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Oct. 8, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S03E22 - THIS IS AMERICA [2020-10-08 - S03E22 - THIS IS AMERICA]
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Knowing you, you probably unironically like that song, right?
I just remember it when I was on the school bus.
Do you like that song or not?
It's hard to tell.
It's been a part of my life for so long.
It's like if I like it or not.
I recognize it.
That was a pretty fly for a white guy.
The band was the offspring.
We chose it because Mike Pence had a fly in his head last night and it freaked us out.
It also has the word white in it, and Mike Pence has white hair.
I'm not an offspring fan.
I'm a punk purist.
I knew a band that went on tour with them.
They had their own private jet, and it had an anarchy symbol on the tail.
I mean, when I heard that, I can't hear any of their songs ever again.
That's like if Jackass had like a private plane that had a donkey on the tail.
No, Ryan, it's nothing like that.
Anarchy means no government.
And I guess you could have no government with a plane, but it's not really the anarcho-lifestyle.
We have a fun show today for you.
I heard and getting good at it, if you will.
I heard this thing on it, if you will.
This thing on Stern where they were kicking out Ronnie Mund because he's voting for Trump.
And let me just tell you about Howard Stern.
He is not getting offered $100 million.
As the Bloomberg article said, that was a negotiation tactic.
It happened five years ago with his last contract.
He doesn't really have demand.
So I don't think he's ever coming back.
And Ronnie Mund is retiring from nothing.
And also, you don't need a limo driver when you don't travel.
Now, you might not know what I'm talking about if you don't listen to Stern, but it's on in my car.
So it's not like I go to get it, but what else is there?
There's Raw Doug Comedy, Fox News.
I get enough news.
I want to relax when I'm driving.
There's Laughs USA, and then there's The Howards, Howard 100, Howard 101.
That's pretty much it.
I don't like music anymore.
And I'm listening to that, and he's talking about how Trump is a white supremacist.
Like it's a mainstream view.
There's these three guys, Ralph, Howard Cern stylist, which is what?
Chris, this homosexual illegal alien from Canada.
And then this cunt I've never really, and I listen all the time, Jason Kaplan.
I never really heard of him.
And all three of them are saying, if you vote for Trump, we will never speak to you again because it means you're racist.
And I thought, okay, so you're very, very sensitive about anything offensive.
So you're perfect.
I guess that's conceivable when you're basically like some priest who doesn't appreciate that Trump once fucked a porn star or something.
And your idea of racism is like anyone who doesn't worship every single person that comes across the border illegally.
All right, let's check out other things you believe.
And then Jason Kaplan says, Hasidics are filthy, not real Jews, and a cult.
So it's okay to hate them.
This is the same guy that's dumping Ronnie the limo driver for being a racist.
And if you're not into Stern, this is not important.
What's important is that there is a microcosm of what's going on in this country where these fucking hypocrite Bolshevik assholes who will murder their own mother to win are telling the rest of us that we're immoral.
That's my beef.
That's what I want to focus on.
Chose this book, Why the Jews by Dennis Prager.
And Joseph Talukshkin, he's a rabbi, Joseph, Dennis Prager, you know well.
I didn't know he was a Jew when I got this book.
I got this book in Israel.
And it's a very intelligent look at anti-Semitism over the years.
And he doesn't let the Breaker doesn't let the Jews off the hook in it.
He gives them some culpability in the book.
So it's a good reader for people you see creeping into anti-Semitism.
Because when you see something like this Jason Kaplan thing, it's like the devil's luring you into anti-Semitism.
Jason Kaplan is a gino.
He's a Jew in name only.
Those are the people you're mad at.
And Soros, you hear the anti-Semites talk about Soros and you're told it's anti-Semitic to talk about Soros.
Second generation atheist.
So he's not a Jew.
Well, the Nazis don't care whether we believe in God or not.
No, the Nazis didn't care in the 40s.
It's 2020 now.
So fuck off.
If you're not praying, you're not going to the synagogue, you're not Jewish.
If you don't believe in God, you're not a Jew.
That's not an opinion.
That's just a fact.
But before we get to all that, let's look at some of these stories that are just dying on the vine.
Like Brennan Clinton, Russia, Obama.
1-1.
Ms. Breitbart broke this.
Declassified CIA documents reveal Brennan reefed Obama on Clinton's plan to tie Trump to Russia.
Look how evil Brennan is.
Again, that's the guy they base the show Homeland on.
He's a Muslim who went over there to track terrorism and ended up getting converted.
That's probably why he's so buddy-buddy with Barack.
He looks evil.
But no one is ever going to talk about this.
And this is what drives me nuts.
I always say to my wife, I go, my dad's friend of 40 years, did I talk about this yesterday?
Probably not.
My dad's friend of 40 years dumped him.
40 years.
I remember playing with their kids when I was a little kid.
Northern English guy.
So it was like the Brits were hanging out, the expats, British expats hanging out in Canada.
And he said, I can't really do a Northern English accent, but he's like, You need to tell Jim that that guy, that Mueller, he's a fucking Republican.
So this conspiracy is not a left-on-right conspiracy.
Okay, whatever.
It's all the deep state, dude.
But surely this story, you know, exonerates my dad, exonerates everyone who said, no, it's not Putin and Trump.
It's Hillary Clinton working with Russians to hack the election.
Everything they're accusing Trump of doing, they did.
And Trump just declassified all the documents, all the emails related to it.
So are all these people, all these dems libs going to come under the woodwork and go, whoa, I got to apologize.
I'm so no, absolutely not.
I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.
Silent apartheid, the American divorce.
There's no turning back.
We could prove to you that Trump flew down from the heavens and Hillary rumbled up from the ground with horns in her head.
They still be like, well, lots of people are cool in hell and lots of angels suck.
Another story that's not going anywhere is, and Ilhan Omar is a third that's going to die, but number two, you're on number two.
The McCloskeys, guilty.
What in the Sam fucking hell?
I mean, we've covered this a million times.
We literally made it into a t-shirt.
But doesn't, the reason it's a t-shirt is because doesn't that sum up everything?
Oh, speaking of t-shirts.
It's so corny.
The little post-studio Uno Cinco Tres shit.
We will be auctioning this off for the Max and John Fund.
Look at that.
Look at that beauty.
It's big, too.
Yeah.
Thick.
Obviously, we want it ourselves, but I'd rather, I don't know, take a high-quality photo of it and then give someone the original.
Brian John Spencer.
Brian John Spencer.
Instagram.
BJ Spence.
It's fucking amazing.
It's pretty intense.
And hilarious.
So that'll be up on the auction soon.
We just finished the last auction, $4,700.
And again, these are two...
We're trying to give money to a guy who fought Antifa and is now stuck in prison while his black children are fatherless.
We're trying to give money to them.
The only way we can do that without getting shut down for hate, hate funding, is to draw pictures, have an auction in New Zealand, make money, and then they send us the money, and then we send it to them.
There's that thing going on Saturday also for Max and John.
And you said you're going to kill them by donations?
Yes, I'm going to donate them today.
We're going to drink more than Saturday, October 10th, 10 p.m.
Eastern.
Tune in and have your wallet ready on vlog.tv forward slash just keep donating, donating, donating.
My God.
If we don't donate till they barf, we've let Max and John down.
Right.
They still have two more fucking years with all their like time served and their good behavior and everything.
Assuming the appeals don't go through.
By the way, the appeal still hasn't gone through.
I mean, I don't mean gone through, like, it hasn't been fully filed.
So even if they get a retrial, I guess the hope is they get let out during the retrial.
You know, I was talking to Zanoa about John and she goes, he might get released.
And I go, oh, thank God.
But I thought his appeal was barely begun.
She goes, no, the prison might just be shutting down.
That sounds apocalyptic.
I'll take it.
I don't want to live in that neighborhood.
But yeah, that's how fucked this country is that you're sitting there working to get your friend out of prison.
And he gets out because the prison just can't do its job anymore.
Can't do it.
Not going to do it.
All right.
Shall we dive into this?
I think that's all I had to say.
Wait a minute.
No, I got tons to say.
I got something to say.
I put the green screen way too early in the thing.
I apologize.
You've all seen this Trump sign that went up in Hollywood.
We all talked about that.
We talked about it on InfoWars yesterday.
But I saw this cool video of it happening.
This is exciting.
This kind of shit's fun.
Doing stuff in the middle of the night.
Oh.
Oh, Dawn.
That's an even more exciting time than the middle of the night.
Oh, yeah.
Dawn.
What's better than Dawn?
Did you know when I first saw Anthony Kumia's sister's ass, I felt sorry for her?
Why?
Because it was clear she had an ass job.
No.
Anthony got money and gave her like whatever it cost.
No way.
50 grand to have her butt cheeks done.
I don't believe that.
And I was like, that's so trashy.
That's so sad.
And it's probably not going to last.
And then I think word got to her eventually.
Maybe I've said it on the show.
And that is her ass.
She just has a great ass.
You know, someone's got a good ass where people see it and go, how much was that?
What have you done?
Like you see some 20-year-old's tits and you're like, you're 20 years old and your tits done?
Come on.
It's like, these are my tits.
Oh, oh, those are what fake tits are based on.
Right.
Based on a true fake tits are trying to do.
Those are based on a true tit and they're yours.
So that Trump sign lasted about an hour.
You can burn the shit out of any city you want.
Smash all the windows.
You can build your own little town in a town and name it after Chas Bono.
But don't put up a Trump sign near the ginos.
Then we also have, what's her name, Jane Fonda telling the world that COVID is a gift from God.
Trump is Satan, so people dying from COVID is a gift.
It's an existential crossroads, and we are people who can help determine which way humanity goes.
What a great gift.
What a tremendous opportunity.
We're just so lucky.
We have to use it with every ounce of intelligence.
This is braveheart times.
You know, I just think COVID is God's gift to the left.
Women in politics, man.
They have a chance to harness that anger.
What?
Did she just do?
Just went like this partners that anger and blow it.
It's an existential crossroads.
I thought she was always a great lady.
What a smoke show.
Especially for even now, I'd fuck her.
She kissed Nora McDonald.
But it is kind of weird that she's wishing for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of people and using their dead bodies, their rotting cadavers as a political tool.
But still, pretty hot for an old lady.
See if she does that thing.
Wait, look.
COVID is God's gift to the left.
We have a chance to harness that anger.
Oh.
Folks at home, please put a dick in her hand?
Okay, we have to have our little Antifa section that we have every show.
Our enemies are fucking losers.
Look at these dorks.
Look at this guy.
Okay, wait, wait.
Go to the second one first.
1-7.
So this guy's part of the crew comrade.
And some dude actually is a good fighter in Antifa, which is rare.
And he punches this guy's fucking teeth out for filming.
Because your camera's a cop, which is kind of a cool.
I think I like this guy.
So he gives me a warning.
Stop filming us.
We're doing crimes, which I think makes sense.
What are you doing, man?
What?
You're fucking the camera the cop, dude.
Dude, did you get off of me?
I'll fucking maze you, bro.
You, what the fuck?
You just heard someone get punched for the first time in their life.
And in every man's life, it is a 90-degree turn.
Maybe 45.
It's a major turn.
And you're not the same person after you get punched in the face.
You don't have the same attitude.
You don't talk shit.
You don't threaten to mace people.
You've been humbled.
Yeah.
Post-punch in the face, you're filming.
You got to go, stop fucking filming me, dude.
Camera's a cop.
You go, dude, I'm with you guys.
I'm really careful not to film faces.
Nah, I don't care.
You're not going to be careful enough.
This is all evidence.
There's my shoes, all this other shit.
We get caught from filming all the time, and it's as simple as a tattoo.
All right, touche.
Or, no, it's more important to me to film.
And then they have it out, and he knows it's going to get violent.
But just like, fuck off.
I'm going to mace you, bitch.
That's pre-punched in the face.
So I think this guy knocked his teeth out.
Have you ever knocked anyone's teeth out?
No.
That's a fucking hell of a punch.
Yeah, Wowzers.
My bloody nose.
Sure.
Let's get weak meth teeth.
Antifa.
Ooh, meth teeth.
Meth Titha.
Meth Titha.
Huh.
Yo, Place is on meth.
That's what Portland Antifa is.
Which is not a good combination.
Look at, I love the medic.
Medic, I went to CVS.
My teeth are broken.
Look how fat this health expert is.
Listen, they're LARPing.
I'm right here.
They think they're in mash.
I have gloves.
And wait, wait, I'm wrecking.
We got to go back a bit.
So they're talking about...
I'd like to take him halfway down the block.
What are you going to do?
Operate?
They want to move him halfway down the block.
Move him.
How do you move?
Why don't he just walk?
He just had his teeth knocked out.
He's not dying.
And look at their tools.
And also, you're Antifa and you're calling for medics for Antifa.
There's no non-Antifa people there at all.
Medic?
I love it.
Having a camera on my shoulder.
Really?
Okay, either way, how are we doing?
My teeth are broken.
Your teeth are broken.
Is there any fucking medics here, yo?
I'm right here.
Thank you.
I'm fine.
You feel dizzy?
No, I'm fine, but I'm shaking.
We're just going to get you out of the street.
Are you stirred?
I would like to move him down half a block if we can, since we're not in front of the building.
Move him down.
I'm just holding on to him.
What are you, Gurney?
I'm good now.
You good?
Hold on, kill me.
No, I'm going to fucking fight that motherfucker.
So if you're going to go fight him, we're not going to stand here and help because that's not within our skill.
Yeah, but I don't feel safe.
If you don't feel safe, I don't feel safe if no one's helping me with whatever just happened.
I got some hydrogen peroxide.
This is written.
This is scripted.
My son's on the cover of a magazine.
What the fuck?
I like your new sunglass.
Hey, I got my teeth knocked out.
Anyone got some hydrogen peroxide?
I need it to bubble up.
I got to bubble myself some new teeth.
I got to bubble up my teeth holes.
So if you're going to go fight him, we're not going to stand here and help because that's not within our scope.
Yeah, but I don't feel safe.
Some hydrogen peroxide.
Wait, oh, that's.
I'm going to clip that.
You have to clip that.
You what?
I got to clip that.
Anytime there's like a gnarly fall or something, you got some hydrogen peroxide.
And he's just as qualified as them.
She has red duct tape on her Baseball helmet and a trip to CVS, and you're a medic.
Don't forget the gloves.
Make sure you got to get those gloves on.
You don't need the gloves.
Gloves are for people who are real EMTs who deal with like 900 crackheads a night.
If you're dealing with one guy who had his teeth knocked out a month, you're fine.
Don't worry about gloves.
What are you going to do with the gloves?
Watch your hands when you get back.
Touch his mouth?
Put your hands in his mouth?
Yeah.
What the goal?
Like adjusting the various remaining teeth?
Seeing which ones are wobbly.
All right, this one's next, so just be careful, okay?
Some hydroperoxide.
I don't feel safe if no one's helping me with whatever just happened.
We're here trying to help you, okay?
We want to move you down so we get you a safe distance away here.
Is that okay?
Well, who hit me?
Is that okay?
No, I don't want help anymore.
Okay.
Can anyone tell me who hit me?
That's not our.
Wait, you don't know who hit you?
And didn't you have eyeballs?
The long-haired dude with the red writing on his black sweatshirt.
You were there.
He's right over that way.
Check your camera.
It's right there.
I know.
Yeah, but you're not a comrade if you're not going to tell me who fucking smacked me in the face.
That's my favorite line.
You're not a comrade if you're not going to tell me who smacked me in the fucking face.
Comrade if you do, comrade if you don't.
I mean, there's so much.
She's like a comrade to the puncher if she rats.
Right.
She's stuck between a comrade and a hard place.
You're just standing there.
He's over there.
I'm not a comrade.
I'm a rad.
Com.
You know.
She says something bad about him here.
He is disturbed.
He is disturbed.
Look at her.
She's a four-foot-tall little woman at the riots with her CVS bag, LARPing.
LARPing.
Get the fuck out of here.
Go home.
No one wants to do it.
It's a big Antifa thing.
Go home.
I don't want to fight because I don't know how to fight.
I just got my first punch.
Go home.
No one wants you here.
That's huge with them.
Fucking.
No, dude.
Someone needs to help this people.
You bitch did that at my bar.
Remember?
Go home.
She's like, no one here agrees with your views.
The people here's views are way more right-wing than mine, my dear.
I'm the hippie of this bar, so you should probably go.
I'm the hippie of this bar.
Yo, yo.
Man, hey, man.
Hey!
Come on, man.
You need to be a little bit more.
Hey, man.
Come on, man.
Please just go home.
No one here wants you here.
I thought you were going to kick his ass.
You found him.
Time to clean up.
He's not talking to no one, yo.
Everyone's already disbursed.
There's only 10 people here.
Beat him.
I thought you were going to go beat him up.
Why are you tending to your wounds?
Come on, man.
Don't fuck with me.
I'm just standing here.
Power trip.
Please leave him alone, yo.
I'm on his side.
We gotta change our tooth bandages here.
Hold on a sec.
Stop fucking with people.
Thank you.
Look at all the lost, confused eyes.
Oh, God.
It's like a school play with no director.
It's like Lord of the Flies with all piggies.
Lord of the Flies do much better.
Did you know that story actually happened?
Not Lord of the Flies.
I'll tell you this.
Well, that's the end of it, though.
Here's the deal.
The guy who wrote Lord of the Flies, I forget his name.
He had a horrible childhood and he was bullied and he didn't like kids.
J.D. Salinger?
No, not J.D. Salinger.
That's Catcher in the Rye.
William Golden.
Yeah, William Golden.
He didn't like kids and he had a very pessimistic view of nature over nurture.
He saw humans as fundamentally evil, which is a communist stance.
Why am I going like this?
Which is like a communist stance, you guys.
And we need to be regulated because we're evil.
Proof?
A fictional book called Lord of the Flies.
But it fucking happened.
It happened somewhere in like the Polynesia.
It was white kids.
I guess they were at a British boarding school.
And they were on one of these big pontoon things, fishing things.
It got knocked off course.
Yeah, there we go.
You got to read this story.
They were there for something like three years.
And they set up a system and they fished and they had a known as the man who was six Tongan boys.
Oh, they weren't white.
Who spent 15 months marooned on a Pacific island.
You got to read this fucking story.
It's amazing.
And there was no piggy with the con shell.
There was no rocks on heads.
They figured it out.
Humans are inherently good.
We don't need to be over-regulated.
Let the free market go.
Let nature run.
I always thought the infighting in the country and everything like that is due to a lack of a challenge that unifies.
Wait, they are white.
They look kind of white.
Anyway, you can look that up on your own time.
That's Peter Warner.
So I bring up the LARPing thing because though that was a retarded school play with no director or no teachers at all and no script, they are still dangerous.
1-6.
Look at this meathead.
Blow that up a bit.
A Portland man was arrested with a stockpile of riot weapons after allegedly...
Can you believe there's a term riot weapons in 2020?
After allegedly ambushing a police cruiser and pepper spraying an officer inside.
Now, here's what I love about this.
Zoom in on the confiscated weapons.
This guy has got one, two, three, six knives.
Wow.
Throwing knives, right?
Throwing knives.
So he envisions himself, I don't know, at the police station and the chase just going, like the dude, the Asian dude in the remake of Magnificent 7.
You think you're just going to be whipped and the guy, oh!
Right.
Yeah, you don't do a one-hit kill with a throwing knife.
You piss somebody off.
Yeah, well, what happens with him is it goes ting-ta-da-lang.
because they got armor.
And then the cop blows his head off.
No, it doesn't even make it to the guy.
You know how hard it is to whip a knife into a dude?
Probably pretty hard.
You might as well bring nunchucks.
And then finally, if you recall, a couple days ago, this is go to 2-1 first.
We had this article about how people were on a nice bicycle tour to support Black Lives Matter and a MAGA asshole in a truck.
Oh, shit, I had the wrong one.
Remember?
Yeah, this is the one I pulled up there.
Yeah.
Poop.
But maybe.
Wait, maybe it's linked to that?
It's the same blog.
I make the same mistake twice in a row.
Oh, there we go.
Activists have gathered?
Yeah, there we go.
There we go.
Wait, maybe not.
Shit.
No.
Anyway, we'll try to dig that up while I explain it.
So last week, I guess, there was this vigil on bikes in New York.
Remember, it's the same blog.
And they were there for Black Lives Matter, mine their own beesbacks, and then a MAGA dude in a truck came in and just wiped them out.
And my take was, you didn't have Black Lives Matter signs.
You just look like a bunch of people on a bike.
So how do you know that the guy in the truck was MAGA and knew what you were doing and had a problem with what you were doing?
Maybe it was just an asshole.
And it turns out it was.
And it's a black asshole.
We're used to brown assholes, but it's a black asshole.
It's like when you eat too much licorice.
And the story's dead.
So this is the way the fake news cycle rotates.
Is this it?
Fly-covered assault truck?
Fuck.
No.
Well, we'll have to give up on the original story and go back.
I'll dig it up, though, while we do something else.
But go to 1.8.
It turns out that your MAGA truck driver was a quote-unquote teen.
And this teen had a history of crime.
His last crime, by the way, they don't say his race.
Victor Green, I think his name is.
But the last crime he had was going to get some Air Jordans.
And instead of paying for them, taking off with the shoes and running over the guy's foot.
So the odds are he's not Chinese.
He doesn't want to smash to subscribe.
Hit two protesters on Fifth Avenue between just after 5.15 p.m.
Saturday.
Why don't you use that to find the original article?
And yeah, this guy had a long criminal record.
So he was, it had nothing to do with Black Lives Matter, and it had nothing to do with Trump.
You had a career criminal piece of shit who's been on a war path for the past year, seeing a joyriding, probably in a stolen truck, seeing a bunch of people in bikes and just going, fuck them, laughing his head off as he plowed through.
Kate, I'm going to search that other blog site, right?
Yeah.
Unless they changed it.
But here, I'll give you another tip on how to do your job while you're doing your job.
Sometimes if an internal website search sucks, you just put the name of the thing in Google, like New YorkPost.com, and then next to that what you're looking for, flatiron, bike, whatever.
Gotcha.
And it'll search better than the thing's internal search.
Gotcha.
Oh, this is taking long, and we're killing the show.
Don't worry, my rant's coming up.
What do we got there?
Let's see.
It's not good.
Okay.
We'll find it later.
But my point is, when you hear about MAGA people killing innocent Black Lives Matter people and you're told to ignore the 32 deaths we've had from these riots so far, something's up.
Anyway, let's get back to this Howard Stern thing that pisses me off.
I just left the studio, ready to party, turned around, reparked my car in the parking garage, because I was listening to Howard Stern and I'm so fucking pissed about this tyranny of the elites, the beta cucks,
who keep ruining everything fun.
You guys, you pussies, you loser lefties, you already have Comedy Central, you've got all the late night comedians.
Can you just fuck off, please, and stop wrecking our shit?
I had to build my own pirate ship, as Adam Carolla would say, to get away from you people.
I'm here now, censored, doing my own shit to get away from these fucking losers.
But I keep seeing everything decent get wrecked in this trend, this gentrification of pop culture that's happening in society right now in America.
And it's not just a pop culture, it's this gentrification of the left going to things that blue-collar people built, seeing that everyone's laughing, jumping in and going, that's mine now.
Actually, a good example of this is Opie and Anthony when they had a bit, and blue-collar dudes mostly.
And the bit was, let's get rid of all sports and have one sport, and it's Ohio.
And you have to go from one end of Ohio to the other.
The entire state is one big field.
And there's a team.
It's football, baseball, soccer, all combined.
And the teams are like 5,000 people each.
Silly thing.
Everyone was laughing their head off.
It's one of the funniest radio bits I've ever heard.
And then Opie chimes in and goes, what about slavery?
What?
That little is what is happening in pop culture.
So let me take a few steps back because I will get into Opie and Anthony.
I'm listening to Howard Stern in the car.
Ronnie the Limo driver.
Best part of the show.
Basically the only blue-collar dude on the show.
The only bonafide blue-collar dude.
The only dude with a New York accent.
Now there's Richard, who has a Southern accent, and he's blue-collar too, I guess.
But, you know, that's the South.
That's a whole different thing.
His dad calls in and Talks about eating roadkill and stuff, and that's awesome.
And I love those people, but it's not really, as far as the Northeast goes, it's not Stern, it's not our blue-collar culture.
We're about tradesmen and tin knockers, and that's what Anthony Kumiya used to be: a tin knocker.
So you're listening to the show, and Howard Stern, granted he's middle-class Jewish guy, but he grew up in a shithole black part of Long Island.
So I would say he's genetically middle-class, kind of like me, but he gets blue-collar.
And he gets messing with dudes, fucking with them, but still liking them.
And that's, believe it or not, a very sophisticated art form.
Like, say there was a construction site and there was a retarded kid on the site.
He was working there.
The way the other guys would sort of fuck with him, but still do it with love, that's an art form.
I don't think the left, the left is so scared of anyone handicapped or weird that they just step away.
They don't know how to, when should I laugh?
So we see this with the Howard Stern show and the whack pack.
That's a blue-collar thing.
In fact, Betelgeuse, who I think has pinhead syndrome, he was adopted by one of the listeners and he lived at his house.
I don't know where he is now.
I think he's with his mother or something.
But the guy was just, he took him in.
And Betelgeuse is like, he doesn't know anything.
He doesn't know what 8 plus 7 is.
But this guy was happy to take him in.
So that was the culture of Howard Stern.
And guys would listen to it on their lunch break, construction sites, and that built it up and built it up.
And it became what it is today, which is a major media industry.
It runs Sirius XM.
I think Stern makes $90 million a year.
So now that it's big, the elites start sniffing around.
And when I say elites, I'm not just talking about aristocrats.
I'm talking about non-blue-collar pussies, beta males.
And Stern starts succumbing to that.
He starts transforming.
He dumps his wife.
He gets a trophy wife who's so fucking stupid and pretty that she saves kittens all day.
What the fuck?
Like, that's just bad writing, right?
Are you adding any visuals in the background?
Why not?
Isn't that your job?
I see you looking at Howard Stern and Beetlejuice.
Why aren't they behind me?
You just, like, listening to the show?
You know, you're on the show, right?
So, what did you think?
Why are you looking up Howard Stern?
Okay, but why wouldn't you show that to the people?
So you forgot that you were doing a show?
No.
Alright, well, that'll be a whole other rant about how retarded millennials are.
No, I asked what you want for the background.
I'm just like, you know, just regular.
For the beginning, I also said to you, this is going to be hard work because I'm going to be talking about a lot of shit.
Anyway, Howard Stern understood the culture, built it up, making $90 million a year.
Then he starts becoming an elite.
He's living with this woman who rescues cats.
And the thing about these fake blue-collar dudes is they get a trophy wife and they want to make her happy.
That divorce sucked.
It separated my, cut my money in half.
I'm never getting divorced again.
If she wants to become a Satanist, we're Satanists.
No problem.
But what these women do is they want to go to dinner parties and they want to go to be with the elites and they want to go to Chelsea Handler's house.
Okay, what's her politics?
She hates Trump.
I hate Trump too.
I'm a pussy now.
So Kimmel and Stern converted.
Just like Ivanka Trump becoming Orthodox Jew, they converted to elitism.
And now they're pussies and they hate Trump and they wear a mask and they can't believe that people don't wear a mask and blah, blah, blah.
Same old snobby fucking aristocrat bullshit.
And that's fine.
That's none of my business.
But it starts to hurt the show.
And then they start to ostracize their viewers.
I mean, Kimmel used to be, when I first met him, he was the meanest guy in the world.
He had his show, but he was also funding the Perry Project.
A 30-year prank on a douche.
Wait, he proposed on Kimmel's show?
That can't be right.
Is that right?
That's so gay.
Remarry.
Remarry?
This is the first time I've ever been against gay marriage.
That is the gayest marriage I've ever heard of.
They're lucky gay marriage is legal.
Lame marriage.
Lame marriage is still illegal.
So, I'm sorry, I'm all over the place, but I'm so mad.
And I already ranted to my wife about it, but I had to turn her and come back to the studio because this is indicative of a pattern.
Anyway, so Howard Cern is what now?
He's this turned-out elitist, boring.
Robin, she's anyone's dog for a bone.
She's got a great gig, so she's just sort of a smaller him.
And then we have Richard, we have JD, we have Ronnie the limo driver.
You know, Richard, I just explained the difference there.
We have one blue-collar dude, basically, and he's the core of the show.
And the blue-collar guys, I know I'm middle-class, but my dad's blue-collar.
I get it.
Sort of like Stern.
They look up to Ronnie.
And then when Ronnie's in the studio, it's like they're in the studio, right?
But because this has become such a monolithic success, the pussies start sniffing around.
And I don't mean vaginas.
Guys, like, look at these guys.
I think that's Jason Kaplan.
Look at that fucking pussy.
And these wimps start sniffing around, including, including, I guess Howard Cern has a stylist named Chris who like goes to John Vaveros and makes him dress like a Long Island douche.
It's fucking embarrassing.
But anyway, these guys start becoming part of the staff and usurping, here's the key to this, my whole rant, usurping the white-collar culture that made these things great in the first place.
They've pussified it, right?
So you go, okay, well, there's still some pretty good jokes.
And that guy, what's his name?
The annoying guy that everyone hates?
Benji?
Benji.
Benji's still got some great stuff, and they still have some funny jokes and the whack pack.
But see, look, who's right in the front?
Baba Bowie's turned into a pussy.
He's anyone's dog for a bone, just like Robin.
he's all about the mask.
And I hate Trump.
He's racist.
And so they start bullying Ronnie.
Now, Ronnie doesn't want to get into it.
So he says, I'm not telling you who I'm voting for, which to them is as bad as voting for Trump.
You understand?
Like, it's that same thing as you can't be non-racist.
You have to be anti-racist.
You can't be just, you can't say it's okay to be white.
You can't say, I'm not for or against this.
You have to be against everything they believe in.
You have to say that America was stolen from the Indians, was built on slavery.
We're all horrible.
We're all horrible people as white people.
That's what you have to say, or you're a racist.
And I'm realizing 2020 is an IQ test.
If you think that Trump said that Nazis are some fine people, he didn't say that.
He was talking about the people who wanted the statues taken down.
If you think he said Mexicans are rapists, he didn't say that.
He was talking about the illegals who come across the border.
And yes, there is a disproportionate number of rapists.
They are sending their criminals.
They're not sending their best.
They are sending rapists.
They are sending drug dealers.
That's a fact.
If you think Proud Boys are racist, Proud Boys are homophobic.
And then number five, if you think Trump endorsed the Proud Boys.
If you think any of those, you fail 2020.
You fail the IQ test.
And these assholes, these elitists, these pussies over at Stern, are those failures?
They have failed that IQ test.
So they start going against Ronnie, who personifies the culture that created Howard Stern.
This is why I'm pissed off.
So they start going, well, I can't be your friend if you vote for a white supremacist because that means you're a racist.
How fucking asinine is that?
How fucking juvenile is that?
Are you a babysitter?
Are you an infant?
So let me get this straight.
60% of the population is a white supremacist.
That's weird because I've never really met one.
I mean, I met Richard Spencer.
I've met some racial realists.
We're still in the like five to six people zone.
I've probably met, what, a million people in my life.
So 60% of the country is, what, 330, 180, 180 million people or so.
I don't know, 200 million people.
They're all white supremacists.
They all are racist who think black people are less than them, want blacks to go back to Africa, want America to be all white.
That's embarrassing.
That is an embarrassing thing to say.
I've already said this a million times.
If someone said out loud at a dinner party, hi, I'm a white supremacist, the whole room would start screaming and gouging out their own eyes with forks.
It's the most controversial, weird, unheard of thing that you can be.
It's not common, and the president of the United States is not one.
But anyway, they keep pushing and pushing.
And eventually Ronnie goes, you know what?
Fuck it.
I don't want to be around these people.
I don't want to go into work where I'm ostracized, where I'm hated.
And they go, no, I just, I would feel differently about you.
And then they start patronizing him.
That's the other thing that pisses me off about fucking middle class and up.
They speak to blue-collar people like they're retarded.
So they go, Ronnie, if someone did something that you disagreed with, wouldn't you feel differently about them?
Well, yeah.
If someone fucks a kid, then I'm going to feel pretty differently about them.
I'm going to stab them.
I'm going to slit their throats.
But this is not that.
This is voting for someone, voting for a president that you got wrong.
So now you're imposing your misinterpretation on me, and you're making me into the Nazi.
War.
That's how I should have ended this, but I got a lot more to say.
So, and I understand that.
Like when they first came by Tucker Carlson's house, I heard him say something like, you know, I grew up here my whole life since I was a kid.
I'm not going to move because someone came by the house.
And then I think later, he's decided, you know what?
I don't want to be around these people.
So you're not really being pushed out because you're scared.
And that's what they kept accusing him of.
They kept saying to Stearns kept saying to him, oh, I thought you were stronger than that.
Someone disagrees with you and you're going to leave.
No, no.
Look, he's what, 74 years old?
He's been at the show for 34 years.
He is the show.
He personifies it.
He's the mascot.
He's Mr. Mett to the Mets.
And like, Mr. Met's probably been with the Mets longer than anyone in the Mets.
Ronnie's, I doubt, maybe Baba Bowie's been there longer than him.
Anyway, that's a tangent.
So he starts saying, I thought you're stronger than that.
And he goes, no, it's not about strength.
I'm not complaining.
I'm not a pussy.
I'm not saying, oh no, what have you done?
I'm just saying, I don't want to be around you.
It's not pleasant to me.
We've got at least three guys and the fucking losers.
Like, one of them is Trump's stylist.
So Trump's stylist, who don't even think he's gay, is showing up there, taking advantage of the money machine, and then ruining the culture that begot it.
That is the crux of my beef.
So, and I understand what he's saying.
Like, you know, you walk in to go get coffee down the hall, and you go, oh, shit, there's Jason.
There's Chris.
There's Ralph.
I guess I'll wait till they go to the bathroom.
Okay, they're in the bathroom now.
I'll go.
That's no way to live, especially this guy who's lived his life.
He's going to move to Nevada, Las Vegas with his hot young sex addict of a girlfriend, fiancé.
She's opening a vet.
He'll go there, go to an old man bar every day, race some cars when it's not 120 degrees.
I could never live in the desert.
The heat.
No, but I get it.
Especially when you're old.
Have a great life.
Fuck you people.
And I think they're all sort of going, oh, well, there was a disagreement and Ronnie took a suck attack and left.
And I'm like, no, dude, it's way bigger than that.
This is the plague.
This is the tyranny of the beta cucks.
They keep, we build something.
When I say we, I mean blue collars and people who appreciate blue collars.
We build something, make it awesome and fun and amazing, and then you either let it get infiltrated or infiltrate yourself.
Like Jimmy Kimmel did the man show, the Perry Project.
That was fun, crazy shit.
He was a radio, a sports radio guy who got shat on by fucking feminists and kept plowing through.
And now he's a pussy too.
Or Roseanne.
Look at Roseanne.
She built something with blue-collar culture.
It was Archie Bunker's place, but it venerated the housewife instead of Archie.
She is high on ambient, makes an unfortunate joke.
There's no evidence, by the way, that she knew Valerie Jarrett was Black.
And verily, Valerie Jarrett does dress like some sort of science fiction character.
Ideally, she would have gone with Star Trek.
She went with Planet of the Apes.
Everyone assumed, including the affirmative action hire, who was running whatever this is, NBC.
Well, you hired me because I'm black.
I better do black stuff.
Roseanne's fired.
So that was the end of that.
The elites ruined that blue-collar culture thing.
And now look at it.
Can you imagine watching the Roseanne show right now now that Roseanne, what did they do?
They killed her or something?
They killed her for possibly making a racist joke.
Ronnie was bullied out of the Howard Stern show for possibly voting for Trump because that's white supremacy.
It's always racism with this shit.
These fucking losers.
Look at that.
Black kid on the show.
The black kid was on the show, I think, before Roseanne was fired.
I think Roseanne had the first gay kiss on the show.
We are way more cool with gays and blacks and Jews and every other group than you, liberal elitists, because we hang out with them.
They're at our boxing gym.
We talk to them every day.
I see you around blacks.
You're so uncomfortable that I enjoy it.
And it takes a lot for my Schadenfraud to release endorphins.
Or Opie and Anthony.
Opie's useless.
I brought up the beginning of the show with him.
And then Anthony comes along.
He's a tin knocker.
All of a sudden, just like Ronnie Mund, he's like a lightning rod.
And everyone blue collar who's sitting board in their cars, waiting for the next shift, waiting for paint to dry, literally, waiting for the cement to arrive on the job site.
They start hearing this guy talk and they go, that's how we talk.
Awesome.
So they start enjoying the show.
This show starts building.
These guys are making millions.
I think at their peak, they're making 4 mil a year.
And then what happens?
Anthony is taking pictures in Times Square.
He sees a black tranny who just punches him in the face instantly.
Anthony's armed at the time.
This is back when it was conceivable to have a concealed carry.
And I know this is not long ago.
This may be six years ago, seven years ago.
Gun laws have gotten fucking mental in New York.
Retired cops are being harassed for their gun permits.
Anyway, he says, never says the M-word, never says anything racist.
He says there's a real problem in the black community with this instant call to violence.
He's also calling her a fucking bitch and stuff like that.
This like instead of saying, hey, what did you do?
Just to go, I don't like that bonk.
And this is just a fact.
You ever see Jackass, those shows where like someone jumps up?
You'll notice black people tend to just go and hit the monster when he jumps out.
And Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, other black leaders have talked about this in the black community and said we need to stop just going from zero to punch and try to get some words in there in between zero and punch.
Not a very controversial thing to say, but in this day and age, the elites aren't used to blue-collar talk.
So they shunk, fire him.
And what were we left with?
We were left with the Opie show, which I believe now is just him with his phone doing Instagram moments.
So Ryan and Opie are basically in the same field as far as Ryan's private life.
Ouch.
Ryan plays the guitar and films himself.
Actually, Ryan's better.
Opie goes to the Hamptons, films the beach, and just says some dumb rant about, I don't know what, Joe Rogan.
So what the elites do is they come in, they find something that hard work built, and then they ruin it with their stupid pussy rules that are based on them getting brainwashed by their wives, mainstream media, Facebook.
Like, you know that these three dorks who got...
Let's just look at them, by the way.
Let's just look at them.
What are their names?
Look at Jason Kaplan, Stern Show.
This is the guy who just ruined the Stern Show, just like firing Anthony, just like firing Roseanne.
Look at this piece of human turd.
He's like, sorry, sorry, Ronnie can't be on the show anymore.
I can't be around Trump supporters because they're Nazis.
Fuck you.
Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo.
What does he even do?
I listen to Stern every day.
I don't think I've heard of him.
So there's that guy.
Then there's Chris.
Chris, I think, is the, might be the stylist, or Chris is the gay guy from Canada who does funny blowjob jokes.
No, it's this nerd.
So an ugly lesbian man also has said, no.
So this guy comes from Canada.
Someone's been there 34 years and he's like, first of all, he's gone.
Get him out of here.
I don't want to be around anyone that supports Trump because they want to kill gays.
They're homophobic.
So buy.
Dude, bye you.
You're not invited.
How did you get here?
It reminds me one time my dad was fixing our roof and I was about four or five.
And me and my friends are playing in the front yard at 38 Stinson Avenue.
And this kid runs up.
We're playing.
And then our neighbor, Mike, we're like, Mike, come play with us.
Come play with us.
And there was me, Brian, and Tim, I think.
And Mike comes over and he goes, okay.
And he goes, but he has to go.
And he said that to Brian, and Brian went crying home.
And my dad was like, son of a bitch.
And I was too young to stand up for anyone.
And we just were like, bye, Brian.
Anyway, blah, blah, blah.
That's what happened today.
This cunt shows up and says, this thing you guys have built, it goes my way now.
Same with firing Roseanne.
The woman who fired Roseanne had been there for like a matter of months.
Are they already talking about this?
Why are those two people together?
No, I don't think so.
Yeah, that's not it.
Okay, so that's the other guy.
A brand new gay dude.
Some irrelevant fat boob piece of shit who looks like the asshole from the office.
That's a human joke.
And then I think Ralph...
Ralph's his stylist.
Does anyone dress worse than Howard Stern?
Imagine being Howard Stern's stylist.
He does that Long Island thing that Anthony does where they have a cutoff dress shirt.
Look at this guy.
Look at this fashion guru.
Look at his bangs.
He's defined.
Look at this guy with the vest and the t-shirt.
He looks like Pauly Shore.
He's defining who's in charge.
These fucking losers just stripped Howard Stern of its spine, its mascot, its callback to the blue-collar culture that created them.
Same with Opi and Anthony, same with Roseanne.
But here's the real reason I bring this up is it's not just the culture, it's demographics, it's geographics.
As I've told you before, I was just in Montana and they had a shirt that said, Don't California my Montana.
Montana had a population in 2000.
I think the entire state was a million.
It's just hardworking Americans.
They have a damn governor, which no one can figure out.
I don't know what the fuck's going on there.
It's farmers, mostly farmland.
It's mostly flat, believe it or not.
You see the Rockies mostly.
But, you know, it's fishermen and good, honest American blue-collar people busting their ass.
Everyone's in great shape.
I don't know.
The food's good.
It's just like one of the most honest places I've ever been in America.
So the taxes are nuts in California.
So what are Californians doing?
All these people I voted for who like, what's the new one now?
It's okay to have sex with someone 10 years younger than you.
So I guess a 15-year-old can have sex with a five-year-old, or at least the punishment has gone down.
You can have AIDS and infect someone and not tell them.
That's fine.
The taxes are ludicrous.
So people are leaving California and going to Montana and going to Texas, where they will then ruin Texas and ruin Montana.
So this isn't just the shows I like and the stuff I listen to.
This is your home, your state.
They keep looking at a place that hardworking people have built up, then slowly infiltrating it, gentrifying it, voting for shit socialists because it makes them feel better about themselves.
And you can afford to virtue signal, literally afford to virtue signal when you're rich.
So you do.
And then a tax bill comes in the mail and you go, fuck this.
I just like the concept of socialism.
And that was covered by that NPR show.
Remember that one?
Where I actually was banned from YouTube after talking about this.
They went and they talked about this diversity initiative that was in schools.
I think it was in New York.
What did you just Google?
Gavin, YouTube?
NPR.
It's a podcast about diversity in schools.
And they tracked down all the people that were behind this diversity initiative, and they found out none of them sent their kids to this school.
They were virtue signaling.
They sent their kids to all white schools.
And by the way, the more someone talks about diversity, the more white their school is.
Check into it.
And they went, wait a minute.
So you talked about it.
You said bussing and you invented all these things and you voted for it, but then you didn't do it.
Yeah, I didn't really want to be the guinea pig and I wanted my kids to go to a good school.
That is not a minor deal.
That is the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.
That is what just happened on Howard Stern.
That's what's happening to Montana.
That's what's happening to Texas.
That's what's happened to Roseanne.
You're seeing this with stand-up comedy.
Real people, bona fide, honest people who love everyone, build something that's dangerous and exciting and funny and weird.
They build it up separate from the mainstream.
Then the mainstream notices it's making money.
This is what selling out is.
They jump in, infect it with pussies, and then the pussies start pissing all over the place and scratching at our legs.
And then you have people like Ronnie Mond going, I don't want to be around these.
There's fucking cats everywhere.
It's disgusting, the scratching.
I'm allergic to cats.
I don't want these things in my fucking life.
And they proceed to tear it down and make it the same milquetoast shit that they're escaping.
So stop gentrifying our culture.
Stop gentrifying our communities.
And stop ruining all our fun shit with your fucking weakness.
Some things I'd like to say about that rant.
You might say, Vice gentrified Williamsburg.
They wrecked a cool thing that poor people had built up.
No, no, we didn't go to Harlem and remove the black community, take away their jazz and Jamaican patty shops and turn it into Hipsterville.
Greenpoint, I mean, sorry, Williamsburg, Brooklyn and Greenpoint, but more importantly, Williamsburg, Brooklyn were completely abandoned when we got there.
It was just warehouses.
It used to have a lot of dock work from the ports, and then that all died.
So it was just junkies and rehabs.
And then artists started moving in, and that's around when we started moving in.
And so we saved it.
I would talk to Puerto Rican moms there who go, yeah, we came back here.
We grew up here, and it was so dangerous that you would get robbed.
So now we're happy.
Is that a Puerto Rican accent I was just doing?
Close.
So we were happy with it.
So that doesn't count.
What else did I want to make sure I included in that?
Shoot.
Yeah, they project.
But I actually, someone sent me the footage.
I'm not sure it includes the Hasid part.
Wait, what are you doing?
It's auto.
Audio, rather.
Of the Howard Stern clip?
Yeah.
In this country.
That's what it opened up with, yeah.
In this country.
There's a lot of fucking craziness going on, and the craziness has got to stop.
I can't wake up to this every day.
I've heard horrible things.
I've even heard that Chris Wilding and Jason are both questioning their friendship with Ronnie if he votes for them.
So Chris Wilding is the gay guy who's here illegally, telling other Americans that they have to leave their job of 34 years if they vote for the president they want.
He can't vote.
He's illegal.
And then Jason Kaplan is this bitch that I have a real problem with.
The vision even on the show is going.
Yeah, they're actually saying they're not going to be friends with him.
Is that right, Jason?
Well, I'm not, I can't be friends with anybody that votes for a white supremacist, which Trump is.
So, you know, I know Ronnie's Jewish and, you know, I love Ronnie.
But if he, you know, if he thinks that other things are more important and needs to go in and vote for a racist and somebody who openly supports the Nazis and says there's good people on both sides and can't say that he's against the Proud Boys who are a huge anti-Semitic organization and homophobic.
The Proud Boys are a huge anti-Semitic organization.
This guy called Hasidics, filthy, occult, and not Jews.
This is a senior producer of the show.
Homophobic organization?
Yeah, I would really question it.
I'm sorry to stop.
In my head, don't cross the line of supporting.
So you mean you think it's odd that Ron edification?
This is how your job should go.
You play over time and then you show up.
You think Ronnie supports Nazis?
I think anybody who supports Trump is supporting somebody who stood in front of the American people and said there are good Nazis.
I can't denounce white supremacy.
Proud boy, stand by.
Yeah, I mean, I don't know what the other issue is.
Did you know you're thinking that Jason is thinking of ending his friendship with you over this?
No, I didn't, but that's his prerogative.
It's not ending a friendship.
It's just not.
I don't think it's got to do.
What are you doing?
You're all over the place.
I won't.
Look, there's no time.
Look, there's no time.
But if Ronnie comes out and says, yeah, I voted for Trump.
I'm a Trump supporter.
Yeah, you become now a racist to me.
Even if you're a Jew, you're a self-hating Jew.
I don't know any other way to look at it.
You're a self-hating Jew.
I feel really bad for you, Jason, that you can't live with somebody who is racist.
I feel like black people have done it all the time.
Well, I feel hard.
Chris, what is the state of your relationship with Ronnie?
The state of my relationship is, you know, as a gay person and a foreigner trying to work in this country, that if you're voting for that guy, it's basically an act of violence towards me.
And if you can't come out and even denounce this guy, forget voting for him, whatever you're doing.
If you can't denounce what he's doing, you can't claim ignorance to this anymore.
It's beyond it.
I don't care if you're not the sharpest tool in the shed.
I don't care if you're not going to be able to do that.
I don't want to violence that Trump wants gays to feel.
Where you get your news.
You have to know what's going on and you have to denounce it.
This guy's got to go.
He's got to go, Ronnie.
And if you're for him, Benji, if you're for him, I mean, we just really have nothing in common as people.
I'm sorry.
That's the fact.
You didn't know you didn't have anything in common with Benji before now?
No, there's a lot of people.
There's a lot I don't like about Benji, but there is a lot.
You know, I think fundamentally he's a good person.
And you have to know, Benj.
It's so hurtful to someone in my position to hear that people are.
By the way, you'll notice that Benji's cut out of this conversation because he's intelligent.
He's the one that brought up the Hasids.
And he's pro-Trump and a conservative.
And they would rather just not have him in the conversation.
Pick on Ronnie, who's not articulate.
There's Benji.
There's Benji.
Great guy.
For that guy.
And we're going to do it.
We're always doing this for it.
It's deeply, deeply disturbing.
Ronnie, would you be upset if your relationship with Chris is over?
Because I know you always have great hijinks with Chris.
You've always had fun with him, but it sounds like your relationship is going downhill.
I don't know.
Ronnie, can you denounce racism?
Can you denounce racism?
Well, don't put Ronnie on the spot by that, but what about your relationship with Chris?
Well, wait a minute.
Is that putting Ronnie on the spot?
Can you denounce racism?
I don't think Ronnie's prepared to denounce racism.
There's good racists and there's bad racists.
Okay.
Don't laugh around.
Anti-Semitism.
We were talking about porn and now we're talking about racism.
But go ahead, Ronnie.
You address Chris.
The only anti-Semitism I've seen has been against, has been from Jason.
Wait, where'd it go?
I'm not going to use with Chris.
You've always had fun with him, but it sounds like your relationship is going downhill.
I don't know.
Ronnie, can you denounce racism?
Well, don't put Ronnie on the spot by that, but what about your relationship with Chris?
Well, wait a minute.
Is that putting Ronnie on the spot?
Can you denounce racism?
I don't think Ronnie's prepared to denounce racism.
We're ending relationships with family members based on a meme, a rumor, a Facebook post that some chick put up.
We were talking about porn and now we're talking about racism.
But go ahead, Ronnie.
You address this.
I got nothing to say.
You're out of job.
I'm gone.
I'm gone.
You can face me.
Come on.
You're not going to be a good idea.
I got nothing to say.
Sound like Trump at the time.
Oh, geez.
I guess the cocktail party will be really quiet.
Jason, can you denounce anti-Semitism?
Can I denounce anti-Temism?
Yeah, I mean, you're always saying how filthy the Hasidics are.
What?
What?
You're always saying that.
You don't say that?
The Hasidics?
Yeah.
The Hasidics, yes.
When I lived in a Hasidic neighborhood, it was a filthy, disgusting neighborhood.
And by the way, Hasidics are not real Jews.
They are racist.
Hasidics aren't real Jews.
No, they're a cult.
They're a real Jews.
All right.
All right.
Benji.
Are you really concerned about Hasidics, Benji?
Is that really concerned?
Scott hates Trump for being an anti-Semite.
And he just called Hasidics filthy.
Yeah, this is under Rebbe Schneerson's grave site today.
Not liking a group of a cult is not being anti-Semitic.
I'm sorry.
And I'm not the president, and you're not the president, and I'm not supporting people.
Not liking a group of Jewish people.
That sounds pretty anti-Semitic Semitic to me.
Imagine if Trump said, I don't like Hasidic people?
Yeah.
Wouldn't that be fine?
If Trump said that Hasidim were a cult and they were filthy, I might agree with you that he's an anti-Semite.
But instead, the anti-Semite is right here, and I want him to go Down.
If anyone else said anything like this, but for some reason, these assholes over at Stern can say unbelievably anti-Semitic shit while Xing everyone else for being a quote-unquote Nazi.
Isn't that deplorable?
Supports racism in that sense.
You think Trump supports Hasidics?
Benji?
I think probably most Hasidics support Trump.
All right.
Benji's taking me down a vortex that I'm not sure.
So that's when they cut Benji off.
Sorry, you're making too much sense.
I am squared.
Fuck this guy.
What a pig.
And you know, he's so glib.
That's the other thing I hate about these lefties.
They're so glib.
Let's talk to Ron Coleman right now about making this asshole pay for his anti-Semitic bullshit.
Hey, Ron.
Hey.
Hasidics are a cult.
They're filthy, and they're not real Jews.
So it's okay to hate them.
That's hurtful.
Some of my best friends are Hasidim.
Some of my best clients are Hasidim.
Well, they're also a powerful force in politics.
I want them to take this guy, Jason Kaplan, down.
He just said that on Howard Stern.
And I'm calling you because you called this a long time ago.
You said the left have become Bolsheviks.
And the best evidence of that is Jews stabbing Jews in the back if it helps them win.
This guy was terrorizing Ronnie the limo driver, a staple on the Howard Stern show.
And he said, I can't be your friend anymore if you vote for Trump because he's a white supremacist and that means you're racist.
Then this guy, Benji, brings up, well, you always talk shit about, and they kept calling him Hasidics instead of Hasidim.
You talk shit about Hasidics.
And he said, what I told you, they're filthy, they're occult, they're not real Jews.
These people are very threatened by the depiction of Jews in the media.
Forget whether they're even demonstrating.
The mere fact that they are seeing very Jewishy Jews being very Jewish-y makes them uncomfortable because they want to be Jewish when it's good for a gag or when it's good for the introduction to a slam against other Jews like speaking as a Jew.
But for purposes of the way they live their life, the choices they make, what informs their ethical choices in life, much less ritual observance of religion.
It's meaningless to them.
And what they want is to be accepted completely on the level of complete assimilation, but always being able to play the Jew card whenever it's convenient for them.
It's pretty distasteful, but it's certainly extra distasteful when they say terrible things like this.
They don't know anything about Hasidim.
They never met Hasidim.
Hasidim aren't necessarily interested in meeting them, much less listening to Howard Stern, by the way.
And I don't know if we can be friends anymore.
You're going to continue listening to Howard Stern.
But, you know, it's disgusting.
You're right.
Let's take them down.
Can I at least, is there a way I can tell the, I guess it's not a totally unified community, but I wish there was a way I could tell them that Jason Kaplan on Howard Stern said they stink, they're filthy, they're a cult, and they're not real Jews.
They don't care about Jason Kaplan.
They don't care about Howard Stern.
They consider them to be garbage.
If they even, if you could spend, if they would give you five minutes, and maybe they would if you were with me, and I gave them all the secret signals.
If you gave them five minutes, if they gave you five minutes to explain who these people were, they would shrug their shoulders and say, why on earth would we care what a piece of garbage like this thinks of us?
So I understand that in the media world and in the new media world and in the comedy media world and whatever it is, the world is that you inhabit, the views of these people have some significance.
But to the Chasidim, nothing could be less interesting or significant.
Well, I guess.
I mean, I'm just so angry.
And I know that they would use the same tactics against our side.
And it's just, you called this so long ago.
These Bolsheviks will do anything to win.
And did you see the CEO of Twitter was caught saying, we have to line up these free market capitalism.
I think he calls them me first capitalists.
Line them up and shoot them.
And I'll provide the video commentary.
Like the Bolshevism thing is straying from an analogy and becoming just a fact.
Yeah.
And I think it's really important when you say that.
It's not just name-calling.
It's not just like, oh, they're combines and Bolsheviks are combies, but we're not talking about that.
If you understand the way in which Bolsheviks took power and the revolutionary nihilistic movements that grew out of the French Revolution and which resulted in the Bolshevik coup d'état, which of course, as you know, was not the popular uprising that removed the Tsar from power,
but was a coup d'etat by a very small group that called themselves Bolsheviks, which, as you know, means majority.
They were, in fact, a small minority.
Those are the tactics that are being employed very much right now and which have been promulgated since the 1960s among the American left and in the universities.
And yes, it's folding right before our eyes.
It's really quite nauseating.
Well, last point.
I was very disappointed not far after the shooting at the kosher deli to see Black Lives Matter signs in Brooklyn and Orthodox Jews, I don't think Hasidim, with signs saying Black Lives Matter.
And it was like, please don't hurt me.
Please don't hurt me.
And we remember from high school when bullies would be beating up a nerd and he'd say, what did I ever do to you?
The bully would never go, that's kind of a wake-up call.
I'm going to stop wedging you.
You just have to fight back.
And now, last night, we're seeing fires and parties and Trump signs.
And the Orthodox community is fighting back in a big way.
That's inspiring.
Well, I'll promise you that those guys who were standing out in Ocean Property with those signs represented no one but themselves.
New one.
You're talking about the first Black Lives Matter thing.
Yeah.
You know, the please don't hit me guys.
I know some of them, they are trying to regain relevance.
They have failed miserably.
What you saw in Borough Crock last night, except to the extent that it involved any displeasure between police and Hasidim, was much more, much more parford, of course.
Yeah, de Blasio doesn't mind 200,000 people in front of the Brooklyn Museum saying black trans lives matter.
But when Orthodox Jews, who, by the way, they keep to themselves the Hasidim, I'm mixing both Orthodox and Hasidim, but they keep to themselves.
So if, God forbid, there was an outbreak, it won't be spreading throughout the world.
No, that's right.
It's just us.
Not only that, I think everyone in the community actually understands that we've essentially achieved herd immunity.
In Borough Park and Williamsburg, your old neighborhood, Hasidim have been interacting without meaningful social distancing for many, many months.
There's been virtually no increase in hospitalization.
Have more people gotten sick?
Yeah.
Just like when people leave the house, more people are going to get sick.
But nothing that would require massive government control over people's lives and liberties, and much less the First Amendment for free worship, rights to freedom of worship.
Well, it's hard to quantify, but it kind of feels from the outside looking in that there's a new hubris, a new enthusiasm, a new sort of a will to fight amongst Orthodox institutions.
People have had it.
People have had it, and they've had it not only with the political leadership, but with certain aspects and certain components of the communal leadership.
And that's going to come out a lot more strongly.
It's not, might not be pretty in the coming weeks and months.
Ooh, so the Jewish community is mad at the top brass within the Jewish community.
Well, being Jews, everyone thinks he's top brass.
Chosen ones.
But there's something going on, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Well, let's check in and get the gossip as it evolves.
Rush to space.
Thanks, Ron.
Great to see you.
Some other things before we get to the mailbag.
I know this is a long show, but I didn't mention this, but Archie Bunker was built by Norman Lear as a fuck you to the working class.
He assumed that just like Jason Kaplan, he assumed that all working class people are stupid, scumbag racists.
So he put Archie Bunker up on the screen and he was, yeah, the college moving in a neighborhood.
Oh, Archie.
That was a really good Edith, that was.
Wow.
That's never happening again.
Oh, Archie.
Would you be quiet there, meet him?
Oh, Archie.
I'm sorry.
You want to make some soup?
Oh, I don't know, Archie.
Should Parkinson's.
Oh, fucking Allie's got a great scoop on Parkinson's, Joe Biden having Parkinson's.
But before I get to that, yeah.
So Archie Bunker was made as a fuck you to the working class, which has sort of been the theme of all this.
Jason Kaplan saying fuck you to Ronnie Mund, who's Jewish.
But America knows working class people, unlike the elites, unlike Norman Lear.
They talk to Archie Bunkers.
They've been to Astoria Queens and they see that they're good guys.
So Archie Bunker took off.
And Norman Lear went, he was dismayed by the popularity of Arch.
He kept trying to get woke and go broke.
They redid it.
Jimmy Kimmel and Justin Thoreau redid it recently with celebrities, which was cringe.
But America loved that.
So that was kind of like Stern and ONA where they capitalized on working class culture and then ate themselves.
Archie Bunker is a very similar case, but different in the sense that it was built on working class culture, but it wasn't meant to.
ONA and Stern were meant to take advantage of working class culture and cash out.
This place was meant to take a huge dump on working class culture, but it thrived.
And they went, oh, okay.
It's a hell of a paycheck.
Let's just keep running with it.
I don't even think the guy who played Archie Bunker liked Archie Bunker.
Carol...
Carol Connor.
I was going to say Carol Channing.
Carol Connor.
Oh, Edith.
I'm Archie Bunker.
Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
I'm really good at the 1960s imitation.
But yeah, I emailed you this.
Allie has a whole super scoop about Biden having Parkinson's.
I'll take the soup.
After I've released this video and you've watched these next few minutes, I don't think the media will be able to ignore that Joe Biden is sick.
Show the head drop down.
Shoulders down, a resting tremor.
Confusion or disorientation.
Could this be Parkinson's disease?
The part I don't get though is he says they I talked to him they knowingly ran a candidate with Parkinson's there's been much controversy surrounding former Vice President Joseph R. Biden's deteriorating health condition do they want him to die it's it's like a Trojan horse for Kamala yeah yeah that's I makes sense to me oh he got the pence eye explosion yeah it was and
tell me something interesting to check out so they knew we had Parkinson's and they ran him for president anyway this is getting more sinister by the day 2020 is a bizarre bruckheimer action movie let's um do we have any uh loose ends with that uh city article oh sorry that's another one yeah so we i i Ryan dug that up.
This is really interesting.
It's actually worse than I thought.
So Black Kid is joyriding, stealing cars.
I don't know how he got that car.
He plows into a bunch of cyclists.
He doesn't know that they're there for Black Lives Matter.
It's not obvious.
But what the lefties do now, and what the news does, and this is what you hear about every day, they totally ignore left-wing violence or just black thug violence, and they try to emphasize mega violence.
So chaos and fear as Trumpists and a domestic terrorist take over roadways.
I wonder how Gersh Kuntzman is feeling about his hypothesis now.
So you go down, and it starts out, let's go to the top.
So we start out with just those trucks, go to the top.
So we start out with just that Trump rally and, well, there's a shadow there.
There was a bunch of people driving up and down Manhattan with Trump flags.
That's not chaos.
That's not fear.
If you have a problem with that, you're a fucking imbecile.
And now go down, but they lump that in with this.
Driver intentionally runs over cyclists during bike protest.
True.
But in the context of this Trumpists and fear and MAGA, now we have the MAGA trucks you just saw in the opening running over the cyclists.
He didn't have flags on it, but he was part of that gang.
That's the implication there.
That's how they do this.
Different time of day and everything.
Yes, totally different part of the city.
That was Flatiron, and Trump Tower is way up by Central Park.
He did beep and then slow down.
By the way, too.
Yeah, he was probably running from the cops or something.
So anyway, go down.
So that's what we reported a few days ago.
And it's framed here to look like a MAGA guy who hates Black Lives Matter and thinks Black Lives Don't Matter.
There's the narrative.
Of course, there'll be no update on this.
And this guy, Gersh Kuntzman, won't say, oh, sorry, it turns out it was just a parade with people with Trump flags that was triggering a bunch of lefties.
And then separately, a black kid ran at some white people on a bike.
They take a black kid running over white people on a bike and they turn that into MAGA attacks Black Lives Matter.
That's the media today, folks, in a nutshell.
This is a very microcosmic episode.
Gersh Kuntzman.
What seems like a silly random event.
There's Gersh.
Yes, I'm a wimp.
He's a proud wimp.
Oh my God, that's the guy who got PTSD from an AR-15.
No.
Oh, wow.
Yes.
Yes.
That's the guy.
What a fucking loser.
I believe he was crying.
Here, click on that one above.
He's a proud wimp.
No, the one where he's holding the gun?
Okay.
Now it's above my head.
There you go.
Is there a video there?
Remember, we were all joking about that.
That was when four years ago.
Bravely shoots.
Terrifying experience.
Got a video?
Ah, poo.
Sure, there's a video.
Anyway, we're off at 100 tangents there.
Gersh Kuntzman personifies the left-wing media.
He cries when he shoots a fucking gun.
What a loser.
Ryan, shut up.
You don't have a damn.
Let's turn our eyes together.
Let me touch it.
I'm no proud boy, but something tells me this guy could potentially be a provocateur.
Only you guys can confirm or deny that.
All right, let's see what we got here.
How come I can get it up in one second and you're fucking around?
I wasn't even in the I don't follow the news, you know, and I have my facts correctly.
You know, I'm also a proud boy if you guys understand who they are.
The people don't understand.
Proud boys, it's like a very inclusive, multiracial organization.
Brothers, you know, but we're there.
Just like the Marines.
We're the first to come in with this something happening.
He said, stand back and stand by.
What did you take back to mean?
Basically, he says, guys, wait for my orders.
And that's exactly what we're waiting for.
You're not violent.
If Trump doesn't get re-elected, okay, there's going to be a riot.
If he doesn't get re-elected, this is when you're going to see civil war.
We also follow Pew.
We have to get some jump cuts.
A lot of jump cuts.
A lot of jump cuts.
I would recognize this guy.
Right.
Yeah.
I don't recognize that dude.
Me neither.
Yeah, that's a totally fake fucking interview.
They put the Joker music behind it for why.
You're right, though.
That's total bullshit.
To make a lispy Puerto Rican sound scary?
Anti-Semitic stickers were posted all around my city which promoted this response casually grouping the Prowboys in with Nazis.
Isn't it funny how even when they do nothing they are blamed?
So it says beware and has a large schnaz.
There's nothing else in Prowboys.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Wrong.
Very wrong.
Nazis are coming to town.
This bullshit narrative puts my family in danger, by the way.
So thank you for that.
Thank you for getting my non-white kids put in harm's way because I don't know why.
I really don't know why.
You're so obsessed with this bullshit.
FBI thwarts militia plot to assassinate Michigan governor.
Oh, is this the right behaving badly?
For real?
Wolverine Watchmen.
The f ⁇ I've never heard of them.
But is this...
I'm totally open, by the way, to right-wing violence.
Meaning that it exists.
Right.
You know what I mean?
But how come I've never heard of the wolf the Wolverine Watchmen?
Is this like a Comic-Con promotional stunt?
Publicity stunt?
Yeah.
Here, there's there's a live feed.
Oh, stand by for live video.
This is uh happening right now.
Updates and arrests over plot to kidnap uh Michigan governor.
All right, so that looks like it potentially might be bona fide right-wing violence.
Finally.
Thank God.
Imagine again, I'm not saying finally because I want it.
I'm saying finally because all we see is left-wing violence, but all we hear about is right-wing violence.
So I would like some proof.
Imagine the left finally gets an actual white supremacist right-wing thing.
Every time they catch them, it's like four teenagers.
Like Atomwaffen was literally four teenagers.
And then the deaths that surround Atomoffen, one of them was one of Adam Woffen killing the other Adam Waffen because one of them had become a Muslim and the other was making fun of him for that.
Really a threat to your community, is it?
Gravel and Rice and I love your show and I'll support it forever.
The best part of my day at work is when I refresh my censored page to see what you have new up.
My favorite moments are when you go through TLC shows.
We should get back to that.
Overall, it's your show.
Always love it.
You can gladly ball this up and throw it in the suggestion box.
Love you both, Scotty.
That's nice.
This is from Marty.
Hey, Gavin, Anal Chinook, McInnes, and Ryan FlyGuy.
I noticed you enjoyed the Orsumel's champagne outtakes.
His frozen food commercials are hilarious.
315 is a good drop for when you get a bad letter.
315 and 433 are also hilarious.
315, 433.
Yep.
Is he drunk in this tour?
Because Vindus freeze the card at sea and then add a crumb crisp.
Cool crumb crisp coating.
That's tough, crumb-crisp coating.
I think, no, because of the way it's written, you need to break it up because it's not as conversationally written.
What?
Take crumb out.
Good.
Here under protest is beef burgers.
We know a little place in the American Far West where Charlie Briggs chops up the finest prairie-fed beef and tastes...
This is a lot of shit.
You know that.
You want one more?
Yeah, I've seen that.
That's not even close to as awesome as him being wasted.
Although, you get to hear there what he thought he sounded like when he was wasted in the Palm Massant.
I've got this.
French champagne is put with the finest excellence.
Hey, retard in the rice ball in this week's show, a viewer wrote to the mailb and used the word tenants.
Oh my god.
So this one's only to me.
I have received this email so many times.
You are correct.
You're right.
I'm wrong.
I was mad at people for saying tenants, like the building person who lives in the apartment and was telling them it's tenants with an E. But there's also no second N. It's tenets.
T-E-N-E-T-S.
I was saying it wrong.
You got me.
Please stop sending me this correction, you fucking pedantic nerds.
Enough.
Jesus Christ.
Everywhere.
Tenants.
Congratulations.
You got one.
I will eat your ass.
Wrong.
You could have an aneurysm on a toilet.
You never know.
You cut that a little too short.
Oh, man.
Interesting problem.
What's mentioned in the latest video by Julia Nolke, a genuinely talented female comedy performer.
She's talking to her former self from June 2020 about what's going on in the world.
Watch from 115, but the whole thing is pretty good.
Oh.
Oh, no.
No.
I thought we were done with this whole thing.
Okay, so whenabouts are you from?
October.
Wow.
Okay.
Great.
October.
Amazing.
So soon.
There's so much here left.
Look, I don't want to be here any more than you want me here, so can we just do this?
Yeah.
Okay, let's get it over with.
Nice and quick.
Good news or bad news?
Who fucking cares?
I don't know.
Bad news.
Do it.
Let's get it over with.
We'll end on an up note.
Honestly, there's nothing you can say.
Things are so bad right now.
I am certain that they only get better.
Whereabouts you at?
The protests for racial injustice about George Floyd.
What did you say?
Did you say something different?
I said George Floyd.
I think so.
I said George Floyd.
Because I think, I mean, presumably things are better, you know, because we all...
I posted a black square.
This is terrible.
Where was the...
Did we get to the thing?
Where's the Proud Boys thing?
Did you do the right timestamp?
They said the whole thing was good.
115.
Okay, I got 115.
There's some things that are better.
I mean, the NBA players are being a lot more active in Black Lives Matter, which I think is making a difference.
Oh, that's, that's, I mean, that's great.
Yeah, I guess.
I mean, I love that.
That's, I mean, those are some Proud Boys there.
Ooh.
Let's not call them that.
Why?
You know what?
Actually, let's just...
Let's rewind.
Maybe, maybe just right now, just for safety, let's just say you're not a supporter of Proud Boys.
Why would I say that?
Say it.
It's easy.
I denounce the Proud Boy.
I don't want to say it.
Yeah, say it.
It's easier.
It's better.
It's better.
I'm not going to say it.
I'm not going to.
I don't want to say what this is about.
I'm not going to say it.
Say it.
Oh.
You okay over there?
Yep.
Yeah, I've got this new thing I like to do.
Just calm down my anxiety.
It's a mantra I have: it's relax, breathe, ground.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah, or I'm RBG for short.
Oh, shit.
Okay, let's skip that one.
That reminds me of Anthony's girlfriend.
That was terrible, dude.
You're a fucking nerd.
Doesn't that look just like her, though?
Hey, uh, where the fuck does Gavin get his information?
Eddie is Dutch Javanese from the Dutch East Indies.
His dad was a musician, salah.
You two never do the slightest research, apparently.
Sorry.
So he was Indonesian, not Filipino.
Genetically, how different are they?
Like 1%?
Right.
Is that really important information?
He's not Filipino.
He's Indonesian.
Aren't those two like pretty close together?
Let me look that up.
Indonesia.
Right?
Maps.
Maps.
Okay.
Where we got Malaysia, we got all that sh all those shithole.
It's one island over.
Dude, it's like...
It's probably a 20-minute private plane ride.
They play catch on Manado and Zimboaga City.
Just throw a ball to each other.
Yeah.
Could we be closer?
The Philippines.
I mean, it's close.
Taiwan, Vietnam, it's all the same area.
Let me look at flights.
Indonesia.
Could you do directions?
Can you say Philippines?
I don't know.
Does it do like a flight?
No results found.
Poop.
We just boat right the hell there.
Yeah, I don't want to drive or walk.
I want to fly.
Let's see.
Oh, look, 50 miles.
There's the key up here.
So that one inch is like 50 miles.
That's 50.
100.
250.
200.
Less than 300 miles away.
Okay, sorry.
I was 300 miles off.
And when you're talking about race, that's zero centimeters off.
This is the guy with the Air 15, by the way.
Oh, good.
Let's see what he says.
You're saying that weapon is even more dangerous in the wrong hands than this weapon.
Of course.
AK looks almost the same, but it's the same dangerous even more.
The sheer firepower of those kind of weapons is absolutely awesome.
My ears are still ringing, and we had serious sound protection.
It's a very dangerous weapon in the wrong hands, as Frank said, and keeping it out of the wrong hands.
Dangerous in the wrong hands.
So that's the guy who takes a black kid plowing into white people and says it's an example of anti-black racism.
Could you be more of a fucking amateur?
Kirsch Kuntzman.
Easy to remember that name.
Who wore it better?
And then we have Obama with a fly in his face and Pence with a fly in his face, which is a good way to end the show.
Nice book ending with the fly.
All right, let's go to our final video.
You know, there's a song by African Boy where he goes, you think you're tough now?
Come to Africa.
It's actually part of an MIA song.
But if you think you're tough, white people, go to Russia.
You see that Antifa kid when he got punched in the face?
He said, you're not a comrade unless you tell me where I can kick his ass.
And then he just said, please go home.
So that's white tough guys in America.
Let's see white tough guys in Moscow.
He was probably talking shit about them, the dude with the standing up there.
Hey, were you the one talking shit to me?
Yeah, you're going to fucking.
Look at the other guy.
I want to start dressing like this.
Let's start dressing like Russian.
Oh, shit.
Is that a knife?
Is that a knife?
I don't know.
I think it's just a resting fist.
I don't want to show murders.
Is that your friend?
Tell him to not talk shit on his podcast.
Take the fuck away from me.
He was talking shit.
He was calling the Chant Cowboys pussies.
And we're here to show you we're not pussies.
So I break all his ribs.
I'd keep it rolling.
Nice thread count on that.
Very breathable.
Look at that.
Oh, beautiful view.
145 rubes.
He's donating 133 robes.
Okay, I guess it doesn't need to get any better than that.
Not for that guy.
Try not to get yourselves killed.
But hey, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Now he's got me!
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