I'm going to talk for a long ass time about eccentric black theories about the white man and DNA and the sun and melanin.
Juice World's a rapper who OD'd in 2013.
The pilot saw these guys, this rapper who blew up out of nowhere about three years ago.
Just overnight became a smash hit sensation.
He has a song called Lucid Dreams, 1-2, that has been played a billion times on Spotify.
So very laid-back demeanor because he's high on Xanax all the time.
And weed, of course.
And he's already spending all his money.
He's probably worth about $4 million in a year.
And couldn't wait to blow it off.
Flying private jets everywhere with his crew.
And his crew, of course, would all bring guns and pot.
And so one of the pilots goes, calls the FBI.
You know this song, right?
Yeah.
No, not you.
That's what the kids listen to these days.
Even my son, my youngest boy.
Look, that junkie.
So he's glorifying drug use, I guess.
And that's what killed him.
120 opioids a day.
Opioid deaths a day in America.
I thought when I was, before I had kids, my two biggest jobs would be like drunk driving and making sure my daughter doesn't get pregnant.
60% of your job as a parent is getting your kids away from screens.
And drunk driving, that's nothing.
Opioids.
Her doing pills is what I'm scared is going to kill her, especially when pop stars such as this glorify it and then die.
Make it cool.
ODing is contagious.
It's like divorce.
Suicide is contagious.
So anyway, the pilot sees these guys getting on and he goes, I'm not a fucking drug runner.
He had like 75 pounds of marijuana on him.
So they're loading up all of this shit.
And the pilot calls the feds.
The feds are waiting for Juice World when he arrives.
And he sees that the feds are on the runway.
So he takes all his Xanax and just goes, oh, and ODs.
I mean, come on, guys.
And so the takeaway was this boozy badass, this is 1-4, his takeaway was, fuck you, it's the pilot's fault.
Again, this will be the theme of today's show, the lack of culpability in the black community.
And so he starts threatening to kill the pilot for being a snitch.
No, the pilot would have gotten big shit if he got caught trafficking illegal guns.
There was tons of arrests, by the way, when the feds pulled him on.
The feds have been watching Lil Juice for a while now because they kept noticing that he would transport drugs or brag about drugs or have drugs everywhere he went.
And it was flying everywhere.
So this guy is an intellectual, and he's decided that it's the pilot's fault.
Maybe it's your fault, boozy badass for using a private jet to transport drugs and for having an illegal gun.
And you know whose fault it is, the Juice World OD'd?
It's Juice World's fault.
I mean, his dad probably wasn't around, so there's some responsibility there.
But yeah, when you eat your drug supply and it's opioids, you OD on opioids.
I thought that was kind of a given.
But I'm glad everyone knows about it.
My pet peeve with celebrities dying is when we don't hear why and they just, can we respect his privacy?
No, I want everyone to know how dangerous opioids are.
Heath Ledger died because he OD'd on pills.
Philip Seymour Hoffman was a junkie.
He was shooting up heroin.
Dash Snow was a junkie.
He was shooting up heroin.
I lost 12 people to that drug.
Look at that.
What's that now?
That's what they seized.
The feds.
What were you thinking, Juice World?
By the way, your career's on fire.
You don't need to be a drug runner.
When you arrive at your destination, ask the show promoter to go get you some weed.
I thought you were going to say whoop-woop.
To go get you some whoop-woop.
I don't think that's a thing yet.
This is officially the weirdest book I've ever read in my life.
It's very hard to find.
This one cost me 20 bucks.
I think I got it on Amazon Use Books.
It's about a Juju man from Nigeria.
He eats the Juju.
No, that's Craig Jones.
So this guy, Isaiah Oke, he is a Juju man.
He comes from a long list of Juju people.
And he learns the Juju.
It's an incredibly complex ceremony you have to go through with snakes and hot rocks.
And you're lost in the jungle or the desert.
And then a snake bites you, and you fucking take all these different things.
You just, and then you meet the spirits.
Yeah, you're just high.
You're hallucinating.
So he meets this after years of practicing the juju, just like his father and his father's father.
Everyone in Africa believes in juju.
Everyone in Africa.
Catholic priests, academics, scientists, they all believe in juju.
They all have a juju man.
They all pay him off.
Hey, man, I'm on my way to MIT to get a PhD in astrophysics.
Can you burn a snake's tongue in front of my grandmother's house before I go so she doesn't trip?
So this Catholic girl laughs at him and he says, you have made a big mistake.
I'm a juju man.
She goes, that's bullshit.
And he goes, okay, so he does a big potion With fucking tarantula hearts to kill her.
And she just laughs at him.
And then he goes, What is this juju that she has?
And he noticed that she looks at this paper that has the way the little black marks, this is my favorite line in the book, the way the little black marks could make the pebba talk seem to me to be very big juju.
He's talking about writing paper.
So he learns to read and becomes Christian.
And then he spills the beans on the whole juju thing.
He talks about a babalawo.
I may have been a babalawo, but I knew I wasn't ready to deal with the likes of Isu.
Iso is a demon that possesses you.
And when they have Isu, they are possessed by Isu, they will, as a woman recently did in Angola, kidnapping randomly chosen schoolchildren and gouging out their eyes, only to set them free to a life of total blindness.
The fucking gore in this book will give you nightmares.
It's not a joke.
And you can look up this on your own if you doubt me.
I mean, it's just a well-known fact that albinos are murdered in Africa because their blood is magic.
Bald men get their heads chopped open because there must be gold inside.
Babies are raped in South Africa to cure AIDS because you have to fuck a virgin.
And obviously, babies are virgins.
That was too much of indecence.
It's indecence from top to bottom in Africa, but this guy talks about like fucking people being skinned alive in these thin inch-long strips that you cut with a knife and then you slowly peel off.
It's fucking sadistic, this guy.
Not fucking good.
Here's a fun thing before we get to lots more racism.
Oh, yeah.
The New York Post today.
I've been on this kick recently called I Know.
Is this yesterday's news?
This is today's New York Post.
Bill Clinton went to Epstein Island.
Yeah, I know.
A lot of times.
I know.
I saw Larry Elders did a thing where he said, black people don't tip.
Yeah, I know.
Or look at this.
Turks have a birthing house where they fly women down who are pregnant and then the kids become citizens and then they fly back to Turkey and their kid has American citizenship.
Yeah, I know.
They're called anchor babies.
I mean, I didn't know the Turks were doing it.
I knew the Chinese are doing it, but like, is it a slow news day, or am I just a genius?
Here's something I bet you didn't know.
Go to Sears.com right now.
S-E-A-R-S, the shopping place.
Are you there?
Okay.
So we see, what do we got there?
Appliances.
Go down.
Great fridges.
Lots of high-quality fridges.
Now go to the top and put in medicine ball.
What?
Oh, no.
Oh, man.
Of course it's going to be gone.
They took out the poop all over the place.
Oh, why didn't I take a screen grab?
I am so stupid.
Let's see if there is a saved version.
They update so quick, I don't know if they will have friggin' shards.
Because yesterday, when you went there and you put in a medicine ball, it would show you a guy's balls with a ring around them and two weights on them.
There it is.
So apparently it was a third-party seller.
It was real.
Like you could have bought it.
I didn't know, first of all, I didn't know there was such a thing as ball stretchers.
Bag stretchers, I guess.
You're really stretching your bag, not your balls.
And I didn't know they would be that expensive.
It seems very pricey for a little bit of steel and a chain, right?
Maybe you get a variety of weights.
But thirdly, I bet that feels pretty good.
You think so?
Yeah.
Fornicating, maybe pulling your testicles away from your penis while fornicating.
Yeah.
I'm not saying just doing it like normally sitting there and having your bag stretch feels good.
Okay.
But isolating your testicles during intercourse is probably a pleasant experience.
I would agree.
So I think it's a real thing.
But I assume this is for the gay community.
Is that a thing with gays where they go, he's nice and everything, but not the best.
His bag's too small.
I have large balls.
This is the perfect gift for me.
Will I be able to add additional weight or expansion accessories to this?
My neighborhood bookstore has some wonderful accessories that could go along with this.
Will these stretch my balls so I can put them in my socks?
Stretched my balls.
I wear these all day sometimes.
If I am running, they get caught in the door and tear my scrotum.
What would you recommend I do to prevent in the future?
I wrote a review, won't let me post.
I was surprised while shopping on the app for tools, and these ball weights popped up.
I have to be honest, your algorithm is unreal.
I was just saying to my friends, I wish you could find something to hang weights off my balls.
Bam, it popped up, and I bought them.
The weights stretch my balls so much they touch the toilet water when taking a dump.
Is it possible to use two or three sets at the same time and have it act like a Newton's cradle?
Cradle?
I have a friend with some really large balls.
They fill up a baseball cap.
I'm skeptical of the fits any size ball statement.
Do you think they will fit?
Three more answers.
I have some massive balls due to a childhood accident.
I mean, my plums are juicy.
I can guarantee your friend's balls will fit.
They fit all sorts of balls.
My balls are pretty large, but my sack is really small.
Makes it tough for cold days.
As somebody who has suffered from permanent ball enlargement due to a lengthy bout of elephantitis, but who still enjoys a good sack stretch, I can assure you this product is one size fits all.
In fact, the only product that gets the job done for me, besides my wife who busts my balls figuratively, if this heavy ball hitch doesn't work for your friend, then you should get those things to a museum.
Trent, I know that's you.
Remember, there was a response.
Oh, four answers.
They must have deleted it, but remember that?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I think they might have scrubbed some.
Yeah, those aren't the same comments we read yesterday.
No.
Speaking of yesterday, by the way, let's jump ahead here to Max Public House.
We're going to skip it on this one.
3-1.
Oh, yeah, that's his girlfriend just being a fucking crybaby bitch.
I don't know.
You probably did Xanax with him.
You probably know how to do how he wanted to finish it and how he wanted it done.
Even that okay guy early.
This song came out a year after he died.
Isn't that weird?
It's with a Jewish kid named.
And I'm sorry for coming on here and being so fucking frustrated and angry.
It's just you guys don't understand.
Yeah, she's high right now.
That night was such a memory for me.
Yeah, whatever.
Why are we wasting our time?
They shouldn't have shown us that.
I couldn't be more bored by a junkie's girlfriend.
Yeah, last night, Proud Boys were at the Max Public House thing we showed.
I didn't even know that.
3-1.
I thought I had my ear to the ground with that particular fraternity.
That fraternal men's club.
All men's clubs are fraternal.
Because.
So we're kids.
Here we are on Staten Island.
Okay?
Say hi to everybody on Twitter.
Okay.
All awake.
And we're taking them.
Shitty and I'm staying back.
Come on, DeBlas.
Yo, we're taking it back.
Dude, we've had it up.
Dude, Deborah.
We're coming.
Cunt.
Come on.
I call him a cunt flap.
I call him a cunt flap.
I don't know if you care, but I call him a cunt flap.
It works for me.
He's not even worthy of a.
She would be the greatest leg of your life.
You would be shivering afterwards.
Your leg would be going like this.
Italians are our blacks.
They are loud, sensitive to being mocked, boisterous.
Yes.
They're clear.
They're our most rambunctious whites.
No, but that's not what I meant.
I meant 3-2.
This was in the paper today.
The online New York Post.
Proud Boys joined protest at Defiant Staten Island Bar closed over COVID-19 restrictions.
Scroll Dazown.
Hundreds of people on Wednesday night, that's last night, including members of the right-wing group, Proud Boys.
Thank you for not saying hate group, protested the closure of a Staten Island bar that ignored COVID-19 restrictions.
Proud Boys in the house.
A handful of people chanted outside of Max Public House, the Defiant pub that was shut down by authorities.
Tuesday night after operating without a license in violation of health orders, one speaker led the crowd through the Proud Boys' Credo.
I'm a proud Western chauvinist.
Before segueing into Queen's, We Will Rock You.
Pretty, pretty, pretty good.
I really believe that the 12th there, that Million Mega March, turned the narrative around for Proud Boys.
Here's something weird, though, about Max Public House.
I'm doing the Farrakhan thing.
So there's two possibilities here, and one of them makes me a tiny bit uncomfortable.
I'm not disparaging Scott Lebedo.
He's a good pal.
Cool dude.
But you're sitting with...
So Scott, here's the worst case scenario, right?
Scott's sitting in the restaurant at the bar, and he's like, they're trying to shut you down.
We got to fight back.
And they're like, yeah.
He's a celebrity in Staten Island.
He's the coolest guy in Staten Island.
And so the coolest guy in Staten Island is telling you, you got to fight back.
This is bullshit.
Let's make this an autonomous zone.
And they go, yeah.
And then he writes autonomous zone in the front.
Like he's sophisticated.
He gets the link to Chaz.
And you could tell by the writing, Autonomous Zone, that the font was perfect.
It was clearly done by an artist.
Then he makes the posters that were also perfect with the upside down exclamation mark in the windows.
He puts those up and they're like, yeah.
He goes, come on, let's get you arrested.
And when they say take your license away, you tell them to go fuck themselves.
And they go, okay, yeah, yeah.
And then it becomes like a banksy art project for Scott.
And these guys lose their livelihood and are in jail now.
That's the worst case event, right?
A much more likely scenario is they were bitching and they said, Scott, help us with this.
We need to make this a thing and we're willing to die for it and we're willing to lose our license and go to jail.
Can you help us with the aesthetics of this?
Or maybe it's somewhere in between.
The question is, who was leading the charge with the Max Public House Rebellion?
Scott Lebedo or Danny and Keith, the owners?
Because it better be Danny and Keith.
You know, I hate de Blasio too, but I'm not sure I want to sacrifice Jack, my favorite bar owner, to the de Blasio Cuomo gods.
But don't you think they, I mean, when you spoke to them, they seemed like it was coming from them.
Well, that's why I was so surprised last night where Scott goes, yeah, so when I did this, and then I had that, and it sounded like it was his plan.
And I was sort of like, oh, you're that heavily involved?
And then the penny dropped when I thought of how sophisticated the art looked and using the word autonomous.
And you'll notice when I interviewed Keith, and I said, what does autonomous zone mean?
And he seemed kind of fumbling.
Oh, yeah.
And then I also said, it's lose-lose for the bureaucrats because if they shut you down, they fucked up.
And if you win, then they're feckless.
And he goes, I ain't even had time to think about that.
You know what?
I think they were like, I don't know what to do, but I want to fight and say, fuck this.
And he's like, I got an idea.
Yep.
You know?
So is this an art project or a bona fide grassroots rebellion?
That's what I'm throwing out there.
And I know that's a very taboo thing.
It sort of blasphemes our right-wing narrative here, but we should be open-minded at all times.
Was that technically Proud Boys news and we could have used the interstitial?
Okay.
Frick.
We'll just show it anyway.
Stand back and stand by.
Quality.
Here's a silly little thing.
I sent you this as a separate email afterwards.
There was a show my wife watches.
I cannot fucking watch it.
It's MI5.
You know, like the British CIA.
And I've seen these guys.
I've read some articles written by them and seen books they've written.
And they all look like kind of fat versions of my dad.
They're tough British guys.
And being an MI5, probably 80% of it is like sitting in a dumpster with a microphone listening to some, you know, arms dealer, right?
That's not it.
And this show is like, it's got that fucking Asian from Canada, Sandra O. And she and all these other women are MI5 assassins.
What?
And I watched it over her shoulder once and they're like, yeah, she's going to, she's hunting me.
She's going to kill me.
And I'm just like, honey, there are no women in MI5.
And MI5 people don't look like that.
They're fat and they have a facial scar.
It's fucking intense.
They're green berets, basically.
And they're not hot 21-year-old skinny supermodels.
Anyway, sorry.
So it's her favorite show.
We don't watch it together because I annoy her with my comments.
But the star of it, she told me this.
The star of it was seen dating a guy.
And he's like a tech nerd, whatever, not a nerd, but he works in software development.
And fans start going through his social media.
Yeah, that's what MI5 looks like.
They look like the guy in the bottom right there.
They're all old.
They go through his social media, then they start examining his past, his voter registration, and they discover that that guy in the jean jacket is a registered Republican.
Might not be a Trump fan.
Plenty of Republicans hate Trump.
He might be more of a Romney kind of guy.
But they try to cancel her because she's dating a guy who's registered Republican.
He has said nothing about Trump, has said nothing about immigration, but all these cunts start attacking her because of who she's dating.
And I said to my wife, what kind of world is this when you're watching a show and you know that the actress playing that character, not only does she have the same political affiliation as you, but everyone she dates and surrounds herself with also has the same political affiliation.
And when you go to a show, we've seen all these musicians get canceled, right?
Like Dream Machine.
When you go to a show, and Ty Richards, you know that the bassist, the keyboardist, the drummer, they all have the same political affiliation as you or else.
So what other places like that where all the actors and the actors' lovers and the bands and the artists, they all feel the same?
North Korea.
These people are fucking communists.
They want to brainwash us all to be just like them.
Fuck you.
You know, when I was into punk in the 80s, there was plenty of right-wing, left-wing.
There was not this homogeneity.
It was anything goes.
Sid Vicious had a fucking swastika on his t-shirt.
And he was not a Holocaust denier.
He was just an asshole.
Saw this dude playing the cello on the subway today.
I drive into work, but it's impossible to get around.
So if you have any meetings or anything, you can't beat the subway.
But I thought this was fascinating on so many levels.
Turn it up.
What's that song?
Isn't that Pacabelle in C?
So he's got this weird cello, but I've seen this guy many, many times.
He's always in the same spot, and he's always playing that fucking song.
It's the only song he knows.
And every time I go by his little case there, it is full of money.
Not just change, money.
10 bucks, $5, not infinite, but a lot of dollar bills.
Looks like a stripper stage.
And it's amazing because it's all white liberals giving him money.
And they are excited because a black man is playing classical music, right?
That's their fantasy.
But the fact that he's only playing the same song again and again on a loop, like a trained iguana.
Like a trained iguana, shows that he has no interest in the music or the instrument whatsoever, right?
So they have a fantasy that's not true.
And the ultimate meta-irony of all of this is that's precisely what he's capitalizing on.
So he's like, yo, white people have this fantasy where I give a shit about classical music.
So I'm going to go make money off of that.
And then they're paying the money going, see, he's not just doing it for money.
He loves the music.
And you're like, no, the opposite is true.
Your donation is directly from your bullshit fantasy that he's capitalizing on.
Isn't that nuts?
And their worst case scenario is that they're getting hustled and he doesn't care about them.
They don't want to know the truth.
If I told them, I go, you know that guy can play nothing else but that?
And he just learned it once and has never learned anything else?
And they go, don't tell me that.
You just ruined it.
Pigs don't talk.
What was the song?
Johan Pakabel, Canon and D. It's probably the most...
It's not a very catchy title.
No, it's a catchy tune, though.
Let's hear it.
They say that, like, what, 70% of all pop music is using this chord progression.
Oh, really?
It's like one of the most popular chord progression.
Actually, Blink182 uses it.
There was this one little presentation this guy did, and he sings all songs over it.
Yeah, pretty cool.
Yeah, that's the song.
You think this guy knew that, like, Nelly Ride With Me would be based on his...
Do you want to go and take a ride with me?
That was a fantasy of mine for a long time.
I wanted to take Bach, just like Bill and Ted's, and take them to Andrew W.K.'s studio and just have Andrew WK rock them out with some heavy metal jams.
That person just said that wasn't me.
Yeah, it didn't sound like rock them out with some heavy metal jams.
My mouth was in autopilot and I was listening to it the same way you were.
What the fuck was that?
I've never heard that.
It sounds like you're turning into another person or something.
So I want to take them to Andrew WK Studio where they can.
Here's where we are today with racism.
I just hallucinated a dog.
That took him high.
Am I tripping?
That just scared the shit out of me.
I thought that was my dog.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
My hat fell for everybody at home.
Show everyone your stupid fucking hat.
Today he was leaving the studio to go get some juice.
And I said, are you sure you want to wear that hat?
And he's like, nope, and took it off.
Why did you buy that?
I was in Florida.
When you wear that, you look like you're special.
Like, you could be with a bunch of kids with Down syndrome, and I wouldn't blink.
I'd just go, oh, cutie.
He thinks he's a cowboy.
That's fun.
I hope his parents have a plan for him after they die.
Like, who's going to feed him?
I just got to trim my sideburns and it'll look normal.
Yeah, that's it.
So here is the state of America today.
Here's what we have done to our girls, to our children.
We have brainwashed them into believing that blacks are in danger every time they leave their home, and we don't know what it's like.
And Dante Ross, Dante Nero, sorry, he said this to me.
He goes, you don't understand, man.
Every time I get in my car, I don't know if I'm coming home alive.
Well, maybe if you tell a cop to fuck off and point something that looks like a gun at him.
Otherwise, yes, Dante, you're going to make it home alive.
He's a military Jeep, by the way, with his face decaled all over it.
He also has a job at Verizon where he makes $80K a year.
And he lives in his dead mom's house, which is a beautiful mansion.
That Proud Boys paid for the funeral for.
Proud Boys paid for his funeral.
Well, not his whole funeral.
They sent him 800 bucks.
Oh.
They raised 800 bucks for him.
But that's very big with Brooklyn Blacks, is the whole like, woe is me, everyone's out to get me.
You don't hear that from Harlem Blacks like Azilia Banks.
She's more like, fuck them niggas.
I got to get shit done.
She was in the pop charts at the age of 18 with that 212 song.
And at the same time, she built an online store for all her flaky, weird soaps and shit, and is making a fortune with that.
That's hustling.
What does Dante do?
He goes on strike because Verizon isn't paying him enough.
Dude, you make 80 grand a year.
You make almost twice the average American salary.
Yeah, you know how much Verizon makes?
That's literally what he said to me.
And he's the pope of an awesome group and he throws him under the bus.
Throws them under the bus.
Any chance he gets.
Wonder what he did with his Proud Boy's neck tattoo.
Anyway, so this is a plague and it's ruining our country.
It's tearing apart families.
And it's a fucking lie.
Yes, blacks in the hood are in danger from blacks.
It's not cops.
Okay, 1-7.
This poor child.
No, not this poor child.
This brainwashed dupe.
Are they?
Really scared?
Are they?
They are.
Okay?
And you want to know you saying that?
Mom, it really makes me sad because that's one privilege, right?
No, it's not.
This is.
No, it's not.
Because you know what?
I have worked for every goddamn motherfucking dime, every goddamn motherfucking thing that is in this house.
Everything, every piece of woman in it that is one of your fucking bodies.
And I never said you didn't.
And I never said that any.
Lady, you got to clean up your kitchen.
You got too many flammables next to the stove.
And drinking wine out of a clear plastic cup in your own home is very trashy.
A black person never did either.
And I never said you didn't.
So why?
Where would I be scared?
If I was a black person standing in front of a police officer, why would I be scared unless I did something wrong?
Yeah, because I'm black.
No.
Yeah.
Why?
Because I was starting as a slave.
No.
No.
You weren't supposed to be.
No.
You were talking 200 years ago.
Okay?
You're talking about now.
Keep talking about who are you?
Lily.
Can you believe that?
Yes, K through 12 has brainwashed that girl, and now she's preaching to her mother a bunch of absolute horse shit.
And they're fighting about it.
I can't remember if I talked about this yesterday or not.
Did I talk about Kim Kardashian trying to get this sweet, sweet boy off of death row?
Hey, Kim, we got plenty of innocent people in jail.
Max and John are at the forefront of that for obvious reasons in my mind.
But there's plenty of innocent black people in prison.
Mercedes told me about this woman who's, we'll do a thing on her next week, who's been totally sent up the river.
Completely innocent woman.
Where are you going?
The parlor link led me to just your page, so I'm looking for the post.
Oh.
But we did mention that, yeah.
Oh, we already talked about it?
That he killed that woman in the trunk?
Yeah, it was brutal.
Brandon Bernard?
Yeah, that's it.
Okay.
Oh, there, yeah, yeah.
We've already covered this, have we?
Yes.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
Oh, yeah, just to recap, this guy, the guy in the sweater vest.
They're always in a sweater vest, like in the Central Park V propaganda movie Avid Duvernay did.
They're all wearing sweater vests.
Hi, I'm just going to my clarinet lessons.
No, you actually took a couple.
Yeah, I remember now.
They took them around, then burnt them alive.
Yep.
Okay, also under race, we have this Victoria's Secret model.
Victoria's Secret, of course, is the expensive lingerie that has some of the hottest women wearing it imaginable.
And I guess they want to up their sales.
So they've decided to cast a slightly wider net with their things and show, well, not exactly lingerie, but that woman is obese.
Look at her fucking calves.
Her calves are the size of my thighs.
What is Victoria's Secret about this?
Google image Victoria's Secret.
And I bet my problem with Victoria's Secret models is they're often so hot that I can't relate.
And I'm just, I can't get a boner because it's like a goddess.
I need like, there has to be at least a one in a million chance they'd fuck me.
So I need like a slightly chubbier than that, maybe a gap, maybe a wandering eye.
These women are so beautiful, they kind of become like handsome.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's my thing with like Swedish women.
It's like they're mathematically perfect, but it's like hard to get something to latch on.
Oh, that one in the blue in the middle.
What the fuck?
But like Giselle Bunchen up here, she's a little too handsome for my tastes.
Which one is that?
That's the Tom Brady's wife.
Oh, gotcha.
But like this little piece of meat, what the fuck?
So that's Victoria's secret.
Yet we have Thi Cavs, who is a fucking five calf, advertising them now.
This is a new thing.
Remember Adidas?
Was it Adidas who did that?
Oh, no, it was Calvin Klein underwear line.
And it was a woman even uglier and fatter than her.
Anyway, I've noticed there's this theory that we are a theory amongst the black community, especially the radical activist black community, that we're scared of black balls, testicles, sperm, because blacks are libidinous and they're so good in bed and they have such fantastic dicks,
that we're going to go and fuck all their women and get them all pregnant and that will be the end of the white race.
Pretty out there theory.
I think it's based on a truth, which is back, you know, 100 years ago, you were having blacks lynched for fucking white women, but I don't know the story.
Was there rapes going on?
Was it false rape allegations?
I don't think that the people who were doing the lynching, which we do not condone, I don't think the people doing the lynching were like, our DNA is going to run out and this black guy's going to get too many white women pregnant and then everyone's going to be beige in our little tiny town in Alabama.
The town's going to go mulatto.
I don't think that's what they were thinking.
I think they were thinking we've got to keep blacks and whites separate.
And if they start fucking, then they won't be separate or something.
I don't think it was a long-term plan.
It was more like ill.
It was racism, obviously.
But it was not sophisticated.
It did not involve genetics.
So your theory sucks, dude.
And I've noticed with a lot of this black science that they put whites on a pedestal and make them magic, but then they turn themselves into these magic sun gods.
And when you hear the actual science of radical black activism, it's the craziest shit you've ever heard.
Like, we're made of the sun.
You're animals.
You're being used in vaccines.
And they've gone beyond anti-Semitism at this point, and they're into science fiction.
So I'd like to break down three videos that show this.
And it's going to be quite a wild ride.
So put on your seatbelts, folks.
All right, I'm just going to educate you about a lot of things that the white man doesn't tell you about beautiful black and brown people, POCs, African Americans, the original Ethiopians.
And the reason that blacks in America are not taught their history and not taught what really went on with them is because the white man doesn't want them to succeed.
And if they know everything and know how powerful they are, they'll take over the whole world and it'll be like what we did colonizing the world, like the Brits during the Industrial Revolution when they had taken over, you know, Singapore and fucking Australia and everything.
It'll be a bunch.
It'll be like that, but it'll be black.
So there'll be a black Commonwealth, starting with America, and then they'll spread.
Anyway, we are about truth here at Censored.tv.
So I don't care what anyone's trying to hide.
I want to know the story.
There's not a truth that exists that I fear or would not want known to the whole world, said Thomas Jefferson.
So I'm going to show you in three videos here.
Here's the first one where this guy breaks it down to a pig, a POC talking to a PIG.
DNA, no, no, no muskrat, no wolf.
You don't get none of that from us.
Only thing you get from us is some people.
Where do some people?
See, when you take DNA from y'all, so this is a complex concept, but white people come from animals.
They've evolved.
They were mammals.
They were muskrats.
They were little hamsters.
And that's true.
If you recall the reptiles, who I don't like, I don't like birds.
I don't like animals in general, but I have a particular disdain for birds and lizards because they used to be dinosaurs and dinosaurs tried to fuck with us.
Luckily, when the ice age happened, we went underground.
They died out, and then we came back up and became primates and then became us.
So our evolutionary trait is basically animals.
We come from disgusting loser animals.
Black people do not.
They come from the sun.
Completely different trajectory.
So I know a lot of you think, oh, you came from animals and then you became humans and you were black humans in Africa.
Then you kept going and you went up, you went so far north you didn't need melanin anymore because the sun was not around.
Then you crossed the Bering Strait and some of you got slanty eyes because you were going snowblind.
And then you came back down into North America and you took over that country.
No, that's not the case.
I think it went like monkeys, whatever.
And then, yes, white people did come from Africa.
Yeah, I kind of get stuck on that one.
Because were we never from Africa?
And where do blacks shoot off and just become sun people?
We're ironing out kinks here.
There's going to be some flaws.
Some complaints will be false.
I have mixed blood.
Y'all have animal blood.
So when something created y'all on this planet, it's connected to the royal family.
See, in December, December 21st, the sun goes in his darkest moment.
This is when they get Jesus died on the cross and rose on the 25th.
6,000 years would be the mark right here.
The planets are lining up.
You really think that's your real sky up there?
That's not our real sky.
Okay, Pop.
Come on.
So, this is getting so much more complicated than I thought.
So, my understanding is we didn't want to get killed by pagans and we were Christians, so we moved Jesus' birthday to the pagan day, which is the shortest day of the year, December 25th.
And he's, I guess what's really going on now is it's some sort of celestial coincidence that I guess he's saying that Jesus was actually born on the 24th, which I don't think a lot of people claim.
I think everyone admits that we shifted the date to coexist with pagans.
But I guess there's some sort of interplanetary war going on at any second now.
Oh, man, we should know that by now.
All the information is out here right now.
All the planets are lining up, and there's a blast that's going to come from the sun.
It's called coronal mass ejection.
Search right now on the sun right now.
Can you look that up?
Coronal mass ejection?
What's going to happen and when?
Because I got all kinds of real estate deals I'm working on.
Coronal mass?
Where does all this fucking information come from?
It's like the Nation of Islam, they have that dude, Yakub, who's that dude, Yacoub, who created the...
He's a mad scientist and he created white people.
Why am I able to find this before you?
A coronal mass ejection is a significant release of plasma and the accompanying magnetic field from the solar corona.
They often follow solar flares and are normally present during a solar prominence eruption.
The plasma is released into the solar wind and can be observed in coronagraph imagery.
Okay.
Yep.
So what's that got to do with anything?
I guess we're about to get blasted?
Well, the Jesus thing is like, he's saying that all religions are based on astronomy.
And this is like, so Jesus rising and stuff like that, that's all like stars and celestial bodies.
That's a theory.
Okay.
By the way, is this a new kind of window for cops in Philadelphia so they don't get shot?
If you want to have your window down, but you don't want to get shot in the head, you have this sort of bulletproof pane that you put up.
That looks like it's clipped on.
Nice.
Like we talk about how dangerous it is for blacks to go outside and they're going to be killed.
But did blacks have to walk around with a special window so cops don't shoot them?
Corona holes.
The sun is turning black.
They're lying to you with this misk in the sky.
That's all.
They're lying to you.
Now listen, after you realize this is why they say black people are more acceptable to coronavirus because they're trying to give us a vaccine.
They're going to use you to try to give us.
I think he means susceptible.
And I think his partner is black in the seat there.
I saw the guy lean forward.
By the way, this guy is what's commonly known as funny.
And he is enjoying himself by pretending to give a shit about this lunatic teenager.
So the sun's going to go black soon.
I'm abandoning my narrative, by the way, of pretending I agree with this guy.
I want to get serious.
So the sun is going to go black soon.
Isn't that bad for everyone, including blacks?
Like there's with no plant life, no life, that sounds pretty bad for all humans.
Even if I was a magic robot human, it's going to be pretty depressing seeing all these people dying everywhere and stinking and rotting plants.
It's going to be a shitty place to hang out, no matter who you are.
It's a coronavirus because they're trying to give us a vaccine.
They're going to use you to try to give us a vaccine.
You understand?
Now, listen, in the vaccine, there's DNA inside the vaccine.
Hold on.
So they, I guess the military industrial complex is now racist towards whites?
It's going to use white people's DNA to make a vaccine to save black people.
So we're living in a racist society where white people are just seen as farm animals used to help their lab rats used to help blacks live.
This is tough.
This reminds me of taking math in university where I would just be in the very front going, excuse me, what is that now?
What are you talking about?
We took this course, Philosophy of Science, at my alma mater, Carleton University in Ottawa, and it was gibberish.
I took it with Shane Smith, the guy I started Vice with, or the guy I hired to do sales at Vice.
And we were like, let's try to understand this one lecture.
And I had my hand up like 800 times.
What are you talking about?
What does that mean?
And he was getting annoyed.
And my dad found out what I was studying, and he goes, what the fuck is this?
So he called the dean.
He goes, have you done this class, Philosophy of Science?
I'm looking at these notes.
It's absolute claptrap.
And the dean goes, yeah, we gave up on them a long time ago.
That's the Flat Earth Society over there.
It's like, you're the dean.
You can't give up.
Anyway, sorry, tangent.
You already know that they say humans walk around with what?
95% junk DNA.
Am I right or am I wrong?
I don't know.
Okay, listen.
They say humans walk around with 95% junk DNA.
Only person that has junk DNA is black people.
We're the ones that have junk DNA.
But the junk DNA, we don't have access to it right now.
But the access.
Stop.
I got to look that up.
We have 95% junk DNA.
What does that mean?
Like 95% of my body is just garbage?
That doesn't sound right.
Yeah.
I've heard that we're mostly water, but 95% of my cells and everything are just garbage?
The phrase junk DNA has haunted human genetics ever since 2000 when scientists of the human...
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Sorry, guys.
What was once known as junk DNA turns out to hold hidden treasures, says computational biologist Ewan Bernie.
This guy is really fraternizing with some pretty intense academics, isn't he?
The phrase junk DNA has haunted human genetics ever since.
in 2000, when scientists of the Human Genome Project presented the first rough draft, blah, blah, blah, the initial results appeared to confirm that the vast majority of the sequence, perhaps 97% of its 3.2 billion bases, had no apparent function.
In other words, it looked like heavily padded text.
Huh, so he's right.
We have 97% junk DNA.
Now, what does that mean?
Jesus, this poor cop is really getting bombarded with some science.
He's dropping science on his ass.
It's coming to us right now.
See, that gun that y'all had, that y'all was killing us, the murder that's lying to us because we gave you your tongue.
We taught you everything that you know.
Black people are connected to the sun.
You can't tell how old the sun is, so you can't tell how old we are.
We gave you your tongue.
I think he's talking about North Africans who, by the way, are white.
They're Arab.
They look like Anthony Kumia.
There's sub-Saharan Africa.
Those people are black.
We used to be them.
We started heading north.
There's above the Sahara.
That's Arab.
That's Libya.
They look like Qaddafi there.
They're racist, by the way.
Then you have Sicilians who look exactly like North Africans.
You'll be hard-pressed to tell the difference between a Libyan and a Sicilian.
So there is talk of Arabs having invented mathematics and that we're all, yeah, they were the ones who invented the language.
But that's just patently false.
For a while, the Arab world dominated Jews and Christians and made them invent shit and put math down to paper.
So, yes, they were in control.
The Arab world, not the black Arab world.
The Arab world was in control when Jews and Christians were creating mathematics.
That doesn't mean that Muslims gave us shit.
We were fucking slaves.
We was kings.
No existence on this planet.
You don't belong here.
The only thing that you have taught black people is how to kill each other and how to fucking murder each other.
He's got a point there.
Welfare has destroyed the black family and it's given young black men fatherless environments with idle hands where they get up to trouble because what else are you going to do if you're sitting around all day in the lobby of the projects?
I'd be tempted to get into crime too, especially if there's money in it.
So he's got a point.
White liberals did that.
But all this discoveries and you owe us this and you're cave bitches and we were advanced.
He's talking about Egypt.
He's talking about Arabs.
He's talking about North Africans.
And North Africans are probably the most racist people alive.
Qaddafi pretended that he loved black America and black Muslims, but he saw them as garbage.
Let's just be real.
Should your people, regardless, you didn't physically enslave me, but you...
Where are we at one?
How are we one?
Answer me one question.
If you share 98% of your DNA with the monkey, and I share 100% of my DNA with the universe, how the hell are me and you won?
Pause.
Yeah, that's a good point.
If you are in fact correct that we evolved from the Darwinian model and you just came from outer space and were created by a magic sun, then you're correct.
We have nothing in common.
However, shouldn't you be doing a lot better if you're basically Superman and you were created by this giant ball of fire?
Like, shouldn't you just be walking down the street going, just ending wars everywhere and helping us?
You'll notice with a lot of this black philosophy, too, there's a lot of onus put on the white man.
You did this to me.
You made me kill that guy.
Really?
Did I do that?
I mean, welfare definitely has a lot to do with black crime, but at the end of the day, there's still culpability there with the guy who actually pulls the trigger.
You won!
Oh, I thought we put our pants and everything on the table.
Come on, man.
That's an illusion.
Don't you see a honeybee?
A honeybee and a fly has wings.
But a fly eats shit and a honeybee eat pollen.
So do I eat shit?
No, you kill.
You murder in the name of a fake law.
I never have.
No, no.
Listen, when my child look at you, my child, a child that don't know who it is, believes that you are holding up a good law.
But in all actuality, since you have been on this planet, black people have been dying left and right.
There's more black people in prison.
And we're the one.
Listen, hold on.
You got us convinced.
Listen, not you.
Come on, my friend.
But you have us convinced.
Your problem is socialism, welfare.
Your problem is the DNC, not this poor bastard and his black partner.
Convinced that black people are not.
You got my fingers don't go over top of this anymore.
Well, put it in back.
Okay, forget it.
Go ahead.
Now you put black people in poverty.
You put liquor stores.
Look, that's a liquor store right there.
Yeah, you go into it.
I've heard this argument a million times.
It's supply and demand.
In Harlem, they're not interested in the jerk chicken stores anymore.
The Jamaican vegetarian places are all shut down because they couldn't do business.
It's just dunkin' donuts and shit chains.
And when a fancy chain tries to open up like Whole Foods, y'all go and protest it and say that it's gentrification and you don't want no Whole Foods in the hood because it means white people are coming.
So the liquor store is just following the market, my friend.
This is again putting whites on a pedestal and assuming that they sit there like a game of monopoly and place liquor stores and check cashing places and Dunkin' Donuts and Footlocker in the hood and take away sustainable, energy, beautiful, organic, non-GMO food places.
That's not how it works.
That's the free market doing that.
And the free market, ultimately, is God.
So you're mad at God.
You got to drive five fucking miles for the nearest deli.
You got Chinese food on our store.
Look at my brothers over there, my people.
Look at my brothers over there.
Look at them over there.
Listen, you got Chinese stores.
You got animal food.
Like this.
Is that like Black Lives Matter fist?
Animal food.
You inject us with all kinds of vaccination shots that fuck up the development of our brain.
And then you put us in a...
Wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop.
Doesn't everyone have to take these stupid vaccination shots?
There's an argument for that.
Alex Jones makes that all the time.
But how is that racial?
White people have to take those vaccinations too.
Your beef is with the elites versus the poor and socialism versus capitalism.
And you make us at the bottom.
Everything that you got come from Africa.
So how is you?
You make us at the bottom.
Obviously, that's terrible grammar, but that's the crux of this guy's problem.
Someone else is responsible for him.
The Nation of Islam, black Hebrew Israelites, they never talk like that.
They hate white people.
They fucking hate Jews.
But they don't constantly say...
In fact, the Nation of Islam and the black Hebrew Israelites are totally anti-welfare.
They see that as the white man's weapon against black people.
And there's an argument for that, right?
Was it Roosevelt or was it LBJ who said, I'll have these niggas vote in Democrat for the next 100 years?
So he's got a point there.
But again, it's the elites and the left that is behind the few times you make a salient point.
And you're not from outer space, by the way.
And we did not get everything from Africa.
What is he talking about?
Have you ever seen Africans try to invent something like a helicopter or a plane?
It's a hilarious shit show.
I mean, African architecture today is pretty embarrassing.
So the idea that we stole everything from there, wouldn't they still be doing it?
Like, you could steal all our plans for planes, destroy all our planes, and I bet we'd have some planes coming up off the ground in, like a year.
I mean, have you seen the guns we make with 3D printers?
Listen, your car, your cell phone, everything you got comes from Africa.
So why are we at the bottom?
Why are we at the bottom?
You don't know.
Go search your history.
Come on now.
Search your history.
Search your history.
You know the truth.
There's what kind of internet terms search your history.
I guess some of the, he's talking about like some of the elements, the precious metals that are in iPhones and stuff is from African mines.
Okay.
That's not really taking the iPhone from Africa.
Come on, dude.
Vote!
Are you serious?
Do I care who the warden or the prison is?
You didn't hear what I said?
Answer me one question.
Listen, the ecosystem on the planet is shutting down.
So do you think Trump really is Biden running for president?
Come on now.
I was just asking your opinion.
I just want to know who I should vote for.
I don't care who.
Vote for yourself, man.
Wake up and start doing your own research.
See, you know what it is?
Y'all been investigating black people and have black people investigating us on some primitive stuff.
What black people need to do, we're really colored people.
We need to start launching an internal investigation on your genetic makeup.
That's the number one thing.
See, genetics separate us.
Has nothing to do with blood type.
This book.
Hold on a sec.
They are doing piles and piles of research on DNA.
That's a cheap textbook for kids.
That's like a middle school textbook.
And we've been researching DNA, race, the difference between all of us forever.
Blacks getting sickle cell anemia, Asians getting, you know, flushed when they drink alcohol.
Like, we're very well versed on the difference between the races.
Of course, you have the left now saying race doesn't exist.
So I guess we all have the same propensity for sickle cell anemia.
Yeah.
Correct it.
Right here.
The human body.
Here you go.
Here you go.
You can see, right?
Here you go.
I can't see the name of who wrote it.
I see a human body.
Okay, hold on, hold on.
I want to know who wrote the book.
If you have a book and you're showing someone, and you've read it, you've been holding that book.
It's been in your house for months and you've been reading it.
You've been checking out the author.
It's very rare you talk about a book and you don't know who the author is.
So I can try to get it on a high book.
All you got to do, all you got to do is...
Listen, all you got to do is go on Amazon and search up anatomy books.
Just search up anatomy books.
That's all you have to do.
That's all.
Search up anatomy books and then.
Is that going to prove to me that black people are made of sun molecules?
Search it up.
Just do your research.
You know, Zachariah Sitchin came out with the truth, too.
He said there was a group of estritrestries that came to this planet and created a race of people.
So how do you fit it in?
That's the nation of Islam.
That's Yakub.
He's got a huge head.
He has a huge cock, giant hands and feet.
And he's also a mean scientist who invented white people.
I don't think he invented any other race.
He invented white people, and their job is just to torment black people.
So he seems pretty racist to me.
Was created.
How do you figure out who was created?
You go inside your DNA.
You don't look at an orange from the outside and just tell it if it's an orange or not because you wouldn't know the difference between a real orange and an artificial orange.
You have to cut the orange and dig in the inside, just like what y'all do.
James, Mary, and Sims constantly digging in between the black woman's leg, looking for the god gene.
This is what y'all do.
Y'all do it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
James, Mary, and Sue constantly looking inside a black woman's vagina for the god gene.
Some of this stuff is, I kind of get where he's coming from.
He'll take a real thing, like that sun thing or the junk DNA, a real scientific fact that you can look up, and then just sort of decorate that with a bunch of glitter that makes no sense.
So when you look up the main thing, you go, oh, that is actually true.
And then the glitter sort of piggybacks on this actual true fact.
However, Jim, Jane, and Joe, or whatever, looking inside a black woman's vagina for the God gene, that's 100% glitter.
I don't see anything look-uppable in there.
I got to save my history.
You separate yourself from your government, but you can't separate yourself from them.
The planning is not separating you from your brothers and sisters.
Y'all all are responsible for the murder, mentally and physically, of the black woman and her star seeds.
Star seeds?
I had no idea when I drove to work today that I was destroying a black woman's star seeds.
Should we get better tires?
Am I running them over?
No, listen, bro.
You didn't hear anything that I said.
Let me ask you a question.
I'm not separating myself from my brothers that y'all call a thugs and gangsters.
That y'all patrolling the...
Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
I'm not saying you per se.
I didn't say you per se.
We're talking about a group of people.
Y'all don't separate us unless we are entertaining you.
Like you separate LeBron James from me because LeBron James is entertaining you.
You understand?
Hold on.
I also separate LeBron James from you because he's the most talented athlete in the world and you're babbling complete gibberish.
So there's that.
I don't watch LeBron James from the bottom.
I got what you're saying.
See, you want to def like what's really the key.
The number one thing is, and she knows this over there too.
The number one thing is that black people should not be policed by you.
You should not be teaching us.
We have a different anatomy.
We hop right next to him.
Can that guy police you?
And I think if you talk to most people in the hood, they'll go, yeah, we could do some policing around here.
There was 700 black people murdered in Chicago this year.
50 shot every weekend.
And the only reason the debt toll isn't higher is because of these talented Asians at the hospital stitching everyone up.
We have a different history from one another.
There's nothing that y'all should be doing to us on our home.
That's just being honest with you.
And there's so much evidence out here to show that y'all honestly don't belong here.
Where do you want me to go?
Well, I mean, listen, I just want you to leave our lives by any means necessary.
So guess what?
Because y'all...
So just quit your job, I guess.
But then there's going to be a cop to replace him.
And if you want no police, that's not an experiment.
It's happening.
There are no police in the south side of Chicago.
There's no police in East New York.
There's no police in Baltimore.
And there are murders en masse, especially these past few months.
Now look, look at the storms that are hitting the United States right now.
Look at the fires on the west coast.
Where do you think they burning up?
Y'all won't live comfortable no more.
Look at New York.
The God has to die.
That God, and God we trust on that dollar bill, that God has to die.
It has to die.
Hold on.
So the fires and the storms, is that God doing that?
And now we have to kill God?
How the fuck are we going to kill God?
You better have, I don't think a nuclear weapon would even make him blink.
So is he saying we need to get rid of Christianity entirely?
Is that what we need to do?
And replace it with like whatever that weird Yakub Nation of Islam Muslim thing is?
Well, judging by Pakistan, a country that Muslims were just given, I think you're going to see a lot of major problems if we get rid of Christianity and let Islam take over.
Islam is not very kind to its citizens.
I think the most dangerous place for a Muslim to be is in a Muslim country.
Idiot you!
See, listen, let me ask you a question.
Let's put on back.
If God made fruits and vegetables in the shape of your organs, he made your body 70% water, your brain sits in 85% water.
Do you really think I should be fucking paying for water?
DNA, no, no, no.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Can we just drink the water that is in us?
Should I just drink my own piss?
Or when I'm thirsty, do I just like go and pour some water that's in my arm down into my stomach?
But then I have a dehydrated arm.
And did God make our organs from fruit?
Okay, let's look at the next video.
Wait, I can still see you mulling about there, Ryan.
Okay, this one, believe it or not, is even more out there than the previous guy.
This guy makes the previous guy sound like a fucking professor at a Christian school in the South.
I'm trying to think of the most non-PC, non-liberal, not professor.
This one's for all my melanated people.
Why do you think they want you to do this?
Why do they think they want you to be like this?
Why do you think they want you to do this?
Hold on, Snoop.
I'm white.
I don't like this.
Cardi B's wet-ass pussy.
That's fucking demeaning, gross.
It's garbage culture.
It's shit culture.
I don't buy WAP, but black people do.
And black people love Cardi B. They love Snoop.
I think Snoop's a fucking loser.
He's like 55 years old.
He's on stage smoking weed.
He's got cartoon doggies on his jacket as he smokes pot.
He's a fucking dork.
He's a loser millionaire.
I'm not impressed.
So where do you get this idea that we only let black people be crap culture?
Like Neil deGrasse Tyson comes along.
He's a mediocre astrophysicist.
If you look at the papers he's published and the followers he has on Twitter compared to other astrophysicists, it's a shocking, shockingly disproportionate.
They'll have like 500 papers published and 20,000 followers.
He has like, I don't know how many papers published.
Let's say like 20, and he has millions of followers.
When White America met Neil deGrasse Tyson, they dropped to their knees and started blowing him.
They were so happy to find a black scientist.
So again, you're putting whites on a pedestal and saying, only let them be entertainers.
Like Porjaba the hot.
Why do you think they want you to do this?
Smoke Gmo Weed?
No, we don't.
Or be like this.
And be like this.
Hold on, hold on.
Wait a minute.
What's the matter with the cartoon?
Isn't that cartoon pretty black power?
I've never watched it because I hate that gross anime style with those big eyes.
But you probably watch it.
You like garbage culture.
Boondocks or whatever it's called.
Boondocks, I think these kids are like pretty empowered and they like don't like.
But they're like trashy.
I hate anime stuff too.
I was agreeing with you.
And be like this.
Hold on.
That's a black comedy that black people put together that black people thought were funny.
And some white trash people liked it too.
But like this is the Wayne Brothers.
They're the most successful family in Hollywood.
And the wealthiest Hollywood family.
When you add up all the money they have together, they're fucking killing it.
Kicking ass.
And they're racist, if you want to go by the definitions.
White chicks was white blackface, and it was mocking white women.
Anyway, this is where it gets weird.
Hold on.
And give you this.
Until you God destroyed Egypt.
Which makes you believe that these people are evil.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Does the Bible say God...
I'm not that well versed in the Bible.
Does it say God destroyed Egypt?
Wasn't Egypt just sort of humming along?
I mean, it was really kicking ass thousands of years ago, but was it decimated?
I never heard that before.
Now, this is where his whole shit falls apart.
So basically, he goes off on this Egyptian tangent because he's under the impression that Egypt is black.
Dude, your whole Egypt shit is a giant testament to the power of the Arab male or the Arab culture in general.
The same Arabs, by the way, who enslaved you.
The West did not invent slavery.
It alone abolished slavery.
Pap Buchanan.
But who invented it?
These guys.
Egypt.
Egyptian monarchy.
They didn't like you.
And then Ari the rugged man says to me, oh, fuck.
Every time I would argue with him, he doesn't really talk to me anymore, but he'd always have like laughing emojis at how stupid I am.
And I'd be like, yeah, yeah, right.
That's why.
And then he'd show me a picture of all the black people on King Tut's tomb.
And I'm like, yeah, dude, those were the slaves.
They painted your slaves on your coffin so you'd have slaves in the afterworld.
Those were not his bros.
And the sword shall come upon Egypt and fear shall be in Ethiopia when the slain shall fall in Egypt, when they shall take away her multitude and when her foundations shall be broken down.
Ethiopia and Put and Luna and all the common people and Chub and the men of the land, blah, blah, blah.
So he's taking this as a fuck you to black people.
There's like 10 plagues in Egypt.
And then Moses.
The thing with Moses.
And what did Moses do?
Well, he was a Jew that was raised as an Egyptian and he stood up for like the slaves, the Israelites.
And saved Egypt?
Yeah, basically through God telling him to, you know, do certain things.
Sounds like Satan was fucking with the Arabs in Egypt.
And then God came in and said, leave them alone, dick.
I make learning cool.
So then Jesus was like, fuck this.
Shit.
Which makes you believe that these people were evil.
And this is evil.
And opening your third eye is evil, which really got...
So to him, this third eye bullshit is true.
Like, it's a scientific fact that you can...
Well, he's about to explain it, but that you can see stuff with some invisible eye right here.
He just showed us a diagram of a brain where they just drew an eye in the brain.
Go back a little bit.
Here's proof that there's a third eye.
There you go.
See?
Look, there's a sort of an area here.
It looks kind of like the Egyptian eye, and that sort of looks like a bird.
So let's just stick these together, and it's now proof that you have an eye.
And by the way, isn't there a bunch of brain shit in the way of your third eye?
Like, shouldn't the eye be here with a little hole to see?
You might as well have a third eye up your ass.
I think they consider that the pineal gland that is responsible for like, you know, distributing DMT when you're sleeping, when you're dying, and when you're born, that stuff.
So there is a little core of truth there.
But it's not an eye.
No, that's got nothing to do with an eye.
Seeing.
It's got nothing to do with releasing dopamine.
Well, they think it's like you see into the spirit world with that pineal gland.
That's your bridge to the spirit world.
Okay.
Yeah.
Joe Rogan's kind of into that, too.
DMT stuff.
Well, does he know that that's racist?
Does he know it's black?
How is any of this black, by the way?
Like, the powers that be don't want black people to know that they have a third eye.
Do they want, do white people know they have a third eye, or do only black people have this third eye?
Do we all have a third eye?
And opening your third eye is evil.
You pay attention in school when you're learning like American history and stuff.
You seem to be good at remembering stuff.
Can you just apply this to actual facts?
Really connects you to the real God.
And 666 is evil, but 666 is the same number of the protons, electrons, and neutrons in carbon, which makes up melanin.
Who would tell her?
Therefore.
So we don't want you to know how many neutrons are in carbon?
That's time for all this censorship.
Hey, I'm just writing down how many neutrons and protons are in carbon.
Stop!
Stop!
Stop!
That's bad because, you see, carbon is dark, and that's what melanin is.
Yes, and I don't want blacks knowing that.
Why?
I don't know.
I just don't want them knowing that.
How many electrons?
I know, let's ask computer.
Hey, computer, how many electrons are in carbon?
Carbon has six electrons.
Hey, computer, how many protons are in carbon?
Carbon has six protons.
We are getting schooled.
Hey, computer, how many neutrons are in carbon?
Carbon has six neutrons.
Holy shit, we just saw with our third eye.
This is like what Tom Cruise was saying about Scientology.
When you reached full clarity, I just became 100% clear.
Who would tell us that our melanin is evil?
Because they don't know that you are truly divided.
No one knows, besides a computer, that carbon has six protons, six neutrons, and all that stuff, right?
And why the fuck would we not want you to, would we want you to think that carbon is evil?
Carbon, aren't we all carbon-based life forms?
So you can't find something that's dark, like carbon, and then say, we don't want you to know that that exists.
So we made up a number.
The logic here is just spellbinding.
Oh, God.
Look at her hair.
It's nice.
Kind of looks like this, huh?
Even this little boy knows that he is the manifestation of nature.
And the moral of the story was.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
What?
What?
So is that a clue from God that black are trees God's way of saying black people are closer to nature because they're brown?
And her hair is green, by the way.
Are punk rockers closer to nature?
Or feminist today with green hair?
What about Indian jokers?
They have green hair.
Kind of looks like this, huh?
Even this little boy knows that he is the manifestation of nature.
And the moral of the story was to show the indoctrination and programming that we've been receiving for about the last 2,000 years.
And that we will always be slaves if we don't break out of what we've been taught.
Pause.
One thing I've noticed about assholes is they always go, hmm, why would that be?
Hmm, you think they have this, and I think it's their own insecurity manifesting itself in a fake kind of sarcastic gesture.
Want us to know our real place on this planet in the universe?
Gods.
Go look up whatever you are talking about.
Who's trying to stop you?
The internet is replete with made-up bullshit like your third eye and stuff.
Are we shutting down the internet?
When you get to that page, first of all, we're seeing this guy's rant.
How is that allowed?
Shouldn't he be censored somewhere?
All right, here's the final one.
It starts with Martin Lawrence doing a pool metaphor, and then we go to Louis Farrakhan thing that I bet we're going to end up agreeing with.
By the way, I've heard people say, outside of the anti-Semitism and all that crazy space shit, Farrakhan isn't that nuts.
He's just a guy standing up for his people.
And I'm inclined to agree, but you can't separate their anti-Semitism from their anti-white rhetoric.
But I think the Nation of Islam sees Jews as the ultimate white people.
So when they hate Jews, they're just hating the ultimate whites.
So it's like the pinnacle of their anti-white racism.
The inverse would be if a KKK guy hated all American blacks, but he really, really hated dark-skinned Africans because they were the ultimate blacks.
So it's all, don't separate their anti-Semitism from their anti-white rhetoric.
Jews are white.
It's racial.
Much of the traditional.
But expand.
Now, check it out.
The white ball dominates everything, right?
Knocks the shit out the yellow ball, the red ball, right?
And the game's over when the white ball drives the black ball completely off the table.
This is that super lazy thing where you don't read any books or do any research.
You just look at what's in front of you and then impose your bullshit racial theories on that.
This is like when they go, the library is where they keep the lies.
Oh, so you sat and looked at a word, split it in half?
That's your homework?
So, Martin, the reason that we use black and white in chess and other things is because they're the most distinct two things.
One is all colors.
One is the absence of color.
So when you look at a pool table, separating like an orange ball and a red ball isn't as easy as separating a black ball and a white ball.
The fact that the white moves first in chess has nothing to do with race.
Stop doing this shit.
Atheism is unstoppable was talking about how everything negative is black and everything good is white.
And he's like, what about white noise?
And what about plants?
They need light.
Are plants racist?
Like, this whole black is bad and white is good shit is retarded and embarrassing.
Now, why is that?
I don't know, but I'm sure you tell me, my brother.
Sure you look.
It's because of the white man's fear of the sexual potency of interest.
Your shit is coming out in the words niggas.
It's not about jokes.
Me and him are here.
It's not about jokes.
That one was kind of deep.
You want to get the bottom of the push and they always say the white man is scared of the black man.
Well, yeah.
In certain neighborhoods at certain times of day, yeah.
Because there's a statistical probability we're going to get fucked with.
It's not random.
Like the reason a woman grabs her purse when a black guy gets in the elevator and doesn't grab it when an Asian guy gets on the elevator is because she's seen a pattern here.
And if that offends you as a black person, you should be mad at the black people that stole the purses and created this stereotype, this pattern.
Fear is the black man.
There's something about the black man.
I am not a racist, but I'm talking about the destruction of the black man because in this society, the white man is not destroyed.
This is this whole thing, too, that, well, at least this is alluding to this thing that whites are petrified of becoming a minority.
And I never thought about that.
I mean, obviously, married an Indian and made Indian, so it wasn't a high priority of mine.
I didn't really consider it.
And then they started saying it and saying it.
This is what annoys me about America today with this racial conversation.
It's not really on the forefront of anyone's minds.
Like at the gym, the boxing gym, black and white never comes up.
Like there might be some joke about Larry.
Oh, you're dark.
You blended in.
I couldn't see you there.
Like maybe like once a week.
But there's so many other things that normal people talk about.
But the media and academia and all these other fucking big voice groups, they keep throwing race at you again and again.
You start going, oh, okay.
Like white people suck.
I was never white pride, but you kept saying white people suck, white people suck, white people suck.
And I went, hold on a sec.
Let me look it up.
Hey, they seem pretty cool, actually.
You invented a ton of stuff.
They're not the brightest bulbs in the tree, but look at this.
Electricity and flying and TVs and this microphone.
They seem all right to me.
Same with men.
Men are evil.
They're all sexist fucking pigs.
They hate having daughters.
They wish they had sons.
Then I met the skating rink, and there's a guy picking up his daughters who were doing figure skating.
He seems really happy to see them.
What the fuck?
That's not what I was Told.
So they keep pushing on you, pushing on, and you look it up and you go, So whites are scared of becoming a minority.
And then I look at South Africa and I go, Yeah, it doesn't really fare too well for everyone involved when whites are a minority.
I don't know why that is.
I think one theory I have is that white people seem to be good at systems like plumbing and renting snowboard boots and making the trains run on time.
I don't know why that is.
Maybe because they survived the brutal Siberian winters and they had to come up with a system to like store food and have firewood or they'd all be dead.
So they end up being good at that kind of long-term planning.
I don't know.
But South Africa today is bad for blacks.
It was a much better system.
I think it was even better during apartheid for blacks, believe it or not.
It sounds strange to say, and I can't believe these words are flying out of my mouth.
But if you look at the crime rate, the lifespan, the water supply, like fucking Cape Town's out of water.
They're showing videos on how to wash yourself and then reuse that water to do the dishes and then use that water to clean the fucking sink.
Like it's fucked.
What was it, Zimbabwe?
When it was Rhodesia, it was the breadbasket of the whole continent.
Now look at it.
Fucking dead elephants lying on the road.
Black man is destroyed and there is a conscious effort to keep black men from rising up to take their proper and rightful place.
Give me an example of that, please.
Where the black accountant had his degree randomly just ripped from his hands and deleted from the internet so he couldn't get a job as an accountant.
All I see is people tripping over themselves to get black people up.
Like, look at TV commercials.
Every time you pass a billboard on the highway, it's some black surgeon saying, come to my hospital, I'll save you.
And like, people are clearly racist.
Look, look, look at this.
Isn't this a very Obama face?
When I watch Farrakhan, I see a lot of Obama in him.
Meaning, Obama ripped it off from him.
We all know they used to hang out, but they've tried to hide the photographs.
And also, one other thing, too.
Look how fair skinned he is.
Like, we're not that different.
Farrakhan.
Farrakhan.
I bet one of his dads is black.
I mean, white or something.
I was reading this afternoon that...
It gives you gravitas to pause.
That was Super Obama.
I can't not see it now.
I was reading this afternoon.
My little girl, Malik.
I was reading this afternoon that over 50% of the homes of black people are headed by a female.
Yeah.
So your problem is socialism.
Your problem is welfare.
You incentivized black women to dump their baby daddy.
You said you'll give them money.
The DNC wrote them a check and said, dump him, and you get free money.
Stay with him.
Get married to him and you don't get any checks.
In other words, don't do that.
Don't get married.
Don't have a nuclear family.
And now we've got Black Lives Matter promoting that bullshit saying, yeah, we like that.
We have a whole village to raise our kids.
700,000 new homes were added to the list last year.
And the same was true.
700,000 black men were added to the unemployment rules of the 9 million black workers.
54% of them are unemployed.
Yeah, you know what a lot of that is, my friend?
That's a lot of people shitting on trades.
And by my gym, again, there was a big building.
I've been watching it from dirt to a foundation to every floor being built over the past year.
I've been watching this beautiful building, this stunning piece, this machine that man has made.
And it takes my breath away every time I look at it.
It's incredible watching a giant apartment building be built.
I said to the teacher in the Bronx, you should be bringing your class here.
Everyone should be watching this.
You should have a contractor.
I don't care where he works, plumbing, construction, cement, one of the surveyors, anyone, electrician, and just talk about what's going on.
And he goes, yeah, we used to do that.
And we got shit because they said, what's the matter?
You don't think black people can be intellectuals?
You want to farm them out to construction workers?
And the program got canned.
Okay.
Guess what else got canned was your prospects for unemployment.
Women are working more than their men.
So the women...
Well, there's another problem here.
You're forgetting crime, my friend.
And blacks are disproportionately represented in crime, and those jobs are not on the books.
So there might be a lot of illegal activity that is contributing to the household income, but not being recorded in these surveys that you're discussing, which, of course, were done by white people.
Providing for the children and even for the men.
God's order has been turned around.
Right.
Stop.
See, this is where I'm like, yeah, I guess I'm Nation of Islam because I agree.
God's order has been turned around.
We got to get these families back together.
We've got to get them married.
We got to get the men working.
If they're not intellectuals, they can do trades.
I believe that 95% of the population of America, of all races, should be doing trades.
5% are intellectuals.
They can go and invent stuff and do STEM and break down junk DNA and all that fancy stuff and discuss solar eclipses.
The other 95% of us should be doing trades.
And that way we could have manufacturing back in this country.
Basically, it would go back to like 1980s, Reagan-era America.
That's what we mean when we say make America great again.
So, Lewis, you and I are on the same page with that.
Whenever the natural order.
But the problem is, when you see a fuck-up, you just go right to the white man and go, You did this to us.
As a Scot, that is particularly embarrassing.
Scots would never blame anyone for where they are.
They're the ultimate Viking foragers.
And they say, I don't care if you don't help me.
Just don't hinder me.
These guys are saying, You didn't help me enough.
And that's a hindrance.
Of God is violated, then there are serious consequences.
What?
Agreed.
This is not an accident.
This is by design.
Agreed.
Yes.
The DNC, liberals, have put you in chains.
LBJ wants you voting Democrat for the next 100 years.
You nailed it.
You just got the wrong bad guy.
That if we get education, we can get employment.
According to the statistics I read this afternoon, of the blacks that go to college and get their degree, their salary is equal to the whites who finish high school.
Major Hole, I wish, I want to hang out with him and just go, ah, that doesn't make sense.
I want to like hone his argument.
I want to get him off the Jew stuff and direct his anger in the right direction because there's a lot of good to Louis Farrakhan, believe it or not.
The problem, Lewis, with the stat you just read is what are blacks taking in college and what quality of education are they getting?
Naomi Schaefer-Riley wrote a paper about the pathetic dissertations that are at black colleges and how they're all about me, me, me and racism and like Michelle Obama type stuff.
Growing up as me, becoming me.
And it's just basically a diary entry.
It's like an autobiography.
It'll be like growing up black in Kentucky in the 90s.
You're like, that's just your life.
This isn't a dissertation.
So their PhDs end up being garbage.
A dissertation should be like the long-term effects of welfare in the black community.
That's an interesting pile of data I'd like to see.
Black crime, pre-welfare, post-welfare.
That's an interesting dissertation.
And it's still black if you want to make it out of black college.
So a lot of these black people he's talking about are graduating with garbage, useless degrees that no one wants.
A lot of white people also graduate with fucking garbage degrees too.
But there's more STEM in these non-black colleges for whatever reason.
And that should factor into your data, my friend.
Something is wrong.
It's shit education.
When a man cannot earn money, agreed hallelujah.
To feed himself and his family.
Breach, Veracon.
Breach.
They used to have a commercial on radio LSMFT.
Admit luck and strike means fine tobacco.
But in human relationships, LSMFT means low self-esteem, means friction and trouble.
And when black men.
Most copy right now, Anne Coulter.
She says that all the time.
She's surprisingly, she's so pro-black, she's almost militant sometimes.
Like you can see other people around her going, Jesus, take it easy, Anne.
She's Farrakhan when it's the anti-Semitism.
And she says the same thing.
She's like, get these blacks in construction, all these kids on the street with their pants hanging low.
Get them with a spackle bucket and their self-esteem will go up.
That's why I'm so pro-manufacturing in America because it's not the job that defines the man.
It's having a job.
I don't care what it is.
When you come home from a hard day's work, and God has made this clear, what's more delicious?
A beer when you've done nothing all day or a beer when you've just busted your ass, you've checked it out, your job is finished, it's complete.
There's nothing that bothers you about it, too.
Like the fence is perfectly level.
There's not one of the plank that's out.
It's a strong foundation.
You go, that's a hell of a fence, me?
Feeling good about yourself?
Plonk down, you're dirty from the job.
It's delicious.
It's the greatest beer you'll ever have.
Just like hearing daddy is the greatest word you'll ever hear.
Black men wander aimlessly without a job.
Welfare.
Welfare.
Welfare.
Illegal aliens taking black jobs.
The black community in California has been decimated by illegal aliens.
Your beef is again with the DNC.
They're the ones opening the borders.
They're the ones taking black jobs away.
Self-esteem, therefore their lives are filled with friction and trouble.
So as a result, the black community is now feeding on itself.
Rape is gone up.
Aggravated assault is up.
Robbery and battery is up.
Murder among black people is up.
And black males.
Pause.
All of this is so true.
Now, just sprinkle some culpability on.
Like in the 90s, we had rap move.
The whole rap movement was about black empowerment.
It wasn't about racism.
It wasn't about cops.
It wasn't about constantly whining.
It was public enemy, by the way, were part of that.
And they've since gone down the whining route.
But you had Keras1 saying, stop the violence.
And he was, even Chuck D was saying, we have to check ourselves.
He wouldn't say that today.
He's got my head exploding as a watermelon today because I'm ruining his life somehow.
But back then, they said, we need to correct our behavior and stop the violence in our communities and get educated.
Yes.
Living in the ghetto have a more difficult chance to survive than black males did fighting in a war in Vietnam.
This is how serious it is.
And what is at the root of it?
Some say racism.
Some say it is prejudice.
Some say it is discrimination.
The Honorable Elijah Muhammad went to the root.
The Bible begins with the book of Genesis.
And the human being begins with his genetic makeup.
Whites are afraid of white genetic annihilation.
And they fear the black male.
Because if the black male becomes strong, and if love prevails in the world, white people think they love men of color,
as they did in the beginning, see the daughters of men that they are fair and mix with them the white race.
Hold on, pause.
We've heard this theory a few times, and it's easy to refute, my friend.
You're 14%, what?
Blacks are what?
14% of the population now?
They're not really increasing.
Yes, they have a lot of kids, but they also abort a lot of kids.
And this idea that the black people are going out and brownifying America, you might see a lot of mixed-race couples in the city, but maybe 3% of whites marry outside of their race.
And when you have a half-black kid or a half-Asian kid or a half-Latino kid, because the majority of the population is white, it's like 65%.
Hispanics get weird because they flip and flop depending on the stat.
But it's like 60 to 70% is white.
So the odds are that that mixed-race kid is going to marry a white person.
You do that once and the kid's gone.
We've talked about this in other episodes.
Look at Phil Collins' kids or Juan Williams' son.
Juan Williams' son looks so white that people think he's racist towards blacks.
And he's like, actually, I am black.
So it's more like the whitification.
Race mixing leads to whitification, my friend.
I would be wary of it if you want to maintain your race.
Be no more on the earth, so those.
You know what else this reeks of?
I think a lot of nations of Islam have just accepted that blacks are genetically superior to every other race.
And that's a hell of an assumption, by the way.
You may want to prove that at some point, but let's just make that assumption as true.
You then take another leap of faith and say our superior genes are spreading across America.
And the inferior genes, like whites and Asians and Jews or whatever, they're all getting annihilated.
That's also not true.
Like, you got to search your history, as our first friend said.
A lot of like wild theories just sort of tossed out there with nothing to back them up.
Those who fear that people genetic annihilation must keep hate alive.
Those who fear...
keeping hate alive, dude.
Like, I don't get this whole like, white people do this.
If you're so into your group, right?
Then just buckle down and like, I don't know, go build something and work hard and celebrate Yakub or whatever your God is.
Like, he's sowing the seeds of hate right now while saying that white people are all about hate.
Do your own thing.
Have a potluck.
Genetic annihilation must continue to destroy shit.
All this eugenics, genetics, genetics, DNA, DNA.
We're superior.
Here's the truth, dude, Louie.
The reason that the DNC wants to separate the white man, I mean the black man from the black woman, is because when we have destroyed families, people vote Democrat.
When you pay them to vote Democrat, they vote Democrat.
That is why the black family was shattered.
The shattered black family wasn't even on purpose.
That's collateral damage.
They just, the DNC noticed that when they hand checks to a group, they get votes.
So they continue to do it because it's profitable.
That's it.
The reason that the fact that the black family died when the DNC invented welfare is they just, no one gives a shit.
They just go, I don't care.
I just keep getting votes.
Look at COVID.
Look at all of these politicians enforcing all these draconian laws.
They're destroying small businesses.
People are committing suicide.
These same elitist politicians are going out and having parties.
You know, Cardi B. She's a millionaire.
She's an elitist.
She tells you not to do this.
Wear a fucking mask.
And then she's having several parties.
The Kardashians, tons of parties.
Politicians, Gavin Newsom, the mayor of Austin, Bill de Blasio.
They're all running around maskless, having a gay old time while they tell us not to do it.
Look at the fucking protests.
200,000 people at the Brooklyn Museum.
No one gives a shit.
But some bar on Staten Island has one too many patrons, and they throw him in fucking jail.
So we're dealing with people that only do things that benefit themselves.
There's no plan beyond that.
They don't care about Max Public House shutting down.
They don't care about the black family being shattered.
They're just doing what accrues more power.
Don't overthink it, dude.
Man.
Just a few years ago when they would take a design in the back.
And hang him.
They would have potties around his body.
Yep, dark times.
His testicles.
Pass them around.
Why must you castrate him?
Because I'm afraid of white genetic black balls.
Yeah, there were some horrible times in our past.
Do you want to get into black on white crime and I'll describe all the maiming and disfiguring that goes on today?
Do you want to get into that?
You want to dwell on that?
Should we keep fomenting hate by discussing the worst things that have ever happened to us?
Should the Scots go on and on and on about Braveheart and the English and the fucking bounty they had for kilts?
And that black man's spirit is so strong.
He's not a genetic inferior because if you let him go, he'll be no more wakeful.
Keep the nigger in his place.
It's a huge, and it sucks.
So we hang black men today.
The implication is that's still happening today because we don't want him to go around inseminating all our women.
Well, it seems like that ship has sailed.
And the most inseminating going on is black men with black women.
And we're seeing brutal abortion, endless welfare, and infinite crime because of that.
This whole like blacks invading white America isn't really a thing.
There might be a few guys in the South who have a major problem with it, but it doesn't really come up.
So your entire ethos is based on this myth of whites planning out your whole day like they're planning a wedding in reverse.
You're right that blacks are in trouble, but the only solution is to fight back and not accept welfare, not accept these handouts and say, I am a strong, empowered individual.
I'm going to stay married to my wife.
I'm going to maintain the family.
And I'm going to stop bitching about race all the time and making my problems someone else's fault.
Were you just looking at my crotch?
You're lucky you're a woman.
Because that would have been gay.
Yeah, we're scared of men's balls.
Black men's balls?
Okay.
Got to use those Sears ball stretchers.
Election Gate.
I guess we have to cover it, right?
I'm starting to suffer from what Jim Goad calls example exhaustion.
He was my editor at Tachymag, and I would be bringing up a point, and I'd have like seven examples of why what I'm saying is true.
And he goes, people get it after like three to five.
You're getting example exhaustion, and it becomes tedious.
And I'm kind of getting this way with Election Gate.
And it might be the plan.
Are they trying to bore us to death?
I'm just going to keep with hearings and stoppages.
And maybe they designed it this way, where there'll be so many little pieces that as you're sitting cleaning up, you'll go, fuck it, fine.
Like Anthony Coomey's divorce.
He was fighting her tooth and nail for this and that.
And then he was on the front page of the post, and it was getting, it was dragging on and getting expensive.
He said, you know what?
Just give her everything she fucking wants.
I got to get this out of here.
I feel like they're trying to do that to us.
But anyway, let's get these out of the way quickly.
This one's pretty juicy.
3-4.
A guy hired to deliver votes.
He's a truck driver, I guess.
He's hired to drop off votes.
They reroute him, and then the votes never end up going anywhere.
So in total, I saw 24 gaylords.
What?
Or were you in the fag capital of the world?
Fag Capital of the World.
Or large cardboard containers of ballots loaded into my trailer.
These gaylords contained plastic trays.
I call them totes, but trays will work.
Of ballots stacked on top of each other.
All the envelopes were the same size.
I could see the envelopes had handwritten return addresses, and I could even tell that one of that one was marked registered mail.
That one was off to the side.
They were complete ballots.
I didn't think much of it at the time.
At Beth Page, I was first loaded with two tall gay lords.
So picture that thing there or this little representation here.
Okay, we get it.
We don't need to hear his speech.
About 200,000, 100,000 to 300,000.
Let's choose a middle number.
200,000 votes rerouted.
Wait, go back to the thing?
And then what happened?
I was loaded with a lot of it.
Because the child was diverted to a new delivery location by a supervisor and disappeared from the USPS depot in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, swing state, after he parked it.
And then there's this whistleblower.
3.5.
I've just saved the juicy ones.
And if you want to see a compendium, a conclusive list of all of these, go to censored.tv, the website, and you'll see we've got a news ticker where we put up at least six a day.
We've got a repeat link.
Uh-oh.
Is that the same one?
Yeah, 35.
I think that's not a bad link.
I think I was just repeating the story myself.
You know what I mean?
This one annoyed me.
Something about this guy's face really pisses me off.
Now, he's on our side.
So there's no reason for it.
But don't you hate guys like this?
Yeah, I don't know what it is.
It's such a boomer face.
It's such a boomer hairdo to have like long hair when you're that old and those like Sally Jesse Raphael glasses.
He also wears that stupid fucking Westchester thing where you have a blazer, a sweater with a little zip.
I forget what you call it, like a half-zip sweater, and then a dress shirt underneath.
I've tried wearing that just for a laugh.
It's so fucking hot That you want to die.
Like, I could do it in the Arctic, but nowhere else.
Anyway, this guy is talking about death threats.
If you saw the death threats that I get, that my wife gets, where they talk about my wife and children getting blood splatters and skull fragments on them when I get assassinated in public.
People sending my wife pictures of like her name and her parents' name and all this shit.
I get them at least once a week.
At one point, I got one when they doxed my number.
I got so many that it was draining my battery.
All the calls, my mailbox filled up, and then it was just texts of like, you're going to die, and I'm outside.
Look outside your window, fashy.
On and on and on.
I got a whole folder full of them.
I could drain their battery if you'd like me to.
What do you mean?
You know what I mean?
You say the word.
Okay.
So click on that article.
You're probably not signed up to New York Times.
Gabriel Sterling, a voting system official in Georgia, harshly criticized the president for failing to condemn the threats of violence against people overseeing the election in his state.
What do you hear his scary threats?
It's so gay.
It has all gone too far.
All of it.
Are a pussy.
Joe gentleman today asked for Chris Krebs, a patriot who ran CISA, to be shot.
A 20-something tech in Gwinnett County today has death threats and a noose put out saying he should be hung for treason because he was transferring a report on batches from an EMS to a county computer so he could read it.
It has to stop.
I mean, everything he's saying is true.
And these people are cunts for threatening these people, but grow a pair of balls.
He's got diamonds.
He's got that sweater thing I was talking about.
With a jacket on.
That's bananas.
Like, maybe if you worked in a freezer with, like, meats.
Like a formal freezer.
That's boring.
Look at this nut.
Oh, yeah.
This woman is powerfully insane.
A representative in Detroit who says that even questioning any voting in Detroit is racist because they're black.
I can hear you.
Mr. Giuliani.
Do you believe that the citizens of Detroit, those who have voted, feel like what you're doing today is disenfranchising or attempting to disenfranchise the citizens of Detroit?
Just the opposite.
I would say that trying to separate the honest from the dishonest vote is saving the franchise because every dishonest vote deprives an honest person of their vote.
I agree.
I absolutely agree.
Let's let him, Representative, let's let him answer the question.
Yeah, he just did.
Okay.
What is she wearing?
Yeah, he just did.
And so I agree with you.
Dishonesty is dishonesty.
Right?
Right.
Yeah, what is she wearing?
I think she has fake shirts.
Go back a bit, though.
Before, yeah.
She was using it as a pulpit.
Do you have a question?
Hold on.
Representative.
Here's the beginning of it.
Mr. Giuliani.
Hi again.
Hello.
Do you think that both you and the president are honest men?
Do I really have to answer that question?
Yes.
Representative C.A. Johnson.
Representative.
Mr. Richard.
Representative, do you have a point of order?
What the fuck is on?
She's wearing Harvey Two-Face.
Type of the Collection.
Representative.
Representative.
You're out of order.
Out of order.
Representative.
You can tell I have to deal with her on a regular basis.
About the election.
You can ask the question.
What the fuck is on her body?
Is it a blazer where she's only put her arm in one sleeve?
Maybe she's half cold.
Representative.
Maybe she's like a Batman villain and she's called half sea.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I was thinking.
I just can't.
Representative, do you have a cold?
Hold on.
Representative.
Representative, do you have a cold?
I feel an affiliation with him too because he's holding a gavel.
And I'm Gavin.
Gavel McGinnis.
You should have a gavel, dude.
Honestly, you're going to be using it just for me, so I don't know why I'm just going to.
I'm going to give away what happens at Proud Boys meetings, but every single one, we had a gavel for like a courting session kind of thing.
Of course.
Every single one, I would do the same joke every time.
I'd go, guys, I want to clear this up because this has been a problem for a while here, and I don't know why there's any confusion, but gavel gavin.
Gavel, gavin.
This is not me.
I am not this.
Okay?
It was a kind of joke that got funnier the 37th time.
Yeah.
And then people would start reciting it with it because it's like they knew all the words.
I want to go back to her, though.
She's pleasant.
About the election, asking me.
I could hear you.
Mr. Giuliani.
Now we're watching.
Now we're watching again.
Do you want to find more of her?
I have another one of her when she decided that Joe Biden won two weeks ago.
This was her public statement on the matter.
It's not very good resolution.
Oh, this is real?
Yeah.
That's my true feeling.
Yeah!
Now we can finally breathe!
I did not know Trump was anti-breathing.
That was a wake-up call.
All right.
You know what time it is.
Yes.
Ryan, shut up.
You don't have a damn.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
My wife's really mad at me for canceling getting the tree the other day.
I fucked up.
Look, you got to make decisions as a man and stick to them.
It was dark.
The sky was black.
There was starting rain appearing on my windshield.
It was three o'clock.
It's about to be the place was an hour away.
It was going to be dark and rainy.
Looking for a tree, driving back in the dark.
The last time, two years ago, when we were driving back with the tree, I got a call from Blaze and I was fired.
So I don't want it to be gloomy.
It's already got a gloomy pallor over it.
But I'm talking to you here on a human level.
And then four o'clock rolls around, which is when we would have got the tree.
I told you this last night.
And the sky was just orange and pink.
Beautiful.
Warm as toast.
No rain.
This sounds very gay.
Coffee in a cup.
Little furry pups.
I liked beer.
I love cheap and shitty beer.
Okay, you ready?
Can you tell the difference with my eyes between this and this and this and this?
Yes.
When you point it out.
Otherwise, no.
Does this look like I'm not staring at the camera?
It looks like you are.
I am.
To me.
You are?
Okay.
Sup, fags, I've moved around the Midwest a bit, originally from Chicago, and I can tell you without reservation that Indiana is the best state to raise a family.
I don't know shit about Indiana.
In Chicago, as a father and a husband starting a family, I was constantly broke and life sucked cock.
My family moved around a bit for work until landing in northern Indiana.
Here, the cost of living is so much cheaper and the quality of life so much better that I got completely out of debt, bought a nice house, large plot of land, and live in the best school district in the state.
More importantly, my boys ride around in the neighborhood with a fucking gaggle of area children.
It's rad as hell.
While the nightlife would suck dick if I were 24 and not in college, as a 38-year-old, I have my bar and my close group of friends.
Chicago is an hour and a half drive if I want to see a show, but I don't have to deal with the big city headaches on a daily basis.
As for women, I have no fear my kids will get laid when the time comes.
The mid-range six to eight is plentiful here.
However, the high-end is much less frequent than a big city.
Who cares?
I don't mean who cares about your letter.
I mean, who cares about the lack of nines?
None of us are fucking nines anyway.
Well, however, the high-end is much less frequent.
I will likely have two of my four kids who will need to leave town to find a suitably hot wife, but there are plenty to practice on first.
Six to eight?
What's the matter with six to eight?
I mean, six is a little low, but a seven?
Don't marry a nine.
You're gonna get divorced.
Marry a 7.4.
And don't kill yourself if you end up with a six.
Sixes were my bread and butter in my single days.
I miss them.
Actually, I'll tell you what I miss more is the 4.9s.
Because you could do anything.
They work for it.
Remember I told you the story, but I woke up super hungover and super horny, and I was like, God, I would do anything to have a five in my bed right now.
God, so horny, and I just want to rip out all the stops.
What the fuck?
There was one lying right next to me that I forgot I brought home last night.
Thanks, God.
Like an animal house?
Yes.
Had a hell of a romp.
Ugly Jew bag who was incredibly fun.
That was one of my best memories.
And the nines, eight and nines, I think that story I just told you four or five times a year.
That's a 4.7.
Yep.
Isn't that weird?
I Googled that.
Really?
It came up.
Yeah.
What exactly did the Google say?
Well, it said a bunch.
It's just pictures.
I don't think she's as low as a 4.7.
That's like a 5.4.
Rate state living restored my confidence in the ability of the system to treat you fairly.
I don't fear being harassed by bureaucrats or limited by activist judges or lunatic liberals here.
I don't at all worry that my constitutional right will be curtailed here in the least.
Moving away from Illinois and into Indiana has given me peace of mind.
I cannot recommend Indiana enough.
It might have been a bit too quiet when I was whoring and drinking my way through life, but it's been the perfect place in which to settle down and raise a family.
Love your Indian Joker face.
Gotta say, the Indian Joker's been quite a hit.
What is he talking about?
Gavin, you are wrong about what you said regarding the cops and the orders they get.
I was born and raised in Israel.
I wasn't smiling there.
I was going...
Yeah.
That's not the face.
It's...
There it is.
I think I found a 4.7, by the way.
I'm pretty confident.
Let's see what you got.
Hmm.
It's pretty old.
I don't know, man.
I think that might be a 5.
No, that's...
Yeah.
You put the hair back.
It's a 4.9.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Sorry, dude, Israeli guy.
You're not allowed to talk to me about what America is like.
Israel is remarkably unusual.
So whatever patterns you derive and you notice in Israel, they don't apply to America or anywhere else, for that matter.
Anyway, you're wrong what you said about regarding the cops and the orders they get.
I was born and raised in Israel and served in the Israeli army.
I know you did if you were born and raised in Israel.
One, every Israeli kid learns in school early on that the most common defense of Nazi soldiers who were asked why they did what they did was, I was merely following orders.
And that is one of the main reasons for the success of the Nazi operation was conformity.
And maybe that's why, two, one of the first things they teach in combat units in the Israeli army is how to distinguish between a lawful order, an illegal order, and a clearly illegal order.
Thus, if you are ordered within your duty, an illegal or clearly illegal order, like targeting and shooting an innocent person, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, one of the tennis, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dude, in the case of Max Public House, it comes down to do I lose my job and my pension and my career for this one guy at a bar?
And will it make a difference?
That was a decision they made.
Now, if they had an order like in Virginia where they were told to round up all the guns, the Virginia sheriff said, no, we're not doing that.
So I would have loved it if the police, by the way, it wasn't the NYPD, it was the sheriff.
I would have loved it if the sheriff said, fuck that, we're not following this order.
But I'm not sure It was an illegal order, or a clearly illegal order.
And Israel and America are apples and oranges.
Hey, Gavin, and the Christopher Columbus of the Fag Zone.
I watched your video from either Monday or Tuesday how you said you feel nothing when you see Lady Gaga, even though you can see she's really attractive.
This might have in fact to do with she sold her soul to the devil.
She has known buddies with Marina Abramovic.
Yes, that's true.
Who is an elite Satanist that is also friends with Jay-Z, Beyonce, and the Clinton.
Here's a video of Gaga doing an art piece for Marina.
She's just lying on the floor.
Not safe for work.
I remember this.
Yeah.
She went and trained with her.
Oh, this is a safe for work one.
She did this whole thing just walking around naked.
That Marina Abramovic really knows how to use celebrities and fucking politicians as her little playthings.
That's normal.
You're getting a lot of work done there.
Not safe for it.
Yep.
All right.
G-Dog and Slant Eye.
Three things.
One, the Joker Face by the G rules.
Two, live show going down in flames last night was a low point for me personally.
I crawled into my bed and wept.
Three, check out the cover of GQ.
Isn't it funny, by the way, how the live stream cut out right when we were talking about the CIA?
Yeah.
And we didn't have internet from that moment until, what, like 2 p.m. today?
Speak in.
Check out the cover of GQ.
Newsman of the Year, Trevon Noah is the news.
We're fucked.
Newsman of the year.
I don't see Newsman of the Year.
Where's Newsman of the Year right above his name?
Eric Featherstone, read this in your best Tommy Robinson post.
Hello, Gavin Ryan.
Mike, Monday, Funday, Tuesday, Newsday.
It writes it fucking self.
All the best, lads.
I like you more with your heels on.
The weird thing about Tommy's accent is it's a normal London accent, except for oi.
Hoiding.
Hoiding.
It becomes Northern English like farmer, Nottingham guy, when he says oi.
Oi don't know.
You have organizations playing on them to manipulate their mind.
Change the whole direction in their lives.
What are they trying to manipulate their minds?
Are they hoiding from them?
What are you hoiding from our minds?
What was your warning in 2004?
I missed that guy.
If we want to talk about what's happened in between...
Him and his friends are the funnest people I've ever partied with.
I bet.
Smarty Pants and Dunscap.
If you could have any liberal and any conservative on the show, who would it be?
You each have to come up with your own answers without discussing it.
First, they have to be alive.
You can't pick Jesus Christ or Hitler or something.
Now, here's the would you rather.
Of the two liberals and the two conservatives you guys come up with, you can only pick one to be on the show and both have to agree.
What is with this fucking little riddle?
Side note, could you guys do a top 10 list of the biggest douches, please?
Not sure if Gavin will consider that a good idea, stupid.
No, that is a good idea.
I am trying to get to that.
I want to do the celebrities I hate.
So wait a minute.
What are we going to do here?
We've got to pick a liberal and a conservative.
You'd only pick one to be on the show and you both have to agree.
So who would you rather?
Should we do this?
Okay.
Okay, so I'm thinking living liberals.
I want ratings, right?
For the show.
So I guess the main liberal is going to be Joe Rogan.
Got a lot to say to him.
He's definitely a liberal.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, a little bit.
He's not the most liberal liberal, but yeah.
Conservative is Pat Buchanan.
Okay, so who are your two?
Now keep in mind, Ryan's retarded.
Let's see, liberal.
Oh, definitely.
Well, is Bill Maher liberal?
Yes.
Bill Maher and Dennis Leary.
I'm Dennis Miller.
Bill Maher and Dennis Miller.
That'd be kind of fun.
So now we have to choose.
How about Rogan and Maher?
Ooh.
Yeah.
I feel like Rogan would just lay down, though.
What?
I feel like Rogan would just kind of lay down and be like, oh, man, I didn't know that, man.
Yeah, they probably agree.
Oh, yeah, that's too liberal.
We can't do it.
Dennis Miller is so boomer, though.
I like him, but I don't think our fans...
Joe, have you ever heard of the ostocroples of the Peloponnese?
What about Bill Maher and Pat Buchanan?
Because everyone thinks Bill Maher is too smart, and Pat Buchanan would just eat him alive.
That's pretty hard.
That's a hard hitter.
All right.
So let's just make that happen.
Okay, let's get on that.
What are you, Tucker?
That would probably cost me...
Bill Maher would probably do it for 30 to 50, let's say 40 grand.
And I bet Buchanan would do it for $25,000.
That's a $65,000 show that would probably bring us $5,000 in subscribers.
So no.
I'm done with that shit.
Sorry, dog.
Okay, check out...
Well, we have to do the things for the final video.
What was this?
That's what we just read.
Fuck Fancy.
Yeah, but no, what is this?
That they attached to her.
She put it at the bottom of her.
Oh, I don't know if she wants you to show it.
Why wouldn't she?
So why are you doing that?
Why wouldn't she put that?
Let's get on with the show, please.
Okay.
What do you think about the sinking to that?
Like the little clips sinking to the music?
Oh, I didn't notice that.
But that beer really burns your eyes.
Yeah, that can't feel good at it.
Bubbles.
And it didn't look like that guy had time to blink.
Fucking bubbles.
My wife whipped an apple at me once when we were fighting.
And she threw it so fucking fast, I didn't have time to blink.
And the apple hit my eye.
She was the apple of my eye.
And I think the stem was there too.
My eyeball was bleeding, the white part.
And I had to wear an eye patch for a week because the sun was really painful.
Anyway, this is amazing.
I've been seeing a lot of these videos recently.
And it's amazing how many guys get black guys in the hood, get guns pulled on them, and don't die because they pull out their gun first And shoot the guy.
It's like they can just smell a rat.
So this is a weird, he's got to be a junkie, the white guy, eating ice cream with a tiny spoon.
And the guy he's hanging out with, who's probably a heroin dealer, gets jumped up on.
He got them both.
Now check out the white guy.
Holy shit.
That was crazy, man.
Anyway, what is this, mint chocolate chip?
Yeah.
It's good.
This is good.
Oh, and junkies like ice cream, too.
They like the way it feels.
They like the cold.
So he's got to be on heroin, right?
If he's laughing at that?
And that's who gets shot, is drug dealers, because they have tons of money on them.