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Aug. 13, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E198 - Liberal Privilege [2020-08-13 - S02E198 - Liberal Privilege]
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Like a snake calling on her phone.
I've got no time to be alone.
Someone coming at me all the time.
Man, the biggest business man, oh man, yeah, oh, oh, all right.
Ah, bah, ha!
All right, that was Australia's The Saints.
Australia is the most underappreciated rock and roll country, continent, everything.
It is incredible bands, the Hard-ons, the Saints, the Celibate Rifles, and now with Amel and the Sniffers or whatever they're called, and the fucking, I'm on smoke, so leave me alone.
So that was the late 70s.
The Saints were a seminal punk band, fantastic band.
And they're having a rebirth now with all these other, and same sort of lo-fi, CBGB's type punk.
But fuck, it's good.
Amazing.
And the reason I chose that is because they're called the Saints.
And I want to talk about liberal privilege and how, that's Donald Trump Jr.'s new book, by the way.
But liberal privilege and how we're responsible for 120% of the stuff we do, 140%, they're responsible for 20% of the things they do.
And there is privilege in this country.
And while everyone talks about white privilege, the privilege here is the left.
They can get away with it.
And that includes poor blacks.
They can get away with shooting a five-year-old.
There's no riots for that.
There's no Kids' Lives Matter movement, even though it appears to be a pattern.
We'll talk about that too.
But if you're not on the Trump train, then you can get away with murder, quite literally.
And if you are on the Trump train, there's people you can't hang out with.
Like I am verboten from associating with Proud Boys in New York City because it means we're a gang and it leads to people like Max and John going to jail.
Anyway, I still am having my ring repaired.
My wife and I are not getting divorced.
I'm having it expanded because I'm getting fat.
And we still don't have a printer.
So you're going to have to see me staring at my computer for this app.
Oh, speaking of liberal privilege, I want to talk about gays who marry straight women.
And that's not a bad thing.
It's just like an oops.
Like Ariana Huffington's gay billionaire husband.
Why was that?
You know what it's what they do?
There was a British TV host who left his wife after like 20 years and said, I'm gay.
And it was all about how heroic and brave he was for coming out of the closet.
How about all the time he wasted of her life raping her on a regular basis every Saturday at 11?
I'll explain that too.
So let's just jump right into it, shall we?
Number one on my notes here is this morning when I wake up, I'm making my coffee on the Nespresso and I ask Alexa, what's up?
By the way, I've been asking people, how's tricks?
And no one knows what the fuck I'm talking about.
Am I getting to that age where my colloquialisms are so out of date?
I've heard that.
I said to a cop the other day, how's tricks?
And he goes, what?
And I go, how's things?
What's up?
How's biz?
And then he understood me.
And then my wife's trainer was over this morning and I said, how's tricks?
And she goes, what do you mean?
What tricks?
I don't mean you're a prostitute.
So that's an important news item I had to get to for some reason.
So anyway, sorry.
Part of my morning routine is Alexis.
And I go, what's up, Alexis?
I don't say house tricks.
And they do Reuters first.
They do Fox News, but it's after they've told you everything.
It's like eight minutes into the what's happening.
And it is so left-wing.
We're going to buy an Alexis for the studio.
Or Alexa, sorry.
We're going to buy an Alexa for the studio because you've got to hear this.
It's like, Kamala Harris has been chosen as the new VP, and Trump expressed his dismay at this.
And he continues to make sexist and insulting comments towards women.
And it was all, it's supposed to be facts, Reuters, right?
And this was all about how women decide elections.
Trump has repeatedly been insulting towards them.
And she's this in this poll and this in that poll.
And even Republicans, 26% prefer her over another, blah, blah, blah.
And after they've done all these positive sounding polls, they mumble at the end that as of right now, Trump has like a 54% chance of winning and Biden has like a 36.
I forget the exact numbers, but Trump was way ahead of him.
And they reluctantly mumble that out at the end of the PR campaign.
It's a PR campaign for Biden, which must be a challenge.
Can you imagine?
I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said President Joe Biden or Biden for president or whatever.
And I didn't even, like when I would see the Hillary bumper stickers, I go, ooh, I hope there's not too many of those.
And when I saw the Biden one, I just involuntarily laughed.
The thought of someone like, there we go, confidently, proudly putting that sticker on their car, I can't imagine it.
Like I can't imagine having a Biden shirt.
I've kind of been there with George W. Bush.
He was a right-wing president that was a complete and utter buffoon, warmonger, war criminal.
You know what I did?
I said, fuck George W. Bush.
This guy is an asshole.
Fuck him.
But he's your Republican.
I don't give a shit.
An asshole is an asshole.
I don't like the butt chick.
That is actually the motto of the gay sex movement.
Also in my preliminary notes here, I am so glad we covered being there as a movie.
Are the movie shows good shows?
Should we continue doing those?
But it just gets more and more apt, more and more timely.
Turn it up.
Then you really are a gardener.
Oh, yes.
May I ask your name?
That's Joe Biden.
Jesus the gardener.
Mr. Chancy Gardner, are you related to Basil and Perdita's gardener?
No, I'm not related to Basil and Pedita.
Gabbledigook.
Remember the huge hole in that movie?
That they're trying to figure out what Chancy Gardner is, and they never rescue interview her.
Right.
Stuff with rice pudding between the ears.
On television, Mr. President, you look much smaller.
Dumb as a checkass.
How perfect is that?
That's Biden.
As long as the roots are not severed, all is well.
and all will be well in the garden.
In the garden.
Hmm.
The hair on my legs.
What do you mean he's got no baggage?
All is well if the roots are not severed.
All is well in the garden.
He is the lost soul present.
The guys literally had two lobotomies.
Do you want me to saw your brain off, saw your skull off, put it over there?
It's now sitting in a tray.
Then I go in, I remove the part of your brain that I think is causing problems, put that in a little steel dish.
Then take your skull, match it right up.
There's probably like little marker lines.
And then stitch, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do all along here.
Put a new, put your head back on.
That's happened to him twice.
I think he was an evil, fucking, malicious, ruthless piece of shit back before his lobotomies.
Now he's Peter Sellers in being there.
Peter Sellers finishes his quotes.
If it was Joe Biden doing it, he'd be like, the roots in the garden.
You know the thing.
Even Peter Sellers finishes his quotes.
Peter Sellers is smarter than Joe Biden.
All right, let's get down to the news.
You can ask Alexa, by the way, online.
I haven't tried it yet, but do you want to give it a test?
Yeah.
Say, what's up?
What's up?
What's up?
Oh, that's cool.
Probably Tiny Twitse was arrested.
And this goes back to our liberal privilege theme.
So Tiny committed the sin.
This is the first link in the notes.
Committed the sin of going to CHOP and saying to them something like, what did he say?
He said something like, you guys better wrap this up soon or the Patriots versus Antifa fighter or something like that is going to happen sooner than you think.
That was his horrific quote.
And so what does Antifa do?
They call his probation officer like crazy.
Hey, he's technically at a demonstration.
I mean, I don't know if CHOP's a demonstration, but it kind of is.
And he's there.
That's a violation of his probation.
So that the probation officer recommends to the courts that he go to jail for a year.
What did he do?
Did he fight anyone?
Well, no, but he was intimidating people and it was near a place where we were rioting.
Oh, I'm sorry to intimidate rioters.
Again, we are responsible for 120% of what we do.
They're responsible for 20% of what they do.
These are the only arrests you're going to see remotely close to CHOP is someone going in there and saying, you guys better wrap it up.
And I thought this was interesting.
The Daily Beast.
Look at this horrible cunt of a woman.
She's clearly a spinster, hates men.
No, it says it's just below.
Look at this horrible cunt.
Look at her.
Isn't that our enemy perfectly personified right there?
That's everyone we hate all in one head.
So she's just been a malicious cunt, amateur reporter for a professional lifetime.
And she was at NBC for like 15 years.
Now she's the executive editor, whatever that means, at the daily beast.
And she's a beast daily.
She wrote about it.
And it's so unprofessional when you read her writing.
You just realize that modern journalism is really just repeating tropes.
You're just a publicist now.
Not getting any smarter.
Square brackets.
Tracy Connor.
She's got a little cute picture of herself where she doesn't look like what you just looked like.
For some reason, they include the same mugshot twice.
That helps.
But in that article, she says the Proud Boys she describes as a pugilistic ultra-nationalist with ties to white supremacists and have been designated a hate group by the Southern Poverty Law Center.
Isn't the Southern Poverty Law Center getting sued for that allegation?
Is that worth including in your reporting?
No.
And then she describes, this just shows you that leftist journalism is just a publicity, a PR firm.
CHOP, a six-block police-free zone in Seattle created through negotiation between police and protesters.
Really?
So it was like they went to Camp David and they decided that they would do this.
Was largely peaceful until...
World War II was largely peaceful.
If you were to add up the entire areas that had war and the amount of battles there were out of a 24-hour day, you'd probably find that only about 10 to 15% of the time people were getting their heads blown off.
So largely peaceful is largely misleading.
It was largely peaceful until a spate of recent shootings brought heat from city officials and put its future in peril.
And that spate of recent shootings, the subtext there is that it wasn't chop people, it was just like, I don't know, bad guys.
Anyway, okay, let me jump to what I wanted to talk about, what inspired this whole episode, was this amazing quote from AOC.
So you scroll down to privilege, Ryan.
I'm losing my voice here.
You hear it.
It's below green screen.
Yeah.
So this is Father Damien.
All right.
He's a Belgian priest, Catholic priest, who, shit, I don't know when he's from.
When was leprosy big?
Father Damien, they call him.
That's not his real name.
But 1840.
His real name was, where was his real name?
Joseph de Voister.
So this poor bastard decides, I want to help.
Where do you need the most help?
And they go, well, what do you mean?
You want to go to the worst place in the world?
Yes, I would like to go to the worst place in the world, please.
And they go, okay, how about a leper colony in Hawaii?
We don't want everyone to get leprosy, so we're sending them all to an island in Hawaii.
Can you go there?
And he goes, yes.
So he goes there and he works with the lepers.
He builds roads.
He builds schools.
He builds churches.
He builds infrastructure.
He makes a town.
And he stays there for 20 years with the lepers, helping them until he gets leprosy.
You want to see how much shit he looked like by the time he died?
He looks like, where is he now?
Yeah, there he is.
So he became a saint, the Blessed Damian, saint of Malachi, which was the area in Hawaii that he saved, rescued, devoted his life to, died protecting, died helping, giving.
I mean, you can't get much more saintly than that.
So when, go back to the first statue now, the AOC gov thing.
So I assumed when I heard that AOC was disparaging the statue, she thought it was some southern general with a beard because he's got broad shoulders.
And she thought it was some testament to the south.
And she's an ignorant bitch who doesn't look stuff up.
It's actually worse than that.
She's well aware of who she is.
And she still said that that statue is a symbol of white supremacy, white supremacist culture.
Does that blow your mind or what?
This guy, and maybe she's right, maybe whites are supreme.
If they're going to Hawaii and dying, helping lepers, creating an entire town.
Now, you may have to blow this up like crazy, the text there, so I can read it.
Can you blow that up even more?
So I heard the story before I saw this.
So I go, oh, you dumb bitch.
You don't know who he was.
He wasn't a southern general who had slaves.
He was a slave in this sense.
And then I read this, I go, holy shit, you know who he is.
Even when we select figures to tell the stories of colonized places, all places are colonized places, you dumb whore.
And by the way, you're Puerto Rican.
You're a colonizer.
You're Spanish.
You colonized Puerto Rico.
Even when we select figures to tell the stories of colonized places, like Puerto Rico, it is the colonizers and settlers whose stories are told and virtually no one else.
Check out Hawaii statue.
And I don't think Hawaii could possibly come up with a more devoted, blessed, driven, perfect person.
No, this is the crucial part.
Not good enough.
If you're white, you'll never be good enough.
AOC is not good enough, but she was hired because she's not white.
We are responsible for 120% of what we do.
They're responsible for 20%.
She's a 20%er.
That's what I'm going to start calling them now.
If you're affirmative action hire, you're a 20%er.
It's not Queen Lily Okulani of Hawaii.
Oh, so you did Google this.
The only Queen Reginant of Hawaii who is immortalized and whose story is told, it is Father Damien.
This isn't to litigate each and every individual statue, but to point out the patterns that have emerged among the totality of them in who we are taught to deify in our nation's capital.
I think you can deify a saint.
I think that's reasonable.
Virtually all men, all white, and mostly both.
That's the story of history, Alexandria.
Men were out doing stuff.
Women were doing something much more valuable.
They were staying at home and making babies, creating life, shaping the home.
That's the backbone of society.
Women have always been the backbone.
Men are the ribs.
But what are you going to do?
I think you should have a statue of a housewife holding two babies.
That would be cool.
But it's almost like it's a given.
So yes, when you hear stories, they tend to be male.
They tend to be white.
That's because, I can tell you why they tend to be male, because men were out doing things.
Now, you're in a white country that's about 70% white, so they're going to be white.
If you're in Africa and you hear stories, they're going to be about black men.
They're going to be about African men.
If you're in Japan and you hear stories, they're going to be about Japanese men.
Men were out doing story stuff.
Story stuff is not as important as making babies, shaping the home.
That's the spine.
We're in a culture where we hear about ribs.
I can sit and tell you how wonderful a housewife was and how many lives she shaped and what a good mom she was.
I can do that, but you know that.
So now they want to go back through history and make women the ribs, like Eve, and they want to make women James Bond.
No, no, no.
It's not radical or crazy to understand the influence white supremacist culture.
So the saint, the man who got leprosy, is white, a white supremacist.
That's what he was thinking, by the way, when he went to Hawaii and he's helping the lepers.
He was just thinking, fucking Zegil, look at these losers.
And I assume a leper colony in an American state has, or I guess it wasn't American back then.
I assume a leper colony has a bunch of different races.
No, I don't know how Hawaii was in 1840, but go back has historically had in our overall culture and how it impacts the present day.
So in AOC's mind, white supremacist culture is just culture that has whites in it.
I'm not exaggerating.
I'm not exaggerating.
Santa Claus, white supremacist culture.
Anything that's not me.
Now, here's my favorite part about this.
There's the National Review thing you already showed, but go to the, what was the Twitter?
Oh, that's just the thing.
Go to the very bottom, Marisol Escobar.
Guess who made the statue?
Is that under Marisol Escobar?
Yes.
Oh, that's my fuck up.
Just look up Marisol Escobar.
M-A-R-I-S-O-L, and then Escobar, like Pablo Escobar.
She's Venezuelan.
A Hispanic woman made that statue.
There's one in Hawaii that's exactly the same.
And you can't really see it in that thing, but it's a perfect rectangle.
Like it's cube-shaped.
It's got four corners.
And he sits there strong and tall like that, almost like a pencil.
She does a lot of angular, boxy type statues.
And this talented woman, and let's be honest, there was an affirmative action angle to hiring her to do this statue.
So this Hispanic woman, this 20%er, gets hired to do a statue because she's a Hispanic woman.
And then a Hispanic woman bitches about it because the guy in it who saved lepers is a white male.
In other words, don't hire Hispanic women anymore.
It's not working.
Affirmative action just breeds more complaining.
You're giving the vampire...
Look at his fucking face.
Looks like he was made with mashed potatoes.
Look at his eyeballs.
He looks like he's on, he died of Adderall.
It's like he's going on a tanning bed with those little eyes.
He totally does.
In fact, I wouldn't be surprised if she used those for the mold.
So she's not that talented, just like AOC.
And what do they do?
They just bitch more.
It's like the projects.
Robert Moses built the projects in the East Village because he saw these poor people.
He thought, let's give them affordable housing.
It was fantastic.
It worked for hours and hours.
And then more poor people arrived.
And then the poor people in the projects started breeding.
And now we have third generation welfare.
And there's more homeless people in the streets right now than ever before in New York's history.
I think we're up to 100,000 now.
You should see our studio.
I can't show it to you, of course, because Antifa will fucking come and smash the windows and get us kicked out.
But our walk from my parking garage to the studio is just homeless.
I actually took some pictures the other day that's on my parlor of Chelsea.
It's just now they're relaxed.
Like they used to be able to get up and go, the bums, and they'd have their backpack on and a shopping cart.
And as soon as the cops showed up, they're off.
Even the guy selling the sunglasses, they could roll it up and disappear.
Now they're settling in.
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy chilling out.
He's got like panties and necklaces and yarn on his, in his room.
That's his room.
This guy's not ready to go.
Zoom in on his face.
This is a woman walking her kid.
No, zoom in on the second one.
The second one.
What is that now?
Like a bikini bottom?
Some yarn?
Part of a kid's toy?
A piece of coat hanger?
A macrame owl?
Like, what the fuck?
Fucking.
Look how settled they are.
They have plants.
They have plants in their room.
And like three boxes of printer ink.
How are you a hoarder on a New York City street?
Why don't you hoard some sobriety?
Anyway, I thought that was just fascinating that she would go and criticize this Hispanic sculptress because a leper was white.
I mean, surely we're at the point now where we go, I give up.
I give up trying to appease you.
You're not appeasable.
You're insatiable.
You are a radical Muslim.
You are ISIS.
If I wear a burqa, you get mad that I'm wearing it wrong.
Well, then fuck you.
You want to call me racist for that?
War.
War.
All right, let's lighten the load a little bit here and talk about liberal privilege when it comes to gays raping women.
If you are gay and you have sex with a woman, that's rape.
If you are gay and you trick a woman into thinking that you're straight and you marry her, what the hell is that?
Kidnapping?
That's way worse.
Then if you're gay and you have a kid and then you use up the best years of her life, get a kid out of her, then dump her, I don't know, that's like, is there even a name for that?
That's like kidnapping, multiple rape, fraud.
It should just, you should go to jail for the rest of your life.
That's a horrendous crime.
You've destroyed a woman.
And I assume mentally traumatized her.
Like Caitlin Jenner, she's a woman, right?
Okay.
Well, that means that you were having sex with Chris Jenner.
She thought she was boning some Olympic medal winning super dude.
Meanwhile, she was just fucking a chick with a dick.
So she was raped repeatedly.
I know of, we've all heard of this too.
Like, don't you know someone who the husband left her and he either ended up with a man or you could tell he's probably gay and she wasted her time and she never recovered.
She never remarried and she's all fucked up now.
I know this one couple where they were married for a little while.
They made a kid and he would schedule cunnalingus Saturdays at 11 p.m.
If someone held a gun to my head and I was in a gay relationship and I had to blow them, I would at least try to reserve it to Saturdays at 11 p.m.
You know, then you can live your week normal and just cry, maybe get drunk and do some balliums and go, here we go, it's showtime.
But because of liberal privilege, gays get away with this.
And I will give a pass to a 16-year-old who's really confused.
I don't know how you could be confused in 2020 about the fact that all your friends are female, you love show tunes, and you wear makeup.
But let's say there is some normal gay who doesn't act effeminate and doesn't realize he's gay until he has sex with a girl when he's 17 in the back of her dad's Chevy Bolt.
Okay, maybe.
This situation is a guy marrying a woman while clearly being gay.
And everyone is just sort of like, well, that was kind of weird.
This is worse than beating her up.
This is a violation.
Why are we okay with this?
Anyway, go ahead.
Luke, let me ask you this.
Why did you have someone that you weren't attracted to?
So we'll start way back in the beginning.
Let's start.
Just get it here.
So we're out at the dinner.
It was on the honeymoon.
Yes.
Here's just, hold on a sec.
Here's what happened here.
This is a homosexual.
It's 2020.
So there's no chance that he was stuck in the closet all these days unless he's like the son of Todd Olson or whatever that's old old Joe Steen, whatever that super evangelist guy, Joel Austine.
Maybe he's Joel Austine's son and he's been preaching to the choir literally his whole life.
Maybe, but no.
This guy is clearly gay.
He's clearly had boyfriends.
He's clearly been blowing dudes since he was, I'm going to say as young as 14.
And he wanted to be on TV because he wants to be an actor one day.
And I want to do theater.
I'd love to really do movies.
Ultimately, I want to direct, but I know the best way to do that is to be in film.
And I can't get into film.
It's really competitive.
I did some extra work.
So I got on this reality TV show and raped a chick.
You raped a chick to be famous.
We're back.
We probably wrap up at 12, right?
But we're in the room.
You're, you know, you're like kind of coming at me real hard.
And you can't go to sleep when you're horny unless you have relief.
No, we were in bed cuddling.
You were only wearing boxers.
You were always the one that initiates cuddling with me.
So I just thought that maybe we could have sex on our honeymoon.
So we talked about it.
Look at that sweet treat.
She looks like a Playboy cartoon.
Imagine her in lingerie.
When I imagine our honeymoon, me and her, I feel sad.
You know why?
Because I feel bad for my dick that is going to have all the skin worn off it.
It's going to look like Freddy's face.
It's just going to be this, you'll just see the muscle tissue.
All the skin will be gone and it'll be begging me to stop.
It'll say, please, can we just have a break?
And I'll say, are you crazy?
Get back to work.
It'll be a slave.
It'll be slavery.
They'll have to emancipate my penis from my body because I'm abusing my slave.
That's what would happen.
And this isn't just me talking.
This is every dude watching this show is like, yes, please.
Yes, please.
Even if I hated her, God said, I'd love to fuck her.
Now, if I was gay, well, that's a different story.
Maybe I should just explain.
I had just heard about this show.
I think I'm going to start watching it.
It's an arranged marriage reality show.
So they hook up these people with relationship experts and psychologists and stuff, and they matchmake them.
And so these people get married at first sight, then they go away for a honeymoon, and then they stay together, I believe, for two months.
And after the two months, they're allowed to break it off or keep going.
Now, I haven't watched it.
So I imagine like the worst case scenario was, I don't know, we fought a lot and it's not going to work.
It didn't work out.
Or we're staying married.
Not he was gay and crying every time we fucked.
That's abuse.
No one is getting this angle from this, that this woman was abused by this homosexual.
Because you can't criticize gays.
For like five minutes, and then at the end of the conversation, it was like, okay, so do you want to have sex?
And you said yes.
And then you went up, you got a condom, and we had sex.
And I noticed something was off, so I asked you if you were okay.
And you said, no, I feel dead inside.
And then you got up, went to the bathroom, and you said, I feel repulsed.
I know that like I'm not your type, but like repulsed and dead inside.
We need to talk.
And your first answer after I said, we need to talk was, do you think that I'm a homosexual?
That black guy this whole time is thinking, you can just see him and he's, I'm doing it too.
It's just like, what I would do to you.
Oh my Lord.
This is a fat guy looking at vanilla ice cream just going, let's get some banana splits going on right now.
But yeah, dead inside and repulsed, it's time to walk out of the room.
I'm never speaking to you again.
One time I was fucking a girl and mid-fuck, she said, she said, I need a drink.
And I was like, I just pulled out.
I was like, goodbye.
What?
What's wrong?
No, baby.
Fuck off.
We're done.
Another time, I was ejaculating, and the woman I was with started laughing.
She was, I believe, performing the final HJ.
And she goes, is that your cum face?
Oh, my God.
I had a girl gag.
You had a girl gag?
Yeah, there was a lot of it, I guess.
And she was just gagging.
Well, that's normal with fellacio.
She wasn't blowing me.
No, it was a hand job.
Oh.
Just the amount of it she was repulsed by.
I was like, okay, I guess I'm gross.
That's so mean.
It felt really bad.
I'm dead inside.
Hi, I'm dead inside.
You repulse me.
Is it possible to be a straight male and be repulsed by her?
I don't think so.
You could not, you could be like really into brunettes or black chicks or something and say, well, In the long run, I'd like to have sex with different types of women, not her.
But you couldn't say no to her.
She's a bump of Coke, right?
If you go up to the President of the United States, maybe not Trump, but Barack Obama for sure.
Like right now, if you went to Barack Obama and you had Coke on a key and you're like, Do you want to do a little toots, my goots?
He would say, No, thanks.
I don't know how you got in here, by the way.
You go, just one little boop, just a little, and then I'll be gone.
First of all, security.
Hold on, hold on.
Oh, security, hold on a sec.
All right, now get the hell out of my house.
Jesus.
Actually, we should probably round it off with another little toot on the other side.
All right, now gone.
Be gone.
That's what she is.
She's a penile toot.
Thank you.
So.
Okay.
So you're having sex with this woman and you did not want to have sex with her.
He's tearing up.
And you're ashamed that you did that?
I was really mad at myself.
Mad at myself.
I'd be mad too if I fucked her.
I'd be mad at myself because I only lasted five seconds.
That would be the anchor.
When I saw her tits bouncing up and down, I just went, oh, sorry.
Let's try again in 10 minutes.
But you know what's funny about this?
He also raped himself.
He raped her, wasted her time, violated her.
He also was so determined to be famous that he had sex with a chick, which is like you, man out there, having sex with a dude just to be famous.
Or heterosexual ladies who are watching, that's like you eating out like your friend Barbara.
And she's like, what are we doing, Trish?
And you're like, I want to be famous.
That's what he did.
What a moron.
You continue to have sex with her.
Why did you keep doing it?
What percentage of immoral people are imbeciles?
I bet it's pretty high.
I want her to be happy.
To make her happy?
Yeah.
I love that face.
Go back.
I have to see it again.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
To be happy.
To make her happy?
That's so perfect.
Yeah, no.
To make her happy?
We...
Did you see that?
What's the matter with you?
Aren't you embarrassed?
Abby?
Yeah.
That is Manascalco.
There's lips, too.
To make her happy?
Yeah.
We were continuing to have sex.
I want to see your shoes.
Luke was being weird afterwards.
What do you know?
What?
Crying.
Let's talk about it.
Let's talk about it.
This is the time.
I wasn't having normal reactions that you normally have after sex.
Yeah, you're not normal.
You're gay.
That's literally abnormal.
Wasn't happy.
What do you mean?
You know what a gay would do?
Sad.
Were you emotional?
Were you crying?
Yeah.
Sometimes.
Why?
This is what's so confusing.
What's it about?
Let's hold it back.
What is this about?
I was upset that I was having sex and didn't want to have sex.
That's what I was doing.
With your wife.
With your fucking wife on your honeymoon.
Let's just talk about the marriage in general.
When were we?
We were about a month in, and I definitely had feelings for you like a month in when I thought we were.
You didn't...
No, nothing.
No, okay.
Like, I still think your eyes are beautiful.
And when you came down in your wedding dress, you looked beautiful.
I don't believe anything that you said.
Wait a minute.
Like, you look dope.
This is so over the top that I'm worried it's a prank.
I don't know.
And he's a gay, and they're in on it.
Like, are we being, are we being punked right now?
This is too perfect.
I think your eyes are beautiful.
And when you wear your wedding dress and you came down the aisle, you look gorgeous.
And your mile-high cheekbones and that hair.
I would kill to have that kind of volume.
Is that Vidal Sassoon?
What is your secret, girl?
Who does your coloring?
Your blush was a little much, but...
I mean, I don't want to look at your vagina, obviously, but your boobs kind of look like a butt with nipples.
Because you're always changing your words, and that's just, it would mess with my mind for the entire marriage, and it drove me crazy, and it wasn't fair.
Maybe it's not fair.
And do you think you responded with anything?
No, I think that you need to think about how you treated me and stop putting it back on me.
I don't think I treated you.
You're lucky to be in jail, dude.
When I'm king, this is going to be illegal.
It's illegal to knowingly give someone AIDS, right?
Maybe not in California.
But it should be illegal to trick a woman into thinking you're straight or you're a gender that you're not, and then fucking her.
Isn't that wrong?
That's like, if there was a joke, I forget it was, I think it was Amy Schumer stole it from Patrice O'Neill.
And there's some name for this where you're having sex with a girl, and then you stop, pull out, and someone else comes in and then starts having sex with her.
And it's like some jokey thing.
It was actually in the movie, what?
Houdini?
Houdini or something?
It's actually in the movie Revenge of the Nerds.
Some nerd gets laid that way when some jock stops boning or whatever.
It may be funny in the 80s, but it's technically rape.
And if someone does that to a female, you know, you should beat him within an inch of his life.
Isn't that what that guy did?
She thought she was having sex with a handsome straight man, and she was having sex with a gay lord.
In the legal sense, it's illegal to marry somebody just for citizenship if they pay you for it and stuff.
So that's fraud in the marriage, I would assume at least.
It's marriage fraud.
He married her to be on a TV show.
I still think her eyes are beautiful.
That one was too on the nose.
That one's making me wary of this whole clip.
Want to see it again?
No.
I don't think you treated me amazing at all either.
How did she treat you?
What did she do to you?
She wouldn't like that.
It was just that like after the camera stopped, you would just Look, I think I deserve an apology.
Can you just do that?
Apologize.
She waits so so.
Is she cracking up?
Like, she's obviously cracking up, but when she goes, I think I deserve an apology, maybe, you know, on Springer sometimes, you'd see fake guests and they'd start cracking each other up, and you'd realize, oh, they're both in on it.
They're making fun of me, really?
I'm being duped.
It's possible I'm the one being hustled here.
The camera laughed, you would just.
Luke, come on.
Look, I think I deserve.
Like, after the camera stopped, you would just.
Luke, come on.
Look, I think I deserve an apology.
I don't know.
I think that's just like a laugh.
Like, are you kidding?
I know, that's the first take, but upon further analysis, it's possible that this is a fag hag and her gay friend playing a giant TV prank.
Can you just do that?
I am so sorry.
I didn't want either one of us to have such a terrible experience.
And watching it is painful for me to see you that sad.
When you were living with her and you saw her that sad, was it painful for you both?
Absolutely that painful.
Then why didn't you do something?
Why didn't you treat her better?
I was going to get real fat in about 15 years, right?
All your fucks in now.
Straights.
A certain way.
And it was coming off and being perceived differently than it was.
But what I'm asking you is not that processed answer you had inside your heads, because what's happening right now is you're sitting back and you're repeating what you think will sound really good for TV.
I'm telling you, as a person who does TV every single day, it doesn't look good on TV.
So I'm giving you the opportunity now to say, what was going on, man?
I don't even know at this point.
I don't even know at this point.
Is this him saying, say it's a prank.
Is this him saying I'm bored of the prank?
I want to go home.
Didn't I do the prank?
I didn't know this was going to be a four-month prank.
I miss my boyfriend.
Think about this because when you sit there and you look and you don't answer.
Oh, we can see your shoes.
They're nice royal blue pumps.
Like maybe even, what's her name?
The punk chick who owned the sex shop, Vivian Westwood.
About this, because when you sit there and you look and you don't answer and you give me that blank stare, that's how it goes out to America.
That's fine.
You're winning.
No, you're winning.
I'm not winning.
You are clearly winning.
No, I'm not.
I'm just here asking you questions.
I'm not here to win or lose.
You lost because you got divorced.
I'm just here to talk to you about your divorce.
That's it.
I'm not winning.
I don't understand that.
This isn't a game, Luke.
I think that's real.
Because he's kind of uncomfortable.
You see the way he's sitting?
He's like bracing his leg.
Well, I assume back in Kentucky, they have, I've just guessed where they're from.
They have friends who are like, that's Barbara and Max.
They're best friends.
They were at our wedding.
This is a scam.
Wouldn't they?
I mean, that's going to leak.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, I think it's legit.
Well, I want to know what happens because I need to know their relationship now.
Now I'm hooked.
Now I'm a married at first sight, dude.
And yes, I almost said the N-word.
I can't do it.
You lost your mind stuck in the world.
Your honey's such a stupid girl.
Thank you.
Thank you.
But there's an interesting thing with this privilege is the left, the insatiable left, starts to cannibalize themselves and eat their own because they run out of victims.
No one's attacking me anymore.
No one wants me off parlor.
No one, well, some people want censored.tv down, but we've made it, turned it into our pirate ship into an ironclad battleship.
So they run out of bad guys.
They canceled everyone on the right.
They can't get rid of Trump.
So now they're starting to devour each other.
And I've had this on my to-do list for a while now.
But Burger Records.
Do you remember them?
This is under feminism in the notes towards the bottom there.
First link.
Right?
Yep, pitchfork.
So Burger Records had a thing called the Boogaloo Party.
Boogaloo is a type of music, I think, that goes back to the 20s.
I think it's like Cajun or some shit.
But it's also what white supremacists call the imminent race war or something like that.
Who cares?
But they got in a lot of shit for it.
And then they started getting in more and more trouble because the eyes were on Burger Records.
Burger Records is politically correct, indie rock, hipster music.
You couldn't get less Nazi white supremacists.
And they're done.
The Boogaloo thing started it.
And now this guy on their label, No Bunny, admits he's been boning groupies.
And I think we talked about this in a previous episode.
One of the girls' name was like Cherry Sauce.
And the origin of that name is when you ejaculate on a virgin's hymen.
So she named herself cum-drenched hymen, basically, and then complained that someone had sex with her when she was young.
And this guy, No Bunny, has been fucking groupies.
And you know what?
I think fucking groupies is natural and genetic.
I think that movie stars and rock stars, at least in the past, were exceptional people.
Jimmy Page is an exceptionally talented guitarist.
Robert Plant is an exceptionally talented singer.
So young, attractive women felt drawn to these guys.
And then these guys were aware that they're incredibly talented and felt like they deserve some repercussions.
So it's kind of the free market of intercourse.
It's really none of our business.
Now, I don't like it when it's illegal, like Led Zeppelin and Bowie fucking that 14-year-old Puerto Rican chick.
But as far as consenting adults, what's the matter with that?
So this guy, NoBunny, says, yeah, I was having sex with, well, they were of age, but they were teenage girls.
And so check out his statement.
I fucked up bad.
I used my power and influence to take advantage of young women and teenage girls.
I have hurt people.
I let fame go to my head.
Young money, acting dummy.
My time is up.
So he's canceling himself.
That's the problem with liberal privilege.
Eventually they come to get you.
Your time is up, me.
I am truly sorry to anyone who was hurt by me.
Nobody was supposed to be about love and silliness, and it got dark.
I let people down.
I hurt people.
I am deeply ashamed.
This reminds me of when Fred Armison was in trouble for getting too laid.
They were pissed at him.
He uses women.
What do you mean?
You mean he has sex and doesn't get married?
Yeah, like everyone in the world?
What are you talking about?
And if he fell in love with his high school sweetheart and married her immediately, they'd pillory him for that.
Like Tucker Carlson, they mock him for marrying his high school sweetheart.
Oh yeah, maybe I haven't talked about this.
So check out the next story.
I think Star Crawler were also on Burger Records.
I'm too old to know all this shit, but there's a whole sort of scene, and Burger Records, the Growlers, and Nobody were all part of this hipster scene that had Black Lives Matter on their Instagram and were all about political correctness.
And they went along with canceling people.
Like when our Boys Dream Machine, when that band was canceled, they danced on their graves and threw them under the bus.
Well, it's the old adage.
First they came for the Jews and I didn't speak up.
Then they came for me.
Maybe it starts with clowns or gays or something.
But you threw your fellow bandmates under the bus.
You empowered this cancel culture in indie rock and you ruined your own scene.
And now everyone's getting canceled for sex.
That's the only bad thing they do now is fuck each other.
Starcrawler's Arrow de Wilde says the growlers, I've hung out with those guys.
They opened for my book launch in New York City when I launched Street Boners.
How ironic, Street Boners.
And so they did a video with this chick, and there was a male stripper in the video, and the male stripper sexually assaulted her.
First of all, what male strippers do is the opposite of sex.
When men go to strip clubs, we are admiring the beauty of the naked female body.
I think it's very reverent.
It's very quiet.
I call it pussy church, although I haven't gone since I had a daughter.
When women go to strip clubs, women have totally different sexuality.
They're attracted to like ambition and drive and stuff like that.
So when they go, they just laugh their heads off and they do shots with whipped cream in them and the guy's upside down putting his dick in her face.
If you were to feel every vagina at a male strip club, you'd be feeling the Sahara Desert.
They're dry as a bone.
At male strip clubs, all they do is laugh their heads off.
What is that?
Is that her Instagram?
Yeah, they linked this post where she came out and said all this stuff.
But is she also a slut in these pictures?
Probably.
Yeah, look at this poor girl.
People see her as a sex object.
How dare they?
So what does her stupid statement say?
Something stupid.
I struggle with something that happened, blah, blah, blah.
In January, did an Australian tour with the Growlers.
It was my first time in Australia.
Can you turn it up a bit?
Turn it up.
Blow it up.
During the last song on my set, my band continues as I play to exit.
I entered the dressing room.
I was immediately ushered into a couch.
I sat down.
But I'm going to catch my breath.
I was drenched in sweat and fake blood.
So it's already a comical, clowny type of thing when all of a sudden a dude in a paramedic uniform bursted in the room.
It's very common that this happens.
I didn't think much of it.
Soon after, he burst in the room, he broke some news.
A music starts playing.
I realize it's a male stripper and began to laugh because it honestly was pretty funny.
Yeah, it sounds funny.
Next.
Next.
Oh.
Next.
I closed my eyes, put my hands on my face.
Blah, blah, blah.
The stripper, giant muscles and all, grabbed me, put me in a chair, started to give me a lap dance.
Humor faded pretty fast when it wouldn't end.
So it went on for years.
I swear it went on for almost 10 minutes.
Every time I tried to get up, he pushed me back down.
So you didn't like the prank?
I closed my eyes and put my hands over my face as I felt his bare dick and balls rubbing.
Women don't belong in men, male scenes.
This is the kind of thing that a man would do at a bachelor party just to fuck with another guy, and everyone would be laughing their heads off.
My heart was beating so fast.
I've never seen a strip tease like this before.
Ever and the growlers were standing around me laughing and taking videos.
Yeah, because it was fun.
They're making you one of the guys.
You know what it's called?
It's called equality.
That cost me a few hundred bucks, which to me is a pretty expensive joke.
Yeah, well, you're welcome.
After reading a lot of other terrible experience girls had with them years ago, I wanted to write this, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Assaulted me directly.
They hired someone else for their enjoyment.
While none of the Growler's Band members assaulted me directly, they hired someone else to, for their enjoyment.
It was for your enjoyment, you dumb bitch.
It was a huge bump for me because up until that point, I truly believed that they had respect for me.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I thought they saw me as an equal.
Welcome to equality, ladies.
It involves some pretty harsh jokes.
All right, let's watch a couple videos and wrap it up here.
By the way, speaking of that green screen, I found her Instagram.
Look under the green screen, and she is as gorgeous as you think she is.
She's very girl next door, all-American beauty.
Really simple.
You'd have to be a fag not to want to fuck this.
Look at her.
Hi, I'm perfect.
I've got that little Barbie Benton button nose.
It's a little big, but whatever.
She looks like a Bambi cartoon.
Look at that picture of her.
No, yeah, that one.
She looks fantastic.
She's my new favorite chick.
She's my new favorite chick.
Look at that.
That's what you, he was fucking that, and he said, I'm dead inside.
Anyway, sorry.
Life without paper means we sort of hop around a bit.
Okay, look under cops.
This is funny.
This is more women thinking they can hang.
And this woman stands there with the cops.
She's getting arrested.
She rips off her mask and then she stands like a rock as they smash her with batons.
The reason cops do that and smash your legs is because it fucking kills.
And you'd have to be Mike Tyson to be able to stand there and take more than a cup of whacks.
But she wants to be a meme so bad.
Just like, remember that girl with the dress who was standing there, her dress was flapping in the breeze, and she was emitting this black power.
And the riot cops were all like, what the fuck?
She's too black.
She's too strong.
I can't handle it.
And it was like Time magazine front cover.
This is what she was hoping to get out of this.
But those nightsticks exist for a reason.
They work.
No volume on this?
You can't hurt me.
All right, that one hurt.
This, by the way, this is shown as an example of police brutality.
There is no volume?
There she is.
She takes her mask off.
That's it.
I need to be in a photograph.
I will stand.
You can't hurt me.
Go ahead.
One, two, three.
Okay, ow, that was really kill owl.
Well, then purple-hair fatty is going to just get in there and stop it.
No, you're not.
I'm fun.
Okay, wait, no.
Yay, yi, yi.
They really got me in the shin there.
Pause.
What's this?
It just says, fuck the police in Portland, day 77.
And then ow.
Oh, yeah, this is funny too.
This is the same thing.
So Antifa charges these cops, and I guess they were told early in the riots to mine their own beeswax and give them room to riot.
But now they're like, all right, fuck it.
You can do whatever you want.
I want my city back.
And Antifa is going, fuck you, pigs.
and then getting hit and going, "Ow!" Look at the police!
Look at this little short chick!
She didn't even be hearing all this!
Oh, fuck you, motherfucker!
Look at that!
Oh, he punched the cop first, by the way.
I didn't see that.
Officers are taking lawful action.
Do not interfere.
This is like a parent with his kids.
He takes a few snarky remarks and he says, watch your tone.
Or you're going to lose screen time for three days.
What is that cool machine there?
It's a van with footrests and a bar.
Oh, she gives them the finger as they're driving away.
That hurt.
Three cops retired after that.
Luckily, the officer was not looking.
Nobody was hurt.
Also in the news, this is ancient news, but I...
I'm so bored of these riots, but I have it in my notes.
I want to get it out of the way.
Sorry, what's that under?
Apology boy accepted Apology Boy?
I've been talking to you.
Apology accepted.
Antifa.
Why do they hate Starbucks so much?
It's right below the cops.
It's the next link in the notes.
What did I not get to today?
Oh my God!
What is their beef with Starbucks?
When I think of Starbucks, I don't go to Starbucks.
No one blue collar goes to Starbucks.
No cops go to Starbucks.
We all have McDonald's coffee.
When I think of Starbucks, I think of rich white women, liberals.
I think of Trump haters.
I think of Michelle Obama.
I think of Hillary supporters.
They hate Starbucks.
It's a success.
Is it because it's a successful Seattle company and they're in Seattle?
Black Lives Matter.
Is it because coffee's brown?
Is it because coffee's brown?
I'm lost.
And then finally, this goes on.
How long is this?
Minute 13.
What are they saying?
I'm lost.
This might be bad for us, by the way, because Kamala Harris is known as being way too strict with law and order and throwing people in jail for smoking pot.
And I think even the left is saying, all right, we need some law and order.
So that might be to her advantage, the fact that she's a Nazi.
Look at this one, too.
This might be hard for you to find.
If you go back up to the very top, not the very top, the middle, under race relations, black woman privilege.
It's right above the green screen.
Yep.
This is America right now.
And I think it's got to stop.
If someone punches you, punch them.
It doesn't matter who they are.
Unless they're a baby.
Listen, you're beefing over Ali.
I don't care if you're not.
We're not beefing over nobody, Ali.
You're a bitch because you're a fucking bitch.
Nobody's doing nothing for me.
You're a female.
Nobody's doing nothing for the enemy.
Don't touch her.
Don't touch her.
You ain't about to touch her.
What?
I don't care.
Call your brothers, bro.
Call your brothers.
Knock me out.
Knock me out.
Knock me up, keep saying.
think that's what we're all saying in our heads right now.
Yeah.
His first parody is his phone.
Not his pride.
I don't care, brother.
You just gotta let that happen.
Don't talk shit.
I don't need my brothers.
Get me.
Get the fuck up.
So true.
If I got in a fight with a black person and they weren't armed like fucking Mad Max.
I'm going to jail.
All right, we're out of time.
Let's do some letters and then we have a fun final video.
Ryan, shut up.
You don't have a dad.
Let's turn the rise together.
Let me touch it.
This is a weird one.
I was on the GML phone last night thinking I'd suggest a guest.
I took that pic and tried to send it with the name of my guest suggestion for reference, but my daughter mashed her hands against the screen, just sending the pic.
I was thinking if I got it to chat, seeing my weird face would be funsies.
Beer was also involved in this mishap.
I didn't get to chat, which was rough, because I really wanted to respond to the Idaho kid struggling with the ladies.
My suggestion is Pastor Doug Wilson.
He's best known for his debate towards Christopher Hitchen.
I go to his church.
Ugh, I'm a hungover dummy right now, typing this with one hand while my baby nurse is down to nap.
I'll try to quickly sell Doug as a guest.
Doug is already canceled.
Moscow is a blue dot in the red state of Ohio, and all the libs hate Doug and his church.
They have doxxed the church members, and they boycott Christian-owned businesses.
But the church thrives anyway.
Since he has successfully debated Chris Hitchens, I believe the kangaroo atheist would respect his credentials, and Gavin and those two could definitely have a fascinating conversation.
He's super smart, loves the Lord, is in perpetual battle with liberals, is genuinely funny.
Wish I could have chatted last night to Idaho, Doug, and women leaving liberal states.
I left Hawaii for Idaho.
You can show the picture, I guess.
She's given permission.
She's cute.
And her baby is at that perfect cute stage.
My thoughts about ladies, we are really like children.
It's not an insult.
We have to be more like children to be able to spend so much time with babies and kids.
If you ask a child if it wants to do something challenging, the answer is almost no, almost always no.
So if you're trying to solidify a relationship with a woman, you just need to tell her what's happening.
Just say, I'm ready to get married and have kids.
So you and I are going to be exclusive so we can figure out what's what.
She can, of course, still say no, but it's not as much of a guarantee.
Yeah, that's an interesting angle.
Just take it.
Yeah, we're getting married.
No, I'm not ready.
Yeah, you are.
Shut up.
If I say to my son, do you want to go play soccer?
He will always say no because he's a bookworm.
I have to say, get ready.
We're going to play soccer now.
No options.
Yeah, my son's the same way, my youngest boy.
I said, you want to go get a hot dog?
And he goes, no, I hate it there.
And then we go there.
I say, we're going.
I'll just throw in the garbage if you don't eat it.
Then he devours the thing and said, I thought you hate these hot dogs.
And he goes, I never tried it before.
Every time, and I think a lot of times kids say no because they don't want any favors, at least with my youngest boy.
He doesn't want to be like, you're playing with me because you have to.
So he goes, no, you don't want to play with me.
I don't want to play with you either.
But then you have to go, no, I really want to play with you.
And then you go bring a soccer ball or a baseball bat and they always have a great time.
And then the car ride there is always silent.
And the car ride back is always chatty, chatty, chatty.
Yeah!
No options.
In my marriage, I'm always way more stoked when my husband just tells me what we're going to do and doesn't ask.
We discuss things, but to get through life, I prefer you take the lead because that's God's design.
That's God's design.
He leads, I help.
Thanks for checking on why some weird lady sent you a pic of her baby playing on the floor.
Blah, blah, blah.
Okay.
Should we do one more?
Dear G-Dog and leader of the Democratic People's Republic of the Spag Zone, I saw this TikTok on Twitter when an Indian man that looks like a fat lesbian complains about how white people buying white sage is cultural appropriation.
You know what's ironic?
He's culturally appropriating our wine culture, W-H-I-N-E.
He's appropriating our complain bitch lefty culture.
In the response, blacks accuse him of appropriating their culture by using Aave, saying it hits different.
I wish these people would stop appropriating my culture by using modern medicine and other things created by European, decent white men, such as cars, electric lighting, and basically everything else that makes us a first world country.
And then he adds, let me ride on your ding-dong, because I like your new sunglasses more than a friend.
Let's talk about white sage.
White sage is sacred to my indigenous people, the original people of this land.
This is our medicine and has been our medicine since before 1492.
But white sage is endangered.
Why?
Because it is being exploited for profit by big corporations.
As much as you want to think that it helps you with your bad energy, headaches, anxiety, or whatever it is, it is not yours.
It is not for you.
Find something else.
Go to Walgreens, get you some Tylenol, ibuprofen, or open your Bible and pray.
If you're not native using white sage to smudge, that is cultural appropriation.
Now, before y'all come from me talking about gatekeeping, the real gatekeeping is when the United States government made it illegal for my people to practice our way of life until 1978 under the American Indian Religious Freedom Act.
If we did so, we were either starved, imprisoned, whipped, and or killed.
I know Indians.
They're like blacks in that complaining about this shit is not really in their DNA.
But when you do it, it's who they are.
And you're woke.
If you want to really be woke, you won't use it.
You know what Indians talk about?
The military, sports, and weight.
They talk about weight as much as boxers.
Because inevitably, they have one relative, maybe it's that guy, who are getting to diabetic levels of obesity, and they've lost too many relatives to that, and it's dangerous.
Oh, he's got a nice variety of angles.
Dreamcatchers, we can't do those.
Choke-laka.
Choca-Cola?
It looks like he chokes on cola.
So he's a two-spirit, I believe they call themselves.
Fuck your 4th of July.
Johnny Depp with the Sauvage thing.
Oh, wow.
Oh, he was on the cover of Volve.
Oh, he's Moana.
Yeah, give me some more advice, Two Spirits.
He's two spirits and they both suck.
The weight of two people.
I'm too fag.
I'm too gay.
All right, that's it.
Let's get back to the end here.
I weigh too much.
Oh, shoot.
No, I got it.
All right, let's watch the final video.
KFV, number one.
This is a female cop, and I give them a lot of shit, but they can save the day sometimes.
So let's not criticize them ever again.
Let's see this female cop save a guy.
You may have to move me out of the way, who's stuck in a wheelchair, and his wheels are stuck in the tracks, and a train is coming.
Luckily, a woman is there to save the day.
Okay, maybe Gavin should shut up.
Doesn't seem to be driving that fast.
Doesn't seem to be running that fast.
She did it!
She saved him!
Cool.
He's okay.
If he's okay, remove me for a second.
Why'd you blur his foot?
I think it's gone.
No.
Yeah.
He's saved.
No.
Check this out.
Look at the link below.
Most of them is saved.
Look at the link I put below this.
Police said the man suffered a leg injury that was tended to immediately by another officer, a male, who arrived on the scene.
I lost my fucking email.
Yeah.
Click on that.
I lost my email.
Hold on.
You lost your email?
Yeah, it just disappeared the fucking email.
Does shit like that sometimes.
It's just gone.
Yeah.
I had it like blown up.
It was its own page.
Okay.
Here we are, and here we go.
So we all want a positive cop story.
And we're not meant to be.
If you're on the pro-cop side, like I am, you don't scrutinize things.
You just go, we have a hero, but I'm sorry.
I saw a man get his feet run over when some weak woman took eight seconds to lift him.
Look at that.
Police said he suffered a leg injury that was tended to immediately.
Yeah, that doesn't mean his feet are there.
It just means they attended to his stubs immediately.
Like a man could just grab that, that person, that old gimp, probably weighs 110 pounds, grab him by the shoulders, rip him out, and throw him away.
It's a two-second job.
One, one thousand, two, one thousand, boom.
She's sitting there.
Come on, come on, try to.
She eventually sort of pulls him like the way a kid would.
He falls off his chair and then she jumps out of the way.
And he gets his feet run off.
Run off.
The train ran away with my feet.
Show it again.
Ooh, yeah, it's again.
Yeah, yeah, but show her.
She jumps out of the way.
Like, I would still, even if I was the weakest man in the world, I'd still be tugging at this point.
Yeah, you don't need to get away.
You're five feet away from the train.
You're good.
Oh, wow.
Here, look.
Go back a bit.
One on one.
I'll be out with the mail snap in the tracks.
Trying to get him out.
Come on, can you get him?
Don't worry about his chair.
Look, she can't lift him.
Just fall back.
She drags him.
Oh, and there goes his feet.
I'm sorry to laugh.
Oh, oh, wow.
More excited about a female cop, but we've just seen this too many times.
And I've seen female cops put male cops in danger.
I've kind of had enough of it, to be honest.
No one wants a female partner on the police force.
No one.
And there's so many problems that leads to.
Like, they'll call for backup before they even get there because they know she's going to be acting flying off the handle sooner because she's aware that she's weaker and she doesn't want to be a burden.
So she overcompensates.
It's lose-lose.
It's female privilege.
We've got gay privilege.
But most of all, in this country, we have liberal privilege and we have to fight it.
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