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Oct. 15, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E25 - BIDEN IS DONE [2020-10-15 - S03E25 - BIDEN IS DONE]

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	If you wait long enough, you can go from liberal to conservative without changing your views.
	And if you wait even longer, all your favorite rock stars, all your favorite bands will become pedantic shitheads.
	That was Bob Mould and his band Hoosker Doo from the album Zen Arcade, and that was Turn on the News.
	One of the greatest albums of all time, recorded in a weekend.
	And I remember in college, I would just have it on a cassette player on a loop, and I would listen to it, stay up all night, because I was always bad with deadlines, and writing some terrible essay.
	And just that and The Minute Men, Double Nickel on a Dime.
	You can just listen to those albums on a loop for infinity.
	The Minutemen, Double Nickel on a Dime.
	They're both have got a lot of variety.
	One of the guys.
	Yeah, that album.
	Jackass stole their riff from that.
	Down there, down, and there.
	Just put it anywhere in there.
	It's kind of like funky country hardcore.
	And then they only really had that album, but Hoosker Dew had fucking Diane on Metal Circus.
	Even their first hardcore album called Landspeed Record was amazing.
	And then they went pop.
	Oh, fuck.
	They're going to suck.
	Nope.
	Just like the replacements, another group of Midwesterners, their pop albums ruled.
	Candy Apple Gray, Flip Your Wig, Hate Paper Dolls.
	And then he went solo.
	I think he had a band called Sugar.
	And then he went solo.
	Okay, and now his albums sound like shit.
	And he's another anti-Trump, preachy douche.
	His new album's called Blue Hearts.
	And I thought, oh shit, has he grown a ball?
	And he's going to say that cops' lives matter too?
	I was excited.
	Nope.
	Look at this video.
	It's an old man screaming at me about how racist I am.
	This is about Trump.
	Why do you hate so much?
	So this is the old trope that Christians only fit neatly inside your narrow lines.
	She just said narrow mind.
	Kind mind?
	Anyway, it's fucking horrible.
	And I saw this interview with him where he's saying that we're living, I can't believe I still have to scream about this.
	Which, by the way, should show you something.
	Like when people say, Gavin's rich, I didn't know being a white supremacist was so lucrative.
	It's not.
	I'm not.
	Oh, I can't believe I still have to scream about racism and homophobia in 2020.
	You don't.
	They're not a thing.
	So, yeah, he's just so fucking tedious that he's talking about how racist we all are.
	Scroll down a bit.
	Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	He's frustrated about the ongoing pandemic.
	That's normal.
	I did not anticipate at 59 years of age that I have to be yelling at the top of my lungs again, but this is the world that we live in.
	Government would handle it so poorly.
	On top of all the other corruption, lies, racism, and everything else.
	And then later it says, equally outrageous to mold was the marginalization of gay people.
	What do you mean?
	Is that the trans can't be in the military?
	Stern was talking about that.
	He said, everyone who's brave enough to be in the military should be in the military.
	No.
	Not people with a serious history of mental illness who could go nutso.
	Fuck, they didn't let people with flat feet join in World War II.
	There's a lot of criteria to become military.
	Humans are not cannon fodder.
	They're not human garbage.
	We care who will survive out there and who won't.
	And ladies, that kind of includes you.
	You don't really belong on the battlefield.
	Sorry.
	I look back on 83 and that's what I think about being 22 years old, certain of being attracted to other men, but certainly not understanding what that meant in the broader sense.
	And holding up against the prevailing politics, the moral majority, all the evangelicals.
	That's what he's just singing about now.
	Christians hate you.
	Muslims hate you, dude.
	Quick to talk about AIDS as punishment for my lifestyle.
	Those were some ugly times.
	You could argue that AIDS was a punishment for a lifestyle.
	There is a biological explanation for that.
	Like, what if, because they were doing meth and fucking for three days straight.
	Like, if two bugs did this for 30 hours, there'd be some sort of check and balance that, well, first of all, I guess their genitalia would wear off.
	But you'd think that you do something, like we have dying of diabetes is God's punishment for overindulging yourself.
	God is nature, right?
	Biology?
	You do something really stupid a lot, and there's ramifications.
	Today's book is a fucking doozy.
	Albion Seed, four British Folkways in America.
	What's really interesting about it is it looks at history as culture.
	So where did America get its prevailing ideas?
	And they argue that four areas in Britain, four major exoduses from Britain to America define the American mentality of determination And grit and individualism,
	and basically the foundations for America came from these groups.
	You got to be like not hungover and have a lot of time to start diving into this.
	I've only just begun it.
	It was on Milo's reading list.
	But I sent one to Max and one to John because it's the kind of book I'd want to get in prison.
	It's a heavy meat and potatoes meal.
	The Beastie Boys chicks we had on inspired some of our viewers to go research them because they said they all met in the comedy scene.
	And I'm going to just guess here.
	But I'll betcha, I'll betcha, their comedy is even worse than their Beastie Boys covering.
	What do you think, Trump?
	Fuck you.
	That's the club owner.
	Oh, the club owner's fucked.
	What do we got here?
	So this is from Jacob.
	Look how unfunny this woman is.
	The women you just showed.
	Look at that.
	Well, that's.
	No, no, no.
	Just look at that.
	Oh, it's a dude.
	To be fair, that's a guy, yeah.
	We've stripped men of so much of their testosterone, they just look like fat lesbians now.
	He does kind of look like the lead singer.
	He looks like Katie Lang.
	Okay, let's hear her fucking awesome jokes.
	Let me guess.
	Trump sucks.
	I'm all tangled up.
	All right.
	Hello, my name is Amy Sumter.
	And I'm a tall, luscious lady.
	And a hot kick.
	Bam!
	That was actually kind of sad.
	I should have probably stretched it out a little bit.
	Whatever.
	We saw you doing your high kicks in your beasty voice cover band.
	I fall a lot.
	Yes, it is true.
	I fall a lot.
	And I am six feet tall, and it is far away to the ground.
	When I see this, I think you would be so much happier at home.
	Those big tits feeding babies, cooking, shaping lives.
	They said we had to get out of the kitchen because we have so much potential.
	And then you say no.
	She did get proposed to when she was 26.
	Her boyfriend said, let's do this.
	And she said, I'm not ready.
	And he said, he's happily married now, by the way.
	Did you see the high kick, though?
	The one she just did or the one.
	She did a high kick.
	I saw it.
	So it's worth it.
	Went to Pearl Jam 20.
	Yes, I just dated myself.
	90s forever.
	Fell down a hill at Alpine Valley.
	True story.
	Woke up the next morning, had a heartbeat in my kneecap.
	Who is that?
	That's somebody else.
	I know that guy.
	Is that Chris Farley?
	Is it Chris Farley mixed with Kevin by the river?
	Living in a van down by the river?
	Close.
	And a little Kevin James.
	So that meant I went to the ER.
	Fun.
	They prescribed PT.
	So I'm at the PT doing the PT, doing my exercises.
	I fall a total of three more times in one month.
	That's when my PT lady says, Amy, we want you to get a CAT scan and make sure everything's okay up there.
	Waiting for a joke.
	No, my brain is in a tumor, I swear to God, because I've always been like this.
	Over the summer, I was walking in my neighborhood.
	I was hustling.
	I had my iPod on.
	I was a joke.
	Pretending in my head like I'm on America's X-Top model with my iPod on.
	Get to a stop sign.
	What?
	What?
	Cross.
	What?
	What?
	That's how I roll when I'm working it.
	Past a homeless gentleman yelling at me.
	I turn down my iPod and I begin to soar.
	And it was one of those falls where I was like trying to catch myself before I hit the ground, but I don't.
	And I fall and my iPod disconnects and I just go into the night sky.
	And that's when I hear the homeless gentleman say, you get back up.
	And I did.
	Because when the homeless give you life advice, you take it.
	There's sort of a joke.
	You get back up.
	Okay, that's brutal.
	I'd rather be raped.
	I know Bob, Bob Sagitt.
	Because I did this and then I fell on my butt.
	And then my butt turned into a thing.
	And then that's what I did.
	Yeah, he does that.
	That's Bob Saget?
	Yeah.
	Bob Saggett more than that.
	He must have had it rough in grade school.
	Imagine being in fourth grade and being called Bob Sagget.
	Is he Canadian?
	No.
	Oh.
	Buddy, I'm so cool.
	Hi.
	Hey, hey.
	Have you noticed the self-referential shit?
	Me, me, me.
	I'm tall.
	I fall a lot.
	My physical therapist, me, me, me, me, me.
	I know what you're thinking.
	Something about me.
	A few things that you should know about me.
	I love sleeping all day.
	I love picking fleas off of cats and popping them.
	And I love popping zits on myself and other people.
	Thank God we got these women out of the kitchen and they can really live their lives.
	Isn't it fantastic?
	We used to keep these women all cooped up.
	We didn't give them a voice.
	They wanted to do music.
	They wanted to do comedy.
	And now they do.
	Their comedy involves talking about how lonely they are and how they pop zits on their knees and how they pick fleas off of cats and fall a lot.
	Oh, sorry.
	They also do music.
	They sing songs that were written by other guys.
	My husband is a very lucky man.
	And I. I am so cool.
	When I was a kid, I was always the sick kid, you know, the one who's like grotesquely underweight and really pale and kind of emanating this like aura of unhealthiness.
	That was me.
	I was the throw-up kid, the one who threw up on the bus and threw up in class and threw up on cafeteria.
	When I was in fifth grade, I was incredibly jealous of the one diabetic kid named Corey because he got to have the midday snack.
	And I was always so hungry after like throwing up.
	Every time I would go home and pray to God that I would get some sort of awesome disease that would enable me to have a hot dog in the middle of class.
	I am so cold.
	The good thing, though, about being used to throwing up as a kid.
	Okay, that was even worse.
	I don't know what just happened.
	The first one was like getting punched in the back of the head repeatedly, but every time I turn around, I can't see who it was.
	And this one was having a millipede crawl into my foreskin, and I can't do anything about it because my hands are tied above my head.
	That doesn't sound fun.
	In both cases, I'd rather have the other thing.
	Shut up.
	Or punched him in the face.
	Or challenged him to an anything you can do, I can do better, sing off.
	My parents were staunch union members and supporters.
	We were a blue-collar working-class family waiting for our little shower of trickle-down postmarity.
	Her monologue?
	Sure is.
	Why do you have to read that?
	My family was working class.
	My parents were big with the union.
	Again, in all of these cases, they just talk.
	We have to wait like 40 seconds for a fucking joke.
	It's like porn.
	You have to jump ahead to the fucking under Reaganomics.
	Standing on government cheese and free school lunches, in which ketchup was considered the vegetable.
	You hate Reagan and he gave you free lunch and plenty of cheese.
	Okay.
	Sounds like a real jerk.
	Thanks, Reagan.
	Therefore, my parents were Democrats and vocally so.
	But they weren't socially liberal.
	That's not really what early 80s politics were about.
	The two parties mostly disagreed about the role of government in the everyday lives of strange with the typically retarded teacher.
	Fun teacher.
	And maybe their wives, while basically ignoring everyone's.
	In fact, my dad was a misogynist who once told me that black men are better at basketball because one of the ligaments in their knees is shorter than in other races.
	Isn't that true?
	Isn't that true?
	Isn't that true?
	The reflex tendon or something like that?
	I don't know.
	I've heard that was true.
	I don't know.
	It's not phrenology.
	I've heard that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	And my mom.
	Still no joke.
	My dad was possibly racist.
	She said misogynist, by the way, and then said something that's racially based.
	So I guess that's a two-fer.
	My dad's so sexist he wants blacks to go back to Africa.
	But just the women.
	See, that was already funnier.
	Yes.
	This is bad for our show.
	Showing this is making this episode bad.
	That's how unfunny you are.
	Married to a misogynist who used Civil War-era science to explain why his beloved Celtics couldn't beat the Lakers.
	Lakers also black, so I don't know what...
	And you need to prove...
	When you're going to mock something as ridiculous, you have to have...
	You're beholden upon you to prove the allegation false.
	Right, Trump?
	Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.
	We're bothering them at this point.
	Well, the Celtics were the head of the split.
	I think, like, I don't want to waste everyone's time, but we have to at least hear a joke.
	Sure.
	We haven't heard a joke yet.
	So when the Democrat...
	What's a finger?
	So when the Democrat, running against Reagan in his re-election, Walter Mondale, named Geraldine Spervaro as his running mate, the first woman on the major party ticket, there was no feminist celebration in my house.
	I think my parents were even saying some of the same things as the Republicans.
	Is a woman tough enough to space our enemies?
	Will they told a deal with a woman?
	Can a woman be trusted so close to the nuclear coat, you know, with all those lady emotions?
	Also a fact.
	I was just old enough to just understand the news enough that this was historic.
	We could be here all fucking day.
	There's no jokes there at all.
	Hey, fat bitches.
	The Beastie Boys kicked out a fat bitch from their band because she was a fat, not a bitch, just fat and ugly.
	They kicked her out of the Beastie Boys.
	And you see them as this iconic feminist rap band.
	That's what their publicists told you.
	That's what they did because they're fucking smart, savvy New Yorkers who know how to pivot when they get a bad rep and change it.
	Which they're trying to do, by the way, with Biden and this controversy.
	And they're trying to say, you know what?
	You think that he meddled with Ukraine to protect his son?
	He didn't.
	He was mad at Ukraine for not investigating enough.
	And it's Trump who is meddling with Ukraine.
	That's what they do.
	It's not going to work for them.
	The Beastie Boys, we didn't have the internet back then, and they could quietly just sort of shoo ugly away.
	What's her name again?
	Girl from the Beastie Boys.
	Look her up.
	She's a beast, too.
	She's like nine feet tall.
	Maybe, you know what?
	Maybe Def Jam was right.
	You know, people are shallow.
	Maybe they said it's not going to work.
	Three dudes and then this big hulking Eeyore of a giant broad.
	They were named something before that, right?
	Kate was her Kate.
	Kate Schillenback.
	They were called the Beastie Boys, but they were a punk band.
	A really good hardcore band.
	BAS DIGO, BASTIA, EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO BE.
	TOP RIGHT PICHERS ARE PICTER TOP LEFT, SORY.
	No, no, the one where she's with the redhead.
	Oh, no?
	The top fucking picture above my head.
	Yeah.
	That's what she looks like.
	That's her in a nutshell.
	Sorry, you're gone.
	You're gone, Fatty.
	There's one more member.
	I think it's this is the DJ, I believe.
	The one who's standing in front of the computer?
	No, she was in the front.
	Oh, okay.
	I hated her hair so much because it had that sort of soft fluffiness that you get when you shampoo your hair like an hour ago.
	You use shampoo.
	The media says that equality for women has arrived, but if you look around, you still don't see girls playing guitars and having success with it.
	Joan Jett said that.
	Sounds like a small thing.
	You can't play fucking guitar.
	You're in a cover band.
	If you're mad that women can't play guitar, why don't you play the guitar?
	Who's stopping you?
	Girls playing guitars.
	There are so many other bigger issues in the world for feminism to tackle, right?
	I think they're not their freedom or paid family leaving for little things like equal pay for equal work.
	But girls playing guitars matters too.
	This is a grade school presentation.
	If I was a teacher and this was fifth grade, I would obviously be bored as shit.
	That's why I don't do that.
	But I would give this like a C. Yeah, it's about right.
	Going paying money to go see this?
	You should be paid to watch this.
	She grew up in a world that told girls they couldn't play rockets.
	I grew up in a world where Joan Jett said fucking noise because she played rockets.
	She told me a girl that I couldn't play rockets.
	I mean, it didn't literally play rockets.
	I sure did love music.
	And women played music.
	I think Joan Jet was the first rock band front woman that I was aware of.
	Okay, shut up, you fucking cow.
	What a fucking waste of time.
	We met in the Chicago comedy scene.
	No, you didn't.
	You met in the Chicago boring scene.
	You suck.
	Those stories were totally irrelevant.
	And you personify the trouble with feminism.
	You would all be much happier at home.
	When I see women kicking ass like Ann Coulter or Barbara Corcoran or Margaret Thatcher or Michelle Malkin or, well, not Melania Trump.
	She does stay at home.
	I go, oh, congratulations.
	Yeah, you did it.
	Good.
	That's why it's legal to leave the home because we want what's best for you.
	But you don't seem to want what's best for you.
	You're miserable.
	Your life sucks.
	Listen to your stand-up.
	It's just my life sucks.
	I fall all the time.
	I was told I couldn't play guitar.
	My dad said something sexist 25 years ago.
	Wait, 30 years ago?
	We're talking about...
	Yeah, 30 years ago, my dad said something sexist.
	Want me to go beat him up for you?
	Is that it?
	Yep.
	That was a shit show.
	I'm worried about these Biden shirts.
	I'm very happy with them.
	And here's the problem.
	Sometimes you don't feel like a fist fight every time you go to buy a burrito.
	You know what I mean?
	And in my neighborhood, in most of the area around the studio, if we wear a MAGA hat, we better have our heads on a swivel.
	You better be ready.
	So I think you should be ready to fight.
	You should wear a MAGA hat.
	You should wear a MAGA shirt.
	But sometimes I understand if you don't feel like it.
	You're not as trained in the art of pugilism as I am.
	But the beauty of these Biden shirts is people will have to, it takes a lot of concentration to realize you're giving them the finger.
	And this is my favorite one.
	Yeah, zoom in on that.
	It's still my favorite one.
	When Trump does follow through or doesn't do, would follow through, the exact opposite.
	Isn't that great?
	So you'll be sitting at the bar and some liberal woman will see it and then she'll read it and then she'll take a second and then she'll come over and be like, so you think you're funny?
	You've never screwed up what you're saying.
	You just paused before you said screwed up.
	Speaking of Biden, we should do a deep dive right now on this insane spin that they are doing on the Ukraine scandal, which is the end.
	It's over.
	Biden's ruined.
	This is out.
	You would have to be an absolute fucking retard to not think that this is huge and Biden is fucked.
	Biden, what are you thinking?
	Dude, you did a bunch of crimes, which I totally get.
	It must be pretty tempting when you're the vice president to set your son up with a Chinese hedge fund that's like three, what is it, 1.2?
	I forget how many billions of dollars, but his payout is 30 million a year.
	He also gets him a job on a Ukrainian oil mining company, some shit like that, where he gets 51 grand a month, 500 grand a year.
	Okay, but you got to understand when you do a major crime like that, it's like robbing a bank.
	You got to disappear.
	You can't run for president now.
	Obviously, we're going to find those skeletons in your closet.
	Those of us, as political junkies out there, we already knew all this, but it's finally come to light because of this laptop.
	Because of the email, really, that we found an email on his laptop that said, thank you for introducing me to your dad.
	That's one of the last things I sent you, Ryan.
	There it is.
	Dear Hunter, thank you for inviting me to DC and giving me an opportunity to meet your father and spent some time together.
	It's really an honor.
	Well, he must have an accent, right?
	And pleasure as we spoke.
	Wait, now I'm doing German.
	As we spoke yesterday evening, it would be great to meet today for a quick coffee.
	What do you think?
	I could come.
	So the craziest shit about this is the left is defending this.
	And they're saying, well, I mean, he said opportunity to meet.
	He didn't see meet meet.
	First of all, who fucking cares?
	This is the guy from the oil company saying, thank you for giving me an opportunity.
	Even the opportunity is quid pro quo.
	You're selling political favor, which Hillary did with Bill all the time.
	She was offering, he'd do a speech for someone when she was whatever, foreign affairs bitch.
	And he'd make like 360 grand going to do a talk.
	And then check this, this clown out.
	This guy, just hover over his name.
	This guy is like a reporter, White House reporter for the LA Times.
	This isn't a random dude.
	And he says, the email never said he actually met with him.
	We all have seen the golf picture, right?
	Everyone's seen this.
	This is ancient Chinese secret, but the left is still backpedaling.
	So anyway, let's just do the basics of the story.
	So this guy sets up a sweet honeypot deal with his son.
	His son's getting rich with this company, Burmeso or something.
	He sets that up.
	There's an investigator sniffing around.
	So Biden says, get rid of that fucking investigator.
	Gets him fired.
	they get a new guy.
	The other guy starts sniffing around.
	And he says, So, anyway, I want to look into this Ukrainian mining thing.
	And again, the American government goes, have you not learned your lesson here?
	When you investigate this, you get fired.
	You lose money.
	Hundreds of millions of dollars.
	Billions of dollars don't go to Ukraine.
	Okay, I'm not investigating anymore.
	That is the irrefutable evidence.
	What's amazing about this story, even with the emails, even with the golf, even with everything, is that the left is calling this a nothing burger.
	And if you look at Twitter, the lead story shows Biden with Barack Obama, who's the Messiah.
	And it says, no.
	Here, go to Twitter and look at moments.
	It might be different for you.
	Explore.
	Okay, they've changed it now.
	When I was there last, it said, no, he didn't do anything wrong.
	Oh, and what's crazy about this is this was on the cover of the New York Post yesterday.
	It's blowing up.
	It's on the cover today.
	And Trump tweeted it.
	They locked Trump's Twitter account.
	That's the president of the United States.
	These are the past two covers.
	Can you imagine the fucking balls on Jack Dorsey to say, yeah, no, sorry, Mr. President.
	I'll handle the information from here.
	Not you, boss of the world.
	Jack Dorsey just told the boss of the world to fuck off.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	You can fuck around, but you're going to find out.
	But where's the thing about Trump's tweet, Twitter being locked?
	What does he have to do?
	Apologize?
	Sorry, not sorry.
	Twitter locks Trump's campaign account for boasting Biden-Ukraine story.
	So it's not his personal account.
	After shutting down White House Press Secretary Kaylee McKenney McKinnany's account, and despite apology for, like Jack Dorsey, after they shut down the press secretary, the lady Kaylee, he said, yeah,
	we're not perfect at this.
	I know I'm getting a lot of the names and positions wrong.
	I'm not, the minutiae is irrelevant here.
	The big picture is enough.
	I already told you the big picture.
	The vice president's son got a sweet deal in China and in Ukraine, and Biden was involved in both.
	Everyone's focused on the Ukraine right now, so let's focus on that.
	He's denying he knew anything about it.
	We have pictures of them golfing, emails thanking Hunter for doing it.
	The left is also saying this is a disinformation campaign.
	Even the crackpipe, the picture with the crackpipe, they're going, why would you photograph yourself asleep?
	Maybe, why would someone else do that?
	Okay, so what?
	Did they Photoshop the crackpipe in his mouth?
	If this was Donald Trump Jr., can you fucking imagine?
	It would be bumper stickers.
	This would be on every housewife's bumper sticker.
	Anyway, so the reason I'm green screening this is because the Washington Post's version is Russian propaganda.
	This is what disinformation looks like.
	A quick guide to Trump's false claims about Ukraine and the Bidens.
	Let's get a young girl to talk about.
	A lot has happened in the last seven days.
	I'm a vocal fry and I work at the Washington Post.
	It's like literally the best job in the world.
	God damn it.
	Can you not have an adult do your news?
	Between the president and the government of Ukraine, suggestions.
	A lot has happened in the last seven days.
	A whistleblower complaint, the start of an impeachment inquiry, claims of a quid pro quo between the president and the government of Ukraine.
	Suggestions of corruption.
	There's a suggestion that was quid pro quo.
	Joe Biden himself said, get rid of that investigator or you're not getting money.
	That's quid pro quo.
	Even if the investigator was a bad man, you're not supposed to do that.
	That's called meddling in other countries' affairs.
	That's the dictionary definition of quid pro quo.
	You cannot get a raise unless you blow me.
	You cannot get this money unless you get rid of that investigator.
	And I had got a commitment from Poroshenko and from let anything go by that they would take action against the state.
	I know, no, they come to it in the Washington Post thing.
	Foreign business practices.
	And somehow, Joe and Hunter Biden are in the middle.
	So what is going on here?
	This is like PR firms don't do this.
	When PR firms, say you're Mel Gibson and you're caught with a crackpipe in your mouth, the PR firm will just quit.
	Like when Mel Gibson said Jews started every world war, they didn't try to spin it.
	They didn't say, well, technically Jews did, but Jews also solved all the wars or some sort of spin like that.
	They just went, you're fucked.
	Bye.
	Not with Joe.
	Let me explain.
	It's perfectly innocent.
	And Trump's lying.
	That's fake news.
	In fact, we have to censor Trump because he purports this lie.
	The New York Post is wrong.
	Hamilton started the New York Post.
	That stupid musical that everyone loves when they made him black.
	Your black guy, your fake Puerto Rican Hamilton started the New York Post.
	Fact check.
	Untangling.
	It's really complicated.
	You'll notice liars, when they're lying, they say things are really complicated and they have a whole long story.
	You'll notice, remember that dude who killed his pregnant wife and his two kids?
	Chris Shaw, I think his name was.
	But he's, the police body cam of him explaining what happened is just a fucking.
	So she was coming back from Arizona at five, and then I had to get up at three.
	No, she came at three.
	I came at five.
	And what we're doing, he's just over-explaining everything because he's fucking lying.
	What?
	Chris Watts.
	The most horrific fucking murderer I've ever.
	Don't watch Lifetime.
	I'd never watched it before.
	Don't watch Lifetime if you don't want to have nightmares.
	All right.
	Okay, pause.
	The director of national intelligence testifies after a whistleblower complaint alleges Trump pushed the president of Ukraine to invest.
	Oh, yeah.
	Here's the other thing they're doing.
	Trump did, Giuliani did, say to Ukraine investigators, you might want to check out Joe Biden.
	He just did something very illegal that Gavin McInnes explains in the future.
	And that is his son is getting these unbelievably sweet deals.
	That's fucked up.
	You may want to look into that, Ukraine.
	What's the matter with that?
	That's you trying to sabotage your political adversary.
	Just because it would be convenient for Biden to go down doesn't mean that you shouldn't investigate Biden.
	So just asking to investigate Biden is a crime.
	Questioning our Lord, Joe Biden, is a crime.
	To understand how we got here, we have to understand what happened in Ukraine between 2014 and 2016.
	Okay.
	Hunter Biden, former Vice President Biden's son, joined the board of a Ukrainian natural gas company called Barisma Holdings in 2014.
	That's it.
	That picture is all you need to know.
	And they go, join 2014 sometime before 2014.
	They're trying to vindicate him here with the times.
	This is the complicated, tangled web.
	They say it's all a matter of, you have to know the dates of everything.
	No, you don't.
	This place was being investigated for corruption.
	He joined a place that's being investigated for corruption.
	They're corrupt.
	They do deals with vice president's son, my guy.
	All right, go ahead.
	No charges were filed and the investigation was dormant.
	By the time that Vice President, they are putting all their eggs in that basket.
	The investigation was dormant.
	What the fuck does that mean?
	The investigation was dormant.
	Sniffing around is sniffing around.
	There's no such thing as a dormant investigation.
	They were sniffing around this company.
	The case was not dropped.
	Biden arrived in December of 2015.
	I went over for, I guess, the 12th, 13th time to Kyiv, and I was supposed to announce that there's another billion-dollar loan guarantee.
	The prosecutor was investigating a company, right, that Hunter Biden's son worked at.
	He doesn't like that.
	That makes perfect sense.
	I get it.
	I wouldn't like it if I'd set up some sweet deal with my son and people were looking around.
	I totally get that.
	You're not going to fucking believe this.
	But their angle is he fired the prosecutor for not investigating that company enough.
	Hey, can you investigate my son's gas company?
	Hunter would probably be like, Dad, what the fuck are you doing?
	Are you trying to get me fired from this job you got me?
	Why are you having them investigate us?
	That's what she's about to say, that he wanted the prosecutor fired for not investigating enough.
	And they're repeating it on Twitter.
	They don't believe that.
	But they have to win this election because they're Bolsheviks.
	They don't care about the truth.
	They'll lie, cheat, and steal.
	We see these Project Veritas videos where they admit it.
	They say, I want to chop their heads off.
	I don't care.
	I'll lie, cheat, and steal.
	I need to win.
	Just like Bill Maher said when he goes, I wish the economy would tank so we could blame Trump.
	I guess the 12th, 13th time to Kyiv, and I was supposed to announce that there was another billion-dollar loan guarantee.
	And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they did.
	Biden pressured Ukraine to fire their top prosecutor, a guy named Viktor Shokin, because he was not sufficiently pursuing corruption cases.
	First, I looked at I said, I'm leaving in six hours.
	If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.
	The Washington Post is a retard.
	And there are people in this country that are running with that line.
	Biden was mad that the prosecutor was not investigating corruption enough.
	Oh, s ⁇ t.
	Biden, doesn't your son work at a major gas company in Ukraine?
	So you're so moral that you want everyone investigated in Ukraine, including your son.
	Investigate my son.
	Would you mind if I don't believe you?
	Got fired.
	Chokin was fired in March.
	Yuri Litinsko replaced him in May 2016.
	Why is the positive?
	Rudy Giuliani, the president's personal lawyer, met with Litinsko in both January and February.
	And just before the Ukrainian election, yes, Giuliani met with the new guy and said, hey, the previous guy got fired for sniffing around.
	That's fucked up.
	Something's going on here.
	You should look into it.
	But because the president doesn't like Biden, then you're not allowed to do that.
	Yeah, you are.
	Investigate everyone.
	There is not a truth that exists that I would not want known to the entire world.
	The quote something like that.
	Letinsko made allegations about what's not a truth which I fear or would not want known to the entire world.
	Yeah.
	Benz did in Ukraine.
	Look at Joe Biden.
	He calls them and says, don't you dare prosecute if you don't fire this prosecutor.
	The prosecutor was after his son.
	And he said, if you fire the prosecutor, you'll be okay.
	And if you don't fire the prosecutor, we're not giving you $2 billion in loan guarantees or whatever he was supposed to give.
	In May, the fact checker found no evidence to support this claim.
	Letons go eventually.
	Do you get that?
	Because if the investigation was dormant, then Biden...
	Dormant?
	Have you ever heard that term before?
	Hey, I understand your daughter was kidnapped five years ago.
	Yeah, the investigation's dormant now, so we don't care if we find her or not.
	Didn't you murder someone seven years ago?
	Yeah, but like you could say the statute of limitations, that exists, but dormant?
	Eventually walked back his suggestion that the Biden's had acted improperly, and the administration notified Congress of their intent to release military aid to Ukraine.
	July 18th, The Office of Management and Budget.
	Go back.
	I didn't understand what the fuck she was saying.
	Suggestion that the Bidens had acted improperly, and the administration notified Congress of their intent to release military aid to Ukraine.
	July 18th, the Office of Management and Budget official informed the departments and agencies that the president earlier that month had issued instructions to suspend all U.S. security assistance to Ukraine.
	Neither OMB nor the NSC staff knew why this instruction had been issued.
	Okay, so hold on.
	So the implication there is that Trump held back money until they investigated corruption.
	Wasn't Biden just bragging about that exact fucking thing in this same video, like around here?
	So quid pro quo for thee, but for me, but not for thee.
	Is that what you're fucking saying?
	Again, I want all prosecutors investigating all corruption.
	That's what a justice system is.
	The police look for the bad guys and say, you broke the law.
	Context that the new president of Ukraine would speak to Donald Trump over the phone on July 25th.
	The president pressured Mr. Trump.
	So not only are they covering for Biden and saying he fired the prosecutor for not investigating his son enough, they're now trying to put all of this on Trump and say actually it's Trump who should be fired for quid pro quo.
	To be totally honest, I don't really have a problem with quid pro quo when it's to investigate someone doing something wrong.
	I don't want to give money to Zimbabwe when he's keeping all the money.
	I do have a problem with quid pro quo when you're using it to encourage corruption and cover for your son.
	It's in this context that the new president of Ukraine would speak to Donald Trump over the phone on July 25th.
	The president pressured Mr. Zelensky to, and then there's a few bullet points.
	The first one says, initiate or continue an investigation into the activities of former Vice President Joseph Biden and his son Hunter Biden.
	After the July 25th conversation between these two.
	Oh, by the way, that's a crime that Trump implied you should investigate, what is clearly a crime.
	Yet they're constantly trying to impeach Trump and fucking steal Shidona, make up dossier, say that he wanted, he had Russian prostitutes pissing on the bed that Obama slept on.
	So these same, the Washington Post is saying, don't you dare investigate Joe Biden?
	That's political.
	When all they do is investigate Trump.
	The New York Times stole his fucking taxes.
	President and the President of the United States.
	And the White House lawyers ordered other staff to move the transcript from its typical repository to a more secure location.
	I don't care.
	What the fuck does that even mean?
	What's the complaint?
	Upon reviewing the complaint, we were immediately struck by the fact that many of the allegations of the complaint are based on a conversation between the president and another foreign leader.
	Did you discuss Joe Biden, his son, or his family with police?
	It doesn't matter what I discussed, but I will say this.
	Somebody ought to look into Joe Biden's statement because it was disgraceful.
	Lord Emperor Trump is so fucking awesome that when they put him in propaganda to try to make him look bad, you see him and go, awesome.
	Yes.
	It's true.
	It doesn't matter what the fuck he was saying.
	It's none of your business.
	And yeah, you should look into this obvious crime.
	Where he talked about billions of dollars that he's not giving to a certain country unless a certain prosecutor's taken off the case.
	You never asked anything about Joe Biden.
	The only thing I ask about Joe Biden is to get to the bottom of how it was that Lutsenko, who was appointed, dismissed the case against anti- So you did ask Ukraine to look into Joe Biden.
	Of course I did.
	How dare you question Biden's corruption?
	President Zelensky to do more on Joe Biden and investigate.
	Oh, I want him to do whatever he can.
	This was not his fault.
	He wasn't there.
	He's just been here recently.
	But whatever he can do in terms of corruption, because the corruption's massive.
	Can you believe this shit?
	I mean, in a way, I feel like I'm wasting your time because you're obviously as outraged as I am.
	But it's fun to check out what the left is up to.
	Ann Coulter watches pretty much nothing but MSNBC.
	I was with her recently at this retreat thing.
	And she just, when she gets to the cabin, she turns on MSNBC on every TV.
	And I was shocked.
	I hadn't watched it.
	That's how I learned that the Central Park Five are now referred to as the exonerated Five because it was on MSNBC.
	So it's important to check in with these people because you know this is what the fucking liberal housewives are saying, the balls, the boomer-angry woman liberals.
	He was, he had a prosecutor fired for not prosecuting enough, not investigating corruption enough.
	By the way, Trump should have the fucking prosecutor fired for not investigating corruption enough.
	Biden's son walks away with millions of dollars from Ukraine and he knows nothing and they're paying him millions of dollars.
	That's corruption.
	But none of those claims hold any water.
	And this whole idea that this was just to help Ukraine prevent corruption doesn't make sense.
	The Department of Defense had already issued a statement.
	Did you fucking hear what she just said?
	The whole idea that this was to prevent Ukraine fostering corruption doesn't make any sense.
	You just said it.
	You said that's what Biden did.
	So when you say Biden wanted to weed out corruption, that makes perfect sense.
	When we say Trump wants to weed out corruption, you say that doesn't hold any water.
	That doesn't make any sense.
	This is so fucking Orwellian.
	War is peace.
	And corruption had declined in Ukraine.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	In other words, the Department of Defense had already issued a statement saying corruption had declined in Ukraine.
	So because corruption has declined in Ukraine, it doesn't make sense to investigate Joe Biden.
	And there's basically no corruption in Ukraine.
	It's dive bombing.
	So leave Hunter Biden out of this.
	That's what she just said.
	You do not see this kind of spin in Hollywood.
	Publicist PR firms don't do this.
	With Harvey Weinstein, they just said, fuck it.
	You're screwed, dude.
	They didn't say, no, Harvey Weinstein was raped.
	These women took it.
	Like, it actually, me saying that sounds more reasonable than this.
	Harvey Weinstein is a powerful producer, powerful director.
	These women take advantage of him.
	They seduce him.
	And then he feels beholden to give them roles, or they might say that he raped them or me-tooed them.
	That lunatic statement I just made is a lot more reasonable than this shit.
	In other words, despite the president's insistence, there's no evidence that the Bidens acted inappropriately in Ukraine.
	Rather, it's his own conversations with the Ukrainian president that have come under scrutiny and will likely continue to be scrutinized in the weeks and months to come.
	I mean, they got balls.
	You got to hand it to them.
	Not only do they deny what we see with our own two eyes and hear with our own two ears, they say, actually, Trump's the guy.
	Trump should go to jail.
	Hey, we've seen what happens when people investigate the Bidens, right?
	They get fired.
	So stop investigating the Bidens, Trump, or you're going to get fired.
	What's that?
	I sent you the pic of what I saw in Moments.
	We couldn't find it when you went on Twitter.
	It's in the email.
	Oh, it's in the main email, guys.
	Yeah, that one.
	So Twitter is working for the Biden campaign.
	Joe Biden did not push out a Ukrainian prosecutor for investigating his son.
	He pushed him out for not investigating his son.
	I will build a great, great wall.
	Yeah, we're still waiting on that, Don.
	Isn't that fucking amazing?
	He ousted the Ukrainian investigator for not investigating his son.
	That's pretty, pretty mental.
	Did you see Ice Cube 17 is in the news?
	So there's some crazy program trying to kiss black ass where they're spending billions and billions.
	They're accepting the less narrative that America's racist.
	So us taxpayers are being punished for our latent racism with this program that's like $500 billion or something to provide jobs for black people.
	You want to provide jobs for black people?
	Stop rewarding women for having babies and dumping their baby daddy.
	Welfare is shattering the black family.
	We used to have, black families had jobs.
	Those dads had jobs.
	And their sons didn't get stuck in crime because they had a father.
	The left has destroyed the black family.
	And now we're taking the left's advice and pouring more money on the fire.
	Let's buy away our racism.
	We're not racist.
	Welfare is bad for everyone.
	Anyway, so they were doing this thing.
	And IceCube went to the Democrats and said, can we get going on this?
	And they said, no, because it would make Trump look good.
	So he said, fine, I'll go with Trump.
	And then Trump thanked IceCube.
	And IceCube said, I'd never fucking support a fucking person like Trump.
	IceCube defends advising the Trump administration on a plan for black America.
	Every side is the dark side for us here in America.
	How stupid is that?
	You should watch the AIU Young Turks video he did recently where he says the shooter was a Young Turks fan because he shows this clip with Chenk where this black guy's talking about how all things black are bad.
	Darkness, the dark side, and then all things white are good.
	Heaven, clouds, and that is brainwashing to make black people feel good.
	You're like, and Devin says, what about fucking white noise and black gold and a million other examples?
	Are plants racist?
	Because they don't grow in the dark?
	They need light?
	They need whiteness or they die?
	Fucking idiotic.
	But it's so the ice cube's getting all this backlash now, just like Johnny Rontin did for daring not to hate Trump.
	And this is why proud boys have a disproportionate number of visible minorities and gays and Jews and Hispanics.
	Because when they become MAGA, when they dare to go MAGA, they lose their friends and family, sometimes their fucking job.
	Their marriage falls apart.
	And we take them in with open arms.
	Come on in, Miss Fit Toy.
	Steve Bannon was talking about the Proud Boys.
	4-4.
	Known them to be a white supremacist organization.
	I don't know much about them, but I knew some of the guys associated with them.
	The guys I knew were never white supremacists.
	There was kind of a male bonding association or Western Civilization to promote that, to promote camaraderie and male bonding, things like that.
	But how did they, you've been spending time out there with them.
	Why don't you describe what they're like?
	What type of people are they?
	Are they solid citizens?
	What do we got here?
	I'll be out with Proud Boys tonight.
	They're probably, the ones I'll be out with are probably watching your show right now because I told them I was coming on.
	They're not racial supremacists.
	I haven't seen that at all.
	Many are black or Hispanic.
	I mean, they're different races, actually.
	Now, if you want to talk about racial supremacy, that's Antifa.
	That's BLM.
	That's also Boogaloo Boys.
	Cowboys, they're not that.
	You know, Joe Biden, out of all the different groups in the world to pick, he picked the exact one wrong, the exact group that he should not have picked and grouped in with the racial supremacists because they're simply not.
	They're racially very diverse.
	You've been in combat situations for 20 years.
	You've really been out of the country in countries.
	And then there was an article, My Fling with a Proud Boy, 4-3.
	And she says, a young liberal reflects on what a far-right romance taught her about men, women, love, and Life.
	See, this is what we're about.
	We're saying, put a ring on it.
	Stop fucking around.
	How much Coke do you have to do?
	How many bitches do you need to fuck?
	Look at these 40-year-old comedians, stand-up comedians in New York.
	They fucked like 200 women.
	They get drunk every night.
	They watch TV all day.
	You go, this is not a life.
	This is an adolescence.
	You're a wrinkled teenager.
	Grow the fuck up.
	But you know who I think this guy is?
	You might not remember him because he sounds very eccentric.
	He's vegan and he's got this long beard.
	Remember, there was that German dude who looked half black.
	His beard is down to here.
	He'd always wear old-timey tweed clothes and stuff.
	And he'd carry a protractor.
	I'd go, what the fuck's in your pocket?
	It's a protractor.
	Randosis.
	Yeah, well, don't dox him, moron.
	Well, no, he's out and about.
	I mean.
	And you're like, you draw a lot of circles.
	So she didn't.
	And then the picture they use is one of these tough vet types.
	He's like a most eccentric member.
	Well, yeah, he was a Mason.
	Yeah.
	But he still had the same values as the rest.
	We're very diverse.
	Speaking of the alt-right, what in the F is going on with Baked Alaska?
	I consider him a friend, but that doesn't make me responsible for everything he's ever said.
	I think he's pretty dumb, but my experiences with him has been good.
	But then I see shit like this and I'm like, dude, what are you doing?
	I don't really get you.
	I think he might just be a moron.
	But the first thing I noticed was this debate he did with Jim Goad, which is a dumb thing to do.
	Never debate Jim Goad.
	I haven't had brain surgery.
	So that's genetics.
	I'm better to you again, Jim Goad, because I haven't had brain surgery.
	Well, it owned brain surgery.
	We met that guy at Harry's.
	He wouldn't wear a pocket square, and I told him, you got to wear a pocket square.
	Oh, really?
	You were freaking me.
	I just joined this live stream to say...
	So that's his diss.
	These guys talking trash on the internet, it's fucking pathetic.
	I've never had brain surgery, so I'm better than you, Jim Goad.
	What a dumb insult.
	And don't insult people on the internet.
	It's a pussy move.
	Tony Soprano didn't tweet his threats.
	He just did it.
	You want to fight someone, wait till you're in front of them and say, you want to fucking go?
	But all this like, I'm better than you, bitch.
	It's like Louis C.K. talks about the way we act in cars.
	And we're like, fuck you.
	I hope you die.
	And we'll give them the finger.
	And he goes, imagine you're in the elevator with someone.
	You just go, fuck you, you cunt.
	We only do it when we're in a steel box.
	And this is even more pussyish than a steel box.
	So now Baked Alaska comes on to call him a child rapist faggot.
	Jim Goad is a fucking faggot.
	You're fucking gay.
	You're retarded.
	You've always been retarded.
	You're retarded, Baked.
	I know.
	Look at him baked Alaska.
	You always talk about me, Jim Goad.
	Why don't you keep getting sucked off by black guys, bro?
	I don't know anything about you other than you're a fucking gay skinhead and you love getting your cock sucked off.
	You were the dumbest guy you were talking about.
	Jeff Spikoli of the All-Right.
	Jeff Spikoli of the All-Right.
	That's pretty accurate.
	That is really accurate.
	And that's a good insight.
	You know what he's talking about?
	So in Shit Magnet, Jim talks about when he was 18 and he had a gay thing where some other black 18-year-old sucked him off.
	Huh.
	I didn't know that.
	Okay.
	I don't fucking care.
	So he's not gay.
	And then he's, I think in the book he called it, said black kid, because he was like a kid.
	They were all kids.
	Oh, and then we started.
	And that became, he has regularly, that was 40 years ago, but apparently he regularly, according to them, they take this one anecdote from a book about a fucked up childhood and they make it into his lifestyle.
	That's the gotcha, which is stupid.
	The alt-right's fucking gay.
	I don't care about the retard.
	You're retarded.
	You're retarded.
	Holy was awesome.
	You're retarded, man.
	Why do you love getting your dick sucked by black guys?
	It was 40 years ago, man.
	Oh, 40.
	See, I don't even, I'm not even that old.
	Right.
	Yeah, but you're still retarded.
	I am retarded.
	So are you mad about this?
	At least you can admit it.
	It's a disability, and I'm proud of that.
	All right.
	Well, I'd rather be retarded than be a faggot like you.
	You can look up my girlfriend, but hey, you know, I have all these women just.
	You mean you're black?
	Black voice.
	It's so fucking hot.
	It's insane.
	Why is this like you think that's a kill shot?
	You had your dick sucked.
	You're a faggot.
	It was 40 years ago.
	60% of males have.
	And I'm sure you have.
	You're calling people faggot all the time.
	I mean, that is, my son is 12.
	I hear his friends talking.
	I think they may have said that last year when they're playing video games, like, shut up, faggot.
	Or I can't understand what you're saying.
	Take the dick out of your mouth.
	That's 11 years old, sort of.
	12, you start going, wow, whatever.
	And that's, I'm going to call you shithead.
	If you think somebody's actually gay, you don't call them a faggot.
	And then when you get older, to call an adult male a faggot because you think he's gay, that's like calling someone with Down syndrome a retard.
	Yeah, it's just about.
	Yeah.
	You don't do that.
	This is a devolved.
	In fact, Anne says, I've used that word, and it's okay for me to use that word because I would never use it on someone with Down syndrome, and no one would.
	That's why you say that word because it's a given that you're not saying it to an actual retard.
	So that annoyed me.
	That was one.
	And now, and I hate doing this because it's giving the left more fodder.
	The fucking loser left who stalks everyone, like Vic Berger and Tim Heidecker and Nathan Bernard and Andy Campbell and Christopher Matthias and Samantha Kuttner.
	And there's this whole cabal.
	And all they do is follow right-wing white men and try to catch them doing bad things.
	That's their whole life.
	How fucking pathetic is that?
	Well, they're Fighting hate.
	No, you don't do hate when it's from blacks.
	You don't do hate when it's from Muslims.
	You don't do hate when it's from Jews or Hispanics.
	You're just focused on catching white males doing bad.
	What a pathetic, self-hating piece of shit you are.
	So, yeah.
	He seems to be going on this tirade where he fucks with people who tell him to wear a mask.
	And I get that.
	The mask is stupid.
	It doesn't work.
	But you're not going to get a lot of sympathizers by fucking with people who are busting their ass for $15 an hour.
	Okay, let's find out.
	Sweet.
	Like, you're fulfilling every negative stereotype about Trump men.
	Yeah, hold up.
	Okay, where's the water, Sam?
	He's had his YouTube channel shut down, and I think he's kicked off Twitter too.
	I think Tim Heidecker helped that along.
	Oh, definitely.
	Yeah, yeah.
	Tim Heidecker does.
	That's, again, that's his job.
	What a weirdo.
	He got Sam Hyde canceled.
	Yep.
	Yeah, I'm trying to put it on right now.
	Shut the fuck up, bitch.
	How about that?
	You're a little communist snitch, bro.
	You leave.
	You small ass dick, motherfucker.
	Now he's calling Asian small dicks.
	What are you going to do about it?
	What are you going to do about it, bitch?
	How about you don't talk to me like that?
	Fucking small ass dick, bitch.
	Huh?
	Small ass?
	You can't throw ass in the middle when you're calling someone saying they have a small dick.
	Because a small ass is a thing.
	And it implies you want them to have a more plump buttocks.
	A big bum.
	I wouldn't even eat your ass.
	No, thank you.
	Your ass is tiny and it sucks.
	I showed him.
	He's concerned about his penis size.
	I don't like your ass and your dick isn't...
	It wouldn't fulfill my dad.
	I would not fuck you.
	I hate faggots and I hate small dicks.
	That's a video drop.
	You're fucking cucks, dude.
	Look at you.
	Look at you.
	You're fucking 400 ass pounds.
	Get out of the fucking dick.
	You just got shut down.
	Because the cops came in and the bartender wasn't wearing a mask.
	No way.
	Yeah.
	They said this is a warning.
	You're shut down for the rest of the day.
	And we'll see how you act tomorrow.
	But yeah, businesses are getting shut down left and right in New York City.
	Bitch, they did the whole block, by the way.
	Two Mexican spots.
	Get out of here.
	We used to go to for lunch.
	They shut those all down for the day.
	And they're doing shit like, we can't see your capacity sign.
	And there's no sandwiches.
	And they go, we don't have a receipt thing.
	Well, you need to write out.
	I need written out bar tabs.
	Now, again, I never blame the boys in blue for this.
	This is their fucking, fuck the police's boss.
	Chromosomes.
	This is the top brass saying, we got to crack down.
	It's three weeks before the election.
	We got to make COVID seem worse so people don't go to vote.
	Bitch.
	Blue hair ass-looking ass bitch.
	Pull your mask up.
	How about fuck you?
	Shut the hell up and get the hell out of there.
	Oh, triggered.
	Dude, we got someone triggered over here.
	You are triggered as fuck, Emily.
	So this is blowing up all over the news.
	Can you imagine if a black dude was doing this?
	Would there be any outrage?
	You'd never hear about it.
	And then here he is at some outdoor store.
	This has become his thing.
	Holy shit, I'm wrinkly.
	I got wasted last night and did not sleep very well.
	Speaking of it, I wonder if he's drunk.
	I thought he was like not drinking because he can't or something.
	But he sounds drunk.
	Like, I don't know.
	I've been watching his streams.
	He doesn't act that way.
	He's actually pretty quiet.
	He had like Nick on the stream and it was just him just kind of standing there.
	This is most of his streams.
	He stands there, reads the comments.
	He's like, all right.
	Yo, let's go.
	And then kind of like looking around.
	That really helps God's argument that he's retarded.
	I texted him and I said, what is your deal these days?
	But the main attraction has been this girl, Sammy, who works at Taco Bell.
	And they hung out and stuff like that.
	And he was streaming just them sitting there.
	And just really nothing was going on.
	But then she was so weird that everybody was kind of into that.
	And then like, her generation is so fucking lame.
	And she thought that watching a live stream of someone on a boring date.
	Well, I know.
	Try living.
	Try living.
	I got caught up into it for some reason, but that was the day before this whole thing.
	Like that little saga was very short.
	Well, there's more.
	Let's go to the outdoors store.
	I said six sugars, you stupid bitch.
	Oh, no, that's the wrong one.
	Well, was that 1-3?
	Yeah.
	Alt-right live streamers, but oh, no, no.
	That was outdoors, and this one looks to be indoors, but let's see.
	No, when I say outdoors, I mean a store that sells camping shit, you fucking tard.
	Oh.
	Uh, yeah, I actually do.
	Do you have one?
	Yeah, we do.
	All right, thank you.
	I have one here to say, fuck your mask.
	I'm not wearing it.
	Okay, get out then, man.
	No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, uh, I want.
	Do you guys have any um get out?
	Do you have pepper?
	Do you have bear spray?
	Um, no.
	Okay, okay.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	Can I get a mask?
	I was just kidding.
	You can't really stand that low.
	Get out.
	Let me get a mask.
	What do you mean?
	I don't know if you can.
	Do these guys.
	These guys don't have an opinion on COVID.
	They're just paying their bills.
	Okay.
	This is why I don't like prank calls when they call a pizza place.
	I always change the channel.
	Because I hate someone who's working their ass off, having their time wasted by some asshole who's not at work and probably doesn't have a job.
	Creaky floor.
	These are nice tents.
	Ooh, Mondo.
	Mondo could use a new tent, couldn't he?
	All right.
	Ooh, hats.
	Dude.
	This hat looks based.
	Okay.
	Yo, dude.
	He really is the gestule of the old, right?
	Yeah, I want to get this shit.
	Dick.
	Shit's bum.
	You calling the cops over a mask?
	There's no mask mandate in Arizona, ma'am.
	There is no mask mandate in Arizona, ma'am.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Can I just buy this hat real quick?
	But that is kind of an interesting point.
	That there's no mask mandate in Arizona.
	Hmm.
	Hmm.
	Because in New York, I just said you'll get shut down.
	But apparently they wouldn't be shut down if they...
	Huh.
	I'm not being a dickhead.
	I want to buy this hat.
	That's cute.
	We're not going to sell anything.
	Why not?
	Let me just buy the hat.
	Is this not America, bro?
	No, we've asked you to leave your hat.
	Oh, it's not America.
	So you're telling us nice.
	You sound really interesting.
	So what does CZK mean?
	Is that Czechoslovakian money he's getting?
	How much do people usually donate?
	I don't know.
	I think he does pretty good.
	Like, there was like a thousand people watching when I was checking it out.
	Realizing it.
	All women do that.
	Once she gets you, don't give a damn.
	She will be cute AF.
	There's this funny thing where they were donating to that broke check I was talking to you about.
	And then after a while, he was like, he was like, oh, right.
	So that's how much they raised for you.
	And then the donations kept coming in.
	And then he was like, then instead of being like, oh, they raised that for you, he was like, oh, thanks.
	Somebody just sent me 50 bucks.
	It's pretty cool.
	Like, he just like, all right, that's all.
	This is going to be mine now.
	Why am I in this person's shitty brain?
	I want to embrace the true American spirit.
	We don't need masks.
	We want to breathe the fresh air.
	What's wrong with that?
	You sound very smart.
	Stop, please.
	I can normally get so hard.
	I sound very smart.
	Yeah, I am smart.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, there's about 0.004% people die from this thing.
	Sure?
	Yeah.
	So why are you so triggered?
	I don't think we're going to try to be.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, you are.
	You're getting mad.
	I'm just trying to buy a hat.
	Just let me buy the hat and let me move on my way.
	Is that really what you're trying to do?
	I want to buy my hat.
	I want to buy my baby.
	Who carries a baby like that?
	You need to team up with some vegan.
	You've got to be an immigrant, right?
	You just carry it around.
	You get a little baby backpack or something.
	Ultimate angle.
	Why not?
	Okay, keep going towards Angie.
	I'm worried this is a boring episode.
	It's a nice hat.
	So he calls the cops.
	Go back now to the cop thing.
	Stop.
	Okay.
	Stop.
	Put your camera down.
	Put your hands behind your back.
	What's wrong?
	What did I do?
	You've committed trespassing.
	I already talked to them on my way here.
	They asked you five times to leave.
	That's more than I'm leaving right now, sir.
	Doesn't matter.
	You lost that opportunity.
	I'm leaving right now.
	Turn around, put your hands behind your back.
	Are you serious?
	I'm dead serious.
	Why are you?
	Because these people called me and asked me to be here.
	Because of a mask, bro.
	There's no mask mandate in Arizona.
	It's a friend.
	I'm leaving right now.
	No, you're not leaving right now.
	Why?
	Turn around and put your hands behind your back.
	You're your arrest for trespassing.
	I'm dead serious.
	I'm leaving.
	Doesn't matter.
	You had that opportunity and you didn't do it.
	I'm leaving right now.
	You're going to leave this.
	And I'm leaving right now.
	No, let me leave.
	No.
	Yes.
	No.
	Stop.
	You're going to be detained.
	I don't want to do this to you.
	Come on, turn around.
	Can you please let me leave, sir?
	Can we just...
	I won't come back in here.
	Okay.
	These are the issues.
	Okay, let's...
	Okay, so that one's fun.
	So you could argue that, you know, there's a dumb law in this country.
	People are following it even when they don't have to.
	I'm going to cause a stink.
	I see that point.
	But then with this last one, this doesn't seem to have a message.
	This seems pretty indefensible.
	I said six sugars, you stupid bitch!
	I can't believe he did that.
	I said six sugars, you said.
	Shut up, baggage.
	Don't talk.
	What has this got to do with this?
	Yeah, don't talk.
	Come here, Paget.
	How much?
	Hold up.
	Hold on.
	I'll pay Pow you.
	Hold my shit.
	I'll just pay my shit.
	World star.
	I'll pay Palium.
	Yeah.
	You want to do this?
	So this is middle-class white kids acting like poor black kids.
	Oh, you come here.
	I'm ready.
	Why am I going to come up to you?
	I got my dudes up right now.
	Come on.
	Let's do it.
	Let's do it.
	Let's do it.
	Let's do it.
	Come on, do you come up with me?
	It's the whole video, by the way.
	Them just antagonizing this guy.
	And then they pepper spray him.
	I mean, what?
	Yeah, you are harassing me first.
	There's a camera right behind you filming you.
	There's literally two cameras behind you filming you.
	Who's talking?
	The guy's filming.
	Come on.
	I'm so baked as hear them.
	Are you even from here?
	Are you from here?
	You look like a transplant.
	You know what you are?
	You look like a cuck, actually.
	You look like a transplant.
	Always fucking transplanted to my city.
	If this is comedy, you're not choosing the right target.
	And if it's political, there's no political message.
	What are you guys doing?
	Just being stupid.
	Teens?
	He was probably downtown.
	Other than that, you got to choose your targets.
	When I was his age, we were fighting Nazi skinheads.
	We weren't talking trash.
	We were doing it.
	Of course, we were losing those fights because we were rich and they were poor.
	They had more fights under their belt, but we were trying.
	There was a point.
	Low impulse control.
	So one of them has a donut on a stick.
	Like that they do to cops.
	The Antifa does to cops.
	By the way, on the internet, there's way more outrage about this than any Antifa stuff or any black looting.
	Any of that.
	Vandalism, burning down cities.
	This seems to make people more angry.
	Yeah.
	This is content.
	You're a little content.
	You usually stream until content happens.
	Come on, come on.
	Oh, that guy would shrill that dude.
	I know.
	Look at his arms.
	In fact, that looks like one of the fights where you just pick up the guy and throw him on the ground.
	You're picking fights with random people.
	You don't even know what I'm talking about.
	You ask me to get a fight.
	You feel called.
	You're fighting first.
	I'm technically defending myself.
	Have it on film here.
	Defend yourself.
	Yeah, I'm defending myself.
	Have it on film.
	You're harassing.
	Who the fuck?
	I think he's going to run if the fight ever happens.
	What is that?
	Why don't you keep your mouth to the bottom?
	I'm about to make you.
	Yeah, fuck your master.
	This is one of the weirdest flexes in this video.
	When they tase him, He just stares at them like, is that all you got, bitch?
	Really?
	Yeah.
	I don't care who you are.
	Mace hurts your eyes.
	I have seen guys stand up to tasers before.
	But standing up to Mace?
	You look like a child molesting.
	Damn, a lot of child molesting shit.
	I have seen about 900 videos of black teenagers, female teenagers behaving like this on actual public freakouts.
	But it actually goes somewhere.
	My mom should have fought for this country.
	My mom is a patriot.
	Armina.
	We are in the weeds.
	Yes, it is.
	What is this?
	My mom is a patriot.
	My mom's got a purple heart.
	What a stupid pile of garbage.
	Go kill yourself.
	I think they're severely autistic.
	I think we have low IQs and severe autism going on.
	You're a loser, bro.
	Kill yourself.
	I see emulation of black hip-hop culture.
	Low impulse control.
	Claiming to be Christian but acting disrespectful towards other Graham.
	Yeah.
	Looking for content, bro.
	You're a loser, bro.
	I mean, we are sitting here watching it.
	Oh, he's his daddy.
	It is content.
	Yeah, it is content, bro.
	Put our master on the floor.
	Dude, I can make an ambulance.
	Put that shit away.
	Let's go fist to fist.
	Your hands have been in your pockets the whole time.
	David had his code, David.
	I'm not dead.
	David had no home, David.
	What do you think I'm afraid of?
	David, go home before you get arrested, bro.
	You're like fucking two feet tall.
	David, go home.
	You're going to get arrested.
	Don't touch all that.
	This is loser city.
	This is no dads.
	I don't know who the fuck any of these people are, but these kids do not have dads.
	If this was my son, holy shit, I would throw a car into the forest in a rage.
	I don't think you could have self-defense.
	I wouldn't even touch him.
	I would just pulverize everything around him.
	Cars, telephone poles.
	I'd lift up a huge piece of the lawn.
	That would be cool.
	I'd smash every window in the house with my forehand.
	That's pretty cool.
	So that way I can dodge it and fucking punch you right in your jaw.
	Go, David.
	Do it.
	Just leave.
	Do it.
	Just do it.
	I don't think streaming is synonymous with self-respect.
	Go home, David.
	This is a low cultural point in our society.
	Oh, baked up.
	We're out there looking for fucking crap.
	Should I skip?
	Oh, wait.
	I think I see a mace coming up.
	Where's the mace?
	I think it's right here.
	He didn't start a fight, did he?
	Yeah.
	Wasn't he telling...
	He dared to question them.
	It's just you can't investigate.
	Look, he just stands there.
	Is that all you got?
	Pepper spray?
	Come on, bitch.
	I think you would start going.
	Like, you've got to close your eyes and get the fuck out of there.
	I think about it, it starts going down his forehead, and I think in a little bit he goes, ow!
	Oh, really?
	That's a fight or flight.
	You don't stand there with your little paddletan teleploying machine fucking recording you.
	At least you have.
	What's everybody doing here?
	A network?
	You don't need the footage.
	Guys of shit with two 17-year-olds at a dinner shop.
	You are starting shit.
	I'm gay, bro.
	I'm bisexual.
	I'm bisexual.
	So just keep forward.
	You're a fucking loser, bro.
	Get out of here.
	And he keeps making David, go home.
	This guy just pulled a knife.
	And then he comes back.
	So he calls the cops.
	Jake up.
	Let's get the fuck out of here.
	Why?
	Did you commit a crime that you streamed?
	What the fuck?
	What is everybody doing here?
	Now they're taking off.
	You know what was a funny thing?
	The guy driving is like, I don't want you guys in my car.
	I'm not joking.
	Yeah, I bet.
	Come on.
	Pull over.
	Pull over.
	Go drop your guys off.
	No, pull over.
	It's a red light.
	No.
	You take your car.
	I'm not going to drop you off.
	Dude, we're going to check the car.
	I don't give a fuck right now.
	We want to make sure that...
	Maybe that's an Uber.
	Give us an ass.
	Yeah, he's going to go.
	He's going through it.
	He's going through it.
	Okay, Cape Town.
	Calm down.
	McRay, McGray.
	Hey.
	Well.
	Let's have a little look at the behavior in Chicago, just to juxtapose it.
	3-8.
	Fucking 3-8.
	Let's see what else is going on in the world.
	So the guy who filmed this is his store.
	So he's filming his security cameras.
	Very few people can understand, as an entrepreneur, when you build up a store like that, your rent is nuts if you have any kind of decent foot traffic.
	So I don't know where this is, but if it was in New York, it could be like $37,000 a month for your rent.
	Even in the outskirts, even in Queens, you're looking at $2,000 a month minimum.
	So you have that, you got your taxes, you're setting up the store.
	You want to make sure that people who need this can get it sooner.
	And I help develop software where they use your Wi-Fi and then you can tell where they spend their time in the store.
	And then you look at that and you go, okay, so the purses are the thing I'm making the money on.
	So this is his baby.
	This is his home.
	And it just becomes a fucking, he's watching his baby get raped, basically.
	They're ripping apart everything.
	He uses that to pay for his kids' college, his groceries, and they're just destroying it.
	Realistically, how much do they each get a piece?
	200 bucks, 300 bucks?
	And they have to really spend time to sell it?
	Yeah, no.
	Right?
	It just sits somewhere in their room.
	They forget about it.
	Some people just steal for the sake of stealing.
	I was talking to a plumber who had this guy in the job, and this tool started disappearing.
	And he caught him on camera stealing a hammer.
	It was some cheap, like, $5 wood hammer.
	You couldn't even sell it for a nickel.
	Oh, my God.
	No mask, by the way.
	This is COVID.
	You are doing a crime.
	You should be wearing a mask.
	So, one time you need a mask.
	I bet it helps prevent identifying criminals more than it helps COVID wearing the face mask.
	Or what's 3-7?
	Are we done with Baked?
	Yes.
	There was a really funny prank that somebody did to Baked, convincing him that somebody stabbed him in the neck with a syringe at WestFest.
	No, you have the wrong link up.
	3-9, I meant.
	Oh.
	That was pretty funny to watch.
	Someone convinced him that they stabbed him in the neck?
	Yeah, he's like, bro, no, please, no, dude, dude, really?
	He's like, dude, I'm just telling you what I saw.
	It was actually, hold on.
	It was very funny.
	This is the thing I don't get with removing the styrofoam.
	I gotta go.
	Do you think you look less guilty carrying just a TV down the street?
	There's the warranty you're gonna lose the remote.
	You got the USB cables.
	But this attitude is it's free TVs.
	They got insurance.
	And I think it comes from the media telling black people that they're not part of society.
	White people hate them.
	You got to see this movie, Uncle Tom.
	UncleTom.com.
	Oh, we also have to look at the war on the president, that new movie.
	Shit.
	True.
	Maybe we should watch that together.
	So if society hates me and I'm never going to get a job and they have magic money that appears in the sky, I might as well take a TV.
	Most people would see that and go, I don't want to do that.
	Those trains are my trains.
	Those TVs are my TVs.
	They're in my country.
	I don't want to, like, like when my wife slipped in Brooklyn at a CVS, this Puerto Rican woman goes, stay down, stay down.
	I got you.
	I got you.
	Like, I don't want.
	Someone sent me a, there's some lawsuit going on for people who visited someone in prison, and we had visited people in prison within the timeframe.
	He's like, dude, free money going down.
	I'm like, no, I don't want that.
	It's not right.
	But you just said that if you had Joe Biden's opportunities, you might have done the same evil thing to your son.
	Yeah, you're right.
	It was for invasive searches, right?
	What?
	It was for invasive searches.
	What are you talking about?
	Oh, is that it?
	Yeah, I believe.
	I remember that going on.
	So what was, is there, is there video footage of the Baked Alaska thing?
	No, no, no, no.
	It was at a party.
	You saw someone, a friend of mine actually, convince him that he had just been stabbed in the neck with a syringe.
	He was convinced because somebody was fucking with him just like jokingly, and they were like, they were pretending they had something.
	Not cool, by the way.
	But yeah, the guy just be like, yeah, dude, I don't know if you saw it, but he put like a syringe in your neck.
	I don't know.
	Weird.
	And he was like, Biggie was like, dude, please tell me, that's not true, right?
	Please?
	And it kept going for like an hour.
	And I was like, just tell him.
	Just tell him that that didn't happen.
	So with the riots, it appears that the blacks are doing the looting and the whites are doing the protesting.
	This is all under the auspices of Black Lives Matter.
	Look at the people who are getting arrested for a Black Lives Matter rally.
	One black guy, two black guys.
	A cat.
	No, no.
	Keep going.
	Freaks.
	You know, I bet all these mugshots have been really bad for Antifa because that black woman looks so fucking familiar, dude.
	Yeah.
	That black woman looks like the one who faked the hate crime.
	This might just be bullshit.
	Is there fact checks on this?
	Because I've seen some...
	No, this was not a person that was arrested for that guy.
	Wait, stop.
	The guy right there.
	You see the guy with the glasses with the blue hair?
	Yeah.
	Right below him, there's a gay-looking dude.
	That guy I've seen in lots of BLM protests.
	He's the one who dresses like a shitty granny.
	Yeah, I think these are just random Portland mugshots.
	And the black woman is from the hate crime.
	What's the other one?
	There's another link there, 3-7?
	I mean, memes are not facts.
	But...
	Wait, that's 3-7.
	Wait, 3-6 and 3-7 are two examples of people being arrested at...
	3-6.
	Oh, this is 3-6.
	The way you can tell 3-6 is there's a number 3 and then a number 6 next to it.
	Here's every Antifa goon arrested in Portland last night during their BLM anti-police protest.
	Yeah, I trust not the B much more.
	Look at that.
	100% white.
	But I was going to say, I think this is bad branding for Antifa because when they had masks, you could imagine a cooler dude.
	And now we see that they're ugly losers.
	So now when people think of Antifa, they think of ugly fat losers.
	All right.
	Well, that was a deep dive on Baked Alaska.
	And it was a deep dive on Biden.
	Oh, we have two more.
	One more Antifa thing.
	41 and 42, and then we'll go to the mailbag.
	4-1.
	I mean, you've seen this before, but they're taking, look at these statues.
	Everyone cheers as they take down Roosevelt and Lincoln.
	That's Teddy Roosevelt.
	And what this is, is this is our teachers, K through 12, are our enemies.
	The teachers are our enemies.
	And they have taught these dumb kids, these just Bacolis of the alt left, that our history is disgusting and wrong.
	And it doesn't matter that Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves.
	He represents America and our history.
	And we hate our history because we hate our America because we're ashamed of this place because it was stolen from the Indians and built by slaves.
	Once you say that, you shit on this country.
	Stealing a TV seems fine because this country hates me.
	And if you're white, you want to rip down all the statues because this country is corrupt and evil.
	Look at 4-2.
	I'm disappointed in law enforcement.
	Dude, can't you just dress up as Antifa, go there, and like, remember that cop was hit in the head with a baseball bat?
	It ended up being a politician's kid, by the way.
	Now, they had to do that by going through video footage and they recognized his clothes.
	And then you have a spy in there.
	He's like, fuck the pigs.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	All cops are bastards.
	I hate them too.
	Then you see someone hit a cop in the head with a baseball bat and you're like, that was awesome, dude.
	Right on.
	And now you tail him.
	Now you could either tail him all the way to like the bar where he takes off his mask finally, or you call the cops and you're like, and plus they know you're you because you were sent there for that.
	And you're like, I got the guy.
	I got him around the 45th and 3rd.
	And then when they grab him, you're like, that's the guy.
	And you could even say, if I come up and say, fuck you, pig, fuck, fuck you.
	No, fuck, fuck you, pig.
	That means I'm the witness and you got the right guy.
	So they grab him and he goes, fuck, fuck you, pig.
	You're like, that's a weird thing to say.
	We got him.
	It's very simple to me.
	Yeah.
	Is there regulations against that?
	Why don't they do that?
	Do they have to fill in paperwork and be like, well, technically, that's invasion or some stupid legal term?
	Invasion?
	I just made something up.
	Invasion.
	I didn't think that was a real word.
	Don't add that to your list, Lighthouse Tom.
	They're throwing shit on this old guy.
	Hey, old guys, if you're in a mob of BLM or Antifa, I don't care how tough you think you are.
	They will kill you.
	They will beat you senseless and then kick you in the head when you're down and you'll die.
	So if you're around a BLM crowd and you're wearing something obviously patriotic, time to go.
	Not worth it.
	This is like Heather Heyer in Charlottesville.
	You're vulnerable, my friend.
	That's an Antifa tactic.
	Yeah, fighting fire with wire.
	So go forward a bit.
	He gets sucker punched.
	Right now.
	Keep your eyes on the right.
	Just comes out of nowhere, sucker punches him, and then runs away.
	That's what happened when I got pepper sprayed.
	Oh, they disappeared.
	I would have had to be the fucking best ninja in the world to grab his hand.
	Yeah.
	Because he went through a bunch of people and then pss and then gone.
	Yep.
	What a coward.
	He had a mask on.
	And what did we do?
	We went marching right into the mob.
	We weren't a lone old man.
	We were a group of 15.
	Oh, you were there.
	You got arrested.
	I infiltrated as Antifa.
	I did not know.
	Oh, yeah, you did.
	Yeah.
	I was saying Uhuru to the guys across the street.
	I didn't know how intense Antifa was because I had just been to Deplorable.
	That's the first time I saw Antifa.
	And they were burning flags and shit, but I was walking amongst them.
	Paul and Stephen were walking amongst them.
	I had my mag hat on and everything.
	I got one guy trying to grab my hat and block my camera.
	That's it.
	So I was like, these guys aren't intense.
	And I learned that night, no, they'll isolate you, try to fuck you up with a bunch of their friends and then fail.
	And I'll get arrested.
	Yeah, for Pete's creeps.
	You got arrested for beating them up after they mobbed you.
	For reals.
	What do you think of that, Trump?
	Believe me, and I am always right.
	Yeah.
	Let's go to the mailbag.
	Let's go to the mailbox.
	Ready?
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	That guy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for writing that song.
	It's really good.
	It doesn't even get on my nerves.
	And I've heard it a hundred times.
	It's so good.
	Thank you, sir, for making that song, whoever you are.
	Trump video drop.
	The last three to four seconds of this video were clipped by Wayne Dupree.
	Would make a simple but useful Trump video drop.
	Okay.
	Zoom Ryan will be getting to that soon.
	The last three to four seconds.
	No masks.
	No masks.
	I'm not going to have an argument.
	I'm not taking any chances.
	I'm not going to have it argue.
	Hey, I'm not having any arguments.
	Jesus Christ.
	Pretty good.
	That's funny.
	I thought this was interesting.
	Thanks for calling into the show.
	P.S. I still have Fag Zone art.
	If you can give me a P.O. box.
	He shows us this picture.
	I love that guy.
	What is taking you so fucking long, dude?
	Yes, we've already shown that.
	On one end of this barrier island on the coast of North Carolina, which is basically an enlarged sandbar.
	It's one of my favorite subjects.
	I honestly think the New York accent is gone this next generation.
	I hear guys like this who have had enough of this fucking bullshit.
	And then I talk to their 13-year-old son and he goes, yeah, my dad's really mad about this stuff.
	He thinks it's really lame.
	No, your dad's really fucking pissed off.
	The dialect on this island is sometimes referred to as Hoi Toiters, which is their pronunciation of high tide.
	Poitoid on the side side, high tide on the side side.
	In the United States, the Okra Coke broke is probably the only dialect that is not identified as being from America.
	I have a lot of people that think I'm from Australia or Ireland, yeah.
	Look at these boats, these crabs.
	You know, the first people who came here from England and Ireland, Scotland just stayed isolated.
	I'm from Okra Coke.
	Oh, yeah.
	I am the 10th generation.
	You're also dying, Fatso.
	Dear Gavin McInnes and Fagin McInnes.
	Brandy, a.k.a.
	Bruce Jones, smashed the windows and attempted to attack news channel WKRG in Mobile, Alabama on Wednesday.
	The purpose repeatedly yelled, I am God.
	I have the meaning of life, while advancing on the station.
	The report describes the attacker as Bruce in the story, but then goes on to say he was dressed as a woman and identified as Brandy.
	I find it interesting that the news never reports that the attacker is transgender.
	Do you believe this is because the media is going out of its way to not have a clearly mentally ill person attached to the transgender movement?
	No, because they say you're a woman when you're a woman.
	Because they don't want to get in shit.
	We just had Amy Barnett, whatever her name is, Amy Comey Barrett, getting shit for saying sexual preference.
	Because that implies it's a choice.
	An anchor for the news station tweeted, scary morning for our station.
	A man dressed as a woman uses a tire on to smash through our front doors.
	He goes by the name Brandy Jones, but was identified as Bruce Jones.
	Blah blah.
	Thankfully, everyone's okay.
	All right, this better be good.
	The video is the second link, by the way.
	Yep.
	All right.
	The long letter.
	I like the music.
	I did that.
	You're completely fishing.
	How cool they started playing that.
	Because they recognized her.
	Come on in, Brandy.
	Hey, get that out of there.
	That shouldn't be there anyway.
	The weakest glass I've ever seen.
	What is it?
	Sugar glass?
	Strongest Randy versus weakest glass.
	Take it away.
	Dude, your hands are going to get shredded.
	He's sitting on the glass.
	Oh, there we go.
	There we go.
	Hi, it's Rit Hoyer here.
	Wow.
	That's hilarious.
	Hey, fellas, check out season two episode four of Running Wild with Bear Girls and Ed Holmes.
	When I watched it, I thought it was impressive.
	I admire men who are scared yet tough it out.
	However, I now see Ed Holmes needs to be relentlessly mocked.
	He showed how low T he is.
	You could be scared of wild bears.
	How long is this episode, dude?
	Just 41 minutes.
	Oh, good.
	I guess we're going to have an extra long app.
	Let's see here.
	Let's look for a fearful moment.
	No, that's not scary.
	Pretty well, actually.
	You look great.
	Thank you.
	Sleeping next to bear grylls was unexpectedly romantic.
	He was spooning me from time to time, which I didn't mind because it was cold last night.
	I don't think you notice.
	Well, the good news is we've got a little bit more wilderness workout to do.
	All right.
	You ready for it?
	I'm ready.
	Okay, put the fire out, get our stuff packed up, and get out of here.
	So today...
	You know, JB has an open invite for any of the censored family, probably me and Biggs, to go down and learn how to start fires, build some shelters, lean to's.
	South?
	Somewhere in the south.
	Okay, that could be a good app.
	Anyway, can we find this guy being a douche?
	Yeah.
	This feels.
	Beautiful.
	Beautiful.
	That was not something I get to do every day.
	This is so fucking boring.
	Subscriber.
	And he's not.
	He doesn't brand himself.
	He's not high T. Lot is brand to be like a Matas.
	Like, who sends someone, a stranger, a 40-minute video and says, check this out, man.
	You should make fun of him.
	Thanks for the homework assignment.
	Hey, Gavin, Faggy Rye Guy, check out this video of a police officer shutting down the students' business, forcing all the customers to leave, including the ones playing fucking mini golf.
	Fucking sad.
	Skip ahead to 445.
	Thank you.
	No, that's a boy.
	This shit is not happening in the Midwest.
	I don't have any.
	And you know what pisses me off about the police being forced to do this is now you're creating animosity towards the police at a time when their popularity is at an all-time low.
	So go out there and make more enemies.
	Walking down the aisle getting to pick out their food hero, blah, blah, blah.
	I don't make the rules.
	I don't make the rules.
	So let's not, please.
	You got to understand.
	The other thing is that the golf course has to shut down.
	There's no reason the golf course couldn't be open.
	I checked the training two people because it's every 10,000 square feet, but I was told it could be open.
	My chief's telling me to shut it down.
	So you can call my chief if you want.
	I'm being serious.
	Can you give him one post on right outside?
	You can call him.
	I'm going to start getting people to.
	New Jersey.
	Fuck, New Jersey is really hard.
	If we could just start migrating outside, you know, if you got purchases or whatever, we can maybe go.
	Chief of police, thanks, New Jersey governor.
	I hope the liberals cry over Osama Gate.
	Gavin, hope this email finds you well.
	For a long time, tease my boyfriend about you being his boyfriend because he's watched your shows daily for a long time and also reads your books.
	But in catching things that you have talked about, I've become a viewer myself.
	I wanted to send you a longer email thanking you for pushing people to be strong and giving parents advice.
	But I just got a word of all this Osama stuff.
	I have no idea what she's talking about.
	I have said since the Obama administration that it is weird that when people were losing faith in Obama, that he orchestrated the demise of Osama.
	Now we have a CIA whistleblower with an insane amount of information confirming my hunch and even more than I could ever imagine.
	We paid Iran to keep quiet.
	The Clinton Foundation is tied to terrorism in the Middle East.
	We've allowed Iran to do messed up stuff because they have this over us.
	Benghazi was a cover-up assassination.
	Have you heard of this?
	And what do you make of it?
	No, I haven't heard shit.
	Oh, it's a QAnon thing.
	Do you think MSN will barely cover this or say it's illegal to look at the documents like they did with the WikiLeak emails?
	Really hoping this opens up people's eyes.
	I don't know if it's true, and I don't see it going anywhere.
	I think the Biden thing is much better because there's...
	All right, last letter.
	Oh, he's angry at Trump now.
	Isn't that our guy?
	Yeah, I've hung out with him before.
	Yeah.
	Oh, man.
	Yeah, he's probably not happy about that.
	One time, I would hang out with him in the green room and stuff.
	And one time I was at a bar in New York that was across from Fox.
	I was looking at him.
	I hadn't seen him about a year, and I go, how do I know that fucking guy?
	And it was bugging the shit out of me.
	And then I went, oh, yeah, he blew Osama bin Laden away.
	Allegedly.
	Yeah.
	O'Neill.
	Hey, Gavin, thanks for your service.
	And Ryan, get a fucking haircut.
	How dare you?
	Seriously, I'm getting tired of the left harping on how guns in America are responsible for all the crime, and that we see as a caring citizen, I should bow down and give up my guns.
	Truth is, we do not have a gun problem, we have a bleep mail problem, as borne out by the data from the FBI.
	I think it would be great, a good idea to highlight this with the stats.
	AIU did a great episode on race and crime stats where he said it's not 1450, it's 365 or 358 or something like that.
	3% of the population is responsible for 58% of the violent crime.
	Below our stats directly from the FBI.
	I didn't compile this because I'm a racist.
	I compiled it because I'm a realist.
	Also, how about doing a show on the best things Scotland, best things about Scotland, specifically from Glasgow?
	I will start.
	One, Arnbrew.
	Two, meat fucking pies, by the way.
	Let me tell you, I miss those meat pies, those wee circular pies with the mince meat inside.
	You could be so hungover you had AIDS, and you just bite into that, and all your...
	Let me see what you get.
	No, no, no.
	It's a little mince pie.
	Look up Scottish meat pie.
	Mince pie.
	A mince pie.
	Yeah, there they fucking are, dude.
	Oh my god.
	I'm drooling.
	They look good.
	They are so fucking good.
	I actually got kind of dizzy there for a second.
	They're this big.
	They're like hockey puck sized.
	And when you go to the pub, they're in a little rack, just all heated up.
	You go grab one on your way in.
	Sometimes they're outside.
	Then go get a pint of Guinness.
	Am I the only guy with a boner right now?
	I could use a meat pie.
	The Bay City rollers, the smell of coal being burned for heat.
	Oh, I miss that.
	Huh.
	While not a Scott, Holly Willoughby is probably the hottest Brit on the planet.
	Isley in 8.4.
	Holly Willoughby.
	8.74.
	Let me look her up.
	She's okay.
	Not really doing it for me.
	You know who's, I think, one of the hottest women in the world?
	Billie Lee's weird wife.
	Kayleila?
	Hey, what's the Asian comedian that has the podcast?
	Bobby Lee.
	Bobby Lee.
	Brian John Spencer actually made a Trump with Me and Bobby Lee picture, and it's really fucking good.
	She's one of the hottest women in the world.
	Look at that picture.
	She's almost too hot in that picture.
	What a fucking smoke show to be with that silly little nidget.
	I just got a massive hug.
	All right.
	That's enough of that.
	Very anticlimactic ending.
	Let's go to our final video.
	And I love this video because I like picturing what's in the guy's head.
	Like, does he see himself as this knight?
	Because I think he says at the beginning, I told you people before.
	So is he like, I've told this news crew to stop invading people's privacy and I'm going to beat them all.
	You alright?
	What's up?
	You okay?
	What's up?
	I told you.
	Spin it.
	Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
	Hey!
	Hey!
	Oh, hey!
	Stop it!
	Hey!
	Punch him!
	Punch him in the chin!
	So easy to knock out.
	What are you doing?
	You get to try new punches.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I've always had a problem with my uppercuts.
	Oh, what the hey?
	No, it did that for me too, at that exact same spot.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	Hey, go ahead.
	Go away.
	Go.
	Get him with your stand.
	Right.
	You can put a lot of distance between you and him.
	You slow.
	Just pick up the thing.
	Put down your camera and just use that as a bat.
	That's what you get.
	No, no.
	You'll see another angle in a sec.
	You'll see hers.
	Oh.
	Leave him alone.
	I told you.
	Yeah, that's scary.
	I guess he's in a blackout, right?
	He's not going to remember any of this.
	I told you.
	That's it.
	You insulted my partner.
	We can bring charges against you.
	I already know that.
	Look, he gets in the car.
	She's not in the car.
	Talk about chivalry.
	That's her angle.
	I'm recording you right now.
	Stop it.
	All cameramen look like that guy.
	Like, round and round we go.
	Look at that.
	Get away from him.
	Why are you holding onto your equipment?
	Look at that slow punch.
	And he says, ah.
	Oh.
	That's what you get.
	This bare ass.
	God gifted you a human punching bag and you didn't take one swing?
	Calling the police.
	Yeah, the police.
	Calling the police officer.
	You don't need the police for that.
	You got the police right here.
	Bonk.
	Officer left and officer right.
	We can press charges against you.
	I hope you know that.
	I told you.
	She should get in the car.
	I told you.
	Well, he doesn't want to attack the man because he might get in trouble with his boss.
	So he's just going to let the guy hit him.
	No.
	Don't let people abuse you.
	If that's going to cost you your job, then it costs your job.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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