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Sept. 16, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #62 - LIVE FROM THE F-Z (Podcast)

In an attempt to cover for Gavin, the supreme overlord of the FagZone hosts the live show. Calls are taken, pointless rambling occurs, and free stuff is given away.

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- - Live from New York, it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Gavin McInnes. it's "Get Off My Lawn" with Gavin McInnes.
I'm gonna let everybody know that we're here.
I also have to get some ads.
So this is my second faggiest shirt.
The first faggiest shirt I was wearing in Florida.
That was my super low cut so it could show off the tat.
I love New York City Diesel shirt.
That is a weed shirt.
And I don't love New York City Diesel.
I don't smoke weed.
I used to a lot, but when I was in a band we played Bamboozled alongside with Incubus, My Chemical Romance Not the used All-American Rejects, The Foo Fighters, Bon Jovi Just a bunch crazy look it up.
I think it was 2000 and 2009?
Maybe?
Or 2011?
I don't know.
Bamboozled.
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Andrew Dice Clay also played there too.
So there was this t-shirt company and we said we like your t-shirts and we're all broke.
So we're like, oh yeah, we can't afford them.
They're like, are you guys playing?
Are you in a band?
It's like, yeah, we're in a band.
So they said, we'll just give these to you, just wear them on stage.
So that was the New York City Diesel shirt.
But this is my cat shirt, also very faggy, appropriate for where we are right now.
This is live from the fag zone.
OK, this is a last minute thing.
And, you know, I hope you guys checked out the What's it called?
Today's episode?
It was a three hour watch party.
First time watching Animal House.
Apparently it's a good movie.
It's very funny.
So we provided, me and Gavin, Gavin and I, provided commentary on the whole thing.
Well, it ended up being about three hours.
A lot of fun stories in there, a lot of information.
I mean, Gavin had been looking up Uh, Facts about the movie and stuff like that all day.
So he just had tons of facts plus all the ones you already knew and I hope you guys check that out.
But this is like I said, it's super last-minute Nobody There was some communication breakdown whether or not we were gonna be able to go live tonight or not and Gavin unfortunately cannot go live but I'm gonna try to pick this up here.
So I got some reads.
Let's start this off here with a read.
I guess I'm gonna be putting some graphics of our sponsors up afterwards.
So I got a little bit of editing to do.
Hope you guys checked out and enjoyed the Trump Flotilla Boat Parade thing.
So that was Monday's episode.
Um, where I was sent down to a record-breaking Trump boat parade.
And I made a little video.
Gavin thought it was pretty good.
The outro wasn't very strong.
In the third act, I kind of bored everybody to death by being on a roof and talking like I do.
Uh, which is retarded.
And... So then the second day, in that same Florida trip, we went to go check out Laura Loomer's election party.
And, you know, for me, From what I had heard from CBS, which released what they said was the final results, they lied.
Real big deal.
They said that the results were in and then she had lost, which couldn't be farther from the truth.
She won.
So she's going to be the Republican that goes against this lady there who's been, she's a Democrat, has been a congresswoman there for years and years and years.
So that was exciting.
So it turned from a kind of daunting, oh, CBS said she lost, so this is gonna be kind of a bummer party, to a total victory lap party.
Roger Stone did like, it was, I saw him doing his speech, I was like, wow, this is a part of history.
I don't belong here.
This is really important and cool.
So that was basically the footage that came from the Florida trip.
Boat parade, Loomer, and then today's episode, you get the animal house.
I'm gonna try to see if we can take some calls also.
I'm not under the impression that anybody would like to speak to me, but maybe they'd like to tell me new reasons on why I am shitty.
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So I was just on a stream with Ann Coulter's niece, Kim Coulter, and they were doing A 12-hour stream.
When I was up there, Biggs was on, Enrique was on.
I just saw them in Florida.
I've known those guys for a while now, and they're super fun to hang out with and party, so it was cool to see them again on that thing.
And, um, I mean, there's, you know, Proud Boy on there, Mike, Jason with, uh, Titans of Liberty, him and his partner were on there.
And, uh, these are just, just really good, smart people.
And, um, a couple of different takes on the Kenosha shooting and all that stuff that was going on.
One of them from Biggs was really interesting and it's, it's not even his opinion.
It's, it's the fact that Sure, he was defending himself.
He was doing a righteous thing by going down there trying to protect local businesses.
But the fact is, he drove in out of state, about 20 miles away.
And legally, he's not allowed to own a gun.
He's 18, or he was 17 years old, and he wasn't of age to own a gun in either state, so he already broke two laws there.
This is what Biggs is saying.
And of course, opinions aside, saying that what he did was heroic, he was in a self-defense situation, clear cut and dry.
Despite all that stuff, those two rules were broken and are we a nation, this is what Big said, are we a nation of laws or are we not?
You know, and so in the eyes of the law, what he did was illegal.
So he's being charged with murder.
Homicide.
Terrible.
And the one guy had his arm fucking blown off and it looked like a shark bite.
That picture, once you see it, once you see a picture like that, it's hard to unsee it.
I might as well just look at it right now.
I never want to see that image again, but it's so burned in my mind, I might as well look at a picture of it 'cause it's right here.
I can see it, it was terrible.
I hate shit like that.
And one of the guys that got shot in the head, there's a video of him practicing his Ebonics.
He's a bald white kid with like a little white plug in his ear.
And he was talking to these militia guys earlier.
They have him on video saying, Oh, you could shoot me, nigga.
You could shoot me.
Doing like a head thing too.
Really cringy.
Um, but I, you know, if he's with BLM, he's got the N-Pass and he can pretend to be a different culture and race and use their terminology, like the N-word.
You know, that's not something people I know just go about saying.
What are you doing?
He's supposed to be an ally.
And it's a weird relationship that I think everybody has with the n-word.
It's like black people could say it, other people can't.
I got it.
But isn't it weird that it's like they have, you know, African Americans, black people, have the n-word.
But when they say it, it has no effect.
Not a lot of gravity.
Nothing really happens.
They could just say it all day.
They could say it... There's plenty of songs you could listen to where it's just... About ten times in a row.
Say that word.
It's got no weight.
But if anybody else says it, it's like a nuclear bomb.
So it's like... When other people say it, it's a nuclear bomb.
And when they say it, it's like a Nerf gun.
So who really has the power of the N-word?
Just a thought.
Interesting.
So like Biggs was saying, what he did was illegal, just off the boot.
And Kim Coulter said, she's not a lawyer, but I think, wasn't Ann Coulter a lawyer?
Am I retarded?
But she said her whole family is, you know, a bunch of lawyers in her family.
And she's hoping that a precedent will be set Because the laws seem a little unconstitutional that he's not allowed to have a gun.
So the best case scenario with that legally is that a precedent is set, you know, and saying that what he, you know, changed some laws.
Okay, that could be a good precedent.
Another precedent is in the streets, socially, It kind of gets around that I'm a 17-year-old girl with like a buzz cut and it's long in the top and that's green and I have a piercing here that connects to this and I'm a feminist, okay?
I'm a vegan as of last week and I listen to... Let me make up a band name.
Joe Blow and the Warriors of Melanx.
That sounds like something she would listen to.
Alright, I lost everybody on that, but... So, these 17-year-old LARPer girls that go out there, maybe they'll realize that this is dangerous.
And that'll wipe out about 20% of the BLM people out there.
I mean, it's hard to look into a crowd of BLM protesters and not see just like some thin, emaciated twig girl.
I like words.
I like chanting.
So maybe that will set a precedent for, hey, there's guns and shit.
You sure you want to go to this thing?
It looked pretty fun when you were just smashing up cars and burning stuff.
That looks great.
But if arrests aren't being made and making people rethink going to these things, then maybe the bullets flying will make them say, I don't want to go to that because I don't want to go to these things.
There was another discussion that we had on that stream there that, you know, we're forced to kind of react to a lot of illogical stuff, stuff that doesn't make sense.
So we're applying logic.
And a lot of times, empathy, too.
You're putting yourself in their shoes.
Oh, I can see how they're mad.
Sure.
Or if I was lied to, you know, by the media for this long and I was told everybody hates me, I'm just a descendant of a slave, no matter the leaps and bounds and sports and music and culture and movies and television and No matter how far that my people have progressed and all these things I'm still hated and the system is like, it's like this invisible everybody hates me thing, would I be angry?
Probably.
If I was just uninformed and told that all the time.
So we apply empathy there.
We apply logic when it's like, well, why are you burning down a black owned business if your whole thing is Black Lives Matter?
But we're reacting to illogical stuff, so it doesn't really make sense.
So we're applying a lot of adult-ish, I'm nobody to talk, I'm nobody to talk about having an adult point of view or logic, but the Gavin conservatives, people that react to the mobs and all the retarded stuff that's going on, you know, spending a lot of energy on fundamentally illogical things.
And that kind of stinks.
And it's almost like it forces you to be engaged because they're burning down buildings and they're in your city.
And if they're not, they might soon be.
And it's kind of forcing you to engage.
And if you're not at least aware of it, then maybe even just...
You're running things in your mind.
Okay.
What if somebody comes down the street and they set fire to this thing?
What am I going to do here?
It's not stuff we want to think about, but it's stuff that we kind of have to think about because they're knock, knock, knock, knock on your door, so to speak.
And that's unfortunate.
And we also talked about faith a little bit where, you know, it seems like the protesters, the mobs, the media, they have no morality so they can Make Nick Sandman look like an asshole even though he was doing nothing wrong.
They can villainize good people.
They have no... They have a full arsenal of attacks.
You know?
Because they have no morality.
And morality kind of gives you a little, like a barrier of shit that I would never do.
I would never do that because it's crooked and wrong.
But it seems like they don't really have that.
You know, a BLM protest mob, they're asking for empathy, they're asking for people to recognize their humanity, while also burning down a 40-year-owned business, a business that's been around for 40 years, selling furniture, they just burn that down, because it's a white couple.
No empathy.
So that's kind of sad and tragic, but...
Um, when things get so complex and you're like, wow, the media isn't damning these actions.
And even Trump isn't just sending in fear, maybe of looking like a fascist or something like what he's been called this whole time, not sending in, you know, support to end these riots.
Uh, when the governors and mayors are saying, no, no, we're good.
We got it.
So when all this stuff stops making sense and you know you're only one person and you have things that you're trying to protect like your family and your business, your job, your lifestyle, maybe you just need to have faith and pray because it always seems to work out in the end.
And that's all you could really do.
Because it really is frustrating.
I try to, like I said on the other show, I was made fun of thoroughly for not, you know, Looking at political news and trying to stay away from that on my off time because my job is one that I will hear these things and I'll hear them from, in my point of view, it's the best perspective I can get it from.
I mean there's going to be some humor in there, there's going to be a wealth of This reminds me of this and this reminds me of that.
That guy is the person who did that.
You know, that's kind of better than just seeing some tweet about some event that happened.
But unfortunately this week, we haven't gotten such fresh takes because we've had to do the boat episode.
We've had to do the Lumer episode.
So I'm guessing this Monday or Tuesday when we're back, when Gavin's back live doing shows, that there'll be a lot to cover.
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