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Dec. 7, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #76 | THE LAST DANCE (Part 1)

The Internet went down! But before it does, we check in on Scott LoBaido and the rally he just held for Mac's Public House. GUEST: SCOTT LOBAIDO

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*musique* *musique* *musique* *musique* *musique* *musique* *musique* Live from New York, it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Gavin...
- In France.
- In France.
- Why do you start to start?
- I am only a man without importance.
Without him, I am a little red.
I am only in the metro.
A last dance.
To forget my romance.
- To forget my romance. - I want to go away.
- You're fired.
- Fuck you.
I own the company, bitch.
Oh, I should have made the face.
I don't know if it's too late.
They might have another drop.
Yeah, let's do it. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . let's do it. . . . . . . . .
That was Indila.
Yeah.
Indila.
And she is the voice behind the hottest trend in India right now, which is listening to a remix of that song and making a funny face that looks like the Joker.
As you may have noticed, I'm drunk, so we'll be sort of flopping back and forth from efficient to inefficient on today's episode.
I already forgot the book of the day.
Let's use this book.
Gaylord Phoenix.
Some guy... I did a couple transactions in my time that were completely cash based and I couldn't pay the IRS so I bought a lot of shit and one of my things was collecting books.
So this is one of the books I bought.
It's just an illustrated book by a guy named Gaylord Phoenix.
It's really good.
And I'll never look at it again.
Maybe my daughter will one day if she goes to art school.
That'll be the book.
Let's leave it alone.
But yeah, we got obsessed with the Indian Joker last night.
Well, not last night, two days ago, and then made it the thrust of yesterday's show, The Crux, and we finally tracked down the song.
It's a French song by this woman, Indila, and I don't like it.
Here's why.
It's a good song.
I love it.
I don't like that I love it.
I don't like her Arabic singing.
Oh yeah.
See, this is the end of Paris.
That's fine.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - That's fine.
Good, good singing lady. - Yeah.
That's acceptable.
I swear if I'm working out.
That part.
That part.
part when she's walking up the hill it reminds me of Pakistan's Nusrat Fatah Ali Khan and his kawali singing Look up Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.
Look at a letter from, oh shit.
What kind of singing?
Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan.
Singing?
Nusrat.
N-U-S-R-E-T.
Fateh.
Ali Khan.
It's called kawali singing.
They have this like... shaky shit.
No, ignore Peter Gabriel, dude.
Jump right to Nusret.
Kawali singing.
Here we go.
You hear that?
And I smell that in that song.
It's got an element of that.
I didn't think it was French at first.
I thought it was just Arabic.
Right, that's bad.
And she is like Armenian, Syrian, Pakistani, French.
She's a million different races.
Okay, we just opened a letter from John.
And it is... Whoa.
Sidney Powell.
Surrounded by a bunch of...
Emojis.
Beautiful.
XOXO love.
Bey.
Divine.
Amazing.
OMG.
That's amazing.
What a phenomenally weird drawing from a guy in prison.
Speaking of John, he's in a Snapple commercial someone sent in.
And it's funny because he's born and raised Chicago and he's like, New Yorkers love Snapple.
It's our favorite shit over here.
And he'd lived in New York when he made this commercial for like a week.
America!
New Yorkers love all natural Snapple and we want you to love it too.
Snapple's born in New York.
It's one tradition that's never gone out of style.
That's not him.
Snapple is more than just a drink.
It's got simple ingredients, real sugar, real tea.
Every time I open this and I hear that pop... New Yorkers love it!
You're gonna love it too!
Snapple, made from the best stuff on earth.
Here's a fun game to play.
By the way, let's slow down here.
We have to do our announcements and everything.
I'm diving into this show too fast.
Welcome to the free episode of Get Off My Lawn.
This is where we take a lot of calls.
We also dress head to toe in Budweiser.
You have Budweiser socks yet?
Yep.
I'm not going to show them.
That's private.
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Just to sort of, if our ad guy's watching, just to go through the syntax here.
Copy editing.
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No, they support Patriot-Owned Businesses.
That's plural of business.
Soothe has an E on it.
It's not just S-O-O-T-H, it's Soothe.
Okay?
And when you say, right now my listeners get 20% off Johnny Apples CBD, it should be all Johnny Apples CBD products.
Okay?
I tried the strawberry tincture, it's really good.
Wait a minute, where's the bearded guy?
Oh, beard vet?
Oh no, that's here, that's here.
Sorry, am I blind?
Holy shit.
I just, I just took, pushed away a piece of paper that had what I was asking for on it.
That's dumb.
Got a bit of a buzz.
Dude, I had it.
I fucking, so I worked out today.
Did a lot of rope stuff.
My tits are on fire.
I feel like a woman who just had a tit job.
And then I went to the pub.
But on the way back, it was probably three o'clock, right?
And it was super dark and it was starting to get rainy.
And I thought, you know what?
The family getting a tree is, that was our plan.
It's a big event and it's something you remember forever.
And it's my gay day.
Did you know that?
What's that mean?
Well, I've always looked up the most to people who To tree farmers.
So when I'm around them, I'm wearing my fake car heart that I've dragged behind the car to make look old.
And I have on my red wings that I've had resold ten times.
And I have my whole LARPing blue collar tree farmer costume on.
And those are the real guys.
So I get nervous around them and I trip on my words and stuff.
Because I'm in love.
And they'll say, like I remember there was this 70 year old farmer once we bought our tree and I go, John Deere, we're talking about tractors.
I'd read about tractors.
I've never touched one in my life.
And he's like, John Deere is a waste of money.
These fuckers a lot of money for green paint.
And he goes, where are you from?
Anyway, we're getting along.
Cause I knew how to kiss his ass.
And I was from about 20 miles away.
And I said, I'm from about a mile up the road.
That guy was born and raised on the farm.
He's 70 years old.
He knows everyone from a mile away.
And I was shocked that it came out of my mouth that I was being such a sycophant.
So I'm all ready to do that, to be gay and kiss these men's ass and try to help them, you know, drag the tree and pretend to be one of them.
And then in the darkness at three o'clock and the sort of spackling of rain on the windshield, I came back.
The family's all dressed up, ready to rock.
We're going to go get our tree in Connecticut.
It's about an hour from our house.
And I said, uh, no, we're not doing it.
It's going to be a bad memory.
It'll be a bummer.
Oh, is Scott ready?
I'm not sure.
I forgot that whole intro.
And so I said, no, we're not doing it.
We'll do it another day.
As soon as I said that, the kids went back on their screens.
The clouds broke.
The most beautiful orange sunset in the history of New York happened.
And fuck me if I hadn't blown a fantastic memory and ruined everything.
This is the problem with being a dad.
You make some terrible decisions sometimes trying to do what's best for everyone.
All right, we have Scott Lebado, ideally on the phone soon.
He is the guy who is at Mac's Public House.
Mac's Public House was a place we went to on Monday.
Sorry, we went Sunday.
We showed you on Monday.
That is refusing to kowtow to these ridiculous demands.
They got arrested.
Danny, the main guy, the bald guy with the big beard, he got arrested for, I don't know, criminal trespassing?
So Scott Labado, he's the dude who had a big T in front of his house in Staten Island.
They had it taken down.
He does these beautiful patriotic paintings.
Wonderful guy.
I said I wanted to live stream the thing tonight.
Here he is.
Freakin' Newt.
Max Public House.
Max Public House, 130 Lincoln Avenue, being raided by the fucking sheriff's department.
Okay, just tiny little place trying to make a fucking living.
Okay, 350 people on an airplane, thousands of planes.
Okay, this close to each other.
Costco's open.
Home Depot, people lined up, backed up with each other.
This guy can't open his fucking business.
It's shame on you fucking people.
Shame on everybody for letting this fucking happen.
There should be a thousand people out here right now.
Oh, good.
Nice.
It's easy to overestimate how big the place is.
It's as big as this studio.
We got Scott.
Scott, are you there, sir?
Hey, how you doing, my man?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm beat, man.
I'm beat.
We're just kind of wrapping it up.
I forgot all about your call and it's like insane.
It was sane over there today, but good insane.
Very good insane.
So what were the exact charges that Danny was charged with?
Uh, you know what?
It's so, it's so surreal what's going on.
The Sheriff's Department has no concept of what's going on.
You know, I was there yesterday when he got arrested.
We were sitting with his lawyer and Danny and, you know, we were trying to come up with what the next step is.
And, uh, and then they came swarming in.
We, you know, he left the door open and they came swarming in and they spent an hour in there.
They kicked us out because no one was allowed to be in there.
And, um, I guess, uh, I don't know what it's so, you know, uh, It's just mind-boggling because they have no concept of why they even locked him up.
Because there was nobody, you know, there were six people in there.
And so then they came and they posted, you gotta forgive me, I've been screaming all day and I've been out of commission.
Well I'm drunk so we're both in the same boat.
You know what it's like.
Yeah, been there.
So yeah, it's really hard to say, you know, it's all sorts of stuff going on.
What they posted on the door was that they weren't allowed, they were allowed to go back in the place today, this morning, but nobody else was allowed.
No workers, no family, no nothing.
They had to convince the sheriff that his attorney was allowed to go in there.
That took about 25 minutes for that to happen.
Well I saw the attorney was getting charged too.
They were writing up the attorney because he's an employee of Mac's Public House.
Listen, my man, this is the problem.
It's that, I don't know, what's my, can I curse on the show?
Can I be Scott Lebado?
You can be Scott Lebado.
Okay.
The fucking governor and the fucking mayor, they send in these poor souls, okay?
Everybody's got to remember, the Sheriff's Department has nothing to do with the NYPD.
Nothing.
They dressed him up.
And the NYPD-looking uniforms to confuse everybody, okay?
The sheriffs, they are revenue collectors.
That's all they are, okay?
They have no jurisdiction being there.
So they don't even know what they are doing.
This is the sad part.
Across this country, well, especially here in the city, the sheriff doesn't even have a clue what they're doing.
And they have control, because they arrested the guy.
The only reason I came out is because I wasn't ready to get arrested, because I had to lead this rally today, tonight.
How'd it go tonight?
How was the turnout?
It was phenomenal.
Listen, I called this at like 9 o'clock last night on my social media telling people to get their fucking asses down here at 6 o'clock tonight and at least 2,000 people showed up.
Oh, that's fantastic.
And it was people with heart and soul that never had it before.
Because you know as well as I do, people are woke and they are fired up.
Moms, okay, families, people that never went out to come out and protest like me and you do.
These people were out in force and that was the most beautiful thing.
I gotta ask you, are you, the place you're talking from now, is that where you murder people?
What is with the black garbage bags on the wall?
Is that where you cut people up?
I did come and run into an Italian restaurant just to come and talk to you because I was We're in Staten Island so, you know, maybe.
- Maybe.
- Son of our business.
Let's not pry. - I'm keeping the phone up in the air so you don't see the bodies on the floor.
- Well, you know what's impressive about Danny and Keith is that they have the balls to stand up to these people, but I think part of it is they were kind of left with no choice.
I talked to them on Sunday and they said, what do I do?
I abide by their rules?
I go bankrupt.
I fight them?
I go bankrupt.
I'll choose fighting them.
Well, that's the whole point with Danny and Keith.
They approached me because I had a big rally in Manhattan in the summertime.
And at City Hall, as a matter of fact.
And it was a beautiful rally.
And my message was to the businesses, the small businesses, especially the restaurant businesses and the bar businesses.
If you get 500 restaurants in one community that all do this autonomous zone thing that I did for them, where everybody just says, F you, we're not abiding by these state rules and regulations by this dictatorship.
The Sheriff's Department would never be able to handle it.
But I understand people don't want to go down that road to lose everything.
But what happened with Danny and Keith is they approached me and they said, "Scott, we want to do your thing.
You're right here." - Oh, so the autonomous zone was your idea? - You're gonna go down, okay?
But you're going to go down as a fucking hero.
OK, and you're going to have the world watching you.
And that's exactly what happened.
So they did put the balls on.
And then exactly what they said.
They said, we have to close up anyway.
We're shutting down anyway.
My livelihood is fucked.
It's over.
Right.
So I go down with guns blazing.
Scott, we have a delay here.
We have a delay, but let me interrupt you.
So the idea of the autonomous zone, the tape on the sidewalk, that was your idea.
Did you put the tape on the sidewalk?
Yes.
And I made those signs that said we did not abide by the laws.
You know, look, I got the idea from Seattle when those jackasses did that thing in Chad and they got away with it for a month.
Right.
Yeah.
that they wouldn't, the authorities would not come in.
So anyway, it was a matter of maybe theatrics, but also, hey, let's try it.
This is what we're saying.
This is what they're saying.
We're not taking it anymore.
We're not abiding by your rules.
Meanwhile, they were.
They were abiding by all the rules.
It's a tiny little place.
It's a little mom and pop bar tavern.
You can fit 15 people in a place.
And they did everything by the book.
Masks, the tables, there's nobody's allowed at the bar, separated, and it was beautiful.
So, again, my statement today was, you know, we have home goods down the street here.
Home goods.
People are lined up in there shopping for ceramic penguins to put on their friggin' mantel, okay?
But this guy can't sell a hamburger, you know, and a beer at his little mom and pop shop.
And that's pretty disgusting.
Selective enforcement.
It's a great example of the hypocrisy.
This district, you can't eat in a restaurant, but across the street you can have a bar.
What the hell is that?
It's insanity.
It's oppression.
It's un-American.
Scott, thanks for coming on the show, edifying as always.
Let's talk again soon.
Alright, my friend.
Thanks for having me.
Cheers, Scott.
So that's interesting.
So it was Scott's idea.
I thought the autonomous zone lettering looked very good.
You know what I mean?
With all due respect to Keith and Danny, the font was just duct tape, but it was laid out beautifully.
We kind of broke that story.
That's a major scoop.
I didn't know that either.
Scott Lebado is the guy who is the brainchild.
He's the sabot behind fucking this entire thing with Max Public House.
So who is there now?
There's Max Public House.
Who said fuck you to the COVID bullshit.
There's the New Jersey gym where they ripped up the uh the fine and the New Jersey gym by the way it's the same gym the guy with the big beard we showcased yesterday he's the same guy who chased off the health inspectors and said this is our property you need a warrant get out of the parking lot.
So that's two.
Then you have the barbecue joint in Toronto, Etobicoke, I believe, just outside of Toronto, where that guy was arrested.
That's only three.
Look, everyone's going broke.
We need more than three.
We need more than three people willing to get fired.
Yeah, we're waiting, Don.
Do we have any footage of the show tonight?
Not the show, the demonstration?
Yeah, I'm looking on Periscope.
He doesn't have it on his Twitter.
I'm looking on Periscope.
What about Mac's Public House Facebook feed?
It's MAC apostrophe S, right?
You're not adding a K?
No.
Hold on, we got three hours to go?
That's pretty good.
It started three hours ago.
Oh wow.
Wow!
That's awesome.
Look at that!
That's everyone in Staten Island.
There's Scott.
That's amazing.
It's kind of weird at a rally like that.
That's amazing.
It's kind of weird at a rally.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
Oh, Scott painted that.
That's a Scott painting.
Yeah, he does those great American flags.
I don't think I've ever been sober around him in my life, and I've hung out with him like ten times.
Deplorable, he did a live painting.
Yep.
I had to bite the inside of my cheeks to be sober enough to talk at that deplorable.
You know, it's cool.
Now they can sing the chorus, but it's weird when you're at a rally and the chorus is part of your demonstration and there's a guitar solo.
Oh yeah, what do you do?
You have to sort of sit there and go through the guitar solo like... We ain't gonna take it!
What a hero that guy is.
You're all worthless and weak.
Which is from Animal House.
There's no footage of looting or anything yet.
That's weird.
I guess that's going to come up later?
Yeah.
Again, did you know it's racist to point that out?
Of course.
You can't tell people... If you say, at least we don't riot when we don't get our way.
And when you say we, you mean Trump supporters.
You're racist.
I've been warning you!
And finally you're out here!
You business owners, I see your faces!
How fucking fed up you are!
Yeah!
You can go to HomeGoods and buy a porcelain bunny for your fucking mantle, but these guys can't sell a goddamn hamburger and a beer.
All the big box stores are open.
Home Depot!
Kmart!
Walmart!
Thousands of people!
You go there!
There's no regulations in there!
This guy's got seven people in here!
Look at this!
Look it!
There was 20 of them here last night!
This is disgusting!
We are on that fucking line right now across this country, okay?
And it's about these governors and these mayors.
What's he saying?
Cuomo sucks.
Cuomo sucks.
Alright, we got it.
That's a great turnout.
That's really impressive.
Can you go get our BeardVet stuff from the cupboards?
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We are sort of turning our backs on Black Rifle Coffee.
They seem to have thrown Kyle Rittenhouse under the bus.
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Here's the coffee.
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Why wouldn't you go with people who believe in what you believe in?
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Let's put the beard balm in right now.
And the thing I hate about beard balms and mustache waxes, they have a smell.
And I don't like smelling things all day.
You know what I mean?
But this smell is It's not a smell.
It's like 0.01%.
If you had to name what it was, you'd be like, it's just a tree outside.
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It's incredibly subtle and it's gone in about a second and you just feel fresher after.
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Alright, I think that's the end of the free segment.
What's that about?
Your alarm saying we're done with these?
No, that's me telling my kids to put their phones away.
So let me just text them.
Because I'm a corrections officer.
Phones downstairs.
You know, the other way to make sure the phones go downstairs is just to have a draconian punishment where when you don't put your phone downstairs, you don't see it for two days.
So now they have to put it down there.
By the way, before you hang up, I invented a new thing.
Gradual punishment, I call it.
Now, let me explain.
If your daughter does something terrible like, I don't know, goes into your gun safe or is home an hour after curfew or something, you ground her for five days, right?
It's the end of the world.
Terrible.
But what about Minor, uh, transgressions.
Like, what if your daughter spills your beer?
It was an accident, but you don't want it to happen again.
So you know what you do?
You do what I call a gradual punishment.
You take off her glasses and you throw them over on the carpet, like 10 feet away.
And then she has to go get them.
So, oh, you inconvenience her to the same level, basically.
Exactly.
I see.
It's a gradual punishment.
My punishment as a father is not all or nothing.
So, say I go, hey guys, we're getting close to bedtime.
They go, whatever.
Oh, really?
You have attitude?
I will confiscate your lamp for two hours.
I unplug it.
I bring it over to my room.
You do?
Yeah.
It's a new thing.
Or say a kid's like, I say, it's recycling.
Everyone get all the cardboard together.
And someone's like, oh, and then as they're grabbing it, they go, I got it all.
And they don't have it all.
You know what I do then?
I take all the cardboard.
I push it out of their hands.
Now you got none.
Now they have none, now they have to pick it up again.
They laugh, because they're not used to gradual punishment, and they have to pick it up.
But this is my new thing.
I grab your fork, throw it away.
Can't wait to be a dad.
That sounds awesome.
Yeah, minor punishments is my new thing.
That's what Tony Soprano did where the kid was completely like, I don't like this cereal.
He's like, and he takes it, walks over to the sink all slow and dumps it.
He's like, now you got nothing.
I'll throw your sweater downstairs.
I'll stand on your hat.
Oof.
I'll take your book and remove your bookmark.
You lost your place.
That's rough.
Yeah, I got a lot of shit up my sleeve with these kids.
Where's your pillow?
I don't know.
It's gone.
I took it away because you said what?
New invention, folks.
Gradual punishment.
So it looks like the protest at Max Public House was a smashing success.
Scott Lobato did a fantastic job.
But we gotta go.
We have to go behind a paywall now.
And we'll start taking calls, doing drawings that we will sell on the Doodle Auction.
I almost said the Vice Doodle Auction.
Oh, snap.
I haven't worked there in 15 years.
But for those of you freebie hijackers enjoying yourselves, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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