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Sept. 24, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S03E17 - FULL OF SHIT [2020-09-24 - S03E17 - FULL OF SHIT]

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	Look at these skinny cucks with masks on, acting like they non-lethal.
	But at the protest, they fuck with all people.
	CNN categorizes them as all peaceful.
	I'm from New York.
	Get off my line.
	Swearing that they all dump.
	Yo, I don't know who that was.
	I'm supposed to talk about shit editorially in order to get the rights to play them songs and not get sued.
	That looks like it's by no name.
	Because Antifa terrorizes those who question them because they are fascists.
	Good, boys and girls.
	Good.
	Today's book is The Botany of Desire by Michael Poland.
	Michael Poland's article, An Animal's Place, affected me so deeply, I gave up vegetarianism after 15 years.
	That's how persuasive he is as a writer.
	Very talented chap.
	But this book isn't about that.
	This book is about who's zooming who when it comes to these fucking plants.
	Remember I told you about that great quote about Mugabe's glasses where they say it's not clear if he's wearing the glasses or if the glasses are wearing him.
	In the botany of desire, they go, it's not clear if we made apple trees or if they made us.
	So let me briefly explain the rationale.
	He talks about how apples noticed that when they're sweet, humans like them more.
	So they started producing more sugar to get planted more.
	So in a way, we're kind of their bitches, constantly planting more and more sugary versions of themselves all over the place.
	He also talks about Johnny Appleseed in that book where he says, Johnny Appleseed wasn't out there to supply apples to people.
	It was there for alcohol.
	Everyone was wasted in history.
	That's something that is also prevalent in this book, Beer in America.
	You got to understand how much booze we used to drink there.
	Getting clean water was virtually impossible.
	So what Johnny Appleseed would do is he'd see where the settlements were being built, and he would go ahead, let's say, five years, maybe six, seven years, of these settlements so that when they got to him,
	hi, welcome to this new area, Utah.
	There'd be tons of apple trees there.
	And then he would be wealthy because people loved apples because they weren't sweet back then, by the way.
	They tasted like potatoes.
	They were mealy.
	But people used them to make apple cider to get wasted to survive this disgusting life that was the turn of the century in America.
	So he was just a, he was really a booze entrepreneur is what he was.
	And then Beer in America, another, this book isn't the best written book, but what I find fascinating about this book is, and I've mentioned it many times before, it is the history of America.
	The history of America was British pub culture, working class pub culture, and they would go to taverns and drink beer, and that became sort of the town hall.
	That's where you discuss politics, and it was more culturally influential than church.
	And the Brits liked that.
	And they said, good, have conversations.
	Have newspapers.
	Have newspapers that one's right wing, one's left-wing, you know, argue, debate.
	Have free speech.
	We love that.
	We don't have to deal with you and explain everything.
	So just have arguments and you'll get to the truth that way.
	And then they said, you know what?
	While you're there, have a militia so we don't have to keep sending the army.
	Learn how to use guns.
	And they said, no, we're fine.
	They go, how about this?
	I'll pay for all your bar tabs if you come and learn how to use guns.
	And they went, now we're talking.
	But unfortunately for the Brits, they had created a culture that was pro-1A, pro-2A.
	Obviously, the amendments didn't exist yet, but you get what I'm saying.
	And that really shaped American culture.
	So beer is American.
	Arguing is American.
	Guns are American.
	Free speech is American.
	And we're living in an epoch where most of those things are banned.
	The only thing that wasn't banned is booze.
	And the way they're treating these bar owners.
	Booze is banned.
	Booze is banned.
	We had some kids and my parents and my son's baseball team saying they don't want to do next year.
	There's a tournament that's up in Ripken Field or something.
	They don't want to be part of it.
	It'd be too dangerous.
	And I was going, wait a minute.
	We're done this season.
	So you're talking about next season?
	So that's August.
	That's a year from now.
	Like, yeah, too risky.
	What the fuck?
	So we're still scared of COVID in 2021?
	Halfway through 2021?
	We're still going to be pooping our drawers?
	I've never pooped my drawers once.
	Remember, I said from the beginning, this is bullshit.
	And they said, no, Gavin, watch what you're saying.
	It's not bullshit.
	It's a very contagious flu, but it's not a powerful flu.
	Speaking of shitting your drawers, did you see Jerry Nadler laid out some fucking chocolate pudding into his hands?
	Percy.
	She's got to smell that now.
	You got to watch how you walk after you shit your pants because it could.
	No matter how you shake your peg, the last we drop runs down your leg.
	You don't want that to come out the bottom and have people film it.
	Wait, he's getting fat again.
	Isn't he?
	He's got a penguin build.
	Okay, you got to watch it.
	Watch it.
	Watch it.
	Watch what you do here, or it's going to go down your leg.
	Easy, easy, clench your butt cheeks because there's more to come.
	If you know the name Mordecai, it's named after people who have shit their pants a bit and have more to come.
	Speaking of COVID, by the way, I'm jumping ahead here.
	There was this CEO at Whole Foods, this is 2-0, who said, yeah, we have had a lot of deaths here, a disproportionate number of deaths, because we're fat.
	It affects olds and fats.
	We have a normal amount of olds, but we don't have a normal amount of fats.
	Whole Foods CEO says COVID deaths are higher in the U.S. because Americans are fatter.
	You know what they should have on Bet DSI?
	How long before this guy has to apologize?
	Let's bet on it.
	It's usually within 24 hours.
	It's like the first 48, that show.
	You have about 24 hours to apologize.
	24 hours after the hysteria, because all the women who work your company's social media come in to the office screaming hysterically and say, there's a shit storm out there.
	This is a good thing for him to say, A, because it's true, but truth isn't that important in modern America.
	That's a great thing for him to say because it's true.
	And shop at Whole Foods.
	Shop where I'm at.
	Buy my product.
	It's healthier for you.
	You'll be less of a fat tub of shit.
	My trainer at the boxing gym has lost 17 pounds this month by eating nothing but beef.
	And when I say that, I mean he's been blowing dudes.
	No, he's had nothing but beef and water.
	That's it.
	No potatoes, no nothing.
	All cuts of beef since the end of August.
	So that's only 23 days.
	What are we, September 23rd today?
	24th.
	24 days, three weeks.
	Just over three weeks.
	He's lost 17 pounds.
	And then you have Larry Barnes, world champion.
	He's lost 45 pounds by having almost nothing but watermelon, occasionally a piece of roasted chicken.
	All you fat brads should go to a boxing gym and talk to those guys.
	It's amazing.
	I just see one day they're fat and then I just watch them go.
	They're done.
	I weigh 191 when I wake up and when I go to bed I weigh 196.
	Is that normal to go up five pounds?
	Where the fuck's my wedding ring?
	Uh oh.
	Hey ladies, if you're ever fantasizing about me not being married, this is your episode to watch.
	If you want to diddle your bean, watch this show right now.
	Hi, I was never married.
	I have no kids.
	I'm looking to settle down with Mrs. Wright.
	There was a CEO at Wells Fargo 1-7, and he dared to say the same thing.
	Not the same thing.
	He dared to be honest.
	And what did he say?
	He said, yeah, I'd love to hire black people.
	While it might sound like an excuse, the unfortunate reality is that there is a very limited pool of black talent to recruit from.
	And when I saw that, Anthony Cumius showed me that.
	When was that?
	That was 22nd.
	That was two days ago.
	I just went, are you crazy?
	Remember Keenan Thompson?
	He said, this was probably five, six years ago.
	He goes, sorry, man.
	I go to these auditions with Lauren and there's just a lot of black women just aren't ready.
	They don't seem to have what it takes.
	That was just a fact.
	This is a guy who goes to these rehearsals, these auditions, and he goes, that's been what I've noticed.
	And that became, Keenan Thompson thinks black women aren't funny.
	What?
	I'm just telling you what these and these have taken in.
	So SNL went bananas trying to make up for this horrible mistake.
	And they went on an affirmative action spree and hired a bunch of writers.
	And then they said, we have to hire someone that people see too.
	No one cares about writers.
	We need a black woman.
	And I don't mean a huxtable.
	She can't be Beyonce.
	She can't have long blonde hair and be light-skinned.
	I mean like a black lady.
	I wouldn't be surprised if Lauren Michaels used the N-word.
	He said, we need a bona fide.
	And then, of course, that horrible word.
	So they did.
	They got Leslie Jones.
	And she grew up just like Brianna, dealing crack.
	Brianna helped her drug dealer boyfriends deal and do crimes.
	Leslie just, it was a family business.
	And if her brother wasn't home, oh, I can give you the crack.
	How much do you want?
	Here you go.
	She was a crack dealer.
	That's what happens.
	When there's a crack dealer in your house, you are a crack dealer.
	If it's a family member or a sibling, did I talk about this already?
	Or was it on Anthony's show?
	White people, if their roommate deals pot, sometimes they're not a pot dealer, but they often are.
	I used to deal pot in college.
	And I lived with a bunch of lesbians.
	And if I wasn't around, they're like, I guess this is a bag.
	Okay, I guess I'll give them this okay bye.
	Very innocent compared to Brianna and Leslie.
	Anyway, Leslie gets on SNL and they go, now don't sanitize it.
	We want real black culture.
	And she goes, oh, I'll talk like I talk in the hood.
	So anyway, I'm a big fucking bitch.
	You can't get any cock.
	I don't get laid.
	And it's crazy because this was back in slavery days.
	People would be fucking me every day trying to make a LeBron James coming out of my cunt and a fucking Michael Jordan coming out of my cunt.
	And I'd just be making these big fucking giant niggas every day coming out of my big fat pussy.
	I'd be a prize pig.
	And everyone went, what the fuck?
	See if you can find that Leslie Jones slavery.
	The NAACP went white with shock.
	They went and bought pearls, put them on, and clutched them.
	And by the way, oh, look, it's been scrubbed from the web.
	It's a funny joke, and it's true.
	Leslie Jones cannot get laid because she looks like a fucking linebacker.
	I would probably be swimming around in her shoes, and I'd take a size 11.
	If I wore her shoes, when I took the first step, my socked foot would just come out, no matter how tight I tied them.
	And I'd be wearing my socks with these little Michael Jordans about 10 feet behind me.
	That's not attractive to men.
	And she doesn't do anything with her hair.
	She's got that fucking punk do.
	So yeah, she's not considered valuable by today's aesthetics.
	However, when we were breeding slaves, and if we were breeding slaves during the NBA, we'd be really farming her out.
	So it's a true story that's offensive and funny.
	And she was doing her job because she was hired by SNL to be black.
	Some people very upset about sketch.
	She did her job.
	Whites don't want real blacks.
	They want NPR blacks with tweed coats and leather elbows.
	I would have never been single.
	I'm six feet tall and I'm strong, Colin.
	Strong!
	I mean, look at me.
	I'm a Mandinga.
	You're not saying you'd rather be a slave, bro.
	That is not what I'm saying.
	I do not want to be a slave.
	Hell, I don't like working for you white people right now.
	And y'all pay me.
	I'm just saying that back in the slave days, my love life would have been way better.
	Nasse would have hooked me up with the best brother on the plantation.
	And every nine months I'd be in the corner having a super baby.
	Every nine months I'd just be in the corner just popping them out.
	Anyway, careful what you wish for.
	White America, you pussies.
	I thought it was funny when that guy said that about, what was the company again, 17?
	Goldman Sachs or some shit?
	Wells Fargo?
	Wells Fargo.
	It's not a fun job, by the way.
	It pays great to be in finance.
	All my neighbors are in finance.
	You're a money babysitter.
	You're just crunching numbers all day.
	Boring.
	But I like this.
	This New York Times reporter who was all over the riots this weekend.
	And his take is that, yes, you don't have a lot of blacks at Wells Fargo because Wells Fargo is immoral.
	And they don't like that.
	This is obviously the next link, Ryan, 1-8.
	If I don't say when it is, it's chronological.
	Numerical.
	Sean Pecoli, I presume he's Jeff's elder brother.
	Just not enough black people willing to work for a bank that's still neck deep in fraud.
	Imagine being that naive.
	Yeah, Sean, that's what's going.
	Click on him.
	He's one of the top guys at the New York Times.
	New York Times Metro.
	Look at him.
	Can you imagine a worse person?
	Can you imagine talking to him about Trump?
	I was watching their coverage of the riots last night.
	Well, before we get to that, I should just mention that Wells Vargo, of course, had to apologize.
	19.
	There's going to be no President Trump.
	We're not going to be separated by fear.
	Fear of...
	Let me hear him.
	There's not going to be a President Donald Trump.
	It's not going to happen.
	Fear of women.
	I was thinking about that the other day.
	We're not going to be separated by fear of immigrants or foreigners or women.
	That was Trump's platform.
	These women are going to get us, boys.
	Vote.
	Vote for me.
	I'll get rid of all the women.
	Send them back to where they came from.
	The island of Lesbos.
	But yeah, let me see his apology 19.
	Wells Fargo CEO.
	Apologizes for saying the Black Town Pool is limited.
	I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	It's not limited.
	It's awesome.
	Actually, you kind of fucked yourself with that because then if there's tons of great candidates, why aren't you hiring them?
	You're damned if you do.
	That's the problem with socialism and it's the problem with lying.
	That's all socialism is.
	It's lying made into policy.
	It is the political implementation of lies.
	And it's playing God, and that's why God makes it suck, because he doesn't like that.
	Ever heard of the Tower of Babel?
	That's what we're in right now with social media.
	But to go back to that guy, Sean Spiccoli, he was covering the riots.
	And I thought it was funny watching these New York Times reporters because they all peace out at midnight.
	Sometimes they say it, I'm out of gas.
	I can't show you any more rioting.
	But sometimes they don't.
	And you know that these kids who are unemployed and these black kids who are unemployed, they're up till four.
	And the real action is going to happen two, three.
	If you're a reporter, you should probably start at midnight.
	But all their reporting ends around noon.
	Fucking, I mean, sorry, midnight.
	Pussies.
	I'm swearing too much this episode.
	This is perfect.
	He's playing Darth Vader's music because that's his scope.
	That's how deep this goes.
	You're a bad man from my fantasies.
	It's science fiction.
	All of this shit is science fiction.
	We're not going to go over all of it, but look at these assholes who found out that Breonna Taylor committed suicide by cop, a dumb slut who was the secretary for drug dealers who are responsible for an industry, fentanyl dealing, that kills between 80 and 130 people.
	I'm going to say 100 people a day.
	The stats I have for coming up are 80 a day, but I've seen 120 a day.
	But let's start with 13A.
	I mean, this was all over the country.
	And here's the deal.
	They want it to be true.
	This is what pisses me off.
	They're so embarrassed of black failure that they want cops to be racist.
	So when they're presented with evidence that contradicts this...
	No, thank you.
	I've blocked it up.
	Where is that?
	Center City.
	Is that in Philadelphia?
	No.
	That looks like the house where Thomas Jefferson wrote the Constitution.
	What's Center City?
	Computer, where is Center City?
	Area Code 651 in Chisago County, Minnesota.
	No, Ryan, there's 100 Center Cities.
	I think there's one Center City?
	Now we have to research that.
	Research team, activate Philadelphia.
	He wrote the, was it Thomas Jefferson who did most of the writing of it?
	Philadelphia Thomas Jefferson House.
	Yeah, I'm right.
	This one right here.
	Oh shit, let's know birthing the Declaration of Independence.
	Yeah, but look at it now.
	Thomas Jefferson House, Philadelphia.
	Oh my god, you're the worst.
	Google Image Philadelphia Thomas Jefferson House.
	Did you put in Philadelphia?
	Do I have to hold your hand?
	I'm just trying to get it to you quick because you're impatient.
	Yeah, I told you.
	I'm impatient because I got this like forever ago.
	Look at the top picked row there.
	Second from the left, right there.
	Okay, now compare that to the footage we just saw.
	Go back to...
	Yeah, that's it.
	How ironic.
	Isn't that nuts?
	And what are they chanting?
	Say her name.
	That is amazing.
	Right next to them, they have no idea what they're walking by.
	Thomas Jefferson wrote the Declaration of Independence.
	Sorry, not the Constitution.
	Whatever, all that shit was the same Bill of Rights.
	The fabric of America, the foundation.
	That's where he sat, toiling away.
	Who would have guessed?
	What, 240 years later?
	These assholes are screaming about a rumor.
	An unconfirmed rumor.
	There was some good news, though.
	Some people were run over.
	13B.
	Look at this.
	Again, we won't spend too much time because you can just close your eyes and guess what happened all over America last night.
	I saw one of these where someone said, what were you doing in front of his car, dumbass?
	They always scream when the person does what they should do by law, and that is protect their lives.
	1-4.
	Oh, this guy, look at Nick Pintel.
	He's a New York Times guy, too.
	And if you look at all his tweets, you can see him say, I'm out of gas.
	Where is it now?
	I'm peeling off.
	Wait, go up?
	Yeah, I'm out of gas.
	And that was at midnight.
	11.49 p.m.
	He's out of gas.
	They're not sending their best, are they?
	They're not exactly committed to getting the story.
	Oh, Sean.
	Great thread, Sean says.
	Oh, there's Sean.
	What a vast network of friends they have.
	Me and other New York Times reporters that can't stay up past midnight.
	Go up, though?
	So this guy just followed them everywhere.
	I mean, should we bother going through this shit?
	Let's do one more.
	1-6.
	Yeah, that's Mr. Out of Gas.
	So that's it.
	So there was two.
	One started, I think, in Midtown, near our office, our studio, and went all the way south to the Manhattan Bridge or the Brooklyn Bridge.
	And then Brooklyn started at, this is downtown Brooklyn, and walked up to, what was it, the Brooklyn Bridge or the Manhattan Bridge?
	They're very close together.
	So it was a Brooklyn march and a Manhattan march.
	And they kind of met.
	Then they sort of went up to Williamsburg, Brooklyn, fucked around.
	Who cares?
	It's so predictable, right?
	And then we had the two shots, cops shot in Louisville, which is today's post.
	Breonna Taylor cops not charged in her death.
	Two officers shot as violent protests explode.
	And even the Times.
	Like, I've noticed there's a new kind of editorialism, which is pictures.
	The pictures they use.
	And when you go through this and you look at the pictures, look at the way the cops mugshot.
	Like, if I just landed on Earth an hour ago, I'd go, that's a dick.
	And that's a sweet little chocolate lady.
	And the jerk hurt the beautiful coffee cream colored black princess.
	And look at this picture of this skinhead cop with his gun ready to kill innocent black people.
	And then they show the attorney general bawling his eyes out over here.
	Oh, and then, yeah, they also said we're not going to turn the other cheek at Barclay Center, the thing I just showed you.
	You've never turned the other cheek.
	When have you turned the other cheek?
	They go, we're done with turning the other cheek.
	From now on, motherfuckers, it's an R4I.
	And I went, yeah, all the white people went, yeah, I'm part of the Black Panthers.
	This is so cool.
	I'm part of like the 60s revolution.
	I am able to tell my kids I basically had a beret and was sitting in one of those straw chairs where we're all carrying spears and guns.
	I'm basically black.
	I'm basically a revolution.
	I'm basically Malcolm X. Yeah, fucking pigs.
	All cops are bastards.
	I'm so cool.
	Oh, I'm arrested?
	Where am I?
	Hey, my whole area.
	This is my neighborhood.
	It's on fire.
	Tomorrow you're homeless.
	Tonight it's a blast.
	Of course, that is from the Dead Kennedys song Riot.
	Riot, shoots your nerves to the sky.
	Riot playing right into their hands.
	This is...
	Tomorrow, you're homeless.
	Got no job.
	And you're cut off the GA list.
	Hey, we gotta cut the budget.
	Who are you?
	You want more bombs?
	You want to work?
	Join the army.
	Okay, we got it.
	It's a good song, though, and that was what, probably 1986, 87.
	And there he is predicting the same mentality.
	Playing right into their hands, he says.
	It sounds like in that version, he was trying to de-right wing it because he realized that he was criticizing rioters, which isn't hot in the punk community, as we've learned.
	But let's just drop the whole subject of this fake EMT drug whore, kind of.
	I mean, that's all they used her for, was carrying money around, carrying dead bodies around.
	They'd occasionally fuck her.
	She definitely was not innocent, But I don't think she was the scarface of the group.
	I think she was just like a peon, and they treated her like absolute garbage.
	And I think she liked it because she stuck around for years and years with these assholes.
	But anyway, there's so many myths going around about Brianna.
	And let's just show you how ridiculous these rioters are by going through the top rioting in the street, cops shot,
	people freaking out, girls crying because Brianna Taylor, an EMT who works hard all day saving lives, comes home, plays Uno with her boyfriend, kisses them on the lips.
	They're too tired to make love.
	And they lie in bed, and then what happens?
	Guess what happens in racist America?
	These redneck KKK, some of those who burn crosses, are the ones that are copses.
	They come in, open up, stop dealing weed, because weed is illegal.
	And they were making maybe 15 cents a day selling a joint to a friend, Cheech and Chong, they were selling a joint to.
	They kick open the door and they go, lights out, bitch.
	Shoot her dead.
	The right and the left are on the same page with this.
	Robbie Suave is a conservative, I guess.
	He's anti-Antifa.
	But he was like, do we really need to be putting our neighbors in jeopardy for low-level drug dealers?
	Why'd they just shoot her in bed?
	She was a sweetheart.
	Did she deserve to die?
	Let's go through the five most ridiculous myths surrounding Breonna Taylor.
	Now, shouldn't that be green screen behind me?
	How are you going to add the cards in post?
	Oh, okay.
	Number one, no-knock myth.
	They had a no-knock warrant.
	No-knock warrants should exist.
	If you have a knock warrant and you go, knock, knock, knock, hi, I'm here to catch you dealing fentanyl.
	I think it's the most dangerous drug in the history of drugs, much more dangerous than heroin, which used to be the worst imaginable thing for a parent.
	Your kid's doing heroin.
	Now, heroin is not so bad.
	Heroin is pot compared to fentanyl.
	Anyway, we're here to bust you for fentanyl.
	Flush, flush, upstairs, flush, flush, flush.
	It's gone.
	So you need to be able to barge in and catch them by surprise, especially if they're armed.
	But despite having a no-knock warrant, parents, what does this say?
	Fact check, had a no-knock warrant from Bienna Taylor's apartment.
	Yes.
	But neighbors heard them announce themselves.
	So that first link says the police were investigating Taylor's apartment did have a no-knock warrant to enter that address.
	The warrant for Taylor's address was approved due to Taylor's prior association with the suspect in the drug case.
	Oh, I guess her association was they were friends.
	What?
	You can't be friends with a drug dealer?
	And then if you go to that New York Post thing, right?
	The Kentucky Attorney General, by the way, who, while he was announcing his findings, was in tears.
	I'm sorry about the truth.
	I'm sorry that this fucking retarded narrative didn't comply with the facts.
	And then he goes, if my mother found it out, I would die.
	Shut the fuck up, pussy.
	Attorney General Daniel Cameron, that was him there, said a neighbor corroborated cop's claim that they knocked on Taylor's apartment door and announced themselves as police in the early hours of March 13th.
	What's that last link, the drug abuse gov thing?
	Oh, that should go later on.
	I don't know why I stuck that there.
	So, no, you don't deserve to die because you're in your hallway.
	But the story of her just lying there asleep is a lie.
	Her boyfriend knew what time it was and decided this is going down.
	And the thing that no one's talking about is when you were dealing fentanyl, and that's just one of the drugs she was dealing at the time, and Coke and all kinds of other stuff.
	It was a one-stop shop.
	So she had a drug dealership.
	When you open a drug dealership, a heavy serious drug dealership in your apartment, you're putting your neighbors in jeopardy.
	You're playing Russian roulette with yourself, but the gun could go through the wall and kill someone else.
	So you're putting yourself in an incredible dangerous situation, and you're putting your neighbors in an incredibly dangerous situation.
	So she didn't deserve to die because she was dealing drugs, but she did die because she was playing Russian roulette.
	Do you get that?
	Why is that so confusing for people?
	If we wanted you to die for dealing fentanyl, we would make it a capital offense.
	We should probably consider it.
	Just kidding.
	But they say, oh, you deserve to die because you yelled at a cop once.
	No, that's not what the law says.
	The law says yelling at a cop, whatever, misdemeanor, you get a fine, probably nothing, right?
	But when we talk about them telling a cop to fuck off and waving a gun around, we're saying their behavior seems indicative of the not innocent types.
	So they probably brought this upon themselves.
	Some call it suicide by cop.
	Number two, the EMT myth.
	Oh, she's just saving lives all day, being a sweetheart.
	She wasn't a real EMT.
	She was an EMT tech for five months.
	She barely ever came in because she was busy pursuing killing people with drugs rather than saving people.
	And in this article, Leo Weekly, they're getting mad.
	It's at WAVE, which I think is a local news thing in Louisville, for daring to discuss how incompetent she was as an EMT and how she called in and said, yeah, I'm not coming in again today.
	And they said, you know what, you're fired.
	And then they check, well, here, I'll just read you what it says.
	It says, Taylor called to quit her job as an EMT after serving that capacity for five months.
	And her termination form included a do not rehire box that was checked.
	So do you do, do you deserve to die because you suck as an EMT?
	Obviously not.
	Jesus.
	Like, think of all these riots, these two cops shot, almost killed.
	And it's based on bullshit.
	And then when you bring up the truth, they always say this, same with Floyd, same with everyone.
	Oh, so they deserve to die because of that?
	No, but I'm just pointing out that your little fairy tale story of the loving EMT who worked all day to save people is an absolute fucking lie.
	She was a shitty MT for a few months, blew that job because she's a drug dealer.
	Do drug dealers deserve to die?
	No.
	But if you're familiar with serious drug dealing and they weren't dealing pot, she was carrying around 15 grand at a time.
	They were not low-level drug dealers, as both the right and the left are saying.
	They were big time.
	Someone's got 15 grand in their pocket, they're doing real well as a drug dealer.
	And in that world, there's usually two places you end up, in a coffin or in a jail cell.
	So don't go, what the fuck?
	Why is an EMT in a jail cell or in a coffin?
	Because that's the lifestyle they chose.
	Number three.
	I mislabeled this.
	What did you call it when I called it number three?
	They found dead body in her car?
	You're not a very creative thinker.
	So you just made it that.
	Well, you didn't notice it's a little inconsistent with the other ones.
	But that is a fact.
	They found a dead body in her car.
	I know, Ryan, but they all have the something myth.
	Like, it would never occur to you to go, hey, boss, there's an inconsistency here.
	The myth that she didn't have a dead body in her car.
	Yeah, nice.
	That really rolls off the tongue.
	The innocent lifestyle myth.
	This idea, and so when you make the card, make it say that.
	Actually, it'd be funnier if you show the stupid card so everyone knows how horrible of a person you are, and then you update it with this card.
	So this is Wave.
	This is the local news that they were giving shit for.
	Warrants issued for arrest Breonna Taylor's ex-boyfriend amid new leaked documents, leaked new documents.
	Back in 2016, the body of Fernandez Bowman was found in a car rented by Breonna Taylor when LMPD detectives arrived at Taylor's home to question her.
	Glover was there.
	Taylor told the detectives she did not know Bowman, that she had been dating Glover for several months, and that she had let him drive the rental car.
	Now, oh, so someone, it wasn't her, they're so determined for her to be innocent.
	Why?
	Because they want cops to be racist.
	Why?
	Because there's a lot of black failure going on in America, and they don't want to explain it away as blacks behaving badly.
	Black failure, white guilt.
	So in order to explain all this terrible behavior, they say it's not actually their fault.
	It's systemic racism.
	And when you hear about them dying, it's not because they were living an insanely dangerous lifestyle.
	It's because cops are assholes.
	Let's riot.
	Okay.
	If that were true, I would totally support these riots.
	If any of this was fucking true, I would be out on the streets too saying, hey, cops, stop shooting innocent black people for no reason.
	But that's not the case.
	So I don't know if she was directly responsible or even if she murdered the dead body in her car.
	But what's more important is this is the lifestyle.
	She's in a lifestyle where a few years ago, there's a dead car, a dead person in her trunk.
	Now, say like your friend, you heard your friend's sister was killed by cops and you go, what the fuck?
	God, I haven't spoken to them in forever.
	I was wondering what happened to her.
	So what did Mark say?
	How's she doing?
	I mean, obviously she's dead, but how's he doing?
	Well, she was living a pretty crazy lifestyle.
	What do you mean?
	You don't deserve to die for that.
	Like a few years ago, they found a dead body in her trunk.
	You'd go, oh, yeah, sounds like she was hanging around with some pretty bad dudes.
	And in your brain, you would go, yeah, I think I know what happened to my buddy's sister.
	She got carried away.
	You wouldn't have a shrine for her and go, oh, poor Jen.
	You'd go, Jen was hanging out with the wrong dudes.
	Just like that Antifa guy who shot Jay Bishop.
	His sister goes, you know what?
	Now that he's gone, I can stress out less that he's going to hurt my family or get us hurt.
	That's a normal, rational way to think when someone from this lifestyle dies.
	Not why did cops assassinate an EMT in her bed?
	So again, with number three, you don't deserve to die because we found a body in your trunk a few years ago.
	But we now know the kind of lifestyle you lead.
	And we're no longer surprised that you were boning a dude who shot at cops, knowingly shot at cops.
	He got you killed, by the way.
	He got you killed first by putting you in that dangerous situation.
	You got you.
	Let's do some culpability here.
	Cops, zero culpability.
	Zero.
	Not 1%.
	Even the cop who got busted for shooting into the apartment, they are responsible for that cop putting that neighbor in danger because they had a drug dealership, which puts all your neighbors in danger.
	Okay?
	Brianna was responsible for her own death because she chose that lifestyle and it's a very fucking dangerous lifestyle.
	Two, her boyfriend was responsible for her death because he knowingly shot at cops.
	And when you shoot at cops, they're going to shoot back.
	That's who's responsible for the death, not the cops.
	You stupid ass looting rioter spoiled brats.
	And that's what I hate about all of this.
	I don't care if you're a Nazi, an Antifa.
	I don't care if you're...
	Only thing I care about is pedophile.
	Right, left, all of that stuff.
	I hate liars.
	And you're pretending you're out there because you care about her, but you don't care enough to Google it.
	So you're a liar.
	So that was number three.
	Number four, the boyfriend myth.
	I don't know how to phrase this delicately, but she was just a whore.
	And they treated her that way.
	I think she might have some self-hatred, and she kind of appreciated the abuse.
	Because judging by this Tatum report summary of the court transcripts or the case study, study of the case, sorry, you're going through the dialogue and you realize they would pass her back and forth,
	fucking her occasionally.
	They were not in love by any means.
	They would use her to rent cars where they could put their dead bodies in.
	They would use her to carry money around because I guess she was sort of like a sex slave.
	She was definitely so submissive that drug dealers could trust her with 15 grand, 8 grand, 10 grand.
	These transcripts are full, and these are mostly jailhouse calls, are full of them talking about, yo, Bray had my 15 grand, then she dropped it out, and then she, I have my 10 grand.
	And when you're going through these, it's amazing the Way they talk about her.
	This is not a love affair.
	This is like, I'm sorry to be indelicate, but she was a colostomy bag for their come and a piggy bank for their money.
	A piggy bank for their come and a piggy bank for their money.
	It's where they stored all their stuff that they cared about.
	Now, show that specific page that I sent you.
	That's the whole report, but I sent you separately the page.
	Yeah, if you could zoom in on that.
	So let me try to get out of the way of it.
	Her mama and the no-limit crew.
	They basically like the nigga that she was fucking with got her all caught up.
	The no-limit, they don't play.
	So even this guy, Kay Bradley, was saying to her quote-unquote boyfriend that she was getting in over her head because those no limit motherfuckers, they down for whatever.
	They don't play.
	They're like DDP.
	Dominicans don't play.
	And then he also says to Glover, motherfuckers put it to me like it came from you.
	Of course I ain't going to think that.
	And I know that I found mail and shit.
	So they're not getting along.
	And then what does he say there?
	Wait.
	Oh yeah, here's the interesting part right here.
	Me and Bray ain't been around each other in over two months.
	I ain't got nothing going on with Bray no more.
	So one of them fucked her for a while.
	Another one fucked her for a while.
	I haven't fucked her in a little while.
	That's not exactly a harlequin romance.
	That's not exactly a Valentine's Day card, is it?
	You've made a totally fictional world where this hardworking EMT and her loving boyfriend, and Atheism is Unstoppable, does a great job of debunking the NYT podcast, New York Times podcast, where they're like, she had had a hard day.
	There's always little indicators too that something's up.
	Like, they came home and decided to play a game of UNO.
	No one comes home and plays a game of UNO.
	You're transcribing a lie.
	Uno.
	Jesus Christ.
	And again, you don't deserve to die for being a slut who party with gangbangers, but you should be prepared for it to happen.
	Number five, the myth of innocence.
	This woman was not dealing joints, as I said in the opening.
	She was dealing fentanyl.
	That is a big fucking deal.
	If we look here, figure two, the national drug overdose deaths by specific category, all ages, this is 99 to 2018.
	Overall drug overdose deaths declined from 27 to 18 with 67,000 reported in 2018.
	Deaths involving other synthetic narcotics other than methadone, including fentanyl and fentanyl analogs, continued to rise with more than 31,000 reported in 2018.
	Those involving cocaine or psychostimulants with abuse also continued to trend upward.
	So 31,335 is about 80 a day.
	This innocent sweetheart is part of an industry that kills 80 Americans a day.
	10 unarmed blacks are killed by cops a year.
	What is a bigger menace to society?
	These allegedly racist cops?
	Which, by the way, two of that 10 were charging, weren't charging at cops.
	So cops killing two black people a year or these black drug dealers killing 80 people a day?
	This is why they don't like teaching math in school because the numbers are rarely convenient for their bullshit socialist agenda.
	Look, no one thinks that Breonna Taylor deserved to die for being around someone, but that's going to happen.
	You play with poisonous snakes, you're going to get bit.
	We're having a parade, a fucking riotous, vandalist, vandalist?
	We're vandalizing, having a riotous parade, killing cops, trying to kill cops, because a chick who was playing Russian roulette got shot in the head.
	What the fuck did you think was going to happen?
	I got the flag tatted on my bow flex.
	Can we?
	I hope we don't have to talk about riots next week.
	I'm so done with watching rich kids smash Starbucks windows.
	Show some of that video of that antifassant.
	I don't think I've watched the whole thing.
	The skinny bob get a different job.
	Yeah, I'll be that guinea wob.
	That'll beat you down like them city cops.
	Motherfuckers fruity like some dippin' dots.
	And I got the comic killers loaded to the tippy top.
	What up, pig already know I'm in the zone now.
	Mysterio, your bitch.
	Um, also in the news, Biden's son.
	See, when you run for president, it's all gonna come up.
	As we learned with Brett Kavanaugh, who was only running for Supreme Court judge, we had to hear about some ridiculous time where he was making out or was going to make out with some chick on bed and he may have jumped on the bed nude while she was there.
	It's called partying.
	It's not called raping.
	So it's all going to come up.
	Now, Hunter Biden, Joe Biden's son, is not just, hold on, hold on, hold on.
	He's not just corrupt.
	What a lot of these assholes do is they want to keep their names out.
	They want to get the paperwork away from them.
	So they use their son as proxies.
	So I think this is much more complicated than just Hunter Biden was a scumbag who was on all these incredibly wealthy boards where he's making millions of dollars as a consultant for a mining company.
	But it gets worse.
	He was also using the money to run prostitutes to various clients.
	In other words, running a sex trafficking operation.
	But I think it gets even worse than that.
	I think Joe was complicit and he said, basically, look, I can't be taking these bribes and bringing these whores from A to B and doing all this.
	So you're going to have to do it and just slip me a cut somehow.
	So Joe is just as culpable as Hunter.
	And to pretend that he didn't know what was going on, it's just his son was corrupt, that's pretty bad.
	Like if Eric Trump was doing all this and Trump had no idea, Trump would still be in a mountain of shit.
	But he clearly knew what was going on.
	He helped orchestrate these deals.
	He was a crucial part of Hunter Biden's entire career from top to bottom.
	He is Hunter Biden.
	You're on the board of a Ukrainian energy company facing serious corruption charges.
	You were the vice president running point on Ukraine.
	The average Joe hears that and says, that sounds fishy.
	What's your understanding of what your son was doing for an extraordinary amount of money?
	I don't know what he was doing.
	I know he was on the board.
	I found out he was on the board after he was on the board.
	And that was it.
	Imagine believing that.
	If you find this convincing, I don't know what to say.
	Hey, dad, I'm on a board.
	You remember you were in Ukraine?
	Yeah.
	Well, you were talking to those various billion-dollar companies and in China too?
	Yeah, what do you got up your sleeve, son?
	I'm on one of the boards.
	Are you shitting me?
	What are the odds?
	What are the odds?
	Did you meet with Xaiping, the president?
	Yeah, he's who hired me.
	I was just with Xaiping!
	Why didn't you tell me?
	I wanted to be a surprise.
	Well, I'm surprised.
	Holy shit.
	I was just with a prostitute in Ukraine named Fladka.
	Yeah, I flew her there from Utrecht.
	Oh my God.
	This is, I wouldn't be surprised if when people find out about all this, they think it's not even true.
	I know.
	You literally can't make this up, Dad.
	Well, I'm going to try because I'm running for president.
	Okay, best of luck.
	The good news is America is retarded and they just burned their own country to the ground because a drug dealer got shot.
	They are retarded and in some ways they're geniuses.
	Yeah, some of them are.
	Go back to that interview.
	And there's nobody.
	Well, you've had a lot of time.
	Isn't this something you want to get to the bottom of?
	No, because I trust my son.
	But that doesn't pass the smell test.
	Like when you're vice president, isn't there a higher standard?
	Don't you need to know?
	They're trying to lay out a red carpet for him.
	He could have worked on that.
	He got the questions in advance.
	He didn't read them.
	And they're on his side.
	Axios is left-wing.
	HBO is wildly left-wing.
	So they're saying, feed us any bullshit line you want about all this and we'll push it.
	But you can't obviously say, no, there's nothing there.
	That's not going to work because we've got a smoking gun right here.
	I'm holding it in my hand.
	So just say like it's someone else's smoking gun or it's a misunderstanding, but don't deny it's there because I'm looking at it.
	I just, I'll wing it.
	I'm really smart and articulate and I'm good at quotes.
	What's happening with your family?
	Don't you need to put down some guardrails?
	Unless there was something that was something on its face that was wrong.
	There's nothing on its face that was wrong.
	So look, if you want to talk about problems, you know, let's talk about Trump's family.
	I mean, come on.
	This is...
	Which, his sons?
	What have his sons done?
	The only thing that bothers me about Trump's family is that Ivanka is so involved.
	But there's been no controversy, no corruption.
	Just Jared Kushner meddling.
	And he did get a peace thing signed with the, what was it, Saudi Arabia and Israel?
	All right.
	I don't like you being around, but at least you're cleaning up.
	These guys are amazing.
	What guys?
	So you think everything that happened was kosher?
	You know, there's not one single bit of evidence, not one little tiny bit, to suggest anything done was wrong.
	You know that.
	But you keep asking me these questions.
	It's okay.
	You're doing what you have to do.
	But I'm not worried about it.
	Look, the American public knows me.
	Last one on this.
	Say you're elected.
	You're in office.
	What guardrails would you have to be sure that your son, your brother Jimmy, doesn't do anything to trade on the family name?
	They will not be engaged in any foreign business because of what's happened in this administration.
	No one's going to be seeking patents for things from China.
	No one's going to be engaged in that kind of thing.
	So no foreign business for your relatives in office.
	You know what's amazing about Joe Biden is his arrogance.
	He's so sure that he can handle it that he just wings it.
	And when someone with a low IQ who's suffering from dementia and is totally incompetent just wings it, we end up with the ridiculous quotes we were talking about two shows ago.
	So we've committed to making these t-shirts.
	I just sent this to our t-shirt guy, but we are going to make these shirts.
	And the way I make shirts is I think, what would I like to wear?
	And I sent this to you as a separate email.
	Well, first show the, I guess just open it all up.
	I had to make it look, you know how when you show a shirt, it gets kind of crinkled?
	So they don't look that good because my Photoshop skills are rusty.
	But first, let's just show them as they are before we show you how hot they could look.
	Show them as they are.
	No, not those.
	The actual ones.
	We'll open all three, Ryan.
	You're a little rusty today.
	Maybe staying up to a four is not great for the old jobaroo.
	That's gotta be it.
	Now this one was much longer.
	But the first half of it was sort of coherent.
	And to have a paragraph on a shirt is distracting.
	So I just used the end where he totally loses the plot.
	When Trump, because it said he, when Trump does follow through or doesn't do would follow through the exact opposite.
	And the thing that's great about it too is people will see the Biden logo from far away and they'll go, oh good, a fellow Biden fan.
	And then they'll get closer and read.
	No, we already did that one.
	I pledge allegiance to the United States of America, one nation indivisible, under God, for real.
	That's, I think, my favorite one.
	Me too.
	And then, of course, you Can't make Teach Biden shirts without having we hold these truths to be self-evident.
	Men and women created by you know, you know the thing.
	I would advise you, though, when you wear these shirts to make sure you Google what the exact quote is: you know, pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, indivisible under God.
	Because people, you're going to look pretty stupid if you don't.
	Maybe write it down on the back of a business card and just get it.
	So I modeled these shirts in Photoshop just to give you a vibe.
	But I'm sure our shirt guy can do a better job.
	Let me see that one.
	When Trump does follow through or doesn't do, would follow through the exact opposite.
	Like, what's his name had his political career destroyed for going, yeah!
	Remember that?
	Howard Dean?
	Howard Dean.
	He just went, and it was kind of a weird yell.
	Okay.
	He didn't say any of those shirts.
	How is that not ruining his career?
	I always thought this was really unfair, that this guy's life's over because he made a funny sound once.
	We're going to South Dakota and Oregon and Washington and Michigan.
	And then we're going to Washington, D.C. to take back the White House.
	What's the matter with that?
	That's not a big deal.
	That's why he was laughing after.
	So weird.
	It's like Billy Squire, who lost his entire career for the video where he's dancing weird.
	What's that called again?
	Billy Squire video?
	Just that should do it.
	It ruined his life.
	Everything was over.
	He was the hottest thing since sliced bread.
	Was it Rock Me Tonight?
	Yeah, I think it was Rock Me Tonight.
	I remember how cringy.
	Oh, yeah.
	Wait, did they show a woman pulling her top off on YouTube there?
	Yeah, what's that?
	Billy Squire.
	She goes down.
	Are those boobies?
	It looks like boobies.
	What the?
	Click on that.
	Hey, click on that.
	That's what I want to see.
	Fuck Billy Squire.
	I want to see the booby video.
	What the f?
	Whoa!
	Are you kidding me?
	Boobs on YouTubes?
	Rare YouTube banned video.
	This predates...
	I know you like it.
	Blurred lines.
	The original blurred lines.
	I've never seen...
	Oh, I just saw a magenta.
	Oh, NSFW.
	We should have like an alarm sound for the NSFW.
	Are you signed in with some sort of premium YouTube thing?
	Yeah, YouTube red.
	Ah.
	Oh, that's cool.
	But I don't think you need...
	Oh, yeah, maybe you need to.
	Is anyone so conservative that they have a problem with beautiful young women being naked in a video?
	Like, is this...
	I mean, if it was your daughter, maybe, or your wife.
	But even then, you'd sort of be like, all right, as long as it's tasteful and you look pretty good.
	It'd be nice to remember when you were gorgeous when you're 80.
	Yeah.
	I don't know.
	Although my wife wanted to pose for some recreation of that Jimi Hendrix electric playland where all the girls are nude.
	And we were only dating at the time and I was like, ah, no.
	Hell no.
	No, you're not doing that.
	But that's because she was my property.
	And I didn't want guys looking at her tits.
	Electric play Ladyland, right?
	Is that it?
	I think it's Ladyland.
	Yeah, that's it.
	They were doing a recreation of this.
	My wife said, I think I might do it.
	And I was like, I think you won't.
	Sorry, kiddo.
	But does anyone have a problem with this?
	I mean, we have a problem with porn, obviously.
	But we can't have a problem with that.
	That could be in the Louvre.
	That's just like a naked oil painting.
	Ugh.
	How is that better?
	This is like, I was thinking about this today, bleeps.
	I find that meep sounds so much more offensive than fuck.
	Yeah.
	It hurts my ears.
	It's really irritating.
	Didn't we decide?
	Irritating.
	Didn't we decide that we're going to replace all bleeps with fuck?
	Just like a really quick.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	But wait a minute.
	We have an unturned stone here.
	So new.
	Oh, yeah, Billy Squire.
	So let's see the video that ruined his life.
	We've talked about this before, but I can't get enough of it.
	Really, and he's gyrating.
	And this is like probably 1980 or something when we were just realizing that there are gays.
	We thought the village people were just good old guys who like working out at the YMCA.
	We thought Liberace was just a guy who enjoyed the piano and was very flamboyant.
	And we thought Rob Halford was a badass leather dude.
	We didn't realize that he fucks dudes up the butt in those leather outfits.
	So now, in 1980, we were all like, well, wait a minute.
	Maybe Billy Squire's a fag.
	Is he trying to fuck me?
	What the fuck?
	Not that bad.
	I mean, why was Freddie Mercury not considered a raging homosexual as he pranced around in leotards barefoot?
	What take you in my arms?
	Look at that.
	Ooh, that's bad.
	This was the end of his career.
	What?
	Okay, good.
	I enjoy this kind of stuff more than fucking talking about how Antifa's stupid.
	I'm done with that for a long time.
	Let's have a movie roundup.
	I've been meaning to get to this for a while.
	Infidel 2-2.
	I think Dinesh's wife or daughter or someone produced it.
	He's really been pushing it hard, promoting it.
	He was involved in it.
	And it's the guy from Passion of the Christ.
	They have bad guys who are actual bad guys.
	Who are Islamist terrorists.
	It's so annoying when you watch a movie and the bad guys are like someone in France.
	Can you look up the actual trailer?
	It's like in, what was it?
	Was it Die Hard?
	Where they're in Paris?
	Or maybe it was Superman.
	Yeah.
	And these French separatists, what?
	You mean Quebec?
	No, France.
	Or Die Hard were like Germans.
	But this is the kind of people who would be kidnapping somewhere.
	He's good people.
	I've known Mr. Lucini for some time now.
	Jesus got some money.
	This is high quality.
	It's bad to be at least a million bucks.
	The man's Muslim, so you enter his house without a warrant?
	Islamophobia!
	Yeah.
	Oh, he's running a terrorist nerve center or recruitment website.
	Remind us in Islamophobia.
	He won't talk to me anymore.
	He knows what I saw in that room.
	I dare see this.
	Go to Cairo.
	Talk about the faith.
	You're not suspicious.
	I'm asking you, don't go.
	I will call you.
	It's gone viral in the Middle Ages.
	I agree.
	Don't go to any Muslim country or Africa or China.
	Or Russia.
	Who's there?
	Why leave the West under any circumstances?
	Maybe Japan.
	Israel.
	He's caused an international insurance.
	I wonder if it's getting negative press for portraying jihadists as Muslims.
	You gotta get him out.
	They're working on it, right?
	Look up Infidel Movie Racism, Bigot.
	Infidel Movie Bigot.
	Gregory Peck is dead.
	Did you type Infidel Movie?
	Yes, Infidel Movie Controversy.
	Let's see here.
	Infidel Review.
	Let's play Jesus First Martyrdom Again in the Faith Central Thriller.
	I think the left is probably scared to criticize it because they're going to walk into the trap.
	What does the subhead say?
	Reasonably polished Christian action movie.
	It's not a Christian action movie.
	Exploits lingering biases against Muslims in slightly more complex ways than one might expect.
	What a twist.
	What a strangely guarded review.
	Also, I saw this series on Netflix.
	I watched some of it, so I'm not an expert, but fucking Hillary Swank goes to Mars.
	That's probably the working title.
	And she's there for four years.
	Hillary Swank goes to Mars.
	Mars.
	Snakes on a spaceship.
	He's paralyzed.
	So just remember, the further away I get.
	But like, speaking of not letting your wife be nude in a photo shoot, why would you let your wife go away for four years?
	I mean, the fact that John Kinsman is without his beautiful children for four years is a catastrophe that we do charity for, and we're devastated by the whole thing.
	This is not cool.
	Is Mars so important?
	You don't have a bunch of single men that are dying to go.
	But African women saw me on their iPad.
	But you know what's kind of cool about it?
	I'm not sure they did this on purpose.
	She hates it.
	And she loses her mind.
	She starts using her water rations to water her plants.
	And her family starts falling apart.
	Her daughter gets into all kinds of shit.
	Am I crazy?
	Like, okay, say we're at war with Afghanistan.
	And I understand a soldier going there for a year.
	Four years without seeing your kids?
	We can do shifts, can we not?
	Tours.
	I know it's weird hearing me talk about problems with the military when I've seen so many war movies and people say thank you for your service when they see me because I'm basically a vet.
	But I don't know everything.
	None of us vets do.
	None of us guys who have seen action.
	Some of us in a movie.
	Some of us in real life.
	Aren't totally filled in.
	There you go with your heroic levels of humbleness again.
	I mean, you've...
	No, you've...
	That's how you know I'm not...
	It's not stolen valor because I denigrate myself.
	I go, I'm not as good.
	People say to me, they go, Gavin, did you fight with...
	Were you a hero?
	And I go, no.
	No.
	And I watched some.
	No, you are.
	You got to stop this modest humble crap.
	Did you not see Saving Private Ryan while a little high?
	I mean, lots of people have.
	No, they haven't.
	You know what I miss about Saving Private Ryan?
	Was my brothers.
	Of course.
	Was having to leave the theater and leave them behind.
	You stayed for the credits, too, didn't you?
	I sure did.
	I barely had any popcorn that whole movie.
	Because of what I was going through.
	Sure.
	How many times have you left popcorn at a movie?
	I probably had half a fucking bucket.
	Did I get a medal?
	No.
	I don't deserve one.
	You do.
	I do not deserve a medal for all the movies I've seen.
	I'll say it right now.
	I'll say it.
	The guys who actually served and were shot at served more than I did.
	And you should thank them for their service.
	Don't thank me.
	I don't want to hear it.
	Okay.
	This reminds me of one of my buddies back before the great divorce of America, John Glazer, J-O-N-G-L-A-S-E-R.
	He did a sketch that's almost impossible to find about a guy who suffered.
	He's a war vet and he has PTSD.
	But it's not from actually being in the war.
	It's from the fear of going to war.
	And he never actually went.
	That's going to be tough, yeah.
	John Glazer, it was on the John Benjamin show.
	Okay.
	Both spelled in the Jew way of John.
	J-O-N.
	I once had to sign up for Hulu Plus just to watch it.
	But yeah, he has PTSD, not from going to war, but for the fear of going to war.
	And I'm basically stealing that character, I guess.
	What are you looking up?
	The whole show?
	Yep.
	John Glazer War Vet.
	I type that, and then I type PTSD, and it's impossible to find.
	Folks at home, if you can find it, it's worth it.
	And then it ends, I think they kind of scrubbed it from the web because it was so audacious.
	It was hilarious.
	And like most good comedy, it was obviously a tip of the hat to the troops.
	It was not denigrating them.
	But then at the end, they had this American flag waving and they had real amputees.
	And she was like, I lost my arm in the war.
	And then they had another one like, I lost my legs in the war.
	And they showed all these real vets who really suffered.
	And they have John Glazer going, I lost my voice, screaming about going to war.
	Because he couldn't talk because he lost his voice.
	So he's saying he needs a purple heart because he suffered physical damage because of the war.
	Maybe John Glazer, John Benjamin, War, lost his voice.
	I don't fucking know.
	We're wasting everyone's time.
	I'm just coming up with a bunch of like real sad looking stuff.
	That's the problem.
	Anything war, you end up looking up and my fellow vets show up.
	Yes.
	Here's a fascinating show, movie, Social Dilemma.
	First of all, I didn't know Dilemma was spelled with two M's.
	Didn't you guys think it was D-I-L-E-M-N-A?
	Dilemmna?
	Yeah.
	When you go to Google and type in climate change is, you're going to see different results depending on where you live.
	They're more honest in the trailer than they are in the film.
	But you got to remember, Obama, pause.
	Obama took over Netflix, what, like two years ago?
	So it was good before then, wasn't it?
	Black Mirror, all this cool shit.
	But now the projects that Obama's okay'd have been completed and are on the air.
	And they all suck.
	They're all propaganda.
	This movie has so many weird things.
	So it starts out, the first two-thirds are really good.
	And I made my kids watch.
	I was holding them up like this.
	Watch this movie.
	And it talks about the likes and how you get addicted to the dopamines of something you like.
	And they notice if you haven't been on in a while, they'll show you a picture of your girlfriend.
	Oh, she's in a new relationship.
	You're like, what the fuck?
	So they constantly, they lure you in.
	And the software designers sit there and they admit, we weren't there for ethics.
	We weren't there for anything but maximum looks.
	Wait, is that it?
	Pre-traumatic stress disorder.
	Yeah, that's it.
	This is the only goal to be net zero carbon.
	So let's let the commercial play and not waste anyone's commercial in military service.
	So thank you for being here, Nathan.
	By the way, you know who that is?
	Yeah.
	That's Archer.
	That's the dad and Bob's Burgers.
	Home videos?
	Home videos, I believe.
	Like over there.
	I fear from my life every second.
	And it's really the strangest feeling because there's never a moment when you're not constantly hunger.
	So tell us about your specific injury.
	How did that happen?
	Well, it actually started before I was deployed to Afghanistan.
	The doctors think it started in basic training.
	I'm sorry, I don't understand it.
	I'm checking.
	Were you in a firefight?
	No, I never was debied.
	I never made it to Afghanistan.
	I was not in the war.
	You didn't go to Afghanistan?
	No.
	So you did not sustain your injury during an attack?
	No, that was from screaming.
	You lost your voice from screaming.
	I've been getting ready for bed and brushing my teeth and just thinking about going to war and I would start screaming from being so scared.
	It's in a kid's park.
	So you were scared of the idea of war.
	That's the problem with Jewish comedy.
	They're so cheap.
	They couldn't even go to a barracks.
	How has it been since you've been back from basic training?
	Very difficult at first.
	Living with my injury, you know, it took its toll on my relationship and my job.
	Make sure that you take two pills a day.
	It could be an each meal.
	You don't have to eat them before, but just around meal time.
	Finish out the prescription.
	Okay.
	I'm so sorry.
	I didn't catch that part.
	Has the military or the veterans administration been supportive of your condition?
	No, I'm getting no support from either of them.
	They don't consider pre-traumatic stress disorder a real thing.
	Pre-traumatic stress disorder.
	I'm sorry, I couldn't hear that.
	No, I'm in vain.
	Sorry, it's just when cars go by, I can't hear you.
	I understand.
	It's just a woman.
	That helicopter sound must not remind you of what.
	So they cut, you see that?
	They cut out the ending, which was the best part.
	Oh, man.
	With the veterans?
	That's really interesting to me.
	Because that was sort of the beginning.
	This was way before Trump.
	This was probably 2012.
	And you could see comedy losing its balls right then.
	The funniest part, which was not anti-soldier, most, I'm sure 100% of the vets who watched this show, including me, would have seen the person with no arm and then that be a screaming guy as a lampooning of weak people and stolen valor and others who haven't really served.
	That's what when you make fun of someone like that, you're clearly, it's an homage to real brave men who fought in real wars.
	But it's still offensive to see a limb.
	So they fucking pussied out.
	Anyway, social dilemma is fascinating because the first two-thirds are all true.
	2011, okay?
	The first two-thirds are all true.
	And you go, good.
	Yeah.
	Hey, kids, this is, you know, you get mad at me when I take your screens away?
	Here's evidence that those screens are a toxic drug that's driving you insane.
	And then even show that my favorite part with teenage girl suicides.
	So now when I'm talking to my daughter and she's like, why are you doing this to me?
	I'm like, did you see the chart in that movie?
	Great.
	First two thirds.
	Awesome.
	The last third is propaganda.
	They talk about one of the dangers of social media is they spread lies like Pizzagate.
	And I was like, the jury's still out on Pizzagate.
	I'll wait to see the evidence in either direction.
	They said it was in the basement.
	There's no basement.
	Okay.
	It was on a different floor then?
	They were molesting kids?
	I've seen some of the art that Potters collects, and it's pretty, no, Podesta, that Podesta collects, and it's pretty disturbing.
	And then they go, climate change.
	You know, with this social dilemma shit, these stupid websites, they're convincing people that climate change isn't real.
	Okay?
	And then third, they go, and, you know, we really need to get young people out to vote.
	That's really what this is all about.
	The social dilemma is get out and vote and enact political change.
	Why?
	Because I'm addicted to iPhones.
	How did you get from A to B?
	It reminded me of watching TV in Britain, and you were watching a show about the Battle of fucking Waterloo.
	And you're sitting there going, there's going to be no President Trump.
	No.
	You're sitting there watching it going, this is fascinating.
	Wow, I had no idea Churchill was such a dickwad.
	And then at the end, they go, and of course, in the age of Trump, and then they have 1980s footage of skinhead Zeke Heiling, and it always comes back to Trump.
	Same with this thing.
	A really good documentary about manipulation.
	And then it uses its last third to manipulate you.
	So it was so meta.
	It was a thing and a thing.
	They spend two thirds talking about the dangers of brainwashing.
	And then as they lure you in by talking about luring people in, they brainwash you.
	Here was another really weird thing in this movie, and it's probably Obama's idea.
	The dad was black, but the wife and kids were not.
	There was one Asian-looking chick, and then two white kids, and then a white mom and a black dad.
	What happened here?
	Did you get divorced from your first white husband after you made your kids, then adopt an Asian chick, then marry a black dude?
	That must be real common.
	Wait, go back a bit?
	Were they showing proud boys beating people up?
	Proud boys are in it for a split second, but they're in everything.
	Look at that.
	No Antifa violence.
	Just mega violence.
	Yeah, that's the pattern.
	Huntington Beach, that's real common.
	Especially now.
	There's so many clips they were able to get that nice clean clip.
	Yeah, it isn't slowed down and panning across them.
	It was so weird watching them talk about luring people.
	And then my children are with me and I go, okay, guys, I think you can go.
	Because they hated it.
	They hate documentaries, of course.
	And then I go, I think you guys.
	And you can go upstairs and they're like, yay!
	Ran away.
	Fuckers.
	Kids.
	This is a little off topic, but I enjoyed it.
	It's a movie called Beats.
	I think it was also on Netflix.
	And it's so Glaswegian, they need subtitles.
	Criminal justice and public order bill.
	You heard about that?
	They're going to make legal gatherings without music wholly or predominantly characterized by the omission of a succession of repetitive beats.
	Hold on, just pause.
	This is true.
	They had a criminal justice bill in the early aughts in the UK that outlawed dancing to electronic music, successive beats, because there was a bunch of illegal raves going on.
	What's the matter with illegal raves, by the way?
	There was like one MDMA overdose in all of the Western world.
	Maybe it's because kids were having fun and partying and no one was getting any tax money out of it.
	It was a totally independent club scene that happened in a random farmer's field.
	Mind your own fucking business.
	The farmer got paid.
	But Britain made it illegal.
	We had a similar crazy thing at the exact same time here in New York.
	They had the cabaret law, where Juliani dusted off a law, the cabaret law from honestly 1842 that said two people can't dance at an establishment that is not sanctioned for dancing.
	And they, it's from 1926, yeah.
	They, um, I was a little off.
	So they would have court, so what Giuliani was trying to do is find out where the dance clubs are and isolate them so he could crack down on drugs.
	I mean, he made New York a much better place, but he kind of overdid it with this stupid law.
	And so you'd be at a pub or like our bar, Max Fish.
	And if two people decided to start dancing, they would have to show up in court.
	And the place would get a fine, eventually lose their license.
	There was a place right around there.
	What the hell was it called?
	Fuck, Mercury Lounge, Max Fish.
	They had a baby for their logo.
	Cartoon baby.
	I forget what they were called, but they lost their license.
	They lost their liquor license because they were dancing.
	And the lawyer would have to reenact their dancing moves in the courtroom.
	And is that how you were dancing?
	Yes, Your Honor.
	That's how I was shaking it.
	Well, that's dancing, assholes.
	Wham.
	So anyway, it was actually really, I mean, it wasn't that rebellious to dance in a bar in New York in the early aughts.
	You're just shutting the bar down.
	It was rebellious for a bar owner to let that happen and just throw his savings away.
	But in Britain, it was a revolutionary thing to do.
	It sounds absurd 20 years later to say that, but it was incredibly brave.
	Arlene's Grocery.
	That was the name of the spot that got shut down.
	It was really brave to rave.
	I didn't include it in my book anywhere because it was just like us doing GHB and dancing and making out with chicks all night.
	This doesn't make for a great story.
	But yeah, that place, if they're still around, they're only serving orange juice.
	And that was a major staple of the Lower East Side.
	Motherfuckers.
	Because they dared to let people dance.
	Can you believe that shit?
	Anyway, go back to the song.
	I mean, the trailer for Boots.
	Who are you speaking to?
	Nipte.
	Nipte.
	What's that?
	Nipte.
	Nobody.
	So the trailer's all about middle class versus working class, but that doesn't really show up in the movie.
	And I don't want to ruin it for you, but that kid that you just saw, the middle class kid, he has this deer in the headlights thing in every scene where you're just sort of like, okay, dude, can you just fucking accept that your friends are partying?
	But I love these kind of youth movies where kids are being rebellious and getting fired and getting into trouble and being brave and never not fighting.
	Let's get the head party straight.
	They want to privatize our minds.
	Keep us in our separate boxes.
	Raise to the grave the biggest night of your life, Scotland.
	It's a protest.
	Friday night.
	What's the party's about?
	And I'm going to raise these men up.
	Donald!
	Please, mate.
	Hello, Collins.
	It's about Jonah.
	He won't be coming in today.
	He's uh he's dead.
	Hi, we're off your gut light.
	I'll pass that on.
	See you on the other side.
	So that's worth checking out.
	It reminds me of the streets did a song about that, Week Become Heroes, about the club scene, the rave scene.
	That's 2-7, obviously, the next one.
	And it look again, it seems ridiculous 20 years later that it was this brave, empowering thing for fucking 19 and 20-year-olds to go out dancing.
	Sorry, I know.
	I'm with you.
	Sounds stupid.
	How old was I?
	I was like 31.
	It was Ryan's age.
	Although I was there the first time around before it was illegal, obviously.
	Flight unique, still 16 and feeling horny.
	Point to the sky, feel free.
	Gotta get a white horse market.
	And then at the end of the song, he goes, Out of respect for Johnny Walker, Paul Oakenfold, Nick Holloway, Danny Rampling, and all the people who gave us these times.
	And to the government, I stick my middle finger up.
	I'm crying.
	My voice just broke there because I started to cry.
	You're moved.
	I cry for happy things.
	I don't cry for cycles.
	For all the heroes out on the way, we all sing.
	I tear up for happy things.
	And then this was alluded to at the Colle-Ins last night, Knots and Crosses, where they imagine a crazy world where blacks are in charge and whites are second-class citizens.
	Hmm.
	Where could that be?
	The irony is, this is South Africa today, but it's not Wakanda.
	It's a shithole because they kicked out all the competent people.
	They have no food because they killed all the farmers.
	But there are concentration camps in South Africa where whites are in these little fucking razor wire areas where they're starving to death because they can't get jobs.
	So this crazy hypothetical is real, minus the black wealth.
	And not as bad.
	There's no spoiling babies.
	Yes, yes, yes.
	And much more just and less sadistic.
	So do they try to make you empathize for whites that are in this situation?
	I think what they're doing is, this is the impetus for this show.
	It's a series, right?
	Or is it a movie?
	You're obviously a racist piece of shit, and you see black people being treated like garbage, and you go, good.
	They're fucking shitheads.
	Now someone switches it, and all of a sudden your stupid racist brain goes, wait a minute, those guys are like me.
	Now it's mean.
	Now I don't like it.
	Fuck you.
	So that movie is calling you a racist, basically, and saying you can't empathize with blacks who are suffering.
	Fuck you.
	Finally, this came up.
	You know the chick who was in that OJ movie?
	Someone's dug up an old...
	I think it was Vincent...
	What's his name?
	Wasn't it Josh?
	Josh LaCash?
	Maybe it was Josh.
	The scene from that instant James.
	The Red Elephants Guy is who I heard it from.
	Oh, okay.
	It was on the Red Elephants Instagram.
	But it's a short film starring that chick who's in all that stuff.
	And go back, go back.
	Where's it filming?
	I'm going to look for the clip.
	I am the clip, Penis.
	So what year was this?
	2011.
	Directed by Jacob Chase.
	And there's that chick.
	Neil LeBuke.
	And a slice of life starring Sarah Paulson and Wes Bentley.
	That sounds fun.
	And this sort of goes back to what I'm noticing with jokes, by the way.
	Like that away thing where hear me out here.
	I was talking a long time about SNL and how they want to do offensive jokes.
	And I love offensive jokes.
	But you can't do race, you can't do Jews, Muslims, you can't do blacks, you can't do packies, chinks, whatever.
	You can't tell any of those.
	So the only group you can offend are the ones that can't fight back and won't boycott you, and those are children.
	Now, if all the offensive jokes existed together, the children jokes would be fine.
	Oh, you fucked your baby, whatever, blah, blah, blah.
	It's equally offensive.
	It's all the same.
	But now that that's just the only joke, there's this really tangible anti-kid thing going on.
	And that's why I think that away thing, Hilary Swank goes to space, was so popular because fuck, who cares?
	Go ahead, leave your kid for four years.
	There's nothing wrong with that.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	That's cool.
	And so it's not just in comedy, it's in the plots for movies.
	And I think this has been going on for a long time.
	Political correctness has knocked down all the other targets.
	You know, these little things you hit at the county fair, and now you just see a kid there.
	So now the county fair is saying, hit a kid, throw it at a kid.
	And that's evident not just in a way where they poo-poo a mother's maternal instincts, but in this movie where I thought it was dubbed, but hold on to your hat.
	And if you have kids around, I would get them out of the room now because you're about to puke.
	Was that man trying to date you?
	No.
	I bet he was pizza, which is probably the pick one.
	He wasn't.
	It looked like it from up there that he was trying to ask you out.
	He wasn't.
	So please stop.
	It is.
	Ask me about the pizza and other stuff about this place.
	He was so asking you out.
	Stop now, please.
	But honestly, next time, let's just stay at your house and fuck.
	It's a lot more fun when you do that, okay?
	Wait, she nodded.
	I haven't seen that before.
	Hand holding.
	Cute music.
	You know that meme where the guy's going...
	Yeah.
	I am that meme right now.
	When I first saw it, my brain couldn't digest it.
	And I went, oh, that was brilliant.
	They dubbed a kid's voice in the whole track.
	So when they make up that fake ending, it looks totally real.
	And then I watched it again and went, ah, that Israel.
	That resembles a place in the Middle East for Jews.
	In other words, that Israel.
	Okay, that's it for the movie roundup.
	I also saw Magnificent Seven, the new one, which is amazing.
	And I can't remember if I've talked to you about this before, have I?
	It's a cool movie from 1960 with Yo Brenner, and it's about these Wild West bandits.
	It's actually a remake of Seven Samurais, where these Japanese samurais go and save this small town that was getting destroyed by these evil fucking bandits.
	So the Wild West version, 1960, Yo Brenner, a bunch of white dudes like the Wild West was, go in and save the town from the bad guys.
	Got it.
	It became a clash song.
	The Magnificent Seven.
	In the remake, it's got to be multicultural.
	Oh, you did talk about this.
	Really?
	So Denzel Washington and the Asian dude?
	This wasn't just Nankumi, I mentioned it here.
	They have to keep explaining why everyone's here.
	Why is the Asian guy there?
	Because he rescued Denzel Washington in Shanghai.
	Oh, yeah, I did talk about this.
	Look at it.
	Black cowboys.
	And then they reiterate that stupid myth that there was more black cowboys than white cowboys.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Where's the Chinaman?
	Wait, that's not the movie.
	That's the new one.
	It does say 2016, too.
	This is Red Herring.
	You got Duke Boy.
	Shit.
	Alright, so that's all my movies to check out.
	Here it is.
	Most of them are movies you should not check out.
	Infidel and Beats.
	Oh, there's the drink.
	Like, why did they have to add?
	And I think part of adding the black guy is there's a lot of different things there, but like, black people need to feel included.
	I don't need to feel included in the movie Car Wash.
	And you add a random white dude at the Harlem Car Wash.
	I doubt that I wasn't there.
	All right, let's check out some.
	Max Kellerman, his brother, was killed by boxer James the Hammer Butler.
	Pretty fucked up.
	His brother was also a cuckold who paid the toll.
	What are you talking about?
	Am I supposed to know who Max Kellerman is?
	That sounds familiar.
	James Butler Jr. is an American former light heavyweight boxer and USBA super middleweight champion.
	In 2004, Butler was arrested for the murder.
	What is the next link?
	He's got some boring story we have to research.
	Butler was a boxer nicknamed the Hammer who got famous for a cheap shot.
	He punched a guy after a match.
	His career went to shit, and he was living on Sam Kellerman's couch.
	When Kellerman told him to leave, he killed him with a fucking hammer and tried to burn down the place.
	Okay.
	Did we mention something like this?
	What are you talking about?
	I will look up that story, sir.
	Thank you for your service.
	This is from David for Gary.
	Okay, cool.
	It seems to be just audio, but we'll get to that.
	Hey, Gary, that's another one I won't do.
	Good stuff.
	Robert Kern.
	I started watching the Sopranos after hearing you guys talk about it all the time.
	I clipped two essential Tony Soprano clips.
	I couldn't help think of GML after watching them.
	And they are...
	Clip number one.
	Postabloy.
	Is that what you mean?
	Take the money.
	You go whack it up with the foundation.
	Yeah.
	Foundation.
	No, that's...
	When would we use that?
	In what context?
	I need a haircut.
	Look at this little wing.
	Delicate situation.
	There it is.
	That's the classic one.
	We were looking for that for a while.
	Whoa, that's like art right there.
	Look at this freeze frame.
	There's a blend between a fade between Polly and Tony And their eyes are like their one eye is in the same place.
	Weird.
	It's kind of sick.
	This guy keeps sending the same fucking letter.
	But let's read it.
	He wants me to read it in a British accent.
	His name's James.
	I know women cry more than men because men are terrible at reading emotions from a chick's face.
	Women are good at reading facial expressions because they're raising children.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	That being said, why female voice is so fucking annoying?
	I can barely put up with two women talking to one another, let alone a whole group of them.
	I want to fuck some sunglasses wearing heels.
	Read my name and peace out.
	James Scrivener.
	All right, James.
	I guess I'll tell you why women's voices are annoying.
	They're not.
	They're not annoying when they're normal.
	Hi, how are you?
	How was your day?
	But when they get wasted, which they're not supposed to do, they get this shrill screaming thing.
	And the next thing you know, you want to blow your brains out.
	That's God telling you women don't belong in bars.
	Dear Gavin and idiot that can't Google.
	Who's that?
	I don't know.
	Let's use process of elimination.
	I'll Google it.
	I'm a big fan of the show, but I absolutely detest misinformation.
	This is largely why I bent to the left.
	They are too intellectually dishonest to bear.
	It's also why I'm disappointed to report that clip of Biden using a teleprompter and then being surprised by the interviewer is unfortunately a misrepresentation of what happened.
	He was actually responding to a TV that was showing a pre-recorded video of a Hispanic woman asking an immigration question.
	He was not reading a teleprompter.
	Oh, okay.
	That's very interesting.
	Actually, when we announced that we were going to be speaking with you, Telemundo viewers were interested in asking you questions, and I think it'd be great if they could address you and ask some of the first questions, and you're the first one.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	Senor Biden, was they Obama still?
	Mr. Biden, you and Obama are responsible for a record-breaking number of immigrants being deported.
	How can you guarantee us that this will not continue happening?
	Okay, we stand corrected.
	It took much time to get it right.
	We made a mistake, and I want everyone to know that that does not reflect the nature of this network.
	It's not who I am as a person, and it's not who censored TV aspires to be on a regular basis.
	I apologize if my mistake hurt anyone.
	I deeply regret the harm that it may have caused them, and I hope they accept my sincerest apology.
	If this is the end of the network and this show, I bid you adieu.
	We had a great run, and I have nothing but fond memories of my time here at my own network.
	Well, what is actually funny is he's talking to it like it's a live video, but it's a pre-recorded video.
	So he's like talking to it as if it's on Skype.
	Well, the reason why we did that...
	All right, let's see.
	How can you guarantee us that this will not continue happening in our communities?
	It took much too long to get it right.
	She can't hear you.
	Period.
	Number one.
	Number two, but notice how she's not nodding or moving.
	She's very still.
	How are you feeling today in terms of this president?
	Everything he's done.
	She can't answer you, sir.
	See, you notice?
	I nailed it so well, she's speechless.
	She's sitting there frozen, almost like a paused video.
	Don't forget to breathe, honey.
	That's why he's interrupting.
	He's like, sir.
	P.S. I'm amazed at how terrible Ryan is at Googling.
	Ryan, when you Google, do not fucking type your own personal description of the web page.
	Instead, type the unique words that appear on the web page.
	It's that easy.
	I should undergo some Google training or something like that.
	I'm willing to do that.
	You'd be the only one.
	Wait, why are these coming?
	Are you flagging these with weird flags?
	I just flagged that one.
	Why?
	So I wouldn't lose it.
	Lose skipping some Gary ones.
	Otherwise, it's hard to keep up.
	Hey, Gary!
	Oh, that's a Gary one.
	Okay.
	What gave that away?
	So I...
	I see what you're doing now.
	Yes.
	This is Shane.
	I started a playlist, GOML, by Shane.
	Can people find this?
	Good question.
	Well, I don't really get how to use Spotify in a sharing way.
	Same.
	So I assume seeing that name, Shane Van Natter, and the playlist, you can get to it.
	Right.
	Here's someone who sent an interesting thing.
	Michelle.
	Hey, Gavin Ryan, I just got this when trying to buy your new shirt.
	And it says, did you mean censored.tv?
	You know what's fun when people send you screen grabs?
	You get to see what they look at.
	Tons of tabs.
	So she's got Wikipedia, two Infowars.
	She's got censored, two censored.tvs, IMDb, a bunch of blogs, I guess, some YouTubes, bunch of blacks.
	Some Facebook and...
	Interesting.
	No Twitter.
	There's a Twitter.
	Oh yeah, there's Twitter.
	No Instagram?
	Is that WordPress or Wikipedia?
	The site you just tried to visit looks fake.
	Thanks a lot, jerks.
	Damn.
	You have hurt me today.
	Sure have.
	Attackers sometimes mimic sites by making small, hard-to-see changes in the URL.
	They really are out to fucking get us, aren't they?
	Jonah, dear Gavin, thanks for pointing out the clothes actors are wearing on TV shows are all new.
	I can't stop seeing it.
	P.S. Ryan is a fag.
	What fucker said that?
	I did.
	I called you a fag, and I'm calling you a fag.
	They're throwing themselves into the road gladly.
	Hey, Gavin Fag.
	During Tuesday's show, you mentioned something about China sending chemical warfare weather balloons over as a metaphor for the China virus.
	It was actually a metaphor for fentanyl, which made me think of the Japanese Fugo balloon attack on the U.S. from 44 to 45.
	I don't know if you knew about this already.
	Yes, I did.
	Jim Gold schooled me on it.
	And he was talking about the incredible ways we have used chemical warfare on our own people, and especially Asians have used it on their own people as experiments and attacks.
	Since most Americans don't even know, since it is never taught in school, the Japanese sent over 9,300 hydrogen balloons, all armed with firebombs, across the Pacific Ocean to hit the U.S., Canada, and Mexico.
	The balloons were almost successful, killing only six Americans, despite over 300 balloons found all over North America.
	The most recent one found in 2019.
	Each time a balloon was found during the war, the government would come in, clean up the scene, and force everyone who knew about it to keep quiet.
	The government did an excellent job covering it up since the Japanese thought the attack was a total failure.
	Just thought you might want to look into this.
	It was a total failure if you only killed six people.
	To be able to float to a moment.
	It's no great leap forward.
	It killed 80 million.
	Great leap forward.
	Yeah, what the fuck is that?
	Billy Bragg's numbers to come up with exactly what I'm saying.
	You didn't sing it anything even close to the way the song is.
	I haven't heard it in a long time.
	Then don't sing it on a show when people are recording it.
	Great leap forward.
	How does it really go?
	This is from Phil.
	Guessing I'm in it in.
	So he's one of the choruses.
	First hurdle.
	He's got an equivalent.
	I offer him to emband.
	No, he just coming up.
	Embarrassment to my usual excuses.
	While looking down the corridor out to where the band is waiting.
	I'm looking for the right people.
	See?
	That's how stupid you are.
	This is from Phil.
	The echo, they're discussing our terrible calling system.
	The echo has to be some digital hardware latency issue.
	Correct.
	Proof of this gets better when Captain of the Fag Zone shuts a bunch of things down.
	In other words, you're asking hardware and software to convert analog things like your mic signals and phone calls into the digital domain, and this takes processing time.
	You should take a look at doing your mixing in the analog domain before it's converted to digital.
	Analog is latency-free.
	I don't know what that means.
	Well, we should have a, like what they have at Compound.
	They got the, like a real phone line.
	But we looked into that and that was a fucking pain in the ass.
	That's a whole thing.
	Well, at our new studio, that'll be ESPs.
	Sure, sure, sure.
	But there's a phone line here.
	Sure.
	But those phones with the multiple, that you have to have, I think, different lines for each line that you have.
	There was something, we looked into it, and there was something that turned both of us off.
	We're like, oh, that's nice.
	I think I remember seeing like a massive bill.
	It was a pain.
	All right, let's wrap this up, folks.
	This is from Morgan.
	Hello, good sir.
	Can you tell us about surviving in the city?
	What's the best way to panhandle?
	It's Gary.
	Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
	And they put video question, but no video.
	I thought that was weird.
	What the flip?
	Panhandling?
	That's not my area of expertise.
	Oh, so it looks like we got a lot for Gary's next mailbag.
	That's good.
	I hope you can track him down.
	He's actually pretty low on dose, who seems to be knocking on the studio door quite a bit.
	Quite a bit.
	That's great.
	Bringing up milk, cake, beans, and peanut butter.
	Things we all need.
	Speaking of Jerry Nadler, I guess this is a relative of his.
	She seems to be having the same issues and conducting a high-speed chase on her birthday full of shit.
	I'm waiting to see if you have warrants through Woods County and where do you think I was going?
	Huh?
	You said it's my fing birthday.
	When did you just let me go?
	Because I know your license is suspended.
	I won't drive no more, man.
	Can I please call me a poop?
	You have warrants through Woods County and they're coming to get you.
	No, they're not.
	This is, you know, she's lying because women don't poop.
	Pooping you out, man.
	You could have already been on your way to jail.
	Yeah, not pooping me.
	Poop.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	See you post no crap.
	Most of y'all need a faux flags.
	The skinny bob get a different job.
	Yeah, I'll be that guinea wob.
	That'll beat you down like them city cops.
	Motherfuckers fruity like some dippin' dots.
	Then I got them comic killers loaded.

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