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Nov. 4, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E33 - ELECTION NIGHT! [2020-11-04 - S03E33 - ELECTION NIGHT!]

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	From New York, it's Get On My Lawn with Devin McGinnis.
	First beer of the day.
	Can't hear you.
	That was Andrew WK.
	He shall be our soundtrack of the night.
	Fun night when Trump wins.
	Nobody can do that like me.
	And that was, what song was that?
	Oh, you better get ready to die.
	I haven't done any shots or Coke and will not be doing, because we could be here for eight hours.
	We're here with Milo Yiannopoulos.
	You can figure out how to fix the microphone.
	I don't know what to do with it.
	You see the pin there?
	You see the pin there?
	No, I don't.
	I haven't seen it anymore.
	Right there.
	Right there.
	It's basic physics.
	Well, if it's so funny, just do it for me.
	I know you're doing an imitation of an annoying woman, but no women are like that.
	Not doing an imitation of anything.
	I'm just very surprised at the pain.
	So we'll be following the results all night.
	Good evening, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to this live stream from Center.tv.
	I'll be here giving you a live update of the results this evening, supporting our host, Gavin McGinnis.
	You can think of me as Kelly Brooke or Kelly Bundy, but without the bad attitude.
	I'm done.
	Okay.
	Got it, everyone.
	So we may be here all night.
	Well, we won't, because I've got things to do.
	Well, I'll be here all night.
	When are you going to pack it in?
	Well, when I get bored of you.
	I say in earnest.
	It's sort of like when someone's visiting, and after about 10 minutes, you go, so how long are you here for?
	Yeah, well, I'm getting there already.
	When's your flight?
	I'd step it up if I were you.
	And I was reading up on, like last year, I think we knew at what, 2 o'clock?
	The bar was still open, if I recall.
	Do you have that footage?
	That was great.
	I think I do.
	But this year they're saying, because of the mail-ins, we probably won't even know.
	I don't think that's true.
	Alex Jones is talking about 79 days of hell.
	I don't think that's true.
	I think that he's going to win by sufficient margin this evening that we'll basically know.
	I think they're going to pull out all the stops.
	I think they're going to do everything possible to pretend that he hasn't won and to attempt to sabotage and steal the win after today.
	But I think it's going to be quite clear by midnight.
	Okay, so when quite clear, let's define quite clear.
	I think Pennsylvania and Florida.
	The new president of the United States is Donald J. Trump.
	You think it'll say that at noon?
	I think that he will have won Florida.
	What is win?
	Like it's announced by all the networks?
	I think he'll have won, he will have decisively won Florida and Pennsylvania by midnight.
	Which is good enough for me.
	Okay, so not Milo's definition of win, but not me.
	As the show's resident Sithologist, I'd just like to say that obviously my calling it is us calling it, because that's my job, because I'm in charge.
	Yeah, no.
	That's 2016.
	They're quite ravy, they're quite illegal.
	So I think this is going to characterise you as a hateful person.
	As Alan.
	Where were you?
	Where was that?
	That was a bar that's since been cancelled.
	I think it was called the Gaslight.
	So you weren't invited to the party?
	What?
	Oh, like a formal Trump thing?
	That's a shame.
	No, I'm not invited to anything.
	That's a shame.
	I'm toxic.
	I was at the...
	Well, I mean, I'm toxic too, but I was at least invited to the victory party.
	Were you invited to that banned from the internet conference in DC?
	CancelCon?
	Was I invited to CancelCon?
	No, I wasn't, nor was anyone who has been cancelled.
	I love this part where they show the win.
	This will be tonight, folks.
	According to Myla.
	I know Trump's going to win.
	My only question is, when will it be formally announced?
	I think it's going to be obvious much sooner than anybody imagines.
	I think it's going to become quite screamingly obvious.
	Well, if it's midnight, I'm going to be...
	There we go.
	Donald Trump elected president.
	Go back, go back.
	See that?
	So that's when I accept it, when it's announced on the networks.
	So you trust the media more than me?
	Yeah, sort of.
	Okay.
	Good to know.
	After all we've been doing.
	It's good to know.
	What did Goad say?
	I don't know.
	The audio's pretty bad.
	Yeah.
	Who is that?
	Who is that?
	The greatest writer of our generation.
	He's on the network with us.
	He has a show on the network that you're also on.
	He's the greatest writer of our generation.
	On our network?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Beef Squad.
	Oh, I saw that and it sounded gross, so I didn't click it.
	It sounded pornographic, so I avoided it.
	Here we go.
	Donald Trump is the next president of the United States, and I just tweeted that the American media was eaten by a monster that its dishonesty created.
	Namaste.
	Yeah, that was brilliant.
	But wait, you don't have the victory of people carrying me in the air.
	In the meantime, I can give you some early results, ladies and gentlemen.
	Ryan, stop, stop, stop.
	Ryan, we should be watching one common stream, and that should be projected behind him.
	No, I think that there should be...
	I don't want to see just black.
	I want to see, like, whatever the...
	I think we should go with the Fox News one, whatever it is.
	No, I think that there should be two graphs behind me.
	There should be Florida and Pennsylvania.
	I want to pop up on the Fox News thing.
	Yeah, but I don't want the bobble-head blonde bitches.
	I want graphs.
	I want data.
	Because I'm a little bit bobble-headed blonde bitch.
	And I just want the data.
	Yeah, well, that's not happening.
	And I want to be able to do this, though.
	As you can see on our interactive chart, and I'm just going to throw that up there.
	that's what I want.
	That's what I want, right?
	I want to be able to just grab Pennsylvania and go, all right, let's take a look at Pennsylvania.
	Yeah, yeah, where's that?
	Where's that?
	How long has this network been going?
	Where's that?
	Anyway, ladies and gentlemen, um, uh, with 83% of the electorate reporting now, it is close, not gonna lie, but 83% reporting.
	Trump is winning in Florida, 49.9 to 49.2.
	I did say it was close.
	But he is at least ahead in Florida.
	In Georgia, he's ahead 50% to 49.
	In North Carolina, he's ahead 65 to 30.
	And we'll be bringing you further results later in the evening.
	So what are the three biggies we're supposed to be watching?
	Sophisticant.
	Sophist, would you call yourself?
	No, a cephologist.
	Sophologist.
	You know, it's with asylum.
	Is that from Sophocles?
	No, no.
	You're thinking of Sophist, which also is not from Sophocles, but a cephologist, P.S. P. S. Sorry, I've heard a lot of wine.
	It just means somebody who knows about the science of elections.
	Okay.
	Do you want to tell us about your ridiculous child drag queen hat?
	It looks like a toddler's in tiaras.
	Well, commission accomplished.
	So this is...
	I had it specially commissioned for this evening because we only decided to do this after I failed to produce a show on Friday.
	And so I had this rushed and it's beautiful.
	This is my gorgeous South Will Rise Again masterpiece, which after I've worn it something live in addition to this, we'll auction for some kind of deserving charity.
	But I had it specially created for this evening because I feel like, you know, the evening called for something marvelous.
	And when I texted you and said, hmm, what have you got planned for tonight?
	Do we have champagne and streamers for the big moment?
	You said to me, and I'll just read out what you said to me.
	I'll quote verbatim.
	So for when Donald Trump wins a second term of re-election, you said, we've got Budweiser normal-sized cans.
	I think you misread my text.
	You said, should I bring anything?
	And I said, Budweiser and I. And then I thought, he's going to bring Bud bottles.
	And then I thought, he's going to bring Bud King can.
	So I said, if you're bringing something, bring Budweiser normal sized cans.
	What I said was, no, I said it.
	Later on you said, what do you have?
	I said a variety of things.
	And in keeping with all lazy people who don't read properly, basically, I'm like a spurned girlfriend.
	I'll text him like walls of blue and I'll just read it.
	Exactly.
	So why bother reading all of that?
	So I've asked you like six different questions and you answer one of them and I have no fucking idea which one you asked.
	Why did you ask what to bring when you had no intention of bringing anything?
	Ryan, go to our freezer, please.
	You make a good point.
	So you said...
	I mean, no, but.
	Yeah, okay, you make a good point.
	But you don't answer the questions I asked you.
	Like, for instance...
	Well, look at this.
	What?
	67.30.
	Oh, they're talking about 2016?
	What's this?
	Why is that in Ryan's fridge?
	Because I know it's not his.
	Because I brought it here and it was a bit warm, so I put it in the freezer to chill it.
	When did you bring it here?
	And it's a community.
	7 o'clock.
	A.M. this morning?
	No.
	No, 7 p.m.
	Oh, so you did actually bring some means of celebration.
	Yeah.
	I don't have any wine glasses because I'm not a fag.
	That's fine.
	We can swig.
	Comfortable swigging.
	We've got a lot of guests tonight.
	We've got ATM is Unstoppable at 8.30.
	You said we couldn't bring anyone.
	You said I couldn't invite anyone.
	You said we're in the center.
	No.
	Well, that's not guests.
	That's just calling.
	Can you stop bickering?
	I'd like to have a show.
	You said we're in the middle of Manhattan.
	The whole town is going to be burning down.
	Therefore, we can't have anyone in the studio.
	I had interesting people I could have invited.
	Via Skype?
	No.
	Well, I'm talking about Skype.
	Well, that's fucking lame.
	Okay, so maybe don't talk until it's your turn to talk.
	So please research what's going on with the election, and I'll try to continue the show.
	I'll do that, boss.
	What was that...
	Have you found me being carried in the air in 2016 yet?
	No problem actually.
	That's poopy.
	Just Proud Boy's election night, maybe?
	How about this?
	There's some really good footage of me at the official Trump victory party, dressed in official Trump party.
	Yeah, no, you're having a great team.
	It's a great time, so I don't really know what this desperate also ran nonsense is, but I can text you.
	I'm going to show you how fun it was.
	Well, I mean, it was fun at the official victory party.
	I don't know what you people.
	Can you mute his mic?
	No, he can't because I'm the official syphologist.
	So let's jump to the end.
	Oh, Lord Humongus was there.
	Jump to the end, Ryan.
	I just want to see the president.
	Well, you can't because you weren't at the official victory party, so he wasn't in the room with you.
	Come on.
	I want to get to that one scene.
	Did he not put it in there?
	The fucking loser shows an election party night and doesn't show the victory.
	That would be the below.
	That would be Paul Bazil.
	Paul Bazil.
	Paul Bazil of the speeches at the beginning of the night, and that's his video.
	What a fucking clown.
	And am I right?
	He doesn't even drink, so he has no excuse.
	Like he didn't even get laddered later.
	This is a guy.
	I invite him to my house because he was out of work.
	And I said, I guess you can paint this guest room.
	It looks like shit.
	He paints it with the roller, and instead of like being really careful on the baseboards, he just goes with the roller down, touches the carpet.
	Down.
	And I go, you got paint all over the carpet.
	And he goes, don't worry about it.
	You let it dry and then I'll sand it off.
	We've seen sand a carpet.
	I've shown you, haven't I, the fire pit.
	The fire pit was one of my favourite.
	It's a whole bazille fire pit.
	It's magical.
	I'll send it to Ryan.
	Maybe we can have it up later.
	It's sub-caveman fire pit.
	Ryan, always have five.
	85% with 85% reporting in Florida.
	And don't split.
	Ladies and gentlemen, with 85% reporting in Florida, I would just like to inform you that the president's lead has widened to 50.4% over Biden's 48.8%.
	The president has 5.156 million votes in Florida.
	Biden, Merely 4.99, something or other.
	And with Georgia, his lead has also widened.
	North Carolina, his lead has widened.
	The other states which were in the bag for the Democrats are exactly where you would expect them to be.
	But in many key battleground states, we are at this late stage of reporting, seeing Trump's lead widen, not narrow.
	Thank you, Malo.
	What was that cool Trump thing you showed me, Ryan?
	Oh, yes.
	Yeah, let me find out.
	So, why is it so hot?
	Because of these lights.
	We'll be on all night.
	We're here to the end.
	Milo might leave.
	And.
	I feel like I owe you an hour and a half, but that's about it.
	Hour and a half.
	How meaningless.
	How are you getting home, Uber?
	No, no, no, no, no.
	I'm being picked up by a...
	Don't dox yourself.
	Don't even describe the vehicle.
	Say a helicopter.
	It's a golden wrapped Porsche Taycan turbo.
	That's specific.
	Because that's what black people do when you say, have some money, go buy a car.
	This is our buddy Hojam, and he used to do the...
	This is Jimmy, Bob's Dylan.
	He used to do our Discord and stuff before it got nuked, but then we're on Rocket Chat and all that stuff.
	Pandemic.
	They're getting tired of the pandemic, huh?
	Getting tired of the pandemic.
	You turn on CNN, the tolling cover.
	COVID, COVID, pandemic, COVID, COVID, COVID, COVID.
	You know why they're trying to talk everybody out of money?
	People aren't buying at CNN, you dumb bastards.
	Over the world when I'm on my Donald Trump shit.
	Look at all this money.
	Over the world when I'm on my Donald Trump shit.
	Look at all this money.
	Fluid motion.
	No, it's a it pulls pop pop pop.
	It's like really shitboxing.
	It's like pop, pop, pop.
	Yeah.
	Like there's this equidistant normal speech.
	But he has this little pull to it.
	It's like pop, pop, pop, pop, isn't it?
	Yeah.
	States this evening that are expected to go for the Glorious God Emperor include South Carolina, West Virginia, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Alabama, and Oklahoma.
	No surprises expected in those states, but we are seeing the New York Times, among other publications, give alarmingly generous concessions to the sitting president already.
	So Biden, 85, Trump, 55.
	Even this early in the evening, the New York Times is saying, yeah, fine, whatever, he's going to win those.
	Some degree, I would say, of resignation on the part of the liberal media.
	The biggies that we're concerned with are Wisconsin, Michigan, PA, North Carolina, Arizona, and Florida.
	That's correct.
	Now, in the battle states to watch, even the New York Times says that Florida, Trump is ahead.
	Georgia, Trump is ahead.
	Ohio, Biden does seem to be ahead by quite a considerable margin.
	Pennsylvania and Michigan, too close to call, and almost no returns so far.
	And Wisconsin is a funny state because it has idiots in Madison who, my wife's from Madison, and I go there and I see people doing one-man protests.
	Yes, yes.
	Like a rally with a person in it.
	There is a bit of that.
	Also, it's worth pointing out.
	Have you ever been to Madison?
	Yes, I have.
	When were you in Madison?
	I think I stayed there in between tour stops in 2017.
	I didn't have a speech there, but I think we stayed there in a courtyard by Marriott.
	Wisconsin, polls don't close till 9 p.m., so we wouldn't be expecting results just yet.
	Same in Arizona, Minnesota, and Nevada.
	Nothing coming in just yet from those states.
	Trump's winning.
	Nothing out of the ordinary and much to be confident about for the Trump supporter this evening.
	What do you think about this, Milo?
	Is there a reason you're saying my name wrongly and differently every time?
	Yeah, it's like we don't even know.
	It's antagonistic.
	Because it lets somebody know that you don't care about them.
	All the cunts.
	I do that by not showing up for work and relentlessly being difficult on air with you.
	You do it through just mispronouncing my name.
	If you're trying to break me down, it's working.
	I think I prefer waterboarding at this point.
	I just want the chair.
	I think all the cunts voted early.
	You could be mine.
	Shut up.
	All the cunts voted early and they wanted to show off.
	They wanted this little sticker.
	I voted.
	And the working class people said, I don't have eight hours to throw away.
	And it was literally eight hours.
	So today, the working class is finally saying, good, I can get in and get out on the final day of.
	They go in there, and what we're seeing is a blue wave, a blue-collar wave of red votes.
	So if I was Biden, I'd be pooping my pants right now because I'm on par with someone who hasn't had their blue-collar votes come in yet.
	That's exactly what the numbers suggest.
	And more importantly and more reliably, I think it's exactly what the betting polls are suggesting.
	Those big bets for Trump, the 5Ks, the 9Ks, the $5 million.
	They're all coming in for Trump right at the very last minute, just like they did last time.
	Can you pull up that article I sent it to you, Ryan?
	Some British guy bet $5 million that Trump is going to win.
	And it's the largest political...
	No, it's not in the normal emails.
	From now on, if I say I emailed you, I made a mistake that has nothing to do with it.
	A British gambler has reportedly staked $5 million on President Trump winning Tuesday's election, a wager believed to be the largest ever political bet.
	The former banker used private bookmakers registered on the Caribbean island of Curacao for the bet odds at 37 to 20.
	So he could get a $15 million payout should Trump win.
	I don't know anything about Curacao.
	Where's Curacao?
	I know it's a drink.
	They've obviously named the drink after this island, but I never knew it was an island until today.
	You've never heard of it?
	I bet it sucks.
	You gotta be a real shithole to screw up tourism.
	I mean, everyone wants to go there.
	This is the Caribbean.
	So if you fuck it up, it means you literally have to go.
	Like how you fuck up the Caribbean.
	Every rich person wants to go there.
	All they ask is that you exist.
	Have a hotel where my wife doesn't get raped, and you win.
	So have some police and a beach, and we're good for you.
	Well, the answer is that it is French.
	Ah.
	That's the answer.
	Because it is an island in...
	Oh, it's Lesser Antilles, which means that it is just off the Venezuelan coast.
	Ooh, that sounds dangerous.
	Excuse me, it's not French.
	I'm sorry.
	It's actually even worse than that.
	It's Dutch.
	Possibly the reason it does not have a flourishing tourism economy is...
	I'd be worried about Venezuelans showing up in a raft and trying to rape everyone and take all our money.
	In Curacao, why would they be raping everybody there?
	Because they're criminals.
	They're Venezuelans.
	They're animals.
	You know, I will tell you, when I used to live in Miami, in Doral, basically the whole neighborhood is empty because it is simply where corrupt Venezuelans have parked their cash.
	I was one of only two families living on an entire street of abandoned but sold houses, which had been sold to Venezuelans who had extracted money.
	They prefer real estate to the stock market.
	Oh, yeah, they can't do the stock market.
	So were the houses well kept?
	Did they mow the lawn?
	Well, they were immaculate because the Residence Association was being paid every year.
	The lawns were perfect.
	The neighborhood was great.
	And we were the only two families in an entire huge stretch of terraced houses, all of which were sold to Venezuelan families who had extracted money from, you know, via corrupt means and thanks to the communist destruction of their own country.
	Why did you leave Miami?
	Children, family issues.
	You got some bitch pregnant?
	Not me.
	Oh.
	That sounds juicy.
	But a pregnancy was involved.
	Oh.
	They know you get pregnant from the butt.
	Well, we've been trying.
	We've been trying.
	Unfortunately, we haven't yet been blessed, but I'll keep you posted.
	And I'll keep Voos posted because I know there's a lot of interest out there in the census.tv forums.
	Now, I have a slew of news stories, but it seems strange to try to cram in the normal get off my lawn with guests and election updates.
	I'm tempted just to give up on that.
	Oh, I can't resist.
	Did you see this Kamala Harris body double thing?
	Yeah, and I feel like Laura must have done that, and I don't know because they left the campaign last week to come home, but I feel like Laura must have done that because it's just too funny.
	But got a woman to dress up as Kamala Harris.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	So she could say she busted her.
	I'm sure she did.
	I'm sure she did.
	I would put money on that.
	Ooh, that sounds juicy.
	I would put money on that.
	But so she got the tents, the Biden-Harris, everything to do this?
	Well, no, I mean, you don't need the tents, the Biden-Harris.
	That's actual supporters.
	What I'm saying is she probably just got someone in a limo with a security guard to get out at the colts.
	Wow, that's interesting.
	Almost fair.
	Almost fancy.
	She's naive.
	Like, I would be so...
	I'm so naive.
	I would be so totally convinced that happened.
	I totally bought it.
	Do you know what?
	I was naive too until I saw a political campaign in action as executed by a master strategist.
	So Karen Giorno, who won Florida.
	I call her short, sweet, and to the point.
	Well, I call her diminutive but deadly.
	I fucked her.
	No, you didn't.
	Because she's a lesbian.
	I know I turned her.
	Literally the precise opposite of her.
	I used centrifugal force and aluminium to convert her.
	Centrifugal force and aluminium.
	No, you didn't.
	That didn't happen.
	That's not a thing.
	I thought you guys pronounced it centrifugal.
	My dad does.
	Well, your dad, no, that's just wrong.
	Or maybe you've been Americanized.
	You forgot that you pronounced it centrifugifying.
	No, it's centrifugal force.
	Okay.
	It's not centrifugal.
	That's some weird Scottish bullshit.
	That's not a thing.
	That doesn't happen.
	All right.
	So you think that's fake, huh?
	So wait, what were you going to say about Shorty McGee?
	Who I didn't fuck.
	Ryan, you should be pulling her up.
	Oh, Karen Jorno.
	If you want to know about Karen Jorno, you can find a very, I thought, a really penetrating, beautiful, and fascinating, insightful profile of her at the Gateway Pundit.
	So you can look for that.
	You had her on your show, too.
	Really beautiful.
	Yes, I wrote the profile.
	And I also had her on the show a couple of times.
	Very briefly.
	What's with Gateway Pundit's ads?
	I love them.
	They bring so many great stories.
	I've got ad blocks, so I don't see them.
	I don't see the ads on the internet at all.
	Ever.
	I'm not sure you're allowed to see Gateway Pundit with ad blocker.
	Well, I do, because I use Brave, so it doesn't serve the ads.
	Yeah, I use Brave.
	But it doesn't serve the ads.
	I have Ad Blocker.
	Well, it doesn't serve the ads.
	I got Jorno up.
	Sometimes, yeah, you can put that.
	Well, yeah, that's on the left.
	On the left, that's Karen Jorno.
	Do you have ad blockers, Ryan?
	Do you see Gateway Pundit?
	Pull up Gateway Pundit.
	Are you drowned in ads?
	I like how you turned the American flag into bacon, by the way.
	It looks delicious.
	That's American bacon.
	Oh, okay.
	Good comeback.
	I try to double down on it.
	Pretty delicious.
	Okay, click on any article.
	Okay.
	Okay, we've established our brand.
	Anything else?
	There's an ad, right?
	Yeah, you just, you just, no, but you just answer that thing and you read the whole thing.
	Yeah, so there's a different article, an older article.
	Okay, look, you click one thing and you see the whole rest of the story.
	That's great.
	Okay, but that's the whole story.
	You already got to the bottom.
	That's the bottom of the story.
	That's everything.
	Hmm.
	Maybe it's my phone or something?
	It's probably your phone because your phone is probably from the 80s.
	Also, you have no idea how to use it because it's from the 80s and you haven't quite caught up with that decade Yet.
	Ladies and gentlemen, Politico is going to get you.
	Working at Gateway Pundit, I've never seen you defend anything before.
	You're right.
	Jim Hoft is fat, and he's not fat.
	I don't know.
	I'm trying to come up with a bad.
	Oh, their design is terrible.
	And on iPhone, if you try to scroll, quite often it just goes and judges.
	And you literally can't scroll unless you do a huge scroll on iPhone on Gateway Pundit, which is fucking terrible and awful.
	Yeah.
	Maybe it's just the first time.
	There we go.
	No, I've pulled it back.
	I've pulled it back.
	You're right.
	I apologize to viewers.
	You'll be doing this incredible scoop about Buncher Biden and you couldn't open it and you couldn't scroll.
	And then next thing you know, you're clicking on some fast way to lose weight.
	I apologize to viewers for being unthinkingly positive about something.
	Now, Politico.
	Yeah, look at this.
	Here I am on my phone.
	So I do the headline, cool, the subhead.
	Now I've got 70% off store clothing.
	Now I've got some other thing.
	I've got a few things.
	Back to the 70% off.
	And now we've got, again with the 70%.
	That's the third time I've seen the same fucking ad.
	The fourth time, four 70% offs.
	And now we've got some fucking shoes I don't want.
	Fifth time, 70% off these shirts.
	I love Gateway Pundit.
	Jim Hoft is a blessing.
	He's wonderful.
	He's sitting on him.
	He's a wonderful guy.
	Joe Hoff.
	But the site has some problems.
	Sixth time, it's 70% off.
	Sixth time.
	Jesus, H. And then money medals.
	Oh, people are already posting pictures of me.
	Look at this.
	Now I got it.
	Tommy Chong, throw it all your skin.
	Look at the cute pictures of me that people are already posting.
	Look at this.
	Isn't that nice?
	Common signs your body is fighting lung cancer.
	19 insanely cool gadgets are going to sell up.
	Crohn's disease signs.
	If you have an enlarged prostate, do this immediately.
	It goes on and on and on.
	I've never seen a site with more fucking ads.
	It is a problem unless you can use a mobile phone.
	So we'll attempt to help Gavin with that after tonight's broadcast.
	Now, Politico is going up.
	You conceded that it was terrible on a phone.
	A little bit.
	I did, but then I saw an opening.
	Politico has conceded more of an advantage for Trump than the New York Times so far, and it's reporting that...
	Look it up.
	Sorry?
	I'm saying when he cites his site, it'd be nice if it was behind you.
	Right, but it's not a really good reason to interrupt me while I'm...
	Okay.
	So, Bush.
	Oh, no, huge, huge mistake.
	It's important to note that Democrats are leading the race for the Senate by quite a considerable margin so far, which might give Donald Trump and the Republicans some cause for concern.
	However, Biden is not leading by the kind of margin that we would have expected at this point in the evening.
	88 to 66.
	That's Trump's 66, which means that Politico has given Trump an additional 11 seats over the New York Times and Biden merely an additional four.
	And we'll be back very shortly after I've reviewed some of those battleground states for you.
	Here he goes to do his research.
	Okay, here's something I wanted to look at.
	This was actually a suggestion from a New York Proud Boy, which is really just an ex-Proud Boy because the Powers of Bee basically shut down the New York Proud Boys.
	Oh, no, but wait, wait, it's 8.30.
	We've got to talk to Atheism is Unstoppable.
	We'll get to that right after the interview.
	Now, I sent you his Skype, right?
	I'm very worried about Skype.
	It never goes well here.
	Ever.
	We're building a new studio, folks.
	It's going to be shocking.
	Shocking.
	Oh, someone just told me Loomer just lost.
	Oh, shit.
	Can we verify that?
	I'll check that for you right now.
	I'm just getting changed right now.
	Sorry, I'm just...
	It's very hot in here, so I think it's...
	I think we have atheism.
	Why do you keep slipping?
	Because this chair!
	It's called wheels.
	Atheism, are you there, kangaroo boy?
	Hello, check, check.
	I'll check that while you're in chat.
	Hello, how are you?
	Oh, I'm here.
	You're here.
	You're live.
	This is it.
	I'm in a nightmare.
	I'm in a fever dream.
	What's happening?
	Everything's going to hell.
	Well, is that what you think?
	Do you think Trump's going to lose?
	No, no.
	I'm watching it, and we are learning about where people are dispersed in a state.
	And it's one of the few times of the year I actually would care about people in Ohio or Pennsylvania or Michigan.
	But it's not looking good for Uncle Joe Biden right now.
	But it looks like Pennsylvania.
	I mean, I'm glancing between different streams and trying to enjoy the meltdowns, but also, I don't know, it's still in the balance.
	What are you guys thinking?
	I think Trump's going to win in a landslide, and all his blue-collar votes are pouring in now.
	You've got a weird history now.
	You're like South African, British.
	You're in Brazil sometimes.
	You're in England.
	How long did you live in America and where?
	Unless that's a secret.
	No, no.
	Most of my life, all my life.
	Born in New York, raised in L.A. Where in New York?
	And so Upper West Side, West 71st Street, right next to where Rick Moranis just got knocked out, sucker punched.
	Are you a Jew?
	No.
	Nope.
	I am not.
	I did go to school with a lot of Jewish people, which I didn't realize until long after the fact.
	And I looked back and I went, oh yeah, I guess they were Jewish.
	I went to school with some Jews.
	But didn't you notice at Christmas things were all weird?
	How so?
	Well, like you're talking with Santa and presents, and they go, oh, yeah, we do Hanukkah.
	It's really cool.
	We get a gift every three days or some shit.
	Yeah, I don't think my brain was up to speed at that point, but yeah, it was strange.
	But I am from California, currently in Berlin, and I'm just watching red pour across this map.
	And I don't know.
	What's the last stand?
	What's the Alamo here for Biden?
	Pennsylvania?
	What are we looking at?
	Pennsylvania feels like the last stand.
	Wisconsin, maybe?
	I don't know.
	Michigan is losing right now.
	4% in.
	Yeah.
	But I mean, this is fucking 8.30.
	At 4%.
	You're our first guest.
	Shouldn't you have a kangaroo head appear as our guest?
	That would make sense.
	Okay.
	That'll do.
	you know, I want to push this thing for Jews this Christmas.
	Jews for Santa.
	Santa is so far removed from Jesus Christ, it's like based on it's Germanic and some Nordic God and all this stuff.
	Yeah, but you gotta understand, even the good Jews aren't down with Santa.
	I mean, even like the David Horowitz Jews are not here for Christmas.
	Yeah, but you have to understand, they're not really here for it.
	I mean, he is Christmas, but he's all funny Christmas.
	I know a lot of Jews in LA who do Santa.
	No.
	They do the treat.
	Out of sheer fidelity and admiration, and my status as perhaps the world's last remaining unreconstructed Zionist, out of sheer admiration and affection and adoration for Israel, I will pretend to be respectful of Hanukkah and various other Jewish holidays.
	But the Jews do not give the same sort of respect to Christian holidays.
	They just don't, nor even to the now secularized symbols of Christmas, like St. Nicholas.
	Doesn't happen.
	How did you make an interview with me and Devon all about you?
	I don't think it was about me.
	That's impressive.
	I don't think there's anything about me.
	Ladies and gentlemen, breaking news from Florida's 21st district, one of the most watched districts in the country, because it's the president's home district, and also because the president's former head of voter engagement and the woman who won Florida for him,
	Karen Giorno, was managing the candidate.
	And we can confirm to you this evening, based on a result of 59% to 39%, there is now no way that Laura Luma can win her race.
	We will not see...
	We will not see a Congresswoman Laura Luma.
	Back to you, Gavin.
	That's unfortunate.
	Okay, Gavin, if it comes around where Trump wins, how can we dampen what is to come?
	How can we squash the violence and calm people down?
	Like, is there anything that the president can do or the media?
	I mean, or are we just what's coming is coming?
	Yeah, I mean, have you seen any pictures of New York boarded up?
	It's unbelievable.
	All of Times Square is boarded up.
	All of Fifth Avenue is boarded up.
	You didn't see this at 9-11.
	You didn't see this at any other time in America's history.
	It is unbelievable.
	It looks nothing like itself.
	And in Soho, it's not just boarded up like a piece of plywood.
	It's three floors.
	Like you would need mountain climbing equipment to get up to where it isn't boarded up.
	Not that, I guess they don't know that blacks have access to power drills.
	I don't quite understand why you think a piece of plywood is magic.
	But I think, here's my theory.
	And Raheem, I'm kind of stealing this from Raheem Kassan.
	I think Trump realized there's much hay to be made from these riots, and they were great for the campaign.
	So he pulled back on law and order for a little bit, didn't let the National Guard go in, and let liberals fuck themselves.
	Let the kids have Lucky Charms for dinner.
	And then now we're waking up and the kids have stomach pains because they ate garbage all night.
	And now he's going to impose law and order.
	And you know what could be a key difference is we had a lot of riots in Seattle and Portland, but those are deeply blue states.
	So it wasn't going to swing anything over there no matter what.
	But the nation still saw that.
	And also the riots in Philly a week into the election, that could not have been good for the Democrats.
	No, it's a campaign commercial, right?
	It says this is what you get.
	And you also, Trump also shows them their reaction.
	So instead of them going, whoa, I guess I was wrong.
	That's a mess.
	You have the Seattle mayor going, who knows?
	Maybe it'll be the summer of love.
	And you have Michelle Obama saying these are mostly peaceful.
	And you have everyone else saying it's just property.
	People are more important than property.
	And I feel like that was Trump's way of saying, you see, this is what's really going on in their minds.
	Let me ask you this question.
	How many of the votes going to Trump are actually for Trump or just against the far left?
	Oh, this has been quantified.
	I saw it last night on the news.
	It was like 84% of the people who vote for Trump are voting for Trump.
	Something like 14% are voting because they hate Biden.
	And the numbers are totally different.
	Not reversed, but totally different on the other side.
	It's something like 56% of the people who vote for Biden are just voting for him because he's not Trump.
	And only about, I don't know, 18, 20% of them are voting for Biden because he's Biden.
	No one likes Biden on either side.
	I think it's even beyond that.
	No one thinks about him.
	He's like not even in our consciousness.
	He's not relevant.
	I mean, he's just kind of a figurehead or like just a mannequin that you throw in there.
	Now, do you think that the regressive left will reset after this and already start salivating over the next cycle?
	And I mean, can we look to AOC or somebody of that nature stepping in?
	I don't know how this turned into you interviewing me, but I enjoy it.
	I believe that if Biden wins, the entire country takes a 45-degree turn, and now AOC is not a freak.
	Now the goon squad are totally reasonable politicians.
	And yes, it's totally plausible for AOC to follow Biden, maybe even as a presidential candidate.
	Conversely, if Trump wins, we set the course.
	I mean, think of a giant ship turning 45 degrees.
	Once it's four years at 45 degrees, AOC, you can't even see her on the horizon.
	And the regressive left will never be able to have this kind of authority, possibly ever again.
	Well, once the eight years are up for Trump, if that's how it turns out, then his cult of personality will die, and it'll be a reset, and it'll be sort of a totally new referendum on what people want.
	But definitely from the left, putting up establishment, you know, sort of corporate Democrats up there, it doesn't seem to work.
	I mean, they have a ton of name recognition, but they just don't excite anyone.
	No.
	And it's just not a winning formula.
	If I may, as the inventor of Trump's cult of personality, it will never die.
	Thanks very much.
	But just to bring you some election results, Trump, with 88% Of the vote in Florida.
	Trump's lead is widening.
	It continues to widen in Florida.
	50.8 against 48.3.
	I mean, these do sound like fairly marginal and narrow, razor-thin things, but in Florida politics, they're not.
	The numbers keep widening as more results come in.
	In Florida, with 88% of the expected vote coming in, Trump has 50.8% of the vote and Biden just 48.3.
	And the numbers continue to widen.
	With 25% of the vote in in Georgia, which is another key state, Donald Trump is winning by 56.2%.
	Michigan, Trump is also winning, with 8% of the vote in, so we can't take it too seriously yet.
	Pennsylvania, Trump is getting completely shellacked, as they say, but on a single-digit return, so we can't take that too seriously at this point.
	Yeah.
	Also, to add to the Philly or the Philadelphia numbers, the cities have come in.
	So Allentown and Philadelphia are already in.
	And Pittsburgh.
	And Pittsburgh went red, which is interesting.
	And how is that going to reflect over the next few hours, do you think?
	What's going to happen, do you think?
	Yeah.
	Well, I think the fun thing about this thing is it happens incrementally.
	So it's sort of like aging.
	You don't realize you're old until one day you look in the mirror and you're like, holy shit.
	But yeah, it's interesting watching the hate watching.
	The Young Turks' numbers are growing right now.
	They might hit 100,000 viewers, but it's like 90% hate watchers at this point because they're just looking for the anger to take hold of them.
	But look, guys, it's not over yet.
	So before you celebrate, Gavin, have you made any bets?
	If Biden does win this, are you going to get a tattoo or something?
	I've made five major bets.
	Anything humiliating?
	No, they're all just Trump's going to win.
	I take the people who buy my books and my donors very seriously.
	And I'm also a bit strapped for cash at the moment.
	So I did the only thing I considered responsible and sensible, which is that I put the entire balance of my checking account on a Trump victory this evening.
	I'm looking forward to great successes and returns.
	Maybe we could take Milo pauses when I do my interviews.
	And then you can come back.
	But then people might leave the live stream.
	Well, I'm willing to risk that.
	Yeah, I got a few, I'm not a big better, a few $100 bets.
	I have a friend who has $5 $1,000 bets on it.
	But I've got about, I don't know, $300 or $400 ones floating around.
	What about you?
	Did you bet on this?
	I did not, but I mean, I'm sort of beyond disenfranchised at this point.
	So I'm actually more concerned about the psychological state of the country moving forward because either way, whoever wins or loses, we're dealing with multiple millions of people who are distraught and wrecked.
	And we need group therapy or trauma counseling or something because, like, I was talking to the friends earlier tonight.
	I said, do you think someone's going to kill themselves tonight based off this?
	Yeah, maybe.
	I can see it happening.
	I mean, half the country believes in the myth of racism.
	And they believe that black people, every time they get into their car and go somewhere, are likely to be killed.
	It's a total, what's the word?
	Flip of the coin, throw the dice, roll the dice.
	Well, toss up.
	If you want to look at this one way, this is really the battle for reparations because Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are totally behind that project, and Trump is completely not behind it.
	So we're talking about a lot of money, which is human energy on the line here.
	This is a massive night in terms of history.
	Yeah, I feel the same way.
	This is a turning point.
	It's unlike any other election.
	But one thing I might disagree with you is you say, well, if Trump wins, blah, blah, blah, there'll be a reset in four years.
	I don't know.
	I think that he could drain the swamp to an irreparable point where the AOCs will never see the light of day again.
	Well, I think he can just stall and let the left kill itself in its current civil war.
	Right.
	Because the left should be two parties.
	I mean, it's a joke that it's one party.
	And we know what happens when you split up a party.
	The other party just remains dominant and beats it to death.
	Yeah.
	Well, we've seen so much infighting with these people at these rallies where BLM and Antifa are fighting and even Antifa and Antifa disagreeing about this shit and attacking each other.
	They're just like rats.
	You put them in a cage and the rats start eating the rats.
	Gavin, I used to have a slight gambling problem back in the day when I was seeking for some adrenaline or meaning in my life.
	And I like sports and it was exciting.
	You mean after you abandoned God and left a huge void in your being?
	No, I was a die-hard Christian, but there was no amendment that said thou shalt not gamble.
	So I just assumed it was okay.
	And I gambled, but somebody told me once, they said, you know what a gambler likes more than winning?
	He said it's losing.
	And it made me think, and then I realized, holy shit, that is true.
	Because when you lose, you feel alive, and it's done its job.
	And there's a certain shame cycle that goes on.
	So my theory is that a lot of people on the left, a lot of the grifters, a lot of the propagandists, they want Trump to win.
	They want this dude to be Voldemort because they make a lot of money.
	So they got literally millions of reasons for them to root for Trump here.
	Now, they're never going to say that, but I feel like that's really secretly what they're into.
	Maybe they're just like some crazy bitch that wants to get slapped in the face.
	Like this whole election is some nut, some crazy drunk chick who's like, what you gonna do, pussy?
	You're gonna slap me, bitch?
	You're gonna slap me?
	You're gonna make me lose the election, you bitch.
	You fucking bitch?
	And we're just like, okay, here it comes, honey.
	We assume, don't we?
	What is the safe word for our country?
	Don't we assume too much that the left, because they're frontline activists, are so outre and over the top and so insane, that that must be the psychology, that must be the praxis, that much, must be the pathology all the way to the top,
	when quite clearly it isn't.
	Obviously the left makes great hay with and makes and has a great advantage because its activists are willing to do anything and say anything and be anything.
	They're completely fucking crackers.
	But the people who run the Democrat Party and the people who are cutting the checks are not nuts.
	Actually, they're quite terrifying.
	Kamala Harris is smart?
	Well they're quite, well no, Kamala Harris is not smart, but the people who...
	I meant to say, sorry, Maxime Waters.
	Kamalo.
	No, I mean, many of these people, many of these elected officials are not smart, but the people who cut the checks and the people who actually make the decisions about the direction in which the Democrat Party heads are quite terrifyingly calm and brilliant.
	And these people are not insane.
	They actually simply want to tear down the foundations and the institutions of Western civilization.
	They understand the way to do that is culturally through the family and heterosexuality and institutionally through the Catholic Church, universally.
	So give me a name.
	Well, I mean, it's from Soros all the way down, right?
	So you've got the Tom Steyer, you've got, you know, all these big Democrat donors, but also the big theorists, you know, also the people who are sitting behind the candidates writing the speeches and thinking about the ideological hinterland of what they're up to.
	These people are not stupid.
	And those people who aren't stupid, you know, are populating all of our institutions.
	So I think it's a mistake, isn't it, to kind of gloat over the fact that their activists are so mental.
	When quite clearly...
	They dominate so much of the narrative everywhere.
	Well, only because we allow them to, and everything that we do is reactive rather than inventive.
	And that's a failing of ours, well not mine, but yours, most of the conservative media, in not creating your own thing and rather instead reacting to the insanity, which is exactly what they want you to do and exactly how they make you ineffective and how they're new to you.
	Devin, I'm sorry Milo stepped all over your interview.
	We're out of time.
	Well, I enjoyed Milo's voice, voice of reason, very fancy sounding.
	Yeah, I appreciate it.
	I enjoyed you, darling.
	I liked you too.
	Where do you live?
	Are you in Brazil now?
	No, I'm in Berlin.
	I'm over in Berlin.
	We're in lockdown.
	Corona is spiking over here.
	Germany is doing better than its neighbors, but they take it pretty serious, and they're shutting shit down for November.
	That's so gay.
	But, yeah, basically.
	But here's what I'm thinking.
	I speak no German.
	I point at food items, and it's very primitive.
	I will say this.
	If it turns out that Trump wins this, I think we're really going to need to lean on Joe Biden to use his, I don't know, whatever political savvy he has to give a concession speech that calms the raging inferno of anger that will be out there.
	Because, and I really mean that.
	I really think that he's not going to be able to do that.
	Well, that's not happening.
	I'll just tell you right now.
	Well, first of all, if it turns out that Trump loses, he's not going to give a concession speech that's going to reflect that at all.
	But Biden at least has a chance.
	He might do the right thing and try to be reasonable.
	The opposite is true.
	He's not going to.
	Wait a minute.
	You think Biden's going to pour fuel on the fire and be like, fuck this?
	No, I don't think that's a good question.
	It's totally inept.
	I think he'll say nothing.
	He'll just say, we're going to do this.
	Yeah.
	You're putting way too much stock in the impact of concession speeches by candidates.
	What will fuel the riots is who has been paid to show up in New York and start smashing shit up?
	Where there are brick pallets showing up on street crosses.
	That's what will determine whether there are riots, not what Biden says.
	This has all been planned already.
	This has all been paid for already.
	Do you think for the slightest second that Antifa is going to not riot because Joe Biden gives a concessionary and peacenick speech?
	Like, grow up.
	Like, what are you talking about?
	Like, get with the program.
	Like, join the 21st century.
	Like, open your eyes.
	Shit will happen if it has been planned and paid for.
	There's got nothing to do with anything Joe Biden says.
	Hold on.
	Milo, you're being a moron.
	Just shut up and listen.
	I didn't say his speech would just stop all rioting.
	Obviously, Antifa is going to do what they're going to do because the precedent has been set.
	I mean, if they need half of an excuse, they're going to be out there rioting.
	I'm saying his speech could set the tone and at least send a message to some people.
	There will be people listening to that, and it would be important.
	What are you talking about?
	I mean, the same people who determine what Biden is going to go say are the people who fund Antifa.
	What are you talking about?
	These are the same people.
	You're both right.
	You're both right.
	No, but we're not right.
	You're both right.
	He's like, Down Ferb.
	He just wants to talk about Soros and bricks and just conspiracy.
	Come on, man.
	Come on, man.
	Come on.
	Come on, man.
	With breeze blocks showing up in New York and on Madison Avenue, you don't think this stuff is pre-planned and organized by somebody?
	There will be riots.
	Come on.
	There we go.
	No one said there's not going to be riots.
	It's how big of the riot?
	Like, how big of a riot is it going to be?
	Give me a break.
	I thought this guy was.
	I've listened to him for years.
	I thought he was wonderful.
	Oh, you've disappointed me.
	But did you hear what he just said, Milo, while you're ranting?
	He said the question is, how big will the riots be?
	I think he has some pre-existing conditions coming in here.
	Calm down, Milo.
	You're going to be okay.
	Okay, we got to go.
	Devin, thanks for your fighting and your insight.
	We're going to go check on the total.
	Thank you.
	Gavin, that was awful, and I'm now officially homophobic.
	Bye.
	Bye.
	How are we doing?
	Let's go to Fox News with Milo in the foreground.
	Well, I haven't been checking Fox.
	You've got to give me a minute.
	Okay, well, then let's let Fox check Fox.
	What I can do is give you an update.
	No, let's look at this.
	Because when you just say it, people are spoiled with graphics.
	We're not sitting here with little crib notes.
	Okay, or you can not be.
	Okay, whatever.
	And the only way this is going to work is when you have an update, you send it to Ryan so he can put it behind you.
	I got this.
	Well, maybe we should have figured this out before we went live, but do you want to just figure out how to get it?
	Because the guy who showed up at 7.59.
	Excuse me.
	Sorry, that's my wine.
	Excuse me.
	I don't see how what time I show up determines whether or not there should have been a mic on the table.
	Is the TriCast already working?
	Whether there's numbers in the bottom.
	No, no, no.
	Just show the commercial.
	We have the number.
	He'll be on top of the commercial.
	Fox News is reporting that 91 of the Electoral College votes are currently going to Joe Biden.
	That's only a very small increase based on Politico and the New York Times.
	But Fox News is also reporting that 73 of them are going for Trump.
	And in Battleground States, the story is the same.
	Things are turning in favor of the God Emperor, but it is Still, I'm afraid, far too early to call anything.
	I will be back with you shortly with some interesting individual congressional races, but I'll just pause to note that Marjorie Taylor Greene, who has been maligned and lied about by the press as the QAnon far-right candidate, I met her.
	She's fabulous.
	She, of course, has sailed to victory with over 80% of the vote.
	She's going to be a great addition to Congress.
	So those people mourning Laura Luma's result in Florida 21 can at least be grateful that Marjorie Taylor Greene will be in Congress.
	So it's looking pretty good for the Senate and pretty bad for the House.
	Is that what I'm seeing?
	Can you go back to the Fox screen?
	Get the censored TV logo out of there.
	It's covering up the fucking words.
	President, 9173.
	That's terrible.
	Senate.
	So meaningless at this point, 42.35.
	At this early stage in voting, including the early 730s, Hillary Clinton was way ahead of Trump by numbers much worse than this.
	So the important thing to bear in mind based on 2016 is that Hillary was winning by a lot more than this at this incredibly early stage in voting.
	So the numbers you're seeing in front of your screen really are tremendously meaningless, especially when you factor in the important battleground states that don't form part of this calculus so far in which Trump is winning, such as Florida.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I love it.
	I love it.
	I love it.
	Yeah, I'm not going to do regular news.
	Here's a funny thing I would just, a little list I put together.
	I sent you this separately, Ryan, didn't I?
	Oh, fuck, I hope I did.
	Yeah, it was 10 Republicans getting attacked.
	Now, a lot of these lists, they say they attacked, like the, like when I did my talk in Manhattan and they attacked the venue, the Manhattan Republican Club.
	But this list I put together is actual physical attacks, punches in the face, not threats, not your property destroyed.
	This is physical threats.
	Ready?
	One and two, Anderson and Meekland.
	And the reason I bring this up is because we're always called violent.
	Proud boys are violent.
	The right is violent.
	But you don't have these kind of lists with Democrats.
	You don't have these kind of lists with DNC politicians.
	They tend not to get punched in the face and assaulted on a regular basis.
	But we do.
	And it's strange that the left can simultaneously be so unbelievably violent and at the same time bitch about how fucking violent we are.
	Like the fact that what if the Proud Boys riot was the number one concern of the media for the past week after five months of Antifa riding will never cease to blow my mind.
	Contact me, get in a time machine right now, find me at my old age home at 77, and I will say that one thing I never quite got is how those fuckers got away with being so violent while calling other people violent.
	So anyway, State Representative Sarah Anderson of Plymouth and first-time candidate Shane Meekland of Becker.
	So the first one, Sarah Anderson of Plymouth, said she confronted a man for kicking her campaign sign when he charged at her.
	First-time candidate Shane Meekland of Becker said he suffered a concussion after a man punched him in the face at a Benton County restaurant.
	Now, I think that was the same guy both time, which is both times, which is why they're amalgamated into one and two.
	Scroll down a bit, because sometimes they have a punchable face, and it's hard to be sympathetic.
	Number three, Dr. Shiva.
	So he was talking on his loudspeaker.
	This, by the way, this man is behind one of the most embarrassing moments in America's history when he had a free speech rally and 10,000 Bostonians marched through the streets singing, no hate in our town.
	There we go.
	Smashed his teeth in.
	Whoops.
	Who's a racist?
	Whoans are racist?
	Such a gay insult.
	Racist.
	So what if someone is racist?
	Who cares?
	That's racism right there.
	Non-whites are the most racist people I've ever met.
	That's number three.
	Number four, Rand Paul.
	I put him in here just as one, but he was attacked twice.
	His neighbor beat the shit out of him, jumped him.
	They were both doing lawn care.
	His neighbor ran at him and started pounding him, and Rand Paul couldn't see it coming because he had his big headphones on.
	You know how boomers love their podcasts?
	They're true crime podcasts, when they're weeding?
	And then later, when he was leaving the White House, now this was Antifa attacking everyone who left the White House.
	I think a lot of politicians are naive about how violent everything is, which is why we get so much shit.
	Because they go, you advocated for violence.
	And I go, no, no, no, no, we're in violence.
	Violence has already happened.
	Milo got fucking, oh, we'll get to that in a second.
	But we go outside and there's violence everywhere we go.
	So all I ever did say was fight back.
	I think you live in such a bubble that you don't realize how violent it is out there.
	Like in D.C., if you're Rand Paul, you can't walk around.
	If you're James O'Keefe, me, Milo, we have to watch our backs when we go downtown.
	It's a major issue.
	And I think all these politicians were just naively coming back after a nice luncheon, going, everything's going to be fine.
	You know, I talked to James O'Keefe about this once, and he went to some billionaire thing in Montana to do a speech.
	And he was talking about the civil war we're in and how people are dying and it's chaos and there's five months of fires.
	And all the billionaires were like, can you tone it down a little bit here?
	We had you here to talk about, you know, conservative values and stuff and catching people doing wrong.
	But all this revolution talk.
	And he goes, that's where we are, folks.
	I don't know if you've ever been outside.
	But so that's the second one in number four.
	There's two links in number four with Rand Paul.
	You've had about an hour to get to the second one.
	Yeah, Senator Rand Paul says he was attacked by an angry mom after leaving the White House.
	Like, what did these people think is going to happen?
	That's my point in a nutshell.
	When these people left this luncheon, they're all well-known politicians.
	They're walking through fucking D.C. Go back and play the video, dinkwad.
	What's the clicks I'm hearing?
	Is it loading?
	What's going on?
	It's not loading.
	Okay.
	I'll just pop.
	And to say, while the technical snafus are being resolved, which is common to all national networks this year, in this election, it's very heavily contested and a lot of data floating around.
	Just to say, which I did just send to Ryan, and hopefully he'll be able to produce in a moment, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina.
	These are three places the whole country is watching.
	And what does the New York Times have to say about these places?
	Florida is a swing to Trump of plus three.
	Georgia, plus three.
	North Carolina, plus 1.3.
	And the New York Times assesses that this evening there is an over 95% chance that Trump has won Florida.
	Over an 82% chance that Trump has won Georgia.
	And over 79% chance...
	Ryan, why are you pulling up what he sent you?
	I texted it to him about five minutes ago, but whatever.
	There's an 82% chance that Trump has won Georgia, and a 79% chance that Trump has won North Carolina, which the New York Times in its typical ginger fashion suggests that it is merely leaning Trump.
	The New York Times, of course, you will recall, still reeling from its embarrassment at predicting last election in 2016 over 95% likelihood that Hillary Clinton would win.
	Already, this early, with barely any of the results in, the New York Times is conceding major battleground states.
	So I'm sorry, I only got Georgia 82, North Carolina 79.
	What was Florida?
	Well, if it were behind me, I'd be able to point to the speedometer, odometer style graphs the New York Times has produced.
	But I'll tell you again, with 91% reported in Florida, there is a swing to Trump of plus three, and the win probability is very likely Trump, over 95% likely.
	No, that's not it.
	Over 95% likely that Donald Trump will win Florida, according to the New York Times.
	82% likely that Trump will win Georgia, according to the New York Times.
	And 79% likely that Trump will win North Carolina, according to the New York Times.
	Can you email things to Ryan in the future?
	The messages just appear on his phone, and they don't appear on his computer.
	Because he's a fucking retard who doesn't know how to use iMessage on a computer.
	Well, his computer is registered to my name, so it's my iMessage.
	Would you like me to send it to you?
	No.
	Just email it to him next time.
	It's this level of watchfish following the market.
	You are paying your TV dealing with prototypes inside the White House, and now they want an investigation.
	Senator Paul and his wife said they thought they were going to be overrun by mail.
	Senator Paul said that they were in a hotel that was just 50 yards away from the property.
	President Trump says that he wants to give those police officers you see in this video a medal.
	And Senator Paul says he wants to be there for that ceremony.
	It was absolutely a very good thing.
	Now, in this list, I didn't include Tucker Carlson.
	That was a horrific attack.
	His wife had to lock herself in the pantry.
	But there was no actual physical harm to a human being besides the obvious trauma that his family went through.
	I'm just doing actual physical harm here.
	Number three.
	Sorry, number five.
	Here's the Tucker.
	So to restate, the caravan is in fact what the caravan.
	Okay, that's enough, Ryan.
	Please.
	Number five, I did U.S. Majority Whip Steve Scalise.
	Now, there was three others, but I didn't count them because they were tangentially, you know, related to the Republicans and not actual politicians, I believe.
	Should make sure of that.
	Wave of new results coming in, ladies and gentlemen.
	Did you know the politico?
	And well, we are breaking news right now, so you'll be able to see those kind of graphs.
	I'm sure you've got many different sorts of tabs open as we speak.
	Our value is, of course, not in graphics, but instead rather in offering you commentary.
	And so the New York Times is now awarding Joe Biden 119 of the electoral votes necessary and 94 for Trump.
	But it's worth pointing out that very few of these are in states where anybody expected big changes.
	Politico is saying 122 for Biden, 94 for Trump.
	You will notice over the course of this evening, just as in 2016, a reluctance on the part of major media organizations, the broadcast news, the network news, and newspapers like the Washington Post and the New York Times, you'll notice a reluctance on their part to award Trump states that have basically been called until much later in the evening.
	Now, the polls aren't any longer open, I think, in the vast majority of the country.
	It's 9.04 now, so pretty much everywhere is closed.
	However, these major legacy media organizations are still dragging their feet awarding Trump things that the campaign says they know they have in the bag, not least of which, of course, is Florida.
	Wow.
	So the thing that confuses me is why would left-wing media sources want to lie and make Trump look bad when it couldn't possibly influence the election this late in the game?
	Well, because of course it can.
	We're in an unprecedented electoral situation right now where in many critical battleground states, including Pennsylvania, the Supreme Court of those states, in some cases the Attorney Generals, are all fighting to allow mail-in ballots to be allowed and to be counted in the final results long after Election Day.
	So what we're looking at tonight is an attempt at voter suppression, even though the physical polls may have closed.
	Why?
	Because a lot of people are going to go to bed tonight making their mind up about who they'll vote for based on what they're seeing.
	And with Joe Biden ahead in the New York Times by almost 30 electoral votes, despite the fact that out there in the real country, you've got states like Florida Still not called for Trump, even though 90% of the votes are in, then it's quite clearly going to go for the president.
	Those media organizations are still reluctant to admit this fact, partly because they don't want Trump edging ahead of Biden just for the sheer optics of it this early in the evening, but also because unprecedented in this election, this year, is the mail-in ballot factor.
	And the mail-in ballot factor is what a lot of Republican voters fear may falsely and egregiously and fraudulently swing the election back to Biden over the coming couple of weeks.
	And if a lot of attorney generals and activist judges on state Supreme Courts get their wishes, we're going to see various battleground states fight tooth and nail to overturn the results that we have tonight based on magical,
	gigantic vote caches suddenly appearing, all of whom appear to be in favor of Joe Biden.
	That doesn't answer my question, though.
	Well, the reason, yes, it does, for the reason I've explained twice already, but I'll try to say it a third time and see if you can get it this time.
	When you say that someone is in the lead who is actually just level, it influences how people might vote.
	So even if they...
	They're done voting.
	No, they aren't.
	Because in many of these key battleground states, mail-in votes might be accepted many days after, even they've been postmarked today.
	That's what some of these battleground states are fighting for, which are run by Democrat attorneys generally.
	They have to be postmarked today.
	Okay, so maybe they do.
	Maybe that postmark is now.
	And if that postmark is now at 9.06 p.m., when the New York Times is reporting that Joe Biden is 30 points ahead of Trump, the New York Times is suppressing the votes, the people who might otherwise have voted for Trump.
	But if you're a Biden person and you were going to vote for Biden and you saw he's so far in the lead, you might just go, okay, well, we got this.
	That's not how elections work.
	And in addition to that fact, there's also a sort of begrudging element to this.
	If you recall how long it took for some of those key states to be announced in 2016, you weren't there, of course, because you weren't invited, but I was at the victory party at the Hilton in New York when states like Florida, which determined the election last year, were declared much later than they might ordinarily have been.
	Later than they had been in previous elections.
	Why?
	Because ABC, NBC, CBS, The New York Times, all these outlets knew that by admitting that Trump had won Florida and various other critical states, that he'd won that incredible crescent up there in Michigan,
	that that handed him the presidency.
	And it wasn't until 10, 11, 12 o'clock, somewhat later than most people in most newsrooms and much later than most producers on major news shows knew that it was already over.
	It wasn't until almost two hours after that that finally the news networks called it.
	And that's the reason that some of these places are reluctant to give Trump the victories that he's in fact achieved.
	One, it's mere begrudging hatred.
	And two, with all of the mail-in votes, thanks to COVID and all the rest of it, there's a significant benefit to suppressing the vote by giving the impression that Biden's winning for as long as it's physically possible.
	Every media...
	You don't understand that, though.
	Because people who haven't voted yet.
	Everyone's voted.
	You just said it's 9 o'clock.
	It's over.
	There are people who will post their ballots tomorrow.
	Well, then you should scare those people and make it look like Trump's winning.
	There are people who will post their ballots tomorrow.
	Yeah, but that's not how elections work.
	What happens is that people tend to get behind the guy that looks like he's winning.
	That is how every attempt at vote suppression in the history of elections has worked.
	And we're not talking about something that's like a custom that was overturned by Trump.
	The fact is that people want to get behind winners.
	And if somebody was scared about a Trump victory, they voted a week ago already.
	But if somebody is on the fence or not sure, those are the kind of voters who can be swayed to get behind the guy that's not going to be able to do it.
	What are we talking about?
	At 9 o'clock on the day of...
	Well, 200 million people in America haven't voted yet.
	Ooh, slam dunk.
	Can we get Copper Cab on the line?
	We can try, yes.
	He told me I can call him any time tonight.
	Just to bear in mind, and I know a lot more people have voted than this, but the confirmed results at the moment in a country of 330 million people only amount to 40 million.
	And there is a...
	I saw about 130 million people vote every year.
	Well, I'm saying so far what has come in, right?
	If 130 million people in this country vote every year, that means 200 million don't.
	Is it worth taking the chance of voter suppression, getting those people who would not normally vote to swing behind Biden, mail it tomorrow on the basis that some Democrat attorney general might be able to convince their state Supreme Court to accept the votes,
	which they probably will do.
	And they'll probably be successful in that endeavor.
	Is it worth suppressing the Trump victory as long as possible tonight?
	Yes, of course it is.
	And that's why every media organization is doing it.
	He kind of talks like it's like in Britain, you know, that thing where they have the Speaker of the House where one side talks first and the honorable lady will, and then they do like they say something at Thatcher or whatever.
	And then she comes back on and then they have their thing.
	He has the same sort of like slam dunk thing at the end when he sits down.
	Have you ever slept in part of this?
	And then sit down.
	I think the honorable lady will understand that we're living in a time where that's no longer possible.
	Right.
	It's like he knows where he's going to stop talking.
	I never do.
	Nailed it.
	I know when I'm done talking when I get the words to it.
	I think it's called being correct and knowing you're correct.
	I think it's called a nine-hour answer.
	I still don't really understand.
	I was like starting to think about my laundry about a third of the way through.
	I'm not responsible for your lack of education.
	Yeah, you are, actually.
	If your audience is drifting.
	I am not.
	Well, I don't think they are.
	I think it's just you.
	I think that you do a great disservice to your audience in assuming that they are as dumb as you.
	As bored.
	As bored.
	He's ready at, it's eight for him now.
	He's ready at nine.
	Why?
	So he's an hour behind.
	Who is that?
	What does that mean, ready?
	Cupperkeb.
	What's a ready?
	Copper cab.
	Cupperkeb.
	He better have a hell of a fucking set.
	So he's ready at our 10, I guess.
	I'd like to pay tribute to you for the extraordinary act of Christian charity and generosity by hiring you?
	And giving you not money?
	Not me, and certainly not infinite, but in reviving Copper Cab's career, because he was one of the most iconic internet phenomena of my naissance on the internet.
	And I just want to pay tribute to you and thank you for that.
	You're welcome.
	Let's just dip back into our list because it's the only thing we'll be able to pursue here as far as breaking news.
	Sorry, as far as covering news stories.
	So Scalise was five plus three.
	Go back to that NBC News link I sent you.
	Who are the other three?
	And he had asked, by the way, the shooter had said, is this Republicans or Democrats playing?
	So it was Rep Don...
	Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop.
	GOP lawmaker said Wednesday alleged government government.
	So rep Don Santis told Cena a man came up to him and blah, blah, blah.
	We both agreed the individual came up to us was Republicans or Democrats.
	We got that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Go down.
	Man approached him.
	Boring, boring, boring.
	Keep going.
	This isn't good.
	I want to find the names of the other three who were shot.
	Or were they shot?
	Yes, they were.
	Go back, stop.
	He was among five people.
	Keep going.
	Left the field.
	You're going to have to do wiki on the Scully's shooting.
	But let me jump ahead while Ryan digs that up.
	Davidson is number six.
	Kristen Davison, female campaign manager for Nevada GOP, Guber National nominee Adam Laxalt.
	So a Democratic operative for American Bridge 21st Century, a group founded by David Brock and funded by liberal billionaire George Soros, which you're not allowed to say on Fox, was arrested Tuesday after the female campaign manager for Nevada GOP,
	Goober National, nominee Adam Laxalt, accused the operative of grabbing and yanking her arm and refusing to let go.
	This guy comes up.
	Remember at the beginning I said Anderson and Meeklund were together because there was the same guy?
	I think they were only together because it was the same week.
	This is a guy who works for some Soros company.
	He attacked this Kristen Davidson chick and California congressional candidate Rudy Peters.
	He's on a tear, this guy.
	Eric Salwell's Republican challenger narrowly escapes stabbing attempt, suspect in custody.
	There he is.
	Yeah, okay, that's not the same guy.
	Sorry.
	The first guy I just showed you, the Soros guy, he comes up twice.
	I should have done a tiny bit more homework before I presented this.
	Wait, go up a bit?
	Yeah, Wilfred Michael Stark.
	This guy has attacked several Republicans.
	And it's funded by George Soros, which I think means they probably pay his legal bills.
	So let's Wikipedia Steve Scalise.
	Because I have a feeling I was wrong, and those plus three are Republican politicians, which would bring our total weight up.
	While that's in progress, just an update.
	All right, go back up.
	It's at the top.
	Go back up to the top.
	Hold on, Miles.
	That's all right.
	So, June 14th, practice session.
	James Hosgin shot.
	U.S. majority of Steve Scalise, yes.
	U.S. Capitol Police Officer.
	Yep, not counting that.
	Congressional aide Zach Barth.
	Should we count that as a Republican politician?
	And lobbyist Matt Mika?
	No.
	No, we're not counting those.
	I want to do politicians.
	So yeah, that leaves us with five.
	Kristen Davis, and we already did her.
	And then there's Peters.
	Let me just finish Peters and then you can jump on.
	California man Farzad Fazelli was arrested Tuesday for allegedly trying to stab a congressional candidate at a fair on Sunday.
	Police said local media identified the candidate as Republican Rudy Peters, who was challenging Democratic rep Eric Sabella in November.
	I'm suspicious of these psychos too.
	I'm suspicious they're funded assassins.
	Which among us, which among us, who in our great nation has not fantasized about stabbing a congressional candidate?
	I can't say that I belong to that group.
	I don't know anybody who has.
	Yes, but the thing is, we secretly fantasize it.
	They pay people to do it.
	Well, I think plenty of it goes on on both sides.
	Peter's update on the Senate.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	So provide me with a list of Democratic politicians who have been stabbed, attacked, shot, strangled.
	Just name one.
	If it goes on on both sides.
	Martin Luther King, JFK.
	So we're going pretty far back.
	Nothing since.
	Peter survived serious injury thanks to a malfunctioning switchblade.
	The Almeida County Sheriff's Office said Tuesday.
	The attempted stabbing was preceded by Fazelle making disparaging remarks about the Republican Party, according to the Sheriff's Office.
	Okay, Milo, take it away.
	Well, just a quick update, ladies and gentlemen, on the Senate and the House.
	And that update is to say, not much of an update.
	Not much has happened in terms of swings, gains, all those other kinds of vaguely sexual terms you'll hear this evening.
	43 Democrats and 37 Republicans have secured their Senate seat.
	Only a net plus one for the Democrats tonight.
	Way too early to say what's going on there because so many of the Republican races haven't been called yet.
	So we can't really say anything meaningful about that.
	In the House, 39 Democrats have been called and 56 Republicans.
	The Republicans do lead, but again, There's no clear winner in terms of games or what might turn into the eventual control of those houses.
	A lot of interesting individual races for Senate and for Congress, not all of them, of course, up this year, but some interesting things going on.
	Now, in most of the estimates that I'm seeing online, Joe Biden is beginning to widen his lead in terms of the overall electoral votes.
	Some of those estimates are now including states like Florida.
	Fox News, for instance, is reporting that Joe Biden has 129 electoral votes to Donald Trump's 94.
	Reuters, which is notoriously conservative about the races that it grants, it doesn't want to give anybody a race until it's really, really sure, has Biden on 89 and Trump on 54.
	Some of these numbers...
	This is that moment, by the way, 9.20 in the evening.
	It's precisely the moment that in 2016 we were all freaking the fuck.
	Sorry, the 89.54 is for the Senate or for the presidency?
	No, we're back to the presidency now.
	That's why I said Biden and Trump rather than Republican and Democrat and Republican for the Senate.
	Try to keep up because the listeners are.
	Politico, which is relatively aggressive about calling races, is 122 for Biden and 94 for Trump.
	But this at 9.20 p.m., this is exactly the moment in which some of the faithful, some of the deplorables, lost hope in 2016, and they were wrong to do so.
	Everything's still to play for.
	Lots of big races not called yet.
	That's all for now, Gavin.
	Thank you.
	Seven.
	Number eight.
	Campaign manager Kristen Davison.
	Do I count that?
	Is that a Republican politician?
	Because it's a tricky thing.
	I can give you a list of millions of Trump supporters who have been attacked by Antifa.
	Milo got punched in the face, didn't you?
	I did.
	Where was that?
	I was coming out of a mediocre restaurant.
	I was coming out of a mediocre restaurant in some vague district of Manhattan, north of the landmarks.
	And somebody...
	Look, I've not been in many fights in my life, which will come as a surprise to you.
	But this wasn't even an altercation so much as a lunging, flailing, mispunching, swing and a slap.
	And it was, as somebody who has paid to be punched on many occasions, this was...
	I don't think it counts as punch when it's a fist up your ass.
	No, but not up my bottom.
	I've been paid to be punched in the face, the back of the neck, you know, the body where it won't show if I've got a media appearance the next day.
	I have been paid to be assaulted on a number of occasions in my life.
	And on those occasions, I have been punched properly.
	Properly.
	And I have to say, this was the most noodle-armed lily-livered punch I have ever been.
	They're famous for those.
	I have ever been on the receiving end of.
	But it is true to say, as you correctly suggest, that I was punched out of nowhere coming out of a mediocre restaurant in Manhattan.
	Now, didn't he say, are you Milo?
	And you said yes, and then he started slapping me.
	I did make that mistake.
	And where exactly were you?
	Not exactly, but like the...
	Oh, I don't know some square.
	But didn't he say, you can't be south of 14th Street?
	Oh, yeah.
	There was something like, I forget now.
	You remember better than I did because I was in shock.
	You know, I was in shock.
	I was traumatized.
	I've buried it.
	I've buried it.
	But I did tell the story on the show, which I was a little bit late for because I got smacked.
	Doesn't being smacked take like one second?
	You make another good point.
	11,000.
	No, no, I mean, you make a good point.
	I mean, I had to call Chadwick.
	Chadwick freaked out.
	Milo, so somebody just hit Milo.
	We're waiting at a hotel until he feels better.
	That's exactly what happened.
	That's exactly what's.
	Did you know one time Chadwick was doing the dishes, listening to our show, and he heard that and he went, I don't remember being on Gavin's show.
	I was like doing the show.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, it's amazing.
	You should order pizzas too as well.
	You must have been south of 14th Street.
	You should order pizza with his voice.
	Hi, Dominoes.
	I'd like a thin crust.
	You know what?
	We'll get the deep dish.
	You know it would be the deep dish.
	Oh, I know.
	You also know that it would be the, not the quattro formagi.
	No, no.
	It would be the meat feast.
	Yeah, so you don't want to say it.
	I'll just point to it.
	The deep dish.
	The deep dish meat feast.
	The regular...
	It's always Indians working in Devil.
	Do you remember the restaurant?
	I'm sorry, there's nothing funnier than taking a piss out of Chadwick.
	Can I remember the restaurant?
	I could probably summon it if I thought about it.
	But it was one of those places that's very overpriced but has excellent cocktails, which is typically where I will go.
	And I will forego lots of courses in favor of interesting drinks.
	And I remember just sitting at the bar for a couple of drinks.
	So it was below 14th Street.
	You were being punished for being below 14th Street.
	He said something along the lines of like, you know, don't come below 14th again or some nonsense like that.
	And I said, why are there lots of other noodle-armed people who are going to fail to intimidate me there too?
	And then I confess I ran away.
	This is the mock tail at Butter.
	And then there was a time in DC where we were doused with water by a woman who was literally, didn't we, love?
	Because...
	Oh, I got her, right in the face with a fucking...
	Well, not just that, but she was a dumb cunt who paid with a credit card.
	And let me give you a little piece of advice.
	If you're an Antifa activist and you're thinking about, well, we would say committing assault, but they would say doing An action.
	Let me give you some advice.
	Don't pay with your credit card with your name on the fucking slip.
	Because after that unsatisfactory altercation in which we unquestionably were the victorious party, I sauntered over to your table, found your credit card receipt, saw your fucking name, you dumb bitch, looked you up and found out everything about you.
	Then found out she had an OnlyFans account.
	Told your dad you were selling nudes online and got you thrown out the house and fired from Holiday Inn.
	Oh, I didn't know fired from Holiday Inn.
	Yeah, I got her fired from the Holiday Inn and thrown out of the house because I emailed not just her dad, who was a vice president at Goldman Sachs, but all of his colleagues and all the other vice presidents in his particular office at Goldman Sachs, the photos of her that she was selling online.
	I emailed her nudes to her dad and to all of her dad's colleagues with a helpful PDF attached of how much she was charging for each individual image.
	Oh, that's funny.
	And that's why you don't fucking mess with us in public.
	Isn't it funny how these feminists go, these cocksuckers are evil and they want us out of the, they want to keep us in the kitchen and they want to make us housewives and we want to be free.
	We want to be free to ride our machines without being hassled by the man.
	We want to take over the world.
	And you go, okay, you know what?
	You're free.
	What are you going to do?
	I know.
	I want to see my cunt for 10 bucks.
	Are you sure you don't want to become an oncologist?
	Cancer's a real issue.
	Okay, what about my tits?
	Those are $8.
	Well, I mean, everyone wants to see naked ladies.
	It's not a big thing.
	That's all you have to sell?
	You want to buy my nudes.
	No, I don't.
	Buying nudes?
	Aren't naked ladies free online?
	Who buys nudes?
	I understand.
	I want to buy her noose.
	I don't want to buy her nudes.
	Just an update from the venerable New York Times and Ryan will throw it up on the background.
	You know why?
	Because I emailed him to him first because I'm such a good person and a really good, conscientious colleague.
	I think we're finally getting into our groove here.
	Yeah, yeah.
	After the election is basically fucking done.
	Ryan has the details, which will be behind me shortly.
	Which way do I move?
	What do I do?
	Do I go like this?
	The reverse.
	Oh, God, it's so confusing.
	So go closer to that light, and you'll be good.
	But really far away.
	No, but I want to talk about that one.
	Okay, then go the other way.
	So I talk about...
	Oh, wait, no, this is good.
	So if I want to talk about left, I go left.
	Yeah.
	Okay, fine.
	No, that's good.
	And I'll just put that down a bit.
	Sorry, just a minute.
	This stuff is, like, so confusing.
	I don't know how people do it.
	Anderson is amazing.
	Okay, as you'll see, with 93% reporting.
	Oh, that is huge.
	The New York Times is saying that over 95% likely that Donald Trump wins Florida.
	And that's a swing toward Trump of plus three.
	Meaning doing better than last year, I guess.
	Now we look at Georgia.
	Georgia.
	You know what?
	I could scoot it for you.
	You stay put.
	Yes.
	If I scooch the whole thing away from you.
	If you just scooch.
	Yeah, and if you could just make it white.
	I mean, in general.
	But no, I don't mean the country.
	I just mean the background.
	That I cannot.
	If we made it white, you'd have no one to fuck.
	I, of all people, innocent.
	You and Don Lemon would be mortified.
	Well, Don Lemon, I think, probably is not who you mean, but.
	Ow!
	Easy.
	What happened?
	Do you know what?
	I've got to tell you.
	Did you just smash the top of your palate or your mouth with a steel scrap?
	Man, I've got to have my teeth.
	It was more than nice.
	Why do you have a steel straw?
	Why are you drinking wine out of a coffee thing?
	Because you don't have wine glasses.
	I know, but take the top and the straw off, and you've got a big class.
	Well, I will now, and you know why I will?
	You know why I will.
	No, look.
	First of all, shut up.
	And second of all, do you know why I will?
	Because I read a story.
	Metal straws.
	Metal.
	Metal straw.
	Oh, interesting.
	By the way, if you're interested in white wine this evening, because you're not yet ready to crack out the champagne, let me recommend to you an Italian white.
	People are a little bit overconfident about Californian whites in my view, but not quite ready to reconnect with France.
	Given all of the scandals about the bought and paid for rosettes and things like that, let me recommend to you a couple of Italian whites.
	The first one is a Gavi di Gavi.
	Gavi is a light, beautiful, and delicious, fresh...
	Sorry?
	I like the name.
	Gavi di Gavi.
	Light, beautiful, fresh.
	And if you can't find a nice Gavi because you live in a poor area or...
	It's so like the Italian sailor bee.
	Gavi di Gavi.
	Talking.
	You might want to consider.
	If you want to find a nice Gavi, go to a dive bar in New York City in Midtown.
	Alternatively.
	Jimmy's Corner, you might probably find a nice Gavi there.
	Sure, nice Gavi.
	Alternatively, you might want to consider a Fiano if you cannot.
	Oops, see, doops.
	Sorry.
	I'm no drunker than anyone on CNN at the moment.
	You might want to consider a nice Fiano.
	Now, what was I saying?
	Oh, yes.
	I was giving you some Georgia, right?
	Prove too much for the man.
	What do we got here?
	Yes.
	Okay, now, the New York Times, according to a 38% reported vote tally in Georgia, is saying 84% likely that Trump takes Georgia.
	And North Carolina has moved quite dramatically in the New York Times' estimation from probably Trump to quite likely Trump, which means fucking obviously the God Emperor smashed it.
	Shut the fuck up.
	91%.
	That's the New York Times.
	Quite likely Trump is a New York Caribbean.
	What if you want to fuck a girl and I said, and you say, what are the chances are we going to get fucked tonight?
	And she goes, like, 91%.
	It basically means if you don't shit your pants.
	It doesn't mean quite likely.
	That's a rough 8%.
	It doesn't mean quite likely.
	In just the same way that 84% doesn't mean probably.
	If you don't projectile vomit in my face or 84% doesn't mean probably.
	Leave it till after you come.
	84% means it's happening.
	It doesn't mean that's probably.
	Yes.
	Very likely, quite likely.
	That's all for now.
	I'm going to attempt to dive a little bit deeper into some of the individual congressional races, except I don't really give a fuck about them.
	So you may get news about that or not sporadically over the rest of the evening.
	So I'll drop the thing with the Republican politicians, but I've got like eight that I just sort of threw together before we did the show.
	And that doesn't hold a candle to violence against any sort of right-wing figure.
	Like I was walking around my neighbor.
	Shit's getting weird with my neighborhood.
	My ex-fucking nanny won't speak to me.
	And we told the most offensive jokes to each other all the time.
	Attractive young lady, huge bazumbas.
	I never made anything, any remotely inappropriate comments to her.
	And like she's exed me.
	Missed opportunity.
	My wife's best friend.
	And when I walk around my neighborhood, I get these looks where they just look shocked and then they look away.
	And I was like, how do I explain this to people who haven't been in this?
	And this is what it's like.
	It's like I own a Girls Gone Wild company and I was just caught with like seven of the girls in the last DVD we put out were underage.
	And I went to court and seven of the 15.
	I think one would be damning enough, but 15.
	Well, I'm telling you how they look at me.
	So like they gasp.
	And if I walk into like the grocery store, they go, Hush, hop, hush, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, hop, shop.
	They're like, hi, I'm the guy with the Girls Gone Wild DVD.
	I didn't know they had fake ID.
	I love that reference so much.
	It's what it feels like.
	You were the little commercial with the ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
	Yeah, and you're like, Cola.
	I didn't do that.
	They lied.
	Is Biggs there?
	We got Biggs.
	Big.
	Yo, dog.
	Hey, I was in New York City.
	Well, I'm in New York City.
	I mean, you live there, yeah.
	We were there last night.
	Sorry.
	Jesus.
	There was all these stores being boarded up.
	And they were makeup stores.
	Fifth Avenue has got all the Gucci Prada.
	They've got German Shepherds out front.
	And I did not know that Proud Boys have this proclivity for makeup and designer handbags.
	Did you know that?
	I knew that.
	Yeah, you know, actually, Brad Hume from Fox said, hey, he goes, it's not going to be the Proud Boys you got to worry about today that are going to be out there rioting, eluding.
	It's going to be the left.
	And I was kind of surprised to hear that coming from him.
	I mean, that was his first comment when they started going live to cover the election, and they were talking about that.
	Greg Gutfeld brought up how all this shit was getting boarded up.
	And it's just really interesting because, I mean, you're boarding these places up, getting ready for your own people to fucking riot.
	But meanwhile, when I go to an event, the media wants to ask me if I'm going to riot, if Enrique and I are going to lead men into combat and storm these buildings and steal shit.
	Are we going to go out and start a boogaloo or some crap like that?
	I'm like, look, we accept the results.
	We're grown-ass men.
	You know, your side's been throwing a fucking hissy fit for the last four years, and you've been violent, and it's led to murder and all kinds of shit.
	So I don't know why they're so obsessed with us.
	Maybe it's because we're better looking than them and they just want to talk about us.
	My question is about the question.
	How genuine is the question?
	Like I did ABC News and they canned it because it went too well for us.
	But when she was saying like, what are you going to do after if Trump loses?
	I have this Trump button.
	So I said, I'm going to push that and it's going to unleash the Kraken and the Proud Boys will come out of the sewers.
	But was she saying that because she genuinely wanted to know what Proud Boys were planning?
	Or was she saying that just to get it out there in the ether?
	So when people say Antifa are violent, other people would say, well, Proud Boys are violent too.
	And it'll kind of just obfuscate the whole thing and make it a muddy gray mess that...
	Yeah, they're projecting.
	I mean, they're projecting.
	They know their side is going to be the one that's doing it.
	And they're trying to throw our name into it to associate us with it.
	So when people start writing on their side, they can go, well, maybe some of the Proud Boys dressed up as left-wing agitators and actually sparked a lot of this stuff.
	And they're doing it to make us look bad.
	I mean, that's what they've done before.
	They're going to do it again.
	I'm not surprised.
	It's a tactic they use, but it is what it is.
	We know what we're going to do.
	But listen, you're saying it's a tactic they use, and that makes sense with Antifa.
	That makes sense with Soros.
	But the media are doing the exact same thing.
	They call back them.
	They give them their scapegoat form.
	So the media are in the exact same category as Antifa and all the Soros people because they're using the exact same tactics.
	They're being disingenuous and they're asking questions that they know the answer to, like, why do you beat your wife?
	It's that kind of a question.
	Well, there's a website called, what is it, Expose Sunlight or something like that?
	And they released all these leaked Zoom conference calls of people within the Trump administration who are still Obama holdovers working with people like Antifa talking about how they're going to have a coup if Trump wins and beats Biden.
	These people are all working together.
	I mean, they're all collectively together passing out disinformation to the media.
	The media puts that out to the dumbed-down public.
	The dumbed-down public believes it, which then empowers and emboldens Antifa to continue what they're doing because they end up having their back.
	The media never calls Antifa back, so they get emboldened even more.
	And then that's when you have the police feeling like, hey, why should I be here?
	Then you see the attacks on them.
	You see the murder attempts and things like that.
	The left is corrupt.
	This is a battle, literally, of good versus evil.
	If Biden wins, you will see America fall.
	It's it.
	We've heard that saying, if America ever falls, it won't be from a foreign entity.
	It will be from within.
	And this is that pivotal moment right now.
	So this is the most important American election since when?
	This is the most important fucking day in America's history.
	Really?
	American revolution.
	I think that if this goes south and Biden wins, you're going to see the people like the AOCs getting thrown into cabinet positions.
	You're going to see Bernie Sanders.
	You're going to see the Elizabeth Warrens.
	You're going to see these Marxist people coming into positions and they're going to strip.
	And who do you think they're going to go after?
	You know, we've seen Trump talk about, oh, we're going to make the ANTI for a terrorist organization.
	But a tweet doesn't count, motherfucker.
	You got to fucking do it.
	What is the left going to do?
	They're going to come straight for us.
	They're going to come for the Proud Boys.
	They're going to label us domestic terrorist organization.
	They're going to do that shit in the first fucking week.
	I promise you that.
	And then they're going to go after anybody that's right-wing.
	You're going to see cell phone services getting shut down.
	You're going to see internet getting shut down.
	You're going to see the inability to communicate with your fellow conservatives.
	It's going to be 1981.
	It's going to be shit.
	This is a worst case scenario, worse than fucking Hillary Clinton.
	I almost wish that this was up against Hillary and not who we have right now, because the left has gotten even more radical since she lost, and that's fucking scary.
	And don't you think of Joe Biden as just this irrelevant vessel, this puppet?
	Like, he doesn't really exist.
	It's weekend at Bernie's, so at least Hillary existed.
	This guy is just, it's sort of like Justin Trudeau.
	He's anyone's dog for a bone.
	You just make his hands over there, you make him sign something, and then you push him out of the room.
	Yeah, exactly.
	He's an easy sell because he worked with Obama.
	He's the easy sell for the dumbed-down public on the left, which I'll submit most of these people are.
	But don't you think when you say dumbed down public coming out and they introduce her as the next president of the United States, this is a Harris administration working with Joe Biden.
	And they've said this numerous times.
	It's not a gaff.
	They've planned that.
	That's part of the propaganda.
	That's part of what they're doing is getting people to program and understand that this is going to be a Harris administration, not a Joe Biden administration.
	Yes, yes.
	And when you say the dumbed down American public, let's be honest, it's disproportionately female.
	Yeah, I mean, well, it's not just that the female population is more dumbed down.
	They're just, they think with emotions instead of facts.
	Yes.
	They go, well, I don't like Trump because he's not nice.
	He's growls pussy.
	Who gives a flying fuck what someone's nice?
	You care about what he's doing?
	You care about the fact that he's created a great economy, that he's made our military strong, that he's actually helping veterans.
	I can tell you as a veteran, this is the first president that's done something that's actually helped me.
	I'm going to go from a low percent rating to almost 100% rating right now.
	Wait, what does that mean?
	Low percent rating, 10% rating.
	What does that mean?
	So when you retire, when you get out for medical reasons, they give you a rating.
	And from that rating, you get paid after you get out, whether that be retirement or whatever like that.
	So the military under Obama fucked me up.
	They gave me a super low rating.
	Under Trump, I was able to get a VA counselor that was assigned to me.
	And this guy's gone through my entire medical record over the last few months.
	And I get a call like a week ago.
	And he goes, dude, you should beat 100%.
	He's like, you have so many fucking injuries and so much fucked up shit going on.
	They've been fucking you for years.
	They owe you all kinds of money.
	Didn't you almost die twice?
	Didn't you get two purple hearts?
	Do you get more than one purple heart?
	Do what?
	Do they give out more than one purple heart?
	Oh, I got a buddy who's got like fucking six or seven of them.
	Holy shit.
	How many do you have?
	Just two.
	Oh, just two.
	Well, I've seen saving private Ryan Stone, so I've been through some shit too.
	You talk about how they're going to throw Proud Boys in jail if Biden wins and stuff, but all of this shit has already happened.
	Jeff did a year of weekends.
	Trigger Tommy just.
	Yeah, but I'm talking about mass fucking surveillance.
	I'm talking about actually going in and going, look, these guys are bad.
	They're the problem.
	We're going to do a preemptive strike.
	We're going to come after people.
	That's what I believe.
	Didn't Enrique just get kicked out of it?
	Like, oh, they got into something.
	This is going to be a full-on.
	These are the enemy.
	These are fascists.
	We're coming after them.
	And they're going to start looking for us and hunting us.
	Why do they end up putting out shows on stuff on Amazon like Hunters and stuff like that with Al Pacino, where they're talking about going out and hunting, actively hunting Nazis within the U.S., giving them free reign to go out and do whatever they want to it?
	That's predictive programming, and we're seeing that.
	And they're also a new movie getting ready to come out in 2021 called Songbird.
	And it's about COVID-19.
	And it's about how the military has the health department come through and hazmat suits and they actively check your fucking temperature.
	And if it gets to a certain point, they come in with guns, take you and throw you in internment camps.
	And it's fucking disgusting.
	And it's predictive programmed to get you ready.
	You have to understand, under a Biden administration, COVID-19 is not going away.
	It's going to stay here because it gives the power.
	It gives the deep state, the authoritarian people out there, the power over you to control you, to use fear, and watch what you're doing and measure your movements and keep you.
	And then that's when you have Agenda 21 and all that other shit happen.
	Quebec, no interruptions.
	Quebec, the province, they have those camps already in Canada.
	Yeah, in New Zealand, they're setting them up right now from what I read today.
	Jesus H. Who do you think is going to win tonight?
	I don't know.
	I just hope God is here with us and doesn't let evil prevail because that's like I said, this is what this really truly is.
	You have a guy who says he's going to be a president for all Americans.
	Then he calls soldiers dumb fucking idiots.
	Then he says that the Yahoos out in the parking lot blowing their horns at him are morons, you know, talking about Trump supporters.
	This guy has raised one of the most horrible sons in the world who's out there and a corrupt fucking family.
	You know, the Trumps aren't perfect, but look at this shit, man.
	Like, these guys are doing some Jeffrey Epstein-style fucked up shit, and it's just nasty.
	Several hundred-fold, thousand-fold.
	All right, Joe, thanks for coming to the show.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Look at that.
	Then a joke.
	Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.
	You know, the amount of war movies I've seen, like, when you guys see Joe Biggs talk, you're just like, don't war vet.
	Do it.
	When him and I talk, there's like a just the worst.
	Because you're a veteran of war, exactly.
	War movies.
	You're a veteran of war movies.
	Yeah.
	So you feel like you have in Sympatico with somebody who's watching these movies.
	I've had bad trips.
	So you're in Sympatico with somebody who's won Purple Hearts because you've seen Saving Private Ryan.
	That's one of the maybe 100 movies I've seen, Milo.
	You're quite disgusting.
	News in from Ohio against all odds and all probability, and who knows how long it'll last, but here's the news.
	Trump is now leading.
	Can you at least have a Fox News background on him when he's talking at the end of the day?
	I mean, you could just have pictures of me.
	That would be okay.
	Like any kind of infographic.
	Other pictures of me.
	There's all these people spending billions on infographics.
	You Might as well steal them.
	Trying to get wall up here, but.
	That's not really why people are here.
	People are just here to see me abuse you and you talk to grizzled and chiseled.
	And much more impressive, man.
	Uh-oh.
	Oh.
	Oh, that's Virginia.
	That's Virginia.
	Yeah, that's what won it for him last time.
	For real?
	Now, in case you are not up to date with the latest happenings, I did try to interject since this is the election night live stream, but was denied.
	I will nonetheless give you the information.
	Now, that is that Trump was, or is, perhaps he still is, leading Ohio 49.6 to 49.1.
	Nobody saw that.
	Oh my God, the Trump leading Ohio.
	The Trump captain from The Simpsons is on Fox News.
	Yep.
	Chief Wiggum.
	Chief Wiggum, in addition, we can now report that with 73% of the expected votes reported, Donald Trump is leading Texas, but because Texas is fucking gay and getting gayer by the second.
	And getting gay at it, if you will.
	He is only leading in Texas by 0.2%.
	Donald J. Trump, 49.4.
	Joseph Biden, 49.2.
	Those are the results in Texas tonight.
	Absolutely fucking terrifying.
	At least Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, all in the bag for Trump.
	We know that for sure.
	In the presidential results this evening, thanks to the Epoch Times, and it's worth paying attention to some of these more offbeat sources sometimes.
	These guys are looking at the polls of polls and they're also looking at some of the returns that the mainstream media doesn't want to admit yet.
	And looking at the Epoch Times, we can see 2020 presidential results.
	Biden, 115 electoral votes.
	Trump, 129.
	And this is based on a right-leaning, but very credible source.
	They also have Trump at this point in the evening.
	They have the popular vote at 28.1 million for Biden and 29 million for Trump.
	Nearly a million more votes for Trump.
	They also have House results as 91 for the Republicans and 70 for the Democrats, though that does represent a minus two for the Republicans, two losses.
	And they have the Senate race at 41 for Democrats and 39 for Republicans, which does, again, represent a loss of one for the Republicans.
	But all of the credible data so far, we have to tell you, we have to say, is looking just extraordinary.
	And if you look at the trading results on betting exchanges, that's a big thing.
	I'm going to send that to Ryan.
	We're going to throw that up as soon as we can after this.
	Look at the results from betting exchanges for the next president.
	I like that metric.
	It sounds cool.
	And since it's not just cool.
	Sounds kind of badass.
	It's not just cool, but it's one of the only reliable indicators of results.
	Sounds kind of blue collar.
	Well, it is.
	Between 9 p.m.
	Sounds kind of like cigarette smokers.
	Between 9 p.m. and 10.15 this evening, the betting odds inverted.
	At 9 p.m. this evening, Joe Biden was at about 30, excuse me, was about 65% likelihood to win, and Donald Trump was at about 35%.
	But at 10.15, just an hour and a quarter later, just like happened in 2016, exactly as happened in 2016, the latest betting pool, trading, future,
	whatever the fuck it's called, the latest results suggest from the aggregated betting pool that Donald Trump is 65.79% likely to win the president.
	What is that?
	What is that?
	Nothing.
	Is that cocaine?
	What?
	Where?
	Are you passing drugs?
	No, I got to meet.
	No, I've heard everything.
	Versus Joe Biden's 37%.
	I'm just mad that they're not sharing.
	Back to you, Gavin.
	Well, this is exciting.
	And just like in 2016, we are seeing a Democratic lead get smushed by the working class.
	You know, I was by my gym today and I saw a man in a fluorescent yellow shirt carrying one of those survey things, you know, that they pop down and that little tripod thing that they use to make sure that your building isn't diagonal, leaning tower of skyscraper.
	And I'm looking at him.
	He's looking at me.
	And I love when I'm outside of my fucking bourgeois neighborhood, which I'm leaving, by the way.
	And I see someone in a fluorescent orange shirt because I go, finally, I can relax and not have this weird, like, there's the guy with the 14-year-olds and girls gone wild.
	And he looks at me and he stops.
	He goes, Gavin?
	And I go, yeah, hey, Newton.
	And we're by a huge residential building that he's working on.
	He goes, I go, this thing is a work of art.
	It's beautiful.
	And he goes, yeah, I've been here since day one.
	And I go, I've seen it like when you were digging the foundation.
	I've watched it.
	It's now like 15 stories.
	And I go there every day.
	So I see the progression.
	It's just incredible.
	And the lack of reverence to this thing, I almost said monstrosity.
	This massive, stunning, like the rebar.
	It blows my mind.
	And I said to him, I told him a story about this Bronx teacher, high school teacher, that's at my gym.
	And I said to the Bronx teacher, dude, your class should have to come here every day and sit and stare at this thing.
	And then have guys like you say, well, what we're doing now is we're all about the foundation.
	The windows are last, blah, blah, blah.
	Rebar goes through here.
	You pour the cement this way.
	Like, fuck the trades.
	We're not trying to teach them how to build a building, just to show them some reverence for the incredible things that men build.
	It's not a joke.
	And the teacher told me, this is South Bronx, which is a fucking Zoo.
	The South Bronx Zoo, by the way, recently opened its gates because they realized there's no difference between the zoo and its surrounding neighborhoods.
	There's now the rhinos roam free.
	You're actually safer in the zoo than you are outside the zoo.
	Burgers every day!
	Looting pockets, running pockets, as they call it.
	Like, it's a fucking hellhole.
	Overamp, overamp, overamp.
	Oh, I gotta say, Ryan, looking at studio space, I think we're gonna end up in the Bronx.
	For real, for reals.
	If you spend a fortune on security, you end up with this fucking massive Fox News studio for like two grand a month.
	I thought you were gonna build in the studio.
	Well, careful what you give away.
	Oh, I'm cracked.
	I'm like a mushroom.
	They just keep me in the dark and feed me shit.
	It's so odd.
	It was so funny.
	It's the idea of being kept in the dark and fed shit.
	Wait, wait, I'm not done.
	Let me finish my anecdote.
	That was a really good segment to Il Hanomar news, but okay.
	So I told the Bronx teacher that we should come and look at the building every day.
	It's incredibly educational.
	I'm sure the tradesmen would happy, the ones that are sitting around on their break would be happy to come over and explain like the, I don't know, something about plumbing.
	And the Bronx teacher told me, he said, yeah, we did have that program.
	And then some fucking lefties found out about it and said, oh, so what are you saying?
	That you want black people to be your slaves?
	You think they're too stupid to learn about Kierkegaard and German existentialism?
	What?
	You think you want them to all be construction workers because they're too stupid?
	And the program was canceled.
	And that was in that.
	So I told the survey guy that.
	And he goes, yeah, you know what?
	I started as a public school teacher.
	And I thought, maybe I'll go to the Bronx one day.
	Like, maybe I'll try to save the world.
	And the way they treat tradesmen, the way they look at people with trades in this country is just depressing.
	And I just thought, you know what?
	Fuck you all.
	I'm going to go make money.
	And I go, and I bet you make way more money than all these assholes that look down on you.
	And he goes, dude, I make more than people in finance.
	See what I'm saying?
	All right, I'm done.
	My point.
	That's fine.
	I've got my mouth on now.
	What are you eating?
	I want my mouth on now because I keep being fucking rejected.
	Have you noticed his accents get a little more working class?
	Yeah.
	More whining in me.
	Yeah.
	Because it's...
	Hello, darling.
	Sorry, I'm late.
	I'll keep getting fucking interrupted.
	I'll keep being fucking fucking like a fucking mushroom.
	He sounds like Tommy Robinson sounds like Mr. Rogers.
	Because I'm in there like a mushroom, kept in the dark and fed shit.
	Move the green screen camera so now my screen is it.
	Oh, Sarah.
	Can I sit down now?
	No, no.
	It's time for your LN Olmar thing.
	I know, I want you to go.
	Oh, sit down.
	Oh, oh.
	You can stand up for a while.
	You can be the bitch.
	Damn.
	Oh, God.
	Oh.
	Oh, uh, Jacob's calling.
	Hold on.
	I have.
	Jacob who?
	Hold on, Jacob Wall.
	Hey, Jacob.
	Oh, fuck.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	No.
	No.
	No.
	No.
	No.
	No.
	I don't think I have.
	Hang up.
	I just messed up.
	No.
	No, we're not.
	I'm not calling him no.
	No, I'm just saying I'm not going to participate in a conversation with somebody who's running fucking...
	No.
	Ryan!
	Hold up.
	Yes.
	Ryan.
	Yeah, gotcha.
	Here.
	Sorry, sir.
	Could you please hang up on that dreadful human being?
	He's hung up on, sir.
	You gotta just get a little closer to the mic.
	I won't talk back anymore, I promise.
	No, it's okay.
	You can talk back.
	It's fine as long as you're not talking to him.
	I belong to you now.
	I have full allegiance.
	Do you really mean that?
	Yes.
	Do you mean you...
	Okay, so you're going to tell him to go over there when he comes back?
	When he asks me to do something in the future, ever again, I'm going to be like, ask Milo if that's okay.
	Okay, but that has to start now.
	You have to promise.
	When he comes out, it starts now.
	Well, it's not like a pinky swear, but I'm.
	No, no, give it to me.
	Right now.
	But what happens if we go?
	Right now?
	I don't want to lose my job.
	Right now?
	I just realized what I said.
	Right fucking now.
	Okay, excuse me.
	Thank you.
	Okay.
	I pinky swared.
	Ilhan Omar has won her race, and she's won with 65% of...
	I'm leaving if he comes on air.
	Oh, you don't get along?
	With people who do PR for child rapists?
	No, I don't.
	Well, everybody's got a cross to bear.
	That's a dungeon of a cross to bear.
	I don't fuck with people who proudly lobby for people who procure children to be raped by billionaires.
	No, if he's coming on air, I'm out.
	I'm going home.
	So you make a decision accordingly.
	Ilhan Omar has won her.
	Kick him off to when I get bored, okay?
	Because he's not coming on while I'm on air.
	Ilhan Omar has won her race with 65% of the vote.
	This is not surprising since her seat has been held by Democrats since 1960.
	Here we are.
	Okay.
	What's going on?
	Just keep...
	You should be able to...
	Since she has...
	Since Democrats have held the seat since...
	Okay, good, good, you're right, fine, fine.
	Since Democrats have held the seat since 1965.
	But it does raise some questions in particular about Democrat voters in Minnesota.
	Now, let's just bear in mind the fact that since the last time that Minnesotan voters went to the polls, we've learned some things about Ilhan Omar.
	We've learned that in a Florida court, she was accused of taking money from the Qatari government for reasons unknown.
	We've learned...
	I'll just pretend it's something else.
	We've learned that she said that 9-11 was some people did something.
	That's how she characterized 9-11.
	We've learned that she...
	Nice, cool.
	We've learned that she, in all likelihood, and according to some very credible reporting, married her brother to commit immigration fraud to get in this country in the first place.
	This is the Democrats' progressive champion in Congress.
	It's not AOC, who's just some dumb barmaid, who it's convenient and easy to dress up and to present as the new face of the Progressive Democrat Party.
	No, the real face of the Democrat Party is Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib.
	And the things that we've learned about Ilhan Omar, the fact that she married her brother to commit immigration fraud, the fact that she was never eligible to run for Congress in the first place and the Democrat Party doesn't seem to care, that she is accepting money from the Qatari government,
	and that she has the most extraordinary views, not just about Jews, but also about 9-11, which affected many New Yorkers beyond just the Jewish community who, by all accounts, stayed home that day.
	Who knows?
	But it's the most extraordinary and remarkable set of circumstances that Ilhan Omar would be re-elected in Minnesota with 65% of the vote.
	Absolutely astonishing and somewhat, if you don't mind me saying, terrifying.
	And maybe I might eventually recover from that.
	And the final result down there in Minneapolis was as follows.
	Ilhan Omar, 232,840 votes and her Republican challenger, Lacey Johnson, with 89,463, which represents a 65%, as I mentioned earlier, victory for Ilhan Omar.
	Very terrifying and absolutely ghastly.
	Now, in the interview you heard just a moment ago, I'm not done yet.
	In the interview you heard just a moment ago, an interesting point was made, not by Gavin, obviously, but by his interlocutor, by Joe Biggs.
	And that was about whether or not this is really the election of Joe Biden or whether it's a Kamala Harris administration using Joe Biden for electoral...
	Of course, it's fine.
	It's fine.
	It's fine.
	Take your Coke.
	That's okay.
	He doesn't do anything.
	That's right, too.
	Why would you not share?
	You know, I'm like a...
	Never mind.
	Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah.
	If you need some more contemporary hip-hop clips, I can probably help.
	Because your shit's like quite old, they're saying.
	Like, if you need some want to be a woman.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	I want to read to you just a few extracts from a really interesting op-ed, which is on.
	You have to go into your normal spot.
	It's incongruous for the flow of the show.
	The guest situation is the same.
	I could put it on the green screen.
	It's annoying.
	Go to the green screen.
	No!
	Go to the green screen.
	He's going to cry.
	You made him cry, and now he fell.
	See, you can't make him...
	Now he's sad down there.
	He's not sad at all.
	He's definitely sad down there.
	I don't see happiness.
	Why do you have a bag of crackers on?
	He's got two modes.
	Sad, happy, hungry.
	He's got sad, happy.
	No, he's got two modes.
	Sad, hungry, happy, hungry.
	Continue the point.
	I'm very interested in the bitch.
	You're a fucking dick.
	Sad, hungry, fuck, hungry.
	Fuck you.
	That was a good drop.
	Fucking song.
	So continue, sorry.
	An interesting op-ed that I noticed in Town Hall, and this is relates to your interview with Joe Biggs.
	And it was the only interesting thing in that interview, obviously, something he said.
	Karen Giorno, who is the strategist who was managing diminutive and deadly, who was managing Laura Lubman's campaign and, of course, won Florida for Trump and was the head of voter engagement for Trump, writes a beautiful op-ed for Town Hall explaining that this new thing where you elect a ticket that says Biden Harris,
	but in fact, really honestly, you're electing the vice president, is an entirely new model of governance and electoral politics for America.
	It's a completely new thing.
	And the voters haven't really been told the truth about this.
	They've been exposed to Joe Biden, and they've been told that Joe Biden is the low-key, common sense, less hassle, less drama alternative to Trump who's always in the news and always saying stuff and always being controversial.
	Aren't you just exhausted with having a president who behaves like this?
	And doubtless some voters are.
	But the alternative that's been presented isn't the alternative that voters will get if the Biden-Harris ticket wins tonight.
	Because Joe Biden's already admitted that he won't serve a full term.
	He said, I will, if I'm elected, only serve one term, which is a signal to the voters he might serve even less.
	Now, Kamala Harris almost certainly, if she's elected, it seems unavoidable, she will have more power than any vice president in history.
	Not just because she's been groomed and presented by the Democrat Party as the president-in-waiting, but because Joe Biden is so obviously and so clearly incapable of making major presidential decisions.
	So the issue here is, at what point in the presidency of Biden and Harris will she start to play more of a co-presidential role?
	And will she, without the knowledge of the voters, in fact sort of usurp many of the roles and responsibilities of the president?
	It seems to me that she will.
	And this amazing op-ed, which is really, really good in Town Hall by Karen Giorno, which is titled Americans Deserve to Know What's Happened, excuse me, what will happen if Joe Biden is elected, explains that this election tonight isn't really Trump v.
	Biden at all.
	And that, I think, shows what the stakes are when we're looking at these battleground states and we're getting excited about the results.
	We're not really talking, are we, about a Trump versus Biden election.
	We're talking about a Trump versus Kamala Harris election.
	And that's an entirely different matter.
	And it's something that's a little bit more difficult to pass because on the one hand, she's been relentless In her pursuit of black criminals, as a public attorney in California.
	But on the other, she has pandered to and apparently buys into a lot of the worst nonsense from the progressive left.
	So, Gavin, I'd like your point of view on this.
	If this indeed is a battle, not really between Trump and Biden at all, but between Trump and Harris, with Biden as a placeholder to get her over the line, how does that change the decision that America's making tonight?
	Is this some sort of a test to see if I was listening?
	I think the problem with Kamala Harris is no one knows who she is.
	Voters aren't informed.
	They don't know who she is.
	They don't know what she's about.
	They don't know what her policies are.
	So when she says things, they go, are you, you're a woman of color?
	Are you black?
	And did you see, Tucker was showing this the other night, her in the South.
	She's like, yeah, when I'm down here in the South, I'm like, we used to hang out in the parking lot.
	She does this like Chris Rock thing.
	It was like a lot of racist shit this year.
	And she did it in a few different spots across the South where she pretends to be black.
	And as Ali Alexander pointed out, the woman is not remotely black.
	She's from Westmount, Montreal.
	And from is misleading.
	Where were you born?
	I was born in Hitchin, England by Tommy Robinson.
	Am I English?
	Not really.
	I don't sound very English.
	Do I?
	Do I?
	No.
	I just said it twice because I said Dewey the first time.
	It's a good thing being a phony isn't a crime or she'd be doing 30 to life.
	But there's no going back now.
	This is who Kamala Harris is now.
	She's from the Deep South.
	At an event in North Carolina, she seemed like any other deep southerner.
	You really couldn't tell the difference between her and anybody else from rural Alabama.
	See for yourself.
	Because you see Fayette, Vim.
	What?
	When we get this thing done, go back, go back.
	I got to hear that bagdi.
	That was Cat Williams.
	I'm fixing it.
	What?
	I got chickens and grit.
	Sometimes you smoke somebody.
	Anybody else from rural Alabama?
	See for yourself.
	Because you see Fayette, Vim.
	When we get this thing done, because you see Fat Film, what's Fat Phil?
	That's like the guy who runs the jerk chicken joint around the corner.
	Fat Phil.
	They call him Fat Phil.
	And she sees him there.
	I recognize you.
	Because you see Fat Phil.
	Motherfuckers been stealing your recipes since day one.
	Your hot house.
	Your food cracking, but you never put forks and knives in my shit.
	Or napkins.
	I see Fat Phil.
	Phil in the audience.
	He also from rural Alabama.
	See for yourself.
	Because you see Fayetteville.
	When we get this.
	What the fuck is she saying?
	You see Fayetteville.
	Oh, Fayetteville.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Because you see Fayetteville.
	Fat Phil's from Fayetteville.
	The thing with the black accent, by the way, it's really hard to fake.
	Like, you do a pretty good job.
	It's so hard because I slip into it when I'm with my family, which is now all African-American.
	And every once in a while, the women in the family will just look at me as if to say, what was that white boy?
	Because I still don't get it right, even though I'm a very good mimic.
	It's a real challenge.
	No, it's incredibly difficult.
	You see, Faye Phil, we're only the parking lot.
	Where do you hear her say parking lot?
	Joe Biden and I are about to get rid of that tax bill.
	Get rid of that tax bill.
	She's not doing a black accent.
	She's doing a black accent from like a movie in the 70s.
	That's what always happens.
	That's what always happens.
	They go to Shaft and they're like, we got some fine foxy mamas here tonight.
	I just won't let you know that I'm here for y'all.
	It's black exploitation.
	Nobody has spoken like that for 40 years.
	Okay, silence on the set.
	Let's hear her talk.
	I think that was it for that clip.
	Oh, really?
	I thought that was the packing lot.
	Packing lots.
	Is that the whole entire YouTube video?
	No, that's just a clip from Tucker.
	Let me try to get the whole thing.
	Oh, that whole entire YouTube video you just showed.
	Have we gone through that?
	That was the whole thing.
	Yeah.
	Because there's another one.
	There's a bunch of them.
	And here's something unpopular.
	Everyone says that Hillary Clinton said, I ain't no ways tired.
	She was quoting an old poet that talked like that.
	I don't think that's a good example of her faking a black accent.
	But that was, and it was terrible.
	Let me tell you about Westmount Montreal.
	I'm from Montreal.
	Montreal is French and English.
	Westmount, where her formative years were spent, that's where she became an adult.
	That's where she came there prepubescent, went through her adolescence there.
	That's who you are.
	Your adolescence forms you.
	That's why it's called formative years.
	And Westmount is the upper west side of Manhattan, basically.
	It's very Jewish.
	It's very English.
	Now, when you're in Montreal, English means wealthy.
	It means a total lack of grit.
	It means the police never go there.
	It's different to...
	Americans might not understand this, but if you're in Quebec and you're in an all-English place, to have the luxury of speaking a different language than the province, like imagine there was an all-English-speaking enclave of Paris.
	You'd go, well, you guys must be loaded if you can ignore the number one language of the country, of the province.
	And Quebec is like a country.
	So it's all white people.
	And if there are blacks, they're Haitian.
	In other words, you couldn't possibly find a less black, American black location in the world than Westmount Montreal.
	And she was there in the 70s when before the French had taken over that Montreal, and it was still, the English were still kind of able to have English enclaves.
	So the fact that she's going for like chitlins and grits.
	I was talking to Talippe Starks about it, and we were coming up with quizzes for her.
	Oh, yeah, you can do Jeopardy.
	Statistically, Kamala Harris, cheap.
	I don't know a lot about American black culture, like deep, deep down and black culture.
	And he was giving me all these like things like, when we buy chicken from the bodega we always order ketchup salt and pepper Mila you can just cross the camera it's a black screen for a tenth of a second just don't knock it look there are three ways I think you just did there are three ways in which you can prove that you are African American in America in 2020 and she fails on all three counts the first one is does she yell at the movie screen in theaters and the answer is clearly no she does not the second one is does
	who's actually just a white liberal in the same way that obama if you think about it um setting aside his uh you know place of birth controversies, was sort of a man of colour who similarly was simply a white liberal.
	And in that way, specifically, she's the ultimate heir to Obama, and she's the perfect continuity candidate for a Democrat Party that wants to forget that Trump ever happened and just continue as though Obama had done what he always said he was going to do,
	which was fundamentally transform the country.
	I think Obama is worse than a rich white male.
	He's his mother.
	He's a woman.
	He's a white woman.
	Look at the way he plays basketball.
	Look at the way he rides a bike.
	He's his mom.
	Well, if you look at the sexual politics of his marriage, it seems to me to be relatively obvious that he's not the husband in that relationship.
	Do you think she has a dick?
	I don't think she has a penis, but I think in all other ways, in all significant and meaningful ways, she's quite obviously the dominant partner.
	I don't think she has a dick either, but it's a common belief in the far, far right.
	If she had a dick, right?
	And we had a tranny in the White House, and Barack Obama was sucking on his boyfriend's cock in America in the White House, I kind of got to respect that Rocky horror picture show, insane fucking hustle of a tranny and his boyfriend.
	He's taking the shamelessness and the chutzpah of the Clinton administration and taking it to the logical next step, right?
	Yeah.
	That's why Pete Buddhe could never be president.
	The idea of a guy getting up to the podium and we knew another guy just jizzed on your face in the White House is just...
	We don't know that.
	Can you get me a beer and get Copper Cab on the phone?
	Possibly we ain't that straight.
	Yes.
	I don't get the whole meth makes you gay thing either, speaking of Tiger King.
	Or being gay in prison.
	I can forgo sex.
	I'll beat off.
	It's a very effective simulator.
	There are a number of hyper-masculine traditions and cultures that nonetheless completely accept dabbling in jail.
	And the first time this ever hit the mainstream, I think, was The Sopranos, wasn't it?
	When...
	Did they put it in the mountain?
	No, it was big at HBO's prison show.
	Right, but what I'm saying is the first time that a hyper-masculine pop culture figure, I'm talking about like top-ranked pop culture figure, ever kind of said, oh, well, yeah, that's just what happens in prison, is, I think, in season three or four of The Sopranos,
	where Tony Soprano basically says, oh, that's in jail, that doesn't count.
	He says something along those lines.
	It was a joke.
	I don't think it is.
	I don't think it is.
	And I think, you know, The Sopranos is the first time, I think, in mainstream popular culture.
	Where you get one of these hyper-masculine subcultures acknowledging that what happens, it's their equivalent of what happens in jail stays in jail, right?
	Please, it's a fucking joke.
	It's an acknowledgement that when that's all that's available.
	It doesn't make sense, though.
	That's like, hey, if there's no other food to eat, you might as well eat shit.
	Well, I don't know.
	Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.
	How are you doing?
	You seem to be running out of steam.
	Who?
	You.
	You still got gas in your tank?
	No, I'm fine.
	You know, my energy levels wax and wane.
	It's a bit like, you know, the moon and the tides.
	So I started.
	Like abroad.
	I guess.
	It's ironic that you're from abroad because you act like a broad.
	Hey.
	Well, it's a weak pun that might nonetheless hold.
	It's hard to quantify the question.
	I'm in charge, bend over.
	Give it an hour, and I'll be hyperactive again.
	I'm in charge, bend over.
	All right, well, let's fill the hole.
	Let's fill Milo's hole with the copper cab.
	What's happened?
	Dokey dokey.
	I told you to get a hold of him.
	Yep.
	I said, get me a beer and get me a copper cab.
	I texted him.
	I said, text me when you're Edgy Mate.
	And he never texted us.
	I'm worried Ryan had beers and he's...
	No, you said we've been drinking beer?
	I'm one white claw.
	Not even done with it.
	Okay, well, take it easy.
	In the meantime, I'll give you an update on the Battle Great.
	Wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
	Oh, my God.
	What is that?
	Hi.
	Hey, how's it going?
	How are you?
	You know, the easy thing about you becoming trans is you already had tits.
	I'm sorry.
	Did I really just come onto your stream to be bashed for my gender already?
	No, I just fucking got here and you're already starting on me.
	I am not transgender.
	I'm gender fluid, asshole.
	They them.
	Okay, like for you, you reacting like that implies that you think tits are gross.
	I like tits.
	Can I see yours?
	I'm sorry.
	Did you really?
	I'm sorry.
	Do you see tits?
	I do.
	Do you see tits here?
	Yep.
	I do.
	Is that what you want to fucking suck?
	Derek Hon, give him a little nice little grit there like a baby?
	They actually are not bad at all.
	How does it feel to be losing to Trump?
	Or I'm sorry, to Biden right now.
	131 to 98.
	How does that feel?
	That's not what I'm getting.
	Nope.
	Are you feeling a little blue right now?
	Feeling a little blue?
	Yeah, I'm feeling a little blue collar.
	I think you're wrong, dude.
	When did you last check in?
	I got it on my screen right here.
	Joe Biden, 131, baby.
	98.
	Little Donald Duck.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Go around.
	Drive your little Donald.
	Oh, I'm in my fucking Ford truck.
	I'm going to drive around and follow the Biden buses.
	Demonstrates!
	You harass Democrats off the streets.
	Then you turn around and call us snowflakes.
	Do I look like a fucking snowflake to you?
	I don't fucking think so.
	You are the snowflakes.
	And guess what?
	Just like me, soon you'll be feeling a little blue.
	But I don't mean in a Democrat way.
	I mean, you'll be crying.
	I'm blue.
	Da-ba-dee-da-ba-da.
	Fuck you.
	Didn't I beat the shit out of you?
	That did not happen.
	You cheated.
	You cheated.
	Double wrapped the hands.
	You wore set a 20.
	I wore 20 ounce gloves while you wore 16.
	I can't kick your turf.
	That was true.
	Next time we fight, I'll bring your ass to me, bitch, and we'll see who fucking wins.
	Yeah, that was the problem.
	There was a location.
	You fucking cut!
	Service!
	That is concerning, though, Milo.
	You just showed Biden way ahead of Trump.
	Lick my fucking feet like the cut you.
	I believe that the numbers he's using are from USA Today.
	Is that USA Today you're using there, Copper?
	I am using Google.
	He's kind of a bitch.
	I am using Google.
	Okay.
	If you're going to become a woman, can't you be a nice one?
	Out of all the chicks you could be, you're the worst cunt I've ever come across.
	You're saying that you can become a woman now.
	Copper cunt.
	Like it's a fucking voice.
	Sorry, if you're going to pretend to be a woman, can't you be like a nice one?
	Like, I don't know, Christiana Annapore or something, like an intellectual broad who doesn't have blue.
	I'm sorry.
	Let me speak.
	Let me speak.
	I am a nice one.
	I am a nice woman.
	When I feel that way.
	Right now, Joseph R. Biden Jr., okay, is winning.
	This is live.
	2020.
	U.S. election results.
	The era of man is over, Devin.
	The majority of women are voting.
	The future is female.
	I called this years ago.
	When?
	And soon, people like me and Belle Delphine, my girlfriend, will be running the fucking country.
	Soon, me and my princesses will be running the fucking world.
	Are you fucking actual, literal, human, Belle Delphine, or just pillows of her?
	Ah, we're going to run the world, baby.
	Who runs the world?
	Women?
	Why the woman that chooses you chose to be a drunk cunt?
	Are you fucking Belle Delphine or pillows of her?
	Have you met Belle Delphine?
	She's my girlfriend.
	She's my girlfriend.
	I've been talking to her for many, many, many months now, about six months on Twitter.
	Okay.
	And she's given me her number.
	I've sent her many gifts.
	I've spent around $33,000 of your money on her Amazon wish list.
	You're simp.
	So would you be able to take a Sharpie marker and draw it on her face with her face?
	And then if I looked her up, she'd have a Sharpie marker on her face.
	Okay, first of all, you will go nowhere near her.
	Don't talk about putting in...
	You want to see a fucking Sharpie?
	No, I don't want to.
	Fuck you.
	Making my wig blue.
	That's the only Sharpie that you need to see.
	Right there, baby.
	That's right.
	Bad pitches for Biden.
	That's the only Sharpie you're going to be seeing other than the one that I'm going to shove up your fucking ass.
	You piece of shit.
	Sharpie up my ass doesn't sound so bad.
	Does that even hurt?
	That's actually my sort of size variation.
	I wouldn't even notice it these days.
	Just to give you an update from the New York Times in Battleground states, the New York Times has Trump up three in Florida with a 95% chance of victory.
	A 95% chance of victory in North Carolina.
	Arizona, still up for grabs.
	Ohio, Trump plus five.
	Georgia, 82% chance of a Trump victory with Trump up 14.
	Minnesota is up Biden quite considerably.
	But Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania are all large Trump gains.
	All the battleground states to watch identified by the New York Times.
	Only three of them are even ambivalent or contentious.
	Hold on.
	Everything else is a quite comfortable Trump victory.
	But Milo, Copper Cab here has a strong point.
	And I just looked it up.
	It's 131 Biden, 98 Trump.
	Well, you're assuming that results come in not only sort of evenly spread across the country, but that those results that come across, excuse me, that come in evenly across the country come from states that have similar numbers of electoral votes.
	Can you stop?
	You're making him cry.
	Her.
	I'm sorry.
	She just cried.
	This is not the best character that he's ever played online.
	What I can tell you is that if you turn to Reuters, which has an extraordinary...
	Okay, we've got to go.
	You're hurting him too much.
	Just hang up on him.
	Oh, he's got calm shooting out of his mouth.
	I think we probably just...
	Damn it, I told you that, bro.
	Damn.
	We're just going to save you.
	How do you give the pain?
	Plug it.
	No, just get rich.
	Just unplug it.
	He's earned his 50 bucks today.
	I will tell you that with Reuters, which has an extremely conservative, we'll only call it when we're really, really sure, strategy for calling the race, they are still saying that Biden is at 98 and Trump is at 89,
	which is so close and so early that it is meaningless.
	They also report that the Senate, House, and Governor races have no absolutely definitive, meaningless, excuse me, meaningful results.
	But answer me this, Mr. Sophist.
	How can Sophologists, how can I be looking at the, what is this?
	The Associated Press?
	The Associated Press saying 131 for Biden, 98 for Trump, and then you say 98 Biden.
	What was yours you just said?
	Look, every media organization is making their own decisions about when and what to call.
	So for instance, the USA Today is saying it's 131 for Biden and 98 for Trump.
	Yes.
	But you turn over to Fox News and you see completely different numbers, 129 for Trump.
	What is Fox News?
	129 For Biden and 109 for Trump, which is very much in line with what we saw at about this kind of time in 2016.
	Look at Reuters, which is extremely conservative, and you've got just 10 or 11 difference: 98 for Biden, 89 for Trump.
	Look at the New York Times, 131 to 98.
	There is a much larger margin, but with states like Texas not yet called.
	Nor, by the way, is Utah, which of course carries six electoral votes, anything west of Utah.
	And that, of course, also excludes Iowa, Ohio, and Florida.
	By the way, even though 94% of estimated votes have been reported in Florida, Florida's 29 electoral votes still don't form part of the New York Times' tally of who has won what.
	If you can recall what I was saying earlier on in the evening, these media organizations are waiting until they absolutely have no choice to grant Trump states that he has obviously won.
	If you look at Georgia, 55% of estimated votes reported Trump is winning 55.4% to 43%, not included in the New York Times tally.
	Look at North Carolina, 90% reported Trump is winning.
	Pennsylvania, Trump is winning.
	Now, Pennsylvania started the evening when it was only in single-digit reportage as a huge Biden victory.
	But now that 31% of the estimated votes have been reported, Trump is winning 53 to 45.
	Many of the most important states in the country simply aren't showing up in these tallies yet.
	That's very serious.
	All right, we have something very experimental to try.
	I'm appearing on Anthony Coome's show, but I want to use it on this show.
	Sure, sure.
	So I'll use Skype on my computer, and then are you logged into Compound Media?
	I can be.
	We shouldn't be promoting the competition here.
	This is a bad move.
	You mean MomPoundKedia?
	It's a great network.
	It is, and I feel bad by muxing up the name.
	Okay, so I'm telling them that I'm ready.
	So we're going to be on a little bit of delay here.
	So what I'm going to do is...
	Yeah, that doesn't matter.
	As long as they see the graphics.
	You know what I mean?
	Okay.
	Like, I don't care about the lip syncing.
	Okay.
	I could mute you and just show Anthony's feed.
	Mute me and just show Anthony's feed.
	So we would just be showing their...
	Well, let's try that.
	Let's try a bunch of things.
	This is a new...
	I don't know if that's good.
	Oh, there's Pat.
	Chatted a month ago.
	Why don't I call them?
	Let me see what happens here.
	I guess just put the volume down a little bit.
	Because you're shooting me.
	Yeah, when they do accept you.
	Let me know when you get on there.
	I got their feet rocking.
	So should I keep my microphone on?
	800.
	Yeah, it doesn't matter.
	I'll cut it off, if anything.
	Wait, and then you're going to have to go get their footage of this?
	No, no, no.
	No, I'm just going to show their stream.
	So what are the people at home going to see?
	His stream.
	800.
	That means that.
	Because otherwise we would just...
	If we Skyped him through here, all you would do is hear their audio, which stinks.
	Not that it stinks, but it stinks only to see one person talking.
	So we're just going to tune into their thing.
	By the way, in the meantime, this guy's going...
	What's his face from the Young Turts is going Bonanski's.
	Chink Unker.
	Then you might win an election or two.
	We should be crushing Trump right now.
	The fact that it's close is unconscionable.
	Ida, I'm going to go to you on three separate, super important things.
	But first, I got to tell the audience.
	Look, guys, this is all we have.
	Oh, but...
	Hey, what's your underwear?
	What's your underwear sponsor say?
	I don't know when they're going to patch you in.
	Yeah, maybe show them chink.
	Have you ever punch Trump in the face?
	Oh, I'm going to bring John Taylor.
	He recognized me.
	Shut up.
	Hey, do you mind standing by for a bit while we talk to Mr. Ganovic and Azora?
	Oh, God.
	Yeah, stand down or stand down.
	This is the kind of commentary I read.
	It would be dumb by 10:30 if she were calling the Zach Fox News.
	We'd be drunk by 11.
	Yeah.
	Exactly.
	Good Americans for Christmas.
	I'd be a pessimist.
	Just fucking call them.
	Just call them.
	Wish I was there.
	God damn it.
	Hey, Nick, Fan just tweeted I should parlay my bet on generals over the globetrotters.
	I've got ah.
	Ah, the generals are dudes.
	Nick, what's your underwear sponsor say?
	We have Gavin McInnes.
	Chief Underwear made by military guys.
	Dave, do you mind standing by for a bit while we talk to Mr. Gavin McGinnis?
	Oh, God.
	Yes.
	Stand down or stand by.
	My God.
	Stand by and stand down and be a poor boy.
	Oh, we can get over the poor boys.
	Okay, you don't have to do anything.
	Gavin, hello, my friend.
	How are you doing?
	Very good.
	We're feeling very confident about a Trump victory.
	What's your take so far?
	I made the mistake of celebrating a little early, and now I'm trying to report on it, and I'm so shit-faced.
	I love this guy.
	I got Milo here, and he's like, well, what's actually happening is USA Today has reported the Senate a little too soon.
	What do you think?
	And I'm like, oh my God, do you like tits?
	I know you're gay.
	Not flapjacks.
	I don't mean flapjacks.
	Those are gross.
	Or like, has it got a little bit of a bounce?
	It's what it, what a, you can't pick a better day to get fucked up because of all this going on.
	What made you think you should celebrate so early?
	I was a little nervous at first.
	And then we saw the mybookie.com betting line now on Trump is insanely low or high.
	What would you think about it?
	It flipped.
	It literally flipped.
	Like, Trump was an underdog at tip-off, we'll call it.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And then, you know, 150 electoral votes in, and suddenly he's a huge favorite.
	I bet $1,000 on Trump, and the odds said that if I won, I would win $1,300.
	Yeah, $100.
	So I get that much money.
	Now, if you bet $1,000, you'd get back.
	Well, you would have to risk $800 just to win $100.
	$800.
	Yeah, if I put...
	Now it's $350, though.
	That's a big change in a matter of seconds.
	Oh, that was a big change.
	See, they must be watching a different electoral match.
	They're swinging.
	And another state must have come in for Biden.
	But still, he's way the fuck.
	It could also be, look, no one is going to bet Trump or Trump, whatever you want to call him, at minus 800.
	So they lowered the line.
	It's a huge lower.
	But I mean, it's still, just look at it.
	It's minus 350 right now.
	He's favored like Chris.
	You should know more than anyone who is going to win because you hang around with shitty comedians.
	And shitty comedians, they drive around the country and they're Honda Civics and they see the lawn signs.
	Yes.
	And these are the guys who have the pulse of the nation.
	I don't mean lazy comedians like Gino and Pat and don't actually drive around a Honda Civic.
	I would never own a Honda.
	The ambitious, shitty comedians, they see the lawn signs everywhere and they always tell you they're actually better than betting.
	But also, these fucking rallies.
	Like you see a Trump rally and it's a sea of M ⁇ Ms and then you see a Biden rally and it's four people sitting in weird circles that looks like something at a Logan's run.
	And then you have fucking Obama go, I actually don't like those big rallies because they're bad for COVID.
	They're super spreader rallies.
	It's a great Obama impression, by the way.
	I didn't think it was that good.
	I didn't get it.
	It was that.
	I didn't see it.
	When Obama spoke and said that, that is such a cover for no one will show up to see us.
	So we'll say we don't want you to come see us because it's very dangerous.
	Meanwhile, they would jerk off if they had a tenth of the people that show up at a Trump rally.
	Look at these Trans Lives Matter rallies.
	The Brooklyn Museum had 200,000 people.
	Was that a super spreading event?
	Or did it not matter when they were doing it?
	Spreading their assholes.
	Yes.
	Super spread your tranny asshole.
	That's a real clever.
	I get it.
	That's clever.
	Yeah, yeah.
	They do that.
	They take it in the asshole.
	They do.
	Because they don't have high races.
	They don't get in hot water.
	That's the chick that was there.
	That's the chick.
	I follow her on Instagram.
	She's like that Long Island boy.
	Yeah, Tina.
	Yeah.
	Every time she talks, and she's like, she has her phone out and she's like, these fuckers coming in here think they're going to fuck you show.
	Am I the only one that goes, she would probably be the best fuck in the world?
	I don't think you're the only one.
	I think everybody here is saying that, right?
	Right, Tina?
	You know, Gavin?
	Oh, yeah.
	We'll crack that fucker open.
	Oh, my God.
	We'll crack that bottle open in a bit.
	It's got even bigger.
	My bottle's getting larger.
	Somebody sent me a tweet of the flag of New Mexico, and it just says, let's fucking go, man.
	Gambler, Gino bet that Trump would take New Mexico.
	I thought it would flip red.
	I bet 100 to win 400.
	Didn't work.
	400?
	Didn't work out for daddy.
	Oh, Jesus.
	But you know what's weird?
	When you look at Google, you look at AP, it still has 131.108.
	Yeah, you know what's 20?
	Yeah, 129.109.
	That was 89 when we started this discussion.
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	Dude, it's fucking, they won't call states for Trump.
	They just won't do it until the bitter end.
	They need to hang on by their fingernails trying to perpetuate this bullshit story that they've been running with for four fucking years.
	Do you guys smell what I smell here?
	I just got a big whiff of landslide.
	Oh, a landslide.
	Yeah.
	It smells like rock, soil, pulverized trees.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I think you're right.
	Wait a minute.
	I'm looking here at Reuters, and they have 98 Biden, 99 Trump.
	Why doesn't everyone have the same data?
	Now we have 115 Trump, 129 Biden on Fox.
	And I'm looking at the AP, and the only state, it's not even giving him Pennsylvania anymore.
	It swung Pennsylvania over to Trump.
	It's giving him New Hampshire.
	He's no news.
	Holding on to the next one.
	It's holding 131.108.
	Where's that?
	Where is that?
	Oh, that's old news.
	Oh, yeah, that's it.
	Do you guys think we're going to find out tonight?
	No.
	No.
	But we'll know enough to see whether the cities will burn or not.
	I think they're going to know.
	No, but I mean, they have to call those other states tonight, except for Pennsylvania.
	Yeah, hopefully Trump doesn't even need Pennsylvania.
	We'll win this, and we'll, you know, hope for the best there.
	A guy from Florida says local news already called Florida for Trump in Fox of Tampa.
	90 fucking 5% precincts in.
	Yeah, listen to a guy in Florida.
	Tampa's behind it.
	What are we doing?
	Trump 2020, motherfucker.
	Motherfucker.
	I'm dying to do that.
	So bail, my little sign.
	From 2020, Mikey.
	Dude, this is...
	Isn't it bizarre seeing Manhattan with this plywood everywhere?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	It's fantastic.
	Deluders, do blacks not have power tools?
	I thought they don't have a power tool.
	How about a fucking pry bar or a hammer?
	Probably.
	You know?
	You just got to get into one hardware store and then you can get into everywhere.
	Maybe a group of people charge it.
	You put it up against the screw and just...
	Yeah, a fucking Makita.
	You're just pulling those screws out and you're in.
	And then you got a stack of wood to burn also.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I heard you saying that on the show.
	They're putting flammable materials up there.
	No, wait, that's a true story because when I was walking down, when I was walking to Times Square with the big flag, they had a big gasoline.
	That gasoline, they were throwing it on the flag and trying to burn it as we were walking with it.
	And this was a big flag.
	There was over 100 of us had to carry flag.
	And that's true.
	I have it on film.
	Imagine, I would love when they're trying to light a flag on fire to throw a Molotov in there.
	Not even a lit one.
	Just gasoline.
	But don't you?
	And let them blow themselves up.
	That'd be nice.
	Don't you take some kind of solace in the fact that, or solace, whichever way you want to say it, in the fact that it must be a nightmare to wake up every day and think that you could die of COVID.
	To think that fucking, you know, that, oh my, it's the end of the day.
	It's the end of the world.
	It's the end of the world.
	Every day at the end of the world.
	Are like, this is a normal reaction.
	It's got to be a nightmare.
	And people do it.
	Like, when I sit on the subway, I swear to God, today, I fucking, I walked into my house because I'm the white trash that I am.
	And I found an iVoted sticker and I stuck it on my fucking Blue Lives Matter headband.
	And I sat on the subway with no mask and I just drank it in.
	I drank it.
	And all the people have been like, how can you?
	And I'm like, what?
	What?
	I'm going to get punched in the face.
	I will eventually.
	And I'll cry like a bitch.
	But until then, it fucking.
	Get names.
	Get fucking names.
	I'll drink them for you.
	Thank you, voiceover, for fucking Baltra.
	What the fuck is he talking about?
	Rosie the Riveter on his fucking headband for growing up.
	That's right, yes we talked about New York City and needs my soul to fucking know that I'm not those people that live in terror every day.
	Well, you don't have to.
	How's Michigan looking?
	I know that's not fair to say feeds my soul because there are black people in Texas.
	Michigan is looking like it's going to go red, but Trump's ahead in Texas.
	12% ahead in Michigan with 40% reporting.
	Too close to call.
	Yeah, that shit's too close to call.
	He's up almost 2 million people.
	He's got a lot of people up there that he needs.
	Yeah, it looks like he's 200,000.
	I mean, the entire northeast and middle part of the country, upper, looks exactly like it looked.
	You know, you got Illinois going to Democrats, Virginia.
	This is all the same shit as the Clinton Trump election.
	Are they losing their mind on CNN?
	Can we take a peek at CNN and see what they're fucking saying?
	Tell them that.
	The only younger over on Young Uganda.
	The only sticky wicket.
	Arizona was a Biden state.
	How many electoral votes is Arizona?
	Six or something?
	Eleven.
	Let's call it Tina.
	That's a lot to flip a fucking state.
	Tina, you are my cup of tea.
	This is your my exact type.
	What's that?
	I don't know, Brassy Broad with the New York accent.
	Tina, I thought you said Brassy.
	Oh, you thought it was you, Tina?
	Like, I'm not his cup of tea.
	Are you married?
	Yeah.
	What did Nevada do?
	What if there was to be a problem with his brakes?
	But he doesn't.
	He's not talking to me right now, so it doesn't matter.
	Oh, is he a liberal?
	My wife's a liberal.
	Maybe they can fall in love and he loves.
	Nevada doesn't.
	No results yet.
	Okay, that could be a big is Nevada?
	How many is Nevada?
	How many electoral votes?
	Oh, doesn't say.
	Does that even tell you?
	Motherfuckers.
	They've been having a problem with the polls all day, too.
	Nevada six.
	Oh, great.
	So we give away Arizona.
	We might get Nevada, and we still lose.
	We flip the C in Alabama.
	Tommy Tuberville, former Auburn.
	Tommy Two Tone.
	Tommy, close enough.
	Same thing.
	Yeah, he took it.
	He took it from Doug Jones, former Auburn footballer.
	Fuck Doug Jones.
	I never liked that.
	I never liked him.
	Fuck Doug Jones.
	You have a problem with a fucking senator in fucking Abbott.
	I do.
	I do.
	Doug Jones, I do.
	Hey, look, I'm not going to bitch.
	It was Jeff Session C, wasn't it?
	And then Doug Jones took over when he became in Alabama.
	It's like, Trump 2020, motherfucker.
	Okay, I got to go.
	I'm boring my viewers.
	I've forgotten on the lights.
	Oh, my God.
	Gavin, Gavin.
	Nice pajamas.
	You're my cup of tea, Gavin.
	I'll talk to you this week, definitely.
	He's thinking he's going to see it.
	Oh, hey, there he is.
	Ryan, what's up?
	You got to deal with Gavin's.
	Ryan Catsu Rivera.
	Ryan's.
	White claw.
	No, the white claw tangerine is really what I'm after.
	I would just like to point out to you that although Reuters, which is an incredibly risk-averse, you know, kind of, we'll only call it when we really know, source.
	It's left.
	It is.
	It's become left.
	Well, yes, but they're saying 118 for Biden and 99 for Trump.
	So what we're talking about here is a difference of 19.19.
	But this is a place that refuses to call Texas for Trump, despite the fact that he is ahead 51.6.
	Just give me the damn...
	What is it?
	What is it?
	Tell me.
	Ruby grapefruit.
	No, that's good.
	What's the other one you've got there?
	Yeah, I'll take both.
	Thanks.
	Yeah, you don't have the enzymes to break down alcohol.
	Dude, you're going to talk about how you're better than Jimi Andrix.
	Sit back down at the station and stop drinking.
	Please switch the camera angle.
	Yeah, you're still feeding your syndrome.
	Don't drink.
	Don't have that white cloth.
	I don't need to hear it.
	We don't need to hear about how good you are on guitar.
	We don't hear that.
	We just need you to change the camera angle based on...
	What about speaking?
	Look.
	Milo's been talking for an hour.
	He's been looking at me.
	Well, I mean, long enough.
	Long enough, anyway.
	This supposedly very risk-averse and very safe result from Reuters.
	And if you want to go to Reuters.com, Ryan, and throw that up behind me, viewers will be able to see it.
	The current result there is 118 to 105.
	They've actually just changed it.
	Now we're talking about a difference of less than 20.
	But this is a site that refuses to acknowledge.
	We can't do 18 minus 5.
	No, what is 18 minus 5?
	13.
	13, okay, thanks.
	This is a site that refuses to acknowledge Florida, where 94% of the expected results are in.
	And Trump is leading by 5.6 million votes to 5.2.
	And also a site that refuses to include Texas, where Trump is leading 4.9 million to 4.5 million.
	So there are all kinds of estimations this evening that are about to change very dramatically when the results are no longer deniable.
	Yeah, let's show Ching Uger because he knows.
	No longer deniable.
	Let's go to The Young Turks because nothing is as enjoyable on election night as watching.
	What's his name?
	Ching Jank?
	I feel racist when I say his name.
	Is it Ching?
	Nobody fucking knows.
	Nobody fucking...
	All I know is he denies the Armenian genocide.
	Why don't we name this company The Young Turks?
	Why don't you name your company Paul Pot while you're at it?
	We have a name for that in media.
	It's called Chutzpa.
	But he's pooping his pants.
	Uh-oh, that fucking tricaster sounds like he's faking it.
	Not a positive suggestion.
	Maybe not live.
	Would you like me to carry on for a bit longer?
	I'm seeing things on screen that I shouldn't.
	What's going on?
	What's happening?
	There we go.
	Never let you say that.
	If you say that in media, you'll be banned.
	The rest of the media will ban you if you say one unkind word about Barack Obama.
	And in fact, they'll accuse you of being a racist.
	He's their corporate shield.
	And so, and here's another thing I blame Obama for.
	He's the best speaker we have on the Democratic side by a lot.
	And that includes Bernie Sanders, et cetera.
	It might not include Nina Turner.
	It might not include Killer Mike.
	It might not include AOC or Jamal Bowman, but it might.
	He might be the number one speaker we have.
	What did he do?
	Three rallies?
	Four?
	Remember they yelled at Bernie Sanders?
	Killer Mike's neck and neck.
	He did 39 rallies for Hillary Clinton.
	I understand coronavirus and all that.
	Who's winning?
	But you don't have to sit in your basement or your yacht all election and wait till a week before the election to do anything.
	So would Obama be partly responsible?
	He'd be a giant part of the responsibility of losing.
	Now that the landslide definitely screwed up.
	But if Barack Obama, you won't very often hear us telling you.
	How do I do this stupid thing?
	It's two of you all this together.
	It's not intuitive.
	It's where we celebrate you guys.
	That's not what YouTube members try to put your name as much as possible.
	But I was counting on you not knowing, and now I look stupid, and that's okay because I wasn't on camera saying it, so they can't use it against me.
	Ryan, if you could switch to me, please.
	Thanks so much.
	You won't hear me say this very often.
	Way to go, Barack Obama.
	You won't hear us say this very often as the star and owner of Sensor.tv.
	But we won't blame you if you have a second tab open tonight.
	And that second tab should be to the Young Turks feed, where I understand that even the super chats, even the people who are paying them money to read out the comments, are roasting them to fuck this evening based on how sweaty and panicky Jank or whatever the hell his name is,
	this is a great is getting.
	So we don't blame you if you wish to have us open with the audio on and him muted.
	Yeah, this is a great segue.
	We have two windows.
	See if you can pull up them losing last year because if there's one thing that I thought about this show.
	It's that all you'd be able to see would be a leopard cap.
	There we go.
	Welcome back to Leopard Cap.
	I thought if there's one thing I want to make sure about this show is if we get decimated, we don't do a Young Turks.
	We have to either show ourselves screaming and suffering and enjoy some humor.
	But like, remember 2016?
	Stephen Colbert, Jimmy Fallon, I think he went into some sort of fucking therapy.
	The Young Turks, they were so devastated.
	It was embarrassing.
	Is this a function of liberals not really understanding business?
	Because although a Trump victory is better for America, and we all hope for that, we also know in the back of our minds, in the most cynical part of our brains, that being in opposition is much better for business.
	So we're not devastated, you know, the non-patriot part of our brain, the other 30% of it, which is concerned with the bottom line, is not devastated at right-wing politicians stumbling at the electoral blocks because we know that actually it's an opportunity to get our message out more,
	that we're going to reach more people, that it's easy to raise money, and that actually being in opposition is good for business.
	Is that something to do with it?
	Maybe.
	I feel like with us, though, if Biden wins, we'll have so much fucking content.
	So it's good for us as people who mock politicians.
	But yeah, for the rest of America, you're fucked.
	We're kind of a win-win tonight.
	I mean, it doesn't really matter whether Trump wins, in which case we can gloat, we can laugh at liberals.
	It's obviously the best thing for America and for Western civilization in general.
	And we're happy because we've seen righteousness, truth, and justice triumph.
	If Trump doesn't win, we've got the most fun four years of our lives.
	Oh my God.
	It's going to be amazing.
	Which is why, if you're watching at home, don't worry, because whatever the results, it's going to be fun.
	Uh-oh, did anyone hear that?
	Did anyone else hear that?
	What was?
	If you're at home, don't worry.
	We got the results.
	Shut up, Gavin.
	Someone's had enough wine to get back to their fundamental accent.
	Shut up, Gavin.
	If you're at home, don't worry.
	We got it.
	We got you.
	If I discover Gavin.
	If you like you, you'll know you've been spoken to.
	Dihydra chlorozexine benzelex.
	Street the embalmer.
	Steady on, my friend.
	Bollocks!
	I'll do twice as much and run a mile.
	Steady on, my friend.
	This pill is valued at two quid.
	I think it was more.
	I think it was like 20 quid.
	No, it was two.
	I checked.
	Florida, then it's over.
	Okay.
	Okay, let's show them the inside.
	I've got a new business idea with my partner.
	A doll which shits itself.
	No, no, these girls, they've got dolls what piss themselves.
	They change the drawers.
	I mean, disgusting, really, but that's what the young girls love.
	So my partner, what's the name of the business partner?
	Presuming Edge.
	Presuming Edge.
	Presuming Edge.
	Presuming Edge.
	He's an expert.
	We're going to make a doll what shits itself as well.
	Well, now you have to pull that up.
	With Neil and I. I knew this was how it was going to be.
	Cumberwell carrot or.
	It's a hard thing to search.
	You can't make any joint with 12 papers.
	It is impossible to make a Camberwell carrot with any less.
	How do you know that?
	I'll call it the Cumberwell carrot because.
	Why is it called the Camberwell Carrot?
	Because it looks like a carrot and because I invented it in Camberwell.
	Well, this is them.
	Yeah, they come back to the house and he's been in the flat.
	Potentially for the whole movie.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Has anyone got any shoes?
	Because you never see him leave.
	That's presuming Ed, I believe.
	That's presuming Ed.
	Presuming Ed.
	I want to, that's the best nickname I've ever heard.
	I want to be known as Presuming Ed.
	What is he presuming?
	What has he presumed?
	What has Ed presumed?
	Imagine you presumed on such a consistent basis that it became your nickname.
	But you didn't become headhunter like Danny, headhunter to his friends.
	And you didn't just become the presumer, because presumably that's the name of a different narcotic.
	You're making a presumption.
	You're presuming Milo.
	That's my new nickname for you.
	Presuming Ed.
	Presuming Ed.
	There he is.
	There is a great...
	In 10 minutes away, you better be on your feet.
	Oh, God.
	Squatting was so big in Britain.
	How did you get in?
	Engineered him, mate.
	Come up the driveway.
	Come up the drive pipe.
	Draw up a smoke?
	Yes.
	Was you up the smoke?
	No, thanks.
	I've got a call to moment.
	Reuters' current results have closed 118 to 108.
	The lowest margin since the beginning of the evening.
	Reuters is now reporting just 10 electoral votes difference between Biden and Trump.
	But Biden winning.
	By only 10.
	With Florida and Texas yet to be reported.
	So we should probably announce that Miles and I will be watching this movie in full on a separate occasion, but can we continue with the Camberwell carrot, I assume?
	And that looks like a carrot.
	Do you realise that you use the both papers on one joint?
	It's impossible to make a Camberwell carrot with anything less.
	Who says it's a Camberwell carrot?
	Rodent.
	I invented it in Camberwell.
	Do you realise this gaff's overrun with rodents?
	No, that is a dog.
	Rodents.
	No, his dog doesn't come up here.
	Then it was a rodent.
	A rodent.
	The oven door, and it was in there looking at me.
	Bought food me at the top.
	I was going to cook onions.
	This is socialism, by the way.
	People squat beautiful flats in London and roll joints and have with amazing dinner services that they don't wash up and they're only concerned for the future, the glaze on these dinner services because rats might be shitting in the sink.
	Wait, I need more.
	I've got the script if you want to pick your.
	See, back then you could smoke a joint that big and not die.
	The fact that Black smoked blunts in 2020 boggles the mind.
	Why?
	Or post-Malone?
	I mean, they must be fucking on seven hits of acid.
	Is it because it's got all that?
	It's so strong.
	It's got that nasty chemical stuff in it.
	If I smoke pot now, I take a one-hitter and I go, and then I'm seeing demons for the next 42 hours.
	It's not my kind of thing.
	I'm more of an embalmer kind of guy.
	I like uppers.
	Anyway, let's focus on what's important here, and that's the 26th century.
	Hey, don't hit my camera on the way down the hallway.
	I don't believe or acknowledge that that happened, but I will ensure that it doesn't happen on the way out, on the way back.
	I'm just going to the restroom.
	Just be dainty.
	You're gay.
	You guys invented dainty.
	No, I'm shit at dainty.
	I'm so clumsy.
	I'll try, and when I get back, I will give you an electoral update.
	Squid things.
	So speaking of Reuters, by the way, I can't remember how I met this guy, but back when the standback, standby thing happened, which, by the way, was a long time ago, believe it or not.
	That was two weeks ago, this Reuters guy called me.
	I have his name on my phone.
	It doesn't really matter.
	But I'm talking to him, and I, you know, when I talk to these journalists, they're adult males, 42 years old with families.
	And I start talking to them, and I go, isn't it curious how you're so obsessed with this potential for right-wing violence and white supremacy, while the opposite, left-wing violence and black supremacy,
	is all over the country and burning the country down?
	And he says, well, the danger is bigger, I think, with anti-immigration people.
	And his beat was immigration.
	And then he said, and he talked about Adam Woffen and the base and the werewolf crew and all these fucking dumb things that no one's ever heard of.
	And he said, you know, these groups, they're a threat to America.
	And the FBI admits that domestic terrorism.
	And I'm like, I'm looking at domestic terrorism on TV all day.
	And it's Santifa, but okay, you're talking about right-wing domestic terrorism.
	And then he said, this is a Reuters journalist.
	He said, yeah, but these groups want to kill millions of people.
	So the reason the media is obsessed with right-wing violence is if they don't check it now, they will, by default, by their own omission,
	be responsible for the death of millions of people.
	I wonder if I could call him.
	Wouldn't that be fun?
	We got him on the show.
	My wife's texting me.
	We're dozing soon.
	Trump, right?
	I can't talk to you right now.
	Roy Church.
	I think he's dead.
	Let's call him right now.
	That's the other thing about this new generation of journalists.
	They go to bed.
	Like, he's asleep right now, I bet.
	When we were watching the rioting, I can't remember which one it was.
	But here, I'll tell you by conversation.
	It's right here.
	Maybe it was...
	Yes, we drank beer.
	I like beer.
	Sorry, show fun stuff while you're.
	I liked beer.
	Yeah, I said it in person.
	Not in person, but on the phone.
	Sorry.
	She's got that Bambi nose, right?
	That's what makes her popular.
	That weird Bambi nose that is big in the Middle East.
	Oh, let's call Enrique.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	Enrique.
	Hola.
	Orla.
	I think he's partying in DC.
	I told you his...
	Didn't I tell you his Skype?
	No.
	Yes, I did.
	Oh, you emailed it?
	Well, here.
	I can show you.
	Look right here.
	Oh, I got a Skype.
	The thing is, he's not on, so I texted him.
	Oh, okay.
	I tried to call it Amazon.
	Let's get him on.
	Because they should be unleashing the demons.
	Okay, so that has been...
	Yeah, we didn't finish.
	We have too many loose heads.
	Probably because of this stuff.
	Okay, we now...
	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	Let's do the Young Turks.
	We have too many tangents.
	I thought you'd be doing that while I was in the bathroom.
	I'm now.
	I went off at a dumb tangent about Reuters.
	I'm getting drunk.
	This is going to hurt the show.
	Just jump to the end where they're all crying like bitches.
	And then we should play that song on a tidal wave.
	Doomsday scenario here.
	They now have Trump at 64% chance of winning.
	Jesus Christ.
	Okay, mighty.
	I mean, so we're in bad, bad shape.
	And you got fooled by a simpleton who uses simple sentences that appeal to you.
	I don't think America realizes that if this guy wins, we're in a world of trouble.
	Every single one of us, including the people who are in the United States.
	Don't get the Trump thing tonight.
	You want to build a building?
	For the Trump presidency, Brace for Impact.
	New York Times now saying the chance of a Trump presidency is 92%.
	Braced for impact.
	Fox News is called North Carolina.
	How many views does this have?
	How many hate views does this have?
	One million and...
	One million.
	One million and so many more than the original number of viewers who watched this crap.
	Really?
	It's amazing how close it always is, isn't it?
	Well, to give you an example of why it always feels that way, let me, and Ryan can go to the front page of the New York Times for this.
	The New York Times says that Florida, Georgia, and North Carolina remain too close to call.
	But let's just look at the actual numbers down there.
	So 94% of votes have been recorded in Florida.
	And Trump is leading 5.6 million to 5.2 million.
	But that equates to 51.2% versus 47.7%.
	That's comfortably outside the margin of other races that have been called with only 60% of the votes being reported.
	Like blacks and Polynesians?
	I don't know what that means, and I disavow all racism.
	But Texas, for instance, 84% of the votes have been reported in Texas.
	And we're looking at Trump with 51.7 and Biden with 47.0.
	Now California, Oregon and Washington have just flooded in, which has provided Biden with this enormous bounce in raw numbers, such that the New York Times is now saying that Biden has 209 to 112.
	But that's only because Texas and Florida and Georgia, they're stubbornly refusing to accept reality, which is that Trump's going to win these three places.
	And Texas, of course, comes with 38 electoral votes.
	Florida comes with 29 and Georgia comes with 16.
	Now, when you take those together with places like Utah, Montana, Iowa and Ohio, which we think he's going to win, Pennsylvania, who knows, North Carolina, right now, North Carolina's 15 electoral votes are also going for Trump 50 to 48.7.
	I mean you factor all this stuff in and Trump doesn't just make up the difference, but he's almost over the line.
	So the reason that it so often feels so close, despite the fact that the final numbers don't feel that close, is that the New York Times and other major media outlets are holding back on giving Trump victories in these key states in the way that we've described earlier for the reasons we've described earlier that Gavin still doesn't understand no matter how many times you explain it.
	Precisely to give the impression that, well, I'll give you another explanation that might satisfy you since you didn't understand or accept the earlier ones, which is if you say that Biden's winning all night and then give Trump victory in the last hour,
	it's easier to tell your voters that he stole the election.
	That's a good answer.
	Because they finally.
	Okay, I mean it's not answer number one, two, or maybe even number five, but it's another, let's say it's another component, it's another contributory, it's another tributary stream.
	No, it's the only rational answer, actually.
	It's The Delaware.
	It's the one you arrest, and that's fine.
	If you manipulate the returns and you hold back announcing victories to give the impression that Biden's winning all night, so that your people go to bed safe in the knowledge that he's going to, when they wake up and Donald Trump is still going to be president for another four years, it's much easier to sell them on the lie that he stole the presidency.
	It's also much easier to sell the public in general on the idea that the unexpected happened because not all the votes were counted.
	And therefore, when all of the mail-in ballots are counted, things might change and go back to what seems to be common sense.
	He really likes sitting down in a sort of like nailed-it kind of way, right?
	Because I did.
	With nailed it.
	Each time.
	No, not each time.
	That time.
	Okay, that time.
	Yeah.
	Thanks.
	I don't think people realize how gigantic Milo is.
	How tall are you?
	What are you, 6'2 ⁇ ?
	I'm 6'2 ⁇ .
	Which is the perfect height for a man, actually.
	That's the optimum height for a man.
	I would agree.
	Just a shade over 6'2 is like the ideal prestige height for a man.
	6'4 is like clownish circus territory.
	Just scraping 6' is like, oh, really?
	Did you wear lifts to just get you to that magical 6-foot number?
	I know.
	But 6'.
	And then Ryan is not even in the equation.
	He's not invited to the party.
	Ryan is still child-sized.
	Ryan Highwise is like being a Mets fan.
	Like when you come up and you're like, hey, we have Jacob DeGrom, and people go, yeah.
	You can't do that.
	Those multi-packed Mars bars look like real Mars bars, but they're actually sort of 60% of the volume of real Mars bars.
	That's Ryan.
	He's kind of like 60% of a grown human being.
	I bought him thigh-high stilettos as a joke once.
	He wore them underneath his jeans and went on a date because the woman thought he was 5'5 ⁇ .
	That's not true.
	Yes, it is.
	That's not.
	Why would I laugh?
	I call it gay.
	Ryan needs a small wife and what's his name?
	I can't see you.
	Ryan needs a small wife.
	Why are you cutting them when he's sitting down?
	Ryan needs a small wife and he needs a woman.
	What's his name, Top Gun?
	Tom Cruise.
	He needs a small wife and Tom Cruise lifts.
	You have heard me.
	I think that's Scientology.
	All right, let's check in with Fox News, see what they have to say.
	Because that's our number one source.
	Isn't Fox News becoming pussified or am I just going farther right?
	They don't know.
	I can't tell if I'm becoming radical or if Fox News is becoming leftical.
	Here's something interesting that...
	Oh, good.
	And I use this as my touch point because I've been down in Florida for a couple of months.
	I will build a great, great wall.
	And this has flavored my thinking a lot recently.
	But Karen Giorno, who of course won Florida for Trump and then became head of voter engagement, Diminishive Index.
	Excuse me.
	Enrique's on the phone.
	Oh, sure.
	Enrique, how you doing?
	What's up, Gav?
	Are you doing that thing from Kirby Enthusiasm where black guys wear glasses to look smarter?
	I'm trying to look as smart as possible right now.
	Are those even prescription lenses?
	Is that Milo?
	Yes.
	I'll silence him.
	Can we mute him, please?
	Fine.
	Are those prescription glasses?
	Absolutely not.
	Okay.
	Flip it the other way.
	Wait, sorry.
	It's all good.
	Where are you now?
	You're partying in D.C. Yeah, we're in D.C. I'm right next to Trump Tower.
	Let me see if I could come up and show you guys this.
	So Trump Tower is right there.
	The road's blocked up.
	We're hanging out.
	There's about 60 Broadboys in the house, and just about like three blocks away, there's an Antifa riot.
	Already.
	And we're just hanging out.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, already.
	Okay, now, Enrique, you and I talked about this in our secret meetings.
	If Trump loses, we do, what's it called?
	Exxon 5 or Drakexon 5, something like that, where we release the Kraken.
	DEF CON, yeah, that's it.
	DEF CON 5 and Texaco 6, if you remember correctly.
	Where we go and, yeah, you know that thing.
	Yeah, that's.
	I'm not just going to say it.
	You know the thing.
	So they're in the, how many, what percentage of Proud Boys are in the sewers right now waiting to just push the manhole over and come out?
	They're actually, I changed those plans, Gavin.
	I didn't think that was a good plan.
	We have them on the rooftops right now with parachutes.
	Oh, that's a twist.
	As soon as they call Biden, we're going to be jumping down and we're going to start harassing and oppressing minorities.
	On the way to the studio tonight, we saw this makeup store being boarded up.
	And I'm going, okay, so let me get this straight.
	Right-wingers are going to go in there, smash the windows, and start stealing lipstick.
	And like, my biggest question with all of this is, do they really believe what they say?
	There hasn't been, and I always say, I've always said this, there's no precedent to Republicans or right-wingers going out in the streets and doing anything but wave flags and shout Trump 2020.
	That's it.
	That's the only precedent ever set.
	I mean, we're seeing, I can't see it because it's a couple blocks away, but they're already rioting.
	Everything around me is pretty much boarded up right over here.
	This whole place is boarded up.
	This whole street that's over here, I'm like walking in the middle of the street because this place looks like the old West.
	There's nobody in the streets.
	There's no cars.
	All of this is all boarded up.
	There's police everywhere.
	They've blocked off this entire, all these roads.
	And it's not for us.
	It's not for Proud Boys.
	It's not for Trump supporters.
	The only thing that we're doing is we're looting this bar out of their precious supply of feed.
	But I don't know if Sami Antifa is already rioting.
	You don't know if you won or lost yet.
	You could win.
	You could be Biden.
	Well, that's what Metro PD told me.
	So Metro PD was expecting that they are going to riot regardless of whoever wins.
	They said it's going to be a lot more violent if Trump wins.
	But yeah, they don't care.
	They're ready.
	It's not about politics.
	It's about tearing down the entire system.
	And the way that they do it is they started off with obviously getting Biden in office, which I don't see happening right now.
	We're seeing these results pour in.
	And Biden's losing on some key states that he needed to flip or needed to win.
	They just called Florida right now.
	And I think there's a path to victory to the 270 coming up.
	I don't know what you guys see on your side, but I do see something to 270.
	No, it's been like this all night, but we see Trump like the tortoise and the hare just going.
	And we saw this in 2016.
	We actually, it was worse in 2016 as far as Hillary's lead.
	So we have this.
	He did a lot better in Florida.
	And we saw him destroy in PA, I believe.
	Don't quote me on that, but I think he destroyed him in PA, which Biden needed to win.
	So he's going to have to flip.
	He's going to have to flip another state in order to get to 270, but I just don't see it.
	I don't see it at this point.
	Maybe I'm wrong.
	Maybe I'll have to eat my shoe tomorrow.
	But I think the president's going to win.
	We're going to know it tonight.
	And we'll probably know it by like 1, 2 o'clock a.m.
	Yeah, I think you're right.
	Are Antifa looking for you?
	Do they know that you guys are in town?
	Yes.
	So we're at this bar, and you can't see it because it might be a little blurry, but there's like about, I'd say about seven police vans right over here.
	And they're all squatted with cop cars.
	And it's because we're here.
	So they do know that we're here.
	I guess they're waiting until it's a little bit later, but they are expecting Antifa to march onto this bar.
	What was this thing about you getting kicked out of a hotel recently because they recognized who you are?
	Yes.
	So I got, I was going to extend the night and they knocked on my door.
	You know, checkouts at 11.
	They knocked on my door at 10 and they said that I had to leave.
	And they said I had another day.
	And I guess they just told the housekeeping lady to just knock on the door and tell us that.
	So she said, oh, well, you have to talk to the front desk.
	As soon as I get to the front desk, I told her, hey, I need to extend another night because this was in Missouri.
	And yeah, there was nobody in the hotel and she completely refused.
	And then on the way out, I heard her mumble under her breath, Trump supporter, proud boy.
	And I just left.
	I didn't want to stay there because I carry, I haven't been home in like three weeks, and I carry a lot of my stuff in my bag.
	So I didn't want to leave stuff in the hotel and it get stolen.
	Yeah.
	So, yeah.
	So I moved to hotel.
	I didn't make a big deal about it.
	I think I only made like a partner post about it.
	It's like I'm numb to this shit, right?
	Yeah, I know how you feel.
	I talked to Biggs tonight, and he said, if Biden wins, it's going to get crazy.
	We're going to get rounded up in the streets and throw it in jail.
	And he's right.
	But I was like, don't forget that we're already there.
	Like, you and I lost our banking.
	Laura Loomer lost your banking.
	Delta Airlines has said they won't transport illegals if ICE is moving.
	So that's air travel in that one instance.
	Now you're getting kicked out of hotels.
	Like, what's next?
	Disneyland?
	You can't go on a vacation with your family.
	Cell phone carriers?
	I'll tell you what's next.
	So I actually thought about this in the middle of an interview.
	And somebody asked me, well, what's the scariest thing for you as a proud boy or for your organization if Biden gets elected?
	And I said jokingly, I said, well, they're going to put us in chains.
	Well, I really did think about that.
	Do you remember, Gav, do you remember what Biden's first ad was when he decided to announce that he was running for president?
	Yes.
	He said, if you vote for the Republicans, they're going to put you all back in chains.
	Well, no, no, no.
	The actual, like, the video ad was about Charlottesville and white supremacy.
	And he said in an interview right after on the next day, he said that one of the biggest problems that America is facing is white supremacy.
	So, you know, it started with that.
	And then we heard him mention us in both debates and equating us to white supremacy.
	So I'm seeing that as a campaign promise that he's pushing.
	And I think if he gets in office, if he gets elected today and he gets into office January 20th, he is going to weaponize three-letter agencies to come after the Proud Boys to make a statement, not to enact justice, not to do anything, but just to keep a campaign promise.
	And I think he's going to come harder for us.
	They already did.
	Max and John are rotting in prison right now.
	John Kidsman hasn't seen his fucking three children in months.
	They look different.
	When they show up, when he finally sees them, they're different kids.
	And yeah, no, like you said, it's already happening, but I think this whole thing is going to accelerate.
	And they're going to start putting us in gulags.
	I'm not even joking.
	This isn't a conspiracy theory thing.
	I mean, he said it.
	He said it in his first campaign ad.
	He's equating us to those people that he talked about.
	And he's going to try to weaponize it.
	And you're going to see a bunch of proud boys go into prison and do long prison sentences.
	With Max and John, let's pretend in a paradox that it was a simple scuffle between two opposing sides.
	I've never seen, as we're doing this interview right now, there's probably about like 20 or 30 fights happening in New York right now.
	And a couple of those people are going to get arrested.
	Those people aren't going to get four years.
	Okay?
	They're not going to get four years.
	They're probably going to get let go of the next day.
	The charges are going to get dropped.
	But as soon as it's us, as soon as it's us fighting back, now I'm going back into reality.
	As soon as it's us fighting back, then boom, four fucking years for a scrap in New York City.
	Something that happens on the regular.
	Okay, we're running out of time here.
	You don't really drink much, do you?
	No, I can't drink.
	There's like 60 proud boys in there.
	It's like herding cats.
	Okay, well, stay away from the white claws, and I'll text you when we win.
	All right.
	All right.
	All right.
	Thanks, Gav.
	Later, brothers, buddy.
	Oh, Milo, I said he's a fag.
	To give you an example of what it takes for Trump to have a state declared for him, let me just give you some numbers from the New York Times.
	Washington State has been declared for Biden already, and you might think...
	And you might think, well, that's perfectly.
	Don't talk to Enrique.
	He just texts the guests between.
	That was great.
	Thanks.
	You might think that that's reasonable, but Washington State's only reporting 32% of the votes.
	Oregon, 39%.
	California, 9%.
	Irrelevant.
	Just 9%.
	Now let's consider what Trump has to do to have a state declared.
	North Carolina, where Trump is winning, is 95% in, but they still won't call it for Trump.
	Florida is 94% in, and they still won't call it for Trump.
	Texas, 85% in, and they still won't call it for Trump.
	If you take a look at some of the Democrat-declared states, you can see the difference.
	Illinois is just at 59%.
	New Jersey, let's see, 60%.
	New York is at 63.
	Let's see what else we got here.
	New Hampshire at 43.
	Connecticut is at 49.
	New Mexico is at 67.
	Compare that to the kind of numbers that it takes for something to go solid red on the New York Times electoral map.
	And you begin to understand why Trump has, in 2016, and I believe this year will as well, have these kind of last-minute, extraordinary lurches over the finish line.
	What it looks like the New York Times is doing is giving Biden every state that it's likely that he'll win.
	So his number is 209 and as close as possible to the 270 he needs to take this away.
	But what they're ignoring in all of this is that almost every undeclared state is going for Trump.
	And what that tells you, what you need to understand if you're watching this from at home and getting dispirited or demoralized, is that this is very much not over.
	Because all the states that might perhaps potentially go for Biden, they've either given him or withheld.
	And all the stuff that is definitely going for Trump, they just won't declare and haven't granted him.
	Wait a minute.
	You're freaking me out.
	I was already celebrating.
	You think things are looking bad all of a sudden?
	No.
	You didn't say that.
	That didn't sound like it.
	No, what I'm saying is the numbers are starting to look incredibly dangerous for Trump.
	But if you actually look into the percentage of these various states that are declared, they're just withholding, they're refusing to grant Trump victory in states he's obviously won.
	For instance, in Ohio with 18 electoral votes.
	In North Carolina with 15.
	In Florida that has 29.
	In Texas, that has 30.
	Yeah, I get it, I get it.
	All these states that Trump has won, that we know he's won, are not in this final tally.
	If they were, the numbers would be about neck and neck.
	I think the only way to really know what's going on is to check with young Turks and their foreheads.
	You know, when you're on a plane, you're on a plane and the stewardess is, there's crazy turbulence, and then you look over at the stewardess and she goes, I walked in there, and I'm like, if you're mad at me, then say so.
	You go, okay, we're good.
	But when you see them sit down in the chair and look over at their other fellow flight attendant, and you go, uh-oh, they're not chatting.
	Still haven't figured out how to deal with deceit and untruths on a regular basis.
	No, but it's not just that.
	They actively champion.
	Untruths.
	I don't think that's true.
	I'm the one most despised person by Mason.
	Untruths.
	Where's that poll?
	Okay.
	Like, you think they...
	Corporate.
	You don't think Corbett's very flustered.
	Standing in a good metric.
	Come on.
	Come on.
	That's a tell.
	Well, Jank, this is the fight that I don't like.
	This is the fight we can't have.
	This is what, in my opinion, the Democrats, you got to get into power.
	And then we were talking about this last week.
	This is the craziest thing.
	So there's a bunch of Jews in Philadelphia, right?
	Yes.
	And they're getting lambased by blacks.
	And one of them, the Jews are with BLM.
	And BLM starts turning on them.
	They have yarmulkas and the belt with the strings.
	And one of the black guys goes, whatever it was, Revelations 3.9, this synagogue of Satan.
	So I'm not that familiar with the Bible, but I looked it up.
	And apparently it's Jesus talking about a particular group of Jews who were antagonizing.
	Yes, he's not talking about Jews in general.
	Right.
	Antagonizing Christians, trying to get them circumcised.
	And he said, and he also called them, he said they're ginos.
	They're Jews in name only, right?
	Effectively, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
	Which is my favorite term these days.
	So I'm looking at it, and it's in Philadelphia.
	So I look up the quote, and it comes from the, what is now Turkey, but the biblical town of Philadelphia.
	That's where that quote is from.
	Is that true?
	Yeah.
	And then I start thinking, is God talking to me?
	God is always talking to you.
	Like, isn't that a weird quinky dink that in Philadelphia...
	I don't believe in coincidences.
	It just seemed celestial.
	Yes, yes.
	It was so weird that in Philadelphia, they quoted that part of the Bible where they were antagonizing Jews and made it look like all Jews.
	And then it was also, it was almost like God was saying, the Jews that are here with BLM are, they're not, I'm not saying they're not real Jews, but they're Acting like ginos and they're hurting themselves.
	And guys, get out of there.
	There are things that aren't as kind of directly redolent or resonant as that, although I think that's true, and I agree with you, and I think that's what's going on.
	Just in terms of there are moments when you get the sense that Trump is somehow ordained, that he has this.
	There's an aura, there's a halo, there's something going on, he's just been touched in some way.
	And it could be temporary.
	Like with Jimi Hendrix, God just sort of went, plum, I'm going to give you something for a while.
	Right, right, right, right, right.
	It's not like God goes, I'm going to make this super creature, this superman.
	But I think genetically, and this is, if you're an atheist, just think of it as nature.
	Some people get these little plu, plu, plu, blue, plu.
	Yes, I think so.
	I think so.
	Now, if you recall, the most arrogant thing I've ever heard in my life is something you said.
	We were in a car, we were in an SUV.
	Yes, and it wasn't inaccurate.
	It was just the sort of thing you're never supposed to say about yourself.
	That's making it more arrogant, actually.
	He's ramping it up.
	So we're driving by St. Patrick's Cathedral, which I know that we can't compete with Europe, with Notre Dame, with the fucking castles of Germany that are from the 1300s.
	Neutronstein.
	But St. Patrick's shocking.
	Like when you walk in, you can't believe humans made it.
	It looks like aliens made it.
	If you told me aliens made it, I'd go, yeah, I know.
	So we're driving by it.
	Where were we headed?
	Oh, to that art thing.
	Yes, yes, to that art.
	That was back before Trump derangement syndrome when the alt-right was just like right-wingers who were fun.
	Yes.
	We were doing an art exhibit.
	Milo put himself in a bath of pig's blood and surrounded himself with pictures of the victims of illegal aliens.
	Well, yes, it was the blood was to symbolize the loss both of life and the cultural devastation wrought by illegal immigrants and Islamic.
	Were you wearing a bathing suit?
	No.
	You were nude?
	I think I was in Budgie Smugglers.
	What are those?
	Like those.
	Well, you know, just little...
	Why fronts?
	Yes.
	Tighty whiteys.
	Well, no, not because tighty whiteys go down your legs.
	No, no, no.
	These are tighty whiteys.
	Well, show me tighty whiteys.
	Well, and you're a fag now, so you don't ever resist them.
	I'm not interested in your un No, no, no, no.
	Budgie smugglers go straight up to a point, just to a point.
	Oh, like a sexy bikini bottom.
	For men, yes, yes, yes, yes.
	No, and by the way, that's the most revolting underwear I've ever seen on a man.
	Wow.
	That's a fresh pair.
	They're not even threadbare on the buttocks yet.
	Absolutely grotesque.
	The rubber band, the rubber is still intact.
	Awful.
	Where did you shower that night?
	Well, I was staying.
	What's that old hotel that's on?
	Okay, wait, stop, stop, stop.
	So the art exhibit is done.
	Everyone leaves.
	Yes.
	Take me through you leaving the bathtub to the point where you're clean and you're wearing like sweatpants.
	I get out of the bathtub.
	Okay, you're dripping women's blood everywhere.
	Okay, but what you have to understand is it's refrigerated blood.
	It's pasteurized and refrigerated to avoid it like turning bad or things growing in it.
	So it's like being in a cold river for 45 minutes, which means that hypothermia was a very significant and realistic.
	That's not a joke, right?
	That's true.
	No, I was shaking uncontrollably for an hour after I got out of this thing.
	So I'm covered in a blanket.
	Some effort is made to sort of douse me in warm water, which feels kind of like boiling.
	I'm wrapped in a blanket and whisked back to my hotel.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
	You're jumping ahead.
	Whisked.
	So do you get that?
	There's a what is it called?
	A fart?
	No, a car.
	The large car.
	A flying car.
	No.
	Like the DeLorean in Back to the Future?
	Stupid man.
	The large cars.
	The buses?
	No, the cars, the big black things you get when you do the nice Uber.
	What do you get?
	You're Suburban.
	There's a Suburban waiting outside.
	But you're going to ruin the top haulin's down on the seats.
	And I am shaking in the back, covered in a space blanket that one of the Marine security guards brought, plus a bunch of other blankets.
	And I'm whisked back.
	What's that hotel that's on the park?
	That's a bit dated, kind of like trading on past glories, old-fashioned styled.
	And it's on the park.
	Wasn't that like your favourite one for a while?
	No, no, no, I hate it.
	We're in Lower Manhattan at this point?
	Yeah, so at the very bottom of Central Park, in the middle, there's an old hotel.
	We're not in Lower Manhattan, we're in the park something or other.
	Do you know what I'm talking about?
	Yeah, yeah, the plaza.
	No, no, no, the plaza's fancy.
	This is an old-fashioned hotel.
	Okay, but no one cares.
	So around the plaza, Central Park.
	So I'm taken upstairs.
	I am placed by my security detail in a shower, and they put it on the bottom.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa, you keep skipping things.
	So you get in the suburban.
	There's a tarp there.
	Yes.
	You have to say tarpaulin.
	We've abbreviated it here.
	And then you get it.
	Are you barefoot?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	So then you're taken out of the suburban.
	My clothes were never recovered.
	And you show up.
	Who has your wallet?
	Like, who has your phone?
	I didn't take any of it.
	I didn't take any of it because I was taking...
	Aren't you dripping pig's blood in the elevator?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Okay, so you're vandalizing the hotel.
	Well, no.
	Yes.
	And I'm taken up to the room, kind of whisked past, you know, but I've got like six navy seals around me, so no one kind of dares make a fuss.
	Someone has my room key.
	I don't remember how they got it or why they have it.
	But somebody opens the door.
	I get kind of shoved through the door.
	And then I hear a discussion, and somebody realizes, like, if we don't get him under a hot shower, he's probably going to get hypothermia and die.
	So a large pair of hands grabs me from behind, not for the first time.
	And I am put under one of those, you know, nasty over-the-tub showers, which is put on full heat.
	And I think I was there for about 90 minutes.
	90 minutes?
	90 minutes until I had regained feeling in my fingers and, by some miracle, did not get frostbite or hypothermia or lose a toe or something because I had been in the equivalent of ice water for almost an hour, which is enough to lose something.
	You know what?
	That was, we should do a documentary.
	That was a turning point.
	That was a turning point in this subculture where the left and the powers of B realized, wait a minute, these guys are fun and interesting.
	This is a thing.
	And prepared to basically kill themselves for a laugh.
	This is getting to be laughed.
	They're prepared to almost kill themselves for a meme, for a photograph.
	For a point.
	To make a point.
	And this is too charming.
	It's too interesting.
	We need to stop this.
	We need to stop this shit.
	And that was it.
	So we had to carry your bathtub out.
	Did you really?
	Yeah.
	And we poured it onto the street.
	Who cares?
	It's fucking pig's blood.
	And I remember the left, they always do this.
	They were complaining about hygiene and pollution and you don't have a permit to do that.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Like even when I had my katana, my plastic katana at my talk, they go, he's brandishing a weapon.
	That's illegal, even if it's plastic.
	Well, because they don't have right and wrong on their side, they have to retreat into the rules.
	The rules of the people they hate.
	Like they hate the cops and they're like, they should have been arrested.
	That's violating bylaw 136.
	They have to appeal to patriarchal authority, right?
	Or even, I don't know if you know this, Ryan, but when we were at Trump's hospital and I walked out and they were chanting, Gavin, Gavin, they're like, he has an open container.
	That's actually illegal.
	You know, if it was a black guy with an open container.
	If it's a black guy with an open container, they'd run in the opposite direction because they didn't want to lose their pension.
	Yeah, that's right.
	They love the rules.
	They hate cops.
	And they love rules.
	Strange combination.
	We've entered a challenging moment.
	We've entered a challenging moment.
	This is our young Turks moment.
	Well, no, because we'll be laughing no matter what happens, probably just at each other.
	But we've entered a moment in which Joe Biden appears, if you believe the numbers that you read on major news sources, to have opened up a 100-point lead in the electoral vote, despite only just pipping Trump in the popular vote.
	So I'm going to give you some numbers from the various sources before I have to go for another wee.
	But if you look at the New York Times, you will see Joseph Biden at 54 million votes and Trump at 52 million votes.
	But the Electoral College results at 209 versus 118.
	Now, I must again stress that all of the big ticket Republican swing states and Florida and Texas, Georgia, none of them have been called, none of them have been admitted.
	It is not over, but they are doing everything they possibly can to present it as though Biden is pulling ahead to an unassailable position.
	If you look at Reuters, which started the evening very conservatively, their estimate is now 192 to 114.
	Fox News now has 223 to 148.
	And USA Today has 209 to 118.
	USA Today has snatched the position of most conservative pollster.
	But once again, this does not include Texas or Florida or Georgia or North Carolina or Iowa or Ohio, Pennsylvania, Michigan or Wisconsin.
	Which is to say that all of the states that won it for Trump in 2016, though they are leaning heavily Trump, have not been declared by any of the major news organizations.
	Which, to me, doesn't quite sound right.
	Now, you're gay.
	Don't you think USA Today is one of the gayest names for USA Today?
	USA Today.
	USA Today, you guys.
	USA Today is a newspaper for fat women who are not able to express their true political opinions at work and instead wish to signal them by leaving the USA Today on the lunch table.
	It's a newspaper for people with an IQ of between 65 and 85 that compresses...
	What do you buy at the airport when there's nothing else?
	Well, you don't buy it.
	You stand by and scoff at the people who do buy it who consider it better than nothing.
	And it is in fact not better than nothing.
	Sort of like gay sex.
	No, that's definitely better than nothing.
	What is it with you fags to like?
	How can you like a bag?
	A bag?
	A scrotum.
	It's disgusting.
	Do you lick scrotums?
	No, I don't lick scrotums.
	I don't lick scrotums.
	Do you like tits?
	No.
	You don't like tits?
	I don't like tits.
	What the fuck is this country coming to?
	Brian, pull up some tits.
	No, I don't want to see breasts.
	Oh, the revolting?
	No, I'm just not interested in breasts.
	Are breasts to you what scrotums are to me?
	No, they don't repulse me.
	I'm just indifferent to them.
	Because I could talk to an alien.
	If someone could come down from Mars and I could say, here's a squirtle sack.
	Would you be able to talk sometime?
	And the alien would be like, and I go, I don't have time to learn your stupid fucking language.
	What's better?
	What's good?
	And he'd be like, and there'd be a girl there going, so do those make you barf?
	Oh, there's some up there.
	Why were you looking at the microphone?
	How advanced do you think this studio is?
	We projected.
	I thought there might be a small image of the thing that I was expected to comment on just in front of me.
	Out of the mic?
	It turned out there was no screen in front of me.
	There was no holographic representation with the live stream.
	Sorry.
	Sorry to say.
	No, there was nothing like that.
	So could you put it back on, please?
	Yeah, maybe when you finally go blind, we will have tit sound.
	It's coming soon.
	It's coming soon.
	Just assuming that I am, could you could you make it?
	So that's gross to you.
	That makes you bark.
	Well, let me have a problem.
	You would not want a four-hour romp with that thing.
	Well, the viewers can't see me very well.
	I've just got nasty.
	Are you joking?
	They're pendulous.
	They're nasty and pendulous.
	So are penises.
	They're cows.
	Penises swing.
	Have you ever run nude on a nude beach?
	No.
	No, I haven't.
	Why would I run nude on a nude beach?
	You've got to get somewhere at this last call.
	That's the only place that serves after 3 a.m.
	What did you put in the search, by the way?
	Topless woman.
	Topless woman.
	Topless tits.
	Topless tits.
	We're not trying to see buttons.
	Let's focus on what's important.
	It's the election here.
	We're getting sidetracked.
	I feel bad.
	Let's focus on the number one question that America's asking right now.
	What percentage of tits are disgusting?
	What percentage are offensive?
	Brian, I need a coffee.
	Can you get me a coffee?
	Like, you know how there's...
	With women, there's zero to ten, right?
	Out of tits in the world, and we're not including, obviously, newborns and women on their deathbed.
	But like, viable tits from like 18 to 60.
	What percentage of those are fantastic?
	If you have a good normal libido, what percentage are unacceptable?
	No.
	And what percentage are pretty good?
	Would it be a bell curve?
	Is everything a bell curve?
	Isn't it ironic that a bell curve is shaped like a tit?
	If everything is a bell curve, then that might be a message from God.
	Right?
	Milo?
	Yes.
	Don't you have a lot to say about that?
	Well, I wasn't really listening.
	Okay, well, we'll do dicks because you're gay.
	Okay.
	Out of all the viable dicks in the world, like say in America.
	I'm ready to talk about penises, please.
	18 to...
	What's the oldest a dick could be for you guys?
	Well, I think once you get to 39, you're dead.
	So...
	Oh, shit, that's a pretty small window.
	No, I've got about four years left until I'm clinically disabled.
	So no one wants a 40-year-old's dick.
	Okay, so that's interesting.
	I did not know that.
	So 18 to 39.
	Yes.
	What percentage, say it's 100 dicks.
	What percentage of those are fantastic?
	What percentage of those are no thank you?
	And what percentage are you?
	Oh, like 5% are great.
	5% are great.
	And what are unacceptable, I don't even want...
	The rest is unacceptable because I have high standards.
	But for most homosexuals, for whom any kind of physical attention whatsoever is welcome and necessary because they felt marginalized and excluded their whole life, I would guess that like 80% of their whole marginalized and excluded your whole life?
	Well, I was like, with your super rich mom, you're crazy.
	I didn't Ray Weinston.
	Well, no, I didn't be able to do that.
	Everything about me is great, and I've always felt like I belong because people always say.
	Well, you're from England.
	They invented faggots there.
	I'm just being mean.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	The word faggot comes from British private schools going to a crew small school.
	Oh, yeah, that's right.
	Because then the kids would require.
	So then the elders would like, I don't know, fuck their hands.
	I didn't get my coffee and I didn't wee, so I'm coming.
	Fuck their hands.
	I'm done.
	Yeah.
	Europe invented homes.
	Well, Rome did.
	But when you think of faggots, that's an English thing.
	Rome didn't build fags in one day.
	That took a long time.
	I think it's funny because gays are more libidinous, right?
	They're like, yeah, I'll do you in an alleyway, like Jussie Smalley.
	But every time I talk to them, they're like, oh, Lord, one of his butt cheeks was 4% larger than the other.
	And his knees were so knobby.
	Yeah, that's how you know straight guys when they're pretending to be straight.
	They're like, I don't know, fucking the nipple thing.
	There was like one hair there.
	And you're like, oh, you're gay.
	We have so few.
	Cankles, no problem.
	Finning hair, yes.
	That's a deal breaker.
	Squirting is considered an asset.
	And as Anthony Kumia and his scientific team, he hired a doctor.
	I was there.
	Yeah.
	It's piss.
	Natasha Starr.
	So as you're fornicating with a squirter, she's urinating on you.
	No problem.
	Yeah, that wasn't like an attractive thing.
	That was like a science experiment.
	It felt clinical.
	Flapjacks, like nothing here at all.
	Kind of a deal breaker, but as we were talking about with that sports host, if she kept her bra on, I think I could get over it the entire marriage.
	Hey.
	You're cool.
	She's a deal breaker, but she's a...
	What are your like...
	Sorry, we can't work this out.
	My deal breakers.
	Yeah, the pancake tits are, that's huge.
	That's pretty big.
	Insane labia.
	Some sort of like disability that would make everybody look at her when I bring her somewhere.
	What?
	Yeah, like one eye.
	I wouldn't care about one eye, honestly.
	Go ahead.
	I'm sorry I didn't speak the way that you wanted me to speak.
	Go ahead.
	Ryan, go ahead.
	We're talking about millions of women.
	You're talking about one eye?
	Like, how many women have one eye?
	How many deal breakers?
	For just getting laid?
	Too fat, gross.
	Okay, that's nasty.
	But oh.
	Oh, I know your deal breaker.
	That gross, ugly pig, Ashley St. Clair.
	Okay.
	No, that's not it.
	I'm just going to hang out with her all night and talk and drink and not hit on her because she's so gross.
	Hair on the underarms.
	Ashley St. Clair is so attractive.
	It's actually kind of bad.
	Like for her?
	Yeah, because it's almost comical.
	Yeah, like she's a caricature of.
	She's kind of a freak, like the elephant man.
	I don't think so, but I get what you're saying.
	Like if you brought her to a party, oh, Gavin's late.
	Hey, I brought my new girlfriend.
	Everyone would go, ah, ah.
	And the music would stop.
	It would be like Animal House where he goes, Otis, my man.
	You want me to look it up?
	Her up?
	Yeah, she's a freak.
	She's pretty.
	I think she's too pretty.
	She's like a sister to me.
	She's got to get a gap in her teeth or maybe rub diarrhea on her face.
	I don't think that.
	Or just start barfing.
	Like, I feel like if I met her on a Tinder date or something, I'd go, oh, I don't know.
	And then she started vomiting.
	I'd go, hmm, I'm going to clean this up.
	It's kind of in my league.
	What do you think about underarm hair?
	I don't give a shit.
	Me neither.
	In Quebec, when I was a young man, that was what all the French Canadians would do.
	And they didn't shave their legs either.
	Okay, how about fat girl underarm hair?
	That's a deal breaker.
	Yeah.
	See the combos?
	That's an interesting question that's come up during this election quite a bit.
	What is a deal breaker with gunts?
	Gunts.
	You can tell we've been drinking for a while and we're bored of the election.
	I don't know if I've seen a gunt in purse.
	So this obviously is fine.
	Right?
	Okay.
	This also fine.
	Yeah.
	Right?
	You can't even do a...
	Can you do it?
	I probably can.
	I've been drinking beer all night.
	Let's get Copper Cat back in the line.
	Now, what about this?
	I think for a female.
	Now, what if she had huge, huge knockers?
	Everything else was great.
	Skinny ankles.
	But this was her waist.
	I think this might be where I tap out.
	Let's tan the mom.
	Who's that weird one that's with Ethan?
	And then, like, when it gets down to, like, I can't do it, but this is obviously absolutely not.
	Trying to look at Safe for Work.
	Who's the girl who does the Ethan Klein podcast where it's like Frenemies?
	The fat one.
	Oh, that chick.
	Yeah, that's about the, that's about...
	That's about the end.
	Yeah.
	What's her name again?
	I'm trying to remember.
	She's got such a low IQ.
	It's such a turn-off.
	That's, you know, we can't deal with that.
	High IQ is a real turn-on.
	I dated a girl so much like a boy when I was like 20, but she was just so intellectual.
	Like a boy.
	Which part?
	That she was so intellectual.
	Why?
	Well, you don't want that for a woman.
	Nobody does.
	You don't want that for a woman.
	Nobody does.
	You say that.
	This is a stupid myth I hate.
	They go, oh, she's single because men are intimidated by her high IQ and her ambition.
	Oh, there she is.
	Yeah, we hate having intellectual conversations with the woman we're living with.
	What a bummer.
	This woman's hippo face really turns me off, though.
	How many chicks have you banged?
	Oh, yeah, you banged chicks.
	Well, they're all dead now.
	Oh, because you gave them AIDS?
	No, not because I gave them aids.
	What's going on the sizzle reel?
	Not because I gave them AIDS, because things didn't work out.
	One of them's a heroin overdose.
	One of them was a con.
	Things didn't work out with their age treatment?
	The other one was...
	I'm sorry.
	So how many?
	I don't know.
	Four or five.
	T-cells did they have left?
	Let's look her up, though.
	Google image her.
	This chick, we're talking about fatness and deal breakers.
	See, you'll see a jiggle here coming up soon.
	Okay, who is...
	Let me sit down.
	Do you know who this is, Milo?
	No, I don't.
	She's a super duper famous stage version of YouTube.
	Beetlejuice.
	Yeah.
	But she paid for this herself, I think.
	This didn't go anywhere.
	This is just a video she made.
	Put her in Google image and let's just look at her body.
	I still forget her.
	Because what I'm trying to say, Milo, while you were gone is gays are, they appear more libidinous than males.
	I mean, than you know, real people.
	Yes.
	But you guys are so strict.
	And when I hear your standards, I think that's all we care.
	Our only deal breakers are your gun is hanging over your pubes and you have thinning hair.
	Well, the thing you have to remember.
	Like this is right at the end.
	No, the thing you have to remember is that gays share some critical psychological similarities with women, which is to say that what we say is not always what we're thinking and what we say we think.
	Oh, you're liars.
	Well, not so much liars.
	I mean, women honestly believe that they want things that will actually make them deeply miserable.
	Homosexuals believe they have to say that they conform to certain stereotypes and that they want things that they know that they don't necessarily actually really want.
	What it basically boils down to is you can't really trust anything a woman or homosexual says.
	So you pretend you want a six-pack and he has to be six foot four or whatever, but you don't have to be afraid of that.
	Right, well, the reality is that most homosexuals will take whatever is offered to them because they don't believe that they deserve anything better.
	Oh.
	I'm not speaking for myself here, but the majority of the people.
	Love how it becomes a Chadwick Moore no matter what, right?
	Well, I'm not speaking for myself here because I don't feel that.
	That reminds me of that chick.
	What's her name true?
	The one who's like this, the Puerto Rican who's like this in every movie, she was in Swan.
	Michelle Rodriguez.
	Michelle Rodriguez.
	They go, why are Puerto Ricans so loud?
	Which is a pretty brave question.
	I can't remember the context, but they probably said it in a different way.
	And she goes, they're screaming to be heard in a world that just won't listen.
	Oh, God.
	It's like, no, you're just brand in the lower East Side.
	I don't think your fucking uncle's a junkie and you want to yell because there's like 30 people in the living room.
	You know why they're loud?
	Because they have to talk over other Puerto Ricans.
	I literally, I was in Harlem and I heard two people leaving a bodega.
	Two Puerto Ricans.
	I don't have a camera.
	And they weren't listening to each other.
	They were both talking at the same time.
	I was like, I've never seen that before.
	Oh, we have some news to try to drag it away from fat chicks and tits and politics.
	What is the news?
	Would you fuck her, by the way?
	Who?
	Bye.
	Trisha.
	Trisha Paytas?
	God, you're so blind.
	People never believe me.
	This is how I got into that nasty thing.
	That Zeke Hollis thing.
	Someone Zeke Hollid next to Milo.
	No, she's vast.
	She's vast.
	How much would you have to be paid to fuck her?
	I just never would because I'd never get over the trauma.
	It's not worth the money.
	Ooh.
	Seven billion?
	That's really cool.
	No, it's just not worth the money.
	And it's not like she's a...
	$9 trillion?
	God, come on, yeah.
	It's not worth any amount of money.
	It's not true.
	You don't want to solve world hunger?
	Definitely not.
	All right, Ryan, what's your fee back here on Earth?
	Some people deserve to be hungry.
	I mean, like, probably a little under $100,000, I would do it.
	For sure.
	I mean, honestly, like, if I was single and I'm as broke as I am now, maybe, like, four grand.
	That's even too much.
	If someone told me I had to fuck, like, you want to fuck Trisha Paytas?
	We'll pay you.
	I go, well, you better have eight bucks.
	But that's what makes you the second most three ones.
	Yeah.
	That's what makes you the second most.
	Or a beer.
	By the way.
	But not a beer from CVS, because I know these are about a buck 20.
	A beer in a bar.
	That's your celebration beer.
	The regular size Budweiser can.
	And if she's all done up like that, I will go down to a stick of hubba bubba.
	She's not a walk in the park.
	She has like nine personalities.
	And she's probably got great moves.
	Anyway, what the fuck are we doing?
	We have...
	We're going to get in contact with Hollowed.
	He's got a song about voting.
	Oh, good.
	Yeah, let's do that.
	So that'll take three minutes.
	Well, in the meantime, I can give you a quick update based on...
	Wait, wait, give them a good background with lots of graphics.
	Okay.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, God.
	Why don't you go to the bottom?
	Oh, Lord.
	Boys, boys.
	Why don't you go to politico.com and then click through to their results page because there's a nice kind of like our orangey red that I think will go nice with my complexion.
	If you could do that, please.
	I got to be honest, Milo.
	Your tone is sounding very Biden's going to win right now.
	I'm starting to see some worrying signs.
	I'm not going to lie to you.
	Let me skip through some of the numbers that are coming through.
	Look, it's my very firm belief that nobody will ever know who actually won this election.
	Yes.
	But I will give you some of the numbers that are being presented to us by our esteemed media organizations.
	The first one I have for you from an organization that still refuses to announce Texas, Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, and so on and so forth, the New York Times suggests that 209 electoral votes are going to Biden and 118 to Trump.
	They basically announced everything they possibly can for Biden and absolutely nothing that they don't positively have to for Trump.
	Reuters, which began the evening very cautiously, has thrown that caution to the wind and they're now estimating 192 for Biden, excuse me, 114 for Trump.
	We've got Fox News, which is being a little bit more liberal about calling states, 223 for Biden and 204 for Trump.
	But what's important to note about Fox News poll, which, I mean, you may say is probably going to be the most favourable stroke accurate.
	Shall I go this way?
	If you could pull up foxnews.com and if you could perhaps, I think it's foxnews.com slash elections slash whatever.
	Just try to get to their Fox News.
	Election slide.
	Probably the homepage there.
	Right.
	The thing to bear in mind about Fox News is although they've been happy to call Texas and Florida, they are still holding out on Iowa, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, North Carolina, and Georgia, and they have 223.204.
	So according to the fairly liberally called Fox News, it is still close but in play.
	We've got USA today for the faggots at 209.118, which is probably completely meaningless and untrustworthy.
	And finally, Politico, I just want to drill down a little bit into Politico's numbers.
	Now they've got 209 to 120.
	However, in those states they haven't called, they are nonetheless giving us the real numbers for various swing states.
	So for Trump in Florida, even though their model has not yet granted it to him, they are predicting that Trump's going to win with 51.3 in Florida, with 50.1% in North Carolina, with 52.3 in Iowa, and with 51.9 in Wisconsin.
	They're also giving Trump Pennsylvania, Michigan, Nebraska that's just come in.
	That is politico.
	So even though they're not prepared to call a lot of these states for Trump, they are nonetheless predicting he will win in all of these battlegrounds.
	But wait, if, is that, what do you have up there, politico?
	Your microphone.
	What do you have up there?
	That's politico.
	That's politico?
	But Biden's 209 and Trump's 120.
	So yeah, so you can see, look, it sounds like a big gap, but when you look at the actual number of votes that's still in play, because they just refuse to call certain states, you've got 38 in Texas, you've got 29 in Florida, you've got 15 in North Carolina, 18 in Ohio,
	6 in Iowa, 10 in Wisconsin.
	Where else have we got?
	We've got Pennsylvania with 20 that looks now, although in early voting it was very heavily Biden, now it's 56.4% for Trump.
	Doesn't look like Biden can reclaim there.
	North Carolina, again, looks like it's going for Trump.
	15.
	All of these states...
	A little bit more on Mike.
	Say again?
	A little more on Mike, Milo?
	Oh, all of these states that are shaded red are not just leaning to Trump, they're pretty much givens for Trump.
	But they're not accounted for yet.
	They're not accounted for yet in the numbers above.
	What's that one by California?
	Is that Arizona?
	Nevada, obviously the home of...
	No, no, that's Arizona.
	What are you looking at?
	Oh, Arizona, yeah.
	It looks like Arizona's going to go for Biden, but Arizona's been really overplayed by a lot of the commentators, given that it's only worth 11 electoral votes.
	I'm going to see if I can find a map that's going to let me grant to Trump all the stuff that's leaning Trump that they won't give him and see what kind of numbers that gives us.
	Glad we got Milo on the show tonight, huh?
	He really knows his shit.
	He's really cracked.
	Can you imagine the shit show if it was just us?
	It would just be Trisha Payton's tits.
	Paytas.
	Payton correctly.
	It would just be Trisha Payton's tits.
	Various fees on fornicating with various women like Rosie O'Donnell.
	I think the viewers would still be happy.
	Rosie O'Donnell in lingerie with five-inch stilettos.
	Can you go horizontal?
	What?
	We got...
	Hollow.
	Yeah, just turn your jammy horizontal.
	Boom, boom, boom, boom.
	We're going to blow you away.
	There we go.
	Wait.
	So far, see the amp.
	There we go.
	Yeah, there you go.
	There, that works perfect.
	Sweet.
	Finally, you're horizontal and not vertical.
	This is the best.
	That worked out great.
	I need to mute the stream so I don't hear myself twice.
	Here, I'll resize you.
	There we go.
	Well, then he was better off vertical.
	You got Jesus in the back there?
	Yeah, a lot of Jesus.
	Can you hear us?
	Can you hear us?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I noticed you have Jesus behind you.
	Yeah, check it out.
	I also have the Mets up there, too.
	Oh, cool.
	As a devout Catholic, if you have Jesus behind you, it means that you want him to fuck you, and that is blasphemous to us.
	You think the Muslims were hurt on Charlie Ebdo?
	I'm going to fucking come through that house and behead your entire family.
	We do not tolerate depictions of Jesus behind anyone.
	It's true.
	Always have it in front of you.
	The blood of martyrs flow for conversion.
	So honestly, exactly what they didn't want to happen is going to happen.
	And France is actually going to hopefully become more tradcath and based in Red Pill.
	Yeah, I wonder what's going to...
	But this is my problem with all of these things.
	You talk to these people and you go, you must be outraged about what's going on.
	Like that dude from Deer Spiegel, we had this German journalist following us around last night after we did our show.
	And like he's in Germany.
	Muslims are ruining his country.
	Refugees are ruining Europe.
	And he's just like, I can't believe you're here in America.
	And I actually like the guy.
	I consider him a friend, but he's a liberal.
	And he's like, Trump is ruining everything around you.
	And I'm in Berlin enjoying my life.
	And I'm like, Merkel is ruining your shitty country.
	And Trump is trying to save us from these lunatics burning into the ground.
	Do you think Trump is behind these riots?
	Well, you didn't have them fall.
	Yeah, like kids get mad when they get told it's bedtime.
	This is them being disciplined.
	It's confusing to me.
	It's kind of like how, you know, when we go over to Iraq and carpet bomb cities, the people there aren't going to be like, you know, we love America.
	It's the exact opposite effect happens.
	And when BLM comes into towns and completely destroys them, and like I drive by New York City, it's crazy.
	Like I remember when I was with Ryan the other day, the Burger King, the Burger King, even the Burger Kings, you know, boarded up and destroyed.
	And I was actually in Manhattan last week, and we're just driving.
	People are just openly spray painting.
	It's gone.
	The city is gone.
	I don't get why Antifa hates Starbucks so much.
	I saw a video tonight of them threatening to burn down an entire apartment building with 300 people in it because the lobby has a Starbucks.
	If you don't like expensive coffee, don't buy it.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, the pumpkin spice lattes, you know.
	I'm sorry I offended you with my expensive coffee.
	Yeah, it is strange, but my new obsession is, and I was asking Joe Biggs and Enrique this tonight, when they talk about right-wing riots and all that shit on ABC News and USA is gay, do they really,
	like, how serious are they?
	You know what I mean?
	Like, do they really believe that there's a major risk of right-wing riots, or are they just journalists campaigning?
	And I think they're just activists who are asking questions like, why do you beat your wife in order to frame the narrative?
	I don't think they give a shit about the truth.
	Well, I like to talk about how, you know, you think about all the conservatives locked up in the last eight months and with guns and ammo.
	And it's testament to the fact that they're not inherently violent because there hasn't been a mass shooting since the lockdown started.
	And all of these people, and I personally know people who've killed themselves since the lockdown, and there's been more white men who...
	That's true.
	We cut that feed because it sounded racist.
	We want to make it clear here on this show.
	We do not discuss Soros or anything about white males committing suicide.
	So if someone mentions that, we will cut the feed and we'll change the subject immediately.
	Understood?
	It's true.
	That's the way we work here.
	We don't tend to mess around with certain tops.
	No.
	Tops and for topics, by the way.
	For you kids at home.
	No discussion about white males killing themselves.
	And no Islamophobia.
	No racism.
	Yeah, we let a couple of things slide.
	I'm a fucking bitch on ABC News.
	I'm so mad at me and Ryan.
	True.
	Equally mad that we didn't record it.
	I eviscerated her.
	Who thought that the news wouldn't air the news?
	That's happened to me a million times.
	I thought that at least so fucking stupid.
	They'd cut it up.
	No, every time I slay a liberal interviewer, the tape gets lost.
	And, you know, Trump records it.
	Remember I did fucking Daily Show and they tried to frame me?
	I should have had hidden cameras in that room.
	That's what Trump did with 60 Minutes?
	Yes.
	And I don't remember seeing the real version.
	It's just the Trump recorded version.
	It was really great.
	And she asked Pence about the fly.
	That's the only thing that I'm glad she did.
	Because it shows a lot of character in Pence.
	He just laughed it off.
	He was like, my family went there.
	Like, remember you showed me that radio thing?
	You showed us all the radio thing Where Pence was a radio host.
	It really made Pence look warm.
	He should have put that on Twitter because he has no character besides that.
	There's not much fun Pence things going on.
	And he should have embraced that fly.
	I lived in Africa for a while and I was working there, volunteer.
	I got some problems with my payments going on.
	My parents were sending me money to volunteer down there in the Congo.
	And it got so bad that I was starving.
	And I had a distended belly for not long, for like two weeks.
	And I remember during that time, I'll never forget it, I would have flies crawling on my face and not even notice.
	Sheesh.
	Yeah.
	And what happened out of it?
	You just kept the distended belly, but the flies left?
	We got damned.
	Hello back on the line.
	What happened, Darren?
	The song got stuck.
	So you wrote a song.
	Yeah.
	Can we hear it?
	You play it through your pro better.
	I'm very confused by you because you dare to support Trump, you dare to be a Christian, but the music you make is very New York hipster.
	Well, when I had a mustache, I really looked like a hipster.
	You got to cut your fucking hair, by the way.
	You look ridiculous.
	Nah, no.
	Can you read?
	Well, so check this out.
	I got, let's see, we're St. Michael the Archangel right here.
	That's great.
	Now get Saint Joseph the Barber.
	St. Joseph the Barber?
	Nah.
	But we've had so many bands on the show, like Dream Machine or BBQT who dared to, or Ty Richards, who dared to not be right-wing, not say like I love Pat Buchanan and Trump Rocks,
	but just to be slightly patriotic or at least not follow the liberal narrative like a fucking toothhound.
	And they have their careers completely destroyed.
	Even Trapped, who I don't consider a right-wing band.
	That's a right-wing guy from...
	Yeah.
	But is he right-wing?
	He's pretty based.
	Like what?
	I think he likes Alex Jones and shit.
	So he watches Alex Jones.
	Yeah, he admits he goes on.
	The entire band has their shows canceled because one of the members watches Alex Jones.
	He's the only outspoken one out of the group.
	Yeah, he decided to use the Twitter for the first time in a long time to voice his political.
	Just all sorts of stuff.
	He just started being him.
	Are you the guy that did that song Scott Pilgrim Ruined the World?
	No, that's negative XP.
	Oh.
	You guys are similar.
	But we're friends.
	Are you friends?
	Oh, shit.
	All right.
	My nickname goes on tour, but he's kind of scared because he's extremely socially awkward.
	And he's just scared to talk to people.
	Just sad.
	This solves it.
	Okay.
	I don't think we can hear your song and talk to you at the same time.
	Let's hear your jam.
	Later.
	So bye.
	And don't ever depict the prophet Jesus ever again.
	Let's make that our new thing.
	We hate seeing Jesus depicted.
	Just like what?
	Crosses in churches.
	Do not depict the prophet Jesus.
	I have to jewelry shopping to department.
	Very theologically sound according to Christian doctrine.
	Well, it will be very funny.
	Things get updated, Milo.
	Things get updated.
	Somewhat.
	Do not depict Jesus.
	You can only depict God.
	What?
	How about these Muslims?
	You can't depict Jesus or God, but you can't depict like a cat.
	You can't have a cat calendar because it's God's creation.
	It's faces.
	It's faces.
	You're not supposed to presume.
	What if you have a flower that looks exactly like a cat face?
	God, shut up.
	What is that?
	Nasty liberals singing for something.
	Sounds like...
	You're not supposed to presume to reproduce something beautiful.
	What about a flower?
	Flowers are okay because...
	Just okay.
	They're not God's crowning glory, you know?
	Yes, they are.
	They're amazing.
	An orchid?
	Well, they're not considered as...
	I like an orchid more than a fucking worm.
	Can you draw a worm?
	Yeah, I think you can do whatever you want to do.
	I think they got two.
	What about like a bull weevil or a praying mantis has a pretty human-looking face?
	It's got the eyes and the...
	I think because they also believe that people and animals are created in some respect in the image of God.
	If it has a face that vaguely resembles a human's, I don't think you're supposed to draw it.
	If there's any Muslims watching now, may we please draw a praying mantis?
	I don't think so.
	Mailbag at censored.tv.
	Okay.
	All right, let's hear his jam.
	So you made me wondering, why were you talking to that guy who had Jewish chick hair?
	Because he made this song.
	You can hear the music after three.
	We didn't finish everything story.
	Let's do more of this.
	It's almost 20 seconds.
	It's a minute 20 seconds.
	The sonics and the cramps and the makers.
	Awesome, dude.
	Great work.
	So anyway, I'm in the SUV.
	We passed St. Patrick's Cathedral.
	Oh, no.
	And I say, you know, and I've had a few drinks, so I'm talking like I'm talking now.
	And I go, you know, sometimes I'm in church and I look at the craftsmanship, even my own church in the Burbs, but St. Patrick's, whatever.
	And you're like, I've been to nice buildings.
	I've been into beautiful hotels.
	I've been at nice restaurants.
	And the architecture is very, very, very nice.
	I've been to rich people's homes.
	Very, very, very, very nice.
	But you go to a church and you're like, I don't even know what, like, how'd you make that?
	The thing that goes like that and like that, like that, all the way up to the top?
	Is that even wood?
	Like, what is that?
	Was that a mold?
	And then I started thinking, it's, and this is where I get weird.
	And I was with my new friend, so I was sort of confessing something that I find unusual about myself.
	I said, sometimes I get kind of crazy and I think that the actual tradesman was like, holy shit, I've never been able to carve so perfectly.
	Holy shit, I'm just nailing it.
	Wow.
	Like if you do a drawing and you go, wow, this is exactly what that person looked like.
	Or with you, with your imitations, there must be times like when you're doing Tim Poole and you go, I just became Tim Poole.
	Yeah, I'll stop myself.
	Do Tim Poole.
	So the election right now, I don't think it's in the bag.
	I mean, there's some scary stuff happening out there, man.
	Listen, you want to go to the polls?
	You want to share your vote?
	That's fine.
	But listen, man, what's going on with that?
	I got to get his like hipisms.
	What's going on with that?
	He turns into like a black girl.
	So anyway, I talk about basically divine intervention within the trades at churches where they just, they must, like they do these stained glass and go, they must look at it themselves and go, what the fuck?
	Like I've always said that about Led Zeppelin after they did a song like Joy in the Rain.
	They must look at each other and go, fool in the rain, sorry, and go, whoa, that was a jet.
	Like I've done this.
	I've been in bands and sometimes we'll finish a song in the practice space and look at each other and go, whoa, that was intense.
	So I say that to Milo and he goes, you know, I kind of feel like that's what's going on with me.
	I mean, Breitbart, in many ways, it's a tragedy.
	He died, in all ways.
	But when he died, it provided the embers and the smoldering ashes for a phoenix to rise up that's far more inspiring, something totally invigorating to change the world, and that's me.
	And that was just like, whoa.
	That is by far the most arrogant words that have ever made it into these gear holes.
	Wowie.
	But I was right.
	I was talking about St. Patrick's Cathedral.
	And you're like, Breitbart had to die to make me.
	But I was right.
	I was right about that, though.
	Okay.
	I think so.
	I need you to babble with the guest for another two to three minutes because I have some exciting news that I just need to tabulate, cross-reference across a couple of different places.
	Go to Australia.
	Let's try the Dusty Bogues.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	Yes, do that for me.
	And when I return, and I am so committed to this, and I'm going to read this on the toilet.
	Let me read some of my texts.
	Chick used to work for me.
	Is Tucker a proud boy?
	No, absolutely not.
	He's actually not really into proud boys.
	He's always said, look, when you start this kind of a movement, whatever, like political activism, you kind of have to choose if you're an MLK guy or a Malcolm X guy.
	And he goes, I chose MLK.
	Maybe that was a mistake, but that's what I chose.
	So the violence thing, sorry.
	And I was like, all right, I chose Malcolm X. And I have an armed guard at my house right now.
	And when I get home, I will be standing with my 30 at 6 in the front room.
	So I didn't really choose Malcolm X. Malcolm X chose me.
	Malcolm X chose me.
	I'm like Kamal Harris now.
	Malcolm.
	Malcolm chose me in the pocket lap.
	Okay.
	Some Jacob stuff.
	I do have to say you have a pretty good Bronx accent we get from some guy.
	Yes, percept.
	Someone's saying I called them.
	I don't remember.
	Oh, that was Enrique.
	Dow Jones futures up big.
	Here's a fools.
	Something big happening.
	Real Donald Trump.
	This is, by the way, this was 2134.
	What's that?
	9.34?
	Yep.
	Now, 2.30 favorite to win on top betting sites.
	Switch from big dog going into today to medium dog all afternoon.
	A bigger dog when he was losing to Florida to medium favorite to beat Biden.
	To big favorite win right now.
	Betters always see it first.
	But that was, I'm sorry, I shouldn't be telling you that.
	That was 9.30 tonight.
	We look at fucking, Tommy Baggs is freaking out.
	Let's just look at Fox News.
	Because I'm starting to get scared.
	I'm starting to become chink younger.
	Which is you when you're eight.
	That's a lot of red.
	Why didn't we get blue, by the way, as a color?
	Red makes me think of communism.
	I want to be blue.
	No, we own red.
	We can't let the commies have red.
	I don't like red.
	We do red better than they do.
	Okay.
	270 needed to win.
	210, 227.
	This difference is an irrelevant difference.
	Like, the margin of error is bigger than the 17 that we're looking at right now.
	That's from Fox there, but, you know, then you go to this.
	That's a pretty big gap.
	You go to this, you know.
	213, 136.
	See, this is what Milo didn't really explain to me.
	Why they're not...
	They're not counting.
	Oh, Jacob.
	Okay, let's try it.
	Hey, Milo, stop.
	He's in the bathroom.
	Hello.
	Jacob, can you hear us?
	Oh, I think you're muted.
	You're muted, dude.
	Can you hear us?
	Check, check, check.
	I can't believe Skype has worked all night.
	Yeah.
	This is the only time Skype has worked for us.
	Let's take some calls after this.
	Oh, okay.
	Let's go.
	Oh, yeah.
	Okay.
	Oh, oh.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	He's plugging.
	I think he's hot wiring his camera.
	It's like 1920s operators.
	One ringy dingy.
	We can't hear you, dude.
	Operated 226, 226, connecting to 136.
	How weird was that?
	You'd make a call in the 1920s.
	They'd manually unplug an RCA and plug you in.
	Not that I could come up with a better system.
	And you have to know their extent.
	That's the other thing about all this.
	Like, you see this stupid piece of shit?
	Couldn't even have it.
	It's a dumb button.
	Lock Ryan and I in Rikers with all the materials.
	With all everything.
	Manuals, like Wikipedias of soldering.
	A YouTube video.
	Like, can you imagine?
	Nobody can do that like me.
	Joe Rogan said that.
	He's like, I don't understand this.
	I don't get it, man.
	And that's why I say with Proud Boys, revere the entrepreneur.
	Like, we're around these incredible fucking creations that I'm sorry were created by men.
	Well, what about women?
	They created the men that made those.
	So they're above us.
	So why do we got to go like, a woman invented the peanut?
	That's not important.
	Just appreciate what's around you.
	Fuck.
	Even this hat.
	Like the foam?
	I don't get it.
	How would you make that foam?
	And the mesh and the, I'll tell you what, even sewing machines.
	My dad has a degree in physics.
	He's a PhD in physics.
	My dad designed the XM-1 tank, the fastest tank in the world.
	I believe my dad's research with sonar, where they could, you send a sonar to a submarine, you can see exactly what's in it, how many people are in it, whether it's nuclear, all this shit.
	That hurt Russia.
	And I believe my dad was an integral part of that.
	I think my dad ended communism.
	Damn.
	Genius.
	But even him and I would sit and look at a sewing machine and go, what the fuck?
	How does the thread, how does it, what?
	You loop it, but then at some point, like when you sew something, you had got to let go.
	And then you pick it up again.
	No, I think I know.
	I don't fucking guess.
	Ryan knows.
	So look, the thing goes in, right?
	And then it moves it along, and then it comes up.
	And now that thing is like this.
	Whoop.
	I just thought of it.
	Before, I didn't know, but I just thought of it.
	You're so fucked.
	The stupidest thing about you is...
	That's totes it.
	That you think you know things.
	It's it.
	It goes like...
	You know what smart people say?
	And then it goes...
	Because you move the fabric, so it goes, and then you move it here, and now there's a scrap.
	And then it goes up.
	But the thing you just showed, how does the pencil get through the thing?
	Well, it goes, because it's sharp at one end, and then it's still sharp on the other end to come back up.
	It's still very thin.
	With your hand, you just went through the pad.
	The thing holding the pin.
	Oh, maybe it...
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, God.
	Oh, yeah, no, no, no, but it would have been a bit of a dude.
	There has to be a release where it does this.
	Exactly.
	That's what I'm talking about.
	Yeah, there's a release, and then it catches it.
	It's like on a spring.
	It throws it and catches it?
	No, no, no.
	I think sewing machines are made by the devil.
	Well, we shouldn't be wearing clothes.
	We're making a lot of revelations tonight.
	Tonight from now on, no more depicting Jesus in any way.
	I'm writing this down.
	Yep.
	And sewing machines, we should have mass bonfires because they're the devil's playthings.
	So how do we feel about clothes?
	No more clothes.
	Okay.
	That seems tough.
	You can have cloth, like you can wear a blanket.
	You can be nude with a blanket.
	But how do you think they make the Scots?
	We did this years ago.
	Are you ready for some comforting news?
	Yes, very ready.
	Okay, here goes.
	There we go.
	One second.
	Here is some comforting news when Ryan is ready.
	Okay.
	Ready.
	Fox News.
	Show the background.
	Okay, if you go to foxnews.com and then hit the election results.
	Put it behind it.
	Gotcha.
	There we go.
	You'll see 227 by 210.
	Now, what I want you to notice in the map underneath, and I'm going to try to come to this side so you can see it properly.
	I'll move you, don't worry.
	What have you done?
	Oh.
	Oh, there's something ghastly going on.
	Okay, so I'm going to come here.
	I want to move the map up a little bit.
	Okay, we've got 227 by 210.
	But observe the states that Fox News has not called, okay?
	We don't have Georgia, which is going for Trump.
	We don't have North Carolina, which is going for Trump.
	Pennsylvania, which is currently going for Trump by a large margin.
	Michigan or Wisconsin.
	Montana is just flipped.
	It's just flipped.
	And now it's going for Trump as well.
	Look at those pinky kinds of colours, right?
	If you take the cursor off there, Ryan, look at those pinky colours and look at the numbers underneath the codes for those states, okay?
	Look at Georgia, 16.
	North Carolina, 15.
	Pennsylvania, 20.
	Michigan, 16.
	Wisconsin, 10.
	Montana, 3.
	Now add those, if you scroll up a little bit, scroll up a bit to the numbers at the top, the other way.
	Sorry, sorry?
	Add those to the totals here, 227 to 210.
	So you're adding the Montana 3, you're adding all the paints.
	Everything except Montana, because Montana keeps flipping backwards and forwards.
	But just look at the difference.
	Now, Biden just popped up to 237 on my screen, which suggests that he has secured one or more of those.
	But just example, look, we're only 27 away, which means he only needs two or more of those pink states, all of which he's predicted to win right now.
	So this.
	Ooh, that's some good news.
	What this suggests is that although nobody's ready to call a lot of those places for him, he is poised to hop over the margin.
	That's what I'm seeing here.
	Whoops.
	Why are you going to a black screen of the top of Mila's hat?
	We got Jacob Wall.
	Oh, okay.
	Hold on, one.
	That's your.
	That's probably not the best way to.
	There we go.
	Okay.
	Do we have audio?
	Yes, I think you should be able to hear me.
	Sounds great.
	So, Jacob, we just heard some great news from one of your closest friends, Milo.
	You look really dark, dude.
	Is there a light not on?
	Anyway, it doesn't matter.
	So we just heard from a good friend of yours, Milo, that if we add up the pink states, the variables right now, Trump beats Biden.
	What do you think?
	I think that's exactly right.
	What we're seeing is that in all kinds of swing states, Trump is outperforming.
	He came out with early leads in even places like Rhode Island, which is unheard of.
	So that does appear to be the case.
	But what you're seeing is folks trying to undermine it from a structural standpoint.
	You had Fox News call Arizona, and then Chris Steyerwald comes out, who I call Chucky because he looks like Chucky the doll, and says, well, we called the state based on our exit poll asking voters about the coronavirus.
	Not even asking them who they voted for, just, oh, what do you think about the virus?
	And then if they say they don't like the virus, they said you're a Biden voter.
	And then you have in Michigan where now election officials say because Trump has such a big lead, they don't want to call the results until Friday.
	And so this is what we're up against.
	You have Trump up significantly in all kinds of states that matter.
	By modern day standards, what you would call a landslide win in Florida.
	By modern day standards, what you would call a landslide lead in Michigan, in places like Wisconsin, certainly in Ohio.
	By modern day, you mean 2016, four years ago.
	Right.
	The president, what we've been saying, I know you've been saying this, Gavin, is that we know tons of people that didn't vote for Trump in 16, but are voting from this time.
	But I don't know anybody that voted for him in 16 that didn't vote for him this time besides the folks that they, you know, the actors that they hire for Lincoln Project commercials.
	Otherwise, I can't find them.
	You know what was weird?
	Before any of this started, everyone was talking about mail-in ballots and we can't know tonight.
	We have to count the mail-ins.
	We have to count the mail-ins.
	That hasn't really seemed to come up tonight.
	Well, the mail-in ballots are a disaster for Democrats because the Democrat Party, of course, everyone knows America is a conservative country.
	And then you have these situations where you have inner cities like Minneapolis, like Detroit, where the Democrat Party has a machine where low-functioning urban voters are treated like livestock and bust into polling places and caused to fill out ballots which are harvested that they don't even fill out half the time.
	And then that's how Democrats are even competitive in a place like Michigan, which is a red state, or a place like Wisconsin, which is a red state.
	And it was a disaster for them to go to mail-in because what you're saying is that these low-functioning people now have to print out a piece of paper, fill it out, send it in the mail.
	Hopefully their ballot comes back.
	Then fill that out.
	And some of this paperwork is not simple.
	You need a juror's doctorate to fill out this paperwork.
	It is, in fact, more difficult than the evil IQ tests that they used to make you take to vote.
	And then you've got to Google your drop-off, where you're allowed to drop it off.
	I heard Ryan tonight, he's Puerto Rican.
	They're not known for their prowess.
	And him and his mom were arguing about where they even get to vote.
	And Ryan can work.
	It's not easy.
	It's not easy.
	And it was a mistake for the Democrats to embrace mail-in voting.
	And the president knows that.
	And I know that.
	And that's why the hardcore Republican operatives, if you will, have waged a jihad against mail-in voting, not because they were worried that it would be manipulated for fraud.
	And there's going to be lots of fraud.
	Everyone knows that.
	But because anything that Trump's against the Democrat Party has to be for, including mail-in voting.
	And them being for mail-in voting, I believe, is the reason that you see, as I predicted and have been predicting since March, record low minority turnout in all kinds of districts, because they're just not going to go through all of this morass of paperwork.
	Do they own a laser printer?
	Because you have to print it out on a laser printer in most of these places.
	Some, you don't need a laser printer.
	You need a color printer.
	It's immensely complicated, and it was a real disaster to embrace it if you're a Democrat.
	It doesn't make any sense.
	Do you think there's massive male voter fraud going on anyway?
	Well, the voter fraud takes three forms.
	The first form is where you send 10 ballots in to each voter, and you hope that they take it upon themselves to fill out 10, or you send in ballot harvesters and they fill it out for them.
	That is the smallest portion of voter fraud.
	Yeah, those sound like small numbers.
	Even like James O'Keefe showing us the fraud in, I was going to say Somalia, the fraud in Michigan with Ilhan Omar's thing.
	You hear about like 300 thrown in the garbage and 200 here.
	And yes, that's horrific.
	But I don't know.
	I'm talking on my ass right now, but it just doesn't feel like the collection fraud is way too much.
	And you're depending on people.
	You're depending on, to do that, a whole lot of people.
	Let's say millions of people got sent 10 ballots each.
	Would even a thousand Of them across the country take it upon themselves to craft different signatures and fill out 10 ballots and commit felonies and act like expert forgers.
	Not really, but it'll happen.
	The next one is the more threatening one, which I'd say is about twice as common, where you have Republican ballots and you take them and you throw them in the trash or throw them in the creek.
	And that's a very pernicious form of voter fraud.
	And that's why at everything that we've done, we've encouraged people to vote in person.
	And in fact, as you know, Jack Berkman and I have been prosecuted for telling people to vote in person in these ridiculous robo call cases in Michigan and Ohio now and a lawsuit in the Southern District of New York arguing that because we said vote in person,
	don't vote by mail, that's a violation of the Ku Klux Klan Act of 1871.
	I kid you not.
	And of course, we just said vote in person.
	Now, why did they prosecute us?
	Hold on.
	Hold on, hold on, Jacob.
	I heard those robocalls, and you also, in that same robocall, you said, we don't need Negroes around here no more.
	And you suggested you had a very succinct guide to going to Home Depot to build a cross to burn on people's lawns.
	That to me sounds racist.
	Well, that's what the judge in the Southern District of New York, Judge Marrero, said, a Clinton appointee.
	He said that we are electoral terrorists and we are using phone lines the way that the KKK used burning crosses and guns.
	I can't even joke anymore because everything is true.
	Like, I can't exaggerate.
	When Max and John, the Prowboys, went to prison, the judge Mark Dwyer said, this reminds me of 1930s Europe.
	Yeah, it's out of control.
	But they prosecuted us, and the reason they prosecuted us for, I don't know, encouraging people to vote in person rather than by mail is because by telling people to vote in person, what you're doing is you're making it more difficult for them to execute the third kind of mail-in voter fraud,
	the most dangerous one by a factor of 10.
	And that is what we're seeing now, where you have Michigan, it's a Trump blowout.
	It's just a Trump blowout.
	He's way ahead.
	Is he?
	And then officials...
	I thought it was like three points.
	Last time I checked.
	Last time I checked, it's a Trump blowout.
	I thought it was a light pink and not like a menstrual red.
	No, it's good.
	It's Trump.
	What's it at now?
	Currently, we're looking at 50 points.
	He's up 11 points.
	54 points.
	10 points in modern days.
	That's a landslide in the modern era in a swing state.
	And then what you have is the officials come out, the officials, whoever these people are, and they say, well, we're not going to report it until Friday.
	And the reason they say that is because like they tried to do in Florida, like they successfully did in California in 2018, they've got to go find more ballots.
	They have ballots stuffed in barns all over the state.
	This is the big one.
	You know, throwing ballots out, that's bad.
	The ballot harvesting and the send 10 ballots, that's bad.
	But the most dangerous form is what we're seeing now, where they say, we're not going to give you the results.
	Biden is about to speak here.
	If he's not speaking as we go, he may be speaking right now.
	And he's going to say, we need to keep counting.
	Anybody who calls a victory before Friday is a traitor and needs to be shot.
	That's what Biden's going to say if he hasn't said it already.
	So that's the most dangerous form.
	That's what's taking place now.
	And it's out of control.
	Do you think from here to Friday, when they're counting it, they'll just like, I don't know, hire liars and say triple all your numbers or something?
	Because throwing physical ballots away doesn't seem like you're going to get millions out of that.
	It seems to me to be...
	200,000.
	Yeah, well, you don't, the way that it works is, and this has been described to me, namely by Republican lawyers that litigate on this stuff and hire private investigators to look into it, is that if you have an area where you have very low turnout,
	a ghetto, let's say, where 3% are even going to turn out, rather than ever mailing the ballots out in the first place, remember, a ballot's just a piece of paper.
	It's printed by a private printing company.
	It's just paperwork, like any other piece of paperwork.
	Rather than ever mailing those out, what you do is you just park them.
	You park them in a facility, in a barn, in a shed, anywhere in the state.
	And it sounds like between today and Wednesday, you have people go through and fill them out, Democrat, Democrat, Democrat.
	And you can drum up 50,000 ballots, 100,000, 200,000, 300,000 ballots.
	All right, so it sounds like there's voter fraud going on, not enough to kill Trump.
	And what do you think the odds are that Trump wins tonight?
	The odds now are about 70%.
	So they're very good.
	I'll take it.
	Cheers, buddy.
	Thanks for coming on.
	Thanks so much.
	Black Power.
	I'm going to start ending all my interviews with Black Power.
	Kevin, you've been doing that since we started the network.
	Oh.
	I think you have.
	He has.
	White Power is funnier, but you can't say that anymore.
	Which one?
	Oh, White Power.
	Yeah, I know, I know.
	I find White Power a funny thing to say.
	What's been interesting?
	Especially in a phone call where you're like, okay, so we'll meet you.
	Okay, I'm going to bring the kids around to the ice rink.
	We're going to rent skates?
	Okay.
	But no, Johnny's not going to skate, so we'll just rent skates for the two oldest kids.
	Okay.
	Yeah, sounds good.
	We'll meet there at four.
	Okay, white power.
	Black power is too obvious.
	What the hell is this?
	There should be some other kind of power.
	Oh, no.
	Huge, huge mistake.
	Oh, wait, Milo, you sent this to me.
	Well, probably a very long time ago.
	It's now out of date.
	Clean your room.
	I'm Milo.
	Probably a long time ago.
	Probably very long time ago.
	That's pretty good.
	I'm British Jordan Peterson.
	Well, probably a long time ago.
	I'm talking about a long time ago.
	Go to New York Times 2020.
	New York Times 2020 forecast.
	Can I try and say something, Milo?
	Hello.
	Go to New York Times 2020 and then call it forecasts.
	Hello.
	I'm British Jordan Peterson.
	Hello.
	Oh, shit.
	He's dropping his computer.
	Why do we always hurt the people we love the most?
	I don't know, but Oscar Wilde did it.
	Don't you wish Tommy got American citizenship and could be here right now?
	Well, he ought to.
	Have you ever partied with him?
	No, because I knew where it would end.
	Oh.
	Him and his friends are like the Knights of the Round Table.
	If he was a...
	You feel like you're with, I don't know, the guys who killed Bin Laden.
	I know he's a macho man, Milo, but I don't know what you meant by said you know where it would go.
	Like you'd end up fucking?
	Yeah, like if the election was gay, was he a swing state?
	I am British, and I have had lots of friends like that in my life, and that's a previous in my existence that I do not care to repeat, but I do adore the man.
	He is the most heterosexual man in the world.
	Okay.
	Wait a minute.
	What are you talking about?
	He's so heterosexual.
	He's seen you guys, and he's still straight.
	I mean, Tommy's, you know.
	He's saying he's so straight he could fuck me and it wouldn't even make him gay.
	That's accurate.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Wow.
	It would just be like an ownership banging.
	There are points in the evening at which...
	I don't want to hear this anymore.
	Okay.
	No, I do.
	Points in the evening at what?
	He would seduce you?
	Tommy would have no idea the next day what he had done.
	Oh my god, no.
	No, let's go to those.
	Tommy could be no kidding drug person on earth.
	He would never get sexual with Milo Yiannopis or any other man.
	Is he prepping for jail?
	Gays always do this.
	They think that we're all secretly gay.
	So we want to hear...
	And it's like albinos thinking we're secretly albino.
	It's ridiculous.
	Oh, that's a visual.
	By the way, this is an old loose end.
	In this five minutes, let's go to the nitty-gritty.
	The crowdsurfing.
	This was a great fucking night.
	I had no idea.
	I didn't expect this.
	By the way, I like how Milo's like, you didn't get invited to the celebration.
	This is me.
	Look, they're carrying me, dude.
	It feels like this is America.
	This is the living hell I lived while you were partying with nerds in DC.
	Adequate.
	Greatest night of my life.
	Definitely adequate.
	Greatest night of my life.
	That's when the...
	And to get back to your pig's blood thing, that's when people accepted that you could be non-liberal and still be cool and fun and have a great day.
	Yeah, we went into the other side of the bar and we were just chatting up folks over there.
	We were parting our asses off.
	And then the left went, this is too powerful.
	We got to make them into Nazis.
	There was a good time.
	And you know what they do, too?
	People go, but there's black proud boys.
	So what?
	They just hammer the black proud boys, like Dante Nero and Josef Lazaya.
	And they make them move.
	And eventually they just go, this isn't worth it for me.
	It's just a drinking club.
	I can quit my drinking club.
	By the way, we're about to go through this again very soon.
	Trump's winning tonight.
	I mean, it looks fine.
	You've had a possibility here.
	Can you get on Mike a little more, Milo?
	What?
	Oh, yes.
	The only thing that was missing was a mass blowjob.
	That was just...
	That's a buried man's idea of paradise.
	Oh, oh, with females.
	Yeah.
	You think I was lamenting that none of these dudes blew me?
	Good guys, they pretend they love you, but then you pull your dick out and all of a sudden it's persona non grata.
	Yeah, you hug me up tons.
	Wait, I was recording.
	Where's my footage?
	I don't know who that guy is who's hugging me, by the way.
	I'm there on the recording.
	Long lost brothers.
	And I'm recording.
	So where's that footage?
	What do you mean?
	I was in the pit.
	I just saw myself recording.
	Yeah, but that's when Martin Skrelly was free.
	Oh, yeah.
	Emily Yucas wasn't free.
	You did your pigspled thing.
	Right.
	I had a bunch of photos of myself as like a slave and a tranny and all the tropes.
	Martin Shkrelli, what was his?
	It was a pill?
	Oh, he did, um...
	It was a pill in a Perspex box, but I can't remember what the...
	Let me see if I can find out.
	Is that a real pill?
	Like a real cure for AIDS or some shit?
	Yeah, let me see if I can find out what the point of that was, because there was some whole story behind this pill.
	Now, what's your two cents on Martin Shkrelly?
	Oh, wasn't it bad guy?
	AIDS frames?
	Wasn't it the AIDS medication he jacked the price up of?
	Yeah, because I was trying to make a point about how market pricing actually is fairer for everybody and serves everybody better in the end.
	Because if you buy a dairy farm and you're selling milk at significantly under market, all you're going to do is put your farmers out of business.
	So you have a responsibility to raise the price of your milk to whatever everybody else is selling it for.
	Yeah, it's a free market.
	And by the way, guy, you have AIDS.
	You know how expensive it is to be cured of...
	There's a cure for hepatitis C. It's brutal.
	It's like a chemotherapy injection, basically.
	And it's $80,000 to not have hepatitis C anymore.
	I know guys who have died of hepatitis C, if I worked at McDonald's, I would scrounge up some sort of payment plan to get me away from this hepatitis C curse.
	And if you have AIDS, sorry, the pill's expensive, bitch.
	But almost nobody pays for their own AIDS treatment is almost always in some way subsidized by other people, even if it's just subsidized by the people who buy other drugs from the same drug company.
	And how'd you get AIDS?
	You were sharing needles, overindulging yourself with heroin, or you were fucking dudes for three days straight.
	Being a disgusting slut.
	Giving food to the homeless and you cut your hand on a tomb can exactly.
	You didn't catch it bringing diapers to single moms in the hood.
	Listen, man, you want to bang guys in the butt?
	I totally get it, man.
	Is that Tim Poole?
	It is.
	Tim Poole's here?
	Well, he just, I guess his connection dropped.
	We had a podcast going on in the back room in the Tony Soprano room.
	There's a black guy there.
	He must be racist.
	Was that Tlaib?
	I believe so.
	Statistically, the other highest Talib.
	The amount of people here, this is a pre-COVID world, so statistically, this is fun.
	That's the night we invented the fourth degree because we got arrested with MAGA hats on, and some Puerto Rican bitch was like throwing glasses at them.
	They were smashing, so they shoved her.
	The police showed up immediately because this was back when the police were everywhere.
	We were actually able to do their job.
	And they threw the Puerto Rican, the dude, and his bitch into the tombs.
	Yeah.
	So they heard Trump won in the tombs.
	Now, obviously, he wasn't with his girlfriend anymore.
	So he's sitting there like with a ham sandwich and a bunch of junkies.
	And he, I think he flew to New York for this party.
	And I go, you're fourth degree, dude.
	You got in an altercation with a lunatic.
	You're fourth degree.
	And then that became, oh, so to get the fourth degree, they have to beat up someone who disagrees with them.
	Oh.
	He shoved a woman who was whipping glasses at his face and his girlfriend's face, but okay.
	And you know what he told me?
	They all found out that Trump won in the tombs, and he was the only white guy there.
	It was all black guys.
	And the black guys were all like, fuck.
	Oh, fuck.
	Fuck.
	You know why?
	Why?
	We're never going to get out of here now.
	Oh, my God.
	Fuck.
	Like Trump was going to go.
	Leave all the blacks in the UK.
	Hi, Tombs.
	This is a white supremacist president.
	Make sure you don't unlock the gates ever.
	Ever.
	Give me the keys.
	Throw away the keys.
	You're not going to need it.
	Let them die there.
	And that's a ridiculous narrative for fucking criminals.
	But in my upper-middle-class neighborhood, a lot of these women have the same fucking thing.
	Like, when I was doing trick-or-treat with the neighbors with that candy chute, I bring you to the candy shoot.
	My neighbors copied me and they had like a cardboard version, which is fine.
	So being the guy who did the Girls Gone Wild DVD that had five 14-year-olds on it, which is what I am in my neighborhood, basically.
	That's the best analogy I can use.
	So this woman comes up and she's like, oh, that's so cool, a candy shoot.
	They come down this PVC pipe and it shoots at the bottom.
	Not that I give a shit about COVID, but I was trying to appease the neighborhood and say, I'm not a pariah.
	Look, I got a fun shoot.
	And then I said to my neighbor's kids, the kids.
	And the neighbors, I think, are cool with me.
	And the woman walks away and I go, I'm dressed as a Grim Reaper, by the way.
	And I go, what was she, 20?
	And they just go like this.
	I get a lot of that.
	Wow.
	It's like being on a Disney cruise.
	Disney cruises are the worst fucking thing you can do with your $10,000.
	I've never been on a cruise and I don't understand why you would pay the enormous amount of money to be stuck on a boat with such awful people.
	I don't get it.
	It's a floating hotel.
	Why would you do that?
	What were we thinking?
	Well, I'll tell you what we were thinking.
	I thought the kids would be off boo-boo-boo-boo doing the and the and the slides and all this stuff.
	But my kids were so young they had swim diapers so they couldn't go with other kids.
	And so I'm stuck with the adults and they were so fucking square.
	It was unbelievable.
	You know who I hung out with?
	Was the staff.
	That was the only people I could relate to.
	They're probably the only people you can have a real conversation with.
	Yes, the barmaids and the fucking, well, the actual maids that clean your room, they're all Filipinas and like third world people.
	Right, but the barmaids don't get paid.
	They don't get paid because of maritime law.
	We're out in the ocean.
	Well, how do they get compensated?
	Tips.
	Solely on tips.
	Solely tips.
	They work for $0 an hour.
	But I bet people tip massively on this.
	Insane.
	And there's all these forms saying you should tip this.
	I guess like some black people went on Disney cruise and I had to explain it to them.
	What are the main forms of cruises?
	So there's black cruisers, there's gay cruisers.
	There's black cruisers?
	There's blue crises.
	Oh yeah.
	There's the national.
	What do those fucking maritime Thai workers get shot?
	Eight months.
	Shot or strangled.
	Thanks for cleaning my room for three weeks.
	There's the National Review cruise, which I've never been on, but I wouldn't.
	I would like to go on that.
	No, I don't think you would.
	My problem with cruises is the brutal lack of conversation, and I don't like these fake paleocons like National Review, but at least they'd be intelligent and informed, and I could yell at them.
	I suppose.
	What are the other kinds of cruise?
	I'm trying to figure out if there's any acceptable sort of cruise.
	What about like an Alaska cruise where you go way up into, you know, Alaska and you see humpback whales and icebergs.
	But you wouldn't do that on a cruise.
	You'd do that on one of those like small ferries where you're just kind of like...
	No, my in-laws went on.
	They loved it.
	They saw all these weird, you know, Arctic animals and humpbacks.
	Why would you go on a cruise to cold countries when you could do a Caribbean cruise and just...
	Okay, so when we were on the Disney cruise, we had been to St. Martin a bunch of times, and it parks at St. Martin.
	We go, we jump into an Uber.
	They don't leave, by the way.
	They go to jewelry stores at the dock.
	Yes.
	And then they get back on.
	Yes, yes, yes, yes.
	So it's old people buying jewelry.
	So we jump into a, not an Uber, but you know what I mean.
	And we go to our favorite beach in St. Martin.
	And we're sitting there and it's French, lower middle class people eating cheeseburgers and playing on the beach.
	And we're like, why the fuck didn't we just fly here like we used to do all the time?
	What are we doing on this bullshit Disney cruise?
	I wrote an article about it called 10 Reasons Not to Go on a Disney Cruise.
	And if you think offending Asians is problematic on the internet, try dissing Disney.
	Holy shit.
	Oh, they've got fans like the Beehive.
	Whoa.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But it's also the saddest thing about it is all the people defending Disney online are all Disney employees because they're all people who used to work at the parks.
	Maybe.
	I made friends telling people I was going to Disney this December.
	Put that article up.
	People need to see it.
	I got so much shit for that.
	Oh, it's 2011.
	That was nine years ago.
	But here's the thing about people going cruises.
	You're not an adventurous person by nature.
	So you chose a moving hotel that tells you when to get off.
	So you're boring.
	Sorry, you're boring.
	And I've told these stories a hundred times, but let me just recap.
	A woman is in line buying like a margarita.
	Oh, that's Bogan.
	We can have him hold on.
	Well, I got a piss and other stuff.
	Oh, Milo him for a second.
	Who is it?
	Dusty Bogan.
	He's our Australian correspondent.
	Yes, I'll come and sit down.
	Our Australian correspondent.
	Mr. Dusty.
	Bogan.
	I want to give an update first.
	I want to give an update first.
	So one of the interesting things about the national media websites is they haven't given...
	You've got to mute the stream, Dusty.
	Go ahead.
	What?
	Why is it only when I'm here you're constantly talking about things that are for you to hear?
	Okay.
	One of the interesting things about the national newspaper websites this time around is they're trying not to embarrass themselves, so they're not giving these presidential predictors.
	They're not doing the odometer, like who's most likely to win where.
	The New York Times is the most obvious example of that because they got so embarrassed last time around.
	Yet their odometers for Florida, Georgia and North Carolina are incredibly telling.
	They've been trying to push Georgia as much as they can all night, but they still have to admit North Carolina definitely going for Trump, Florida definitely going for Trump.
	If you look at the election results at places like Reuters, you're now going to see numbers like 205 for Biden, 171 for Trump.
	While Texas hasn't been called, Georgia hasn't been called, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, all these big Trump-leaning states still holding out.
	I think this is what they meant when they said that we're not going to get the results tonight.
	And it was because the Democrats are going to ensure that the results are not announced for some of these key battleground states that can swing the election.
	If you look at some of the sites that are a bit more bullish about announcing them, however, you can see things like Fox News, 237 for Biden, and 210 for 20.
	Are you okay, love?
	Did I unplug something there?
	I did.
	I'll fix it.
	Don't worry about it.
	Wait, I asked you to interview Dusty Bogan and you just stole my seat and stole my show.
	I did do that.
	I'll move.
	Put that back in.
	Okay.
	Dusty, you got to mute the stream.
	Mute the stream, Bogues.
	Don't worry about it.
	The battery's already charged anyway.
	Yeah.
	Dusty Bogan.
	G'day, good day.
	You're a bloody legend.
	He's listening to the stream.
	You got to turn off the.
	Turn off the stream, you fucking inbred abbo.
	Turn off the show.
	You can hear the show through this, can't you?
	Dusty, you got to mute the stream.
	Oh my god.
	Are you autistic or retarded?
	Oh, shit.
	Or Australian.
	He's not really Australian.
	He's New Zealand.
	He's a Kiwi.
	Is he?
	Yeah.
	How come I'm here?
	You're Kiwi?
	Do I have a technical difficulty?
	Yeah, you're retarded.
	I guess that's a biological difficulty.
	Can you hear me?
	Let's see.
	We got our ship.
	We got our ship.
	Can I, could I?
	I don't know.
	The problem.
	Can you see me?
	Can you see me?
	Can you hear me?
	How you fucking going?
	Can you see me?
	Yo, I can see you now.
	But you can't hear me.
	You can't hear me.
	I can hear you.
	Can you hear me?
	I can hear you.
	Oh, shit.
	Well, I can hear you, Retard.
	So we're sitting here saying we can't see our hearing.
	I made it.
	How he's fucking going?
	What are you drinking there?
	I'm drinking Forex Dry.
	It's the good shit.
	What about this?
	Oh, Budweiser.
	Yeah.
	That's the good shit.
	Yeah, it's very similar to Budweiser.
	It's just your standard beer.
	You know what I mean?
	I had an extra hard day of concreting.
	I just knocked off.
	I just walked in the door.
	First beer of the day.
	What time is it there for you?
	It's four o'clock.
	4 p.m.
	Yeah.
	And I've barely followed anything today.
	We've been flat out.
	So who's fucking winning?
	Is Trump winning?
	Tell me.
	Trump is winning, but it's super close.
	Are you in a relationship?
	Trump's winning.
	That's good.
	Are you in a relationship?
	What's my hearing?
	I've been busting my ass all day in the hot sun, man.
	Yeah, no one cares.
	Going to Smoco.
	Are you in a relationship?
	Yeah, I'm married, man.
	I'm having my first son Tuesday, this coming Tuesday.
	Whoa, whoa, that was fast.
	Entering into the existence.
	Didn't you fuck her on like Thursday?
	It was Thursday, nine months ago.
	It was almost, yeah, nine months ago.
	And that'll be your first.
	Is it a boy or a girl?
	I'm having a son.
	Oh, that's fucking exciting.
	How old are you?
	It is.
	32.
	And how old is she?
	27.
	Yeah.
	Dude, you could have another five.
	I am.
	That's the plan, eh?
	We've been together like I'm married.
	I proposed to my wife when she was 18.
	So we've been together a long time.
	Wow.
	What took you so long to make a baby?
	Hey.
	What took you so long to make a baby?
	We kind of had like a plan.
	She wanted to finish university and work for a few years and travel.
	And we bought a house.
	We've set ourselves up.
	We've been like super smart.
	We've done everything.
	Everything you could possibly want to achieve.
	And now it's just like we're ready to have a big, beautiful family.
	I'm thinking four or five.
	But we'll start at one.
	Five would be ideal.
	What was her degree?
	Teaching degree.
	Just teach your own kids.
	Like, why be a teacher?
	Yeah, well, that's the good thing.
	She'll be able to teach them.
	And the plan is she's not going back to work for a very long time.
	You know, it could be 10 years.
	It could be more than 10 years before what they inevitably do is they, my wife always does this.
	She goes, I'm going back to school.
	I'm going back to the American Indian Museum.
	I can't wait to show strangers a bunch of tomahawks.
	I don't know why.
	And then they see their kids and their kids love them and they hug them and they, and there's a lot to do with kids too, like their baseball schedule and stuff.
	It's not like it's that they're running around like I did in the 70s.
	I was going to say you, but you're like fucking 18 years old.
	And then they get hooked and they never go back.
	That's what I'm hoping.
	Like my missus, she's got two younger siblings.
	She's like obsessed with her family.
	You know, and I reckon we're going to have one kid.
	She'll be like, oh, my God.
	And I'll just be making babies.
	She's just going to stay barefoot and pregnant.
	How are the tits?
	Oh, they're getting big now.
	Were they big when you met her?
	Like, is she a big chilly woman?
	That was one of the things that was, you know, I was like, I'm getting a number.
	Get out of my way, idiots, I think I said to my mates, you know.
	So you're a titman.
	I think I'm an everything man, you know.
	Would you say, and I'm just pulling this out of my ass, but I feel like Australia is more, is disproportionately more titman than, say, America and Canada, which I'd say might be more ass man.
	Do you reckon because it's cold up there, you guys are all, they're all rugged up all the time?
	They're like covering the case and you can only see their ass.
	So that's your only gauge.
	It's the only way you can gauge it in the cold.
	Where down here, it's like they kind of have them out.
	You know what I mean?
	It's like.
	Yeah, you got the beaches and everything.
	What's COVID like over there?
	Are there pubs open?
	Oh, yeah.
	Pubs are open.
	Pubs are open.
	Do you ever wear a mask?
	No.
	No masks.
	So I'm in Queensland.
	We've done pretty well.
	We did a four-month stint where the pubs were shut.
	It was pretty disappointing.
	We flew our Proud Boys chapter, we flew like a giant banner.
	COVID-19 made in China.
	We went in the city and like hung it off bridges.
	We made it on the news.
	And it was like that afternoon they locked the state down for four months.
	Okay, let me interrupt you.
	We just got that in.
	Let me interrupt you.
	So to all the folks at home that are not familiar with Australia, shitting on China in Australia is a huge deal.
	It's like shitting on China if you're in Hong Kong.
	It's like shitting on blacks if you're in South Africa.
	It's a major deal.
	Didn't you have some you had some Australian Olympic pool that was named after the guy who badmouthed the Chinese swimmer who was doping, and then the pool had to change its name.
	Oh, party's over.
	We're ruined.
	Right?
	Probably.
	Probably.
	Yeah, there was a Chinese doper.
	A Chinese swimming doper at the Olympics, and an Australian refused to shake his hand.
	And then that Australian became persona non-grata because there's so much Chinese money in Australia.
	That must be why you love Trump.
	We did our banner, COVID-19 Made in China.
	We made it on about like four mainstream news fucking channels did like hit pieces on us.
	I think a current affair.
	And it was all like, racism on the rise.
	And like we specifically said, we're like, everything's made in China, even COVID.
	And we were like, it's about time we bring back some Australian manufacturing.
	We clearly said it.
	We were like, this is our message.
	And they were just like, they're racist.
	We were just, you know, we were racist.
	That was it.
	You know what's funny?
	You're a Kiwi and you moved to Australia and you're so happy to be there that you talk about how great it is.
	I'm a Canadian.
	I moved to America.
	I'm so happy to be here.
	We're here with Milo, who's a Brit, and he's so happy to be here that we talk about how great it is.
	And it seems like the locals don't appreciate their own turf.
	There's so many immigrates and ingrates.
	And we show up here and we go, this is amazing.
	Wow.
	I can't believe what you guys built here.
	Nice work.
	I hope the others who come here work as hard as me.
	And they go, fuck you, you racist piece of shit.
	It's so true.
	Even today, like, I'm pouring concrete.
	My workmates, we're like, we got fucking Vietnamese, Indians, Filipinos, like all different cunts.
	All of them, all of them are like, is Trump going to win?
	They all want Trump to win.
	They all want Trump to win.
	All the immigrants want Trump to win.
	They're busting their asses and they just want Trump to win.
	There's like an appreciation of people who, you know, I've moved to Australia.
	These people have moved to Australia.
	We're all like, yeah.
	But why?
	Specifically, why?
	Like, how does Trump winning here in America affect a Thai construction poorer in Queensland, Australia?
	Well, I mean, the thing is, is all these people have a fuckload of money.
	Like, concreteers can make a shit ton of money.
	How much?
	We've got 70, 80 grand a year.
	What's that translate to in American dollars?
	In American dollars, we're probably getting a bit less than that.
	60?
	I feel would be about 50,000, 50,000, 60,000 a year.
	That's the average American salary.
	That's good.
	Yeah.
	And the thing is, all the concrete is, they're all entrepreneurs.
	You know what I mean?
	They all have some side hustle.
	They're all making money.
	You know, the guys in India, the Indian dudes are all in the share market.
	The Vietnamese guys have got property back in Vietnam.
	They hate China.
	The main thing is, is the Indians, the Filipinos and the Vietnamese, they hate China.
	And they know Trump is onto China's ass.
	Oh, that's true.
	And they want the pressure.
	They want the pressure on China.
	They're worried about it.
	And they're worried about China's influence in Australia.
	And that's what they're saying.
	They're like, we don't want that shit here.
	We came here for freedom.
	And then they're looking at their own, you know, where they came from.
	And they're like, fuck.
	There's a bit of pressure on there from China.
	Well, I guess they're also seeing the first person to stand up to China.
	Like, who stood up to China?
	Did Nixon?
	Did Reagan?
	I don't know.
	But I'm seeing a guy, I'm seeing a guy who not only is the first to stand up to China, but started this sort of snowball where other people are going, yeah, what's going on with China?
	What are they doing now?
	It's like he woke up the Western world, especially the right, to how much damage China does.
	And it's not just COVID, it's the manufacturing, the fucking fentanyl.
	We're up to 120 opioid deaths a day, and fentanyl is legal in China until Donald Trump said, no, I'm not signing this deal until you make fentanyl illegal.
	And they did that.
	And I've talked to cops and said, we've seen fentanyl deaths plummet after Trump made that deal.
	No mention in the media.
	You got to go talk to cops to find out that story.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	I'm telling you, dude, right?
	So if you watch, you keep watching my censored channel, right?
	And I'm forever running into like, we've got free Hong Kong protesters, right?
	Brisbane City.
	We have fucking Vietnamese people like, wake up, Australia.
	Do not let China in here.
	And then we've got like the Hong Kong.
	I fucking, the other night we went in the city and I kind of, I just take my shit with me, right?
	I'll be like, yeah, we just, we might just bump into someone.
	And then these sweet little Chinese and Vietnamese people and they were like, we should ban, they're like getting people to sign a petition to ban the CCP.
	And it's all, all these guys are based as fuck.
	They come to this nation from these shitholes and they're like, fuck.
	They love it.
	And I swear the left is out of touch because the left pretend that they're all for the immigrant.
	But I keep walking.
	Every time I'm fucking walking in the city, there's all these based ass Vietnamese and Chinese people and Hong Kong people who are like, fuck you, China.
	It's funny how the left or the liberals or whatever you want to call them has made this all about racism, but it's classism.
	Blue collars of all races love the Trump wave.
	They love the idea of the veneration of the entrepreneur.
	They love the idea of telling China to fuck off.
	They love the idea of nationalism and thwarting globalism.
	But the left is stuck on this like, you're in the KKK shit, which is like, it's grade school shit.
	It's kindergarten shit.
	When did you last get a blowjob?
	Probably a month ago.
	Is it because she's blowing up?
	She's blowing up.
	Yeah.
	So, I mean, the last two weeks have been the least amount of, you know what I mean.
	You know what it's like the last two weeks.
	Well, I still consider, you know the Prowboy's rule.
	You can ejaculate within a yard of your significant other with her permission.
	So if you beat off and she tickles your balls, that counts.
	That's not beating off.
	See, this is the trick.
	This is my trick.
	I say to my missus, I'm like, I need to, this time for an oil change.
	Right.
	Right.
	And she'd be like, I can't.
	I'm too lazy.
	And I'll say, just beat me off.
	She beats me off.
	Or not even beat me off.
	I'm like, whatever.
	I need my oil change.
	I'll be right back every three days.
	You tickle my balls and massage my prostate.
	Not you to me.
	I'm saying.
	Don't get the pronouns wrong.
	I'm saying if she tickles your balls and rubs your prostate, it's as good as sex and she doesn't have to do anything.
	And it's like a minute.
	And the thing is, if you like, this is the trick, I feel the trick to a healthy marriage is you got to have that.
	Just be like, right, just beat me off then.
	It's like, I'll be lazy, but at least I'm not.
	That's my, that's my thing.
	I don't have to go and jerk off because I'm like, I need an oil change needs to happen.
	She doesn't want me looking at porn.
	No, that's what's so bad about porn.
	She'll be furious if I looked at porn.
	She'd be pissed off.
	She wants to.
	She understands.
	I like told my missus from the day one, I was like, every three days, I feel the testosterone rage building up.
	And if I don't have an oil change, I'm going to be like turn into an arsehole to everyone around me.
	Do you know what I mean?
	I think the science backs that up.
	And to avoid it, it leads to prostate cancer.
	All right, so when's your kid coming out?
	Tuesday?
	He's coming out on Tuesday.
	And they've done all the fucking scans.
	They know there's no cleft palate or anything weird.
	He's rock and roll.
	He's all good.
	He's perfect.
	Are you going to circumcise him?
	No, he's going.
	I'm leaving B. He's keeping his keeping the full normal.
	I don't know.
	Is circumcision even a thing anymore?
	I don't know.
	I don't know.
	Outside of Jews and Muslims, yeah, yeah, I think it is.
	But I think, you know, 10 years ago, you were pressured to circumcise your baby.
	Now it's like, I think we have that over there if you want to do it.
	I don't think anyone asked, like, I haven't been asked at all, not once.
	Not one doctor has brought it up.
	I think my missus granddad mentioned it to me.
	He's like, now you're going to get him circumcised.
	It's a lot cleaner.
	And he was like telling me, sat me down and interrogated me, telling me how circumcision is the way to go.
	And then my mother-in-law came along, butted in on the conversation.
	She's like, dad, like to granddad.
	She's like, that's disgusting.
	Don't you fucking interrogate him about this.
	And I was like, I didn't mind.
	It didn't bother me.
	It really pissed my mother-in-law off, but they put them in a circumcision tray that has a strap across the head, straps across the wrists, straps across the ankles, the knees.
	It's like an S ⁇ M tray, and then they sever that part of the penis that is so crucial to intercourse.
	You know how you, this whole like spitting on your hand and putting it on a pussy, that's how she gets a UTI.
	I just learned this like very recently.
	The way you fuck a woman with your foreskin is you have it forward.
	You put the foreskin, like elephant trunk at the gate, and then you push forward.
	The foreskin goes back, and the penis is in, and there's no need for lube.
	So she doesn't even have to like you.
	Yeah.
	I always think of like the guy in the Bible who decided that was a good idea.
	He's like, God told me.
	He gets his rusty knife out.
	2,000 years ago.
	He's just like, have you read the stories where they'll be like King David and he's like, I killed 300 Philistines and chopped our foreskins.
	He's like, brought back 300 foreskins.
	He's like, here you go.
	I've just killed 300 people.
	Here's the proof.
	Here's all the foreskins.
	All right, Dusty, we got to go.
	We got to update the election.
	But congratulations on your boy.
	Should I do a shoey?
	I've got to do a shoey.
	You got to do a shoe.
	The fuck is.
	Do you do that with the shoe you're actually wearing?
	I should have had my Yeezy phones.
	How's Kanye West going?
	Has he got anything?
	He's great.
	It's bullshit.
	He should have fucking won.
	I was backing Kanye that.
	He submitted his papers three hours too late.
	Yeah, what a mad dog.
	Here we go.
	Here we go.
	Is that a thing?
	Yeah, right.
	Have you ever done one?
	Delicious.
	I like you more than a friend.
	God bless.
	Cheers, eh?
	Block power.
	Maybe I'll say block power.
	Block power.
	Yeah.
	Like the black block.
	Block power.
	So nobody can really tell for sure what you're getting at.
	Yeah, I don't mind that.
	Oh, they'll know.
	Like the amazing podcast, Rock, Rot, and Rule.
	Where this guy, he's one of the funniest people in the world.
	He does different characters on his show.
	And he did this show about what bands rock, what bands rot, and what bands rule.
	And he is purposely pronouncing it in a strange way where you can't really hear.
	So people go, so the stones rock.
	Yeah, the stones rock.
	And the Beatles rot?
	Yeah, the Beatles rock.
	But they can't tell if he's saying rock or rot.
	Sounds great.
	It is.
	Pull it up.
	Rock, rot, and rule show.
	In the meantime, who's the guy?
	Doesn't matter.
	How many rock, rot, and rule is going to come up?
	Tom Sharpling.
	Tom Sharpling.
	One of the funniest people on earth.
	I'll do it.
	No, do it.
	It's so hot in here.
	I'm dying.
	It's not hot at all.
	I've got like another hour in me.
	I'm going to take your pants off if you're hot.
	I'm not taking my pants off.
	Why?
	I'm not gay.
	I don't care.
	Because no.
	Pull your dick out.
	No.
	I'm not even going to look at it.
	I won't even want to.
	No.
	You could put it in my hand.
	I wouldn't even enjoy it.
	I'm going to stick it.
	You can even move it around.
	Test us.
	Politico has to be.
	Test us with your testes.
	Put your testes on right in my hands.
	Stop me.
	Like trick or cheat.
	Well, I don't know.
	Stop me.
	And we'll both be like this.
	We won't even love it.
	Politico has Biden at 223 and Trump at 212.
	It is now extraordinarily close.
	And as far as I can tell, the majority of the states left the call are places that lean very heavily Trump.
	Similarly, USA Today, 223 to 212.
	I guess it's so bad that Kevin.
	You can concede our landslide predictions did not happen.
	They definitely didn't.
	And if you look at the states that are still in the middle of the story.
	What the fuck's news behind him, dumbass?
	You've still got Georgia, Virginia, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, and Nevada, all of which.
	This is a great angle, by the way.
	Great shot.
	Yeah.
	Please stand up.
	I've been standing up all night.
	No, you have not.
	You've been boiling.
	It's the brakes every time I talk, and it's not boiling.
	It's so hot.
	Jesus Christ, you're like fucking Ryan.
	You guys have never done hard work.
	Oh, it's so hot in here.
	Untrue.
	I'll try that again.
	If you were to consult USA Today, you would see 223 by 212 with the following states still to be declared.
	Wisconsin, Michigan, Pennsylvania, North Carolina, Georgia, and Nevada, and also Alaska, in fact, all of which are expected to go for Trump.
	Take those into account, and Trump gets over the line into 270 plus territory.
	See, I don't like that term over the line.
	That doesn't sound like a landslide.
	Well, it's not going to be a landslide for anybody.
	Nobody's going to have a landslide.
	But the landslide that they predicted, suggested, and hoped for definitely isn't happening.
	As far as I can see, Trump has it.
	We just don't know because these states haven't declared.
	And my hunch is they're not going to tonight.
	Can you please just stand up when you're on camera?
	I did.
	You're still on camera.
	There you go.
	Look at it.
	I know, but we're looking at the top of your hat.
	But we're not.
	This is a professional news show.
	But if it was...
	I just wanted a table.
	Fox News says they're tied at 209.
	Whoa, look at that.
	Go back.
	Go back.
	What, what, what, what?
	What, what?
	What, what?
	Wait, wait.
	Hold on, wait.
	What was that?
	What, what?
	Oh, this is Rooters.
	Rooters.
	Look at that.
	Milo, wake up.
	This is the first time you've done more than an hour's work in your life.
	209, 209.
	That's completely accurate.
	Wait, go back, dude.
	What are you doing dancing around?
	That to me, like, do a screen grab of that right now.
	That to me is pretty fucking...
	That's a painting.
	I have the same thing.
	That is a crazy thing in the world.
	You know what?
	When we're done with the new studio, that's going to be on the wall.
	Fun.
	Because this is the most important election in American history.
	And just look.
	And we are neck and neck.
	And you've got 209 and 209, but just look at the map that was up a second ago.
	And you'll see.
	And go to Milo.
	And you'll see.
	If you go to me and put that map in the background, if you have a...
	I'm not sure why Kazakhstan is your screensaver.
	It's not my screensaver.
	No, I'm talking to Ryan.
	If you look at the Reuters map, is that the Reuters map?
	Yes, Reuter.
	Oh, okay, the colours are red.
	Look at the places that haven't been declared yet for the Democrats.
	You're going to see Arizona, Minnesota, and Maine.
	No, Arizona's light blue.
	Yeah, for the Democrats.
	It hasn't yet been declared for the Democrats.
	It's just leaning that way.
	That's what that means.
	So what if we get all these pinks?
	Do we win?
	Well, here's what I'm saying.
	You've got 11, 10, and 4, which is what?
	11, 10, and 4 is 24.
	Okay.
	25.
	Now look at the places that haven't been declared yet for the Republicans.
	You've got Nevada, that's 6, plus Wisconsin, which is 10, plus Michigan, which is 16, plus Pennsylvania, which is 20, plus North Carolina, which is 15, plus Georgia, which is 16.
	Also, you don't have Alaska, which is almost certainly going to go for Trump, which is 3.
	What's the total of the Republicans leaning?
	I got 83 if I add up all those pigs you yelled.
	Okay, so 212 plus 83 is?
	212 plus 83 is 295.
	Trump's president.
	Whoa.
	If it goes the way that's not.
	Do you know Trump already tweeted that he won?
	He said, I'll be making a speech soon.
	This is a big win.
	He fucking said that.
	That's awesome.
	Yep.
	Show me.
	Oh, shit.
	And then Joe Biden said, keep the faith, guys.
	We're going to win this.
	That doesn't sound too.
	Keep the faith.
	What's that from?
	Some gay thing.
	Priest double.
	Wait.
	Oh, Twitter.
	We are up big, but they're still trying to steal the election.
	We will never let them do it.
	Votes cannot be cast after the polls are closed.
	And Twitter removed that.
	Twitter removed that.
	Yeah.
	Well, they silenced that.
	The President of the United States made a statement that Twitter removed his victory tonight in the election.
	By the way, if our stream goes down, we're experiencing overheating from the TriCaster.
	Now, we will come back and follow our Twitter, and we'll announce when we're back up.
	I will be making a huge statement tonight.
	Big win.
	Yeah, I did.
	It's still giving me the reading.
	That's sausages.
	Not sitting here looking at it.
	Yeah.
	Milo?
	Yes.
	Would you like to say something?
	No, not really.
	I'm checking some other stuff.
	Here's Politico.
	It looks like to me the results are beginning to grind to a halt because a lot of those battleground states I think are not going to announce.
	And I think we're going to be stuck for the next five to ten days in a situation with Joe Biden slightly ahead and the Democrats doing everything they can to steal these battleground states.
	I would not be surprised if we don't get many more results tonight at all.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	That's penisy.
	I think Trump has it.
	And in fact, CBS, if you go to CBS right now, you'll see, just go to CBS News and go to the election 2020 link or whatever it is.
	You're going to see Biden at 191 and Trump at 209.
	And this is the first time that I've seen tonight any major news outlet.
	Sean Hilo.
	Can you stand up, please?
	It's not hard to stand.
	You're not doing squats.
	This is the first time I've seen tonight, if you go up to the top of that page for the CBS News election results, this is the first time.
	Can you see that?
	Does it say what I think it says?
	It says 279 Biden, Trump 163.
	Okay, that's not what I've got here on President.
	Can you click President at the top?
	Where would that be?
	So it should be CBS News slash election slash 2020 slash president.
	Slash 2020.
	Go down a little.
	There we go.
	That's what I'm talking about.
	So what the hell was that before?
	This is the first time that I've seen this appearing anywhere online.
	It probably won't be up for very long.
	But we have, here we have Joe Biden at 191 and Donald Trump at 209.
	Presumably because they've allowed him Florida and a bunch of other states that we know he's going to win but have not yet been called by other media groups.
	But what we can see here, which is the first example of a media group starting to capitulate, CBS News, Joe Biden 191, Donald Trump 209, which puts Trump significantly closer to the line.
	It's amazing how inconsistent everything is.
	You know?
	Yeah, this one says...
	Show that one.
	Show that.
	So that's terrible.
	If I was Cink Uger of the Trump side, I'd be freaking out.
	But then you have another one, CBS, where he's winning.
	It's completely bizarre.
	Somebody said something about media holding back the results to get more ad revenue and extend the programming.
	Is there any truth to that?
	That's logical.
	That's whack.
	Can we show rock, rot, and rule for a sec?
	I don't think I found it.
	I got this.
	Yeah, that's it.
	Hello, is this Mr. Klantel?
	Yes, it is.
	Okay, welcome to WFMU.
	Hey, how's it going?
	It's going all right.
	You have a new book out, which is called Rock, Rot, and Rule, which seems to be getting a lot of attention in the music press.
	I'm sorry, I missed what you said.
	I have to apologize.
	I'm watching this.
	He's doing both the interviewer and the Cleveland, and I got a lot of money writing on it, and it's not going my way.
	So jump forward a bit because people start calling in and getting so mad at his assessment.
	It's not the best either.
	None of the above category.
	Oh, shit.
	Hello, hello?
	Hello, hello.
	Hello, hello.
	It's a bass.
	I see nothing.
	Oh, you know, it takes about 15 to 20 seconds.
	Okay.
	Oh, that's us.
	We're back up.
	Oh, cool.
	Yep, I'm holding up my phone.
	I'm looking at myself.
	We're in.
	Wonder how many we lost.
	So, since we last saw you, the word on the street is that Trump has won, but no one wants to say it because they don't want riots.
	So they're not going to announce it until tonight, but PA, he's got 17.
	Georgia, 90% chance.
	Those two alone give him the fucking win.
	We're not sure about the House.
	That might not be great.
	Wait, was it the Senate?
	No, the Senate's still a toss-up.
	We don't know about that yet.
	Democrats expected to win the House.
	They already had it anyway.
	Democrats are expected to win the House, which they had already anyway.
	Senate control is still a toss-up, but my money would be on a narrow Republican hold for that.
	And it looks to me like Trump's won, but nobody wants to say it.
	Nobody wants to be the first person to say it.
	Not even Fox?
	Doesn't look like it.
	I mean, Fox is actually...
	If anything, Fox is being among the more reticent by giving Biden more states than anybody else has announced for him.
	But just about everybody is holding back on the streets.
	I'll tell you why.
	I was at Fox News in 2016, right after Trump won, and people did not seem happy.
	It's in New York City.
	So the engineers, everyone else, they're fucking bib dards.
	Now, that's a 10% monthly distribution with returns of up to 20%, 21%.
	That seems like a great deal.
	Is it real?
	Okay, so 238, 213, the House.
	Not good.
	Trump actually has, excuse me, Fox News actually has the most unfavorable results so far for Turley out of all of the major networks.
	Are they trying to save cities from riots?
	I don't know.
	No, something weird's going on with Fox.
	They're trying to become milquetoast so Sky News can sell.
	They've given Biden more states than any other network.
	Well, that's a major state.
	But it still says 56.7%.
	All right.
	Too early a call.
	Hurley, George Washington University law professor.
	That guy's not fucking Kant Andrew McCarthy.
	Former federal prosecutor.
	Both are fostered.
	John Derbyshire fired.
	Jonathan, do you have any calls to meet, first of all?
	No.
	His big thing is free speech.
	They're in great moods.
	I predict this will be an utter, irredeemable mess.
	You know, a few days ago, I said that I was asked what my worst case scenario would be.
	And I said that we would finish this night with the states breaking on both sides under 270 and left only with Pennsylvania.
	And the reason is because the Pennsylvania laws and their standards are an utter mess.
	And we will look with great longing back at the age of hanging chads.
	I mean, these are really controversial decisions that have been made in Pennsylvania.
	And it's going to be a very difficult state if it's going to be the focus of this type of judicial review.
	Jonathan, can you talk just close to the fact that this is a federal office point this evening?
	But there is no federal standard for elections, and it is done basically by each jurisdiction.
	That's right.
	The Constitution leaves it to the states, the state legislatures, to establish the rules for voting.
	And part of the controversy that has been growing with this election has been the intervention of state and federal courts in changing those state election laws.
	Pennsylvania is indeed the most controversial.
	It not only allowed for an extension of the sites.
	A lot of the mainstream media sites have done away with the major predictions, but one thing they do have is the paths to victory.
	How many different possible statistical ways there are that Biden could win and that Trump could win.
	And over the course of this evening, it's gone from 5,000 ways Biden can win and 40 ways Trump could win to now on Politico at least pretty much evens.
	You've got 100 or so ways that Biden could win and 92 ways Trump could win.
	This is their new way of predicting who's going to win without actually embarrassing themselves with statistics.
	And what they have now on Politico and a number of other websites is pretty much evens as far as the number of different possible routes to victory for the two candidates.
	This suggests that they are on the cusp of admitting that Trump has clinched it in terms of probability.
	They're on the cusp of saying that Trump probably has it absent something really unexpected and horrendous happening.
	And if you just look again at the returns, you know, polls are closed in all these states that are leaning in some cases heavily for Trump.
	I mean Pennsylvania now is 57% for Trump.
	If you look at the numbers in these states, if you look at the percentage reporting in Georgia, nobody will call Georgia, but 93% of the vote is in Georgia, and Trump is winning there.
	If you add these numbers up, Trump has it.
	I have a prediction.
	I think the three of us are going to get to a point where they won't tell us who won, but we have to make a decision.
	And we will start celebrating accordingly.
	I think it's obvious what happened.
	I think we're already there.
	Let's ask Trump.
	I just want them to suffer.
	Oh, okay.
	What does that mean?
	It means draw it out a bit more.
	Oh, okay.
	I guess that is suffering in some sort.
	Okay, I think Chadwick Moore is on the line.
	Ooh.
	Are you wearing a jacket, you fucking Puerto Rican?
	Yeah.
	Because you're chilly?
	Reason why is the second thing that you said.
	Puerto Rican.
	How about these PRs?
	Why do we...
	Why is Puerto Rico part of our world?
	I don't understand why Hawaii is.
	Isn't it a strategic military base?
	I think we have a military base in Cuba.
	They don't like us.
	You don't have to own a country to have a military base.
	I don't really understand this about our own.
	We have military bases in Italy and Germany.
	We don't own Italy and Germany.
	But Puerto Ricans don't vote for the president, right?
	No.
	No.
	We're definitely the best Hispanic, for sure.
	No.
	Oh, yeah.
	How about Spain?
	We're the only ones that don't have accents, like annoying accents.
	Oh, the Puerto Rican accent is not annoying.
	Jushoga biba means you should have got a minivan.
	That's not what anybody in my family sounds like at all.
	Pai Mini means five minutes.
	You might think my uncle Michael's Italian.
	Yeah, he's not a Puerto Rican in the sense that he lives in like South Williamsburg and talks about the people.
	He was born in the Bronx.
	Yeah, born and raised.
	Puerto Ricans in Puerto Rican neighborhoods say Jushoka Biba.
	He was in a Puerto Rican neighborhood all his life.
	We were just raised different.
	We had a Greek great-grandfather, and my great-grandmother was very fair-skinned.
	Imagine being so stupid that when you're trying to compliment your grandfather, you call him a great-grandfather.
	No, no, he was my grandfather's grandfather.
	He's my grandfather's father.
	Oh, so there's no adjective there?
	No.
	So you're just saying we had a great-grandfather.
	Yeah, a Greek great-grandfather.
	What?
	So your defense of your Puerto Rican uncle is he was not Puerto Rican.
	He was more Greek.
	He didn't have the accent is all I'm trying to say.
	Yeah.
	So, but you were trying to say that you guys don't have an accent and you chose a freak case.
	That's what I deal with every fucking day.
	You know what?
	That's not an excuse.
	That's not an excuse.
	That's me exploring a possible reason.
	It's like, Puerto Ricans don't have annoying accents.
	Yeah, they do.
	Well, I have a Puerto Rican who lives in Stuttgart, Germany, who was born there.
	Not even close.
	Bronx, New York.
	What?
	Bronx, New York, where the Puerto Ricans are.
	I don't get...
	It's completely annihilating what you're saying.
	You're saying, well, he didn't grow up where Puerto Ricans are.
	And I'm saying, yes, he did.
	No, but he's a freak.
	He doesn't like the accent.
	My mom doesn't sound Puerto Rican.
	What's the guy, the most famous Puerto Rican of all time, that fucking guy?
	Most Puerto Ricans, you're thinking of Cardi B. No, she's Dominican.
	Those are the worst.
	Gomez, La Sulio Jomez.
	Wait, Luis J. Gomez.
	No, fucking the famous guy.
	Oh, from Lucy?
	Julio Jabal.
	No, a modern guy.
	He's like...
	Oh, oh, I know who he's talking.
	Louis Guzman.
	No.
	He's also.
	He's like, as a Puerto Rican, I grew up saying batroom.
	And then I started doing movies and stuff.
	And I went, I got to start saying bathroom.
	Hmm.
	I don't know what the impetus was, but they weren't allowed to speak Spanish at all when they came here.
	Oh, now it's the victim thing.
	We made them annoying.
	No, they told.
	No, what the fuck are you talking about?
	I'm saying my grandparents told my kids they couldn't speak Spanish.
	You have to learn English.
	Is it a critical thinking issue?
	He just nobody is meeting you halfway at all and they're just jumping down your throat for every little fucking...
	Oh, you fucking stuttered right there.
	Yeah, I'm just gonna go.
	You know that movie where you're gonna be.
	That's not a ground up for conversation.
	You know that?
	Su Wong Fu.
	And there was the other...
	John Leguizamo.
	That's what I'm trying to talk about.
	Yeah, he's Michelle Rodriguez, but a man.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	And he said, I realized I was saying bat room all the time.
	So you don't think their accents are annoying?
	TriCasher went down again.
	And Chadwick is not picking up.
	He's online and not picking up.
	So he ruined the show.
	You're an echo.
	Oh, there it is.
	Oh, that's the least of our worries.
	Good old Echo.
	Where are you?
	I'm at the Trump in DC.
	Wow, what a great backdrop.
	Yeah.
	Regime.
	So right now we're crashed.
	I think some people can hear audio.
	Everyone can still hear the audio.
	Is that Milo?
	Milo's here, yeah.
	He has an apology to make.
	No, I don't.
	Oh.
	To whom and apologies.
	I have no such apologies.
	He wants to say he's sorry he wants you back.
	I'm trying to make an apology for a couple weeks.
	No, I know you're not.
	He's trying to make an apology for a couple of sword.
	Don't stir shit up, you.
	I never said anything of the kind.
	He's backing out of his apology.
	I never backed into it.
	That sounds gay.
	Kind of like a lot of it.
	Sounds a little gay.
	Yeah.
	Well, what's up?
	What can I do you guys for?
	Well, I guess we'll try to do an audio questionnaire and hope that things magically reboot on their own.
	Is this not live?
	Are we live right now?
	Yeah, we're live, but I think it's just a picture.
	I think it's just audio.
	How are you doing?
	I can't see you guys, but I can hear you.
	What's it like over there?
	What's the vibe of Trump Tower in DC?
	Oh, all right.
	Okay.
	Is this only video or audio?
	Are we just only audio?
	It's only audio.
	I wouldn't do it if it was only video.
	Oh, well, you're right.
	That would make sense.
	All right.
	So, okay, the vibe is super creepy.
	So, I flew into DC today, and the entire city is boarded up like a motherfucker.
	There's no one on the streets whatsoever, like absolutely no one on the streets, boarded up.
	The weather's beautiful.
	Um, Trump DC, it was creepy.
	I went to like a house party earlier at about six o'clock tonight with a bunch, I'm with a bunch of like gay right-wingers.
	And we were walking over to the Trump Tower, and like the one person we saw on the street was this like fat, short, angry white female liberal walking her dog who had a mask on at 7 o'clock at night.
	And she was like, um, excuse me, are you guys heading to a super spreader event?
	And we were like, excuse me.
	And I said, the only thing we're super spreading is Gynoria tonight, honey.
	And we're like, yeah.
	You know, whatever.
	And she's like, and she started freaking out.
	She busts out her phone and started recording us because we were walking down the street in downtown Washington, not wearing masks.
	And we're the only people, the only people on the street besides her walking her dog, the sad loving woman walking her dog, not wearing masks.
	Or the only people on the streets.
	And also we weren't wearing masks because she was wearing her mask, like a good little citizen.
	So DC is really weird, creepy tonight.
	The Trump is, I think they have lots of like social distancing things at the Trump.
	There's a massive like security thing to get through before you got in.
	And like you had to be on like a list just to be in the hotel.
	And so now we're in the hotel.
	And it's like, I mean, are you staying at the Trump?
	What?
	Are you staying there?
	Because often when shit's going down, they don't let you come in.
	Is the bar open there?
	The bar is open, but they're only, I think they're only like you have to be on, I don't know the rigmarole, but you have to be on some kind of list to get in.
	Just to get in to get a drink at the bar.
	Even if you're staying there.
	If you're walking around DC, there's like cops everywhere, and all the shops are boarded up, and there's no one on the streets, and the weather is beautiful, but the cops are all out, and everyone's like, on guard for some shit to go down.
	And so obviously the Trump would be the number one place for that to happen.
	So it's like you can't even get in here unless you're on some sort of list beforehand.
	Not even to just get a drink at the bar.
	So, and now I'm looking down.
	I'm above the bar right now looking down.
	You interrupted my cigarette break, but that's fine.
	So I'm looking down, and it's like, it's not really that crowded down there.
	There's like, you know, the tables are kind of full, but it's not like you'd expect on a normal election night, but it's all because of these, you know, these stupid rules and shit.
	Now, single men often say that D.C. is a great place to get laid because there's so few, especially if you're MAGA, because there's so few single men there, and there's tons of single women who are MAGA looking for dudes.
	What's the gay scene like in DC?
	I mean, I haven't really...
	What's the pussy like in DC?
	No, I mean, like, as far as meeting hot guys with good bodies.
	How gross.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	You go to Atlanta for that.
	If you want dumb, pretty boys, you go to Atlanta because they're all retarded and they all have nothing better to do at their time but work out the gym because they have no souls.
	Like Atlanta is where you go when you're gay.
	If you want...
	Basically, it's where gays go when they're too stupid for New York and too ugly for Los Angeles.
	So they put all their effort into their bodies in Atlanta.
	And so that's where you go if you just want that sort of like perfect pretty thing.
	DC is full of a bunch of nerds.
	Now you don't come to...
	If you're a fag, you don't go to DC for sex.
	You come to DC for nerds.
	But could you still meet a sweet guy with a heart of gold that could take your heart away?
	Maybe if that's what you're about, but have you ever met, Gavin, have you ever met a gay man who's out for a sweet man with a heart of gold?
	No, you've never remote.
	It doesn't happen.
	It doesn't exist.
	But New York is where you go for the fun people, for the creative people, for the messy people, for like the drug addict that you want to fall in love with, for like your Sidden Nancy fantasy of the guy that you're going to commit suicide over, whatever.
	But no, DC is where you go up, you're like some nerdy little policy wonk who was beat up in high school for caring about whatever trade too much.
	And then you come here to suck some other guy's dick who has like square ring glasses and all that.
	I'm sorry, wait.
	Suck some other guy's dick.
	You mean as opposed to your own dick?
	Well, I mean, can you suck your own dick?
	Have you ever sucked your own dick?
	I am right now.
	That's why I'm so glad this only audio and not video.
	Well, see, I'm very disappointed that I can't see you right now, that you're sucking your own dick.
	You guys are attracted to everything sexual.
	I am not attracted to everything.
	Hello.
	Well, so check.
	Oh my god, is that Milo?
	Hi, Milo.
	Hey, hi, ya.
	Are you guys fighting?
	No, we're best friends.
	No, we're not fighting.
	We're not fighting.
	We absolutely adore each other.
	We want to stab each other in the throat.
	We're best friends.
	We hate each other's fucking guts.
	Didn't you fucking know?
	Absolutely, Milo.
	You're still my best friend.
	We adore you.
	I fucking hate you.
	I'm so happy I don't work for you anymore.
	It's just a little time apart because I just felt like our relationship had reached a point where we needed a little space.
	That's all.
	Well, you didn't feel that.
	I actually felt that.
	Did you?
	Well, I guess I anticipated that.
	No, no, it was actually my decision, and I felt that, and you were forced to comply.
	But the sentiment is the exact same.
	It was just me that made the decision, not you.
	Okay.
	You're literally gay.
	Chadwick, thank you for calling in.
	It was great catching up.
	He's had a little bit of a...
	Okay, happy election, guys.
	Love you.
	Bye.
	Bye.
	Bye.
	Ryan, when I say something like that, you hit the red button.
	Gone.
	Okay.
	What should we do now?
	Should we reboot?
	Yes.
	Okay, we're going to reboot.
	Fans at home, and I know there's millions of you.
	Do not give up.
	In the meantime, no news.
	Everything is exactly as it was.
	224-213, except for Fox, which keeps giving Biden extra states.
	That's all.
	So what's happening now?
	Are you ready?
	What do you mean?
	I don't think the TriCash is not.
	What were you waiting for?
	The TriCash is not ready.
	Okay.
	Let's work this force till he dies.
	Let's work this horse till he dies.
	Trump is about to work out.
	Everything is on the record now.
	So what are we looking at?
	Where'd you go live?
	Fox News.
	Would you like to greet the viewers, Kevin?
	We're back, we're back, we're back.
	I'm looking at my phone to see if we are back, so I want to see myself.
	Which is kind of vain.
	We're not on the monitors in the studio.
	Oh, shit, he is about to speak on with campaign rallies.
	But the decision was made to bring it here to the White House so as not to run afoul in the hotel of the COVID constrictions imposed by Washington, D.C. So, John, Joe Biden came out at 12.31 this evening, a little over an hour and a half ago now,
	and the president was going to come out about 5.30.
	Wait, I have no signal here.
	There's no pictures.
	But I'm looking at the show in terms of how they're going to present their case here.
	Okay, here we go.
	I see myself.
	We're back up.
	That's John Roberts.
	When I was a kid in Canada, he was reporting on punk bands.
	I think he's alarmingly gay.
	He was the host of the new music back in the 80s.
	Of course you did.
	Not in a gay way.
	Oh, you just slept next to him.
	How many guys have you slept next to, you think?
	For me, I was sleeping next to a gay man once.
	I mean, a nude gay man.
	Now that I remember it.
	My wife had these.
	My wife's a fag hag.
	She had her homo friends over.
	And what was his name?
	Roswell and the other guy.
	And I wake up and I actually, I was, you know, I need glasses and I look and I see my wife's lost a lot of weight.
	And I'm like, that's good.
	Swimmed down.
	It's Roswell.
	Johnny and Roswell, I think, were their names.
	Very distressed.
	And I thought, what if my daughter walks in?
	She would have been about like five at the time.
	And she'd see me nude, I sleep nude, in bed with a nude man.
	But my wife, the drunken squaw, had just like passed out in the living room.
	And someone else, everyone else had just slept where they were.
	And I think Roswell was like, he's a southerner, like Chadwick.
	He was like, there's a perfectly good bed upstairs.
	I'm just going to go up there and lie down.
	It'll be interesting.
	It does seem somewhat reminiscent of 2000.
	The Democrat is saying, count every vote, keep the vote going until every vote has been counted.
	And the Republican, in this case, President Trump, is going to say if he declares victory, we agree, right?
	I think we agree on that.
	If he declares victory, then we have the seal of approval with the vote.
	It was a little bit different, however.
	Obviously.
	Cornrow's right in the front row.
	We've had a result in Florida, or close to a result, a disputed result.
	But I mean, we're in a situation now where we're nowhere near Pennsylvania counting all the way.
	Are you with our victory video?
	We're a number of these states.
	So it's a more complicated case for the president to make now than it was in Florida, where all the states had been called at various points.
	This could be it, folks.
	Why did you turn Chris Wallace down?
	Yeah, why did you do that?
	Why does he...
	Al Gore had.
	No, we are completely used up.
	You don't have to be snippy about that.
	Do not give Asians booze.
	It's like giving Gremlin sunlight.
	And the worst thing with him is he doesn't even get the Asian flush because of the Puerto Rican.
	So you don't know that he's fucking gone.
	Yeah, he just talks about how he's better at playing guitar than Jimi Hendrix and Jim Page of Led Zephyr.
	Yeah, Jim.
	Jim Page.
	I didn't say I'm a better songwriter.
	I said I'm a better guitarist.
	It's true.
	I'm going to do a live stream than Jim Page.
	I'm going to do a live stream.
	I'm a better drummer than Johnny Bonham.
	No deal with this person.
	I'm a better singer than Bobby Plant.
	I have such a good...
	I have a locked-in-loaded.
	It's like $70, by the way.
	You're looking at votes over there.
	Shouldn't you not open it right now?
	Just for continuity, right?
	You're looking at votes concentrated in the Philadelphia and Pittsburgh area.
	Again, specifically in Philadelphia, heavily minority.
	And the suggestion that there might be some hanky-panky or fraud or whatever is, again, only to raise the level of division in the country.
	I think it just tears out our social fabric.
	We have under two minutes.
	Can you take it to ESL class one?
	The decision desk is now calling the Montana Senate race for the incumbent, Steve Daines, Republican against former Governor Steve Bullock, who was a presidential candidate at one time, ran for Senate.
	This was supposed to be a Democratic pickup.
	This is a big hold for Republicans.
	And then you see the 46, 47, it's only Democrats plus one.
	Remember that.
	I agree that a lot of my bets were not just Trump would win, but for a landslide.
	If you look to Michigan, if you look to Purdue and Georgia, if he stays over 50%, just bet on the winner.
	This morning.
	Be able to say that Republicans are going to hold on to control in the U.S. I was just going to say, if you want a pretty good argument, the president's going to say, I just got a fundraising appeal from fundraising Democrats' plan to steal the election.
	We're emailing you now to ask for you to step up one last question.
	like Kat Temp with her fake glasses.
	Oh, God.
	You're off, Mike, Milo.
	She's the biggest fake in the media.
	Hi, I'm Gavin McKinnis, and we're back again.
	We're watching the election.
	It's looking very good for Trump.
	50.1%, 48%.
	We have 65, 32.
	I'm not your average guy.
	So you should listen to me because I have a weird voice, and I'm unlike anyone that's listening to me right now.
	So people listen to me.
	You probably notice you have a normal voice where you sound like everyone else.
	I'm actually kind of a weird guy.
	So listen to me.
	This is exactly like the Catholic Church when they would only preach in Latin to make you feel like a loser.
	Britt Hume, go ahead.
	I'm going to let you get away with that because it's 2 a.m. and I can't be bothered.
	Many levels ended up in the same place.
	I have a word voice too.
	I'm Britt Hume.
	I'm very intelligent.
	I've been thinking about stuff.
	Processes.
	They process.
	My guess is they'll work now.
	They'll work now.
	And in the end, people, by and large, will accept it.
	At least they won't refuse to accept it any worse than they refuse to accept Donald Trump's clear victory four years ago.
	How eloquent they are on shit.
	I might also add about 2000, by the way.
	It's funny when you get to be 50 and you see other old guys and they're in a suit.
	Like when you're young, you see an old man in a suit and you go, oh fuck.
	This guy knows what he's talking about.
	Then you become old and you're like, fuck you, faggot.
	You see a guy in a suit and you think, you know nothing, you are nothing.
	Your wife fucking hates you.
	She's been cheating on you for 30 years.
	How about you shut the fuck up, get the fuck off my television and make space for somebody who knows what the fuck they're talking about.
	And you can reverse their age when you look at them and see them in the same schoolyard where you knew them in 1978.
	Where you would be beating the shit out of them.
	Ghostly people.
	What's your guys' verdict on his shirt and tie?
	Oh, that's a good question.
	Not his, but nothing.
	I like Chris.
	It's very basic.
	No, Chris Wallace doesn't take it.
	That's really great.
	He's an adventurous.
	He doesn't take anything.
	Is that a term inadventurous?
	In the terms of the imperious?
	Unadventurous.
	Unadventurous.
	Yeah, his pocket score was 90%, but I don't trust you.
	That's fine.
	You can check.
	But every time you've ever checked, I've been right.
	I have no doubt I will be right again.
	These guys are a little long-winded, but it'll go back to him.
	Do you present a counterexample?
	Cherry on top of a really awful Sunday that the country really does not need.
	And that, I think, is one of the most difficult parts of watching all of this.
	What's this?
	We did some history lessons earlier about Franklin.
	Fucking Vermont, man.
	It's full of good people with guns and flags who think that taxes will save the world.
	You know what Vermont is?
	It's like a military guy who's buff and shoots guns and also is an SJW.
	It just doesn't make sense.
	They're not even an SJW just right now.
	We got it again, man.
	Just gusting.
	Just gusting.
	Traitors to rednecks all around the world.
	Well, if you're interested, paying attention because you want to hear something new, you're not going to get it this evening.
	Trump's about to speak at the White House.
	Looks like the fairly definitive, and by definitive, I only mean USA Today and Politico agree on it, which of course is to say nothing.
	225 for Biden and 213 for Trump, but with everything still in play that leans Republican.
	And the numbers, as far as we can tell, still very firmly in Trump's direction.
	Interestingly, CBS News without the states declaring.
	But this is not taking into account all those states that lean Republican.
	And CBS News has Biden 207, Trump 213.
	Would have appreciated a landslide, Donnie.
	We tried.
	We looked into it.
	We looked at the numbers and we saw to do all of these events right at the White House, and it is his home and his residence, and he does gain the advantage of being able to have this amazing backdrop and very presidential environment for these big moments.
	Can I just say something?
	I mean, it's obviously there are concerns, but the idea that the vote isn't over on Election Day and that elections aren't decided.
	In 2000, it wasn't decided.
	In 2004, you went to bed and we didn't know whether Bush or Kerry was going to win.
	I remember as a youngster, Jack Kennedy and Richard Nixon in 1960.
	We didn't know until the morning that Kennedy had beaten Nixon.
	1960, damn, you old as hell.
	We don't know by some witching hour on election night or the morning after.
	You first born in 1970.
	So 1960.
	You were a young man.
	That means you're 60.
	Hey, computer.
	How old is Chris Wallace?
	Are you talking to him?
	Computer!
	How old is Chris Wallace?
	Dude, are you kidding me?
	What is that?
	But why'd you have to plug something in?
	No, charge my phone.
	Fucking Jesus.
	Like, if you have to do that, then get another power bar.
	I told you, I said, never unplug that thing ever again, or I'm going to kill you.
	He youngs for death.
	Kill me.
	Hey, computer, how old is Chris Wallace?
	He probably needs to be talking something.
	Thanks, Ryan.
	Would you like me to just look up your phone is charged?
	It is.
	We've been getting some communication from the phone.
	Dusty Bogan, Chad McMoore, Jacob Wall.
	73.
	73.
	All these people.
	Neurother on the news?
	But all these people are clinging on because the generation below them is a complete fucking mess, And every single one of them has been me too'd.
	Below that is the Gen X millennial, kind of like totally politically confused generation.
	And below that, they're all fucking mental.
	I mean, this generation has to maintain some degree of control over the establishment because everything that follows after them is, you know, is a toss-up.
	These 70-year-olds who are on television, the 70-year-olds who are CEOs, the 70-year-olds who are in politics, they know.
	This is where Nancy Pelosi said she's going to run again for speaker if they win the house again.
	These 70-year-olds know that every generation beneath them cannot be trusted to hold the line on anything because we're all fucking nuts.
	So this is like the last, this is the boomer generation clinging to power as desperately as they can.
	This is why all of the TV hosts are 70.
	Nancy Pelosi is running again.
	The presidential candidates are in their 70s.
	This is the last gasp of the boomer generation desperately trying to cling to power before the floodgates of crazy open.
	Look at how hot Dana Perino is.
	She has no kids.
	Is it possible that God and nature makes these older women who are successful and would make great moms?
	Because she would.
	They make them prettier?
	No.
	Like trees that are dying, they drop all their seeds in order to propagate the species.
	Yes.
	So it's possible that nature has a thing where when someone's like Dana Perino, they go, uh-oh, she hasn't had kids.
	Let's ramp up the hot and try to get her pregnant.
	Do you really think she's that attractive?
	Well, look at her.
	She looks like a fucking supermodel.
	She's not my cup of tea, but I'm not sure.
	But that they've gained seats so far.
	They're a lot more racist to be decided and so on.
	But this was not where we expected to be with regard to the House of Representatives.
	She doesn't have children.
	There's very little ticket splitting, and the president didn't.
	She's not exactly young anymore.
	She may not be able to conceive anymore.
	No, probably not.
	She loves her dog so much.
	What's his name?
	Fucking Jasper?
	That's disgusting.
	I love her, but the way she would talk about my kids was a very sort of like, oh, let's hear about it.
	What do you have?
	Three?
	What's the story?
	And it was like, bitch, your ovaries dried up.
	I didn't f it's not my fault.
	It's gross.
	Computer, how old is Dana Perino?
	Dana Perino is 48 years old.
	She was born on May 9th, 1972.
	Yeah, we're done.
	It's creepy.
	We're done.
	DC.
	Donna, Brazil, we haven't heard of it.
	Computer, how old is Donald Trump?
	Donald Trump is 74 years old.
	Computer, how old is Gavin McInnes?
	Gavin McInnes is 50 years old.
	60.
	18.
	Strange errors.
	Computer, how old is Milo Yiannopoulos?
	Milo Yiannopoulos is 36 years old.
	Lies!
	Disgusting.
	Computer, how old is Ryan Katsu Rivera?
	Here's something I found on the web.
	He is 36 years old as of now.
	That's sad.
	Computer, when is Donald Trump's birthday?
	Donald Trump's birthday is on June 14th.
	Oh shit, speaking of it.
	Isn't it about to come out?
	The first family are walking in.
	Computer, has Ryan Katsu Rivera ever beat off the gay porn?
	You don't need a computer for that.
	I don't know that one.
	Oh, here we go.
	Okay.
	Here we go.
	I tried it.
	Volume up, please.
	Well, thank you very much.
	Thank you.
	Thank you very much, please, said thank you.
	This is without question the latest news conference I've ever had.
	I appreciate it very much.
	And I want to thank the American people for their tremendous support.
	Millions and millions of people voted for us tonight.
	And a very sad group of people is trying to disenfranchise that group of people.
	And we won't stand for it.
	We will not stand for it.
	I want to thank the First Lady, my entire family, and Vice President Pence, Mrs. Pence, for being with us all through this.
	And we were getting ready for a big celebration.
	We were winning everything, and all of a sudden it was just called off.
	The results tonight have been phenomenal, and we are getting ready to get outside and just celebrate something that was so beautiful, so good.
	Such a vote.
	You have to control the levers of power.
	You can come out in record numbers.
	This is a record.
	There's never been anything like it.
	To support our incredible movement, we won states that we weren't expected to win.
	Florida, we didn't win it.
	We won it by a lot.
	We won the great state of Ohio.
	We won Texas.
	We won Texas by 700,000 votes, and they don't even include it in the tabulations.
	It's also clear that we have won Georgia.
	We're up by 2.5% or 117,000 votes with only 7% left.
	And if they're going to catch us, they Can't catch us.
	Likewise, we've clearly won North Carolina, where we're up 1.4% or 77,000 votes with only approximately 5% left.
	They can't catch us.
	We also, if you look and you see Arizona, we have a lot of life in that.
	And somebody said, somebody declared that it was a victory for, and maybe it will be.
	I mean, that's possible.
	But certainly there were a lot of votes out there that we could get because we're now just coming into what they call Trump territory.
	I don't know what you call it, but these were friendly Trump voters.
	And that could be overturned.
	The gentleman that called it, I watched tonight.
	He said, well, we think it's fairly unlikely that he could catch.
	Well, fairly unlikely.
	And we don't even need it.
	We don't need that.
	That was just a state that if we would have gotten it, it would have been nice, Arizona.
	But there's a possibility, maybe even a good possibility.
	In fact, since I saw that originally, it's been changed and the numbers have substantially come down just in a small amount of votes.
	So we want that, obviously, to stay in play.
	But most importantly, we're winning Pennsylvania by a tremendous amount of voting.
	We're...
	56 to 42.
	That's accurate.
	There's no way they're Pennsylvania.
	Pennsylvania.
	Nobody heard you.
	What was the number?
	56 to 42.
	Wow.
	There's no way they claw back Pennsylvania.
	No way.
	It can't happen.
	No fucking way.
	We're up 600.
	Think of this.
	Think of this.
	Think of this.
	We're up 690,000 votes in Pennsylvania.
	690,000.
	These aren't even close.
	It's not like, oh, it's close.
	With 64% of the votes.
	Who's Dusty Bogan?
	It's going to be almost impossible to catch.
	And we're coming into good Pennsylvania areas where they happen to like your president.
	So we'll probably expand.
	We're winning Michigan.
	I'll tell you, I looked at the numbers.
	I said, whoa.
	I said, wow, that's a lot.
	By almost 300.
	344 Michigan.
	And 45% of the vote is in.
	And we're winning Wisconsin.
	And I said, we don't need all of them.
	We need, because when you add Texas in, which wasn't added, I spoke with the really wonderful governor of Texas just a little while ago.
	And Greg Abbott, he said, congratulations.
	He called me to congratulate me on winning.
	It was about the riots.
	They don't want us to riot.
	But there's no way.
	And it was, but he congratulated me.
	Then he said, by the way, what's going on?
	I've never seen anything like this.
	Can I tell you what?
	Nobody has.
	So we won by 107,000 votes with 81% of the vote.
	That's Michigan.
	So when you take everything he's saying accords with the numbers that I'm getting from everywhere, insofar as we can trust these places.
	And then you take the kind of margins that are in the middle of the city.
	Alaska is 60-36.
	I don't see how the most extraordinary and fucking blatantly obvious, fraudulent, fucking nationwide coup.
	I don't see how they win.
	What happened?
	And then they said, oh, because you know what happened?
	They knew they couldn't win.
	So they said, let's go to court.
	And did I predict this news or did I say?
	Sure, sure.
	They were going to send out tens of millions of ballots.
	They said exactly because either they were going to win, or if they didn't win, they'll take us to court.
	So Florida was a tremendous victory.
	377,000.
	Texas, as we said.
	Ohio.
	Think of this.
	Ohio, a tremendous state, a big state.
	I love Ohio.
	We won by 8.1%, 460.
	Think of it.
	Almost 500,000 votes.
	North Carolina, big victory with North Carolina.
	And so we won there.
	We lead by 76,000 votes with almost nothing left.
	And all of a sudden, everything just stopped.
	This is a fraud on the American public.
	This is an embarrassment to our country.
	We were getting ready to win this election.
	Frankly, we did win this election.
	We did win this election.
	Here we go.
	That's it.
	So our goal now is to ensure the integrity for the good of this nation.
	This is a very big moment.
	This is a major fraud in our nation.
	We want the law to be used in a proper manner.
	So we'll be going to the U.S. Supreme Court.
	We want all voting to stop.
	We don't want them to find any ballots at 4 o'clock in the morning and add them to the list.
	Okay?
	It's a very sad moment.
	To me, this is a very sad moment.
	And we will win this.
	And as far as I'm concerned, we already have won it.
	So I just want to thank you.
	And I want to thank all of our support.
	I want to thank all of the people that worked with us.
	And Mr. Vice President, say a few words, please.
	Please.
	Look at the bald guy in the front row.
	It's not an appealing thing to look at.
	The back of a bald head.
	Yeah, it looks like a beetle's larvae.
	Thank you, Mr. Pruce.
	I want to join you in thanking more than 60 million Americans who have already cast their vote for four more years for President Donald Trump in the White House.
	And while the votes continue to be counted, we're going to remain vigilant, as the President said.
	The right to vote has been at the center of our democracy since the founding of this nation, and we're going to protect the integrity of the vote.
	But I really believe with all of my heart, with the extraordinary margins, Mr. President, that you've inspired in the states that you just described and the way that you launched this movement across the country to make America great again.
	I truly do believe, as you do, that we are on the road to victory and we will make America great again, again.
	Thanks, Lawrence Power.
	Please go back.
	All right, President Trump with a pound fist on his way out of the room saying that he had expected it as part of a celebration.
	He heralded the record turnout at all the places where he said he has won by a lot.
	Florida, Ohio, among others.
	He did take issue, obviously, with the Arizona call that we have made here tonight.
	He said he believed that Arizona had, quote, a lot of life in that.
	There's still a lot of life in that, he said, in Arizona.
	So perhaps everyone doesn't matter.
	The fucking media has ruined our victory.
	Or let me rephrase this.
	The fucking media has attempted to ruin our victory.
	But we're here to have fun.
	And we know that Trump won.
	The fact is, Trump won.
	Trump won.
	You can lie all you want, but we're going to enjoy ourselves.
	Ladies and gentlemen, four more years, bitches.
	Cheers, song.
	We won't stop.
	We're getting it off.
	I gotta go inside.
	Let's go.
	Let's go outside and celebrate.
	No, I'm not going anywhere.
	Come on.
	I'll go.
	No, I'm not going.
	I'm exhausted.
	Ladies and gentlemen, let's go outside.
	Let's go get it.
	We're going to get victory of Donald Trump.
	Ladies and gentlemen, we did get a hit from me.
	I'm exhausted in the morning.
	We fucking nailed it.
	Get fired?
	Let's go party.
	I'm going to nail it.
	Get fired.
	I'm going to.
	We're going to show the video, right?
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	I told you we'd win.
	Good and I. Just keep firing it.
	We have to stay, and we do it our day.
	Just a test out.
	We make what we want.
	We take what we want.
	Just to make no work.
	They don't know.
	We won't go.
	We can stop.
	We won't stop.
	Get it off.
	Get it off.
	This is not any normal election.
	This is a groundbreaker.
	And now we have four more years to permanently drain the swamp, restrict the Supreme Court, and stop America going down this tube, this disgusting toilet train of socialism.
	And we're going to celebrate with the good stuff.
	We give up.
	Come on, we get up.
	We give.
	We never stop.
	We never stop.
	We never stop.
	We never stop.
	We never stop.
	We never stop.
	We never stop.
	Take it off.
	You ever doubted it?
	Yes, you did.
	Yeah, you were kind of a little scared sometimes.
	I was.
	I was so scared they might take it away.
	Yes?
	Yeah.
	They're gonna contest it forever.
	But I remember I was with my missus on a plane in Costa Rica, and she was scared the trip was just nuts.
	And I go, honey, it's an Airbus.
	They fly this thing every day.
	It's just a bus in the sky.
	There's nothing to be scared about.
	And then I would look out the window and just go, and like, try not to have explosive diarrhea.
	Just rig in my pants.
	So that's what I've been doing for the past few months, saying a Tommy bags at the gym.
	Tommy, relax.
	It's going to be able to say, Kevin, We got this thing!
	Are you sure we got this thing?
	I'm like, buddy!
	Buddy!
	Body!
	That's the time we did!
	We got this thing!
	And I'm like, kill the fuck!
	And now I can sort of go change my underwear!
	Take the foo out!
	No, just take care of the fuck!
	Put in the garbage!
	No, not take the foo out!
	Wrap it around the foo or whatever's in there!
	Put that in the garbage!
	Put other garbage on top of it!
	Take it back!
	I just wheel!
	And uh.
	And now I can wash my ass!
	Accept that America's safe!
	By the big guy!
	We're gonna washing her ass!
	Yeah!
	Washing our ass!
	And now I should let's have a hot shower!
	We do that together!
	She would not want to do that!
	Nor would I!
	Nor would I at all!
	I'm glad you said no.
	I do not want that.
	Probably move on from there.
	Let's move on from that old subject.
	And let's get back to the studio.

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