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Oct. 19, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E26 - WORST SHOW EVER [2020-10-19 - S03E26 - WORST SHOW EVER]
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How'd you do my maps, my faithful by the way?
Oh, look, don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day, but by night I'm one hell.
You know, he's so flamboyant.
Tim Curry in Rocky Ort Pictures showed that he does Scottish sometimes.
Like, you seem a little brought down.
I re-watched that with my daughter on the weekend.
We threw toast, rice.
We dressed up at a tuxedo on in women's high-heeled shoes, singing all the songs.
And because my daughter's wanting to see it for a long time, and we got it, can't show the youngest that gay sex.
But she was like, yeah, that was okay.
That's good.
I go, I have to vacuum rice up now.
Like, we made toast.
We were saying all the lines, like, where's your fucking neck?
When the narrator comes out.
And she was like, yeah, it was fun.
I liked it.
She didn't dress up.
My wife and I did.
But I didn't realize how gay it is.
I thought, well, I saw it when I was 12.
And there's that scene where Tim Curry seduces Brad.
And he pretends it's Janet, but it's Tim Curry.
So it's a gay sex scene.
Okay, that was, I remember being deeply disturbed, like, it's such a cool movie, except for that one fucking gay scene.
Why'd they have to put in the gay shit?
Yeah, that's it.
And I remember thinking, well, if only they could just take out that one scene, it'd be such a good movie.
Because that's how you feel about gays when you're, you know, pre-adolescent.
And then you get to this age and you're like, sorry, gays.
We don't care about you.
You don't offend us.
We're not phobic.
You're not on the radar.
You don't come up.
Oh, does it bother you?
Let's take the proud boy's hashtag.
Look at this.
I'm holding hands with my husband and calling myself you.
Oh, no.
What a fucking gay thing to do.
They thought they were being gay homosexual, but they're being gay as in lame.
Didn't I see this, like this, what anniversary?
Sixth anniversary?
Yeah, do you remember those guys?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They were great.
Yeah.
You know how often it came up that they were gay?
I only know because they told me.
These are actual Prowl boys who have actually been married for six years, you fucking losers.
Speaking of losers, this guy put out a hit piece on me.
He took a hit out on the G-Dog.
He stalked Lauren Southern, followed her for months and months.
And she's such a attention whore that she just like confided in him, brought him in, and bullshit him, too.
Here's the story.
So Peter Lloyd, the British guy, he did the essential manhood.
I think I have him in the notes here.
Where is he?
1-3.
So he's talking to me.
He goes, yeah, Lauren Southern really fancies you.
She'd love to shag you.
And I find that to be funny because I have a mirror in my house.
And I know if you are lusting this, you're either lying or you need glasses.
So I would tease her about it and say, you want me.
And then Bill Schultz, we went out drinking one night and he goes, dude, she was all over you.
And I was like, I went to bed.
I pass out with my clothes on.
And so I found that amusing.
So then I would ramp it up and like, you want me so bad.
Oh my God, you're always diddling your bean, thinking of the G. And it's funny.
We get along very well.
I don't know why she threw me under the bus in this thing and made it all heavy.
I think she just loved the attention.
Like, oh, Gavin McInnis is dying to have an affair with me.
Help!
Help!
That gives her more credibility, I guess.
But yeah, that's not the case, my dear.
But I think he planned this whole thing, this smoking gun.
Apparently, I called.
I have no recollection of this, by the way.
I called her and I said, I don't know what I said.
Probably like, you want me so bad, it's insane.
And then she said, you're a married man.
I would never consider it.
Her usual retort to that bit.
Look at those blinds.
Yeah, that's kind of fun.
That's really annoying.
Messy, like messy chair.
Do you see the chair?
That's kind of annoying, but fix your blinds.
We're taking a picture of you.
Hold on a sec.
I just got to straighten these blinds.
That irritates me.
That's the most irritating thing about this whole head piece.
But so he follows her forever.
Months and months.
And this guy is such a fucking loser.
He's another one of these beta cux ginos, Jews in name only, who just comb through white male mega behavior, trying to find something.
And even his version of events is Gavin, he didn't have an affair, but he wanted to.
Coop.
And so he makes, he takes that call, right?
Where she goes, I would never do that.
And then she goes, how me?
And makes it like this.
That's his Watergate.
That's the whole article.
That's the whole movie point.
And who pays this guy's rent?
He puts out like an article or a feature every six months.
He's been working on this story, I think for two years.
When was Lauren Southern on my CR-TV show?
That was like two years ago.
And he finally drops the neutron bomb.
Two years in the work.
Fucking hell.
But go to the article.
So it's Lauren Southern with Bad Blinds.
Why the alt-right's most famous woman has no regrets.
Lauren Southern could spew racist propaganda like no other, but the men around her were better at one thing, trafficking in ugly misogyny.
What?
What a cock.
What a loser.
Hey, Daniel, have you ever been laid?
I would bet my life he's never had a threesome.
You start off the art.
Yeah, Gavin McInnis took a swig of whiskey from a bottle on his talk show's on set bar, blah, blah, blah.
Oh my God, you were really behind the scenes.
Her fellow guests were all men, an army vet, a Washington think tanker, and a radio shock jock.
There was no chair for her.
The men needed to reshuffle.
This is the patriarchy right here, Southern bantered.
Men get seats at the table.
It's called a joke, douche.
Like, how can you take that seriously?
Wow.
I'm the founder of the Proud Boys, an all-male neo-fascist group that promotes violence against its political opponents.
That's Wikipedia word for word.
He's just cutting and pasting the Wikipedia definition.
Last month debated.
And then the Donald Trump typo, stand back, stand by.
God, they are milking that.
That's all they have is a Donald Trump Proud Boys typo.
And what do we have?
Dude, this laptop is out of control.
I am hearing crazy shit.
Crazy shit.
This is the word on the street that they're about to release footage of him molesting some Chinese kid.
Child sex.
I don't know if it's true.
I mean, the stuff that's already out is plenty damning enough.
Especially, and I can't believe this hasn't already sunk Biden's campaign.
Him saying that dad makes me pay half the money to him.
Like, here's what I said last week, and I still stand by this.
If I have an opportunity to set up a hedge fund in China where my son was going to make 30 million a year and also have him on the board in Ukraine, where he's going to get 83, no, 51 grand a month.
I've heard 51 and 83, actually.
I don't know if I could resist, but I would recognize that that's a crime.
I would then make sure every laptop remotely associated with this was in a swimming pool, gone forever.
And then I would retire to Boca Raton and just pray I don't get arrested.
But to run for president, I think that when you've been in politics for half a century, which is literally true with him, you just start to feel like a monarch.
You're the king and you just deserve the presidency.
And you know you've done crimes and you can go fuck yourself.
Like the king would just behead anyone who didn't like.
He'd shoot the court gesture if he wasn't funny.
And you get into that mentality.
You just deserve it.
And the crazy part is he might be right.
I mean, it's possible that he wins.
Why am I talking so fast?
I'm the kangaroo guy.
Washing Trisha Paytas.
By the way, Does It Fart is a fabulous book by these really academic biologists, I guess you call them.
And they said the most annoying thing about being an expert in a certain species, like the eastern hog-nosed snake, is people always go, so do they fart?
And they go, we're so sick of answering this question that we're just putting them all in a book.
That's awesome.
And it describes everything.
Everyone who farts.
Yes, termites fart.
Basically, everything farts.
Oh, cool.
Goldfish don't fart.
Dinosaurs do not fart anymore.
Because they're no longer.
It's a good book.
That's my speed of book.
Yeah, it's for retards.
Like you.
So yeah, it might go on.
Biden might wait.
Breaking news.
My source is as high up as it gets watched.
Oh, I think I saw this.
Just told me point blank no rumor.
They saw Hunter raping and torturing little Chinese children.
I love little Chinese children.
Coffee in a cup.
Furry little pups.
Chinese government has the same videos Biden has compromised blackmailed can never be pres.
That is a doozy, eh?
But yeah, anyway, go back to that article.
So this guy is one of these people.
They're not concerned.
There are racists.
There was just a big bust, right?
Yeah, 21 white supremacists from like groups with Aryan in their name, you know, that I've never heard of when they talk about white supremacists.
When I say racism doesn't exist, I mean it's not a thing.
It is up there with albino skateboarders.
They do exist, but it's this many guys.
They got them all right there.
21 white supremacist gang members.
And what are their names?
Soldiers of Aryan culture, silent Aryan warriors, noble.
Why would cowboys deny that they're racists if they are?
Then a bunch of black guys show up and you go, what are you doing here?
Oh, you said you're not a racist club.
Well, that's a lie.
Oh, well, can you pay for my taxi to go back?
No, fuck you.
We're racists.
We don't give black people money.
But go back to that article.
Dude, that's your smoking gun, you fucking loser.
Neo-fascist group, go down.
So McInnes watched as Southern joined the men.
Are you ever going to have kids give birth?
Are you going to be a mother?
He asked her.
Then I'll give them my seat.
The men laughed.
And Southern, submitting to the last-minute administration of a makeup artist, laughed along.
Just one of the guys with long sticks, blah, blah, blah, blah.
McInnis wasn't quite finished yet.
If you're not making humans, then fucking stand up, bitch.
Now, I remember that.
Yeah.
And he's just terrible at his job.
And he forgot the part.
This is what I was saying.
I said, chivalry, that whole getting up and saying, get a seat, is based on women procreating.
So you're saying you're the fair sex, you made us, you made my dad, you're the reason humans exist.
So here you go.
However, if you're not going to breed ever, I shouldn't have to give you my seat.
You're not special anymore.
You're one of the boys.
So I, and then I was joking about how I want to, next time I'm on the subway and I see a woman, I'll go, sorry, before I get up, are you ever going to have kids?
And she's like, no, fuck now.
I might have my tubes tied.
And I go, and then I said, well, then just stand there, bitch.
That was my funny.
And they always say I hide behind jokes.
That's a good example of me being serious, but kidding.
You know what I mean?
It's called nuance.
And I do think that you shouldn't have to stand up if a woman is never going to have kids.
She shouldn't get that pulling out the chair kind of thing.
And I do believe in chivalry, and you should pull out a chair for a woman who's going to breathe.
But obviously, I'm being hyperbolic when I say shut stand up, bitch.
It's funny.
Anyway.
And I also thought it was weird.
So there's that whole Milo thing, right?
Where he said that Lauren Southern went to meet Hope Not Hate.
We want to know what I really think about Lauren Southern?
I think this life is hard.
And I think women aren't as strong as men, and sometimes they snap and they do stupid shit.
Like, if she did go to Hope Not Hate, this is 616.
That's really fucked up.
But she's a young girl.
I'm not going to hold it against her.
Or even this, this article where she's like, help, help.
I'm not going to hold that against her.
It almost destroyed Laura Loomer.
She's winning now, but she went through a rocky time.
Cassandra Fairbanks, she had to move overnight.
Tommy Robinson has had to move a bunch of times.
So I'm not going to punch right.
But isn't it interesting that, and this sounds like I'm punching right.
So in this article, Milo says that Cowlin, who are definitely shitty human beings and his boyfriend ripped off Tommy Robinson and they were scam artists, the klepto queens of the far right.
But he says that she was with, she was working with them and she was aware that they were sharing my itinerary with Hope Not Hate.
And if you scroll down there, Hope Not Hate went to the airport.
Go down.
Down, down, down, down, down.
There.
They photographed me arriving.
Isn't that fucking spooky?
So then you go, if you work two years on an article, Daniel, wouldn't you include that and refute it if it's not true?
But I realized, no, he doesn't do that because that makes Lauren look bad.
And then that hurts her case of, you know, me stalking her like a crazed pervert.
Someone texted the article to my wife.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
And they said, we're so worried about you, honey.
And I told her what I just told you, and that was the end of that.
Anyway, speaking of people who comb through your life trying to catch you being racist, Nick Fuentes, who I was wary of when I first heard about him.
But now I love him.
He was on Tim Heidecker's show, and he said the Jews will not cancel Baked Alaska.
He was taking Baked Alaska's side, which we tried to do.
It was not easy.
We tried and failed to defend Baked Alaska.
Because his friend Miles Morales was macing a dude.
Yeah, yeah.
It's really hard to.
And I'm out.
But he went on their show, and we have Vic Berger.
Look at these.
The relativity of humor have to do with anything in the world right now.
Obviously, there's things that I don't think are funny.
Here's some burger.
From Nick, enough with the Jim Crow stuff.
Who cares?
Oh, I had to drink out of a different water fountain.
Big fucking deal.
Oh, no.
They've saved up all these gotcha moments.
Like the big, again, these pathetic smoking guns.
Should I call that?
Is that what I should call the article?
Pretty good.
Pathetic smoking guns.
So the smoking gun on Nick is that he got a letter once and it said, if I was baking cookies and 6 million cookies, I'd have to use this many ovens and that doesn't make sense.
And then Nick says, yeah, 6 million cookies.
And it's basically a jokey way to refer to the Holocaust denial theory, which is that it was more like 300,000 or something.
It wasn't 6 million.
They didn't use ovens.
They died of starvation.
I'm not saying that, but that is what Holocaust deniers say.
And I got called a Holocaust denial supporter simply for stating what their argument is.
You should know your enemy's arguments.
You should read Mein Kampf.
You should read that big, huge Mao book.
The art of war?
That's Shin Tzun.
Yes, that's not Mao.
Oh, right.
You should read Shea Guevara's speeches.
You should know what other people are talking about.
Anyway, so Vic Berger and I think he looks like Mark Hamill if Mark Hamill was a rescue dog.
Yes, he does.
That's James' joke I stole.
Yeah, I don't know who that other guy was.
There you go.
And you know what?
It's not worth engaging with losers like this.
Shame on you, Nick, because you were afforded every opportunity, I'm sure.
You're a white, privileged little piece of shit, and you have taken this road when you could have done it.
I'm a poor Latino.
Of course, good for your goblin.
There's Mark Campbell.
Amateur, like Vic Berger goes, oh, yeah, yeah, you go to Latino.
They just called Nick White two seconds ago.
You were the ones who brought up race.
So he mentioned his own race.
On Friday, I came on Saturday.
You always.
Tiki Torch were you at Charlottesville.
See, their version of Charlottesville, too, is they don't even know that there was two things going on.
They don't even understand that some people were just there to record it and see what was going on.
Everyone who was there was a tiki torcher, and everyone was there was supporting Heather Heyer getting killed.
That's how it works for them.
Okay, so you were there the day that a dude drove down a path and drove over people?
Yeah, that happened apparently with me being in the city of Charlottesville.
I don't see that.
How did it feel in your heart when that woman was run over by patriots of yours, compatriots of yours?
Well, not really compatriots.
I didn't know who did it.
I mean, how would you feel that a Black Lives Matter person drove over Trump supporters in L.A. last week?
That Boogaloo boy shooting the cop is that one of the boy was a cop hater, my friend.
He was one of yours.
I got to talk to the flaming lips.
But listen, man, I want to say you have time.
Michael Vickberger says, all right, why are we talking to this loser?
Yeah.
Well, that's what they do when they lose, right?
They say, I don't want to engage.
The left lost their IQ when Trump came into office, and they lost their ability to negotiate, to discuss, to debate.
So now they changed it and said, we won't give Nazis a platform.
Why are we talking to this loser?
Yeah.
Because they promote genocide, and I can't give genocide a platform, or people will die.
I love Alpha Vick Berger with resting grandma face.
Well, they all have the same kind of vibe as like a boomer liberal woman.
Yeah.
Don't get a little headband.
They sound like teachers.
A Little headband and everything.
Weirdo.
They sound like high school teachers.
By the way, let's not abandon that.
But I sent you a picture.
Did I?
Maybe I didn't.
Of this chick who's like trans.
I got two pic.
I got one tweet.
Check my parlor.
Okay.
I forgot to send it to you.
But it's this girl, beautiful young girl, right?
She goes to college.
She becomes trans.
She cuts her tits off and changes her name to Fred.
Now, Milo said feminism is cancer, right?
What do you do when you have breast cancer?
There she is.
You get a double mastectomy.
So he was accurate when he called feminism cancer.
And there's all this fear.
The reason these losers comb through our history or phone calls or tweets trying to catch us being bad is because they think that we're starting a new brown shirt movement and it's going to lead to World War III and kill like 60 million Jews this time.
That fantastically ridiculous concept is apparently their impetus for doing all this dirt sifting.
Now, they don't do real Aryan groups that are actual Nazis because they're chicken shit and then they're scared of them.
And they probably should be.
So they focus on conservatives and try to catch them sinning, trying to catch them being impure.
But what?
Like, horrible racist ideas don't chop tits off.
If you're a parent, you should be more concerned with the far left.
Look at that girl.
Go back to her, dickhead.
What are you doing, fuckface?
Trying to find her elsewhere.
There's only that one pic of her.
He had the picture.
Everything was going great, and you went wandering like a silly, retarded woman.
And now you can't find it.
Well, we saw her.
No, I want to look at that.
Like, this beautiful young girl has been maimed.
She's missing her tits.
You know, a guy at the gym's ex-wife just had a double mastectomy.
It was a harrowing experience.
Everyone was praying for her to make it through.
And she made it.
And we're all happy now that she's okay after surviving such a traumatic event.
You don't want your daughter's tits cut off.
So, guys, if you're so into justice and protection, can you maybe protect our girls?
They're getting used as cum dumpsters and having their tits cut off.
Having slut walks.
Anyway, let's go back to the Tim Heidegger thing.
U.S. doctors are performing double mastectomies on healthy 13-year-old girls.
Like, this is why I'm a TERF, a trans exclusionary radical feminist.
Because when you let the left run the show, you're letting the lunatics run the asylum.
And what do they do?
They chop girls, lesbians, tits off.
You're not a lesbian.
No, you're a man with a pussy.
That's what Middle Easterners do.
That's why they say there's no gays in Saudi Arabia because they make all the gays women and all the lesbians men.
Okay, let's keep going.
You always kind of just tiptoe out of the thing.
I was there, but I didn't hear that you're a coward.
Why were you there?
What are you doing?
Cowardly.
These are the facts.
The Tiki Torch marches on Friday.
I got there on Saturday.
Why did you go?
So you were there the day that a dude drove down a boogaloo boy with Duke?
Are you a David Duke head?
I've never met David Duke.
I don't know David Duke.
What are you talking about?
I don't know David Duke.
Bake the last patent.
David slime is David Duke.
Helped him when he got maced in the eyes.
I mean, you know, if somebody's helping you and you get maced, I think that's the polite thing to say.
Nick, my message to you is this.
You're a good-looking guy.
You're young.
You've got a lot of charisma because, you know, despite the booger eating we saw, you're not funny.
Which is disgusting.
You have an opportunity to change the course of your life.
You've got an audience.
That's another thing they say, too.
You have an opportunity.
You have a lot of influence.
You're using it for bad.
I had these gay neighbors that we were totally good pals with.
And then when I said trans people are mentally ill-gays, my wife was paranoid they're going to dump us.
And they go, we don't care.
We're not trans.
Maybe you're right.
But then when I started the Proud Boys, they go, it's really sad because you have a lot of influence.
And the fact that you're using it to start that group and influencing those young men.
To do what?
Cut their tits off?
I don't want anyone cutting their tits off.
You know what Tim Heidecker did?
I met him once.
He had these crackhead neighbors.
And because he's all about peace and love, right?
Like all liberals, they think of blacks as pets.
They don't really know them.
So they're not aware when one of them is behaving badly.
So this guy's a fucking crackhead you should avoid.
He's a dangerous, violent felon.
But Tim, he's Dr. Doolittle.
He can speak to the animals.
Hello, black friend.
So he hears a fight going on with, I think, the crackhead and his mother.
So he goes down there to say, hey, guys, you need to chill out and be cool.
Guess what happens?
The crackhead starts stabbing him.
So he's running away, and the crackhead is literally stabbing him in the back as he runs.
Wow.
Not so friendly.
What was this Now This video?
Oh, yeah.
We forgot.
We didn't show the part in that video, by the way.
Nick goes, I'm 10,000 people tune into my live cast and no one listens to yours.
And he goes, that's because my fans are busy doing shit.
They don't have time to sit and watch it live.
They watch it later.
Oh.
And how would you feel if you're one of his fans just going, I'm actually watching it live?
Yeah.
And then he's like, actually, I'm on Showtime.
I'm a successful guy.
I'm on TV.
And he's like, oh, yeah.
Nick's like, oh, yeah, Showtime.
I think my parents got Showtime.
I'll ask them about it.
And then he says, your viewers couldn't afford Showtime.
They raised $400 just to get him on the show in the chat.
That's how they got him on the show.
Started this Gang called the Proud Boys.
So, this is now this thing.
Two weeks ago, they put this out again.
So, you just show a Confederate flag after saying Proud Boys.
This is just Soviet propaganda.
We will kill you.
That's the Proud Boys in a nutshell.
We will kill you.
And now it's just Vic Berger's video in full.
And isn't it funny how the left is pretending that they're outraged by this kind of talk when that's all they say?
Punch Nazis and kill a Nazi and I hope Trump dies.
This is the vernacular of the time.
But it's free speech for me and not for thee.
Wait, why'd you just jump ahead?
We could watch the whole Vick Burger video, but we've done that.
This is the same one that he did last year.
Four years in prison for that.
Yeah, what's that?
I think it's our job to do it.
Fuck yourself.
And the cup to turn a blind eye.
Is this a recruitment video?
As Sal is right now, Sal's in the studio, folks.
Oh my god, it's Sal Cipola.
Where are you from?
I'm here.
Wow, you came a long way.
Wearing a MAGA hat, and some guy with Tommy's.
Who's going to tell me not to go?
Comes up to you and says, Hey, are you Sal or are you pro-Trump?
Choke him.
Trust your instincts.
Don't listen to what he has to say.
I remember saying that, and that was when Sal was at a demonstration where Antifa showed up to fuck shit up.
And one of the Antifa came up to him and said, Hey, man, are you Sal?
In that context, you're about to get maced, fucked with, punched.
So choke the guy.
This is the preamble to an attack.
You'd really think I mean, hey, Sal, if you're walking down the street and someone goes, hey, are you Sal?
Like they create this vision, and it worked for Max and John.
They said, proud boys are roaming the streets, beating random people.
That's what Daniel Lombroso put in that Atlantic article.
They violently attack their political opponents.
They violently attack people who are fighting them.
And yes, they do coincidentally disagree with us.
So when Antifa start a fight, we finish it.
You could argue that is attacking someone you disagree with.
Sure.
Wait, aren't you always attacking someone you disagree with?
Unless they're a masochist who wants to be beaten, right?
That's what an attack is.
It's a disagreement.
It's two attacks.
I was beating him, and he was like, yeah, I had this coming.
Choke him.
So yeah.
Sounds good to me.
And you call for the context.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This video gives me PTSD because I had to find the full clips of this and then just be like, yep, this is what you left out.
This is the first time you're going to be able to do that.
Oh, yeah.
I paid you like, what, 200 bucks?
Something like that to go through and find all the context.
Yeah.
Which we put up on YouTube.
And now it's taken down off of YouTube.
I had to just look for shirts and be like, this is the episode.
Plastic sword coming up.
Whoa.
Brandishing a katana.
Let me see if they from Toys R Us.
Get a fing gun.
Get ready to blow someone's fing head off.
I've even killed people in my dreams.
That's how awesome my gun is.
Get arrested.
Get fired.
Let's all get in this together.
They can't kill us all.
I can't think of it.
Beautiful.
Wow.
This is long.
Yeah.
I love the way he falls on his ass.
What?
Servants never punched anyone in the face.
Finally, he's appearing the rim.
And then Malzberg goes, you're not advocating violence, are you?
Look at what I'm wearing.
This guy's a huge threat.
Absolutely am.
It's a wonderful effect to me.
This is a fing war.
Trump boys, stand back and stand by.
Back.
Stand by.
Stand back.
You have repeatedly.
Then they add this to be like, this is new video technique.
Same clip.
I mean, I don't know.
Yeah, we've all seen that 8 billion, zillion, kajillion, million, zillion times.
Cotillion.
The fact that the media can show you something like that and make you scared of Trump and what might happen after five months of absolute chaos boggles the mind.
I just like watching them freaking waddle away.
Vic Berger's backfan in a circus.
Like people could pay to see him.
Look at this waddle.
What is that waddle?
That's the most damning thing that you could ever show.
It's men in their own video.
Heidecker is the cool guy in your day.
He's the fawns.
Oh, my.
Yeah, I'm going to be on ABC News now.
I think it aired maybe at 6 o'clock.
Oh, cool.
Oh, this is interesting.
So during that debate, Nick says, why'd you get Sam Hyde canceled?
And he goes, Tim is like, I'm sick of that lie.
It's not true.
And then here we have, hey, YouTube, why does Baked Alaska have an account?
He goes, oh, that's the Baked Alaska thing.
Yeah, this is the newer one, but he did do that with Sam Hyde.
But didn't I send you the Sam Hyde one?
Or maybe I didn't.
Show the proof, just to end this stupid debate once and for all, that Tim Heideker tried to get Sam Hyde fired, which worked, by the way.
Which one is it?
I don't think it's in the links.
I think I sent the wrong one.
Oh.
The wrong Tim Heidecker cancel tweet.
Yep.
He's So busy at it.
What a life trying to get people fired.
What a fucking life.
What did you accomplish?
I got someone fired.
Good work.
Sam Hyde confronted him on a show.
They spoke to each other.
That picture is from a movie where he played me.
Really?
Yeah.
Huh?
A fascist hipster in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.
They were going to get me to do it if he couldn't do it.
Interesting.
Not so good.
What happened?
Wanna guess?
Hello?
Not so good.
Oh.
Yeah.
What do you think about that?
Brett Gelman, yeah.
Are you?
I'm sorry to hear no one.
Anyone's doing not good.
Being not good at it, if you will.
What's that?
You there?
I'm here.
Didn't you want the show canceled?
I didn't really have a strong feeling about it either, either way.
The only shows I don't want canceled are my own.
That's not true.
See, this is the problem with these people.
They just lie.
It's such a waste of time.
Sam, I've talked about this for the past three weeks in the show.
I've been very honest and forthright about my experience with the show and with your audience.
And, you know, that's really all I have to say about it.
I've been pretty straightforward about it.
Shut up.
I'm sorry.
We have proof of you tagging tagging.
Well, there's no forbidding, tagging YouTube.
And we have a Trump-loving comedy show.
The Washington Post describes Hyde's show as.
Him and Brett Gelman.
And I remember hearing him say, we need to talk to the advertisers on this show.
Remember that?
Yeah, that's right.
They outright said that.
That's getting a show canceled, dumbass.
This was a weird thing.
Radical Sox leader of pro-Dawn rallies.
This black guy with his teeth knocked out, right?
Yeah.
Someone who knows him said, I can get him for your show.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, sounds cool.
Let's get him on.
And then I get a call.
Dude, he's a fucking imbecile.
Joe, he had a dumb rally with no permits that put everyone in jeopardy.
And he's a douche.
And I was talking to Biggs about it.
He goes, when Enrique and I have a rally, no one gets hurt.
Everything gets fine.
This guy's half-assed and he got people fucked up.
So don't bother.
And I said, all right, then I don't like him anymore.
It's not a bad guy.
It's just you can't on your parlor looking for his teeth.
That's not my parlor.
It sure isn't.
You're right.
So you're just looking at random parlor.
Right.
How fucking dumb are you?
I make mistakes, just like everybody does.
No, you're really good at mistakes.
Thank you.
That's your one talent.
Yeah, let's go through some of those pictures I sent you.
Because there's that story.
But much more interesting, we haven't talked about this, is the beheading in Paris.
Guy shows the Muhammad cartoons.
They cut his fucking head off.
And should we show it?
Some people don't want to see this.
I don't have that in my...
I know, I didn't send it to you because I wasn't sure whether I want to put it on.
No, that's terrible.
Let's just picture a head.
Just a head.
He still has his COVID mask around his neck.
Wow.
But it must be hard to get a head off.
Like the spinal cord?
I would imagine only a saw could really do it.
Right.
Like a knife getting in between the gluten or whatever it is.
The discs.
The discs there on your neck.
They cut his head off.
But then there was this person who said they put up, why'd the police kill someone suspected in a knife crime?
Will you fucking stop zipping around?
There.
I fully condemn French police's brutal, senseless murder of the Muslim suspect last night.
Macron and the security operator should explain to the public what was the need for the use of disproportionate force against someone suspected of a knife crime.
France is in crisis.
Someone chops a head off.
You know you're going to get shot when you chop someone's head off.
And the takeaway is France is Islamophobic and the police are violent.
A knife crime.
It's exhausting, isn't it?
Was 9-11 a plane crime?
A box cutter crime?
What the fuck?
I follow this Instagram account.
It's East New York.
It's called Shizmabin.
And it's a good sort of look at, I don't know, ghetto black culture.
And it's about 80% black people in the hood behaving very badly.
Kicking people in the head, throwing shit at someone, smashing into each other with cars, dealing drugs, starting fires.
And then the other half is the police arresting someone and them going, these fucking pigs.
Look at these pigs.
What's this one?
Patterson, New Jersey.
Police say 26-year-old Tyshon Depew was shot Thursday night on Lawrence Street.
Yes, no Fetty Wap.
Fetty Wap has been posting photos of himself and his brother on Instagram.
I didn't mean to go to that.
But you just see.
Well, that's in Jamaica.
Oh.
But it's just crime after crime after horrendous crime.
And then why do the police keep bugging us for no reason?
I don't know, because you're kicking each other and hitting kids.
He's going to get a brick.
And the person filming is always laughing.
No matter how horrendous the event is.
Oh, look at this one.
This one?
No.
Oh, you see people getting shot all the time on this.
I don't know how they have it up.
This one.
This is typical.
Let's watch this whole thing.
NSFW, by the way, folks.
I'm a gangster.
That's another thing we should be worried about.
Gangster culture.
How many people has that killed?
We're so worried about Nazis when these kids are listening to gangster music, flexing with guns, because that's the culture.
And where does it leave them?
Where do they end up?
We're about to see.
Oh, boy.
Dead.
And who's filming it?
Is this how you get your money for killing the guys?
There.
I got the dead bodies.
Oh, my God.
This is what I said on ABC News, too.
I said, there's 20 blacks killed a day in gang warfare.
You're so worried about Breonna Taylor.
I said, we've got 120 opioid ODs every day.
98 of the 100 biggest cities.
That's the funniest guy in the world.
He's dead now.
98 of the biggest 100 cities in America have had rioting and looting.
And $3 billion of damage.
Most damage in American history.
But Proud Boys might get violent.
And here's their leader saying violent shit on his comedy show.
Let's focus all on that.
How weird.
I wonder if they're going to focus on socialism cutting kids' tits off and gangsterism getting young men murdered in the hood.
So this is what pisses me off about all this.
They don't really care.
They're ignoring dead bodies and focusing on some corpses because it furthers their political gain.
That to me is satanic.
So Tim Heidegger, Vic Berger, this Daniel Lombroso thing, they are satanic.
They are evil people who totally ignore real death, real violence, real racism, real harm, and just focus 100% on their fine-tooth comb going through MAGA purses trying to find lint.
It's a pathetic fucking lifestyle.
But I'll be very interested to see ABC News tonight and see what they do.
Right.
Because I'm so fucking mad at myself for not recording it.
But I destroyed her.
She got me twice and I got her 17 times.
I don't think she realized she was in a melee.
Yeah.
She was like, whoa, whoa, I did.
Jason Kessler was a proud boy who started Unite the Right.
That old bullshit.
And then I said, you're always talking about race.
And I explained that we booted him out.
But the one time she got me, she goes, I go, can we not talk about race all the time?
And then later on, I was talking about how some groups do better than other groups.
And that's just the way life is.
You don't see a lot of Chinese people in the NBA.
And then she goes, oh, so now you're bringing race into it.
I was like, touche.
You got me.
That's one.
But that was the extent of her gets.
I want to watch this video of a Chinese girl getting picked up, but I should warn you that I haven't seen it yet.
And this segment may stink.
This might suck.
I'm warning you.
This is Guy Steals Girl from Chinese Guy.
Now, stop, stop, stop.
I lived in Taiwan for a while, and I got zero Asian pussy.
They were not into facial hair.
Even like my leg hairs.
I'm not a very hairy guy, but in Taiwan, I'm the fucking Sasquatch.
But I had my pick of any white chick I wanted because all the other white guys were going with Asian girls.
So I don't know why I bothered mentioning that.
It's got nothing to do with this.
I guess what I'm saying is it's been, this has not been my experience.
Getting Asians in Asia is not easy.
But maybe if you're clean-shaven and you don't look like Donald Sutherland with AIDS, it is easy.
I don't know.
And I don't even know if this video is real.
So don't get your hopes up for the next five minutes of entertainment.
So this guy is going to try to steal this girl.
And it's true that women are more attracted to blacks and whites than they are to Asians.
In fact, when I was there, I said to this Australian girl I was banging, why do you never fuck Asian guys?
But all the white guys are fucking Asian girls.
And she goes, oh, God, no.
Oh, it'd be like fucking my brother.
So, Asian guys, you have to accept that that's a thing and go through it.
Just take it in the chin and overcome it.
And I've told many Asian men this, the way to overcome it is to get some tattoos, visible tattoos on your forearms, and wear a David Cho shirt.
And that shows girls that you're not one of the wimpy Asians.
You're one of the tough guy Asians.
Right, Ryan?
I guess I mentioned that thing at the beginning because having Asian chicks all over you is just foreign to me.
And maybe it happens in Thailand, I guess.
It happens in Costa Rica, but they want to get knocked up, so you pay child support forever.
But like Japan, China, they do not have gaveitis in those countries.
But maybe they got this phagiitis.
Turn it up.
And then sit her over here.
You think this is fake, Ryan?
Okay, so we do a jump cut.
Why is there a jump cut there?
That's a pretty big detail.
So she's sitting on his lap?
Is she straddling him?
Oh no, she's standing.
He's sitting.
And the other guy's holding onto his girlfriend as he makes out.
Punch him in the face.
Whatever happened to punching in the face?
Everywhere, go, people ask confused.
Turn it up.
Is it Korean?
Are you saying this Chinese?
I told you this was going to be lame.
What would you like?
This is so cave-like.
Why would you still hold on to her hand?
Like, either fight the guy or tell her to fuck off and leave.
See, his face looks real.
Like, his face would just be like, I don't know what's up.
Like, it kind of...
Maybe he's never experienced conflict before.
And we don't know where we are in China.
Is this Taiwan or Beijing or Hong Kong?
He doesn't know what's happening right now.
Taipei, Beijing, and Hong Kong could not be more different as far as three cities go.
They're basically different countries.
Huh.
Yeah, the way he's acting seems real.
The reason why cave shit.
You just pick up a girl you like and walk away?
I think it's real.
Yeah, I think this is real too.
It's hard to act that way.
I feel like I'm in Tel Aviv right now because it's real.
I got it.
He's got his arm around her.
I would have loved to be banging the Asian broads when I was over there.
They were not.
One time, I did go on one date with a chick, and I was staying at this crash pad that had bunks.
There was like 10 of us living in one apartment.
And she was super hot.
This is actually my book, I think.
And there's this guy, Alan, this British guy, in the bunk below me.
And we're horse around.
It's time to go to bed.
We've had a date.
We rode a motorcycle.
I pretended I could ride.
I couldn't at the time.
Riding around on someone else's motorcycle that she borrowed.
We went to some fucking romantic dinner where bats were flying around us.
Luckily, we didn't eat any.
And then I got back to our dorm.
And I go up on the top bunk.
She starts talking to Alan.
She gets in bed with him.
She'd never met him before.
And then I'm on the top bunk.
And then when they start horseing around, I'm sort of rocking, wiggling from the movement.
And they dated for months after that.
And like all men, he apologized.
We came up with a punishment.
And I said he had to buy me a total of 17 beers.
Which he did over the course of many nights out.
These girls are pretty hot.
You don't like Asian chicks.
No, I'm not a big fan.
I'd give them like seven.
7.4.
I could still objectively say that they're sevens, yeah.
You wouldn't want them.
No.
You don't want them.
I would kick them out of bed for eating raw ramen as crackers.
This video sucks.
What a stupid idea this was.
Well, you got your story in about...
That was one of the most aggravating stories I've ever heard.
Yeah, let's just stop.
Not all green screens will be worth your time.
Some complaints will be false.
I thought of a good idea for a t-shirt.
With Nails face, plus Frankenferter's face equals Milo.
Wow.
That's great.
Isn't that great?
They're throwing themselves into the road gladly.
I was shocked at how much Frankenferder is like.
Yeah.
Just look him up.
Any scene.
Let's get out of here.
The temper tantrums.
The breaking things.
He didn't get any dialogue, though.
Very theatrical of singing.
Yeah.
Still fun.
He wants to be carried on chairs and stuff.
Paul Bezil is his Frank Inferter.
His Frank Inferter?
He is Frank Inferter.
Whatever.
I've never seen this.
It's kind of shitting on white Christian heterosexuals.
I think Riffraff, the guy who wrote it, what's his name, Edward O'Brien?
He was an Australian or New Zealand or something, and he was closeted.
It was his way of saying it's okay to be gay.
And straights aren't so normal anyway.
So there's no dialogue here.
We're not showing that it's...
Let's see what...
Let's watch Ryan do his stupid job.
Frank Furterseed.
Frank Adverterseed.
That's just Paul Basile.
Tonight, my unconventional.
Those are Milo's fans.
Research and paradox is to the new match.
Play with sound.
That's enough.
You know what happened on this weekend?
I watched the fight.
I was so excited.
Had Maddie over.
We're sitting watching the fight, and I may or may not have done Adderall that day.
So I'm drinking not little glasses of bourbon, but a large glass of bourbon.
Ow!
Oh shit, this is crazy.
And then someone just turned out the lights, and I missed the fucking fight.
I still haven't seen it.
And so Maddie's sitting there with a cadaver next to him.
He's like, dude, wake up.
You're missing it.
I woke up at 9 a.m. fully dressed in my chair.
And so he was just sitting with me snoring next to him, just watching the fight alone.
And then he grabbed his stuff and he walked out the door and said to my wife, hey, I'm leaving now.
Gavin's guy won.
Out the door.
I went $1,200, buddy.
Nice.
In your sleep.
In my sleep, I made $1,200.
Well, I bet $500.
So whatever that is, seven?
Yeah.
But at the beginning of the fight, there was this fucking loser who I think is a drug dealer.
I forget his name.
See, the black guy, first of all, the Puerto Ricans' ridiculous fur thing was stupid.
But the black guy, I forget his name, Dunn.
He has on a skirt that has all George Floyd and Breonna Taylor and all the victims.
And I think his dad's a fucking crack dealer.
And then his trainer comes out, and on the trainer's back, it's a huge portrait of Breonna Taylor.
Like, I understand a week after she was shot, like when I first heard it, I texted a cop buddy and I go, this Breonna Taylor thing, that looks pretty bad for you guys.
And he's like, she was mentally ill.
So, but the first takeaway for Breonna Taylor is, oh, shit, this looks horrible.
But then you find out, you see the pictures of her with the guns, partners in crime.
You find out that she was dealing too.
You find out that she was, her boyfriend says she shot at cops.
You find out that she wasn't in an EMT.
She was fired years before for not showing up at work at all.
You get the story.
Or George Floyd.
There's all this footage coming out now of him getting arrested in 2019 where he's acting like a fucking asshole.
And this obviously always a pain in the ass when he deals with cops.
Did you get it?
I got a real...
It's really hard to find footage of the things of the day before, but this is as his opponent.
So it was...
Juan Carlos Rivera.
That was your guy.
Yes.
You look like Lopez, the guy who won on Saturday.
Huh, cool.
I should get Larry to do it.
Lopez.
Larry, to be honest, everyone's patting me on the back for predicting Lopez would win and the Eastern European would run out of gas and he'd win by decision.
I have to admit, I was heavily influenced by a Mr. Larry Barnes.
I stole his prediction.
Look at his fucking leggings.
I can't breathe.
I've never seen leggings in a boxing match before.
You're allowed to wear tights?
Is that your leg saying I can't breathe?
Black Lives Matter.
And then fucking Turtle Dove over here.
The last time I saw this guy fight Randall, his dad, they were at a big fight in Vegas, and you had to stay quarantined in your room.
And his dad snuck out.
Nice.
And went gambling.
Nice.
And he was pissed off at security for snitching.
That was his takeaway.
Why'd the snitches fucking wrap me out?
So he couldn't go to his son's, his son's...
Oh, wait, that was Rivera.
Rivera's dad.
Well, yeah, I mean...
And he was crying his fucking eyes out.
Rivera was.
I was just so sad my dad can't show up for the fight.
He's so sad.
And tears were pouring out of his face.
Anyway, that's boring.
I'm worried this show is our worst episode yet.
Sounded interesting to me.
Really?
He's all crying and shit.
Let's see if you can find it.
Rivera interview boxing.
What did you type?
Crying Dad.
Juan Carlos Radio.
He was crying, not his dad.
Yeah, yeah.
Crying about dad.
Crying Dad, you probably.
Interview.
No, it's not Juan Carlos.
I thought his name was Rivera.
Yeah, Juan Carlos Rivera.
He's a free namer.
So.
So for Nada, just a little bit of this.
I'm talking.
Talking.
All right.
Maybe the mailbag can save this shitty episode.
I'm really sorry, you guys.
You're wasting your money.
I'll try to be better next time.
I have letters from prison if that helps.
Ryan, shut up.
You don't have a damn.
Let's turn our eyes together.
We have a letter from San Bernardino Prison, Mercedes Carrera, successful porn star, who is accused of child porn.
I obviously believe her to be innocent, or I wouldn't be corresponding with her.
She sends me a lot of letters.
A lot of letters.
I can't keep up with them all.
This is a bunch of stuff about LeBron James, it appears.
Okay.
What is all this?
Um.
Okay, this is again keeping in with our terrible episode.
You're just showing me shit.
I can't.
I don't know what.
So then she'll write me letters, and she's really getting into Chinese.
And she writes it now.
The Chinese have a saying, and she starts writing in Chinese.
Both Chinese handwriting and the actual phonetically and the actual Chinese characters.
Huh.
She's fucking smart.
Damn.
And then she gives me an English translation.
Not having eaten the mutton, but instead invited the strong smell on all of the body in not having got any advantage, but invited trouble, is guilty by association.
And for what?
Trump has been good for this country.
God help us with Biden.
So I'll read that later and see if there's anything funny, but this is really interesting.
This is from someone else.
Gavin, hello.
My name is Darlene Ayalca Ayala.
I'm a family friend of Mercedes while in this jail.
And then she says BR number 2008300705.
I was a victim of that human trafficking.
And I'm willing to let people know that no matter what we go through in life, there's always a brighter light at the end of the tunnel.
I've done 22 years in and out of prison.
Finally got on parole and came to finish out what I was sold and bought back from my family in Mexico.
Mexico on mines.
I love my Mexico family.
Didn't they sell you?
I was sold and bought back from my family in Mexico.
Jesus H. Christ.
And anyone and everyone, for the right reasons, there's Jesus Christ.
Well, I'm going to send this out.
Hope to hear from you.
And if you have any questions or concerns, I'll have an opened mind always and help you the best way I can due to you loving my family friend, Mercedes.
Loyalty and respects, Darlene Ayala.
P.S. Thank you for your time.
That is officially the weirdest letter I've ever received.
What is the LeBron James thing?
I kind of like that it's cryptic and strange.
Kind of shakes up the idea of what a letter is.
A lot of Latinos.
Illegal immigration.
At Denos.
Just to push more Chinese words.
All right, let's get to the fans, see if they can save this show.
I forwarded one to you from Nick.
He's the producer for Milo's show, and he's been telling us, hey, can you check out this email for a while?
And so I'm doing my due diligence.
And it's up to you whether you want to or not.
And it's a letter?
It sure is.
Okay.
It's going to be boring.
Some sweetie podcast that no one sees is asking me to be on.
I bet you that's what it is.
By the way, somebody was watching this video.
George Floyd is in this rap video.
He was just watching this, and it happened to be George Floyd in there.
He was not looking for it.
What a fucking time to be alive.
The simulation.
Weird.
He got around that, George.
Okay.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.
I'm a busy guy.
So it's Nick Ox.
How do you pronounce that?
Ox.
He works for Milo.
He's on this cool network called Censored.tv, the guy that Judge Janine got fired.
And I'm running for state rep in Hawaii.
I might actually win.
I'm a busy guy, but that's the last thing I want to talk about.
I'm running against a leftist and a conservative by Hawaii standards district, and this race could go either way.
Yes, we could have a proud boy elected in Waikiki and really get one for a side.
I recently got Roger Stone's endorsement.
People are noticing, which of course means my Facebook campaign got deleted.
So I come to your viewers for help.
I want Charlie Kirk to endorse me.
This is not as crazy as it sounds.
Charlie has been on a real free speech tear on Twitter saying stuff like this.
And then he has a picture.
I would rather battle the left with 300 courageous fighters than thousands of weak, spineless conservatives who run for the hills every single time the media calls them a mean name.
I don't think Charlie Kirk would ever appear on my show.
So you're not that brave, Chuck.
And here's the good part.
I'm chapter head of Turning Point USA Hawaii.
Okay?
Huh.
So the man should have no trouble endorsing me and not kicking us out of his organization.
I ask all your viewers to tweet him and ask him for the endorsement of Ox4Hawai.
That's at O-C-H-S-F-O-R-H-A-W-A-I-I.
While my Twitter's still up.
Ox4Hawai.
You want to show that?
Sure.
Just highlight it on the email so people can see.
Maybe leftists will help because they think it's funny.
Okay.
Ready?
Ox for Hawaii.
Here we go.
There you are.
I don't know anybody else from Hawaii.
It's kind of cool.
I don't know about that pocket square.
It's kind of loud.
Yeah, I would have gone with white.
Okay.
Hey, Whiskey Dick and Jackie Tran.
I know you hate homework assignments, so I did my best to give you the juicy parts of this absolute boob.
My wife watches the shittiest television, and I couldn't look away.
By the way, my wife was watching The Handmaid's Tale, so I watched it with her.
She's on her computer, and I leaned over just to check it out.
It's Islam.
Really?
Yeah, it is.
There's a scene where this woman is on trial.
She's done something bad.
So they all pick up stones to stone her to death.
Ring any bells?
No, it's all about Mike Pence.
Jesus H. So I'm sitting there in bed next to her going, this is Islam.
She's like, can you not ruin everything?
This is Islam.
Place I'm supposed to die for.
On this low-type blob of human is so cringy that you will rip your own skin off.
His name is Carlos.
Start at 9.19, watch for about a minute.
Then jump to 12.50.
See, I appreciate that, sir.
Thank you very much.
You have helped us today.
The process starts at the bakery, where Carlos and his team begin the real magic.
Hey, guys.
Looks really cool.
I'm Carlos Cicados.
And I'm with food and beverage.
Come on, buddy.
Load.
I'm a manager here at the Disney Islands.
It's always about telling stories.
And we can stories with our story.
Telling stories.
Storytelling.
Weiss was doing that a lot after I left.
We're storytellers.
It's important to tell a story.
And then when they got that AE check, she was like, I'm here to tell the story.
Let's tell.
Shut the fuck up.
Everything is telling a story.
It's redundant.
And then 1250, this is boring, dude.
Yes, he's a nerd.
1250.
Thanks for showing us some random nerd.
1250.
What's the point of that?
So Disneyland is filled with traditions for both our guests and our cast.
Stop, get out of here.
He's also working for the company.
I mean, what is it?
Not say that?
Yeah, it's like an industry video for people in the baking world.
Dude Gab McInnison, the lawn removal providers at censor.tv.
I am reaching out for Lady Maggie USA who's giving interviews for the next few months.
She's traveling around the country.
She's a conservative drag queen, gays in Islam, Yas Queen.
So I guess we're supposed to have her on.
Wait, what?
Queer's Against Islamophobia.
She's against Drag Queen Story Hour and the gender transitioning.
Her article, Gays in Islam, Yas Queen, was published in June, blah, blah, blah.
She rejects PC culture.
She's available for interviews.
I don't know.
I've been on a real no interview kick for a while.
true.
That's true.
I'm kind of over them, really.
What do you think of that?
Like, I'm still going to do sit-downs.
Oh, we got a new studio, by the way.
There's some exciting news.
And I'm going to build, like, a Dave Rubin type of sit-down thing.
Here's my idea.
Tell me what you think of this.
So when I have a celebrity, we'll sit in the celebrity chairs, and it's like two white Eames chairs, and it'll be like most of these talk shows you see, but not as shitty.
And then I'm going to build a bar, a real bar.
And when I have like a blue-collar dude who's not famous, it'll be like interview with a janitor or a corrections officer or a boxer.
And they're not famous.
Then you can, then we'll do that at the bar.
And then we'll have a green screen room.
And then we'll have my desk.
But I'm going to give up on this and replace it with big screens, make it like InfoWars.
Yeah, that's cool.
That'd be freaking dope.
That'll be that.
Hey, Gavin and Ryan, Bat Soup Rivera.
My youngest boy was asking me in the car the other day.
We go golfing now.
We go to the driving range.
He's seven.
I bought him little tiny clubs.
45 bucks for a for two drivers, an iron, and a putter.
Dang.
Titleist, right?
It's pretty cute.
No, I don't think so.
Hey, Gavin and Ryan, bat soup.
Oh, yeah.
So he said to me, did COVID start because a lady in China ate a bat?
And it's obviously much more nuanced than that, but I just went, yeah.
You speak often of The Clash in other acts, but I was wondering what you thought of The Fall and the late, great Marquis Smith.
While not technically punk, they certainly had a spirit of individuality starting in that era and hailing from the Manchester area in 1976.
It seems he, Marquis Smith, was pro-Brexit, a true contrarian.
For example, when the Manchester scene took off in the 80s, he promptly upsticks and moved to Edinburgh.
Fascinating character.
Yes.
The fall were great, but they were a little too esoteric for me.
Like, they did an opera, a musical, where they made up the songs on stage as the show was playing.
Curious Orange, Curious Orange.
Just saying that again.
But you can't deny that Mr. Pharmacist is one of the greatest songs of all time.
Let's blast that out.
Oh, The Pharmacist?
Yeah, Curious Orange sucks.
That's an example of Mr. Pharmacist.
It goes up from there.
It gets really fast in the middle.
Chick Bassist.
What do you think of this Biden, Hunter Biden laptop?
Oh, I didn't finish my story.
Shit.
So I would do all that.
Oh, yeah, I did finish my story.
I'd go to Boca Ratan and I'd make sure everyone's laptop who was involved in this Ukraine-China scam, I'd make sure they're at the bottom of my swimming pool.
But like Hunter Biden leaving his laptop?
So there's the rumors of the child sex.
There's the not rumor, but we've seen the email where he says, I get half the money.
There's the email where he said, thank you for introducing me to your dad.
There's the repeated things of him calling his dad my guy.
You should meet my guy.
There's him saying, I need money before my dad wins the election or it'll look bad.
It's like five neutron bombs.
I saw Snopes did a thing.
We're finally getting into the rhythm of the show now here, right at the end.
Snopes did a thing.
Did Hunter Biden get pictured with a crackpipe in his mouth?
They go, false.
Okay.
It was a meth pipe.
Nice.
So how many people just see crackpipe false there and move on and don't read that it's a different type of incredibly dangerous drug that ruins people's lives?
Whoa, that one's not even here anymore.
It's a meth pipe.
I heard the caller that said Dr. Laura is the OG of triggering feminists, and he's 100% correct.
She asks moms with kids in daycare why, quote, you don't want your kid to be loved all day.
I was just thinking about that today.
I was thinking, if your kid drowned, you failed.
I know I'm not going to go find you and tell you that you're suffered enough.
But as a parent, it's almost like your kids are gremlins, like you're petrified of water.
I remember we went camping once, and my eldest boy was only about two at the time.
And I woke up.
I couldn't see him.
I was petrified.
He'd gone wandering to the river.
But he was still in the tent.
But like this, once your youngest kid, the last, finally can swim, you just go, oh.
And you're tense that whole time.
If you have a kid in your house that can't swim, you're uncomfortable.
Dude, that pipe thing is gone.
Really?
Yeah.
It's laptop.
It's Ukraine, Clinton, Biden.
Snopes is pathetic.
They're just like, you know what?
We can't say none of that, so let's take it out of here.
She makes women recount all the red flags they ignored while dating the husband they want to divorce.
As a teenager listening, I was struck by the consequences all these women were facing because of their stupid decisions.
Which, by the way, is the impetus behind all of this Ruth Bader Ginsburg, this Pakistani Supreme Court, all these women feminists.
It all comes down to sluts who want to get away with being wasted and fucking a dude who came in you.
That's why they're pro-choice.
Because they're pro- being a dumb, drunk slut.
And it's amazing how passionate they all are for the right to be a fuck-up.
Anyway, so even though my dad is a certified asshole, a serial adulterer who now lives with a Thai prostitute he knocked up, she's my age, and her anchor baby and illegal immigrant parents, I still came out all right and am a venerated housewife, mom of four, married to a real man who brings home the bacon.
Dr. Laura should be mandatory listening for teenage girls everywhere, and her book, 10 Stupid Things Women Do to Mess Up Their Lives, should be mandatory reading.
I'm going to get that for my daughter.
You can say my name, Charity Sheary.
P.S. Tell Ryan his Insta stories reek of homosexuality, and I admire his consistent self-branding across all platforms.
The dumbest thing you do is you'll just put up like a fucking Instagram thing of a fish.
Oh, I love those.
Yeah, I just, those are reposts.
Why bother?
Because they're so interesting.
I've never seen that thing before.
I got one today that was, yeah, like a worm.
Like a toad.
Who's that guy?
Why do you bother putting that up?
If we want to see that, we'll go to like a nature thing.
Yeah, you might not know that exists.
Look at this.
It's some loser animal.
It is a loser, but it's a weird one.
How about vets, eh?
Vets?
You devoted your life to saving losers.
You're sitting there doing like some removing some tumor from a fucking dog.
You know.
It's a dog.
Yeah, the cat has been in surgery for six hours.
She had a ruptured spleen.
Throw her in the garbage.
You ate a chicken sandwich today.
You ate an animal.
Why?
Who gives a fuck about a stupid cat?
My girlfriend's cat knocked over the hamster cage and the hamster got stuck on a glue trap she didn't know was there.
And we were like, should we take it to the vet?
We called the vet.
They were like, it's going to be 250.
We're like, let's just kill the hamster.
She was really realistic about it.
She's like, it's a fucking hamster.
I mean, let's get real here.
Let's get another one.
It was very disturbing.
It's a rat.
But yeah.
Throw it in the toilet.
You know what we did?
What?
You put it in a Ziploc bag and then you put it in the freezer because they just shut down into hibernation when it gets too cold.
So it just dies peacefully in a freezer.
In a Ziploc bag.
I would just throw it up the car window.
We didn't have a car.
Just throw it in the garbage.
Anyway.
What's good, Gare Bear, and Rydog?
Gary, can you ask Gavin to hook me up with that young blonde smoke show who came to visit Juml last week?
That would be Ashton Witty.
True.
That is true.
Gary, this is another one for Gary.
Gary, if you weren't gay, would you fuck Ryan?
If you weren't gay, would you fuck Ryan?
What is that?
That's probably a no.
Right?
Hey, Gav, money, and Emperor of the Fag Zone.
I made this new meme.
It's a picture I took right after waking up.
Direct quotas from Biden during his town hall.
Feel free to use on the show.
Thank you so much.
Cartoon Rabbit.
And they would never reveal it was her because they know if she knew that, in fact, they report, they never report the crime, she never, never report.
That's a good one.
I haven't heard that one yet.
She never report.
I put in a, go to 11.
Tommy Robinson put up a best of.
I can never get enough of these Biden-isms.
The shirts are selling great, but we don't have one yet.
Hey, shirt guy, it's censored.
Can you send us my Fiden quote?
Come on now.
We have three more weeks that this subject's going to exist.
Right.
I learned about roaches.
I learned about kids jumping on my lap.
And I've loved kids jumping on my lap.
Presenting the best of Fiden collection.
Now on home video.
Now you can enjoy all your favorite wacky moments from America's CIMO Christmas.
Well, you know, gay, gay, gay bathhouses.
It's all about round-the-clock sex.
It's all.
Come on, man.
Sniffing a baby.
Awkward hugs.
Joe, put off with me, please.
Numbers are hard.
Go to Joe.
3-0-3-3-0.
Cornpop.
Cornpop wasn't bad.
Racism.
You have a problem figuring out where you're from here.
Trump.
You ain't black.
Stupid troops.
Blank stare.
Blank stare, part two.
Chris is charged.
You know what's so weird about him?
I can't figure out.
There's no in-between with him.
He's either a completely lost retard speaking Chinese or he's on.
That town hall, he was on.
Yeah, I was shocked.
It's like when you have a skipping CD player and then it just doesn't skip for a long time.
You're like, I could feel it coming.
You know, SNL actually did a really good cold open with the town hall.
It was pretty funny.
And they slammed Joe Biden pretty equally.
Yeah?
Jim Carrey is in.
Yo, Gavin, Supreme Chancellor Fag, what's good?
My wife showed me this video of a non-binary teen coming out to her parents.
Check out the dad's reaction and how he tries to play it off as super cool.
At that moment, he realizes he fucked up.
Stay warm as colder weather hits.
I'll be enjoying the sun in Australia.
Cheers, Dan.
I like it.
It says it's an MB.
What does it say?
It's an MB.
It's an MD.
MB.
Oh, MB.
What's E-M-B?
Look at that shitty cake.
M-B-M-B.
Non-binary.
Oh, I got you.
Are you seeing the cake's non-binary?
You're an O. There you go.
All right.
Can you tell me what it says?
It's an MB, meaning I'm non-binary.
Meaning she's non-binary.
What does that mean?
I use they-them pronouns.
But what does that mean?
I feel you, dude.
Exhausting.
A binary.
Even the cake is shitty.
Maybe she should be a guy.
Binary, which means you don't identify.
She looks like a guy.
Or female.
Oh, okay.
I thought it was something about people.
So you're my son-daughter?
Can't you just see the parents?
They're both going, don't kill yourself, don't kill yourself, don't kill yourself, don't kill yourself.
This involves surgery.
And I've used the name as a surge.
I got you.
You can stop.
I got you.
Groofy.
I know it's, but I can't.
I'm about to cry.
I feel sad after this.
I feel really empty of feelings.
Hey, Gavin, you're right about Scots being cheap.
Here's my theory.
I think Scots are cheap because they're drunks.
Sorry.
We're drunks.
And they're saving money for beer.
Because when you go to a Scottish pub, you can't, you have too many beers.
Every time someone gets up, they buy a round for the table.
So you've got like five pints full in front of you.
That's not cheap.
That's generous.
But when it comes to like heating their home, buying food, getting new shoes, they're the cheapest fuckers alive.
And as someone who's lived with Hasidic Jews, the most populated places for Hasidic Jews are Montreal, the north part of Montreal, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and upstate near Pierce Joel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've lived in all three of those places.
They're always around me.
And we do business together.
Sometimes I'll be renting an apartment from one of them.
And I will fucking go to war over three bucks.
And I can see them sort of like shocked that I'm fighting for such a small amount.
And I realize, oh, you thought you were the cheap one in town.
Sorry, you're a fucking amateur when it comes to cheapness.
My coworker is a working class guy from Glasgow, Scotland.
He's extremely cheap.
He is constantly...
My parents are so cheap that they only have the light on in the area they're in.
So my dad will be sitting in the dark and the whole house is black.
Like if you drive by my parents' house, you assume they don't live there.
And she'll have one light on right above her when she's sewing or something.
And it's almost like a spotlight.
It's like their whole house is like the Billie Jean floor where every tile he steps on is light up.
Yeah.
And then nothing else.
Yeah, I actually have a picture of it somewhere.
Where did I put that?
It's just a series of slap lights.
Oh, I think that's a movie.
I might have it here.
How do you look up just your movies?
You go to your photos, scroll down, and then there should be a little album.
There's a tab for videos.
Videos.
This is.
There's videos.
A lot of videos.
How to raise your shit.
This is turning out to be the worst episode ever.
Can I pitch you something?
You're watching me read the paper.
Why you look for that?
So, people, you've been banned off Instagram, right?
Correct.
Kind of sucks.
You miss it.
People miss you.
The pancakes have nowhere to go.
Nowhere for the pancakes.
Apparently, talk to our tech genius.
And a lot of people clone Instagram.
And we could have on our site Instagav, for instance.
That could be a working title.
Where people that are banned from Instagram could exist.
It'll be a tab on the site.
And you could basically have an Instagram.
People could like it and comment, and you post pictures.
But don't we have to pay to host servers?
That wouldn't be much.
It's just pictures.
He said it could easily be done.
And we could talk about logistics, but what do you think of the overall idea?
Because I'm probably going to get banned off Instagram soon.
The guy who got his tooth knocked out, Phil, he got banned off Instagram right afterwards.
Right after that happened.
He didn't do anything after that.
He just got banned.
So I figured maybe we could make a place for the banner.
How are we supposed to feel about Phil?
Joe Briggs is not a fan.
We got to look into it.
We're going to look into it.
We're going to see.
He's got no teeth.
So that's weird.
I'm now back to the 1700s here in videos.
My son can't even ride a bike.
I'm so far back.
And I'm not seeing shit.
Instagav.
And now I feel like I've cheated you.
Maybe if I look up my son's...
My son, my brother's text, because maybe he texted it to me.
Sorry, folks, this is really annoying.
Here's just a video message.
22 seconds in, it's supposed to start.
And I don't want the world to be at if Mr. Trump, he promised something he should to do before the election.
And why I'm here?
I'm here in Chicago.
Chicago is one of the most liberal city in the world.
And I really respect people who live here.
Why?
Because when was the pandemic?
Did you know this happened?
I don't know.
A video of a man hanging from Trump Tower, Chicago, demanding to talk to Trump or the media.
This just happened, apparently.
Alleged video.
To save people.
To save people's lives.
China is asshole.
I'm sorry, guys.
This must be very annoying for you.
Why don't you go through the...
I'm determined to find this picture.
Sure.
Yeah, this just happened, apparently.
Police say man dangling off Trump Tower in Chicago demanding to speak with Trump.
Got it.
So that did happen.
Wow.
Weird.
13 hours of negotiations.
Chinese person, we can't do that, or then everyone's just going to...
The way you get to the president is you hang from a building.
Right.
Wow.
13 hours.
Where is he?
It was right now?
No, but I don't see any footage of him hanging.
Well, we see him filming himself.
Right.
Let me go to videos here.
That was the article from 16 hours ago.
Clamor captured Chicago.
Oh.
Chinese.
Oh, yeah, there's just that video so far.
Oh, here we go.
Here's somebody filming this.
There it is.
Dude on that tower.
He's up there.
It's hard to see him.
Oh, not bad.
Whoa.
Oh, demanding to talk to the media or he will cut the rope.
Chinese people.
But what do you have to say?
Didn't he just say it?
Right.
What is his problem?
First responders, he wants more attention for them?
I don't remember.
They're doing pretty good for attention, dude.
What's your beef?
I can't believe how bad this show is.
I put it in the shared folder.
It's arriving now.
Gotcha.
I think the way I can make it up to you viewers is just to do a lot of letters today.
Right?
Do you think this is the worst episode we've had?
Is it a bad episode?
I don't think it's bad.
This is it.
Oh, okay.
This is my parents'.
This is a normal night at my parents' house.
Oh, nothing.
We're just in the pitch black.
We're saving every single penny we can, aren't we?
Oh, there's no point wasting out of the physician.
You hear my dad?
He's there, too.
But he doesn't need any light.
So he's sitting in the pitch black, just drinking a beer.
Well, my mom, I don't know what the fuck she's doing there.
She's got some sewing or something, some old notes.
She's threading a needle, maybe?
Nothing.
We're just in the pitch black.
Every light is out in the house.
I love your brother's commentary on that.
We're just tivoting every single penny we can, aren't we?
Oh, man.
Oh, I miss that guy.
He's constantly taking home old and broken furniture from the office.
He's almost 40 years old and still lives with roommates.
His roommates are a bunch of random Vietnamese illegals that can't speak English.
His house is a disgusting shithole.
His frugal lifestyle doesn't leave him with many savings, though.
He spends his money buying rounds for the boys at the bar and gambles the rest of it.
Wow, there it is.
They are not sending their best.
Yeah, the story of the Glaswegian female alcoholic is she pinches her pennies, and then on Friday, she's waiting for her husband's paycheck.
She goes to the pub, and he spent it all on the guys, and she's so distraught that she starts drinking.
And they basically drink to relieve the stress of their living with an alcoholic.
Oh, here we go.
Trump Tower hanging man, 22 seconds.
I don't want world to be end.
So that's what you just showed, right?
Yep.
I don't want the world to be end.
So is he pro-Trump or anti-Trump?
He said he wants him to do things before he gets elected or something like that.
So I think he's pro-Trump, but he just wants to...
And I don't want world to be end.
Mr. Trump, he promised something he should to do before the election.
Do something, you know, keep your promises before the election.
Okay.
Done.
There's few people that have been more strict to their words than Trump.
The wall, I'm not blown away by the lack of wall.
But otherwise, he said he's going to drain the swamp.
He's been draining it like a motherfucker.
People forget the death inheritance tax, too.
Doing away with that, how huge that was.
Yeah.
Massive.
Taxed twice.
People forget.
This is from Jordan.
I took your advice and bet on Lopez.
I'm more of a UFC guy, so I also bet on Otega, who dominated his fight, but I did proceed to watch the entire UFC main card and miss every bet.
Lopez fight put me ahead for the night, so I just wanted to show my appreciation and thank you.
See, this is the thing you got to remember about the G-Dog.
When I come up with something, I didn't just pull it out of my ass.
I've usually spoken to several experts.
That's why I'm so confident.
And when people say, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, I'm thinking of the doctor or the surgeon I spoke to going, he's not dumb.
So you think I'm the one saying it, so you're calling me dumb.
I get that.
But I'm actually just reiterating what Chicago's top surgeon told me.
So I'll tell them that you said that they're dumb.
Sure.
Yeah.
Trumpwall.com, construction.
Track the status of Trump's border wall.
San Diego.
It's pretty good.
14 miles.
Yeah, so it's 341 miles, 516 to go.
And you could track all that Prague.
Oh, it's not bad.
Interactive map.
Huh.
Pretty sick.
I take it back.
And these are the types of walls.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
Pretty cool.
Jay, this guy, honorable leader of the Fag Zone and Gavin.
Why don't you squash your issue with Greg?
Seems like you guys are cut from the same cloth and have the same sense of humor.
Also, your episodes, My Mom's a Bitch and My Dad's an Asshole, pretty much the most hilarious shit ever.
Isn't it funny how 10 Things I Hate About the Jews, everyone takes literally, but everyone, every other thing, like divorce your wife or my mom's a bitch, they get that it's a joke.
Ezra's putting back up the 10 things I hate about Israel.
I mean Jews.
And he's going to put an intro and an outro.
And he goes, what do you think of that?
And I go, please do.
I don't know why you ever took it down.
It can't be worse.
The reputation I have from that video couldn't be worse.
I'm going to put it back up.
We're going to get it up.
And every time someone says that, you need to say to them or criticize it.
Just say, have you seen it?
No?
Then shut up.
By the way, pull up that clip of Proud Boys Insane.
They don't endorse me.
Oh, yeah.
It's mean.
You have hurt me today.
And they said, how do you justify what he said?
He's an instigator.
If someone asks you that, say, it's swearing.
It's how we all talk.
This was Proud Boys, Utah.
I don't recognize these guys.
Yeah.
Proud Boys, Black Lives Matter leaders hold joke.
We denounce white supremacy.
Cool.
Doy.
So far, so good.
Can you believe people have to say that?
I will go out and say that the Proud Boys as a whole, I will say.
That wasn't the interview there.
Let me see.
Fox 13 reported.
What a terrible episode this is.
Yeah, I'll find it.
There it is.
Right there.
Is that Black Lives Matter?
What are you doing?
Stop this.
What are you doing?
Stopping this and playing this.
Ogden and the Proud Boys are working together currently on police reform.
We are trying to come to the table and Brian and Tard.
First got here.
We were on organization.
The label of violence towards the one.
I'll get it.
Are you sure it's not the one?
Yeah, no, it was a report.
I've got to go to my history.
Rudy Giuliani makes opening statements to Joe Biden dumped.
This is going to be big.
We may have to go live.
Wanna put that up?
Yeah.
What are you doing, Ryan?
Do your job.
Fuck.
We're not doing the interview.
You couldn't find it and you want to do it.
Okay.
I wasn't going to speak.
This is another episode, and this is a very important one.
We're going to summarize the state of the evidence at this point against the Biden crime family.
It's really mounted up since the disclosures of the emails and texts and photographs of Hunter Biden.
And now things that were proven by witnesses, documents, and videotapes that were ignored and lied about by the press by Hunter Biden's own words.
Let me assure you that this is his hard drive.
It was given to my lawyer by the gentleman who had prepared it.
It had been...
Remember that this guy gave the laptop to the FBI already, and they didn't do anything.
And months later, he gave it to Giuliani's guys.
So Biden has quashed someone investigating his son twice now.
Oh, and to answer your great thing, I just can't get over Tyrus.
And Greg's not dying to be my friend or anything.
My phone's not ringing off the hook.
But we worked together for eight years, and he got his own show.
And he said, now that I have my own show, I can hire anyone.
I'll choose you, Tyrus.
What, Great Bape?
Fuck.
You.
He says, a drunken Hunter Biden who came in and had a very hard time even signing.
What are you doing, Ryan?
He described what he wanted.
He came back to supply a...
Now what are you doing?
I found the other video.
And then, after it was repaired, he never returned, even though there was substantial notices to return.
After a while, when the gentleman heard things on the news suggesting that the Bidens may or may not have been involved in criminal activity, he became very concerned that possibly he was holding some kind of illegal material.
So it was now his property, according to the contract signed by someone to have a lot of many heated exchanges.
Ryan, what are you doing?
I've never done this before, but I got two things lined up.
Why?
The Proud Boys thing?
Abandoned.
And property that's abandoned under the law becomes the property of the person that's in possession of it.
So he had every right to listen to what was there and look at what was there.
Crack.
It's not crack.
It's mad.
It's well known in New York and taught me what was wrong with New York.
So I know this statute backwards and forwards, and this is a perfect case for it because this Biden family was engaging in the business of crime.
And their commodity, Joe's public office.
And Joe, you will see shared in the proceeds, which is clearly admitted by his co-conspirators.
So let me outline it for you so that you'll be able to follow all of this.
And there'll be more than what I'm just saying, but I'm picking, you know, four that will get the most prominence.
Here we go.
And we're going to focus on when he was vice president of the United States, because that's where the big money was made.
Before he was vice president of the United States, he made substantial amounts of money through the lobbying of his brothers, the fact that his son had a no-show job for the major bank in Delaware.
And Joe Biden was the only Democratic senator that lobbied in favor of banks against easing the bankruptcy laws because all Democrats were in favor of that.
Theoretically, they like to say they represent poor people.
Well, Joe was representing the rich bank that was employing his son in a no-show job, which is how his drug addict son began his career, because nobody else would employ him because he'd be out two, three days a week, you know, looking for crack.
It's hilarious.
It's a terrible problem.
And I don't mean to pick on Hunter for being an addict.
That's a terrible affliction.
As a father, I blame Joe Biden.
I say to myself, I don't know if I had a child afflicted by that, wouldn't I take care of them and keep him in rehabilitation?
Would I expose them to the most crooked man in the Ukraine, one of the most crooked people in China, to...
I mean, his son's alive.
I'm not talking about his dead son.
But in a way, he enabled his son and poured millions of dollars on top of a crack addict.
The most crooked woman in Russia.
Would I do that to a drug addict son?
Just because of greed?
I don't know.
I think this is Joe Biden's fault.
But in any event.
All right.
So you can watch it on your own time.
I certainly will.
It's 38 minutes.
But now let's see the news crew pooping on me.
Yeah.
And they're one of five known extremist groups said to be operating here in Utah.
A local chapter of the Proud Boys speaking tonight in downtown Salt Lake City.
They say they want to correct the record.
Kyle Harvey live downtown and Kyle, they appeared with a Black Lives Matter leader.
That seems like a strange pairing there.
Why?
Well, this was a Black Lives Matter leader associated with Black Lives Matter Northern Utah.
Now, this is a different chapter than the one you may have seen before on Channel 2.
As for the Proud Boys, they say they're out to change the narrative that they're racists.
I don't care what color your skin is.
We're all Americans, and we need to find a way to come together instead of divide.
It's a line, seemingly at odds, with an organization that the Southern Poverty Law Center and the Anti-Defamation League say is a hate group.
We are in no way, shape, or form white supremacists.
What they are, self-described Western chauvinists.
What does that mean?
It means that the West is the best.
Western civilization is the best.
That's our opinion.
Okay.
Chauvinism is just patriotism, man.
Don't get it wrong.
It's you patient.
We are in no way.
Those are cheater reports.
The group was founded by a Gavin McInnis, someone this group's members say is an instigator.
He's a little over the top.
I mean, Nazi salutes and salutes.
Oh, out of context, fake Nazis.
Oh, okay.
They're going to Vic Berger for their news.
And they said the N-word and provocator.
Just like Milo Yiannopoulos is.
These are guys who say the most outlandish things so they get more clicks so they can make some of the group.
Why do you want to be a that's kind of a normy take?
Yeah.
Get more clicks.
Associated with that.
He's gone.
Yeah, he's not part of the organization.
He's gone.
The people left, at least those in Salt Lake City.
You have hurt me today.
City say they'll link arms with Black Lives Matter.
Meeting and talking and having that understanding allowed us to move forward with working together on police reform.
Jakari Kelly, the leader of Black Lives Matter Northern Utah, says the partnership is real.
We do need to be able to reach across the aisle and have these tough conversations.
Yep, you're cut off.
They just cut her off.
Oh, we lost your feed.
Weirdo.
Cut her off.
You see that?
Amazing.
Do that again.
Let's see that again.
That's pretty telling.
Yeah.
So they get, you know, a paragraph each.
Black Lives Matter Northern Utah says the partnership is real.
We do need to be able to reach across the aisle and have these tough conversations.
You're true.
I'm listening.
Oh.
And Jakari tells me that she recently ready.
And then he tells us what she told him.
Hey, Gav and dictator of the fag zone, check out this amazing rant to local politicians regarding closing down businesses.
This veteran went to war for a country and threatens to go to war again if this COVID bullshit continues.
Such an awesome vid.
Be here, you know.
Sheriff Goncia.
I'm telling you guys, you know, at first we sat as concerned citizens that we all wanted to figure out how to best navigate our way through this whole COVID thing.
He's on Joey Gibson's Patriot Prayer USA channel.
It's not quite as dangerous as we thought it'd be.
You know, I was absolutely apologetic in cowardice.
You know, and as you're sitting there with their masks on, I don't blame you for wearing masks because I'd be hiding my face too if I was you for what you're doing.
This is absolutely.
I've never seen this before.
Please don't send me scoops that are months old.
This one, this is different though.
This is like a viral thing that we should use for a video drop.
And he says...
What kind of garbage is that?
Oops, my anarchy symbol.
Then watch that again?
Yes.
What kind of garbage is that?
Oops, my anarchy symbol.
You can't have facial hair and be punk.
It's for young people.
But he also says, could you give a quick shout out for the people in MA to write in DR?
Oh, Dr. Shiva, November 3rd.
Yes.
People in Massachusetts, our boy Dr. Shiva.
So please vote for Dr. Shiva.
We should have him back on the show.
That guy's cool.
We are losing our democracy.
Okay.
Karen's in the wild.
I don't know if you feel the way that I do, but I feel like we're living in an alternate universe here.
That something has happened to the United States of America.
And we're all grasping and trying to hold on to our democracy.
I see what's going on in Texas.
Women were not like this when I was a kid.
No.
What happened to women?
There was like one crazy lady per town.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Being repressed.
This is evil.
This is wrong.
The Republicans have to stop.
I'm terrified.
Listen to me, Republicans.
Listen.
You are the people in history they warned us about.
Wow.
They warned us about people like you.
Pay attention.
We're losing our democracy.
Wake up!
Wake up!
What was that sound at the very, very end?
It was like an eye.
GNR, check out this advertisement in Canada.
What a crock of shit.
Just pots of lies and propaganda because brothers and sisters are not fun.
Vancouver ad urging one child families fuel eco-fascism.
The most loving gift you can give your child first child is to not have another.
It's kind of weird that you chose a black child, right?
For that.
Is that racist or is that pro-black?
What is that?
Yeah, isn't that neo-fascism?
You always talk about Powellboys are a neo-fascist organization.
Isn't it neo-fascist to say we need blacks to stop breeding?
Right.
Like Richard Spencer's right on board with that.
Yeah, one, look at this.
That's enough.
Actually, I think Stone Toss did a comic book about that where he had a guy with a Confederate flag saying, I'm pro-choice, but only for blacks.
And then the left-winger was like, cool.
Right.
It's like Ryan Long's video.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay.
Liam.
Oh, here we go.
Yeah.
Racist misogynist business.
No, what?
No, I'm pro-choice for women of color.
And they're both happy.
Dear Gavin Ryan, someone I know recently went to university, so I had to look on the university's Instagram and found this video.
It's really cringe, and I think a very worrying look on Britain's future men.
No, it's just more Magic the Gathering shit.
They're children.
So lucky I'm not a gamer.
Look at these children playing their little board games and their video games.
Tekken.
They're little kids.
Ever heard of chugging beer faggots?
It's not exactly Animal House, is it?
All right.
I think we should wrap it up.
Last one.
AG and Rihanna.
Great clip from Saturday's speech in Wisconsin at 4120.
4120?
Trump also said this is a very difficult situation.
Talk to our families at 4920.
No.
Hope you're having a spooky day.
And I got better fast.
I got better fast.
I can now jump into the audience and give you all a big kiss, the women and the men.
I'll even kiss the men.
I'll kiss those big, powerful men down there.
I won't love it, but I'll kiss him.
Anyway, so now it's, you know, it's an incredible thing.
At the podium?
I won't love it, but I'll kiss him.
I'll kiss those big, powerful men down there.
I won't love it, but I'll kiss him.
Anyway, so now it's, you know, it's an incredible thing.
But how can you not like this guy?
I don't get it.
Keep showing it.
It's like drinking bourbon.
Yeah, here's the time mark for the difficult situation.
And say, I want to cancel the meeting.
And I met about 48 families.
And, you know, when they come up to you and they're close to you, and then we're tested and all, but you know, there's questions all about everything, right?
There's a fly near the podium.
It's hard to pick up on camera.
There's a very difficult situation.
Oh!
That's clean.
That's a drop.
Yeah, that's a drop.
There's questions all about everything, right?
There's a very difficult situation.
We have someone else sending us a clip of the same thing from Malcolm.
Clip this video of Trump saying we can kiss guys.
And now I'm immune, they tell me.
I'm immune.
I could come down and start kissing everybody.
I'll kiss every guy, man and woman, man and woman.
Look at that guy.
That's his new bit.
He's working it out at a couple clubs.
That was the original, though.
Yeah.
This is from Stephanie.
My first girlfriend was French from Stephanie Chabot.
So I always pronounce it French, but she's Stephanie Lopez.
This is so awesome, dude.
Right, is this Redondo Beach one?
Ricardo Beach.
Cool.
A lot of people showing up.
California.
Southern California.
Dude, there's another email.
This guy's saying, trying not to give you guys homework, but maybe I know you've heard me today.
During the Janesville, Wisconsin Trump rally, Trump says 4445.
4445.
Okay, we're not going to go dig that up, dude.
I am done.
Here we go.
I'm done.
So that woman, Stephanie, has more video footage from the thing.
Looks great.
Yeah.
Trump and Newport Beach.
I know that place.
Yeah, you know, I wouldn't normally suspect it, but parts of Southern California are actually pretty, like Manhattan Beach, pretty red.
Yeah.
Didn't know that.
Till recently.
That's really good to see.
Alright, let's go to the final video.
Let's kill this dying dog.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
What have I done?
That's perfect.
What a perfect ending to a shitty show.
To a shitty show.
Sorry about this.
Tomorrow's going to be way better.
I let you down.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fired.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car.
We don't want to be any worry.
Well, you got caught with a flat world.
How about that?
Well, babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night, it'll all seem all right.
I'll get you a sight.
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