gonna guess two AAA?
Whoa, that's pretty sick.
Cool.
Nothing wrong with that.
Nothing at all.
Nothing.
Make sure when you do the thumbnail for this episode, you use Cassandra's face.
Okay.
Nothing wrong with that.
Dragon Lady rolls off the tongue.
Mama Bear sounds more factually accurate, but it makes you think of a fat and hairy woman.
No woman wants to be called a Mama Bear.
Right.
I'm a bear.
I protect my kids and I eat garbage.
Mama Bear, you're banned.
You are a bear and you eat in the garbage.
Those of us who read my book, Death of Cool, are familiar with that line.
Anyway, so the proof of racism is when black people send out resumes, they don't get picked up as much as the same resume with a white name.
No, Michelle Obama's, whatever her original name was, Michelle Johnson, I don't know, that resume would get picked up.
It's Shaniqua, Shariqua.
What that says is, I am not pro-assimilation.
I've got my own thing going on.
I am a sort of a voluntary segregationist.
And maybe employers have noticed that that particular type of segregationist, self-segregator, doesn't have the sort of big picture, the big company, we're all together.
Because what a weird name says is, I'm not part of you.
And by the way, it's the same with the name Sunshine or Rainbow or Hope.
Well, not Hope, but super duper hippie names.
Moonbeam.
Those also say, I'm not part of you, I don't appreciate you.
So it's not just a black thing, it's a fuck you name thing.
And can't you like not relate like if a moonshines?
Like, I've never met a moonshine before, but I met a Joe.
I can relate to a Joe.
Sure, but there's, but there's loads, there's, there's things loaded in the name.
And in this case, it turns out they would have been right.
Also in Election Gate News, Dr. Shiva's suit is still going.
This is kind of two or three days old, 2.9.
But it's a little, a wee slivet of hope in a world of doom and gloom.
So this is December 16th.
What are we today?
Oh, 17th.
Yep.
Federal judge denies Massachusetts Secretary of State Galvin's motion to dismiss my lawsuit that exposes computer algorithms for use to steal votes in my U.S. Senate election that denies one person one vote.
Strange spelling of denies.
The case is on.
Huh.
And if Dr. Shiva can prove that algorithms fucked with his election, then it can surely be proved used to prove that it was used in the...
Why can't I speak English today?
All right.
So those are the only two things we have for Election Gate.
But yeah, Dr. Shiva gets a victory.
That could be a catalyst that leads to us discrediting the machines entirely.
But let's now go to, this is Trump and Biden.
I guess we'll use the Biden news.
It's kind of long, this thing.
We can always fade.
Yeah, let's fade.
So this is fun.
Fact-checking is now political.
I love what Kumi has been talking about, how he just doesn't read the news anymore.
He says, I'm happier.
I look at Twitter and stuff, but I don't watch Falk News.
I don't watch any news.
I don't believe it.
And fact-checkers now tell you that facts are wrong.
So find someone that looks at you the way Biden looked at Clinton after Clinton signed Biden's crime bill into law, bringing mass incarcerations to black Americans.
Who doesn't know that?
Remember the predators, the super predators, as Hillary called them?
The 1994 bill was a black genocide.
Blow this up.
Let's see what the fact-checkers have to say.
Fact check.
1994 crime bill did not bring mass incarceration of black Americans.
Just didn't.
But yes, it did.
I feel like we have to sit down with the fact checkers and just say, yes, it did.
And they can say, no, it didn't.
Yes, it did.
No, it didn't.
Yes, it did.
Like the time I was at a pub near my house and some British guy comes up to me and he goes, my ma over there playing pool is Jewish and he feels unsafe with you here.
That is seen as a tough thing.
It's like, I feel unsafe.
And I go, that is the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life.
And he says, no, it wasn't.
And I go, yeah, it was.
And he said, no, it wasn't.
And I go, yeah, it was.
We went back and forth, I believe, 12 times.
Two adult males.
And I was in my 40s at the time.
And again, why would you say that?
I feel unsafe with him here.
He might come over and ziegule me to death.
I was saying to my wife, imagine we were at a bar and we found out there was a guy who was against, not that I'm against Jews, but that was his supposition.
There was a guy who was against Native Americans and white people breeding.
Like, would we feel unsafe?
No, we'd laugh our heads off.
We'd want to go talk to him.
I'd want to meet him.
I'd want to hear his case.
Like, I can't believe I mean so much to that guy.
Yeah, what a weird beast.
Also in Biden gossip, Ching Uger was bragging about how he knew that everyone would be, stop, that he knew everyone would be kissing Trump's ass.
And he didn't like Trump.
And it turns out he was right.
Trump is evil.
And the press was wrong.
And then Miss No's job goes, what?
The press hates Trump.
And he responded with, just like, who is going to clean your toilets, Mr. Trump?
In that.
He doesn't in that.
Let's see her.
When I saw the media acting like, oh, yeah, it's over.
Oh, Jank, you're just being conspiratorial.
No, Donald Trump believes in America.
No, no, he's not going to go that far.
No, I know and you don't.
And I was right and they were wrong.
So.
Which media?
Okay.
You think the media that is now...
I watch the media all day, all day.
Literally, the moment I wake up, five in the morning, five in the morning, I'm up and I'm watching the news non-stop until I'm on air for this show.
So I want to know who you're talking about because clearly I'm missing it.
All I hear 24-7 is like anti-Trump stuff, fear-mongering about Trump.
Okay, like just the opposite of what you're referring to.
So maybe I'm just not seeing what you're seeing.
That's why I'm asking you which me when I see that.
Whoa, whoa, what's happening there?
Juicy.
What's happening there?
Maybe her Armenian grandfather died and his last words were, avenge me.
And she's talking to Turks now who killed a million Armenians and he denies this.
The Turks deny the Armenian genocide.
I never quite got how those two could hang out.
It's like Ron Coleman and some fucking German nationalist Nazi being best pals.
So we'll try to find out the gossip.
Could things be falling apart over at the Young Turks?
I really, I watched it recently because Atheism is Unstoppable keeps talking about them.
And I was shocked.
I haven't watched it in a long time.
It's such fucking amateur hour garbage.
It really comes across like a high school news station.
I don't even think they know where they stand on the spectrum.
Anyway, I hadn't heard of this guy before.
Have you, Chris Chappell?
He's really good.
Sorry if this is ancient news.
All the Proud Boys seem to know him, but he went to the protest in Washington to check on the dangerous extremists.
We decide.
Okay, you can skip ahead.
You can basically go anywhere.
So he's trying to find the proud boys.
I'm in danger right now.
But that's part of being an authoritative news source.
I heroically put myself at risk for you, the American people.
As I looked around the emotionally volatile crowd, I realized that no one was wearing masks or social distancing.
I wonder what the authoritative news sources said about that.
As you look at the crowd around me, there are very few people wearing masks.
There is almost no social distancing.
This is my new thing.
I called them the Pussy Patrol.
I think a more accurate assessment for modern journalists is tattletales.
Yeah, they stink.
They've gone from storytelling to tattletaling.
Oh shit, that's almost a better title.
Okay, go ahead.
The other thing that I will say is very much on my mind.
There's a pandemic, and I'm just hoping everyone.
It's a pandemic.
I assume they were also tattletailing at all the pro-trans rallies.
Okay, are you concerned about the coronavirus?
I think the weather is really nice today.
No, no.
Are you concerned about the coronavirus?
Let's see if you can find the Proud Boys thing.
They're in a gorilla suit.
I think it was before, like it's, well, you'll see it there.
I thought that was Enrique for a second.
Yeah, lots of people.
I still do, actually.
Remember when I was on that news show and they go, we have a statement from Enrique Tario and it's some random black guy in Ohio?
And he goes, ah, that was not Enrique.
Okay.
Drop the needles.
Keep scrolling.
I remember that guy.
There's the black guy.
The black guy says, you're not black because you voted for Biden.
Then there's those guys.
And he's doing the news bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then he's standing.
Oh, wait, wait.
No, that's the...
Stop.
That's the COVID stuff we just saw.
Okay, keep scrolling, keep scrolling.
Then there's the funny hat.
I think it's coming up.
They're on the street when they meet.
No, okay.
Sorry, folks at home.
We should have been a little more organized.
No, no.
Oh, she looks sexy.
And...
Oh, there it is.
Go back at Pube.
Not the Proud Boys.
That's Batman.
Not the Proud Boys.
Not the Proud Boys.
That's a Stormtrooper on a Segway.
Okay, this is getting ridiculous.
Not the Proud Boys.
Oh, okay.
I found the Proud Boys.
I found the Proud Boys.
One second thought.
That guy.
On second thought, I don't want to be this authoritative.
Dude, I'm talking.
I like how they talk about this evil, dangerous, violent hate group and it's the guy in a monkey suit getting butt fucked, getting his ass grabbed.
Look at that.
They keep trying to inject all this fucking gravitas to the group as they butt-fuck each other.
Speaking of butt-fucking, Alfred E. Newman is the new secretary of fucking transportation, according to Biden.
And he's the czar of transportation.
This is 3-3.
And so how do I inject my SJW agenda into transportation?
I know, I'll just say it.
I'm going to make the roads less racist.
So he starts out kind of reasonable, but this is a long clip.
I ran for office was on a platform of supporting the Obama-Biden administration's rescue of the auto industry.
And when I did first take office as mayor, in a city fighting its way out of the teeth of the Great Recession, infrastructure...
I'm sick of sign language, guys.
Everyone has closed captions.
It's just fucking virtue signaling.
Unlocking new economic vibrancy in our urban core.
We built up partnerships from a regional collaboration to improve.
I wonder if the deaf people that depend on that, if they're like kind of voting for that, like they're like, I like that guy.
Hey, deaf people, get closed captions.
It's the CC button on your remote.
Rail service to the public-private partnership that put our city at the cutting edge of bicycle mobility.
I heard he was one of the worst mayors ever, and his city was a whole complete shit show.
But you got to hear this quote.
I think it's halfway through.
New forms of support for just enough resources to replenish the paving of every lane mile of street in our city only every 100 years or so.
I faced a constant battle with that natural enemy of all mayors, the pothole.
And in a community where more than a quarter of our residents lived in poverty, we worked to fill in the gaps that were created when underfunded transit resources left too many cut off from opportunity just because they didn't have the means to own a car.
At its best, transportation makes the American dream possible, getting people and goods to where they need to be, directly and indirectly creating good paying jobs.
At its worst, misguided policies and missed opportunities can reinforce when my daughter was born.
So I got my first car in like 07.
I was 37.
I had a couple motorcycles before that.
But why can't that, my first motorcycle cost me 800 bucks, and I just drove without insurance?
What is all this you can't get to work because you can't afford a car bullshit?
Keep going?
Dividing or isolating neighborhoods, undermining government's basic role to empower everyone to thrive.
So yeah, we missed the quote though.
Go back to the original link.
Yeah, he says he's going to, wait, what does it say at the bottom there?
Can reinforce racial, economic, and social justice.
Yes.
He's saying infrastructure can reinforce racial, economic, and environmental injustice.
So his roads are going to enforce racial justice.
Okay, this is not going very well.
Let's jump to racists.
I wish I had the exact quote.
These guys can make everything about race.
Rhodes, fucking education, it's all race.
Jolt Cola, caffeine.
You know, you'll find more Jolt Cola in the hood, and it's really bad for you.
There's a food desert going on.
Books, the schools don't have enough books in black neighborhoods.
Trump, well, he's just racist.
Christmas, you know, a lot of black impoverished people don't get as many presents as white people.
The Simpsons, you know, there's only one black doctor.
Blacks are not really represented well.
And also, The Simpsons has a boo, and he's a racist because it does an Indian accent.
And it's played by a white guy, so he should step down, which he did.
Sid Vicious wore a swastika t-shirt once.
The guy from Bob's Burgers made that.
Insane clown posse.
They're appropriating rap music.
Half blackface, too.
Yeah, reverse blackface.
Farting or worried about shitting your pants.
That could go back to dieting and black communities not having good resources for food.
V, the 1980s alien movie.
That movie didn't represent blacks.
They weren't well represented.
Reservoir dogs.
Also, almost all white people in that movie.
And then we got our motorcycle here, transportation.
I don't know if you guys read my.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
If you can say biker clubs and motorcycle groups eschew black members, just like hiking and camping.
It makes black people feel unwelcome.
Tesco, what's his name?
V, from The Meat Men?
I haven't heard of him being racist.
Let's talk about racism as racist, guys.
I'm just amazed that this story hasn't gone anywhere.
White nationalists are the problem.
They're domestic terrorists.
The proud boys are going to destroy America.
Let's talk about them on the news and call them racist all day.
And then we have this.
Black people burning down, stabbing people in D.C., that's irrelevant.
They're free to go.
The guys in our hospital, Proud Boys, are not free to go.
And this story, black Muslims, well, let's not discuss this at all.
Why isn't this on the front page of every paper in the world?
Kenyan Muslim planned 9-11 style attack in U.S. after training as pilot.
The man, Cholo Abdi Abdullah, was described in the indictment as an operative for the Shabaab, the Somali terrorist group considered one of al-Qaeda's largest and most active global affiliate.
Under the direction of senior Shabaab commander, who planned a deadly 2019 attack on a hotel in Nairobi, Kenya, Abdullah took such steps as trying to get pilot training and test flaws in airport security to prepare for hijacking a civil aircraft for a terrorist attack on behalf of the terror group.
And I was watching that movie Patriot Day the other day.
Is that the Boston bombing at the bottom?
Yeah, I think it is.
Look at all that fucking blood.
And I was thinking of that eight-year-old who was killed.
They had to leave his body there.
They knew he was dead instantly.
His head was probably off.
But no one knows his name.
Actually, I don't know his name.
And I thought, everyone knows fucking Heather Heyer's name.
It's etched on the inside of our minds.
But this kid, what's his name here?
Let me dig him up.
Oh, yeah.
Martin Richard, 2004 to 2013.
Martin Richard, nobody knows who he is.
He was murdered by jihadists.
And these stories don't go anywhere because they don't fit the narrative.
It's just like, does anyone listen to the news anymore?
It's mostly stupid rich women.
Karens are the only people consuming news these days and believing what they see.
If they did cover this, it would be some people were about to do some things.
Right.
35.
I watched Hillbilly Elegy, and the book is by a liberal who grew up as a redneck.
And I watched the movie, and I didn't remember his girlfriend being in the book, but apparently she's in it.
She's a major part of the film.
The thing, all I remember about the book was like the grandmother saying fuck a lot.
It seemed to be all about the grandma.
But the movie doesn't really focus on grandma that much.
We see a lot of his black and brown love interest.
And I thought, this is more PC shit.
It's boring.
And they also portray the rednecks as complete human garbage, which in the real book they kind of are.
But I just thought the left really loves to sort of indulge in the yokels of the South a little too wholeheartedly.
So I turned it off.
Then I discovered that the left doesn't like this movie because it's too right-wing.
What?
How is it right-wing?
Well, it portrays white trash as human.
And that's political.
So now the actors and Ron Howard and all these other foaming liberals are chomping at the bit, tripping over themselves, trying to say, I know it portrays whites as human, but please watch it anyway.
What?
Before the movie.
Hillbilly LG was released on Netflix on November 11th.
It was expected to be a big Oscar contender because it starred Zeek Adams and Glenn Close as directed by Ron Howard.
Yeah, but then critics actually saw the movie and only, and it only earned a 26% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
Audiences have liked it.
Now, it's been in the top 10 on Netflix since for most of the time that it's been released and has earned an 81% fresh rating from viewers.
Yeah, in an interview with NME, Amy and Glenn addressed the criticism of the film with some slamming it as political thematics.
And Ron Howard was on CBS this morning earlier this month.
What does political thematics mean?
I think it means humanizing hillbillies.
There have been some negative reviews which criticize the film's politics.
Should people who don't sort of get along with parts of its message still be able to enjoy hillbilly Elegy?
I think so.
Amy, would you like to tell me what you think about that?
Absolutely.
I think the themes of this movie are very universal, whether it be generational trauma, whether it be just examining where we come from to understand where we're going and who we are.
I think the mentality of them.
Anyway, Glenn Coast just says the same thing.
I guess I had to stop watching it because I had a problem with it because I thought they were making it about race.
And I'm just bored of that fucking subject as I discuss it right now on my show.
All right, let's do one more race subject.
I was watching our boy Farrakhan, who, outside of his anti-Semitism, I don't know, man, sometimes I kind of get him.
Like when he talks about we need to end welfare and get away from the government.
But here, he's saying that COVID is racist.
And we did it to him.
We have to survive because the death plan is in motion.
What is the death plan?
Yeah.
You say, well, black folks are the most prone to the COVID virus.
Why is that?
Because of the comorbidity conditions.
Diabetes, heart failure, obesity.
Name all the COBIDI problems.
We lead in that.
COBIDI.
Well, let me ask you.
COVID and comorbidity combined?
What's COBIDI?
So he's saying that blacks have all these heart problems.
Yeah, they have a huge obesity epidemic because they eat shitty food.
And no one took away the good food.
I'm sick of that lie.
Whole foods tried to open up in Harlem and they all went nuts because they thought they were trying to gentrify the neighborhood.
Black people like Popeyes.
They like fast food.
And that's the problem.
But it's their fault.
Fat southerners like fast food too.
Poor people in general eat shitty food and that's their fault.
It's not a racial plan.
It's not a death plan to kill you, dude.
No one has time to kill you.
We're all just trying to get through life.
We're all trying to put food on the table and make sure our kids are having a happy and social life.
Planning to wipe out black people with some big infrastructure thing with we'll put a Popeyes here and a liquor store here and a lottery store here?
No.
How did we get in this condition?
Come on.
I did it.
Did you know that there's food that they prepare for you and me in the hood?
That they kill us by zip code?
When they know your zip code, they send the worst food in for us to consume.
He's talking like we're all in a big communist camp and someone's sending in the food to the shitty black zip code.
Who's controlling your food consumption?
The free market is.
Don't eat it.
Go to the grocery store.
Buy fucking beans.
They always beans.
Beans and rice and chicken.
And they cooking.
They be cooking, too.
Yeah, you show good with the spices.
Get some collared greens and some grits.
They're not slaves to just whatever's around them.
They definitely cook.
Go buy better food.
Yes, sir.
Flint, Michigan is not an accident.
Yes, sir.
They're killing us through the water.
Well, that's...
You're a young man and can't and have erectile dysfunction.
Okay, now here's another thing, too.
Erectile dysfunction comes from too much porn.
That's your fault again.
The individual's fault.
But also this whole idea that, oh, fuck, I forgot what I was talking about for the first time ever in my entire life.
Oh, yeah, the COVID spreading.
I would drive around black neighborhoods all the time, going to and from work, going through Harlem regularly.
And where my gym is, black people did not do any social distancing.
You almost never saw them wearing masks.
In the hood in New York, it wasn't even the right.
Same with the Hispanic community.
You'd see big Mexican gatherings.
It was really only like lower middle class, basically it was just white people.
And even Jews, they were totally ignoring it.
Different groups, Amish, they weren't participating in any of this.
We're the ones sitting around with the mask going, is this all right?
Am I doing it right?
So yeah, you had more cases spreading around.
Didn't de Blasio spend like $100 million on a committee to investigate why COVID was racist?
By the way, my earlier nose picking, I had a booger on a nose hair.
That's the way it was so hard to get out.
It's teerbala.
That's tirable.
Mean it to be vulgar.
Don't worry, we're not going to watch that.
But our old folks died with the ability to make a baby.
You need pills.
You're already on death row and don't even know it.
Okay, that's enough.
Did you catch that last point?
About the old people?
Yeah.
That they need a pill?
Nope.
That's not what he said.
What did he say?
What did that mean?
You can't watch it again.
Oh, I was not listening to him.
Do you not listen to the show you're on?
No, I was, but I was thinking about how to get to the next bumper because I got to.
I'm thinking about how to hide this player, too.
No, yeah, I was not paying attention to him.
So he was saying that young men now need Viagra to get it up because they have erectile dysfunction because the white man put shit in their food to make them impotent.
If there are young black men with erectile dysfunction, which I'm very dubious of that, it's porn or drugs.
Secondly, he was saying that in his day, you'd have 78-year-olds fucking like rabbits and making babies.
He said, sorry, not to get vulgar, but when in my day, we had, my grandfather was Laying fucking rope and getting bitches pregnant.
And now you can't even get it up.
That's because the white man did that to you.
That's just sowing the seeds of hate.
He's like the SPLC.
All right, let's do COVID and then we're.
We got to get to the mailbag.
If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
Your language is stupid.
Fucking Chinese.
Chinese vibrance comes from China.
Chinese asshole.
Just keep your hands off my dog.
All I have is these pics.
We already did the Trump Was Right with the LED lights yesterday.
I forgot to do the final video in the first half hour yesterday.
But anyway, check out these herd pics from Politico.
There is no other way we need to establish herd, and it only comes about allowing the non-high-risk groups to expose themselves to the virus.
Period.
Then science advisor Paul Alexander wrote on July 4th to his boss and six other senior officials.
Look, I'm no scientist, but why are we poo-pooing this herd idea?
You get healthy people out there spreading it and developing immunity to it.
That seems like a much better philosophy than whatever we've been doing because it hasn't been working.
And we know from our caller last night who did the deep dive, the Lebanese caller, that the numbers are fake.
They include everyone who died who could be construed as having some COVID-like symptoms, which includes shortness of breath and a fever.
Yeah, that's what everyone has when they fucking die.
Unless they have an anvil fall on their head.
We essentially took off the battlefield the most potent weapon we had.
Younger, healthy people, children, teens, young people who needed to quickly infect themselves, spread it around, develop immunity, and help stop the spread, he told CDC director.
If it is causing more cases in young, my word is who cares?
As long as we make sensible decisions and protect the elderly and nursing homes, we must go on with life.
This is exactly the opposite of what Cuomo did, right?
He said, fuck the nursing homes, fuck the old people.
Let's make sure young people stay indoors and we close bars.
And then he wrote a book on how great he is.
And then he won an Emmy for how great he is.
And then he won a Ted Kennedy Award for how great he is at murder.
We must go on with life.
Who cares if we test more and get more positive tests?
Alexander asked health communications officials.
Is that it?
Yeah.
We keep doing the same thing.
Isn't that the definition of insanity?
You keep doing the same thing, expecting a different result.
We keep with the masks and the isolation, and things haven't really...
I mean, the cases are up, but still there.
Let's not do it.
Old people, fat people, be cautious, but you're destroying the country with this bullshit.
And it's about to get worse.
New York, no indoor dining?
That's the end of New York.
Great.
You stopped this horrible plague.
All right, let's do the mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Oh, speak of the devil.
Hey guys, my name is Louie.
I live in the shithole state of Michigan.
My stepmom is a higher up at a medical facility in St. Clair County and has some crazy info coming out about the China virus vaccines.
They are offering their patients $1,000 to take the vaccine and let them evaluate how it reacts to their system.
What's even crazier is that most of these people say, yeah, sure, why not?
Not enough people around my state stand up against this bullshit.
Anyway, if it's okay, I'd like you to fuck me with my heels on by.
Hmm.
I thought it was already considered incredibly safe.
And only 5% of people have adverse reactions.
Who knows?
Donald Sutherland with AIDS and Short Round.
What does round mean?
Is he calling you like round eyes?
Show round is from like an Indiana drone, right?
Oh.
Young boy?
He's got a Sam song he sent us a clip.
What yarn?
You are talking to a nigger, sir?
I don't think that's.
Oh, that's from Steve Martin, The Jerk.
When he grew up in a black family, he thought he was black.
Oh.
See, you didn't get the joke.
You should definitely have the jerk under your repertoire.
Sure.
No, no, no, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't remember that.
That was that one.
And then like Roxanne?
Like, he did like a movie like a Roxanne?
Yep.
With like a big nose.
Gavin Rai, I sent you my Indian Joker.
With no question, it tops them all.
All right, let's see what you got.
Otis.
Oh, he said Otis Simbos, Duke.
Well done.
Wow.
Well done, sir.
The Zoom and everything.
You may fuck me with my heels on.
Duke City is his...
Who want to fuck you with the Hey Gavin Vadge?
Check out this hip new propaganda that YouTube wants me to watch.
It was never about voting in Democrats or getting rid of Trump.
It was always about testing our gullibility.
How can we make these spineless corporations and politicians?
How much can we make these spineless corporations and politicians do?
How much free shit can I get out of them?
How many accolades?
How much recognition can I get for sitting on my ass and doing jack shit?
How much longer can I ignore my insecurities, my undateability, my emotional baggage, and my loneliness by pointing everyone to my social media following?
I have an ex-college buddy who now pals around with Antifa and BLM and NYC.
I've seen it ruin his life.
I obviously feel a strong hatred for his ideology, but I tend to also feel a lot of sadness for its followers.
They still have yet to find out what an unnecessarily gigantic hole they've dug for themselves.
These aren't just spoiled rich kids and college grads.
They're also the grown-up children of society-wide psychological abuse.
And they've learned to crave the abuse.
Some really fucked up shit, if you ask me, maybe we need our own Daryl Davis or something.
I don't know who Daryl Davis is.
And then he has a clip of YouTube originals called Resist.
Meet the activists disrupting LA's unjust justice department, I guess.
We fight for justice, part two of 12.
Resist.
Justice LA takes a direct.
Yeah.
See, that's where all your money goes when you donate to BLM and all these causes.
It goes to other groups that do more research and talk about more stuff.
It's like academics when they take something like the history of fine arts and the only thing they can do is teach history of fine arts.
They just make more of this shit.
They spend their money that they raise on fundraisers.
By the way, I just remembered another funny clip that someone sent me about how white people are stupid and everything, and black people are like ballerinas and classical musicians.
It's called Sameville, and it's this really racist look at how unbelievably lame white people are.
And I think it's an Amazon ad.
I just sent you the clip.
I haven't actually watched it yet.
But the guy who sent it to me was like, oh, we're not beating around the bush.
We've dispensed with any subtlety.
This is just white people suck.
It's just a racist commercial calling us shitty.
Yeah, that's it.
Welcome to Sameville.
Go full screen.
Hi, white man.
Blue eyes, blonde hair.
Yuck.
Boring.
Mom's spaced out.
They look the same, white people.
Boring.
We don't know what we're doing.
We suck.
Our lives are shit.
We seem happy, but we're not.
What's going to happen?
A black guy's going to come in and start rapping and everyone dances?
And then there's black people.
Oh, mixed race.
Then there's people who are fun enough to fuck black guys.
Hi.
I hate my race.
Can I be mixed?
Here's.
I see the light.
Wow.
That's.
Have sex with blacks.
Very subtle.
I'm kind of, I'm pro-race mixing.
Yeah, but they're in it for different reasons.
Well, you are a race mixer.
I have a very sinister reason why, and I will not air it.
Oi, nigga.
It's pretty dark.
I apologize for baiting yellow reading this email, but it's all as fair in love and more.
The war in question is that of an opiate epidemic no one wants to discuss much these days.
Yes, and to quote a cop I met in Florida doing Laura Loomer's detail, it's chemical warfare.
China has declared war on us.
Yet Canada can't wait to train him in the snow.
On yesterday's live show, you had a caller asking advice on how to kick his heroin addiction.
I too have witnessed several lives destroyed and lost to this terrible habit.
I feel compelled to try to help.
Will you please suggest on the show for him to give Kratom a try?
I've heard this before, K-R-A-T-O-M.
Yes.
It is a plant related to coffee grown in Pacific Asian countries and it mimics opiates.
There are tons of testimonials that it is safe and effective.
I take it often.
The DEA has attempted to ban it and make it Schedule 1 like Coke and heroin.
This speaks to its effectiveness.
Also, Big Pharma has lobbied to keep their victims from knowing about Kraytom.
Check out this clip from Vice.
I've heard of Vice.
And this online store to learn more.
Yeah, I've tried this call.
Also, have you ever heard of Vice?
I think it's right up your alley.
Oh, there we go.
Good luck with the AIDS test.
That's a secret.
Don't say that.
What?
What, what, what?
What?
What?
What?
What?
There's some...
What's that from?
There's some.
What?
What?
What?
There's some liver problems.
You can get some liver problems, some stomach problems.
You can wind up addicted to this.
It's got its downs.
But basically, you can't get me on it.
No, from what I've heard.
I've heard that, no, you just can't.
So I've never seen the smoking of it before.
But basically, I think the idea is you get used to being high on the kratom, and then you're like, that's your last memory of getting high on, like feeling opiated up.
And that's easier to quit than your last memory of if it was heroin, which is very strong.
This time I want to try it.
But the red mangda really does feel like opiates.
Can you overdose on kratom?
Like with most drugs, overdose on kratom is possible, especially mixed with other toxicants.
However, it affects a kratom overdose.
Haven't yet undergone much official study.
So I'm not going to sit here and endorse solutions to heroin, but I would encourage this person who called last night, who I've been thinking about all day, to look into it.
All I know about heroin is cold turkey is your only fucking option.
Don't think you can still go to bars and hang and have beers.
Ooh, somebody wanted to talk to that guy.
So if the caller, heroin guy, not that that's your identity, but somebody said that they quit it and they want to give you their number.
So just message into the mailbag.
Jacob, I think his name is.
Okay.
We got a letter here.
I think it's from the guy who I called anti-Semitic last night.
Don't you dare call me anti-Semitic.
You should know better than anyone dealing with the censors at the SPLC and the ADL that pejoratives are created in the conscious to dismiss people.
Gavin, I'm appalled you'd affirm what the Jew said about the Old Testament, not affirm Jesus Christ.
If the OT doesn't lead to Jesus Christ, then Christianity is a false religion.
The Jew made three deceptive statements I'd like to address.
The Jew.
One, the Jews started, stated the Bible.
The Jews stated the Bible were originally in Hebrew, and thus their translations are more accurate.
While this may be true, it's not relevant.
Here's why.
At the time of Christ's birth, the Jews had not come to a decision is blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
See, this is the problem with the anti-Semites.
They fucking go on and on and on.
It's like what Mike Cernovich said.
I'll talk about Judaism and Israel and stuff like occasionally, but not 100% of the time, all the time.
Come on.
Is he an anti-Semite or is he just...
Who?
The guy that wrote in?
He uses the word Jew like Eric Hartman would, but just posing a thing.
Is he, I don't know, is that anti-Semite?
Shut up, Brian.
You don't know anything.
It's incredibly obvious how he feels about Jews.
The Jew?
That's not a tip-off?
I can't.
We're supposed to be an informative show.
All right.
So don't sit here on the show and go, I don't know something.
That doesn't help them.
Seems like we're swinging the same bat that you've been hit with before, where you say something and then you're like, that's that guy.
The Jew made three deceptive statements, and then he goes on to write for a thousand words about the Jew.
Anyway, should we bother with the video he sent?
He sent a video?
I don't know what this is.
Oh, this is like an event.
Tree of Life Ministries Israel.
So this is from an Israeli thing.
Maybe I shouldn't have said anti-Semites.
My problem with people who are obsessed with Jews, the Jew, is they won't shut up about it and it's tedious.
And it gets to the point, as Jared Taylor once said to me, he goes, you know, the problem with these people is they start doing exactly what we accuse black people of doing, you know, where black people blame the white man, the white man, for all their problems.
You have these people blaming the Jews for all their problems.
You know, it gets to the point where if it rains on their birthday, it was the Jews.
Anytime you have a culprit that's behind everything wrong with your life, there's something wrong with you.
Karen Medal here from Logie.
I've seen this a million times.
Haven't we shown this already?
Yeah, we already showed this.
It's amazing how many people don't watch the show regularly and send us shit that's on the show regularly.
That guy's got my guitar.
It's pretty cool.
Okay, Christopher West.
Oops.
Question for the Hebrews.
Hey, Gav, watched last night's stream and there was a bunch of Jews who called in.
I'd love to speak to the one who called in last night from Israel.
Have a couple of questions for him.
Would love to chat with him.
Don't know by what means it would happen.
P.S. You should get a handyman guy and give him a show.
Love from a gentle gentile.
Handyman.
That's a good idea.
Yo, Gavin, I was watching Beef Squad and Jim went on a jag about Ali Alexander being a scumbag con man.
Ali made the comment, if the Hillbillies make up all the ideas, we're going to lose the country.
Yeah, I remember him saying that.
He kind of blurted it out in a moment of passion when he was being hounded by someone.
It was unfortunate.
But I'm not sure Ali is anti-southern working class.
And Jim was quick to point out that Hillbillies built this country.
True.
Turns out Ali Abdul Razak Akbar has a pretty unsavory past.
Jim even coined the nickname Scammy Davis Jr. for him.
Yes, he has had an unsavory past that he does not hide.
I got to admit, I agree with Jim Goad.
Obviously, I don't know Ali personally, but based on what I've seen, I can't tell if he's legitimate or a grifter.
What's the deal with him?
Where did he come from?
Why is he rubbing shoulders with you and Alex Jones?
And he goes, I don't know what you're paying Goad, but he needs a raise.
Yeah, Goad is a treasure on the show.
And Ali Alexander is a good guy as far as I'm concerned.
You know, you have to understand this business, being involved with these assholes who shut down your life and destroy your payment processor and all this stuff, you end up with a ragtag group of individuals who are rife with imperfections.
And that's what happens when you have a team of renegades that are the last bastion of sanity in a world gone mad.
No, they will not be perfect.
And yes, they will say unfortunate things.
And yes, there will occasionally be bad optics.
But we're the only ones left.
Us freaks are the only ones still standing, still willing to fight in a country that has been taken over by people who hate this country and want to destroy it.
So I don't waste my time punching right and worrying about the imperfections of my allies because I need everything I can get at this, the 11th hour of Western civilization.
Did you see the Sameville commercial?
There's another one, but it's like reversed.
Just ordinary, boring.
I could skip to the part where the snack crate comes around.
But it's just Saintville.
It gives them nutrients.
Wasn't Farrakhan just complaining that they send shit food to the hood and white people get all the good food?
It looks to me like white people are getting the bad food and black people are getting the good food.
Yeah, wait, which was...
They're getting the snack crate.
Okay, speaking of Smallville.
What's it called, Small Town?
Smallville?
Sameville.
Sameville.
Speaking of Sameville, check out this fight at Best Buy.
3-8.
It's really long.
I could have made it a green screen.
3-8.
So this woman with the long fake hair keeps pushing this other black woman to fight.
She's filming is so scared.
Look.
Steal her purse.
She takes her, this is really long.
We won't watch the whole thing.
We'll fast forward, but she takes her jacket on and off like three times.
And that woman with the bun on her head on the far right, she's the one saying, don't push me, bitch.
I will fuck you up.
Turn it up.
Mask going on.
The mask going off.
Look how scared the filmer is.
Yeah, he keeps like going around the corner.
My eyes look so wrinkly on this show because something with my glasses.
I don't look like this.
We got to fix this, dude.
It looks like my eye holes are giving birth to my eyeballs through some saggy old lady's vagina.
It looks freakish.
Okay.
So the fight breaks out.
And the one who kept saying, look, don't push me, you're going to regret it, is the dominant one.
There's a moral there, folks.
And now we've got Shadows Gore.
If the person is saying, like Tommy Robinson is always saying this, he's always like, don't fucking push it, Mike.
It's going to be two hits.
Me hitting you, you hitting the ground.
You should probably avoid fighting that person.
But look, she's got her.
The hair smashing her.
Look at that.
She stands on her and starts jumping on her head.
Oh my God.
Go back a bit?
Let's see that again.
Wow, there are no rules.
I don't know if I could watch that.
Ow.
That's attempted murder, isn't it?
Oh, she's got her sock.
It socks, to be fair, but it doesn't really matter when you're jumping on someone.
And you weigh about 200 pounds because of bad food.
One more time.
I'm not really catching the jump.
There she is.
She stands on her tits and then jumps on her face.
That cannot be good.
Careful what you wish for.
We got a few here.
I got a bunch of final videos.
I'm not going to see you for a while.
This is a little mini bumper.
Oh, shit.
We better hit the bumper.
Someone sent me this awesome trailer of what I consider to be the saddest thing imaginable.
It is men who are with sex robots.
And these are British men.
This is old.
They've gotten much better now.
They're like $10,000.
Dude, spend $10,000 on Coke and shots, and you can have your own sex robot who's human.
Our world is on the brink of a sexual and technological revolution.
So gross.
I believe that humans will want to marry robots by about the year 2050.
Try 2020, dude.
For thousands of men, sex with female robots, or femme fantasy.
Yeah, this movie's got to be on pull.
It is very, very likely that I'm going to imagine her as a femme.
Kidding me?
The idea of the fantasy of having something beautiful that you can control that's not going to leave because it thinks you're a freak.
It's not going to leave because it found somebody better.
We meet the two inventors competing to create the world fast.
So Mr. Showskedge.
This is a human action.
It has a hammer bone right now.
Right there.
She cannot say no to you.
She's always willing to please you.
Yeah, get a submissive girlfriend.
And we meet the man who isn't prepared to wait for technology to enable his fantasy.
Ready?
And wants to turn his girlfriend into a robot.
What?
This is so good.
It's so good.
I don't want to.
I don't even want to watch it.
I want to just save it.
Get your hopes up.
Okay, folks at home, get your hopes up.
This episode, it may have been a little meandering.
This makes everything worth it.
Get your hopes way, way up high.
Okay, go.
We got to see that again.
I like how he has his shoes on in bed.
Activate robot mode.
Look at the way he sits.
Activate robot mode.
Obedience is pleasure.
Pleasure is obedient.
You know, the funny thing about that end part is, hey, guys with weird sex fantasies, just get a chick.
She'll do it.
You could reprogram her, like, just say, hey, say this.
Hey, I have this turn on.
Like, obviously establish a connection first, but then go, hey, I have this weird kink where I like to fuck a robot.
She's going to be like, sure, I'll do it.
I am a robot.
You can eat me out.
The thing I don't get about these sex robots is how could you possibly ever clean them?
Like, it's hard enough on a human.
Humans have a system where I guess the jizz like drips out and then they have circulation with blood and water and they have a liver and stuff and all these glands.
They swallow things and poo them out and stuff.
But like, how is it ever dry in there?
You jizz into the hole and then you'd need like some sort of put in like eight tampons and keep them there for a week to make sure you'd cleaned it out.
Yeah, maybe like filters, you know, like just remove, yeah, I guess you remove the entire vagina and just throw it away.
Yeah.
That's got to be expensive.
If it feels good like a real vagina, it's probably going to be like $100 a cartridge.
Right, like a flashlight every time.
It's a flashlight every time.
And then a mouth flashlight.
But you don't want to see a seam on lips if you're pretending this person's real.
Unless you want a Jocelyn, guys.
Wilderfield model.
Yeah.
I want a Jocelyn Wildenstein robot.
Okay, what's this called?
Oh, this was a fun thing.
This is kind of like the first fight I showed you.
Where this guy, he coughs in that woman's face because he assumes the little guy doesn't know how to fight, and he's tall, and tall people can beat up everyone, right?
Okay, all right.
Let's get this hand card out of the way.
And honey, you should probably get out of this floor.
I'm going to be murdering this person.
Like, this guy's been in some fights.
Let me just drag you out here.
Honey, make sure the elevator door doesn't close.
Yeah.
Come on in.
He's taken care of.
I'm not surprised that he's not following him in there.
He does.
Does he?
Yeah, so she comes back.
Watch yourself, buddy.
Hey, I would like some more of that.
No, you don't want any more of this, trust me.
Yeah, you're right.
That's the guy I always talk about.
The guy who goes, I could not but notice you was swearing in front of a lady who mean lots to me if you could apologize.
Apologize to that guy.
He's going to kill you.
All right, last one.
And on an up note.
Imagine, well, let's just play it up.
I'll do my imagine later.
Oh, no.
Huge, huge mistake.
Get you back in right away.
When can I smoke when again?
Sophia, stop.
So, that's actually a good question.
If you can, what I don't want you to get is a dry socket.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It's not an effect.
I feel animals.
Better than smoking.
I need to try to avoid smoking for about a week.
Oh, what about vaping, bro?
Anything that's going to cause any sucking.
Crying.
I can't find vaping, Sophia.
Jesus.
Shut up.
Oh, yeah.
I've seen all this on YouTube.
Can you imagine your girlfriend was crying at the thought of not being able to suck your dick?
That wouldn't be a girlfriend anymore.
It would be a wife.
She would have a ring on it so fast she'd get rug burned.
She'd wake up with a ring.
Like, what happened?
Her finger would come off.
Her phone would put a ring on it so hard it would sever off.
There'd be a human finger with a ring on it lying over there.
Activate robot mode.
Maybe we have to make that a drop.
Yep.
Okay, folks, Merry Christmas.
Cassandra really nailed it with this, I'm sick of sweating the small stuff.
If you want to wreck the country, I want to wreck you.
And anyone who has a problem with that can get the fuck out of my way.