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Dec. 17, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #78 | MINI SUPER EP (Part 1)

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Live from New York, it's Get Off I Run with Darren McGinnis.
When I was small, I believed in Santa Claus, though I knew it was no bad.
And I would hang up my stocking at Christmas. - Whoa!
That was the Kinks.
Father Christmas, give me some money!
I think it's the best Christmas song of all time.
Fairytale of New York is up there.
I don't know.
It's a tie maybe?
Fairytale is a different kind of jam though.
Father Christmas by the Kinks is about a working class kid family in East London.
They don't want their cuddly toys.
They want a machine gun.
They want money.
Give us some money!
They're threatening to beat up Santa Claus.
If your children are watching right now, they should be in bed.
What is with these kids that are awake late at night?
You know?
Like you hear about some kid who was run over at 2 in the morning.
What are you doing up at two in the morning?
Being Dominican.
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Now he's got me with some extra notes here.
But I think it's Bub and Hank stuff, which will come in at 9.15.
We're gonna try to cram in a normal show in half an hour.
Our shows are usually two hours long.
So that's going to be incredibly challenging.
We always announce the first song.
The reason I'm being so introductory is because this is a free episode.
And, uh...
So a lot of you hearing it don't watch the show regularly.
Some of you aren't even watching the show, you're just listening to the show on the podcast, which is on iTunes.
Our payment processor has been dumping us.
We're currently migrating to a new payment processor.
So that is a fucking headache.
And it's amazing how vilified I am.
Like, I got people saying Heil Hitler to me when I walk my dog.
What are you doing?
Try to add snow, but... Please don't.
You want this?
Okay, that's fine.
It is cool.
Or, like I was looking up...
I was looking up who played Miss Yvonne on IMDb, and, uh, because I was watching, with the kids tonight, I was watching the Pee Wee Herman Christmas Special on Netflix, which I highly recommend.
Fuck, it is quality!
He's so relaxed!
I guess because he's like a gay drama club kid who, improv dude, who would do these, you know, plays all the time, so he's just so comfortable on stage.
And it's the least awkward Christmas special I've ever seen.
Star Wars, of course, being the worst.
Anyway, I was looking up the IMDb thing there, and then I thought, oh, I'll just look up me, because I'm selfish.
Whoopi Goldberg's in it, Oprah.
This is 1988.
She looks pretty attractive, that thing.
- It's already booked too!
Huh!
He was there telling Whoopi that he can't fit her in on the Christmas special for this year or the next year because he's so popular.
But then I looked up me on IMDb just for fun as one does and it has a section called quotes from all my various movies and the quotes are the two most racist things I've ever said.
One is about being proud to be white and the other is about Charlottesville.
So there's this war on my reputation that's very effective and it's affected our payment process and a million other things.
On my IMDB page.
And it's funny, because when you watch this show, what is this show?
Is it like, there was another goddamn Mexican on the highway today, I almost ran... No, it's like, Jake Paul sucks, you guys.
It's a gay gossip show, is what this show is.
I mean, we talk about race when people shove it down our throats, and we say, why is everyone talking about this?
But we're not like, God, it's the races!
Stop race mixing!
I mean, there's race mixing going on right next to me.
Yes.
My kids are race mixed.
Anyway.
I'm rice mixed.
Rice mixer, that's funny.
This is Sam Hyde book, book of the day, How to Bomb the U.S.
Government.
I hope, I'm not sure it's still available to mere mortals.
You know, he's got a new book.
Really?
You know that?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's called, it just came out like two days ago, it's called Jihoo's Adventure in the Future or something like that.
You can get it on, you know, samhyde.com or something.
This book is... pull up that bumper where he talks about things being genius and retarded.
It is both genius and retarded at the same time.
Like, there'll just be a shitty drawing of a guy kidnapping a kid next to a page that says, insert Charles' story about what he's going to do to H. Weinstein's daughter if we don't get a movie deal.
They are retarded, and in some ways, they're geniuses.
That's what this book is.
It's retarded and genius at the same time.
Like, just terrible drawings, and then a super funny article.
It's weird.
It's worth having, especially if you collect books.
Like I do.
And it fits nicely in that box.
Geez, too bad we have a new book every day.
So today we're going to try to get through a lot of our usual stories.
This is not a free-flowing show.
I want to show you our bumpers, our categories.
Because the people who get this show for free on the Wednesday Lives, they don't realize that we, all the fun stuff we cover.
So let's just dive in, right?
Let's dive in to our Biden segment.
So let's show the Biden bumper.
Coming up.
It's going to be here.
Now that was made by an amateur.
That was made by some lady vet wife.
But I love it.
Speaking of gay.
Can you flip the monitor here, the viewfinder?
Speaking of gay, exactly how I just described my show is also Don Lemon's show.
We're very similar in that sense.
We're snarky, bitchy, homosexuals.
And this is his reaction to those of us here on the right not really embracing the idea of Trump leaving the White House.
Wouldn't it be awesome if he had a Scarface standoff?
And he was like, say hello to my little friend!
That would be so cool.
Trump, if you're watching, can you go out in a blaze of glory, please?
Does the president acknowledge that Joe Biden is the president-elect?
Does he have any plans to invite him here to the White House?
Um, the President is still involved in ongoing litigation related to the election.
Uh, yesterday's vote was one step in the constitutional process, so I will leave that to him and refer you to the campaign for more on that litigation.
The President, um, again is pursuing ongoing litigation, would refer you to the campaign for further.
Still pursuing on- ongoing litigation at the moment.
How dare she do her job?
Look, watch this.
Did you know she also works for a girl?
Bye.
I mean, if there's another girl, bye.
I'm not familiar with this vernacular.
Buh-bye.
Is it like, thank you, next?
Yeah.
So much disinformation coming from the podium.
Talks about what the media is doing, criticizes the media.
This is what you should be covering.
Is this Perez Hilton?
Is this his diary?
Is this his TikTok?
This is CNN.
That's a news show.
I am the Don Lemon of the right.
But I'm banned.
Okay, let's jump in.
We're just gonna do one story per subject.
So let's jump into racism.
That was racist, guys.
I don't want to see the player.
I know.
It's very unprofessional.
I have to load them.
Okay, let's jump to 1-4 here.
My favorite new Instagram, I think, is Chicago Hood Media.
What's it called?
I love, I'm obsessed with the hood.
So much of what I look at on Instagram is boxing videos and then just like dirty urban crime brawling.
So this guy appears to have eaten a pill that is as big as a toy.
Oh wow.
It's this big, and it's probably an upper.
I mean, I don't think you should have more than a quarter pill of Adderall, and if you do have that, have it at 7 a.m., and be prepared to have trouble sleeping that night.
So I don't know what a pill is.
30 milligrams?
So I guess I'm suggesting 30, 15, like 7.5 milligrams.
I think that's a wild ride!
This is probably, I guess, the equivalent of 700 milligrams?
of uppers.
Let's see how he took it.
I can't tell.
Is that loop?
I can't tell.
No, it's not loop.
Okay, so I'm not sure what this has to do with racism, but the reason I thought this was interesting is because he stole this.
The drug dealer stole this from Brass Eye.
Chris Morris had a show in the late 90s, early aughts, called Brass Eye.
Sacha Baron Cohen stole every, his entire career is stolen from Chris Morris.
And it was a fake news show that was fucking hilarious, and they'd also get celebrities to read scripts and stuff, like Sacha Baron Cohen shit.
And they had an episode called Cake about a pill that was just as big as the robot you just saw.
Remnants of something far worse.
A new legal drug from Czechoslovakia called Cake.
Oh, and luckily the story involves these people.
Free the United Kingdom from drugs and British opposition to metabolically bisturbile drugs.
Ted Moore reports.
Cake first appeared in Prague last year.
News reports showed victims insane with pain.
Disturbing images like this.
Like we just saw.
I'm sticking right now!
He did a cake of drug.
Incorporating British opposition to metabolically bysturb our drugs.
Maybe skip ahead a bit.
So they got... That's a real guy.
He sounds like Nottingham celebrity.
I forget his name.
Just imagine how his mother felt.
It's a fucking disgrace.
Can we lose this thing about the slow crushing of his skull?
No one understood how to get the message over.
His name's Noah, I forget his name, but he's a big TV celebrity and they would do these free promos just to prevent drug use.
And so they had all these celebrities doing these anti cake promos.
Crushing of his skull.
No one understood how to get the message over better than this man.
And if you're sick on this stuff, you can puke your fucking self to death.
One girl threw up her own pelvis bone before she snuck the lid.
What a fucking disgrace.
Sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it?
Cake is a made-up drug.
It's not made from plants.
It's made from chemicals.
By... Anyway.
That was a Freudian slip.
It's a made-up drug.
I don't get it.
Because that's a made-up drug, right?
Yeah, it's a made up, they had them say that.
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One of our listeners is some rich dude with his own plane who, when he saw this ad, he got in his plane and flew down to see them.
Get the hell out of here.
Yeah, like in Texas.
He said, hey, I saw you on the show.
And they go, hi.
And he goes, let me try it.
And they go, here.
And he goes, that's yummy.
Bye.
I like that concept, but I still don't want my own little jet zipping around.
I don't want to become one of those dead doctors.
Interesting note here from our sponsor's agent guy.
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I don't know if this is meant to be read publicly.
Anyway, I'm getting a divorce.
My wife has been having an affair with our dentist.
And I'm going to be staying at Bubba and Hank's place for a while.
Hopefully I can get back on my feet.
She's... Wait, no, this is not meant to be read aloud.
They should clarify.
Yeah.
Right?
In the future, just write in all caps, don't say this out loud.
Alright, next subject!
We're moving fast here!
Um, boop-a-doo, we got racism, we cover feminism every episode, Trump, gayness.
Let's do the Antifa BLM ad, which is, uh, I believe this segment is called Fuck You Dad.
Because that's really what Antifa and BLM are about ultimately, right?
You're fucking a white male!
You've never experienced that in your entire fucking life!
I hate you, Dad.
Look at these fucking horrible, weak losers.
Fuck you, Dad.
Those that warped forces.
I wonder what that quote is from.
Fuck you, Dad.
Sounded like Jeff the Drunk meets Clint Eastwood.
Uh, here's a fun story.
Two, three.
So, I believe it's called PAWS?
Portland Occupied Zone?
So that started because rent, and I remember this when I was a little punker.
You'd say rent is theft and housing is a right.
I remember even being 18 and saying stuff like that and thinking, I don't really understand how that is a right.
I don't understand, because my parents had property at the time.
And I thought, how do my parents pay the mortgage of the home they bought if the renters aren't paying their rent?
How is it that?
Maybe if the house was just sitting there, like by nature?
Say you're living in a cave.
Like when I was in Israel, there was Palestinians that were living in caves.
I could see charging rent for that.
You could say, that's theft.
God made this cave.
Okay, maybe.
You got a point.
But a house that someone built you got to pay for that anyway So this they said these guys are getting evicted and it's not fair because of kovat They haven't had a chance to make money.
We can't evict people during kovat.
It's unfair and I almost get that I mean Not really, because I understand that landlords often they don't even own the mortgage.
This is owned by a bank.
It's all part of a big chain.
You can't just clip the end of the chain and expect the rest of it to work off.
You can't cut the head of the snake and expect the rest of the snake to live.
But...
That's not even true.
This house hasn't been paying rent for something like 10 years.
What does it say?
The Kinney family, the people Antifa in Portland created, the people Antifa in Portland created an autonomous zone to protect, haven't paid for the house they occupy since 2017.
Long before COVID, folks.
In lawsuits, they claimed they are citizens of a made-up country and aren't subject to U.S.
law.
So they've already had a pause way before there was Pauses.
Someone just built a pause around their pause.
They just rode that out until it worked out for them.
They hit the squatter lotto.
That's the level of clown world we're in, where you can come up with a ridiculous notion, which is actually a Mr. Show sketch.
On Mr. Show, the guy declares his house, this isn't in the notes, an autonomous zone, and he gets passports made and money made, and the FBI comes over and says, alright, that's fine.
It's yours.
You got it.
And then he gets really lonely and bored and he wants to he wants to go to America on vacation to meet people.
That ridiculous thing was a hilarious sketch on a very funny sketch show called Mr. Show.
Now it's real.
It's like Thomas Sowell says, you can go from liberal to conservative without changing your views because the background changes.
And that's where we're at with Clown World.
You make a joke in 2000 and it's reality by 2020.
These people came up with an absurd notion in 2017 and the notion became mainstream three years later.
It's getting faster.
I remember it used to take like 20 years for a comedy sketch to come true.
By the way, I've documented 13 Mr. Show sketches that have become true.
Alright, let's go to the next thing!
Uh... Election Gate!
Oh, this one is good.
This one is a good one.
when it gets you pumped. - They were, by the way, they're all good.
I just wanted to buy time.
I felt like I was shitting on the other... Those are great, the people sending them in.
So I didn't mean that this one was better, because I made it.
Don't peel back the curtain.
People don't want to knock down the fourth wall.
There's a lot going on here.
The GOP not allowed to watch was interesting, 2-6.
I mean, the crazy thing about this is...
That every time you think it's over, there's more major news.
That's why we call it ElectionGate.
Watergate, by the way, has paled in comparison.
Does anyone remember what Watergate was?
That was Nixon recording everything.
And he did.
I think he got that from the previous guy.
Was it Ford?
And he recorded every meeting, everything everyone did.
If he was taking a shit, it was on tape.
And, um...
Then he got kind of greedy with the recording and he thought, let's tap the Democrats and see what they're up to, see if they're strategizing against us.
And so he recorded the opposition.
Okay, that's kind of rude, I guess.
That's kind of Project Veritas of the right.
Yes, Project Veritas is on the right.
But that's like Veritas overextending, basically.
Okay.
That's nothing compared to Electiongate.
This shit has been huge.
And every day, like yesterday was the electoral officials.
We still don't know what the fuck was going on with that.
And then today we're finding out all of these people that were banned from auditing.
This photo was taken moments ago by a poll watcher at the Congress Center in Georgia for the signature audit.
Right?
This is his vantage point.
He cannot see anything, and they are being kept corralled behind these barriers.
How is this any different than before?
So this is the sort of audit that's going on with the count, where they're supposed to be able to recount them, but they can't go near it.
As soon as he took his phone out, they came up to him and demanded he put his phone away and asked if he took any pictures.
He said no.
He's now being told he has to leave the area if he takes out his phone at all.
Why?
Why can't we just know everything?
Speaking of knowing everything, Veritas dropped a major bomb today, 1-1, where they showed Assange, right as he's applying for his pardon, saying, it's an old recording, where he had said, look guys, we have a rogue employee who has a lot of data about the State Department and he's going to drop it over the next few days, so we have to stop this.
Trying to prevent Um, America from being compromised.
But blow up that tweet.
I wouldn't, you don't have to go searching someone else.
Edward Snowden.
This extraordinary recording, which I'd never heard before, confirms claims that WikiLeaks made for years, but its critics dismissed it as lies.
One, Assange did seek to minimize risk to individuals.
Two, the bulk release of cables was forced, not intentional.
In other words, give the guy a Kit Kat.
Give the guy a break.
Alright, next, I guess we should go to... We've got a Trump one, we've got a... We don't have an Islam one.
I have an Islam one from my old show.
We don't really talk about Islam that much anymore.
I'm still not a huge fan.
But, uh... I think we realize that China and communism is a much bigger threat to Western civilization than, uh... a bunch of...
Inbreeding terrorists from London.
Living in London.
Alright, let's jump to COVID.
If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
Your language is stupid.
Fucking Chinese.
Chinese virus.
Comes from China.
Chinese asshole!
Just keep your hands off my dog.
So here's an unfortunate thing for the loonies on the left.
They'll never look it up, so we'll never get vindicated.
Trump was right.
Remember that crazy talk he had about LED lights, ultraviolet lights, and everyone laughed at him?
And there was a woman, some black woman, who mouthed his Craziness.
Remember her?
She'd lip-sync it and go, yeah, you can try lights.
And then she'd have bleach in the counter or whatever.
She got a show, which is unwatchable, where she just does more of that.
She takes Trump's quotes and she lip-syncs them while trying to act dumb.
But yeah, go back to that article.
Ultraviolet emitting LED lights can kill novel coronavirus.
Say scientists.
Scientists believe the research has commercial and societal implications given the widespread use of such LED bulbs.
4D chess.
Let's hope he has something up his sleeve for all this election stuff because it's looking pretty bad for you, Trump.
What do you have to say?
Believe me, and I am always right.
Okay.
Some of these on this button are Trump and some of them are a shitty imitation.
I think two are fake.
Uh, maybe that's a litigious thing.
The beautiful wall and then that one that just... Where they can't say, you stole Trump's voice.
They go, no, it's an imitator.
And then they have to prove, they have to find which ones are real.
I don't know.
All right.
We're still zipping through this.
Um, I have a bunch of other COVID stuff.
I have a bunch of, of other pop culture stuff, but we're moving fast here.
So let's jump right to, um, the mailbag.
Yeah, that's how fast we're going.
We're cooking with gas.
This is every show, folks.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
I just thought it'd be nice if they could see the variety.
You know?
Of course.
The variety.
Variety.
Uh...
This is from a guy named Ryan.
It just says hitch shitter.
Okay.
Should we screen this?
No.
Set it go.
So you can poop on the front of a truck.
I would not like that.
No.
I wouldn't be able to relax.
That seems kind of tense.
Maybe the motion.
Have you ever shit on a train before?
Like the motions kind of...
No.
Hey Gavin Wright, did CBC just report international voter fraud?
What the heck is going on?
And the headline says CBS News Senior Correspondent Katherine Harridge, who, Katherine, I see you on Tucker all the time, you need to grow your hair!
You look like a dude!
Stop it with the Clark Kent haircut!
Well, DNI Radcliffe leads the 17 intelligence agencies, and he has access to the most highly classified information that is held by the U.S.
government.
And he told CBS News that there was foreign election interference by China, Iran, and Russia in November of this year, and he is anticipating a public report on those findings in January.
That was 2020, right?
That clip?
Yeah, December 16th.
Well, that's pretty juicy.
When it was uploaded.
See, I'm overwhelmed.
I feel like I'm reporting on World War II in 1944.
Like, Dresden is on fire.
There's Jews being gassed to death.
The Russians are marching over to giant armies.
Some of them have no guns and no shoes.
I can't stay on top of it.
Electiongate is a fraud.
Does that mean Biden doesn't get in?
I don't think so.
And when I say Electiongate is a fraud, I mean this election was a fraud.
And it's amazing hearing the way the media writes about it.
They go, unsubstantiated claims or purporting the myth that the election was stolen.
Or they say, disproven.
Like they're just in the tank.
Gavin, Supreme Leader of the Fag Zone, to my protest, my girlfriend just went on birth control.
She should go on birth control if you're not married to her.
Fucking... You pull out and you jizz on the belly till there's a ring on it.
I am no beta bitch dude.
Should I expect her to lose interest in me?
How can I trick her into getting off the pill?
Have you or Ryan dealt with this in your dating life before you were married?
Dude, it's very easy to get her off the pill.
It's called this.
Put that on her finger and the birth control will come out of her mouth.
What up G-Dog and Fagus Aquarius Esquire the third.
First off the show is amazing and I watch it pretty regularly.
Thank you sir.
You guys do great work.
Oh that's nice.
I created this flat vector illustration of Gavin as Joker face.
It still needs a few refinements, but I think I'm pretty close to being happy with it.
What do you guys think?
I've also attached an 8-second clip of my Joker face.
Pretty dope, huh?
Love you guys more than a friend.
P.S.
I heard Ryan is a better guitarist than Jimi Hendrix.
Is that true?
In certain ways, yes.
I'll explain later.
Okay, let's see his Joker face though.
Joker face, buddy.
Kind of half-assed.
Too much eyes.
Yeah, way too much eyes.
Your eyes have to be like this.
And you have to have more build-up.
Yeah, that was just you smiling.
You look like an old lady smiling.
And that is a good Joker face.
Although...
All right.
We did it!
We crammed a two hour show into a half hour.
Whoa, that kind of messes up your eyes.
So we have a bumper for Thank You For Calling.
We're about to take calls, and what we do in the show when we take calls is, I draw pictures and auction them off for charity, and you guys call in and I hang up on people who try to cram in too much boring information.
But before we get to that, so it's going to be all calls now.
Oh, why don't we do a couple calls?
We could do that.
Yeah, so the people at home can see what the show is like.
But before we do that, we have some Christmas giveaways.
So caller one gets a Bub and Hank's prize pack.
Did you give out the gifts for the last?
Yeah, yeah, I forwarded that to the, you know, the channels.
So a Bub and Hank's prize pack, a BeardVet prize pack, and a Johnny Apple CBD prize pack.
Caller number two gets the exact same thing.
Nobody can do that like me.
Alright, so we're going to take some calls now, and then I'll do the get fired thing.
So why don't you go to our newest bumper, which is called Thank You For Calling.
That's, I think, my favorite one so far.
It's got nice vibes.
loser.
You know I'm here to learn, share, listen, understand why.
Hey why does everyone get two things?
You have one thing.
Thank you for calling.
It was great hearing from you.
Bye bye.
Alright next call.
That's I think my favorite one so far.
Got nice vibes.
It's a lot of fun.
So shall we set up the Skype or ding dongs?
I think I'm going to try to recreate these archetypal images.
We have John Belushi in Animal House as Blutarski.
What was his name?
Pluto Blutarski or something?
And then of course we have Mel Gibson in Beyond Thunderdome.
By the way, while I Google imaged Mad Max, To find this picture?
It was nothing but porn.
Am I stupid?
Is there some sort of code I don't know about?
Mad Max is some sort of porn code.
I mean, a lot of it was some chick who's nude in, I think, in Thunderdome.
We used to do that as kids in high school.
We would watch all three Mad Maxes in a row on Friday nights in the burbs.
And it is fucking long.
And Mad Max 1 kind of sucks.
Oh, man.
Kind of doesn't really go anywhere.
It's a bit of a mess.
Thunderdome rules.
And then Road Warrior's pretty good too.
Road Warrior's the first one?
No, Road Warrior's better.
Wait, is this one Road Warrior?
I think the first one's Road Warrior.
I don't know.
Yeah, number two is Road Warrior, and three is Thunderdome.
Have you seen either of them?
Uh-uh.
So why are you sitting there, pontificating, going, yeah, I think actually, uh... I've heard Anthony talk about it, and you, but I thought Road Warrior was the first one.
Okay, you're not allowed to contribute when you don't know anything.
He seems like a reasonable guy.
You can run, but you can't hide!
We have so much fun stuff for you during the Christmas holidays.
And we're going to do a commercial for it.
But we did a new show called Car Boys.
Where Ryan and I teach you about cars, which we don't seem to know very much about.
So one of them is just like an instructional guide and then the other one is like those West Coast shows where the guys have like horns and fucking ripped jeans and rings and shit.
So two car show spoofs.
We also have me and Milo watching with Neil and I, which is two and a half hours with all the pausing and everything.
Then we have Ryan and I opening presents for Christmas.
We're going to probably dump the Joe Rogans.
We also have a wonderful instructional mini-doc on how to box that I put together.
That's fascinating.
We visit a friend in a place.
Oh, and we also go to John Kinsman.
We visit him in prison.
So we've got like five mini-movies.
Coming up, when we're gone, for Christmas.
So don't you worry your pretty little head about any of this shit.
And that includes a big long interview with his wife Zenoa, because we were in the car with her for 12 hours at the hotel, so we had plenty of time to chat.
Alright, we got Justin on the line.
Hi Justin!
If you could pause the show and kind of bring it in over here, where the action is.
a new movie coming up when we're gone for Christmas.
So don't you worry Justin, we don't need to hear Yeah, listen to us through the phone.
I'm gonna mute you for now, and when you realize what's happening, just listen to the phone feed.
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We're trying to show people who don't normally listen to the show what the show is.
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The first guy probably couldn't even hear us.
We were giving him shit.
I didn't hang up on him though.
What's up, Broham?
Not much, you guys.
I've been trying to call in for a while, but I just wanted to go through a couple points on Christianity.
No, one point.
Well, fine.
Christians going to Israel, you said you had a problem with that because Christians are about convert or die, but that's not exactly the case.
The whole point of the end times is to deal with Israel, and the Church is a completely separate body.
They'll eventually convert, but the end times are so bad to drive them against the wall to accept Christ.
So that sounds pretty bad for the Jews.
Yeah, but we've been facing persecution as Christians for thousands of years as well.
So, there's people killed to this very day for being Christians all across the globe.
Yes, it's terrible.
And no one ever talks about it, which is the worst part.
Not the worst part, but it's a really bad part of it.
But let's explain to everyone at home what we're talking about.
So there's Christians who go to Israel, and they rejoice because they see this as part of what the Bible prophesied.
And eventually, we'll have end of days, it'll be complete and utter chaos, and then all these Israelis will convert to Christianity, and we'll all go to heaven together.
Right?
Right.
Well, if I was a Jew, I wouldn't be too jazzed with that concept, that things are about to get so bad that I'll convert to Christianity?
Well, that's what they're destined for, and that's what their own texts have been telling them for forever.
The Old Testament goes through it, so their own texts should tell them that, and that's exactly what Christ has made them blind to Himself.
Four, because he held them accountable to know their own texts, and he told them the exact day that he would show up, the exact specifications that he would fulfill, and they still didn't recognize him.
Huh.
So, the Torah says that Jews will convert to Christianity.
Well, it says that they'll recognize their Messiah the second time.
That's why everything All of the people in the Bible, they always, at least the Old Testament, all your Old Testament heroes and stuff, they basically screw it up the first time, and then they make good on the second time.
So like, take for instance Moses.
He goes and he kills one of the Egyptians who's attacking one of his people, and he thinks that they're going to take his side.
He's like, hey, I just helped you.
They're like, who the hell are you?
Get out of here.
So then he has to go out and, you know, God talks to him and tells him, hey, you gotta go back.
Finally, they accept him that time.
Right.
Okay.
It's always that same theme.
They always screw it up the first time, get it right the second time.
Interesting point.
Thanks for calling.
You know the problem with talking about the Bible is you inevitably get into the cool guy talk.
Where Jesus says fuck you and I do it all the time too.
I'm like so Moses says alright I've had enough of this shit and then he fucking parts the sea and he saves everyone.
Everyone's like thanks dude.
It's like drunk history.
Yeah.
WTF Moses.
All right, now we're going to keep taking calls, but you got an idea.
I didn't actually cram it into half an hour, did I?
You got an idea of what this show is like.
We have many, many other facets, including sketches and a green screen where we go through videos.
But that's a rough idea on what the more newsy episodes are like, which are usually the Monday episodes.
Because on Mondays, I haven't seen you for four days, so we've got a lot to catch up on.
So this was a little teaser about what a Monday's like.
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