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Aug. 11, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E197 - THE UPRISING HAS BEGUN [2020-08-11 - S02E197 - THE UPRISING HAS BEGUN]
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
It's not any control.
Love is not the answer, it's the minds, the questions.
*Painful*
Remy Wolf, I'm gonna have to be looking at my computer screen for most of the show because the printer won't print.
And I wasn't smart enough to have a backup ink ready.
And I'm kind of mad at the ink place, to be totally frank.
Because you're supposed to get a warning.
The printout's supposed to be shittier and shittier, right?
Like Walkman's when we were kids.
The cassette would slowly and you just notice the song's a little off-tempo.
Right.
You'd be like, boom.
You just put the batteries in again, like different.
You just like take it and put it back in, and it would give it a little juice.
Yeah.
And then you would go, I remember this song being a lot peppier.
And then you would put in new batteries and it would be great.
But then you think of like iPods came along, and the second it was done, it was done.
So now printers are following that suit.
F you.
You're a joke.
That was Remy Wolf.
I learned about her on GavinMcInnis.win, which is a fun place to go to talk about the show, though we will have comments on the site any moment now.
Any second now.
She's a woman who's not trying to be sexy.
And as a dad, I like that.
As a dude, I don't.
But yeah, this is clearly not a sex object.
but she's a great songwriter and artist.
So I got Kangaroo Boy used her song in his last video about Arthur being teaching us about racism.
She's really LA, isn't she?
Anyway, check out her songs and I turned my daughter on to her because I thought this is what I want my daughter to be like.
Ugly.
She was wearing fishnets and a short skirt yesterday, like a mini skirt.
But it's like she's going for like a bikini kill thing.
So it's like pink and purple fishnets with chucks on.
Punky, I guess.
But I don't like, yeah.
There's certain things that young girls need to know, like a choker.
That says submission.
That's got SNM blowjob connotation, so don't do that.
And ripped tights.
Young girls don't seem to get the reason it's appealing is because it looks like you were just raped and you liked it.
And you want to be sexually violated.
So careful of the context, kiddies.
Sometimes I say that with Asian girls where they'll have like thigh-high boots on.
And you feel like going, uh, you know, that means that you're a fucking whore, right?
Like Cardi B and Megan the Stallion wear them for the video Wet Ass Pussy.
You're wearing them to go shopping with your friends.
Stop.
Anything thigh-high emphasizes the thighs, and it means go down on me.
Looks like you're going dong shopping.
It means eat my ass.
I will eat your ass.
Remy was on American Idol once.
Did you know that?
Didn't.
I'll eat your ass.
I know that.
all right so maybe check the notes My name is Remy Wolf.
I'm from Palo Alto, California, and I auditioned for American Idol because I really like to sing.
And my voice teacher said that it would be a good idea to do it.
And I was like, yeah.
You know what's great about this?
So she went to American Idol, where what you're really doing is you're asking the keepers, the gatekeepers, for permission inside the industry.
And they, I guess, said no.
And then she just said, you know what, I'll make my own songs and my own videos and my own music and do a great job.
Thanks.
How many views does that song have?
Normal, I guess.
Let's see.
147,000.
That's getting up there.
Almost a court mill.
That's getting good.
That's probably got to give her publicity, though.
Imagine you had a concert that 143,000 people saw.
Oh, my gosh.
That'd be pretty good.
Pretty big.
You don't need that.
We don't need the boomers anymore.
You don't even need Gen X or even Millennials.
Make your own music, make your own videos, write your own books, e-publish them.
You don't need a publisher anymore.
All of those gatekeepers are gone.
You used to need a book deal, or I just got signed.
You know, the Bruce Springsteen song, the record company gave me a big advance.
No, now you earn your own money.
Like Kangaroo Jack does on Censored.
He gets a commission of the people he brings in.
And he's making a lot more money than my initial offer was to pay him per video.
A band I was going to choose, though, was a really cool band from like 1970, maybe even 69 called The Pleasure Seekers.
And this is 1-3.
Cool band.
She saw the Beatles on TV and she said, I want to be in a band.
But they made a garage band.
That's her now.
Okay, she's what, 70?
Still looks pretty good.
But they were the first, I think they were the first all-girl band, definitely the first all-girl garage like rock band.
Oh, great.
I'm going to have to keep doing this to my fucking computer.
But check out this song, What a Way to Die.
I first heard the shop assistants cover this.
They were a Scottish band.
Here's the original.
Seattle Teen Spectacular, but they're So big that they're just about the hottest thing around right now.
They have an advantage over other groups because they not only play so well, but they look so fine.
The Pleasure Seekers.
What is he, eight?
They look like fun chicks, don't they?
Bye bye, love you.
Baby, come on.
Suzy Quattro wasn't in that band, was she?
To my side, baby.
To my side.
But I may not live past 21, but...
Woo!
What a way to die.
To my side, baby.
To my side.
Oh yeah, Susie Quattro was in the band.
That was her.
Cool.
Guess who Susie Quattro was?
I believe she was the Fonz's girlfriend.
She had her own career after the pleasure seekers and did very well.
And then she was on Happy Days.
What was her big hit?
Susie Quattro.
Her big hit was...
Uh...
The wild one.
Can the can.
Can the can.
You got to go for the can, honey.
You got to can the can.
She's still going.
She must be 70 years old.
She must be 70 years old.
what's the freaking song lady Still rocking.
She's been rocking since the day I was born.
But find Susie Quattro and the Fons.
So I believe his girlfriend was Leather Tuscadero, but Susie Quattro.
Leather Tuscadero would wear all pink leather, but I believe Susie would wear all black leather.
And I think the Fonz was sexually attracted to her.
The one who put his penis inside of her.
You want a new dance?
I got a new dance, and it's going to be done by a friend of mine soon to be a friend of mine.
Oh, Susie Pacha is Leather Tuscadero.
What am I talking about?
I'll tell you something.
Leather is being backed up by some more friends of mine.
Ben.
What dance is it gonna be?
it's called do the fonzie that's right here we go one two one two three So he's moving his knees.
Now he takes his thumbs and his targets and then he moves his knees twice.
Didn't Henry Winkler have taken some dance lessons for this episode?
Let's take a shout to the Fonzie Come on, do the Fonzie with me To the Fonzie Come on Dude, I was so obsessed with him when I was a kid.
I wore a Fonz t-shirt every day.
I listened to the record that had one song.
It was all 50 songs, but one thing at the end was just tracks where you'd learn to talk like him.
We'd just go, hey, sit on it.
And if I was crying, my parents would say, oh, stop your greeting.
The Fonz doesn't he cry.
And I would immediately stop crying.
That is true.
I've never seen the Fons cry.
What good, wholesome 70s fun and their strange obsession with the 50s, which of course led Twisted Sister out of the country.
They were a glam band.
No one wanted them.
They all wanted this and the Ramones and American graffiti.
You had to be a Jew acting like an Italian in a leather jacket.
That's the only thing we had room for in America.
So Twisted Sister moved to London and had a pretty good career as a glam band.
And guess who their roadies were?
You don't know who the roadies for Twisted Sister were when they moved to Britain?
Ryan, I just said this in a cameo maybe 10 minutes ago.
I guess it was some the displacement replacements, the pretenders, the galenders, some punk crap.
The exploited.
Right.
How am I going to remember that?
I don't know.
I guess you'd have to have some sort of a brain that took in information.
You know, good information, sure.
Okay, so we're done talking about music.
That was a long intro to the show.
We're almost ready to start the show, but I want to play a game with you.
This is 1-5.
This is way weirder than the gold dress, black dress thing.
I cannot figure this out.
You ready for this?
Okay, if you look at green needle and press play, you'll hear green needle.
If you look at brainstorm and press play, you'll hear brainstorm.
Choose anyone you want.
I'm going to choose brainstorm.
Play it.
I'm going to choose Needle.
What the hell?
What the hell?
Okay, now let's do it again.
I'm going to do green needle this time.
I just did both.
Whoa.
Wait, I just heard brainstorm when I was looking at green needle.
Oh.
Try it again.
Wait, now all I can hear is brainstorm.
I could only hear.
I hear both.
I can't hear green needle anymore.
When I did this before, I could hear both.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Whoa, that's weird.
Now I can't hear green needle.
At all.
At all.
I just got it.
I could brainstorm every time.
I could hear green needle.
Try it again.
I need you.
This, I got greenstorm.
We're getting there.
No, I hear brainstorm.
You know what's weird about this too?
Storm is one syllable.
Needle is two syllables.
So I get how green and brain can get mixed up, but how does storm become needle?
And then the second crazy part is I practiced this at home 40 times.
It worked perfectly.
I come here at work and now it's only brainstorm.
You got brainstorm and green needle?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's true.
I could pretty much alternate it, like depending on which one I have.
Yeah, that's how it was for me the first time I did it.
Maybe it's the sound because I think there's a lot of nuanced things where your brain assumes what's happening, what you're hearing.
So maybe if you put the headphones on, you could do it.
Here, look.
Here, look.
Nope.
The best I can do is greenstorm.
Wow, that's weird, dude.
That's crazy.
That's crazy, man.
That's a bad motherfucker, man.
Also, checking in with chicks and pop culture, there's this new sort of group of Zoomers who they're like a troop.
And one of them has sort of flown the coop and gone her own way.
And her name is Lotus.
And it all seems like gobbledygook to us middle-aged men.
But I don't know if she's not a fucking whore talking about how wet her pussy is.
And just like the girl who opened the show tonight, she's not selling her sexuality.
She's just doing soap-like brain droppings.
And she seems pretty darn red-pilled.
She's also a beach.
whoa You're not special.
That motivational post in your doctor's office lied to you.
Your life is invaluable.
You are not more significant.
You are not cool or extraordinary or important.
Your personal opinions are nearly worthless, and you are not priority.
Know your place.
You are human.
Humans are fucking impaired creatures that constantly fail or cringe and fuck up.
I guess she doesn't live with her parents anymore.
Try to argue, guess what?
Fucking no one cares.
Here's me trying to listen to your opinion.
Look, it's your feelings.
You hear that?
It's silence.
I guess that's unfamiliar to you because you constantly feel the need to pollute the air with your half-baked ideologies and empty philosophies.
Hey, hey, hey, now you're getting personal.
The world doesn't give a single fuck about you.
That's inspiring.
But now I'm going to scare you with something that's uninspiring.
So we're going to go back and forth with kids.
It's going to be an interesting show because I'm smelling the beginnings of fighting back.
I'm smelling a turning point in America where we've had enough of this bullshit.
That kid is red-pilled.
The creeps are losing.
The anarchists are losing.
And law and order and Christianity is on its way back.
We saw yesterday those people chasing Antifa out of Colorado and doing a nice little ground and pound in the ditch.
We saw Proud Boys going to a Seattle protest and showing Antifa what's what.
We're hearing about various people that fucked around and found out.
But there's still some problems.
For example, this doll was just recalled.
And thank God it was.
But why did it exist in the first place?
I've been wanting to talk about this for days, but we haven't had the opportunity.
Why?
Who made this?
So it's a troll doll.
And I came in watching this video very cynically.
I was like, relax, lady.
What's the problem?
Oh, it's rainbow hair.
Is that too gay for you?
I was ready to be a total dick to this woman just for fun.
You know what I mean?
But check it out.
Fast forward a little bit.
So you push her belly and she sings funny things.
And they show it on the box.
Push the belly, right?
Push her tummy right here.
She makes 10 phrases and sounds.
And that's all it talks about.
And it comes with a little comb.
So, I mean, she does all that.
You touch her tummy and she makes little singing sounds.
And she's super cute.
Well, I was showing her to my husband and I heard some other sounds that I had never heard before.
And if you look down here, I figured a video was the best way.
So I just touched her tummy and she's going to sing for a minute.
So she's singing now because she accidentally touched the tummy.
She's down here.
Right up here.
Right here on her privates.
And if you push those, she makes these sounds.
Boop.
Whee!
Ah!
Oh!
Okay.
Like a gasping sound.
And I know some of you may not like, think this is a big deal, but especially since I've had kids, like this is wrong.
For one, this button, it says nothing about this button on the box.
Nothing.
It's just, it's just there.
And it makes a gasping sound when you touch her privates.
And to me, it's just like sexual sounds.
And it's so disturbing.
Yeah, you're right, lady.
That is fucking disturbing.
There's two levels to that.
One, why is the button even there?
Like, say it was just like poop sounds.
Don't put a button right exactly where the child's vagina is.
Put it on like her lower back or something.
So that, that's already a problem.
But then on top of that, number two, the gasping and the giggling when you touch her privates.
And oh!
Like, tell me how that can possibly be innocent.
And it's singing girls just want to have fun?
That's weird.
No, that's a totally different thing.
Woke up in the morning like today is a day that.
Yeah, Brian.
I know you Love children's movies, but this is all irrelevant.
She's singing a Cindy Lauper hit.
That's not a thing.
But I wonder, I want to know about who made this.
Because can it be one guy?
Maybe one guy designed it and then he sent it to India and they did all the, or China or whatever, and they did all the work.
But you should be looking up Troll Doll button, not just enjoying the shoes.
We went down that rabbit hole last night, actually.
They recalled it.
Yep.
But that's all I could find.
Troll doll.
And then, you know, there was another woman that speculated, there's got to be plenty of people involved in making that.
That's my problem with it.
There's not just one pedophile.
It's sort of like that drum and bass song that I heard that was like, Afrikan people, respect your heritage.
Why are you searching YouTube?
Search the fucking internet.
I thought you wanted me to look up that song now.
No, I don't.
I want you to find out about this troll button.
And then she goes, your heritage.
It's all about how important it is to respect your African heritage.
Yeah, check out the fact check.
Fact check.
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay, so it's it's not.
Tell me what it is then, Doug.
It's.
Down here is a button.
Go down.
Right here on her private.
We've already watched that video.
There was text over it.
The Dreamworks trolls world.
According to Hasbro's product design, the 12-inch dollars landed children four years and older giggles three different ways when she's tickled.
Yeah, but why is she tickled in the crotch?
The description adds that the doll can say, how about a hug, a cupcake, blah, blah, blah.
When you sit her down, she makes funny sounds too.
Not all dolls in the spring collection include such a button.
Oh, they try to say that when you push, sit her down, it's the ground that makes her do that.
Okay, keep going down.
She adds a doll sings, blah, blah, blah.
Yep, keep going.
There are some things that this is not reporting, dude.
Keep going.
In response to a fact check by leading stories that declared the item pretty false, how is my video deemed untrue?
Give me a break.
I won't be silent.
Similarly, sheriff, blah, blah, blah.
This is the worst writing I've ever seen.
This guy has to be gay.
Petition to have dolls pulled.
Hasbro said it's for calling the doll.
This feature was designed to react when the doll was seated.
Okay, so at least there's a reason there.
But it doesn't look like that because the button goes into her crack.
If a button is going to be pushed when you sit down, it has to protrude.
That button looked like it was fit with the contours of her butt cheeks.
So I'm not sure I'm buying that.
And why would you giggle when you sat down?
Our finding, partly false.
It's just repeating the same crap.
Partly false based on our research.
Yeah, they just said Hasbro said they didn't do that on purpose.
Yeah, yeah.
It's the same theory as hers.
I know Hasbro isn't designed to groom children for sex.
I'm not that dumb.
But it's possible that someone worked there, had a fucking disgusting perverted thought, and managed to push it through.
That's what a reporter should find out, fuckface.
God, I hate lazy reporters.
They just sort of regurgitate a bunch of information that we all know.
Like do some actual digging.
You're just really a publicist at that point.
You're repeating what Hasbro told you to say.
Wait, go back up.
Yeah, that doesn't look like it gets pushed when you sit down.
Or maybe it does.
Maybe it does.
It doesn't.
I was wrong about the butt cheeks.
Anyway, that's enough time thinking about children's vaginas.
Here's another interesting thing about the kids today.
Teachers now, this is 1-8, they're starting to realize that they're going to be online now.
And they can no longer preach to the converted because brothers, I don't mean blacks, are going to lean over your shoulder and go, wait, what the fuck?
That's not what the War of 1812 was about.
What?
Hidden figures?
This is already happening in our house.
They were math janitors.
They didn't put a man on the moon.
Public school teachers are afraid you might be able to hear them brainwashing your kids.
Now click on that pic.
Blow it up.
I can't read it.
You have to do a manual zoom here.
So this fall, virtual class discussions will have many potential spectators, parents, siblings, et cetera, in the same room.
So, I would love the world to see this.
What was it?
I think Jefferson said this.
He said, there is not a truth existing which I fear or would want unknown to the whole world.
I want this show to go into every household on earth.
And if someone catches me with a mistake, please send it to the show.
I'd love to have that problem solved.
Anyway, this fall virtual classes will have many potential spectators, but we'll never be quite sure who is overhearing the discourse.
He's got his vernacular down, right?
When we have a conversation, what does this do for our equity slash inclusion work?
How much have students depended on the somewhat secure barriers of our physical classrooms to encourage vulnerability?
How did those classrooms get so secure?
Well, they got that secure by you ostracizing every conservative voice that dares to put their hand up in your classroom.
You have built a cult, and by you, I mean leftist teacher union Marxist scumbags like Matthew R.K. And you've created this cult room where we can't get in and say, actually, Scientology is bullshit, L. Ron Hubbard.
This is L. Ron Hubbard saying, what do we do when people come to our Scientology meetings and check our Ohm meters?
How many of us have installed some version of what happens here stays here to help this?
What does that mean, install?
While conversations about race are in my wheelhouse and remain and remain a concern in this no-walls environment, I am most intrigued by the damage that helicopter slash snowplow parents can do in honest conversations about gender sexuality.
So I don't want parents getting, well, this is the same as that other dude who said, let's be honest, parents don't always know what's good for their kids.
By definition, we know what's good for our kids, okay?
You're an employee of ours.
And if we're all being totally honest, you're just a glorified babysitter.
Our kids don't learn shit when they're with you.
We give them to you so we know they have a place where they can hang out with their friends and not get raped while we go to work.
You're just there to make sure that they don't smoke drugs and stab each other.
You're definitely not there to tell them that there's multiple genders, more than two.
And while conservative parents are my chief concern, I know that the damage can come from the left, too.
If we are engaged in the messy work of destabilizing a kid's racism or homophobia or transphobia, how much do we want their classmates' parents piling on?
If we are engaged in them, go back.
If we are engaged in the messy work of destabilizing a kid's racism, homophobia, or transphobia.
So it's a given.
And by the way, I wish these kids were fucking homophobic, transphobic, racist.
I wish they were not so radical left that the idea of race is...
They are heterophobic.
And they are transphobic in the sense that they're scared of discussing anything remotely critical of trans people because they'll be vilified.
Wait, where did you, let's get it back?
Were we done?
Yeah.
Piling on.
So this is very interesting, I think, because the public school system is getting a taste of the free market.
And it ain't pretty.
Also in the news, this is in our shared folder now, Ryan.
So after 1.9, pull up 1.9 and then go dig up your MP4 from the shared folder that says Tuesday's show.
Michelle Malkin.
Hello, Donald Trump.
This is outrageous.
Your future congresswoman, and we know she's going to win, right?
I'm going to be there, by the way.
I'm going to go down to Palm Springs and celebrate with her.
Your future Congresswoman Laura Loomer banned by Xfinity and Comcast from sending messages to voters.
This is a new level here.
PayPal was big.
They banned her from Uber.
Facebook, Twitter, Instagram.
PayPal bans her.
Chase bans her.
She can't bank with Chase.
now the actual internet providers are saying that she can't text her constituents, her future constituents.
So pull up the video.
And then they have Pete Hegseth, who's been really pushing her recently.
See video.
Wow.
It banned Republican frontrunner Lara Loomer from sending texts and emails to voters.
This is next-level censorship.
And this happened right after Matt Goetz endorsed her.
The largest internet service provider in Palm Beach, Florida, banned her campaign from sending out fundraising text messages.
Loomer's Democrat opponent, Lois Frankl, is one of the only members of Congress who owns a lot of stock in Comcast.
Huh.
What a quinky dink.
When I went to go approve my text campaign for today to make sure that there were no typos and that everything was set to go out to my supporters for my fundraising email, this is the message that came through on my phone.
The message says potential threat direct detected.
And this is the link that somebody would receive if they got my text message that said, hey, it's Laura Loomer.
Matt Gage just endorsed my campaign.
Check out what he said here.
And then they would click on a landing page that was sent to them in a text message and it would take them to the page.
But the first thing that they see upon getting that is potential threat detected.
So if you get something on your phone that says potential threat detected, you're likely not going to want to click on it because you're going to be concerned about what that threat is, right?
So you can see.
So now I just want to show you all how the telecommunications companies, and this is Xfinity, this is Xfinity that we're on right now.
You click on it and it's supposed to go.
You saw it's supposed to go to my campaign page and it says, we've blocked access.
So Xfinity is now blocking access to my campaign donation pages and my campaign website and they're calling it dangerous.
We have blocked access.
This site might compromise your device or contain dangerous content.
To avoid these risks, close the window and skip this site.
So I would love to know, you know, Facebook not only banned me and labeled me a dangerous individual, but now it looks like Xfinity, which is not a social media company.
Xfinity Comcast is one of the largest internet providers in the country, okay?
And in Palm Beach County, it's one of the only choices that you have.
In Palm Beach County, where I'm running for Congress, one of the only choices you have as a cable and internet provider is Xfinity Comcast.
And now Xfinity Comcast is blocking my campaign links, my donation pages, and my website to my constituency.
So this is an insane escalation.
Now conservatives are not only being targeted by the big tech social media companies, but also by the telecommunication firms, which proves that we need serious antitrust legislation in this country right now.
This is extreme election interference.
You know, it's funny that when she started, she was banned from Twitter.
And people went, well, it's a free market, you know, and you signed up for a site and then they don't want you anymore.
She goes, well, it's getting different though.
They're controlling the entire national conversation.
So now they're more like a provider and they're getting tax breaks as a provider.
And Fox News can be sued for the information they provide.
These guys can't be sued.
So they're acting like, hey, we're just like the water supply company.
But then they're also having an opinion, like the New York Times opinion.
Twitter is clearly left-wing.
Look at it.
Look at what's trending.
So you can't have it both ways.
And now that argument is even more solid.
So when she first started, the argument wasn't the greatest in the world.
Now it's rock, hard, solid.
Now, water supply companies are basically turning her taps off.
Actually, they're doing that.
They're saying we're going to stop power and water going to homes that are having parties during COVID.
So we're reaching Stalin-esque levels of fascism.
Hey, Antifa, you like fighting fascism?
How about that?
How about providers preventing you from having water and power if you're having a party during COVID?
Or what about politicians unable to text their future constituents?
Is it future constituents, or would you call them her constituents even now?
All right, so let's get moving here.
2-0, our favorite guy to make fun of.
Brian Stettler.
Mark Dice does a fantastic Brian Stettler where he just says whatever Brian Stettler's saying, but in this voice, his own Brian Stettler voice.
And now when anyone sees him, they can't help but see the Mark Dice voice.
Look how much fucking makeup he has on.
He looks like a woman's thumb.
He looks like a contag.
Fucking clown.
I love Greg Gudfeld's turgid tattletale.
So let's go down.
So Nick Sandman, remember that's a Covington Catholic school kid.
He says that Brian Stetler's breaching a confidentiality agreement Friday after the host retweeted speculation on the settlement.
Stelter, I keep calling him Stettler.
Stelter retweeted a comment from attorney Mark S. Zaid commenting on Salmon's defamation case.
On Thursday, Zaid, who is represented by the Daily Caller and passed litigation, said the student was undoubtedly paid a nuisance value settlement and nothing more.
Salmon's lawyer, Lynn Wood, responded publicly to the retweet.
Go down.
On Friday, accusing Stelter.
I like Stettler better.
Me too.
I thought it was that.
Accusing Stettler of violating a confidential agreement by retweeting Zaid's comment.
This retweet by Brian Stettler may have cost him a job at CNN, Wood wrote.
It is called a breach of confidentiality agreement.
Brian Stettler is a liar.
I know how to deal with liars.
Ooh, she's a sassy broad.
That's fantastic.
I would love him to lose.
I'd love him to get fired.
But there's more Stettler here.
So this is a very, I almost green screen this 2-1.
This is him mortified.
Unworldly, I believe, is what he calls it.
Let's go on a trip together to a totally alternative universe.
You never hear what's happening there unless you tune into Right Wing Talk Radio.
But you need to know what they are saying, because the most popular, most powerful talkers in the country have trained their sights on Joe Biden.
What you are about to hear them say is mind-boggling.
This stuff is offensive and otherworldly.
Otherworldly.
You know what this is?
This is negative partisanship.
It is so hateful.
But I want to be clear.
There's a lot of negative partisanship that happened.
Yeah, like your entire network.
Negative partisanship.
How about your entire existence?
This is happening in all directions, but it is especially extreme, especially vitriolic on the right, directed at Joe Biden.
So listen.
The contrast in knowledge of events and issues, mental acuity, the contrast between Trump and Biden is striking.
It's why they're keeping Biden in the basement.
Pause.
I actually don't believe Joe Biden.
Is it possible, Stettler, that this is a metaphor?
They're not saying, he's not saying that he's literally keeping him in the basement.
By the way, all these things you're looking at are opinion radio.
It's not like boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, breaking news.
Hi, welcome back.
There's been a fire in Beirut.
A huge bunch of ammonium nitrate just blew up.
Also, there's been a massive explosion in downtown Portland.
That's not what these are.
These are shows like my show, where you're just joking around talking to people.
So when he says keeping Joe Biden in the basement, he doesn't mean a literal basement that's locked.
He means metaphorically they're keeping in the basement.
They are.
They're avoiding press conferences.
We see him very rarely.
And when we do, we understand why.
Okay, so let's check Mark Levin.
Joe Biden is working out of his house.
I believe he's working out of a nursing home or an assisted lipstick.
Yes, that's obviously Mark is being hyperbolic.
For Joe Biden, is that he's falling apart.
He's just falling apart.
Pause.
He is falling apart.
Have you seen some of these clips?
I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, there was a, there was a, a, a, a program in World War I, World War II, where, um, uh, uh, uh, Roosevelt, they had a, uh, they called it, they called it the war, they called it the, the war project.
Uh, and you're looking at Anderson Cooper, who wants Joe Biden to win, just going, trying to understand him.
So falling apart is not an overstatement.
It's just factual.
He's not really running for the office.
Go ahead.
Not really running for the office.
It's the communist that he picks as his number two who will be running America within three months.
You know, a blanket over his hips, around the clock suites, around the clock care.
The man needs the care right now.
What the heck is going on on these programs?
This is Joe Biden out there on a vigorous bike ride.
Vigorous.
He's wearing a helmet, but definitely wearing a mask, by the way.
So because he can ride a bicycle, he's fit to be president.
And by the way, that Michael Savage thing, one of the contestants for VP was a rabid communist.
Tucker talked about it.
I forget her name.
Black woman.
She endorsed Fidel Castro on a regular basis.
Goes to Cuba all the time.
She wasn't subtle about her communism.
And he almost picked her.
So Kamala Harris, all of his potentials are very, very left wing.
Pro New Deal, Green New Deal.
And riding a bike is much easier than being leader of the free world, just for the record.
Talk Radio's narrative for months has been that Joe Biden is falling apart.
He is.
And there he is riding a bike.
There he is riding a bike.
It's impressive when people are like, dude, it's like riding a bike.
When they talk about something easy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is also in your shared folder.
We're drifting into racism now, which will take us to the green screen.
Got it.
no this is uh A tweet.
Yeah, that's it.
So, not sucking black dicks is racist.
Mate's daughter just been interviewed by the police.
Black guy at her college asked her out on a date.
She told him politely she didn't date black guys.
He reported her to the police, who recorded it as a racist incident.
And then this guy goes turning someone down for a date.
Not sucking black dicks is racist.
I guess I'm the grand wizard of...
Yep.
Look, I don't have a problem with black people.
I'm not sucking them off.
Okay?
Is that okay?
Is that fine?
And if that's racist, okay, well then I'm in the gay KK.
You did it, but you didn't do it with fervor.
2-2, this is funny happening in New York right now.
We kind of talked about it earlier, but remember that NPR show, which is one of the top rated podcasts in the world right now.
And I like it.
It says white people are the most influential people in the school system, and they don't send their kids there.
And I thought it was going to be shitting on white people, but it's shitting on liberal white people.
And it's saying, all you talk about is diversity and desegregation, but you send your kids to all white schools.
And I'm telling you guys, this is the Achilles heel of the left.
Check their kids' school.
It's always all white.
They love the concept of black people.
They don't want them in their neighborhood and they don't want them in their schools.
They're much more racist than what they allege we are.
It's projection.
All that racist shit they hurl at you is their speaking out at their own behavior.
NYC moms fleeing Upper West Side amid crime and chaos and pedophiles housed near playgrounds.
They wrote on the sidewalk too, like, welcome.
You're welcome here, but go down.
There's a good quote.
No more down.
Is it in this one?
Keep going.
No, they say, like, I'm progressive, but...
Yeah.
It's a great opportunity.
There we go.
Some say it's a great opportunity for my kids to learn compassion, she said, of progressive pals' response to the new homeless neighbors.
I'm a pretty compassionate person, but at least show some respect.
They're just putting 283 people in the neighborhood basically in the middle of the night.
This is like my fucking neighbors in the burbs.
They had this refugees welcome, and it was at this massive mansion, one of the biggest in the neighborhood.
And they were all meeting with tea and crumpets to discuss how they can help the refugee situation, Syrian refugees.
I know, take one in.
Just take one into your home.
Take 10 into your town.
Would you be okay with that?
Why don't we have a lot some projects?
Why don't we have projects right near your house?
And then those kids could go to your kids' school.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I just like having a meeting with the T and Crumpets.
You don't have to get literal on my ass.
Okay, we're almost at the green screen.
This Confederate flags thing I thought was ridiculous.
I was in the South once, and there was a big Confederate flag in the bar.
And I said to this black guy that was there that I'd met that night, I go, so you don't mind, you don't experience racism down here, do you?
And he goes, no, no, not really.
No one bothers me.
But most of my friends are white.
But he said, but that fucking pisses me off.
And he points over the Confederate flag.
And how could you live in the South and be offended by the Confederate flag?
I mean, it's fucking everywhere.
This isn't in the shared folder.
This is now, it would have been, oh, I've stopped numbering them after 2-2.
So this would be 2-3.
That's not causing me physical harm, even though it makes me uncomfortable in a place that I pay taxes and rent.
You know?
Let's not do this.
No.
You have every right to be okay with him being there.
And then speak up on it.
Then speak up on it.
Then speak up on it.
If it bothers you, teach your children to speak up on it.
Absolutely.
And everyone has a right to have their opinion.
And I have my opinion.
It's not fun.
She said it's color physical harm.
It's not fun.
You have a right to remove things that aren't fun.
That's not my favorite color.
It's not fun.
If it was, then have a problem with me.
That's perfectly fine.
You teach your children to speak up against this type of thing.
Why am I arguing with a man of color about this flag?
Because I fucking fought to defend this flag.
No, you didn't.
You fought to defend a flag that had 50 stars on it.
You fought to defend a flag that had 50 stars on it.
Ridiculousness.
Sarah, you see, it's all you had to do.
Yeah.
Nonsense.
No, do not.
I'm sorry.
Don't tone police me.
And because you don't have the courage to stand up.
Don't tone police me.
And she's towel policing them.
Towel police is okay.
But guess that?
That doesn't mean that you do.
You fought for a flag that had 50 stars.
They lost.
Imagine the girl telling a vet what you fought for.
If you put five of those towels, it's 50 stars.
He watched his friend's ear get blown off.
And as he looked, his friend looked at him and blood was just pouring out like a tap.
And he goes, Am I okay, Rajiv?
Rajiv, am I okay?
And he goes, you're going to be good, buddy.
You're going to be good, buddy.
And he just put his hand on it, try to stop the bleeding until medics got there.
And then she's like, that's not the flag.
Now you fought for a different flag, bitch.
I fought for all American flags, by the way.
You can't.
Yeah.
If she were to fly a commie flag from China flag, oh, that's no problem.
Mao, Shea Guevara, no problem.
But he fought for that, too, for her to be able to do that.
Right.
This is do you guys think about the people of America, not the Confederacy?
Excuse me.
People like you shit.
You're hilarious.
You're hilarious.
Like I said, I'm not going to argue with the man of color about that flag.
It's stupid.
I'm talking to them.
Shut up, bitch.
I'm putting them out on blast.
Thank you for taking it down.
If you have a s ⁇ .
You're welcome.
That's not completely.
You're welcome.
I guess we're friends now.
Right.
So this is all, like, are you starting to smell the faint whiff of fighting back?
This is a good example of what I'm talking about.
It's the next link on the notes: the Kanye art.
You've probably seen this by now.
People at home, not Ryan.
Ryan hasn't seen shit.
I have not seen this.
I'm stunned.
So, pause.
This is Shepard Fairey of Obey, right?
Glorifying the 1970 Black Power Revolution.
The same bullshit movements that got our buddy Daryl Sinquenta shot in 1971.
And then his murderer smuggled down to Mexico.
The same fucking bullshit people, but rich white kids, especially Jewish kids that are into hip-hop, they really love that era.
Huey Newton and Cleveland Seal.
Sons of Malcolm with intent to kill.
And so he makes this black power thing.
And this guy co-ops it beautifully.
Notice this is all white people, though.
Like, this is when I was a kid.
We were punk rockers fighting Nazi skinheads.
Race seemed to be the story, but it was white kids fighting, white kids fighting white kids.
There was no blacks involved.
So a white kid put this up.
A white kid made fun of it.
And then a white kid gives him shit at the end.
I've got a stray hair floating somewhere.
It's driving me nuts.
I wish I had a stray care floating around.
That was fucking good.
That was pretty good.
Hey, mama.
Hey, mama.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm living in the 21st century.
Doing something mean to it.
Doing better than anybody you've ever seen.
it was crazy You're a piece of shit.
Fuck you.
Drop your phone.
You're a piece of shit.
Drop your phone.
Notice the new weapon of choice, the phone.
I'm documenting.
I'm a citizen journalist.
Okay, so speaking of mocking all of these fake race-baiting pussies who just make up the rules and change them as they go along, I'd like to, a reader sent this in.
I'd like to show you a ridiculous interview with a black woman who dared to portray a black woman in a movie and the groveling apology she gives for her sins.
I know I couldn't you You talked about So I haven't seen this yet.
I watched about five seconds and I thought, ooh, this should be a good green screen.
This was sent in by a reader and it said, what, black people can't even do blackface anymore?
Black people aren't black enough to blackety black?
No, I don't think so.
Martin Luther King.
Look at Michelle Malkin.
She's constantly being criticized for her white supremacy.
So all bets are off now.
I think soon we're going to have inanimate objects, animals, certain types of clouds will be racist.
So I think this chick's about to get in trouble.
I'm not sure.
But this guy appears to be a Latin ex, a gay Hispanic, who wants to be intellectual, who wants to talk about stuff in a didactic and fascinating way.
But to do that, to get to the Mark Levin, Christopher Hitchens level of discourse, you got to read.
And these guys would rather go to parties and below dudes.
So what you do is you end up just taking the little resources you have.
Like say you open your cupboards and there's just flour.
Well, then you make these cakes out of flour and water.
And they end up being garbage cakes, just like this guy's thoughts are garbage thoughts.
So you're going to see a lot of intense, deep thinking about absolutely nothing.
Question, though, for you, which is connected to what you've been sharing, which is in that process of, you know, obviously that process of finding yourself.
And I feel like we're all always finding ourselves.
It's evolution.
It's a process of evolution.
We're always learning new things and growth in that process.
That was the least profound thing ever said.
We're always finding ourselves.
It's an evolution.
Yeah.
Are you saying people grow?
Yeah.
So do plants.
What the fuck are you talking about?
And it's so profound that look at her head.
Someone lets the air out of her neck after he says it and she just goes, oh, so true.
People do get more old as they age and know stuff and evolve.
It's a growth.
I don't know if you know this, but if you've seen any baby pictures of me, but I don't have a mustache.
I've grown since I was a newborn.
But go back to her.
Watch her neck.
Process of evolution.
We're always learning new things.
We're always learning new things.
And growth and they're both retarded.
Process of growth and evolution and changing that you begin to see the world with new eyes.
And it forces you then to reflect.
She's pretending to have read lots of books.
At least she's honest about her bookshelf.
And I know that this is like this is a sensitive topic for you, but obviously a few years back, there was a lot of controversy around the decision that you made to play Nina Simone.
And at the time, there were a lot of questions around blackface and darkening skin and prosthetics.
And I wonder what is your relationship with that.
Now, Nina Simone was a powerful figure in American history, an incredible songwriter, a very talented person.
I think she was kind of lazy and she didn't like touring towards the end.
Her husband, I believe he was an ex-cop, he said, look, this is going.
The Stones did it.
If you're hot and you're globally hot, like she was huge in France, we got to get touring.
And she's, after a couple albums, I think she sort of went, I'd rather just be with my daughter.
So they say she sunk into a depression and had mental illness.
I think she was just lazy and wanted to sit at home with the, she had tons of money.
What am I still doing this for?
Different, didn't have that sort of like entrepreneur, pioneer mentality.
This woman played her.
This woman is a 7.6.
Nina Simone was a, she wasn't that far from Tarana Burke, I'm afraid.
Nina Simone was a four.
If I was a four, I kind of am, I would want a hunk to play me.
I want Brad Pitt to play me in a movie.
I don't want Wilfred Brimley to play me.
You understand?
So how is this controversial?
And by the way, one of the controversies too was that her skin is too light for Nina Simone.
Yeah, maybe by an octave.
Maybe 2%.
Maybe she's got one drop more milk in her mochaccino than Nina Simone.
I kind of faintly remember this controversy where they said she's too pretty and pale to play Nina Simone.
Let's look at Nina Simone.
Powerful woman, but like, what is that?
Come on.
Does any woman in the world want to look like this?
No.
She looks like Leslie Jones.
Go down?
Oh, my God.
Yeah, Leslie Jones should have played her.
But isn't acting pretending to be someone you're not?
And as far as prosthetics go, yeah, she has a huge fat nose.
And that girl has either had a nose job or something and doesn't look like her.
Can you look up the controversy, though?
Nina Simone prosthetics.
What?
Dude, if we had reasonable employment rates and everyone had a job, you would not hear about controversies like this.
Zoe Saldana faced just a little criticism when she decided to portray Nina Simone in the biopic Nina.
Before Saldana's performance even hit the table for judgment, people let it be known that Simone's place and life and dark-skinned black, can you believe we capitalize black and no other race?
Black women were being written when Seldana took on the role.
This moved Saldana to apologize for playing Simone and not using her position to advocate for other black actors.
So she's literally not black enough.
This is going to be the next target is light-skinned blacks.
They're in shit now.
Remember that video we had of that British woman saying, people are always coming up to me, you know, and there's this understanding in Britain where darker-skinned women are not as attractive as lighter-skinned women, where we're seen as more beautiful, more breathtaking, lovelier, and black women like this one here are seen as disgusting fucking plums with raisin sauce on them, just like actual pieces of shit.
And I'm more of a mochaccino.
And she was trying to be an activist, but the dark black people behind her were going, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Anywho.
Zoe Saldana also did Greenface, by the way.
Oh, that was her?
Yeah.
Huh.
Yep.
She was kind of annoying in that movie.
Why is an actress who is in Guardians of the Galaxy doing this boring Homo's little stupid Zoom block?
Now.
This is not Vanity Fair.
I wonder what is your relationship with that choice now?
How has the process of evolution for you and in loving yourself changed not only the roles that you're taking today, but how it makes you reflect on that decision?
Hold on.
He said nothing.
He said nothing there.
We grow and we change.
I think the implication there is, and what these people, these, this is antifun, BLM, all combined, vice, social justice wars, it's all the same, even the DNC.
And what do they really want?
Do they want justice?
Do they want awareness?
What is woke about?
It's about power.
It's about subjugating people.
So I think the subtext of what he's saying there is, you fucked up.
We made up a new rule where light-skinned blacks can't do dark-skinned black roles.
And you took it anyway.
Now we've given you some chance, some time.
We gave you a timeout.
So you've had a moment to reflect.
Are you willing now to admit that you were wrong and we were right and our arbitrary rules are valid?
And then she's supposed to come back and go, yes, master.
Yes, master.
Let's see what she does.
If I was her and I was in this stupid business of Hollywood, I would just match his ambiguity with even more floral ambiguity until we're both just a couple of clouds blowing each other.
I should have never played Mino.
What?
I should have never played Mino.
Good girl.
I should have never played Mino.
I should have done everything in my power with the leverage that I had 10 years ago, which was a different leverage, but it was leverage nonetheless.
I should have tried everything in my power to cast a black woman to play an exceptionally perfect black woman.
Wait, you're not black?
What is her race?
She doesn't look any lighter.
Like in that picture you showed before with the flash on Hollywood, whatever.
She looked pretty light.
But looking right there, she looks about the same shade as Nina.
Like slightly different.
Is she half black?
Dominican, Puerto Rican, Lebanese, and Haitian.
So black.
I guess part of her punishment is she has to answer to whatever he is.
Just nobody's with this podcast in the bookshelf.
That it's growing.
It's painful.
I thought back then that I thought back then that I had the permission because I was a black woman.
You do.
And I had the permission because I was a black woman.
You are.
You do.
And I am.
But I, it was Nina Simone.
And Nina had a life and she had a journey that should have been, and it should be Honored to the most specific detail because she was a specifically detailed individual about her voice and her opinions and her views and her music and her art.
Skin color.
Wait a minute.
She was a specifically detailed individual?
You mean like a car?
What the fuck is she talking about?
She was a very outspoken political activist and a successful pianist and a great songwriter.
I don't know if she was specifically detailed.
What the fuck does that mean?
That makes me think of Mike's tow truck, you know, with the chaser truck with the paint on the sides.
And this guy, you know what he's doing?
This is interesting.
So he said bad dog, gave her a timeout.
She's come back, whatever it is, two years later, and said, I was a bad dog.
I should never have played Nina.
And instead, he can't be too obvious with it, right?
He can't be, okay, good, good girl.
All right, you can go have a treat now.
So what he does is he pretends that he would have accepted any answer.
And this answer is fine.
And he just goes, oh, okay, that's an interesting take.
That's like you give your kid a timeout, bad boy, and he comes out and you go, are you sorry you hit your sister?
And he goes, yes.
And you go, oh, okay.
I would have been fine with no, too.
I'm just a timeout.
And she was so honest.
So she deserved better.
And the bat said, so I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Her nose is not that small.
Because I love her music.
Wait, wait, wait.
I got to hear this.
Look at the way he looks at her when she cries.
That's success.
Talk about liberal tears.
They love making each other cry.
That's when you know you've succeeded.
But that said, so I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry.
Because I love her music.
It wasn't enough.
She made it enough.
But that said, she's one of our giants.
Somebody else should step up.
Somebody else should tell her story because she's one of those people that unbesotted, that need to moan.
Her story hasn't been like a global fucking impact.
When we're taking her music for car, and we're using it in car commercials and we're not taking her image and her story, and I think that I'm okay to tell it.
We've been appropriating ourselves with someone like Nina Simmo for a very long time.
Appropriating ourselves?
What the fuck is she sounds like my wife when she's drunk?
I know the basis in Jesus Lizard, and he is Totes Halarskis, like on a global scale.
She was a pop star, by the way.
She was a popular pop star.
She wrote great songs and she was rewarded with them quite a bit.
Everyone was very happy with the deal.
She made tons of money.
She's never not been adored.
And she said some pretty outlandish shit.
Like I chose the piano because if I didn't, I would have chosen a machine gun and started killing.
Basically, she was saying white people.
But we're like, okay, kill us.
We love you.
So she did pretty good.
And what?
She's from the fucking 40s and 50s, 60s.
And she still, everyone knows, you go to a dance club and they're playing a remix of her song.
I'm sorry it's in a car commercial.
So we're the who.
I just want her story to be told and I want it to be right because she deserves it.
And our America deserves it because the Americans that inhabit today's America deserve her story to be told.
And I know.
I'm so fucking lost here.
Deserve her story to be told.
Yeah, that's what you did with the movie.
And you played her.
You tried your hardest.
I mean, maybe if she was drunk the whole time and they had to like add dub in voices because she was like, hey, I'm Benina Simone.
I could see you crying.
Go, fuck.
I'm such a drunken idiot.
I ruined this tribute to Nina Simone.
I apologize.
But you tried your best.
By the way, I'm not sure you can switch from black to this mid-thing.
You can't change the set of a play halfway through the play.
Ryan.
Oh, oh, you don't like that.
Well, it's just a weird thing to do.
You start with black and then you change your mind?
Just go back to black.
Don't ever do that again.
Oh, that's much better.
You're really fucking this up, aren't you?
I know better today, and I'm never going to do that again.
Never.
I made her cry.
I'm learning.
I'm still processing.
I've been processing it for 10 years.
Coyo, I hate this.
And I think it's a conversation that I want to have.
I'm not going to allow people to violate me and to make me feel less than, but I am going to be open.
It's a conversation.
Stop.
Their vocabulary is, they have such a weird language.
I'm not going to be made feel less than.
I'm not going to be made to feel less than.
And it's a conversation we have to have, and I want to have it.
And I feel like we're growing.
We're always growing.
That's what I meant at the beginning of this.
You just are taking words you already know.
Like, I don't want to feel shitty.
And then you just change them a bit and go, I will not be made to feel less than.
Or you have a conversation with someone and you go, I want to be having a conversation.
The fuck, you're having a conversation.
The fuck are these people talking about?
I don't think they speak English.
It's amazing that someone can be born speaking English and unlearn the language and go backwards until they're less able to express themselves than they were when they were, say, 12, 13.
Look at his fucking face.
So that we can grow from it and we can give back to ourselves and to each other our identity.
For fuck's sake, it's about time.
Okay, just pause.
Imagine you were a high school teacher and it said, we have to give back to ourselves and to each other.
And I want to have a conversation and I will not be violated.
I will not be made to feel less than.
You wrote that out in pen in a high school essay.
Your teacher would just draw a big, if your teacher was qualified, which gets more and more unlikely every day.
He would just draw like a red square around that whole paragraph and go, question mark.
That can go.
Doesn't mean anything.
Yeah.
Well, I appreciate your honesty and willingness to go there, you know, to speak your truth and to say.
Yeah, I made a choice and I shouldn't have made that choice and I wouldn't ever make that choice again.
Yeah, I made a choice and I shouldn't have made that choice and I wouldn't ever make that choice again.
When you know better, you do better.
And I think that it, to me, the takeaway?
It speaks to a greater systemic issue, which is, you know, we need representation.
We need more representation.
And it can be representation for the sake of it.
Okay.
Hold on.
I have an idea.
If you need representation and you want representation and you want to have a conversation and you want to showcase great black achievements, why don't you do a movie about Nina Simone?
You could call it Nina, and then you could cast, say, a black woman to be in the movie and do a good job and really pay tribute to Nina and then give that film global distribution.
Could that be a thing we could do to fix these horrible problems we have?
Or are you such an insatiable, spoiled brat that even that you'll turn into some sort of an affront and you'll bitch about it?
Well, I think we know the answer to that question because we're time traveling.
They made a fucking movie about Nina Simone.
They got a black chick to player who, by the way, doesn't have a tiny nose.
That's a Nina, relatively Nina-esque schnaz.
She's slightly, she's prettier than Nina Simone.
Sorry.
Blacker, I'm not really buying.
Yeah.
What the fuck are they talking about?
And so if that means going out there and taking time and waiting to find just the right person to play a particular role, then that's what it means.
And it means us being allies for each other.
Because I think what's happening, and to take it back to this conversation we're having around Afro-Latinidad, it's like, I saw there was an article in the LA Times, for example.
And in that article, it's like, there were no Latinx Emmy nominees, but black people are doing great.
And it's like a headline like that, all it's doing is creating more division between two historically marginalized groups.
So why are we raising, why are we starting a race?
I'll tell you why.
Just pause it for a sec.
Because you were slaves.
Black people were slaves.
I think it's time to get over that.
But for the sake of argument, let's pretend that that's still relevant, right?
You were slaves.
That's a big deal.
Jim Crow laws, second-class citizens.
Okay?
That was here in America.
Gotcha.
You're fucking Hispanic.
You know what language you speak?
Spanish.
That's a European language.
You're a conquistador.
I stole this land from the Indians.
Fine.
You stole your land from the Aztecs.
You're a white Spaniard.
You're not black.
You were never a slave.
You were a conqueror.
You conquered South America, Central America, and you happen to have moved up here.
Sorry, buddy.
You're not marginalized.
That's just a made-up thing.
You might as well come here as a Lebanese and go, why are we even competing?
Blacks, Lebanese, Latinx.
We're all oppressed.
No, no.
The only argument I'm listening to is the black one.
And even then I'm like, okay, valid, but let's move on.
You can't jump on board, Dickweed.
Fucking loser.
Yes.
Let's work together.
Look at this.
I love it.
Her dog is white.
Tend they agree.
Kissing.
And they agree.
I love it.
Tend they agree.
Kissing.
And they agree.
He's also appropriating female culture.
No one ever talks about that.
Aren't gays in kind of a female blackface?
Not just drag queens, but the day-to-day with the lips and the hmm and the this.
You're stealing female culture.
Anyway, you guys, I can't apply liberal rules to liberals because they're already cannibalizing themselves.
And this is a great example of how they will never be satisfied.
So don't give them an inch or they'll take a mile.
We love We've got to let we sing There's too much news going on these days.
These shows are all long.
So yeah, the faint whiff of fighting back.
What should we call this show?
That sounds too farty.
Anything whiff, faint whiff.
Smell of success?
That's another smell thing.
Yeah, but at least there's context to that where people think of it.
A glint of hope.
Fighting back question mark?
I'll figure it out.
Anyway.
On the subject of fighting back, well, first of all, I think Antifa is exposing themselves more and more.
This was in the shared folder, but they're burning crosses now.
What did Rage Against the Machine say?
Some of those who burn crosses are the ones that run forces.
He's got a weird, like, Bronx accent.
Good enough.
Zach de La Roche.
I think he's from L.A. What's with the crosses there, Zach?
Hey, I'm an old retired cop from the Boogie Down Bronx.
And some of those that burn crosses.
So they've exposed themselves.
They're just fucking Satanists that want America to burn.
I saw that some of the black rioters were saying, actually, the looting we did was reparations.
And it doesn't matter to these companies because they have insurance.
And insurance is magic money that comes from outer space.
But the chief of police in Seattle, who I think is a good cop, black woman, has just quit.
They said we're getting rid of 100 different Cop jobs and they're cutting down police funding by 100 grand or something in Seattle.
I forget the exact numbers, but she just goes, Okay, fuck you, I'm out.
You can always tell who are the real cops by the ones that refuse to capitulate to these bullshit parameters and they just quit.
Like our dude in the Bronx, who was, I think, 17 years past retirement, 37 years in the force.
And they told him to take a knee, and he goes, no, I'm not doing that.
So I think we're seeing some retaliation from Christians.
I think Christians have had enough of this bullshit.
And you can see this is under the fighting back thing.
They were worshiping at Walmart.
Because everyone can go to Walmart and no one can go to church.
Okay, then I'll worship at Walmart.
Our God is greater, our God is stronger, I'm the one higher than any other.
Our God is healer, our son is power, our God.
It's so weird.
When I was a young man, I would be laughing at all these Christians.
So corny, man.
That's so gay.
And now that I've experienced what it's like to go to church and be with these people, I get it.
I felt the power of God.
This is my favorite one, though.
And this video sort of sums up the whole episode, everything I'm trying to get across today.
So a bunch of people went to the area formerly known as CHOP, and they had a Christian concert.
And they started blasting Christian music and chanting and praising Jesus and putting their hands over their heads.
And it was all young people, multiracial.
And they were met with Antifa who had signs that said, Hail Satan.
Look at that guy.
Hail Satan.
Like, I would have been that guy when I was 18 with the Hail Satan sign.
Then you have babies and you go, oh, we're all in this together.
And by all of us, I mean the entire earth.
So they had a big worship ceremony at CHOP and they played music.
Let's go to the last video.
Turn it up.
The more I yell at them, the better they, the more fun they have.
The more fun they fucking have, dude.
This shit is ridiculous.
Exactly.
He just admitted defeat.
That's awesome.
The more I yell at them, the more fun they have.
This shit is ridiculous.
That's like Satan's.
He's like, I'm having fun now.
That sounds like Satan.
Yeah.
The more I yell at them, the better they, the more fun they have.
The more fun they fucking have, dude.
This shit is ridiculous.
That's so great.
So we're fighting back.
It started.
The uprising has begun.
That's what I'll call it.
There we go.
Finally.
Let's hit the mail.
Let us.
Let us.
Let me touch it.
Hey, Gavin Rygai.
What the fuck was in the background of Daryl Chinquanta's video feed?
Looked like something from the Kurova Milk Bar.
And he shows us the Kurova Milk Bar on Pinterest.
It did look a lot like that.
And yeah, I didn't want to comment because I revere him so much, but that was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.
Do you know what he's talking about, Ryan?
No.
In the interview itself?
Yes.
With his background.
Yes.
No, and I took note of it.
Is it possible that you could be less perceptive as a human being?
Montoya, he called himself when he got caught.
Oh, yeah, there was that painting with the thing.
There's a wine thing that you didn't see in the background.
I guess that is weird.
You guess that's weird.
A woman made of milk that's pouring out of the wall.
You think that's milk?
Okay, water?
Like a white statue is kind of a common thing, so I was like, all right, that's a white statue.
It's a painting that is 3D.
Yeah.
That's normal to you?
A 3D painting is a statue.
It's a 3D statue painting.
Yeah, that's weird.
I guess.
Holy fuck, you're fucking weird.
I don't really think that's too weird.
You have weirdest stuff in your house.
Like what?
Like weird chandeliers and chairs and a bear and yeah, stuffed bear.
That's really weird.
I've never seen taxidermy before.
It's like a, you know, one of those singing fish on the wall or something.
Holy fuck, folks at home.
You see what I go through?
You should do Ghost Town by the specials.
That's what New York City is like right now.
Okay.
Hey, fags, you guys are always complaining on the show how long it takes to email airdrop files to each other and how it's always inconsistent.
I'm here to offer you a solution free of charge.
Just create a mutual Dropbox or Google Drive folder for you to drop in your files.
You can both have it open on your different computers.
And as soon as it's uploaded to the drive, the other person can instantly download it, open it from their computer.
That way you don't have to worry about the email servers taking forever.
Thank you, sir, for your tip, but we already have a shared folder that we use.
This is for Matt, Gavin Rygei.
Go to 2213 of the Teriology video.
This could be a powerful video drop.
Picture Portland Antifa B-roll followed by, now all these things are illegal.
2213.
Well, that's $4.
Now, all of these things are legal.
The banks can say a dollar times a dollar is a dollar and give you that.
That is pretty good.
I was watching a public fight, and this black girl was like, there's somebody called an ambalance?
She said it multiple times.
Ambalance.
This place has a really cool ambalance.
I don't know if it's the candles or the incense.
Very relaxing.
This thing keeps tilting.
I think it's ambalanced.
Not a fan of the bathtub show.
I gave it like minutes, and that's all I could take.
Okay.
Sounds like you're gay.
It was not our most popular show.
It's split.
Very divisive show.
Hey, Gavin, Lord of Censor TV and Ryan, who almost assuredly did not mess something up once this episode.
Could you please rate Ben Shapiro's sister for us?
Looks like she has some absolutely magnificent dumpers.
She also has that kind of not hot, cute look that makes her so much more hot.
I've attached some images for reference.
I like you more than a friend.
Dumpers.
That's hilarious.
I scanned these first to make sure there was no nudes.
Yeah, why did Jews always have such fantastic tits?
She is an absolute smoke ball.
Although, her nose looks pretty in the first two, but it looks a little...
It looks a bit much in the third.
Very dar man.
Oh, yeah.
Fantastic boobaroos.
What do you say, Ryan?
That's in there.
I mean, that's, what, close to eights?
Hovering around an eight?
Yep.
I think she's in the mid-sevens, but can easily go.
Okay, last letter.
Yeah, and Rygai, apparently the New York State public school teaching resources were leaked online.
They're available for now to download on Google Drive.
The early childhood education section is really disturbing for my wife and I because we've got two young boys, three and one, another plan soon, and we're freaked the fuck out about sending them to school.
My wife has already downloaded a ton of educational materials and is trying to wrap her head around homeschooling, which seems like the only way to educate your kids without some Marxist cow forcing race theory and social justice math.
Seriously, that's in there.
Down little kids' throats.
Anyway, I know you've had a kick for bad education in the past, so I figured you might be interested taking a look at some of this.
Here you go.
And then he shows us.
There's the BLM folder.
Yeah, I noticed that my kids' school has a whole bunch of BLM stuff.
It's just a given that public schools endorse Black Lives Matter.
Week of action.
Yep.
Diversity, restorative justice, unapologetically black, black females, black women, white black families, black women, black villages.
Okay.
Globalism?
Wow.
Loving, engaged mobilism.
Yes.
It says it right there.
Wow.
Yep.
Queer affirming, transgender affirming, intergenerational?
Collective value.
What does intergenerational mean?
Is that about fucking kids?
It's gotta be.
At this point.
What does intergenerational mean?
I don't like the sound of that at all.
It just sounds like a.
I love a black woman's its own thing.
Just black women.
Here we go.
I don't know what the fuck.
Privilege, white supremacy, heterosexism, gender, transgender, social media.
So I'll put that in the show notes.
If you go to gavinmcinnis.win, they always put up the show notes.
I'll put that particular thing in the show notes and we should download it and I'll have a look at it on our own time because it looks corrupt.
All right, lads, let's end the show.
We've got two videos.
One shows you male cops and one shows you female cops.
Here is a female cop and the security guard at a store.
So he's obviously called in for backup and she's shown up.
And the boy's father goes, yeah, I'm not having my boy arrested.
Thank you very much.
And just goes and just takes him from the cop.
And then she grabs him and he just hits her hand.
Actually, he goes to hit her hand.
She pulls her hand away because she doesn't want her hand to get hurt.
And they leave.
This is female cops in action.
No, wrap him up.
Wrap him up.
Wrap him up.
That even gypsy.
A northerner?
One of those Irish travelers?
Look at this guy.
There's no fucking way you're arresting my boy.
Look at that.
The skipping clerk says, no, I guess I won't do that.
You're free to go.
I'll fight them off.
He doesn't even lose his sweatshirt.
Now, watch your hand when he goes to hit it.
Nope, I don't want to get hurt.
Good to go.
Now, the cops in Britain are obviously castrated.
Tons of rules.
They get chastised for doing anything but arresting racists who had a rude tweet.
But just here, this is a guy without a gun.
He's only given a taser.
He's dealing with a bunch of drunken trash.
And even then, the male cops are 100 times better.
The male cops are 100 times better.
Whoop, you're on the stove.
Now she goes to kick his ass.
No, and I'm not going to beat you up, but I am going to taste it.
Wow.
Can we do that again?
And boom, you're going down.
Bitch, get the fuck away from me.
Boop, in your leg.
As fast as that.
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