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Sept. 24, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #66 | BACK IN A MAGA GROOVE (Part 1)

Modern leftist ethos seems predicated on nothing but myths. No, you don't need to "see it to believe it." No, Harvard grads are not successful because they want to Harvard. No, cops are not hunting black people for sport. None of these things are true but they dictate the national conversation like they're facts. We are living under the tyranny of the wrong. Full episode on Censored.tv

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Live from New York, it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Devin it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Devin McInnis.
Many years since I was here.
On the street, I was passing my time away.
To the left and to the right, buildings towering to the sky.
It's out of sight in the dead of night.
Here I am.
And it is here I am.
With the fiscal agreement.
You better believe I'm back!
I gotta change my shirt.
I wore this shirt on the Anthony Cumia Show, which is not far from this studio.
A couple blocks away.
But I want to mix it up, so I wear this shirt.
Which has become too small for me.
If you are not a giant pig, I would recommend befriending a 48-year-old man.
Because our wardrobe is toast every year.
Like, this used to be my big, huge shirt.
I got this in Jamaica, I don't know, my daughter's probably four.
That would be ten years ago.
And now it's my skin-tight shirt.
I can't wear this anymore.
This used to be a blouse.
And I- all my custom, um, white shirts, they're all garbage.
I gotta give them this fuckin' Chinese midget.
I have like nine new Perrys.
You have a whole new Fred- I- All these, um, custom white dress shirts, I'm gonna have to just give them to you.
What?
That's badass.
Fuckin' sucks.
I'm- I'm really low on dress shirts.
Yeah, well, bring that up, Jamie.
Jamie, pull that out real quick.
Before we get started, of course, we have to give ourselves COVID by licking our fingers from all the people whose hands we touched.
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Today's book is one of my faves, Laura Hillenbrand.
I love, I don't think women can write.
I think they're generally terrible at writing.
Most of my favorite authors are female.
That is not a contradiction.
You can think that Chinese people are bad at basketball and also think that your two favorite players are Jeremy Lin and the other fucking giant rice ball.
I was talking to Anthony today and he's like, we're talking about the Proud Boys trial and how my quotes from Compound were used in the trial.
And I go, one of them was me calling Asians rice balls.
And I go, I made that up.
It's like a parody of racism.
Fucking rice balls.
It would be like calling East Indians fucking chocolate drops or something dumb.
It's actually making fun of racism.
And he goes, no, I think Robert Conrad in the 40s would call Asians rice balls.
Now, we didn't commit the sin of going on our phones in the bar.
This is before I went on his show.
I was on his show today.
But even if he's right, And that that term is from the 1950s, it's still the same as making it up.
Like my joke when calling Asians rice balls, no offense Ryan.
None taken.
Was making fun of like the concept of people being God damn these fucking rice balls coming in here into our towns.
Right?
I can't find anything on Conrad saying rice balls.
Okay, can you find anything on rice balls?
No.
Just rice ball, let me see.
Put in rice balls.
Put in rice ball racist.
Or rice ball epithet.
I bet you won't see shit.
Let's see here.
Rika.
Gintama.
Try two words.
Rice balls.
Let's just go singular, right?
See?
See?
This was in a court of law!
Plum-filled rice ball.
And nothing comes up!
Nothing comes up!
Yeah.
Anyway.
It would have come.
It would have come.
Laura Hillenbrand, Angelina Jolie liked this book as much as everyone else.
They did... We're watching you Google, by the way, right?
Oh.
She also did that horse book.
Laura Hillenbrand did that book on the fucking... Horsey, horsey, I'm a horsey.
What's my name?
Joey Joey.
Laura Hillenbrand horse movie.
Okay.
Like Super Horse, whatever it was called.
Super Horse.
The Horsey Satinette?
What?
Laura?
Seabiscuit!
Seabiscuit!
Yeah, she wrote Seabiscuit.
But this book is about this, uh, Louise Leo Fierpinini?
Fierpini?
Zamparini, sorry.
Louis Zamparini.
And when Angelina Jolie did it, this guy was a POW in World War II.
He was kidnapped after crashing his plane.
He was a rebel rouser as a young kid.
And Laura's Laura's hypothesis for the book is that the fact that he was a bad kid, bad, like getting into trouble and, you know, shoplifting, whatever, running from the cops, gave him the tenacity that made him survive as a POW.
I don't know about that.
I think that he was just genetically a survivor.
I sent this to both Max and John in prison, by the way, because it's a great story of a guy just refusing to give up.
And When Angelina Jolie did the movie, she left out the part where, while he was stranded on a raft in the middle of nowhere, eating sharks, he discovered Jesus.
He saw an angel over the water.
And she just cut that out.
Nah.
Christianity.
Gross.
Directed by Angelina Jolie, had a grueling experience.
He devoted his life after he finally got over killing the POWs.
Sorry, the COs, whatever, the corrections officers that ran the POW camps.
He got over that about five years after the war, so 1950.
And he discovered Jesus Christ and he started this camp for wayward kids.
He left all of that out?
That's the fucking movie, bitch.
Anyway, please read this book.
It's amazing.
The opening song we played was Back in a New York Groove by the hideously pockmarked Ace Frehley, who just came out of the closet as a MAGA man.
Now, the Jews over at KISS, Paul Stanley and Gene Simmons, are not impressed.
But he's like, sorry, man, I'm a Trump supporter.
All the politicians have skeletons in their closet, really said.
But I think Trump is the strongest leader that we got on the table.
I like how he has a he's wearing a shirt of himself.
We've done that here on the show to promote our merch.
But what does he say?
What's the opening paragraph?
This must be hard for Rolling Stone because they they have to, you know, pledge allegiance to the legends of rock.
But they also hate Trump.
He's never been open about his political leanings.
I don't think politics and rock and roll mix in my opinion.
I try to stay away from him as much as possible.
Once in a while I'll make a crack.
I will say I'm a Trump supporter.
All the politicians have had skeletons in their closet.
I think Trump's the strongest one we've got on the table.
He joins a small number.
It's a very small number.
Of musical figures to voice their support for Trump, including Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, Pat Boone.
Interesting list.
Those are the only ones that can admit to it.
Like our buddy fucking Bataclan, who played the Bataclan and had his life completely ruined.
Eagles of Death Metal, dude.
Eagles of Death Metal, yeah.
For daring, daring to concede that he was a fan of guns and free speech.
That sounds pretty rock and roll to me, by the way.
Why is that so taboo?
Why is it not rock and roll to stray from the political beliefs of fat lesbians with blue hair?
How did we get here?
Do you think Lemmy was worried about what fat lesbians with blue hair think?
Um, Trump did a, uh, did a, uh, talk last night and his rallies, despite what the press wants you to think, And they are literally 10,000 times that of Joe Biden's.
Well, Gavin, you're exaggerating.
No, I'm not.
These rallies appear to me, as a regular concert goer, as a young man, I know what 70,000 looks like.
Bruce Springsteen concerts are 70,000 people.
Joe Biden has seven.
So Trump has 10,000.
And they're so fun.
Why do comedians hate this guy?
Biden comes out.
He's got a mask.
Why does he have a mask?
He spent so much on plastic surgery.
This is not a teleprompter, as you may imagine.
Got a lot of people here.
These are the two kids that got in trouble for the red... Oh, right, right.
Didn't they get scholarships?
Things are going well for them.
Come on.
- The board of our police and first responders on the anniversary of September 11th.
- Anniversary?
Anniversary!
Come on.
Come up here, fellas.
Come up.
Oh, I haven't seen this.
Come up here.
Come on.
Great guys.
They're good-looking kids.
So, I want to congratulate you.
What, did you break your arm getting too many blowjobs out there?
He finger-banged so many chicks at his school.
He wore out his arm.
He's got tennis elbow from finger-banging.
How's your team?
How's it going?
He said it could be better.
You know what?
You're doing great.
And everybody out here loves you and they appreciate you.
Imagine Trump said that.
I know you guys are getting laid like you've never been laid before.
But you clearly, and Mr. NYPD, finger banging way too much.
Way too much.
Where's the high fives?
Give me the high fives.
Take a break.
Take a break.
Just do the jogger.
The upside down jogger.
You don't need to do so much banging.
Imagine Trump talking about banging.
Imagine him saying they let you grab their pussies.
See if you can find him talking about Biden's plastic surgery.
Which I didn't know.
I know he's clearly had hair plugs.
And that technically is plastic surgery.
Is he playing dirty pool?
You ever see Sleepy Joe with the little circles?
He puts them very far away.
So far away.
And then he comes up with the mask.
He's like a hundred yards from the nearest human being.
He's got a mask.
He feels good about the mask.
I wonder, in the debate, it'll be him and I or the stage.
Is he going to walk in with a mask?
I'll be honest.
He feels good about, he feels good about the mask.
And that's okay.
You know what?
Whatever makes you feel good.
He feels good.
He feels good.
I mean, honestly, what the hell did he spend all that money on the plastic surgery if he's going to cover it up with a ball?
Seriously!
You know what?
This might be 40 chess.
This might be a trick.
I do this too, because I'm just as smart as Trump.
I say that Muhammad, his wife was seven, knowing that she was nine.
So people go, uh, Muhammad's wife was not seven.
That's a common, she was nine.
So lefties around them can go, what?
That's our defense that she was nine.
And maybe the plastic surgery was the hair plugs.
And there was no like, So, uh, he's trying to goad people into saying, it wasn't plastic surgery, it was hair plugs.
He had part of his scalp removed and replaced with parts of the back of his neck in order to have more hair.
Well, I'll be dipped in shit.
So yes, as I was saying, I did Kumi's show tonight.
Had a few nippy sweeties.
By the way, this shirt I found in the studio by the bathroom and it wasn't hanging up.
It was by your guitar in a storage thing.
And now my mouth feels metallic.
Uh-oh.
That's not good.
Was this like with rats?
I don't know.
I haven't been in there in a bit.
I feel like this might be a rat shirt.
A rat shirt.
I shouldn't have feelings for Alec.
Hold it down there and I'll get you a new shirt.
You know what?
I'll play the rest of this clip.
I have no idea.
The question is, will he leave it on during the debate?
Because it's a little hard, and I'm full of a mess when you need a moment, but when you're making a speech and the nearest person's like where you are, and you're on a stage all by yourself.
Wiener Roast?
Yeah, it's just the rest of it.
And then he had a habit of taking it off and it hangs down for this year.
No, that's the same thing.
Show me on Kumia.
Cumia.
How do you feel about that?
And you're like, well, that's not true.
I don't think that's realistic.
Oh, you have a problem with that?
Yeah.
Well, I don't really have a problem with that, per se.
If it was a Doogie Howser scenario, maybe we could work with it.
But, like, they keep trying to blow your mind.
Yeah, yeah.
And you're like, stop trying to blow my fucking mind.
I live on Earth.
I've seen people before.
I've seen people before.
Yeah, I was talking about...
I've been kind of obsessed with these myths that are dictating the American ethos, and there's about three of them.
Let's go through them briefly.
One is, see it to be it.
The reason there's not more black lesbian brain surgeons is they don't see that on TV.
So let's make sure all TV shows have a giant cornucopia of races, sexual preferences, religions.
And I just watched Magnificent Seven 2016 last night on A&E, and they took the 1960 original, which was the Wild West.
It was a bunch of white guys.
And Denzel Washington is the main guy.
There's an Asian dude in it.
No offense.
Who is like this guy throws knives everywhere.
And now they have to explain why there's an Asian in the Wild West.
So Denzel says I saved his life in Shanghai.
That's why he's here.
And you go, wait, you were in Shanghai?
How'd you get there?
Are you an aristocrat?
Are you some rich billionaire from the Wild West?
I don't understand.
And now, say you are that wealthy that you occasionally go to Shanghai from the Wild West in 1890.
What is that, 10 years after the Civil War?
America's completely bankrupt and you're gallivanting around Asia?
That's a movie!
But no, now he's, he's, he's defending some old gold town in like Utah, um, during the, the, the, you know, days of the wild west.
And you're like, that doesn't make any sense that this black aristocrat who has an Asian slave he got in Shanghai is in this movie defending a bunch of peasants, uh, and their gold mine.
What?
So that's all predicated on the see it to be it.
We need a more multicultural thing.
If you don't see people who look like you, then you can't go anywhere.
My wife is a Slovakian American Indian.
Nobody looks like her.
Tia Carrera, maybe.
Maybe looks like her.
But like my son, Johnny, he looks like a weird Chinese, Indian, Slovak, Scottish guy.
No one looks like him.
Do you think he's watching TV going, well, what the fuck?
Now I can't do anything because I don't look like any of the people in these shows.
What?
What about like a black dude who lives in Tokyo?
Can he do anything?
Every time he turns on the TV, no one is speaking English.
No one is black.
What the fuck?
Did Ben Carson look at TV and go, hey, there's an old black, um, there's a black brain surgeon.
I think I'm going to be that.
See it to be it is bullshit.
Myth one.
Myth two.
And I should probably have lower thirds on these.
Oh, representation.
Lick my fucking representational dick.
Myth number two.
Hey, I've done some research here, and this is big with boomers, and a lot of Gen X. Okay, people who've been to college, average salary, I'm gonna guess 120 grand, 110 grand.
People who haven't been to college, average salary, probably 50 grand.
Oh my god.
People who went to college make twice as much as people who didn't go to college.
Ergo, we need this education.
We need everyone to go to college.
No, those people are just smarter.
In fact, college was probably worse off for them.
They're probably fucked, especially in 2020.
They're probably screwed with this quarter million debt.
But those guys, and I totally respect the 50K guys, those guys, just sorry, they're not as smart.
When my dad was young, they didn't have this shit.
They had, they practiced eugenics, which by the way, is the elephant in the room.
This whole thing is nurture Nazis.
Petrified of nature.
This is nature phobia.
And they put nurture over nature, and if you're doing shitty, if you see some old black man, who's cross-eyed, sweeping a sidewalk, well, he should have graduated from Harvard Law, he'd be the top prosecutor.
Okay, promise?
Even Heather MacDonald of the War on Cops, she goes, take a black person, put them in, any black person, raise them with Asian parents, they'll be rich.
Okay, I'm not sure that's true, but all right, maybe.
I do believe that blacks have been severely hindered by welfare taking their fathers away.
That's ruined them, and that's why you see such high black crime.
But To totally ignore nature is brutally naive and the way they did it in the 50s and 60s in Scotland and Britain in general was you take your O levels at 14 if you do well and only 5% did well.
That's the key!
People think this is like a racist thing where you're like, oh whites and Asians are smart so they should get everything and blacks are dumb so they should be janitors.
No!
Only 5% Of these white people were good enough to go to secondary college.
And by the way, I don't worship these people.
I know a lot of geniuses.
They're kind of boring.
They don't chug.
When I go to bars in the middle of the day, I want to be around blue-collar people who can drink and party.
Like Laura Loomer.
I love her to death, but she's too smart.
We went to an MMA fight.
She didn't want to do shots.
You know, I make fun of Cardi B for going... But I go... I'm just as bad.
Like, what race is that?
that little man we just showed.
He's gone by the way.
I'll never see that kid again.
But he did exist.
He did exist.
When you have kids, every three years, your kid is gone.
And there's a new kid to replace him.
Anyway, I could watch that for a hundred hours.
So what we did now is, and I don't know why I keep thinking of Obama when I think of this, because he's the quintessential example of this misnomer, this mistake, where you go, all right, Jimmy McInnes, my dad, Made, you know, $120,000 a year.
His brothers made $50,000 a year.
The only difference is he went to college.
Yeah, because he was supposed to go to college.
It's not the college!
Fuck the college!
And I'll use this example again.
I've brought this up a hundred times.
Say you were pissed about traffic fines and people weren't paying their parking tickets.
And you said, I'm going to put the boot on all cars with outstanding parking tickets over, let's say, 200 bucks.
That would disproportionately affect blacks, I'm guessing, especially in Brooklyn.
Okay, then they would call the boots racist because it hurts blacks.
No!
Just because a thing hurts a group doesn't mean the thing is prejudice towards the group.
A boot doesn't have emotions.
It's just a fucking steel disc with some clips on it.
So anyway, that's another big myth.
So the big myths are, see it to be it, if a group is being hurt, then that thing that's hurting them is Prejudiced is a bigot.
And then the third one that's been driving me nuts is almost as bad as the previous two.
And that is, and by the way, I'm not delaying describing this third one because I forgot what it is.
I want to focus on the first two first.
The first two are, see it to be it, education thing.
And the third one, yes, is cops killing fucking black people.
Well, I have all these examples.
Breonna Taylor, blah, blah, blah.
Yeah, but they're not indicative of a fucking pattern.
Breonna Taylor was a colostomy bag for two local drug dealers cum.
They fucked her when they wanted to.
They passed her back and forth.
Her job was to carry the money around.
Just because she was an EMT doesn't mean she was a good EMT.
She was fired from her job.
She's probably an affirmative action hire.
Maybe she was dealing drugs when she was an EMT.
And they were not dealing pot.
They were dealing fentanyl.
Hold on, we gotta figure out how to pronounce this once and for all.
Computer, how do you pronounce fentanyl?
I pronounce that fentanyl, but I'm always working on how I say things and I might not have it right.
Sounds like she's as wrong as us.
I don't really know.
So, they were dealing fentanyl, which kills hundreds of people a day!
It's a drug so deadly that when the DEA confiscates it, they wear hazmat suits.
She's no Small Beans.
Uh, Mike Brown didn't have his hands up, he's reaching for a cop's gun, Trayvon was beating the shit out of George Zimmerman, Sandra Bland hanged herself, blah blah fucking blah again and again.
So it's all a myth.
And you go, alright Gavin, there's plenty of myths.
Some assholes think the world is flat.
Yeah, but they're not burning down the country for these myths.
Three myths, like the see it to be it thing has dominated the fucking TV, billboards, children's bookstores.
Every time you go to a bookstore, it's a black eight-year-old girl astronaut.
And you go, okay, that's not really a thing, but, and I'm not against it clearly, but this is a bit much.
Like there was a bookstore down the street from my house where I chickened out of taking pictures everywhere I should have.
It's gone bankrupt since.
Get woke, go broke.
And every single fucking book in the place had an SJW agenda, which is Netflix.
Netflix, my wife was watching Netflix last night and I just sort of peered over.
She was watching it on her computer and I go, what's this about?
And she's like, oh, it's about early NASA going to the moon.
And I'm like, black guy, black astronaut.
No one has a problem with black astronauts.
This is, this is actually part of the beef is you're saying it like I'm going to go, what the fuck?
Like when they make, I don't know, a vampire gay in a movie, or they have a black neuroscientist or whatever, part of the reason they're doing it is because they think we're going to go, you can't do that.
That's probably why Hamilton was so popular.
Because they assumed we'd be going, what the fuck?
Thomas Jefferson wasn't Puerto Rican?
And we didn't give a shit.
We just went, all right, well, whatever makes you care about the founding fathers.
I thought they were bad news.
The funny thing, too, is with all of this rewriting of history, you're going to start having this strange backlash, commie thing where, like, I know a dude whose girlfriend made him see Hello Dolly on Broadway.
His name's David.
And it has a lot of black servants.
It's old-timey.
Like, hello sir, would you like another sausage roll?
I haven't seen it, but I imagine that's... If I had a butler, that's what I'd have him offer people.
And they've changed some of the white aristocrats to be played by black actors.
So now you have black actors being served by these black servants and like saying, whatever boy, move along!
Sort of like Get Out.
So they're accidentally making blacks look bad.
They're making rich blacks look like assholes who treated black butlers as badly as we did.
And the BBC is doing this now where they have like Mary Queen of Scots, where plenty of the knights and the colonists and the evil monarchs are black.
And you go, okay.
Well now, by your set of standards, you guys colonized the world.
You black monarchs sent Christopher Columbus to the Caribbean.
Look at this guy!
You have slaves, sir?
Look at his weird arms.
They're just sort of laying there like legs.
You're bananas butt!
Well, that's the dresses back then, you fucking tard.
So, and now the other weird thing with that musical, and this is just a microcosm of a much bigger...
Tangled web the left is weaved by denying reality now.
It's like so interracial couples were fine back then.
Okay.
Well, what's everyone complaining about?
Yeah, where's the plate?
Like you're rewriting history and now you're changing everything and it's gonna hurt you because you have a narrative and you've shattered this narrative and now it's like The founding fathers were supposed to be bad slave owners.
I saw The play on Broadway, they were mostly black and Puerto Rican.
They seemed like good guys.
So why are we shitting on the Founding Fathers and why do we call our money dead presidents?
It seems disrespectful.
That was too much of indecence.
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wherein I will do drawings that go on the Gavin Doodle auction to raise money for Max and John in prison for fighting Antifa, for warning America that Antifa are assholes and are likely to burn the country down.
No, they're not.
Said Judge Mark Dwyer.
In fact, this political fighting reminds me of 1930s Europe.
Threw them in jail.
They've been in jail so long that they have two years left.
Do you realize that?
As of Tuesday, so yesterday, they have exactly two years left.
Doesn't feel that... Isn't that fucking nuts?
I don't know, it's crazy.
Well you'd know if you had three little kids like John does, because four years is a long fucking time.
Anyway, I don't wanna start crying.
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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