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Dec. 7, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E48 - HOMOWEEN [2020-12-07 - S03E48 - HOMOWEEN]

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
	I look in the mirror.
	All these lines on my face getting clearer.
	You think he's an octoroon?
	Yeah, that hair does look a little spicy.
	Can you be a third black?
	Peigot, sounds French, but it goes like orders, right?
	My kids are 25%.
	Oh, the voice too.
	Sure, sure.
	I knew a guy like that who was a Nazi skinhead when he was a teenager.
	Always bitching about Jews.
	And I found out his dad was black.
	He was a Nazi skinhead, and his dad was black.
	And I go, wait, you're very light-skinned.
	I go, you're fucking black?
	And I go, you fucking hypocrite.
	And he goes, hey, I never said nothing about the niggas.
	So was Jews.
	When you think back, you're like, hey, you're off the hook.
	Yeah, then I had a I see dead people flashback was like, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews.
	Come back to you.
	Sing with me.
	Thank you for sending us that.
	Oliver Pigot.
	Pigot or Pigot.
	It sucks.
	It does not say it.
	You're not a good singer.
	It rocks.
	Retarded.
	What you sent us.
	It looks like shit.
	It sounds terrible.
	You're a retard.
	Mentally ill, I think.
	I think it rocks.
	I'm actually scared of you.
	I'm actually scared of you.
	That's who's going to kill.
	Like, who killed John Lennon?
	A fan.
	Someone who was rejected.
	Or, no, he wasn't even rejected.
	John Lennon signed his album.
	His record.
	So he just wanted to be famous.
	That's who I'm most scared of.
	Antifa, I'll fight him all day.
	I had a nightmare last night.
	And this is what's great about boxing.
	This is why you should always box, kids.
	There was people coming to work on my front lawn.
	And then I saw, I knew they were workers because they had the X here, like the reflective vest, the fluorescent vest.
	And I was like, okay, I guess there's a water main blown.
	And then I look closer and I see they have Halloween masks, like clowns and stuff.
	It's like the purge.
	And I was just like, yes, it's on.
	And I ran at them and was chasing them around in my nightmare as they were like, fuck, we're not purging this one.
	So it makes you enjoy conflict.
	And from the Butthole Surfer song, 22 Going On 23, that's where I get most of my psychiatric research.
	When you have dreams and you don't come out the winner in them, that's what depression is.
	I'm not sure what came first, the chicken or the egg, but what you're supposed to do in a dream is if you lose or something bad's going on, try to get back to sleep and vanquish yourself.
	Kill the guy who fucked with you.
	I remember I was having this nightmare for the longest time.
	This was years ago.
	Where was I in my life?
	I think it was post-Vice, but pre-anything else.
	And I would just beat the living shit out of some guy reluctantly.
	He was chasing me and chasing me up and down alleys, and I would stop and kick the shit out of him, destroy him, and then he'd be like a bloody mess.
	And then I'd go, leave me alone.
	And then I would get up and start running.
	Oh, yeah.
	And he would just come like, and I go, for fuck's sakes.
	And I'd be hiding in doorways and stuff.
	And he'd come around the corner like, where is he?
	And I go, dude, oh, there he is.
	And I would just go, smash, smash, smash, smash.
	Trying to knock him out so he couldn't chase me anymore.
	And then he'd just keep getting up.
	I've had that dream, and I've also done that in real life.
	I fought a kid on a playground, this black kid on a playground, and he was like pushing me around.
	Did you fight him because he was black and you're racist?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And so I went up to his mom.
	He was pushing me around and stuff.
	And I went up to his mom.
	You shouldn't have made this black kid.
	I didn't beat him up yet.
	Okay.
	But I said, he's bad.
	He's a bad kid.
	And she was like, whatever.
	And so then eventually at the top of the slide, he did something.
	And then like, I wound up, I just remember kind of like coming to, and I was like, ground and pounding him.
	And I was crying.
	And I was like, why are you making me do this?
	Yeah.
	And I've had dreams like that since.
	Oof, like six?
	Like young.
	I'm not sure you're remembering it properly.
	I'd like to say that that guy's song was really good.
	And I think he's.
	You're such a pussy.
	Every time someone sends us something, like those shitty shirts.
	This is all.
	Those are actually pretty nice.
	Bryce made me an awesome.
	Thanks, Bryce.
	You're a woman.
	I really do like it.
	You're a girl.
	I think what separates this guy here from a lot of other people that try to do music is he's bringing it.
	And it's like, he's got a different voice.
	On the voice, you're the wimpy one who's like, thanks for coming.
	Howie Mandel.
	The woman.
	You're the woman.
	Oh, fuck.
	He's kind of got the Joe Cocker thing where he's like, he does these moves.
	Not up.
	And then he sings different.
	So I think he did great.
	How did Joe Cocker get a career?
	I don't know.
	But he's different.
	Someone else sent us something.
	We have a little Mexican Indian Joker.
	Oh, yes, yes, yes.
	Some of these things on my list.
	Some complaints will be lies.
	You're not a nice person.
	But it's because they're on Ryan's computer and he showed them to me.
	I don't get sent stuff.
	Probably because I react the way I just have.
	Let's get a P.O. box.
	We can't tell people where our studio is, but if we get a P.O. box, you can get your stupid presents and they can go fill the disgusting fag zone.
	You guys should see his room.
	I picked him up this morning.
	I cleaned it recently.
	To go into the city?
	Not this morning?
	It looks br- You call that clean?
	I cleaned it recently.
	Oh my god, it's shocking.
	Shocking.
	If I was to show people.
	Why don't we just show people?
	Should we do that?
	Wait, you have a.
	Yes.
	I think I just took a picture of it yesterday.
	Oh, no, it was FaceTiming.
	Yeah, it's.
	Oh, my God.
	I hope I didn't delete it.
	I've been purging my pics.
	It's not looking good, folks.
	But don't worry.
	Next time I go there, I'll just take another one, and it will be hoarders.
	Literally hoarders levels.
	No.
	Yes, Ryan.
	You have a hoarder.
	There's no dead cats.
	I'll give you that.
	No, because I eat them all.
	There's no dead cats.
	There's no rotting food, although his kitchen is full of rotting food.
	No, it's not.
	I just cleaned that, too.
	But there was.
	Wait, why are you sending me a video?
	Are you sending it to yourself?
	Yes.
	So, Mexican Joker face, I have to wait for him to follow me back.
	Why?
	How did you...
	You showed me.
	Yeah, but it's gone.
	This is a fan-made one, too.
	I think everybody should send it an Instagram.
	Wait, how can you show me on your phone and you can't show me on a computer?
	Because I'm not logged into my Instagram.
	I think...
	I don't know if I tried to, but I'm scared to because it has the same IP address.
	So I couldn't make my Instagram.
	Show it to the camera on your phone.
	Oh, okay.
	Oh, okay.
	We got this one.
	I couldn't.
	It's not it.
	It's amazing.
	We gotta go.
	Indian Joker, buddy.
	Come on, buddy.
	You're just crunching your nose, my little chief.
	That's not what you're doing, dude.
	You got to get into it.
	You know what?
	I got some news for you, Buster.
	Your uncle is a donkey.
	He's good.
	Yeah.
	His eyes are gone.
	That's better than us.
	Yeah.
	Oh, they're back.
	And so he posts this without explaining to any of his followers that may not watch the show what the fuck's going on.
	Has he got a lot of followers?
	No, but his friends are like, what the fuck is this?
	What the fuck is that?
	You need to stop.
	Stop encouraging him.
	What are you doing?
	So if fans send in Jokerface, would that be a good thing?
	Sure, yeah.
	Let's get some Joker faces in.
	Send them to Mailbag.
	Please stop sending stuff to my personal email.
	We're not friends.
	A fly just flew by me, Ryan.
	This is a fun book.
	It's especially a fun book for your doctor scientist relative buddy.
	Buddy.
	Because it's about how Steve Jobs doing LSD...
	What is this now?
	I can't answer that.
	Steve Jobs doing LSD changed him.
	And it's all different scientists.
	The guy who sequenced the genome for the first time ever.
	What the hell was his name again?
	Secret Anarchy.
	How it begins, the delinquents, Masters of Illusion.
	Was it Chris?
	James Watson?
	Anyway, it's various scientists talking about how LSD expanded their brains and enabled them to think outside the box.
	So the good thing, I bought this for a relative of mine who's a scientist, and he thinks I'm a weirdo.
	He's a scientist.
	This is scientists doing weirdo stuff.
	So we're bonding.
	And he was very open to it.
	He didn't take acid or anything.
	So it's a great fun book.
	I remember being on mushrooms as a teenager once, and I was walking.
	We were walking through the suburbs of Kanata, Ontario, and I was looking in, we were seeing houses and stuff.
	And I thought, everyone thinks there's all this gossip going on, and ooh, what's going on in there?
	Someone's fucking and blah, blah, blah.
	And I just, I had this epiphany where I saw how mundane we all are.
	Not in a negative way, per se, but just like we inject all this color and excitement in the things we can't see.
	But ultimately, when you do, you look at them, you go, I remember in Vice days, I used to go through all my employees' emails after work, expecting like some gossip, like, I'm in love with Joel, eh?
	And it was just like, you know, that's got to be on our desk by Friday, blah, blah, blah.
	It was really just normal stuff.
	I don't want to say boring, normal.
	So I saw through the walls of the homes we were walking by, and I saw like a guy in a bath, and I saw someone watching TV, and I saw someone cutting a grilled cheese in half, and not really doing anything.
	The grilled cheese would be the most exciting thing.
	And I don't know why that was such a huge epiphany, but it changed me forever.
	What about you, Ryan?
	Well, yeah, I could relate to that.
	I could relate to that.
	It's like when you meet a famous person, it's like their body of work is usually, it seems so larger than life because of the way it's presented on TV and there's editing.
	But then you meet somebody, you're like, oh, hey.
	And so at the end of the day, there's nothing really visually exciting.
	Maybe lightning.
	Otherwise, the world's pretty...
	A lot of celebrities I've met are exceptional.
	Like Jimmy Kimmel, he's politically a nightmare, but could you do what he does?
	No.
	No.
	He's really good at drawing, too.
	He's a great cartoonist.
	Or Justin Thoreau.
	He can act in movies.
	He does serious.
	He does comedy.
	And then he writes a gem like Tropic Thunder.
	Maybe some famous people are better than us.
	Some complaints will be famous.
	Some are fucking losers, though.
	And Russell Brand and Matthew McConaughey would fall into that category.
	Russell Brand is, he's the child of a single mom, and he never got love from his parents.
	So everything is about me, me, me, me, me.
	And when you run an interview with that attitude, the questions are fucking long.
	Like Larry King, suspender man, he would, he grew up in Brooklyn with a loving family, and he would just ask a question, and half the time, the other person's doing most of the talking.
	Joe Rogan is good for that, too.
	When they do interviews, they let the other person talk.
	Russell Brand is like interviewing himself, and his guest is a tagalong.
	But they're both equally retarded.
	Check out these gifted individuals.
	People come from anywhere.
	Now, we live in a time, I feel, in my country and yours, where there's this sort of thing where I have sensed a lot of condemnation and criticism of what I might describe as ordinary working people, a kind of offhandedness of like, oh, they're dumb.
	They're voting for Brexit.
	They're voting for Trump.
	I don't like it, and I don't like to hear it because of my own experience.
	This is considered a brave stance in Hollywood.
	I don't see working-class people as human garbage.
	Well, aren't you the little freedom fighter?
	Thanks.
	You think we're lovable?
	Experiences and my own upbringing, which I'll happily testify are not nearly so dramatic as yours there.
	But like in terms of where I sit in a class grid, it's you know, like I go like this.
	I spent enough time with Mark George Clooney.
	Trump's not going to be president.
	There's not going to be a president.
	There's a thing they do, like celebrities do with their touching themselves.
	There's not going to be a president, Donald Trump.
	Yeah.
	In this manner to feel ill at ease with it.
	How do you feel about like a kind of judgment?
	How do you feel?
	When you talk about these values that you were describing earlier, do you feel that there is a way of meshing together these applications?
	How long is this question?
	Now, these liberal professional classes and these what you might describe as working ordinary people of any color or variety?
	That's my hope.
	I do think so because the work I've got to do is defining the science behind why they're valuable.
	What?
	What was that?
	What happened there?
	Did someone just put their finger up his ass?
	Hey, Matthew, do this interview.
	I'm going to diddle your anus.
	Okay.
	I don't want to get to the why of you doing that, though.
	Like, I get that the what is it's a rush for you.
	But the why, why put your finger in my butt?
	I think you asked for it.
	I'm not going to tell you when, but it might be when you say the word science.
	Are you going to put your finger in my ass while I interview?
	No.
	It'd be a whole lot cooler if you did.
	He cut a hole in the center of his Aeon chair.
	Finger-sized hole.
	He has no pants on.
	The work I've got to do is defining the science behind why they're valuable.
	The science behind why they work.
	The science behind why that doesn't mean you have to now come over.
	And it doesn't mean that.
	Russell's like, did somebody just put a finger on that?
	So he wants to discover the science of classism.
	The science of classism.
	Seems reasonable.
	That you're coming over to the proverbial other side.
	I say this, you know, I say, I'll meet you in the middle.
	I actually think that is more of a dare right now than it's ever been.
	He's like, both surfers trying to sound like Pap Buchanan.
	Oh, no, not going there.
	Somebody said to me the other day, oh, yeah, meet you in the middle.
	You know, it's in the middle of the road, McConaughey.
	Yellow lines and dead armadillos.
	I said, let me tell you something, bud.
	I said, I'm walking down the yellow line right now, and the armadillos are running free, having a great time.
	I said, you know why?
	I said, the other two sides, the two vehicles on either side of the political aisle are so far apart, their fucking tires aren't even on the pavement anymore.
	I kind of like that.
	I mean, so trust me.
	That sounds like some Texas slang thing.
	It's free over here.
	There's plenty of room.
	And I almost feel like it's a move to say, no, let's get aggressively centric.
	I dare you.
	It's not a recession.
	It's an aggressive move.
	And if it's framed like that, one, I think that'll be a good idea.
	Are you doing sign language to a lot of people?
	Is the finger still in or did they pop and pop out?
	I think it's in and he's not wiggling it.
	Oh, he's just used to it.
	Now he's calm.
	On the right of going, oh, you dare me?
	You know, it's like this COVID thing.
	That's them not on pot.
	Oh, my God.
	Those guys are never going to be president.
	That was them both thinking they're blowing our minds by one rough.
	That's intense.
	Oh, I got some bad news from my youngest boy on Sunday.
	The world is going to blow up in 2021.
	What's going to cause it is a turtle will be playing the banjo.
	One of his strings will break and he'll scream.
	Yep.
	And the scream will set off a cataclysmic series of events where the entire earth explodes.
	The good news is we will only feel pain for 0.000000000000000000000000.
	He said zero for about a minute, one seconds.
	He's a little older than that now.
	Yeah, so Russell Brand's trying to blow our minds by saying, I don't think you should shit on the working class.
	And then Matthew McConaughey's retort is, I have something even braver to say.
	Maybe the right and the left both have something to offer, and maybe we should try to get more center and try to be more reasonable and less extreme.
	Talk about bravery.
	What is this, Dave Rubin?
	Don't burn this book.
	It's full of things like, conservatives aren't garbage and liberals aren't retards.
	Not all.
	That should be the name of his book.
	Not all.
	What do you got there?
	I'm just lining up something here.
	Okay.
	Big fight this weekend.
	It was the guy who went...
	Joshua and went careening out of his car door.
	He got such a bad accident.
	He was, oh, don't Zeke Holl that.
	Sorry.
	Careening out of his car door.
	Spence.
	Not Joshua, sorry.
	And Garcia.
	I don't know much about Garcia.
	It was just a boring fight.
	But here's my problem with it.
	I fell asleep And I pissed my pants.
	So I called over a bunch of guys.
	Only one of them could make it.
	And before I got the, I guess I'll come, before I got all the rejections, because I gave them maybe one minute's notice.
	I had spent $75 on the pay-per-view.
	I've been drinking all day.
	And then I stayed awake.
	I tried to stick to beer.
	And then I thought, all right, I think I'm pretty sober.
	I'm going to have a large, maybe three fingers of bourbon.
	And then my buddy is like, all right, I'm out of here.
	I was like, what?
	What happened?
	He goes, you fell asleep, dude.
	Fuck.
	And then I look down.
	I'm drenched.
	So he came over to someone's house to watch them sleep and piss themselves.
	And he just quietly like ate Cheetos and watched the game alone.
	The fight.
	I know this isn't what you want.
	And I'm sorry.
	Pathetic.
	But at least I didn't went to bed.
	And my wallet didn't get wet because I was wearing insulated pants.
	Because I'd put up the Christmas lights all day, which took five fucking hours, by the way.
	And that was another reason I celebrated so much.
	I did a good job that day.
	But yeah, can we see some highlights from it?
	You can tell in the sizzle reel that it was a snooze fest.
	That's Spence is the black guy.
	He's the guy that was thrown from the car.
	That doesn't look very good.
	Stinks.
	Let's try it there.
	That also stinks.
	There we go.
	Missed.
	Missed.
	The undercards were awesome.
	Everyone was matched perfectly.
	It was like watching two twins fight.
	But not this.
	And I guess Spence won by decision.
	Baring!
	Logan Paul is going to be fighting Floyd Mayweather, which I think is going to be very fun.
	I bet they each get...
	I bet Mayweather gets $10 million and Logan Paul gets $4 million.
	No.
	What do you think?
	Wouldn't Logan get like $10 and then Mayweather get like $15?
	I mean, it's not a real fight, obviously.
	It's an exhibition fight.
	I'm sure they don't pay as well.
	Roy Jones, Tyson got $10 million and Roy Jones got like 6 or 3 or 4?
	Hey, computer!
	How much money is Floyd Mayweather getting to fight Jake Paul?
	Definitely not going to know.
	You didn't even try?
	Hey, computer!
	How much will Floyd Mayweather get paid for fighting Jake Paul?
	Here's something I found on the web.
	According to Snation.com, according to documents obtained by MMA Fighting, Mayweather is guaranteed a $100 million disclosed purse for the fight, while McGregor will take home $30 million.
	Okay, so let's guess this won't be as popular.
	I'm just going to guess $60 for Mayweather and $10 for Logan Paul.
	That sounds good.
	Should we try that on for size?
	I'll watch it.
	I'll watch him get pounded.
	I fucking hate Floyd Mayweather, but boy, can that guy punch.
	He will kick the shit out of Jake Paul.
	You can bet on that.
	He's had some boring fights, though.
	Because he's so tactical.
	Mayweather.
	He doesn't get in there, yeah.
	He just...
	You're a boxing guy now?
	No, I remember seeing that fight, though, and I was like, I thought this guy was supposed to be a slammer.
	He's like, yeah, he plays it really safe.
	He's like just boxing down to the books, not doing anything fancy.
	Let me show you where I was the day I pissed my pants.
	The guy next to me who was trying to keep up with me died.
	This is Joey.
	So step away, NSFW.
	This is a guy at my gym.
	Sorry, at my bar.
	Yeah, you had it.
	Dead.
	He OD'd on alcohol.
	And I started, I thought it was a joke.
	So I was goofing off.
	You can tell those guys don't like me in the background.
	Oh, I think the guy in the water.
	Wait, there's a fire.
	There's a fire.
	Holy shit, the kitchen's on fire.
	What the fuck?
	There's smoke everywhere.
	Set the alarm.
	Where's Jack?
	I can't breathe.
	The fucking flames!
	My skin!
	Peekaboo.
	My skin's coming off.
	He's dead.
	Hey, Joey, that chick behind you is naked.
	That's indecent exposure.
	She's got her tits hanging out.
	Wait, is he dead?
	This video is a lot less funny if he's dead.
	Joe.
	That's where it's concerning.
	Wait a minute.
	Joey!
	No, Jimmy, check his pulse on his neck.
	See that?
	They go, check his pulse.
	Where?
	On his neck.
	And then Jimmy just goes, I'm not touching the dead guy.
	Lifebox.
	Oh, he's moving.
	Joe.
	We're back to funny again.
	Joe.
	Joe.
	Joe.
	Joe.
	Joe.
	Rigamortis Joe.
	Fine.
	Fine.
	Oh, fine.
	Fine.
	We're off in like 10 minutes.
	That was a roller coaster ride.
	Yeah, it was fun.
	You think it's just like a video of a dude?
	Then you're like, this is the most slow-rolling snuff film I've ever seen.
	I mean, he pretends he's a Marine nurse.
	There's no such thing as a Marine nurse.
	He pretends his grandson's on a respirator.
	I don't even think he has a fucking grandson.
	So I show that to everyone, and I might get him kicked out.
	That could be one of the few times that snitches don't deserve stitches.
	Speaking of funny news, do you have Trump saying motherfucker?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	That should be a drop.
	It should.
	We don't know when this is from, right?
	No, I believe this is before he was president.
	So he said, well, what would you do?
	What can you do?
	So easy.
	I drop a 25% tax on China.
	You said the same exact thing, but it's a different message.
	So true.
	Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.
	That's so creepy.
	Okay.
	Speaking of great storytellers, check out 1.5.
	This is how you tell a story, folks.
	We need to get back to quality storytelling.
	I've noticed this at my pub with liars like Joey that did Riga Mortis Man, but people are like, they're not colorful enough when they're telling stories and they're including themselves in it too much.
	They're lacking drama.
	You got to really practice to tell a story and dive into it.
	Like reenact it.
	I spun the nigga around and I put the nigga in the full Nelson because once the shots was going off, the two niggas was over there that was down there pulled out the hammer and the nigga right here pulls out the hammer.
	I said, I'm dead.
	But I had the nigga in the full Nelson.
	So now when these niggas is trying to shoot me, I'm aiming this motherfucking nigga to all the hammers.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So I must have had the nigga so tight, the nigga swung his body to the side.
	And that's how my shit was open.
	And he hit me.
	Boom, bow.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So now I'm down.
	I'm down.
	So I guess his man came and his man took the chain, took the chain off my neck and threw it.
	And when he threw it, I reached out and I grabbed the chain.
	Stop.
	I spun the nigga around.
	Any story I'm going to tell, I'm just going to make those same movements.
	So my grandmama, she told me to go.
	Did you notice he did one thing when he was going back into the full Nelson?
	He did like a swoop-de-woo.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, nobody does.
	I got him back in the full Nelson.
	The shots was going off.
	Oh, he vibrates his hand with the shots, too.
	Pulled out the hand.
	That leather couch is perfect for this, too, because he can swivel.
	Spin.
	No friction.
	No friction.
	I'm dead.
	Okay, watch this.
	Watch this.
	I had the nigga in the full Nelson.
	So now we're just trying to shoot.
	All right.
	New York Post, some people who don't play baseball were running around with no bats trying to catch this large oval ball.
	Apparently, there was some sort of upset.
	This is not going good for our boys.
	We'll get to that when we get to COVID gate.
	But what's his name?
	Pete Davidson's got something to say.
	Why don't we just jump to that, actually?
	Wait.
	The Hollywood thing made it to the newspaper.
	That terrible piece of shit I just showed you is a full page in the newspaper.
	What in the fuck?
	Wait, what's that?
	McConaughey?
	The Hollywood hypocrites.
	McConaughey criticizes his fellow actors.
	And then there was this insane story where we went up, found an asteroid, chased it, got a chunk off it, and then flew the thing back to analyze it.
	What the fuck?
	Nice work, Japan.
	Teams in San Diego.
	That's the least they can do because it's Pearl Harbor Day.
	Yeah, nice day.
	We tried.
	Sorry.
	This, by the way, speaking of triggered, imagine you're Sean Lennon and you have to see this fucker who murdered your dad.
	Blood was everywhere.
	Sean still remembers seeing the blood.
	Imagine you have to see that all the fucking time and hear songs like Beautiful, Beautiful, Beautiful Boy, which is your dad singing to you.
	At the end of Beautiful Boy, he goes, go to bed, Sean.
	I'll see you in the morning.
	He has to hear that, like probably in a shopping mall.
	That must be triggering.
	But before we get to COVID and other unfun, boring shit that we're all sick of talking about, what are you doing?
	You know, Sean is older.
	Maybe it's earlier.
	Sean is older than his dad was.
	Huh.
	It's getting better and better.
	Beautiful, beautiful beautiful.
	Good album.
	Beautiful ball.
	It's called Double Pleasure.
	It's no Wolfgang Van Halen, but it's pretty good.
	But Wolfgang Van Halen was made for Eddie.
	Oh, it's the reverse.
	It's reverse, Lennon.
	All right.
	I saw this show on Netflix, Hill Billy.
	Oh, first of all, there's this rape doc on Netflix.
	And have you noticed, did you know that you're not fair?
	That 100% of Netflix shows now have some sort of multicultural agenda.
	And it reminds me of when Michelle Obama told us all to be better, be better.
	Michelle goes, both Michelle and Oprah said, told me on Father's Day to be better about 100 times.
	Oprah had no father.
	Her family allowed her to be raped and molested.
	So maybe she could talk about the importance of fathers.
	Michelle had a father who busted his ass for her and made her who she is today.
	You're welcome.
	But no, her takeaway is diversity.
	And Michelle said, you know, if you're on the golf course or you're looking around the boardroom and everyone looks like you, be better.
	And then Oprah goes, be better.
	Be better.
	Be better.
	Be better.
	Be better.
	Be better.
	Be better back.
	And all the women are going, yeah, on Father's Day.
	Women are cheering.
	Be better, be better, be better, be better.
	And it wasn't directed to Blacks who abandon their families, of course.
	It was directed to white guys who are in a boardroom and don't notice that there's too many white guys in the boardroom.
	Now, I understand the rationale with diversity mongering.
	It's based on the theory that everyone is equally capable of everything.
	And so, if you're seeing a lack of diversity, it's because someone's been told they don't belong there.
	Now, the problem with that, of course, is the NBA.
	And by those arguments, little Chinese fat men have been told they may not be on the court.
	So, it's not a great theory, but it's Michelle's raison debt, and it's now Netflix's raison debt.
	So I'm watching this thing.
	There's this documentary about this girl who was raped, right?
	Daisy Coleman.
	You can click on 1.6.
	And she was raped in high school.
	And now her mother has killed herself because she couldn't take it.
	So if you scroll down, you see that's the two.
	They're both dead now.
	That's the daughter and the mother.
	And the daughter was the basically the documentary is about all the trauma from rape, right?
	And by the way, they show the daughter.
	I think she lost her dad.
	They show the daughter like right before she killed herself.
	She's got this, she has Satan tattooed on her neck.
	Are you being a good parent if your child has Satan tattooed as a turtleneck?
	So that's the guy that raped her, allegedly, and got away with it, allegedly.
	And I realized, oh, the purpose of this is to show you that white males rape too.
	All of the rapists in this documentary are white males.
	Now, the crime stats, unfortunately, are wildly disproportionately black.
	And black-on-white rape is a major issue in this country.
	White-on-black rape is all but non-existent.
	They totally ignore that.
	The purpose of that documentary wasn't to protect anyone.
	It was to show you that white males are rapists too.
	And when you think about rape, don't think about black people.
	Think about white males.
	And it's a strange mentality, too, this forgiving black rape.
	Like, I sent you this pic separately where she goes, my daughter's killers are like my children.
	I got to look into this more.
	I think it's someone in South Africa who had her daughter murdered, and she's befriended the murderers.
	There it is.
	And now they're all pals, and she hangs out with them all the time.
	I'd like to hang out with someone who murdered a member of my family at a parking lot at four in the morning with hopefully no video cameras around.
	Linda Beale roars with frustrated laughter.
	My daughter's killers are like my children.
	Is that madness or what?
	I remember in my neighborhood, I was vilified, fascists in Westchester.
	And then on next door, there was a guy, Reuben Ilhan or something like that.
	And he was a corrections officer, but he's black.
	And they love the blacks in the white neighborhoods.
	They don't want them going to their schools, but they like them in tiny little doses.
	And this guy had fucked a prisoner.
	And it looks like several times.
	So he got caught.
	They called him out on the app.
	Did they go put signs on his lawn like they did to mine?
	No.
	He puts up a post called Extreme Ownership.
	Admits that he did this.
	And they all talk about how brave he is.
	In other words, blacks can be serial rapists and seemingly murderers, and whites can't wear a MAGA hat.
	That is the lunatic double standard.
	That's what they were talking about too in the paper here where in San Diego, teachers are taking a course learning how racist they are.
	Where is that now?
	Yeah, lesson, you're racist.
	A school district in San Diego held white privilege training for teachers in which they were told you are racist and were asked to commit to becoming anti-racist in the classroom.
	Isn't that like, wasn't that the law since the 60s that you have to be anti-racist?
	Yeah, there he is.
	Ruben Ela.
	So he's a hero.
	I also watched Hillbilly Elegy on Netflix, which is an amazing book.
	The guy's kind of a lefty, but I don't give a shit.
	He's one of the smart ones.
	And it's a pretty raunchy book.
	The reviews of this movie were bad.
	The New York Post said they're hamming it up for the cameras and totally exaggerating Hillbilly behavior.
	I realize that I think the writers at the New York Post have never hung out with Hillbillies or real white trash because my wife, who's got a lot of Indian relatives, sorry, and I, who have a lot of Scottish relatives, sorry, are used to seeing police take our relatives home or they stole from this thing and they robbed this charity or something like that.
	We're totally numb to it.
	So the movie is really dramatic about it, like the mom's drunk again.
	And my wife and I were just like, this is dull.
	This is like hanging out at a family reunion.
	But that's not why I bring this up.
	The reason I bring it up is because they added a packy girlfriend.
	Go back to the beginning there.
	It sort of, it jumps back and forth between his childhood.
	The book is like 90% his childhood.
	And that's what you want to see.
	You want to see this stuff.
	Not like his gay romance with his woman of color girlfriend.
	Oh, and by the way, in that scene, he's meeting this fancy law firm he wants to work at, and they find out that he's a hillbilly and everyone is really insensitive.
	Look, he's sneaking her food.
	It's what's your name from Slum Dog Millionaire?
	Yale Dungeons.
	Jack!
	Stop!
	Do you want something?
	No, no.
	I have a dinner tonight.
	You're going to do great.
	Are you nervous?
	No.
	I'm really going to say that.
	So they're kind of freaked out by him because he grew up white trash.
	If you're at a law firm and you're reputable enough to be there, those guys would be thrilled to talk to you.
	They're so bored of talking to the same type of people the whole time.
	Donald Trump would fire you for saying white trash, by the way.
	Yeah, I guess.
	I think he wanted to fire that guy anyway.
	Yeah, probably.
	So isn't that annoying?
	Obviously, we don't have a problem with him dating an Indian nine.
	That doesn't anger me.
	And it's nice to look at a pretty girl sometimes.
	I was arguing with my wife about it with the chess one on Netflix.
	Like, there's not a female...
	The master champions are Russian males.
	I think there was that Bobby, what's-is-name guy?
	Bobby Fisher?
	Bobby Fisher, he was American.
	It's not really a ladies' occupation, but they make it that way.
	And my wife goes, Well, it's fun to look, I'd rather look at a pretty girl for a whole movie than some dude.
	And I'm like, Yeah, but it's so unrealistic.
	And you're crowbarring in some bullshit that didn't happen.
	They have Queen's Gambit here about a female chess player.
	That's what I'm talking about, dummy.
	Oh.
	What do you think I was talking about?
	I thought you were saying that there was one without a kid in it, like a old female.
	No, there is one without a female in it.
	It's called chess.
	So that's annoying, and my wife's wrong.
	No, I don't, I like reality.
	I mean, once in a while, you can show me some like one-armed boxer who made it, but it's, it's, and if you shout a variety of weird things, like, I don't know, a blind guy who became a chess champion.
	That didn't happen, but that's weird.
	But it's always the same thing.
	It's always women of color or people of color.
	Black males or women of color injected into every story.
	I don't know why.
	See it to be it, I guess.
	Ugh.
	I saw some commercial with some black ballet dancer the other day, and it's like COVID.
	She's learning through COVID.
	She's still doing her grandgets and her pirouettes.
	Like, you just had to make her black, didn't you?
	And she's very good in the commercial, but I'm like, I bet you grew up with your white parents.
	And it also, doesn't it kind of show you that whites don't really like blacks as they are?
	They're like, I want to train that monkey to do my things.
	I want to make it listen to NPR and have leather elbow patches on a tweed jacket and listen to classical music.
	Shall I send it to you?
	Like, oh, we could help.
	What?
	We could help this person be better if it does all the things that we do.
	Yeah, it is pretty researched.
	Yeah, it's like, I wish I could train them to be special.
	Yeah, that's it.
	So I bet you the actress in this grew up with her white mom.
	And in an all-white neighborhood, don't you think?
	All schools across the country will close until further notice as coronavirus ranged up.
	Okay, last one.
	Black 47.
	Jack the bartender made me watch this a long time ago, but someone just sent it in to us.
	This is 1-8.
	And I'm watching it.
	I'm going, wait a minute, this is sympathetic, and it's showing the Irish famine.
	I mean, you're going to drift into Irish slavery there, and that makes the Irish look pretty good.
	And it's showing white suffering.
	I thought, that's kind of confusing.
	But A, they're not pushing this.
	It's hard to find.
	And B, it's about that guy.
	The English.
	Rich white men are the villains in this story.
	So they can do it.
	This is the final order to vacate.
	We are taking the roof off.
	Pretty good action.
	It's very brave heart cannot be forgiven.
	All right, let's jump into BLM Antifa.
	I guess we could call this Ray.
	No, it's not really racism.
	But I love that little graphic.
	Let's show the racism graphic.
	You know, I talk sometimes about what have we done to our daughters.
	Occasionally, what are they doing to our sons?
	What have we done to our gays?
	Remember when gays were cool?
	They were just a bunch of fags running around in tube socks and short shorts?
	Remember the village people?
	Liberace, Paul Lynn, Judas Priest, Rob Halford?
	That was a cool fag.
	Yeah, it was.
	Some woman at the bar the other day was mad at me.
	She's from Trinidad and Tobago, and I said spag in some loose term.
	And she goes, I don't really appreciate it.
	She had a slight Jamaican accent.
	I don't really appreciate that term.
	I go, you're from Trinidad and Tobago.
	It's illegal to be gay there.
	It's a capital offense.
	You die.
	Gays die.
	She's like, that's true, but it's almost never happened.
	And it's Jamaica that's really bad.
	And she's like, that's why I don't like to hear it.
	They disgust me.
	So when you say fag, I hate it.
	I'm such a homophobe.
	I don't even like homophobic slurs because they remind me of the homo.
	That'd be funny if you really were homophobic.
	We should do that next time around a game.
	Like a phrase.
	You scared the crap out of me.
	Yeah, the phobic part never really makes sense in any of these phobic things.
	Every time Chadwick talks to me from now on, I'm just going to be, or Milo, I'm going to be going.
	So Gavin, I think this would be kind of cool.
	Maybe you could speak at this thing that Chadwick Moore.
	Okay.
	That was Chadwick not funny.
	Ouch.
	No, it was a very good Chadwick.
	I'm sorry.
	You're fired.
	It works again.
	Yes.
	So, hey guys.
	So look at this polluted homosexual who's repeating these tropes.
	Like, remember in front of the bar, all my anecdotes are about a bar.
	There was an art teacher that you interviewed at my birthday, and it said, hey, white people, don't ask black people to fix this racism.
	This is our problem.
	It's a weird, so much of their shit is just weird.
	Like, how many whites have gone up to blacks and been like, hey, man, I need some help with fighting racism.
	What should I do?
	Does that happen?
	I would be so embarrassed.
	Imagine you overheard a white person say that to a black person.
	Reminds me of Zanoa Kinsman had a Black Lives Matter.
	No, no, sorry.
	A white woman had a Black Lives Matter thing on her face, the mask with the sign.
	And she looks at Zanoa and she goes, I don't know if there was this.
	I know there was this.
	Hey, you matter to me.
	What do you think?
	You're welcome.
	Oh, I want you to be a ballerina for me.
	Okay, look at this.
	Look at this poor homo.
	This is a message for white liberals who say that black people, or specifically black women, are going to save us.
	You're probably right.
	And honestly, I've said this before, but we have to stop saying that black women are going to save us.
	Hey, Paul, do you think you look remotely like a woman or sound like a woman?
	You look like a homo on Halloween.
	You are homo ween.
	No one, you're not even close to passing.
	And it's not trans or you're just a normal, young, gay lad repeating tropes like a fucking robot with lipstick all over your teeth and your mom's earrings.
	You look ridiculous.
	Acknowledging the fact that they're not trying to.
	They're trying to save themselves.
	From what?
	Black people are fighting every day in this country to stay alive.
	I believe black people are in a lot of danger from black people.
	And in certain neighborhoods, yeah.
	Southside of Chicago, we've had 700 deaths.
	So those people are fighting to stay alive.
	They don't seem to be trying very hard to not get shot.
	I've seen, I watched a lot of shootings in Chicago, and I see a lot of people like running around and stuff.
	So you're right in that perspective, but I know, although I know what you mean, you mean white cops are like, yeehop, pew, pew, pew, pew.
	It's like a day at the fair.
	But they're not really working to keep their families together.
	And that, ironically, Homo Ween, is the crux of the problem.
	Now, I don't like that they're being incentivized to let their families fall apart, but they're not trying to keep them together.
	And they're not fighting hard enough to stay alive.
	Get out of drugs.
	Get out of the hood.
	They can't.
	Shut up.
	My dad did.
	And to keep their families together and alive.
	And on the way there, yes, a lot of other communities benefit from their work.
	Paul, these black women fucking hate you.
	And when they look at you, they laugh their heads off.
	Thirdly, nothing BLM does helps mentally ill gays.
	Nothing.
	It's not making it safer for you.
	It's making maybe making you less safe because it's making you annoying.
	From their work and from their efforts, for white people to stand back and wait for black women to save this country, a country that has fought against them from a day long.
	I love how he's not just a woman, but he's like this, what's her name?
	Atlas Shrugged, like Ayn Rand.
	I always get in trouble for pronouncing that wrong.
	But he's this empowered woman who's had enough.
	She's got like, I think she has grandkids, the woman he's doing.
	Maybe he's doing his grandmother, but she has five other kids and she worked, kept her family together, kept her family safe and cooked and cleaned and always wore a nice dress and little kitten heels.
	And she's always been a hard-working gal with real values, hard scrabble values.
	And meanwhile, it's a 19-year-old homosexual boy.
	I mean, I know this is low-hanging fruit, but that's who he thinks he is.
	A very false and phony system are dividing men's intellect, man's mind from reality, of declaring that what he is.
	Okay, go back to Homoween.
	That's the name of the episode, isn't it?
	Homoween.
	He's selfish, irresponsible, and altogether lazy.
	So it's time to ask ourselves, are we just benefiting from the work of black women?
	Nope.
	Or are we supporting and uplifting the work and lives of black people?
	I am not involved in either of those things.
	In fact, the only thing of interest in your video, sir, is me looking at your ridiculous face and laughing.
	Listen, mister.
	Also in racism, this is a pic I sent separately.
	It's amazing how much these people who hate white people love sucking their dicks.
	Have you noticed that?
	They say white people are the problem, white men are the issue.
	And then cut to radical in the streets, colonized in the sheets.
	There's Ilhan Omar.
	I guess she broke up with her brother, Kamala Harris, AOCs with a proud boy.
	And this is not unique.
	Don Lemons got his little white boyfriend.
	So I guess these are allies, right?
	I saw this picture too.
	Can you imagine being such a fucking pussy?
	Being so, my daughter's killers are like my children, that you get a George Floyd tattoo?
	George Floyd.
	I'll say his name.
	Black power.
	George Floyd was a fucking loser.
	Like, I don't, I wouldn't even, it's not my cup of tea, but a Black Panther tattoo, if it's like the 60s and stuff, I could kind of see the appeal.
	She would have other tattoos of like the White Panthers and other revolutionary groups, I guess, to sort of count it so you don't look like a total racial cuck.
	But that's one thing.
	George Floyd was a loser, dude.
	Like, don't you have Google?
	He was a drug addict.
	He was a porn star.
	He was a fucking hustler.
	A life of crime.
	Children all over the place who didn't know who he was.
	He was a fucking lifelong career criminal drug addict retard who was fighting with cops, who died because he ate his fentanyl, which is probably the deadliest drug in the history of drugs.
	He died just like little juice.
	Didn't want to get busted by the cops, so he hid his drugs in his body.
	Unfortunately, your body's not a good hiding place because it does other things that, say, a box doesn't do.
	It digests.
	Guys, stop eating your drugs.
	But he said he couldn't breathe.
	Yeah, everyone getting arrested says they can't breathe.
	It's a way to get cops off of you.
	So you hope to wriggle free.
	This was fun.
	The mayor of LA says he's going to cut cops, defund them to the tune of $150 million.
	And then people show up to his house, so he has armies of police show up and beat them all.
	Isn't that great?
	What is that woman trying to do?
	Does she think her water bottle is pepper sprayed?
	These kind of videos stand up to a few watches.
	I'm going to show you another one here.
	Look at the fat dyke in the front row.
	This is 2-0.
	She punches some dude in the head, and you can tell the punches are so soft that I don't think he even knows he's being punched.
	This is the thing about Antifa.
	You wear a mask and you get to be violent.
	So who's it going to attract?
	Violent people who aren't good at fighting and ugly fat people that don't want to be seen.
	So you end up with a bunch of ugly fat losers who want to be sadistic but don't have what it takes to hurt someone.
	You have hurt me today.
	Oh, this is the Black Rebel one.
	Okay, stop.
	Look at her.
	The one with the funny eye.
	She's got a funny eye and a hilarious eye.
	Her eyes are like you and me.
	One is mildly amusing and the other's hilarious.
	And one's slanted.
	That should be our new logo.
	G-O-M-L, and it's just her eyes.
	Hey, we'll pay you $10,000 to tattoo G-O-M-L on your forehead.
	You're our logo.
	All cops are bastards.
	What is that thing?
	It's like a chair sign that says, oh, it's a guillotine.
	Punch.
	Oh, go back.
	You missed it.
	Did you see it?
	You can't blink or you'll miss it.
	She can't blink either.
	That guy in the cowboy hat, bonk.
	One punch.
	He has no idea he was punched.
	You know you're not delivering the blows when people don't know they happened.
	Look at the wall they've made.
	They made a wall.
	You could watch that punch all day.
	That's how I look when I'm sparring these fucking giants at the gym.
	There's something really disturbing about how casual she is before and after, just there with like her arms together and just...
	And like, oh, time to punch.
	You know, it's...
	Well, it's clearly never...
	She's never punched before.
	Is there more of that?
	Well, let's jump to 21, because this is better.
	This is another example of someone who's only punched in video games and doesn't realize that punches hurt.
	And once you punch someone once, unless you knock them out, they're going to punch you.
	And then you're both going to be punching.
	That's what's called a fight.
	So you got to pay attention from the very beginning.
	It's not the worst punch in the world.
	Look, he thinks he's a ninja.
	Hello, they keep coming.
	What is it?
	Raining bowling balls in here?
	No, you're not getting the car.
	You're getting on the road.
	And then he's like, all right, you officially have won.
	I am not playing this game anymore.
	His mom's there.
	Is that his mom or his girlfriend, do you think?
	I don't know.
	Looks momish.
	And is she saying, get in the car?
	Get in the car.
	What's with his sideways baseball hat?
	Wait, show the first punch again.
	Show it a hundred times.
	The first punch.
	He's kind of pushing off.
	Yeah.
	That's the problem.
	He's not following through.
	He's got a punch through.
	And he does, I gotta say, it's not smart to lean back in boxing because you're vulnerable, but he did deke out the first punch.
	He matrixed it.
	Punch a Nazi.
	That's an attacker's side.
	And poof.
	Okay, I don't want to do that ever again.
	Punching Nazis isn't as fruitful as I thought it would be.
	Here's some more beatings.
	Go to 2-2.
	I just saw Stefan Mollinu.
	No, no, sorry, Scott Adams of Dilbert fame talking about how you guys can have the cities, Antifa.
	We don't want it.
	They're disgusting now.
	But if you come out to the suburbs or the country or anywhere but the city, we will kick the shit out of you.
	And we'll enjoy ourselves while we do it.
	I've fought these people before.
	It's like, and so have you.
	You were thrown in jail for it.
	It's like fighting broomsticks.
	Yeah, even if they're huge, one guy was like wide and like had a biker vest.
	The other guy was like a tall Nord.
	And they couldn't fight for shit.
	Remember Friar Tuck, our guy said, I felt bad after a while.
	Yeah.
	It's like chasing lemmings off a cliff.
	So they're walking slowly.
	They try to be tough, but they're being chased by these MAGA people.
	Sent home.
	They're being sent home.
	People get so offended when you yell faggot in a conflict.
	No one says the N-word.
	It's the only bad word we're allowed to say.
	We're not allowed to say it, but what else are you going to say in a violent situation?
	Jerk?
	Stupid?
	Dickhead?
	There's pussy and there's faggot, really.
	It is down, idiot.
	That's bitch.
	Wait, that's the guillotine chair, isn't it?
	Oh, wow.
	So this is the same event.
	Oh, you got the fucking tough now, motherfucker.
	You really are going to talk?
	It doesn't matter.
	I saw men fully.
	I think there's a gunshot that goes up.
	Alright.
	Back him up.
	Being a little loose with the puppet spray there, lady.
	I think you're getting your own guns.
	Is that paintball?
	Listen, listen.
	Did you see a gun?
	Yeah, I don't know if that's like an airsoft paintball gun or something, but I hear some pops.
	Back them up!
	Motherfucker!
	Oh, that guy was shooting.
	Like the airsoft.
	That's one of our guys.
	I think it's like pellets.
	Yeah.
	That's a dumb thing to have.
	Yeah, no, no, no.
	Don't do that.
	Because a cop sees that and blows your head off.
	Or a guy with a real gun has that and now you have a BB gun in the gunfight.
	Yeah.
	Not good.
	They come with orange tips.
	They're taking the orange tip off.
	Yeah, they look pretty real.
	Shots fired.
	BBs fired.
	Welts.
	Accrued.
	I hate how they're so calm.
	When we were being chased by Nazi skinheads at Spunk Rockers, we were high-tailing it.
	But look at this big fat loser.
	Look at him.
	So he finally sees someone he might have a chance with that misses pepper spray with the cigarette.
	He doesn't mind the pepper spray.
	He's got goggles on.
	But look at this fight.
	The absolute state of these people.
	Look, he has a cat backpack.
	Wow, yeah.
	Look, does that guy have a gun?
	The guy with the Gaelic thing on his back?
	In his left hand?
	Yeah.
	I don't know if that's a gun.
	Kind of looks a little gun.
	Pretty gunny to me.
	It does look a little gunny.
	This is who we're up against.
	I sent you this picture separately.
	Don't go to the gym, Antifa.
	Keep doing what you're doing.
	We like looking at you.
	Look at that guy.
	If he was a woman, I'd go, she's a total pussy.
	I just crack myself up.
	East Austin.
	Yeah, like, she's so weak.
	Even as a woman, she just looks so weak and not good.
	Oh, is that why?
	It must be in Austin, Texas.
	That's why the picture's being taken because there's like a rainbow flag.
	Oh, it's the history of being gay or whatever?
	Yeah, Austin's history of gays.
	I'm scared of it.
	All right, let's jump into the Proud Boy segment of the show.
	Lots of gossip today.
	So you got to pull that up.
	Yes.
	Have it ready to go.
	Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.
	So on point.
	Start fights.
	Finish them.
	I'll make you proud of your boy.
	Prowboys, stand back and stand by.
	Stand black.
	Stand black.
	So I think it's in Seattle.
	Prowboys are having a Toys for Tots as they do every year.
	Press never reports on it, of course.
	Remember there was that big flood, that tornado in Texas, whatever it was, hurricane.
	They went down there.
	And yes, they had guns.
	Hurricanes are very volatile situations.
	There's looting going on.
	It's dangerous.
	You can get killed.
	So just handing out water to people in need, you should have guns.
	In Katrina, they were stealing boats from people.
	So the press did cover this, and they said proud boys go out hunting looters.
	It's like Kikumia keeps saying, the Lugan press just keeps lying.
	It's not an exaggeration.
	It's the opposite of the truth.
	They were not going there to hunt looters.
	They were going there to provide people with water.
	Where'd you get that from?
	Google.
	Well, brave.
	Then there was some NBC Asian who was interrogating them saying, where is your grand poo bar or something like that?
	Making it racist.
	I think they implied they were only helping white people, too.
	Like, just, it's not an exaggeration.
	It's not a twist of the truth.
	It's just complete and utter fabrications.
	Boil that water, man.
	So they're doing toys for tots, and Antifa wants to shut it down.
	They did the same thing a bit back with a fundraiser for kids' bikes using the designation from the SPLC, a known anti-American communist hate group masquerading as a civil rights org.
	So we will be ruthless.
	Hey, go fund me.
	The SPLC Center does a hate group.
	The Prowboys are using your platform to raise funds.
	Technically true, but it's funds for bikes for kids, which should be a thing.
	And then Cassandra Fairbanks wrote about it in The Gateway Pundit.
	If we can get through all their fucking ads.
	Toys for Tots.
	The thing I don't get about this is the kids don't know who the toys come from.
	They don't say proud boy bike and the parents have to join like it's some sort of weird Nazi brainwashing tactic.
	Yes, we'll give you a bike if you sign up to the Ushenstasen and then we will work together.
	We get them when they are young.
	The kid just gets a bike.
	That's it.
	The end.
	So Walmart didn't care.
	Toys for Todds didn't care.
	But the landlord of the Walmart parking lot cares and said he's going to shut it down.
	They'll call the police.
	Okay.
	They're going anyway.
	They're giving kids bikes.
	Go ahead and arrest me.
	But check out this anti-fuzz logic.
	You are not the victim here.
	Stop being fascist.
	Stop being hateful.
	Stop spewing racism.
	Done.
	If you aren't safe around children, what the fuck are you talking about?
	You're the guys fucking raping kids.
	Why would you be allowed to participate in a charity for children?
	Allowed to participate.
	I saw this.
	The singer from The Trapped was told he can't post the word proud boys.
	Okay.
	So he just posted a picture of one of them.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Whoa.
	Who put a quarter in you?
	Oh, yeah, because you got excited.
	I was weirded out about that.
	We spoke about that in our music group.
	And it's not an algorithm that sees a Fred Perry, right?
	Somebody had to have been monitoring his page.
	They probably report it.
	Wait, Trump got kicked off?
	Did I just hallucinate?
	Trapped got kicked off, right?
	Yeah.
	So he posted for posting this pic saying the same thing.
	So all he posted is proud of your boy.
	Come join the fun and parlor.
	Follow me there.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	We will never be censored over there.
	Trapped, FB, IG, and Twitter become music only once this election is certified.
	It's totally okay if those social media sites are only about escape, distraction, and lies.
	Don't worry, girl.
	We got you.
	That got him banned.
	So you can't put my face up, but now you can't put up a drawing of a guy.
	The Fred Perry shirt.
	Her foot's kind of twisted.
	And the laurel's on the wrong side of the shirt.
	All right, that's all we got for Proud Boys.
	Let's jump into doodle doodle doodle doo doo doo doo chinavirus every single time we do this it makes perfect No, I hate that one.
	Oh delete it.
	Okay, that one's going away.
	You hate that one too.
	I like the one with the language.
	Not this one.
	Oh, we'll use that one today.
	Are we crying because we can't touch lips?
	Maybe.
	Wonder if gays ever touch their anal lips together.
	Ah, butt scissors.
	They're very creative.
	Is it even possible to touch an anus to an anus?
	I bet.
	I don't want to Google it because I think I'll find it.
	Yeah.
	What did I Google the other day?
	I was looking up something and I just got tons of gay porn.
	It was like man fucks man.
	Lesbian rape or something.
	Anyway.
	Man fucks man.
	Hot guys in my neighborhood.
	I was doing research about working out and I got on this crazy bullshit tangent.
	Okay, I sent you this.
	You're a white male!
	You're a white man!
	I sent you this pic separately.
	This is really funny.
	The amount of damage that we've done with COVID being Zoom.
	So what's the damage that's been done?
	Well, you showed it earlier, dude.
	You're getting closer.
	There we go.
	This is heaven.
	The amount of psychological damage being forced to look at your own face while conferencing on Zoom has done to trans women.
	Oh, the amount of psychological damage, right, has done to trans women this pandemic season cannot be overstated.
	And of course, it has a cartoon icon for its avatar, Z's avatar.
	Like, you know what she's mad about?
	Reality.
	You literally might as well be mad at mirrors.
	They're mad at mirrors.
	They're mad at reality.
	That's what's amazing about this fake news era.
	They find the truth offensive.
	They have been lying for so long saying proud boys are giving out racist bikes to children that when they get reality like a mirror or a Zoom or a fact, it becomes a hate fact.
	So they've created a world that is so far down the rabbit hole of insanity that reality is offensive to them.
	Okay.
	Well, at least I'm right.
	And you do look like a fucking freak.
	She's trying to exhibit so much empathy that it's insulting.
	Like if you were an anti-trans person, you would say something very similar.
	Be like, these poor trans trainers have to look at themselves.
	Yeah.
	My gosh.
	How can you read that and not find that funny?
	How can that's interesting to me?
	Try to find someone who goes, it's true, actually.
	It sucks.
	I remember seeing some guy, and he obviously had a sense of humor, but he's like, hey, New York.
	This was a joke, by the way, when he said it.
	He's like, I am an old, ugly, bald, 60-year-old fat man.
	I don't fit in a suit very well, but I have to wear one every day because I'm a lawyer.
	I walk around New York, and every lobby I look in has mirrors.
	A lot of us don't really want to see ourselves every day.
	So his joke was that trans person's reality.
	This was another funny one.
	37 weeks into my simulated pregnancy.
	WTF, do you do WTF DYD in a simulated pregnancy?
	Has this lunatic tranny just got like a big, what do you call them, water bottles?
	Just a big, no, no, those hot water bottle things?
	You know what they're, I forget what they're called.
	We had them when I was a kid.
	My parents were so cheap, the house was always freezing.
	So you would go to bed with a hot water bottle and it was just a square like a bladder.
	A bladder.
	And you would fill it up with scalding hot water, which doesn't that cost money, mom?
	And then you'd wrap it in a towel and you'd take that to bed with you.
	Jesus Christ.
	That was my every night as a kid.
	I just realized that right now.
	That my parents would make us sleep.
	Yes, that wrapped in a towel was my teddy bear.
	Can you just turn up the fucking heat?
	It's not even that big of a house.
	Or just give me a heater in my room.
	No, have a bag of hot water.
	37 weeks into my simulated pregnancy, being a busy worker bee.
	About three more weeks to go until what?
	You give birth?
	What do you do then?
	Stick a baby doll's head up your ass and then shit it back out again?
	How do you end it?
	Does your water break?
	Yeah, I guess you just, you have the water bottle upside down and then you undo the top and oh my god, my water broke.
	Get me to the pretend hospital and I'll push until I fucking poo my panties.
	Simulated pregnancy?
	Is it a program that's on your computer?
	Maybe it's a Sims game and you're like, oh, you're fucking craving peanut butter and ice cream.
	So you have to drag peanut butter and drag ice cream into your...
	This is what happens when you indulge nerds.
	I think this dude made that up.
	Well, check the hashtag.
	Ethan Klein over here.
	Check the hashtag.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Trans Sim.
	Oh, Sim.
	Simulated.
	But maybe it means like in the game The Sims.
	Yeah.
	There's nothing that comes up.
	He's the only person in the world who came up with this retarded idea.
	Well, like the extreme ownership thing, too.
	It's like you could just make up these weird.
	Oh, wait, wait, here we go.
	Three.
	Nine weeks.
	Nine weeks into my simulated pregnancy, starting to get cramps.
	That's Mr. Fart.
	Yeah.
	So the only comments are people laughing at how insane it was.
	Maybe it's fake.
	Tweet suspended from a suspended account.
	I don't think.
	Yeah, I think we got duped.
	That is just pointless.
	I don't think that's legal.
	Two posting.
	I heard one of my kids' friends, he has a fantasy football team, and I think he named it something super offensive, like Auschwitz.
	What?
	I don't think he knows what it means.
	But the mom calls the other mom, and she goes, can you call me, please?
	She goes, oh, fuck, what the hell's going on?
	Someone have cancer?
	And she goes, your son has a very offensive name for his fantasy football team.
	Mind your own fucking business.
	Okay.
	How is this news?
	Parent, You shouldn't know your kid's fantasy football team.
	Unless maybe there were, like, somebody was like, Dude, it was so bad, it was like Auschwitz.
	And he's just like, Oh, Auschwitz is like a bad.
	I think what happened is he probably looked up funniest names for a fantasy football team, and there's probably like Belson was a gas or something like that.
	This is not fake.
	$3.5 million we've spent to find out why lesbians are obese.
	I know why they're obese because no one fucks them, and they're in a bad mood.
	This is why they're grumpy, too.
	NIH project enters fifth year.
	See, this is where all your money goes with Black Lives Matter and Thrive, that de Blasio thing.
	It feels good to donate some of your money to a group like this.
	It's going to fight injustice and fight racism.
	But all it does is it's like the blob.
	It just keeps expanding and expanding like a lesbian's gunt.
	And they'll keep studying this forever.
	Why solve it?
	You solve it and the money stops.
	One thing you could do, though, to prevent obesity is to put flowers in drinks that have low calories.
	That saves people.
	Hello?
	I thought that was a great dishonor to her and to her family.
	It is, being fat.
	But yeah, show the picture.
	Yeah, that's it.
	So I think I recognize the chick in the top.
	Although it's hard to tell with these turgid faces and their giant cheeks.
	But I think she's the one who's like a Danish comedian.
	So they're recreating the Slim Fast thing, right?
	I'm sorry, what was it, Kent University?
	I think that's Kent, where I believe three students were killed by military police because they were protesting the Vietnam War.
	Pretty big fucking deal.
	Pretty heavy shit.
	Pretty major war.
	60,000 men died.
	And you're comparing that to a drink that's trying to help you not be a disgusting fat pig who's dying?
	Wow.
	Wait a minute.
	Are we in COVID?
	Yes.
	Oh, okay.
	I know what happened.
	We did the trans thing, and then we went off at a feminism tangent.
	All right, let's get back to that.
	Feminism is cancer.
	Feminism is cancer.
	I'm a lady.
	That one on the left is a day ruiner.
	No, go back to COVID.
	No, I hate that one.
	Delete it.
	Yeah, it sucks.
	Helvetica.
	So checking in on these dudes, sorry, I warned you I was going to get to this a long-ass time ago, beginning of the show.
	But our buddy Danny at Max Public House.
	They called Max Pub on Fox News.
	That pissed me off.
	What the fudge?
	This paper keeps changing.
	There it is.
	Mad Max South Staten Island Rampage.
	Protest boss Rams deputy with vehicle DA.
	Now, I don't think it's this guy.
	I'm not positive.
	I think it might have been the guy with hair.
	But he rammed a sheriff deputy.
	Dude, that's like six or seven years.
	I hope he says that he, I mean, I hope he can argue that it was self-defense or he was spooked or he was trying to escape or something.
	But I think the cop was on the hood of the Jeep for like a block.
	And then he was stopped by another dude.
	What if these guys are just victims and they got used as patsies to be the fall guys for COVID?
	I don't want to take away from their bravery.
	I just like to throw some sprinkles on the table.
	Keep an open mind.
	It looks, things are rarely what they appear these days, but it looks like some guy said, look, fuck it, let's die with our boots on and we're going to go bankrupt anyway, so let's die fighting.
	That's the narrative that I think is the most likely.
	But there's a possibility, let's say a one in five chance, that these guys were just being used.
	Scott Lebedo, who I love to death, maybe said, guys, we got to fight.
	We're going to do this project.
	And they sort of went, okay, let's go along for the ride.
	You seem to know what you're doing.
	Because I think they're ruined now.
	I mean, you can't hit a cop with a car, even in police-hating New York.
	And by the way, I would think I was a little too nice to these sheriffs the other day.
	I know you have to enforce the law, but I'm starting to change my mind about cutting them slack.
	Yeah, Tim Poole calls them oathbreakers because they're not upholding the Constitution because you should have fair laws all around and one block has to do this while another block works.
	Well, they say it's because the cases are higher there.
	But the cases are higher because it's a poorer area.
	It's more working class.
	And these trade guys, these union guys, they have to get tested sometimes once a day.
	And by the way, those are counting as new cases.
	So say a guy gets it.
	I told you this the other day.
	He gets it and they test Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.
	It's the same case.
	He's probably better by Thursday, but it counts as three cases of COVID.
	So that might be why the cases are so high.
	But it also can't be a coincidence that the mayor and the governor want to shit on a place that was probably the highest density of Trump voters outside of maybe Breezy Point, which was 75.
	14th Amendment.
	Pete Davidson got up on SNL to do the least funny shit.
	Hey, Pete, Muslims killed your father.
	You might want to try being Islamophobic.
	You might want to try being a little more conservative because the left loves Islam and would allow, I don't know if you ever checked out Europe, France just had a teacher beheaded.
	He went back to Chechnya, massive parade for his funeral.
	They're very happy with him over in Chechnya.
	Muslims want you to die.
	And if you don't believe me, go ask your dad.
	He's dead.
	So maybe stop being such a fucking left-wing pussy.
	On Wednesday, residents of Staten Island held a large rally outside Mac's pub to protest restrictions on indoor dining.
	With more on this, it's Staten Island native Pete Davidson.
	Watch how awkward this is as they read the script.
	Imagine you were watching a movie and the actors had the script here.
	It's called Running Lines, and it's not interesting to watch.
	It's actors practicing.
	But this is just two guys running lines.
	And we have to watch it?
	Was it comedy sketch?
	Thank you.
	Yeah, Ice.
	Wait, what was that?
	Was that a protest?
	I guess right before that, Kate McKinnon did her Rudy Giuliani thing.
	So he's referencing a previous bit.
	We have to follow that Giuliani fart.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, Ice.
	The protest, people were outside the bar shouting about freedom, taunting the cops, chanting that they should arrest the governor.
	But it's Staten Island, so I assumed that it was just like a typical last call.
	And are you against these protests?
	I mean, kind of, but I'm also just happy I'm no longer the first thing people think of when they say, what's the worst thing about Staten Island?
	Come on, that's not true.
	People like you.
	Yeah, but not in the right way.
	You know, like, I don't get to like host the Emmys like you and Che.
	But I did just find out there's an Etsy store selling Pete Davidson vibrators.
	How weird is that?
	You could buy a vibrator with my face on it for $15 or one without my face for $20.
	I don't even get a cut of the sales.
	Now I know how Shiku feels.
	That would be kind of funny if it's true.
	But if it's not, I could look into it.
	I couldn't make it through this, by the way.
	Back to the pub.
	What exactly were they?
	Look at that.
	Well, the bar.
	Am I nuts?
	He's not looking at him at all.
	That's so annoying.
	Yeah.
	Hey, Ryan.
	So outside of that, how do you feel about your new apartment?
	Even on Crime Report, when I had written jokes, that was part of the challenge.
	You have to remember a chunk and then look as if you're in the room.
	And it wasn't SNL for Fucks Pete's, for Pete Davidson.
	Back to the pub.
	What exactly were they protesting?
	Well, the bar, shockingly, is in a neighborhood with the second highest COVID infections in all of New York.
	So the rule is that they're supposed to let people eat or drink outside.
	And the owner said no one wants to do that.
	No room outside.
	And it's freezing.
	And they can't afford to build little igloos like the other places do.
	Argument that people in Staten Island don't want to drink outside can be disproven by going to literally any Little League game.
	One guy at the protest even gave a speech where he literally...
	Little League doesn't happen during the winter, Pete.
	Or does it?
	No.
	Okay.
	One guy at the protest even gave a speech where he literally compared not being able to drink indoors to being Jewish during the Holocaust, which must have been awkward for the people.
	It's not a very bloody analogy, but it comes up quite a bit, and it's usually from you guys.
	Who had to suddenly pretend they believed in the Holocaust.
	See, this is fucking Uncle Tom mania because he's a Staten Islander.
	He knows all those people.
	He's made his bones off of Max Public House culture, being a working-class guy from Staten Island with the dead fireman dad.
	And there he is calling them Holocaust deniers because some probably Jewish person at SNL wrote the joke for him.
	Keeps shucking and jiving, Pete.
	The people that went to his shows and supported him and they were like, oh, one of us.
	You're a bunch of stupid Nazis.
	I'm hanging out with the elites now.
	I take it that you found these protests frustrating.
	Yeah, man.
	They're making us look like babies.
	You know, you know what's bad when even people in Boston are like, ah, drink it home, you queers.
	And do you think that people should stay at home until the pandemic gets better?
	Yeah, everyone wants to go have fun, but there's plenty of stuff you could do at home.
	Like use your official Pete Davidson Viper.
	Oh my God.
	My girlfriend did a project for her class that was like better quality than that.
	Like the right thing.
	It's really low quality.
	It's really like, it's like a high school show that because the high school is really well funded and they actually have a TV studio in the high school.
	And they do the fucking Earl of March, that was my high school, TV report.
	And you'd watch that as a parent and go, pretty good.
	I like it.
	Yeah.
	I mean, we try to get maybe cue cards that are behind your head, but otherwise, I thought that was really good.
	And the lighting was good.
	Great work.
	13-year-old.
	What are you showing?
	I'm trying to see.
	Apparently in the article, it says there is footage of that the car thing happening.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, but I haven't seen anything.
	We'll get that later.
	Speaking of the stress trans people go through, some guy, I shouldn't have laughed before I introduced this, had a meltdown stuck in the house.
	He's a personal trainer, so he's probably going broke.
	And he decapitated his children.
	Father arrested after allegedly decapitating daughter and son over COVID-19 stress.
	Personal trainer in Southern California was arrested after two of his children were found decapitated in their home on Friday.
	This reminds me of the woman we talked about last week.
	I just can't get this story out of my head.
	So her family's coming over.
	The government says, no, that's too dangerous.
	You might kill her.
	And then she goes, I want to die.
	And they go, oh, cool.
	Well, we should handle that too.
	And they go over and kill her.
	The government does.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	Don't go over to Granny's house.
	You'll put her in jeopardy.
	Well, that made Granny depressed.
	She told you she doesn't care if she lives.
	Oh, we handle that.
	It's a euthanasia program.
	We'll come over and give her a lethal injection.
	So they would literally rather they kill her than she be with her family.
	Did it not come up?
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	What are you doing?
	I was looking at to see if I could find a picture of the man.
	Elderly woman euthanized to avoid anguish of lockdown loneliness.
	I mean, we showed you the article last week, but I just...
	Why isn't there more outrage about this?
	We killed your granny Because she's unsafe with COVID.
	What?
	Who tolerates this?
	No, that's not the whole story, Gavin.
	She was depressed because we wouldn't let her family see her, and she said she didn't want to live anymore if she can't be with her family.
	So then it became a new topic, and that was, should you euthanize elderly people who are suffering to put them out of their misery?
	But you created the misery, and what you just said is a long version of what I just said.
	The end result is the same.
	Granny's in danger.
	She might die.
	Let's go kill her.
	Fuck you.
	All right.
	Apparently it was a 34-year-old black guy.
	Oh, the sheriff?
	No, the guy that detectives have arrested Maurice Taylor Sr., male black, 34 years of age.
	I can't believe they said his race.
	By the way, this capitalizing black is confusing now.
	Right.
	Because it looks like his name's male black.
	Yeah.
	The only reason I didn't think so because it had senior there.
	Like, nobody puts a title.
	Yeah, I was just going to say, what a weird thing to name your kid male.
	I've seen black as a last name, but male.
	All right, let's jump to Election Gate.
	This is our last segment for the show before we get to the mail bag.
	Big long shows on Mondays.
	There's always lots of news to catch up on.
	And yes, I think I'll wear flannels every day this week, right up until Flann Friday.
	War.
	You know, I had a reporter call me and say, did you donate $100 to that proud boy that was hit by a truck at a Prow Boy funeral?
	Yes.
	You can clearly see I did.
	My name is there.
	Did you also write war in the comments?
	And I'm like, so let's get this straight here.
	Your concern is me using provocative language and not Antifa trying to murder people at a funeral for a patriot.
	Nice fucking, this is what I do to the media now.
	I just ask them to look in the mirror.
	I say, don't you think it's strange that you're more concerned with this than this?
	What about the synagogue shooting?
	What about the Orthodox Jews that were shot in New Jersey or upstate New York?
	What about the anti-Semitic crimes, anti-Christian hate crimes all over Europe right now with radical Islam?
	It's just, you've chosen such a strange niche.
	Even Aryan nations, those are Nazi white power gangs.
	Where's your peace on them?
	Which brings us to 32.
	Not 31 yet.
	Do 32.
	So this is a bizarre article.
	This guy's problem with Ali Alexander, his name's Drew.
	Aaron Burnett, is that his name?
	Aaron Burnett.
	Yep.
	No, I think his name's Drew.
	They believe the election was stolen, believe their protests can stop it, and Donald Trump can stay in the White House.
	And amidst the political fury, fueled by lies and disinformation, is an opportunity to make a buck.
	Fueled by lies and disinformation.
	It's just a fact that all of these things, the stolen thing, is just lies.
	So what's this guy's angle?
	That they're trying to, they're just doing it for money.
	You see, Ali asks for donations on his site, and Alex Jones sells supplements.
	What the fuck is Alex Jones supposed to do?
	He sells merch.
	CNN sells shit all the time.
	And you want to talk about fundraising?
	What about the SPLC?
	Did you do a big feature on them?
	That's all they do is fundraise.
	Nothing else.
	Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, who showed up at a recent rally in an armored car, is just one of the Stop the Steel promoters embracing the chance to cash in, using the slogan to help sell mail enhancement supplements and Armageddon survivor products.
	Others asking for money are much more direct.
	What is it doing?
	Griffin.
	That's Ali Alexander.
	I've called him a Roger Stone wannabe in a past story about how Trump's ally, Roger Stone, actually began Stop the Steel back in 2016.
	Alexander has launched a Stop the Steel website seeking donations and claiming he doesn't have time to start a stupid non-profit or LLC, so just send him the money by Bitcoin, Litecoin, PayPal, Cash App, to be used, he says,
	to organize protests across the country like this one.
	He's organizing protests across the country.
	Excuse me.
	Zero.
	Zero.
	I'm dedicating my time and my company.
	How do we know that with all the money that's going to your primary?
	You're for the Democrat Party, Drew.
	You call me a woman to be like a racist motherfucker.
	You're a racist motherfucker.
	Since Alexander's money is going to him, he doesn't have to report how he spends it.
	But whatever he's collecting pales in comparison to the tension millions of dollars being raped.
	Oh, when I hover over it.
	Stop hovering over it, please.
	From his true believers.
	Stop donated to the Trump.
	Oh, I'm dumb.
	So now the money that donated to Donald Trump is somehow Ali's problem.
	They're all Trump, Ali, everyone's getting rich off of this.
	And the president have taken in $207 million, according to the Trump campaign, fueled by a fraudulent belief the election was stolen.
	All of it being egged on by an aggressive outreach campaign to supporters who've received more than 420 emails since Election Day alone.
	I have received about that many emails.
	I signed up to the DNC and I get emails at least three times a day.
	We need your help, Gavin.
	It's relentless.
	That's politics, Drew.
	These are people that sign up, too.
	I got to look him up.
	I feel like they're just bombing random emails.
	The president and his family with messages like, my team has given me a list of patriots who stepped up to help us.
	I've noticed your name is still missing.
	My father wants to know who is standing with him.
	Democrats are doing everything they can to steal the election.
	You ever seen anything quite like this before?
	I've seen people try to raise money off of all sorts of crises, all sorts of problems, both fake and real, but I've never seen one like this connected to our elections and basically challenging the legitimacy of our elections.
	Shit.
	What's this one?
	Controversial former Catholic priest and public figure.
	Is that the same Drew Griffin?
	No, it can't be.
	No, that's not it.
	He just has got such a boomer face.
	And when you look him up, of course, it's all just CNN.
	Ugh.
	All right.
	We got some pretty heavy shit news right when we started filming today.
	Ugh.
	Look at his face.
	Kind of looks like Ricky's dad from Trailer Park Boys in that pic.
	Well, let's go.
	Let's just show the good news first.
	3-1.
	This seems to be fucking huge to me.
	This is the misinformation, I guess.
	Where's the curiosity here?
	I don't know how real it is.
	Okay, click on the pick.
	Where County Georgia has broken the Dominion algorithm using sequestered Dominion equipment, where County ran an equal number of Trump votes and Biden votes through the tabulator.
	And the tabulator reported a 26% lead for Biden.
	That seems to me to be real fucking big.
	Maybe this person's lying.
	Maybe this isn't true.
	But if it is, shouldn't every journalist be going nuts on this right now?
	No matter where you stand on the political spectrum, that would be like the biggest story, one of the biggest stories in American history.
	It would be way bigger than Watergate.
	Way bigger.
	If our machines can be tricked into adding 26% to one guy, that's fucking mad.
	We don't have a democracy anymore.
	That's huge.
	Also, seemingly very big, 3-3, the FBI raided a home.
	And there's so much news coming out that I'm sorry I'm not handing you like a 900-page report.
	I'm going to have to be relying on social media and people I trust on social media.
	FBI raided the home of an IT expert in Arizona's Maricopa County.
	The agents were looking for evidence of a cyber attack on an unnamed organization and stolen voter data.
	They left with eight hard drives, three computers, and a bag of USB sticks.
	That seems pretty fucking big.
	And that's on forbes.com.
	And then finally, we're seeing these senators, Democrat senators, Elena Parent and Jennifer Jordan, defending the counting and saying that everything was legit.
	But it looks like they were there.
	Elena Parent was senator, they're both senators, counting ballots in DeKalb, Georgia.
	This is a question mark, but people are going over the pictures of them in the hearings and them in the election rooms, and it appears they were the ones doing the counting.
	She's a very lefty activist senator, too.
	Both of them are.
	Lots of Black Lives Matter.
	Scroll down.
	You can see where they stand politically.
	So pretty good evidence that there she is supporting Haley.
	That's not that radical.
	But keep going, keep going.
	No, that's boring.
	She's just saying it's all bullshit that there's any stealing going on.
	Keep going.
	Eric Holder's not that radical.
	There's a thing.
	And then we have Biden Harris, blah, blah, blah.
	Keep going.
	There we go.
	Black Lives Matter.
	Take it down.
	She was bitching about the Confederate flag statue.
	Take it down.
	Using her kids as political pawns.
	And winning.
	All right.
	So now the bad news.
	This just came in.
	It looks like two judges, a black woman who was appointed by Obama and a white guy who was appointed by George W. Bush, said, fuck you to Sidney Powell.
	We're not.
	This was sent in a separate email.
	We're not, what's the word I'm looking for?
	They're dropping the case.
	This seems pretty bad.
	So it's a funny little election gate update because we have a major bomb like that Dominion thing being hacked.
	Not just being hacked, but being built to hack.
	And then we have this.
	Kraken lawyer Sidney Powell's election fraud case are thrown out in Michigan and Georgia.
	Detroit federal judge slams her for trying to undermine democracy and ignore the will of millions.
	That, of course, is the black lawyer that Obama appointed.
	But the George W. Bush guy was just as bad.
	Scroll down.
	So yeah, it's pretty grim here.
	This whole article is fascinating.
	I hate Daily Mail.
	But let me just pull it up on my McPuter here.
	My daughter used to call computers McPuters.
	They want this court to substitute its judgment for 2.5 million voters who voted for Joe Biden.
	And this I am willing to do, unwilling to do, said Judge Batten.
	Batten was the black one, I believe.
	Linda Parker, sorry.
	Timothy Powell was the George W. Bush guy, and Linda Parker is the Obama chick.
	But they just basically said, for us to throw these votes out means that we're giving up on democracy.
	The opposite is true.
	Didn't you grow up thinking judges were wise and had the will of the people in mind and made good decisions and cared about justice?
	The judge's decision came after a federal judge in Michigan on Monday issued yet another withering opinion dismissing an effort by legal allies of President Trump to overturn millions of votes in Battleground, Michigan.
	I'm getting too stupid to know what the fuck is going on here.
	So does this mean Sidney Powell's entire case is garbage?
	Or does this just mean her kraken is dead?
	Because both of those are pretty bad news.
	This is a roller coaster ride, folks, of up and down and up and down.
	But I think after a few ups with that Dominion machine, and it's sad that our ups are evidence of our whole country being shit and a fraud.
	But the down is the case getting thrown out, and it feels like we're in a bit of a down right now.
	Anyway, I want to get away from COVID talk and election gate.
	We'll definitely update you with the big ones, but I want to start having fun again.
	So let's go to the mailbag because that's where fun comes from.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Can we have more chicks sending us in hot pics of themselves?
	Not nudes.
	Just so we can rate you.
	Guys, send in Joker face.
	Guys, Joker face.
	For Gavin, women.
	And girls can send in some Joker face, too.
	Better be good.
	And guys, do not send sexy pics.
	Every time.
	I said send nudes as a joke when we started this whole thing, and I got so many hot hunks.
	Okay.
	First letter is from Daniel.
	What?
	Is this her?
	I think we just got sent one, like magic.
	What the frick?
	This came in right now, this very second.
	G-Dog and Rygai.
	I know Gavin is a fan of the Dusky Hughes.
	May I suggest that he check out our current Miss Hawaii contestant?
	Her name is Sierra Pagaduan.
	I came across a photo of her.
	P.S. If you want to see how this PC pension has become, check out last year's winner, Samantha Nayland.
	She comes equipped with a natural hairdo.
	She's still bagging, but banging, but not what you think of when you think of a Hawaiian girl.
	Yeah, they're really pushing the dark black Africans as the miss of every country.
	Samantha Naland, I'm looking her up.
	Yeah, she's very attractive, but not exactly a normal Hawaiian.
	That's that Hawaiian joint.
	But yeah, this woman's very attractive, sir.
	Kind of a toothy grin.
	What should we give her?
	Ryan's not very nice to anyone remotely Asiatic.
	I'm going to give her an eight.
	Solid eight.
	I can see they're beautiful, but they're not like a woman.
	Can you have Turd Flinging Monkey on a show?
	He's an Afghanistan vet who exclusively has sex with sex dolls and argues that women should have their rights taken away to increase the fertility rate.
	Okay.
	Turd Flinging Monkey has got to come on the show, allegedly.
	How many views does it have?
	684.
	But this might be some sort of...
	This might be from the Turd Flinging Monkey.
	Oh, maybe.
	The most people organization China.
	And I remember back in the 90s when I was a kid, still back in China.
	I saw it on the news itself.
	She probably smashed the subscribe.
	Oh, don't forget to smash that subscribe button.
	That guy sounds super boring, and you suck for suggesting him.
	Have you seen this video of the Oregon self-identified teacher?
	Yes, we'll be showing.
	Well, we might as well show that now.
	Having a complete meltdown when she saw people protesting to reopen the schools.
	Look at this black and drumming teacher.
	She just got a text.
	Mom, where are you?
	Sorry, I'm late, honey.
	I'm yelling at strangers.
	Pompeii in Egypt.
	This looks like someone's going to give me a fucking science lesson.
	Boring.
	Gavin and Ryan, I was a pyroclastic surge.
	No, it was a pyroclastic surge or currents of heat and gas that flash-fried the Pompeian citizens in Vessevius' eruption of 79 AD.
	They were basically flash-incinerated, and evidence suggests body fluids were rapidly vaporized.
	From Black Bolt episode last Thursday, that scripture was in reference to the Babylonian captivity of Egypt, not the Exodus with Moses.
	Egypt was attacked by Babylon.
	Egypt was attacked by Babylon around 601 BC, but Egypt was never completely overthrown at the time.
	I have no idea what that stupid kid was saying in that TikTok thing.
	Moses and the Israelite fled from Egypt around 1440 BC or 3,000 years ago to escape slavery under the Ypshin Pharaoh.
	Well, that's what black Hebrew Israelites call themselves.
	Totally different story.
	We can tell Ryan paid attention in Bible school.
	Egypt went...
	Oh, he's saying you did pay attention in Bible school, Ryan.
	Cool.
	It's rare you get a compliment.
	I don't know the Bible that well, but thank you, sir.
	Egypt went into decline with the rise of the Roman civilization.
	Just ask Mark Anthony Cleopatra as Egypt was absorbed into a province of Rome by 30 BC.
	Ames or Amy, not James, who apparently sounds like a man when she has COVID-19 and questions Gavin Stolen valor of film accolades.
	Oh, so it's abroad who is schooling us.
	Thanks for the Dinosaur Jr. recommendation.
	Known about them for years.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Also, Captain Rock enrolled Dave Grohl as one of the cringiest douches out there, claiming, we got to save rock and bring it back to the mainstream, but writing radio rock trash himself and disregarding the bands who are genuinely inspired.
	Sure, I can take that.
	He's all we got.
	If Ryan likes it, it sucks.
	That might be a t-shirt.
	You haven't heard The Pretender by them?
	It's a rocker.
	Foofighters are for dads.
	They rock hard.
	Like the live shows?
	Amazing.
	Yeah, I'm sure.
	Your dad and your uncle should probably go to them.
	It's fucking cornball boomer shit.
	I didn't make this, but if you're okay with stealing it, you would make a cool bumper.
	Okay?
	Also from the same account, this weird anti-Obama gem.
	I forgot the first one.
	What's he talking about?
	This is for you.
	All right, next letter.
	This is the Obama one.
	Yeah, I don't want to see it.
	That's why I said next letter.
	There's a video drop at 1.35.
	Oh, we already covered that.
	Thank you.
	Hey, Gabby, this is the last one.
	Hey, Gabby McKinley and Rice Master of the Queer Quadrant.
	I recently got into the Bristol's punk band Idols.
	I like Bristol's or Bristol.
	Is there another place called Bristols?
	Now, musically, I think they're great.
	Now, sound creativity, blah, blah, blah.
	Back in the sounds.
	Except for Islam, Don't Kill Your Humps and all these hummuffs.
	I want to be the share of them.
	And it's this pre-she double standard, insecure garbage that makes me almost not want to listen because it's so blatant and pandering.
	It just ruins a good thing.
	It ruins art and entertainment.
	It makes it no fun.
	Punk was better back in the days when bands like Fear saying stuff like, I don't care about you, fuck you.
	But now it's just you need to care about everyone or fuck you.
	Do you think we'll ever see things like that again?
	So he's like, love yourself, accept everyone, have a meaningful life.
	And then fucking homophobes, I want to kill them all.
	You will not catch me staring at the sun.
	Not sucking on a dungeon, not turning round to run.
	All the buildings are short there because the soil is pretty muddy.
	So if you built a high-rise, it would sink.
	So you feel, it's a big town, but it just feels so small.
	That's the sound of strength in our bones.
	Feet fire.
	That cornball boomer music.
	Turn it up.
	Not taught by our teachers on our curriculum.
	Do you hear that farm noise?
	See, it's new.
	It's exciting.
	It's weird.
	It's great.
	I just heard one of the best jams ever.
	It's a Ty Richards song called Going Out for a Cigarette.
	Okay, let's hear it.
	He's in our music group now.
	We have him.
	Ryan has a little music chat, Zoom, which we'll make into a show if it is good.
	It won't be.
	Well, we got to get our bearings first.
	Bearings.
	Oh, he made a video for it, too.
	He records everything through a Tascam.
	He did the whole thing through like a cheap Tascam thing that sounds amazeball.
	Apparently, he had some beef with Owen Benjamin.
	I don't know what that's about, but I want to ask him about it.
	Oh, it went crazy.
	Oh, you knew about that?
	Yeah.
	Frick.
	It went over the top.
	All right.
	Let's get to the final video.
	The final video.
	Which is 3.6 when you get there.
	These long shows, I'm pretty tired by the end.
	Here is a fun.
	You've probably seen this.
	It's already gone majorly viral, but we were showing you Antifa getting the shit beaten out of them.
	And I want to end on an up note after that Kraken got shut down, which is exactly what happened in the movie, too.
	This guy is waving, he's screaming at Trump supporters exactly like the teacher we just saw.
	But then he flashes a knife, and it doesn't go well for him.
	Get it!
	Get him!
	Get it!
	That car is ruined.
	I haven't pepper sprayed.
	I saved face by just going, don't jump up and down.
	He's doing Joker face.
	I wish that had gone longer.
	I know.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.

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