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Spooky Birthday Party
00:03:06
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| And it assumes the shape and the body of a little girl. | |
| Here I recognize that girl. | |
| He stumbled in some time. | |
| Loneliness. | |
| That's pretty heavy. | |
| A dress floats down the well and assumes the shape and the body of a little girl. | |
| I recognize that girl. | |
| She stumbled in sometime last loneliness, says Nick Cave, when he was in the birthday party. | |
| And we were carving pumpkins at the house tonight with the kids. | |
| My wife was in a... | |
| Oh, shit, we don't have a book of the day. | |
| My wife was having some trouble with her creativity. | |
| Her pumpkins sucked. | |
| And she couldn't find any scary movies. | |
| So she put on, she just put, I mean, scary music. | |
| So she put on this will be fun. | |
| Debunk this, Matt Palumbo. | |
| Just chose it now. | |
| She just looked up on Spotify Spooky and then was playing Spooky. | |
| So it's like, and I go, what are you doing? | |
| Like, we're spooky experts. | |
| Don't play Walmart spooky shit. | |
| And I showed her that song, which she's the Nick Cave fan. | |
| Deep in the Woods, birthday party, scariest song ever made from the perspective of a serial killer. | |
| And then we put that on. | |
| So I just realized with all this election shit, we have one more episode before Christmas. | |
| So tomorrow has to be our spooky spaghetti and spooky sauce show. | |
| Nice. | |
| We're going to get spooky tomorrow. | |
| We have one more day to be spooky. | |
| So we got a little spooky there. | |
| But guys, I know the world, America is on the precipice. | |
| It's on the cliff edge. | |
| If Trump doesn't win, the country's over. | |
| If he does, the country's permanently saved. | |
| I think he can do permanent swamp drainage. | |
| So we're fixed. | |
| We won't have to worry about it for like another three presidents. | |
| But in the midst of all that, it's important to remember that it's time to get spooky. | |
| This Saturday's spooky night in a tradition called Sam Hain that predates Christianity. | |
| That's a big deal. | |
| It's a very white ceremony, and anyone who's not white using it is appropriating white culture. | |
| Right? | |
| I would say. | |
| Like, what if a bunch of white people celebrated Kwanzaa? | |
| Kwanzaa. | |
| Anyway, debunk this, Matt Palombo, great researcher. | |
|
Joe and Jeff's Listener Mailbag
00:15:18
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| He did Spygate with Dan Bongino, which was a huge hit. | |
| And it just shattering liberal lies. | |
| He just goes through all the basic tropes. | |
| And he's a fan of the show. | |
| We've had him on the show before. | |
| I just chose this book a few seconds ago. | |
| We're wearing shirts from our favorite lawn care company in Florida. | |
| Oh, yes. | |
| Tags are a little itchy, I find. | |
| You can take the tags off, sure. | |
| Let's take the tags off. | |
| Gilden dry blend. | |
| I love a Gilden shirt. | |
| And we like to. | |
| You like to LARP as a bunch of shit. | |
| I like to LARP as a blue-collar guy, and fluorescent colors. | |
| Fluorescent colors are very LARPy, although the watch kind of ruins it. | |
| This Bobby from Bobby Bobby from the Brown Boys Hurricane Habo down in Florida. | |
| He thought it was true. | |
| You should be doxing him. | |
| Did he? | |
| No, he said he's a shot. | |
| He said, promote me, man. | |
| Come on. | |
| Give me a shout. | |
| He's like, I've been doxed left right up now. | |
| He's so awesome. | |
| Him and his family rule. | |
| He was there at the flotilla. | |
| So he's in the video. | |
| You can catch him in the background there. | |
| Great guy. | |
| And then he also sent safety green. | |
| There's bags under my eyes, dude. | |
| Safety green. | |
| Isn't this safety? | |
| No. | |
| Well, it is probably safety orange. | |
| The glasses hide the bags. | |
| I mean, you look good. | |
| Thanks, man. | |
| Thanks, dude. | |
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| I called Garrett from Compound Media to come up here and fix this fucking terrible sound, because it's sound with you. | |
| Do you have the gain on? | |
| No the well gate, the gate is off. | |
| The gate is off. | |
| I don't like Gate. | |
| When I watch Met's games they, when they talk, the crowd is silenced. | |
| So you're, yeah, we're gonna be here and it's really irritating. | |
| Right, just have the crowd in the background. | |
| I hate Gate. | |
| So I called him and i'm like, dude, can you come up here? | |
| I'll pay if to fix it and he goes. | |
| Uh, I just go to the hospital. | |
| Why? | |
| What happened? | |
| I had amnesia for six hours, what? | |
| And I go. | |
| Did you know your name? | |
| He goes. | |
| I don't know. | |
| Wow I, I go. | |
| What else did you not know? | |
| He go, he goes. | |
| I didn't know who was running for president? | |
| Wow, like no idea. | |
| Who's Donald Trump. | |
| What's a Joe Beden? | |
| What the fudge? | |
| Let's start calling him Joe Baden okay oh, I thought of a fucking, really irritating name recently. | |
| Okay Chasin, that's terrible. | |
| I said it to Johnny, my son, and he go, like this like, I think it's better than just Jussy Juicy Smollet. | |
| Jussy Smollet that's a name already Chasin, is it. | |
| Oh yeah, there's a guy named Chasin. | |
| Chasin is a boy's name, meaning hunter. | |
| That's dude. | |
| That's a California name. | |
| On the nose there Chasin, I knew a Hunter. | |
| I knew a like a Jeff with one f, a Spencer, a Jeff with one f yeah yeah, guess what the other F is for. | |
| Fuck off, Jeff. | |
| A Jeff with one F? | |
| I couldn't be friends with all of their names were so odd. | |
| You know, like if I was drowning and a guy named Jeff with one F saved my life, I would jump back in. | |
| I wouldn't want to be beholden to a Jeff. | |
| Jeff. | |
| Jeff. | |
| That's terrible, isn't it? | |
| That's the worst. | |
| Jeff. | |
| How do you say it? | |
| Ew, dude, Garen. | |
| Garen? | |
| Oh my God. | |
| Brody with two E's? | |
| Brody with two E's? | |
| Oh, there's your chasing. | |
| Which one's worse? | |
| What? | |
| The E N or the? | |
| I think Molin is worse. | |
| That is worse. | |
| Yeah. | |
| When that whole shit happened with Juicy Small A, Dave Chappelle goes, at least we can stop pretending that Jussie is our name. | |
| What did he say? | |
| At least we can stop calling him Jussie. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So, as you know, this is the way the show works. | |
| On Wednesdays, it's live as live can be. | |
| Every show is live, but this is live live. | |
| Jimmy Kimmel Live is recorded at 5. | |
| This is as live as live can be. | |
| If I get shot, the show stops. | |
| Hint, hint. | |
| And then so the first half hour is a free audio podcast. | |
| You're still uploading those audio podcasts, right? | |
| Oh, yeah. | |
| And we have some sponsors. | |
| We don't really get to a lot of news because there's not that much to squeeze into the first half hour. | |
| And then we talk from 9 to 10. | |
| And then at 10, we take your calls. | |
| As we take your calls, I do some dudes. | |
| I fuck guys up the butt. | |
| Hate them. | |
| Show that. | |
| So, no, I do some doodles. | |
| Sorry. | |
| And the links for that are at censored.tv. | |
| The doodles are for sale. | |
| They're auctioned off. | |
| I just did Sherrod Small's podcast, Race Wars. | |
| And Sherrod, a guy I know very well, was asking me why Proud Boys are racist and why are they black Proud Boys. | |
| And I mean, there's two camps, really. | |
| There's the people who are rational and understand the truth. | |
| And then there's these others that you go, well, like, what should I do? | |
| Just tattoo I'm not racist on my forehead? | |
| And then I got into it with Karen, of course. | |
| She doesn't want a man. | |
| Her ovaries are not drying up. | |
| She's doing great. | |
| Kurt Metzger did not waste the best years of her life by dating her for seven years in her 20s. | |
| And she's a successful writer that you've never heard of. | |
| Terrible. | |
| Reminds me of that letter that guy sent where he goes, he goes, sorry, she goes. | |
| She sent me some long writing to look at. | |
| The grammar was a nightmare and it was way too long and it was a rambling mess. | |
| And I said, just fucking become a waitress or a barmaid. | |
| You meet a lot of guys that way. | |
| And then you'll meet a guy who has a crush on you. | |
| You'll get to know him because he's a regular. | |
| He'll marry you and you'll be fine. | |
| And she goes, thanks. | |
| I did that. | |
| I'm married now. | |
| It worked. | |
| I got a few cool letters like that. | |
| Hey, why don't we jump ahead to the mail just for fun? | |
| Alrighty. | |
| Go with the graphic? | |
| I got a letter from this guy named Joe who got me the Budweiser golf bag. | |
| Wow. | |
| No, no, don't go with the graphic. | |
| Okay. | |
| We're not doing the mailbag. | |
| Yeah, we are. | |
| Let's do the mailbag. | |
| Oh, never been done. | |
| No. | |
| This is the thing about the working class. | |
| That's cool. | |
| Us working class guys, we take risks. | |
| Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. | |
| Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. | |
| Let me touch it. | |
| You know, it's possible that a lot of these people who only hear the audio podcast have never heard the mailbag before. | |
| It's a good teaser to bring them in. | |
| You know what? | |
| If you've never heard the mailbag before, I think it's time you heard it. | |
| Well, I have to edit this then. | |
| Are you ready? | |
| Who wants to hear the mailbag? | |
| Are you doing good, Giuliani? | |
| Are you fixing your mic? | |
| Oh, grody. | |
| You have your headphones on. | |
| Is that making a sound? | |
| Yeah, it is making a sound. | |
| That's the mailbag. | |
| It actually sounds like balls. | |
| I don't know how to. | |
| Dude, listen to your podcast. | |
| It sounds like balls. | |
| Oh, yeah, the audio's fucked up. | |
| No, no, no, no. | |
| It literally sounds like testicles are being hit on the mic. | |
| They are. | |
| We did that. | |
| It's called the mailbag. | |
| Oh, that's gay. | |
| No, it's not. | |
| I didn't like it. | |
| Having balls isn't gay. | |
| Holy shit. | |
| What? | |
| One of my pubes got caught in the mesh of the mic and it's hanging. | |
| Oh, my God. | |
| Just kidding. | |
| I do see hair popping out of it. | |
| You see those little like thin, silvery. | |
| Maybe Gary. | |
| Ryan is so dumb that you'll do a dumb prank like that and he'll go. | |
| No, no, I see it. | |
| He'll go, yeah, I see the pubes. | |
| I do see a white hair. | |
| You invented them. | |
| You can't have seen them. | |
| So do you have this letter from Joe? | |
| Let's see here. | |
| Did I send it to you? | |
| I think you did. | |
| Yeah, I think he CC'd you. | |
| Yeah. | |
| So like right out of a dream. | |
| No, it was sent to the mailbag. | |
| Okay. | |
| But I forwarded it to you at 4.29 p.m. | |
| Oh, wow, that's glorious. | |
| Like a dream. | |
| Like, this is better than being a billionaire. | |
| Someone heard my sob story about the fucking golf bag. | |
| By the way, I spent an hour and 20 minutes on eBay today trying to complain about this guy who refuses to give me my money back. | |
| There's no customer service. | |
| There's no email. | |
| Every time you go into help, it routes you back to the website, which will not help you. | |
| And it just gives you these essays on how to deal with the seller. | |
| The seller says, hey, Mr. McInnis, you sent me back a coffee grinder, a wheelbarrow wheel, and the lid of a bleach wipes thing in a box that's too small for a golf bag. | |
| And I go, yeah, that's what you sent me. | |
| So the only way he could not be lying is someone at UPS takes his label off, steals the golf bag, puts it on a new smaller box with some crap in it, which I guess is possible, but can't we track that in UPS? | |
| Because I have a video on one of my home cameras at my house of the UPS guy getting out of the truck and walking to my door with this shitty box. | |
| No, he's sus. | |
| Anyway. | |
| He's ejected. | |
| I'll keep trying because technically he has till tonight at midnight to pay me back. | |
| But anyway, someone wrote in, Dear Gavin, and they call you Faggot. | |
| That's just hard. | |
| I was touched by your failed attempt of acquiring the highly sought-after vintage red leather Budweiser bag after a long Adderall-fueled night of combing the web. | |
| I found not one, but a few for sale throughout the country via FB Marketplace. | |
| I'm banned from Facebook, so I don't know what that is. | |
| Naturally, I pursued the best available, mint condition, used only a few times. | |
| Anyways, it's yours. | |
| Wow. | |
| Again, I just ejaculated, so we just had gay sex. | |
| Look at how mint conditioned that is. | |
| I think it has an original tag on there. | |
| Look at that. | |
| No, I can't be original. | |
| Look at that. | |
| I don't know. | |
| It's the guy. | |
| It's the guy's whatever. | |
| Golf club. | |
| It's pretty legit. | |
| And the cover, most people don't retain the cover. | |
| You never use the cover. | |
| But he's got it. | |
| Sir, this is gay. | |
| You just made me ejaculate. | |
| I would consider it an honor to help restore your gleeful fantasies of gloating at the range. | |
| All joking aside, you've been very influential. | |
| Not only did you red pill me, you helped turn my once working baby mama into my wife and a stay-at-home mom to our three children. | |
| This is the very least I can do. | |
| Please keep up the fight. | |
| I like you more than a friend, Joe. | |
| And then he says, have Ryan contact me at Arise on November 2nd. | |
| I'll ship it out that day. | |
| Yeah, he messaged me through Twitter. | |
| Isn't that fucking awesome? | |
| Yeah, that's the best. | |
| Wow. | |
| Great guy. | |
| Great guy. | |
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| Get a $50 Bubba and Hanks gift card. | |
| And the whole family had Bubba and Hanks burgers tonight. | |
| Cool. | |
| They were all inhaled. | |
| And we had six in a pack. | |
| There's only five of us. | |
| So I gave one to the dog. | |
| And I'm not nice to that dog. | |
| I don't hurt him, but I don't give him fucking fancy meats. | |
| And so I put it in his bowl and he's looking at me and he looked up at me like, are you fucking serious? | |
| Just poison? | |
| You're giving me a complete hamburger? | |
| I get those on my birthday, but on a random day? | |
| And I go, just fucking eat it before I change my mind, bitch. | |
| Literal bitch. | |
| No, actually, it's a dude. | |
| And he took it and he ran away to the back door. | |
| Just eat it there privately, just in case I changed my mind. | |
| Yeah. | |
| But yeah, it was delicious. | |
| Now we got another letter that I was fascinated by. | |
| I think I just sent it to you. | |
| Who was that from again? | |
| It was by Ron. | |
| It was from a guy named Ryan. | |
| It might have been the dude playing the drums. | |
| Dude playing the drums. | |
| Oh, I just sent it to you recently, shit dick. | |
| Yeah, I'm looking for it. | |
| Well, when I say recently, I mean like within the past hour. | |
| Did it not arrive? | |
| I got, no, I got one from Curtis that you forwarded me. | |
| That's it. | |
| But I was sure I sent it. | |
| I'm never wrong. | |
| It was from a guy named Ryan. | |
| No, you were, sorry, he sent it to you. | |
| That's it. | |
| At 10:49 a.m. today. | |
| And it's called Gavin Censored in Church. | |
| Ryan Rivera. | |
| Oh, that was from yesterday. | |
| Yeah, yeah, yeah. | |
| Well, it says 10.49 a.m. | |
| Gotcha. | |
| Hold on, let me get that. | |
| So that's today. | |
| Do you not check your email? | |
| I actually saw that one yesterday. | |
| I saw your reply to it. | |
| Yeah, here we go. | |
| Yeah. | |
| No, you didn't see it yesterday. | |
| It arrived at 10.49 a.m. today. | |
| So why are you saying it's yesterday? | |
| He might have sent this already. | |
| I remember seeing this. | |
| Today. | |
| Unless he re-ented it. | |
| Resent it? | |
| Yeah. | |
| The other one didn't have the attachment, and this one had a link. | |
| Here's the full video. | |
| Okay, here. | |
| No, Ryan, you're wrong. | |
|
Sociology Of Gender
00:04:33
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| This was sent today. | |
| Stop saying it was sent yesterday. | |
| You're always wrong. | |
| So anytime you have a hunch, just pick the opposite and it'll be true. | |
| And the opposite of yesterday is today at 10.49 a.m. | |
| Anyway, Gavin and Ryan, nice Christian man, doesn't call anyone a faggot. | |
| My wife is in the middle of a course on biblical womanhood at church. | |
| During Thursday's lecture, they quoted Gavin directly on the nobility of women choosing to be housewives. | |
| She was so excited that she recorded this segment on her phone and sent me the clip. | |
| See Attached movie. | |
| And then he says two things. | |
| One, 54 seconds in, you can literally see her soul leave her body after admitting she's not married, has no children, and works literally all the time. | |
| Not unlike the race horse chick we were just talking about. | |
| Two, the church has now censored the clip from their website. | |
| Here is the full video. | |
| The quote should have been at 3738 of the lecture, but it's been cut entirely out. | |
| Okay, so let's watch this offensive thing that has been edited out of a church seminar. | |
| I'm probably talk about fucking kids and Satan and how the church is evil. | |
| Who is a co-founder of Vice Media? | |
| Said this quote I want to read to you guys. | |
| I think it's really profound. | |
| He said, I see the housewife as a far superior vocation to mine and to most. | |
| I mean, I make commercials and funny videos and TV shows or whatever, film projects that people will watch for 10 minutes and go, eh, and move on with their day. | |
| My wife creates life from her vagina. | |
| Maybe it was the word vagina. | |
| Maybe. | |
| Then she shapes this human life. | |
| I'm not saying that you have to have babies and you have to stay in the kitchen and you can't have a life. | |
| Nobody is saying that. | |
| That is a totally unreasonable thing to say. | |
| All I am saying is, why are you trivializing such a miracle? | |
| Watch your face. | |
| I'm really like that. | |
| And for me personally, I'm not married. | |
| I don't have children. | |
| And I work literally all the time. | |
| My point is not that that's a bad thing. | |
| My point is that having equal equality with men doesn't mean that we have to live our lives a certain way. | |
| We have the freedom to choice to choose, and that's what it should all be about. | |
| And her dialogue got worse after she said, I don't have kids and I work literally all the time. | |
| Because she's thinking, she's thinking about something else entirely. | |
| Again, if you're an oncologist, you're curing cancer. | |
| If you're Kennedy on Fox Business News, if you're Barbara Corcoran, if you're Margaret Thatcher, if you're Ann Coulter, you were meant to work. | |
| That's 5%, maybe 95% of women are better at home. | |
| It's just natural. | |
| Today on the podcast, they both started screaming and laughing at me because I said women are better at caring and nurturing children than men. | |
| I'm like, I think that's true of every animal besides humans. | |
| Like, are male horses better that raising their what do you call them? | |
| Calves? | |
| Seahorses give birth, male seahorses, but there we go. | |
| Male seahorses. | |
| So, anyway, just briefly, let's go to 3738 and see where they cut it out. | |
| Not that that'll be very elucidating. | |
| Hi, I'm Kate. | |
| Hi. | |
| 37. | |
| I'm doing my PhD in sociology, but because of the coronavirus, I'm here to do having equal rights and having equality with men. | |
| So go before that. | |
| Yeah, they patched it. | |
| They must be a jump cut. | |
| Oh, I see. | |
| They have commercials and shit they cut back and forth to one of her students. | |
| Looks like kind of a fun thing. | |
| Little shower? | |
| Yeah. | |
| He would have supported it. | |
| But you don't have to choose. | |
| No, I have to. | |
| I want a home. | |
| I want a family. | |
| That's not something I'll sacrifice. | |
| No one's asking you to sacrifice that, Joan. | |
| I just want you to understand that you can do both. | |
| Do you think I'll wake up one morning and regret not being a lawyer? | |
| Yes, I'm afraid that you will. | |
|
Something Freaky Happened
00:10:33
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| Not as much as I regret not having a family, not being there to raise them. | |
| I know exactly what you're doing. | |
| Was she portrayed as stupid in that movie? | |
| Sure you did. | |
| You stand in class and tell us to look beyond the image, but you don't. | |
| To you, a house. | |
| That's enough. | |
| That's enough. | |
| Okay, this is where the show gets fucking crazy, speaking of God. | |
| Because something freaky happened in Philadelphia that's got me freaking oot, like a freaked oot Scotsman. | |
| And I'm glad we're squeezing it into the podcast. | |
| All right, so riots in Philadelphia. | |
| By the way, Sherrod goes, Yeah, they shot a guy who was suffering from mental illness. | |
| Okay? | |
| He was running at cops with a knife in his hand. | |
| He goes, They shot him 10 times? | |
| How many times have we seen people get shot and get up and beat the shit out of cops? | |
| This whole Jesse James thing, where you're supposed to like blow out their kneecaps or shoot the gun out of their hand, it's not blazing saddles. | |
| Someone's coming at you with a knife. | |
| If you come at cops with a knife, all bets are off. | |
| Sorry. | |
| So, anyway, idiotic riots. | |
| We could go through them for hours. | |
| I've seen like nine hours of fucking footage of places burning, mostly black-owned businesses, it seems, getting shut down. | |
| But this particular video freaked the shit out of me. | |
| And you're about to see why. | |
| I'm going to sound like a lunatic right now. | |
| I watched this and considered the possibility that God is talking to me and that God wants Trump to win. | |
| He's been anointed by the Lord, the creator of our universe. | |
| I know. | |
| I'm watching this from your perspective and going, this dude's fucking lost it. | |
| Okay, so go to 2-3. | |
| It's some Jews who were at a BLM rally in Philadelphia supporting the protests. | |
| I assume by proxy, kind of supporting the riots. | |
| And guys, like these Jews who think that they're part of the black revolution, they don't want you. | |
| They don't like you. | |
| They're anti-Semitic, radical leftist blacks, Marxist blacks. | |
| Marxists are anti-Semitic. | |
| Soros is anti-Semitic. | |
| He's not a Jew. | |
| He doesn't believe in God. | |
| And I've always said, like, all these anti-Semites who say, you know, Jews are wearing the media and Jews, this, Jews, that, they're not really talking about Orthodox Jews like Ron Coleman. | |
| They're talking about the guys who put the brackets on their name. | |
| And those guys love to pretend they're Jews, but they're Jews in name only. | |
| And how many times have I called them ginos? | |
| Like they'll go to synagogue once in a while, but they don't really care. | |
| They could give a less of a fuck about Israel. | |
| They'd love it to just blow up. | |
| Now, usually the Jews who have Yamakas on and the belt with the tassels, you know, they're on our side. | |
| You know, they're, you know, they're conservatives who love Trump. | |
| But occasionally, especially with the younger millennials, they'll get lost and they'll start trying to appease BLM. | |
| Sometimes it's out of fear where they want to cover their ass and say, kill me last. | |
| But sometimes it's they're betraying their own fucking religion by supporting a Marxist group that wants them destroyed. | |
| Anyway, these poor bastards showed up at the rioting saying, me too. | |
| And look how well it went for them. | |
| Amalek. | |
| Amalek! | |
| What y'all doing down here? | |
| Y'all know we the real Jews, right? | |
| So that radical notion that the black Hebrew Israelites purport, which is God, when he said the chosen ones, he meant, I think it's like Ethiopia or something. | |
| And he didn't mean the people in Israel who think they're Jews. | |
| So they literally laugh at the Holocaust. | |
| And they say, you killed a bunch of stupid white people who think they're Jews. | |
| We're the Jews. | |
| So that's a radical belief that is apparently relatively mainstream in urban culture in America. | |
| We don't need no solidarity. | |
| Get the fuck out! | |
| We don't need no solidarity. | |
| Get the fuck out of here! | |
| We're about to get trash, come on. | |
| Go! Go! Go! | |
| Tricky situation, too. | |
| It's like dealing with bears. | |
| Like, you don't want to run, you're going to jump, but you just got to kind of show strength, show testosterone, and then get out of there. | |
| Revelation, so a nine, a synagogue of Satan. | |
| Okay, go back. | |
| What was that last quote? | |
| So a nine, a synagogue. | |
| Revelation, so a nine, a synagogue of Satan. | |
| Revelations 2 and 9, synagogue of Satan. | |
| So he's saying Revelations 3:9, I believe. | |
| So a nine, a synagogue of Satan. | |
| Or maybe he's getting it wrong. | |
| So the synagogue of Satan. | |
| Let's go to 2.5. | |
| I'd never heard of that before. | |
| Me neither. | |
| The Bible hates Jews. | |
| I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews, though they are not, but are liars, I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you. | |
| So it's the same thing a bunch of times in different words, right? | |
| So keep going down. | |
| And it says, this is the second time in the letters to the seven churches that the synagogue of Satan is mentioned, and the fourth time Satan is referenced. | |
| Apparently, oh, 2-9-2-1-3. | |
| So I guess he was saying 2-9. | |
| Apparently, the Jews of. | |
| So he got the wrong citing. | |
| He said 2-9, but it was 3-9. | |
| 2-9 was a different Jew thing. | |
| Apparently, the Jews of Philadelphia, like those of Smyrna, made life hard for the believers in Philadelphia. | |
| This is not a blanket reference to all of Judaism, nor all Jewish people. | |
| Rather, Jesus is indicting a specific group in a specific area. | |
| In fact, Jesus said these offenders were Jews in name only. | |
| What? | |
| How many times have I said gino on this show? | |
| That's crazy. | |
| He called them liars. | |
| They actually belonged to Satan and served him. | |
| I'm not saying, by the way, that Jews belong to Satan. | |
| But isn't it fucking mental that this chapter, this portion of the Bible, what's it called when you have a thing? | |
| This psalm? | |
| This passage? | |
| Is about Philadelphia. | |
| They were in Philadelphia. | |
| He's talking about ancient Philadelphia, which was in, I think it's what is modern-day Turkey, right? | |
| It was Greece back then or something. | |
| But this passage is about Philadelphia. | |
| Am I going crazy? | |
| What? | |
| Go to 2-4. | |
| I didn't even know this. | |
| When I read it, I didn't know there was an ancient Philadelphia. | |
| But that's what Philadelphia is named after. | |
| Wow. | |
| The town of ancient Cilicia and later, whatever. | |
| And it was a, it remains under Philadelphia Minor. | |
| What does that say? | |
| A Titler? | |
| I can't see. | |
| See of the Roman Catholic Church. | |
| It's tentatively located near Ismi Orson in Asiatic Turkey. | |
| Wow. | |
| How fucking crazy is that? | |
| Am I nuts for thinking that's really, really, really, really weird? | |
| That they're in Philadelphia. | |
| They're acting like ginos. | |
| And the Bible mentioned that, and it was talking about Philadelphia? | |
| Who claimed? | |
| Just a coincidence? | |
| I want to make them come and fall down at your feet. | |
| Yikes. | |
| I sent it to Ron Coleman going, am I losing my mind or is this some sort of message from God? | |
| And he just sent back the emoji. | |
| The shrug. | |
| Yeah. | |
| All right, that's enough for the free show. | |
| Could have been a message from God. | |
| Could it just be a crazy coincidence? | |
| But I'm fascinated by it. | |
| And that's enough for the mailbag and a biblical story half hour here at Get Off My Lawn. | |
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| Be brave. | |
| You know, Sherrod Small was saying to me on the Race Wars podcast today, which I think comes out tomorrow. | |
| He was like, why did this, if you're not racist, why does this keep coming up? | |
| And I said, because I'm one of the few Americans to, when I hear anything that's racial, I just go, nah, that's bullshit. | |
| That didn't happen like that. | |
| And that wasn't white people's fault. | |
| I'm one of the few white people who just goes, yeah, no, I'm not apologizing. | |
| And that wasn't a thing. | |
| And, you know, everyone was fucking slaves, dude. | |
| Get over it. | |
| Whereas most Americans just immediately capitulate and go, I know, I'm so sorry. | |
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| What can I do? | |
| How much ass can I kiss? | |
| Because they don't want to get in trouble. | |
| They don't want to get fired. | |
| And to them, I say, get fired. | |
| Get in trouble. | |
| Be brave. | |
| And never stop fighting. | |
| My one and only, deep in the woods, | |