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Dec. 17, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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	That was the Kinks.
	Father Christmas, give me some money.
	I think it's the best Christmas song of all time.
	Fairy Tale of New York is up there.
	I don't know.
	It's a tie, maybe.
	Fairy Tale is a different kind of jam, though.
	Father Christmas by the Kinks is about a working-class kid family in East London.
	They don't want their cuddly toys.
	They want a machine gun.
	They want money.
	Give us some money!
	They're threatening to beat up Santa Claus.
	If your children are watching right now, they should be in bed.
	What is with these kids that are awake late at night?
	You know, like you hear about some kid who was run over at 2 in the morning.
	What are you doing up at 2 in the morning?
	Being Dominican.
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	Now, he's got me with some extra notes here, but I think it's Bubba and Hank stuff, which will come in at 9.15.
	We're going to try to cram in a normal show in half an hour.
	Our shows are usually two hours long, so that's going to be incredibly challenging.
	We always announce the first song.
	The reason I'm being so introductory is because this is a free episode.
	And so a lot of you hearing it don't watch the show regularly.
	Some of you aren't even watching the show.
	You're just listening to the show on the podcast, which is on iTunes.
	Our payment processor has been dumping us.
	We're currently migrating to a new payment processor.
	So that is a fucking headache.
	And it's amazing how vilified I am.
	Like, I got people saying Heil Hitler to me when I walk my dog.
	What are you doing?
	Trying to add snow, but please don't.
	Want this?
	Okay, that's fine.
	It is cool.
	I was looking up who played Missy Vaughn on IMDB.
	And because with the kids tonight, I was watching the Pee Wee Herman Christmas special on Netflix, which I highly recommend.
	Fuck it, his quality.
	He's so relaxed.
	I guess because he's like a gay drama club kid who improv dude who would do these plays all the time.
	So he's just so comfortable on stage.
	And it's the least awkward Christmas special I've ever seen.
	Star Wars, of course, being the worst.
	Anyway, I was looking up the IMDB thing there.
	And then I thought, oh, I'll just look up me because I'm selfish.
	Whoopi Goldberg's in it, Oprah.
	This is 1988.
	She looks pretty attractive.
	It's already booked two.
	He was there telling Whoopi that he can't fit her in on the Christmas special for this year or the next year because he's so popular.
	But then I looked up me on IMDb just for fun, as one does.
	And it has a section called quotes from all my various movies.
	And the quotes are the two most racist things I've ever said.
	One is about being proud to be white, and the other is about Charlottesville.
	I'm just like, Jesus.
	So there's this war on my reputation that's very effective.
	And it's affected our payment processor and a million other things on my IMDb page.
	And it's funny because when you watch this show, what is this show?
	Is it like, there was another goddamn Mexican on the highway today almost ran?
	No, it's like Jake Paul sucks you guys.
	It's a gay gossip show is what this show is.
	I mean, we talk about race when people shove it down our throats and we say, why is everyone talking about this?
	But we're not like, God, it's the races.
	Stop race mixing.
	I mean, there's race mixing going on right next to me.
	Yes.
	My kids are race mixed.
	Anyway.
	I'm rice mixed.
	Rice mixer.
	That's funny.
	This is Sam Hyde book, book of the day, how to bomb the U.S. government.
	I'm not sure it's still available to mere mortals.
	You know, he's got a new book.
	Really?
	You know that?
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's called, it just came out like two days ago.
	It's called Jaihu's Adventure in the Future or something like that.
	You can get it on, you know, SamHyde.com or something.
	This book is, pull up that bumper where he talks about things being genius and retarded.
	It is both genius and retarded at the same time.
	Like, there'll just be a shitty drawing of a guy kidnapping a kid next to a page that says, insert Charles' story about what he's going to do, H. Weinstein's daughter if we don't get a movie deal.
	That's what this book is.
	It's retarded and genius at the same time.
	Like just terrible drawings and then a super funny article.
	It's weird.
	It's worth having, especially if you collect books like I do.
	And it fits nicely in that box.
	Geez, too bad we have a new book every day.
	So today we're going to try to get through a lot of our usual stories.
	This is not a free-flowing show.
	I want to show you our bumpers, our categories.
	Because the people who get this show for free on the Wednesday lives, they don't realize all the fun stuff we cover.
	So let's just dive in, right?
	Let's dive in to our Biden segment.
	So let's show the Biden bumper.
	Coming up.
	It's going to be here.
	Now, that was made by an amateur.
	That was made by some lady vet wife.
	But I love it.
	Speaking of gay, can you flip the monitor here, the viewfinder?
	Speaking of gay, exactly how I just described my show is also Don Lemon's show.
	We're very similar in that sense.
	We're snarky, bitchy homosexuals.
	And this is his reaction to those of us here on the right not really embracing the idea of Trump leaving the White House.
	Wouldn't it be awesome if he had a scarfaced standoff?
	And he was like, say hello to my little friend.
	That would be so cool.
	Trump, if you're watching, can you go out in a blaze of glory, please?
	Does the president acknowledge that Joe Biden is the president-elect?
	Does he have any plans to invite him here to the White House?
	The president is still involved in ongoing litigation related to the election.
	Yesterday's vote was one step in the constitutional process, so I will leave that to him and refer you to the campaign for more on that litigation.
	The president, again, is pursuing ongoing litigation, would refer you to the campaign for further.
	He's still pursuing ongoing litigation at the moment.
	Look, watch this.
	Did you know she also worked for the girl?
	Bye.
	I mean, if there's no other girl, bye.
	I'm not familiar with this vernacular.
	Bye-bye.
	Is it like thank you next?
	Yeah.
	So much disinformation coming from the podium.
	Talks about what the media is doing, criticizes the media.
	This is what you should be covering.
	Is this his diary?
	Is this his TikTok?
	This is CNN.
	That's a news show.
	I am the Don Lemon of the right, but I'm banned.
	Okay, let's jump in.
	We're just going to do one story per subject.
	So let's jump into racism.
	Let's talk about racism.
	Those racist guys.
	Okay, I don't want to see the player.
	I know.
	I just wanted to be super professional.
	I have to load them.
	Okay, let's jump to one four here.
	My favorite new Instagram, I think, is Chicago Hood Media.
	What's it called?
	I love, I'm obsessed with the hood.
	So much of what I look at on Instagram is boxing videos and then just like dirty urban crime brawling.
	So this guy appears to have eaten a pill that is as big as a dog.
	Oh, wow.
	It's this big and it's probably an upper.
	I mean, I don't think you should have more than a quarter pill of Adderall.
	And if you do have that, have it at 7 a.m. and be prepared to have trouble sleeping that night.
	So I don't know what a pill is, 30 milligrams.
	So I guess I'm suggesting 30, 15, like 7.5 milligrams.
	I think that's a wild ride.
	This is probably, I guess, the equivalent of 700 milligrams of uppers.
	Let's see how he took it.
	I'm sticking around the loom.
	I'm sticking around the loom.
	You sure I'll be okay?
	I'll be okay.
	You sure?
	I'm sticking around the loom.
	I'm sticking around the loom.
	I'm sticking around the loom.
	That loop?
	I can't tell.
	No, it's not.
	I'm sticking around the loom.
	I'm sticking around the loom.
	I'm sticking around.
	I'm sticking around.
	Okay, so I'm not sure what this has to do with racism, but the reason I thought this was interesting is because he stole this.
	The drug dealer stole this from Brass Eye.
	Chris Morris had a show in the late 90s, early aughts, called Brass Eye.
	Sasha Baron Cohen stole every career is stolen from Chris Morris.
	And it was a fake news show that was fucking hilarious.
	And they'd also get celebrities to read scripts and stuff, like Sasha Baron Cohen shit.
	And they had an episode called Cake about a pill that was just as big as the robot you just saw.
	Remnants of something far worse.
	A new legal drug from Czechoslovakia called Cake.
	Oh.
	And luckily the story involves these people.
	Free the United Kingdom from drugs and British opposition to metabolically bisturbile drugs.
	Ted Moore reports.
	Cake first appeared in Prague last year.
	News reports showed victims inflamed with pain.
	Disturbing images like this.
	Like we just saw.
	I'm sticking right now.
	Can we skip ahead a bit?
	So they got these.
	That's a real guy.
	He's some like Nottingham celebrity.
	I forget his name.
	Just imagine how his mother fought.
	It's a fucking disgrace.
	Can we lose this thing about the slow crushing of his skull?
	No one understood how to get the message over.
	His name's Noah.
	I forget his name, but he's a big TV celebrity and they Would do these free promos just to prevent drug use.
	And so they had all these celebrities doing these anti-cake promos.
	Crushing of his skull.
	No one understood how to get the message over better than this man.
	And if you're sick on this stuff, you can puke your fucking self to death.
	One girl threw up her own pelvis bone before she snuck the lid.
	What a fucking disgrace.
	Sounds like a lot of fun, doesn't it?
	Cake is a made-up drug.
	It's not made from plants.
	It's made from chemicals.
	By...
	Anyway, that's a Freudian slip.
	It's a made-up drug.
	I don't get it.
	Because that's a made-up drug, right?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	It's a made-up.
	They had him say that.
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	One of our listeners is some rich dude with his own plane who, when he saw this, he got in his plane and flew down to see them.
	Get the hell out of here.
	Yeah, like in Texas.
	He said, hey, I saw you on the show.
	And they go, hi.
	And he goes, let me try it.
	And they go, here.
	And he goes, that's yummy.
	Bye.
	I like that concept, but I still don't want my own little jet zipping around.
	I don't want to become one of those dead doctors.
	Interesting note here from our sponsor's agent guy.
	They have fresh inventory.
	Turns out the PBs love the meats and use promo code Gavin a lot, and we've had to expand the farm because of our promo code.
	Next year, Bubba and Hanks will be advertising and will be larger on GML.
	I don't know if this is meant to be read publicly.
	Anyway, I'm getting a divorce.
	My wife has been having an affair with our dentist, and I'm going to be staying at Bubba and Hanks' place for a while.
	Hopefully I can get back on my feet.
	She's...
	Wait, no, this is not meant to be read aloud.
	They should clarify.
	Yeah.
	In the future, just write in all caps.
	Don't say this out loud.
	All right, next subject.
	We're moving fast here.
	Boopadoo, we got racism.
	We cover feminism every episode, Trump, gayness.
	Let's do the Antifa BLM ad, which is, I believe this segment is called Fuck You Dad.
	Because that's really what Antifa and BLM are about, ultimately, right?
	Look at these fucking horrible, weak users.
	Fuck your dad.
	I wonder what that quote is from.
	Fuck your dad.
	Sounded like Jeff the Drunk meets Clint Eastwood.
	Here's a fun story.
	Two, three.
	So I believe it's called Paz, Portland Occupied Zone.
	So that started because rent, I remember this when I was a little punker.
	You'd say rent is theft and housing is a right.
	I remember even being 18 and saying stuff like that and thinking, I don't really understand how that is a right.
	I don't understand, because my parents had property at the time.
	And I thought, how do my parents pay the mortgage of the home they bought if the renters aren't paying their rent?
	How is it then?
	Like, was the, maybe if the house was just sitting there, like, by nature, and you're, like, say you're living in a cave.
	Like when I was in Israel, there was Palestinians that were living in caves.
	I could see charging rent for that.
	You could say, that's theft.
	God made this cave.
	Okay, maybe.
	You got a point.
	But a house that someone built, you got to pay for that.
	Anyway, so this, they said, these guys are getting evicted and it's not fair because of COVID.
	They haven't had a chance to make money.
	We can't evict people during COVID.
	It's unfair.
	And I almost get that.
	I mean, not really, because I understand that landlords, often they don't even own the mortgage.
	This is owned by a bank.
	It's all part of a big chain.
	You can't just clip the end of the chain and expect the rest of it to work off.
	You can't cut the head of the snake and expect the rest of the snake to live.
	But that's not even true.
	This house hasn't been paying rent for something like 10 years.
	What does it say?
	The Kinney family, the people Antifa in Portland created, the people Antifa in Portland created an autonomous zone to protect, haven't paid for the house they occupy since 2017.
	Long before COVID, folks.
	In lawsuits, they claimed they are citizens of a made-up country and aren't subject to U.S. law.
	So they've already had a pause way before there was pauses.
	Someone just built a pause around their paws.
	They just rode that out until it worked out for them.
	They hit the squatter lotto.
	That's the level of clown world we're in where you can come up with a ridiculous notion, which is actually a Mr. Show sketch.
	On Mr. Show, the guy declares his house, this isn't in the notes, an autonomous zone, and he gets passports made and money made.
	And the FBI comes over and says, all right, that's fine.
	It's yours.
	You got it.
	And then he gets really lonely and bored.
	And he wants to go to America on vacation to meet people.
	That ridiculous thing was a hilarious sketch on a very funny sketch show called Mr. Show.
	Now it's real.
	It's like Thomas Sowell says you can go from liberal to conservative without changing your views because the background changes.
	And that's where we're at with Clown World.
	You make a joke in 2000 and it's reality by 2020.
	These people came up with an absurd notion in 2017 and the notion became mainstream three years later.
	It's getting faster.
	I remember it used to take like 20 years for a comedy sketch to come true.
	By the way, I've documented 13 Mr. Show sketches that have become true.
	All right, let's go to the next thing.
	Election Gate.
	Oh, this one is good.
	This one is a good one.
	It gets you pumped.
	by the way, they're all good.
	I just wanted to buy time.
	I felt like I was shitting on the other.
	Those are great, the people sending them in.
	So I didn't mean that this one was better because I made it.
	Don't peel back the curtain.
	People don't want to knock down the fourth wall.
	There's a lot going on here.
	The GOP not allowed to watch was interesting, 2.6.
	I mean, the crazy thing about this is that every time you think it's over, there's more major news.
	That's why we called Election Gate.
	Watergate, by the way, has paled in comparison.
	Does anyone remember what Watergate was?
	That was Nixon recording everything.
	And he did, I think he got that from the previous guy.
	Was it Ford?
	And he recorded every meeting, everything everyone did.
	If he was taking a shit, it was on tape.
	And then he got kind of greedy with the recording.
	And he thought, let's tap the Democrats and see what they're up to, see if they're strategizing against us.
	And so he recorded the opposition.
	Okay, that's kind of rude, I guess.
	That's kind of Project Veritas of the right.
	Or I guess Project Veritas is on the right.
	But that's like Veritas overextending, basically.
	Okay.
	That's nothing compared to Election Day.
	This shit has been huge.
	And every day, like yesterday was the electoral officials.
	We still don't know what the fuck was going on with that.
	And then today we're finding out all of these people that were banned from monitoring.
	This photo was taken moments ago by a poll watcher at the Congress Center in Georgia for the signature audit, right?
	This is his vantage point.
	He cannot see anything and they are being kept corralled behind these barriers.
	How is this any different than before?
	So this is the sort of audit that's going on with the count where they're supposed to be able to recount them, but they can't go near it.
	As soon as he took his phone out, they came up to him and demanded he put his phone away and asked if he took any pictures.
	He said no.
	He's now being told he has to leave the area if he takes out his phone at all.
	Why?
	Why can't we just know everything?
	Speaking of knowing everything, Veritas dropped a major bomb today, 1-1, where they showed Assange right as he's applying for his pardon, saying it's an old recording where he had said, look, guys,
	we have a rogue employee who has a lot of data about the State Department, and he's going to drop it over the next few days.
	So we have to stop this, trying to prevent America from being compromised.
	But blow up that tweet?
	I wouldn't.
	You don't have to go searching someone else.
	Edward Snowden.
	This extraordinary recording, which I'd never heard before, confirms claims that WikiLeaks made for years, but its critics dismissed it as lies.
	One, Assange did seek to minimize risk to individuals.
	Two, the bulk release of cables was forced, not intentional.
	In other words, give the guy a Kit Kat.
	Give the guy a break.
	All right, next, I guess we should go to...
	We've got a Trump one.
	We've got a...
	We don't have an Islam one.
	I have an Islam one from my old show.
	We don't really talk about Islam that much anymore.
	I'm still not a huge fan, but I think we realize that China and communism is a much bigger threat to Western civilization than a bunch of inbreeding terrorists from London,
	living in London.
	All right, let's jump to COVID.
	If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.
	Your language is stupid.
	Fucking Chinese.
	Chinese vibrants come from China.
	Tina is asshole!
	Just keep your hands off my dog.
	So here's an unfortunate thing for the loonies on the left that they'll never look it up, so we'll never get vindicated.
	Trump was right.
	Remember that crazy talk he had about LED lights?
	Ultraviolet lights?
	And everyone laughed at him.
	And there was a woman, some black woman, who mouthed his craziness.
	Remember her?
	She'd lip-sync it and go, yeah, you can try lights.
	Some bleach.
	And then she'd have bleach in the counter or whatever.
	She got a show, which is unwatchable, where she just does more of that.
	She takes Trump's quotes and she lip-syncs them while trying to act dumb.
	But yeah, go back to that article.
	Ultraviolet emitting LED lights can kill novel coronavirus.
	Say scientists believe the research has commercial and societal implications given the widespread use of such LED bulbs.
	4D chess.
	Let's hope he has something up his sleeve for all this election stuff because it's looking pretty bad for you, Trump.
	What do you have to say?
	Believe me, and I am always right.
	Okay.
	Some of these on this button are Trump, and some of them are a shitty imitation.
	I think two are fake.
	Maybe that's a litigious thing.
	The beautiful wall, and then that one that just...
	Where they can't say, you stole Trump's voice.
	They go, no, it's an imitator.
	And then they have to prove, they have to find which ones are real.
	I don't know.
	All right.
	We're still zipping through this.
	I have a bunch of other COVID stuff.
	I have a bunch of other pop culture stuff, but we're moving fast here.
	So let's jump right to the mailbag.
	Oh, yeah, that's how fast we're going.
	We're cooking with gas.
	This is every show, folks.
	I just thought it'd be nice if they could see the variety.
	You know?
	Of course.
	The variety.
	Variatoire.
	This is from a guy named Ryan.
	It just says hitch shitter.
	Okay.
	Should we click on it?
	Screen this or let it go?
	So you can poop on the front of a truck.
	I would not like that.
	No.
	I wouldn't be able to relax.
	It seems kind of tense.
	Maybe The motion.
	Have you ever shit on a train before?
	Like, the motion's kind of.
	No.
	Hey, Gavin Rye, did CBC just report international voter fraud?
	What the heck is going on?
	And the headline says: CBS News senior correspondent Catherine Harridge, who, Catherine, I see you on Tucker all the time.
	You need to grow your hair.
	You look like a dude.
	Stop it with the Clark Kent haircut.
	Well, Dean I. Radcliffe leads the 17 intelligence agencies, and he has access to the most highly classified information that is held by the U.S. government.
	And he told CBS News that there was foreign election interference by China, Iran, and Russia in November of this year.
	And he is anticipating a public report on those findings in January.
	That was 2020, right?
	That clip?
	Yeah, December 16th.
	Well, that's pretty juicy when it was uploaded.
	See, I'm overwhelmed.
	I feel like I'm reporting on World War II in 1944.
	Like, Dresden is on fire.
	There's Jews being gassed to death.
	The Russians are marching over to giant armies.
	Some of them have no guns and no shoes.
	I can't stay on top of it.
	Election Gate is a fraud.
	Does that mean Biden doesn't get in?
	I don't think so.
	And when I say Election Gate is a fraud, I mean this election was a fraud.
	And it's amazing hearing the way the media writes about it.
	They go unsubstantiated claims or purporting the myth that the election was stolen.
	Or they say, disproven.
	Like they're just in the tank.
	Gavin, Spream Leader of the Fag Zone.
	To my protest, my girlfriend just went on birth control.
	She should go on birth control if you're not married to her.
	Fucking...
	You pull out and you jizz on the belly till there's a ring on it.
	I am no beta bitch dude.
	Should I expect her to lose interest in me?
	How can I trick her into getting off the pill?
	Have you ordered dealt with this in your dating life before you were married?
	Dude, it's very easy to get her off the pill.
	It's called this.
	Put that on her finger, and the birth control will come out of her mouth.
	What up, G-Dog and Phagus Aquarius Esquire III.
	First off, the show is amazing, and I watch it pretty regularly.
	Thank you, sir.
	You guys do great work.
	Oh, that's nice.
	I created this flat vector illustration of Gavin as Joker Face.
	It still needs a few refinements, but I think I'm pretty close to being happy with it.
	What do you guys think?
	I've also attached an eight-second clip of my Joker face.
	Pretty dope, huh?
	I love you guys more than a friend.
	P.S. I heard Ryan is a better guitarist than Jimi Hendrix.
	Is that true?
	In certain ways, yes.
	I'll explain later.
	Okay, let's see his Joker face, though.
	Okay.
	Joker face, buddy.
	Kind of half-assed.
	Too much eyes.
	Yeah, way too much eyes.
	Your eyes have to be like this.
	And you have to have more buildup.
	Yeah, that was just you smiling.
	You look like an old lady smiling.
	And that is a good Joker face, although.
	All right.
	We did it.
	We crammed a two-hour show into a half hour.
	Whoa, that kind of messes up your eyes.
	Badoo Bada Badi.
	So we have a bumper for thank you for calling.
	We're about to take calls.
	And what we do in the show when we take calls is we I drop pictures and auction them off for charity.
	And you guys call in and I hang up on people who try to cram in up too much boring information.
	But before we get to that, so it's going to be all calls now.
	Oh, why don't we do a couple calls?
	We could do that.
	Yeah, so the people at home can see what the show is like.
	But before we do that, we have some Christmas giveaways.
	So caller one gets a Bubba and Hanks prize pack.
	Did you give out the gifts for the last?
	Yeah, yeah, I forward that to the channels.
	So a Bubba and Hanks prize pack, a Beard Vet prize pack, and a Johnny Apple CBD prize pack.
	Caller number two gets the exact same thing.
	Nobody can do that like me.
	All right, so we're going to take some calls now, and then I'll do the get-fired thing.
	So why don't you go to our newest bumper, which is called Thank You for Calling.
	You are on the air.
	This is a fucking loser.
	You want me to learn, share, listen, understand why.
	Hey, why does it only get two things?
	You have one thing.
	Thank you for calling.
	It's great hearing from you.
	All right, next call.
	That's, I think, my favorite one so far.
	Got nice vibes.
	It's a lot of fun.
	So shall we set up the Skyper ding-dongs?
	Yes.
	Yes, and yes.
	I think I'm going to try to recreate these archetypal images.
	We have John Belushi in Animal House as Blutarski.
	What was his name?
	Pluto Blutarski or something?
	And then, of course, we have Mel Gibson in Beyond Thunderdome.
	By the way, while I Google imaged Mad Max to find this picture, it was nothing but porn.
	Am I stupid?
	Is there some sort of code I don't know about?
	Mad Max is some sort of porn code.
	I mean, a lot of it was some chick who's nude in, I think, in Thunderdome.
	We used to do that as kids in high school.
	We would watch all three Mad Maxes in a row on Friday nights in the burbs.
	And it is fucking long.
	And Mad Max 1 kind of sucks.
	Oh, man.
	It kind of doesn't really go anywhere.
	It's a bit of a mess.
	Thunderdome rules.
	And then Road Warrior is pretty good, too.
	Road Warrior's better.
	No, Road Warrior's better.
	Wait, is this one Road Warrior?
	I think the first one's Road Warrior.
	I don't know.
	Number two is Road Warrior, and three is Thunderdome.
	Have you seen either of them?
	Uh-uh.
	So why are you sitting there pontificating going, yeah, I think actually.
	I've heard Anthony talk about and you, but I thought Road Warrior was the first one.
	Okay, you're not allowed to contribute when you don't know anything.
	He seems like a reasonable guy.
	You can run, but you can't hide.
	Yeah, I know that.
	It's just like with Nail and I. I know like 19 quotes, but.
	We have so much fun stuff for you during the Christmas holidays.
	Let me just, and we're going to do a commercial for it.
	But we did a new show called Carboys, where Ryan and I teach you about cars, which we don't seem to know very much about.
	So one of them is just like an instructional guide.
	And then the other one is like those West Coast shows where the guys have like horns and fucking ripped jeans and rings and shit.
	So two car show spoofs.
	We also have me and Milo watching With Nail and I, which is two and a half hour with all the pausing and everything.
	Then we have Ryan and I opening presents for Christmas.
	We're going to probably dump the Joe Rogans.
	We also have a wonderful instructional mini doc on how to box that I put together that's fascinating.
	And we visit a friend in a place.
	Oh, and we also go to John Kinsman.
	We visit him in prison.
	So we've got like five mini movies coming up when we're gone for Christmas.
	So don't you worry your pretty little head about any of this shit.
	And that includes a big long interview with his wife Zenoa because we were in the car with her for 12 hours and at the hotel.
	So we had plenty of time to chat.
	All right.
	We got Justin on the line.
	Hi, Justin.
	Oh, and we also go to Justin.
	We could pause the show and kind of bring it in over here where the action is.
	Justin?
	When we're gone for Christmas.
	So don't you?
	Justin, we don't need to hear our own show.
	Yeah, listen to us through the phone.
	I'm going to mute you for now.
	And when you realize what's happening, just listen to the phone feed.
	Thank you for calling.
	Okay, we got Arthur.
	Hey, Arthur, what's up?
	Dog.
	This is not good advertising for the show.
	No, we're trying to show people who don't normally listen to the show.
	All right, I got to show us.
	All right.
	This is going to check, check.
	Can you hear us?
	Can you hear us?
	Hello?
	Hello.
	I can hear you now.
	That's fantastic.
	The first guy probably couldn't even hear us.
	We were giving him shit.
	I didn't hang up on him, though.
	Okay.
	What's up, Broham?
	Not much, you guys.
	I've been trying to call in for a while, but I just wanted to go through a couple points on Christianity that.
	Well, fine.
	Christians going to Israel.
	You said you had a problem with that because Christians are about convert or die.
	But that's not exactly the case.
	The whole point of the end times is to deal with Israel and the church as a completely separate body.
	They'll eventually convert, but the end times are so bad to drive them against the wall to accept Christ.
	So that sounds pretty bad for the Jews.
	Yeah.
	But we've been facing persecution as Christians for thousands of years as well.
	Okay.
	There's people killed to this very day for being Christians all across the globe.
	Yes, it's terrible.
	And no one ever talks about it, which is the worst part.
	Not the worst part, but it's the really bad part of it.
	But let's explain to everyone at home what we're talking about.
	So there's Christians who go to Israel and they rejoice because they see this as part of what the Bible prophesies.
	And eventually we'll have end of days.
	It'll be complete and utter chaos.
	And then all these Israelis will convert to Christianity and we'll all go to heaven together.
	Right?
	Right.
	Well, if I was a Jew, I wouldn't be too jazzed with that concept, that things are about to get so bad that I'll convert to Christianity.
	Well, that's what they're destined for, and that's what their own texts have been telling them for forever.
	The Old Testament goes through it, so their own texts should tell them that, and that's exactly what Christ has made them blind himself for, because he held them accountable to know their own texts, and he told them the exact day that he would show up,
	the exact specifications that he would fulfill, and they still didn't recognize him.
	Huh.
	So the Torah says that Jews will convert to Christianity?
	Well, it says that they will recognize their Messiah the second time.
	That's why everything, all of the people in the Bible, they always, or at least the Old Testament, all your Old Testament heroes and stuff, they basically screw it up the first time and then they make good on the second time.
	So like, take for instance, Moses.
	He goes and he kills one of the Egyptians who's attacking one of his people, and he thinks that they're going to take his side.
	He's like, hey, I just helped you.
	And they're like, who the hell are you?
	Get out of here.
	So then he has to go out and, you know, God talks to him and tells him, hey, you've got to go back.
	Finally, they accept him that time.
	Right.
	It's always that same theme.
	They always screw it up the first time, get it right the second time.
	Interesting point.
	Thanks for calling.
	You know the problem with talking about the Bible is you inevitably get into the cool guy talk where Jesus says, fuck you.
	And I do it all the time, too.
	I'm like, so Moses says, all right, I've had enough of this shit.
	And then he fucking parts a C and he saves everyone.
	Everyone's like, thanks, dude.
	It's like drunk history.
	Yeah.
	We got to do that.
	All right, now we're going to keep taking calls, but you got an idea.
	I didn't actually cram it into half an hour, did I?
	You got an idea of what this show is like.
	We have many, many other facets, including sketches and a green screen where we go through videos.
	But that's a rough idea on what the more newsy episodes are like, which are usually the Monday episodes.
	Because on Mondays, I haven't seen you for four days, so we've got a lot to catch up on.
	So this was a little teaser about what a Monday is like.
	Please go to censored.tv and sign up.
	And also, while you're at it, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	When I was young, I believed in Santa Claus.
	What a good jam that is.
	Das Icht ein Jam.
	Justin is back.
	Yes, I am here.
	What's up, dude?
	Hey, guys.
	I'm Leia.
	Sorry about that.
	I don't know.
	It was weird.
	I might have heard the guy talking, but I couldn't.
	It was our bad.
	Mine.
	But yeah, I just wanted to know, did you listen to Howard at all this week, man?
	Oh, yeah.
	Dude, I think the Paul McCartney interview and the George Klin interview were filmed on the same day.
	Because if you go to their YouTube page, they don't normally show back-to-back interviews on YouTube, but for some reason they did this week.
	Not only is Howard wearing the exact same outfit and sunglasses, which, okay, I can kind of understand he kind of wears the same shit all the time, Robin is wearing the same purple blazer, but her scarves are different.
	And it's clearly the same day, because for whatever reason, they won't show for all the Paul McCartney clips they put up.
	You don't get to see Paul McCartney talking on Zoom.
	You just hear his voice over pictures.
	But you can for Cooney, and it looks like it's like kind of, the room looks weird.
	But yeah.
	Who cares?
	I don't know.
	Why is this a big deal?
	He doesn't do that.
	Well, because he's the most honest man on radio.
	You know, he would never do that to his fans.
	But how is that betraying anyone to have a show that you did two interviews in one day and you because he claimed otherwise outwardly?
	Yeah, but who cares?
	Yeah, because he tries to pull it off like it's live and it's happening right now.
	But it just goes to show that he puts in minimal efforts for this contract that he has.
	It just pisses me off.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I don't think you have to go that.
	You don't have to be that meticulous to find things that are annoying about Howard Stern.
	The mask, I heard that George Clooney went.
	George Clooney was so irritating with his, I think that we get to, we get, it's like, can you fucking speak English, you annoying celebrity?
	He couldn't get one sentence out.
	It was infuriating.
	In a sense, British aristocrats do that?
	You get a character and you can't get a bad.
	And Joel Nathan called me up and said, he's kind of a hick.
	And I go, well, I'm from Kentucky, man.
	And he says, well, sir, let me just see if he does that real quick.
	What are you saying?
	One second.
	No, we really want him to sound like a hick.
	And I go, okay.
	So I took the script and I sent a tape recorder to my uncle Jack in Kentucky.
	He lives in Harrodsburg, Kentucky, you know.
	And I said to him, I said, read the whole script into this tape recorder.
	And I'll get you a dialect coach.
	I'll get you some money and a credit point.
	He's not doing it there.
	I've heard him do that in regular speech, though.
	Yeah.
	And then George Clooney says, Stern says, give me a holiday greeting.
	What should we say?
	And he says, Merry Christmas.
	Thanks for calling, by the way.
	Merry Christmas.
	Happy New Year.
	And wear a fucking mask.
	And then Stern goes, that's it.
	Exactly.
	Wear a fucking mask.
	And then they both go on a tangent about these goddamn masks.
	Jesus H. Christ on a crutch.
	I'm so bored of the masked police.
	No masks.
	That's what I say.
	I'm like Roberto Durant.
	Nicholas.
	What's up, Nick, the prick?
	Hey, guys.
	Hey, dude.
	So I got a great idea for the show.
	There's this funny TikTok.
	Pardon?
	He thinks he's mind-blowing, and he makes a crazy face like he's a joker.
	You guys should definitely throw it in the show.
	Have people send in them making joker faces.
	It could be a big segment, you know?
	That's pretty interesting.
	Yeah, thank you for calling.
	I appreciate that.
	We're getting a lot of great suggestions these days.
	One of them I didn't read out the other day was someone telling us to check out the Sleaford mods.
	Like we haven't talked about them 9 billion fucking times on the show.
	Angry Foreigner.
	You know that dude?
	Yeah.
	He emailed me and he goes, I'm not sure I can do a Sveedish accent, but he says, hey, Gavin, you should check out a comedian named Ryan Long.
	He is really good and he does amazing, funny sketches that is right up your alley.
	And I'm like, dude, do you watch the show?
	No, well, you guys don't accept PayPal.
	So in Sweden here, that's what we use, so I can't watch it.
	Well, maybe don't tell someone what to have on a show if you haven't looked it up.
	Another guy told me I should check out Adam Corolla.
	You ever hear of him?
	That weird esoteric fucking podcaster?
	And I should try to get on his show.
	Okay, why don't I get in a time machine and I'll be on his show about 10 years ago.
	Fucking Jesus.
	Alright, I started drawing Mad Max, but it was coming out as like too cool.
	Like I thought he was hot.
	Maybe if I do a goofy, shitty Mad Max, it'll be a little funnier.
	Next call.
	Patrick.
	Hey, hey guys, how you doing?
	Good.
	How are you, sir?
	Are you a cop?
	Nah, man.
	Proud of your boy, though, from Portland, Maine.
	How you doing?
	Oh, Portland.
	Oh, Portland, Maine.
	I'm good.
	I'm good.
	How are you?
	Good.
	Not the shitty Portland.
	Portland, Oregon is actually named after Portland, Maine.
	But I just called in to talk about social media and its future maybe with conservatives because right now you have Dan Bongino.
	He's really pushing hard on Parlor and Rumble.
	And in the past, you've had things like this, like try to get started.
	It's kind of fallen flat.
	I can't even think of their names.
	It was so obscure.
	But you've had kind of, you know, stuff like that.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, maybe it's built down, but nobody used it.
	Never stuck.
	I like Parlor.
	Had really tried Rumble.
	But do you think that there's a future for maybe banking, other stuff like that, that people like you and Laura Loomer have been banned off of?
	Do you think there's anything like that in the future at all on the horizon?
	I just maybe thought what maybe you think.
	Yeah, well, that's what I'm learning while we explore new payment processes.
	It's amazing how many there are.
	And they're not that expensive.
	They're a little bit, they're more than Stripe.
	Everything is more than Stripe.
	But porn, CBD, cannabis people, they've had to find solutions to this a long time ago.
	That's the beauty of the free market, is that it figures things out.
	So I would argue that capitalism finds out ways around all this other shit, like finding new banking, that kind of stuff.
	But the social media, the narrative is a much trickier thing to correct because they deal in propaganda and the free market deals in facts.
	And I think also there's not as big of a market.
	I mean, you see like these TikTok, for instance, almost nobody that I hang out with or even associate with who would ever vote conservative uses TikTok.
	And that's just anecdotal, of course.
	But I mean, I don't think there's as much of a push for people like, you know, me or maybe even you to use things like Instagram and think I like using it, but like, you know, maybe conservatives aren't as into it.
	Yeah, it's not really that important as we're not willing to fight for it.
	But payment processors, you know, I talked to Laura Loomer the other day, and she has a complete opposite attitude.
	She's like, we're fucked.
	She goes, when Biden gets in, Proud Boys are going to be a terrorist organization.
	You're going to jail.
	I'm going to jail.
	Everything's over.
	We're all going to die.
	Wham.
	And maybe she's right, but I don't think so.
	I just think, I think the hopeless, the ship that sailed as far as America goes is the narrative.
	If you're a Nazi to them, you'll always be a Nazi.
	There's nothing you can do to fix it.
	So fuck it.
	Yeah.
	All right, buddy, thanks for calling.
	Yeah.
	Speaking of TikTok, you know who's blowing up on TikTok?
	By the way, did you record those first two callers, their numbers?
	I can get them in there.
	So you forgot again.
	Yes.
	Because we had audio issues.
	This guy's got a million motherfucking TikTok followers.
	Our very own punk rock patriot, Jonathan Morandi.
	A million TikTok followers.
	Yes.
	Wow.
	Yeah.
	Pretty fucking interested.
	Jennifer.
	Hello, Jennifer.
	Hey, guys.
	How are you?
	Good.
	How are you, Jen?
	I'm good.
	So I'm from Memphis and MLK, you know, he was shot at the Lorain Motel.
	Can you guys hear me?
	Yeah, I can hear you.
	Great.
	Okay, I'm sorry.
	So after, a little while after he died, they decided to convert it to the Civil Rights Museum.
	But first they had to evict all the homeless people that they had allowed to live there.
	So everyone left.
	Everyone left except for one lady named Jacqueline Smith.
	They basically had to grab her and forcibly threw her out with all of her stuff.
	Wouldn't that be funny if they had to shoot her?
	Okay.
	So this was, I guess, probably 30 years ago.
	I was in second grade on a field trip going to the zoo.
	And the teacher's like, okay, so to your left, you'll find a protester named Jacqueline Smith.
	And I went through everything that you just said, or that I just told you.
	And they said she felt like Martin Luther King would not want it this way, that he would want, you know, to still provide housing for homeless people.
	So she set up a table to protest and put signs and everything.
	This is right outside of it.
	And she stayed there.
	Gavin, she is still there.
	Really?
	Yes.
	30 years later, she is still there.
	No, no.
	Across the street.
	Martin Luther King was shot 50 years ago.
	No, no, no.
	I'm saying this is when she started protesting.
	They didn't convert it to the Civil Rights Museum until a while after.
	Oh, I see.
	Okay.
	So she's been there for 30 years protesting this?
	30 years.
	And she's got all these signs and everything.
	In fact, you can even Google MapIt and she's just right there with her signs.
	She stays there all day.
	They say that an unknown friend or something that no one knows about is where she goes to shower and, I guess, sleep.
	But yep, 30 years later.
	Wow, that's great.
	Good story.
	Thanks for calling.
	Lady still protesting.
	The Civil Rights Museum.
	I assume she's black.
	She's probably nuts, right?
	So for those two first callers, just email me because I just take the number and I ask you for your email or your shipping stuff.
	So just ryan at censor.tv and send your shipping info.
	So you're saying that you lost their numbers now?
	Correct.
	Wow, you really fucked up.
	But the funny thing about it is, I reminded you right before we started taking calls and said, don't forget, we got two callers here.
	They get these prizes.
	I know.
	Them not being able to hear us really threw me off.
	Well, my point is you're pretty easily thrown off.
	I guess that's a light push into the off area, just not having communication with the callers, but it's weird.
	Alan, agree.
	Oh, he just dropped.
	We got Louise.
	Louise or Louis?
	Oral Say.
	Orale.
	Orole.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	How you doing?
	Good.
	How are you?
	Hey, Gavin.
	Last week he called me.
	Pretty good guy, dude.
	That got to my heart.
	It got to my heart.
	Right on.
	I just sent you guys three growth babes to the mailbag.
	I think these are pretty interesting three.
	So maybe you guys want to check them out.
	We'll turn out, yo.
	Wait, what's the three growth bags?
	Gross babes.
	Gross babes.
	Gross babes.
	Gross babes.
	You know, yeah.
	You know, so you guys could, you know, analyze and assess, see what's going on.
	I think these are pretty cool.
	Like, they're, I don't know, gross babes, you know?
	Gotcha.
	Okay, thanks for calling.
	We'll check them out.
	You know, I was thinking about this today.
	We were talking about how, or I was talking about how Katy Perry has no sex appeal and Lady Gaga is the same way.
	And I have no idea why because they're both clearly beautiful women.
	But then I was like, well, who would you think doesn't have sex appeal and is a fucking barn burner?
	And there's this chick who's suing the Daily Beast.
	Yeah, she's suing the Daily Beast.
	She's blonde.
	She's got a real aristocrat kind of Connecticut name.
	And she is, I don't know, she's not that hot.
	Like she's hot, but she's like a normal seven.
	But there's just something about her that is so sizzling hot.
	Sizzling.
	This one?
	Yeah.
	What's her name?
	Carson Griffith.
	Google image Carson Griffith.
	She's probably old, probably like 39 or something, which is old as far as, you know, young women go.
	She's a young.
	Look.
	Oh, I remember you, brother.
	Yeah, remember her?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Like, look at her there.
	She's kind of fat.
	And you're just like, I would smash that to smithereens.
	That would be like, I need a hotel.
	I need a bag of Coke in a hotel.
	This is going to take two days.
	I don't want to clean up that area.
	I just want to leave it when it's finished.
	Yeah.
	Like, that's a lot of work to do.
	That's a real fixer-upper.
	Meaning, not that she needs repaired, but I would be hard at work for 48 hours on that.
	Anyway, let's look up his gross babe.
	All right.
	Coming in at number one.
	Terrible drawing of Mad Max.
	Q Wang.
	Tennis player.
	Q Wang.
	Let's have a look at her.
	We know Ryan's not big on the Asians.
	I'm not really seeing much of her face.
	Like, she's...
	This isn't really representational.
	Can we see her normal?
	Okay.
	That looks like a normal face.
	Here's a regular normal.
	I mean...
	I don't think gross.
	I mean, the gross has to...
	There has to be some gross parts of it.
	Yeah, she's just kind of dull.
	I don't know.
	I don't see a lot of zing in there.
	Like a CBD.
	My previous babe was a gross babe.
	Yeah.
	This is like a dude.
	So sorry, that's a no.
	Grammar and spelling are important.
	Number two.
	But if you want to write essays that inspire, messages that forge brighter connections, and emails that you're going to be able to do.
	They're plain.
	She's a five.
	God, dude, you're really into margarine.
	You're talking about just like plain babes.
	And who's this?
	Suzanne Santo.
	You're a five-monger.
	All right, that's enough.
	Five monger.
	Next.
	Yeah, there's no gross in this part.
	Boo.
	Boo.
	Waste of time.
	Okay, Maggot or Magadou?
	Magaju, I learned.
	Magajou.
	Ryan, you get mad credits for that.
	I'm not going to shit on you right now.
	Hey, Gavin McDicklis.
	How you doing, bro?
	I'm good.
	How are you?
	I'm good.
	I'm good.
	So I was going to talk about how we should cheat, but I want to address the dickhead who called in about evangelical shit and why all the Jews are going to burn and convert or whatever.
	Yeah, fuck him.
	Like, I don't want to sound like a choosing bear because, you know, we don't have a lot of allies, but like, bro, you're not that different from the radical Islamists if you're like, all this apocalypse and death is going to convince you to join a religion.
	You're just like a faggot.
	But what about what he said about the Torah saying that?
	I think that's not true.
	Like, I used to go to a temple, and there's nothing that indicates that there's going to be an apocalypse and all that jazz.
	I think that's pretty made up.
	Or maybe they're misinterpreting some shit, but hey, he's entitled to his beliefs.
	I just think it's pretty retarded.
	Do you think that Jews are the most persecuted people in the world, though?
	Or they're very prosecuted, more so than Christians.
	Prosecuted?
	Persecuted.
	Jews are more persecuted than Christians.
	No.
	I gotcha.
	I don't think it's a contest.
	I think it depends on.
	You know what I mean?
	It depends on the era.
	It depends in which area.
	True.
	There's no word for anti-Christian thing, but there's anti-Semitism.
	So here's a joke.
	So it wouldn't be the worst thing to convert to Christianity.
	He might get an easier deal.
	No, Christians are getting killed.
	I think 200 Christians get killed every day.
	I'm not like sensitive about folks.
	That's no big deal.
	I'm not saying, oh, Christians are more persecuted or Jews are more persecuted.
	Like, I don't give a shit about that.
	Like, I agree Christians in the Middle East, like, Hops and shit, are absolutely being persecuted and it's horrible.
	As a Jew, I stand with them.
	We should unite.
	But, like, don't try to convert me.
	I think that's stupid.
	I don't think that, like, helps anyone.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	This sucks.
	Oh, wow.
	I'm crumpling it up.
	Fuck.
	Shitballs.
	Mike Port.
	Oh.
	It's actually port.
	Is there a way you could.
	It sounds like you're covering your phone or something, or it's a little muffled.
	Is there any way to fix that?
	Any better?
	It sounds like you're calling us from an orange.
	Yes.
	But like a non-ripe orange.
	Yeah.
	That's better.
	My phone's so fast.
	It's too cheap to buy a new one.
	Sounds perfect.
	Okay, perfect.
	So I just wanted to thank you, Gavin, for asking the question of why are farts so loud?
	Oh, good.
	Because it ate up my whole afternoon with hilarity.
	So apparently, the faster air moves down to your asshole.
	Wait a minute.
	Stop, stop.
	Where was this discovered?
	You were in a science class or something?
	Stop.
	Where was all this discussed?
	No, no, no.
	I looked all this up.
	I was looking at articles all day about why farts.
	A rabbit hole about the police.
	Oh my God.
	The biggest rabbit hole ever.
	So they were saying, actually, so if you're bending over, your farts are going to be lower notes.
	And if you're like, you were squeezing your anus together, it would be higher.
	So that got me thinking, hey, it's basically an instrument, right?
	Could you not train your butthole to like form fire and rain or something like that?
	Fire and rain.
	You know?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And so that got me on to several different things.
	I think here in about, I'd say it's probably two or three months.
	What I want to do is I want to call back for two or three months and play some songs on my asshole, if you would allow me.
	Okay, permission granted.
	Thank you for calling.
	This is a thing people do.
	They always say they're going to do a thing, you know?
	You got to follow through.
	And it's like, just do the thing.
	Like, I can't tell you from Vice Days and everything, how many times people pitched me a column.
	And the first column would be, hi, this is going to be a look at sex and sports.
	And we're going to talk about how sexuality and sports are the same.
	And then they'd never even do the next one.
	Like, just start writing a column.
	And if it starts being about mostly sex and sports, then fine, you can do that.
	Don't give me a glossary.
	Like, don't ask permission to write about fucking farts.
	Just do it.
	Yeah.
	Look up Mr. Methane, too.
	He was on the Stern Show for inspiration.
	Wyatt?
	What's up, guys?
	Hey, guys.
	What's going on, guys?
	Nothing much, guys.
	Hey, um, I wanted to talk about, you know, secession, basically.
	Should we do it?
	I mean, I don't know if it would be legally possible because either you'd have to have all the states agree to it, or you'd basically just have to create revolution.
	I'm going to go.
	But that's the only real, those are the only two ways.
	But you have to look at Texas history, for example.
	Texas history, once they seceded, that was their darkest times in history.
	Like, give me the brass tax of this.
	Like, how does this work?
	We take guns to the streets and we build our own chazz and chop and then tell cops they can't come in?
	Well, I mean, it would be virtually just like any other state.
	So, I mean, Texas, like, I live in Texas, so I'll just make Texas as an example.
	And so Texas would basically have to, like I said, ask permission from the actual United States, every single state, all the other 49 states, I'm pretty sure.
	Okay, so first we have to...
	Chad, you young people and your hypotheticals, it's just so far from reality.
	So first we have to get the Texas politicians on board and say, can you ask formal permission to secede?
	And then we see if they're willing to do it?
	Like, how does this work?
	Pretty much, yeah.
	Okay.
	Yeah, legal, that's, that's illegally.
	Okay, how do you illegally secede?
	What?
	How do you illegally secede?
	Like, how does it work?
	Revolution would be the...
	Yeah, that's just a word, though.
	Like, how does it work?
	You'd have to get every Texan to expand the borders.
	Yeah, you would have to get...
	You have to have to take over the...
	Yeah, you'd have to take over the government.
	Then you'd have people in Texas that might not want to.
	You're taking over the American government or the Texas government?
	Well, then they did it in 1861 when...
	What was the population then, though?
	Yeah, on February 5.
	They did it On February 1st, 1861, when they formed the union.
	Tiny population with no structure.
	So it was building a country from scratch, basically.
	There wasn't really much there.
	But now we've got a lot there.
	Yes.
	Correct.
	So, how is that dismantling?
	I mean, it's a lot easier said than done.
	Yeah, that's my point.
	I honestly think.
	Oh, and I've seen a number.
	I love talking to kids.
	It's an interesting concept there, but it seems impossible, right?
	Well, this is a great, that's a great song by Krass, Bloody Revolutions.
	Where Zyklon B succeeded, North Sea Gas Will Fail.
	Saying, like, who, okay, now that we've had the revolution, who's paying for this?
	Like, who handles the oil?
	Who handles the jobs?
	You see these communists fantasize about what their job will be after the revolution.
	Like, I want to design uniforms.
	Anyway, next call.
	Having a hard time finding the population at the time there.
	It's on my chart.
	Oh, the population of, but no, of Texas in 1861.
	You're having a really hard time finding that.
	James Coke Stories.
	It says population.
	Just go population Texas data.
	600,000 total.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's it.
	But there's free and then there's slaves, and then that number's broken down, so it's hard to tell who would actually matter in that.
	James Coke Stories.
	James Melville Fennon, reporting for duty.
	Can you hear me all right?
	I'm grateful for your service.
	Thank you very much.
	You're my favorite bedwetter, and you've convinced me not to drunk broadcast anymore.
	Bless me, Father Felch of the Fag Zone.
	Dude, you're one of my favorite storytellers.
	Even Gay Voice Gavin from Deaths of Cool tells great stories.
	So I have a selfish request.
	I hope others will enjoy it.
	But not the story of throwing bags out of a boat in Costa Rica, but like true cocaine bender war stories, like, you know, we're so high this one time, blah, blah, blah.
	I think Death of Cool, you get into that quite a bit.
	And like you said, you're one of my favorite storytellers.
	So I'd love to hear some of war stories of, you know, the legend when you used to partake, if you don't know, I don't know.
	But Ryan, if you're able to get to your team, thank you for calling.
	Thank you for calling.
	I hope that's not a real vet, and I just shut him up.
	Oh, it's Jim.
	Okay, let's Jim Fannin.
	Let's take Jim up on his offer.
	So it's Costa Rica at the time.
	The house we had was in Montezuma, which was called Coca Rica Montefuma.
	That's how much drugs there were.
	That's probably why we bought a place there.
	And so there's tons of pot going around, and it wasn't easy to get laid there.
	It was a surf town that was, unless, like if you're rich, you can take a prop plane to Tambor and then, or Tamarindo or something, and then drive down.
	And that's not the worst thing in the world.
	But you need hundreds of dollars to get there fast.
	Most people who are young, our age, would take the bus and then the ferry and the bus.
	It takes like a fucking day and a half sometimes to go what is really just like 50 miles because it's in a peninsula.
	It's a real pain in the ass.
	Anyway, so 99% of the people there are surfer dudes.
	So it was very hard to get chicks.
	So one year there were these two girls there.
	There were Canadian girls.
	So I had traction.
	And me and this other dude, Robbie, were working on them.
	But they weren't interested in him.
	He was too old and fat.
	And they knew who I was.
	So I had a chance for a threesome here.
	And then I think he said he wanted to come watch.
	And I was like, no, no, we're not doing that.
	Anyway, so we're on our way there and we're on the beach and she smokes a joint.
	So I take, she smokes the joint, she starts feeling really bad and then she goes, I'm having a panic attack.
	And this British guy goes, it's all right.
	It's all right.
	You're having a white tea.
	You're just having a white tea, which I guess means so pale.
	So I thought she was kind of exaggerating, and she was just trying to get me to go to her hotel room without the chick because she wasn't interested in a threesome.
	I know threesome is a lot to ask for.
	I'm going to have anyone's dog for a bone.
	So we go.
	So I go, here, I'll take her back to a room and then I'll come meet you guys in a sec.
	I just got to escort her back to the room.
	So I take her back to her room and the door closes.
	And we're in like a weird little cabin that's open to above.
	So like I could take a pebble and I could, there's obviously a roof, but I could throw a pebble into the next cabin, I guess for ventilation or something.
	So she's, we get in there and I start taking my clothes off.
	I make out with her bit and she goes, stop, stop.
	I think someone's trying to kill us.
	And then I realize, oh my fucking God.
	And we're high of our minds on Coke and pot.
	And I go, it wasn't an act.
	This is a genuine panic attack.
	She's freaking out.
	I'm not getting late tonight.
	So I lie with her.
	It's like probably three or four in the morning at this point.
	And then she's like, what was that?
	What was that?
	And I go, calm down.
	Nothing's wrong.
	We're going to be okay.
	That door locks.
	And then we start hearing maybe like an hour later.
	She's freaking out, by the way.
	Still there.
	I guess I should have just walked out, right?
	I can't remember why I didn't leave.
	But we hear like, and she goes, that's a butterfly knife.
	And I could tell it was the belt buckle of a guy in the next room fucking a girl.
	And his belt buckle was jangling because he didn't take his pants all the way off.
	But around 4.30, I start bad tripping.
	She brainwashed me.
	And we used to do this on magic mushrooms in high school.
	We used to say, if you start bad tripping, you're a leper, you go to the leper colony.
	I mean, We'll say, Don't, we'll tell you to have some orange juice, listen to Pink Floyd, whatever, but do not stay and infect the colony, or we'll all get it.
	She infected me, so then I start getting scared.
	Oh, yeah.
	And I can't remember what weapon I had.
	It was maybe like a penknife or something, but I'm sitting there with my penknife or my corkscrew.
	Yeah, that was it.
	It was a corkscrew.
	I'm sitting there with my corkscrew ready for the murderer to come in.
	And then we both get convinced he's not going to come in through the door.
	He's going to climb over one of these walls and jump at us.
	So we've got this whole plan for how like she's going to go into the bed and I'll try to stab him in the eye.
	And then we're up all fucking night, ready to deal with this murderer.
	Were you actually scared or you're just thinking?
	By the end of the night, I was 100% on board with her and we were both about to be murdered.
	And I didn't like that.
	I don't want to be murdered.
	So anyway, the sun comes up and she goes, the sun's up.
	The sun's up.
	We're okay.
	Everything's fine.
	Aren't you happy?
	And nothing bad could happen.
	Aren't you happy?
	And I go, no, I'm not happy.
	Because the fact that there was no murderer means we were wrong all night.
	And I just stayed up all night with you shitting my pants about some fucking invisible man with a butterfly knife.
	I never spoke to her again.
	Fucking bitch.
	But you do get, we used to get so wastey.
	There one time I was with my girlfriend who's now my wife and we've been smoking pot, doing Coke, whatever.
	And I just, I go, I'm so fucking glad that bald dude left.
	He was such a bummer.
	And now it's just you and I and we can hang out.
	And she goes, Gavin, we've been alone together all night.
	Oh, yeah.
	No one's been here.
	That's freaky and weird.
	And I was, I knew the bald guy.
	Like I could totally picture him.
	And he did not exist.
	That's really messed up.
	And I don't like it.
	And then there was another time I did get a threesome in Costa Rica.
	I conflate those two stories sometimes.
	And the two girls, I could tell it was their first threesome and they were not into it.
	This was not a porno.
	They weren't like, I'll move over here and you move over there and then we'll do this move.
	You could tell this was their first kick at the can.
	So I was just like pumping one and making out with her and then reaching over here and just sort of like casually fingering the other one.
	He was just sort of sitting like this.
	It was not just the worst threesome I've ever had.
	I think it's the worst threesome that has ever had history.
	Yeah.
	Do you think you fell for that shit because you wanted to get laid?
	Like you're...
	You were susceptible to...
	Or did you really believe it on your own?
	I believed it on my own.
	I think when you're that stoned, you know, with enough brainwashing, with enough...
	What's that?
	What's that sound?
	What's that sound?
	You start going, yeah, what is that sound?
	It's contagious.
	Speaking of contagious, you ever hear Michael Frog Jackson?
	Stupid.
	Referencing, of course, Michael Frogg Jackson.
	We have.
	Mike.
	Mike.
	Hey, guys.
	Hey, Dave.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hey, I just realized that, you know, you guys get a lot of tips for things that turn out to be ancient Chinese secrets and all that.
	But not everyone who calls or sends an email is a total retard.
	So yesterday I sent you guys an email, and you read about one sentence of it on the show.
	And I think it was because it was right after the guy who told you to check out Falling Down, that hot chip.
	So your radar was already pinging.
	I referenced this nigga's asshole naked.
	I wasn't showing you the video of this nigga's asshole naked.
	I was just referencing it.
	Okay.
	And so I was wondering if you could pull that email up and give it a second glance.
	Okay, what was the subject again?
	This is recorded.
	This is the cop psychosis cop TV show.
	It's a totally different clip.
	It's my favorite cops video.
	It was in the trailer.
	I got timestamps and stuff on the email, and the guy's just his wife dropped machine.
	Okay, and you've 348, I believe, is where it is.
	Okay.
	All right, let's check it out.
	Sorry about that.
	Bye.
	All right.
	No problem, guys.
	Got it going back.
	So, should we read it now?
	Because we cut it off after the first thing.
	Let's see.
	How do I do this in a way that doesn't dox this, my lover?
	I got it.
	T minus 10 seconds.
	10 seconds is a long ass time.
	That is true.
	TV land.
	Why don't you just read it, you tard?
	Hey, guys, I want to clue you in.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Start seconds in there, this out of the middle of the street.
	After that, you can basically drop the needle anywhere.
	But 250 to 420, a minute and 30 seconds of airtime is where the real meat is.
	This guy is a human video drop machine from no tasers to I want a lawyer to this is my beliefs.
	You're a police officer and I'm respecting you.
	It's almost too much to choose from.
	But the crown jewel of this chip, of this clip, and the part that made it into cops intro for a few seasons, 348, where he yells the most obvious lie ever and then immediately reverses himself.
	I smoke some marijuana.
	I'm a marijuana smoker.
	To meth?
	Yes, sir.
	To meth?
	Yes, sir.
	All right, let's see it.
	This better be good, by the way, because you filed an appeal here.
	You're getting a retrial.
	As a judge, I want this to be good.
	So it looks like we're going to skip to 250, but before we do, let's see if we're skipping anything.
	Anything else?
	Put your hands behind your back right now.
	What'd you have?
	Some marijuana, sir.
	You on the influence of marijuana right now?
	Yes, sir.
	Okay, 250.
	Richard.
	No, no.
	You want to put it in the middle?
	Sitting down.
	That makes me never want to do drugs again.
	All right, so that was okay, sir.
	I'm not sure if it was worth the whole retrial.
	I think the lawyer thing should be a drop.
	What a lawyer!
	That was kind of funny.
	Okay, what do we got here?
	Jay's calling from Texas.
	Hey, you had some questions about the elector vote from yesterday?
	Yeah, I can't figure out what the fuck's going on with all this stuff.
	Yeah, so each party selects their own electors before the election happens.
	Yes.
	So in the swing states where Biden is allegedly won, the GOP went ahead and had their electors cast a vote in case court rulings come down and the judge is asking for a remedy, they can determine that,
	oh, the GOP did vote for Trump.
	So that's why both parties' electors voted.
	That makes sense.
	Okay, so we had the GOP go in there and cast votes on the off chance that the Dem Electoral College guys are rejected.
	Yes.
	But everyone was acting like the fact that they did that meant that Trump could contest the election now.
	I don't think it really has to do specifically with Trump.
	It's more the state.
	It's not the Trump fight.
	It's more the individual states fight.
	Each state has their own lawsuits going on right now.
	So if the states win their lawsuits, they have a remedy with the judge on the judge would have a remedy for his ruling as he could go with the GOP electors since they actually did cast a vote.
	There wouldn't be a remedy if they didn't vote.
	Okay, so it's totally and utterly meaningless.
	I mean, as of right now, yeah.
	If none of the lawsuits win.
	Huh.
	Okay, thanks for calling.
	It's slightly clearer now.
	Right now, I just don't get why everyone was so excited about it.
	I think they were just wrong.
	Was that the one in Michigan that they gave two different reasons why they couldn't go in?
	They said, first, it was a COVID thing, and then they let the Democrat electorate.
	No, that's a totally different thing.
	I'm talking about the fact that they said that all these electoral voters, whatever they're called, electorates, voted for Trump, and that meant that Trump could now contest the whole election.
	Oh, right, right, right.
	Which didn't seem to make sense.
	We got Joseph.
	Hello, buddies.
	What's going on, buddy?
	Well, not much.
	I called in last week, Lebanese guy, San Diego.
	Mail yeah signs.
	Anyways, this time I actually have something more of substance.
	How COVID was misrepresented as justification for this, you know, the unsolicited mail-and-ballot framework thing we saw.
	Okay, explain.
	So I took the time to organize it.
	Just bear with me.
	Stop me if you have questions.
	I'll be succinct, I promise.
	So I decided to take a look into how they got the numbers they reported, specifically the 250,000 death toll that we heard everywhere on the news and in the debates from Camela and Biden.
	And I think it comes from a place called the COVID Tracking Project, COVID Tracking Project, because it wasn't explicitly cited by CNN and all the other news stations, but every time I looked at their numbers, it matched up with what we saw on TV.
	They're using the same numbers.
	And so you've got to wonder how the hell did they aggregate these stats?
	Because it's pretty complicated.
	So I looked at the 250,000 figure, and it's a product of the COVID tracking project, which is a product itself of The Atlantic, The Atlantic publication, which I know you're familiar with.
	So I looked up the leadership of The Atlantic.
	The Atlantic was purchased by Steve Jobs' widow, Laureen Jobs, in 2019.
	She's just basically been spending her husband's fortune on media content.
	And then I looked into specifically the project, and it has like leadership, and it has all these names.
	And I looked up all of them, and the majority of them are data visualization specialists.
	And I looked that up.
	That job is basically you take complex data and you fashion it into something digestible for the general public.
	And of course, probably in a way that suits the agenda, whoever is paying for it, right?
	And so I just wanted to share a few facts on this.
	I don't want to sound like a weird conspiracy retard, but these are just facts, right?
	So she bought it in 2019.
	And in 2020, this year, she donated $500,000 to the Biden campaign.
	So basically, it's some confused Widow throwing her late husband's money at shit.
	She doesn't understand.
	She just thinks she's being a good person.
	Bezos' wife is doing the same thing, just shitting billions of dollars at charity without even looking at what it is.
	Right.
	So she basically got taken advantage of.
	And so if you go on the COVID tracking website, what is it?
	It's covidtracking.com.
	It looks very official, right?
	And you see they have like clearly number of cases, number of deaths, whatever.
	But if you actually click through like the, you know, the references and the citations, you realize that that figure of 250, now it's like almost 300,000, includes, quote, confirmed or probable COVID-19 case diagnosis per the CSTE case definition of April approved by the CDC.
	So basically that figure, the 250,000 plus figure of COVID deaths is a combination of confirmed and probable cases without distinguishing the two.
	So I looked up, hey, what the fuck does probable mean?
	Probable just means you don't actually have to do a test.
	If the person dies and they were experiencing two of these symptoms, sore throat, chills, headache, or one of the following symptoms, a cough or difficulty breathing, whatever, you get classified as a probable COVID death and that factored into the 250,000
	figure, right?
	So that's just...
	Everyone dying experiences those things.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	So the last thing I'll say about this website that I think that they're using from the Atlantic is that they deliberately refuse to report on recovery statistics, recoveries, right?
	And they say themselves, quote, if they were to report the recovery stats, it would result in a significant undercount of the true national number of people who have survived COVID-19.
	So they have no problem using fuzzy stats to like boost up the number of deaths, but they show restraint when it comes to showing the recovery rates.
	So anyways, I went down this rabbit hole, and I think it's interesting.
	That's all I have.
	Yeah, good work, dude.
	I wasn't bored for one second there.
	Thanks for calling.
	That sounds like sarcasm, but I'm not being sarcastic.
	Yeah, wow.
	That was a good little rabbit hole.
	And these numbers are the things that allow them to do things like, you know, shut down all the businesses.
	Well, Stern's whole thing is like, what's their motive?
	Why are they lying?
	It's like, their motive is money, dude.
	You get more funding when there's more of a pandemic in your area.
	And also, it was good for the DNC because they could do mail-in ballots.
	And that's what got what enabled them to cheat so much because the DNC is really good at fucking with your ballots when they're mail-in.
	Hello, war movie on Friday nights in the burbs.
	Correct?
	Hello.
	Hey, guys.
	How are you?
	Good.
	How are you doing?
	Good, good, good.
	Ryan, you're doing a great job.
	Thank you so much for your service.
	And I want to say that it's really important for fellow war movie vets like myself.
	I actually did a tour out in Hawaii about 20 years ago.
	I was an extra in Wind Talkers.
	If you remember that movie with me, oh, dude, you're a way bigger vet than me.
	I've only watched them.
	You've been in them.
	Thank you for your service.
	That's a purple heart.
	But the thing is, you know, there's a lot of us out here.
	We're underrepresented.
	And so for you to be out there, you know, talking about the cause, bringing the spotlight to guys, you know, like me that are just here sitting at home, I mean, it's a real big deal.
	So love you guys.
	Watch you every night.
	I appreciate your service.
	Ryan, you're doing a great job.
	We'll talk to you all later.
	Thank you, sir.
	Right on, dude.
	God bless.
	Thank you for your service.
	Thank you for my service.
	We're going to go.
	That gives me PTSD to watch.
	I'm sure it's disturbing.
	That was horrible.
	Sorry to bring you back there.
	My name is OK.
	Well, I'll be the judge of that.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Good evening.
	Good garden.
	Good evening, yes.
	Oh, okay.
	Good evening to the Iggy Amin of the Fag Zone.
	I'm glad to be talking to you guys today.
	You eat the poo-poo!
	No, no poo-poo here.
	And then they eat the poo-poo.
	I have a question about your book, Gavin.
	Ask away.
	The death of cool.
	So I think it was about three years ago, I read your book.
	And I just want to say, I wish you would write more.
	Your writing is very, very good.
	But you went through a period of time in your life where the wind of ambition went really flowing and you didn't know what you were to do with your life.
	My question to you is, if you were to talk to a 20-year-old who is not very sure of himself, What would you say, but still has like a drive to make something of themselves?
	What would you say to that person?
	Get a trade.
	You need a trade.
	If you are not driven and you do not have something calling you, saying you need to become an artist or a fucking ballerina, or if you don't have something calling you, which is perfectly normal, we have this weird sort of stigma on someone who doesn't have the calling,
	especially if it's not creative.
	Ooh, it's got to be creative.
	Creativity is so important.
	But if that's not calling you, then get a trade, man.
	They make such great money.
	They have such good times.
	It's just a great life being a plumber or being a welder or something like that.
	So that's my advice for you.
	If you don't feel driven, then don't do it.
	I always say to people, don't write if you can not write.
	Don't paint if you can not paint.
	The only people who should be painting are people who just can't not do it.
	And so don't, you know, don't sit there waiting for this massive wind.
	Just like get a trade, become an apprentice, and if a wind comes along, then ride on that.
	But there's like sitting and waiting around.
	And of course, another good tip I would say if you're looking for some sort of direction is to get in shape.
	Like I would say becoming a bike messenger, that intense fitness you need to do that job, really gave me clarity.
	Like I really started to figure out what I wanted out of life pedaling up and down the hills of Montreal in the snow.
	And tree planting helped too.
	But boxing every day at 50 is what's keeping me sane.
	Thanks for calling.
	What are these scratches on my arm?
	Thank you.
	Did I rape someone?
	It's like some werewolf shit.
	Yeah, it's all some werewolf shit.
	Have I raped before?
	What?
	These are my drawings I've done so far.
	We have John Belushi saying get fired, get in trouble and all that.
	And then we just have a weird kind of a squid Illuminati guy.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Clean your room.
	Hello.
	Yeah, it's like, no.
	Are you there, Bucko?
	Or did you eat a cracker and you're knocked out for a month?
	What's up, dude?
	Hello, hello.
	Hi.
	What's up, dude?
	I'm a fireman in Colorado.
	Calling in because a few of us firemen were having a little friends giving get together.
	And our department found out and freezed out.
	Did this whole citywide investigation?
	Told us that what we did was criminal.
	Holy shit.
	They equated it to getting like a DY.
	It was crazy.
	So they made all these threats.
	It lasted like a month.
	And then ended up just being like a verbal reprimand, no paperwork.
	And so basically what I drew from that was that they can't really tell us what to do when we're not working, but they wanted to make the impression that they could.
	So I was just wondering to see what you thought about that.
	Proud of your boy.
	Right on, buddy.
	The fag zone looks like Cheetzu Sambalan.
	Yeah, you know, it's funny the way they treat people who put their lives on the line to protect the rest of us, isn't it?
	Like, you think you'd be a little more careful about how you talk to firemen and cops and all these other people that are soldiers that are risking their lives.
	You fucking, the abuse they get.
	But yeah, it sounds like you called their bluff.
	Like, remember that happened with the Proud Boys in Pennsylvania where they found out one of the department heads was, or one of the firemen was a proud boy.
	So they said, well, fire him.
	That's a hate group.
	And I don't want it to appear on my fucking files.
	And they said, no, we all quit if you fire him.
	They said, okay, fine.
	You're all fired.
	The firehouse is shut down.
	Aren't people in danger now that you shut down a fucking firehouse?
	But I wouldn't underestimate what they can do to you guys.
	I've seen firemen get fucked for the stupidest shit.
	Like, these two guys I know of, I didn't know them, but I've heard this story about these guys in Yonkers where they were done their career 20 years and they're about to retire.
	They're indulging a little bit, smoking some pot once in a while, having a beer, and an HVAC unit falls on them, kills them.
	Now, the good side of that is your children and your wife get awesome pensions until they die.
	So you're dead, but there's a lot of money going to your family, unless you're high.
	And so they ran the blood and they found weed on one and booze and a little bit of coke that was lingering.
	And they got $0,000.
	Not one penny.
	The family didn't get a red cent.
	Fucking shit for a fucking bump.
	Sheesh.
	We got Troy.
	Troy, my boy.
	Boys!
	Hello, hello.
	Boys.
	Hello.
	What's up, dude?
	I waited an hour, so I'm not going to be as in-depth.
	I just wanted to know what you thought about Benjamin Netanyahu, recognizing that Joe Biden is the president-elect here after Trump kind of did a lot for that guy.
	Come to think of it moved the embassy to Jerusalem and kind of just stuck the Zionist dick for his entire presidency.
	And this is how the Jew repaid him.
	Also, Ryan, pull up 1 Thessalonians 2, verses 14 to 16.
	The Jewish rebellion spirits throughout history, man.
	Karl Marx, Lenin was the Jew, George Soros, and the whole brainwashing that you can't say anything regards them or you're considered anti-Semitic when Semitic is just a language group.
	It means nothing to them.
	Anyways, thanks.
	Wait, what was it?
	What was that chapter there?
	Sound like he was.
	1 Thessalonians chapter 2.
	How do you spell that?
	Verses 14 through 16.
	Yeah, Thessalonians?
	Yeah.
	Oh, my brother.
	I appreciate that you guys consider yourself Chaos, but you really need to get yourself in the Bible.
	Thessalonians, T-H-E-S-S-A-L-O-N-I-A-N-S.
	Everybody in the Bible, it says, is going to be done to the Lord.
	It doesn't say the Jews, yes, in the end time will convert unto Christ.
	But the rebellious Jewish spirit that rejected Christ, rejected Logos, rejected truth, Christ says, I am the truth, the way.
	This is the Christian understanding of metaphysics.
	Like when you get into deeper theology, like how you can combat atheism.
	They have really no grounds for their metaphysics or reality even being, but there's a deep, intricate study in Christianity.
	And the Jews, like the Jewish leadership, the same ones that control the media.
	So the Jewish leadership is the Jewish diaspora, which is pros of the Jewish people.
	The Jewish people aren't even necessarily like Jewish ethnically.
	It's anybody who worships the media, seeing, et cetera, rejects his truth as in Christ.
	But anyways, 1 Thessalonians chapter 2, 14 through 16.
	Okay, thanks for calling.
	Sound like you're not a big fan of the J's.
	Doesn't he sound like that?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Cole.
	Hey, what's going on, dudes?
	Are y'all familiar with Chris Lilley's show that was on HBO in the mid-2000s called Summer Hype High?
	Yeah, what's that again now?
	Summer Hype High.
	I remember that.
	Are y'all familiar?
	What of it?
	Just tons of opportunities for drops to be created for the show.
	And it's a good show where they weren't afraid to make jokes about being sexist or making fun of Aboriginals.
	I always expect y'all to talk to me.
	Oh, I remember this guy now.
	It's that gay dude.
	I think he's a Kiwi, actually, who does all those characters, including a black kid.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I remember that show.
	That was a funny show.
	I got to get my daughter to watch that show.
	It was high quality.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Look at that.
	You can get a lot of good drops.
	Okie dokie.
	That guy is fucking funny.
	The dude who did that show.
	Let's see.
	I think he got in trouble, though, because one of his characters was black.
	Our stuff doesn't need to be taught at school.
	Canteen's crap this year.
	Yeah.
	They changed all the bad foods into the good foods.
	Just taught.
	Don't let you do anything.
	No iPods, no phones, no hats, no undertops.
	I need special history.
	Yeah.
	We stopped special maths after year seven.
	I've been in every special class since I've gotten to high school.
	I remember one excursion we got to go to this park and it had, um, what were they called?
	I don't know.
	I didn't go.
	Oh.
	That didn't even seem like acting.
	Is this just like a...
	I don't think you chose the right thing, dude.
	Oh.
	You're so dumb.
	I mean, they make fun of Aboriginals and it's...
	And it's fucking...
	They're Australian.
	Or, no, they're Australian, so the thing...
	I don't know.
	What?
	I figured that was that.
	The guy said they make fun of Aboriginals.
	And I'm hearing two Aussies.
	I'm thinking I got the right thing.
	You've seen the show?
	If that wasn't familiar, you could have told me and I could have, you know.
	I don't know what the show is.
	Sounds like they were doing a parody of that documentary.
	Oh.
	There's not a lot of stuff on this.
	Was this like a 4-year-old show?
	So maybe HBO takes it all off?
	Maybe.
	This isn't it.
	Yeah, that's him.
	People are class don't even care because they're doing their work and they're concentrating and it's boring and all of a sudden they get a joke and they just get a little break from their work and they get delivered.
	So if that's being disruptive then fuck you.
	That's not disruptive.
	That's entertainment.
	Let's do something.
	Thank you.
	Jonah, I do not use that word in your class.
	Thank you.
	It's an English word.
	It's an English class, isn't it?
	Well, Jonah there has a contract.
	I got Jonah to come up with a list of promises that he thought he could fulfill in areas where he felt that he could make an improvement in himself.
	So we've got behavioral microphones.
	Okay.
	Mark.
	By the way, it's snowing outside.
	Oh, hello.
	Hell is a bitch getting into the city.
	Hell yeah.
	What's up, dude?
	Oh, man.
	I've been waiting for a fucking hour.
	Holy shit, I'm like six boots deep.
	Holy fuck.
	All right, cool.
	Well, shit, I don't have much to tell you other than thank you for what y'all do.
	You know what I mean?
	I drive like an hour and a half to work every day, do some blue-collar bullshit up in Northern Virginia, and y'all keep me entertained.
	How do you watch the show?
	Do you download it or something?
	No, I run the app on my fucking Bluetooth.
	And yeah, I just play it in the center console and kind of keep eye on it.
	It's mostly backroads and stuff, but I look down when I need to.
	And that doesn't eat up your data?
	You got like an infinite data plan?
	Oh, we got unlimited, so I'm good.
	Good, okay.
	At least I hope so.
	I don't know.
	I used to stay out of everybody, so it's whatever.
	But what I really wanted to say was that I forgot everything I was supposed to say because I'm six beers deep.
	But one thing to let any new dads out there know is that if you stir the formula instead of shaking it before you warm it up, it keeps the gas down in the baby because we got our second kid working on this here family,
	you know?
	So I figured I'd share that data.
	Oh, that's a good idea.
	Yeah, I know.
	Blue collar workers support your brother.
	Right on, dude.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	Sorry to make you wait so long.
	Is this good or I don't think this is very good now?
	Is that you with like a mullet?
	Oh, then he has bad.
	Lucas.
	Yo, can you guys hear me?
	Yeah, what's up, dude?
	Yo, how you doing?
	So I actually called, it's been a while, but I called a few months back.
	I made the best call ever to this show about the TikTok nurses.
	Anyway, so I sent Gavin, or sorry, I sent Ryan an email.
	I was actually, I was in DC on Saturday, and the Proud Boys, the two of them, got stabbed outside of Harry.
	They were actually like two meters in front of me.
	And I remember they, yeah, I actually, I, I, did I, did Ryan pull it up?
	I'm the guy in the Santa hat.
	I came out on the New York Post because they were calling for a medic, and I'm an EMT.
	So I went there and I was treating them.
	You know, I had, it was, it was crazy.
	I, I, I had their basically, I was, one of the guys was a lot worse than the other.
	I told the other guy, like, you're going to be fine because he was like a fat tub of shit.
	He laughed.
	The other guy was not doing well, though.
	He was, he was all like.
	You're talking about noble beards.
	The guy with the big long beard?
	Is that Jeremy?
	Yeah.
	One of the guys' names, should I dox him?
	No, don't doxx him, but there was a bearded guy with the big long beard.
	He was in a really bad way.
	I think he just got out now.
	Yeah, he was the guy.
	He was the first one I treated.
	And I was holding pressure and everything on him.
	And the medics took fucking forever to show up.
	But when they did, the worst part about everything was his wife was with him.
	And they were like, because the whole area was shut off because of the protest or because of, you know, whatever's going on there.
	And so she asked the medic, I'm like, can I go with you?
	And he's like, no, because of COVID, we can't bring you on the ambulance.
	So I said, okay, you know what, whatever.
	We'll ask the cop.
	Hey, cop, can I go?
	No.
	Hey, firefighter, can I go?
	No.
	So she was, you know, super like just distraught.
	And thank God we had, you know, Proud Boys there.
	And they're like, oh, you know what?
	We'll walk you in a fucking 30 minutes to the hospital just so you don't get ganged on by Antifa.
	And that just drove me crazy.
	Man, I told that firefighter, listen, dude, like I do what you do.
	And in this case, I would break the rules.
	But it's fucking crazy, man.
	This shit, let me tell you.
	What was the subject of the email there?
	The subject?
	Oh, it was one second.
	Yeah.
	It was a man light.
	Right.
	Oh, okay.
	That is it.
	All right.
	And yeah, so you want to show that up there.
	And the funniest thing about all this is that I'm actually a Groiper.
	I was there with the Groupers, with Nick, and everything.
	So I want to make it official here.
	The Groipers and Crowdboy, handshake, epic collab.
	We have no beef with you guys.
	It was a Groiper who saved those two dudes.
	So we want to work together.
	We have no bad blood with you.
	And that's it, basically.
	Well, what about Groipers coming up to Enrique and asking him if he supports sodomy and the Bible and stuff and starting a fight?
	Yeah, they're doing like the TPUSA Charlie Kirk type trolling, and then they got beat up 30 minutes afterwards.
	Those are just lone streamers.
	I heard about that, but I did hear that.
	Yeah, maybe those were some streamers that did that, but I did hear that there was a hit put out on Groipers by Proud Groik.
	A hit is like a trend.
	Not murder, but like they think we're faggots and all that stuff.
	Yeah, the thing is, it's like there's a small percentage of them that do that type of I gotcha moment type thing where they try to confront and whatever.
	And that just doesn't speak for all Groipers or all American first people, American First People.
	But these streamers really give the whole group a bad name sometimes.
	Yeah, how do you feel about Baked Alaska and getting people?
	He just got arrested.
	Well, yeah, Baked in Jail.
	I met him a couple times.
	He's a great dude.
	Super high energy.
	I mean, look, he's just a shit poster.
	He's an IRL shit poster.
	And I think if you can't take a joke or you can't take Yoba coming up to you and calling you a fag for wearing a mask, it's hilarious.
	At least in my opinion, I think it is.
	But I also wanted to ask, where were you guys during the DC March?
	Why weren't you guys there or the previous one or anywhere?
	We were at the previous one.
	Oh, Gavin was not at the previous one.
	Yeah, I was predisposed for legal reasons.
	I can't get into it.
	But yeah, I haven't been able to go to the past two ones.
	But Ryan was at the one before that.
	Yeah.
	This one, there's a lot to do before the holidays, and it was not a...
	It didn't seem like a great use of time.
	Yeah, that's why.
	And I need my body armor, too.
	Because, yeah, and then also...
	Why?
	What do you mean?
	Shut up, Ryan.
	What are you talking about?
	I mean, that really was a huge reason why.
	Anyway, and then we had behind-the-scenes issues, too.
	Yep, so just one more thing.
	Groiper is proud boys, no problem.
	Take care of you, guys.
	Okay, bye.
	That wasn't one more thing.
	He'd already said that thing.
	Oh.
	How are we doing here?
	Ten minutes.
	This is one of these Groiper kids.
	I don't know who the fuck this is.
	Standing back.
	I'm standing by.
	Yeah, I'm not sure.
	Where'd the hit?
	We're standing back, standing by.
	America first.
	I told the weapon.
	You would start spiritualizing the movement because without Jesus Christ, the movement is worth nothing ultimately.
	Because if you're not standing for Christ, it's nothing but politics.
	traditionalism has been really bad for the right, and this like pro-gay marriage stuff hasn't helped anyone, and we've sort of fractured the party by pussing out to the left, which is a good premise.
	But they're also, my two beats with that is like, if you're going to be a purist, then get married, you know, do it.
	Don't just talk about how other people aren't being pure enough.
	And secondly, they're like, these guys need to practice fighting once in a while.
	When we went to that thing, remember that America First Conference?
	Yes.
	And there's more black guys there, by the way, than there was at the conservative conference.
	CPAC, yep.
	CPAC.
	AFPAC, that was it.
	AFPAC had more blacks than CPAC.
	It was AFBLAC, basically.
	AF-LAC.
	I mean, obviously proportionate to the numbers.
	There was only about 100 people at the AFPAC thing.
	But they found out that Jared Holt had doxed a location and everyone just went poof and scrambled.
	Literally within one minute, the entire thing was gone, the car is zoom.
	And I'm like, yeah, we've been doxed.
	Good.
	Let's stay here and kick the raft.
	Unbelievable.
	Yeah.
	Homefield with bandits.
	Unless they had a fucking tour bus full of Antifa, it would kind of maybe sort of be a challenge.
	But I was like, yeah, why are you running and scared?
	That's why, like, when they stream and they call it like in real life, it's like a big deal.
	It's like, this is IRL.
	It's like, yeah, everything is real life.
	IRL.
	I mean, try being me, man, and walking down the street in New York City.
	That's IRL on a daily basis.
	This is that scripture that guy pulled up.
	So for anybody interested, Thessalonians 12 through 16, chapter 2.
	Okay, that they all might be damned who believe not the truth, but had the pleasure in unrighteousness.
	But we are bound to give thanks anyway to God for you, brethren, beloved of the Lord, because God hath from the beginning chosen you to salvation through sanctification of the Spirit and belief of the truth, whereunto he called you by our gospel to the obtaining of the glory of our Lord Jesus Christ.
	Therefore, brethren, stand fast and hold the traditions which ye have been taught, whether by word or our epistle.
	Now our Lord Jesus Christ himself and God, even our Father, which hath loved us and hath given us everlasting consolation and good hope through grace.
	Okay?
	I don't really understand that, but fine.
	Kyle.
	It's loading up.
	Kyle, it's loading up.
	I clicked his name and it's fucking spinning away.
	Fuck.
	You guys are fucking gorgeous.
	Oh, there you are.
	Oh, you're gorgeous.
	Gorgeous.
	If I could put your face on a two-four and just get after it, I would.
	Go for it.
	Anyways, dude.
	The Kinney house in Antifa, all that nonsense.
	I want to send out a suggestion, not to you guys, but to that Texas playboy who, or the guy who flew down to the Wagu beef place, got some steak and flew out.
	He needs to buy that house and turn it into the hard rock of Trump or something.
	That's my suggestion.
	Okay, thanks for your suggestion.
	Thanks for calling.
	Peace.
	And was that Kyle?
	Yeah.
	Jacob's calling about heroin.
	Oh, hey, this is Jacob.
	And actually, fuck, I want to talk about that idiot that was talking about secession.
	It's like, dude, how are you going to get any deliveries?
	So Texas succeeds.
	There's motherfuckers on methadone out there.
	There's people on dialysis.
	I mean, dude, no, that's so fucking stupid.
	But I wanted to ask you, in your experience with people, what's the best way to get off of heroin?
	Is it a detox?
	Is it cold turkey?
	Fancy rehab?
	Well, if you could afford it, I would go with fancy rehab.
	But I haven't seen, I can't tell, you sound like you're trying to fuck with me like in a prank call kind of ways, so I'm not sure how to answer this.
	No, no, no, no, no, not even.
	My experience has been that methadone doesn't work.
	Methadone, my experience has been you're hooked on methadone then for a long time.
	I think you got to go cold turkey.
	If you're a heroin addict and you think that you can have the odd beer once in a while, you're fucking wrong.
	I cannot tell you how many junkies I know that have died from Budweiser because they have a beer and then it leads to more stuff.
	The next thing you know, they're back on the junk and then they do a line or they inject the same amount they were doing when they had a high tolerance and then they OD.
	So I would go, if you can afford it, expensive rehab and fugging never do anything again.
	Don't smoke a cigarette.
	Don't have a beer.
	You're done with drugs.
	You had your pup.
	You're fine.
	I'm going to try, bud.
	What?
	I'm going to try.
	I'm going to try.
	Are you on heroin?
	Yeah?
	Well, there's only one way that's going to go, and it's dead.
	Yeah, I know.
	I've had 12 friends die from that drug.
	Can you afford rehab?
	I can't.
	At the moment.
	I don't know.
	I'm on BeniCal.
	I'm in California.
	Comifornia, dude.
	Are you employed, though?
	Do you have income?
	I do currently.
	That's good.
	Yeah.
	Wait, keep with that.
	I do marketing.
	I do online marketing.
	So you don't leave the house to work, right?
	Right.
	No, not at the moment.
	This COVID bullshit.
	What if you try going to the gym and supplementing some of your free time with physical activity and then Jesus Christ, of course, that always helps.
	If you do that already, then cool.
	What's up?
	Jesus Christ is king, bro.
	Right on.
	Yeah, that helped.
	Sarouch, the guy I started vice with, if it wasn't for religion, unfortunately it was Islam, he'd definitely be dead right now.
	You know, you keep praying.
	And all that NA stuff is you're praying for a higher power.
	There's no better higher power than God.
	Right.
	Well, I'm definitely in the dark getting more physical, man.
	I've been in just kind of a, you know, since this COVID bullshit, I've kind of just got into a sedentary lifestyle.
	Yeah, no, that's not.
	You know, and then I've been dropped in about two months ago.
	What kind of heroin are you doing?
	Are you doing the powder or are you doing like oxies?
	Oh, tar.
	I smoke it.
	I used to shoot it.
	I used to be a street kid in San Francisco, a crust punk.
	And I went through Section 8 housing and I become conservative because I lived through the fucking system, bro.
	And I saw everyone taking advantage of it in San Francisco.
	I used to live on Hyde and Eddie, dude.
	So when you smoke it, what do you do?
	I smoke smoking tar right now.
	How do you smoke tar?
	Off of foil.
	It's chasing the dragon.
	You put it in on the foil.
	It's like, how do you smoke resin out of a bomb?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Off of foil.
	Yeah, it's the same thing.
	It just melts and smokes.
	Dude, you're going to die.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, get physically.
	For sure.
	Hey, hey, I called.
	I'm reaching out.
	I called out to you tonight, and I really want to make a change.
	So I appreciate it.
	I waited on hold for an hour and a half.
	I appreciate you, Rygai and Gav, a lot.
	Yeah, man, you got what it takes.
	You're not a fucking...
	Yeah.
	You could do it.
	Oh, it's not impossible.
	You're a fag and shit's all retarded.
	That's the best drop you ever had.
	Good night, guys.
	Thank you.
	Good night.
	Later, man.
	That might be the last time we ever hear from him.
	No, he's going to be fine.
	Why?
	Because why not?
	People have done it.
	People have gotten fine.
	I hate when you talk like that, Ryan.
	What are you talking about?
	It's just so naive.
	Sure.
	I mean, but you don't think there's...
	I mean, your friend Sarouche exists.
	Yeah, he's alive.
	He's an exception.
	Oh, yeah, he's the only guy.
	All that, like, it's going to be fine.
	Don't worry about him.
	No, worry about it, but also be optimistic.
	You're not a believer, my friend.
	I'm not saying he's going to die.
	I'm just saying.
	There's only one way out.
	If you keep doing it.
	Yeah.
	I mean, unless you're already laying.
	Oh, I think we're done.
	Let's do one more call.
	This one turned out kind of fun.
	That is awesome.
	I want to put that in Photoshop and paint it.
	Jesse.
	Am I on?
	My own?
	Ooh.
	What if you did a coloring book?
	Shut up.
	Yes, Color.
	What's up?
	Oh, am I on?
	Yes, you're on.
	Alright, yeah, so I'm Orthodox Jewish and I work in Israeli politics.
	And like, don't be worried about coming to Israel.
	We love tourists.
	We don't care really what you think.
	We like being a destination.
	But all this stuff about Jesus and the Torah and stuff, it's not the case.
	All that stuff's kind of written in after the fact.
	We're the only ones who really study it in the original language.
	And a lot of the stuff that people point to and like, oh, this predicts Jesus in Isaiah or something like that, it's mistranslated, it's lost in translation.
	If you study it in the original language in the Hebrew with rabbi, that's not a conclusion you come to.
	Yeah, that's just what I wanted to say because the stuff at the beginning with the guy who doesn't know what he's talking about saying in their own books, in their own books, it's just not the case.
	Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.
	All right, buddy, thanks for calling.
	I'm always down for an Orthodox Jew.
	I've noticed a lot of anti-Semitism, if you could call it that, from liberal Jews.
	When you mention Orthodox Jews to liberal Jews, they kind of roll their eyes.
	I hadn't noticed that before.
	I guess I don't talk to secular Jews about Orthodox Jews very much, but they're sort of like, oh, those.
	It's almost like the way Northerners talk about Southerners.
	Like, yeah, they're not really with us.
	They're kind of hillbillies.
	No, thank you.
	Anyway, get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Wait, that's kind of an abrupt ending, isn't it?
	No final video?
	We don't do final videos in the live shows.
	You absolute fucking retard.
	Why is it in the notes?
	I don't know.
	There's two of them.
	I just figured.
	Yeah.
	The notes are where I put all my stuff that I want to talk about at some point.
	So that's a final video for another time.
	But have we ever had a final video on Wednesday?
	I think so, but rarely.
	No.
	Only when it's in the notes.
	Yeah, very exciting times coming up with Christmas.
	The payment processor is slowing things down as far as the back end goes, but we'll have that worked out ideally tomorrow.
	And I'm pretty excited about Christmas.
	There's going to be some fun stuff.
	Anyway, I guess I didn't have much to say, so I should have had an abrupt ending.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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