S03E14 - LAUGH AT THEM [2020-09-17 - S03E14 - LAUGH AT THEM]
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Asians are good at noticing a pattern and mimicking it well.
They're not great at innovation and inventing stuff.
But once we invent something, they're really good at improving it.
So this is one of the most popular songs in the world right now.
I think they're the most viewed band on YouTube.
This, I had never seen this before.
It got 1.3 billion views, but I guess I have seen it before because Justin Bieber and stuff has 3.7 billion.
And it's just, it's just a pile of different songs with some like dance music and then they go to each individual girl.
I bet it's like the spice girls and they each have their different personalities.
One's sassy and punky and one's glamorous and then one is like sporty spice.
But it's like trap music and then also dance music.
Play some of it.
And it's funny how they're sort of co-opting rap, which is you know created by black men with testosterone and confidence.
So they have this like bow pow.
I'll fucking kick your ass.
I'm a 100 pound South Korean girl.
She must be the glamorous one.
Oops, not anymore.
But yes, it's amazing when you look at the top views for YouTube, how many of them are South Koreans sort of rigging the system, figuring out what we like.
Like this is all made by fucking nerd scientists, right?
Who have figured out what the formula is.
It's almost like Asians and especially South Koreans are AI and they just see we all notice pata and we make music.
Turn it up.
It's like a computer made a pop song, which I guess what happened?
They are computers.
Soulless computers.
The other big hit, South Korean did Gangnam Style, which was done by an anti-American artist activist.
P.S., what was his name?
Sai?
That's in the notes.
And that one is at 3.7 billion.
Three times the video we just saw.
Billions with a B. What's happening?
It's not loading?
Do we have slow internet today?
It's a little slow.
Screwshirt.
What do you mean?
I'm at the point now where every single Instagram ad I see, I go, yeah, I want that.
Little GPS squares you can put on your bike and in your purse and on your kid.
Find out where they are.
That's exactly what my brother-in-law looks like.
And he goes, fuck you.
And I go, really?
Look at him.
And then I pull a picture and he goes, ah, fuck, you're right.
Get some kids dancing in there.
Get some dan dan dan dan dan dan.
Get some wind going.
And they'll have 3.7 billion views.
Interesting to be a fat Korean.
Yeah, because their food is so healthy.
Look, there's two more.
Remember that he was controversial because many years before, there was two American military guys who accidentally hit a kid.
Some fucking kid was in rural Korea and they were coming around a corner, I think in a tank or some sort of big military vehicle.
And they couldn't see him.
Sorry, get your kid off the road.
They killed him.
And it was seen as like it was done on purpose.
And so Korea had this big anti-American sentiment.
And he was part of that, burning American flags and crushing tanks and stuff.
Also, South Korean was the baby shark dance video.
That's 6.5 billion views.
It seems that the two big things to get your numbers up into the 6 billion zone is a kids song, because you know kids will want to hear it 300 times a day, and then a pop song.
Really mainstream sexy pop song.
So in both senses, it's kids.
And you know, I bet that first band does well.
Black pink, the same way the Spice Girls do well.
I bet this is my theory.
When you're a young girl, you're like 13 and you're sort of going, who am I?
I was just a little kid last year when I was 12.
Now I'm a woman at 13.
What am I?
Am I like a sporty chick?
Am I a jock?
Am I going to be glamorous, a model?
Man, they're experienced.
I mean, boys do it too, right?
You have like a, you go through this phase where you're like, maybe I'm a cowboy.
Maybe I'm a punk.
Maybe I'm a mod.
I guess they don't do mod and punk anymore.
So I think that's why those bands do so well.
And again, the AI of South Korea has just figured it out.
Girls like five different types because it represents the five sides of their own personality.
I'm a bit ginger, a bit sporty.
Or am I black?
Maybe I'm a part black.
God, their clothes all look so cheap, don't they?
Like, what was the clothing budget on this?
40 can do a back pan spring.
Get these girls out of here.
They're causing a huge mess.
I'm Marilyn Monroe.
Hey, what though?
My monocle just fell out.
We're rich old white men.
We're the establishment.
I bet he didn't know he was supposed to be mad.
The directors.
Oh, the establishment.
The politicians.
Look at them.
They're fucking shit up.
The system.
I think this is how Antifa and BLM see themselves.
We're going into the establishment.
We're turning the tables upside down.
Which is why you see in New York, it's all rich kids.
Right?
We've got a new rich kid today.
Where's she now?
She's just strutting her stuff.
Sorority cis among the...
Oh, so this isn't New York.
This is Pennsylvania.
But she's the head of a sorority in Pennsylvania.
She was one of the main ones bitching about that fucking loser with the cowskin face who attacked a cop with a knife and got shot.
And we're supposed to feel bad?
I feel nothing.
This is me when I find out that someone who ran at a cop with a knife was shot dead.
You ever eat a booger?
Or just chewing a booger then go, what am I doing?
Spit it out.
I remember it pretty well.
You ever get a hair in there?
Yeah.
I remember asking my mom, I was like, truth or dare?
She was like, truth.
And I was like, do you ever eat a booger?
She was like, yeah.
And I was like, I'm never doing that again.
It was young.
I was like, that seems so gross to me.
Your mom's so simple that she probably doesn't.
She was like, yeah, why?
I just ate one, actually.
Yeah, you want some?
I was young, but she was like too old to say yes to that.
That's gross.
Yeah, she was 34.
It was yesterday.
Your Puerto Rican mom doesn't have a Puerto Rican accent.
Is that like her fighting the system?
No, she's that that's way too much thought for her.
Yeah, she thinks she's gonna fight the system.
No, she's fine.
But you know what I mean?
Like some people, you get people from East London who sound middle class because they don't decide, I don't know, what you tell and time.
All right.
They're like, yeah, yeah.
They're like, I'm above that.
Just how she talks.
Okay.
She hung out with rockers.
She's like a rock and roller.
She's a rocker.
I think accents are going to die soon because of YouTube and all this globalism.
Everyone's watching these YouTube videos.
And then yesterday's hit, Despacito, which as Tucker points out, includes the lines, I want to breathe on your neck slowly.
Let me whisper things into your ears.
Joe Biden.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
No wonder he chose it.
What a fucking loser.
But we already covered that.
Wait, that's hilarious.
Today's book is An Idiot Abroad, Carl Pilkington.
It's his travel diaries.
It's just the best.
I don't think you could stop reading it once you start.
It's a one-sitting type of a thing.
Great for a vacation, not that we have any coming up.
But the thing I love about him is his cynicism.
He's just so negative.
And I adore a curmudgeon.
And he's saying, my favorite thing he ever said is, I want to be a superhero.
Well, I can't do a Mancurian accent.
I want to be a superhero.
Well, maybe you could look this up.
Carl Pilkington Bullshit Man.
And when he said that, I was like, that's my job.
That's what I want to do.
Like, I do it as much as I can here on the network, but I wish if I could fly and I had like a sixth sense.
Is that it?
Does it say bullshit man?
Yeah, this is my favorite thing about him.
You're going to be bulldozing.
I'd be bullshit, man.
There's so many meetings going on where you know people are bullshitting.
I'd just like to walk in.
I wouldn't need a special costume.
Just dressed like this.
And fly in.
I'd go bullshit.
You're talking bullshit.
And they'd go, it's bullshit, man.
I'd go, yeah, it's bullshit, man.
You're talking bullshit.
And eventually, people would stop talking shit.
That could take off.
I'd quite like...
Bullshit, man.
He's smarter than he leads on to be.
Or they lead him on to be.
Yeah, when you get a little deep in the weeds, you start going, you're hamming it up for Ricky, and you're being more oblivious because, you know, it sells.
He's smart enough to know how to play down.
Like the band Krass say, I am thick.
It's just a trick.
So before we get to the news, I got to tell you what happened last night.
I was late for the boxing today because I was up all night with fucking nightmares.
The most intense nightmares I've ever had.
I went to school with this kid, Paul McCarthy.
Really nice guy.
Cool guy.
There's nothing bad anyone could ever say about him.
We called him cheese because when I was in high school, we had invented this concept where if something was crisp and clean and nice, we called it celery.
So we get in there, the place is super celery.
We had our whole vocabulary.
You know, when you're nervous or something and your stomach feels tight?
We said that feels like an inner tube is around your waist and the thing that you fill the air in is going into your belly button.
So we called that a tube.
Like, man, I had the biggest tube talking to her on Thursday.
Or you walk in somewhere and it's like the Animal House black bar where they go, we're going to die.
You would say, holy shit, I have the biggest tube right now.
And then another thing we had was, you know, when you get in a car accident or almost get in a car accident and your blood sort of does a rush and you feel like pins and needles around your back and your shoulders?
We called that a mink prickly.
Like a mink coat, like a little mink shawl.
Oh, it feels prickly.
So mink prickly.
And of course, I've told you about Slap Me Some Skin Bobby.
This is all documented here.
The first time we were laughed.
And then from then on, laughing your head off was called Slap Me's.
But Paul, we called cheese.
That's the opposite of celery.
And cheese is like, Say this book was folded on the cover, you'd go, Oh, that's cheese.
And cheese loved being cheese.
And he did things that were really cheese, not cheesy, but cheese.
Like he had for his, he drove an Austin Mini, and his keychain had like a mini Rubik's cube, a foxtail, like 5,000 other keys.
It was this fucking big.
It was the least celery thing ever.
His nickname was cheese.
Anyway, great guy, last guy you want to kill.
In my dream, I killed him, and as I stabbed him in the chest, I sort of fished around with my knife to make sure I was really lacerating his heart.
Then I wake up the next day.
I'm still asleep.
And by the way, I know this is gay.
The three rules for conversation are never talk about your dreams, your family, especially your parents, and your job.
But I'm breaking the rule here, but it's relevant.
So his twin brother, he had a fraternal twin, is like, what the fuck?
He's out to kill me.
His parents want to stab me the same way, kill me the same way.
And I'm trying to explain to them, I have no recollection of killing your son and your brother.
I'm so sorry.
I can't believe this happened.
But truthfully, I can kind of remember when my knife was in there trying to make sure it got the heart and it fished around a little bit.
But I don't know how to say that to them.
Like, I just remember a segment of the murder, but I have no idea why I'd murder Paul.
And it was one of those nightmares where you wake up and you go, oh, fuck, I didn't kill anyone.
Oh, thank God.
And then you try to go back into the dream to sort of tie up loose ends because that's what you're supposed to do to avoid depression.
So I come downstairs and I say to my wife, I say, I just had the fucking most intense nightmare.
And I told her more details and, you know, a longer version of what I just told you.
And she goes, huh, is there anything special happening today?
And I'm thinking, yeah, was there something I was nervous about that I'm doing today?
But no.
Just the gym and the show.
And she goes, oh, well, it is our anniversary.
Oh.
Yeah.
I know.
That's a joke.
It's a joke.
The whole nightmare was a buildup to present you with this.
Happy anniversary, honey.
I got this at CVS literally one minute ago.
Please, it's a fucking joke.
You also have to do You Have Hurt Me Today.
You have hurt me today.
Oh, man.
It was so.
You know what it really was?
I had bourbon like at midnight right before I went to bed.
And I thought, I don't feel tired now, but I know when that hits, it's going to shut down the system.
So I might as well be lying in bed when that happens.
And then, of course, it was fucking nightmare hell.
Cover the New York Post.
Save our kids.
This sucks.
This home learning shit.
It really is a disaster.
I never even know.
I have three kids going to three different schools, and every single day is different at each school.
Sometimes they go, sometimes they don't.
Sometimes it's remote.
Oh, yeah.
It's on and off, on and off.
So my wife is just a taxi driver.
One of the kids who lives who can is school is biking distance.
We just say, you're on your own.
Sorry, figure out your schedule.
Dad works.
Mom can only drive so much.
She's had a headache.
My wife's had a headache since Monday.
A non-stop headache 24 hours a day dealing with this.
A literal headache.
All right, let's get into the news, shall we?
I've got to be one of the only hosts of a show who's constantly in the news.
He's reporting.
I guess it's true of Tucker, like when they banned his Facebook interview with that Asian chick, which is a weird story, dude.
So remember Tucker had on this chick the other day who said, it's man-made.
And then they go, no, it's not man-made.
You're banned.
And Facebook bans the video after 1.5 million views.
And she's a dissident.
She's in hiding.
And so you go, there she is.
The one with the horrible English who murders the language every time she opens her mouth.
Dr. Li Mengyan.
Bless you.
But get this.
So the post is all, is really quick to trivialize what she said.
And they have experts like Dr. Gary Whitaker, a professor of virology at Cornell University's College of Veterinary Medicine.
Ow.
A dog doctor.
And they're talking about how, no, no, no, it's not that weird.
And her whole point is that it's so weird that it must be man-made.
I don't think that's her whole point, but whatever.
But then at the very end, they go, critics have noted that the paper was put out by the Rule of Law Society and Rule of Law Foundation, a New York-based group run by accused fraudster Steve Bannon and Chinese dissident and fugitive billionaire Gui Wing Gui.
Now, Ali Alexander, who's always very prescient with these things, says, I think he thinks that Steve Bannon is controlled opposition for the Chinese government.
And that Gui Wengang guy, that was a big, remember the insane cruise ship that Bannon was arrested on?
That's that guy.
He's actually controlled opposition that's working with China.
He's not a dissident.
And then you think, well, wait a minute.
Why would China fund a study that says China did it?
And then you go, maybe it's because they want to, this whole thing was done on purpose as a threat.
I know this sounds crazy, but maybe they want us to know they did it on purpose as a nuclear deterrent thing.
Don't fuck with us.
You saw that COVID thing?
That was us.
Watch it.
So they're subtly taking credit for it without having to actually take credit for it.
Speaking.
Anyway, that's out of my pay grade.
But speaking of Allie, I was looking at him on Twitter yesterday.
And so episodes Joe Rogan said were magically glitched.
Were in fact not glitched and will not be available on Spotify.
Censored cooperative Between Rogan and Spotify.
Censored cooperation, I guess.
Censored cooperative?
Whatever.
And if you look at he has a tweet right before that or right after that.
No, no.
He has a tweet that he put out right before that or right after that.
Oh, right up there on top.
News.
We found out that Joe Rogan, according to Vice, lied to fans and his own friends.
They are not restoring the episodes with the guests the SBLC has deemed haters.
I hate when the people use the word haters to talk about hate.
In our initial complaint with SPLC, Ron Coleman had used the word hater a lot.
And I go, that's, I'm sorry, man.
It might be just me, but hater makes me think of rap.
It's not a, it's a stupid word to use when you talk about hate.
And they will not be invited back onto the show.
Again, contrary to what Joe Rogan had said.
Now, there's another one, though, in that same timeline.
No, not literally like in the same timeline, but if you look at his feed, you'll see it's one before, one after that.
And it has the actual article.
So keep going below, below, no?
I thought there was one more.
They mentioned my name.
And it was right next to that Joe Rogan pic.
I guess I'm wrong.
So here's the embarrassing thing about all this.
Joe Rogan, and I get it.
He was paid to censor us.
I think the powers that be, the Illuminati, if you will, the far left.
Oh, there it is.
There it is.
They said, look, we have a problem here.
We're good at calling everyone racist and homophobic, but sometimes those people end up talking and they end up being charming.
And there's certain guys out there that I feel like are possibly red-pilling a generation.
Gavin McInnis is trouble.
Owen Benjamin, I don't like.
He talks about Jews sometimes.
Loomer, Fairbanks, Besobic, but they were never on Roger.
Alex Jones is a problem, but he's more of a boomer.
And I think we've given up on catching conservative boomers.
I think our goal, just like McDonald's and Joe Camill and any other big corporation is, to get them while they're young.
So who appeals to the youth that is pro-Trump?
Well, that would be me.
So they go, well, we've got to shut him down.
Okay, well, let's get him off YouTube.
I got him off YouTube.
But let's take all of Joe's shows and his popularity and everything and migrate it to a platform we control.
And then we can censor Gavin.
Now, our only loosed end is that his interview is still 5.6 million views on YouTube.
And that we can work on.
Once we get that done, though, we've completely silenced him.
And yeah, we've lost a lot of millennials and Zoomers, but the next generation will not have heard of Gavin.
He'll be sequestered.
And Joe will be safely controlled in our area.
And you know what?
For $100 million, I understand why I did it.
But don't brag about how you're the free speech guy and you never compromise.
Just sort of go, I sold out.
You would too.
Bye.
It's so fucking obvious.
But go back to that tweet.
Like, when I go to Britain, I've told you this before, they go, oh, that's a Joe Rogan geezer.
I'm known as the Joe Rogan guy whenever I travel.
So the influence has already made its impact with those two interviews.
I think their goal now is, all right, that ship has sailed, but from now on, we can never let Gavin or another Gavin, a future Gav, a Fleckis, for example, is a future Gav.
We can't let Fleckis appear on Joe Rogan and Red Pill the Youth.
Now, if Rogan has Fleckis on, I'm wrong, or at least in that instance.
But we know that's what's not going on.
And I'm pissed at Joe for fucking over Alex.
Alex Jones called him and said, hey guy, what's going on?
And Joe Rogan said, that's crazy, man.
Listen, you're a bad motherfucker, man.
Jamie, pull that up.
And he told Alex it was a glitch.
Alex took him for his word, as you do amongst friends.
And he said, hey, it's just a glitch, guys.
Don't worry about it.
It's because it's crossing over and he's saving his favorite shows and blah, blah, blah.
So now Alex Jones looks like a buffoon because he trusted Joe.
That's not a good look for my pal.
I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat.
Where's the eat your ass?
You never play the eat your ass.
I just played it.
I will eat your ass.
We were talking about the anniversary thing.
Yeah.
So go back to that tweet with the pic, sorry, because it has my name on it.
I care about that.
Spotify CEO.
The pick with the writing, though.
The one on the right, please.
Oh, the writing.
Gotcha.
So I can't read that because you're zoomed in too much.
At the time of writing, the Shreer episode is on Spotify.
The company has made content moderation decisions to not port several other older JRE episodes to the platform.
However, episodes 9-11, 12-55, both of which feature Alex Jones, are not hosted on Spotify.
You fucked over Alex Jones, dude, which isn't cool because you're in the same city now.
In 2018, Spotify removed Alex Jones' own podcasts from its platform for hate content.
Spotify is also not hosting episodes in which Rogan interviewed far-right personalities, Gavin McInnes and Chuck Johnson.
The Spotify catalog does include episodes featuring Stefan Molynia, who the Southern Poverty Law Center says amplifies scientific racism.
Doesn't that just mean racism that's factually accurate?
Scientific racism.
Mathematically accurate racism, and who was banned from YouTube earlier this year.
For hate speech.
For hate speech.
Fucking guy, man.
That sucks, man.
You know, Anthony Kumia and Keith, the cop over at Compound Media, spent, I think, a year working on a deal with a new video host, and everything was going great.
I'm not at Compound Media anymore.
I started my own thing.
And at the 11th hour, they said, oh, yeah, one more thing.
You can't, you have to kill your entire Gavin McInnes catalog.
I don't want those.
And they said, no, fuck you.
And have to start again from scratch.
They wasted a year negotiating, all flushed down the toilet, and they had the ethics to say no.
Joe doesn't have those kind of ethics.
And what's worse, he lies about it.
That's what really pisses us all off.
And Opie was like this, speaking of Anthony and Opie.
Opie made his bones as the working-class dude.
And this is Anthony Cumia.
He's my Tinknocker buddy.
I'm blue-collar.
And then as soon as the shit hit the fan, he didn't do the handshake deal thing.
He just went, sorry, fuck you.
And Joe's the same way.
Opie was a college guy, too.
He was a rich kid, but the audience was blue-collar, and they made millions off of blue-collar culture.
And Joe Rogan is making $100 million off of free speech culture while simultaneously going, I tear up for happy things.
Here was a crazy moment on Fox the other day.
We've got some miscellaneous news items.
I call them news bites before we get to the BLM Antifa stuff we've been trying to get to all week.
I've got this new thing, by the way.
I'm not the dude in Queen who broke his ass, but my wallet and my phone are irritating my buttocks when I sit down.
Yep.
Seems.
That's new.
Huh.
Have you been doing squats or any butt exercises?
Oh, maybe it's because I started boxing again.
Yeah.
If you've got butt muscles going, it's a harder, less cushiony thing, right?
Yeah.
I got to take my wallet out all the time.
So check out this unbelievably weird moment of television.
Have talked very proudly about what they call progressive district attorneys.
Progressive district attorneys are anti-police, pro-criminal, and overwhelmingly elected with George Soros' money.
And they're a major cause of the violence we're seeing because they keep putting the violent criminals back on the street.
I'm not sure we need to bring George Soros into this.
What?
I was going to say to get the last word, Speaker.
He paid for it.
Why can't we discuss the fact that millions of dollars?
I agree with Melissa.
George Sharis doesn't need to be a part of this conversation.
Whoa.
Okay.
So it's verbose.
All right.
We're going to.
What the f?
Okay, we're going to move on.
A historic day at the White House.
We covered it from stem to stem, stem to stern.
Stem to storm.
What is that expression?
That is the most mundane fact there is.
In fact, I'm sure you can, even a retard like Ryan can dig up a dozen examples of Soros paying for the campaigns of progressive DAs, progressive prosecutors.
I just saw one in the paper the other day, some black woman.
Why did that feel so creepy?
Well, part of it is the Zoom delay.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Good point.
Did you look up progressive prosecutors?
We know that he donates to the campaigns in general.
What did you look up?
Funding campaigns, progressive.
I typed it in before you said progressive prosecutors.
Yeah, and as we learned from John and Max, these prosecutors are political.
They get anti-out all the time.
And what does that do?
There we go.
DA's backed by Soros.
Easy.
Like, this is...
On Fox News.
What did Gingrich say on Fox News?
What did Gingrich say that was wrong?
Here is Fox News saying what Gingrich just said, and Fox News is going, don't do that.
Now, you know, you're talking to an anti-femite, and the problem with anti-femitism is we think women are behind everything.
Those were all broads, and I guarantee you the dictum came from that part of Fox.
What the hell is it called?
It's the black smoke that floats through the whole building, and they're called media relations, I think.
And they've probably said, drop Soros.
It makes us sound crazy.
And they're all just doing as they're told.
Meanwhile, if you had any balls, literally balls, testicles, you would know that whatever the dictum are, that's a great place to discuss Soros.
And it's just a fact that I'm not about to fucking look like an idiot and say, stop saying that.
Because of course it's going to go viral as it did.
Jack Bisobic goes, what the fuck did I just watch?
But yeah, when these prosecutors let Antifa go free, they're more apt to get violent.
Conversely, Proud Boys are going, well, we better not fight back.
It's four years in prison.
So they just take the beating now, in Manhattan, at least.
Well, they don't, but that's the tendency, you'd think.
But Antifa go, hey, I beat the shit out of a journalist that same night that Max and John were arrested.
I took his equipment.
He pressed charges, and the case was dropped.
You know what happened with that?
I think Steinglass, the same guy who threw Max and John and Joe, kept delaying the, he was the same prosecutor for Antifa, kept delaying it until he said, wait, when is this?
And they go, oh, the trial's in like 10 hours.
And he goes, what?
You mean tomorrow morning?
What?
This is late at night.
I can't get there in time.
I work.
I can't tell my boss.
And they go, oh, I guess you're going to miss it.
I guess we'll have to drop the charges.
So then I contacted that dude.
We'd had him on the show before and said, via Cernovich, I said, this is miscarriage of justice.
You can sue.
And he got spooked and didn't show up.
Corruption.
Now, you know, this is one of the oldest symbols.
Corruption.
Corruption.
I met a mobster the other day who told me, I mean, not a real wise guy, but you know what I mean.
A criminal from the Bronx, Italian.
He's like, yeah, when I got busted, there was this thing that I donated to.
It was like the Israeli for Peace Jewish Center or something.
And the guy let me choose what correctional facility I went to.
So I didn't do any of that upstate shit your boys are doing.
I was way down.
My ma could see me by getting on a bus.
and then I said, okay, I want that.
I want to be able to move them down south.
Because the fact that they're touching the Canadian border is a fuck you to family and friends.
Zanoa has to make a fucking biblical pilgrimage to go see her husband and drag the kids along.
I was in Buffalo or some crap and I couldn't see him.
It was still like two or three hours away.
Yeah.
You know?
Well, the border's six hours away and they're touching the border.
And that's six hours directly north.
They're over to the side, a bit closer to Ontario.
In fact, I even calculated it's faster for me to fly to Toronto, rent a car, and drive down.
Holy shit.
But with all the quarantine shit.
All right, let's jump into BLM Antifa, shall we?
This was in the news today, 2-0.
Those fuckface, the exact people we're talking about, actually.
This has got to be Soros funded.
This is why Trump supporters go to jail and disgusting Antifa scumbag pedophiles.
How many of these guys have we discovered have sex crime histories like Mika Rhodes?
Mika Rhodes, who was head of, I think, Portland Antifa, who raped couples, pre-adolescent couples, male and female.
He fucked them, raped them.
And you know what?
He got off because the judge said, I think you'll learn more out on the street, you know, how to be a better person than you would in prison.
You probably like it in there, you fag.
That's the only cool thing a judge ever said.
But yeah, I bet these two were elected with bullshit dirty money.
Well, they're lawyers, so they weren't elected.
Sorry, they're not really DAs, are they?
I don't really know what their exact positions are.
But anyway, don't get your hopes up, folks.
This looks good.
Two lawyer BLM procedures who torch police vehicles.
Remember, they threw the Molotov cocktail at the cops?
At the cop car.
It went into the car.
And I think one of them's cases, it didn't really blow up.
And the other's case was, there was no cops in it.
I knew there wouldn't be.
But the trend seems to be recently big sentences.
Like all the Lancaster PA people were looking at a million-dollar bail.
So maybe your hopes get up this much.
Okay?
But I'll bet you $100, the worst they get is a year.
They're not getting life.
They're not getting 45 years.
Trump's not going to be...
There's going to be no President Trump.
There's not going to be a President Donald Trump.
We're not scared of immigrants and Muslims and women.
There's not going to be a President Donald Trump.
Vote for Trump or women will get you.
This one I've been meaning to show you since Tuesday.
But we have to just air it.
I air old clips sometimes, just so in the archives of history, when these are in some vault somewhere, this is included.
It has to happen.
This is a Battle of Trafalgar.
It has to be recorded in the books.
But we'll just play it briefly.
You can't stop white?
The revolution?
They're always white.
You can't stop the revolution of his tires.
You can't stop revelations.
You're all going to hell.
So this is the guy in the red hat.
Look at the arrogance.
I'm going to fucking take on this cop car.
Yeah, I know.
Oh, no.
He kind of fell like, is that a chick?
I've seen Tony Hawk fall apart on that.
And he got up.
He was 40.
I saw a dude today, speaking of not being able to tell if that's a chick or not, black guy.
He was wearing a, he was kind of hipstery, but fat.
His tits were the same size as my wife's.
And he was wearing a skin-tight V-neck green shirt that was kind of polyester.
It was kind of this kind of material.
And he's got like skinny jeans with the little elastic cuffs and fucking Yeezys.
And he's walking down the street with his fucking boobs jiggling.
Like I felt like pulling over the car and going, my dude, what are you doing there?
I understand people get boobs, but you're flaunting them.
Is that a thing in the gay community I don't know about?
Maybe.
It was fucking weird.
That's another problem with the lack of fathers in the hood.
No one goes, hey, Dwayne, I can see your tits.
You look fucking ridiculous.
Put on a normal shirt or get a bra.
For a dad, like, you're not leaving the house like that, mister.
Out there dressed like a slut.
You look too sexy.
What's 2-2?
These notes are so old.
Sometimes I don't even know what they are.
It's what ballerinas wear.
I see.
Good joke.
Well delivered.
Thanks.
Beer Bennett, BLM protester who downed.
Oh, yeah, yeah, this was the one.
We've all seen this now.
It was like that homo and that fat dyke.
Both gay, by the way.
Both the people they're talking about are gay.
Nazi lives don't matter.
And she chugs his beer.
You know, one time, you know, Gibbie Haynes from Butthole Surfers?
Okay.
Well, Butthole Surfers had a song later in their career in Lullapalooza days, and it starts out with this high-pitched voice going, I'm flying, I'm flying, I'm flying.
And then it's like a ministry type of industrial like, and so we were at a party, like some event, and I went up to him and I had a helium balloon.
I just went, inhaled the whole thing, and then I went, I'm flying, I'm flying, I'm flying.
And he wasn't laughing, and he was just going like this with a pint of Guinness.
And then he finally, it's like 90% done.
He puts it down and he goes, I'm drinking your bone.
I already wanted to get into comedy.
Here's a remember when.
So, this is a really oldie, but I have an update.
So, remember this chick from last week, 2-3?
She was the one where...
They always do this.
Even that clip we just showed, that clip we just showed you, the old one with the car.
Maybe go back to that for a second because the important part about this 2-1 is the screaming after he falls or after it falls.
Like, what did you think was going to happen?
Yeah, that's it.
You're not heavy.
Shut the fuck up.
You're really fucking pushing it, you people.
You got two at once, you're a dumbass.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
What the fuck just happened?
Get the fuck out.
Get the fuck out.
God, get the fuck down.
He was flying.
He's flying.
So just like that, this is like that old clip from last week where this woman spits on a cop and he arrests her.
Try it, folks at home.
Go spit on a cop.
What they usually do is they, if you spit on them, they go, oh man, that was really mean.
And then they clean it off and they go, hmm.
And sometimes they quit.
They usually say Black Lives Matter.
They'll apologize.
They change their whole political belief system.
And they end up working at a soup kitchen for anarchists.
That's what happens.
I guarantee you, if you spit on a cop anywhere in the entire world, Taipei, the Congo, Guadalajara, Utrecht, Barcelona,
Madrid, fucking Rayenranda.
He's going to kick the shit out of you.
Or at the very least, arrest you in a very uncomfortable manner.
So anyway.
3-2-3.
So take a look at her outfit.
Fuck you.
Move your fucking head.
Don't fucking fucking.
Shut the fuck up.
You're really fucking pushing it, you piece of shit.
You're really fucking pushing it, you piece of shit.
I swear to God, the fucking egos on these cops who think that they can get away with that.
They really push it, don't they, these cops?
When they talk to fat black chicks.
He's out of his jurisdiction.
It's like my son really did.
I told him to turn off video games or something, and I hear him go, I hear him mumble under his breath, I swear to God.
Yeah.
What the f- What did you just say?
Nothing, nothing.
That's the other thing about teenagers.
They have this whole like, what?
Stu?
It's just a pen, bitch!
And then you go, don't you dare talk to me like that.
And they go, it's this, that we're dealing with spoiled teens.
But listen to the outrage.
Fuck you, hate fucking!
I'm not going to be here.
Wait, you hate us?
Fuck.
We're just doing our job.
You did?
We spit on you.
Type!
Type, are you watching me?
Don't fucking do it!
You're moving my motto every day!
No!
Wait, we watched this.
I know.
Oh, okay.
Don't fucking judge him!
What are you supposed to do?
As a taxpayer, I have these guys.
I'm in a society.
And we've hired these guys to take care of murderers, rapists, and all the bad men.
And some bad women.
They obviously need to command respect.
So when they go up to the drug dealer and they say, hey, that's a kid.
You better not do that.
We need the guy to go, oops, and either get scared, run away, or get arrested.
He can't be going, fuck you, bitch.
So we have to have a modicum of respect there.
We also, spit carries germs.
We're in a pandemic.
So we can't have you horking, barfing, throwing water at our police that we paid for.
You tell me how it should go.
We get to spit at cops now?
Okay, everywhere?
So anyway, I've watched so many of these videos that I recognize her.
I saw her in another video.
That's why we're playing something we've already played.
In 2-4.
Fucking 2-4-8.
I could go for a 2-4 right now, but I got to take my kid to boxing later on.
Ah, maybe later.
Fuck.
Maybe after that.
That's her.
Look.
Same jeans.
Same skin-colored shirt.
Same Lizzo body.
Look, that we're sculpting up.
I wish you the luck punch.
And go on live on Instagram.
Treat yourself in the back of your head so we can all watch.
Is there any fucking mention of those four people?
Can you pause these?
Did you hear what you just said?
Go on Instagram live and blow your head off so we can all, I guess, walk.
Watch.
Watch.
Yeah.
I reported two cops.
Left and whipfree scout public streets, which is your jurisdiction.
Seattle public streets.
I reported two cats.
They fucking reported.
They have reporting of that murder.
You should really do that.
You should really do that.
You should do that.
Hurry up.
You're protecting the rookie girl for insulting.
Is she vaping as she insults them?
Yeah.
That alone's an ass whooping.
Is it not?
That's what she's saying, though.
This is my unpopular opinion: I think a lot of these people want abuse.
Yeah.
And it's like when that bitchy girlfriend is like, go ahead.
You're too much of a pussy.
Hit me.
Hit me, pussy.
Hit me, bitch.
Hit me, pussy.
Come on.
You're a bitch.
You can't make it.
Eventually he just goes, bro, bang.
Yeah, no problem.
Here's another old news thing, and I know we do BLM NNT for the death, but I'm getting up to cops and it's going to get good.
Have faith.
Have you noticed how the way they chant in 2.5, they're so communist and repetitive, and it's such a sheeple move to talk like this.
Remember that Mike Chuck?
Guy at the Brooklyn Museum?
With Elad?
Yeah.
With Elad?
Palestinians?
Mike Check?
Mike Check.
This is a right-wing blogger.
This is a right-wing blogger.
Who is going to frame us and make us look bad?
Frame us and make us look bad.
Because that is what they do.
That is what they do.
Mike Check.
Mike Check.
We need to get him out of here.
We need to get him out of here.
Because he's a fan.
He's a fan.
That'd be funny if he started making it hard.
Mike Check.
Mike Check.
This is a somewhat predicament, lugubrious predicament we're in now.
This is somewhat lugubrious predicament we're in now.
No matter how pokertudinous this woman is.
No matter how Pope Gutrudness is.
We have to be aware of our anti-disestablishmentarianism.
We have to be...
This man.
This man is also...
Is also a fag.
A fag.
Wait, did he just say...
I don't want to say that last part.
I'm not saying the.
I didn't know that.
Is the fag an acronym for something else?
A fascist agitating guy?
Is there a PG version?
We don't need to snitch.
And even.
You can even tell they're IQ by how long the thing is they have to repeat.
Like, on freedom fighters who are trying to march for peace.
It's below 12 years old.
How about we don't want to switch snitch on freedom fighters who are trying to fight back against police?
We are trying not to snitch on freedom fighters who are trying to push back on...
Oops, I can't do it.
I think a two-part, but not a three.
Free the people, fight the power, fuck the police.
Free the people, fight the power, fuck the police.
Anyway.
They weren't complying hard enough, so the umbrella crew had to go out there.
So look at this effing B who brought her B. AB.
We talked about Heather Heyer before.
How it was so dumb to just, if it was a Nazi rally for her to walk over there in her flip-flops and her Lululemons ready to fight Nazis.
Do you dress like that to go fight the Aryan nations too?
And she's dead.
But this, no one learned a lesson and she's bringing her infant.
Like, what if there's pepper spray?
What if there's tear gas?
What if there's shooting?
Maybe that's the story.
It's like, oh, I want to make the news.
My baby got pepper spray.
Remember that kid we were talking about who was at Jouvert, the West Indian rally in Brooklyn?
And he got shot through the femur?
I just discovered recently that six-year-old who was out at 3 a.m. was, it went through both legs.
Wow.
It went through the femur of one and through the flesh of another.
Six.
Thanks, mom.
Six is like you can't pronounce words.
You call it a bogo instead of a burger.
And you call a sloth a slog.
And you call sunscreen sunscream.
You're a baby.
All right, this is the excitingness news I was going to have been waiting to bring up for a while now.
So Max and John were on a fight, in a fight, as I keep talking about, at Infinitum.
But we found one of the guys.
The cops weren't able to do this.
They were able to work with Antifa to get our guys, but they weren't able to find any of the Antifa people.
Now, I sent you this as a separate thing, but his name is Etgar Suret.
And page three.
So you can see him here.
It is a dude.
He's trying to pick up the guy that we beat up.
That's him in the bottom in the middle.
He's Austrian from Vienna.
His rich parents live in Brooklyn.
And he's bi-coastal, bi-continent.
Half the time in Vienna, half the time in Brooklyn in his Brownstone in Prospect Park South.
But that's him there pulling up the bald guy after.
You see the three guys in the right?
That's Max and John in the far right.
And Jeff.
And on the far right.
And then you have Jeff, who ended up taking a plea deal that everyone thought was crazy 52 weekends at Rikers because he didn't want to lose his job.
But we're like, dude, not me necessarily.
I thought they all should take pleas.
But a lot of prowboys were saying, dude, they don't have a case.
It's a 17-second fight.
You're taking a whole year.
Go to trial.
You will win.
And all legal experts said you would win.
So this guy was part of the fight, nothing.
And even if he was arrested, he would have been released because every Antifa arrested that night was released immediately.
Right?
Look at his fucking guy in the bottom.
Zoom out a bit.
Look at all his athletic gear.
Oh, you can't see it.
He's got nikes on and shit.
You can just tell he's rich by his little Antifa gear.
And then you can tell Jeff's working class by his jeans and his boots.
And his Tom Sagura head.
Jesus, Jeff.
So Yeah, that guy's Edgar Surrett.
Now, I've got links with him.
So, what they do is, just like Newt Gingrich said at the top of the show, these progressive DAs release these guys, and we see them again.
So, there he is again with his girly, faggy face, and you can see the same earrings, same dude, getting arrested again.
He keeps getting arrested.
And here he is, just so you know who we're dealing with.
Here he is as a much younger Etgar, Etgar being Austrian for Edgar.
Tips for kids who fly alone.
This is 15 years ago when he was just a wee lad.
And so what you do is you have a host, and what your parents do is they drop you off at customs, right?
And then the host from the airline with your little passport in your pocket and your little hat on, they take you to your first-class ticket.
And then when you land in Vienna, we have another host that will bring you to the welcome gate where I assume your parents or maybe your butler is waiting to pick you up and take you on your various little journeys.
Looks like a Tom Petty music video where he gets like a younger hymn and a hat.
Don't come around here.
In the 80s.
This one is going around.
This is the last of the BLM Antifa Proud Boy stuff.
But this is number 30.
This is going on as a new event.
It's not.
It's an ancient Chinese secret.
But this is a, maybe you haven't seen this oldie but a goodie, but it's, it's, and they cover his face.
So Antifa starts, this fat Antifa fucking loser comes up to a Proud Boy and punches him in the back of the head.
So they turn around and they beat him up.
Then they rip off his mask.
And what does he do?
He has a panic attack.
How long is this?
Four minutes, 32.
You got to jump way ahead.
Halfway in.
Oh, you're too far.
Going back, going back.
I see some action here.
Yeah, this looks pretty good.
Oh, there's that fat bastard that got already assaulted.
I just want to give an advice.
He was assaulted.
They don't show the sucker punks, but they all run in and kick his ass.
Again, fuck around and find out.
Then they get him, I think, into a corner.
Oh, yeah, then they help him.
Yeah, don't ruin the ending, dumbass.
Everybody's seen it.
You just said it.
No.
People haven't seen it.
Ancient Chinese.
They give him a few boots, there he is.
Get him the fucking fucking step.
Get him.
Get him.
Get him in the fucking brain.
This is extreme help.
See if you can get his face there.
The blurk.
There we go.
Look at these obese pieces of human garbage.
And Atifa doesn't help their guys like Proud Boys.
Oh, fuck.
They run like fleas.
Do fleas run?
They run like fleas from sea collar.
Grab my camera.
Grab my face camera.
What is that?
He's so scared.
So now the Proud Boys are going, uh-oh, he's going to die of fear.
He's not going to die.
So then they start going, medic, medic.
And they start clearing a path so the police can help this pathetic piece of shit it take to fight.
Four years in jail.
All right.
This is what I really want to get to.
I'm very excited to do this.
So this is in Tulsa.
It happened two weeks ago, Tulsa, Oklahoma, right?
It happened two weeks ago, but we just got the body cam footage a couple days ago.
And it's a great example of what cops go through and why they have to be mean.
Because this is a cop.
There was two police shot in this.
Spoiler alert.
And one of them, the sergeant, had just been talking about how it's important not to show excessive force because you don't want to get sued.
You don't want to lose your pension and all this shit.
And so here he is being too nice.
And it doesn't pan out well.
But this dude that they're talking to is so annoying that if you have new drywall in the house, I would go put on four pairs of oven mitts because you're about to punch it.
So he's high, he cut off the cop, and he's got no registration and outstanding warrants and a record for drug abuse and other petty crimes.
You want to get to the conversation?
Well, let's hear what he's saying there.
Can you hear it?
Right.
The fuck, you know?
No driver's license, anything like that?
He didn't have a license on him.
He has no insurance on the vehicle.
Again, remember, I'm a taxpayer creating a society, and I want the cars on the roads not to be hitting my kids.
So let's make sure everyone who drives has a driver's license.
And then in case he, for whatever reason, swerves off and smashes into my mailbox, let's make sure he has insurance.
Or if he bumps into me and re-rends me, I need him to pay for that.
So let's make sure everyone has a driver's license and insurance and registration.
Should we do that?
Yes.
Everyone agreed?
Agreed.
What if they don't?
Well, those guys I talked about before, the policemen, they'll say you're in big trouble and they'll arrest him.
Look at this guy.
Here's the deal.
I said I wanted a jackpot, so they had him on the back.
I'm not worried about the jackpot right now, man.
So what I need you to do is step out of the vehicle.
What?
Well, first let me ask you.
Okay, step out of the vehicle for what?
It's time to start getting rough now.
Punch him in the face.
I have anything in the vehicle.
I need to.
I can't talk to you with your shine in my face.
Do you have anything in the vehicle?
Because you've got a history.
I know.
Don't always fuck with me just because I have a history.
Can I get my ticket and fucking go, man?
Dude, I know my fucking rights, dude.
Can I just get my ticket and go, dude?
I pulled in front of him.
I'm sorry.
David.
I'm just trying to go to my house, man.
David.
I got people waiting on me.
David, stop talking.
What's going to happen?
Waiting on me, man.
You know, I have a suggestion for people that have a gun and want to get out of this situation without blasting.
Just drive off.
They'll catch them.
And throw the gun somewhere.
Right?
Yeah, they probably will see it.
It's going and flying out the window.
Yeah, but now you don't have a gun, too.
So nobody's getting shot.
But the gun is under his front seat.
They wouldn't have searched his car.
He's just being a fucking douche.
I think they're going to search him for narcotics.
Because he's all slurry.
Hell yeah.
He knows he's screwed.
So his option he thinks is start shooting people, I'm going to guess.
Narcotics, what'd you fucking say?
Drug carapanola, narcotics, whatever it is.
You gotta hit the bottom of the city.
Oh my god, that got dropped.
That got dropped.
Okay.
I'm not gonna put it.
You can't.
I gotta step.
Bullshit.
Don't fuck up my door.
What's that?
No, I'm saying to him, he thinks he's gonna talk his way out of this?
I hate when they do this shit where the cop's just gonna go, oh, you know your rights?
Okay, bye.
Come on.
You know a good trick if you have a chick in the car?
Give her your gun and your drugs and then say she's pregnant and she's having a miscarriage or the baby early or something is going on.
Then she's just like, oh, oh.
So then they get an ambulance.
They take her, put her in the ambulance, and then you can sit there and be searched and whatever.
And then you say, that's why I was speeding, sir.
And that's why I'm driving without a license.
I normally don't drive, but I had to get her to the hospital.
It's pretty good.
Step out of the car.
I am not.
You better call your supervisor or something.
Y'all are better.
I'm right here.
I'm the sergeant.
He's asking you to step out of the car.
I'm not stepping out of my car.
You have two choices.
You can step out under your own power or...
This is bullshit, dude.
I just got this car.
Give me a fucking chance, dude.
Like, fuck.
Well, why don't you step out of the car and let us talk about it?
Give me a fucking chance, dude.
Like, fuck.
Can you believe the shit these human garbage these guys have to deal with?
And I'm glad he's white so I can just unleash on him.
I know my rights.
I know what I'm doing.
Okay, Sergeant, unleash on him while we're on the subject.
Right now.
Y'all are gonna fucking...
I know how this is.
Here's the deal.
Right now, you're driving a car that's over 60 days due on the tag.
I'll get a tag.
You don't have insurance.
I'll get a tag.
I'll do it.
I thought you said you just got this car.
Why are you...
This is the problem.
Benevolence doesn't work.
Austerity works.
You've got to pay the piper.
You've got to get rough.
Every time I'm an offender bender, the guy will go, and when it's not my fault, the guy will go, hey man, can we just keep this off the books?
I don't want my insurance to go up.
Every time I agree to that, the guy tries to fuck me over later on down the line.
Now, there's a trick you can do with cops where there's an offender bender.
You get the report, but you don't file it.
You have something like 48 hours, I think, to file it.
So then you go, all right, I'll wait the 48 hours for your money.
And then it's inevitably 40 hours.
And you're like, dude, I'm filing it.
I'm filing it.
I'm filing it.
Okay.
You get the fucking money.
Just like that lifeguard that was fucking with me and I didn't have him fired.
That was a mistake.
And Coulter's right.
Why are we the only ones that are magnanimous?
Do you think this guy in the car would cut these two cops any slack if he was in control?
Huh.
Great point.
He's not cutting them slack as a...
Yeah, yeah, right now.
He'd happily flush them both down the toilet.
So, respond in kind.
Tase his face.
Y'all can look it up.
Y'all can look it up.
We can't if you haven't got a tag, but we need you to step out of the car.
Now, you have two choices.
You can step out of the car.
Or I can drag you out.
Or we can tase you.
Tase him now.
What?
You're not.
This is your breakdown.
Look.
Hey, step out of the car.
Now.
Do you want to get tag?
Why did they get too?
Hey, this is the same thing.
Tazer.
One, two, three.
Just tase.
The element of surprise is crucial right now.
To follow a lawful order.
I need you to step out of the car.
It is a lawful order, and I will tase you if you do not get out of the car.
You have a choice.
Get out of the car under your own power.
Please, please.
Or I will.
I am the supervisor.
I'm a sergeant.
Please, just step out of the car.
Please.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Please.
Do I need to arc it one more time?
I'm.
What?
Step out of the vehicle now.
I don't have to.
Yes, you do.
I don't have to.
No, I don't.
Oh, I did it.
Driving infraction.
Please.
And I told you already you need to get out of the car because the park's getting towed, too.
Why?
You need to step out.
I'm about done arguing with you.
If I have to tase you.
No, if I have to tase you, it is going to be that much worse.
Sir, can I please just go home?
Right now, I can arrest you for obstruction because you're failing to follow a lawful command.
Step out of these or something.
He's giving him big balls.
Maybe.
Be any more clear than that.
Now, I bet you BLM would say, if he was black, he would have been shot a long time ago.
Well, unfortunately, statistically, if he was black, the odds of these cops getting shot are disproportionately higher.
What is about to happen is incredibly rare.
If you step out...
That's a great example of what cops have to deal with.
Out and be cool, this will go a whole lot better than if you make me tase you and force you out of the car.
Step out of the car.
Dude, y'all are violating my rights.
One more time.
Y'all violating my rights.
That's by force and fear.
Then you're violating my rights.
I don't know where you got your law degree.
I don't have a law degree.
Then shut up and get out of the car.
I'm not getting out, dude.
This is bullshit, dude.
Call your supervisor.
I am the supervisor.
These people are trying.
These people are...
Are you going to get out or am I going to tase you?
This is.
Are you going to get out of the car or do I tase you?
I am not.
Get out of the car.
Danger.
Please, please don't tase me, sir.
Then get out of the car.
Please, sir.
Where's it?
Please, sir.
Step out.
Come on.
Please, sir, stop this.
Please, sir, step out.
Yeah, he's hiding down here.
Did you see this?
I want your supervisor.
Well, she's not here.
That would be the captain.
Step out of the car.
Now.
Please.
How long is it going?
Don't be reaching for something.
Help, Matt.
Dude, get off the phone.
Let me get me, man.
These dudes.
Oh, it's Matt.
All right.
Let's just stop.
Okay, Matt's going to...
No, Matt's Thor.
Matt's going to come flying down with a giant hammer and kill the cops.
I'm going to chase you in three.
Two.
Do you want it or not?
Please don't stop.
Step out of the car.
I wonder if he's getting this much time from being a bumbling retard.
Out of the field of the city.
I did say this is rare, but it's a great example of what cops have to deal with.
That sounds like a contradiction.
A white kid shooting cops is rare when it comes to the field of shooting cops.
It's disproportionately blacks.
However, when I said this is what cops have to deal with, I'm talking about constant bullshitters, constant danger, constant lies, constant adversity.
Clarification.
It might be meth, by the way.
Really?
Illusions of grandeur.
Yeah, like you're up so late.
Like, you're, I'm so awake, but, like, I am, my body's tired.
And they have these, like, you're living in a layer above reality.
So he's probably picturing he's going to go crazy.
Get out of the car.
Sort of playing a video game, and his character's not getting out of the car.
Shoot me.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm not going to shoot you.
I'm going to tase you.
There is a difference.
Or I can deploy OC because you've been given a lawful command to step out of the car.
Lawful command to step out of the car.
I don't have to.
Get out of the car or I will tase you and I will jam you.
Matt, please come over here and witness this.
No.
Get out of the car.
All right, Dollar General pulled up.
David Allen Ware?
Please.
What's his name?
David Anthony Ware.
David, step out.
David Ware.
Step out of the car.
If he comes.
Matt, Matt.
He's smart.
David.
Videotape it, please.
Then you need to step out.
You can turn on your own camera, but you're going to get mad at the cop.
I don't mean to.
David, David, step out of the car.
I'm not going to tell you again.
Get out of the car now.
This is a driving infraction, please, sir.
Get out of the car because I have to tow it.
And I can't tow it with you in it.
You don't have to tow it.
Where are we at in this video?
How long is it?
We're more than halfway in.
Get out of the car.
David.
Alright, that's a baby stepper.
Kind of scared.
Car goes by.
Alright.
What's happening here?
It looks like too far.
Oh, it's too far.
Okay.
This is my car, y'all.
TASER!
This is my car, dog.
I'm going to hit him.
Are you ready?
Just fucking.
Get out of the car!
Fuck you, dude.
Fuck you, dude.
What the fuck?
Get out of the car!
Actually, you know what's good for your math theory?
Is that you go from hit...
Well, keep playing it.
You go from, hey, man, don't do it, man.
Screaming panic.
Because now the math is...
You want to get sprayed?
No, no, no.
Get out!
Now!
I'm getting out!
Get out of the damn car!
Now, or I will spray you!
Fucking ground!
On the ground!
On the ground!
Man!
I don't want to go to kill!
Get out of the car!
Get out!
Now!
I will spray you again!
Spray him again!
Get on the ground!
Get on the ground!
Get on the ground now!
On the ground!
Watch his right hand.
Please stop!
Stop!
Stop!
Please!
Get out of the fucking car!
Why are you doing this?
Get out!
Why are you doing this?
Please stop!
Help!
Get out of the car!
You're violating my rights!
Get out of the car!
Please!
Matt, please help!
Stop!
You're violating my rights!
David!
Stop!
Get out of the...
Stop!
Stand in the car!
Matt, help!
Left arm.
I got this arm.
Matt, help!
Help!
Help!
Get out of the car!
He's back in the car now.
Not even in gear.
I'm gonna spray you again!
Get out of the car!
Get out!
By the way, stop, stop.
Morning, this is about to be very, very intense.
You may want to look away.
I'm not sure you want to watch this.
If you're eating, if kids are around, make sure they're not around because the next few seconds are brutal.
Really?
Shit.
I don't want to see it.
That's a life, a man's life leaving his body through body cam.
That's Sergeant.
A wife and two kids.
I can show that again at the very end part.
So they have bulletproof fests.
I don't know where he was shot.
Maybe it's through the femur and the head or the neck, the juggler or something.
But the other cop had been on patrol for less than six weeks since graduating from the police academy.
In the spring, the chief said he remains in serious condition in the hospital.
Records indicate that Ware, that's the fuckface, has a lengthy criminal history, which includes burglary conviction and arrests on a wide array of charges, including grand larceny, resisting arrests, carrying a concealed weapon, drug possession, and shoplifting.
Ugh.
Go to 3-2.
And that guy, Matt, we said, hey, man, come pick me up.
I need your help.
He's accessory to a murder now.
Really?
But look at his fucking face.
So the dummy with the tattoos is who we just had to listen to, whose rights were being violated.
And then that main cop with just the t-shirt on, Sergeant Craig Johnson, he's the one that was killed.
Sheesh.
Isn't that fucking incredible?
Show the whole article?
Two, three, right?
3-2.
Veteran Oklahoma police officer 102 were shot during Tropicon when he dies as his partner clings to life to shoot her ex-con David Wear 32.
Death penalty!
Right?
Death penalty.
Keep going?
Go down?
Those are the two cops.
Officer Arush Zarkashan and Craig Johnson.
And then this fucking loser.
Look at him.
Oh, man.
So you're arresting me now?
I'm probably going to go to jail, right?
Yeah, your life's over.
We want you to die.
I wonder if there's a GoFundMe for him.
And then keep going down.
They show the dummy that came to film him.
There he is.
There's that fucking garbage.
And there's the moron who picked him up.
Matt Hall.
Oh, he did pick him up.
He did pick him up.
And then they were both on the run for like 20 hours.
Alright, that's the story I've been meaning to get to forever.
How are we doing for time here?
We're at 1.15-ish.
Looks like it's time that we read some lets.
Ah, let's do it.
That sucked.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
Let's turn our eyes together.
Let me touch it.
Do dee dee duty do dee dee dabbi.
I don't feel so good after watching that.
Really?
Yeah.
I feel really bad inside.
Yeah, you should feel bad inside, but it's a very important video for people to see.
Yeah, no, I get it.
Because they need to know that, you know, when they see cops yelling and saying, get out of the car for a traffic stop, this worst-case scenario is always haunting them at the back of their mind.
Yeah, the guy seems so innocent.
Just going, hey, man, stop yelling.
What are you fucking yelling at me for?
You go, the guy's yelling because it's possible that you're not being honest and you have a gun under your front seat.
He's exhibiting, I don't want to go to jail forever behavior, aka he's got something on him that will make him go to jail forever-ish.
It sucks because it seems like you get to know those guys because you hear them talk through the whole video.
The cops.
And then you're like, one of them's just gone now.
It's really eerie and spooky.
I think the moral of this story is be mean.
And cops, if that means you can't do your job, then get fired.
But stop being so nice.
That's the rally we're going to have to march.
Make cops mean again.
Yeah.
Stop being so nice.
All right.
Read in a British accent and say my full name.
G-Dog, another guy.
I drink.
I have weird theories and ideas constantly bouncing about.
Oh, tell me more about yourself, James.
One, the Chinese invented kung flu so that the West would have to wear masks so that we get used to wearing face coverings and eventually break us down to becoming Muslim.
Muslim.
So they can bomb us and take over in a cinch.
Chinese hate Muslims, sir.
And they have concentration camps where they're committing ethnocide against Muslim Uighurs, which the UN Council pronounces Uyghurs.
They're probably afraid of us, the West, but if they made us as dumb as the Middle East thought, so how are you as dumb as the Middle East if you're wearing a mask?
This guy's a retard.
Number two, how far have you thought towards the radical left top brass for being so ridiculous to create actual racists so they can get rid of the minorities for them?
It really is getting to the stage that it's almost like they're trying to get under our skin as much as possible.
Anyway, peace.
James, those are some terrible theories.
One and two suck.
Making someone look Muslim doesn't make them inbred.
You have to inbreed to have inbred.
And as far as number two goes, you're giving the left way too much credit.
Have you seen these people?
Have you heard any of their interviews?
They're not capable of Machiavellian long-term plans.
They spit on cops and then cry.
Again, you're putting your brain in their head.
I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.
What's up with gays in prison?
Gavin, do you have any theories as to why there is so much rape in male prisons?
Do you think the men doing the raping had some sort of inner gayness before they were locked up?
Or does deprivation of women just cause the male anus to look more appealing.
You've mentioned before that the first dick you would suck would be as horrifying as the 500th dick.
Why doesn't that apply to all these inmates?
And if you're thinking about raping another man, why would jerking them off, why would jerking off not be your first option for relief?
I just can't wrap my head around how someone could evolve to want to fuck men.
The prevalent theory, Robert, is that it's a black thing.
You don't really have rape in Canadian prisons, especially when you get out of the Toronto metro area.
And Indians tend to be the main guys outside of whites in Canadian prisons, and there's no rape.
And some claim that African-American males have more testosterone and are just hornier and will take advantage of weak men or gay men or trans men and fuck them in the butt.
The majority of the trannies down, like Times Square or whatever, black.
Not even the majority, 100%.
Yeah.
I've never seen a white tranny in Midtown or Chelsea.
Michael Crepo, can we please make a shirt of Rant Ryan's flamboyant jump off the cliff with some sort of Gavin caption?
Like, fly, Faggot, fly.
I had it in that line.
Yeah, I'm reading it.
All right.
This is from Billy.
Afternoon, Gavin, I heard a couple stories about some online celebrities' families being attacked.
And then I remembered an old story about what happened to Donald Trump's mother, just like Batman.
She was mugged and battered by a lowlife who hit an old lady.
A Good Samaritan found the mugger and beat him up, and Donald Trump paid his legal fees.
I'm shocked the left hasn't used that story against Trump.
Really?
I think the left would avoid that story because it shows you that there's miscreants out there and deviant, disgusting human beings that need their asses kicked.
But he also paid for the guy's mercy.
He showed mercy on him, the guy?
But they know that's cool.
Showed mercy on him, guy?
Wait, Trump paid for the guys.
Yeah.
No, Trump paid for the dude who beat him up, obviously.
Oh, I see.
Yo, G-Dog and Raige.
I was in 2nd Ranger Battalion 2004-2011.
I deployed to Iraq four times and Afghanistan four times in that period.
Holy shit.
Seven years, eight deployments.
More than one deployment a year.
Homeboys get night like f ⁇ ed.
Dude, as someone who watches war movies, I know what you went through.
And it was intense.
So, you know, that's the same with Terry Shapert.
You talked to him and he was, he's been to Afghanistan like 9 billion times.
He's been in the army for decades.
I talked to a guy.
Remember we had the Gavin McInnes show at Compound and we did a vet special and we went out for beers with him later.
One of the guys had, when he left, he didn't come back for 10 years.
Like he didn't see his family or anyone for 10 years.
He's out in Southeast Asia.
G-Love and special fag sauce.
You know how you're always saying that women don't know how to answer an ultimatum, that they always choose neither?
Yes.
Well, I got another one.
Women don't do well.
Guilty pleasures.
Yeah, because they just indulge themselves constantly and they feel no guilt.
I was just on a call where a woman was asked her guilty pleasures and she said lobster rolls.
Yeah, lobster rolls.
That's not a guilty pleasure.
In order to be a guilty pleasure, there must be something guilty about it.
What's guilty about lobster rolls?
For example, Ryan might say his guilty pleasure is watching The Little Mermaid.
That makes sense because any self-respecting man should feel guilty about that.
But lobster rolls?
Come on.
So I guess my guilty pleasure is drinking coffees?
Anyways, L-Y-M-T-A-F.
Oh, that reminds me.
I made an enamel pin that said L-Y-M-T-A-F.
And it had a high heel on it.
And that never went anywhere.
What?
Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah.
You guys must not have seen it because it's definitely showworthy.
The best cover of Signorita you'll ever hear.
But it's a picture.
No, it is a video.
Let's see.
Open attachment.
It looks like a picture.
Here we go.
I love it when you call me Signorita.
I wish I could pretend I didn't eat ya.
But every touch is one, one, one.
It's true.
You know, those videos are way too much work for the bang you get for your buck.
You know what I mean?
Like, that probably took 28 hours.
And I just saw it and went, Sup, G-Dog and the Fearless Leader of the FZ.
Mikey from LA here.
Want your take on this?
Black folks are always talking about being kings and queens and black this and black that.
We invented this, we invented that, but are in love with Wakanda.
A white guy created Wakanda.
Stan Lee.
It goes to show they can't even imagine a successful society, much less make one.
And again, as we've said on the show before, Wakanda sucks.
Yeah, it looks like a shithole with a lot of metal.
There's some nice buildings, but not as many as are in Tokyo and Zurich.
And Tokyo and Zurich don't have vibranium or whatever that stupid shit is called, which I believe we gifted to them, didn't we?
Or maybe they're not.
I think they naturally had it there.
It was mined for all their.
Hello, men.
Just wanted to see if Ryan can do a Jesse Lee Peterson.
Now, of course I can't do a Jesse Lee Peterson impression.
Gavin has been one of the leading people out in there fighting a good fight.
Not really.
It wasn't bad.
I got a practice.
Dear Gavin and the predestined mayor of the fag zone, my wife sent me this.
It's a warning from Facebook that they will delete, posts, and restrict your content over any type of legal issues they might face over what you have posted.
Pretty fucked up if you ask me.
It's also not true.
They have special legislation that big tech and lobbyists have fought for where they cannot be sued.
I have been a subscriber from since it was free speech, and I love all the content and new shit.
you guys, blah, blah, blah.
The drive confirms that the fag zone is always in your future.
Grab them heels, sunglasses, blah, blah, blah.
So, October 1st, which hasn't happened yet, we also can remove or restrict access to your content services and if you determine doing so is reasonably necessary to avoid mitigate adverse legal impacts.
So I guess they're trying to say that they sense they might get sued soon.
And they want to start girding their loins.
Okay, this ghost in the house guy is back again.
On further digging, it actually...
Oh, no.
It actually goes all the way back to a white Canadian who also wrote tons of songs for black Motown artists, but never made it as a Motown artist because he's white, I guess.
He also got zero credit on the Cardi B song.
Okay.
So really cracking the case on that stupid sample, that disgusting pussy song.
How we've developed since that ghost in my house, too.
There's some holes in this house.
Dear Gavin, sorry, Katsu Curry, this has nothing to do with you.
Gavin, I really listened to an old episode of G-O-M-L.
And while addressing the opening song, The Bonnie, you told a story of how, while drunk, you listened to it on repeat on the train over and over again.
A situation we've shared many times.
And it made me want to share a song for you for that exact situation.
It's called Highland Cathedral.
And despite being written by two fucking krauts in the 1800s, it bleeds Scottish patriotism.
This is the most popular version of it.
The best part about it is that there are hundreds of takes on it, so you can listen to the same song in loads of different versions over and over.
Speaking of us both being drunk on the train all the time, here's a video drop request.
Paul Whitehouse in the Fast Show.
It's the guy who says maybe show us the video.
Bonnie, Scotland.
See the Lochs.
Is that Loch Ness, by the way?
Jump ahead.
Okay, thank you for that, sir.
And then what's the bottom one?
Fourth out of the fingerless clubs were essential.
And I'm in the middle of this colour just off St. Alexander Square.
You know, behind the chocolate shop.
But the head had become completely detached.
I am when I was playing with eggs of a bottle.
You always felt like we were being watched by that.
That's the guy who says spooky hair.
Anyway, he ends every of those unintelligible stories with, I was very, very drunk.
All right, one more.
Harmon Singh.
Dear Gavin and Ryan, the Gavin and Little Ryan mug cost $43 Canadian at this very moment's conversion rate.
I'm under the assumption it does not include shipping.
Why is it so expensive?
I don't know.
I don't handle merch for that very reason.
We are done the show.
Done till Monday.
Done day.
Dunday.
But we have a final video.
Oh, and it goes back to what I just said about the United Nations.
Remember?
Horrific murder of 50 people at two mosques in New Zealand.
We extend our sympathy to the families.
Muslims worldwide must be free and safe to pray.
Here in this Council, China has voted for every single resolution on Islamophobia.
Yet back home in China, one million Uyghurs arbitrarily.
He starts out by talking about the shooting at the mosque of, I believe, 50 people dead in New Zealand to try to awaken you to Islamophobia.
And then he says, China is killing, I believe it's pronounced Uighurs.
And it's Chinese Muslims there, and they are getting treated very badly.
I don't care.
Isn't it weird that Chenk Junger, his name sounds like the way it's supposed to be pronounced, but they pronounce it Uyghur, but his first name, it can also be pronounced Chenk.
So the guy from the Young Turks is technically Ching Wigger.
Yes.
He's double chinky name.
So kind of like David Cho.
Yeah, like David Cho.
Just kidding, Dave.
He rules.
So now, so he's saying, and just like that, the Uyghurs are, they're in concentration camps.
But I thought this is funny because he keeps talking about the plight of Uyghurs in China.
So this is Smash to Subscribe.
We got all kinds of dope kicks.
Nuka Zeus is like, yeah, man, he's standing up for me.
Wiggers around the world need to be safe, y'all.
Do you're a sneaker guy?
Y'all, so hold down real quick.
Like, yo, one of the hottest ways to take a Muslim and put him away, you know, like you get dope, like, chain link fence.
Like, that's totally sick.
One ration per day, a little big potion of rice, dope, bro.
Put a little sauce on that shit.
Get some sticky beans.
I love the sticky beans.
We could get Nuka Zeus on the show, I think.
The guy, the black, white guy.
Yeah.
He wants money.
He wants it off from $1.17.
I'm scared to send that because I think it'll be like, yo, F you.
They're very proud people.
The president has allowed the speaker to continue, make a ruling, and stop the statement by the representative.
Speakers can make reference to specific country situations.
We believe that the speakers should be allowed to continue, as you have said.
Thank you.
I give the floor to the Speaker.
Yet, back home in China, one million Uyghurs arbitrarily detained in extra-legal political.
Their pants are sagging.
They have no relationship with their father because their father is disgusted by them.
I need to ask the Islamic Group of Nations at the OIC.
There's not a single resolution speaking out for the OIC on behalf of Muslim wiggers who are being connected to the worst.
Muslim wiggers.
Their favorite movie is Pineapple Express.
That also goes to show you what a fucking absolute complete joke the United Nations is.
Speaking of jokes, let's try to have some fun this weekend, folks.
Let's remember that we're living in clown world and clowns are supposed to be amusing.
Don't let the bastards get you down.
This is funny.
Okay?
We're going to look back at this and laugh.
You're going to be able to tell your kids that you are around at the most comically retarded moment in American history.
The damage that they've done now with all this vandalism is more than any time in American history.
They have committed their own act of war on their own country.
It's fucking laughable.
It is insane.
And don't worry, Tommy Bags.
Trump is going to win in a landslide.
Now, there's going to be trouble.
I promise you that the left is going to contest the election.
They're going to say we have to count the ballots.
And I promise you, mark my words, clown world.
I promise you they will not have finished counting by January 1st, 2021.
So it'll be time for day one of Trump to start his new office.
And the left will be continuing to count ballots and saying, we still haven't done Missouri.
I promise you, mark my words, pin that tweet.
That's what you're going to see.
And we're going to say, fuck you.
And if you get in trouble for that, good.
Because you should get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.