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Sept. 17, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #65 - CONSTANT LYING

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
	Hello, folks at home.
	That was Desperacido, which I believe is by Justin Bieber, right?
	There's a version with him, but it's by Lou Of Fonci.
	Oh, Lewis.
	I don't think I was able to send you the notes today, Ryan.
	I saw you're having some technical difficulties here before the show started, including you making a pot of coffee at 9 p.m.
	Which prompted an argument about your incredibly juvenile sleep patterns.
	And now I don't have the fucking email anymore.
	So I was using Desperacito to talk about Joe Biden and his intro, which is just gone now.
	Shit.
	Is it that video where he plays Desperacito?
	Yes.
	I can find it.
	It would have been good if you went up and you're just like, I just got one thing to say, and then play it from the cell phone.
	Yeah, that would have been great.
	If I had a mouse working when I got here and you weren't running around making coffee because you slept all day.
	We were all running a little late.
	I like having a book on the desk, but when it's a big fat book like Malkins, it sort of makes it the Michelle Malkin Show.
	And this is just a random book I chose for, we've had Book of the Day folks at home who aren't paying for the subscription rates.
	So we like to show a book, talk about it briefly, and then just have it on the desk.
	But I think I'm going to stick it way back here.
	Even though it's awesome.
	Because it's...
	And now I got to hide Trump with it, I guess.
	Let's try this.
	Yeah, let's try.
	That seems to make a little more sense.
	It was a little too prominent.
	Not that I don't love it.
	And it's, of course, Michelle, who, by the way, has been doing this since 1990.
	So while most of her critics were in short pants, including Brian Stettler, the Turgid Tattletale, Michelle was blowing open all of these massive corrupt conspiracies, including Open Borders Inc., where we see big tech in cahoots with the government.
	And we'll get to that in a second.
	But before we even get started, I should read the sponsors.
	I don't have that up, Ryan.
	That's another issue.
	Oh.
	You don't have a mouse.
	I think I could print them.
	Maybe you could print those.
	So obviously I'm referring to Joe Biden coming out, and he was doing a Latinos for Trump thing.
	I mean, sorry, Latinos for Biden thing in front of like seven people.
	And he said, as you know now, I have one thing to say.
	And then he played that little tape.
	Do we have that clip?
	So awkward.
	I just have one thing to say.
	1,002, 1,003, 1,004, 1,000.
	All right.
	I tell you what, if I had the talent of any one of these people, I'd be elected president by acclamation.
	What do you think?
	I'd be elected president by accident.
	Thank you.
	Acclamation?
	Acclamation.
	Thank you so much.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	I'm actually impressed that he got that old boomer got his song out within five seconds of getting on the stage.
	Yeah, me too.
	That was pretty good.
	Because usually, I mean, we've all been to bars with boomers where they go, yeah, yeah, no, I have it on my phone, actually.
	Hold on, let me show you.
	And then they do that fucking thing where they go, oh, fuck.
	People 20 years younger than him.
	You know what I saw the other day?
	Trump took a picture and tweeted it of like the White House.
	I've never pictured him use an iPhone for a camera before.
	Hmm.
	Isn't that weird?
	Yeah, sort of.
	And then the other big, the other fucking thing that I wanted to talk about was Biden's quartermaster quote.
	There's a new one every day.
	Every day he comes out with something that is so Chinese that I've took a course in Mandarin just to be able to understand him.
	And I'm actually getting pretty good at it.
	Like, do you have this quartermaster thing?
	Just look up Joe Biden Quartermaster.
	I wasn't able to send you these notes.
	Oh.
	Okay, see if you can understand this.
	Because if you could take care, if you were a quartermaster, you can sure and help take care of running a department store thing on the second floor of the ladies' department or whatever.
	You know what I mean?
	I understand him.
	I speak Joe Biden now.
	I'm really good with languages.
	I speak French.
	I know about 13 Chinese words.
	I speak Joe Biden.
	Scottish.
	Okay, a quartermaster is a person in a military base who is sort of like the dorm room.
	You know how they call the head of a dorm a master?
	So your quarters are where you sleep.
	A quartermaster says, all right, you're in bunk three, Rivera.
	You're in bunk four, McInnes.
	You're in bunk five, and just organizes where you're going to sleep, where your barracks are.
	Put your bags down there, and then that's your fucking whatever, your trunk that you get to put your dirty socks in.
	So what he's saying is, military people are very capable people, and you think they're just some grunt, but they've actually been doing some complex stuff.
	By the way, being a quartermaster is not remotely Complicated.
	It's just assigning bucks.
	So that's a terrible example.
	But then he's saying, so if you could do that, then you could work at a department store.
	My grandmother worked at a department store in Glasgow.
	And back in the, I'd say, the turn of the century, right up until the 60s, you had everyone shopped at a department store, like Macy's.
	And you'd get in the elevator and they'd close the steel grate.
	I remember going to visit my grand in Glasgow.
	They closed the grate and they'd have this little thing that goes and you'd go up in the elevator and they go, first floor, first floor, men's socks, fucking sports deals, all kinds of shirts and shit for men.
	And then they let people out and then second floor, ladies' lingerie, stockings, hairdos, lipstick, and shite like that.
	They weren't quite that crude.
	And so he's saying, if you can be quartermaster, you can be that.
	What a ridiculous, irrelevant point.
	And it takes a translator to understand.
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	I'm going to start laying out all my papers here like Alex Jones.
	Fuck, I was watching InfoWars today.
	That set is insane.
	It's so much better than Sean Hannity's or Tucker Carlson's or any other set.
	And he has, I don't know if it fits the same crane, but the crane shots are fucking mental.
	Sometimes they're coming in from above.
	Sometimes they're low and scooping up.
	Look at that thing.
	He's got cranes.
	And that's one.
	I've been to his studio in Texas.
	That's one of many.
	It must be the greatest place to work ever.
	Everyone there is really funny, having a good time.
	He breaks balls.
	He's not a sweetheart, but if you get the job done and you do your job, no one's in shit.
	And it's nicer than Fox.
	It's huge.
	And there's all these different little rooms everywhere and guys working over here and over there and little beer fridge down there.
	It's fun.
	I would love to move there tomorrow if the South was not a fucking oven.
	I'm so happy summer's over.
	I fucking hate the heat.
	Tom Shuley, what's his name?
	Shuley Gaywar or whatever from Howard Stern.
	He's just moved to Alabama.
	And everyone in Howard Stern is going, what are you doing moving to Alabama?
	That's not good for work.
	And I'm like, not good for work.
	It's not good for human men.
	You're going to cook.
	Anyway, the other blooper going on with Harris and the Biden campaign is her calling it the Harris-Biden Harris administration with the help of the Biden administration.
	Is that it?
	With the help of Joe Biden.
	See, it's funny how all these people who have been talking about how stupid Trump is for having a typo or a blooper are now in the thick of it.
	And we're seeing that, boy, you critics have no fucking clue how hard any of this is.
	What, they talk about it and they don't have the video?
	It's lacking.
	Let me show some pictures of something that someone said.
	Daily Mail, not good.
	Maybe.
	Oh, I have it on my Twitter.
	It's possible the DNC is fanatically censoring it.
	Could be.
	Just look up Kamala Harris blunder or something.
	I have it on my old Twitter.
	There we go.
	There we go.
	A Harris administration together with Joe Biden.
	A Harris.
	I think what happened there is she went to say a Biden administration or a Biden-Harris administration and she said a Harris administration.
	And then she thought, oh, fuck.
	I got to get Joe back in there.
	So then she tried to loop him in in the end.
	And then she said with, of course, Joe Biden.
	As president.
	She did say that at the end of it.
	Yeah.
	So, yeah.
	Did you see this?
	I just have one thing to say.
	Hang on here.
	Hang on here.
	Fuck the police coming straight from the underground.
	A young nigga got it back because I'm brown.
	And not the other colorful police free.
	They have the authority to kill a minority.
	Fuck that dick because I ain't the one.
	I tell you what, if I had the talent of any one of these people, I'd be.
	You at least have the talent of MC Ren.
	Yeah, I had seen that.
	Trump retweeted that.
	It's pretty big.
	A lot of language in there.
	I bet a lot of people believe that to be true.
	Not that the real story was any better or worse.
	I mean, Desperacito, you know what?
	Did he think that he would come out, play that song, and everyone would just go, yeah, there's no one there?
	He got out of a plane the other day, you know, a private jet, and he comes out and he starts waving to people.
	There's no one there.
	And he looks over to his right and he waves, and the only thing on his right is a Secret Service guy with his back to Joe facing away.
	Hey, you're going bald, buddy.
	Stop.
	I got hair plugs.
	I can help you.
	Oh.
	Wait, not waving to an empty field?
	I mean, I don't know what this is.
	Fact check.
	See, this is the problem, too, with the news.
	Fact check: Joe Biden was not waving to an empty field.
	Okay, so what am I looking at there?
	My eyes deceive me.
	Former vice president Joe Biden, he's there to try to cry.
	So what are they saying?
	That lady's laughing at that.
	Let's see.
	Empty field except the bogus claim that he waved to nothing and nobody appeared.
	September 5th, Joe Biden went, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Okay, go down.
	I got to hear this explanation.
	Joe Biden, for his first visit.
	The background was not empty.
	Yes, it was.
	I have eyes.
	I know.
	Time stamped.
	Okay, it said this is time-stamped, and the other video was doctored.
	What are you waving to?
	There's still no one there.
	There's still nobody there.
	But the other thing, too, is you'd say, okay, maybe there's a huge crowd a little bit farther down.
	There's nobody there anywhere.
	Oh, I think...
	Are there like four guys?
	No, they're a million miles away, and they weren't where he waved.
	Right, I know.
	It was literally the field.
	I don't know how they're going to try to spin that.
	No, go back to that article, though, because this is what we're at.
	Just lies.
	False narrative, Biden's arrival.
	Okay, we know it was a very popular blunder, but show us the evidence that it's not true.
	Then that's the article.
	That's over.
	Oh, wow.
	Unbelievable.
	Because I guess they know that most people are going to just read the headline.
	So when there's an insulting rumor, they just go, that's not true.
	And then drop it.
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	Isn't that exciting?
	Hell yeah.
	I was late to the studio.
	My daughter had her birthday party a few days off of her birthday.
	And it was just right here near the studio.
	Beach Cafe, I believe it's called.
	And we walked to Central Park after, which is even closer to the studio.
	Lots of clues.
	And I'm walking in.
	I'm wearing them.
	Everyone in Manhattan wears a mask, by the way.
	But I sort of take it down if I'm not near anyone.
	I mean, the most strident rules are six feet or a mask, not necessarily both.
	So if I'm away from people and I see this old dude, and we're right in the Upper East Side with all the rich people, we're right at Park Avenue.
	We're at some of the most expensive real estate in the world.
	These townhouses are probably going for $25 million.
	And there's some rich old stockbroker.
	He's retired now.
	He's got his stupid little dog that you could just punt.
	And he's looking at me like this.
	And I usually get along with old dudes.
	So I'm like, can you believe this shit?
	I didn't know what this was about.
	And he goes, you're not wearing the mask?
	And then I go, it's my body, my choice.
	And he didn't get the joke.
	Like, now you're in a theme.
	He's too old for that joke.
	That's an abortion joke, right?
	I'm making fun of pro-choice people as a pro-lifer, but that's too esoteric.
	So he's just going, yeah, but what about everybody else?
	Yeah, that's just your body.
	He reminded me of like Howard Stern's dad.
	Oh, what are you doing?
	And then I was with like my kids and my daughter's friend and my wife who drove down for this.
	And I said, fuck off.
	It's all bullshit anyway.
	You don't know that this is all bullshit?
	And I did call him an old fool.
	That was mean, but whatever.
	And he goes, he's so arrogant.
	Oh, you said it to him?
	Yes.
	Oh, shit.
	In front of my seven-year-old.
	Is that bad?
	I don't know.
	He is an old fool.
	He was yelling at me.
	Maybe coot is better suiting.
	No, I like the old coot.
	I like the punch of fool.
	I once crushed my dad.
	He was like, when my kids are much, much younger.
	So this would be like maybe even 10 years ago.
	And he goes, your children don't make eye contact.
	They don't correspond with us.
	And I go, you get out where you put in, you old fool.
	Oof.
	Nice little dig.
	And then I said to him, look around you.
	This is 1989.
	We're back to shithole New York because of this stuff.
	And you, old man, are in more danger now because of this shit from lunatics and fucking muggers than you are from any COVID.
	So COVID has put you in danger.
	Not the disease, but the state of New York.
	And then you know what?
	I am the aunt angry.
	He went like this.
	And he walked away with his stupid dog.
	That hurt.
	That's the second time I've gone to that restaurant and ended up with a bad scene with an old man.
	The other time I was with Ann Coulter, and some guy with a walker started just going, honestly, 90 years old, started going, barfing at me.
	Air barf.
	Air barf.
	Okay.
	And then he left and then he comes back.
	He appeared to be with his like grandson-in-law and his granddaughter, I guess.
	And then he was still doing it from the street corner.
	Doing like what I would imagine a lizard would do, or what were those Jurassic Park guys who could open doors?
	Velociraptor.
	What a Velociraptor would do if it hated you.
	Did you see his toe?
	Was it doing this, like on the ground?
	Yeah, it was actually.
	He had shoes on, but I could see through his shoes.
	Oh, that's terrible.
	And I'm thinking, okay, I assume you think I'm a Nazi or something, right?
	If you see the head of the Aryan Brotherhood and you're 90 years old and you use a walker, don't fuck with him.
	Like, if you think someone is El Chapo and you're sick of the amount of heroin that's being trafficked into the suburbs of America and how many innocent children are dying, don't confront him.
	He'll murder you.
	I didn't say anything to that old man because Ann hates any kind of a scene.
	So I just kept it moving.
	I guess, should I talk about this book?
	Fantastic book, all about following the money, who's in cahoots, how much we're being lied to.
	It was done way before COVID, but it's very prescient because you see how much of what we're told, just like that Joe Biden didn't wave shit, is just lies.
	Just brutal lies.
	Like there was that thing.
	This was in the notes a few days ago, Ryan.
	Under Trump.
	Yeah, this was number 16 a few days ago.
	And I'm noticing so much of what the left is pushing now is, it's not controversial or things I disagree with.
	It's just lies.
	And the irony is one of their top things is that he lies.
	So we're obviously not going to go through this, but this is a viral thing on Instagram.
	99 reasons.
	What was it again?
	Sorry?
	99 reasons to Trump.
	99 reasons to vote Donald Trump out of office.
	Okay, let's go through these.
	It's from the New York Times, of course.
	One, referred to Nazis as very fine people.
	That's number one.
	For the, I'm not going to exaggerate, 137th time.
	No, he didn't.
	He was talking about the beginning of Charlottesville, where people were duped to go down there thinking it was about statues.
	I mean, everyone who subscribes knows this by now, right?
	He said that there was people there to take down statues, people there to preserve statues, and there was very fine people on both sides.
	Then he talked about the second part of the rally, which was Antifa versus Nazis.
	And he said, those people are bad.
	And he said that they should be condemned.
	And then he realized maybe that's not clear enough.
	So two separate other times he condemned white nationalists and said, bad guys, bad guys, bad guys.
	Totally ignored.
	Number two, separated 5,000 from their parents.
	Their migrant parents.
	I hate that word migrant.
	I'm just a migrant.
	I just, it makes him sound like Johnny Appleseed.
	I just go from country to country planting seeds.
	I'm a traveler.
	Hello.
	I'm an old traveling man.
	This is my satchel of seeds and this is my satchel of coins.
	I use this for food.
	I use a satchel of seeds to plant trees for you so you can have food.
	This is a cherry tree.
	Poof.
	If someone is illegally crossing the border and they're with a kid, tell me what to do, lefties.
	What do I do now?
	Do I put them both in the same holding?
	Obviously, I have to have a holding cell of some sort, or else there's no borders.
	If it's legal to cross the border, then you don't have borders.
	Are you really for that?
	It's the only country in the world that has no borders?
	Isn't that kind of weird?
	But okay, we're the only country in the world with no borders.
	Now we're not a country.
	If you don't have borders, you're not a country.
	So I guess we're just Mexico now.
	So you're giving America to Mexico because Canada is going to retain their border.
	So you're just sort of like saying America and Mexico have merged.
	Is that what you're saying?
	What if someone comes from like the Congo and they want to come up through Mexico into the country?
	Because Mexico is still going to have borders.
	Mexico is brutal with their illegals, with their Nicaraguans, their Guatemalans.
	They literally put them in a bus and ship them back over.
	Arrest them.
	What are you doing, Ryan?
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	So is that what we do?
	And let's assume you're not that retarded.
	So, okay, we do have to at least hold people after they cross the border illegally.
	You can't, so these are cells.
	I don't know if that's the kid.
	And we've heard time and time again of these guys using kids as props.
	The same kid going back and forth again and again and again.
	Just grabbing a kid.
	Hey, you're my son.
	Shut up.
	Don't say anything.
	Now we have to do like a DNA test to find out that if this is one of the real kids or the fake kids.
	And this is a crime.
	So it's a jail in a sense.
	Should we be putting kids in prison with adults?
	No.
	So you have to...
	And by the way, when you cross with a little kid, you're putting us in this shitty situation where we have to separate you.
	So thanks for putting us in that shitty situation.
	I remember when they go, there was a child, a baby, and it died.
	It couldn't breathe.
	It had fucking asthma or something.
	And you go, that's horrific, obviously.
	But why were you bringing a baby on that horrible journey to cross the border?
	You couldn't have waited like even a year.
	I think it's even kind of weird to bring your baby to Europe on a plane from America.
	I did it because my grandmother was getting older and I wanted her to meet my youngest, but that's kind of intense.
	But crossing the fucking desert for three days, you killed your kid.
	Oh, they have anxiety and depression.
	Very sad.
	They need some Mexapro to deal with their depression.
	Pretty good.
	So let's go back to those stupid lies.
	Lied over 15,000 times.
	We've already talked about that.
	This is just that David Crossbit was just him repeating this.
	Has yet to release his tax returns.
	Yeah, you know, I was talking to a cop about body cams, and he goes, it is kind of better because you can see that they were coming at us with a knife.
	But the way people are framing it and using it to their advantage has kind of hurt us.
	So he says, overall, it's a loss.
	And can you imagine the way they would comb through his tax returns to find crimes.
	I want you cheating the government.
	I fucking hate the government.
	Don't show anyone your tax returns.
	And if you cheated the government out of 400 million, I want to blow you.
	You're a wonderful American.
	Giving your money to the government is throwing it in a wood chipper.
	It doesn't go to roads or to buy a poor black kid a pencil.
	It goes to fucking bullshit projects.
	And it hurts the economy.
	So that's gay, number four.
	Five, refer to Haiti and countries in Africa as shitholes.
	Is there a country in Africa that's not a shithole?
	Rhodesia was not a shithole and then they killed all the white farmers.
	South Africa was not a shithole and they killed all the white farmers.
	Like, what's the nicest country in Africa?
	Let's see.
	What is, look up, what's, hey, computer.
	What's the richest country in Africa?
	It's not Wakanda.
	That doesn't count.
	Hey, computer.
	To say computer.
	Computer!
	What is the richest country in Africa?
	Why did you unplug that thing?
	The what?
	To charge the vacuum.
	Are there no other plugs in the entire studio?
	It's called Sechelis.
	TikTok Seichelis R?
	GDP per capita, 30.
	So the average salary is 30 grand a year?
	I am impressed.
	I bet that's Northern Africa.
	It's probably got some fucking oil money or something.
	And it's probably got a population of like 2,000.
	Look it up, though.
	Seychelles.
	Where is that?
	30,000.
	We're 50,000.
	So you're not too far behind us, Seychelles.
	This is weird.
	I can't interact with the texts at all to type it in.
	Seychelles.
	And he didn't say every single country in Africa is a shithole.
	That's what I'm saying.
	I'm saying you'd be hard-pressed to find anything remotely decent outside of Europe and the West.
	I mean, all of China sucks.
	Even Taiwan, where I lived.
	Oh.
	Oh.
	The islands.
	We found a country in Africa that doesn't suck shit, and it's some fucking tourist resort.
	Yeah.
	Sorry.
	So anyway, he was right about that.
	Let's see another one.
	Give me one.
	Like, I have criticisms.
	There's no wall.
	I don't like hiring Ivanka Trump.
	I don't like her fucking needle-faced husband there.
	What's his name?
	Jordan Kutscher, whatever.
	Jared Kushner.
	I hate him.
	And I thought, like, he didn't hire his boys.
	His boys have nothing to do with the White House.
	That was cool because we're not a monarchy.
	But Ivanka and Jared and the wall, major problems.
	Not getting involved in big tech censorship and stopping them.
	They're treated like a utility where you can't sue them because they're just a vessel.
	They just provide information, yet they control information.
	You know, Tucker had a Chinese scientist on yesterday who said, yeah, it's from China.
	I can prove it.
	And Facebook deleted that.
	It got like 1.3 million views.
	Facebook deleted it because it's problematic.
	So, okay, so you're no longer a utility.
	You're no longer water or electricity.
	Now you control the narrative.
	Well, now I get to sue you.
	Fox News can get sued if they lie.
	If they say that I'm not attractive or that Ryan is intelligent, we can sue them for lying.
	But Facebook is doing the same thing.
	They're now a publisher.
	There she is.
	Her accent is so fucking annoying.
	COVID-19 SAS-COVID-2 virus actually is not from nature.
	It is a man-made virus created in the lab based on the China military discover and owned.
	I think she's massacring the English language far more than that lab massacred the English.
	Oh, by the way, coming in at number two, Moritis, Moritis.
	Oh, yeah, it's doing great.
	Right there on the motherland.
	Yeah, another tourist destination.
	So, correct?
	They're shitholes.
	Remember that woman?
	There was a Canadian journalist who was so sick of people portraying Somalia as dangerous and full of rapists that she went there as like an Instagram blogger to show the world that Somalia is actually rich with culture and it's actually quite safe.
	They raped her.
	And killed her.
	Oh.
	But besides that, it's beautiful.
	Let's see another fucking one of these stupid 99 things.
	Withdrew from their mercury effluent rule, which regulated safe use and disposal of mercury in dental offices.
	Okay, I don't.
	You dropped a lot of regulations that were garbage.
	Yeah, I would have to do a little bit more research on the mercury effluent rule.
	I find it interesting that that's your number six.
	Number six, like the, they just, these are all in the order of impact, right?
	So you see Nazis, those are not fine people.
	And then you see Mercury and you go, that's poison.
	He's poisoning my children.
	Number seven, presidential negligence resulted in 3,000 deaths in Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria.
	That's just a lie.
	The corruption in Puerto Rico after that hurricane was exactly what he said it would be.
	He said, I want to give you money, but your government's too corrupt.
	And then we discovered that they were hiding supplies for the residents in order to make Trump look worse and hoarding the money.
	Puerto Rico is a shithole.
	Why the fuck do we have that place?
	We just, what, what were you thinking?
	Who, if you're watching this and you were responsible for acquiring Puerto Rico, I don't know when you did it in the 1800s or something.
	Can you?
	What were you thinking?
	You know what?
	If you are watching this show, you're a subscriber to Censored.tv, and you were responsible for us acquiring Puerto Rico, I want you to unsubscribe.
	I don't want your money.
	You're done.
	Corrupt Democrats, Puerto Rico disaster relief supplies found in hidden warehouse.
	Trump was right once again.
	All right, we got to get off the freebie part.
	I haven't even begun the show.
	But I like you more than a friend.
	Have we got anything, any giveaways or anything?
	No, we got Johnny Apple, CBD, and Bet DSI.
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	That song's kind of good.
	I hate all foreign music, but that song's kind of got a bump.
	Kind of slaps.
	It's kind of a jam.
	You know, is it true that the guy who made that despacito was in the crowd when Biden did it?
	Because that would make it make sense.
	I'm trying to be fair.
	No, he was still retarded.
	If that guy was the host of the debate, that would be something.
	But no.
	Pathetic.
	And by the way, speaking of foreigners and their shitty music, they're still stuck where we were like in the 40s, pre-rock and roll.
	And I'm not just talking about, when I say foreigners, I mean Italians.
	Like if you're in Sicily in Palermo, a car will drive by and you hear, ciao tesoro que fa languini.
	And you're like, what the fuck?
	Is that Frank Sinatra?
	What are you listening to?
	You're listening to some like, and it's young people, 14-year-olds with like stressed denim driving in their car, just jamming out to some shitty song.
	And same with China.
	You see a car drives by.
	Ever heard of fucking rock?
	Ever heard of fun?
	God, you suck.
	By the way, speaking of Bieber, he did a video for Drake.
	And look, I'm a 50-year-old man.
	I'm not a fan of anything young people, but I'm also objective.
	And just like I can see that the original Despresito song is pretty good, Drake did a video with Justin Bieber that is a very good video.
	Is it Pop Star?
	Yes.
	I want to be a pop star.
	These are all Canadians.
	White Canadians.
	Drake is a white Jewish guy.
	This black dad was not around.
	Wait, that ain't it.
	And you say, well, he had to experience what it's like to be black, so he's still black.
	No.
	If you're black in Toronto, the only problem is you get too many blowjobs.
	So what's black about Drake?
	What's Blake about Drac?
	Nothing.
	He's a Jewish white kid from the suburbs of Mississauga, Ontario.
	Uh-oh, I'm worried about that fucking TriCaster wheezing away.
	Oh.
	Remember that we had trouble last night?
	Oh, Drake's getting thick.
	You're not replying.
	I actually been FaceTiming you.
	No, that is Palestinian.
	Jump Jab of the Hut named the PJ Paladin.
	You know that emoji with the smoke coming out the nose?
	That's how I feel.
	Haven't I always said no shit?
	This is one of them speaking our language growing up in the country.
	I got you framed up all over the country.
	I come out here to meditate and pray in these beautiful ocean waters.
	2020, I came to fucking get a Drake.
	I know the borders closed.
	I know they won't let me in the car.
	Don't you get this like pre-music video video crap?
	Yeah, but this is relevant to the video.
	You see, that's DJ Khaled nagging Drake and saying, we got to get a video out for Popstar.
	And Drake's like, I can't.
	I'm up in Canada.
	I'm not allowed to travel.
	Oh, that's right.
	We have COVID.
	So this is Khaled.
	He's really good at playing an annoying douche.
	I don't know why.
	Courtney Love is also good at playing a mentally ill junkie.
	The fuck's on your head, dude?
	What's around your neck?
	Did you know Drake makes videos of himself playing basketball, but he edits out like 13 hours of missing, so it's all just slam dunks and being awesome?
	And then he puts them out.
	I did that for the Vegas video with you and Poole, but you actually sank most of your shots.
	I had to edit out about two misses.
	That wouldn't be the nose beers.
	You were pretty dang good at that.
	Is it a Scottish sport?
	Pool?
	It's a drunken bar sport.
	Asking me for something.
	It looks on your head.
	I already gave him some.
	Drake was in some architecture magazine that's showing off his house.
	You've never seen a gayer house in your life.
	It looks like a hotel that straight people are not allowed into.
	I kind of need to see that.
	Oh, wait, yeah.
	Look at Drake's house.
	It looks like Liberace's apartment.
	Love him or hate him.
	He's one of the biggest people.
	Love him or hate him.
	Time is a massive compound in Toronto.
	Today we're looking inside Drake's Toronto mansion.
	Any Drake must know that the 33 the Toronto house is his primary residence.
	The area is a lavish neighborhood.
	Okay, let's go.
	Yeah, the property property is too.
	He'd be better off with Google Image, I think, at this point.
	Crap.
	He's in more of a mood.
	Yeah, there it is.
	Look at that.
	Look at that.
	That's your house.
	Hello, boys.
	Come in here.
	I don't want us to start doing Coke right away, or we're not going to eat.
	So I have sausage rolls on the counter, some apparitifs.
	I have these truffle tater tots, you guys.
	It's tater tots, but they're made of truffles.
	So let's get at least some foundation on our stomach because we're going to be fucking each other up the ass for three days.
	That's how good this meth is.
	So let's go get a stomach lining.
	Look at that.
	Imagine taking a look at the story.
	I said Liberace.
	I think Liberace would say, this is a little too gay for me.
	It's just a nice gay hotel.
	It's a beautiful gay hotel.
	And if I was in his house, I'd be like, wow, I hope you fags have a great time.
	I'm going to get out of here before I get jizz all over my legs.
	It's going to be going off like fireworks.
	Imagine taking a black light to that?
	Oh, my God.
	That does look pretty.
	That's kind of cool, but not for a home.
	Yeah, it does look like a gay tele.
	It's a beautiful gatel.
	It's got a piano and everything.
	It's got a piano for Liberace there.
	I don't want that to be my home.
	This black leather and black mirror, black marble.
	Look at this.
	It's not a changing room in a department store.
	It looks like the Sephora section in the Macy's.
	Yeah.
	It looks like what they used to dupe housewives into spending $1,700 on a purse.
	What is that?
	Purple?
	Oh, you got fucking shit.
	In 2015, the Music Mohammed purchased the two-acre property $1.7 million and hired Canadian home designer and builder Ferris Raffali to make his custom home dreams come true.
	In order to maintain privacy and security, the City of Toronto granted special permission last September to their hometown hero to build fences that are twice as high as their permitted height.
	Drake has spent more than $1 million on 20-foot-tall trees that go along the fences, so he fits in with the neighborhood, CTVN reported.
	As if this wasn't enough, Drake showed off.
	Anyway, that video, let's go back to video.
	What?
	That's his toilet.
	Let me see.
	As if this wasn't enough, Drake showed off his singing toilet during an Instagram live video.
	The toilet plays relaxing ambient music.
	Well, guests will be able to withstand liters of gum a day.
	About their business.
	A mansion wouldn't be complete without a ball.
	All it sings is a gigantic indoor pool.
	And it's a damn, dude.
	That's for so.
	Anyway go back to the video for Popstar.
	I hate your heart head, Drake.
	What are you gonna do?
	Ew.
	I don't know.
	What are you gonna do?
	In focus.
	I mean, there's one thing I can do for sure.
	But I'd have to call in a Favor though.
	Favor though?
	That's a fake accent.
	He's Canadian.
	I gotta call him a Favor though.
	This is how he talks.
	Want to hear my Drake imitation?
	Hi, my name is Drake.
	I'm from Mississauga, Ontario.
	I'm Jewish.
	I did my bar mitzvah at a civic center that was not far from my mom's house.
	It was really, really fun, and we tried wine.
	Don't tell my mom.
	You can tell my dad.
	I don't know who he is or where he is.
	That's a person, and it's going to be a wonderful season overall for everybody on the panel.
	Yeah, it sounds like.
	And finally, I guess you two are together.
	Even then, he's doing kind of a blank accent.
	Wait, so he calls Justin Bieber and he says, can you just be me in a video?
	Oh, wait.
	Bitches.
	We the best music.
	Enough.
	DJ Khaled.
	Cops pulling up like I'm giving drugs.
	Ah, nah, nah.
	I'm a pop star, not a doctor.
	They just calling my phone like I'm locked in.
	So he makes, they make this totally cheesy early aughts P. Diddy rap video where Justin Bieber is just lip-syncing Drake's lyrics.
	I want a security guard.
	Good stuff.
	The percentage of times that Justin Bieber was going to get punched in the face out of the 900,000 hours you got to hang out with some big meathead.
	But my manager with 20 hoes and boudicorn.
	That's what's hot and new in pop culture with the kids.
	See, I can't deep dive with any of these.
	I have all this BLM Antifa cop stuff, but we'll do it tomorrow.
	Oh, here's something important I wanted to get in.
	Well, two things, actually.
	Sarah Silverman is changing the world.
	And she's sacrificing herself for the greater good.
	Not unlike Jesus.
	She likes to mock Christianity.
	I think she says she blew Jesus or pissed on him or something.
	She makes fun of him all the time, but she is Jesus in many ways.
	She has decided to go on strike and not post on Instagram for 24 hours.
	Oh my God.
	I know we have her criticisms, but that's brave.
	Wow.
	Insta-freeze.
	And there's a broken phone.
	What?
	Like.
	That made me laugh.
	It's the only funny thing she's done in about 10 years.
	Do you think anyone gives a fuck about a pic of you and your dog, you dumb bitch?
	And also, the craziest part about it is that they think Instagram is some right-wing venue.
	Oh, the comments are not friendly to her posts at all.
	Zuckerberg, yeah, they get the joke.
	Zuckerberg fucking is the one who censored that Chinese scientist who said the virus comes from China.
	He is an authoritarian.
	He is pro-China, pro-government, pro-Biden, pro-state control.
	And she thinks he's right-wing.
	Like they banned Ryan because he works for me.
	And his Facebook was just like, hey, Mira, Mina, Giorgiana, Ojar Beach.
	I don't know.
	That was it.
	So that's not good enough.
	I'm banned, of course.
	If someone thinks about the word proud and boy, they're done.
	Anyway, so that was important.
	But the other important thing I want to get to today is yesterday we went through this Pepe documentary, Feels Good Man.
	And we talked about what a pussy Matt Fury is and how the movie was done like his children were killed in a fire.
	So like Manhattan, what's it called?
	Manchester by the Sea.
	That's the way the movie was portrayed.
	And then you go, what happened to this poor bastard?
	Jesus, he looks like he's going to kill himself.
	He's the one who drew Pepe.
	And the Nazis own it now.
	Some Nazis use it sometimes, but everyone who likes to fuck with people uses it.
	Yeah, but also Nazis.
	Okay.
	What, 10 or 20?
	Who gives a fuck?
	Well, that means it's a symbol of hate.
	According to who?
	The ADL.
	No one listens to the fucking ADL?
	You kidding me?
	The SPLC?
	Who else?
	Hillary.
	Oh my God.
	What are you doing?
	So anyway, he's such a fucking loser, totally incapable of irony or confrontation or anything fun.
	And as he's sort of floundering through this catastrophe that someone drew a Hitler mustache on his frog once, he makes merch.
	I guess he's trying to own it.
	And then they go, you know, the mainstream, the fucking normies didn't get it.
	And they go, they go, oh, it's evil now.
	And he just takes that as a fact.
	And as we said on yesterday's show, yes, Nazis use it, non-Nazis use it, everyone uses it.
	It's just the same as a fucking pen.
	You can still enjoy your pen, dumbass, in Birkenstocks.
	Who the fuck wears Birkenstocks?
	Oh, they all do.
	As the news was going on that this internet frog has been marked as like a hate symbol, that's when I got the phone call from our buyer.
	They hold it right away.
	So we have about 3,000 items that we're going to go into 580 stores across the U.S. All awesome and hilarious.
	But a bunch of stores pussied out.
	I kind of forgot this part, actually.
	Maybe I was drunk when I watched this.
	Because some stores pussied out, they go, oh shit.
	All that merch is incredibly valuable.
	Sell it yourself.
	I want one.
	It's funny.
	It's not Nazi.
	All dogs are mammals.
	All cats are mammals.
	All dogs are not cats.
	Those are probably like 15 bucks each to make if you think of 15 times 3,000.
	$15 each to make.
	That's really crazy.
	Wow.
	Yeah, it's $45,000.
	Yep.
	We didn't want to give it to Goodwill.
	Here's a calculator watch.
	Here's a calculator watch.
	The only time that's come in handy.
	Want to sell it ourselves because we were afraid white supremacists would wear it and then what is that worth versus putting out a hate symbol?
	And I'm sure.
	That's it.
	That's it.
	That's it.
	I mean, please show the rest.
	But that.
	I mean, Jesus H. Christ on a crutch.
	A crutch.
	The merchants ended up having to be destroyed.
	They threw $45,000 of their own money.
	And if selling those, I think you'd make at least double, right?
	So that's $90,000.
	So you threw $45,000 of your own money down the toilet, but ostensibly $90,000 into the toilet because you believe some crazy left-wing bullshit about the frog being only for Nazis.
	And you're selling a hate simple.
	And also this stupid bitch.
	Like, why are you listening to her, by the way, Matt?
	The implication is that, like, they'll wear these shirts and be empowered to do more evil and kill more Jews and hang more blacks in their Pepe Hawaiian shirts.
	Like, what fucking cartoon world do you live in?
	Cartoonists are so good at their job, they're now living in a cartoon.
	It's method cartooning.
	Yeah, it's like Daniel Day-Lewis of cartooning.
	At least in my worry.
	I know.
	So they burn them.
	He was a dummy.
	Listen.
	He just kind of let his character get away from him, and now this shit happened.
	Matt's just like, most of us, a poor cartooning loser.
	I was suggesting that he sue the Anti-Defamation League for defamation.
	Sure.
	That's, of course, Johnny Ryan, the only voice that's sounding this whole thing.
	Anyway, so they incinerate the shirts.
	I had forgotten that detail yesterday.
	Absolutely fucking pathetic.
	They're not sending their best, are they?
	Sarah Silverman, representing the left.
	I am going to freeze my Instagram account for 24 hours.
	Now, you're sleeping for at least eight hours, right?
	So that's 16 hours.
	You're not on Instagram.
	I assume the average person, like let's say you're a total Instagram addict.
	I assume you got another like six hours of shit you're doing, like eating and walking.
	So for 10 hours spread out throughout a day, you're not going to put up a picture of you and your fucking dog or you playing video games in your, I think she's still in quarantine in New York.
	Remember Kim Kardashian did this?
	She said she's going on strike and she will not post anything on any social media until she raises a million dollars for some bullshit.
	I don't know what it was.
	And people went, okay, bye.
	I mean, you got a bunch of fan sites I could look at if I was really desperate.
	And so she realized, shit, I'm fucked.
	And I miss Instagram.
	I miss Facebook.
	I miss being able to show pictures of my stupid fake ass.
	And so, oh, wait, she's back.
	This is a new one.
	Oh.
	Because I'm talking about years and years ago.
	So she's back.
	Spreading of hate, propaganda, and misinformation.
	What the hell?
	I wish.
	I fucking wish.
	I'm the hate guy.
	I'm banned.
	Stop hate for profit.
	We're in, we're out.
	The Northface.
	Isn't that her daughter?
	Isn't her daughter like four?
	No, yes.
	Oh, it's the actual brand.
	Yeah, I thought you're kidding.
	No, what's her daughter's name?
	Northface?
	Northwest.
	Northwest.
	Yeah.
	So no, this was years and years ago.
	She's done this before, and eventually she goes, I don't like this.
	I don't like this strike anymore.
	So some like Saudi chic ended up giving her half a million.
	It was something like she said, I'm going to quit until I, all social media to like and raise a million dollars.
	She raised like 480.
	And so some fucking rich oil baron who probably got to feel her ass paid 510 to close the gap so she could get back on.
	One time, this was also way back then, she got paid like, I think a million dollars to go to some fancy party in Europe run by billionaires.
	And one of them grabbed her ass.
	And so she was outraged.
	And it was major news.
	And you're thinking, lady, what did you think was going to happen?
	Like, I think that's kind of part of the deal when you get $2 million to appear at a party.
	Someone gets to touch your ass.
	You didn't think it was prostitution when you did it?
	I remember being at a Gateway Pundit party once, and there's all these older women.
	And you know what older rich women are, right?
	Older women with tons of money.
	They're called divorced.
	You look at like the 10 richest women in America, and they're all like Jeff Bezos' ex and this guy's ex.
	And their accomplishment was being married to a rich man.
	And what a lot of these women do when they're conservatives is they go and they become philanthropists.
	And what a lot of these right-wing guys have to do is get abused.
	I don't mean they like eat them out or anything, but they get sexually assaulted.
	They grab their ass and they have to dance with them and listen to their stories and flirt and stuff and basically not be prostitutes, but be flirts.
	And I was at this party and like James O'Keefe was there and Cernovich and Jim Hoft and all these guys and they're being nice to these old ladies who were really annoying.
	And they were about 60.
	They're dressed like fucking complete whores, like stilettos like this.
	And one of them comes up behind me and is dancing and she puts her hands on my ass as she's dancing, which I don't really care about, right?
	But I sort of went, ah, okay.
	And I didn't say this, but I was basically making it clear that I'm not asking for any money from you guys.
	So you can't grab my ass and like be a dirty old geriatric whore around me.
	I'm never going to do anything with you.
	Power corrupts.
	Absolute power corrupts.
	Absolutely.
	All right.
	BLM Antifa, we're not going to get to.
	What time is it now?
	Oh, I think we might as well just get to calls.
	Yeah.
	Let me restart the Skype.
	Skype's being a little bit more.
	I'm quitting Instagram.
	I quit Instagram ever since I was banned.
	Yeah, I was forced to boycotting.
	Stop hate.
	Do yourself a favor.
	Do a test.
	Post a swastika on Instagram.
	It'll be gone before your finger leaves the send button.
	You cannot post my face on Instagram.
	Michelle Malkin posted a picture of us together.
	It had no text.
	Banned.
	Suspension.
	So like, what hate is on there?
	People saying that maybe it's people saying that the virus came from China.
	That's what they consider like Nazi propaganda these days.
	Hoi Vey, I'm actually becoming like Dr. Doolittle who talks to the animals.
	I'm going to start wearing a pith helmet and a little safari vest as I go and try to figure out what the fuck these stupid baboons are saying.
	Facebook is right-wing.
	It facilitates hate.
	And then Sarah went on before she did that stupid Instagram strike.
	She was saying, we were talking about this yesterday, I believe, that what they do is they allow for these hate mongers to organize and then kill peaceful protesters.
	You're the one doing the killing, guys.
	You're the one.
	It was Antifa who shot Jay Bishop.
	It was BLM who murdered a woman with a young child.
	She's a four-year-old.
	They murdered her for saying all lives matter.
	And the left has this myth of like the, they call it the Adam Waffen, which I looked it up.
	It is a group of Nazis.
	There's like literally six of them.
	And the Adam Waffen, Andy No is providing kill lists for the Adam Waffen.
	So they can go and they see the picture, the wanted picture, and they go kill them.
	Our death toll is zero.
	Oh, sorry.
	Heather hire.
	Their death toll is fucking infinite.
	And Heather Hire was their fault.
	They had an Antifa dude with an M16 spook that mental midget weirdo, James Fields, who got so scared he went, bonk.
	So they facilitated that.
	He bragged about it.
	He bragged about it.
	What was the name of that gun club?
	Redneck Revolt.
	And he had an annoying name, Dwayne Chapman, I think his name was.
	That's what I was trying to find, yeah.
	Armed Antifa professor admits to chasing Charlottesville driver with Redneck.
	Dwayne Dixon.
	Look at his little outfit.
	His little scarf.
	The scarf just reminded me about the masks.
	I don't know.
	Do we tell everybody that we're COVID negative?
	I don't think we announced that.
	We're COVID negative.
	I went to Montana.
	I went to Vegas.
	We're at parties.
	Fucking getting hammered.
	I went to Florida.
	Hundreds of people.
	He went to Florida's high risk.
	I licked doorknobs.
	Fine.
	Now I kind of want other people to wear a mask because I just want to keep my clean.
	Now I'm like, you guys better have it.
	It's a great test.
	It hurts for two seconds.
	That's fine.
	Q-tip.
	Whoop.
	By the way, this is another story before we start taking calls.
	There was a teacher in Westchester, a high school teacher, who started out, it was in Mount Pleasant, I believe is the town.
	And he started his class handing out a cartoon showing that cops are Klansmen.
	And it's this montage of people with their knee on blacks' necks.
	I think it might be in the notes, actually.
	Yeah, Westchester School on Fire for cartoon comparing cops to KKK and slave owners.
	Yeah.
	Westlake.
	Now, so these are young men, 13, whatever, 14.
	And I want to see the actual cartoon, though.
	You may have to go to Daily Mail to see.
	Oh, there it is.
	There it is.
	There it is.
	Look at that.
	Chapter 2.
	Let me see this.
	European colonization of America.
	Even that annoys the shit out of me.
	No.
	It wasn't America.
	Europeans started America from scratch.
	They fought the Indians for 400 years, and then it's America.
	You didn't steal America from anyone.
	You created it.
	And what does that say?
	Black Lives Matter.
	And then Cops Lives Matter.
	Cartoon Number Two.
	All together now.
	Cartoon Number Two.
	So that's him being like open-minded, I think he thinks.
	But if you go back up, the picture before it, Origins of American Society slash conflict slash power.
	This is U.S. history and government by Mr. Mourino.
	Fuck you, Marino.
	So the first picture is a, I guess it's a pirate.
	Just go back, go back.
	I have to see this.
	Can you blow that up?
	The first picture is a pirate.
	So Americans did not, anyone remotely American or whatever you can call America European had nothing to do with slavery when we're talking about pirates.
	The pirates were Muslims, the barbers, who were kidnapping.
	Yes, they did start Arabs and Jews, started the slave trade, and Africans, sorry.
	But the pirates were mostly stealing whites.
	They were stealing white women, the barbers, and they were making them sex slaves and selling them to, you know, rich and powerful people in the Middle East.
	And that's why we created the Marines.
	The Marines were around way before America, and that was to stop them stealing these white women in the white slave trade of the Muslim pirates.
	Now, if you want to include blacks in that, okay.
	There was, what, 10 million slaves taken from Africa.
	America got 320,000.
	Brazil got 3 million.
	We weren't really part of it.
	And then what did we do?
	We ended it.
	For the West did not invent slavery, but the West alone abolished it, as Pat Buchanan says in Death of the West.
	But go back.
	So we have that.
	And then we have, I guess it's a cowboy beating up a black.
	But were there that many blacks around in the Wild West?
	That wasn't really a thing, right?
	The slaves were in the South.
	You'd have to bring them out West.
	That sounds to feed them.
	Let's say that's a plantation owner.
	I'm just getting the picture wrong.
	So that's a plantation owner that says that is hurting a slave.
	And yes, that's a bad thing.
	You got me.
	You went back hundreds of years and you found Americans behaving badly, participating in slavery, as did the entire fucking world.
	We were a tiny part of that.
	Something like 3%, 2-3% of Americans owned slaves.
	Some of them black, by the way.
	But okay, you got me.
	Now we go to the next one.
	We have the Klan.
	Yes, the Klan did lynch blacks.
	That is terrible.
	Two strikes.
	And now we have like this, the sheriffs.
	I guess that's Jim Crow.
	And Jim Crow, yes, that was a bad time.
	Sorry about that.
	And then he just jumps to the cops.
	And the amazing thing about this is the cops are the same as the plantation owners, are the same as the KKK.
	What does that say to a black student who's 14 and is in class?
	And his teacher is telling him that cops are the clan.
	So you're running for your life late at night from gang members and you think, I should call the cops.
	Maybe they can help me.
	No, they'll kill you.
	They're the Klan.
	They'll lynch you.
	They're slave owners.
	Don't call the cops.
	Just roll the dice with these gang members and hope they don't kill you.
	And then you sort of go, if you're black, you know what?
	Why bother trying in school?
	Why bother doing anything?
	I'm just going to get killed.
	America has not changed.
	My teacher showed me a chart and it was like slave owners, pirates, fucking plantation owners, the Klan, right up until today.
	And I could see from the pictures, it's exactly the same.
	So there has been zero progress for my people for the past 400 years.
	So what am I going to take accounting?
	Why?
	So I can get lynched?
	I'm just going to fucking gangbang and sell Coke and party.
	Might as well go out in a blaze of glory, right?
	What a fucking douche.
	And of course the teacher isn't fired.
	What is this now?
	Is this another page for me?
	Second page, yep.
	Talking about Derek Chauvin and George Floyd.
	Look at this.
	Wait, wait.
	Go down a bit.
	George Floyd, an African-American man.
	You can tell when someone says African-American, they're a douche.
	Was killed.
	Well, no, he OD'd.
	That's not what the autopsy said.
	He was not killed.
	He OD'd.
	But go up.
	My picture is blocking it.
	While being arrested by the police, a bystander, knee pressed in the back of Floyd for more than eight minutes.
	Even after Floyd lost consciousness on the video, Floyd was saying, please, I can't breathe.
	My stomach hurts.
	My neck hurts.
	Yeah, your stomach hurts because you have fentanyl exploding in it.
	In a statement in the Minneapolis Police.
	Of all the things, too, like even focusing on this one case, just like you focused on those one moments in America's history.
	What about the girl who was murdered for saying all lives matter?
	What about Dowd, Sheriff Dowd, who was killed?
	What about the fact that more people died in these riots than have died at the hands of police?
	More blacks.
	Anyway, this is why we can't dive deep on the Wednesday shows because there's just...
	I'd like to go off on this for hours.
	Wait, there's four pages of his shit?
	Yeah.
	The last two are just all text.
	But let me see.
	Written propaganda.
	All right.
	Let me see here.
	This is page three.
	It's too close.
	Open up a new tab.
	Freedom, indentured servitude.
	Like, this is my problem with my daughter's homework.
	Every time I look over her shoulder, there's another fucking black person being attacked by dogs or on fire by fucking Nazis or Klansmen.
	Why don't we talk about the white slavery?
	Should we just focus on what the English did to the Scots?
	Is that where we're at?
	Black people from white people in the 1700s.
	There's an old schoolhouse near my house, and it's like 150 years old, and they open it once a month for questioning.
	This area was all farm.
	There was zero blacks, no slaves, nothing.
	And you go into the schoolhouse, and it's all like Harriet Tubman and Martin Luther King and slavery this and slavery that.
	And one of the other parents was there and goes, has a question.
	She goes, were there black people living here at the time?
	They go, actually, we have found records of two black people who lived.
	And they talked the whole time about the black people.
	It's a myopic obsession.
	It's a fetish.
	It's fetishism.
	If you're black and you're watching this, you should be uncomfortable.
	It's like creepy.
	All right, how are we doing for Kazals?
	All right, we're at 110.
	We are rocking pretty well.
	Stable connection with the Skyper.
	All right.
	I'm just going to give it a call.
	Why don't you show yourself and narrate the process while I get a drink?
	All right.
	So right now, I'm going to the area of the Skype.
	Not an app, it's a program.
	And I'm going to start the call.
	This is what I have to do.
	I have to communicate from the Skype to the thing that we use.
	I won't name them in case their company gets in trouble for allowing us to use their product.
	And I think we're in.
	And now we're going to do a little double check.
	I think we're in.
	So this is something, huh?
	Our merch guy gave us this.
	Pretty cool.
	Alright, let's see about this echo thing.
	So what I've done is the same thing I did last time.
	Close all the applications.
	I've just the barely.
	As long as there's no echo, it doesn't matter.
	And if there is an echo, I'm dead.
	The whole story doesn't matter.
	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
	Despicito.
	Chill.
	Cody.
	Oh, wait.
	Hold on.
	I got to call it with the Skype again.
	What happened?
	It crashed already?
	No, we're good.
	Anyway, this book is amazing.
	And you know what's great about Michelle?
	There's two kinds of writers.
	There's like Mark Stein and Christopher Hitchens and Sam Harris.
	And they're all great.
	Mark Levin is a fucking genius.
	Mark Levin might be the smartest person in America.
	But when you're reading his books, you kind of have to be totally sober.
	You have to have had a big breakfast.
	You can't be worried about the kids.
	They have to be either at school or something.
	You'd be on vacation and they're playing something and they're going to be fine for hours and hours.
	You can relax.
	Malkin, and I hope she doesn't take this the wrong way, but it's kind of pop musick-y in that it's written in a very friendly way.
	It's kind of how I write, where it reads like she talks.
	One second, Cody.
	Coulter's good at this too.
	And forgive me for lumping them all in together, but Stossel is also like that.
	Goad actually combines the intellect of the fancy guys, but still talks in a cool laid-back way.
	But Michelle Malkin, you can read her anywhere on the train.
	You don't.
	You can be hungover.
	And you never get to that point where you've just read three pages and forgot what the fuck you just read.
	It's conversational.
	Code?
	Yellow.
	You're taking a left or a right?
	Hello, Larry.
	I hear your blinkers.
	Yeah, I'm taking a left.
	Left, okay.
	So you're becoming a left.
	You're a pretty fucking boy.
	Proud of your boy.
	Is there a reverb?
	Is there echo?
	Yeah, there's a mean old fucking echo.
	It's like a two-second delay.
	Hmm.
	Okay.
	How about that, Ryan?
	So real quick, would you rather?
	This is kind of a tailor-made would you rather for Gavin, though?
	Would you rather do a bunch of Coke and listen to Jill Abramson explain to you the history of the Proud Boys, and every time you interrupt her, she has to restart the whole fucking thing?
	Or would you rather every interaction with anybody that you come across during the day starts out with them beckoning you?
	Well, that's pretty good.
	For folks at home who aren't aware, I don't know why.
	Maybe in a previous life I was raped by a guy who went like this, but this makes me steam comes out of my ears and I want to kill everyone in the room.
	I go Dylan Roof when people go like that.
	And Jill Abramson.
	I'm going to have to go with Jill Abramson.
	I'm going to have to go with Jill Abramson because I think I have the willpower to shut my mouth.
	And she's so vapid that she would probably talk with her weird fucking Manhattan drawl for maybe 10, 15 minutes.
	And if I could just shut up, keep my mouth shut, I could make it through.
	And maybe I could play the game too while I'm because I'm high on Coke.
	I'm like thinking better.
	So I could maybe think of all the trying to memorize all the mistakes she's making and all the lies she's saying.
	And then we're done.
	So that's just a horrible 12 minutes.
	Whereas this is like all day making you hate and want to kill people.
	And I don't know if I have the willpower for that.
	In terms of telling the story on many different platforms at once.
	And at that point, you know, a team assembled.
	And again, at the beginning phase, John, it isn't like he finished his story and handed it in.
	It's sort of what was different from the get-go.
	The method of telling the story involved much more competent animation.
	Michael Moynihan broke down all the mistakes in her book, and it got to the point where it was just, it was example exhaustion.
	Ugh.
	I spent maybe 15 hours helping her with that book.
	It's like Nick Fuente says, don't bother.
	You're just wasting your time and justifying their fucking lies.
	They have no interest in the truth.
	Look at the theme of the show today.
	It's just been non-stop fucking lies.
	Trump called Nazis very fine people.
	I'm going to go on Instagram strike for 24 hours.
	Like, we're not dealing with rational human beings.
	We have to stop taking our heads, taking our brains, and putting it in their heads.
	I got Nick.
	Yeah, hey, what's up, guys?
	Hey, dude.
	Hey, so Gavin, I've been watching the shows where you talk about war movies, and that really was cool to me.
	I am part of a military family.
	What is going on myself, but I'm type 1 diabetic.
	So, you know, all the movies like We Were Soldiers, Shaving Private Ryan, that you say you really love.
	I've wondered if you've heard of two others that are kind of maybe lower tier.
	One's called Wind Talkers.
	It's got Nicholas Cage in it.
	Is that the one about the Indians decoding?
	Sorry, what is that?
	Is Wind Talkers the one about the American Indians using their weird Cherokee language to communicate messages that can't be deciphered?
	That's right.
	Yeah, I haven't seen it in a long-ass time, but that's a cool one.
	Yep.
	Yeah, it was.
	Probably my favorite part of the movie is when the Japanese first started hearing the code, you know, and they're all like, something hollow is that.
	You know, I can't understand any of it.
	Really cool part of history, I thought.
	Really interesting.
	But the other one was The Great Raid.
	And that was the movie I first learned about the Army Rangers.
	Because another World War II movie, that's when the Rangers were kind of founded.
	They had to do a very, very intense mission of rescuing POWs in the Philippines, I believe.
	So the guys that were picked for that became the first Army Rangers.
	Cool.
	I can't wait.
	Did you cry like a little bitch at the end of We Were Soldiers?
	At the end of We Were Soldiers, no, I get choked up, you know, tight in the chest and stuff like that.
	But man, alive, I really just actually kind of enjoy the intensity of those battle scenes.
	I mean, for somebody that could never join, I guess that's the closest I can ever come.
	So, yeah, just mad respect to all the people that do that.
	And, of course, to my family.
	I've got three brothers, actually, that just came back from Afghanistan.
	Oh, well, thank them for their service.
	Are they going to keep going back?
	I still would.
	One of them, that was the second deployment.
	The first one was around 2014, something like that.
	The other two were younger, and that was their first one.
	But I mean, I don't know.
	It's so up in the air, you know, given the state of things, you know, that happens over there.
	I mean, there's been talk of like several different deployments they could have gone to.
	Like, you know, of course, the biggest one was all the crap going on in Syria.
	But, no, I think as of right now, this should do them for quite a while.
	What's the normal amount of deployments to Afghanistan?
	Like, what's an average?
	I think that kind of depends on what branch you're in, what you do.
	My brothers are in the Wisconsin National Guard in an engineering unit.
	So, you know, they're not frontline type of guys or anything.
	But, you know, other family members I know and then other friends, like, they've done, geez, a deployment every six months.
	If I was in the shit like two or three times with bullets and they go, we need you back, Gaf.
	Time for number four.
	I go, no, I think I did a pretty good job.
	I think three is fair.
	Three times sitting in the fucking desert getting bit by scorpions with jihadis shooting at me.
	I think I've done my service for my country, and you're welcome, and I'd like a pension now, please.
	Yeah, you know, you'd think that would be kind of the mindset of everyone, but after the first appointment, my brothers actually missed it over there.
	Like, they really like the camaraderie and everything.
	So, yeah, it's not all horrible, I guess.
	Well, let's hope they don't fucking ruin that and let political correctness seep into the military.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	I could talk to you all night.
	Okay, we got...
	What am I going to draw?
	Wyatt.
	Wyatt?
	Am I on?
	What about try counterfeiting the Zimbabwean dollar?
	Okay.
	It's funny that there's stones on there.
	Like, they have a picture of what that bill is worth on there.
	It's worth three stacked stones.
	Yeah, well, it's showing the beauty of African culture.
	It's just three rocks.
	Isn't that funny?
	They're actually impressed with themselves that they managed to pile a rock on top of a rock on top of a rock.
	Yeah, that's no pyramids, guys.
	All right.
	Yeah, Wyatt, you're online.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Hey, is there an echo?
	No.
	The first one was kind of echoey, but it's been really good Ever since.
	I literally have this open, and that I just have two things open.
	So I can't look things up at this moment.
	So, what can we do you for?
	No, on a regular basis, I go on Pinterest.
	I like going on Instagram when I have it.
	And I just see all these pro-black pages everywhere I go.
	That's so relentless.
	There's no pro-white pages or pro-Asian pages.
	There's no pro-Filipino pages.
	It's only pro-black pages I see.
	And I'm wondering why that is.
	It's 14% of the population.
	And it's just like fucking relentless.
	And they're trying to trick us into saying, oh, so you don't like seeing black people?
	Dude, I respect cops a lot.
	If everywhere I fucking looked, and obviously not in this climate, but say like seven months ago, if everywhere I fucking looked, it was cop this, cop that, and we're redoing the honeymooners, but now it's two cops, I would just go, oh, for fuck's sakes, can we drop the cop?
	And that's where we're at with this black shit.
	It's just like, no one's racist.
	And by you lambasting us with this constantly, you're basically saying that I'm racist and I need correcting.
	And that's insulting.
	It is.
	Like, I mean, it's almost to the point where I want to make a pro-white page, which I don't fucking care.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, I mean, if you guys want to do that, I'll fucking show you what inventors actually are.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, what did they invent?
	A spatula?
	You know, some peanut butter seeds or some shit?
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Every time I look those up, too, they're like, he invented the light bulb.
	And you go, all right, that's pretty good.
	I'm not going to complain.
	I like light bulbs.
	I'm using about 47 right now.
	And then it's like, well, actually, no, he worked at a patent office and he has his own patent for a filament that goes in a light bulb.
	And there's about 7,000 of those.
	Oh, okay.
	So a guy worked somewhere and now he invented everything?
	Well, this one held the door for the guy who invented it.
	So he invented it.
	Well, guys, you forgot about the Nerf gun.
	Come on.
	No way.
	Oh, was that them?
	Yeah, that guy was.
	It's the same guy who did the Super Soakers.
	That's funny that he's making 20.
	I could say something about that, but I won't.
	Okay, thanks, Ryan.
	Great input.
	Yeah, but it's crazy, you know?
	And it ends up doing more harm than good because people are now just like annoyed.
	And I bet if you're black, can you guys stop fucking shoving me down everyone's throat?
	Exactly.
	All right, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	I mean, I mean, cut off.
	It's weird too, because driving into the city tonight, I may have mentioned this before, but I'm looking at all these billboards and like, fucking every billboard is a little black astronaut girl who's, you know, they're redoing bad boys,
	but it's chicks now.
	It's Jessica Alba, who I'm really scared of.
	Imagine Jessica Alba was going to bust you.
	Oh, shit.
	I flinched when you said the name.
	Jessica Alba's going to beat me up.
	And then that other black girl who's like really pretty and not the least bit threatening.
	Nita Long in the 90s?
	And like Bad Boys was already, it was like black dudes taking over the Miami Vice kind of like cop thing.
	And it was fine.
	They did a great job.
	Martin Lawrence is the goof.
	Will Smith is the sort of more serious cop.
	Great.
	I like it.
	The first one is fucking racist, though.
	First one, every white person in Bad Boys is like, what?
	What's this, a pen?
	Ow!
	Like, it's Keystone cop white people.
	But whatever, fine.
	The second one doesn't do that.
	And they're pretty good junkie action movies.
	But now it's got to be chicks.
	Like, you just can't win.
	This sounds very gay.
	I wish.
	Gays would be a step up from all.
	You know what?
	Imagine the gay remakes.
	Bill and Ted, the gay remake, which is like, dude, Bill and Ted, they did a remake, and it's their daughters now.
	Right.
	It's all about their daughters.
	You go, oh, are you making it better now?
	No, the NFL's ratings are down to, I think, the lowest they've ever been.
	So all of this woke shit is just bumming everyone out.
	You're not changing the world.
	Gacian.
	You're online.
	Hey, Gav.
	Yeah.
	So you're a Howard Super fan.
	I can't listen anymore.
	I loved it.
	But my wife, who I dated for eight years and finally wrapped it on, did the thing, she's an avid Dr. Laura fan.
	And have you ever listened to Dr. Laura?
	Because I feel like that's a very easy way to red pill your wife into some of the issues that we all agree about.
	Who's Dr. Laura?
	I don't see.
	Is she on serious?
	Oh, you don't know about Dr. Laura?
	Yeah, she's on serious.
	I mean, she's like, she's elderly now, 70-something.
	But she does a self-help show, and it's all these just the most tragic women calling in, married the wrong guy, did all this.
	I mean, my wife, she would not move in with me until I put a ring on it.
	We did it for eight years.
	Families had a lot of questions.
	All right, I get it.
	But I respect her so much for that.
	And she's a different breed.
	And I'm telling you, man, if you're done with Howard, if it's too much, I can't listen anymore.
	But check out Dr. Laura on SiriusXM.
	And that is some of the most bass shit you'll ever hear.
	Where it's coming from a female voice.
	So my wife will listen without objection.
	But it's some real shit.
	And it's a little over the top, but it's good.
	Okay, well, check it out.
	Thanks for calling.
	There's 12 zeros after the 10 in a $10 trillion note.
	3333.
	Yeah.
	I'm only seeing some old clips of Dr. Laura, but let's give a look see.
	Dr. Laura family, and if you'd like to be part of the Dr. Laura family, just go on to my website on drlaura.com.
	Okay, let's get into it.
	Wait, there's an n-word rant.
	What could this be about?
	Aide, welcome to the program.
	Hi, Dr. Laura.
	Hi.
	I'm having an issue with my husband where I'm starting to grow very resentful of him.
	I'm black and he's white.
	We've been around some of his friends and family members who start make racist comments as if I'm not.
	Apparently, she says the N-word in this like a lot.
	During the break, by the way.
	She went on a rant.
	I don't believe that.
	She seems pretty based.
	I don't believe that caller that his family sits there making racist comments like she's not even there.
	Oh shit.
	But let's hear her say the N-word.
	My dear, my dear.
	The point I am trying to make to another level that's unacceptable.
	Yeah, we got a black man as president, and we have more complaining about racism than ever.
	I mean, I think that's hilarious.
	But I think honestly, because there's more white people afraid of a black man taking over the nation.
	They're afraid.
	Want to be honest about it?
	Dear, they voted him in.
	Only 12% of the population is black.
	White people.
	It was the younger generation that did it.
	It wasn't the older white people that did it.
	Okay.
	All right.
	All right.
	Chip on your shoulder.
	I can't do much about that.
	Yeah, I think you have too much sensitivity.
	You're not a bigger nigger and not enough sense of humor.
	Well, it depends how it's said.
	Is it okay to say that word?
	Is it ever okay to say that word?
	It depends how it's said.
	Black guys talking to each other seem to think it's okay.
	You're not black.
	They're not black.
	Oh, I see.
	So a word is restricted to race.
	Got it.
	Kind of information.
	I'm talking about that.
	I can't believe it.
	Imagine you just walk into your local all-white bar going, hey man, a lot of these niggas are talking about raising taxes.
	I said that's what you hear.
	Heard it.
	Yes, they did.
	I thought everybody heard it.
	I'm seeing, I guess she issued an apology on CNN.
	They had the caller on there.
	That's her.
	And she doubts the apology, she says.
	So this was a thing.
	This was a while ago.
	I remember it.
	You do.
	Okay.
	Wednesday when I was talking about it.
	Yeah, Laura Schlesinger.
	I'm down to check it out.
	He's kind of right, though.
	Like, women listen to women.
	Look, we've said this a million times.
	Racism is over.
	It was over as a phenomenon in 1970, and we're done talking about it as of this year.
	These riots, everything is the silent apartheid.
	Everyone is done.
	We're going our separate ways.
	We got Westerville.
	Is that your name?
	Hello?
	Westerville?
	Hello?
	Is that even close to your name?
	What's your name?
	No, my name is Mike.
	I was calling to talk about Scottish folk music.
	Well, the computer hears Mike and assumes you mean Westerville.
	Well, that's fucking crazy.
	Well, hey, anyway, I just dive right into it so I don't take up too much time.
	I was wondering if you'd ever heard of a Scottish folk singer by the name of Matt McGinn.
	No.
	He's actually my grandmother's brother, so my granduncle.
	He was super famous in Scotland, as famous as he can be as a folk singer in Scotland in the 60s and 70s.
	Billy Connolly played in his band, and he had a lot of really cool songs, like Jerry Cinnamon songs.
	I was wondering if you might want to look one up and check it out.
	Okay, that's not the...
	No, no, that's Michael McDonald.
	No, that's another Scottish name.
	No, this is Gladwegian folk music, so it's a bit different.
	What's his name again?
	I'm sorry.
	The name of the song would be I Was Born 10,000 Years Ago.
	It's kind of a jokey limerick.
	He was a comedian and also obviously a musician.
	So anyway.
	All right, well check it out, dude.
	Thank you.
	10 trillion fucking dollars.
	What a mess.
	And the guy was Mike Matt McGinn, right?
	I can't remember.
	I'm busy here drawing.
	I'm busy here forging.
	Would it be funny if I got arrested for this?
	You owe us three pennies for forging.
	For fuck's sake.
	We'll take a call while you keep playing the call while you fuck that up.
	Chris Book.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hey, what's going on, guys?
	Hey, dude.
	I really enjoyed that you added the book part of your show.
	Oh, good.
	Awesome.
	I saw one of your free speech things, and I checked out a book that you recommended.
	It would be one on the First Amendment for the freedoms that we hate or something like that.
	Is that the free speech for me, but not for thee?
	I don't know exactly what it is, but it's like all about the First Amendment and like all the Supreme Court rulings and stuff like that.
	Yeah, I got that right behind me, I think.
	Where is that?
	I know you talked about it.
	I really love that book.
	Yeah, what'd you think of it?
	I had a question.
	Go ahead.
	What'd you think of it?
	I loved it.
	I thought it was great.
	I thought it was entertaining and it was interesting all the same.
	And I mean, he's kind of a lefty himself, but I still think he made valid points.
	And, you know, it's by Nat Hentoff, and it's free speech for me, but not for thee.
	It's also good at debunking a lot of myths, like the whole, you can't yell fire in a crowded theater and stuff.
	What I found interesting about this book was how often you see the judges be actually pretty cool when it comes to free speech.
	It's the fucking people that are assholes.
	Like, look at Sarah Silverman.
	She's there concerned that Instagram and Facebook are Nazi whatevers.
	Like, you can't appease the left.
	Oh, yeah.
	And It was nuts.
	Like, at the beginning of the book, it talks about, I think it was sedition where everyone thinks that you can't talk shit about, you know, you can talk shit about the president and stuff like that.
	But it wasn't like that when the you know, when the country first was started for like 70 years or some shit like that.
	Yes, yes.
	Awesome.
	That was very interesting.
	But I had a question.
	Have you read the Unobomber Manifesto?
	The Unabomber Manifesto?
	And what did you think about it?
	Other than the killing, he killed a bunch of people and stuff like that.
	Yeah, I mean, it's a really hard book to avoid quoting because there's so much true shit in there, I'm afraid.
	Like when he says violence...
	I read it.
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead.
	Oh, sorry.
	Yeah, I read it recently after I read that free speech book, and I was like, holy shit, is this guy writing this today?
	Did someone just pick it up and start writing this today about all the stuff that's going on?
	It's kind of nuts.
	Yeah, I mean, I obviously don't advocate violence and murdering innocent people, but every successful political movement in the past has done that.
	And the ones who haven't haven't been effective.
	So it's a horrible thing to say.
	And I've noticed every time you want to bring it up, make sure you don't mention that you're quoting the Unibomber Manifesto.
	Because people stop listening immediately.
	So you just say, I read in a book once, and then you can just quote the book because he's not very popular for some strange reason.
	Yeah, it's got a meaty title that I try and remember, but I always forget.
	Something about technology and the blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Yeah, you're not good at remembering titles.
	No, I'm not.
	Also, on two calls back, you talked about PC in the military.
	I am in the military, and it's PC as fuck.
	It's what?
	It's crazy.
	It's politically correct as fuck.
	I called in a couple of shows ago, two months, three months ago, and you had left, and I talked to Ryan about it.
	In order to get promoted, we have to do this like six, eight-week class or something like that.
	And in the class, there's a section of it that talks about how no culture is better than any other culture.
	That's just patently false.
	Yeah, and that's in the Air Force military telling you that no other culture is better than any other one.
	Okay, if no culture is better than any other culture, then why am I, as a military guy, constantly being deployed to the same shitholes?
	Like, why have I never been sent to Finland or Barcelona?
	Where's the Barcelonan conflict I should be dealing with?
	It doesn't exist.
	How about southern slave owner culture back in the day?
	That's not...
	Nothing's better than that.
	I remember having the Dodge gays being thrown off buildings all the time when I lived in the city.
	It's just one of those things.
	All right, buddy, thanks for calling.
	Thank you for your service.
	Thank you.
	Oh, he said thank you to me.
	Did you notice that?
	Well, you've seen that.
	That's kind of him thanking me for my service because I've watched Saving Private Ryan Stoned, The Outpost, We Were Soldiers, Lots.
	Fucking Deer Hunter.
	Survived Hangovers.
	I've watched so many movies and experienced so much intensity that soldiers now thank me.
	No medals here.
	Just a Brooks Brothers logo.
	10,000 years ago, there's nothing in this world I don't know.
	I saw Peter Paul and Moses playing around the roses.
	And the man who said it isn't so.
	Oh, you can hear a lot of Billy Connolly in this.
	And the silly R's.
	Took a lesbian up to his room.
	They argued all night about who had the right to do what and with which and to whom.
	I was born 10,000 years ago.
	There is nothing in this world I don't know.
	I saw Peter, Paul, and Moses playing.
	Look up Billy Connolly 10 Guitars.
	Apparently that's another folk song that's really popular.
	So he wrote a song about people asking him to play 10 guitars.
	As most of you probably realize, I do my act, or most of my act, in a Glasgow accent.
	Now it's not because I like the Glasgow accent, really.
	It's because I've great difficulty doing any other kind of act.
	Skip ahead a bit.
	This is true.
	I did!
	In Glasgow is called Jimmy.
	True, in Glasgow is called Jimmy.
	And my dad's actual name is Jimmy.
	And because of the sort of throwback of Gaelic in the language, they don't say the A and Jimmy until a wee bit later.
	Go.
	Hello, hey, whoa!
	Hey, Jim Ho, hey!
	And the more drunk they get, the longer these sings for me when there's a song with yodeling in it.
	They write the yodel in the book.
	Yoddley Odai Diddle.
	Yodel, Oddle, oh hi, ho, hey.
	I like doing it with that as well.
	Anyone standing any of this?
	Not yet.
	Alright, let's take some more calls.
	This is wasting everyone's gone.
	We have culture.
	Somebody's talking about culture.
	That's what we call it.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Hey, Gavin, Rag Guy.
	Hey.
	Okay, my name is Victor.
	I'll just call in.
	I've been enjoying the show for quite a long time now, and just wanted to thank you for your cultural contribution.
	Because I get a lot of music, movie recommendations, and just a different perspective from you guys when I watch the show.
	And you guys are a lot of laughs.
	Oh, appreciate it.
	Thank you, pal.
	Thank you.
	Okay, bye.
	You deserve a medal in the culture war, I'd say.
	Hell yeah.
	Yeah.
	Well, that's why people who have been to Afghanistan thank me.
	All right, thanks.
	I'm not going to take up too much of your time, but I just wanted to say thank you.
	I've kind of adopted your way of saying fucking.
	So you do with the soft G, like fucking.
	Shot it's hard on the ears.
	Well, don't give me credit for that.
	That's Trump.
	Trump invented that.
	Fuggin.
	Oh, really?
	Yeah, fucking.
	Yeah, there's that call.
	Okay, yeah, yeah.
	He left a voicemail talking about how Chauncey, this writer, shouldn't publish this thing about one of these models saying that, yada, yada, talking about him.
	You shouldn't really publish it.
	No, the story was that a penthouse model was saying that she was working for Trump for Miss America, and he would only ever hire a Playboy model.
	And he was so disgusted by the rumor that he goes, what am I?
	I fucking.
	She looks like a fucking cheap whore.
	It's amazing.
	It's a nice, soft F-bomb.
	Correct.
	First movie.
	All right, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	Like you're more than a friend.
	Trump's Town Hall yesterday was awesome, too.
	I didn't see it.
	Yeah, it was a bunch of people asking him questions.
	There was like this Dindu lady.
	Oh, I didn't see that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I was like, I didn't do nothing wrong.
	This just happened to me.
	And then he's like, well, we're going to look into it.
	She did a pause.
	She was done talking, kind of.
	Sounded like it.
	She was like, excuse me, can you let me finish, please?
	Just being rude.
	And he's like, okay, go ahead.
	Fuck.
	And she was just like that Laura Ingram caller talking about how horrible it is that everyone's making fun of her.
	Probably.
	I mean, we've all been around.
	We've been around some bad situations.
	Has anyone, am I just naive?
	Has anyone like seen someone when a black person walks in the room or something, someone just with a toothpick?
	Well, well, looky here.
	We got a fucking monkey walking in.
	You want a banana, bitch?
	Like, I'm going through my memory.
	I remember one time we were in Austin, Texas, at South by Southwest, and I was with all Texans, and they were telling some story, and in the story, the N-word was in it, but it wasn't derogatory.
	It was like, so this guy comes out, and he was saying nagger, but everyone thought he was saying nigger.
	Was that kind of a thing?
	It wasn't using the word in a, you know, in a bad way.
	And this black guy overheard them saying that, and then he started getting in their face, and they got really angry.
	And they're like, guy, you don't even know what the fuck we're talking about.
	So shut up.
	Don't get involved.
	You don't know.
	And that was conflict based on the N-word sort of schmile.
	But imagine they got annoyed and then just dropped it on him.
	Like, listen here, fucking eavesdropping.
	That would be a way to do it.
	Because he already accused you of saying it.
	Why not just go for it?
	Because we're not racist, that's why.
	All right, next call.
	Price, Jacob.
	Right, Jacob?
	Hello, Jacob.
	You there?
	Yep.
	Hey, uh, fucking Ryan and Faggot.
	Hey.
	Ryan and ooh, that's a...
	That's like the opposite of what usually happens.
	What can we do you for a drunk caller?
	Because fucking Ryan was really freaking out about Drake's mansion, so just thought he was kind of gay.
	How dare you?
	Go ahead.
	But anyways, I was calling to see.
	Have you read White Fragility?
	No.
	I guess I should, right?
	You really should, dude.
	It's so crazy because she's a crazy lefty liberal.
	And everybody she talks about who is in her life in the book is a crazy lefty liberal.
	So it's not even like it's so ridiculous.
	I don't even get like most of the shit she talks about.
	I don't get where the fuck she's coming from.
	Well, I'll let you know.
	She's bashing crazier liberals.
	I saw the thing she put up where she was talking about, and I think it was Sargon of Akkad who put this up, or maybe it was Milo, where she says she had been invited to a barbecue, and she thought it might have been a black person barbecue as she approached because there was a bunch of black people at a barbecue.
	And then as she got closer, she realized that, oh no, it's actually the white people next to them.
	Thank God.
	And she goes, that sigh of relief I had is something we all have.
	And she just sort of assumes we're all scared of black people like her and that we wouldn't go, oh, this is going to be weird.
	This will be a fun little experience.
	And it's such a strange talk.
	It's a sad thing.
	But anyway, you should read it, man.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Thanks for calling.
	Wait, why are you telling me thanks for calling?
	That's the second one who did that.
	That's pretty funny.
	Mac.
	Hey, guys.
	Hey, man.
	How's it going?
	Good.
	What's up?
	So I found A really good example of Hollywood being completely out of touch with the normal man.
	And have you ever noticed in movies, TV shows, whatever, every time they're eating Chinese food, they're using fucking chopsticks.
	No one uses chopsticks except for upper-class LA liberals.
	Yeah, it's a real sort of a I've been to Asia kind of a vibe that yeah, and they all own the reusable ones too.
	They're never the little ones you break apart.
	Yeah, they have a nice little design on them, little spots on them and stuff, and they're sort of dark wood like mahogany or something.
	Yeah, that's true.
	I've noticed that.
	New clothes and fucking chopsticks.
	These writers haven't experienced anything.
	Why are they writing movies for the rest of us?
	Yeah, because they always pretend that they know how regular people are, and then it's just so obvious that they have no idea.
	They should just have to live with a middle American family of ranchers for like just a month or two, just so you can get the vernacular and the habits down.
	Again, I always wonder, too, do they have to teach the actors how to use the chopsticks sometimes?
	They own like total idiots?
	Because no one uses chopsticks ever.
	No, they're idiotic.
	Why do they exist?
	Seinfeld even says that.
	He goes, I can't believe that Asia is still holding on to those stupid sticks like they work.
	You know what they do in China?
	When you get to the bottom of a bowl and it's like kind of soupy or something, you take the sticks and you just sort of hold the bowl up and you scoop it into your mouth.
	In other words, what you would do with like a pencil or something, or if you were fucking Tom Hanks and Castaway.
	Yeah, it's like your last resort.
	Yeah.
	All right, buddy, thanks for calling.
	Good observation.
	And once you start observing these things, you can't unsee them.
	So maybe we're doing a disservice to our viewers.
	Like, once I noticed that everyone in movies has brand new clothes, now I can't unsee it.
	And it's infuriating looking at all these people with their brand new sweatshirts from Walmart.
	Cameron.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Can't believe I made it through.
	It is embarrassing how many attempts it took to get through.
	Well, we apologize for that.
	Hey, you're popular.
	That's okay.
	So one of the last callers mentioned the town hall that you were talking about.
	And you mentioned the lady that very boldly told the president to not interrupt her and let her finish her question.
	I mentioned whatever.
	Yep.
	What she was asking about was whether or not he intended to get rid of the pre-existing condition aspects of healthcare.
	Oh, yeah, I saw that.
	And he said, no, we're not getting rid of...
	Your pre-existing conditions will be fine.
	Yeah.
	And he's like engaged.
	He's listening to her.
	And he very emphatically says no.
	And she's like, do not interrupt me.
	Let me finish my question.
	And it's like, he's listening to you and responding, you stupid bitch.
	And if there's one person in the world that can interrupt you without question, it's the leader of the free world.
	Yeah.
	It's like, you know what?
	Well, I don't know.
	It was a black woman.
	So, you know.
	Can you imagine Steve?
	In your wildest dreams, I wouldn't let the president molest my children or sniff them, even if he was VP.
	There's no sniffing of my kids.
	But outside of that, can you imagine saying to the president of the United States, hey, hey, hey, whoa, don't interrupt me.
	Like, maybe if I was the president of China.
	Let me tell you what I was saying.
	I would never, ever consider that.
	And she didn't add much to it at all.
	People have not been as emboldened as some parts of the population have been.
	Yeah, and I don't think that part of the population really thrives when they're emboldened.
	They tend to just sort of want more and get worse behaved.
	Anyway.
	Yeah, it doesn't.
	I don't think it does them any favors.
	So the main reason I called was to recommend a YouTube channel that I just wanted to pass along to you.
	You might be familiar with it, but I think it's something that a lot of your listeners will enjoy.
	Well, if it's Atheism is Unstoppable, that's already gone.
	They got banned from YouTube.
	What's that?
	If it's Atheism is Unstoppable, he's not on YouTube anymore.
	He's uncensored now.
	No, that is pretty good, and he's been killing it lately.
	His Breonna Taylor series should be required viewing.
	Yeah, I'm about to show it to my kids.
	I'm serious.
	Really?
	Have you heard of Tony Heller?
	No.
	Okay, well, I found his channel when I was watching videos about climate change.
	And that used to basically be all he really talked about until COVID came along.
	And so now he talks about climate change, talks about COVID, and he talks a lot about the media and press distortion.
	And I just noticed today that he's got a pinned video at the top of the Donald.win.
	He's been gaining some popularity.
	Oh, cool.
	Okay.
	Well, thank you for calling, and let's check it out right now.
	I think I'm done.
	We can go to the doodle cam, of course.
	Let's go to the doodle cam.
	I like that name, Heller.
	You know, I was at my kids' baseball game, and did I tell you this already?
	These other kids were yelling, and they go, holy, what the hell's going on with all those birds?
	And there was like a pile of, whatever, chickadees or starlings or something.
	And this black woman, one of the moms, goes, hey, hey, boys, boys, language.
	And they go, what?
	And she goes, oh, I heard you.
	Don't pretend you didn't say it.
	You mean hell?
	I can't say hell?
	We can't say heller then either, which is Tony Heller, of course.
	I'll subscribe.
	Subscribe.
	Okay, let's see what he's doing.
	Heller from RealClimate Science dot com.
	Setting the record straight about cable news.
	This is a short video, which should give you a feel for who actually controls Fox News.
	Pro-criminal, an overwhelming woman who were George Soros's money, and they're a major cause.
	This might be my oldness, my Generation X age, but I'm getting sick of not seeing the guy talking.
	And atheism is unstoppable, can get away with it.
	I don't know, because he's a pioneer, and he's just good, and his content is so good that I don't mind it for some reason.
	But everyone else, these cartoons, these people that aren't there, I don't know, show your face.
	Get fired, get in trouble.
	The planet long overlooked in the search for extraterrestrial life.
	Well, if scientists say they found life in the esoteric acid clouds of Venus, that must be true.
	Just like in 1907 when the New York Times reported that Martians are probably superior to us, and they were photographed by a scientist in a white lab coat, so it must be true.
	And then again in 1909, the New York Times reported that astronomers say that the Martian canals are for drainage.
	Germans said they're there to prevent floods when the pole caps melt.
	And in 1911, the New York Times reported, Martians built two immense canals in two years.
	Vast engineering work accomplished in an incredibly short time by our planetary neighbors.
	Wonders of the September sky.
	And the New York Times had a nice picture of a scientist and very detailed maps of the canals on Mars, which were built by our superior Martian neighbors.
	And 90 years later, scientists at NASA were still sticking to their life on Mars claim, even though they didn't have any actual evidence.
	Let's look at some other in the New York Times.
	Okay.
	It says, hello, brother, this is class.
	Hello?
	Hello, Iran.
	All right.
	I just wanted to talk about, well, first of all, Gavin, thank you for your service.
	You're welcome.
	But the other day, I go to a university in the Northeast that's pretty, you know, pretty liberal, obviously.
	And I was in class the other day, and there was a bit of a shout-out to Censor TV, so I thought I'd tell you about it.
	I was in a political science class, and they're talking about it to factions.
	It's a class about factions and parties and special interests, stuff like that.
	And I'm in there, and they're talking about primary versus general elections.
	And I basically chime in.
	They're talking about the importance of primaries and stuff like that.
	And I chime in and I say, well, isn't the general election really the most important thing at the end of the day?
	Because that's going to determine who the actual winner is.
	And this other kid who was talking quite a bit in the class, who I guess is kind of like a Marxist, because then they start talking about the importance of primaries.
	And he jumps in and he goes, yeah, well, you know, it's really a rough system with the primaries.
	And I get discouraged by them.
	And, you know, there's a lot of radicals that can come up in the system, like the white supremacist in Trump's district.
	And so I said, you mean Laura Loomer?
	Yeah, yeah, that's right.
	Laura Loomer, white supremacist.
	And I just laughed at him, started bagging up.
	And, you know, I was going to get into your thing about how she was in the Uber and, you know, with the Muslim driver who, you know, obviously was prejudiced toward her and a friend.
	But, you know, I didn't get a chance.
	The professor cut me off.
	But, you know, I just thought that was hilarious.
	I think he noticed where it was going.
	You know, I started laughing.
	What a fucking asshole.
	You know, and I bet if you gave him all the facts, he'd still say that because to be a white, to criticize Muslims or any non-white people means that you think whites are better and therefore you're a white supremacist.
	So if you don't like Bill Cosby raping people, you're a white supremacist.
	If you don't like George Floyd beating the shit, pistol whipping a pregnant woman and forcing her into her home so he could rob her, you're a white supremacist.
	How about I'm just allowed to criticize people who kick me out of their fucking Uber because I was mentioning a Jewish holiday?
	Yeah, it's like, is Ben Shapiro a white supremacist?
	You know, is, you know, how can a Jewish person, I don't know, it's a bit of a, definitely a bit of a nonsensical argument, as I find it.
	Sometimes the accounts will be false.
	A lot of them.
	It's just a dumb lie.
	That's all.
	And that's sort of the theme of today's episode.
	Inadvertently, we've discovered is we're just dealing with liars.
	Yeah, I saw a Snopes article.
	I guess they arrested Steve Bannon and stuff like that.
	And I saw that I was reading the Snopes article, and it was saying how I guess the other veteran who was arrested, he was saying they were going to give the money to the treasury, you know, to give it to the government to pay for the wall, right?
	And I guess it was several million dollars.
	And the Snopes article said that's not actually possible.
	And then it does this thing where, you know, it's like gives a hyperlink to another article.
	And so I say, that's interesting.
	So that's impossible?
	That wouldn't make sense to me.
	I mean, if somebody wanted to voluntarily donate money to the federal government, why wouldn't that be allowed?
	It doesn't make any sense.
	So I clicked on the link, and the article actually said the opposite of what the hyperlink was.
	It said that actually there is a process that you can go through.
	I mean, it's not like two seconds, like the money just instantly, like you can wire it to the Congress.
	But there is a process that you can go through, and you can give millions of dollars to the federal government.
	So yeah, it's wise.
	It's just like directly to me.
	you know, I just started watching your show.
	It's amazing how much the contrast is.
	You know, how stark it is, you know?
	Yeah, the question that remains is how much of it is malicious and how much of it is negligence?
	Like, when they built that hyperlink, did they know it was linking to the opposite?
	And they just thought, oh, well, people will see the hyperlink and they'll assume it's true and they won't click on it.
	Because I've done that a few times.
	And the thing you click on either has nothing to do with it or it's from that same website and that same author.
	Or as you said, it says the reverse.
	So are they purposely doing this?
	Like that headline we read earlier that said, no, Biden wasn't waving to nobody.
	That's a myth.
	And then you read the article and it doesn't say anything.
	So that guy knew most people wouldn't read more than the headline.
	I don't know.
	Weren't you saying something about that in yesterday's episode?
	I forget what the heck you were saying, but you're saying something like, you broke it down.
	You said this percent of the population is this.
	This percent of the population is this.
	You remember what I'm talking about?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	How many people are actually bona fide Nazis?
	And how many people are just sick of this shit?
	And how many radical lefties?
	And the fact that Pepe has...
	Go ahead.
	Not to cut you off.
	You also cut it up by, I think, the liberal population, too.
	You said, like, you were trying to kind of get at, I feel like, before you went into the whole, you know, what percentage of the right is what.
	Maybe it was on a few days ago episode, but you were also talking about, okay, what percentage of left-wing or, you know, people are actually malicious?
	You know, Marx talked about useful idiots.
	You know, what percentage are actually just being brainwashed?
	That's what you said.
	You said, what percent are being brainwashed by the educational institution?
	I think you said these poor saps or something like that are being brainwashed.
	Well, even Obama, Obama did a speech a long time ago.
	This would be like 10 years ago now, and he was talking about the wage gap and how women are making 79 cents on the dollar.
	That ain't right.
	And you're like, that's a one-second Google.
	So do you not have a research team?
	Did you not look that up?
	Or do you know that when you say that, most people won't look it up and it'll seem, it'll get legs and you'll be the guy who is standing up for women?
	I don't know.
	It's like the North Koreans when the previous guy died and they're sitting there crying and I'm staring at the cement below them and noticing that actual tears are coming out of their eyes.
	So they are really crying.
	I'm confused.
	I'm going to keep going.
	All right.
	Thanks for your call.
	All right.
	We got Shug on the line.
	Good night.
	Shug.
	Hey, this is Hugh.
	Hey, Shug.
	Can you hear me?
	Yeah, Shug, Sugar.
	No, it's Hugh.
	No, in Scotland, Huey is pronounced Shug.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Okay.
	How dare you?
	Pretty good.
	I got to remember that.
	Yeah, it's weird.
	No one knows why.
	All right, Book of the Week.
	Carnage and Culture by Victor Davis Hansen.
	It's about how free-thinking men overcome all kinds of bad shit that happened throughout history.
	It's really good.
	The guy's a fucking Zen master.
	And he's every young man, you know, should read him.
	He's awesome.
	Carnage and culture by what?
	Who's it?
	Oh, Carnage and Culture.
	Yeah.
	Okay, I got you.
	Carnage and culture.
	Yeah.
	I did two deployments when I was in the Navy back in the 90s.
	So I went to Desert Storm on the first one and then was in Somalia for the second one.
	Mogadishu?
	Black Hawk Down thing hit.
	You were in Mogadishu?
	No.
	Well, we were off the coast of Mogadishu.
	So we were the our amphibious ready group were the first guys to go in there, basically.
	It was pretty cool.
	Okay, well, I have some good news.
	That's all you got to do.
	You're done.
	That's fine.
	That's acceptable.
	All right.
	Let me tell you one more fun thing because it's on the military theme.
	So my daughter was going through her brother's room because he's married now and having a kid.
	And she's 23 and she lives in town here.
	She comes over and she found the book Band of Brothers by Stephen Ambrose.
	And she picked it up and she goes, she started reading it.
	She called me up and she goes, Dad, I started reading Band of Brothers.
	So I said, it's one of the best books ever written.
	You got to, that's great.
	I go, why don't you come over and we'll watch it on the TV because it's the best docudrama war movie you'll ever see.
	So what we did was she'd come over over like four Saturdays and we called it Budweiser and Band of Brothers.
	And she and I sat around drinking Budweiser and watched Band of Brothers.
	And there's two parts where you cry in that show.
	That's great.
	And you cried like a little bitch?
	There's one scene that didn't cry like a total bitch, but tears came out of my eyes.
	I don't tear up for sad things.
	I tear up for happy things.
	Yeah, I have to bring when I watch most of these World War II movies, I have to bring a bottle of Gatorade because I get dehydrated from bawling.
	Yeah, you got it.
	Everyone should also watch Pay of the Brothers.
	It's the best World War II movie series I think ever made.
	It is so funny.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	A lot of my fellow vets are calling tonight.
	Guys like me that have basically served.
	Tommy's living off the grid.
	Okay, sure.
	I'm off.
	Guys, you're on the air.
	Hello?
	Hey.
	Yeah.
	What's going on?
	What's going on, guy?
	Hey, what's going on, guy?
	Hey, I ordered one of those shirts Today, the Tommy Max and John shirts.
	Cool.
	Oh, cool.
	Yeah, I see Ryan's story on there.
	And then about the guy that called in earlier about how long you're deployed for, my brother's actually leaving for Jordan Monday.
	He's in Delaware for the weekend, and then he flies out Monday morning.
	It's six months.
	Damn.
	Does he have kids?
	Yeah, he's got two boys.
	Oh, that's he lives in Clovis, New Mexico.
	He's in the Air Force.
	So they flew him to Delaware.
	He stays there for three or four days.
	And then he flies to Jordan on, I think, Monday morning.
	Oh, dude, Jordan.
	Yep, he's married with two kids.
	That's rough, man.
	That is fucking rough.
	How old are the kids?
	Your thoughts were...
	Yeah, it is.
	This is the second time around, the first time he went to Afghanistan.
	The reason I was calling, what are your thoughts about off-grid living?
	Because if Biden wins the presidency, that's kind of what I'm leaning to.
	I'm thinking about moving out to that area in Montana you were talking about the other week.
	Well, I mean, I'm of two minds about it.
	You know, on the one hand, I think it's kind of what I'd like to do myself.
	But on the other hand, I want to stay and fight, and I don't want to give up.
	I mean, look at what they've done to my show.
	You're only allowed to hear me talk if you open up your wallet and you give a robot your credit card.
	And they say, well, you still have free speech.
	But no, I've been sanctioned.
	I've been delegated to a certain corner of the internet.
	And to go and live off the grid, and I don't know, sometimes I feel like it's hiding.
	Because that's what the state wants.
	All these people that you're rebelling against, they love the idea of you being on some mountain in Montana.
	It's like free jail.
	They don't have to pay for prison for you.
	You're out of there, out of slavery.
	Well, you don't have to be completely, you know, in the hills, solar power, everything.
	But, I mean, you live in New York.
	I mean, there's 8 million people there.
	Why not move to a smaller mountain town with 20,000 people in it, 30,000, not 8 million?
	I don't know.
	I just think it'd make life a little more easier.
	Yeah, you're right.
	And I am moving, actually, to a more secluded area.
	But my kids have put their roots down.
	My boy needs baseball.
	And to take him somewhere like Montana, where there's no real like little league scene, I'd be fucking with him.
	And my parents moved.
	We kept moving, you know, every couple years.
	We were in a new country, a new area.
	I fucking hated it.
	You don't have any roots.
	I didn't have any sports as a kid because I didn't have any allegiance to any area.
	Yeah, you're right.
	It's hard to decide.
	We live in Cincinnati, so, I mean, there's 350,000 here.
	I'd like to move to a smaller town with about 40,000 and just get out of such a gnarly rat race.
	And just, you know how it is living in a bigger city.
	Well, I remember I talked about this with Tucker Carlson a long time ago when those people came to his house.
	And I was like, do you ever think about moving?
	And he goes, you know, I've been here since I was, whatever it was, 11 years old.
	I spent my whole life here.
	I'm not going to let these people push me out.
	And then maybe a year or two later, he goes, I don't want to live around these people anymore.
	I don't enjoy their company.
	Like, it's not pleasant being around lunatics.
	And I feel the same way.
	You got to be semi-secluded.
	I don't know.
	You know what?
	That's a whole other two-hour show.
	I can see both sides.
	Yeah, thanks, man.
	All right, buddy.
	Have a good one.
	Okay, we're going to have to wrap it up here.
	Let's do one more call and then it's time to go.
	Also, I made a tiny URL because the other one was pretty long.
	It was like 76.shop, whatever.
	And so it's tinyurl.com slash Tommy MaxJohn.
	I should probably show that rather than just say it.
	Tinyurl.com slash Tommy Max John.
	Easy to remember.
	Hi-Ty.
	I was boxing today.
	Tommy Baggs comes over to me.
	Every time I see him, he goes, Gavin, yo, Gavin, Gavin.
	And then he whispers, he's like, we're going to be okay, right?
	Trump's going to win, right?
	Tell me, man.
	And he talks to me like we're robbing a bank tomorrow, and this is his first bank robbery, and I've sussed it out, and I've done a lot of bank robberies, but he's nervous, and he's just like saying, hey, Gavin, Gavin, so we're doing this?
	We're going to really, like, we're going to rob the bank, and there's going to be a car waiting outside.
	You think no one's going to get shot?
	He talks like that about Trump winning the election.
	Kid, we're going to be okay.
	And I say, I say, Tommy, Tommy, relax.
	Go plan a ski vacation.
	You're going to have a good time next year.
	You're going to be doing great.
	Hey, listen, kid.
	Would I lie to you?
	No, I guess not.
	We got a last call.
	Who the hell is on the line?
	Trump.
	Trump's on the line.
	I like him.
	Me too.
	Hello.
	480.
	Don't make an ass out of yourself, sir.
	This is it, sir.
	You're the last call of the day.
	Better be good.
	3.
	Okay, I think.
	Yeah, he's called 12 times.
	He's good.
	We got a new call here.
	314.
	Get off my lawn.
	Live question.
	Hello?
	Hello.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Yeah.
	I got a question.
	I know you like Budweiser, the classic, but have you ever tried Bud Select?
	It's just unique to St. Louis.
	It's where I'm from.
	St. Louis sucks.
	I know.
	It really does.
	Trying to get out of there soon.
	I've never seen so many decrepit, messhead-looking Wigger M ⁇ M types in one spot.
	Well, luckily, that's not me, but there's certainly a lot of those around me.
	Man, the crime is splendid.
	What do you mean, though?
	Bud Select.
	You ever tried it?
	What does it look like?
	I remember we tried that bud that George Washington had the recipe for that was like Christmas last year or something.
	Yeah, Special Reserve or some crap.
	Bud Select.
	No, it's a black can.
	It's got the red crown on it.
	It just says select and got the St. Louis skyline on it.
	It's basically got a higher alcohol content.
	What does it taste like?
	It looks fantastic.
	Tastes like Budweiser.
	I mean, I'll send you a case if you guys want to give me in context on how, but I also got another question if you're open to it.
	Okay, I'm ready.
	This is the last question of the night.
	We're ready to rock.
	All right.
	My buddy told me to ask this.
	He said, what do you think about the movie No Country for Old Men?
	It was awesome, right?
	Is that Daniel Day Lewis?
	I could drink.
	No, that's There Will Be Blood.
	Gerard D. Oh, yeah.
	He's chasing that guy, the Hispanic dude with the scrunchie nose.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Yeah, that psychopath.
	Is that Gerard?
	Yeah, it's a fucking masterpiece.
	It's one of the greatest movies ever made.
	Not Gerard.
	Yeah, glad we agree.
	Who the hell is that guy?
	Yeah, that's so good.
	What's the name of that actor again?
	The Spanish guy?
	No because you're a man.
	I'm here barred down.
	That's it.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's right.
	Great fucking movie.
	You know what's a good shitty movie?
	I just watched.
	It's Don't Get Your Hopes Up.
	And the acting is a little stiff because it's Thai.
	But it's One Night in Bangkok.
	And it's on demand right now.
	You got to understand you're watching a movie that's with Thai actors in Thailand.
	So it's not going to be the normal acting you're used to.
	It might seem a little stiff and definitely uncool.
	But it's a cool action movie about a guy who lost his granddaughter to a drunk driver.
	So he flies to Thailand to kill everyone involved.
	And the cinematography is awesome in it.
	Look at that.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, buddy.
	All right.
	That's it.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Oh, I need the song.
	It's, of course, Departito.
	What does that mean?
	I got it.
	Despacito?
	You want to find out?
	Because I don't know.
	I think it means like a wayward, illegal vagabond.
	Or is that the desperacitos?
	Let's see.
	Oh, I think that's desperado, right?
	Oh, yeah.
	Despacito mean.
	Okay.
	Despacito, bo-bo.
	No, you're not going to find that in an article about Justin Bieber.
	The word despacito actually translates into slowly.
	Oh, it's a sex song.
	So Joe Bunnen was playing a sex song about fucking a woman slowly, which I guess is his bag.
	He probably wants to sniff her first.
	That's how he speaks and thinks slowly.
	Yeah.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.

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