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Dec. 7, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #76 | THE LAST DANCE (Part 1)

The Internet went down! But before it does, we check in on Scott LoBaido and the rally he just held for Mac's Public House. GUEST: SCOTT LOBAIDO

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day edition.
I own the company, bitch.
Oh, I should've made the face.
I don't know if it's too late.
They might have another drop.
Yeah, let's do it.
That was Indila.
Indila.
And she is the voice behind the hottest trend in India right now, which is listening to a remix of that song and making a funny face that sounds that looks like the Joker.
As you may have noticed, I'm drunk, so we'll be sort of flopping back and forth from efficient to inefficient on today's episode.
I already forgot the book of the day.
Let's use this book.
Gaylord Phoenix.
Some guy.
I went, I did a couple transactions in my time that were completely cash-based and I couldn't pay the IRS.
So I bought a lot of shit.
And one of my things was collecting books.
So this is one of the books I bought.
And it's just an illustrated book by a guy named Gaylord Phoenix.
It's really good.
And I'll never look at it again.
Maybe my daughter will one day if she goes to art school.
That'll be the book.
Let's leave it alone.
But yeah, we got obsessed with the Indian Joker last night.
And not last night, two days ago.
And they made it the thrux, the thrust of yesterday's show, The Crux.
And we finally tracked down the song.
It's a French song by this woman in Dila, and I don't like it.
Here's why.
It's a good song.
I love it.
I don't like her Arabic singing.
See, this is the... the end of Paris.
The...
That's fine.
good singing ladies that's acceptable we're from working out that part she goes
When she's walking up the hill, it reminds me of Pakistan's Nusrat Fatah Ali Khan and his Kowali singing.
Look up Nusrat Fata Ali Khan.
Hey, Durna Khali.
Hey, Nasta, Nasta, Durna Khali, Hi, Nasta.
We got a letter from.
Oh, shit.
What kind of singing?
Nusrat Fata Ali Khan.
Singing.
Nusret, N-U-S-R-E-T, Fatah Ali Khan.
It's called Kowali singing.
And they have this like, oh, oh, oh, shaky shit.
No, ignore Peter Gabriel, dude.
Jump right to Nusrat.
Kawali singing.
Here we go.
You hear that?
And I smell that in that song.
It's got an element of that.
I didn't think it was French at first.
I thought it was just Arabic.
Right, that's bad.
And she is like Armenian, Syrian, Pakistani, French.
She's a million different races.
Okay, we just open a letter from John, and it is Sidney Powell surrounded by a bunch of emojis.
Beautiful.
XOXO, love, bae, divine, amazing.
OMG.
That's amazing.
What a phenomenally weird drawing from a guy in prison.
Speaking of John, he's in a Snapple commercial someone sent in.
And it's funny because he's born and raised Chicago and he's like, New Yorkers love Snapple.
It's our favorite shit over here.
And he'd lived in New York when he made this commercial for like a week.
America, New Yorkers love all natural Snapple.
We want you to love it too.
Snapple's born in New York.
It's one tradition that's never gone out of sight.
That's not probably not from New York either.
It's got simple ingredients.
Real sugar, real tea.
Every time I open this and I hear that pop.
New Yorkers love it.
You're gonna love it too.
Snapple made from the best stuff on earth.
Here's a fun game to play.
By the way, let's slow down here.
We have to do our announcements and everything.
I'm diving into the show too fast.
Welcome to the free episode of Get Off My Lawn.
This is where we take a lot of calls.
We also dress head to toe in Budweiser.
You have Budweiser socks yet?
Yep.
I'm not going to show them.
That's private.
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It's really good.
Wait a minute.
Where's the beard guy?
Oh, beard vet?
Oh, no, that's here.
That's here.
Sorry.
Am I blind?
Holy shit.
I just pushed away a piece of paper that had what I was asking for on it.
That's dumb.
Got a bit of a buzz.
Dude, I had it.
I fucking, so I worked out today, did a lot of rope stuff.
My tits are on fire.
I feel like a woman just had a tit shop.
Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.
And then I went to the pub.
But on the way back, it was probably three o'clock, right?
And it was super dark, and it was starting to get rainy.
And I thought, you know what?
The family getting a tree is, that was our plan.
It's a big event, and it's something you remember forever.
And it's my gay day.
Did you know that?
What's that mean?
Well, I've always looked up the most to people who to tree farmers.
So when I'm around them, I'm wearing my fake car heart that I've dragged behind the car to make look old.
And I have on my red wings that I've had resold 10 times.
And I have my whole LARPing blue-collar tree farmer costume on.
And those are the real guys.
So I get nervous around them and I trip on my words and stuff because I'm in love.
And they'll say, like, remember, there's this 70-year-old farmer once.
We bought our tree.
And I go, John Deere, we're talking about tractors.
I'd read about tractors.
I've never touched one in my life.
And he's like, John Deere is a waste of money.
These fuckers.
A lot of money for green paint.
And he goes, where are you from?
Anyway, we're getting along because I knew how to kiss his ass.
And I was from about 20 miles away.
And I said, I'm from about a mile up the road.
The guy was born and raised on the farm.
He's 70 years old.
He knows everyone from a mile away.
And I was shocked that it came out of my mouth that I was being such a sycophant.
So I'm all ready to do that to be gay and kiss these men's ass and try to help them, you know, drag the tree and pretend to be one of them.
And then in the darkness at three o'clock and the sort of spackling of rain on the windshield, I came back.
The family's all dressed up, ready to rock.
We're going to go get our tree in Connecticut.
It's about an hour from our house.
And I said, no, we're not doing it.
It's going to be a bad memory.
It'll be a bummer.
Oh, is Scott ready?
I'm not sure.
Fuck.
I forgot that whole intro.
And so I said, no, we're not doing it.
We'll do it another day.
As soon as I said that, and the kids went back on their screens, the clouds broke.
The most beautiful orange sunset in the history of New York happened.
And fuck me if I hadn't blown a fantastic memory and ruined everything.
This is the problem with being a dad.
You make some terrible decisions sometimes trying to do what's best for everyone.
All right.
We have Scott Lebedo ideally on the phone soon.
He is the guy who is at Max Public House.
Max Public House was the place we went to on Monday.
So we went Sunday.
Showed you on Monday that is refusing to kowtow to these ridiculous demands.
They got arrested.
Danny, the main guy, the bald guy with the big beard, he got arrested for, I don't know, criminal trespassing.
So, Scott Lebedo, he's the dude who had a big T in front of his house in Staten Island that they had it taken down.
He does these beautiful patriotic paintings.
Wonderful guy.
I said I wanted to live stream the thing tonight.
Here he is, freaking newt, in Max Public House.
Max Public House, 130 Lincoln Avenue, being raided by the fucking Sheriff's Department.
Okay, this tiny little place trying to make a fucking living, okay?
350 people in an airplane, thousands of planes, okay?
This close to each other.
Costco's open, Home Depot, people lined up, backed up with each other.
This guy can't open his fucking business.
And shame on you fucking people.
Shame on everybody for letting this fucking happen.
There should be a thousand people out here right now.
Oh, good.
Nice.
It's easy to overestimate how big the place is.
It's as big as the studio.
We got Scott.
Scott, are you there, sir?
Hey, how are you doing, my man?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm beat, man.
I'm beat.
We're just kind of wrapping it up.
I just had a, I forgot all about your calling.
It's like insane.
It was sane over there today, but good, insane.
Very good, insane.
So, what were the exact charges that Danny was charged with?
You know what?
It's so surreal what's going on.
The sheriff's department has no concept of what's going on.
You know, I was there yesterday when he got arrested.
We were sitting with his lawyer and Danny, and, you know, we were trying to come up with what the next step is.
And then they came swarming in.
He left the door open and they came swarming in.
And they spent an hour in there.
They kicked us out because no one was allowed to be in there.
And I guess I don't know what it's so, you know, it's just mind-boggling because they have no concept of why they even locked him up because there was nobody, you know, there were six people in there.
And so then they came and they posted, you got to forgive me.
I've been screaming all day and I've been at a commission.
Well, I'm drunk, so we're both in the same boat.
You know what it's like.
Yeah, been there.
So yeah, it's really hard to say, you know, it's all sorts of stuff going on.
What they posted on the door was that they weren't allowed.
They were allowed to go back in the place today, this morning, but nobody else was allowed.
No workers, no family, no nothing.
They had to convince the sheriff that his attorney was allowed to go in there.
That took about 25 minutes for that to happen.
Well, I saw the attorney was getting charged, too.
They were writing up the attorney because he's an employee of Max Public House.
Listen, my man, this is the problem.
It's that, I don't know, what's my, can I curse on the show?
I don't know.
Can I be Scott Lebedo?
You can be Scott Lubedo.
Okay.
The fucking governor and the fucking mayor, they send in these poor souls, okay?
Everybody's got to remember: the sheriff's department has nothing to do with the NYPD.
Nothing.
They dressed them up in the NYPD-looking uniforms to confuse everybody.
Okay.
The sheriffs, they are revenue collectors.
That's all they are.
Okay.
They have no jurisdiction being there.
So they don't even know what they are doing.
This is the sad part.
Across this country, well, especially here in the city, the sheriff doesn't even have a clue what they're doing.
And they have control because they arrested the guy.
The only reason I came out is because I wasn't ready to get arrested because I had to leave this rally today, tonight.
How'd it go tonight?
How was the turnout?
It was phenomenal.
Listen, I called this at like 9 o'clock last night on my social media, telling people to get their fucking asses down here at 6 o'clock tonight.
And at least 2,000 people showed up.
That's fantastic.
And it was people with heart and soul that never had it before.
Because you know as well as I do, people are woke and they are fired up.
Moms, okay?
Families, people that never went out and come out and protest like me and you do.
These people were out in force, and that was the most beautiful thing.
I got to ask you, are you the place you're talking from now?
Is that where you murder people?
What is with the black garbage bags on the wall?
Is that where you cut people up?
I did come and run into an Italian restaurant just to come and talk to you because I was out of satisfaction.
So we're in Staten Island, so, you know, maybe.
It's not our business.
That's not pride.
Keep it the phone up in the air so you don't see the bodies on the floor.
Well, you know what's impressive about Danny and Keith is that they have the balls to stand up to these people.
But I think part of it is they were kind of left with no choice.
Like, I talked to them on Sunday and they said, what do I do?
I abide by their rules, I go bankrupt.
I fight them, I go bankrupt.
I'll choose fighting them.
Well, that's the whole point with Danny and Keith.
They approached me because I had a big rally in Manhattan in the summertime and at City Hall, as a matter of fact.
And it was a beautiful rally.
And my message was to the businesses, the small businesses, especially the restaurant businesses and the bar businesses.
If you get 500 restaurants in one community that all do this autonomous zone thing that I did for them, where everybody just says, F you, we're not abiding by these state rules and regulations by this dictatorship.
And the sheriff's department would never be able to handle it.
But I understand people don't want to go down that road to lose everything.
But what happened with Danny and Keith is they approached me and they said, Scott, we want to do your thing.
You're right.
So the autonomous zone was your idea.
You're going to go down, okay?
But you're going to go down as a fucking hero.
Okay.
And you're going to have the world watching you.
And that's exactly what happened.
So they did put the balls on.
And exactly what they said.
They said, we have to close up anyway.
We're shutting down anyway.
My livelihood is fucked.
It's over.
So why not go down with guns blazing?
Now, Scott, we have a delay here.
We have a delay, but let me interrupt you.
So the idea of the autonomous zone, the tape on the sidewalk, that was your idea.
Did you put the tape on the sidewalk?
Yes.
And I made those signs that said we did not abide by the laws.
You know, look, I got the idea from Seattle when those jackasses did that thing in Chad, and they got away with it for a month.
Okay.
That they wouldn't, the authorities would not come in.
So anyway, it was a matter of maybe theatrics, but also, hey, let's try it.
This is what we're saying.
You know, this is what they're saying.
We're not taking it anymore.
We're not abiding by your rules.
Meanwhile, they were.
They were abiding by all the rules.
It's a tiny little place.
It's a little mom-and-pop bar tavern.
You could fit 15 people in a place.
And they did everything by the book.
Masks, the tables.
There's nobody who's allowed at the bar, separated, and it was beautiful.
So again, my statement today was, you know, we have home goods down the street here, home goods.
People are lined up in there shopping for ceramic penguins to put on their friggin mantle, okay?
But this guy can't sell a hamburger, you know, and a beer at his little mom-and-pop shop.
And that's pretty disgusting.
Yeah.
Selective enforcement.
It's a great example of the hypocrisy.
This district, you can't eat in a restaurant, but across the street, you can have a ball.
What the hell is that?
It's insanity.
Suppression.
It's oppression.
It's un-American.
Scott, thanks for coming on the show.
Edifying as always.
Let's talk again soon.
All right, my friend.
Thanks for having me.
Cheers, Scott.
So that's interesting.
So it was Scott's idea.
He made, I thought the autonomous zone lettering looked very good.
You know what I mean?
He's an artist.
With all due respect to Keith and Danny, the font was just duct tape, but it was like laid out beautifully.
We kind of broke that story.
That's a major scoop.
I didn't know that either.
Scott Libedo is the guy who is the brainchild.
He's the sabo behind fucking this entire thing with Max Public House.
So who is there now?
There's Max Public House who said fuck you to the COVID bullshit.
There's the New Jersey gym where they ripped up the fine.
And the New Jersey gym, by the way, it's the same gym.
The guy with the big beard we showcased yesterday, he's the same guy who chased off the health inspectors and said, this is our property.
You need a warrant.
Get out of the parking lot.
So that's two.
Then you have the barbecue joint in Toronto, Etobicoke, I believe, just outside of Toronto, where that guy was arrested.
That's only three.
Look, everyone's going broke.
We need more than three.
We need more than three people willing to get fired.
I want to build a great, great wall.
Yeah, we're waiting, Don.
Do we have any footage of the show tonight?
I'm looking for the show, the demonstration.
Yeah, I'm looking on Periscope.
He doesn't have it on the screen.
I'm looking on Periscope.
What about Mac's Public House Facebook feed?
It's MAC Apostrophe S, right?
You're not adding a K?
No.
Hold on, we got three hours ago.
That's pretty good.
It started three hours ago.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
That's awesome.
Look at that.
that's everyone in staten island there's scott We're not going to take it.
We're not going to take it.
That's amazing.
It's kind of weird at a rally.
Oh, shh, shit.
Wow.
Oh, Scott painted that.
That's the Scott painting.
Yeah, he does those great American flows.
I don't think I've ever been sober around him in my life, and I've hung out with him like 10 times.
Deplorable.
He did a live painting.
Yep.
I had to bite the inside of my cheeks to be sober enough to talk at that deplorable.
You know, it's cool.
Now they can sing the chorus, but it's weird when you're at a rally and the chorus is part of your demonstration and there's a guitar solo.
Oh, yeah, whatever.
Because you have to sort of sit there and go through the guitar solo like.
We ain't gonna take it.
We're not gonna take it.
What a hero that guy is.
We're not gonna take it.
Come on.
You're all worthless and weak.
Which is from Animal House.
There's no footage of looting or anything yet.
That's weird.
I guess that's going to come up later.
Yeah.
Again, did you know it's racist to point that out?
Of course.
You can't tell people.
If you say, at least we don't riot when we don't get our way.
And when you say we, you mean Trump supporters.
You're racist.
I've been warning you.
And finally, you're out here.
You business owners.
I see your faces.
How fucking fed up you are.
Yeah.
You can go to HomeGoods and buy a porcelain bunny for your fucking mantle, but these guys can't sell a goddamn hamburger and a beard.
Boxed on the road.
Home Depot.
Kmar, Walmart.
Thousands of people.
You go there.
There's no regulations in there.
This guy's got seven people in here.
Look at this.
Look at there was 20 of them here last night.
This is disgusting.
This is what that's.
We are on that fucking line right now across this country.
Okay?
And it's about these governors and these millions.
What you saying?
Chromo sucks.
All right, we got it.
That's a great turnout.
That's really impressive.
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And I don't like smelling things all day.
You know what I mean?
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It's like 0.01%.
If you had to name what it was, you'd be like, it's just a tree outside.
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All right, I think that's the end of the free segment.
What's that about?
Is that your alarm saying we're done with these?
No, that's me telling my kids to put their phones away.
So let me just text them because I'm a corrections officer.
Phones downstairs.
You know, the other way to make sure the phones go downstairs is just to have a draconian punishment where when you don't put your phone downstairs, you don't see it for two days.
So now they have to put it down there.
By the way, before you hang up, I invented a new thing.
Gradual punishment, I call it.
Now, let me explain.
If your daughter does something terrible, like, I don't know, goes into your gun safe or is home an hour after curfew or something, you ground her for five days, right?
It's the end of the world.
Terrible.
But what about minor transgressions?
Like, what if your daughter spills your beer?
It was an accident, but you don't want it to happen again.
So you know what you do?
You do what I call a gradual punishment.
You take off her glasses and you throw them over on the carpet like 10 feet away.
And then she has to go get them.
So, oh, you inconvenience her to the same level, basically.
Exactly.
I see.
It's a gradual punishment.
My punishment as a father is not all or nothing.
So say I go, hey guys, we're getting close to bedtime.
They go, whatever.
Oh, really?
You have attitude?
I will confiscate your lamp for two hours.
I unplug it.
I bring it over to my room.
You do?
Yeah.
It's a new thing.
Or say a kid's like, I say it's recycling.
Everyone get all the cardboard together.
And someone's like, oh.
And then as they're grabbing it, they go, I got it all and they don't have it all.
You know what I do then?
I take all the cardboard and I push it out of their hands.
Now you got none.
Now they have none.
Now they have to pick it up again.
They laugh because they're not used to gradual punishment and they have to pick it up.
But this is my new thing.
I grab your fork, throw it away.
Can't wait to be a dad.
That sounds awesome.
Yeah.
Minor punishments is my new thing.
That's what Tony Soprano did where the kid was completely.
He's like, I don't like the cereal.
He's like, and he takes it, walks over the sink all slow and dumps it.
He's like, now you got nothing.
I'll throw your sweater downstairs.
I'll stand on your hat.
I'll take your book and remove your bookmark.
You lost your place.
That's rough.
Yeah, I got a lot of shit up my sleeve with these kids.
Where's your pillow?
I don't know.
It's gone.
I took it away because you said, what?
New invention, folks.
Gradual punishment.
So it looks like the protest at Max Public House was a smashing success.
Scott Lebedo did a fantastic job.
But we got to go.
We have to go behind a paywall now.
And we'll start taking calls, doing drawings that we will sell on the doodle auction.
I almost said the vice doodle auction.
Oh, snap.
I haven't worked there in 15 years.
But for those of you freebie hijackers enjoying yourselves, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, And never stop Fighting those who come in the ghost.
We are bringing those to the ghost.
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