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Oct. 20, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E27 - TRUMP CARD [2020-10-20 - S03E27 - TRUMP CARD]

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	How do we feel about A C D C Love them Hello folks welcome back to Get Off My Lawn This will be a good episode I realized what had happened yesterday.
	I was drinking a lot on Friday and then I woke up hungover and I thought I can't be a bad dad.
	I gotta play with the kids not see us fathers We can't just sit in Netflix all weekend like some people So I had hair on the dog and then that folded into Saturday Sunday so I hadn't paid the piper until Monday and then I paid the piper and so you were seeing a man have a hangover that was accumulated accumulated over three or four days It's rough.
	I woke up today with AIDS and then just went back to bed didn't go to the gym and now I'm normal again Especially with my cup of Joe I watched Dinesh D'Souza's movie Trump card last night and I sent you his number see if you can get him on the line.
	He's doing press for it now and whenever you find him we'll just pop him on.
	All right, cool.
	I'm going to tell him about these shirts.
	You are?
	So if he's offended, that will be annoying.
	It might take away the magic of the interview.
	I wonder how they do.
	Well, the trick to interviews is if you have anything remotely controversial, you save it to the end.
	But you can't put on a shirt halfway through an interview.
	So I'll start out and explain that obviously we love the guy.
	Come on.
	You think we're sitting here going, oh, he's from India.
	Oh, hello, Apu.
	Oh, dude, like, that's sixth grade.
	Today's book is What If by Randall Monroe.
	It was a website where people would say, like, hey, what if you were to like put a drop a T-Rex in that hole from Star Wars?
	It's pretty good.
	I don't know.
	There's some leftiness in there sometimes.
	But what's fun about it is you can just have it next to something.
	Yeah, there's things like, without us, Earth's geology would grind on.
	Winds and rain and blowing sand will dissolve and bury the artifacts of our civilization.
	Human-caused climate change will probably delay the start of the blah, blah, blah.
	You see, he throws in little things like that.
	But the beauty of it is, every day is a different question.
	Like, what if you were to eat plutonium?
	So, you know, you can just pick it up whenever you want.
	It's a good bathroom book.
	I've only read like 30% of it.
	And then he goes, our plastic will become...
	This question is, what will happen like in a million years, in 2 million years, in 10 billion years?
	What will the Earth look like, blah, blah, blah?
	But he says, in a million years from now, our plastic will become shredded and buried, and perhaps some microbes will learn to digest it.
	But in all likelihood, a million years from now, an out-of-place layer of processed hydrocarbons, transported fragments of our shampoo bottles and shampoo bags, will serve as a chemical monument to civilization.
	Millions of years?
	I think plastic takes like 40 years.
	Maybe a thousand if a thick plastic bag.
	But a normal little skinny plastic bag, I think, is like 45 years.
	40, 40, 45?
	45 years.
	Anyway.
	40 years, 45 years.
	All books are written by beta males these days, so you just have to learn to tolerate those things.
	Top story in the world.
	Jeffrey Toobin pulls out his crank and starts cranking it.
	Now, uh...
	No, that's not it, you fucking absolute retard.
	It is right under Jeffrey.
	Got caught way.
	Oh, yeah, that's a mistake on my part.
	Poobie-doopy.
	But show the pic.
	Not safe for work.
	Not safe for work.
	So this isn't it.
	This is fake.
	But I'm kind of mad at the internet.
	Can I see the real thing, please?
	I had a.
	Oh, check out.
	So 1-7.
	OJ Simpson is not impressed.
	He thinks that's really tacky.
	Well, at least he didn't chop some heads off.
	Damn!
	Jeffrey Toobin!
	At least Pee-Wee Herman was in an X-rated movie theater.
	Theater?
	Just say it.
	Can you believe O.J. Simpson is on Twitter?
	What a world we live in.
	I can't believe he's not in prison.
	Like, Charlie Kirk is banned from Twitter.
	OJ Simpson is not.
	That's 2020, folks.
	But look, we do know who he was on with while he was beating off.
	Now, you know our views on masturbation.
	We think it's bad.
	We say you should only ejaculate within a yard of your significant other with her consent.
	So if she's pregnant or menstruating, you can still beat your meat, but she should be there because it's good for your relationship.
	It strengthens the relationship.
	And if you're not in a relationship, it gets you off the couch.
	It gets you talking to gals.
	Porn is for simps.
	But, you know, we all make mistakes.
	We all fall from grace.
	But can you, could you beat off at a meeting?
	No, it's not my thing.
	Unless it was like the women were insanely hot and it was like a three-hour meeting and you're bored out of your mind and super hungover or something.
	I don't really get it.
	Just like the Louis C.K. thing.
	I never got how...
	I get that more.
	yeah, they're younger comedians.
	Yeah, that's like there's girls there, and they're vulnerable, and you're vulnerable, and you're kind of dominating them, and it's like live porn, and they don't have to do anything, so they're more likely to allow it.
	You know, if you said to two girls, hey, can you take your shirts off and start rubbing tits?
	About one in a thousand are going to say sure.
	But just standing there, you'll probably get one in ten.
	That's true.
	That's true.
	Putting yourself out there.
	That's true.
	It seems like they get off on themselves being exposed.
	It's less the woman themselves.
	Some of these people.
	Yeah, it's.
	But look at who he was on with.
	Ooh, a couple of hotties.
	Now, here's a crazy thing.
	I've got a pretty good imagination.
	Obviously, I don't get that.
	And that's your granddad in a wig.
	But this, I can kind of see.
	Really?
	If you're a really depraved pervert and you had a fantasy about her debasing you, because she's a lesbian who hates men, especially white men, right?
	And she's putting her finger up your ass or something while you beat off and she spits on you or something, really.
	I could see that.
	Like, I could kind of see this.
	If you're into submission, then she's your dominatrix.
	And she's this ugly he-man woman.
	Oh, yeah.
	Who like kicks you and stuff.
	And you're like, I'm sorry, mistress.
	I'm so gross that she's the one dominating me.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Like, what does that say about me if she's not?
	That's the only thing I can guess because those other two are out.
	Or maybe he had porn on.
	And I'm open to ideas.
	If you got anything else, let me know.
	So that really did happen, but that's not the real picture.
	Correct.
	Yeah.
	But we, like, I'm kind of mad at the internet for not digging it up.
	Yeah.
	We see everything.
	Remember Fapgate?
	Where we saw all those naked celebrities?
	Oh, the Fappening, yeah.
	The Fappening?
	I saw everything there.
	We just saw a man's head on the street.
	I just saw a pic of a guy's leg on the street.
	Should I show you that?
	I don't know.
	Yeah.
	Okay, you ready?
	This is NSFW.
	It's a guy's leg lying on the road.
	Turn away for the next 30 seconds if you don't want to barf.
	This was sent separately?
	4-8.
	It's the very last link.
	Oh.
	I was going to show it at the end of the show.
	This is going to be the final video?
	I don't know if I'm ready.
	Yeah, you're not good at this kind of stuff.
	I hate this stuff.
	So there he is.
	And there's his leg.
	God.
	That doesn't really bother me.
	I don't know why.
	You know what?
	I didn't look at the car.
	Look at that car.
	Oh, my God.
	So I think he was probably going like 80, and he hit the car so hard that he did a spin, and the glass sort of of the back window chopped his leg off.
	Wow.
	Because of the velocity.
	I didn't watch yesterday's video at all.
	The shooting one?
	What shooting one?
	The dead people.
	Oh, you didn't watch it at all?
	Not even.
	You closed your eyes, you pussy?
	I just looked away.
	I look at the hard drive.
	Well, it's kind of hard to explain.
	This is a lot of the figuring out on this show.
	But if it's like that motorcyclist negligence, I feel nothing.
	Like, I can't see a kid get harmed, not even fictionally.
	Like a character kid in a movie, I have to leave.
	I'll start crying.
	But when it's someone being an asshole, I just think, well, what the fuck?
	It's like when junkies overdose, you just go, you fucked up, dumbass.
	But when someone innocent is, you know, crossing with the light and they get hit by some dick, drunk driver, it's hard to stomach.
	That's how Gary's lovers died.
	We'll find that out in this weekend's episode.
	Both of his ex-lovers died via card and woman.
	Was Gary around?
	No.
	No, it's not one of those.
	What, drunk women killed his gay lovers?
	One of them was drunk.
	The other one was an accident.
	Isn't that weird?
	Yeah.
	That's disturbing.
	One of them got a year.
	So, and then with the head, the beheaded guy, that obviously bothers me, but I can handle it because I think this is good because people can see what radical Islam is like.
	So I'm glad the picture exists.
	Like, you could watch a pedophile being hanged, right?
	Yeah.
	But Max and John being in prison for four years still makes me dry heave.
	Makes me nauseous with anxiety.
	Was that like that with the children thing before you had kids?
	Nope.
	Oh, okay.
	Having kids changes you.
	Check out Benny Johnson's Instagram.
	I don't mean like, you don't have to right now, but before he had a kid, he was a hard-working guy.
	Then he got married.
	Then his wife got pregnant.
	And since then, he's just been fucking grinding, crushing it.
	I've already talked about this.
	How you get rich if you make a baby.
	Oh, other exciting news, folks.
	We finally got the shirts in.
	It happened yesterday after we were done filming.
	And I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation, indivisible, under God, for real.
	See, this is a good one, because it takes a while for people to realize you're fucking with them.
	And, you know, in New York City, you can wear a MAGA hat.
	You better be as ripped as me.
	You better be ready to brawl.
	But if you're not, you know, if you don't want to wear a Klansman uniform in Harlem, like in Die Hard, then you wear these.
	And they're a lot more subtle.
	We hold these truths to be self-evident.
	All men and women are created by, you know, you know, the thing.
	And I think my favorite, those are obviously the hits, right?
	That's satisfaction and sympathy for the devil.
	But this is more of a deep cut.
	And this one I like because it'll take a second.
	When Trump does follow through or doesn't do would follow through, the exact opposite.
	He's just so lost when he's saying that.
	It's just word soup.
	Like, it would be fun to try to figure out what the fuck he's trying to say.
	When Trump does follow through or doesn't do, would follow through.
	So when Trump...
	Trump says he's going to do something and he never follows through.
	But the few times he does follow through, He ends up doing the exact opposite of what he said he was going to do.
	I think that's what he's going for.
	I'm getting to learn to speak Biden.
	So the parentheses, Trump, means he said he, right?
	He didn't just say nothing.
	Okay.
	Because that would be worse.
	When does follow through?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, he did say he.
	That's good.
	And again, I don't like wearing shirts on the show before I've washed them because they seem kind of blousy.
	You can see with the toad, you can see it gains formula.
	These are Haynes beefy tees.
	Very thick.
	Great for winter.
	Very thick cotton.
	So they gain traction.
	But like if you wear this at a bar in a liberal part of town, people will be like, oh, cool.
	Wait a minute.
	You fucking...
	I won't love it, but I'll kiss it.
	We've got a lot of sales.
	I'll kiss the guys, those big men out there.
	It's funny, too, because that's the thing that George Takai did to the Powboys, making them gay.
	And the left tries to do that with Trump with these pictures of him kissing Putin.
	Like, we give a shit.
	He's sitting there on TV saying he's going to kiss guys.
	And you're like, yeah, your hero Trump is a gay.
	Okay.
	That sucks that he married a woman.
	They honestly think we have nightmares about gays.
	Like, they think it's our biggest fear.
	I have dreams about gays.
	I wish I was gay.
	Now, here's a weird thing.
	Are we done, Jeffrey Toobin?
	Oh, yeah.
	That's one other thing I wanted to say.
	Part of me, and this isn't a very popular opinion on the right.
	Part of me is like, okay, he fucked up.
	It's masturbating.
	You know, he wasn't like, you like that, co-workers?
	Yeah, look at my balls.
	Oh, yeah, Jeffrey Toobin is pumping it.
	I'm going to jizz on the camera so it looks like it's melting slime.
	You're a whore.
	You're a whore.
	You're a whore and you want to fuck me.
	Yeah.
	That, okay, that's rich.
	But if he accidentally left his camera on and he was jerking off because you were so boring in a meeting that his mind was wandering, I don't know.
	Like, I'm kind of Roger Stonian when it comes to sex.
	And if someone has an accident and gets filmed jerking it, why is it the number one topic in the world?
	I mean, look at all social media.
	This is everywhere.
	I know.
	I feel like a pussy not stabbing the beast when he's down.
	They stab it with their steely knives.
	But is this really us?
	Janelle.
	Oh, there's somebody doctored this.
	Yeah, I know.
	I think it's the same one.
	Janelle family.
	Should I actually hop on this call since I'm not on this account?
	It's not a problem.
	Wait, let me see it.
	Oh.
	Page will be on.
	I'm sorry, we're on page 12, the second graph from the top.
	Okay.
	Turn your camera off.
	All right.
	So if you look, we're 0.15% higher than 2019.
	We started this quarter off at 2.75%.
	Holy shit.
	You know, somebody on the Reddit said this is fake and they linked another video.
	They should have a fact checker.
	I like how they're talking about a dick coming out like it's an avalanche.
	Look, look, he's jumping away from the computer.
	Wow.
	We can't.
	Oh, hell no.
	Oh, my God.
	Holy shit.
	Yeah, that would be my reaction.
	I would be laughing my head off.
	And then I wouldn't even be mad at Jeffrey Toobin.
	I would just think, you stupid loser.
	Can you believe it?
	Even if he was, if I worked with him, I'd be, I'd go, dude, what the fuck?
	And he'll go, dude, I know.
	It's like Louis C.K. He said, when he did a stand-up, he goes, everyone knows my thing.
	You're so lucky no one knows your thing.
	He goes, Obama knows my thing.
	Oh, that's great.
	Jeffrey Lubin, frankly.
	When the groups returned from their breakout rooms, Toobin lowered the camera.
	The people on the call saw...
	He called back in, seemingly unaware of what his colleagues have been able to see.
	Go back.
	We missed that first part.
	When the groups returned from their breakout rooms, Toobin lowered the camera.
	Oh.
	Touching his penis.
	Oh, so he was caught.
	Yeah, guys, if you're going to...
	Did you not notice that Mark Zuckerberg has sticky tape on his camera on his laptop?
	I would love to film my wife in lingerie having intercourse with me, but I wouldn't risk it being on the cloud.
	Yeah.
	I guess I could buy a digital camera.
	Remember that movie we watched where everybody's info went out?
	And it was that chicks movie where I was like, I feel like that's going to happen.
	I'm like, I don't care.
	Whatever.
	Obviously, I don't care.
	I look like this.
	Well, yeah, it's sort of like the word racism, right?
	It used to be an insult.
	Now it's just like it means a person that doesn't take me seriously.
	That's what racist is.
	A white supremacist is someone who doesn't take a far-left activist seriously and thinks that person is nuts.
	And you are nuts.
	So I guess we're all racist now?
	Look at 27.
	The mental illness is impossible to ignore these days.
	Hi, I want to show you what I got as a gift called a damn it doll.
	This is what women would do if they had power.
	If they were giants, this is how they would treat us.
	They'd pick us up by the legs and smash us like something in a Jurassic Park.
	Called a damn it doll.
	There's a funny tweet about this trend 2-8.
	I saw one where they did a symphony of all four of these car girls together.
	I couldn't find it, though.
	I have that.
	I think that's funny.
	And I was thinking about, you know the one in the middle?
	No, sorry, the top with the page boy cut?
	She's mad about Ruth Bader Ginsburg dying.
	And so you care about feminism and women's rights.
	Okay, but you don't care about sexism and Islam.
	Or you don't care About these women with welfare who have had the family shattered.
	You have these single moms who are essentially slaves to welfare.
	The only subject you seem to care about is Americans' abortions, which to me leads you to the inevitable conclusion that these girls are screaming about Ruth Betty Ginsburg in her car because she wants to be able to fucking get knocked up and kill the baby.
	Which is like screaming because you want to be a dumb slut.
	That's feminism now?
	This thing?
	Oh, you found it.
	I hadn't seen that bottom right one or the top left one.
	Losing our democracy is winning.
	It's like a little turtle race or something.
	Oh.
	Losing our democracy is killing them.
	Yeah.
	I'm not even sure who's second.
	Even with the color, like, visually stands out.
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah, she's the boss.
	I mean, we could go on for days with these.
	What's 3-1?
	I think it's more of that.
	Holy fucking shit, you guys!
	I'm driving you, Carl, but I just got a notification that Ruth Bader gets her dumb!
	Don't have your notifications on.
	This is ancient Chinese secret, but they had some others.
	She just wants to be a dumb slut.
	This one turns me on, by the way.
	I love her mouth.
	I don't hate the Stephen King 1980s cut.
	I hate her hair, dude.
	But I like when mouths do that Joker thing.
	Oh, that natural, like, yeah, little smiley thing.
	And I like her big teeth.
	The alternative is a fucking fascist!
	A fascist is a fascist!
	Maybe we can have the battle.
	Tim Heidecker said that yesterday too, did Nick Fuentez?
	You're supporting a tyrant.
	Yeah.
	A tyrant?
	What's like, that's such a high school thing to say, a tyrant.
	That's enough.
	Okay, here's a weird thing.
	We like to keep the beginning of the show light, right?
	We want to ease you into it with appetizers, slowly bring you over.
	But that means we talk about celebrities.
	And I hate celebrity culture, and I don't give a shit about celebrities, but I find that the show is best when we include celebrities' opinions of things.
	And I remember talking to the dude, Nick Gillespie, at Reason, and he goes, I really want to just do what matters and focus on real culture.
	And I go, what do you mean?
	He goes, like, Britney Spears and TMZ and gossip.
	And I go, that's more important than, and he goes, okay, do you know who Shirley Temple is?
	Yeah, she's the good ship lollipop chick.
	And he goes, who was the Speaker of the House in 1930?
	And I'm like, I wouldn't know.
	That would, no, I've never known.
	I have never known who that is.
	And I thought it was a good point.
	So for some reason, politics is downstream from the culture.
	It's our own little monarchy.
	These are our kings and queens and dukes and princesses.
	So Christy Alley's in shit.
	I was listening to Stern this morning on the way in, and it was just like, God, he's so mad at her.
	And they're both so petty, too.
	High school shit.
	Talking about how she's fat.
	And then Robin goes, yeah, and I like how she was going to own it.
	She did that show Fat Actress.
	And then she said, no, no, I'm not going to own it.
	And then she had to lose wage, started working for Jenny Craig.
	She's such a fat bitch.
	Like, I think Robin is 60 years old.
	And you're calling someone a big fatso.
	And Robin is not exactly Miss Hourglass.
	No, doesn't she put coffee up her butt?
	She's a three, two?
	Especially now.
	Her dad married her mom and was quoted as saying, this is the ugliest woman I've ever dated.
	Wow.
	About her mom.
	He molested her.
	But she grew up hating white people because one friend ignored her when they were at a party when she was 12.
	And then she became obsessed with Muhammad Ali.
	I don't know.
	Her book's really interesting, really weird.
	Anyway, yeah, so what did she say?
	She's voting for President Trump again.
	Hi, I'm Ralphiaversa, and here's one of the stories we're following on Entertain the Production.
	Really following this?
	I'm wondering if you're going because he's not a politician.
	Look at that, Judd Appetow.
	Shelly Long was way funnier than you.
	You know that show you were on 30 years ago?
	The other chick that was on before you was way funnier.
	Bitch.
	What followed pretty quickly was the response.
	Patricia Arquette said her Biden vote would cancel out Allie's, and Judd Appetow dropped a Shelly Long reference.
	Long's departure from Cheers cleared the way for Allie.
	So hot on that show.
	And then she's kind of too handsome for me.
	Yeah.
	A huge, strong chin, a Germanic, kind of dominant face.
	I like Cuter more.
	But that didn't stop her from calling one dissenter, Dumbelina.
	It also didn't stop her.
	How dare she retaliate.
	They used to want an autograph, now they want a picture, and it's not called interacting.
	It's someone's asking you questions and you're answering them.
	So I love the idea of Twitter because I could actually, even if it's just mundane things, I would go like, what are you eating?
	Ellie also said that Twitter has allowed her to vocalize her politics more.
	Whether that's a good or bad thing probably depends on who you're asking.
	Those people with those 8x10s, they sell them on eBay.
	What a lame thing to do.
	MLB at spring training, at the Mets, spring training, the adults are always complaining.
	We bring all balls here and they won't fucking pay any attention to us.
	I'm done with the Mets.
	I'm done with them.
	Meanwhile, my son has a dozen signed balls.
	They just don't like adults because they know they're selling it on eBay.
	Kids put them.
	My son has a whole case.
	Although I fucking caught him playing baseball with some of the balls we got in spring training.
	Not signed ones, but ones that we, fouls We caught or something.
	I go, dude, I'll buy you baseballs.
	Don't get high in our own supply.
	And he goes, I could sell one of these for 800 bucks.
	If you do, I'll kill you.
	Why am I going to spring training with you if you're becoming one of those old eBay people?
	And I remember being with like David Cross.
	I like to name drop him every episode.
	And there's all these people signing.
	They have his 8x10.
	He's happily signing them.
	I go, dude, those aren't fans.
	Those are people who are selling them.
	It's a stupid business.
	And what in the fuck is an autograph?
	I get boys collecting them.
	I get boys collecting baseballs.
	That makes sense to me.
	But an adult?
	Hey, I was near Eric Estrada for 40 seconds.
	Look, what a reference.
	Here's a picture.
	No, not even a picture.
	Here's him writing his name.
	And you go, so you guys were friends?
	No.
	I was just near him for four seconds.
	Yeah, but I would say 10 million people have been near him for four seconds.
	I mean, he's ridden the subway.
	He's been in crowds.
	What's your point?
	Same with the fucking selfies.
	Every time I do one, anytime I go to anything remotely conservative, I got to do selfies.
	And I always say to him, what are you going to do with this?
	And they go, put it on Facebook.
	And what does it mean on Facebook?
	I stood next to Gavin.
	Okay.
	So?
	I gave those up.
	I remember giving those up at Compound.
	I was like, I'm just going to not.
	Yeah, you were one of these people.
	Yeah.
	And what would you do with them?
	Nothing.
	Just post them on my story.
	Not even post them.
	Post them.
	I stood next to a guy.
	What do you think?
	One time I was at a bar.
	Sorry, I mentioned my nose so much.
	My mustache is going into it.
	I was at a bar and I was feeling brave because I was with my Indian brother-in-law who's approximately nine feet tall and built like a brick shithouse.
	And this guy's puts his helmet on the bar, which is irritating.
	Put it on the ground or somewhere else.
	You're taking up bar space and you have a motorcycle.
	Cool.
	And then he goes, check this out.
	I don't know him.
	And he shows me a picture of him.
	He's in the front row at a Rolling Stones concert.
	And Mick Jagger is as close as you are to me right now.
	Wow.
	That's actually kind of impressive.
	What?
	It doesn't mean anything, but that's...
	That's impressive?
	What's impressive about it?
	Carcut tickets.
	No, it was standing.
	I could tell by the hands.
	And I just looked and I went, you're fucking boring.
	You're boring.
	That's what you are.
	You bore people.
	And I was thinking the other day, that's my only beef with people is boring.
	You can be anything outside of pedophile.
	But I'm up for anything.
	But boring, I can't take it.
	Sorry.
	I don't have enough time to sit here and be bored.
	Talk about the weather or the fact that you were near Mick Jagger.
	What?
	I know a girl who was dating Mick Jagger and he fell asleep in her cunt.
	Now that's interesting.
	While he was eating her out, just...
	I mean, must be 75.
	Probably feels good.
	Probably vibrates the bean.
	Vibrates the bean.
	Hi, welcome back where Vibrates the Bean.
	This is our first show at Mercury Lounge.
	Just gonna send it!
	Look at 1-4.
	What did she say?
	I love how totally mild politics are the most controversial thing.
	I'm really tired of career politicians.
	Who the fuck isn't?
	I'm tired of paying people to do nothing, and they take way too long to do it.
	That's so middle-of-the-road normal.
	It's not conservative.
	And that's a really good part of Dinesh D'Souza's movie, by the way.
	Because he breaks down all of Hunter's crimes.
	Have you got a hold of him yet?
	We don't.
	Okay, well, get on that because it makes me look unprofessional.
	Also, 50 Cent.
	I mean, it makes for a good show.
	He's a famous rapper.
	But does anyone give a shit what 50 Cent thinks about anything?
	Can he read?
	He's a thug from East New York, the most dangerous place on earth.
	There's more than a murder a day.
	I think we're up to 500 this year in East New York.
	But this is newsworthy and this is relevant because the Dems need the black vote.
	Without it, they're nothing.
	Is he eating a piece of poo there?
	I don't believe so.
	I don't even look at the picture, but I'm going to guess no.
	So that's relevant because it makes the Dems unhappy.
	So much of the news and of stuff that we care about is because it makes the liberals go insane.
	Likes, they're not already insane enough.
	Why do we keep making these people crazier and crazier?
	I can't resist.
	I'm sorry.
	This makes you scream.
	I can't not do it.
	It's a Scottish thing.
	We find out what your phobias are, what your fears are, and then we dig in the penknife and we twist and twist.
	I think this background's getting too cluttered.
	The button?
	Yeah, the button should be on the desk, no?
	Yeah, and the Melania, two mugs.
	All right.
	I like what Ben Shapiro said about Kanye when Kanye came out.
	He said, yeah, it seems good, but live by the Kanye, die by the Kanye.
	And who knows what he's going to say next.
	Right, Trump?
	Oh, no.
	Huge, huge mistake.
	Oh, huge mistake back in Kanye.
	I can't believe Kanye cannot run for president because he arrived late.
	He submitted his whatever you call it, late.
	He missed the deadline to become president of the United States.
	Did you see in Biden's town hall, there was a black guy who couldn't ask his question because he was stuck in traffic?
	Oh.
	Oh, you mean late?
	So the moderator read it for him, and I think they showed a picture of him or something.
	How stupid is that?
	Also in celebrity news, the happy days are having a reunion.
	And the cast is all going to get together.
	Not Scott Bayo.
	He's not invited.
	See, they do this thing where they say, we're meeting for democracy.
	Hold on with that.
	And we want to promote democracy, democracy now.
	But they don't mean that.
	They mean vote for the left.
	So Scott Bayo's not invited to this.
	It's got nothing to do with democracy.
	It's got to do with promoting Biden or thwarting Trump.
	But they did this before with Obama.
	It's one of the queerest things in the world.
	Let's go there now.
	Sorry, guys, but Happy Days was about family values, wholesomeness.
	Guys who aren't bald.
	Wow.
	Oh, no, no.
	Sure, Fons.
	Hey, how did your date go with the Rodriguez twins?
	Sure, please.
	Ah, gee, Fons.
	I sure hope our country gets itself back on track.
	You know, I'd say some eight years ago, I thought to myself, okay, we got these presidents of the United States.
	She was pretty Italian.
	We should give him a shot.
	Was I rude?
	I was so rude.
	You were wrong, Fons?
	Okay, that's the word.
	But see, now we can.
	You think they got the same jacket?
	It looks like you're it.
	You want a double take?
	My friend Janet Patowski.
	She's got this girlfriend.
	Yeah, or it's in a museum.
	Or does he and do you think he ever fucks his wife as the Fons?
	Hell yeah.
	Really?
	On her request.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, he doesn't want to do that.
	No, it's humiliating.
	But, you know, men will do anything to get laid.
	Alaska.
	You mean the girl who shoots moose?
	Wait a minute.
	Shoots moose?
	I thought she said she was loose.
	Whoa.
	She's making vagina jokes about Sarah Palin now?
	Yikes.
	And then look.
	And vote with your heart, your mind, and with courage and vision.
	That's all hands.
	You think when Fonzie votes and like the machine doesn't work, he just knocks it with his elbow?
	Up your nose with a rubber hose.
	Oh, that's uh, that's the sweat hogs.
	Yeah, that's uh Travolta.
	So much of that 80s, the 1980s, 50s revival was Jewish people basically being sambos of Italians.
	Hey, I'm Italian.
	What the fuck?
	You know, this is one of the oldest sambos.
	Now, I want to take this away from my desk and give it to you, but you have to understand bobbleheads are the most fragile things on God's green earth.
	True.
	More than waterford crystal, more than Fabergé eggs.
	If you let a pencil fall on this, it will chip.
	I won't.
	I don't know why.
	Why do they design these things to be so fragile?
	I don't have a bobblehead that isn't broken.
	Yeah, true.
	It's just a spring and two pieces of...
	But it's this really fragile ceramic.
	Maybe that has to be ceramic in order for it to bobble?
	It's like holding a baby.
	One of the Otis holdings.
	It would have been the best thing if it just dropped and shattered.
	I would have broke it on purpose if it was anything like Trump.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Speaking of reunions, the Avengers are getting together to support Biden.
	Isn't that cool?
	So much cool shit going on on the Biden side.
	We will have Don Cheadle, Chris Evans.
	Chris Evans, by the way, who is such a pussy.
	You know that Jewish girl who had the Netflix special with the gigantic schnaz?
	And there was no jokes in it.
	It was all just about her grandmother telling her she's beautiful and how she feels awkward and she's sort of horny sometimes.
	It's terrible.
	I forget her name, Julianne.
	It's part of affirmative action in comedy.
	Jenny Slate.
	Yeah, that sounds right.
	Let me see her.
	Yeah, they split a while ago.
	Yes.
	So I heard through the grapevine that she dumped him because he was too much of a pussy.
	Now, this is a lefty in Hollywood.
	Oh, by the way, in Dinesh's movie, they explain why Hollywood is so radical and weird.
	Because a lot of these people were gay or ostracized or too weak or bullied.
	So they go to LA, they get into acting in Hollywood, and then they can be the bullies and they can get revenge.
	So they call it revenge of the hurt.
	So Chris Evans was probably this pussy drama club kid.
	And he goes there, an ugly Jewish girl gets Captain America, but she still wants to be banged.
	And he's just not doing it.
	He probably won't even let her blow him because he feels like it's sexist.
	And so she dumped Captain America for being a pussy.
	But I love how they all think that this is cool to anyone over the age of 13.
	Scarlett Johansson, Paul Rudd, Paul Dudd, Zoe Seldana.
	Who is she again?
	Was she the one in Guardians of the Galaxy that was green?
	Green Lady.
	And then my favorite pussy of all time, outside of my wife's, Mark Ruffalo.
	Someone said, do you want to go down on your wife or lick Mark Ruffalo?
	I'd be like, how long do I have to make a decision?
	Mark Ruffalo.
	Remember that?
	Amazing.
	It'll be so hard to find, but they were in front of Trump Tower.
	I think it was Julia Roberts and like Tim Robinson and Mark Ruffalo.
	And they were singing spiritual songs of unit with their little hats on, their little scarves.
	And they had candles.
	I think that's it.
	Oh, really?
	And they were singing like Give Peace a Chance or Amazing Grace.
	And Mark Ruffalo's face, you can tell when you look into his eyes that there's absolutely nothing there.
	Nothing.
	Like, I bet if you went up to Mark Ruffalo with a cat toy, like a long little wire with a thing on the end and you're like, hi, Mark, he would follow it wherever you want.
	You could lead him onto the highway.
	Yeah, it was those two.
	Have they taken it down because it exceeded all gayness?
	There's too much cringe on the internet.
	It broke the internet.
	It was so cringe.
	Why wouldn't you look up videos?
	There it is.
	Oh, I'm so glad you found it.
	Let's see here.
	Hey, I'm heading outside of Trump Tower.
	He's been a leader for a long time now.
	People trying to make this country a little bit more.
	You too, buddy.
	Thank you.
	Thank you for the visitors.
	I like Kibble.
	Thanks for watching, man.
	For years of your service.
	And what?
	Wow.
	He's a war event now.
	The culture war.
	He gets a purple heart.
	Dude, I almost thanked a doorman for his service because it looks like a naval dress uniform.
	We're going to walk the next three blocks down to walk three entire blocks?
	We can, so he can hear us.
	We want him to hear us.
	We want him to know that in a minute.
	Oh my god.
	He's Martin Short in half wits.
	My teeth and everything.
	Trying to get through high school.
	I have certain goals in my life that I am determined to achieve.
	I would like to be a brain surgeon.
	I haven't quite graduated high school.
	That's who he is.
	What are you doing?
	Why wouldn't you be in videos?
	We've seen it so many times in the show.
	We've literally watched it about seven.
	We're not watching the whole thing.
	Just go right to him.
	What exactly?
	I don't have time for that.
	4-3.
	There.
	That's.
	There he is.
	That's Mark Ruffalo.
	Mark Ruffalo is at a candlelight vigil.
	Listen to the question, people.
	I'm looking for articles of clothing.
	That answer was incorrect.
	Blanche Rain.
	Okay, that's enough.
	Wait, no, go back to when he's talking to him.
	So people can see the way he talks.
	No, no, it's forward, forward.
	It's after Blanche, obviously.
	Goes right to left.
	There we go.
	Left, right.
	Right.
	Oh, Alex.
	Postgraduate work?
	No, high school.
	I'm having some degree of difficulty getting through high school.
	I see.
	Well, good to have you.
	I'm sure you will, Lawrence.
	Because I have certain goals in life I feel compelled to complete.
	His eyes and his teeth and everything.
	Yeah.
	I'm heading outside a Trump Tower.
	I don't know about you, but...
	Wow.
	All this Nazi stuff.
	Oh, my God.
	All this Nazi stuff.
	He's a cat.
	A cat and Martin Lawrence.
	Martin Short, whatever his name is, the character.
	Had a baby.
	You too, buddy.
	Thank you, man.
	Thank you for your service.
	And sacrifice.
	Service and sacrifice.
	But you got, I want to see the thing where he's singing.
	Because his face, when the person's singing, he's just like, those are sounds.
	I like it.
	I like the sounds.
	Let's see here.
	Mark Ruffalo, Trump Tower song, Candlelight.
	If I was him and I was his publicist, I would spend $100,000 on lawyers erasing it from the internet.
	I would actually just say, Mark, you got to get off fucking social media, dude.
	You're not the Hulk.
	You're embarrassing us.
	You're never going to get a job.
	A multicultural country.
	You.
	We all come from someplace else.
	We are all colors.
	We are America.
	Yeah, he looks like his gowns.
	Look, their candlelights are electric too.
	The candles are the IKEA ones that are...
	You turn on, they're jiggling around in there.
	How long are you going to say this for, Mark?
	We hate the KKK!
	He hate the KKK!
	Yeah, I haven't seen this before.
	A life of American that was killed by a Nazi on American soil.
	Let's say her name so Donald Trump can hear what's happened here.
	He's allowed these people.
	He's allowed fascists.
	Ezra sums this up.
	He goes, these people see themselves in movies saying something profound and they think they're profound.
	So then they start talking and garbage comes out.
	And they're like, wait.
	Yeah, you need a script to be profound.
	You need a writer, dumbass.
	Wow.
	So you don't have the song, though?
	Oh, that looks like it.
	This one?
	Yeah.
	No, it's different.
	Oh, man, I want to see that singing.
	We hate the KKK in Manhattan, in Midtown.
	They are telling each other how much they hate the fucking KKK.
	Like, why don't you hate something that exists in your world?
	I'm sure there's a rapist somewhere.
	I'm sure there's a pedophile in your circle of friends somewhere.
	A KKK member is never going to cross your path in any way, shape, or form.
	I promise you.
	You will never ever meet anyone from the KKK.
	What are you looking up there?
	Trying to find some singing here.
	Just to look at the longest video.
	Yeah, I think Olivia Wilde is singing a song.
	You know what Mark Buffalo did?
	I've told this to you before, but maybe you don't watch every episode.
	I used to have a place upstate in Eldred, New York, just on the border of Pennsylvania.
	And there's a lot of fracking going on there.
	Fracking is safe.
	It's not a thing.
	There's been one or two accidents.
	Sorry.
	We got 80% of our natural gas from fracking.
	And it's ethical gas.
	It's not from the Middle East.
	No pedophiles, no women hanged, no throwing gays off buildings.
	It's from here.
	So it's good.
	And we're more energy independent.
	I thought that's what you wanted.
	But there is a snowball's chance in hell there'll be an accident and infect the water table.
	Because Mark lives there, he was my neighbor, not my neighbor neighbor, but that vicinity.
	He doesn't like the idea of his beautiful vacation home being sullied with that kind of shit.
	So he lobbied hard, used his celebrity, used his everything to have that banned.
	Now, there are zero jobs up there.
	You should see the soil.
	There's no farming, nothing.
	It's this weird part.
	I guess it's the end of like the glaciers where all the rocks piled up.
	If I was digging a hole for a tree sometimes, I would bring a pickaxe and nothing else.
	I would go down, pick out all the rocks, put the tree in there, then put the rocks back and see what little soil I could accrue, water the shit out of it for four weeks, hoping the roots would take.
	So it's never had jobs.
	It's a very impoverished area.
	That's why I moved there because I'm cheap and I could have a mansion for nothing.
	So the kids, all the young men there would have loved to work at a fracking mine.
	They would have loved to get involved in gas.
	They'd love to be employed.
	But they didn't.
	So where do they go?
	To Afghanistan.
	Now, I'm not saying being a Marine is bad and what a horrible thing it is to go serve your country.
	It's obviously the bravest thing you can do.
	But I just think it's interesting that this peacenick gave the locals no choice but to go to war.
	My neighbor across the way, his son had been to Afghanistan like three times and he was probably 20.
	Again, there's nothing wrong with going to Afghanistan, but let's leave people options, okay?
	You shouldn't have to go to Afghanistan.
	We don't have the draft anymore.
	But we do if you live near Mark Ruffalo, the vapid animal.
	You got them singing yet?
	I have them versus a Trump protester.
	This is right after he was elected.
	Oh, there he is.
	Look at his face.
	He's Martin.
	Lauren.
	Jennifer Justice!
	This is one of the most embarrassing things in the universe.
	The eye-opening.
	It's brutal.
	Trump is not America.
	Trump is not America.
	We love America.
	We love America.
	So do we.
	That was so good, Olivia Wilde.
	Didn't she do a great job?
	Yeah.
	That was really, really impressive.
	I'm so proud of her.
	Holy shit.
	Imagine a world where Michael Moore was the coolest, smartest, most together person at your little fucking parade.
	He was the least cringe person there.
	Also in the news, Jordan Peterson is back.
	He's been gone for about a year.
	Just in time for the election.
	As some of you may know, but others will not.
	I'm a bond of it.
	It's been a long while since I put up any new bond.
	Dude, you're a mustache.
	You have a perfect face for a mustache.
	I've been suffering from impaired health, severely impaired health, as a consequence of benzodiazepine use for anxiety or more accurately from a combination of using that medication and then ceasing its use once I realized it was dangerous.
	That's put me in and out of hospitals.
	What are benzos?
	For much of the next year in Connecticut, in the United States, in Toronto, in Canada, in Moscow, in Russia, and in Belgrade, Serbia.
	As my family searched for specialists who could aid me in the severe post-use withdrawal and neurological damage-related consequences of both the benzodiazepine use and its cessation.
	I wonder if it's like heroin.
	I mean, the withdrawals.
	The withdrawals for heroin are 10 days of your skin on fire.
	People die of it.
	I thought the come down from benzos is like depression and then you kind of like a wave of depression and stuff like that.
	Yeah, but it's physically painful too because your body stops releasing endorphins because you do it synthetically, so they don't need to.
	You always feel good at all times.
	So then when you stop, you're basically covered in third-degree burns.
	So he's part of this opioid epidemic.
	It's lucky he lived through it.
	Insomnia, anxiety, poor concentration, loss of sex drive, depression, mood swings.
	Am I a dick?
	I'm sorry to be so contrarian today and to be defending Jeffrey Toobin, but like you're a father, dude.
	You're an important figure.
	Can you not?
	What about you, Gavin?
	You're drunk all the time, fucking Pebbleder.
	Yeah, that's not great, but in Scotland, drinking a lot is pretty normal.
	It's basically my genetic heritage.
	I'm not...
	My kids have never seen me drunk.
	You always get stuff done, too.
	It's like you go boxing, you wake up earlier than I do, and I don't drink, really.
	It's pretty impressive.
	Yeah, and I'm never slurring.
	Like, I could drink half a bottle of bourbon, and I'll either be normal, normal, normal, and then fall asleep.
	Anyway, does he got anything else to say?
	I love that blazer.
	That's good.
	Some things during that trying time, I suppose, or at least I can tell you what kept me going during what was certainly the worst period of my life.
	Let me guess, your room was messy.
	Family, that's for sure.
	Friends, and the work I was able to continue doing, as I was able to continue writing, something that I'll talk about probably within the next month.
	My family, my wife, Tammy, my son, Julian, and his wife, Jillian, and my daughter, Michaela, and her husband, Arnold.
	My daughter, the fucking smoke show.
	Value to me and provided me with tremendous support during this period.
	Michaela and Andre.
	Okay, boring, we get the idea.
	Is he still in Russia?
	I don't know.
	No, I heard some gossip about him that may or may not be true.
	There's like this cabal of Texas billionaires that love Trump and they want to fund people who will red pill young people and get them, you know, anti-government and stop this wave of liberalism.
	I'm not part of the club because I'm too controversial, but if you don't swear and you're not wasted and you're a good Christian, they'll throw like $100 million at you.
	So I've heard through the grapevine that he has, he is fucking loaded.
	Maybe that's what got him to be a drug addict.
	Some people can't handle money.
	Like they can't handle the notion of money.
	I'm cheap, so I just put it all away in the bank.
	But someone like Hunter Biden is like, I got, I'm making fucking $30 million a year.
	I got to go in a plane.
	And then you're taking a private jet somewhere, and then all these hot chicks want to go with you.
	You're like, come on in.
	And then they have Coke, and you're like, let's do Coke and crack.
	I mean, why not?
	He has all these no-show jobs.
	Only has to pop in like twice a week.
	You got nothing but time, nothing but money.
	Eventually, a rail goes to crack, goes to mess, and two girlfriends goes to prostitutes, goes to orgies, and then you're just fucking wrecked.
	You know why rich people become drug addicts?
	Because they can.
	Keith Richards seemed to work it out all, okay?
	All right.
	Also in the news, Chadwick Moore, our own Chadwick Moore, did this really cool video that I...
	It never really occurred to me before he did this.
	That gay Inc.
	has one political side.
	All the rainbow coalitions, and he talks about like 50 of them, they're all anti-Trump.
	So, and that's not true of gays.
	I'm sure it's true of most gays, probably 80%, but there's still the 20% who aren't getting represented.
	And what they're really doing is using gays and homophobia and equality to push their political agenda.
	It's pretty long, but he's pretty good.
	See if you can imitate him.
	It doesn't sound very gay in it.
	I'm a journalist in New York City, and I'm outspoken.
	Some people call it Big Gay, Gay Inc., the LGBT military industrial complex.
	LGBT military industrial complex.
	It's a network of hundreds of LGBT nonprofit organizations that take in and spend hundreds of millions of dollars.
	Did you say he's gay?
	No, I said that was good.
	Yeah, I think he might be gay.
	That's a teleports.
	You probably heard pro-gay MAGA ads.
	They're often gays.
	Human rights campaign, Lambda legal.
	He's not straight splendid right now.
	I've never heard of most others.
	One thing they have to do is...
	That would be funny, though, if he wasn't gay, like if it was me.
	Yeah.
	Weird.
	Well, I did that joke when I was talking about giving birth and how it's not that painful.
	I always wanted to do that as a sketch, though.
	It's talking about the birthing process, and it's four women who have given birth many times, talking about contractions and everything, and dilation and all that.
	And then it's me who's read a lot about it.
	And I would just be going, it's not that bad.
	Once you get through the first hour and you breathe, it's really important to breathe, learn to breathe.
	And they'd all just be sitting there staring over it.
	And it's not that bad.
	It's kind of like a needle pinch.
	Yeah.
	I did that once as a Rebel sketch.
	And then there's all these people commenting going, yeah, it's not as bad as gallstones, kidney stones.
	I'm like, I was kidding.
	Wait, go to the end, though.
	There's an interesting thing about human rights now or whatever.
	Across the country, working class people, small business owners, and others who've gone through life without privilege saw themselves in Hillary's basket of deplorables.
	Do you remember where Clinton was at that tuxedoed affair in which she felt comfortable insulting tens of millions of American voters, suggesting that they were somehow unworthy as the crowd laughed and cheered?
	It was at a fundraiser for the human rights campaign.
	That's it.
	My name is Chabik Moore.
	I'm a gay American, and I'm outspoken.
	Cool.
	What a great little button at the end, right?
	Yeah.
	He also talks about how much money they raise.
	And I see that bumper sticker everywhere.
	Human rights.
	If you're concerned about human rights, you must be Googling Syria every 10 minutes.
	All right.
	Have we got Dinesh?
	We don't have him yet, do we?
	Okay.
	I got to barf out a few more news items before that because we're going to do live tomorrow night.
	And you know we never get anything done on the live shows.
	And then we're going to live stream the election debate.
	So let's just whip through these.
	Kamala is childless.
	I never thought about that.
	She has stepkids, but she's not a mom.
	She's never given birth, never trust a politician who doesn't have children.
	They have no ties to the future, and they will form, and future they will form, and having none of their own, will have no concern for the consequences that it deals out to America's children.
	Looking at you, Kamala.
	And this is so true of Merkel.
	She ruined Germany, let open the borders, said, come on in, I don't care what happens to my country because she's not a mom.
	I gotta love shit for saying that I'm Fox.
	You should be Christian and you should have a family, a real family, if you're running for president.
	You could be divorced, but you should have a family with biological kids that are your own.
	I mean, I'm not against someone who adopted a kid at a very young age.
	You know what I'm saying.
	And you'll notice Kamala Harris also comes from a broken family where her father ignored her.
	Veritas, obviously, is on fire.
	That's 2-4.
	They caught Google doing what we all know.
	I mean, it's almost a waste of time to show Veritas stuff on this show because it's just him providing evidence for things that we've been saying forever.
	And it's like all negative.
	And when you type in Joe Biden, it's all positive.
	Because skewed by the voters or the drivers of the outbreak.
	It's skewed by the 100 drivers of the outbreak.
	I wonder if the white guy is like...
	Are we being recorded right now?
	Just eating?
	It seems like they favor the Democrats.
	Because we are in the middle of the company.
	This guy, Ritesh Lakar, technical program manager at Google, is telling our journalists the truth about the company he has worked at for years.
	With the presidential election just days away, he is calling out his own friends in big tech.
	I disagree with situation playing and taking away freedom of speech on both sides.
	So I'm like, you were playing selective government.
	Like, if it was fraud, it doesn't matter.
	But for Trump, Donald Trump believes.
	And on the other side, Trump says something, misinformation, you are going to believe that because it's illegal under whatever pretext.
	And if it ever was.
	Okay, that's enough of that.
	That brings us to Trump, we are really living in an age of misinformation.
	It's pretty fucking nuts.
	Like this Exxon quote.
	So he's talking about corruption, right?
	And he says, you know, if I was a corrupt president, if I was one of these corrupt politicians, I could say to say Exxon.
	I could say, hey, if you donate $25 million to my campaign, we could make it easier for you to get this permit to do this and that.
	They cut out the beginning.
	And this journalist at Vox just puts the ending part, cuts out the if I were a shitty corrupt president part and just shows the end.
	It is a disaster.
	The New York Post, one of the oldest papers in America, maybe the world, Charlie Kirk, again, just like Chris Dialli, totally mainstream conservative, both have had their Twitter accounts locked three weeks before the election.
	Or are we down to two weeks now?
	I think it's two weeks.
	And then we have this misinformation.
	Go back to 3-2.
	So then he goes, oh, I deleted this because the quote reads too much like something Trump actually said.
	This is after it got 5 million views when he was talking about a hypothetical.
	I thought the I'll use a company line nodded to that context, but it's apparent.
	Bull fucking shit, Aaron Rupar, you stupid lying sack of shit.
	I called the head of Exxon.
	I'll use a company.
	Hey, how?
	How are you doing?
	How's energy coming?
	When you're doing the exploration, oh, you need a couple permits, huh?
	But I call the head of Exxon.
	I say, you know, it sounds like he already did that, actually.
	It sounds like he's saying something that he does regularly.
	This is disinformation.
	And AOC promoted it.
	Go to 3-4.
	And what are they saying about the hot?
	They're saying the Hunter Biden thing.
	They're like, it's part of a Russian disinformation campaign.
	And I saw Dinesh ask this.
	He goes, okay, what exactly is the disinformation campaign?
	Is it Hunter's laptop?
	Are the emails fake?
	They're not saying exactly what.
	They just go, oh, it's disinformation.
	It's not a thing.
	No, we can see him say that he has to give half his money to his dad.
	We see, and they cover this beautifully in Trump card.
	We see his brother with no experience in construction, get a gig in Iraq to build skyrises to become the Donald Trump of Iraq overnight.
	What's the disinformation?
	Tell me, did that not happen?
	I was going to ask Dinesh, do you feel bad that you made this and then all this other shit comes out?
	Because that's why I stopped writing my book.
	It was like writing about World War II in 1943.
	Just like, but he manages to get all that in.
	So all the laptop does now is vindicate him and show it's just more proof.
	Let's show the, because he starts out the movie talking about Venezuela.
	And go to 4-4.
	This is typical.
	Venezuela has tons of oil.
	It should be one of the richest nations in the world.
	And what do they got now?
	They've got a barge that's about to sink and spill 55 million gallons of oil onto the shores of Trinidad and Tobago.
	That picture is a perfect example.
	That abandoned, sinking oil tanker is a perfect example of what socialism is.
	Look at it.
	The locals are like, we're watching an accident in slow motion.
	And he uses Venezuela to start talking about the dangers of socialism.
	Did you know Venezuela has their own Antifa who does their own violence?
	And in Chile right now, their Antifa are burning down churches, like all the churches.
	But see if you can dig up the Trump card trailer.
	Have we played that yet?
	Am I stupid?
	A Tampa Bay pastor has been arrested for violating coronavirus social distancing rules.
	We will shut you down.
	We will arrest you.
	And we will take you to...
	Doesn't she look exactly like a porcupine?
	Oh, wow.
	That's kind of cute.
	I hope she doesn't start rooting around my garbage.
	Like, say she lost her watch.
	She came over to my house and she accidentally maybe dropped like a gold, a fake tooth.
	Maybe she has like dentures and she dropped them in the garbage by accident.
	Oh, God, that's dangerous.
	Yeah.
	And then she's going through my garbage to find her dentures.
	I might accidentally come out with a broom and start hitting her.
	Sure.
	Then she'd go, Gavin, what are you doing?
	I go, oh, my God, I am so sorry.
	I knew something was up when you were wearing clothes.
	Yeah, that is weird.
	And then she'd go, porcupines don't root in the garbage.
	That's raccoons.
	I go, you're right.
	I am so sorry.
	I can't believe I did this and I'm not covered in quills.
	She goes, yeah, that's my choice.
	I don't use my quills on my friends.
	I certainly don't hit my friends with brooms.
	They will skunk you.
	Dale.
	Period.
	I'm not a porcupine.
	Period.
	Safety groups are turning to drones to monitor public spaces.
	I'm starting to feel like I'm in a communist country.
	There are certainly aspects of them that are true to a cause.
	That is a good cause.
	It says it right to me.
	So they're very fine people?
	Is that what you're saying?
	I went to the big guys for the money.
	I was ready to prostitute myself.
	The Bidens have done very well, and Joe Biden's been very sophisticated and shrewd in the way he's done it.
	He's essentially offshored the corruption.
	Give it six hours.
	If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.
	No, he fired the prosecutor for not investigating enough.
	We have to say yes to socialism, to the word and everything.
	We are living in many ways in a socialist society right now.
	Only in America, when the president tweets about liberation, does he mean go back to work?
	I think a lot of people should just say no.
	People liked.
	I remember when she said this.
	I love work.
	I know I have a fun job, but when I worked at a gas station, I liked going to work.
	I liked being a bike messenger, even though it sucked.
	The only statue not to be taken down.
	My hands are being put in handcuffs.
	My ankles are shacked.
	My wife is a smokeshow.
	Honestly, I think you should let me run the country.
	He understands that what's at stake is the American dream.
	In the movie, he has Trump calling him and pardoning him, but it's a reenactment.
	Oh, I see.
	Well, that was two minutes?
	Yeah.
	That felt like two seconds.
	30 seconds.
	It really goes by fast.
	Okay.
	I have a lot of questions for Dinesh.
	So this is probably going to end up being a long ep.
	Unless he hates this shirt and hangs up, and then we'll have a very short interview.
	But yeah, let's please tell me you have.
	Oh, yeah, we do.
	Dinesh, are you there, sir?
	I'm here.
	It's good to be on the show.
	It's great to have you back.
	I hope you like this shirt we made.
	It's you as a toad.
	Oh, this rings a bell.
	Yes, this is the philosophy of I can be whatever I want to be.
	And if I decide I'm a toad and jump around and start croaking like a toad, then you've got to treat me like a toad and respect my rights as a toad and not do anything to offend me.
	And if Disney's having a movie, I demand to have the toad role in the movie.
	Well, we just love the way you say toad and it became a cult thing with the viewers.
	So now we're all running around with these t-shirts.
	We have a lot of t-shirts here.
	We got a great Joe Biden one.
	I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation indivisible under God, for real.
	For real.
	For real.
	You know, the thing.
	Yeah, I think this is a guy.
	You know, Trump gave up, I think, immense wealth and a lot of extravagance for his country.
	And Biden has given up his country for a lot of wealth.
	Perfect.
	Well, I want to ask you that, actually.
	It's worked out very well for him.
	I was worried when I started this movie because all of this stuff is coming out now.
	And I'm worried about you kicking yourself going, I didn't get the laptop in there.
	But in the film, every allegation you make has now been corroborated by this laptop.
	So it's actually perfect.
	Absolutely.
	This theme of Biden corruption, we made a decision early on in the movie Trump Card not to focus on the kind of mumbling, bumbling Joe Biden, but to focus on the corrupt Joe Biden.
	Because while he may be mentally incompetent to a degree now, he's been highly competent at corruption for most of his career.
	And even though people are talking about Hunter Biden, this really isn't about Hunter Biden.
	The Biden family members are bag men, and they go along with Biden.
	He makes the deals.
	That's why, by the way, he demands half the salary.
	His point is, I'm the one selling the access, not you.
	You got to turn over half the cash to me.
	So yes, the big guy, namely Joe Biden, is demanding his share of the loot.
	And there it is in writing from Hunter Biden himself.
	But one thing that confuses me is, and I've never understood this, how do you launder money?
	I mean, a gift limit is $15,000 a year.
	The state tax, which isn't really in play here, is only $11 million.
	Hunter Biden, with that Chinese hedge fund, he must have been making $30 million.
	How do you give that to your dad?
	You just buy him a mansion and buy him a Lamborghini?
	Well, let's remember in the emails where they were talking about an equity share, they talked about 10% for the big guy.
	So the idea would be that Biden himself would have a direct stake in that company.
	Now, in the other emails where Hunter is talking to family members, he's complaining that, hey, dad wants half my salary.
	So I'm not really quite sure.
	Obviously, it's quite easy to pass money within a family.
	It's not that hard to do it.
	And if you don't do it in cash, you can do it in kind.
	But the bottom line is, here's a guy, Biden, who's been 47 years in public service.
	He's got multiple homes, access to private planes, domestic staff.
	I mean, how do you enjoy that kind of extravagance if you aren't taking something on the side?
	Right.
	And we see that with Nancy Pelosi and Maxine Waters, all these politicians making 200 grand a year worth 500 million.
	They're really good at investing.
	Yeah, Al Gore has gone from zero to a couple hundred million dollars through these various climate change projects.
	The Obamas, through Netflix contracts.
	The Clintons, of course, used the foundation.
	I think what's clever about Joe Biden is he's realized that the Chinese have a long-standing policy in the Asia-Pacific region of enriching the family members of politicians that they want favors from.
	Very cunning strategy.
	And Biden just realized, wow, this is already in operation.
	Let me just get in on it.
	Now, don't you think, if I was to do that to my son, it'd be hard to resist.
	What does he make with the Chinese thing?
	$30 million a year?
	The interest?
	Yeah.
	Or whatever you call it?
	The Chinese deal, the investment opportunity through that equity fund in the Chinese market was $1.5 billion.
	So this is a much bigger than the Ukraine deal, which was $83,000 a month to Hunter Biden and another $83,000 a month to his partner.
	I mean, by the way, all of this is in Trump card.
	We've got the sort of the sheaf of receipts right there.
	And what's remarkable here to me is the media's refusal to cover this because, you know, I remember in my younger days, people would say to me, oh, Dinesh, the media, they're not ideologically biased.
	You know, they're just sensationalists.
	They just go after the story that gets the most.
	Well, wait a minute.
	What could be more sensational than the Democratic candidate for president, you know, ending up with a satchel full of money and renting out American foreign policy for profit?
	And yet they won't touch it because they're on that team and they're trying to drag that crook, Biden, across the finish line.
	But the thing I don't get about it is, why the hell would you run for president if you have that many skeletons in your closet?
	If I did a scam like that, I would move to Boca Raton and hide with my fingers crossed that no one researches it or my son doesn't leave his laptop at a repair place.
	Well, I think the reason is, I'm not even sure that this was sort of Biden's idea, but the Democrats seem to have decided.
	Because initially, when Biden was the candidate, I thought to myself, wow, what a ridiculous individual to put up as the representative of a major party.
	I mean, what sausage machine produced this bizarre outcome?
	And then I realized that they actually chose him.
	They pushed the other candidates out of the race to make room for Biden.
	So I think for Biden, this was just a case where you have sort of a Michael Corleone figure, and he was kind of hoping to get out of the racket and enjoy a peaceful senility when they come.
	Suddenly he realizes, I can be the president of the United States.
	You know, I basically can have the world at my beck and call.
	So just a combination of stupidity and greed is driving, I think, this bizarre character forward.
	And maybe after half a century, he just feels like a monarch and he's entitled to the throne.
	He's the king.
	Well, this is the thing on the left.
	All these people feel a sense of immunity.
	I mean, they can be perverts and pedophiles.
	They can be beating off on a Zoom call.
	You know, these are the very people who accuse Donald Trump of inappropriate behavior.
	Look at the tone of his tweets.
	You know, and then they're sexting minors.
	You know, they're sex predators and going to Lolita Island.
	And this is the left.
	But they have this sense of entitlement.
	No one's going to call them on it.
	This is sort of the perks that they get for being on their side.
	Yeah.
	And they're always accusing people of the things they're doing.
	I have sort of a melange of questions here.
	So it won't be as consistent as this first half of the interview.
	But that true the vote thing where they get attacked by, she calls it an alphabet soup of agencies.
	And it reminded me of what you went through, what Roger Stone went through, what George Papadopoulos went through.
	And it's the deep state controlling the judicial system.
	This is why Proud Boys are in prison for four years.
	But then I realized it's also going over to the Ukraine where he cancels that prosecutor.
	So now they're controlling the global judicial system.
	That's a new one.
	The left is a global racket.
	And the right is not like that because you might find some affinities for American conservatism, let's say maybe in the Tory Party in Great Britain.
	But the right in America has no affinity with the right, say, in France or in Eastern Europe.
	But the left is like that.
	I mean, just recently they burned two churches in Chile.
	I just saw that.
	Yeah, a guy coming out in a black Antifa-style outfit.
	He looks like he could have been a graduate of, you know, Oberlin College or Swarthmore.
	And he knocks the statue over and they set the church on fire.
	Wow, that's deja vu.
	It reminds me of setting St. John's church on fire, pulling down the statues of the Christians who built the missions in Venezuela.
	Debbie, my wife, tells me the first thing they did when Hugo Chavez came to power, knocked down Columbus statues.
	Why?
	Columbus is a symbol of Western imperialism, same as here.
	So this is the way in which you have an international left.
	And that allows, by the way, characters like George Soros to invest in the left as an international movement.
	Right, a global movement.
	Well, that was one of the most fascinating things about the film, because I never heard of the collectivas before, but you show Venezuela has their own Antifa doing the same things.
	I always said Antifa is the paramilitary wing of the DNC, but they're not.
	They're the paramilitary wing of the entire global left.
	Exactly right.
	You know, if we go back to Mussolini in the 20s or early Hitler in the 30s, they saw a paramilitary as necessary while they get to power.
	Once Hitler got to power, he pretty much disbanded the brown shirts because he realized, I don't need the brown shirts, I've got the police, I've got the German army.
	So once the power transfers to the state, you don't need street gangs anymore.
	Now, Hugo Chavez in Venezuela uses the collectivos as a kind of roving band of brigands or outlaws to subdue the population.
	By the way, he was very clever to take away guns before this.
	So once people are disarmed, then you can unleash the power of the state against them.
	And you see the Venezuelan model being really the direction in which the American left is pushing.
	They keep saying, Scandinavia, Scandinavia, but they don't demonize the rich in Scandinavia.
	They don't pull down Columbus statues in Scandinavia.
	None of that.
	So the Scandinavian model is invoked, but it's not one that the left is actually pursuing.
	You know, I liked how you got kind of spiritual at the end, and we were talking about what's more godlike and freedom.
	And I've always said that when communists are in power, they play God.
	Stalin will decide who feeds you.
	I'll decide how much food you get.
	And what happens when they do that?
	Millions of people die.
	In a free country, you say, I'm going to let the free market, which is kind of nature, which is kind of God.
	So I think America's closer to God than socialist countries.
	And the way we're getting to socialism, it can't be a coincidence we're also getting away from God at the same time.
	Yeah, let me put this a slightly different way.
	The left says that they want democratic socialism and that popular consent is what renders this socialism acceptable.
	The people themselves want it.
	But let's think about this.
	People exercise their popular consent in the political process very rarely.
	Once every two years, once every four years, that's it.
	But in the market, you exercise your consent all the time, many times a day.
	And while only certain people are eligible to vote, in the market, everybody votes.
	Even illegal aliens vote.
	By and large, you vote with your hard-earned dollars.
	And so it costs you something to vote.
	Whereas it doesn't cost you anything to vote in the political process.
	You just go out and vote if you're doing nothing and it's not raining.
	But in the market, it costs you your hard-earned labor.
	So the market is far more responsive to popular consent than the political process.
	Yeah, and I also feel like it's more natural.
	It's more godlike when you accept meritocracy and don't try to change things and don't try to make everyone in the NBA short because you want to help short people.
	Well, what's going on in the NBA with these guys like LeBron James, I think it's actually something very cunning and sly.
	LeBron James doesn't want to have to explain To some white truck driver, why that guy makes $70,000 and LeBron makes $70 million.
	In other words, LeBron makes 1,000 times that guy for bouncing a ball.
	And let's remember that LeBron's privilege is entirely genetic.
	You can't say, well, LeBron works really hard.
	Well, I work really hard, but I can't play in the NBA.
	I'm not 6'9.
	So obviously, there's a genetic advantage.
	But so what does LeBron do?
	He says, okay, listen, how about if I take the class lens out of the camera and replace it with the race lens?
	Then I can go up to some white guy and badger him and go, wait a minute, you're a beneficiary of white privilege because a cop is far more likely to stop me than to stop you.
	Now, that's, of course, complete nonsense.
	If any cop stops LeBron, it's probably to get his autograph.
	But nevertheless, by putting the race card in there, LeBron James gets not only to enjoy the perquisites of enormous wealth, but also the privilege of playing the victim.
	It's an Orwellian world where up is down and down is up, and LeBron James is a victim of prejudice and bigotry, and he didn't benefit from meritocracy.
	What are your predictions for the election?
	All my instincts tell me that Trump is going to win and win decisively.
	This is supported by the fact that Biden has difficulty getting two dozen people to show up, and even they, half of them, are falling asleep while he speaks.
	I don't think he really has a single fan in the country, not even in the Democratic Party.
	So the polls mystify me a little bit.
	My sense is they're being massaged by the pollsters who want to create a self-fulfilling prophecy.
	I don't trust these guys any more than I trust the media.
	I mean, we're beginning to see with the media, we don't have a real media in this country, right?
	When you think of the media or the press, the founders had in mind an independent group of people who are outside the government, captive to neither side, applying a critical scrutiny to government, showing the American people information so that they could adjudicate and make up their own mind.
	You only have to spell this out to realize we don't have a media.
	What we have are basically paid lobbyists who are working for the political left.
	They will do their best to cover up the crimes of the left, and they do their best to magnify the offenses of the other side.
	Uh-oh, hold on, Denesse, you're frozen there for a second.
	I think our car.
	Yeah, I saw that.
	It was a momentary freeze.
	So this is a shameless media, transparently one-sided, and not fulfilling the critical role of a real free press.
	Yeah, and it's incredible now with this Biden thing talking about disinformation, taking a Trump quote about Exxon, where he said a corrupt politician would do that, and just showing the part of his example that was meant to illuminate corruption and pretending he was saying it.
	AOCs retweeting it, calling it illegal.
	They really are working on behalf of the left to provide disinformation for us.
	It's almost Soviet.
	Even you, look how hard you have to work to get your stuff out there that is obviously incredibly popular.
	You've got to build your own pirate ship to get it to the people.
	And the people want it.
	The demand is there.
	Yes, and then when you factor in the digital platforms that are blocking you, I mean, right now, our movie Trump card, you can get it on Google, you can get it on iTunes, you can get it on YouTube, you can get it on Xfinity, Fandango.
	But what about Amazon Prime?
	We can't get it on Amazon Prime.
	They keep saying, we'll put it up, we'll put it up, but there's a backlog.
	And then our DVDs, we have tens of thousands of orders at Amazon, but there's delayed shipping.
	And some people are getting notifications.
	You'll get the movie the day after the election.
	Oh, what a coincidence.
	I don't know what's going on.
	I'm not accusing Amazon of anything, but I think it's really interesting that in the last two weeks leading up to an election, our movie is being blocked from Amazon Prime, and our orders are under delayed shipment.
	Well, there's still meritocracy in the country, Dinesh.
	And when you make an excellent product like TrumpCard, it is inevitable that people will see it no matter who tries to stop it.
	Quality beats oppression in this case.
	Well, this is true.
	I mean, we're basically, we've been number one or number two on iTunes.
	We're number one on Fandango.
	Basically, people are flocking to the movie.
	It's a really good movie.
	I mean, I think my best one.
	And it takes on a big topic, socialism.
	How did this preposterous, discredited ideology, which collapsed all over the world in the last century, make an amazing comeback in the 21st century?
	So we tell that story.
	It's a narrative that is scary in times, and I would say even a horror movie, but it's also moving and inspirational and motivational at the end.
	Excellent job.
	Thanks very much for coming on the show and we'll tell our fans to go see it.
	It's a great movie.
	I appreciate it.
	Hey, thanks.
	Bye-bye.
	Bye, Dinesh.
	Thanks, buddy.
	What do you think of that song, Trump?
	I just want them to suffer.
	Oh, he doesn't like the song.
	ACDC or the people that made it?
	People that made that song, he doesn't like.
	He wants them to suffer.
	What happened?
	Yeah, one thing I didn't mention to Dinesh that I always love mentioning every time he comes up is that he's the reason Michelle Malkin is who she is.
	She was a mousy little conservative.
	And she saw at her school when she was like 20 all her professors saying, D'Souza, D'Souza, don't let the white man use you.
	And she went, wait, professors are getting involved in the politics of students and protesting a talk at my school?
	So the professors are trying to prevent me from hearing information.
	And I'm going into debt at this school?
	And then she just went, beast mode.
	War.
	So yeah, it's a pretty good movie.
	And it's just like, another good thing about it is when he gets into Biden and the facts, like it just lays it out.
	And Dinesh is the master of just explaining it in really simple and easy to understand terms.
	His brother was a failure in real estate.
	He set his brother up in Iraq.
	Next thing you know, his brother is a building tycoon in Iraq, building skyrises.
	I just, I still want to know about the money.
	I've always been fascinated by money laundering.
	I mean, I never Wanted to pay tax ever, but I didn't want to go to jail.
	And I've been talking to accountants my whole life since Vice.
	And how do we get, how do we not do this?
	How do we not pay tax?
	And they never have a scam.
	I'm like, what if I got cash and then I bought a big TV with it?
	And they go, the IRS, during audits, they come to your house, they add up your furniture, they see your car.
	That seems futile.
	Like, I don't even get how drug dealers, they buy their mom a Range Rover.
	The IRS is going to wonder why your mom has a Range Rover.
	Now, they say there's other ways where you spend 10 years buying real estate and then your kids own it and then they slowly take a piece a year.
	But even then, the estate tax is $11 million.
	So how do you leave your kids $12 million?
	You know, the one mystery, remember that the child trafficking stuff?
	You're like, so what does that mean that they rescued all these kids?
	I watched one of the latest Rogans, and then the guests said that, you know, most of them come from Mexico or Asia.
	Asia is huge.
	So they are smuggled into the country probably from Mexico, but from Asia and stuff like that.
	And then only one out of four kids out of that, like 30, those batches are like child trafficking.
	And the other ones are missing or they run away or they're troubled.
	So they take Asians, bring them to Mexico, and then push them over the border.
	Well, you know, that's weird because the news is hard, especially for a relay.
	Fly here, too, because a way to catch them is that you just monitor behavior.
	Like a flight attendant noticed a distressed child was just there by herself, like a young, maybe 12 or something like that, like flying on her own.
	And then by the time they landed, there were agents there to save her.
	No, but and I should be clear here.
	It's not like I didn't hear Dinesh say he would get shares in the company and Joe Biden would be a shareholder.
	But that's still, that's still a paper trail.
	So my point is, I understand what Joe did, but it looks like he's caught with a paper trail.
	I've never understood how gangsters launder money in drug dealers.
	I don't get it.
	How do you clean the money?
	I actually talked, interviewed some Puerto Rican heroin dealers back in Vice days, and they said they had a money room.
	They're technically PhDs, Puerto Rican heroin dealers.
	Yeah, good one.
	But it was a room like, you know, your bedroom in the fag zone?
	Yes, there's no fag zone, but I know my bedroom.
	Not quite that big.
	But imagine that, literally floor to ceiling, money, wall to wall.
	Oh my.
	Like you'd open it, and it would just be hard.
	And the problem with Puerto Ricans in the Lower East Side is that's where they come from.
	So you get a Jesus piece, that's 40 grand, Jesus' head with gold and diamonds on it.
	And then you might get a car.
	It's a huge pain in the ass having a car in the Lower East Side.
	You got to move it twice a week.
	If the tickets pile up, it's going to get the boot.
	So you're constantly moving that stupid car, or maybe you pay for a parking space.
	But Puerto Ricans are very, or at least Lower East Side Puerto Ricans are very parochial.
	They have their block, and that's where they hang out and they drink on the stoop.
	They're not like going to Puerto Vallarta and Monaco and renting a yacht.
	It's not their culture.
	They don't want to.
	They don't go out to $700 dinners at Lucerque.
	They like to have plantains?
	What do you people eat?
	Yeah, or just go to Red Lobster and order a bunch of stuff there.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Because we don't know anything else.
	We don't know.
	So I guess the only thing they know is they go to strip club, and at least there they can blow 50 grand a night.
	You know how they find out about high-end stuff?
	Rap songs.
	They're like, we're going to, you know, Japanese restaurant.
	We're going to gasho or whatever they rap about.
	And they're like, oh, let's go there.
	Yeah, I was going to mention that on today's show.
	Maybe I'll talk about it tomorrow.
	But Tucker had a bunch of rappers who were talking about, you sell cocaine, I just filed a false claim.
	And then they got arrested for filing a false claim.
	We'll cover that.
	We'll cover that.
	All right, let's hit the mail beat.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.
	Let me touch it.
	Hey, Gavin, Mr. Pooftor.
	Growing up in Canada and now living in the land of the free.
	I've noticed no one buys beers for each other up here.
	In Canada, after three pints...
	Wait, growing up in Canada now?
	Oh, yeah.
	Here is a pint.
	Want some Coke?
	We can share a woman.
	We shovel each other's driveway.
	We make fun of each other constantly.
	Living in Arizona, the only time someone buys a beer for me, I know instantly they're snowbirds and get bullshitting about life.
	Americans are terrible at this.
	It's like they're afraid you'll bring up politics or religion.
	I can't wrap my head around it.
	Why are Canadians more nosy?
	I'm of Scottish descent and there are zero secrets in my family.
	I think Americans are afraid of being nice because it makes you look weak.
	Let me know what you think.
	I had a guy explain this to me.
	And he was a fellow Canadian.
	And his theory was, because there's so much racial tension in America, and it's not a monoculture, and there's so many separated cultures, like Hispanic, Mexican culture, black culture, that you don't trust anyone.
	So when someone buys you a beer, it's just like in prison.
	You just grab the beer.
	So you don't feel a camaraderie.
	You're wary of other people, more wary in America, maybe because of the high crime rate.
	Then in Canada, you're all like everyone's dog for bone.
	And I have noticed that in Britain and in Canada, you buy beers.
	When I first moved to New York, I was buying rounds and I noticed no one is buying rounds.
	And I'm like, I just spent $80.
	So now I never do it.
	Although I will say, out in the burbs, you'll get a beer and then you'll get one for Tom over there.
	And they'll get one for Tom.
	And so it seems to be coming back in my old age.
	But yeah, definitely in my younger days when I first moved to New York when I was 29, there was none of that going on.
	Never happened in the States.
	Have you heard of the Critical Drinker?
	He's a prolific writer, YouTuber, erudite pop critic named Jack Taylor who decries, blah, blah, blah, he's Scottish.
	He does his reviews half-plastered on Jack-Makers, yet it's obvious he's forgotten more about storytelling than any of those massive turds will ever know.
	He wrote a scathing review on the feminine role model and white dude hater that is Brie Larson Captain Marvel.
	This guy looks familiar.
	Wait, find the Brie Larson one.
	Why would you go to Mulan?
	It's in the email, Ryan.
	Oh.
	And he closes with his signature catchphrase: this is the newest one.
	What the hell?
	Great news, everyone.
	It's come to my attention that celebrity activist and theorist Brie Larson has launched her own YouTube channel, permitting us a fascinating insight into the mind, life, and personality.
	Sounds popular and relatable actors in Hollywood.
	Now let's take a quick look and see what we can expect.
	Hi, I'm Brie Larson.
	Oh, God.
	A solid start.
	Keep it up.
	I'm starting to channel.
	He seems cool.
	But I can't do the funny accent thing.
	So real Scottish fake drunk.
	Enough with the doubt about whether it's a good show or not, Gav.
	You're coming across as a real beta.
	Yeah, a lot of people said that.
	Dear G-Dog, I'm writing out my opinion that Homo Incest Crap Festival, a movie show, is the worst there will ever be.
	I know, but we did have that writer who wrote in and said, it's supposed to be the worst thing in the world.
	They did a good job.
	Like he was fucking with everyone and he's trying to make a piece of insane crap.
	I know you said you're not into QAnon, but have you heard of X22 report and Edge of Wonder who have been purged off YouTube recently?
	Wait, have we already talked about these guys?
	Edge of Wonder?
	There's a lot of people getting purged.
	They are coming down hard in these weeks up to the election, aren't they?
	The lawsuits, the doxing, the fucking exposes.
	The banning.
	Polly, that chick Polly's gone?
	The Amazing Polly.
	The Amazing Polly?
	Okay, we'll check that out on our own time.
	And because we're running out of time, we'll do one more.
	Wait, we'll do two more.
	Super Fag Lord and Super Fag Lord Ultra here just two weeks before the election, a massive international corruption scandal leaks about the Biden family implicating Joe himself and his campaign.
	Puts out a cat video?
	Are they just trolling us now?
	Or do they have nothing to say?
	And they are so fucked, they just put out anything.
	And that was the bullshit pick by the ads manager, Karen.
	There's still a lot of people who will like Joe just because they are blue, no matter.
	So I could see him trolling us like, yeah, so what?
	Well, if he acknowledges the allegations, it's like touching tar.
	He can't.
	You don't want anyone to Google this.
	So if I was Biden, I might do the same thing.
	All right, last one from Joe.
	This is an interview with Brett Gerowitz from Bad Religion.
	I don't know if you've seen this yet.
	He outright says, whites shouldn't express their opinion.
	How punk rock is that?
	I always hated bad religion.
	I hated that sound.
	That's why I gave up punk, was that whole sort of SoCal scene.
	But I hated how he thought it was brave to have a Christian cross crossed out as your thing.
	Let's see you do that with the sickle or the star of David.
	You hate religion, right?
	So you must hate Judaism and Islam.
	Oh no, that's too risky.
	You just do the Christian shit.
	All right, let's go to the last video.
	Boom, boom, bam, boom.
	This is it.
	That's a nice clean one.
	4-7.
	How fucking intense is this?
	You know, while we're all stuck in the weeds of politics and lies and corruption, there's some real men out there doing the bravest shit imaginable next to fighting for your country.
	Like, how scary must this be?
	Holy crap, Pola.
	Is that like 40 stories tall?
	It looks like a skyscraper.
	You'll notice no one else is there in the water.
	Just people in parkas watching him.
	That's pretty funny.
	Where on the planet are waves that big?
	My place.
	Australia?
	In the movie Point Break, he meets him in Australia at the end.
	Wow.
	Some people still got balls, folks.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	Don't you mess around.
	I'm dying of mic.
	And I win the fight.
	I'm a power.

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