Seems like our chord is no, the chord doesn't magically not work one day.
I don't know.
Play that song again.
The chord just magically died today, and it sounds like unbelievable shit.
What are you even looking at?
That seems good.
The levels over here.
So it's not the chord, it's levels?
No.
I was just looking to see if it reflected that there was that clipping going on.
Clipping?
You know what clipping is?
Yeah, but that didn't sound like clipping.
Sounds like a badly connected chord.
Sounds like...
Like, I'm looking at it.
It's afraid.
Who is that?
Florida, Georgia Line.
Florida, Georgia Line.
A book of the day, folks, Psychotic Reactions and Carburetor Dung by Lester Bangs, a collection of his work.
He was kind of a gonzo dude.
This is his articles that he wrote for various sources from 71 to 82.
This is the guy who called himself the last of the white niggers.
Something you could never say today.
Back in Vice Records days, the Black Lips wanted to call their album that, right as I was leaving.
And I said yes, and Shana Serus said no.
No, no, no, no, no.
He later regretted that.
It's kind of a bummer because you read this book and you go, wow, this is what balls were like.
This is when someone really cared about writing.
And if you want to get into writing, I would recommend reading Lester Banks.
He's sort of like Jim Goad.
You get your foundations.
If you don't like Lester Banks and Jim Goad, you shouldn't be writing.
But he became a cuck later on and totally regretted using the N-word and blah, blah, blah.
Oh, I'm so sorry.
I swore.
Why did I swear?
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So I'm in a bad mood.
I had a fight with my wife today.
She wakes me up.
So I was up.
By the way, I wet the couch last night.
Yeeks.
So Eddie is three for three.
He's made me wet three things.
Sounds like you're assuming personal responsibility here.
No, I'm assuming Eddie responsibility.
You're not a nice person.
Eddie.
I'm going to put this on the Yelp of the review.
Great bar if you like wetting the couch.
So anyway, she's mad at me.
She wakes up yelling at me, which is fine.
I understand that.
It's a very expensive couch.
But then I got all this shit about the Proud Boys.
And she goes, what's going on with the Proud Boys?
I go, I went to bed at five in the morning.
It's eight.
I've had three hours of sleep.
I don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
They got stabbed?
Oh, okay.
So how am I the bad guy if Proud Boys got stabbed?
She goes, our family's in danger.
And then, oh, God, they're getting stabbed and they were zeke hiling at a bar.
And I'm thinking, you can just tell something's bullshit from a mile away, right?
And I go, Yeah, that doesn't sound like them, but say it was like, say Proud Boys, this would never happen, marched up and down the street, Zeke Hiling.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry I told them to do that.
So the story is, according to the Daily Mail, Proud Boy stabbed by Black Lives Matter after making racist, white supremacist gestures at a bar.
That's the way writers write.
What's her name?
The woman who wrote this, Megan Sheets.
So she's a dumb cunt Midwestern who comes to New York City to live the big life, and she can't write.
She can't do journalism.
So she writes this garbage article, Three Powboys Stabbed at a Bar Near the White House.
Oh, they've changed it.
This is the funny thing with the Daily Mail.
The way they avoid litigation is as you harass them, this amorphous blob.
So the headlines change.
Even one of the bylines changed.
It used to say Rachel Sharp was one of the authors.
And then I harassed her today, and she's gone.
And the headline's different.
So police said that Proud Boys leader Mike Tario.
Tario claimed that his group was attacked.
Yeah, they've also changed the fact they called the woman in the article a Proud Boys member.
Can't be.
Like, I don't fault you for not knowing that women can't be Proud Boys, but if you're a journalist writing about them, yeah, I fault you all day and night.
So this guy went like this in a photograph.
So?
What if you heard that a black guy was stabbed by a patriot in a MAGA hat?
Would you go through his social media and find him doing something allegedly offensive?
No.
But these journalists, these silly bitches, these babysitters, they hear about that and they go, oh, that looks bad for our side.
So they comb through social media trying to find an example of one of these men behaving badly.
And what do they get out of it?
This.
So here's two versions of the story, right?
This is the media story.
Guy Zeke Heiling, Zeke Heiling at a bar, because that's what you think of when you hear white power gesture.
You don't really think of this unless you're a fucking complete loser.
You think of Zeke Heiling.
By the way, I told a barmaid this story today, and she'd never heard of Zeke Heil.
She goes, what's that?
I go, it's the gesture that the Nazis did?
She goes, I never heard of that before.
What?
How can you not have heard of Zeke Heil?
Isn't that insane?
Do you know who Hitler is?
I wonder how many Americans, like adult Americans over 18, don't know who Hitler is.
Hey, computer!
How many Americans don't know who Hitler is?
Hey, computer, what's two plus two?
Two plus two is four.
Hey, computer, how many Americans don't know who Hitler is?
Hmm, I'm not sure.
Yeah, me neither.
Let's go with our guts.
There's 330 million Americans, right?
We've got Mexicans, old ladies, immigrants.
Do we count mentally ill people?
Retards.
So let's make this simpler.
What percentage of the population does not know who Hitler is?
I was going to, I had a number.
Okay, give me a number.
60,000 or 75,000.
Okay, I don't know what percentage that is.
It's probably like one.
But I'm going to say, it's way more than you think.
I'm going to say, and when you say who is Hitler, they have to say the Nazi guy from World War II.
They can't just say a racist, a German racist.
That doesn't count.
So I'm going to say 18% of the population in America does not know who Hitler is.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
I used to hang out with Samantha B's husband, Jason, what's his name?
Jason Daly or something?
And this is back when Barack Obama was president.
He's like, how many Americans do you think, what percentage of the population do you think doesn't know who Obama is?
This is while he was president.
And I went low.
I was like 1%.
And he was going up to the 10% zone.
Anyway, sorry.
That's like one in four people, 18%.
So here's the story that you get when you read the Daily Mail, written by a child.
Like when you look up this girl, Megan Sheets.
You see this in the Daily Mail and you imagine, you know, we're pretty naive.
So you imagine some guy with a press thing in his fedora and he's typing away, I've got a scoop, boss.
You go, oh, you must have really hit the pavement.
You must have heard of the Proud Boys.
You must know the Romans Club.
And then you see the person who wrote it and you go, oh, it's a babysitter.
It's a child.
So like they did this like white power thing.
It was like at a bar.
They were like Zaghili.
And look at the top left.
James O'Keefe had to put her on the wall of shame for some fuck up.
Let's check that out.
Oh, where's that?
Top left.
You're at it.
You're touching it.
So just click the fucking link.
Retracto is the retraction alpaca that we've had on the show before.
Hello, everyone.
Welcome to Project Veritas headquarters in front of the infamous Wall of Shame where the journalist reputations go to the graveyard.
Today we have the 319th retraction about Project Veritas.
This one goes to one Megan Sheets at the UK Daily Mail.
Retractor.
He's coming.
Okay, so Megan Sheets writes in the Daily Mail, this is regarding our Facebook investigation.
Remember that one?
The guy who talks about Facebook shadow banning, Facebook targeting conservatives, Facebook labeling MAGA people as terrorists.
Remember those clips?
She writes that, quote, Project Veritas is a right-wing activist group known to traffic misinformation.
Megan Sheets also writes, quote, given Project Veritas' history of pushing misinformation and propaganda.
What a fucking amateur.
The problem?
I don't know what edit she's talking about.
I don't know what misinformation or propaganda Megan is.
Why is this woman a writer?
Why aren't you at home?
Starting a family.
You suck.
I don't mind if a high school student has a theory and believes that James O'Keefe is a conspiracy theorist.
That's a normal high school thing to think.
But to be typing away at the Daily Mail.
Anyway, you read that article and you go, oh, so Prowboys were Ziegheiling, and these BLM guys were like, I've had enough of this fucking racist shit.
And eventually they just snapped the poor guys and they stabbed a bunch of people, a bunch of white Nazis.
And in today's culture, you can be forgiven for going good.
I'm glad Nazis got stabbed.
And my wife's takeaway was, oh no, now they're going to stab me.
Which is why I'm mad at her, because here's what really happened.
Enrique Bevelyn Beattie, the woman who poured black paint all over the Black Lives Matter thing in New York, she's black.
So we're at two blacks now.
And Jen Lee, I think her name is, Latina for Trump type.
And then three proud boys, first and second degrees.
They're walking home at about 2.30 in the morning, I believe.
And on the way home, they see a bunch of bleeps murdering a man, stabbing him to death.
So they jump in.
Now, I don't recommend this, Bevlyn, as a lady.
I don't think you should do that.
Men, if you're strong enough or you feel like you could win, you should intervene.
But we don't know the story here.
And I don't know.
If I see like eight bleeps stabbing a dude, I'm going to call the police.
But I'm not sure I'm enough of a fucking pugilist to go in there and I would think they might start stabbing me, which is what happened.
They impaled Bevelyn.
The knife goes deep into her spine.
So deep, not her spine, sorry, past her spine.
Thank God it didn't touch her spine.
You can see, you're about to see the knife plunge into her back.
Collapsed her lung, pierced many organs.
She's had surgery.
She's going to be in the hospital for a week.
She's in intensive care.
She will live, but barely.
And they stabbed another proud boy.
He thought he was stabbed in the neck.
He was stabbed in the ear.
Now, the narrator here is calling them Black Lives Matter people.
She's wrong.
That's not a news source, Megan Sheets.
Wait, go back to the beginning.
So she's calling them Black Lives Matter people.
They were coming from Black Lives Matter Plaza, but I don't know what's Black Lives Matter.
What is Black Lives Matter?
So turn it up a bit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!
Black Lives Matter over here.
Hey.
Hey.
Bevlyn, what are you doing?
Look, there she is.
You see her?
She's just getting stabbed there.
There's Enrique.
Gotta help him.
His ear is fucked.
He thinks he's stabbed in the neck.
It's his ear.
The cartilage ripped in that.
That bleeds like crazy because of all the little capillaries there.
What was Bevlyn thinking?
So that's a proud boy right there who doesn't move away.
He tried to stab you.
Oh, he did stab you.
So she doesn't know that she's bleeding, but she's not going to be able to do that.
They stabbed Bevy and Beatty right now.
Excuse my analysis.
They just stabbed Bevlyn BD.
Call 911.
I got him on camera.
I got him on camera.
What's blood everywhere?
That's her blood.
They stabbed me on my back.
Anyway, so they saved a man's life.
This dummy goes to pursue them.
Dude, what are you doing?
We know that guy.
Oh, we do?
Yeah.
Jeremy, no, no.
Jeremy, don't go.
She pronounced it weird, though.
That's not his name.
We just got jumped by Black Lives Matter, and they just stabbed Evlin Beatty.
You guys, get out there.
He's going by himself.
So, yeah.
Journalists use this narration as the source.
Like, ladies and gentlemen, if you're a writer, you say, the woman doing the recording alleges they were Black Lives Matter.
Don't say Black Lives Matter stabbed a bunch of people for being Nazis.
So this cunt, Megan Sheets, goes back through the social media history of the people involved and sees this, and that makes it to the headline.
Not anymore, of course, but it did.
You believe this shit?
So now I'm mad at my wife because she's like mad at me for starting this club.
And yeah, if they were Zeke hiling and kicking black babies in the head, I'd go, Jesus, what have I created?
But then I look it up and find out, no, they were saving some fucking dude's life.
And a black woman is in the hospital right now because of it.
What the fuck?
I know.
I'm losing faith.
I'm not sure if this shit.
I really have.
I've had enough people apologizing for creating the greatest fraternal organization in the world that determines elections and are the only ones to stand up for America right now.
The only ones to look Antifa in the face and say, no, you're not going to do that.
And then you throw us in jail and you make us claim we'll never hang out with each other again.
I have to disavow.
And what happens?
America burns to the fucking ground.
Five months of riots.
But Proud Boys are kicking ass.
I'll jump ahead to that, actually.
Where's that now?
Oh, yeah.
Look at 3...
This is right after 3-2.
It's a picture.
I thought this was awesome.
I saw Ruffio talking about all the people he had to beat the shit out of.
Medics needed in response to Proud Boys' Proud Boy attacks at the S-POG counter-protest.
Multiple altercations have occurred involving mace and glass bottles, Seattle protest.
So, like I said, we don't go to their things, they go to our things.
They fucking Proud Boys had a rally, a free speech thing, whatever, pro-Trump thing.
Antifa came, fucked around, and got their heads kicked in.
And they say we were attacked at a counter-protest.
Isn't that perfect?
You were attacked at a counter-protest.
No, you picked a fight and lost.
But that's illegal these days.
Max and John went to prison for that.
Anyway, that's gay and lame.
Speaking of America in a nutshell, look at 3-2 there just above it.
This is so perfect.
I want to make it a t-shirt.
Wait, you don't follow her?
Oh, my account got nuked.
Oh, geez.
Well, maybe you can find it.
She's on Twitter, no?
See?
I don't know.
But it's a man playing the piano.
You'll recognize the song when you hear it.
And he's just happily playing along.
Andrew Clavin makes this a sort of opening to his show.
He has a guy going, everything is groovy, everything is fine when there's chaos behind him.
And it has, as he plays the piano, there are bombs going off, people being shot at, police vans, and he just keeps going and going.
Isn't that the left?
Isn't that Biden?
Anyway, sorry.
I haven't even started the show yet.
And we're already ready for a second sponsor.
Trump won.
There it is.
Yeah, nice.
Isn't that perfect?
Am I only breathing?
Is this burning an eternal thing?
That's the fucking song.
Like, when we start making graphics for the show, make a note of this, Ryan, for the new studio.
This is like, this is our thing.
This is it, yeah.
The lyrics, he's playing the part where it says, is this burning an eternal thing?
Amazing.
Well, there's a car on fucking fire behind him.
So yeah.
After we talk about Prowboys and all this shit, we won.
We celebrated last night.
We popped the Vouve Clucau.
We partied.
I wet the couch.
Went to bed as the sun came up.
Super rocking times.
Now, the rest of the world doesn't seem to know this.
And we have rampant fraud going on.
Rampant fraud.
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You know he won.
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The election.
It's all on Nevada now.
Do you want to pull up some graphics?
But the most egregious case of election fraud has ever happened.
James O'Keefe, by the way, has been warning us about election fraud for a long time.
Leading up to the election, he showed us a ton of examples of people ripping off the system.
And last night, go to 1-1.
Right when they realized Biden was going to lose, all of a sudden, you'll notice the end of our show last night, they stopped counting, right?
Milo had updates, updates, updates, and then nothing.
Right when it was looking like Donald Trump was a shoe-in.
And then magically, where was it now?
Yes, Democrats are trying to steal the election in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania.
138,000, you scroll down, there's a tweet about it.
There we go.
So while everyone was asleep and after everyone went home, Democrats in Michigan magically found a trove of 138,339 votes.
Guess how many of those were pro-Biden?
Maybe 60, 70%?
138,339.
Guys, if you're going to lie, okay, make it like 127,432.
That's how you lie.
Is that the state that there's more votes than registered voters?
I'm not sure, but I remember reading that too, yeah.
Yeah.
Yee.
Okay, Obama slayed the black vote back in, what was it, 2008?
I promise you that if you checked all the votes in Harlem, it would not be 100% for Obama.
98?
Sure.
Nothing's 100%.
Votes are never 100%.
But magically, at the 11th hour, they find 100%.
They find a huge trophy.
I heard it was some old lady brings in a zip drive.
And on that zip, there's $139,000 all for fucking Biden.
Come on.
That's why we celebrated last night.
Because we won.
Now, if we have such a fucked up system that people lie and cheat and steal, well, we have a separate problem.
We got to go to court, we have to investigate.
But we can be happy.
Although, I will say, it wasn't the landslide I predicted as far as we know.
I mean, we don't know what's real at this point.
But you know who fucked us?
It was the goddamn white people.
Just about the whites.
I used to do that on stage when I did stand-up comedy.
I'd say, I'm so sick of being politically correct and you can't say this and you can't say that.
You're not allowed to have this opinion.
Let's all just be honest with ourselves and just say it with me at the same time.
I hate negative thinking.
And then I'd go, wait, what did you say?
And frame them.
But yeah, unprecedented black votes for Trump.
Unprecedented Hispanic votes for Trump.
And when I say unprecedented, I mean for Republicans, for conservatives.
Wow.
Did they come out in forces last night?
Blacks and Hispanics.
You know who didn't come out?
This guy.
You know who likes blowjobs?
This guy.
White men, white people.
You had a lot of white male Trump voters who didn't return the favor this time around.
I'm not sure why that is.
I think a lot of them were old people petrified of COVID.
And they're like, I want the next president to overreact, to be overly protective.
Because I'm in a home.
And the more paranoid we are about COVID, the safer I am.
I think that was a lot of people.
But I don't know.
That doesn't explain why so many blacks and Hispanics were down for the cause and so many whites chickened out.
It might be because he never said anything nice about white people in the past four years.
He's got his big project with Ice Cube and stuff.
But, you know, he got pillowed for saying there was people at Charlottesville who weren't Nazis and they were very fine people.
But I don't know.
He never really gave us any shout outs.
And I think white people said, yeah, you're kind of a sellout pussy.
But of course, he gets accused of racism at the same time.
And Jameel Hill, she was fired from ESPN for saying some anti-white shit, I believe.
This is, sorry, the very, very first link.
It doesn't have a number.
She said, if Trump wins, it's on white people.
I mean, she just made that up.
She called him a white supremacist in 2017.
But it's just, Jameel, it's the opposite of the truth, my dear.
It's on your people if Trump wins.
Whites did not represent.
Blacks and Hispanics did.
Oof, she's not aging very well, is she?
Black don't crack.
Well, it does sometimes.
So this is where we're at.
And, you know, people ask me about Trump and they think, he's the king.
You won.
Why are you talking about the government?
No.
He is a king where everyone in the kingdom wants him dead.
It's the origin of the term, the sword of Damocles.
Damocles was a king who knew he could be killed at any time.
That's how they feel about Trump.
Everyone in the system hates him.
And after he won, Steve Bannon said, do you think they're going to give it up without a fight?
And this is what we're seeing.
We're seeing a fight.
We're seeing corruption.
We're seeing people wheeling in.
What was this?
We saw them wheeling in.
Yeah, look at 1.6.
Suitcases and coolers full of quote-unquote votes brought into a voting center at 4 a.m.
Mercedes Carrera, who calls me from prison, says that she was told to fill out her ballot with a pencil.
And she goes, but it says here on the ballot that it has to be a pen.
And they go, use a pencil.
So everyone in that prison had their votes altered.
Sorry, jail.
She hasn't been charged yet, so she's not a criminal.
She's a citizen who's awaiting trial.
But what's the headline say there?
Suitcases and coolers rolled into Detroit voting center at 4 a.m., brought into secure counting area.
Or look at 1.5, where we see them throwing votes into the garbage.
Oh, he requested that.
See how they get us?
We're not allowed to.
No, but when you fuck with someone's social media and they're in journalism, you're fucking with their job.
Your job was to pull up things on social media.
They killed your account.
Now we can't communicate.
They're killing our free speech.
Go to 1-4, Eric Trump, talking about this obvious fraud.
I think I...
You think you what?
Can find them.
No, go to 1-4.
I haven't had a shower today.
That's why my hair is...
Giuliani, Pambondi, my great wife, Laura.
We came to Pennsylvania today to meet with our legal teams.
It's very clear to us, and we've declared victory in Pennsylvania.
We're up by 400,000 votes with 86% of the precincts in.
86% that we have Republican votes still coming in from Trump country.
And the Democrats know that the only way that they can win this election is to cheat in Pennsylvania.
And we've seen it from day one.
We've seen it from day one.
We found ballots in drainage ditches.
They're not letting our poll watchers watch the polls.
They're not letting them inside.
There's video after video of them passing out collateral material in polling sites all over Philadelphia.
They're trying to cheat.
They're trying to cheat.
They have three by five printed big posters in polling locations all over the city saying to vote for Biden-Harris, which is totally illegal.
They're passing out flyers.
The supervisors of elections, we had them on video, certain ones wearing literally Biden-Harris face masks in polling locations, which is totally illegal.
And now they won't let, and we brought one great gentleman here with us today, Jeremy, who's a poll watcher down at the convention Center.
They won't even let him watch as they count the ballots.
They put them behind a fence 40, 50 yards away where they actually can't see the counting happening.
Guys, this is fraud.
This is absolute fraud.
We've seen it in Philadelphia before.
They're trying to make a mockery of the election of this country.
My father is up by almost half a million votes in this state, with 86% reported, and plenty of red counties left to go.
Plenty of red counties left to go.
We're going to win Pennsylvania, but they're trying to cheat us out of it because they know it's their only path to victory.
They know it's the only path to victory.
And so we came here today.
We met with all our lawyers.
We are going to file suit in Pennsylvania.
It's a shame that we have to do that.
It's the last thing.
Pennsylvania was 64% for 16 hours.
They counted 5 million votes in 24 hours.
They can't count the rest of Pennsylvania.
And with that, I want to pass it off to the great Rudy Giuliani, who's really leading the legal effort.
We counted 130 million votes yesterday in five hours.
And now we're saying, sorry, we can't finish Nevada.
We can't finish.
Also, the way the House and the Senate, the Ashton Woody posted this, that if it's so tight and split there, then why would...
So basically, people voting for Biden for president, and then they're voting for Republican, like it's off.
Usually you go right down the ticket, Republican, but it's really close with the House and Senate, but then it's just in those same places, it's all Biden.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, that's curious.
Nevada had 90% of these votes for two weeks, and yet the last 10%, they need days to count them all.
Here's why Biden is bad for America.
Okay, let's take commercial real estate, for example.
You buy a house, you buy a building for, say, $2 million.
You fix it up, you hire contractors, you make it nice, you sell it for $4 million a couple years later, right?
Now, you obviously have a lot of tax to spend.
You made a lot of money.
However, you can defer that tax if you buy a $4 million building.
That's a good rule.
And I think a lot of people who aren't entrepreneurs have trouble with Trump doing that because they go, he made $4 billion last year and he paid $750.
Yeah, he spent $4 billion.
That's all good for the economy.
You're keeping it in there.
So the reason we have that tax loop, if you want to call it that, is that guy now buys a $4 million building and now he has 50 contractors working there for two years, fixing it up, repinning it.
He's got all the fucking steam fitters and the nacho, the contractor doing the drywalling.
And those are all people being employed for years.
Those are all jobs.
Biden's going to kill that because, you know, the rich are so evil.
So now, not only will you not buy a new building with your extra money and continue to employ people, there's no incentive to even do the first deal because you're going to get fucking reamed.
And I know that I make more than your average bear, and you may be annoyed by that if you aren't aware of what it's like to work at something for a quarter century.
But I'm up to 50% tax.
Now, what's my motive to continue to generate income?
What's my motive to build a new studio if you're going to increase that?
Like that MMA fighter, what's his name, Tito Ortiz?
He's like, what's at 62%?
What am I supposed to do?
Because that's what Biden's going to end up charging.
I'm just like, what's Moscow?
What's Russia today?
I bet it's 62%.
So that's why this election matters.
Now, the reason I'm celebrating and parting my buns off is because we did everything we could.
We won.
Trump is president.
Hey, that looks exactly like a rhino's body, doesn't it?
Oh, yeah.
Trump did his job.
We did our jobs.
We elected.
Yeah, but they cheated.
And then I always say to people, well, why can't we cheat?
And I can't remember who said this, but they go, because we're on the side of Jesus.
They're on the side of Satan.
Satan cheats.
We don't cheat.
Well, God, you better do something because these cheaters are doing very well for themselves.
Look at this shit.
I guess that's the fight.
It is total contempt for society.
Like, you're supposed to feel guilty when you commit a crime.
You can visibly see the lack of guilt.
Monkeys have more guilt.
I had a place in Costa Rica once, and there was a mango sitting on, like, a little sort of a mini wall.
It was about this tall.
And I was talking to my girlfriend, who's now my wife.
And a monkey came up.
I saw him behind my wife, and he went up and he went, and he grabbed the mango and ran away.
Like, he knew stealing mangoes is wrong.
These people don't know throwing fucking ballots away is wrong.
Those are the type of monkeys?
See?
No, that's a white-faced monkey.
I was talking about a howler.
Ooh, fucking howler.
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Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
Or just magically die one day.
Maybe because it has to get pulled out and put in all the time, but I mean, I do it correctly.
I pull it from the thing and I try not to watch it.
Well, let's test the cord in another device and see if that's the problem.
Let's see here.
Oh, I see what you mean.
Well, this has got a weird plug.
Well, do that on your own time, but that's something to do because I don't buy it, then it just magically dies one day.
Oh, it's not magic.
How are the results doing?
Wait, listen.
Yeah, yeah.
It sounds like shit.
Is that going to sound like shit for everything you play?
I don't know, because the video that we showed did not.
Let's see.
Was this in the links?
Where did I get this from?
I don't know.
Did this just pop up?
Isn't that using the same chord?
Yeah.
That was a lawyer once his name was.
Believe it or not, Detective Shitty is wrong.
So it's this website?
Yes.
That's the weirdest thing ever.
I hate how you confidently write down.
Oh, I gotta get a new chord.
Oh, wait, there it is.
Oh, it seems like the bass is doing it.
Look, every time the bass hits...
Right?
So it's not the cord.
Understood?
Yep.
Holy shit.
So how are the results doing?
Uh, shitty.
264.
That seems worse.
It looks like his just went up a couple votes.
Wow.
He's six away from a win.
Holy Toledo.
And Nevada is six.
So wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Go up.
So Trump is.
Go up, please.
Trump's, what, 214?
So he's 214.
Nevada's six, 220.
Right?
Go down.
PA is 20, right?
240.
North Carolina's 15, 255.
And then Georgia is 16, 255, 265.
Yeah, he has to get 100% of what you see on the board to win.
Looks like he's got PA.
Looks like he's got North Carolina.
Looks like he's got...
No, but he doesn't need to get most of these states.
He needs to get all of them.
He needs all of them.
So, but he's got everything but Nevada.
It all comes out of Nevada, really.
And Nevada looks more blue than pink to me.
75% results in.
And where were those 138,000 votes again?
Michigan?
Is that Michigan?
Yeah.
Huh.
Go to 1-3.
Jacob Wool predicted this last night.
When I went live on censored.tv last night at 12.30 a.m., I warned this is exactly what the Democrat thugs would do.
I told you in graphic and stunning detail that this is the plan they had in motion.
Here's what I don't get, though.
And this is Nick Fortez.
The fix is in Red Mirage election steal in a full effect.
Trump wins the election.
They stop the count, wait for everyone to sleep, and then dump fraudulent mail ballots.
Social media censors anyone who contests and regular media won't carry Trump pressers.
That's it in a nutshell.
So it's a strange thing to celebrate while your country's robbed from you, but we still won.
So say you were watching your favorite soccer team and they won the World Cup and then it was in a corrupt nation, so they changed the score and made the other team win.
You can be mad and go to pursue that and also celebrate at the same time that you won.
What's a 1-2?
People being punished for noticing this?
I think it was the Daily Mail's Matt Walsh, right?
Is that what this is?
Yeah.
Twitter censors Daily Wire's Matt Walsh.
After Trump agrees with his message.
So go to the next pic.
Trump, quote, tweeted me, so Twitter censored it.
What is this all about?
He says in all caps, and you can't see what it's all about.
Go to the next one.
Tech overlords are taking it to another level.
This is reason enough to go to court.
No honest person can look at this and say it's normal and unconcerning.
And there's the censored tweet, and it's what we've been talking about all night, which is 138,000 votes magically appear 100% for Biden.
I mean, come on.
That's the end of the discussion.
How many times in history have 139,000 votes all been discovered and all been for the same fucking guy?
It's ridiculous.
It's absolutely ridiculous.
What do we add here?
So, that's a mess, isn't it?
Brandon Devine article about Trump.
Go to 2.6.
This is some Trump shit now.
The Group responsible for 405 Trump sign comes forward.
Oh yeah, these are Proud Boys.
Pretty cool, huh?
That's not easy to pull off.
Like, to make those?
No.
Those are big things.
I'm impressed.
Pretty big.
Yeah, I have a lot of old news here that was about campaigning that we haven't got to this week, but it just feels like with this new massive wave of bullshit that it's all irrelevant now.
So I'm just going to throw it away and just jump down to the end of the notes.
This is post 4-2.
Okay, we're going to take calls in about 15 minutes, but now I'm just fucking around and having fun.
Cocaine sub.
Look how cool this thing is.
Whoa.
Where there's a will, there's a way.
It doesn't go underwater, this sub.
It's just invisible to everyone.
The only way you catch this sub is if you see it.
And you're not going to see it.
It's like brown.
It's watercolored.
Yeah, you're not seeing that anytime.
Members of the U.S. Coast Guard managed to intercept this narco sub.
And you know when you see the U.S. Coast Guard intercept a narco sub, it's because someone said, look, I can let you guys go for a certain amount of time, but eventually I need a hide.
I need a win.
I need a pelt.
So they go, okay, we'll send you one of our shitty subs.
How about May 3rd?
We'll be sending something.
We'll have a little bit of cocaine, maybe some pot in it.
That's just the price you pay.
And they get their photo app.
Look at that.
They put their Pulitzi on there.
This is all fake.
I love the cutting it open thing.
Yeah.
I'm going to cut it open.
Watch how high I get when I test it.
Why are you cutting it open?
What is that?
Black tar heroin?
I've never seen black tar heroin.
Is it black and tarry?
Imagine how much fun we could have with that brick.
That's a lifetime supply for someone my age.
Right?
That's like 100 New Year's Eves.
Or one Westfest.
That's one.
I just got to scrape a little bit.
Oh, he does a little test.
Looks like some good shit, dude.
This is the old-fashioned way, too.
Look how good he is.
Have you done this before?
You're really savvy with the Coke there.
You know how to treat it with respect?
He's real dainty with it, isn't he?
I'm hot.
Are you hot?
Why are you wearing that corduroy shirt?
Looks sexy.
God.
Yeah, we don't care.
We know it's Coke.
We trust you.
But go back to that sub.
So, zoom in a bit on that.
Those guys?
That doesn't look like a very comfortable ride.
I feel like I would start fucking freaking out.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I wouldn't like that.
I don't want to be in that.
Zoom in more.
Zoom in?
Yeah.
Cockpit with bunks.
Bunks?
I gotta sleep there?
Well, I guess with all that Coke, no one's sleeping.
Yeah, that's the fuel for the people.
So they go from where?
Cape Verde in Africa and Europe.
Galicia, what is that?
That's gotta be where is that?
Like Spain?
Oh, I see.
So they start in, where is that?
Brazil?
Argentina?
They start in South America.
I don't mind the Mexico trip or even the Texas trip.
We can work with that.
Hawaii?
No.
Hawaii?
That must be three weeks.
Go back to the map.
And then you got to go to fucking Africa?
You cross the ocean in that thing?
Imagine, you know, those waves are like...
That's for three hours.
Sometimes the ship is like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
You don't know if you're going down or up.
How much are you getting paid for that, you guys?
Infinity dollars?
Also in the non-political news, I saw a show with our arch enemy Eric Warheim.
And it looks pretty good.
And you think, dude, why did you have...
I used to like Tim and Eric until you became a cunt and joined Vic Berger's Derek Beckles rip-offs.
And now you, like, I can't enjoy shows because you're such a douche.
Oh, this is the one he was talking about, the Nick Fuentes.
His Showtime show.
Yeah.
Damn it.
Listen.
My kidneys are just starting to check out, I think.
My muscles are really seizing up.
Maybe we should just call it in, you know?
We're done.
We just have to let Ness know it's not our fault.
We ran out of water.
We can send some water out here.
We can get things back online.
No.
We got one Hailmary.
I didn't want to do it.
I don't get the piece here.
Howard.
Are you going to get more water?
A mark.
Celebration shape?
It was supposed to be for a celebration or a special occasion.
Guess what?
It's a special occasion.
We're dying.
This is not for celebration.
It's not for getting drunk.
It's for hydration.
So each of us gets a one-second sip.
Okay.
And now we're going to count.
Two, three.
Okay, there should be three sips in there.
Okay.
Careful.
The ghost.
Right.
One second.
One.
One.
Not one.
This guy.
This guy.
He doesn't look like himself in that, does he?
Doesn't he?
Looks like a dude.
Is he fat or skinny or something?
Cut his hair.
Are you finishing it?
I think Fred has plugs.
Look, his hair looks like hair plug hair.
What?
Microsips?
That's enough.
He's had too much.
He's had way more than...
Hey, hey, hey, hey, come on.
Skip.
What are you doing?
Savory, Cap, Savory.
Oh, it feels nice to have a wet mouth.
I just want just a little more.
I'll skip my next rush.
It's all right.
Much, too much.
Bodies are going to shock.
It's good.
That's good.
You know what's going to be.
Remember when we thought we were going to.
We thought we were going to die.
Remember when we were like, I'm dying.
I'm going to die.
I thought it was going to kill.
We're fine.
A couple of sips and we're fine.
Anyway, that looks funny.
And my last piece of non-political video is YouTube is censoring, big tech is censoring trans regret videos.
By the way, doesn't she look pretty hot?
She.
I know you hate rice balls, but she looks very special to me.
She?
I may be able to get over her dick.
Wait, wait, what is this site?
Rumble.
607 earned?
So the person who put up this video has made $6 so far?
Huh.
Huh.
Contribute to his money.
It makes sense to let the child transition because that's what the child needs in order to be happy and in order to be okay.
It's not that they're going to grow up and be adults and regret everything.
I regret transitioning.
I hate being transgender.
I genuinely regret transitioning.
I regret the surgery.
I do regret transitioning.
Wait, what's that last one crying about?
Cutting her tits off?
Oh, yeah.
Dyeing her hair.
Like, that guy didn't cut his dick off, did he?
I don't know.
Wait, does that video keep going?
It ends with that, right?
No, yeah, it's good.
Look that up.
Transgender regret videos.
On YouTube, right?
I could watch those all day.
Because it's basically saying Gavin was right.
And I like hearing that.
A. Female to male to female detransitioner.
The biggest thing that I regret is the change in my voice.
Wait, female to male to female.
Stop, stop, stop.
This is like when Lil Pump went 20, 20, 20, and we couldn't figure out what that number is.
It's 2002.
It's 200,000 and doing it again.
20, 20, 20 is 202,020.
And when you, I don't know why my brain can't do this, but male to female, gotcha.
So you cut your dick off.
To male.
What a, what?
Just detain.
Have we shown you the dicks they make?
Yeah.
They are shocking.
They're cheese blinks.
They're just like a weird elephant tube, an elephant trunk.
Regret is the change in my voice.
Hey, everyone.
So today's video is one that I'm actually extremely proud of.
I sat down and I had a discussion with a detransitioner.
Her name is L. She transitioned to a boy at 15 and is now transitioning back into a woman.
Now, I've talked about D-transitioner.
So what did you do?
Like, did you cut your tits off?
I've ever spoken to you, which is crazy because I've talked about it before, but I've never actually spoken to someone who's been through it.
So correct me?
From female to male and now back to female.
Is that the right terminology?
Yep, that is right.
I was born female and I'm going back to female now.
I identified as trans from age 15 until about five months ago.
So that was about four years of my life.
Wait, it was a female.
So female to male.
So maybe cut your transition.
This might just all be medication.
And the voice thing.
Well, that's part of the medication genius.
What do you think they had a voice box operation?
People do weird.
I mean, what they do to a penis.
I never thought they did that.
So this female to male, which just means I took a bunch of pills.
She didn't have a dick added.
And then she got a deep voice and then was like, I'm just a chick.
I can just be a lesbian.
Be a lesbian.
Be a gay.
This is what I gotta so much shit for saying 10 years ago.
And I took testosterone for three years, but I never got any surgeries or anything.
What was it that made you feel as if transitioning was their right?
Can't we watch people cry?
I regret transitioning.
Yeah.
First thing you type in, I want to see a weird homo bawling.
I regret transitioning.
So will you.
Hey guys, I'm who knows.
But you want to know what's bigger are the lies that I'm about to read you right in front of your eyes.
So I was scrolling on Twitter one day, and this is my Twitter, by the way, if you want to follow me.
And I saw this article about a girl who transitioned into a trans man and then she detransitioned.
In the beginning, this article was sad.
Always criticizing people that regret it.
That's why it's in quotes.
It's a myth that they regret it.
Oh, here's an RT documentary.
Do they not regret it?
First off, my name is Vettie Vettie.
It was blurred.
I was blurred out and I still can't handle it.
The sex change didn't solve my discomfort.
The doctors who are honest will say that the gender dysphoria is always there.
And the paperwork that the surgeon gave me saying when I had the surgery done initially, he gave me the paperwork and said, okay, I've been surgically changed to male.
I'm 60 years old.
There's no reason for me, after a lifetime of being in transition, to go and start living, dressing as a man anymore.
There's no...
Which one of your eyes is male and which one is?
There's no benefit in it.
But there is a benefit in my standing before an audience of young kids in college who are considering this path and saying to them, okay, I'm the real deal.
I started living as a woman when I was 20.
I've lived 40 years of my life.
I've had breast augmentation.
I've had genital surgery.
I've had 40 years of hormones.
All of it has not made my life any better.
It's never solved the problem.
You break your left leg.
You go into a doctor.
No tears.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
So that was a woman?
And then what did she do?
It's so confusing.
Two places so far, but.
And then they always say, yeah, it's confusing.
You'll get used to it.
No, no, no.
You're equally as confused as I am.
What's this?
Was that a woman one day?
The only conversion that abuse did for me was to no longer trust adults.
I had no faith in God.
Look at this weird.
And I lost all of my self-worth.
In a leather strap.
Your hair, you look like you're SNL bald.
That doesn't look like the way people bald.
What is your job taking pictures for the front of wig, those wig packages?
He beat me with a wooden stick.
All right, well, that's not.
So what?
And another strip.
Until I couldn't recite any more.
I don't know why that person did that, but I understand.
Bay with you?
Sure, that's fine.
My hair?
Oh, my God.
Sure, that's fine.
I am super excited to get this piece put in today because.
Yeah, you're going to look like a woman when she's done with.
I can wear it.
All you have to do is put that on your head.
Human hair.
And you'll be all.
Let's get started.
Watch this.
Transformation.
The next thing to my actual hairy and judging how hard it is to be a woman, huh?
I'm a woman.
There's a lot of stigmatism attached to being transgender.
When did you know that?
Yeah, it's called funny.
When I was probably in the fifth grade, I didn't like that.
It's healthy to glue anything to your anything.
You know what I mean?
Like even a band-aid, when you had it on for a while, you take it off, your skin's all pale there, and it hurts to take off.
Yeah.
Band-aids can breathe and everything.
I don't know.
I would feel so claustrophobic if I'd glued something onto my head.
Seriously?
Afraid of being alone, but I have to start moving on with my life, as scary as it might be.
Is that a female?
I don't know.
This is such a mess.
I mean, on the one hand, I love it, but on the other hand, I just need a shower.
Look at his.
He's got fucking pipes.
I love it.
I'm a soccer mom.
I'm a Karen.
I love it.
Why wouldn't you get long hair if you're going to be a chick?
This is awesome.
Like, why would you get a little tiny bob?
Oh.
Feminine.
Fematon boy.
Bob, why did you get a bob?
That's two bobs.
Like, if I'm going to be a woman, I'm going to have, like, Farah Fawcett.
Trestle.
What do they call them?
Trestles, trestles?
All right.
So, I have a bad feeling that the calls are going to be.
We're going to have lots of technical difficulties.
Is last night show up, by the way?
It should be.
Let's see.
Yes, it is.
How long is that?
Six seconds or something like that.
What is it?
It's six hours long.
Sure is.
Holy shit.
We didn't have to do a show tonight.
Look at his breakfast.
Look at this hour-long show last night.
This show could suck complete shitballs.
And we're still not ripping off our subscribers.
A six-hour show?
How long was Anthony Kumias?
Good question.
We must have creamed his genes.
Oh, I'm subscribed.
I think, you know, 10 years ago, I don't even remember that discussion.
Okay, let's see what compound media did last night.
Well, like, what's the norm is what I'm asking.
Compound media political specials.
Election night, they did four hours.
We creamed their jeans.
Sure did.
They're fucking creamed.
Mercedes-Carrera keeps calling, but I think my new phone assumes that a prison is a robocall, and they keep blocking her.
Um, silence unknown calls?
You gotta take that option off.
Where's that?
Settings?
Phone.
Settings?
Okay.
And then you go down to the phone icon.
Phone.
Banner.
Incoming calls banner?
What does that mean?
That means it, like, comes down from the bottom.
Announce calls always.
No.
Announce calls is they'll tell you.
It like literally announces.
It's like, Fred is calling.
Okay, I have that to yes.
Oh.
Wi-Fi calling off.
Should I put that on?
I don't know.
I don't know.
Just to silence unknown callers.
Silence unknown callers on.
Turn that off.
Yeah, yeah.
There we go.
Come on in.
Mercedes, the water's fine.
Good, just fine.
Unless, of course, the charges against you are true.
In which case, we're not friends.
Let's do an update on Fox and see how bad they're lying.
Okay, just put in this pen here.
That was not me doing that, but dang it.
Let's say here, Fox News.
Not a big fan of the Fox News site right now.
Why not?
They have the worst numbers all night.
What about politico?
264, yeah, 214.
So they're making Nevada look very political.
75 of expected vote in.
75%.
Haven't they been at 75% since we last visited our subscribers?
Here on the network, censor.tv.
What percentage of the people who didn't watch the show live last night are going to watch all six hours of us?
You might put it on and just kind of do other stuff.
What?
Have a six-hour nap?
Six hours is a long fucking time.
You do it in chunks.
It's worth it.
It's a good show.
Good, great show.
Great show.
Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.
Oh, sorry.
We got Jackson.
What's up, Jackson?
Can't hear him.
Not gonna do it.
Jackson, Shishmaxon, FIFO Faction, Jackson.
Jackson Shmackshin.
Hello?
Hello?
Yo, Maya?
Yo, you're on.
Alright, uh, hey, Gavin, what's up?
Hi.
Just the event that Biden wins, I wanted to kind of know what the game plan was as far as how the knights should react.
Should we run?
Should we just accept the results of the election and move on?
What do you think?
What do you mean?
I mean, don't accept them because they're not true.
We caught you cheating.
139,100% for Biden.
These coolers being pulled in.
It was the most obvious example of election fraud.
They weren't even trying.
So that's why we celebrated last night.
Because we won.
Now, you want to do this the hard way and cheat, and then we have to show you that you cheated?
Okay, we can do that.
But there is no way on God's green earth that Joe Biden is walking into the White House on whatever it is, January, is it 17th?
When do they start?
No way.
So the answer is litigation.
The answer is the Supreme Court.
There's no fucking way Joe won this election.
We were inundated with cheating.
And that's, by the way, why they made COVID such a big thing.
And I've got a $50 bet with my gym owner that the second that they decide who the president is, poof, there'll be no more face mask laws.
Noon on January 20th is when that goes direct.
Jan 20.
Thanks for calling, dude.
Next call.
James.
James.
Hey, Gavin and Mayor of the Rad Zone.
Thank you.
Rad Zone?
Yes.
And the Red Zone.
Hey, Gavin, I just wanted to ask for a favor from you basically calling tonight because I've been a bit dismayed, not just, you know, obviously the closeness of the race and whatnot,
but it seems like there's a bigger issue that our country could be nearly stolen from us, that democracy, that the, you know, democratic republic that we live in is no longer what I've always thought it to be.
So I guess the favor I'm asking you is, how do you make some of us feel better about that moving forward, if you could?
Well, in many ways, it's already happened.
You know, they already stole this from us a long time ago, and this is K through 12.
Like we talk about Russia as the enemy and Islam as the enemy and AOC as the enemy.
The enemy is your kindergarten teacher.
And these cunts are teaching our children that America was stolen from the Indians and it was built by slaves.
And that means that when Black Lives Matter or some Antifa group shows up to them as a grown teen and says, come join us, we're throwing bricks, they go, oh yeah, I know this place.
This is the racist shithole that my teachers told me about my whole life.
Yes, I would like to fix it.
I would like to burn it down and start again.
So I think we get a little too hung up on this election.
I don't want to trivialize it.
It is a huge fucking deal.
But as far as the war in America, that's been going on for a long time.
And I think the solution is to fight as much as you can bear.
So you don't want to go to prison, though Tommy Robinson did and Max and John did.
You don't want to lose your job, though dozens of proud boys have.
You don't want to lose your family.
You don't want to get divorced.
And I've gone beyond all three of those many times, except for Doors.
But I think it's fair to expect most men to go right up to that line.
Now, I say get fired at the end of my show, so I encourage you to go a little past it.
But at the very least, go up to that line, fighting for what's right, defending this country.
And that is done through the culture wars.
You know, yes, there should be a stop set on that country, on that corner.
We should have this bill passed and all that.
We do need to build a wall, but we also need to fight drag queen story hour.
That doesn't sound like a big deal.
It just sounds like some fag put on a silly dress and read a story to kids.
But it's not.
It's on the front lines of the culture war.
They're trying to brainwash our kids, and we have to fight things like that And tell our kids that the shit they're learning at school is garbage.
Thanks for calling.
I said that to myself.
I hate this fucking shit.
I took my eldest two kids aside and I said, Look, it's like the white equivalent of the talk.
And I said, You're going to read some bad things about me.
I don't Google well.
And you're going to hear about a club I started called the Proud Boys.
You're going to hear dumb, made-up words like crypto-fascist and multicultural white supremacy.
It's all bullshit.
And I was actually happy about what happened last night with the stabbing because it enabled me to give them an example.
I said, here's what really happened.
Blah, blah, blah, Enrique and other black people walking home, see a murder, stop it, get stabbed.
Here's the media narrative.
Zeke Eiling, BLM, stabs them.
That's what you have to put up with.
Oh, but here was kind of an interesting thing.
And I did this in front of both of them.
I said, if you get called a Nazi or something, or your dad's a Nazi, whatever, I think you both will have different reactions.
And this is just my opinion.
It's up to you how you handle it.
You're adults, not adults, but your teens.
Male, you're a baseball guy.
Most of your fellow players' dads are MAGA.
For some reason, baseball is a very MAGA thing.
I guess football is the same way.
Probably not soccer.
So if someone antagonizes you and says, say, Black Lives Matter, or you're a Nazi or something, just tell them to fuck off and shove them as hard as you can.
Check them into the lockers.
But my dear daughter, don't be a bitch and capitulate.
And if someone says, say, Black Lives Matter, don't ever give the vampire blood because they'll just ask for more and more.
But you're different.
Like, you're kind of a hipstery, punky, goth chick, raver, grunge.
I don't really know what my daughter is.
Kind of a riot girl.
You know, say Black Lives Matter.
You know what they mean when they say it.
They mean, are you racist?
So unless someone's willing to sit down and have a long discussion, it might be better for you, my dear, to not acquiesce to the point where you're betraying yourself, but just sort of go, yeah, yeah, yeah, and grease the wheels.
Maybe that's hypocritical of me to do, but that's what I did.
So fuck you.
No, it's not worth the trouble for a girl.
That's a good point.
Like, I don't know.
She's one of two weirdos in her entire high school.
Kids are so fucking conformist these days.
I drop her off at her high school and I just see nothing but Uggs and sweatpants.
They're all out of sleepover.
So her and her friend are the only two weirdos in the entire high school.
So there's that.
I believe this is Wyatt.
Hey, Wyatt.
I like that.
What's up, guys?
What's up, guy?
Hello.
Not much.
Hey, I just saw this video on Joe Biden's ex-husband.
And you were talking about it like, I don't know, a few days ago.
And he was saying that he helped Joe Biden and his wife at the time with his first senatorial race.
And he owned like a tavern or something like that.
And him and Jill, I think he gave them like $10,600 cash.
And then he like he moved, or he moved his movement.
Wait, he gave who $10,000 cash.
I'm sorry.
Who gave who $10,000 cash?
It was Jill Biden's ex-husband who gave Joe Biden $10,000.
Oh, like contributing to his race.
Yeah, for contribution.
Yeah, exactly.
Okay.
And so he went to go give the money to him, and Jill didn't want to go with him.
And so it was going to take him a few days.
And so that's when he thought that they were cheating on each other.
So I guess that's pretty much like what he said.
He basically said that she was cheating on him.
Yeah, that makes a lot more sense, doesn't it?
You just instantly marry the babysitter because she's around.
We've had babysitters.
If I had made a pass at them, they would have thrown up.
Yeah, and actually, she did take care of the kids.
You're right.
She did take care of the kids a lot.
So I guess they were working classes.
If the husband owned a lot of things, and the white vote, I mean, I can tell you why the white vote.
I mean, you called it.
Because this country doesn't give a shit about white people anymore.
That's why.
Yeah.
Well, it's a bad thing.
I mean, I voted for Trump, but I mean, I live in San Antonio, so it's going to be blue anyway.
You know, I never cared about white.
I never thought about it until people started saying, you suck, you ruined the world.
And then I was like, really?
Hold on, let me Google that.
And then I looked it up and went, no, actually, we haven't looked at everything.
Why are we so shameful?
Exactly.
It's like prison where they force you to be in a white power gang.
It's crazy.
All right.
Thanks for calling, buddy.
Thanks for the gossip.
Let's check in on the results just briefly.
We should just constantly be going back to that.
We're not going to know.
I hear we're not going to know until noon tomorrow, though, so I'm not sure why.
Is he still 264?
Yeah.
75% still.
Kevin.
Kevin the mailman.
What's up, Scissors Scissors?
What's up, dude?
Hey, and Ryan, don't forget my beef.
Your beef.
Fourth caller.
Oh, good point.
Oh, shit.
We forgot the previous caller.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ryan, write down the number of the previous caller.
Do you have it?
Just dropped the bomb on the post office, cheating, by the way.
Wait, what's that?
Repeat it.
James of Heath, Project Veritas, he just dropped the bombshell whole guy, whistleblower, changing dates on ballots and forget which state, but cheating, as usual.
Huh.
Yeah, I saw he did a call-out where he said, If you know a voter fraud, give us a call.
We're collecting them.
And he got hundreds of people calling in with examples of their office or whatever committing voter fraud.
I find it crazy and difficult to probably go through all those, but anyways, what do I call them out?
Oh, yeah, Coast Guard.
Those subs, by the way, the Coast Guard stops like four of those a week.
It's actually that when the writers don't have anything to write about, they write like, oh man, the Coast Guard just busted $100 million worth of cocaine.
It's actually happening all the time.
Really?
How does the Coast Guard see that?
Yeah, it's radar?
From the sky, I'll say that.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Because they're radar.
Well, visible.
And what makes it difficult is that they look like whales because they're semi-submersibles.
That's what they actually call them.
Okay.
Yeah.
A cool video you can look at, too, is like when the Coast Guard guys jump on there and bust these guys out.
That's how I kind of find out about those things because I thought he was jumping on a submarine and that was very brave.
Not that it wasn't brave what he did, but it turns out he was on one of those and they can't go underwater.
Yeah, so just crazy to think though.
There's literally hundreds of millions of dollars a day just like constantly finding those.
It's really common.
All right, so maybe we should stop this stupid drug war and wasting everyone's time.
Most likely.
But anyways, have a good night, guys.
You too.
Thanks for calling.
Goodbye.
Yep.
Did you kind of get the vibe that guy wanted to fuck me?
Yeah, I was going to say that.
We thought we'll be gay.
You just picked it up.
I was getting a little jealous.
I said, you better get away from my man.
Yeah, yo, he just crawled into my DMs.
Is that how you say it?
Yeah.
Slid into.
Slid?
Yeah.
Sliding.
So gross.
You know what?
You think of people covered in body oil.
You know what dripping means in the streets?
Yeah, you look great.
Okay, yeah.
I just found that one out.
I have kids, so I know all these terms.
Right.
Yeah, you're more hip than I am.
And that's fine with me.
It's a real challenge.
I don't like any of this shit.
Brian's so cool.
He has pictures from magazines that he likes in the fag zone, just like thumb-tacked to the wall, the way you would in prison.
Just something to put up.
Like, I like this.
It's a son-said.
What should I have?
Like, high art and nice frames with like levelers.
Nothing or a framed thing at your age.
So it's fucking 30.
It's faggy to crudely put up?
No, it's juvenile.
Oh, that's fine.
Yeah.
Juvenile is the term.
Juvenile.
Lucas.
Hey, hey, what's up, fuckers?
What's up, dude?
Hello.
I got to make it quick because my wife just got home and she hates me.
I got to make it quick.
She's a fan of the G-Dog.
Oh, she's not a fan of the G Dog.
I've got a theory about transgenders.
Okay.
Have you read 12 Rules for Life by Dr. Jordan Peterson?
Yeah, I skimmed it.
I know I'm supposed to clean my room.
Right.
So there's a part of the book where he talks about the smell of the unemployable, and it's like this extra layer of BO that people get.
And he says it's when somebody's body and mind aren't in tune with one another.
And he said his friend got it, and because he was just like, his mind was all messed up.
And he said it didn't matter how much he showered, he still had this insane level of BO.
And you probably know what it is.
You smell it on the sea train every now and then.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's powerful.
Yes.
So I know a lot of transgenders because I went to art school and they have that smell.
Huh.
Now, what came first?
The chicken and the egg?
Well, but it doesn't look like they're not showering.
I think it's because, like Jordan Peterson said, their body and mind are not in tune with one another.
So they get this insane BO.
Have you noticed it?
You've been around a lot of trainings.
No, I don't think I have.
I mean, maybe I'd have to sort of go back and recalibrate.
Maybe I forgot.
But when I think of Blair White, I've been around her and Theron Meyer.
I don't know.
I haven't noticed it, but I'm not against it.
Right.
Well, I have the same Scotch-Irish gag reflex as you.
And I'm not joking.
When I'm around someone, I'm going to throw up.
I don't know why that's so funny.
Why is it so funny to watch your friend dry heave?
I laughed really hard when we were watching that procedure on how to squeeze out the gland and dog's anuses or something.
And you start dry heaving.
It reminded me of my dad.
Yeah, my brother called me and he said he was dry heaving watching the show.
The other thing I noticed is they're all into like Satanism and witchcraft.
Almost every single one I know.
Yeah, that is a weird thing.
I've noticed that too.
All right, thanks for calling.
I like you more than a friend.
What does that mean?
No, we got calls to take.
You know, he understands.
We got hello.
Jonathan.
This is pretty good.
Hey, what's up, guys?
Hey, guys, what's going on?
Nothing much.
I'm here in North Carolina and got a little inside baseball.
I'm not anything extreme, but really close friends with the chair of the North Carolina Democratic Party.
And his family members, I don't want to say exactly which ones, but very close family members.
They're voting Trump.
Did we lose North Carolina?
I can't remember.
It's still in play?
No, it's yes, it's still in play.
It's marginal.
It's still waiting on a couple percent.
But I kind of want to ask, what do you think?
Do you think they would actually literally print out or however they would have to literally produce a bunch of fake ballots and turn them in, carry them in in backpacks and coolers and stuff like that?
Do you think they would really go that far?
I mean, I don't know if you watched the first half of the show, but we showed that.
They were bringing in coolers and they were bringing in backpacks full of fake ballots.
We saw them throwing real ballots in the garbage.
I mean, the evidence is easy to find.
It's happened.
We caught them already.
Yeah, it's nuts.
And how do you think they would prove that?
I mean, clearly that's what it looks like, and I believe they're doing it, but I guess that would be the better question.
How do you think they go about proving that?
Well, you, I don't know.
I mean, forensic accounting, let's see these ballots.
Let's retrace who it is that says Gavin McInnes on it.
Let's contact Gavin McInnes.
Is this your vote?
Is this your ballot?
How many times has this happened?
You know, you start to see 650,000 of these things were, you know, or sorry, let's say 6,000 of the 6,000 we tested were not the person you said they are.
We now know that this whole thing is a fucking lie.
Dick.
Not you, but the liar.
Makes sense.
Makes sense.
Appreciate it, guys.
All right, thanks for calling.
I mean, I don't think it's that much of a challenge to find out how they lied.
Race Wars.
Hey, guys.
Hey, dude.
Hey.
Yeah, Race Wars.
I had your interview with them from a week ago or whatever up on one of my tabs, and I had to close, restart the browser.
Had the tab open for like a few days, and it looks like that got pulled down for a hate speech.
So I'd let you know.
Really?
What?
Let me text Sherrod right now and see if that happened.
Yeah.
Ask them if they have it on their Patreon, too, because I couldn't find it.
Maybe you just can't see all the things that they have.
And then I wanted to ask whether you think it'd be better if Trump just wins it outright or if he catches, we catch the Dems stealing it, and then he's re-elected that way.
I think that might be better in a way.
Yeah, that's a good point.
That's more of a kind of exciting victory.
But you know what the Dems would do is they'd say we won fair and square and then they lied about it and they sued us or whatever.
Yeah, well, then we could just say, yeah, maybe Russia did it, and then just laugh at them.
Yeah.
All right, have a good one.
All right, you too, man.
This link isn't working.
I can't pull it up.
What do you think of that?
I'm not seeing it either.
Yes.
Hey, man.
Hey, am I on?
Yes.
Okay.
Gavin, it was great watching that show with you, the raging homosexual in Milo, Yiannopoulos.
I was going to ask, would you rather...
Wait, sorry, go ahead.
Would you rather never have to take a dump in your entire life and just burn off the turds' energy?
Or you could have a magical vision where you saw every person that somebody has fucked.
Oh, that's a pretty good one, dude.
You've been doing this for a while?
No, I was just, I wanted to call in, and I was like, I just thought of that because I take so many dumps.
And then I also was thinking, like, I'd like to see if I could play and eventually get from me to McJagger or something.
Okay, thanks for calling.
We're going to go through that right now.
Okay.
Okay, so you never have to dump again.
Now, you got to understand that that provides you with like thousands and thousands of hours of free time.
You know?
Like, that's like becoming a year older.
Especially when you're Scottish, like me and you're always on the fucking bowl because you can't digest food that is anything more elaborate than a potato.
And then being an alcoholic, you got your fucking beer shits the next day.
So what he's essentially saying is, how would you like to have another 10 years added to your life of productivity?
So that's pretty awesome.
But then every time I'm walking down the street, I think, I wish everyone had a floating number above their head.
And I could see, it said, how many times I've had sex total.
It's like 13,000.
That was red.
And then in blue, smaller is how many partners.
So you'd see some old guy and it would say like 36,000 and then one.
You know?
Ooh, that was a good one.
Thank you.
So that would be really stimulating too.
How would you answer this one, Ryan?
I enjoy shitting.
So I would stick with the shits.
You enjoy shitting?
Yes.
That's gay.
No, it's not.
It's relaxing.
You get to read, you get to vape.
And you get to stink up the entire fucking studio with your weird Japanese asshole.
Well, my stomach can't digest anything more elaborate than not seaweed.
Sir, that was a very good Would You Rather?
I think I'm going to go with the seeing everything because that's like more information.
And I would feel less human if I didn't shit.
And I feel like that would sort of take me apart.
I'd feel like that fish guy in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
You know, that fish guy who lives in a tank?
Yeah, that's a devil.
Hellboy.
Hellboy.
I'd feel like the fish guy in Hellboy.
Like, I wouldn't feel like I was part of this community.
Yeah, that's a good way to put it.
I know.
You're still like humanoid, but just a freak.
But now I just have more information.
Because that thing that he suggested with the seeing all the partners, I mean, it's conceivable we get to a level of technology where that is possible.
So now you're still a human.
You're just no more.
You know shit.
We got Chris on the line.
Chris.
Hey, I have a question for you.
Okay.
Hi.
So do you ever, like, when your wife makes dinner or whatever, do you like feel the guilty if the kids like have food extra and like you like scoop up the extra food and feel guilty about like all the food that's like left over?
Yeah, it drives me nuts, especially when we go to a restaurant.
I go, I don't work all day so we can buy food for the garbage.
And it's every time we go out for dinner, my kids will have less than half.
And this drives me nuts too.
I hate you go to a restaurant now and they give you, you all get a water this big, like you just survived a desert crawl for three days.
And then, can I get you something to drink?
You just gave me something to drink.
So then they'll get a chocolate milk.
They have a giant water.
By the time the food arrives, 20 minutes later, they're like turgid with liquids.
So they have maybe a third of it.
And then we get it to go and it just sits in the fridge and rots.
Yep.
And then you sit there and wait.
And then I actually ate pizza that was three days old because I felt guilty.
That's what I did the other day.
But I do have a would you rather, okay?
Okay.
And I want you to know, by the way, the guilt you're feeling is very healthy.
Well, you know, it's from like mom saying like, there's starving kids in Africa.
And I don't know why.
That's synonyms in me.
Oh, one more thing, too.
I wanted to tell you.
So my daughter is like an elite gymnast, and I had one of her teammates come up to me and talk to me, like, how does this electoral college vote work?
And so I had to explain to her kind of how it works.
So because all of, like, the gym owner is a Ruski, and they voted Trump for the first time ever.
And they're so disappointed.
They're in the country, and it's been like, it's been just like a total nightmare.
But anyway, a whole nother story.
But here's my would you rather ready?
Okay.
Okay.
Would you be a bottom for Blair White or would you have Hunter Biden suck a crack rock for one minute off the head of your cock?
Don't crack rocks have to be on fire?
Say that again?
I'm sorry.
Doesn't a crackrock have to be on fire?
I don't know.
You're just sucking it off.
I don't know.
One minute.
One minute, Hunter Biden.
Okay, I'm going to ignore the physics.
I'm going to ignore the physics of the Hunter Biden thing because I don't think it makes engineering sense.
But I would...
The problem with the Blair White thing is the next time you have sex with your wife, you have this like, eh, eh.
And you remember that horrible, weird, gay thing you did where you got fucked up the buns.
I'm a bottom to Blair.
I'm sorry?
Blair White is fucking me up my butt?
No, yeah, you're at the bottom, yeah.
Yeah, see, I think I might do the crack rock thing because I guess Hunter Biden grabs my dick and he smokes the crack around it or something.
He doesn't smoke the crack.
He just loves crack so much he wants to put it on your dick and what?
Yeah, just not smoke.
He's not going to smoke it.
He's just going to.
She said suck a crack rock.
Yeah.
What does that mean, though?
Like he puts it on my dick and then he sucks it back up?
Yeah, no, it's just in there on his.
We're going to have to ban on that one year.
You've got to work out.
He's going to crunch it.
Well, that hurts.
No, you've got to work out the physics of crack smoking on a penis and call back next week.
Thanks for calling.
I will build a great, great wall.
True.
I'd just like to show you some of the art I've been making while we've been talking.
This is a new kind of drawing I invented where there's not really an up or a down.
Ryan is upside down.
I'm there.
This is up.
You don't know what's going on with that.
And then this is an artsy fartsy drawing I did of Richard Hell.
I don't know.
That's kind of fun.
Nice.
Yeah, that could be your album cover.
Are we going to, on the next round of auctions, auction off this fag zone?
Sure.
Cool.
Do you want to show that?
Yeah, here it is.
So someone sent in the fag zone.
It's Ryan in the fag zone.
He has Birkenstocks on, which he denies.
He only wears cool shoes like Crocs.
There's a buzz light here.
How long does the Googles have...
How long does the auction have left?
Let me take off this chroma key.
Oh, shit.
Speaking of auctions, I think I may haven't expired.
By the way, I just looked up the SoundCloud.
I'm there.
Stand back, stand down with Gavin McInnes.
Not on YouTube, though.
Oh, it got taken off of YouTube.
So it's on SoundCloud, but yeah, I guess it got removed from YouTubes.
Michael's on the line.
How am I doing?
Hey, Gavin.
Hey, man.
Yeah, I really enjoyed this schedule trans segment you have, and I have a question.
Would you date the transition trends like a moderately attractive?
Let's say she's like 6.5 and she used to be a female and then she transitioned to male and now she's female again.
She's pretty attractive, but you know, she has this deep voice and maybe a little beard growing.
No, never.
That's a dude.
Oh, it's a woman that pretended to be a dude, then she's back to a woman?
Wait, what's the details here?
So it's sort of like that woman L we just saw?
Yeah.
But better looking than that.
So it's basically, it's sort of like an ex-drug addict because she polluted her body with hormones for all those years.
It was probably murder on her body.
And now she's changed her mind and she's back to female.
Yeah, I don't know.
That's fine.
It'd be like dating an ex-junkie or something.
What's with your accent?
Where are you from?
I almost have a boner while we were watching this Blair wiping for you.
I don't know why.
Where are you from?
I'm originally from Russia, but I live in Berkeley, California now.
And I actually have another question for you.
Wait, I have a question for you.
What is the tax there?
Oh, it's pretty high.
You know, I'm working for a tech company, and I'm making around like $200,000 a year.
No, no, no, no, no.
In Russia.
Oh, in Russia?
Yeah.
Oh, it's just basically 13% regardless of how much you make.
So way less tax than us.
Exactly.
And what would be an average salary there?
Well, the average salary is much lower than here, especially if you like work in class or like even a doctor, you know.
But on the other side, the cost of living is also pretty low, so it's kind of evens out.
Okay, so what would a doctor make?
I don't know.
It's hard to kind of translate into like dollars.
I would say maybe like $50,000 a year.
$50,000 with 13% tax?
I'm moving there.
Yeah, it's actually what I was thinking about.
I moved here and I really like thought that America is cool.
But now watching what's happening in 2020, I was like, fuck, I'm moving back to Mother Russia.
Wow.
We know we're fucking up when Russians want to move home.
Yeah.
All right.
Thanks for calling.
Bye.
Sean, lockdowns.
Hey, guys.
How you doing?
Good.
How are you?
Doing all right.
So everyone's been calling and making all these like light-hearted calls.
I have a bit of a downer, but I just want to get your take on this.
I had a thought today, just talking with a couple of my conservative buddies, and this election kind of seems like it's the left's push towards universal income in a way by like, because we know like Biden's going to want to lock down the country again.
And if this happens, it's going, all the small businesses that have been hanging on this entire year during the pandemic are just going to basically fall apart.
And then it's going to just, everything's going to, the independent income is going to disappear.
That's one of my thoughts.
I want to get your take on some of this.
Yeah, I think that's what I keep saying.
Like, right now, AOC and the Goon squad, they're fringe politicians.
No one over 25 takes them seriously.
They have no power.
They could never make policy of any kind of magnitude.
But if Biden gets in, they become mainstream.
They're now like the Newt Gingrich of politics, and it's totally conceivable that they'd be taken seriously in a lawmaking capacity.
That's the scary part, is that radical socialism becomes mainstream.
And as we've learned from Canada and Britain, radical socialism, you know, well, socialism in any form, destroys your country.
Like, Scotland is talking about having the police come to your house and arrest your granddad if he says something racist at dinner.
That's where we're headed.
Yeah, exactly.
I'll abandon that.
What?
What just happened there?
No, I was agreeing with you, yes.
Yeah, but I heard a chick's voice.
I'll abandon them.
I would abandon them.
Oh, yeah.
I'm here with my wife, and she's saying something under her breath.
What did she say?
Hello?
I would abandon them.
They lost her.
Yeah.
Like, you know, if you're the grandparent that got arrested for hate.
I drew a guy who has a really big head and a little small body.
That's awesome.
We used to do this in high school.
We'd try to crack each other up, so we'd draw something absurd, and then you'd show the guy when the teacher wasn't looking and see if you could make him laugh.
That's awesome.
Samuel.
Hello, Samuel.
Hi, Sammy.
Hey, what's up, guys?
What's popping, dog?
So I was watching the election last night.
Of course, I was completely fucking wasted by the time Trump was speaking.
But I was talking to this sexy black chick I was banging, and she brought up something about how Trump endorsed terrorism.
Now, I kind of went further into it.
And she was talking about the Proud Boys and talking about how, you know, the stand back and stand by.
And I was just sitting there thinking that it's kind of fucked up, but all the businesses in America are boarding up their windows because of the Proud Boys, or is it because of Antifa?
And I was just kind of, you were talking about the Proud Boys earlier, and I used to be a part of the Georgia chapter.
And I'm just sitting there thinking, like, these guys, it's a fraternity.
Like, yeah, we're patriotic, but all we do is drink and fight each other for shits and giggles.
Like, what are these people talking about?
Yeah, like, does she not have a TV?
Has she not seen the fucking mugshots of these rioters?
And have she not seen the people looting?
That's just what I don't get.
Like, there's so much attention.
Proud boys get stabbed last night.
The woman they're with is in intensive care, and the takeaway is, well, one of them made an okay gesture at a bar.
Oh, okay.
Well, let's get to stabbing.
It's fucking nice.
And the craziest part is, like, when was the last video you ever seen any Proud Boy lighting a fire in a business or anything?
I haven't seen any of that.
If anything, we're the ones getting attacked.
Of course, yeah.
So what did you say to her?
Oh, I basically told her she was full of shit.
And I went through the whole process of explaining to her what the Proud Boys were.
And of course, she said, you're just defending them because you knew these guys.
And I'm like, no, I'm defending them because they're right.
Like, they're the only people willing to stand up and go to prison just to protect their country and protect everything that they believe in.
And Antifa and Black Lives Matter, they're not fighting for anything.
They just want destruction.
Yeah, I know a guy who is part of his probation is anger management classes.
So he has to sit there.
It used to be a thing he'd have to take an Uber to.
It cost him like 80 bucks a session, and he got a year of them.
But thanks to COVID, he does them on Zoom and some phone calls and stuff.
But back pre-COVID, when it was a classroom, he was sitting there.
There's like two white guys, and the rest were all black and Hispanic out of like 50.
And this anger management guy would just talk about racism the whole time and how there's white privilege and systemic racism and blah, blah, blah.
And the black and Hispanic dudes were just like, this sounds like bullshit.
And what has this got to do with anger management?
And then the most recent class, he said the Proud Boys are a white supremacist terrorist organization.
And the buddy I know, he knows me, and he goes, that's not true.
And he goes, the FBI had them on a terror list.
And he goes, first of all, they didn't.
But do you like the Black Panthers?
And the black guy goes, yeah, yeah.
And he goes, they were on an FBI terror list, COINTELPR, in the late 60s.
Was that justified?
He goes, no, no, they framed the Black Panthers.
And he's like, so you don't like the FBI when it's the Black Panthers, but you like them when it's allegedly the Proud Boys?
And what the fuck has this got to do with anger management?
I mean, this bullshit, shitty, terrible narrative.
I'm not mad at the narrative.
I understand why it exists.
I'm just upset that it's so easy to propagate.
Exactly.
Exactly, man.
And see, my biggest problem with the whole thing is because she talks about the terrorism.
And I said, well, first off, Antifa is the only organization in this situation that's actually been labeled a terrorist group.
But even beside that, what is this obsession with the Proud Boys?
Like, first off, I don't, I think they're over, of course they're overblowing it.
But it's always Proud Boys.
Everybody brings up Proud Boys.
No one talks about Antifa.
No one talks about Black Lives Matter.
Look, I fuck primarily black girls.
That's the only people that I even talk to.
But somehow I'm a racist.
It doesn't make sense.
You said why is that?
Yeah.
I don't know, man.
They fuck good, I guess.
And I like darker skin tones.
But yeah, they're freaky.
But anyway, so that's basically all I have.
It sounds like you like having your ass eaten is what we're really getting down to here.
You said what?
It sounds like you like getting your ass eaten is what's really going on here.
You like ketchup on your fries, too?
There might be a little bit in there.
He laughed really hard on that one.
Yeah, it is strange, isn't it?
The terrorism thing?
I think what's really going on here is an embarrassing elephant in the room in America, which is black failure, white guilt.
Black failure has to be explained somehow.
And if it's my explanation for it is, and when I say black failure, I mean the brutal crime stats, lack of family, babies born out of wedlock, all that stuff.
My explanation for it is welfare.
I think you shattered the black family and you crippled an entire race.
Racists say, oh no, it's genetic.
They're just shitty at stuff.
That's why they're in prison.
But everyone's looking for an answer.
And the answer the left has chosen is they are oppressed.
They are tortured.
They are second-class citizens.
That's why they're in prison.
They can't be lawyers.
We won't let them be lawyers.
Well, it's crazy because you were actually, you said this.
I wasn't sure if it was yesterday or the day before, but you were talking about how if you go around thinking you're going to, you know, you see yourself as a victim all the time, you're going to think that people are victimizing you.
And that's absolutely true.
I mean, I talk to these people all day long, and it's just a constant flow of, they're out to get me.
They're out to get me.
No one's out to get you.
No one even gives a fuck about you, honestly.
Dude, guys who grew up in the North Bronx and Pelham, and it's an area called Country Club, which sounds nice, but it's a really shitty neighborhood.
It's mostly Italian.
It's just sort of the very top of the Bronx.
And those guys, you talk to them when they were kids in the 90s, and they got pulled over maybe once a day.
Now, they were smoking weed.
They were being bad kids.
But he goes, that's just the way it is in our neighborhood.
The cops are really strict.
And he goes, this one Italian at my gym, Tommy Bags, he's like, I've been pulled over and like thrown on the hood and screamed at by cops at least 12,000 times.
Or maybe it was 1,200 times, but it was hundreds and hundreds of times.
Now you can see how if you're black, you're in this mentality.
Like the cops are always fucking with me, dude.
No, you just live in an area where the cops fuck with people.
It's not you.
I mean, that's absolutely true.
I mean, because I came from the punk scene.
So obviously people look at us like we're fucking crazy as shit.
But I never saw it as, well, they're probably fucking with me because, you know, I look crazy as shit and I have all this chains and shit on.
But like, it's not like it's not a huge deal to me.
I'm just like, fuck it.
It is what it is.
So why do you have to be so dramatic and say that they're out hunting you and trying to take advantage of you, man?
That's just the pussification of this generation.
Everything's wrong.
Yeah.
And also, if I was black and everyone was always talking about how mean everyone is to me, I'd be kind of embarrassed.
It's kind of embarrassing to be constantly saying, everyone's so mean.
I'm so oppressed.
It's gay.
And that's weird because in the black community, they have such this pretending to be hard, but then that insecurity comes out.
Yeah.
Yeah, if you're so hard, why are you whining with the cops?
All right, thanks for calling.
Exactly.
That's funny in the album Straight of the Compton, too.
Just this constant, like, I'm a fucking badass motherfucker.
Yet I never should have been let out the penitentiary.
And then, motherfuckers got it bad because I'm brown.
Police are mean for no reason.
Yeah, this one artist, Lil Baby, makes a song about, you know, we're getting arrested and Whatever, police, they suck.
Black Lives Matter always.
And then he's like, you know, Black Lives Matter so much that his other song, he's like, yeah, I'm just rolling around the hood with a Glock.
I'm just looking for a nigga to kill.
Yeah.
Just killing him.
Same guy.
It might be the same album.
Might be the same song.
Remember when I said that to dude?
What was his name?
Not Michael Eric Dyson, but the other guy.
And I said what we just said now.
And because he was saying, motherfucker got it bad because I'm brown.
And then I brought up the other NWA song and he goes, yeah, but that's a different song.
Okay.
It's on the same album, dude.
Wasn't that Michael Eric Dyson?
Yeah, yeah.
Who was the other, the younger guy we had who has three names that was with Roger Stone?
Yeah.
Oh, Mark Lamont Hill.
Mark Lamont Hill, yeah.
And I was talking about Michael Erick Dyson.
Here's another quiz on that same show.
Who was the other guy?
The black guy.
On what show?
Free speech.
Michael Eric Dyson was with Michelle Malkin.
Yep.
Or not Cornell West.
Mark Lamont Hill was with Roger Stone.
Cornell West was with Candace Owens and Milo Yiannopoulos.
Yep.
We've had him twice.
What's your quiz?
Who's the other black guy?
The other black guy that we've had on Free Speech?
I forgot.
I just remembered this now.
They was like, oh, yeah, we did that at the time.
Michael Eric Dyson, Mark Lamont Hill, Cornell West.
He wore something weird.
Oh, we had that stupid African Dashiki.
Yeah.
Yeah, what the fuck is his name?
I know it.
I give up.
Roland Martin.
Roland Martin.
He was there with...
Was that Michael Shermer?
Yes.
No, Michael Shermer was Dinesh D'Souza.
Right.
I feel like I'm a doad.
Oh, Crazy Dinesh thinks he's a doad.
That's crazy Dinesh.
Flapping around like I tell.
I deeply regret making that, not spelling that shirt.
T-D-O-A-D.
Or maybe D-T.
Yeah.
D-T-O-A-D.
Doad.
Dode.
What happened to your car, Dinesh?
Isn't it so weird we showed him the shirt?
He's just like, yes, that reminds me of my argument where I say that I'm a toad.
And it kind of looks like me, too.
That's you.
So are you mad?
I understand that you are making a reference to an analogy I made in a previous condition.
You're reacting like a toad.
Maybe he does think he's a toad.
Michael.
Toad.
Michael, you're on the line.
Mike Toad.
Michael Dowd.
Remember him?
Gotta get some more paper, dude.
Yeah, Miguel?
Alright, you drop the ball, you fall down the hall.
You know what they say.
Phil, talking about Vietnam.
I've seen, if you're a Vietnam vet, then hello, sir.
I have seen tons of movies about Vietnam, so we are basically the same guy.
So I am also, you know, I saw Saving Private Ryan.
Did you see that?
I saw Generation Kill on HBO.
So we're both veterans of foreign war films.
What's that?
We're both veterans of foreign war films.
Are you sure this isn't stolen cinematic valor?
How did Saving Prevarion end?
Did they get the bad guy?
They killed 6 million Jews.
You know, when that one guy died, it really...
Yeah, that sounds about right.
Yeah, that sounds about right.
What can we do for you, sir?
So I noticed you've said some things about Vietnam, that it was a pointless war, and kind of a way it was, but we were also fighting communism.
So do you think that was totally in vain?
Yeah, but there must have been a way to do it without losing 60,000 of our guys.
I mean, I know that, like, the movies portray that every one that died, they died in vain and that they were just so fucked up after coming back from Vietnam.
But like, a lot of those guys were really good dudes.
You know, I have relatives that served in Vietnam, and they turned out to be really good dudes.
And they don't think they were just fighting a pointless war.
You know, I'm very torn on it.
Yeah, you know, this is how I came to that conclusion.
Every time I talk to someone who knows about war and is like a war nerd, I've never met one person who defends the war.
Now, I've met some Vietnam vets.
I don't think I've ever asked them, do you defend the war?
I'm so scared around them of offending them that I kind of tread lightly.
But I've just never met anyone who said, yep, we kicked ass and we took care of communism and it was a good idea.
I mean, of you?
There was a draft, too, so it wasn't much choice in the matter for a lot of people.
But also, nobody wants to be involved in something and sacrifice a lot of stuff and then be like, yeah, that was pointless.
That would be something that you could hold on to to be like, well, you know.
You can say the same thing about Iraq.
Like, a lot of these guys are just coming back and they're all fucked up.
And I don't think that's...
Like, I like to think the war wasn't completely pointless.
You know what I mean?
Like, it was about Saddam or something.
Who even knows?
Yeah, I feel the exact same way as you.
And don't say some of those guys are good guys.
Like, I don't think they're good guys.
I revere vets to the point of homosexuality.
Like, I'll blow them.
I don't know if they'd like that.
They never asked, but the offers on the table.
The offer's there.
But I know what you mean, though.
Like, on the one hand, I think, like, when I lived upstate, they banned fracking.
And I was like, way to go.
Now these people have no choice but to go to war to become Marines.
And then you think, wait a minute, am I shitting on Marines now and saying like that's a shitty thing to be stuck with?
So I don't know.
I go back and forth.
But yeah, I think.
Anyway, thanks for calling.
Yeah, I said we agree on everything.
He's the best.
He's fantastic.
I love him.
Let's try Miguel again.
Miguel?
Hey, how are you guys doing?
There's a boy.
We're good.
Just wanted to get your guys' quick opinions because I've been watching the show for a while and this is my first time calling in.
Won't be my last.
But I just ended my four-year relationship about a month ago.
Why?
And just, oh, you're not going to like this.
I already know what you're going to say, but we weren't getting along.
It wasn't really anything serious.
I know you think we should work it out, and relationships are meant to be that way.
But I just wasn't happy.
And I don't know.
Perhaps I'm immature.
It's not a joke.
How old are you?
I'm the one who ended it.
I'm 26.
And how old is she?
She's 28.
She took her best years, threw them down the toilet.
Yeah, I feel shitty for that, but among other things, there was just, you know, philosophical differences, political differences.
You know.
But anyway, so I've been on Tinder and just trying to meet women online and, you know, COVID, it's just hard to meet people.
I'm from Chicago, by the way.
But just wanted to know if you and Ryan had any tips.
I'm from Chicago, by the way.
Any tips on what?
Meeting girls?
Yeah, just I've been out of the market for like a while, you know, and you guys seem to be doing well for yourself.
I'm an oddity.
Like, I don't try.
I don't go out there.
I don't have any dating apps.
Do you have dating apps?
You should try that.
My man just fucks all my groupies.
So that's not really.
Girls know who I am.
They can't fuck me because I'm married.
So he just picks up the trash.
True.
And this whole idea of like, I don't know, man, I'm not on dating apps.
Yeah, you don't have to be because girls hear about you through me.
Yeah, no, before that, I was, I mean, I mean, how do you explain the rest of my life?
It's been pretty good.
It's just, I don't know.
I mean, you just be cool.
You're cool.
Just be cool.
No, that's terrible advice.
Dating apps.
I'll help you, sir.
It's called talking, laughing, fucking.
That's how you get laid.
TLF.
You have to get out there and, as Dante Nero says, lay bricks.
Yeah.
So you have to constantly be talking to girls, going out a lot.
And what incentivizes you to do that?
You don't watch porn.
Quit porn.
And don't beat off.
So the only way you can ejaculate is within one yard of a lady.
This is why we started the Proud Boys was for guys like you.
I'll eat you.
Fair enough.
Hey, do you have any trouble talking to girls, working up the old brave Aruski?
Okay, well, in person, I'm pretty confident.
I'd rather approach strangers, but online, I'm just so dry and boring.
Dude, say that.
Just lame, dude.
And I can't get by that cyber wall.
Self-deprecate a little bit.
Or if you have trouble talking to what you think is an attractive girl, talk to some fours.
That helps.
Right?
Yeah, get your grounds.
Get your grounds.
Get your bearings with some fives, some chubbies.
Talk to like old ladies.
Put some chubsters around.
Just see what it's like to just, you know, talk.
We're out of time, dude.
Thanks for calling.
Good luck.
Yeah, no problem.
Here's my last masterpiece.
Lasterpiece.
By the way, another thing to add to that previous call, I always found when I was single, it was good to not be like, hey, you want to go out?
Like, I want to fuck you, obviously.
I was more like...
Let's have fun.
Yeah, I'm doing this thing.
Hey, we're going to a monster truck rally on Thursday with these guys.
You should come.
It'll be fun.
You can bring your friend.
Like, I'm like this social coordinator.
Hey, this thing's going on.
Oh, we're all going to this movie.
You should come.
We're at this party.
Yeah, I'm fun.
If you're asking her, that means you like her already.
Like, that's built into the given.
Now, you got to watch it with the friend zone.
So what you do is when she comes to the monster truck rally, you go, holy shit.
I didn't know you're going to dress this hot.
Now I can't concentrate.
And then this was my classic.
I would always do.
I'd pretend I can't look at them because I lose my train of thought if I look at you because you're too pretty.
So I'm just going to go like this.
So anyway, we were over there on Thursday, and then they go, I'm so pretty, you can't look at me.
That helps.
So yeah, have shit going on.
Like we're going mountain climbing or something.
I always thought there's so many weird places you could go.
Like if I was single now, I'd be like, let's go to Disneyland.
Let's go to Cooperstown, the baseball hall of fame.
Like let's go camping.
There's so many weird sh things you can do.
Yeah, once you find something coming, be like, oh, that's cool.
Are you like that?
We should go do this.
Here's my final work of art for the day.
Ooh.
Indian?
It's up to you to interpret.
Wow.
That's deep.
Yeah.
Alrighty.
Do you want to get as many people on the line as possible so they could all say, get fire, get in trouble, be brave enough to start fighting together?
Sure.
Well, how many calls do we have?
17.
Let's do super speeds.
Okay?
Go.
Hello, are you there?
Hello.
Hello.
Hey, what's up?
Hey, Gavin.
Hey, man, quick.
Hey, I was wondering if you heard about this thing where people have been getting multiple mail-in ballots sent to them at their home.
I heard a caller on a show today say that he got sent two himself, and then his wife got sent multiple in her married name and her maiden name.
Yes, I have heard that.
Thank you for calling.
It's shocking the amount of fraud we've all heard about, and it's not just from one spot.
It's from all over the country.
When you talk to people, just go outside and talk to people, and they'll tell you about their cousin and their uncle and all these different people all over the country who got weird shit.
Next call.
Your Honor.
Hello.
Hello?
Hey.
Hey.
I wanted to share a theory I have about Tim Pool.
You think he might be bald?
No.
Well, yeah, obviously he's bald.
But my theory about why he's so weird about his hat is that he thinks he looks like Brian Stelter, and he's right about that.
And everyone's going to make fun of him for it.
Yes, that is correct.
Thank you for calling.
Next call.
All right, make it quick.
Gus, you're on.
Oh no, Mario, you're online.
Hey there.
I saw Kamala Harris was having an event Friday in Houston.
I tried going to it.
University of Houston said it was a private event.
That's why no one was there.
I was afraid that this is why they set up the election interference.
The media was behind it.
Kamala Harris, Biden was behind it.
This is why no one's ever at their event.
They make it private events.
They air it on local stations and on the internet.
They make it seem no one's going to go to Biden.
This is why they weren't worried when the election had that quote-unquote red mirage last night.
They were playing us for fools, and this is how they're going to steal the election.
They made it seem Joe was sleepy, but really they knew they were going to steal it, so they weren't even worried.
Anyways, like your new sunglasses.
Okay, thanks, man.
I'm not sure I totally get that, though.
Make it look like they're not going to...
I don't know.
Yeah, yeah.
Why would you do that?
Hold private events.
I don't know.
That doesn't seem...
Why would you want a shitty turnout on purpose?
Maybe to make it look like nobody's going to go out and vote for Joe, so that way more MAGA supporters are just like, ah, we got this in the bag.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Okay, next go.
Josh.
Hey, guys, love the show.
First debate, Joe Biden.
Do you really think a 78-year-old man who's out of touch, has dementia, spits out Proud Boys' first line when they ask him about a white supremacist group?
Doesn't make sense to me.
So what was it?
Thanks.
I think somebody in his earpiece.
Right, yeah.
All right, thanks.
That's probably why he fucked it up the second time because he'd never heard of them before.
What was it again?
The poor boys.
Stand around, poor boys.
Roach leg.
Mega Joke from Still Can Win.
What?
Bro, it's MAGA Jew.
Oh, MAGA Jew.
What's up, Mega Jew?
Hey, how's it going, guys?
Hello, Arbiter of the Fag Zone.
Yes.
Hello, guys.
So, basically, I think my theory is that Trump could still take this.
If this does end up going to SCOTUS, I think barring them buying out Thomas, the Trump picks, and the other guy, I think I've got this in the back.
I know what you guys think.
Thanks for calling.
He has won.
But I mean, in a way, I don't really care what the polls, what the readouts say.
We all know he won.
And I guess tomorrow we're going to find out what this map says.
They're saying he's only less than 8,000 votes behind currently, but 75%.
What's the 264 thing?
Yeah, still 264, 214?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, those numbers are the same.
Those are numbers are.
It's not true.
Again, 139,000 votes discovered magically while we were all sleeping, and they were all for Biden.
More calls are coming in.
I mean, if you read about that in Russia, you'd go, God, they're such amateurs over there.
So they're coming in just as quick as we're getting rid of them.
So, Josh, what's up, Josh?
Hey.
Hello.
Hello?
I listened to Roger Stone, and he said that it's Arizona that's in play.
He's 86% in right now.
Arizona's still in play?
Yeah, Nevada's not really in play.
It's really Arizona that's really that they're keying in on.
Oh, yeah, 86% of the vote in.
Oh, wow.
Oh, thanks for calling.
Let me see that.
Blow up the map.
Now, six-hour shows are just going to become our norm.
But it's already there, just totally blue.
It's down by 100,000 or so.
Right?
But move your thingamadoodle.
Arizona is blue as can be.
Oh, but that is pretty close, 50.7.
Yeah.
But I'm sorry, my stupid.
86% in, counted.
Oh, 86% in.
Yeah.
So that is still blue.
Why is it on?
That is a hard red caller.
That's very helpful.
So that shouldn't be a blue.
It should be a crisscross blue.
Yeah.
Okay, next call.
Mother Effer.
I didn't realize that.
Nobody can do that like me.
True.
Hey, this is Joe Biden.
Hello.
This is Joe Biden.
I just want to let you know, we're taking it from you.
Whether you like it by hook or by cloak, we're going to get it.
We're going to put your balls in the bag.
Oh, come on, man.
I can't do this after three hours, dude.
I cannot stay on hold for three hours and just freaking ass off.
But we've only been taking calls for an hour.
Did you call them?
Three hours of my fault.
Did you call an hour before that we started?
Yeah.
It's only 11 o'clock.
You must have called an hour before we started the show.
If we don't start making fun of fucking Biden, because you know that's just going to be gold, dude.
That's true.
Everything he says publicly is going to be fucking horrible and it's going to be amazing.
You just sound a little bit like Joe Biden.
Well, that's something I have to admit.
If Joe Biden is president for the next four years, we're doing pretty good over here at Censored.tv.
We got a lot of fucking content.
It's going to be a lot of content, dude.
It's a good two months of content before he drops dead.
I mean, I don't know.
Bad for America.
Good for us.
All right.
Thanks for calling.
Next caller.
Sorry that you're on hold for three hours.
You call it eight.
Talking about Michigan.
MIELCTIONS.US.
Go there.
MIELECTIONS.us.
Trump's been winning in Michigan since noon today.
And all the maps show him as dark blue.
Michigan is dark blue.
But Trump's been winning.
And what percentage of the votes are in?
Let's see here.
It doesn't say, it says counties counted 81 out of 83.
Okay, go back to that previous map, Ryan, and put your mouse over Michigan.
What's that?
Oh, the previous map?
Yeah.
Do you live in Michigan?
No, I saw this on Twitter.
Oh.
So 50% blue, 48% red.
But are they done?
what does that say at the bottom?
95%?
99.
99?
Holy shit.
That's crazy.
I can't find it, but yeah, this is the site.
And I saw, you know, hot.
Wait, what was that?
All right, so slash elections slash results, right?
Sorry, I think we're talking about Juver website.us.
I'm on it.
It'll have the number.
Let's see.
Okay, thanks for calling.
We're going to look that up.
Very helpful.
Appreciate it.
Appreciate you.
I like how they say that in the South.
Appreciate you.
Really?
Thanks.
Like, me?
Me?
Little old me?
Did I ever tell you one time I was talking to some old lady in the South and she goes, I gotta say, I really have so much respect for you that you're down here and you kept your wedding ring on.
Wow.
That's like a thing.
That's hilarious.
Sorry, ladies.
I know I'm on a business trip, but no they even when you take it off, it's just a symbol that you're down.
They still know you're married.
Well, when a married man takes his wedding ring off, there's this bright white handless line.
Oh, man.
Where the hell?
Okay, so anyway, Michigan is still...
All these things that are on the map as dark blue.
You look them up, and they're not done yet.
We might have to do a show tomorrow.
Oh, we are doing a show tomorrow.
Let me talk about it.
Oh, yeah.
Maybe we should do a live show tomorrow.
Elections.
Okay, get out of that mess.
We got to power through these.
Come on.
I did see that.
He was 51%, by the way.
On Michigan's official website.
Next Kizal.
Hello.
What's up, Gab and the man who enjoys taking shits?
I got a Would You Rather for you?
It's a weird one.
I just came up with it.
Would you rather eat a bowl of cockroaches with milk, like a cereal, once a week, or have to go on your, crawl around your hands and knees every day from 9 to 5?
I'm going to go with the cockroaches because I just feel like...
You might die.
I might die.
No, it's just protein.
I mean, it's cockroaches.
Yeah, no, they're fine.
They're fine.
Are they alive?
I love when people do this with the Would You Rather To?
They start tweaking it when you choose one.
They're like, yeah, but there's shit on it.
Well, no, I'm just...
No, I'm not saying you're going to die.
I'm just saying you're eating cockroaches.
Take that into account.
No, but the thing about crawling on my hands and knees is you took away my freedom.
And now I'm like a slave for 40 hours a week.
I'd rather die eating roaches than live free.
Yeah, I want to die with my boots on eating roaches.
I don't want to be a fucking slave.
Next question.
People from Connecticut don't talk with a transatlantic accent.
Just got to say.
Okay.
Bye.
That's true, kind of.
What did he say?
People from Connecticut don't always talk like they have the transatlantic accent.
They talk like Ann Coulter.
Yeah, this kind of, well, May West thing.
Would you rather something rotten, by the way?
Is that good?
Garbage?
Do I sound okay?
Sorry, I'm at work.
You sound great.
You sound fantastic.
Okay.
So would you rather have to find a small essential object in a backyard pool full of shit or eat three of Gary's Easter sausages?
Oh, shit.
What do I have to find in that pool full of shit?
An object.
Oh, just an object.
Could be anything, like a billiard ball.
Yeah, it doesn't matter what it is.
It's something that you would have to find.
How about a lawnmower?
Yeah, a lawnmower would even be hard.
Yeah, that's right.
A family of three would be hard.
I'm going to have to eat one of Gary's unbelievably disgusting fucking sausages, all three, which I couldn't even look at without dry heaving.
And I have no idea how old they are.
I think he gets them from the food bank or something, but then he puts them somewhere.
Oh, the sausages are made of Gary also.
You know, I walked by him the other day, and I had my mask on, like this, and I didn't have my glasses, and I walked right up to him.
I looked right into his eyes.
He looked at me, and I just walked right by.
Didn't say a word.
He didn't recognize me.
He needs the whole face.
He's so selfish and vain that he doesn't really look at people.
Unless you have money for him, like you could be like, Gary, and he's like, yeah, it's the money for cigarettes.
No, well, fuck off.
Yeah.
All right, next call.
Gary does not like his totally wasteful time wasted.
Yeah.
I waste my time here.
That's my not you.
Kurt.
Kurt, you're messing up, dude.
Kurt.
Hey, Gab, the Rice guy, what's up?
Hello.
What's up, dude?
So he said something the other day that kind of stuck with me.
Basically, he said, don't get rid of your liberal friends.
Don't treat them how they would treat us.
And I'm trying to do that, but my friend, he sent just really retarded stuff, basically.
I sent him a video of Biden doing one of his unintelligible things the other day.
Like he said some gibberish.
And my friend goes, well, actually, he has a history of stuttering.
And actually, Trump is clearly showing signs of having a stroke.
And I'm like, okay.
So basically, my question is, how do I stay friends with these people, even though they basically seem like they have special needs?
So stuttering is when you call your daughter, your dead son's name, Bo Biden.
Is that stuttering?
It's closer to correct.
That's what I said to him.
I'm like, I sent that exact example back to him.
No response.
Yeah.
I mean, these people, most of them are going to end up dumping you anyway.
So you won't have to figure out how to hold on to them.
But when that happens, that's just really your friend saying, I was never really your friend.
My son's on the cover of a magazine.
Like, my friends, I'm against murder.
But if a good friend of mine rolled up to Madison and goes, dude, some fucked up shit happened and there's a body in the trunk, I would just go, oh, Jesus Christ.
Okay, we're going to have to go to Jersey and bury it.
I need shovels, but we can't be seen on camera at Home Depot buying shovels.
So we'll have to have someone else buy us shovels.
And then we'll hear the story later.
But these people, they'll throw you out based on not what your beliefs are, but what someone else interprets your beliefs to be.
Like, people aren't Xing me because I'm racist, they're Xing me because there's a rumor that the Proud Boys might be racist, and that's enough to end the friendship.
Dude, I was ready to help you get rid of a body.
Yeah, now I'm getting rid of your body.
But it's more important, when I said that the other day, I was talking more about relatives.
It's important to retain, you know, Thanksgiving.
All right, thanks for calling.
We've got to power through these later.
Also, don't talk politics with them.
And just tell them to stop.
Trevor.
Oh, I'm clicking.
Trevor.
Yo, what up, dudes?
Yo, man.
What up, dudes?
I'm sad about your boy.
Don't be.
Which boy?
They're trying to steal it from us.
They won't.
They won't.
Don't worry.
Have faith.
I think we're so good if we get Arizona.
I mean, there's so many different ways to interpret the data, but I really believe it comes down to Nevada.
It's going to take like a week to deal it out.
I think, you know, in a boxing match, whenever it takes too long to get the decision, you know, somebody's screwing with the judgment.
Yeah.
So it's kind of like that, you know.
Yeah, good point.
It's taking too long to get a decision.
Something's fucked up.
I agree.
Thanks for calling, dude.
But we were expecting.
Boop.
Lise.
Hey, this is Lise or Louise?
What's up, guys?
Hey, dude.
Dude, I'm on the same note as the other guy who just called, man.
It's just like, I hope we win this shit.
This shit is very nerve-wracking.
And I don't think I've ever felt like this for something that's gone on my doorstep, you know?
Yeah.
Well, don't let it ruin your life.
I mean, it is a really important election, but, you know, it's not over till it's over.
My gay neighbor was crying about his dog running away, and I said, wait till he's definitely run away before you do your crying.
Like, we're not even done the election yet.
Yeah.
Let's save our mornings.
You know, it's not even so much that I'm crying.
It's like, in my own mind, you know, I typically go on like these creative things and so forth.
But I feel like with, you know, especially like I watch you guys and seeing how you guys get censored and everybody's getting censored, it seems almost impossible having to look at the future if Trump doesn't win and create anything of any merit or value or anything with any substance or anything interesting without it just being,
you know, if this fucking other guy wins, man, it's just going to suck for any sort of cultural thing.
It's going to be kind of, I don't know.
It's going to be really bad, but it's going to suck.
We fought the Indians for 400 years.
That means generation after generation went into the grave going, well, I guess we lost.
The Indians got this.
And eventually we won and were able to begin America.
So our forefathers have been through much worse than this.
We just got to fucking grit our teeth and get to work.
All right.
Listen to the last call.
Bye.
All right.
Last call.
Tom.
Yo, what's up?
Hey, man.
What's up?
So I bought a Trump hat last year for Halloween in limited edition.
It's bright orange and it has a jack-o-lantern face.
And it says, keep America Great on the back.
Should I sell this ridiculous hat for $150 on eBay or keep it?
Keep it and save it.
Sell it for fucking $500 10 years from now.
Yeah, it's part of history.
Do you think it's going to be worth that in 10 years?
Hold on to it.
I don't know.
It's not worth $150, dude.
I mean, you get it from the site, or like, I got all mine at Trump Tower.
And it's so much, you know, it's like a part of history.
It's a fucking technically campaign.
You know, when I was punk, all my junkie roommates would always sell shit, like their bike and stuff, for money.
And then they'd just be broke a week later, but with no bike.
Yeah.
I'm against selling things.
I don't know.
I have books that I bought when I was 18.
I'm 50.
And they only released that, that, that's a limited run.
It's a, you know, Halloween hat.
Hold on to it, dude.
Absolutely.
Give it to your grandchildren.
Oh, you know what?
Sell it to me for 50 bucks.
Okay, we got to go.
Thanks for calling.
Definitely don't sell that.
Come on now.
I guess it's sort of like the mailbag.
Like, we can never really get through all the calls or all the mail.
It's untappable.
Maybe a solution is next Wednesday, we just do calls.
Just a call show.
Just a call-in show.
That's fun.
New rule.
New rule.
Yeah, unless there's something we absolutely have to talk about, like the president was just assassinated.
From now on, Wednesdays are the call-in show because I feel bad not getting to these people.
True.
And idea.
We do a donation-based how urgent is your mailbag thing.
So there's a mailbag, like a premium mailbag, where if you donate, it goes to Zeno and the kids.
So people pay $10 a month to watch our show, and we ask them for donations.
Hey, it's better if $2 or something like that, it's better to not have any shot of getting your mail read at all.