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Aug. 13, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #60 - INTRODUCING: WAYNE DUPREE!

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	I'm from New York.
	It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Now it's now.
	Girls, be not drive.
	You tell me it's okay.
	Here's like a little pain.
	You told me you just wanted to take you for a try.
	You told me you just wanted to take you for a try.
	So hard to get through to you.
	Cross town traffic.
	I could talk about Jimi Hendrix and this concept of going to Britain.
	What's going on with my...
	Were you messing with these?
	That ain't too cool.
	I know you sit at my desk.
	No, no, I didn't adjust it.
	Yes, you do.
	I see that you have McDonald's and various Uber Eats.
	When I come into the studio, I was going to order.
	And I'm well aware that you were, you know, not doing anything crazy, but definitely devouring fast food.
	No, I didn't sit there today, baby.
	I got a truck hot dog.
	Classic.
	Hey.
	Which, by the way, they're never Sabrettes anymore.
	Hey, I'm going to talk like Jimi Hendrix, not just for this show, but for the rest of my life.
	I'm going to become a Jimi Hendrix guy, man.
	Imagine this will go down.
	What's this?
	His accent's so weird.
	He's from Seattle, but he has this like groove.
	Hey, man.
	What's going on?
	Yeah.
	And he does a thing.
	I love Jimi Hendrix, but I am a little annoyed when someone's asked a question like, hey, do you like black pens?
	And they're like, well, what is a pen, man?
	I mean, you want to mark something, you get a marker, and if you don't, then you don't.
	Permanence isn't some sort of impermanence.
	Someone said about Janice Joplin, who's a superstar now.
	You know Janice, I expect.
	Superstar.
	Oh, yeah.
	Superstar.
	Superstar.
	It certainly is in my heart.
	I'll take the star.
	Yeah.
	I want a star.
	I want to ride on a star.
	And then I'll be Superman.
	What?
	No, I was going to say, the problem of succeeding is a hard one for you if your basis, say, is in the...
	What is he doing?
	You both are.
	Someone said it's hard to sing the blues when you're making that kind of money.
	This assumes that you can't be unhappy and have a lot of money.
	Yeah, well, sometimes it gets to be really easy to sing the blues when you're supposed to be making all this much money, you know.
	Because money is getting to be out of hand now.
	And like musicians, especially young cats, they get a chance to make all this money and they say, wow, this is fantastic.
	And like I said before, they lose themselves and they forget about the music itself.
	They forget about their talents.
	What's that accent?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I feel like nobody has that.
	They lose themselves.
	Is it Creole, kind of?
	No, he's from Seattle.
	Yeah, but is it like...
	Right, but does he sound like Creole?
	That's the only thing I can do.
	Why are you being in Creole?
	Creole is Louisiana.
	Creole is an evolution of French that got mixed with Haitians in the slave south of Louisiana, I think, 400 years ago.
	And you're like, it's not Creole, but it sounds that's the closest thing to it.
	What else does it sound like?
	French?
	Creole was more.
	Now, I'm terrible at the Creole accent.
	In fact, I thought it'd be funny to do an instructional video on YouTube on how to speak Creole.
	But Creole was like, that's just like that Louisiana mumbling shit.
	I think for me, I was raised right here on the bayou.
	I lived in the bottom of the ball.
	Right here on the bayou.
	And it's the way everybody around you.
	I get what you're saying, though.
	Yeah, it's retarded, but you got a point.
	It's the closest thing I can say.
	It's like a kind of a sloppy.
	Hey, man.
	You know, it's heroin.
	It sounds like heroin.
	Maybe it's heroin.
	Yeah.
	A heroin accent.
	I don't know, man.
	I just went over there.
	I like your new sound.
	Hey, man, I think there's a lot of cool people.
	You just got to understand that the definition of cool is maybe not what you made it out to be.
	Let's get started with our sponsors.
	Again, I forgot to get ink for the printer.
	I'm also, by the way, I'm not having an affair, guys.
	Uh-oh.
	My wedding ring is getting enlarged because I'm getting so fat with not working out and drinking beers all day and all this sort of salt and vinegar chips.
	The ring must be shrinking.
	You're not gaining any weight.
	My ring is being expanded.
	Someone asked me, like, what's going on with your ring?
	Hey, man.
	This is Jimi Hendrix calling.
	What is going on with your ring, my brother?
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	We have a big announcement to make.
	Big announcement.
	Real big.
	Big announcement.
	New guy.
	New show.
	But let's finish talking about Jimi Hendrix before we get there.
	So he worked, he was a very talented guitarist.
	He got a guitar.
	I think he was left-handed.
	So his guitar was on a weird side.
	And he was just like a grunt, working his ass off, working in various bands.
	He worked for, what's his name?
	Someone Knight.
	How would you feel?
	What the hell is this?
	Look up K-N-I-G-H-T.
	Because you probably spelt it like the Knight.
	I was just going to put in that song.
	Curtis Knight.
	Curtis Knight.
	He worked for Curtis Knight.
	This is funny because Curtis Knight was the star.
	But then Jimi Hendrix became so big they re-released the record and put him on the front.
	This is a good jam.
	Ask a question.
	Ask the question.
	If you walked into a restaurant, you were hungry.
	You had the money to get yourself something to eat.
	Yeah.
	And somebody told you to go around to the back door and get it.
	Even though they weren't going to give it to you free.
	Holy crap.
	This sounds just like.
	This isn't Jimi Hendrix, by the way.
	I know.
	This sounds like.
	Wow.
	That Bob Dylan song, Like a Rolling Stone.
	Once upon a time, that's so funny.
	It's like something, something, something, something.
	Yeah, I think that might be what he's going for.
	I think back then, like, there was no internet, right?
	So you would just steal songs.
	You would just, yeah, and it wasn't bad.
	You just heard a thing.
	Like, the Beatles did all covers, and I think the Beatles started recording their own songs because they'd do a concert or a show in Germany, whatever, and the previous band would already play their covers.
	They're like, fuck, we have to write our own hooks.
	Oh, crap.
	I'm sick of people stealing my covers.
	But you listen to like Led Zeppelin.
	They would rip off these Burt Janch riffs that weren't sort of an homage.
	It was like...
	Like note for note.
	I can play his songs note for note.
	So almost like, you know how a rap song will take a sample, not even a sample, but like a line and change it.
	Like that Aquafina chick who took the whole My Dick does whatever, and she made it, My Pussy Does This.
	Like it's an homage.
	So I think it was like that back then.
	Yeah, I think so.
	So they knew, how does it feel whatever the Bob Dylan song was big?
	And they go, we're going to do our version of that.
	But anyway, he wasn't that popular in America.
	And then he went to Britain and he got set up.
	And of course, there's a weird black feticization, which is why Nina Simone and Eartha Kitt and other black performers get worshipped.
	They get pedalicized.
	I just made up that word.
	So they took advantage of that.
	And Americans get pedalized.
	Vice got pedalcied when we went over there.
	We got Vice UK.
	We got a pub.
	Everyone went to go to the American New York City Vice pub.
	So then he got a career and then he went back to America and became a smashing success because he had records out.
	The Strokes did that too.
	Andrew WK did that.
	It's a thing to do.
	If you're very talented musically and America's not noticing, go to Britain.
	Why did the fuck do we have The Merchants of Fucking Truth by Jill Abramson?
	This is the worst book ever written.
	I'm sick of seeing it every time we do a show.
	What an incompetent boob.
	I was fired because of sexism.
	Yeah, I just read your book, Jill Abramson, executive editor of the New York Times.
	You were fired because you're a retard.
	Your book is unbelievably bad, and it is so rife with heirs.
	She narrowed the subject down to Vice, The Daily Beast, I don't know what, Breitbart or something like that.
	And I'm obviously intimately aware of Vice.
	So I'm going through it.
	Whenever you read journalists write about something you know about, like your hometown or something or your favorite band, you go, no, they're not from Detroit.
	They're from Ann Arbor.
	You just keep seeing all these mistakes and you realize, wait a minute, this is the one thing I know tons of stuff about.
	What other incompetence abounds when I read these reports?
	So yeah, last note on this is we've been talking about this all week.
	Twisted Sister, Glam Band, did terrible in America because everything was about the 50s back when they started out in the late 70s.
	So they moved to Britain and they did great.
	How this relates to the show?
	It does not.
	I just was listening to Crosstown Traffic on the drive into Manhattan and I need to talk about it so I can justify having on the show.
	But now that we're banned from YouTube and everything else, can we just play?
	That's kind of also where I chose it because I thought we can just play the Rolling Stones now, right?
	All right, let's briefly mention our second sponsor and then let's get our announcement on.
	Isn't that exciting?
	Hell yeah.
	I love surprises.
	Express VPN.
	So we've been banned in New Zealand, in Britain, and this is a new kind of banning.
	Laura Loomer knows more about this than I, but you're banned from a site that you paid for.
	So you pay $10 a month to be on censored.tv, to watch censor.tv.
	You go to click on the videos and it says unsafe virus, whatever.
	That's new to me.
	That's bizarre, I find.
	I don't care.
	Outside of pedophilia, I don't really care what you're looking at.
	If you paid for it, you should be able to see it.
	You can see the most disgusting porn imaginable.
	No problem.
	You can watch jihadists behead infidels.
	No problem.
	But you can't watch this show, which, again, I argue is a pretty moderate show if you get down to the brass tacks of what we tend to push on this show.
	It's one of the least radical shows available.
	Yeah, it just crossed my mind how much bad words mean these days.
	Yeah.
	Just like far right.
	It's crazy.
	Far right.
	They're not even bad words.
	Like I see someone who's gay and I go, eh, it's not my cup of tea, but what am I going to do?
	Convert them, get them chopping wood?
	You know, get them into the boxing ring?
	Come on, guys.
	Beef up.
	I don't have that compulsion when I see gays.
	That ship has sailed.
	But when I see a man, like today, I saw a guy in, I don't know if you're familiar with these Crocs.
	Yeah, actually, I have a pair.
	A guy, I was at a hot dog stand having hot dogs with my youngest boy.
	And there's a guy just wheels up on a scooter, little kickstand.
	And he gets some hot dogs.
	And then he eventually wheels away.
	And he's not even pushing it, which would be 1% better.
	It's a battery-powered scooter, which are, I think my daughter has one.
	They're about $250.
	I'll have to get a hot dog in my comfortable shoes.
	And then another kid was about 18, and he's wearing these sweatpant shorts that like a girl would sleep in.
	Just flimsy, the thinnest sort of track pant material, right?
	Like you could just tear it.
	And his wallet is in the front pocket because there's no back pockets because it's for girls sleeping.
	He's wearing those, and he has Puma ankle socks on, right?
	And here's the worst part.
	Given she slides.
	Now, gays go nuts.
	None of my business, really.
	Given Chi, those are the exact slides he had on the black ones without the red.
	How much do you think those are?
	They're $250.
	I know.
	My wife bought Gucci ones.
	And you're like, dude, what the fuck?
	Like, why are you so cozy?
	And then he goes and he gets some hot dogs in his women's short.
	This guy's not gay.
	And then he goes back to his house and they eat the hot dogs and they watch the Netflix and they play the Call of Duty.
	That pisses me off.
	That makes me mad.
	Gays can have orgies.
	But when it's someone on our team acting like a complete fucking pussy, that pisses me off.
	We're losing yardage.
	Anyway, I'm not exactly sure how that relates to ExpressVPN, but I want to talk about your internet freedom.
	Social media companies get to decide what content is suitable for the quote-unquote sensitive snowflakes among us and censor what they don't like.
	Sorry, sensitive snowflakes among us and censor what they don't like.
	You should be the one to decide what you read and watch.
	That's why I use expressvpn.com slash Gavin.
	I get to control these social media companies' access to my data.
	You should do the same.
	And by the way, this whole, we have subscribers in New Zealand and Britain saying, ExpressVPN solved my problem.
	Now I can watch your show.
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	Oh, yeah, that's how it relates to ExpressVPN.
	We're moderate and we're considered pariahs.
	Big tech companies censor what you're reading, searching, and they're watching everything you click.
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	Creepy.
	When I use ExpressVPN slash Gavin, these tech companies can't see my IP address at all.
	My identity is masked and anonymized by a secure VPN server.
	I'm not sure.
	Anonymized.
	Anonymized?
	Anonymized?
	Is that a word?
	I gotta look that up.
	I'll look at it.
	I'll look at it.
	That can't be a word.
	Anonymized?
	That sounds like something in a Star Wars.
	You have been anonymized.
	Yeah, to make anonymized.
	That's the word.
	Especially by removing.
	It's a word.
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	I mean, I'm wrong.
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	All right.
	I think we're ready to announce this.
	We have a new contributor to the to the network.
	He will be every Friday telling you what's hot throughout the week, a summary of everything that you need to know, and not to mention stultifyingly current interviews via Skype.
	Wonderful guy, one of the most popular conservatives in the world.
	Ladies and gentlemen, I'm introducing to the network Wayne Dupree.
	Every Friday, Wayne Dupree.
	Now let's see if we can get him on Skype.
	Let's see if we can talk to him.
	If we were a good, organized network, this would be a matter of a click of a mouse.
	I think he's waiting in the wings.
	Yeah, can you hear me?
	Yes, I can.
	How are you, sir?
	Okay.
	Why are you wearing a Dallas Cowboys shirt?
	That's my team.
	I thought you were a Maryland guy.
	Well, I mean, I was raised on the Eastern Shore, and all we saw was two, two.
	Well, actually, three teams: Baltimore Colts, Washington Redskins, Dallas Cowboys.
	I didn't like the Colts because I didn't, the uniform sucked.
	I hated the Redskins because every time we watched TV, we saw them everywhere.
	So it's just that star, that American star that was on the side of the helmet.
	It's weird how the Dallas Cowboys, you can be in New York City, you can be in Maine, you can be in Seattle, and there's always these die-hard fans.
	For some reason, I think it was because they were the national game all the time, where other games were regional, regional, regional.
	Dallas was just everywhere all the time.
	And plus they had Billy Joe Dupree on here too.
	Oh, yes.
	Of course, Billy Joe Dupree.
	I'm very familiar with them.
	Speaking of Dupree's, welcome aboard.
	We're very happy to have you.
	What's up, man?
	This is great.
	This is fantastic.
	Last time I saw you, Hector was a pup.
	So, I mean, you know.
	What's Hector now?
	I don't think people understand how huge you are.
	And I don't mean your girth.
	Do you know you're the 2000s most popular website in the world?
	Yep.
	I look at it every day.
	You're the 400th most popular website in America.
	Yep.
	I look at it every day.
	That's Beyond Daily Caller, Breitbart.
	Yep.
	Well, no, Breitbart is still ahead of me.
	And somewhere out of the smoker smokes, the Gateway pundit came out of nowhere a couple weeks ago, but I was even ahead of them.
	You got smoked by Gateway.
	Smoked by the gays.
	I was ahead of them for like maybe two months, three months.
	I was ahead of them.
	I love Jim Hoft.
	I think he's a great guy.
	That website drives me insane.
	Me too.
	With the repeating ads.
	My God.
	But you know what?
	I can point to what we do.
	We don't have a whole lot of major push from a whole lot of the mainstream conservative websites.
	I mean, everything that you see in our numbers is based off of me sharing to all the social media platforms on a regular basis.
	And now I'm doing op-eds on different places.
	But, you know, it's me, you know, and I, because a whole lot of the top conservative websites, Daily Caller, Daily Wire, Newsmax, Town Hall, they don't recognize me.
	They don't, you know, whatever.
	So, I mean, I've tried Breitbart, Sirius, X, I've tried so many and they just keep thumbing their nose up at me.
	So I'm like, okay, fine.
	Whatever, man.
	Well, that is a strange thing with the right.
	And the left has this sense of unity where they will take in anyone.
	Like, they'll take in, Jews will take in black Hebrew Israelites who want them to die.
	Israelis will take in Antifa that supports Palestine.
	They will take in everyone.
	And we have the opposite problem where we're like, well, you farted last Thursday.
	I'm sorry.
	You're dead to me.
	And it's crazy.
	It's crazy because they know of me.
	You know, they'll be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	We know Wayne Dupree.
	Yeah, great stuff.
	Boom.
	Move.
	It's like, I like there are a whole lot of people on social media right now.
	When there were nobody, hey, Wayne, could you share this for me?
	Can you put this on your Twitter?
	Could you put this on your Facebook?
	And then when they get contributor slots on Fox, they don't know me anymore.
	Or when they get their own websites or when they get their own shows, they don't know me anymore.
	I'm like, okay.
	And look, I don't go out.
	I don't make a big deal about it.
	Whatever.
	Yeah, I don't either.
	I just sit at home and seethe.
	I just crumple my Budweiser can when it's done and go, I will get you on the way back down, you son of a bitch.
	You know, I think I'm not that way, probably because I grew up into punk rock and we were all about like the clash taught us, oh, everyone's friends.
	Come on backstage.
	You know, there's no hierarchy.
	And I have a theory that you were the same way, but it's because of your military background where it was about a team.
	Right.
	And you never abandoned your brothers.
	Right.
	Yep.
	It's always been like that.
	As a matter of fact, when I was starting out, when like, I don't know if you remember this, I created a radio network called We Are America Radio, War Radio.
	Yes.
	And we couldn't, I couldn't get my show on many of the radio conservative radio networks or online networks because they had their core shows.
	So I was like, okay, fine, I'll make my own.
	So I used my 401k and I put it out there.
	And I was like, okay, well, and I got like maybe 22, 23 shows, 20, yeah.
	And I was running the whole thing.
	We became the number one news, no, politic, political network on Live365 when they, before they shut down.
	We were the number one political news network on Live 365.
	And, you know, for me, I just kept pushing those shows.
	And people were coming to me and were like, you need to start pushing your stuff.
	I'm fine.
	I'm fine.
	But, you know, I just want to make sure everybody has heard that type of thing.
	Well, that's you.
	You're prolific.
	You just keep churning it out.
	You just keep doing it, doing it, doing it.
	All right.
	We have limited time here.
	We're about to go off the paywall in five minutes.
	I want to ask you about Kamala Harris.
	She's just decided that someone has decided, probably not Biden, that she's the VP.
	I hate to talk to black people about black stuff, but she's not black.
	Yeah, no, she's not.
	She's not.
	No, she's not.
	But Obama wasn't black.
	You look at him on his bicycle with his mom jeans and his little bicycle helmet.
	He rides a bike like Kermit the Frog.
	First of all, black people don't ride bikes.
	But secondly, what is this?
	Like, do, do, do.
	You're not going to watch it.
	You're not going to.
	Nope.
	Scared to do that.
	No, but I'm glad you said that because many people don't talk about Barack Obama's mama.
	His mother was white.
	And for eight years, the Democrat Party, the super pusher lover of women, women's rights, never said anything about Barack Obama's mama.
	You know, when I was on Fox News, I said to Greg Gutfeld, I was on Red Eye a lot, and I said, we need to recognize that Barack Obama is his mother.
	He's a radical communist academic Hawaiian woman.
	That's his whole personality.
	The dad was not around.
	He was not beatboxing in the Bronx.
	That's not who he is.
	He's a Hawaiian white female communist.
	And then Guttfeld said, he goes, no, we can't do that because then you come across as sexist.
	Okay, I'm sexist.
	Hey, hey, truth is truth.
	That's how it is.
	I hate that Hawaiian communist bitch, Barack Obama.
	And he's the only president in U.S. history whose mama has naked pictures on Google Images.
	Yes.
	They're not hard to find.
	No, no, it's not.
	They're a little easier to find than Mayor Bill de Blasio's Antifa daughter's naked photos, which I don't recommend you look up because it's disturbing.
	Yeah, I just had dinner.
	Now, Kamala Harris is an Indian woman.
	No, it's from Montreal.
	Uh-oh, here we go.
	Okay.
	Kamala Harris is an Indian.
	She's from Montreal.
	And yes, there is a faint link of blackness to her dad, but he was a slave owner in Jamaica.
	Yeah, grandfather, yeah.
	Yeah.
	I mean, honestly, tell you the truth, when I first saw her a couple years ago, I thought she was fine.
	You know, I was like, damn.
	She is.
	You're allowed to say that.
	Democrat, look, Democrats are going to kick our tail.
	If this woman ever run for president, they're going to kick her tail.
	But then after three years, after learning about her slobbering with Willie Brown, old ass Willie Brown, and then you got all of the stuff that came up after.
	Now I'm like, ooh, she got baggage.
	Yeah, it makes her less hot.
	She's no Tulsi Gabbard.
	At least if they had chosen Tulsi Gabbard, we could be looking at a hot chick for the next five months.
	You know what?
	I would leave the conservative movement to campaign for Tulsi Gabbard.
	I think if Tulsi Gabbard hit on me, I would just go to my wife and go, I mean, what do you expect me to do?
	Yeah, yeah.
	It's rape.
	If Tulsi Gabbard hits on you, it's rape because you have no choice.
	She called me at three o'clock in the morning.
	What am I supposed to do?
	I'm not even moving.
	These are not my legs.
	My legs are walking in the car against my will.
	I'm turning on the engine.
	Help!
	I'm driving a Tosi Gabbard's show.
	She's not even supposed to be Democrat looking like that.
	She's not.
	No.
	Do you think there is a snowball's chance in hell that Joe and Kamala will win this election?
	Yeah.
	I do.
	Are you scared?
	Am I scared?
	No, because if they win, I'm starting a cooking channel.
	How will America differ in the next four years if Joe and Kamala are running the show?
	And look, okay.
	I'm not wishing anything bad on him, and I'm not pushing any of that conspiracy and stuff on him.
	But when Kamala was standing up there today on stage, god darn if she didn't look presidential.
	She might not be saying nothing or whatnot, but she, god darn, she looked presidential up there.
	And I'm like, this is what the Democrats want.
	They want, because Democrats feast on historical stuff.
	They need historical stuff to survive.
	And they need Kamala Harris, beautiful black, mixed-race female, to be standing on stage with her.
	Yeah, and the only reason why I have pause is because I think President, I mean, if President Trump wants to lose this race, he's going to lose this race.
	That's the only way that he loses this race.
	He has to lose it.
	Yeah, he's got to up the discipline.
	You know, someone told me recently that revolutions throughout the monarchies don't happen when the king is lenient.
	I mean, sorry, when the king is fascistic, whatever, when he's too strict.
	They happen when the king is lenient.
	And remember that your mayor in Baltimore, where she said, give them room to riot.
	She was also very hot, by the way.
	Yep.
	Yep.
	Amazing lips.
	What did they do?
	They didn't go, thanks for the room to riot.
	We're just going to riot in this little parking lot here.
	They destroyed Baltimore.
	So the more lenience you give these people, the more they destroy the country.
	And I think that Joe and Kamal are built on lenience.
	You know what?
	The whole party, what, Hillary Clinton was talking about empathy for ISIS or Syria.
	Well, we have to deal with them in empathy.
	Okay, well, you're going to empathize getting your butt whipped.
	Yeah.
	Empathize yourself to death.
	The monster that y'all created, you will not contain when you get in office.
	You might think you're going to contain it, but it's bigger than y'all now.
	I mean, Portland, Seattle, that stuff is leaking.
	Chicago, Georgia, that Stuff is leaking, and the only person, honestly, the only person really that can really take care of it is not an establishment person, it's got to be Trump.
	But Trump, but I got to say it, Trump has to grow up, man.
	Trump has to step up to the plate.
	He has to grow up.
	All right.
	When do we get our first episode of your show?
	This Friday?
	Friday.
	Friday night here on censor.tv.
	We are here and we ain't going nowhere.
	This is fantastic.
	You know what we should do?
	We should cover the night of the election together.
	Dude, let's do it.
	Let's do it.
	We can cry like the young Turks when we lose.
	Let's do it.
	Yeah.
	All right, Wayne, thanks for coming on the show.
	Looking forward to Friday.
	Hey, ladies and gentlemen, if you're watching this show, make sure that you support this guy.
	This guy's been doing it for a while.
	And look, I don't know if he has dollars in his pockets or dollars in the walls, but make sure that your wallet full of bills.
	Look at that.
	Look at that.
	He's going to pull out.
	You ain't got no 50s in there?
	Wait a minute.
	Got some 20s.
	Oh, oh.
	Well, brother, we're going to be talking after the show.
	Okay, well, support me on my show here on Censor TV.
	And my co-host Brian and Leah, we're going to be talking about a whole lot of stuff.
	We're going to be, but it's more real talk than a whole lot of like this push-push rah-rah cheerleader crap that people have been sucking on.
	I mean, there's a lot of people been sucking on here, trying to feel good about themselves.
	And then when they see stuff happening in Portland and Seattle, they're like, yeah, we have to admit when there's defeat.
	Yeah.
	We have to admit there's threats.
	All right, Wayne, thanks for coming on the show.
	Dude, love you.
	Thank you a lot.
	Thank you for your service.
	All right.
	Cool.
	Sometimes when you say thank you for your service, I'm worried it comes across as patronizing.
	Oh, I almost stopped recording.
	Oh, really?
	You know what I mean?
	It seems to trivialize their service.
	I had this epiphany.
	I was watching this movie last night called Dawn Rescue with Christian Bale.
	Dude, I am amassing war movies to the point where I am a vet.
	I need a medal.
	I don't know if that's awesome.
	I watched Saving Private Ryan Stoned.
	I watched The Outpost late at night.
	And last night I watched Dawn Rescue.
	Can I at least hang out with vets on Veterans Day?
	No.
	Okay.
	That's not how it works.
	Fine, I'll just steal their valor.
	No, that'll.
	Maybe I'll watch enough movies where I can start going like, I was in the 34th Battalion, two tours in Iraq.
	Dude, this movie's so good.
	So good.
	Rescue Dawn.
	It was a critical acclaim, totally flopped in the theaters.
	But it's about a guy who's shot down in Laos at the beginning of the war in Vietnam.
	True story.
	And he eventually decides, we got to get the fuck out of here, dudes.
	One of the guys speaks Vietnamese.
	Oh, this is a great scene.
	And he says, yeah, they're starving too.
	Like, the guards are not having a great time either.
	And they go, they're going to walk us to a new camp, encampment, and then shoot us and say we tried to escape.
	And then they can all go back to their village and eat normal food.
	That guy's good.
	I kept recognizing him.
	Is that Elliot from E.T. or something?
	Oh, wow.
	Wait, is it?
	I think it might be.
	Look that up.
	Anyway, very excited about Wayne Dupree.
	He's a vet.
	And this is what I was trying to get to when I was talking about that movie.
	Vets are better than us.
	Vets, cops, fire department, firemen, they're better than us.
	They're not the same as us.
	Let's stop pretending we all have different jobs.
	People that you meet in your neighborhood, I'm a butcher.
	I do a podcast.
	I fucking drive over IEDs and almost die.
	No, you're different.
	They're mutants.
	They're like the X-Men.
	And I think it would show a little bit of reverence if we could acknowledge that and go, holy shit.
	I'm not going to compete.
	Like we're not in the same league.
	They're like, as far as dudes go, they're supermodels.
	There's fucking Cindy Crawford and there's Joe Biggs and there's Wayne Dupree.
	So when you talk to vets and cops and firemen, you just should recognize there's a different tier.
	Like when I talk to Cindy Crawford, which I never have, I recognize, okay, I am Wilford Brimley with AIDS.
	I'm a different person.
	I'm not obviously not lower, like we're the same in the law.
	But as far as bravery and your composition, we need to acknowledge, and I hate hearing comedians talk about how, you know, like David Cross, he once said, the troops, we're supposed to respect the troops.
	They're killing fucking innocent Muslims all over the world.
	I don't respect the troops.
	I remember thinking, do you think that's a decision that they make with their superiors?
	It obviously can't be a democracy when you're a soldier.
	You just get told to go over there and shoot.
	You don't have the balls to do it, and you don't have the balls to live in a country that has no military.
	So shut the fuck up.
	It's actually, it's not him.
	Who is it, though?
	Let me see.
	It's hard to see these little pictures.
	Blow it up.
	Marshall Bell's in it.
	That's our buddy.
	Oh, maybe you don't know him.
	That was before your time.
	Marshall Bell is my pal.
	He's your actual pal?
	My actual pal.
	He's the, he's, what's his name?
	Quado in total.
	And he's also the mean dad in standby me.
	You know what happened with Marshall Bell?
	He was just like a normal dude like you and I. Obviously, we're not in the same league.
	But his wife did the costumes for Clockwork Orange.
	Weird.
	and won 9 billion awards.
	So then she was like in the scene.
	So when he was like 50, they go, Hey, whatever you want, lady, because she was in the in crowd and she just got all these great roles.
	He was in, I think that's that insect movie, right?
	Stormtroopers or whatever?
	Oh, Starship Troopers.
	Starship Troopers?
	Yeah, he was.
	Yeah, he was a little wacky in that.
	They found him and he was all.
	I want to know a secret about him.
	He goes to that cove thing that Alex Jones is obsessed with.
	Oh, the Bohemian Grove.
	Bohemian Grove.
	Creepy.
	I wonder if it is creepy or if it's just like a big art installation.
	Like, I don't want to disparage my pal Alex Jones.
	We're having a pal conflict here, but Bohemian Grove is fun.
	Is it like the Knights of Columbus booking?
	It's like the Knights of Columbus people.
	It's like the Proud Boys.
	It's just dudes shooting the shit and making dirty jokes.
	Unfortunately, same thing with Maria Nambramovich, right?
	She's just an artist who does weird shit.
	Yeah.
	We're going to lose some fans saying that, but I believe the whole spirit cooking is again.
	But I think Bohemian Grove, Knights of Columbus Proud Boys is fun dudes with inside jokes having a laugh.
	I think that spirit cooking is a bunch of ugly nerds trying to be part of a cool thing.
	Anyway, we should get behind the paywall.
	Let's figure out who this is first before we go behind the paywall.
	Okay, yeah, it's definitely not Thomas Henry Thomas was the E.T. guy.
	So this is, I'd have to find a picture of him since he looks different.
	Henry Thomas, that wasn't his name.
	Are you sure?
	Yes.
	Henry Thomas is Elliot.
	Elliot.
	But he does look a lot like Elliot.
	I saw him on the street once on St. Mark's and I yelled, E.T. phone home.
	He was on his cell phone.
	Go back.
	Go back.
	That guy.
	Does it say?
	Jeremy Davies.
	Jeremy Davies.
	Who's Jeremy Davies?
	He looks a lot like Henry Thomas.
	I mean, he...
	Dude, that guy lost a lot of weight for that role.
	He weighed about a pound.
	Oh, he's the same guy in every movie.
	He looks like Corey Phelps.
	He's not famous.
	He came across as a dude who had done a thing that he was too famous for.
	You know, like a Seinfeld type of guy, and he wanted to, you know, establish himself.
	Wait, he was in 1917?
	No, no, no.
	Saving Private Ryan.
	He was the cowardly soldier who let the Nazi go.
	He just let him walk.
	Yeah.
	I hated that guy.
	I was like, what are you doing?
	Well, he's a pussy in this movie, too, not to give too much away.
	To be fair, I think I would do exactly what he did, but with shit in my pants if I was in his position.
	You always say you watch those.
	I know you would.
	And I would be there with the rifle I stole from one of the guards going, what the fuck are you doing?
	You'd be just fine.
	And then you know what I'd do?
	I'd go.
	What the hell?
	I'd have to blow your head off.
	You can't shoot.
	You're a person to our escape.
	You're crying all the time.
	You literally have shit in your pants.
	Okay.
	Well, that could give away our position.
	I get it.
	We were talking tonight.
	I spent my kids' baseball game, best war movies ever.
	And mine were recent.
	1917.
	Oh, yeah.
	The Outpost.
	Remember I told you to watch that in the theater?
	Rescue Dawn.
	Yep.
	And we, did we?
	No.
	I did.
	No, I did, Faggot.
	Okay, good.
	I watched it when we were on vacation in Florida.
	That's good.
	Where were we?
	Because you need to.
	I mean, before this thing gets set up.
	That's what I said tonight, too, to the dads.
	I was like, I want you to see 1917, but I don't want you to see it on a TV.
	Exactly.
	But I think, like, Saving Private Ryan, 1917, The Outpost, Dawn Rescue.
	I think those are my faves.
	Rescue Dawn.
	Rescue Dawn.
	Platoon, I guess.
	Yes.
	It's campy, but it's good.
	So easy.
	It's like saying Big Mac is the best.
	Full metal jacket.
	Full metal jacket.
	Then you get into like Deer Hunter and stuff where you go, that's definitely the coolest war movie.
	But then you actually watch it and you go.
	This is going on.
	Anyway, we're out of time.
	We have to go behind the paywall.
	We're very excited to have Wayne Dupree on the network.
	This Friday is his first show.
	We don't really have a Friday show because Milo is so late.
	And, you know, I don't necessarily mean stone, but, you know, beautiful.
	So I'd like to end the show, or at least this free portion of the show, by saying, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Hey, hey, hey!
	Hey, hey, hey!
	You want to know a fun thing about that song?
	The kazoo is just a piece of wax paper on a comb he threw together in the studio.
	I used to do that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's probably heroin.
	Heroin does help you make good music.
	It's also working hand in hand with the devil.
	The devil helps you do a lot of things.
	You like my hair?
	I went swimming today, so there's no product in it.
	I think I look gorgeous.
	That is a nice wavy-looking.
	I look breathtaking.
	Yeah, the water makes it thicker, I feel.
	Because I went to the beach earlier today, too.
	But did you swim?
	I did not, but I put water in my hair.
	The water at Orchard Beach is gross, so I just put water in there and I was like, let's just lick it back so I can get my head foretanned.
	What did I say?
	Your head foretanned?
	Is that like foreshadowing?
	My head foretanned.
	I'm going to just pipe down from now.
	And this is a live show.
	My head foretanned.
	My forehead tanned, I believe you're going for.
	So you went up to the water at Orchard Beach, and you, this is the most disgusting, this is all Bronx trash.
	And by the way, I'm not going to make any bones about this.
	I said to my daughter, we live near the Bronx.
	I said, let me make something clear to you, my dear.
	You're never going to the Bronx.
	You're never having friends from the Bronx.
	And no one from the Bronx is ever coming within 100 yards of you.
	It is Afghanistan.
	That's me.
	No, no, no to the Bronx.
	I come over for dinner.
	I'm a Bronx guy.
	I'm cool.
	And I think that her and her friends, they're all rich white girls, right?
	So they're like, oh, that's racist.
	And I just took the New York Post.
	I laid it down in front of her.
	16-year-old girl shot this weekend.
	Two other people shot in the leg.
	The Bronx is the 80s Bronx today.
	It is.
	And it's been like that for about a year now.
	I came back from, was it Okemo?
	I forget where we came back from, but we were gone for a long time, like 10 days.
	And I had a pile of New York posts in my lobby.
	And I just went, I'm going to go through all these, have a coffee, whatever.
	And you really get a great grand perspective when you read 10 New York posts.
	And I'm telling you, man, the Bronx, the Bronx, the Bronx.
	Bronx woman killed.
	Fire in the Bronx.
	Arsonus in the Bronx.
	Cops shot in the Bronx.
	And there's so many fucking drive-by shootings and accidental children getting shot.
	Who is there?
	It's fucking DDP, Dominicans Don't Play?
	I've heard of them either.
	I don't think MS-13 is that big.
	There's a ton of bloods.
	There's Trinitarios.
	There's Latin Kings.
	Latin Kings.
	There's almost no Crips, though.
	So if you're a Crip in the Bronx, you're a dead man.
	They represent like 1% of gangs.
	I kind of respect them.
	To put on a blue bandana in the South Bronx.
	But what do they call this precinct down there in the South Bronx?
	They call it the Alamo.
	I said that to my daughter.
	Why do they call the, I forget the number, 36 precinct, the Alamo.
	Because it's in a war zone.
	No, you're not going to a war zone.
	There was like fucking 10 shootings this weekend.
	And they always say, crime up in New York.
	New York's a war zone.
	No.
	Well, yes, but 80% of those deaths are East New York, which is shithole Brooklyn, and the Boogie Down Bronx, South Bronx.
	It really is bad.
	Wow.
	Harlem's not that bad.
	It's all red.
	Is that Staten Island?
	Staten Island, yep.
	Wow, I didn't know Staten Island was so bad.
	That's huge.
	That's the Wu-Tang clan.
	Wu-Tang clan ain't nothing to fuck with.
	Protect your neck.
	Yeah, but the Bronx.
	Yeah, look at Manhattan, that uncircumcised penis.
	It's doing pretty good.
	And that's Harlem, too.
	But then you start going north, it starts getting real red.
	Why is Queens so all the Asians?
	Queens is Italian and Asians and Indians.
	But wait, what's uh when does it start going red at the top of Manhattan there?
	Probably Harlem.
	I'm gonna guess.
	Uh, let me see.
	Can you zoom?
	I want to see the first red number.
	9.78.
	Wait, what's going on here?
	These charts don't make sense.
	Yeah, I don't get that.
	That's the precincts.
	But it doesn't tell you what's Harlem, right?
	No.
	Well, you'll notice primary neighborhood.
	Harlem doesn't appear.
	Wait, Williamsburg is bad?
	What are you talking about?
	Might be now.
	This chart is fucked up.
	Areas with the most injured persons, Williamsburg.
	You know what I bet that is?
	I bet that's South Williamsburg, which is all Dominicans, not hipsters.
	Wait, is this car accidents?
	Because on the bottom right, it says persons injured per 100 collisions.
	Holy fuck, Ryan.
	You are the stupidest fucking piece of shit.
	I looked up Crime Map and that popped up and I'm like, that looks pretty cool.
	I guess drunk driving is technically a crime.
	Yes, that's true.
	Look up murders, man.
	Murders New York City.
	Gotcha.
	Murders.
	Holy shit.
	I'm sitting here looking at drunk drivers trying to figure out why Williamsburg is so high.
	I wonder.
	Wait, where all the Asians live, the car accidents must be way up there.
	Chinatown.
	Chinatown's off the chart.
	It's like dark purple.
	They didn't have a red dark enough.
	It has, yeah, on the key, it just says Chinatown.
	It's its own.
	South London, what are you doing?
	I'm showing you my search.
	Murders by Burroughs, New York City.
	But you didn't put in NYC?
	I did now.
	Let's see here.
	Are you on pills or something?
	No.
	Promise?
	Yes, I promise.
	Bronze number one.
	Manhattan, number two.
	And that's probably Harlem.
	Brooklyn, number three.
	That's East New York.
	Staten Island, who cares?
	You think Manhattan is most of them?
	Staten Island doesn't exist.
	Harlem is most of Manhattan.
	It accounts for most of that violent crime.
	I guarantee you Harlem accounts for at least half.
	75%.
	80%.
	Absolutely.
	Manhattan is expensive.
	Yeah.
	East Village, Lower East Side, still expensive.
	Before COVID, there were no murders.
	Although now, folks, we go to Manhattan every day.
	You may want to reboot what you think of this city.
	Every day as I drive to my parking garage to do this show, I see more homeless people than normal people.
	And I'm not exaggerating.
	There's areas in Hell's Kitchen where you'll see hipsters out on the street drinking.
	Williamsburg is still a pretty hipster.
	But as far as like Midtown, Chelsea, Chinatown, Lower Manhattan, there's no finance guys in Lower Manhattan.
	Manhattan is the majority homeless.
	And when I say homeless, I don't mean a charming old bum with a top hat that's on the opened up and a little bindle and brother, can you spare a dime?
	I mean like screaming elephants, lunatics.
	I forgot to bring the post in, but there's a picture in the post of a man screaming as his friend holds him back.
	There's nothing there.
	He's not screaming at a thing.
	He didn't just see a little kid get shot in the head.
	What are you looking up?
	New York Post front pages?
	Yeah, usually I find it.
	That's not what I'm talking about.
	Oh, it's not the front pages.
	I'm talking about the internal.
	Ah.
	I don't know.
	I said an article in the post.
	By the way, two haunting stories.
	Recently, about a black guy who drove into two 11-year-old boys, another black guy who shot a five-year-old in the head because the kid rode his bike onto his property, shot him dead.
	That's in this past three days.
	And we should open ourselves to the possibility that these men, obviously they could just be evil pieces of shit, but these men may have just been reading all of this Black Lives Matter, white people hate you, you live in a racist country, this is built on slavery, we're horrible, America, KKK, and just getting it again and again and again, bang, bang, bang.
	And eventually, if you're stupid and drunk, and you keep getting hammered with the fact that all white people kill you, and George Floyd was just on his way to work.
	He was a mathematician, and he was working on a cure for cancer, and we kneeled on him to death.
	It's possible that those murders come from a guy that goes, well, then fuck white people.
	Fuck them if they're doing that to us.
	I'm going to shoot them.
	I'd want to do that if I heard about a group.
	If Armenians were just slaughtering white people for no reason and killing kids, I'd go, well, then fuck Armenians.
	That might be where we're at, folks.
	North Carolina man.
	Oh, yeah, I saw it.
	I mean, why'd you leave it?
	That's an area like Chicago.
	It's about 50% black, 50% white.
	But relatively middle class.
	And they just shot a little boy.
	What was his name?
	He's got a weird name.
	That's the guy who did it.
	Like a victim.
	Kennan Hinnant is his name.
	Pretty horrific.
	Anyway, I sent you some pictures.
	I think I meant to discuss this with Wayne, but what's interesting about Biden choosing Kamala is it exposes all of this hypocrisy.
	And we have Biden bitching about he didn't want his kids to grow up in a racial jungle.
	We have Kamala talking about how he's racist and now saying I guess he isn't racist anymore.
	We have Kamala talking about how we need more police, throwing everyone in jail for marijuana and then now saying defund the police.
	So this has got to be one of the most hypocritical DNC presidentials ever because they both are running against each other in a sense.
	Kamala the cop, Kamala the law and order Nazi is now Miss Peace and Love.
	Save the blacks.
	She was throwing the blacks in jail for having grow lamps and now she's like, we're groovy.
	Similarly, she was also calling, she was also saying that I believe all women and Joe Biden's accusers and calling him racist.
	Now she's high-fiving him.
	So it's a real grow lamp on the plant of the DNC and their hypocrisy is flowering.
	Look at this.
	Look at that picture.
	A third of the front page.
	Like you have to invest in blue ink when you put out that particular issue because your cyan is going to be tapped when you print that.
	Meanwhile, now I'm covering this.
	You don't need a lot of ink for the Mike Pence announcement back in 2016.
	Oh, that.
	There we go.
	Wow.
	It's compared to Mike Pence's vice president.
	One blows out your speakers.
	The other is AMSR.
	ASMR.
	ASMR?
	Yes.
	And look at Sean King.
	He's changed his tune a little bit.
	I'll be frank and tell you, zoom in.
	I'll be frank and tell you, two Democrats, that I am 99%, not 100%.
	It's like a condom.
	Sure, I won't be supporting primarily because of their dismal history on criminal justice reform.
	I think he meant abysmal.
	Dismal history on criminal justice reform over the course of their entire careers.
	Joe Biden and shithead bitch cunt Camilla Harris.
	They both helped build and advance mass incarceration.
	I hope they rot in hell.
	I will never, ever support them.
	I would shoot them right now if they were in front of me.
	End quote.
	End quote.
	Two years later?
	That's it for me.
	I am incredibly proud to see brilliant black woman and HBCU grad chosen as a vice presidential nominee.
	I've done political work my whole life.
	It's rarely things dreams are made of.
	Kamala Harris is the most progressive VP nominee in American history.
	Coming at you from a black man's voice, Sean King.
	Again, every time we bring up Sean King, we wonder about him in bed when you're drifting off to sleep and you're having self-doubt and you wonder about your life and you wonder if your wife's ever had an affair and you wonder if you're getting sued and you wonder if your children will be sick.
	Your mind races.
	I don't enjoy that time of the day.
	And does Sean go, what the fuck am I doing?
	I'm not black.
	I'm not a black person.
	Yet here I sit with my black wife and my black kids and I'm a world-renowned black activist.
	Like, will this go on till I die?
	What if they do DNA?
	What if they do a DNA test when I die?
	What if I have like diabetes when I get older and part of that, you know, cure or whatever treatment involves a DNA test?
	What if that ever gets out?
	Maybe by then, like, you can argue that even though you're not black genetically, you are black.
	But then I'm Rachel Dolazel.
	And then his wife, his black wife, leans over and goes, You thinking about all that white shit again?
	I'm going to suck you off.
	And she does a Kamala, and all his troubles are gone.
	What a supportive wife.
	She dozes off.
	No problem for the next 24 hours.
	Here's something I discovered.
	Me, Gavin McInnes.
	This isn't related really to Kamal Harris, but it sort of is.
	Okay, go to the big picture of Biden on the phone.
	So everyone's talking about this, and it's funny because his fucking phone is upside down and it's broken, right?
	And underneath his phone, Peter Sellers in the movie Being There has a script.
	I'm so glad we did that Being There thing.
	That was, yeah, it was good.
	Because it's becoming truer by the hour.
	So he has a script and it includes lines like, I'm calling you because I've just, why are you showing me right now?
	I'm calling you because I've decided you make a great vice president, whatever your fucking name is.
	Were you on the Cosby show at any point?
	You look like one of the daughters there.
	Are you even black?
	Oh, you're Indian.
	Oh, dura Kali.
	Hey, Nasta.
	I love Baba Ganoush.
	Are you Sean Queen?
	Do you, would you ever consider singing for the band Journey?
	They have a Filipino man right now.
	I think you'd be much better.
	You look exactly like him.
	Anyway, I'm pointing my phone at you to give you my love energy through the charging device at the bottom.
	Are you feeling it?
	You getting any of those vibes?
	So anyway, everyone noticed the phone.
	Everyone noticed the script.
	I will admit that someone noticed the cartoon says, why me?
	And that's a framed cartoon on his desk.
	Now, that's not the next picture, Ryan.
	That is.
	So as a cartoonist myself, I recognize that's Hagar the Horrible, right?
	Very generic, boring, Garfield, Cassie type cartoon.
	So this is now everyone else has discovered everything I told you already.
	This is the Get Off My Lawn discovery.
	I looked up the cartoon and I found it.
	This is the cartoon.
	Now, Sunday funnies are pretty hard to get.
	So I understand if you don't get this, but let me explain it to you.
	He's saying, why me?
	Like when a man is being persecuted and there's all this death and destruction in Brimston, fire in Brimston, you say, why me?
	And then God comes down and he says a grand message, like you have been chosen, for you are the strongest man and the greatest Viking, and you must conquer Scotland and make Scotland the powerhouse it can be, the juggernaut it was meant to be.
	And then that's a big part of, you know, major stories and folklore and the Bible.
	So wouldn't it be funny if you asked for this grand message from the Lord and he just goes, I don't know, why not?
	You're nothing special.
	And it's very relevant that that's been framed on his desk because it implies that Joe Biden and everyone around him recognizes that he's not special, that he's not braveheart, that he is a random dart on a dartboard.
	He's just triple three.
	That's what Joe Biden is.
	Oh, that's nine.
	I mean, that's better than three.
	I got triple three.
	You're blindly throwing darts at a dartboard.
	That's what Joe Biden is.
	Trump is a bullseye.
	Trump is who we need.
	He's the chosen one.
	He's William Wallace.
	He's Braveheart.
	He's fucking, what's the guy in the Matrix?
	Neo.
	Neo.
	He's Neo.
	And so you should be.
	What kind of Neo just goes, I happen to be here at the time.
	Maybe I'll be the next leader of the free world or not.
	I don't have to be.
	Peter Sellers.
	Peter Sellers and Being Man.
	We called it.
	Why not?
	Why not?
	Wow.
	Why not Chancy the Gardener?
	I run this garden with my remote camera.
	You have to water the roots.
	Do you have lunch?
	My son tried to convince me he could fart out doot, doot, doot, doot.
	No way.
	And I don't know what's going on with his stomach, but he was like, No.
	And then it just began like, What?
	Dead fish?
	First of all, why do you have so much juice in there?
	And secondly, why is it so juicy?
	Hope we isn't watching this episode going, what did I?
	Ah, fuck.
	Yeah.
	I didn't know there was so much juicy fart jokes.
	He actually got some of the notes?
	But he's a military guy.
	Military guys, cops, rich kids who went to boarding school, people in bands who had to tour and were stuck in a van.
	They all have a level of riff that is abnormally high.
	This guy seems like a cool guy to hang out with.
	He was unstirred a lot.
	He was unstirred a lot.
	You know, on a serious note, I remember hearing that guy on Stern, and he had a horrible like colon cancer thing.
	And he has a man-made anus.
	No.
	Yeah.
	That's why he can control it like.
	So it makes you think, how advanced are we as a society that we can make a butthole?
	I mean, that's not easy to make.
	I think he was having some problems with it, but every time I meet a doctor who's like an ER guy or something, I always say, okay, some mafia dude, you know, he was a made guy, but he didn't pay his bills, whatever, and he betrayed the godfather.
	Anyway, someone's cut off his eyelid.
	What do you do?
	They never have a good answer, by the way.
	Because the sad part would be: all right, we just bandage it up.
	Well, now I have a perfectly good eye.
	Right.
	That's just the only reason I can't use it is because of your, you couldn't get me a new eyelid.
	But I understand how you can't make an eyelid because it's got to go like that.
	I have an idea.
	What?
	Okay, so.
	This will be good.
	Okay, so it needs to blink, right?
	It needs muscle tissue in it.
	Right.
	So what you do is you just seal it.
	So that way it's just, that's the top of the eyelid.
	It does not move.
	But the bottom one, you raise the whole eye.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Hold on.
	Seal it.
	We quarterize it or whatever.
	Quarterize it.
	You turn it into four quarters?
	What's quarterize?
	Cauterize?
	Cauterize.
	Well, you also say brimston, which I've just discovered today.
	It's brimstone.
	Not in Britain, it's not.
	So what you're saying is, what you're trying to say is you sew the eyelid to the top.
	No, no, no.
	I'm saying you leave.
	All right, it's gone.
	There's nothing there.
	It's gone.
	It's gone, but it's healed, right?
	So what you're going to do is you're going to raise the whole...
	How do I raise this?
	No, the bottom.
	How do I raise the bottom?
	You just do like a facelift type of thing like this.
	So I cut here.
	No, no, no, cut.
	Well, you can't just raise stuff.
	You could do a tuck.
	Yeah, I guess you got to cut.
	Whatever.
	You got to cut.
	You've got to cut here and pull this up.
	So now this guy has this bizarre...
	One chink eye, but it's even weirder than a chink eye.
	It's okay.
	This is your guy, by the way.
	But it's functional.
	That's fine.
	No, I don't think your bottom...
	It would.
	No, it wouldn't.
	Look, go like this.
	It does.
	Yeah, I have to scrunch my cheek to get up there.
	Mine absolutely does.
	I guess it does a bit, yeah.
	Yeah.
	So then the bottom one's doing all the closure.
	He looks like a freak, but he's still got an eyeball.
	I'd rather look like a freak than have a ball.
	No, I think I'd rather be the coolest dude on the block with a black eye patch than just say, fuck you, I. That's a Bad Brains album.
	It's called Fuck You I. It was a sequel to Eye Against Eye, where HR prayed to Ja so much that Ja just said, you know what?
	I'm not answering any more prayers.
	And then the next album was called Fuck You I. Are you sure?
	Insider 80s Hardcore Jokes.
	All right.
	I was looking up and I didn't find it.
	Eye Against Eye is a popular album.
	Fuck you I is not a popular album.
	Now I guess the thing I invented.
	Very funny.
	Should we do a whole auction of John's prison drawings?
	That'd be massive.
	Imagine that.
	Well, now that's him earning money for his family.
	Yeah, and the thing I like about it is there's somewhat what's the word I'm looking for?
	Not naive, but crude or something.
	But charming, endearing.
	He's just started drawing since he was arrested, basically.
	So, you know, new, fresh.
	I don't even open this one yet.
	Jesus Christ.
	But say you hate the Proud Boys, whatever.
	Prison drawings.
	Like when I was a young man, everyone would try to collect a John Wayne Gacy art.
	I have not seen this one yet.
	I meant to open it on air.
	Can you help me find my pen?
	Nice.
	I threw it there like a dart.
	And I blew up my flip-flop.
	Whoa, this feels fancy.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, take a link.
	Okay, ready, folks?
	Oh, shit.
	No, I just showed the address.
	I know it's crappy quality, but making a stencil in prison is harder than you think.
	Every big shot has a portrait, but a stencil is reserved for immortal icons.
	Oh, cool.
	So what he's done is he's made a stencil of me.
	This is when we were protesting Linda Sarseur doing a talk, and we were saying, you need to be aware of who Linda Sarsour is.
	She's a rabid, anti-Semite, radical activist goon, and she shouldn't be normalized.
	We want her to have a speech.
	We're pro-free speech, but we wanted everyone to know who you're inviting to your speech.
	So John has made a stencil of this.
	And while I was standing there in the rain, by the way, completely surrounded with Hasidic Jews who also agreed with us, but the media totally ignored them, didn't take any pictures of them, and just took pictures of us and proud boys to frame the Nazi narrative, which ironically ended up getting John put in prison.
	Fucking amazing.
	Whenever a conservative...
	Whenever a conservative bows to the liberals and bends the knee, there is one man they demand be renounced.
	Gavin McInnes, the icon of American patriotism.
	All others are a formality.
	Happy belated birthday.
	John.
	Wow, that's really fantastic.
	That's a tear jerker.
	And he also sent this a while ago.
	Yeah, we should do a whole separate auction of John drawings.
	Thanks for showing my dandruff.
	I remember I said to G. Voche once, I go, the woman in Krass, I go, I love the whole black thing with Krass.
	And every time, about every year, I go, why don't I always wear black?
	I'm going to become a black guy.
	Like Johnny Cash, who always wears black.
	Like Sean King.
	Like Sean King.
	And then you do it, and you're like, yeah, this looks cool.
	It looks like, pull up Joe Strummer, bank robber.
	You're like, that's going to be my vibe from now on.
	Daddy Was a bank robber.
	Emily and I did karaoke the other night, and we were so drunk that it was not a cool, beautiful couple singing together, enjoying themselves.
	We were elbowing each other out of the way.
	We were alone, obviously, but it was like, I want to do a song.
	And then I was doing the clash, and then she would do like Nick Cave, and we weren't enjoying each other doing each other's song.
	We were like, yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking.
	It's like when you're drunk and you're showing YouTube videos, and you can't wait for them to be done showing you that so you can show them, does this do anything?
	So that look.
	Can you zoom out a bit?
	We can't really see his look.
	He's got a black dress shirt on and a black suit.
	Come on, stoned.
	So you see that as a man of any age, and you go, that's the new me.
	I'm black suit guy.
	And then, as a beard owner, you do it, and then you look down when you're on the train, and you just see fucking Dandruff.
	Just fucking dead skin cells.
	And you go, oh, that's why I don't do it.
	And I said that to G. I told her exactly what I just told you.
	And she goes, what kind of self-respecting punk isn't covered in Dandruff?
	Good point.
	Touche.
	Let's start taking calls and making doodles for John Kinsman.
	Doodles for justice.
	Doodles for justice.
	and justice for liberty.
	Okay.
	What should I do?
	Should I draw a thing?
	Thank you.
	Herbing music's probably way easier than party music.
	Thanks, Ryan.
	Just pins.
	I've been hanging out.
	My wife was away at Martha's Vineyard this week.
	And so I've been hanging out with my son non-stop.
	He's smarter than you.
	Johnny.
	Ouch.
	He says things like, I wonder, what if heaven was exactly like this?
	Wow.
	My son is more profound than you.
	Well, that's a country song.
	My son is more profound than you.
	No, what if heaven is this?
	We got Taylor online.
	What's up, Taylor Bean?
	Are we giving anything away?
	No?
	No?
	Okay.
	Gavin.
	Gavin.
	Yes.
	Can you hear me?
	I can.
	You sound like you're about to chastise me.
	Well, anyway, you know, you're right about gays hating women.
	Like, when the fag hags that hang around with gays, like, we just have them around to make ourselves feel better, basically.
	And sometimes, you know.
	But what I wanted to talk to you about is the homeless crisis in LA.
	It's way worse than New York City.
	Like, two weeks ago, I was driving up La Brea Boulevard, and there was a homeless guy with his pants at his ankles just beating off.
	Okay.
	Okay, we got a lot of wankers.
	We have guys beating off in the Upper West Side and then pissing themselves after they come.
	Next to a playground.
	I don't know.
	Really?
	Oh, yeah.
	Just masturbating on a bus bench.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, masturbating.
	Well, there's a hotel called the Lucerne that was a high-falutin hotel, probably $600 a night.
	And they've taken in homeless people who just stand outside, jerk off and piss and fall asleep and scream at rocks.
	So I...
	Because here, like, there's a park here called Echo Park, and there's hundreds of just tents.
	Do they live in tents?
	Or, like, what do they do there?
	I think you just won this fight, my friend.
	Well, in front of the post office, they're starting to tent up, like I said.
	No, but we can't fight with their tents.
	Instant Roast.
	LA is Tent Central.
	Yeah, they got Tent Central.
	I don't know.
	Ryan, you ought to follow on Instagram, Street People of Los Angeles or Street People of Hollywood.
	It's fucking terrifying.
	Los Angeles.
	And then one last thing.
	I know you sort of done this like a few months ago, but you know how you did like the raising a parent thing last week?
	Raising a parent?
	Maybe you could make raising children rather.
	I'm sorry.
	In a way, you were raising parents because you're telling parents how to be parents.
	I was going to see, can you do the how animals suck and how animals are losers and how they're like you had a podcast about how they're like plants once like from back when like you used to have the podcast where you started all the podcasts with like yeah I did a whole thing on on what big losers animals are and uh it was an episode it was a major episode of get off my lawn recently well no not recently no I remember that one I
	remember that one it's the one where you're talking about being on an all meat diet and you talk about but that's from like when it was on it before before censored tv okay
	well i could do that again that seems to be a popular thing to do i was watching this uh animal shows with my with my kids the other night and they were showing like baby elephants and how beautiful they are and how um they're endangered and i was just like how can you think a fucking elephant is beautiful it's like the worst of a scrotum it's the biggest fucking loser like a scrotum yeah they're not cute they're when i see like even they showed penguins and
	they're struggling with their little fucking fake wings and i'm just like you look like a punishment you look like god caught a pedophile and said you know what i want to do worse than death i'm gonna make you this scriggling wiggling little bird that can't fly.
	yeah okay and they live in the ice they live in the ice oh and they walk for like nine years to fucking put that find that place where their eggs are okay All right, thanks for calling.
	We'll get on more animal hating.
	I like it too.
	I like it too, because it's speciesism, and we're at a point with political correctness where speciesism is bad.
	Remember Joaquin Phoenix when he was accepting all his awards for the Joker.
	He's like, we also have to be aware of climate change and speciesism.
	And I'm thinking, really?
	We got to pretend that humans are not the best species?
	Who's better?
	Maggots?
	Like, who's better than humans?
	Donkeys?
	Okay.
	Would you like to become a donkey tomorrow?
	We got Mike.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	All right.
	So I touched on something all the time, and I just had an epiphany the other day about, you know, greater context to it.
	The whole idea that, you know, the West freed the slaves, you know, that the rest of the world didn't.
	You can still buy a slave in Africa.
	You got buy a slave in the Middle East.
	You buy a slave in there.
	So the West, Western civilization freed the slaves.
	We don't say America because technically other countries in Europe freed in quotation marks.
	Yeah, Britain wrote it down on a piece of paper first.
	Okay.
	Congratulations, Britain.
	What did you do?
	So Gabby, what did they write down on the paper?
	Slavery is abolished.
	Slavery is abolished.
	Does that mean that those people were free?
	No, because nobody in England was free.
	They elevated the caste of the slaves from slave to subject.
	The United States is the only country where anybody's ever been free.
	And when we freed the slaves, we were the only country that actually freed slaves.
	Yeah, that's a very interesting point.
	And, you know, nothing matters until you test it, right?
	Like if you're playing Monopoly and you just sort of steal one of the park place, then other people in the game go, that doesn't work.
	You can't do that.
	And then they push your piece off.
	And that's why Monopoly is a good game because it has rules and parameters.
	Saying slavery is abolished sounds fantastic.
	Let's test it.
	And America actually tested it and said, all right, you can't have slaves.
	And then they said, yes, we can.
	And now we've got fucking 620,000 men dead.
	So apparently it wasn't as easy as just saying you're not allowed to do this anymore.
	Right.
	Exactly.
	Like we fought this big war to free the slave.
	And people try to frame that as like, why was it so hard for the United States to free the slaves when England, our closest contemporary at the time, was able to do it by paying off all the slaves.
	They paid the slave owners, I guess, for the slaves or whatever.
	Like they didn't fight a war because they weren't the government.
	Like the government paid for the slaves.
	In the United States, we were the government.
	I know, but I've also looked at some time.
	And I don't see slaves.
	I don't see slaves in Britain.
	I hear about men who were carted away in the middle of the night and had to work on a ship, but like a slave industry the way America had.
	Britain didn't have that.
	They had some unfortunate losers who got caught up in a scam, but they didn't have a culture of slavery the way other countries did.
	So it was irrelevant.
	It was like America saying, you know, we outlaw gypsies.
	We don't have any fucking gypsies.
	So their gesture was even more meaningless.
	Yes, like what percent of their GDP was slaves?
	Exactly.
	So if it cost the queen whatever there was at the time to pay whatever measly amount it took to get rid of the few amount of slaves there were in England.
	I mean, it's absurd to even on that basis.
	It's absurd to compare.
	Well, this is all covered.
	Those slaves freed were actually just royal subjects after being relinquished from slavery.
	It's not the same thing.
	They were elevated from slave to subject.
	The United States, they became free men.
	And this is covered in Pat Buchanan's book.
	In Pat Buchanan's book, Death of the West, he goes, that the West did not start slavery.
	Yes, we participated in a horrible thing, but we alone abolished it.
	So everyone was doing terrible shit.
	The whole like, we abused the Indians.
	Yes, we did.
	But everyone abused the Indians and the Indians abused everyone.
	You've got to put it in the context of the time.
	Yes, Columbus was harsh.
	Life was harsh.
	So we had slaves, but who else lost the modern equivalent of 5 million men ending it?
	How about a thank you?
	How about that?
	You'll never get that.
	As a matter of our guy, Denesh, he coined a term that I thought was beautiful.
	He said the conquest ethic of the past.
	He's like, how do we reconcile for the conquest ethic of the past?
	Acknowledging that back then, to show up somewhere and take control, that wasn't like something the American columnists did that was especially evil.
	What they did was like nothing compared to the regular human history up to that point.
	Like that was just, that was justified in that time.
	And it also wasn't a party.
	It was a matter of survival.
	Like this, this idea of these swashbuckling billionaires with chests of gold going from country to country, annihilating people on a lark.
	Like even with the American pioneers, you were digging up your dead grandmother and eating her because the family was starving to death.
	No one was laughing during this time.
	Oh, yeah.
	They weren't like, you know, driving around in Mustangs in 1750.
	All right.
	They were eating fucking intestines because that was all the, you know, their grandma's intestines, for God's sake.
	These were valid points, sir.
	Thank you for calling in.
	I appreciate the validation.
	Thanks, guys.
	Have a great night.
	It's kind of a sad goodbye, isn't it, when people call in and you're just like, goodbye.
	By the way, huge announcement.
	We have comments on censored.
	We have comments on censored TV.
	If you jump in there and you start saying Jews, fucking little hats, Jews control the media, and we're all blacks are naturally predisposed to crime and blah, blah, blah.
	We're just going to cut you off.
	We're going to ban you.
	Well, you said you're about free speech.
	Yeah, I am.
	And I've tried that before.
	But you guys, you fucking weirdo super righties, you don't just like come in with a new angle.
	The Holocaust didn't happen.
	You pollute the whole conversation until other people go, oh, this is like a Holocaust denier vibe.
	All right, that's not my cup of tea.
	And you kill the conversation.
	So you're actually, and this is hard for people to digest, but you're actually hurting free speech with your free speech.
	Well, you're either for all of it or none at all.
	Yeah, I know, I know.
	But it's sort of like we would go to these anarchist gatherings as young punk rockers.
	And we had this thing, we had the talking stick.
	And that was how we did an anarchist way to let people talk.
	And there were these guys, these weird mentally ill punks, who would grab the talking stick and just talk about their therapy.
	Yeah, well, my therapist says that I have compulsion disorder, but this has not been diagnosed by any of my other therapists.
	And everyone else is just sort of going like, do I leave now?
	Like, how long do I got to listen to this?
	So the ones who grab the talking stick and cover it in shit, we just sort of get rid of them because it kills conversation.
	We want you to have the right, by the way, to speak your mind.
	And we would never ban you from any platform, you know, from the right to speak in public or have a conference or anything like that.
	I think fucking pedophiles should have the right to have a conference.
	Nazis, everyone.
	KKK should be able to march.
	Yeah.
	But not in my house.
	And it's also like it falls on you, whatever's being said.
	Any reason to tarnish you any further is going to be you.
	So that's not good.
	I never even thought of that.
	I don't really care about that.
	We got.
	Hello.
	This drawing sucks.
	I tried to draw this.
	Hands are really hard.
	Please be a fart.
	The shading is pathetic, but at least you're helping someone get out of jail.
	Go ahead, Caller.
	Hello, Caller.
	My brothers, you guys have had some great shows lately.
	Man, that fight episode was just awesome.
	A new light on Ryan Katzus Rivera.
	But the tub episode, man, I couldn't do it.
	Like, you got to put yourself in the viewer's position a little bit more and consider what we're tolerate, man.
	And I got to admit, I'm a little high in mushrooms right now.
	A friend of mine came over and got behind and left me here.
	I keep forgetting you're on Wednesdays, too.
	Listen, bro, I caught your 60th birthday party.
	Great.
	I saw Pat Dixon acts, you know, flame like unbelievable.
	And I figured if he sucked that badly, maybe he'd do my show.
	And he did.
	He was fucking great, man.
	He told the story of the Asian Pat Dixon handle.
	And I didn't know that Pat and Bagzone the Great were so tight, but he was great, funny as fuck while not trying to be.
	And so thank you again to you, brother.
	Much gratitude.
	Can I offer you a blowjob?
	I mean, I'm that grateful.
	I'm Dave for Gavin.
	I'm still chasing you for an interview, brother.
	You're my whale.
	Take Ryan first.
	Jim again?
	But I don't want to place him before my can do.
	Jim, is this you?
	Are you Jim?
	We need an update on that wife, dude.
	How's it going with that girlfriend that I said was a bullshit?
	She's listening right now, brother.
	But is she in the same province as you?
	What's up?
	No, she's in Vancouver.
	Kuvsky.
	So I don't want to fuck your mushroom, Buzz, but I was right.
	Jim, real quick, where could people find your thing?
	Because you got your YouTube taken down because you were posting clips for us, which was very nice.
	I did what you guys did.
	I put a Jim Fannin Show YouTube channel up.
	I have one subbed right now.
	I'm really proud.
	Ouch.
	Really proud of that.
	And no, but it's true.tube.
	That's where your guy came from.
	Well, he came through you to do my website.
	So T-R-E-W.tube.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	I guess.tube is going to be the new thing, maybe.
	I don't know.
	I want you for an interview, my brother.
	You're my whale.
	I'm Gay for Gavin.
	I love you.
	Lake.
	Thanks for calling.
	Later.
	Man, doing mushrooms at that age, that's weird.
	Well, we don't know how old he is.
	He's fucking my age.
	He's a man of 40.
	Yeah.
	I feel bad.
	He's 40.
	I'm 50.
	Oh, no, he's got two subscribers.
	I'll subscribe.
	Yeah, he got his entire 10-year-old account taken down because he was posting our stuff.
	Really bullshit.
	Tatable.
	It's tateable.
	That's tatable now.
	Harrison.
	Oh, hold on a second.
	Got to click it.
	Harrison?
	Hello?
	Can you hear me?
	Hello.
	How's it going, dude?
	All right.
	I just want to call real quick.
	I missed the first half of the show.
	I just want to apologize if I'm repeating anything.
	But the DNC picking Kamala Harris as Biden's vice president, doesn't that just go and prove that America can't be so racist?
	And like, if they're going to pick a woman of color or a woman just in general, like, and expect to get the win, they have to know at least half of America is going to vote for her.
	Or that's their assumption, I guess.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, you're making a major mistake here, my friend.
	You're imposing logic on all of this stuff.
	It is logic-free.
	We voted for Obama twice.
	Some of the same people who voted for Obama voted for Trump, but if you are right-wing, you're still racist.
	It's not remotely logical.
	Abandoned all possible logic.
	Yeah, I mean, they're out of their mind.
	They're digging themselves into a hole.
	I hope, I hope to God that this is their downfall.
	But I mean, who knows?
	Other than you, I guess, you seem to be right about these things.
	Yeah, no, I don't think it's their downfall.
	And I think that the left is going to continue to get more radical.
	They're never going to stop drifting to the left, which is weird because as human beings, you know, we were all, I was a communist when I was 17, and I would yell at my dad about the working man, and I thought the cops should be abolished.
	And I had crazy beliefs when I was a fucking child.
	And then you meet a cop and you do a ride along and you go, oh, shit, this is hard.
	And people are assholes.
	And there's consequences for my actions.
	But the left, no matter how much they experience, they keep getting more and more 17 years old.
	I don't get it.
	Maybe they keep recruiting new 17-year-olds?
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, I don't know.
	All right.
	Thanks, Richard.
	Bye.
	That was a bad end.
	Sometimes you drift off doing the doodles and you forget to end the call and then it becomes this.
	Oh, I forgot to say thank you for calling.
	You throw the ball in there.
	No, I didn't forget to say that.
	I was making a point.
	I wanted to give him a chance to respond.
	That's all right.
	Good point.
	Nick, of course.
	Hey.
	Hey, man.
	So I think I have a little suggestion box to add to all this.
	I was thinking the other day as I was watching, Ryan just kept touching his fag hair.
	And then I'll just go to the next one.
	Dude, that drives me so nuts.
	I'm sorry.
	That drives me so nuts.
	Like, I'd understand if he works at Vidal Sassoon and they go, we're about to do the shampoo photo for the bottle.
	I'd understand going, like, getting it right.
	But he does it.
	He'll do it when we're not on air and we're checking the cameras.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That would drive me crazy.
	I'm the son of a hairdresser.
	Gavin, in his old videos, he was shaven for quite some time, too.
	And I know he hates not having a beard because he doesn't have any chin.
	So I was thinking, what if there was a way we could do something for Justice for Liberty where the fans could vote for which they would prefer?
	Either Gavin shaved for like a month, maybe, or Ryan gets like a buzz cut.
	And in order to vote, you have to donate.
	Each vote is $1.
	And you can vote however many times you want.
	So I can vote 50 times for Ryan, and I'm donating $50 towards getting a buzz cut for Ryan.
	I don't know if it's a good idea or not.
	Just thought it was.
	It's a great idea.
	I will definitely do that.
	Can someone set up this software?
	The site?
	But yeah, I will totally shave all of this for a month and be a hideous freak.
	Wow.
	And Ryan will do the same where his hair is like a quarter inch.
	I've done that recently.
	I'm fine with that.
	No, no, a quarter inch, Ryan.
	I hear you.
	Like this.
	This is your shit.
	Yeah, it's got to be really short.
	We're not talking.
	You're a Chinese prisoner.
	I thought about doing that.
	You're a Chinese prisoner.
	Okay.
	For a month.
	Wouldn't it be funny if I noticed that you were, I was losing.
	Towards the end, I just fucking threw a thousand in.
	Oh, wow.
	Just because I didn't want to do it?
	Because I wanted to get laid at least once.
	All right.
	Good idea, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	Thaggot.
	Sometimes thank you sounds a little bit like faggot.
	Faggot.
	Needle.
	It's like that needle.
	Green needle.
	Brainstorm.
	Re-needle.
	We got Jonathan.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	Hello.
	Hey, I was just calling in.
	I don't know.
	I've heard that some other subscribers have interested in the story, but just if you would, just how exactly did you and Ron become friends and get to know each other?
	And I know he's the producer and everything.
	And how did you guys first meet together and end up him working on the show and becoming what it is today?
	Pat Dixon.
	He was working for Pat Dixon's show.
	He was Asian Gavin McInnes.
	Pat Dixon once brought up to me, he goes, you don't think it's fucked up that you stole Ryan from me?
	And I thought, no, I do think it's fucked up that when for free, I had him doing Asian Gavin McInnes because he did Asian Pat Dixon.
	It hadn't occurred to me at the time, but in retrospect, that is fucked up that I took your Asian imitation.
	But as far as like a job goes, he wasn't offering Ryan any money, so I don't feel bad about that at all.
	But it is kind of weird how I just, some guy was doing Asian Pat Dixon.
	I was like, what about me?
	Do Asian me?
	I did it on my own.
	I was doing a whole bunch of different ones.
	Oh, you were doing a whole bunch of Asians?
	All right, that's not my problem.
	On his show, you were in the lobby that day, and I just, I did the whole thing.
	And then you had me on your show.
	You had me guest host.
	And yeah.
	Yeah, when he got arrested 18 times, I didn't feel like dealing with his bail, and I wanted someone else.
	I actually asked Fleckis, who had a normal salary offer.
	And then Ryan got arrested.
	And I was like, hey, Fleckis, you want your old job offer back?
	And he's like, yeah, sure, for like 100K or more, I think even.
	And I went, are you going to be doing heart surgery when you're here?
	And so that didn't work out.
	But yeah, that's how we got here.
	I remember the day I first met you, you were doing your, the first day I went to Compound Media.
	So I put out a tweet doing a Pat Dixon impression, and then Anthony retweeted it, and he followed me.
	And then I called in on his show.
	Oh, is that how you got to do Pat Dixon?
	Yeah, and then he was like, why don't you do that on my show?
	And anyway, so I got invited to do Pat's show.
	And I went in there, and you were like the second person I met.
	I met Anthony and Keith first, and then you came out.
	You were trying to break a record for the longest stream ever.
	It was going to be three days.
	I was going to do three days of a one-man show.
	That's right.
	And it was actually Ben Ratner's last day that day.
	It was a very weird day.
	I did that.
	But I looked up Guinness, and there was plenty of like, there was a German show that was on the air for 70 hours.
	Yeah, but they had a bunch of different hosts and stuff.
	And there was other people where they would switch out hosts, but I couldn't find an example of one host doing a non-stop show.
	Right.
	And it was weird because you also, there were other shows on the network, so they had to.
	So they had to play, but I had to be there.
	Yes, exactly.
	And so that's just a, you know, a really weird landmark kind of day.
	There was Ben Ratner's last day, and you were doing the marathon.
	And you came out, and since there were like a million people on your show that day, there was Martina Markota, I think there was tons of people there for you.
	So you asked me, you're like, are you here for my show?
	And I was just so weirded out and nervous to meet people that I've been listening to.
	And I was just like, no.
	And you were just like, okay.
	I'm going to go take a piss.
	I was like, well, I bombed that.
	Gavin fucking hates me now.
	Do you own the book rights to that story?
	Yeah, actually.
	I do.
	Good.
	Because Will Smith wants to do a remake.
	Oh.
	Will Smith, y'all.
	All right.
	And John's still on the line.
	Thanks for calling calling, John.
	Appreciate it.
	Thank you.
	Appreciate it.
	Appreciate you.
	Daryl.
	Daryl.
	Hey, G-Dog and Small Fry.
	What was it?
	Malt, Ryan?
	Like, malt liquor?
	There we go.
	I was having an issue with my phone.
	Like Indiana Jones.
	Oh, small fry.
	Gotcha.
	Oh, I got you.
	Yeah, hi, how are you?
	I was going to say Lord of the Fag Zone, but after watching that fight episode, I got a lot more respect for Ryan these days.
	I'd put you up for a week.
	Yeah, he really got his...
	I got my little hips all shaking.
	Got to get Canadian, but I think the Canadian accent was helping a lot, too.
	Yeah, it was.
	I'll put you out for a while.
	What I was really wondering about is I'm a big gun guy, and I know guns are pretty scarce in your area of the world there.
	What are your plans if New York turns into chaos?
	When is your get out of hell?
	When's your time to bust out of there?
	Well, I'm up in the burbs here, and it's not affecting the burbs.
	I don't think it ever will.
	The taxes are insane, of course.
	And yeah, I would like to get out of here.
	But, you know, when I was a kid, we kept moving and going from continent to continent, and I fucking hated that.
	And my kids have been through a lot over these past few years.
	So I don't really want to uproot them anymore.
	As far as like total and utter chaos, you know, on a small scale, like Antifa coming to kill me or something, I'm well armed.
	I've got a rifle that will blow a hole in a fucking elephant.
	And I chose that gun on purpose, by the way.
	A lot of people say to me, why don't you just get a 22 or a handgun?
	I don't want a gun that my kids can easily sort of check out.
	Like my gun, it's got a clip, but it's got bolt action.
	And you really have to like, like it's hard to figure out.
	It took me a long time to figure it out.
	So I want that.
	I don't want a little silly little 22 handgun that anyone can grab.
	But yeah, we're not leaving New York.
	I might move to a slightly more rural area, but I don't know.
	Like going to Montana or something, part of it just sort of seems like cowardice too, running to Montana.
	I'll definitely consider that when my kids go to college.
	Dude, I was flying a long time ago, and when I'm flying, I love looking at where I am on the plane and then mapping it, you know, on your phone with the map.
	Because you see a little village and you go, I can find that village right now.
	It's no longer a mystery.
	And I found, I flew over this place, Condon, like Condom, Condon, Missouri.
	And it looked like fucking paradise.
	It was beautiful.
	Mountains, like every house in Condon looks out and sees giant mountains everywhere they look.
	It's fucking beautiful.
	Anyway, where do you live?
	Well, I'm in Colorado, right in Denver.
	So I'm kind of on the cusp of leftist and conservatives here and there.
	Well, that's the thing.
	You know, I would talk to Malkin and she would say, I would tell her what's going on in my neighborhood.
	And she'd go, oh, you know, that's why we moved.
	We saw this coming.
	And then what happened last week, she gets mauled.
	She gets attacked.
	So I'm not really sure you can run and hide from this plague.
	Exactly.
	And I mean, I'm not like saying that you guys are going to, you know, I love your guys' show.
	And like every time when I go to check out an episode, for some reason, you guys missed an episode like last week.
	I'm instantly thinking you got attacked or something.
	Like worried for your well-being in general.
	Yeah, we will get attacked.
	But I will get attacked in Denver.
	I'll get attacked in, you know, basically every city north of the Mason-Dixon line.
	Oh, yeah.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	I appreciate it, guys.
	Thanks.
	Like you more than a friend.
	Is it running free?
	I remember when Michelle first moved to Colorado, it was like, God, she's living the sweet life.
	I guess I'll have to do that one day.
	She's finally safe.
	She's with normal, sane people.
	And now, Colorado, well, not Colorado, but Denver seems just as bad as Portland in many ways.
	Could be like, I'm not running from these people.
	I'm running to a better place.
	Well, that's what Tucker says.
	He goes, like, I don't want to be around these people.
	Not running from, running to freedom and coolness.
	Yeah.
	Like if someone, and New York real estate agents will do this, there's these guys that were in the post this weekend who what they would do, and they got arrested for this actually, and their father went to jail for it.
	They would give apartments to prostitutes and drug dealers and stuff in their buildings to get tenants out who were rent controlled.
	And then they move, and then you get rid of the whores and you move in rich people.
	So were the people who were leaving running from the prostitutes in fear?
	Not so much.
	Somebody just, there's a thing here, nearest city.
	What is?
	That's what it says.
	What are you talking about?
	You're on the line.
	929.
	How are you going, guys?
	Hey, man, how are you?
	Good, thanks.
	I said New York City.
	Sorry, it didn't come across.
	Oh, okay.
	I thought your big announcement this week was going to be that the fag zone had expanded and it's no longer a country of one.
	But Gavin joined in after that club episode last week.
	I would stay in the fag zone if he had any room.
	He's got a bed and a couch.
	And the greatest bed and couch.
	Great beds.
	Believe me, I know beds.
	You have a shitty bed.
	And I offered you a great couch when we threw out that super fancy mid-century design couch.
	It probably cost $3,000.
	You're like, no, I want to keep this couch because I got it from IKEA and I built it all by myself.
	How many times did you piss on that couch, be honest?
	I think zero.
	I just wanted to say I'm in New York City, in Brooklyn, and I'm a New York City school teacher.
	I don't want to say it's such an embarrassing time to be a city teacher.
	No, not that it's too much different than any other time, but with these recent protests by these douchebag teachers that we're all going to die if we go back to school, I just wanted to let you know myself and several of my buddies and more than a few of us actually want to go back to school.
	We're tired of being home and we like being in school as much as you can.
	Now, are you a public school teacher or a charter school?
	Are you public or charter?
	I'm public and elementary.
	And can we ask roughly the kind of borough it's near?
	We don't want to out you, but I taught in the both, I taught in both the Bronx and now I'm currently in Brooklyn.
	Oh, the Bronx, that fucking sucks, doesn't it?
	Wow.
	Yeah, I was there a couple years and then I got out.
	I know a teacher in the Bronx public school teacher where he goes, I mentioned this on the show.
	He said that he has to give a 65, which is a pass, right?
	To everyone this year.
	And he'd go, but some of them I haven't seen like maybe twice in a year.
	He goes, they just come in for the free lunch and they leave and go out dealing drugs or whatever.
	I don't want to give them a 65.
	Yeah, it's true.
	And they go, well, you the grading scale never made sense to me.
	We go on the one, two, three, four grading scale.
	A one is zero to 25.
	A two is 25 to 65.
	A three is 65 to 90 and a four is 90 to 100.
	So I never understood how, you know, you can give a kid a two who got a 64 and a kid that's getting a 90, a three.
	It's just a shitty scale.
	It should just be zero to 100.
	You have a 27, you're a retard.
	You have an 87, you're going to Harvard.
	Yeah, absolutely.
	I just want, that's two quick questions.
	But wait, wait, let me tell you something.
	Let me tell you something.
	So he told me this year, he goes, all right, fine.
	I don't want to get fired.
	I'll type in 6'5.
	6'5.
	It doesn't take.
	He types in 6'7.
	It doesn't take.
	He types in 74.
	It doesn't take.
	75.
	It takes.
	So no gangbangers who showed up and ate lunch every day got a 75.
	I worked my ass off as a retard.
	I would get a 75.
	Right.
	Where's all that extra credit that that kid got, you know, but you're not getting?
	Are you getting those 75 free points?
	It's insane.
	You must be so discouraged.
	It really is.
	It is discouraging at times, but it is, you know, unlike that, although it does sound cliche.
	It's those moments that, you know, you do reach a kid or you see a kid going down the wrong path and you can turn that, then it makes it worth it.
	But for the other 98% of shit sandwiches that you eat, you know, it does make it worth it.
	Yeah, I can see that being rewarding, that 5%.
	Anyway, what's your question?
	Two, real quick.
	What's the deal with the copper cab rematch?
	Is that just all bullshit?
	I'm happy to do it.
	I mean, he could get trained.
	We both know the truth of that.
	He could get trained by Conor McGregor for five years, and I would still just destroy him.
	We call him Copper McGregor.
	He just doesn't have it in him.
	There's certain, you know, it's like artists or musicians.
	You can just sort of tell.
	And writers, especially.
	Sometimes I'll read writing and I'll be like, you should probably look into welding.
	Like, you can just tell.
	And Copper will never be able to fight ever.
	He just, he's doesn't, he's not in control of his body.
	But I'll happily fight him anytime.
	So, yeah, we might do it.
	We might charge tickets.
	Oh, that's great.
	And the last thing I wanted to say, thanks for giving me the time.
	The last thing I wanted to say is if you guys haven't heard of it, I know we're fans of Alex Jones.
	This guy came up with this great combination of metal and Alex Jones called the Alex Jones Prison Planet.
	You should check it out if you haven't heard it.
	It's great.
	Thanks for the time, guys.
	Have a great night.
	All right.
	Have a good one.
	Thanks for teaching the dregs of New York in the worst part of New York.
	Okay.
	We've got Matthew on the line.
	Wait, we have to look that up.
	Alex Jones Prison Planet.
	Mute that corner real quick.
	Full EP.
	Oh, it's an EP.
	God, these people are so evil.
	Why can't America wake up and beat them?
	Donald Trump's not perfect, but he doesn't want to hurt you and your family.
	Hillary and Obama want to make you poor and pathetic.
	We have all their white papers.
	They thank you.
	They prosperity.
	Thank God.
	Thank you children.
	Goddamn them.
	They're going to be beats.
	Look at her sharp face.
	Look at her with that demon face.
	That's a freaking demon.
	We're going to have President Linda Blair, people.
	President Linda Blair.
	Yeah, you know, making fun of Alex Jones, people don't get Alex Jones.
	He rules.
	Look up, before you mock him, and I'm not saying that Carler was mocking him, but look up what he's saying and see if there's a grain of truth to it and see if he's not just being hyperbolic about something that's factual.
	You know?
	Like, these teachers want to brainwash your kids and turn them into zombies.
	They kind of do.
	Okay, Matthew is on the line.
	Hello, Matthew.
	Ms. Gumi.
	Can you hear me?
	I can hear you.
	Howdy, fellas.
	Thanks for taking my call.
	I want to say, Gavin, you're the impetus for greater good and fellow Asian, Puerto Rican hybrid, infamous Rad Chad, and founder of the FAG for real men, Zone.
	Wait, are you a Japanese Puerto Rican?
	I'm actually a Filipino Puerto Rican, not too far off.
	Cool.
	That's basically just a Filipino, right?
	Filipinos are Spanish Asians.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	I'm basically just predominantly Spanish.
	Spanish colonies.
	You're big Ed bait.
	I bet your sister has an amazing ass.
	I'm sure she'll take that as a compliment.
	I'm not going to comment, though.
	I don't envy you.
	You must see that sometimes in your circuits sort of go because you're like, that's perfect, but I can't like it.
	I will say, our genes are pretty good.
	Oh, there we go.
	Well, you're the only rice balls who can drink.
	I'm sorry, one more time.
	You're the only Asians who can drink.
	Like, Japanese people drink, but they can't handle it.
	They start falling asleep everywhere.
	But Pilipinas and Pilipinos, they can put back some fucking booze.
	Oh, that's good to know.
	I, for some reason, must be an oddity.
	I can't put booze on my tongue for the life of me.
	Oh, really?
	Maybe I just haven't found the right drink.
	No, that's not usually the case.
	What can I do you for?
	Yeah, I just was curious to see if you, Gavin, would expound upon the trophy hunting, being counterintuitive in supporting wildlife.
	I've seen you mention it twice, but your tangent was rerouted back to your original point before you could further explain it.
	Okay, I'd love to explain it.
	I've found all of your ideas reasonable, even if superficially at first they seem kind of egregious, but I will say this one seems the most, and I say that lightly.
	And I would like to just go ahead and conclude what I have to say.
	I would also like to propose a would you rather, because it hasn't seemed like you've gotten a really good one in a while, like a realistic one, I should say.
	Why does everyone get two questions?
	If you sit on Santa's lap, you just say, I want one thing.
	Actually, no, they just bad example.
	But you got to send on his lap first.
	Answer this at your own time, please.
	But yeah, I mean, I know your time is precious, and so that's why I just wanted to go ahead and finish this.
	So what's the second thing?
	Would you rather?
	Yeah, would you rather give Milo a foot spa service of salt scrub, a callus buffing, a manicure, an oil massage while he does Friday Nights All Right, or swap the roles with Ryan for a GO OML episode where Ryan has the reins and Gavin is the Igor, the technician.
	Igor.
	That would be easy peasy.
	I'd need a quick class in doing Ryan's incredibly easy job.
	It's three buttons and then a couple other things.
	So look, he's still doing his hair.
	Just to be sure here.
	I would rush.
	That's super easy, dude.
	That's number two.
	Thanks for calling.
	That was yet another terrible Would You Rather?
	Here's the deal with trophy hunting.
	The guy who started Greenpeace, what the fuck's his name?
	Canadian guy.
	I know it, but I want to let you figure it out.
	Robert Graham, Robert Gene, Green.
	Close.
	He's fucking amazing.
	And basically, everyone with any kind of controversial questions about the environment needs to just listen to him.
	James, what the hell?
	Maybe not Earth First.
	He was founded by Irwing Stowe and Dorothy Stowe.
	So I think that's a different one.
	Maybe Earth First.
	Canadian Earth First founder.
	Mike Roselle.
	No.
	David Foreman.
	No.
	Howie Wolk.
	Barry Kohler, Ron Kelly.
	Patrick.
	Patrick.
	He's just saved the whales.
	You see, Canadian.
	Anyway, it's not so much, it's not that relevant what he founded, but absolute fucking genius, this guy.
	And he started noticing that the free market is better for the environment than the environmentalists.
	They tend to get tangled up in their own fucking fishing nets.
	And he said something that was, that rocked my world.
	This is like 20 years ago.
	He said, if you want more trees, buy more wood.
	And I realized, yeah, you buy more wood.
	Wood becomes valuable to society.
	They start preserving it.
	Patrick Moore.
	There we go.
	He's not listed in that thing.
	Wow.
	Early member, whatever.
	And he goes, buy more wood.
	And now there's an incentive.
	Like, look at Ducks Unlimited.
	Ducks Unlimited is hunters who love hunting ducks and they do way more for preserving these marshlands than any environmentalist can because they're fucking posers.
	They don't really care.
	The environmentalists don't care.
	Yeah.
	The environmentalists don't care.
	The hunters care.
	They want there to be more ducks.
	So when they get involved, it propagates the species.
	They're progenitors.
	They need more ducks.
	I just got super paranoid that I misused the word progenitors, and we're going to get some mail.
	And in Zimbabwe, for example, Mugabe is a fucking communist piece of shit, one of the worst dictators we've ever had.
	He would kill as many people as Hitler if he was competent enough.
	That's going to be a founder.
	Yeah, that works.
	And so all the animals in Zimbabwe, which is really Rhodesia, were dying in droves.
	And you'd see these like deflated elephants.
	It looked like an air mattress that had the air let out of it.
	Just like a big elephant animal skin just lying there.
	And so he gave up.
	He said, by the way, he killed animals for fun and ate them all the time.
	His 90th birthday party, there was 400-year-old tortoises, and he's just the worst.
	In fact, I adore him because he's so bad.
	I wanted, when we were trying to sell TV, I wanted to have a production company called Mugabe Productions and have his face.
	You know that little video card where they're like, sit, Ubu, sit.
	I wanted it to be Mugabe with like lines coming out from him.
	Anyway, so he gave up and then someone said, well, I can take this off your hands.
	We'll privatize it.
	He privatized it and allowed for game hunters to come on the land in Zimbabwe and hunt lions, big game.
	All of a sudden, there's a financial incentive to make sure this big game around this $10,000 per lion.
	This is a country that's so fucked that it costs $13 million Zimbabwean dollars to make a long-distance phone call.
	It's the same to have a cheeseburger.
	People would have wheelbarrows of money to go buy bread.
	So you create a financial incentive.
	Now the locals want to preserve it.
	The poachers have security stopping them because the owners of that area, that neighborhood, they want the money.
	So this is a strange question for you to ask me, sir, because it's pretty easy to look up.
	Glorifying trophy hunting saves animals.
	The more you want more wood, you want more trees, buy more wood.
	You want more lions?
	Make lions available for sale.
	Lions, rhinoceroses, giraffes, what?
	Tuggers.
	Not like that fucking Carol Baskin.
	She's got lions.
	Tigers, yeah.
	Tuggers.
	Tigers.
	Tuggers.
	Tuggers.
	Make them available for sale, and you'll have a fuckload.
	Actually, that's a great example.
	What's his name?
	Captain Lion King.
	Joe Exotic.
	Joe Exotic.
	Captain Lion King.
	He had so many tigers, he had to shoot them.
	Yeah.
	And put them in holes because so many people wanted his tigers.
	Wanted his tigers.
	Tigers.
	And the Cubs, too.
	He gave him old Walmart, mate.
	I'm losing it.
	You got Brian on the line.
	Do we want to hear from Brian?
	Last call.
	208.
	Last call.
	Yeah, Boise Idaho here.
	Gavin, huge fan.
	Ryan, your hair is amazing.
	Don't let him get you down, man.
	Thank you.
	Also, great punch, by the way.
	Put you out for a week.
	So anyways, I'm a 34-year-old single male.
	And we just say gay.
	It's much faster.
	Last girl I dated was like a 6.5, but I was like, you know what?
	I'm going to make it work.
	Went all out, total sweetie, did everything I could.
	We were dating for about four months.
	And I said to her, I want to be exclusive.
	I want this to be a relationship.
	She dumped me.
	And it's been the same with the last couple of girls I've met.
	Girls nowadays just want to hook up have sex, which is great when you're in your 20s, but 34, you start to get the feeling that I'm just going to die alone and it's going to be horrible.
	Number one, how do I meet a girl that isn't that?
	And how do you get over this feeling that none of these girls are ever going to date and I'm just going to be a lone, lonely old man with my cat for the rest of my life?
	This sounds very gay.
	You don't have cats, do you?
	Yeah, I do have a cat.
	She's sweet and she keeps away the demons.
	You should kill her.
	I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.
	Yeah, dude, it sucks.
	I mean, my brother's in this exact same boat.
	He tells me the same stories.
	A lot of 30-something men, especially in Canada, by the way, which I assume is similar to Boise, Idaho.
	These women have been so brainwashed by radical feminism that they think it's empowering to be a fucking whore and just suck a bunch of dicks, which they don't enjoy.
	We know women don't enjoy being sluts.
	In fact, in order to do porn, they have to do meth, which totally alters your brain and turns you into a weird fucking pygmy shrew compound.
	That's not normal.
	They're playing at the Mercury lamp.
	That's not who you want to be.
	So you're up against this weird phenomenon, which is basically satanic, where these women don't want what they want.
	They don't want to dump you to become a whore.
	This woman that dumped you is going to live a miserable life.
	Yet they feel compelled to just be whores and suck a bunch of dicks and keep swiping because, I don't know, their friends or especially their gay friends tell them that it's fucking badass, girl.
	You're at it again.
	So we both know how we got here, and we both know what ruined these women.
	The question is, how to get around it.
	And I don't know, man.
	Church, meeting girls at church.
	I hear that a lot.
	Having a trial and error, trying to snuff it out early.
	Like when you meet a girl and you mention kids and they go, eh, you know, on the first date, you go, all right, this is going to become a waste of time.
	You know, what might work is this topic.
	You know, a lot of these girls, I think, have been brainwashed.
	Like, say, OnlyFans.
	This might be a good litmus test.
	You bring up OnlyFans.
	And if they go, well, you know, women should be empowered and they have a right to make a living.
	You're like, that's a great point.
	Anyway, I have to go poo.
	And it's just like, go out the back door of the bar.
	I have two suggestions.
	I have two.
	Oh, Ryan's got, and Ryan, by the way, I've been out of the market for about 20 years, so he's probably a better guy to talk to.
	Let's see what fucking Touches Bangs has to say.
	This is a sideburn.
	Love to hear it.
	Put you out for a week.
	Oh, thanks there, bud.
	So number one, maybe tell, you go up to a girl, all right?
	You don't have any lines or pickup lines or anything like that.
	You're actually nervous about it, but you bring some honesty to her and you say, can I just get a female perspective real quick?
	I just want to get, she's alone.
	Just the same girl you would hit on, but you bring that up.
	Can I talk to you about that?
	And then you mention your situation.
	Now you got a lot to talk about.
	Blah, blah.
	That's always good.
	Talking about past relationships with a prospect is always good.
	And I have to say, I've been in bars with Ryan.
	He's great at chatting.
	He'll just walk over to a table.
	He'll engage them all.
	They'll be giggling.
	He's not exactly drowning in Poontang, though.
	That's by design.
	I'm doing something a little different is what I'm doing.
	But here's my second one.
	Where do you live again?
	Wait a minute.
	Go back to your first one.
	Oh, wait, my first one.
	So your first one is you go up to a girl and you go, hey, man, my name is, what's this guy's name?
	Brian.
	Hey, man, my name's Brian.
	And, you know, I've been dating a lot of girls and I feel like they just want to keep sucking dicks and stuff and then they dump me.
	That's what he says?
	No, why would he say it like that?
	Be like, listen, I just got to.
	I've been dating this girl for how long?
	It was like months, right?
	Be like, I've been dating her for months.
	And then just ask her opinion.
	Be like, have you ever been in that where like you're with a guy, you're hooking up and all this stuff, and it's pretty much relationship.
	But when like, no, but she'd be like, no, but I've had that where like I've asked the guy, do you want to get serious and he leaves?
	And it's like, what is with that, huh?
	Let's get another round.
	Ryan, you can't go up to a bunch of chicks and tell them how you just got dumped.
	No, it's a talk about a relationship.
	That's the perfect thing to do.
	Yes, you can.
	You can make it work.
	If you have any sort of value to you, you can make anything work.
	Go up there, talk about your stool.
	What?
	Now we're talking about shit?
	You could.
	You could be easy to do.
	All right, let's jump to your number two.
	I'm not going to number one at all.
	You live in Boise?
	Yeah, Boise, Idaho.
	Well, maybe it's time to move to Girlsey.
	Up top.
	Wow, that was some pretty brutal advice.
	I would like to apologize on behalf of the show, Brian.
	Yeah, no, the only thing I can tell you is if it's any constellation, your struggle is the struggle of all 34-year-old men in America right now.
	These women don't know what's best for them.
	They are dumping men who could make them happy.
	It's conceivable, by the way, as a total offshoot that this 6.5 knows that she's below you and knows she's going to get dumped, so doesn't want to commit.
	Because what are you?
	7.5 for a boise, maybe a low eight.
	So she's with a 7.5 and she's like, all it takes is one remotely attractive chick and I'm dumped.
	I fart one.
	So I'm going to date a fat black guy, actually, and not waste my fucking time.
	I want to be a bad.
	Yeah, that's a bummer.
	Also, it's like, yeah, that's all these women want.
	And it's been the last four of these.
	So it's a constant bummer.
	And it's like, you're just wasting this time and you're in this endless, I don't care about what your favorite color is.
	I don't like getting to know new women.
	I'm just trying to wrap it up.
	And it's impossible.
	They're throwing themselves out of the business.
	And I love you more than a friend.
	All right, dude.
	Well, well, wait, don't hang up.
	Don't hang up.
	We've got to fix this.
	I'm going to fix this.
	There's a lot of solutions here.
	One is, and I feel good about this whole like early in the relationship, you mentioned families.
	Maybe invent a brother.
	By the way, lying during courtship is totally ethical.
	All is fair in love and war.
	So you're not lying if it's during courtship.
	So maybe you mentioned a brother who, you know, is married and has three kids, and he married this chick when he was like 18, and they're doing great.
	And if you see her like, oh, ugh, that's not enough cocks.
	You can sort of nip that in the bud and not waste your months.
	Another angle here is trial and error, right?
	Where you just like get the dates up to three a week.
	And that means, by the way, no beating off, no porn.
	Quit porn.
	Can you do that?
	Yeah, porns for cucks.
	Yeah.
	I'm done.
	I mean, I'll have sex with a five once in a while, but yeah, no masturbation.
	Great, great, great.
	So that, yeah, that's simp material.
	And then we have the church angle.
	That's three.
	And four, we have this angle of maybe getting closer to your score because the six feels like it's a sympathy fuck and isn't happy about things.
	And then I'm going to throw another one in here.
	I like motorcycles.
	I like boxing.
	I feel like if I met a woman in either of those fields, especially boxing, we'd have something in common and we could play forward on that.
	Maybe when we just jump in and it's just like, I found You on Tinder because you're a chick and I'm a dude.
	We don't have enough in common.
	I mean, before social media, you would meet, well, you'd often meet your friend's sister.
	I used to always ask people, How did you end up with this wife?
	Especially in Europe.
	And they go, Oh, I was hanging out with my friend, and then I met his sister, and she was sort of like, you know, perfect for me.
	It's really just a female of your best friend.
	And they end up being very compatible.
	So maybe we need to come at women from some more compatibility, whether it's the same hobby or my friend's sister or something like that.
	You know what?
	And I've thought about the gym angle.
	I do Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, but it's a small gym.
	There's several hot women there.
	And I feel like if I make a path at the girl there, it's Adios Gym.
	And I love this place.
	I've been going there forever.
	It feels like if you just get one report of a girl feeling uneasy there, you make a path and she's like, dude, it's donezo.
	You know what I'm saying?
	I know exactly what you're saying.
	So it's just, you just have to tread incredibly lightly.
	Like ask her trainer.
	So what's her story?
	Is she in a relationship?
	And sometimes the trainer can be the liaison.
	And he can be like, she's single.
	She's really lonely.
	She loves fucking coffee or some shit.
	Or yeah, she's in a relationship with a guy who just got out of prison for murdering someone.
	And you're like, okay, well, I'll be stepping away from that.
	Yeah, that's terrifying.
	I don't want to date a girl that her boyfriend just got out of prison.
	I think the solution for you is knowing that this is the Achilles heel to your future and sniffing that out from the beginning.
	Like say you lived in a place, actually you're in Idaho, fucking Ohio, which is nearby, has a severe opioid problem where you can drive through like farmland and you just see farmers nodding off.
	So I would assume if you were looking for an employee in Ohio right now, you would go, let me just meet him and see if he's sleeping because I don't want to deal with the fucking opioid addict.
	So you essentially have a disease in the dating pool that's like opioids, but it's this slut feminism.
	So I think you need to be more wary of it as you begin a date and as you put your feet in the water going, is this one of them?
	Because I don't want to waste my fucking time.
	I think that you were putting it on the back burner earlier and saying, oh, we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.
	But you got to be aware of it earlier in the game.
	Yeah, that's really great advice, man.
	I appreciate you guys.
	Thanks.
	Thanks, buddy.
	Thank you for taking my call.
	Been a long time listener.
	And by the way, ladies, I think that applies to you too.
	When you're listening to a band from Ireland and they have great pop songs, they sing Sunday, Bloody Sunday.
	That is something that you need to enjoy.
	No, just kidding.
	It applies to you too in the sense that if this guy is there just to skull fuck you at four in the morning, you have to be aware of that and go, wait a minute, I'm getting a lot of booty calls.
	I'm not getting a lot of brunch calls.
	I might be a colostomy bag for his cum.
	And you need to step away when that happens.
	So the irony here is men, young men, especially young 30-year-olds, have to be aware of sluts, feminist sluts.
	And by the way, when it comes to feminist sluts, I don't believe they're real.
	It's like lesbians in college, lesbians until graduation.
	They're fake, lugs.
	And these sluts, these feminist slut walk bitches are ruining their own lives.
	They're kind of suicidal junkies in a way, like the opioid thing.
	So you have to be able to suss them out early.
	And if the thought of kids makes you barf, I don't need to waste my time with you.
	Conversely, as a woman, when you see these guys who are calling you late at night and zoning out when you're talking and not liking your friends, et cetera, et cetera, you need to snuff them out early and get rid of them.
	After 25 for women and after 30 for men, we have to be dubious and stop fucking everything that moves because you're going to end up lonely and abused.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

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