Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #71 | HUNTING CHASON
Aired: 2020-11-05
Duration: 33:35


=== Spooky Birthday Party (03:06) ===

[00:00:33]  And it assumes the shape and the body of a little girl.
[00:00:43]  Here I recognize that girl.
[00:00:50]  He stumbled in some time.
[00:00:55]  Loneliness.
[00:01:02]  That's pretty heavy.
[00:01:04]  A dress floats down the well and assumes the shape and the body of a little girl.
[00:01:08]  I recognize that girl.
[00:01:09]  She stumbled in sometime last loneliness, says Nick Cave, when he was in the birthday party.
[00:01:14]  And we were carving pumpkins at the house tonight with the kids.
[00:01:18]  My wife was in a...
[00:01:22]  Oh, shit, we don't have a book of the day.
[00:01:24]  My wife was having some trouble with her creativity.
[00:01:26]  Her pumpkins sucked.
[00:01:28]  And she couldn't find any scary movies.
[00:01:32]  So she put on, she just put, I mean, scary music.
[00:01:36]  So she put on this will be fun.
[00:01:40]  Debunk this, Matt Palumbo.
[00:01:42]  Just chose it now.
[00:01:45]  She just looked up on Spotify Spooky and then was playing Spooky.
[00:01:49]  So it's like, and I go, what are you doing?
[00:01:54]  Like, we're spooky experts.
[00:01:56]  Don't play Walmart spooky shit.
[00:01:59]  And I showed her that song, which she's the Nick Cave fan.
[00:02:03]  Deep in the Woods, birthday party, scariest song ever made from the perspective of a serial killer.
[00:02:11]  And then we put that on.
[00:02:12]  So I just realized with all this election shit, we have one more episode before Christmas.
[00:02:16]  So tomorrow has to be our spooky spaghetti and spooky sauce show.
[00:02:21]  Nice.
[00:02:22]  We're going to get spooky tomorrow.
[00:02:23]  We have one more day to be spooky.
[00:02:26]  So we got a little spooky there.
[00:02:29]  But guys, I know the world, America is on the precipice.
[00:02:32]  It's on the cliff edge.
[00:02:34]  If Trump doesn't win, the country's over.
[00:02:37]  If he does, the country's permanently saved.
[00:02:39]  I think he can do permanent swamp drainage.
[00:02:43]  So we're fixed.
[00:02:43]  We won't have to worry about it for like another three presidents.
[00:02:47]  But in the midst of all that, it's important to remember that it's time to get spooky.
[00:02:56]  This Saturday's spooky night in a tradition called Sam Hain that predates Christianity.
[00:03:02]  That's a big deal.
[00:03:05]  It's a very white ceremony, and anyone who's not white using it is appropriating white culture.
[00:03:14]  Right?
[00:03:15]  I would say.
[00:03:16]  Like, what if a bunch of white people celebrated Kwanzaa?
[00:03:21]  Kwanzaa.
[00:03:22]  Anyway, debunk this, Matt Palombo, great researcher.

=== Joe and Jeff's Listener Mailbag (15:18) ===

[00:03:25]  He did Spygate with Dan Bongino, which was a huge hit.
[00:03:28]  And it just shattering liberal lies.
[00:03:32]  He just goes through all the basic tropes.
[00:03:35]  And he's a fan of the show.
[00:03:36]  We've had him on the show before.
[00:03:37]  I just chose this book a few seconds ago.
[00:03:39]  We're wearing shirts from our favorite lawn care company in Florida.
[00:03:44]  Oh, yes.
[00:03:44]  Tags are a little itchy, I find.
[00:03:47]  You can take the tags off, sure.
[00:03:48]  Let's take the tags off.
[00:03:50]  Gilden dry blend.
[00:03:51]  I love a Gilden shirt.
[00:03:53]  And we like to.
[00:03:54]  You like to LARP as a bunch of shit.
[00:03:56]  I like to LARP as a blue-collar guy, and fluorescent colors.
[00:04:00]  Fluorescent colors are very LARPy, although the watch kind of ruins it.
[00:04:04]  This Bobby from Bobby Bobby from the Brown Boys Hurricane Habo down in Florida.
[00:04:14]  He thought it was true.
[00:04:14]  You should be doxing him.
[00:04:15]  Did he?
[00:04:16]  No, he said he's a shot.
[00:04:17]  He said, promote me, man.
[00:04:18]  Come on.
[00:04:18]  Give me a shout.
[00:04:19]  He's like, I've been doxed left right up now.
[00:04:20]  He's so awesome.
[00:04:21]  Him and his family rule.
[00:04:23]  He was there at the flotilla.
[00:04:24]  So he's in the video.
[00:04:25]  You can catch him in the background there.
[00:04:27]  Great guy.
[00:04:28]  And then he also sent safety green.
[00:04:31]  There's bags under my eyes, dude.
[00:04:34]  Safety green.
[00:04:34]  Isn't this safety?
[00:04:37]  No.
[00:04:37]  Well, it is probably safety orange.
[00:04:42]  The glasses hide the bags.
[00:04:43]  I mean, you look good.
[00:04:44]  Thanks, man.
[00:04:45]  Thanks, dude.
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[00:05:34]  I called Garrett from Compound Media to come up here and fix this fucking terrible sound, because it's sound with you.
[00:05:42]  Do you have the gain on?
[00:05:43]  No the well gate, the gate is off.
[00:05:46]  The gate is off.
[00:05:47]  I don't like Gate.
[00:05:48]  When I watch Met's games they, when they talk, the crowd is silenced.
[00:05:53]  So you're, yeah, we're gonna be here and it's really irritating.
[00:05:57]  Right, just have the crowd in the background.
[00:06:00]  I hate Gate.
[00:06:01]  So I called him and i'm like, dude, can you come up here?
[00:06:03]  I'll pay if to fix it and he goes.
[00:06:06]  Uh, I just go to the hospital.
[00:06:09]  Why?
[00:06:09]  What happened?
[00:06:10]  I had amnesia for six hours, what?
[00:06:14]  And I go.
[00:06:14]  Did you know your name?
[00:06:15]  He goes.
[00:06:16]  I don't know.
[00:06:17]  Wow I, I go.
[00:06:18]  What else did you not know?
[00:06:19]  He go, he goes.
[00:06:20]  I didn't know who was running for president?
[00:06:22]  Wow, like no idea.
[00:06:24]  Who's Donald Trump.
[00:06:25]  What's a Joe Beden?
[00:06:26]  What the fudge?
[00:06:28]  Let's start calling him Joe Baden okay oh, I thought of a fucking, really irritating name recently.
[00:06:34]  Okay Chasin, that's terrible.
[00:06:37]  I said it to Johnny, my son, and he go, like this like, I think it's better than just Jussy Juicy Smollet.
[00:06:45]  Jussy Smollet that's a name already Chasin, is it.
[00:06:49]  Oh yeah, there's a guy named Chasin.
[00:06:51]  Chasin is a boy's name, meaning hunter.
[00:06:54]  That's dude.
[00:06:55]  That's a California name.
[00:06:56]  On the nose there Chasin, I knew a Hunter.
[00:07:00]  I knew a like a Jeff with one f, a Spencer, a Jeff with one f yeah yeah, guess what the other F is for.
[00:07:10]  Fuck off, Jeff.
[00:07:12]  A Jeff with one F?
[00:07:14]  I couldn't be friends with all of their names were so odd.
[00:07:17]  You know, like if I was drowning and a guy named Jeff with one F saved my life, I would jump back in.
[00:07:23]  I wouldn't want to be beholden to a Jeff.
[00:07:27]  Jeff.
[00:07:29]  Jeff.
[00:07:30]  That's terrible, isn't it?
[00:07:31]  That's the worst.
[00:07:32]  Jeff.
[00:07:34]  How do you say it?
[00:07:35]  Ew, dude, Garen.
[00:07:36]  Garen?
[00:07:37]  Oh my God.
[00:07:39]  Brody with two E's?
[00:07:40]  Brody with two E's?
[00:07:42]  Oh, there's your chasing.
[00:07:43]  Which one's worse?
[00:07:43]  What?
[00:07:44]  The E N or the?
[00:07:44]  I think Molin is worse.
[00:07:45]  That is worse.
[00:07:46]  Yeah.
[00:07:47]  When that whole shit happened with Juicy Small A, Dave Chappelle goes, at least we can stop pretending that Jussie is our name.
[00:07:55]  What did he say?
[00:07:56]  At least we can stop calling him Jussie.
[00:07:58]  Yeah.
[00:08:01]  So, as you know, this is the way the show works.
[00:08:03]  On Wednesdays, it's live as live can be.
[00:08:06]  Every show is live, but this is live live.
[00:08:09]  Jimmy Kimmel Live is recorded at 5.
[00:08:12]  This is as live as live can be.
[00:08:13]  If I get shot, the show stops.
[00:08:16]  Hint, hint.
[00:08:19]  And then so the first half hour is a free audio podcast.
[00:08:23]  You're still uploading those audio podcasts, right?
[00:08:25]  Oh, yeah.
[00:08:26]  And we have some sponsors.
[00:08:28]  We don't really get to a lot of news because there's not that much to squeeze into the first half hour.
[00:08:33]  And then we talk from 9 to 10.
[00:08:35]  And then at 10, we take your calls.
[00:08:37]  As we take your calls, I do some dudes.
[00:08:40]  I fuck guys up the butt.
[00:08:43]  Hate them.
[00:08:43]  Show that.
[00:08:44]  So, no, I do some doodles.
[00:08:46]  Sorry.
[00:08:47]  And the links for that are at censored.tv.
[00:08:49]  The doodles are for sale.
[00:08:50]  They're auctioned off.
[00:08:51]  I just did Sherrod Small's podcast, Race Wars.
[00:08:55]  And Sherrod, a guy I know very well, was asking me why Proud Boys are racist and why are they black Proud Boys.
[00:09:01]  And I mean, there's two camps, really.
[00:09:07]  There's the people who are rational and understand the truth.
[00:09:09]  And then there's these others that you go, well, like, what should I do?
[00:09:13]  Just tattoo I'm not racist on my forehead?
[00:09:17]  And then I got into it with Karen, of course.
[00:09:20]  She doesn't want a man.
[00:09:21]  Her ovaries are not drying up.
[00:09:23]  She's doing great.
[00:09:24]  Kurt Metzger did not waste the best years of her life by dating her for seven years in her 20s.
[00:09:30]  And she's a successful writer that you've never heard of.
[00:09:34]  Terrible.
[00:09:39]  Reminds me of that letter that guy sent where he goes, he goes, sorry, she goes.
[00:09:45]  She sent me some long writing to look at.
[00:09:48]  The grammar was a nightmare and it was way too long and it was a rambling mess.
[00:09:51]  And I said, just fucking become a waitress or a barmaid.
[00:09:56]  You meet a lot of guys that way.
[00:09:57]  And then you'll meet a guy who has a crush on you.
[00:10:00]  You'll get to know him because he's a regular.
[00:10:01]  He'll marry you and you'll be fine.
[00:10:03]  And she goes, thanks.
[00:10:04]  I did that.
[00:10:07]  I'm married now.
[00:10:08]  It worked.
[00:10:10]  I got a few cool letters like that.
[00:10:12]  Hey, why don't we jump ahead to the mail just for fun?
[00:10:15]  Alrighty.
[00:10:17]  Go with the graphic?
[00:10:18]  I got a letter from this guy named Joe who got me the Budweiser golf bag.
[00:10:22]  Wow.
[00:10:23]  No, no, don't go with the graphic.
[00:10:25]  Okay.
[00:10:25]  We're not doing the mailbag.
[00:10:28]  Yeah, we are.
[00:10:28]  Let's do the mailbag.
[00:10:29]  Oh, never been done.
[00:10:31]  No.
[00:10:31]  This is the thing about the working class.
[00:10:33]  That's cool.
[00:10:33]  Us working class guys, we take risks.
[00:10:37]  Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
[00:10:42]  Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
[00:10:48]  Let me touch it.
[00:10:49]  You know, it's possible that a lot of these people who only hear the audio podcast have never heard the mailbag before.
[00:10:54]  It's a good teaser to bring them in.
[00:10:57]  You know what?
[00:10:58]  If you've never heard the mailbag before, I think it's time you heard it.
[00:11:01]  Well, I have to edit this then.
[00:11:02]  Are you ready?
[00:11:03]  Who wants to hear the mailbag?
[00:11:05]  Are you doing good, Giuliani?
[00:11:08]  Are you fixing your mic?
[00:11:11]  Oh, grody.
[00:11:12]  You have your headphones on.
[00:11:13]  Is that making a sound?
[00:11:14]  Yeah, it is making a sound.
[00:11:15]  That's the mailbag.
[00:11:16]  It actually sounds like balls.
[00:11:17]  I don't know how to.
[00:11:20]  Dude, listen to your podcast.
[00:11:21]  It sounds like balls.
[00:11:22]  Oh, yeah, the audio's fucked up.
[00:11:24]  No, no, no, no.
[00:11:24]  It literally sounds like testicles are being hit on the mic.
[00:11:28]  They are.
[00:11:28]  We did that.
[00:11:29]  It's called the mailbag.
[00:11:31]  Oh, that's gay.
[00:11:32]  No, it's not.
[00:11:34]  I didn't like it.
[00:11:35]  Having balls isn't gay.
[00:11:37]  Holy shit.
[00:11:38]  What?
[00:11:39]  One of my pubes got caught in the mesh of the mic and it's hanging.
[00:11:46]  Oh, my God.
[00:11:47]  Just kidding.
[00:11:49]  I do see hair popping out of it.
[00:11:50]  You see those little like thin, silvery.
[00:11:55]  Maybe Gary.
[00:11:56]  Ryan is so dumb that you'll do a dumb prank like that and he'll go.
[00:12:00]  No, no, I see it.
[00:12:00]  He'll go, yeah, I see the pubes.
[00:12:02]  I do see a white hair.
[00:12:03]  You invented them.
[00:12:04]  You can't have seen them.
[00:12:05]  So do you have this letter from Joe?
[00:12:08]  Let's see here.
[00:12:10]  Did I send it to you?
[00:12:12]  I think you did.
[00:12:13]  Yeah, I think he CC'd you.
[00:12:16]  Yeah.
[00:12:17]  So like right out of a dream.
[00:12:20]  No, it was sent to the mailbag.
[00:12:22]  Okay.
[00:12:22]  But I forwarded it to you at 4.29 p.m.
[00:12:25]  Oh, wow, that's glorious.
[00:12:26]  Like a dream.
[00:12:28]  Like, this is better than being a billionaire.
[00:12:30]  Someone heard my sob story about the fucking golf bag.
[00:12:34]  By the way, I spent an hour and 20 minutes on eBay today trying to complain about this guy who refuses to give me my money back.
[00:12:42]  There's no customer service.
[00:12:43]  There's no email.
[00:12:44]  Every time you go into help, it routes you back to the website, which will not help you.
[00:12:50]  And it just gives you these essays on how to deal with the seller.
[00:12:53]  The seller says, hey, Mr. McInnis, you sent me back a coffee grinder, a wheelbarrow wheel, and the lid of a bleach wipes thing in a box that's too small for a golf bag.
[00:13:03]  And I go, yeah, that's what you sent me.
[00:13:07]  So the only way he could not be lying is someone at UPS takes his label off, steals the golf bag, puts it on a new smaller box with some crap in it, which I guess is possible, but can't we track that in UPS?
[00:13:24]  Because I have a video on one of my home cameras at my house of the UPS guy getting out of the truck and walking to my door with this shitty box.
[00:13:33]  No, he's sus.
[00:13:34]  Anyway.
[00:13:35]  He's ejected.
[00:13:36]  I'll keep trying because technically he has till tonight at midnight to pay me back.
[00:13:40]  But anyway, someone wrote in, Dear Gavin, and they call you Faggot.
[00:13:43]  That's just hard.
[00:13:45]  I was touched by your failed attempt of acquiring the highly sought-after vintage red leather Budweiser bag after a long Adderall-fueled night of combing the web.
[00:13:52]  I found not one, but a few for sale throughout the country via FB Marketplace.
[00:13:56]  I'm banned from Facebook, so I don't know what that is.
[00:14:00]  Naturally, I pursued the best available, mint condition, used only a few times.
[00:14:03]  Anyways, it's yours.
[00:14:05]  Wow.
[00:14:06]  Again, I just ejaculated, so we just had gay sex.
[00:14:09]  Look at how mint conditioned that is.
[00:14:12]  I think it has an original tag on there.
[00:14:14]  Look at that.
[00:14:16]  No, I can't be original.
[00:14:17]  Look at that.
[00:14:17]  I don't know.
[00:14:18]  It's the guy.
[00:14:20]  It's the guy's whatever.
[00:14:23]  Golf club.
[00:14:24]  It's pretty legit.
[00:14:26]  And the cover, most people don't retain the cover.
[00:14:29]  You never use the cover.
[00:14:30]  But he's got it.
[00:14:32]  Sir, this is gay.
[00:14:33]  You just made me ejaculate.
[00:14:37]  I would consider it an honor to help restore your gleeful fantasies of gloating at the range.
[00:14:41]  All joking aside, you've been very influential.
[00:14:43]  Not only did you red pill me, you helped turn my once working baby mama into my wife and a stay-at-home mom to our three children.
[00:14:50]  This is the very least I can do.
[00:14:52]  Please keep up the fight.
[00:14:53]  I like you more than a friend, Joe.
[00:14:57]  And then he says, have Ryan contact me at Arise on November 2nd.
[00:15:00]  I'll ship it out that day.
[00:15:02]  Yeah, he messaged me through Twitter.
[00:15:04]  Isn't that fucking awesome?
[00:15:05]  Yeah, that's the best.
[00:15:07]  Wow.
[00:15:08]  Great guy.
[00:15:09]  Great guy.
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[00:16:04]  And the whole family had Bubba and Hanks burgers tonight.
[00:16:07]  Cool.
[00:16:08]  They were all inhaled.
[00:16:11]  And we had six in a pack.
[00:16:12]  There's only five of us.
[00:16:14]  So I gave one to the dog.
[00:16:15]  And I'm not nice to that dog.
[00:16:17]  I don't hurt him, but I don't give him fucking fancy meats.
[00:16:20]  And so I put it in his bowl and he's looking at me and he looked up at me like, are you fucking serious?
[00:16:25]  Just poison?
[00:16:26]  You're giving me a complete hamburger?
[00:16:28]  I get those on my birthday, but on a random day?
[00:16:32]  And I go, just fucking eat it before I change my mind, bitch.
[00:16:35]  Literal bitch.
[00:16:36]  No, actually, it's a dude.
[00:16:39]  And he took it and he ran away to the back door.
[00:16:43]  Just eat it there privately, just in case I changed my mind.
[00:16:45]  Yeah.
[00:16:49]  But yeah, it was delicious.
[00:16:51]  Now we got another letter that I was fascinated by.
[00:16:55]  I think I just sent it to you.
[00:16:58]  Who was that from again?
[00:16:59]  It was by Ron.
[00:17:00]  It was from a guy named Ryan.
[00:17:02]  It might have been the dude playing the drums.
[00:17:06]  Dude playing the drums.
[00:17:08]  Oh, I just sent it to you recently, shit dick.
[00:17:15]  Yeah, I'm looking for it.
[00:17:17]  Well, when I say recently, I mean like within the past hour.
[00:17:22]  Did it not arrive?
[00:17:24]  I got, no, I got one from Curtis that you forwarded me.
[00:17:28]  That's it.
[00:17:30]  But I was sure I sent it.
[00:17:33]  I'm never wrong.
[00:17:37]  It was from a guy named Ryan.
[00:17:40]  No, you were, sorry, he sent it to you.
[00:17:42]  That's it.
[00:17:44]  At 10:49 a.m. today.
[00:17:46]  And it's called Gavin Censored in Church.
[00:17:49]  Ryan Rivera.
[00:17:50]  Oh, that was from yesterday.
[00:17:51]  Yeah, yeah, yeah.
[00:17:52]  Well, it says 10.49 a.m.
[00:17:54]  Gotcha.
[00:17:54]  Hold on, let me get that.
[00:17:55]  So that's today.
[00:17:56]  Do you not check your email?
[00:17:58]  I actually saw that one yesterday.
[00:17:59]  I saw your reply to it.
[00:18:01]  Yeah, here we go.
[00:18:03]  Yeah.
[00:18:03]  No, you didn't see it yesterday.
[00:18:05]  It arrived at 10.49 a.m. today.
[00:18:08]  So why are you saying it's yesterday?
[00:18:11]  He might have sent this already.
[00:18:12]  I remember seeing this.
[00:18:14]  Today.
[00:18:15]  Unless he re-ented it.
[00:18:17]  Resent it?
[00:18:19]  Yeah.
[00:18:20]  The other one didn't have the attachment, and this one had a link.
[00:18:23]  Here's the full video.
[00:18:24]  Okay, here.
[00:18:26]  No, Ryan, you're wrong.

=== Sociology Of Gender (04:33) ===

[00:18:27]  This was sent today.
[00:18:29]  Stop saying it was sent yesterday.
[00:18:32]  You're always wrong.
[00:18:33]  So anytime you have a hunch, just pick the opposite and it'll be true.
[00:18:40]  And the opposite of yesterday is today at 10.49 a.m.
[00:18:42]  Anyway, Gavin and Ryan, nice Christian man, doesn't call anyone a faggot.
[00:18:47]  My wife is in the middle of a course on biblical womanhood at church.
[00:18:51]  During Thursday's lecture, they quoted Gavin directly on the nobility of women choosing to be housewives.
[00:18:58]  She was so excited that she recorded this segment on her phone and sent me the clip.
[00:19:03]  See Attached movie.
[00:19:05]  And then he says two things.
[00:19:06]  One, 54 seconds in, you can literally see her soul leave her body after admitting she's not married, has no children, and works literally all the time.
[00:19:16]  Not unlike the race horse chick we were just talking about.
[00:19:20]  Two, the church has now censored the clip from their website.
[00:19:24]  Here is the full video.
[00:19:26]  The quote should have been at 3738 of the lecture, but it's been cut entirely out.
[00:19:33]  Okay, so let's watch this offensive thing that has been edited out of a church seminar.
[00:19:37]  I'm probably talk about fucking kids and Satan and how the church is evil.
[00:19:44]  Who is a co-founder of Vice Media?
[00:19:47]  Said this quote I want to read to you guys.
[00:19:49]  I think it's really profound.
[00:19:50]  He said, I see the housewife as a far superior vocation to mine and to most.
[00:19:56]  I mean, I make commercials and funny videos and TV shows or whatever, film projects that people will watch for 10 minutes and go, eh, and move on with their day.
[00:20:06]  My wife creates life from her vagina.
[00:20:09]  Maybe it was the word vagina.
[00:20:11]  Maybe.
[00:20:11]  Then she shapes this human life.
[00:20:14]  I'm not saying that you have to have babies and you have to stay in the kitchen and you can't have a life.
[00:20:19]  Nobody is saying that.
[00:20:20]  That is a totally unreasonable thing to say.
[00:20:23]  All I am saying is, why are you trivializing such a miracle?
[00:20:29]  Watch your face.
[00:20:29]  I'm really like that.
[00:20:30]  And for me personally, I'm not married.
[00:20:33]  I don't have children.
[00:20:35]  And I work literally all the time.
[00:20:39]  My point is not that that's a bad thing.
[00:20:41]  My point is that having equal equality with men doesn't mean that we have to live our lives a certain way.
[00:20:54]  We have the freedom to choice to choose, and that's what it should all be about.
[00:20:58]  And her dialogue got worse after she said, I don't have kids and I work literally all the time.
[00:21:05]  Because she's thinking, she's thinking about something else entirely.
[00:21:08]  Again, if you're an oncologist, you're curing cancer.
[00:21:11]  If you're Kennedy on Fox Business News, if you're Barbara Corcoran, if you're Margaret Thatcher, if you're Ann Coulter, you were meant to work.
[00:21:19]  That's 5%, maybe 95% of women are better at home.
[00:21:26]  It's just natural.
[00:21:27]  Today on the podcast, they both started screaming and laughing at me because I said women are better at caring and nurturing children than men.
[00:21:35]  I'm like, I think that's true of every animal besides humans.
[00:21:39]  Like, are male horses better that raising their what do you call them?
[00:21:45]  Calves?
[00:21:45]  Seahorses give birth, male seahorses, but there we go.
[00:21:48]  Male seahorses.
[00:21:49]  So, anyway, just briefly, let's go to 3738 and see where they cut it out.
[00:21:53]  Not that that'll be very elucidating.
[00:21:55]  Hi, I'm Kate.
[00:21:56]  Hi.
[00:21:57]  37.
[00:22:00]  I'm doing my PhD in sociology, but because of the coronavirus, I'm here to do having equal rights and having equality with men.
[00:22:12]  So go before that.
[00:22:13]  Yeah, they patched it.
[00:22:14]  They must be a jump cut.
[00:22:17]  Oh, I see.
[00:22:18]  They have commercials and shit they cut back and forth to one of her students.
[00:22:21]  Looks like kind of a fun thing.
[00:22:23]  Little shower?
[00:22:24]  Yeah.
[00:22:25]  He would have supported it.
[00:22:27]  But you don't have to choose.
[00:22:30]  No, I have to.
[00:22:31]  I want a home.
[00:22:32]  I want a family.
[00:22:33]  That's not something I'll sacrifice.
[00:22:35]  No one's asking you to sacrifice that, Joan.
[00:22:37]  I just want you to understand that you can do both.
[00:22:41]  Do you think I'll wake up one morning and regret not being a lawyer?
[00:22:44]  Yes, I'm afraid that you will.

=== Something Freaky Happened (10:33) ===

[00:22:45]  Not as much as I regret not having a family, not being there to raise them.
[00:22:50]  I know exactly what you're doing.
[00:22:51]  Was she portrayed as stupid in that movie?
[00:22:59]  Sure you did.
[00:23:02]  You stand in class and tell us to look beyond the image, but you don't.
[00:23:06]  To you, a house.
[00:23:07]  That's enough.
[00:23:07]  That's enough.
[00:23:10]  Okay, this is where the show gets fucking crazy, speaking of God.
[00:23:14]  Because something freaky happened in Philadelphia that's got me freaking oot, like a freaked oot Scotsman.
[00:23:26]  And I'm glad we're squeezing it into the podcast.
[00:23:29]  All right, so riots in Philadelphia.
[00:23:31]  By the way, Sherrod goes, Yeah, they shot a guy who was suffering from mental illness.
[00:23:38]  Okay?
[00:23:40]  He was running at cops with a knife in his hand.
[00:23:43]  He goes, They shot him 10 times?
[00:23:45]  How many times have we seen people get shot and get up and beat the shit out of cops?
[00:23:50]  This whole Jesse James thing, where you're supposed to like blow out their kneecaps or shoot the gun out of their hand, it's not blazing saddles.
[00:23:57]  Someone's coming at you with a knife.
[00:23:59]  If you come at cops with a knife, all bets are off.
[00:24:02]  Sorry.
[00:24:04]  So, anyway, idiotic riots.
[00:24:06]  We could go through them for hours.
[00:24:08]  I've seen like nine hours of fucking footage of places burning, mostly black-owned businesses, it seems, getting shut down.
[00:24:17]  But this particular video freaked the shit out of me.
[00:24:21]  And you're about to see why.
[00:24:23]  I'm going to sound like a lunatic right now.
[00:24:26]  I watched this and considered the possibility that God is talking to me and that God wants Trump to win.
[00:24:36]  He's been anointed by the Lord, the creator of our universe.
[00:24:41]  I know.
[00:24:42]  I'm watching this from your perspective and going, this dude's fucking lost it.
[00:24:48]  Okay, so go to 2-3.
[00:24:54]  It's some Jews who were at a BLM rally in Philadelphia supporting the protests.
[00:25:00]  I assume by proxy, kind of supporting the riots.
[00:25:03]  And guys, like these Jews who think that they're part of the black revolution, they don't want you.
[00:25:11]  They don't like you.
[00:25:12]  They're anti-Semitic, radical leftist blacks, Marxist blacks.
[00:25:17]  Marxists are anti-Semitic.
[00:25:19]  Soros is anti-Semitic.
[00:25:21]  He's not a Jew.
[00:25:22]  He doesn't believe in God.
[00:25:24]  And I've always said, like, all these anti-Semites who say, you know, Jews are wearing the media and Jews, this, Jews, that, they're not really talking about Orthodox Jews like Ron Coleman.
[00:25:34]  They're talking about the guys who put the brackets on their name.
[00:25:37]  And those guys love to pretend they're Jews, but they're Jews in name only.
[00:25:40]  And how many times have I called them ginos?
[00:25:42]  Like they'll go to synagogue once in a while, but they don't really care.
[00:25:46]  They could give a less of a fuck about Israel.
[00:25:48]  They'd love it to just blow up.
[00:25:50]  Now, usually the Jews who have Yamakas on and the belt with the tassels, you know, they're on our side.
[00:25:59]  You know, they're, you know, they're conservatives who love Trump.
[00:26:04]  But occasionally, especially with the younger millennials, they'll get lost and they'll start trying to appease BLM.
[00:26:09]  Sometimes it's out of fear where they want to cover their ass and say, kill me last.
[00:26:13]  But sometimes it's they're betraying their own fucking religion by supporting a Marxist group that wants them destroyed.
[00:26:21]  Anyway, these poor bastards showed up at the rioting saying, me too.
[00:26:27]  And look how well it went for them.
[00:26:36]  Amalek.
[00:26:39]  Amalek!
[00:26:40]  What y'all doing down here?
[00:26:46]  Y'all know we the real Jews, right?
[00:26:55]  So that radical notion that the black Hebrew Israelites purport, which is God, when he said the chosen ones, he meant, I think it's like Ethiopia or something.
[00:27:05]  And he didn't mean the people in Israel who think they're Jews.
[00:27:08]  So they literally laugh at the Holocaust.
[00:27:11]  And they say, you killed a bunch of stupid white people who think they're Jews.
[00:27:15]  We're the Jews.
[00:27:16]  So that's a radical belief that is apparently relatively mainstream in urban culture in America.
[00:27:26]  We don't need no solidarity.
[00:27:33]  Get the fuck out!
[00:27:35]  We don't need no solidarity.
[00:27:37]  Get the fuck out of here!
[00:27:38]  We're about to get trash, come on.
[00:27:40]  Go! Go! Go!
[00:27:46]  Tricky situation, too.
[00:27:47]  It's like dealing with bears.
[00:27:49]  Like, you don't want to run, you're going to jump, but you just got to kind of show strength, show testosterone, and then get out of there.
[00:27:56]  Revelation, so a nine, a synagogue of Satan.
[00:28:00]  Okay, go back.
[00:28:01]  What was that last quote?
[00:28:03]  So a nine, a synagogue.
[00:28:05]  Revelation, so a nine, a synagogue of Satan.
[00:28:08]  Revelations 2 and 9, synagogue of Satan.
[00:28:12]  So he's saying Revelations 3:9, I believe.
[00:28:14]  So a nine, a synagogue of Satan.
[00:28:17]  Or maybe he's getting it wrong.
[00:28:19]  So the synagogue of Satan.
[00:28:22]  Let's go to 2.5.
[00:28:25]  I'd never heard of that before.
[00:28:27]  Me neither.
[00:28:29]  The Bible hates Jews.
[00:28:31]  I will make those who are of the synagogue of Satan, who claim to be Jews, though they are not, but are liars, I will make them come and fall down at your feet and acknowledge that I have loved you.
[00:28:43]  So it's the same thing a bunch of times in different words, right?
[00:28:46]  So keep going down.
[00:28:49]  And it says, this is the second time in the letters to the seven churches that the synagogue of Satan is mentioned, and the fourth time Satan is referenced.
[00:28:57]  Apparently, oh, 2-9-2-1-3.
[00:28:59]  So I guess he was saying 2-9.
[00:29:01]  Apparently, the Jews of.
[00:29:02]  So he got the wrong citing.
[00:29:03]  He said 2-9, but it was 3-9.
[00:29:05]  2-9 was a different Jew thing.
[00:29:07]  Apparently, the Jews of Philadelphia, like those of Smyrna, made life hard for the believers in Philadelphia.
[00:29:12]  This is not a blanket reference to all of Judaism, nor all Jewish people.
[00:29:16]  Rather, Jesus is indicting a specific group in a specific area.
[00:29:20]  In fact, Jesus said these offenders were Jews in name only.
[00:29:24]  What?
[00:29:25]  How many times have I said gino on this show?
[00:29:27]  That's crazy.
[00:29:28]  He called them liars.
[00:29:29]  They actually belonged to Satan and served him.
[00:29:31]  I'm not saying, by the way, that Jews belong to Satan.
[00:29:35]  But isn't it fucking mental that this chapter, this portion of the Bible, what's it called when you have a thing?
[00:29:44]  This psalm?
[00:29:45]  This passage?
[00:29:47]  Is about Philadelphia.
[00:29:50]  They were in Philadelphia.
[00:29:52]  He's talking about ancient Philadelphia, which was in, I think it's what is modern-day Turkey, right?
[00:29:57]  It was Greece back then or something.
[00:30:00]  But this passage is about Philadelphia.
[00:30:04]  Am I going crazy?
[00:30:06]  What?
[00:30:07]  Go to 2-4.
[00:30:09]  I didn't even know this.
[00:30:10]  When I read it, I didn't know there was an ancient Philadelphia.
[00:30:14]  But that's what Philadelphia is named after.
[00:30:16]  Wow.
[00:30:18]  The town of ancient Cilicia and later, whatever.
[00:30:24]  And it was a, it remains under Philadelphia Minor.
[00:30:29]  What does that say?
[00:30:29]  A Titler?
[00:30:30]  I can't see.
[00:30:31]  See of the Roman Catholic Church.
[00:30:35]  It's tentatively located near Ismi Orson in Asiatic Turkey.
[00:30:40]  Wow.
[00:30:40]  How fucking crazy is that?
[00:30:43]  Am I nuts for thinking that's really, really, really, really weird?
[00:30:47]  That they're in Philadelphia.
[00:30:48]  They're acting like ginos.
[00:30:51]  And the Bible mentioned that, and it was talking about Philadelphia?
[00:30:55]  Who claimed?
[00:30:56]  Just a coincidence?
[00:30:57]  I want to make them come and fall down at your feet.
[00:31:00]  Yikes.
[00:31:03]  I sent it to Ron Coleman going, am I losing my mind or is this some sort of message from God?
[00:31:10]  And he just sent back the emoji.
[00:31:14]  The shrug.
[00:31:15]  Yeah.
[00:31:16]  All right, that's enough for the free show.
[00:31:19]  Could have been a message from God.
[00:31:20]  Could it just be a crazy coincidence?
[00:31:25]  But I'm fascinated by it.
[00:31:29]  And that's enough for the mailbag and a biblical story half hour here at Get Off My Lawn.
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[00:32:17]  Jacob Wall, you couldn't possibly watch it all.
[00:32:20]  So you should only watch TV, I say like two hours a day.
[00:32:25]  And we definitely got your two hours a day covered.
[00:32:29]  And the message of the network is simple.
[00:32:31]  Be brave.
[00:32:33]  You know, Sherrod Small was saying to me on the Race Wars podcast today, which I think comes out tomorrow.
[00:32:38]  He was like, why did this, if you're not racist, why does this keep coming up?
[00:32:43]  And I said, because I'm one of the few Americans to, when I hear anything that's racial, I just go, nah, that's bullshit.
[00:32:50]  That didn't happen like that.
[00:32:51]  And that wasn't white people's fault.
[00:32:53]  I'm one of the few white people who just goes, yeah, no, I'm not apologizing.
[00:32:57]  And that wasn't a thing.
[00:32:59]  And, you know, everyone was fucking slaves, dude.
[00:33:02]  Get over it.
[00:33:03]  Whereas most Americans just immediately capitulate and go, I know, I'm so sorry.

=== Fighting One Deep (00:30) ===

[00:33:07]  What can I do?
[00:33:09]  How much ass can I kiss?
[00:33:11]  Because they don't want to get in trouble.
[00:33:12]  They don't want to get fired.
[00:33:13]  And to them, I say, get fired.
[00:33:15]  Get in trouble.
[00:33:16]  Be brave.
[00:33:17]  And never stop fighting.
[00:33:23]  My one and only, deep in the woods,