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Aug. 10, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E196 - A COP'S LIFE [2020-08-10 - S02E196 - A COP'S LIFE]
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There's some wars in this house, there's some wars in this house, there's some roars in this house, there's some wars in this house, butterfly free seven days a week.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Yeah, you tellin'what I'm wet in,'cause she put my bucket in her mouth with this wet in,'cause she give me everything you got for this wet in.
*thud*
That was Wet Ass Pussy, I believe it's called.
A new hit by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion, whose combined IQ is still legally retarded.
We really like to support our women in rap and RB, but some of them are so dumb that I think it would be illegal to give them the death penalty because they know not what they do.
I mean, it really is Down syndrome levels.
You know what Beyonce said the other day?
She said, I would like to pet a whale, like a huge whale, one of those big giant ones, but I don't think you can do that.
She's not joking.
I don't think you can do that because those whales, if you get too close, the boat can float into their mouths.
And then you have like a, was it Moby Dick?
We have a scenario wherein the boat is now in a whale.
And I guess you have to, you can start a fire in there and probably live for a few weeks.
You could live off whatever the whale catches, the fish, but you wouldn't see the sun.
And you'd be miles underwater.
She said that.
Miles underwater?
Miles underwater?
October, postal of them was actually pretty equibable.
Shut the fuck up.
Like Miles McInnis underwater?
Yeah, we get your terrible joke.
And you did a terrible imitation of him.
How do you do it?
You interrupted me, and I'm on a roll here.
Alicia Shakes once said Africa is her favorite country.
Out of all the countries in Africa, Africa's her favorite.
And that song appears to be Megan the Stallion.
Oh, here it is.
Now she wants to be a whale.
You could be an animal for one day.
What would you pick?
Lizzo.
An animal?
Oh, that's hard.
I know what I beat.
A whale.
Why?
I love whales.
I love whales since I was a little girl.
She wants to touch one one day.
I think I will be a bird.
What?
Because they can fly.
Are we talking to five-year-olds?
I want to be a bird because they can fly.
By the way, Beyonce also said she named her daughter Blue because everything is blue.
A computer screen's blue and the sky is blue.
Everything.
Look, that Donald Trump suit is blue.
Everything is blue.
Blue.
This is pretty blue.
Ergo.
Everything is blue and this doesn't exist.
So anyway, these two women have a song where they talk about how good they are in bed, how moist their vaginas are, and there's no other point to the song.
It's just, I have a wet-ass pussy.
And, you know, the amazing thing about this is something as juvenile as that, like, that's like saying I have long legs or something.
And the millions that went into this and the millions that will come out of it, we really are at rock bottom as far as pop culture goes.
They're both just rapping with their vaginas the entire video.
Like, play it.
Play it.
This is what dogs would do if they talk.
They would just score like food, food, sex, territory, territory.
Food, food, food, food, food, sex, territory.
Food, food, food.
Food, sex, territory.
They talk like dogs.
Sex, sex, sex, vagina.
Is that Kylie Jenner?
Is it?
Yeah.
What's she doing in there?
Is her pussy really wet too?
Ring my cheetah door.
I think the metaphor there is you're going inside of her vagina.
This is apocalyptic.
What if people in the 50s, when they started making rock and roll could see where music was going?
Burn it!
That's why they smashed their guitars.
They had a glimpse into the future.
Like after this performance, today we have a very special show, A Cop's Life, it's called.
And I got so much to talk about because it's cop-related and Antifa-related that we're just going to dedicate the whole show to it.
New York Post, front page, thousand victims.
Cops hit tragic figure, sorry, city hits tragic figure as shootings double in 2020.
Why are police here?
Why do they exist?
Well, to keep us safe, to protect our property.
That's why we pay tax, because we want to be able to call the cops if someone smashes our property.
We want to make sure our children are safe.
And this narrative began that cops aren't doing that and they're killing us and ruining society and just beating up black people for no reason.
And so people accept that narrative without verification.
Very difficult verification.
And then they go, okay, well, if there is this gang in blue.
Or as a guy, black dude at my gym said, you know, I go, the KKK isn't a thing, dude.
They're not around.
And he goes, no, they just traded in their white robes for blue uniforms.
Shut the fuck.
That's the kind of argument where you just go, all right, bye.
It's like when someone mentions astrology.
And you go, oh, you believe in that?
All right, I got to go.
I can't.
There's no future for us.
And so they say, okay, well, let's get rid of that blue clan.
Let's get rid of the cops.
Okay, so what you should be seeing now that the cops have had their hands tied behind their backs, you should be seeing a lot more safety.
You should be seeing a lot less black people hurt.
You shouldn't be seeing looting.
You shouldn't be seeing violence.
You shouldn't be seeing a country in an absolute state of chaos.
But that's what we're seeing.
And guess who suffers the most?
The poor, black people.
They're the ones getting shot.
The suburbs are fine.
The suburbs don't need cops.
I think in my neighborhood, at any given time, there are three police available.
If you get in a shootout in the Bronx, 1,200 cops are going to be there in seconds.
And we also have homeless people.
And look at this.
A boy draws a chalk at the Lucerne Hotel Sunday, adding a series of welcome messages left for the hundreds of homeless now being housed in area hotels.
Everyone deserves a home, the little boy writes in chalk, as some drunk Chicano takes a piss.
They're literally pissing on the signs.
And we have seven sex offenders released in New York City who are housed within a block of a school.
I presume they'll be there when school reconvenes in September.
So apparently the cops were relevant.
Portland is trashed.
Apparently we did need them.
And apparently they're not quite so feckless.
We'll be talking to, speaking of the opposite of feckless, we'll be talking to this man today, Daryl Cinquanta.
Cinquenta?
Daryl Cinquanta, 50 years, he caught the perp.
But before we get to him, I want to just sort of lay out the society we're in.
And here's a great example of this.
This was from May last year.
And it was a junkie in a cute little town called Applegate, Appleton, Wisconsin.
Wonderful little, quaint little town.
But they have a problem with black crime.
And this guy is on morphine, right?
He takes his wife's prescription meds.
It's so high on morphine that he basically dies on the bus.
They can't revive him.
He's dying.
He's slipping away.
You know how you overdose?
Did you know how you overdose?
You know what ODing is?
Well, guess.
Is it a breathing thing where you're too high to breathe?
I remember you saying that once.
Yeah.
You get into such a state of sleep that your lungs stop moving.
So your lungs go to sleep and then you suffocate.
So anyway, he's suffocating.
Ambulance shows up.
The bus stops.
They call the ambulance.
They show up just in time.
They Narcan him.
And you know you're on opioids when Narcan just makes you go, hi, how's it going?
What's going on?
If you were dying of anything else, there's no other thing where you go, hi, how are you?
Like a heart attack, obviously a stabbing, any kind of allergic reaction.
It's a slow recovery.
This is just, you're 100%.
So they Narcan him, but they go, if you were that far gone, dude, the Narcan's going to wear off and you're going to be ODing again in about 10 minutes.
So they're sitting there trying to help him.
His name is Ruben Houston.
And there he is.
47-year-old Reuben Houston with two different eyes.
So check out this video.
12B.
Was it that one?
Yeah.
Okay.
I downloaded it.
Well, but it's time-stamped, you fucking tard.
The player's trash, but 12B.
What's going on with our player?
So that's after they've Narcanned him.
They're getting him off the bus.
EMT, firefighters, cops, all dedicated to making sure he's okay.
As he overindulges himself.
Get your pockets real quick before you ride it.
Make sure there's nothing sharp on you with them.
Yes.
That firefighter you just saw in the corner is dead now from this guy.
Looking in the frog.
But I just think this is a great example of a cop's life.
This video didn't lead to any parades, and this wasn't in the news.
This story didn't go anywhere outside of Appleton, Wisconsin, in a few law enforcement blogs.
But this guy has got a gun on him right now.
And they don't know that.
They should have just tackled him right away.
But they say we've got to search your pockets.
And he starts getting weird.
He says, my shoes hurt.
He says, I'm really tired.
At one point, they go, we got to check your pockets.
And he goes, well, I got to check my pockets first.
And then the guy laughs.
He goes, check yourself before you wreck yourself.
All of these people are there to make sure Reuben Houston is okay.
Okay, and they're your prescription pain meds?
You turn it up.
I just don't want you to follow.
Prescription pain meds.
I just got to give it a picture.
Okay, prescription pain meds?
Yeah, they were more white viewers.
Okay, all right.
Do you have more of the bottom line?
They really are just like.
If we get rid of them, right, it's raping, podium, it's a thousand victims.
But also, their day-to-day prescription is just babysitting lions.
Babysitting losers.
Cleaning up our human trash.
I have to protect myself earlier.
I have to check myself earlier.
Check yourself.
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
You have to check yourself for a gun.
Guess what?
He does check himself for a gun, and he has one.
Let's go to 12C jump to the action.
Oh, lighter, okay.
Okay.
I don't know, what could the cop have done different?
He's not looking at any sense right now.
And here's another thing.
Is it possible that this guy wants to shoot these cards because he's under the impression, thanks to the media, that the cops are going to kill him.
That's a possibility too.
just be an evil piece of or he could be a brainwashed piece of ship He also says he has a real thing about cops touching him.
Oh, okay, well then we won't search you.
I didn't know you were allergic to frisks.
I feel that you're not making a safe choice in your best interest.
Wait, I'm not making any choice.
You're not making a safe choice in your best interest.
And I have to involve prices.
We have to go to the hospital anyway to start that process, and we have to have them evaluate.
So he refuses to go to the hospital.
Really, the problem is you know if you have a gun on.
You kind of involved.
He's trying to talk his way out of it.
That's my phone.
Don't reach for anything.
Just encourage me.
That's my phone.
Look, man, I have a problem with officers touching me and you can't get lift up.
Sure.
I get lifted button.
You lift your shirt up on it.
One of your memory states.
Look.
Look, man.
This is not bad.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Oh, fuck!
See that firefighter that went down by the ambulance?
He's dead now.
Why did he shoot him?
He was just shooting.
You fucking idiot.
That firefighter had just saved his life with Narcan.
And he was killed for it.
And we're marching in the streets talking about police brutality.
Help me out here.
Anyway, so 12E, they have the shootout.
And this one little fat, chubby retard, her number one concern while a man lies dying is that her phone's over there.
We're in a gunshot way now.
I'm my phone's over there.
My phone don't use it.
Don't worry about it.
Is she crying?
Yeah.
Well, she's on a phone.
Well, she's someone else's phone.
Before we make fun of her, she may actually be literally retarded.
Oh.
Well, let's take it easy on the jokes.
Gotcha.
We're in a gunshot right now.
It's my staff.
My phone's over there.
I just said, don't make fun of her.
It's not.
I'm just repeating what she said in her voice.
My phone's over there.
My phone's over there.
I think she is because the other gentleman.
I like the sound of her.
I'd like to babysit her.
I'd like to be one of her handlers just to hear that accent.
My phone's over there.
I could say that all day.
My phone's over there.
My phone's over there.
It might be like a slow group because you see the gentleman there.
He looks pretty slow too.
Yeah.
So this might be a group.
My phone's over there.
My phone's over there.
Don't worry about it.
Get out of here.
So then they get closer, go to 12F.
And eventually they realize that the best way to deal with this is with the shield.
Because they, they, oh, sorry.
He, uh, so he shot the firefighter.
He grabbed.
And then while in the firefight, he grabs a woman as a hostage.
And I think she gets shot.
And eventually they shoot him in the leg.
He throws his gun down and they arrest him.
Right here, Barton.
All right.
Houston!
Listen to me!
Keep your hands right there!
Right here.
He says it.
He says it.
Houston, do not move.
You got it?
Houston, we have a problem.
It's you.
Houston, you are a problem.
Put your hands behind your back.
How many times have you seen these videos and they're just like this?
And you just want to jump in the screen and put their hands behind their back?
Put your hands behind your back.
You're not talking your way out of this.
Just stay there, buddy, okay?
Don't point, don't move.
Where is the gun?
Just tell me.
Put your hands behind your back.
Do it now.
Put your hands behind your back, buddy.
Put your hands behind your back.
Grab it on the bonnie.
Please grab him.
Put your hands behind your back.
I think he said, I have no money.
Please grab me.
I thought he said, I can't.
Please grab them.
Put your hands behind your back.
Grab it on the bonnie.
Why are they hiding one of his hands?
Put your hands behind your back.
Put your hands behind your back now.
What is that?
Why is there a dot on his hand?
I know.
I see him.
Anyway, they handcuff him.
He gets arrested.
The other guy's dead.
I just want that video to sort of set the tone for the show.
That's a cop's life.
That's what they're dealing with.
And the city is in total.
The city.
The cities are in total and utter disarray.
Let's just go through them.
We got Portland, Seattle, Chicago, Indianapolis, D.C., and Colorado.
And Colorado will bring us to our guest.
But let's start with Portland, one, three.
This is amazing.
So Antifa is terrorizing all these people.
What do they do with their power?
Do they hand out pamphlets about police brutality?
Look, she's got an Antifa tattoo.
No, they block traffic and antagonize people.
They have blowhorns.
They have symbols.
They scream at them when they're getting ice cream.
What's your point?
What are you doing?
We want to raise awareness.
Okay.
So eventually, I think we're at the point now in America where we've had enough.
And we're starting to fight back.
Anyone who...
Max and John, Max Herron, John Kinsman are in prison right now for fighting these people, for recognizing that they are a problem.
And now they're taking over the entire country and burning it to the ground.
We warned you.
So look at this fat ugly bitch.
Get that.
No!
No!
Call the police!
Call the police!
So Portlanders have had enough and have started arming themselves.
And they swarm this woman, so she stabs them.
And what's Antifa yelling?
Call the police!
Call the police!
Look, she's trying to get away from her.
And she just shows her bleeding tit.
By the way, I called her an ugly bitch and she's wearing a mask, but how much do you want to bet?
Stop!
Stop!
Drop your knife!
Move!
So the person filming is saying, let's just get her arrested and get her knife off of her.
No, move!
Good.
I'm glad she has a knife.
I'm glad people are finally standing up.
In Seattle, they had a pro-cop rally, which is very good news.
Not to be confused with the one in Colorado.
What's this one now?
1-3?
No, 1-4.
Went to Seattle.
Oh, yeah.
So this woman, by the way, I like that people are standing up to them, and I'm glad that woman was armed when she got harassed.
But moms and sisters and daughters and aunts, please don't confront a mob of people in your slippers.
Heather Heyer confronted a gang of Nazis in her sweatpants and is dead.
I don't want any female relatives of mine confronting these people.
those stupid umbrellas So they're attacking that photographer.
He's disappeared into the crowd.
Cops are taking her out.
I think they took her phone or something.
My phone's over there.
My phone's over there.
So that's people standing up to them in Seattle.
You saw the footage of the woman in Portland, too.
Old lady goes up and says, stop destroying this police station.
And they poured white paint on her face.
That's not in the notes.
Did you see that, Ryan?
No.
Do you see anything?
What do you do all day?
I try to avoid politics because I know I will get to see them sometimes.
And then if I see them for the first time here, it's a first reaction.
So it's like exciting.
You get to see what I react like.
I ate ice cream this weekend.
So white paint, Portland old lady.
Now I have to tell him how to do his job, how to find out about stories.
So this is ancient news, right?
Everyone's seen this.
I have seen this, yeah.
Yeah.
So I like that people are fighting back, but please, old ladies, stay away from these violent assholes.
You're going to die.
Go to 1-5.
So there was a cop rally in Seattle.
We haven't seen much video of it yet, but apparently Proud Boys kicked the shit out of Antifa.
is 1-5?
Yeah, if you could Are they both the same?
Link the same ass thing.
Okay, well, let's jump.
We'll have more on the Seattle ass kicking.
Enrique says there's tons of videos and footage he's going to get to me.
But Chicago, last night, in this cop-free zone.
Let's see life in Chicago without cops.
What's that like?
It doesn't look very nice, does it?
Best Buy.
What is all the white?
Is that the foam packing?
There's a lot of parking available.
So they get their TV and they take it out of the foam packing and stuff?
Don't you want the warranty?
To do a parking lot on box.
Why do they do that?
Why do they unpack it?
Because it looks suspicious to walk around with a box.
Looks pretty suspicious to be walking around with a TV.
And doesn't everyone have a TV at this point?
Yeah, I don't know what the big thing about TVs is.
Who doesn't have a TV?
And TVs are about $100.
They're cheap.
I don't get the package.
The guy got killed over the TVs during the first round of lootings.
Remember that?
That ex-cop?
Over a TV.
Oh, that black guy?
Yeah.
He asked the looters to stop stealing TVs, and they shot him dead.
So many black people have died.
There's been nine unarmed blacks killed by cops this year.
In two of the cases, they were not trying to kill the cop, and those cops are on trial.
So that's two innocent people killed by cops.
Out of, I believe it's 3 million encounters a year.
There's 330 million people.
Six people died of spider bites last year.
This is not an epidemic.
And I bet you those two cases are not as cut and dry as I'm implying right now.
Breonna Taylor.
I saw Sarah Silverman wearing a t-shirt.
The cops who shot Breonna Taylor have to be, should be put in prison.
Put the cops who shot Breonna Taylor in prison.
Breonna Taylor was not an EMT.
That's not the case.
She was fired as an EMT.
She was a drug dealer.
She had been monitored by drug beaten by the DEA.
She was on tape working with her drug dealer boyfriend, as is always the case.
You don't have a successful, cool EMT with a drug dealer boyfriend who is constantly going, can you stop with the dealing heroin, please?
You know how many people I saved on a bus with Narcon just today?
Your job is affecting my job.
Dwayne?
No, that's not a thing.
When the boyfriend's a drug dealer, the girlfriend is involved.
Anyway, they have her on tape involved.
They had a no-knock warrant, but they knocked anyway.
They knocked, made theirself known.
The boyfriend started shooting.
They shot back, as is their training.
She got caught in the crossfire.
That's what happens when you work in illegal activities.
You're in gang activities.
You get gangbanged.
I believe I found the Proud Boys video of them fighting back.
Is this it?
Yep.
a group holding a Proud Boys flag made its way through the street.
And when counter-protesters followed them to Third and James, the two sides clashed.
Black Lives Matter protesters used pepper spray, while members of the Proud Boys countered with bear spray.
Are you sure that's new?
He just there's been so 29 minutes ago.
There's probably a bunch on his feed.
I'll look.
Wait, go back.
Do you see that?
It said, Proud Boys beat up my boyfriend, and he's having seizures.
He is having seizures.
This is awful.
I disagree.
It's a straight male who thinks he's a drag queen and a woman who thinks she's a male.
So they're in a boring, white, heterosexual relationship, but they spice it up by pretending they're the other sex.
Let me see it.
See how biased the news is?
Counter-protesters follow.
Antifa followed.
They're not counter-protesters.
Wait, wait.
Go back to that TikTok.
Oh, that's the old one.
I'm looking badass.
All right, let's get back to Chicago.
So Seattle was a success.
Chicago was just more fucking looting.
I mean, there's two groups here.
There is the spoiled brat white kids whose dads are Marxist professors and they hate the cops because they read about it in a book that Shea Guevara was in.
And then there's the black inner city kids who just see free shit and have no political nothing.
They just like the idea of wrecking shit.
So go to 1.7.
Now, this is Chicago.
Chicago was burning and looting.
So, and what do they go for?
Designer brands.
This is because of police brutality.
You're stealing Chanel?
See, there's no logic to any of this.
We have a pandemic.
We're not allowed to leave our homes.
Can't go to church.
Can't go to funerals.
Yet 200,000 people can gather for a black trans lives thing.
We have to stay inside to be safe, yet we're letting pedophiles out of prison and putting them next to kids.
Sound reasonable?
Sound logical?
See, that's the thing that drives me nuts about this.
And I've always said this on this show.
I hate that our enemies are so lazy.
I hate that we're being beaten by fucking goons who don't even check to see if they're logically consistent.
They just fart out a bunch of rules and we follow them.
And they make up a bunch of stories about cops like Breonna Taylor.
So easy to look up that case.
Nope, Sarah Silverman's got her shirt on.
*Pewds*
So they've just destroyed.
They should have had security.
They got everything out of the orchestra.
Thank you.
And they got Chanel.
They got Chanel.
Or they also attacked Amazon Go in Chicago.
This is all Chicago we've been doing.
The Chanel, that styrofoam everywhere, and now this 1-8.
What's the logic here, anarchists?
You hate stores?
You hate Amazon?
Just destruction.
This is just bratty behavior.
This is what kids do during a temper tantrum.
They wreck stuff.
They wreck their own stuff.
If my youngest was having a temper tantrum, it would be totally reasonable for him to smash one of his own toys that he loves.
This is kind of what's happening in America right now.
I think the cops are saying, all right, this is enough.
Well, we have more looting, 1.9.
Yeah, this is Chicago.
This is a world without cops.
Remember when the mayor's wife, Charlene McRae, said, I believe in the utopia of a New York City without cops.
I think we're about five years away.
Okay, I'm guessing it'll look a lot like this.
shopping carts full of stolen shit.
Mmm, mmm, mmm.
And we have looting at a mall, 2-0.
This is all still Chicago.
This thing is kind of funny.
*Sounds of laughter*
They're really into taking it out of the box.
You know what's big in the hood right now?
Feather bedroom slippers.
You know, like in the 50s, a sexy lady would have on those little mules, those pumps, and the toe part would be all feathers?
Girls in the hood are wearing those now with like jean short shorts.
And I even saw little girls emulating the fashion, too.
This is big in the hood.
Weird.
Maybe it comes from the looting.
Right.
They're just like, just grabbed a bunch of crap.
They make do with stuff they normally wouldn't wear.
That was the thing.
Oh, and then just last one of Chicago, 2-1.
People are using their cars to break into the front of places.
Which just shows you the utter lawlessness when you can use a car.
This is not stealthily done in the middle of the night.
Someone smashes the window, grabs.
This is not a smashing ground.
This is like, all right, let's...
Give me a...
What the fuck is going on?
The cops.
We are sick of being murdered by cops.
We're taking Chanel bags.
There should be an orderly system where that guy gets the loot first, right?
Yeah.
But I don't know.
I think he's a car.
It's damaging his car.
The bumper's got to be trashed.
Yeah.
That's going to cost him about $600, too.
They could identify his car way easily if he was like on a street.
Easier?
Way easilier than.
Oh, way easilier.
Easier.
Is it easier?
No, you're right.
It's easilier.
I guess you're right.
I learned something.
Yeah, Ryan's really good at speaking his mother tongue.
It's way easilier.
That's correct.
Fuck.
You heard it here first, folks.
Easilier.
Easilier.
I got to write that one down.
Let's jump over to Indianapolis.
This is like live PD.
Oh, God.
Someone's actually asked this question before.
Okay.
Goodbye.
I'm not proving that you're wrong.
So in Indianapolis now, they have pretty good gun laws.
And what these people are doing with good gun laws is brandishing weapons illegally.
This is 2-2 Indianapolis.
They're pulling over cars and then pointing guns at them.
Look at this guy.
I'm going to kill you if you keep driving.
Get that plate.
So then the person goes, like, if this happens, get the hell out of there.
You don't have a gun yourself.
Just get the hell out of there.
Are you sure she's not going to say, get that baby?
No.
Oh, she's saying get that baby because there's a guy who brought his little kid to this thing.
Get that baby!
Get that baby!
Well, believe it, it's not so good.
So then he goes, I guess I'll go around.
Is that okay?
Here, why don't I go over here?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
You're not going anywhere.
And look, he's bringing his daughter to a vehicle ramming party.
What a piece of shit that guy is.
There's people with weapons attacking cars, and you brought your daughter?
No women should be at this stupid thing.
So that's Indianapolis.
It's the whole city.
And now here at Live PD, we're going to check in on D.C., Washington, D.C., 2-3.
They are also blocking traffic, but there's a problem with blocking traffic in D.C. There's a lot of blacks in D.C. I think it might be 50% of the population.
Should they have their cars blocked?
This is about racism, right?
I ain't here on that.
I want you to go and have a good day.
Have a beautiful day, you beautiful.
They get a lot of courage right as the car is leaving, you'll notice.
I'm not even yelling black women today!
She just spit on my daughter!
She really just spit on my daughter!
Oh, I didn't even see that.
It's a white woman with Black Lives Matter arguing with a black woman on whether they should stop black people in cars.
This is their new system.
Also in DC, for some weird reason, Antifa marched by a bunch of gay bars.
And did gays, are gays cops?
I guess some are.
And the residents came out to fight with them.
So where have we done here?
We've done Portland, Seattle, Chicago, Indianapolis, D.C. This is in D.C. Are you standing up against black liberation?
I think they're gay.
They're gay drunks.
I'm going to bang a pan with a ladle for black liberation.
I think they're all gay.
Dude, you're wrecking your pot or your bowl or whatever the fuck that is.
One time we were in Costa Rica and the howler monkeys were driving us nuts because it's the loudest mammal in the world and they go like a monster all night long and I had enough of them and I came outside and I had two pans.
I was going, shut the fuck up, trying to scare them out of the trees.
And I did eventually get them to clear the area by yelling and banging the pans.
And then when I was done, I looked down and I had completely destroyed my two frying pans.
They don't stand up to a lot of banging.
Old howler monkeys.
Her new look hanging from the cage.
All night long that goes.
Oh, it's awful.
I started throwing locks at them at one point, and I think I heard a e like I hit a baby.
Oh.
Which brings us to Colorado.
And I think they went to the wrong town.
Antifa beaten after they went after a man in a wheelchair.
You guys came to the wrong city.
Finally, a victory.
This is the most, this is really going on.
2.5 million views.
Good job.
Don't do that.
Hey, you're just not about to get better now.
You just got to ask for that shit.
You're fucking just a friend, baby, when you're fucking climbing this bullshit.
It's nice to hear communist bullshit yelled at someone.
So this was a pro-cop rally in Colorado, and these dumbasses decided they were going to crash it.
Again, a bunch of women coming to a fight.
We got a birthday party on this side.
Where are you going?
Oh, you fucking rock the shit out of your fucking ass.
*clap*
Just charge them and beat them, please.
You know, in Minsk right now, in Belarus, they're stopping cops from arresting illegals, and they swarmed the cops and beat their ass.
What are you doing?
Antifa commie bastards out of the neighborhood because nobody wants Antifa in the neighborhood.
Nobody wants them here, so we'll march them out.
Get a mustache dude.
Just beat them up.
They're beating us up.
Bye-bye, commiscum.
Bye-bye.
this is where it gets pretty good.
They fall into a hole.
Like a ditch.
and then the locals decide to see a good place to ground and pound.
Oh my!
You guys came to the wrong city, boys and girls.
They're way better on the megaphone than the other ones.
What are you doing?
Everybody keep your hands up.
Keep punning each other in the face.
See, I wish they beat them up, then took all their clothes, and then chased them into the forest nude.
That's fun.
That would have been way better.
A full body demasking?
Yeah.
If someone got a nice club under the face.
This is testosterone versus estrogen.
This is the boogaloo.
He's randomly poking them with a pole.
Oh, commies, go home.
Bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
See, I've had my ass beat way harder than that in junior high.
When we were kids, when we were teenagers, you'd be in a fight and you couldn't get out of bed for three days.
Like, all your ribs are broken.
Your face was as big as a pumpkin.
Your nose was destroyed.
You lost teeth.
We need to...
I want to be a woman.
There's some more footage from Colorado.
Colorado.
So this must be, I don't know if this is before or after what you just saw.
This is a long-ass episode we're going to have today.
And we're trying to give you a brief rundown of Antifa and anti-cop violence in the past few days.
That's how much there is.
We're barely halfway done.
Does this ever get good?
Jump ahead.
Oh, so they're escorting them by force.
I think these are two totally different incidents.
Who really are, it's just not like these, it's not like this is radical right-wingers against radical left-wingers.
These are normal people, probably don't have a problem with gays, don't really care about marijuana legalization, any of that.
They're probably for legal immigration.
Normal, moderate Americans against radical lefties.
It's now a radical right thing to have an American flag.
I heard about a guy the other day who was getting shit for having a blue line, you know, the American flag with the blue line in it, basically a Blue Lives Matter American flag.
Getting in shit for that because it's racist.
This woman, white woman, of course, approached him at a restaurant, an outdoor place, and his GP has that sticker and she goes, that's racist.
And he goes, how, my family's cops.
I come from a long line of cops.
How is it racist to say that I support the police?
She goes, in this day and age, right now, with what's going on in the world, what is going on in the world, bitch?
Antifa is burning the country to the ground.
She means that cops are killing people.
Anyway, Colorado provides hope again, just like it did in this newspaper.
I was reading on Saturday.
I'm flipping through, and I see this guy, Daryl Cinquanta.
So he gets shot by this dude, Larry Pesateri.
I don't even know if the guy's Chicano, but he goes by Ramon Montoya, right?
And yeah, there he is.
So this is, let me just set the scene here.
This is in the late 60s, early 70s, after MLK was shot.
There was a real push of this same kind of radicalism we're seeing today.
But it wasn't Black Lives Matter.
It was the Black Panthers.
But it was exactly the same illogical criminal activity masked as some sort of subterfuge, right?
Look, he's got the same head shape.
That's what convinced, there he is.
And what you had back then was this group called Crusade for Justice.
And they were just like the American Indian Movement, just like the Weatherman.
In Canada, we had the FLQ, the Front de Libération de Québec, who wanted Quebec to be separate.
And they pretended they were these glorious political prisoners.
They were revolutionaries.
They were just thugs.
And the head of Crusade for Justice, CFJ, was this guy named Corky Gonzalez.
He was an Xboxer, total fucking criminal.
And I believe that this criminal that Daryl caught was part of this communist terrorist organization, Crusade for Justice.
Because after he shot the cop, Daryl, he went and hid.
And Crusade for Justice smuggled him all the way to Mexico.
And now in Mexico, he got into a firefight down there and went to Mexican prison.
Mexican prison, I know a dude who was in Mexican prison.
It's so cramped for space.
When you sleep, you have to spoon like 15 guys.
And then a bell goes off and you switch and roll over.
That's how you sleep.
And if you get up to piss in the middle of the night, you have to walk on people and they beat the shit out of you on your way to the pisser.
Better just to piss your pants.
So in there, he confessed to the cop shooting so he could go to an American prison, which he escaped from.
And I think not only did the Crusade for Justice smuggle him to Mexico, but I believe they helped him escape from prison.
So, and the guy, Corky Gonzalez, who ran it, He made millions of dollars.
He took all this money, bought a building, the Crusade for Justice building, which he then sold for a million bucks.
And it's exactly like BLM.
These people have big money.
They're criminals masking as revolutionaries.
And that's why they're dangerous, because they're there to fucking destroy America.
That guy you just saw, that was Corky Gonzalez.
His job was destroying America and getting rich doing it.
BLM has made millions upon millions.
And how many college funds have they started to help blacks get educated?
How many neighborhood cleanups have they done?
None.
They just keep growing.
It's like the SPLC.
What do they do with their money?
They commit to more fundraising and it just keeps growing and growing and growing and doesn't do any good.
The Southern Poverty Law Center never raised any money for the Southern poor, including that kid who was lynched where they allegedly shut down the Klan.
Yeah, they did.
They bankrupted the Klan.
The Klan had 60 grand and they gave it to that woman who, and the Klan said, we don't actually have the money.
We have this burned out old building, storage unit building.
Okay, it's yours now.
Meanwhile, the SPLC raised $9 million using the picture that lynched black man in their flyers.
This is what's happening with BLM.
And I believe this is what happened with Crusade for Justice.
And there's a great book about it written by this guy, Juan Haro.
And I think CFJ bought them all up.
There's big money behind this.
And big money bought up all these books.
So if you want to get it on Amazon, this is $2.9.
It's a mere $869.97.
This book totally exposes Crusade for Justice for what it was really up to.
All right.
We got to make sure we plug Daryl's book, too.
That's 3-0.
The Blue Chameleon.
Yeah.
And this is a book about his whole life, and this was real police work when you could kick ass and take names.
And though he was almost fired many times and they almost put him in prison, look, there's a bullet hole in his shirt.
Oh, that's where the, what's his name shot him?
Yeah, that's the shirt.
So before we, without further ado, Daryl Cinquanta won the Police Medal of Honor, the Police Distinguished Service Cross, the Service Cross, the Purple Heart, six Police Merit Awards, the Optimus Club Policeman of the Year, the Citizens Appreciate Police Award of Honor, and over 160 official departmental and outside jurisdiction commendations.
He's also buddies with Dog the Bounty Hunter.
Is he there?
Oh, yes.
Let us bump.
Let us bump.
Look, I need a haw hit.
I need a bump.
Daryl Chinquanta, are you there?
I'm here.
How are you this morning?
I'm good.
I was just reading about you in the New York Post.
He nabs his perp after 49 years.
You couldn't have waited one year and made it a nice round 50?
Damn, you know, that's what my last name means.
Sinquanta means 50.
That would have been perfect.
It would have been perfect, wouldn't it?
Ah, what a huge mistake.
I understand when you caught him, he denied it, but he had tattoos to identify himself.
Oh, yeah.
He had tattoos on both arms.
And if you Google it, you'll see a picture where he's got, he's bare-chested and the tattoos.
And that picture came from Mexico.
Oh, because he was arrested there.
Yes.
Now, you know Dog the Bounty Hunter, right?
I do.
And he went through to Mexico to catch a perp.
And I wrote and I told people that they should give him a middle.
That was a phenomenal arrest he made.
Yeah, I don't get this whole like, oh, you cross state lines, you cross country lines.
I'm chasing a perp.
That's all that matters.
I agree.
I like Dog.
In fact, he called me just one day ago or two days ago, and we're going to go to lunch this week.
Oh, that's fantastic.
We have history.
Yeah.
Well, you've always been a stalwart for the cops, defending them.
And now, more than ever, they need it.
And the reason I love this story so much is we're living in an era right now, like this month, where cops are garbage.
They don't matter.
They can't do their jobs.
Just ignore them.
Go slap one in the face, basically, seems to be the message.
And you catching this perp, it shows America, no, we actually do get the job done.
We don't care if it takes half a century.
Let me tell you, as a whole, policemen are fine people, okay?
They talk about, oh, all cops are brutal and they're bad and all this, and that's bull.
I'll bet you that the brutality complaints are less than 1% or 0.1% below.
It's so ludicrous what they're saying.
Cops are not that way.
Cops are really, they're good people.
They have good hearts.
You know, they want to help people.
They want to chase bad guys.
You know, it's just ridiculous what they're doing.
And you know what?
There's no administrative courage.
Yeah.
No administrative courage.
From the governor to the mayor to the chief of police, they don't back their police.
And they haven't backed them in the last month, I'll tell you that.
They're throwing them to the wolves.
They're allowing all this negativity and all these attacks to happen to policemen.
It's terrible.
Well, we've had a suicide a month at the MIPD this year.
And every time someone says, fuck the police, we say, fuck the police's boss because the bosses don't have their backs.
They'll throw them under the bus like that.
Right.
That's right.
Well, let's get back to this story.
This Ramon Montoya, he called himself when he got caught.
So let's start at the beginning.
You're a rookie cop.
It's 1971.
How did you get shot by him?
Well, the whole story is that I was coming back from Winchell's.
I got a twist in a chocolate milk, and I was going to the Sunnyside Drug to get a Sunday paper.
And I was going down Miriposa Way, and there was this little Chevy 2 sitting at the curb.
Wait a minute.
Sorry to interrupt you.
This is in Denver.
It is in Denver.
And you're not in uniform at this point.
I am in uniform.
I'm a rookie cop.
It's Sunday morning, and, you know, I'm working the morning shift.
So I spot this car, I go by it, and I look, and there's two females, and then the passenger is a character that's wearing one of those Castro caps, those green kind of caps.
Yep.
He looked like a character.
So I pulled a U-Turn.
I'm going to go find out who he is and check him out, check his ID, search him, you know, stuff that we did in that day.
So I did that, and the only ID he had was a social security card and some pictures in a wallet.
So I get him out of the car, and I'm going to search him.
So I get him, I say, go to the rear of the car, put your hands on the trunk.
Well, he turns around and he's sliding with his butt to the trunk, and his right elbow is going up.
So me, I hit him in the temple, I knock his hat and glasses off and reach across his body and grab his gun hand, and it does have a gun in it, obviously.
And he levels it and shoots me.
Wow.
What should you have done in retrospect?
Oh, Jesus.
That was a rookie mistake.
What I should have done is back up, pull my gun, and shot it out with him.
You know, you never fight with these guys.
And I learned that right then and there because you might lose.
I did.
I lost.
Right.
So anyway, I had to crawl to the car because we had no bulletproof vests, no radios that came out of the car.
So I had to crawl to the car to call for help.
Now, where exactly did the bullet go in?
I call it the nine ring, but it was, you know, to the right of the heart and down.
So did it hit anything major?
Yeah, it destroyed my liver for one thing.
They said it was like sowing jello together.
Oh, my God.
Does that mean you can't drink?
Pardon?
Does that mean you can't drink alcohol?
No, I can drink.
Oh, few.
So he escapes that particular shooting, gets arrested, goes to prison, but escapes from prison a year later.
Yeah.
Well, you have to understand he went to Mexico.
He fled to Mexico because the crusade for justice took him out of Denver, took him there.
He gets in a firefight there.
He gets caught.
Well, they're not treating him real well, so he says, I want to talk to an American consulate.
So he tells the consulate, I shot a cop in Denver.
Get me out of here.
You know, I don't know if you know about Mexican prisons and Mexican justice.
I've heard they're so packed that you have to spoon the guys because there's no room to sleep.
I don't know about that.
So anyway, we get him back.
He goes to trial for shooting me, and he gets nine and a half to 14.
Then in 74, he goes to the state hospital with another inmate for an operation.
All inmates in Colorado get operated on at the state hospital in Pueblo, Colorado.
So he goes there.
They're met by an armed accomplice.
They take the guard hostage.
They're all armed.
They go to the waiting getaway vehicle and they're gone.
And here we are, 46 years later.
This is starting to sound like a terrorist communist organization.
What was that first group you mentioned?
The Center for Justice?
Crusade for Justice.
What is that?
They were an early terrorist organization in Denver, and they were responsible for many, many bombings here.
And it sounds like he was part of that group.
Well, he had a button on his hat that was a Crusade for Justice pin.
So it's starting to sound like this isn't you catching a random drug dealer or thief.
This is you catching a communist terrorist who was aided by communists.
But he was a terrorist.
Well, it seems like all American terrorists are communists, like the Weathermen and all of these, even these black power groups end up being Marxists.
Well, you could be right.
So you do good old-fashioned police work that involves phone calls and interviews and that old 1950s style, right?
It was.
It's old-fashioned police work.
And what I was trying to do is get him talking.
I wanted him to always talk.
Guess who called me?
And I was never met with warm and fuzzy anything.
They were always nasty to me, which was fine.
But I really was enjoying it.
You know, at least I was trying.
And, you know, it paid off?
It paid off.
June 24th, I get the call.
This person calls me and says, I've thought about it, and I'm going to tell you where the guy is that shot you.
And he gave me some information, and I worked the information, and it was amazing.
It was him.
And how did, where was he?
He was in Espanola, New Mexico.
So what do you do?
Like, do you fly out there?
Do you call the local Espanola police?
Well, after I pulled his, I found a 2011 DWAI that he was arrested for.
Now, mind you, that arrest, there was no fingerprint card.
Now, you have to ask yourself, now, why wasn't there a fingerprint card?
Because that fingerprint card should have gone to the FBI for comparison.
None.
So I figure they knew somebody.
And so that arrest, somebody chucked the fingerprint card.
But anyway, his mugshot was there.
So I pulled his mugshot and it was him.
You know, you might look at it and say, that doesn't look anything like him.
But look at the head shape.
The head shape is him.
So at that point, I took all my research and called Lieutenant Abraham Baca of the PD.
He was a lieutenant.
And we talked, and he agreed to help me.
And he did.
And then he brought in the FBI Kyle Markham.
And together, they did a hell of a job.
And they eventually went and got him.
Okay, I have a stupid question.
When you get arrested for a DWI and you say your name is Ramon Montoya, they go, can I see your driver's license?
Can I see proof?
Let's talk about that.
He had a legitimate driver's license under Ramon Montoya.
He had a social security card under that name.
He had taken on a whole new life, and he was there 40 years under that alias.
It's amazing.
Well, that's a major part of the story, I think, that we have such open immigration here, open borders, that someone can just subsume someone else's name, personality, whatever, and just become a different person.
Now, hold on a second.
I didn't check yet to see if he got a dead person's name or if he made it up.
And see, he was in a place where he has family.
And guess what?
Maybe they knew somebody in DMV, knew somebody in government, knew somebody in the police department, and got all these favors and got that phony, legitimate government stuff.
You know, it's not that he took on a dead person.
I haven't checked it, but I'm going to.
But I doubt it.
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
But that's actually, your scenario is actually a best case scenario.
Because a worst case scenario is that it's just that easy to just become someone in this country.
You just make up a name and get a driver's license and boom.
In New York City right now, they said we're going to start giving illegal driver's licenses.
That's crazy.
It's insanity.
They have no right to it.
They have no right to vote.
You know, I think it's crap.
Well, it obviously makes it easy for cop killers to roam the streets.
Absolutely.
So this guy, do you know anything about him?
Did he have a criminal record or was he a bad guy?
Because I bet there's a lot of people out there that go, oh, why are you picking on him?
It's been 50 years.
Move on.
I've read so much garbage.
You've read people criticizing him.
He's a criminal history.
He's an ex-con.
He's a career criminal.
Burglary.
I think he's got burglary narcotics, maybe robbery.
I haven't looked at his record in years, but he's a convicted felon.
And he's dangerous.
He shot an armed cop.
Do you think he wouldn't shoot you if you got in his way?
Yeah.
Think about it.
What if you found out that he was just a sweetheart of a man and had been volunteering this whole time and worked at the local church?
I could care less.
He owes the government nine and a half to 14.
And then if they prosecute him for the kidnapping and escape, he's going to own more.
So he's going to prison.
Absolutely.
And he'll obviously die there.
Maybe.
You got your revenge.
How does it feel?
Like, how did you feel when they nabbed him, the cuffs were on, and he was heading to custody?
It felt great.
I mean, I was so happy.
I mean, I don't know if the smile's left my face yet, but you chase somebody for that long, and it was ridiculous.
I mean, you know, I was more or less obsessed, but, you know, did I think I'd get him?
I was hoping to.
You know, I figured if I talked to enough people, you know, and rattled enough cages, somebody would talk to me.
And guess what?
They did.
It's amazing.
They gave them to me.
Well, sometimes I think with police work, you're trying to find assholes generally.
And assholes tend to piss people off.
And they don't want, others don't want them in their community.
So it seems like at some point, they burn enough bridges that it's to our advantage as citizens.
That's true.
This guy must have been a dick.
They'll give him up for money, number one.
Number two, my informants, they give him up for like taking care of a case they have.
Let's say they have a case and they don't want to go to prison.
You take care of the case.
They're going to give you certain things.
I used to make him give me three things.
That sounds reasonable.
But this guy, the one who called you on this, you don't even know who he is.
I don't know.
I don't care.
Okay, last question.
So you're a cop for my entire living life.
I was born in 1970.
How do you think the job has changed over the years?
Oh, my God.
I wouldn't last a month.
You know, when I was a cop, they chased me forever.
And towards the end of my career, they tried to put me in prison.
They made allegations towards us which were false.
But anyway, you read my book and you'll see that.
And what's the name of your book?
It's called The Blue Chameleon.
And it's an autobiography.
And it's got this whole incident in it, you know, when I got shot and stuff.
But it's got great stories in it.
And you could kick some ass back then in the 70s, right?
Yes, you could.
And it's funny because everyone sees that as the ultimate sin today.
But that's the vocabulary of the street.
Like these guys fight each other.
That's how you say yes and no on the streets.
They don't deal with like, please stop, sir.
They don't.
And now we're at a point now where they're outlawing chokeholds, and you can sue a cop for libel if he hurts you.
Well, now they're getting rid of that protection that policemen have, whereas if they get sued and there's their awarded damages, they used to pay it.
Now they're taking that away from the cops.
That is absurd.
Absurd.
And, you know, I've suggested that they go and get these insurance companies to give them a policy that covers them.
Because I wouldn't work without it.
You know, I got sued a lot when I was a cop.
For what?
It's all in my book.
Read my book and you'll see.
Oh, we will.
We're pushing it here.
The blue chameleon.
They came after me.
Yeah, I talked to a lot of cops today and I asked them, would you want your son to be a cop?
And, you know, even two years ago, they'd always say, oh, yeah, great pension, and you can retire at 40.
Now, I cannot find a cop who wants their son to be a cop.
You're right.
Do you want your son to be a cop?
No, it's very dangerous.
And you have no backing, zero.
You shoot a minority, hang on to your ass.
You know, you better be so right.
And that gun better be glued to his body because otherwise you're in trouble.
And, you know, the way they're firing cops with no due process, that is crazy.
If I was a cop and they did that to me, I'd be suing them.
I'd be going after them, get my job back.
That's putting a cart before the horse.
Yeah, fight these cases.
They give up.
Even the cops seem to give up too easily.
Maybe they get a pension deal or something.
No, I don't know what it is, but it goes back to administrative courage, goes back to their police chief, mayor, and governor.
Yep.
Well, I think what they've done to the job now, especially New York, Chicago, Baltimore, L.A., if I'm a cop and I get a call, I am going to dilly-dally for as long as possible.
It's funny you said that.
You know, I had lunch with some cops here a while back, and they says, we are doing nothing but answering the radio.
Domestic violences are dragging on.
You know, they don't want to go to domestic violence.
It's the worst call in the world because the family turns on you.
And our policy is somebody's going to go to jail.
I don't know if you knew that.
One person's going to go.
And the reason, we had a case where they didn't put anybody in jail and the guy killed his wife.
And so from that day forward, they had this little unwritten policy.
You put somebody's ass in jail.
Well, not anymore.
And now that's going to lead to more deaths, more danger.
The hood's going to be more dangerous than ever.
You've turned cops into guys who take reports.
They're going to become bureaucrats.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
All right.
Well, we should probably wrap it up.
Do you have anything else you want to add besides the fact that we'll be pushing the blue chameleon?
Fantastic book.
Go to Amazon and get it now.
Thank you.
I think people will enjoy it.
And I was in trouble all the time.
And I wrote a very honest book, and people will love it because they've never read a book like this.
And when I wrote the book, it did stir them up, by the way.
Oh, good.
Well, I think people will read that book and they might lament how great the job used to be.
Yeah, but cops are great people.
You know, they got to end this crap.
Yeah, well, the question is, is the job permanently dead or is it just the worst it's been since, I don't know, the 80s?
I hope it's temporary.
Right.
All right.
Well, thanks for coming on the show, Daryl.
Always a pleasure talking to you.
Thank you for having me.
Cheers.
There's some horrors in this house.
What's that scene?
How much money went into this video?
Why does Megan thee stallion call herself a stallion?
That's like a strong man thing.
Dancing is so good.
Yeah, I think there's a really underreported angle with Daryl and the Crusade for Justice.
The fact that we had a terrorist organization smuggle a man, smuggle a cop killer, he intended to kill Daryl, smuggle him out of the country and over to Mexico, that's worth investigating.
And you know what's funny about that era of terrorism?
A lot of them got like 50 years, 40 years in prison, and they're out now and they're heroes.
They're employed.
They're professors, assistant professors.
They call themselves political prisoners and they were murderers.
They blew up people.
Even Nelson Mandela was a fucking murderer.
He killed hundreds of people.
And his wife, Nellie, was even worse.
She would tire people.
You know what that is?
They put a rubber tire around you.
They fill it with gasoline and light it on fire.
So it burns you alive.
And then the rubber melts down your body.
Don't even look at it.
Don't look it up.
It's the most disgusting thing you'll ever see.
And you'll wish you could unsee it.
But yeah, I think that Corky Gonzalez's role in the creation of Ramon Montoya is worth looking into.
But cops I find generally, I don't want to say they're not big picture guys, but they're like, just get the job done.
I don't care about the pattern.
My job is to look at the pattern that's going on.
And I see with the gangs today with Black Lives Matter, I see similarities to the terrorist groups of the early 70s.
They're the same to me.
So we know where this is headed.
It's headed in deaths, in bombs.
And we're seeing bombs.
We're seeing bombs in Portland.
They're trying to blow up police headquarters.
So it's very relevant that Daryl Cinquenta was shot in 1971 because cops are getting shot again today.
We have the same level of cop hatred.
And it's organized.
That's the biggie.
All right, we're out of time.
Let's do a quick letter just for the sake of our general routine.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.
Let me touch it.
Someone has created some art here.
And it says, Welcome to the fag zone, which is what Ryan named his apartment.
Cool.
I guess there's some.
Is that me or just some other butt boy?
Oh, that seems to be someone tied up.
Oh, it looks like Gary.
Oh, it's Gary tied up in your room.
That guy's a pretty good artist.
That looks like Gary.
There's a corncob pipe.
There's my other pipe.
There's the PS4 control.
Wow.
I don't have a Puerto Rican flag.
Allison Chains, Buzz Lightyear.
That rules.
All right.
Great stuff.
Those aren't Crocs, though.
Those are flip-flops.
Those are not flip-flops.
Those are Birkenstocks.
Oh, flips.
This is from a guy we'll just call the dear G-Dog and current Fagzonian resident.
Wow, where to begin?
The last live show was a vomit-inducing bag of shit.
I can't be the only one who would have preferred you guys didn't do a show as opposed to watching Gavin try to give Ryan a wet willy with his pinky toe.
Couple the awkward homosexual tension between you two with having to turn the jets on in that dogpool-sized hot tub made for the worst episode thus far.
I still like you guys more than a friend, but your new sunglasses are awful and I'm incinerating my heels.
Uru.
P.S. Bathing suit netting is terribly uncomfortable in your ball bag.
Also, bullshit.
Also causes circumcised penises' heads to chafe.
True.
Also, not true.
After getting into the water and your ball bag resembles a walnut with the netting pinches the bag can be painful.
That's just not true.
Men wear underwear with their bathing suits now because they're shy about their penises and it's fucking embarrassing.
Grow up, boys.
That's me talking, not reading a letter.
Dearest Gav and senator of Fag Zone District 18, the arm-breaking montage was really brutal and I honestly covered my ears for part of it.
So call me a pussy.
But when I was 12, all the bones in my arm broke and my brother jumped on it.
So maybe I'm justified.
I'd like to yell at the guy who made the boy are my cochies Euler joke on the air.
I think it was when you were docking with Ryan in the tub.
Euler is pronounced Eulard.
Yes, I understand that nitpicking, but blah, blah, blah.
I kind of have a problem with I will not apologize for creating the modern world.
Isn't this a form of identity politics?
You didn't create important differential formulas and identities, but this badass motherfucker Euler did.
Wait, where was Euler from?
Sir, when we say we created the modern world, we're not talking about Americans or white people.
We're talking about Westerners.
You come across as Leonard Euler was a Swiss mathematician, or Euler, I guess, as it's pronounced.
And that's us.
That's the West.
We get that.
That's why we say the West abolished slavery.
America didn't single-handedly abolish slavery.
The West did.
Britain made it illegal first.
And then America spent 620,000 men making it real.
That's true.
All right.
This is from Rotorhead.
This is a pretty good punching, he says.
Illegal immigrant alleged to have tried to snatch an 11-year-old girl, caught in the act by the family, and instant justice dispensed.
okay this better be good People are really snatching 11-year-olds?
Fucking smash him, no, no.
Fucking do him, fella.
Fucking do him the nuns, bastard.
Fucking mash his head.
Break his ribs.
If you punch us to a head that's blocked, it's nothing.
You punch him in the ribs, he'll be in pain for five weeks.
And what does that guy have on his feet?
Is socks?
Is that socks?
Socks.
Fucking dirty, horrible cunt.
Fucking nuns off somewhere else.
Go somewhere else?
He didn't get anything.
Fucking nuns, bastard.
That's what you get, you're honorable cunt.
You fucking honorable bastard, yeah.
Someone tries to steal an 11-year-old and he gets punched in the forearms and then left alone?
How are you not torn away?
That's pathetic.
He should be drawn and quartered.
Pedophile lives don't matter.
And now they yell some swear words?
Jesus, Inglin's lost the punishment.
How do you stop punching the guy?
Look, he's just a little tired.
That's your punishment for stealing and trying to kidnap and destroy the life of an 11-year-old.
That's gotta have long-term effects on her anyway.
Yeah, that's not like Take him to my...
Hey!
Hey!
You fucking got him!
Hey!
You fucking got him!
Look, they're pulling him away.
Stay!
Stay!
At least they're getting the cops.
Now, so what?
They give him the burrito?
Tell him to have a nice day.
Take him down.
All right, that's all.
That's not really a letter.
That's like a final video.
I guarantee Tommy Robinson on his parlor would be like letting everybody know that they let that guy go.
Shook his hand and said, Hey, Gav and Ryan, first of all, Gav, please, please be nice to Ryan.
He's a good guy.
No need to be overly mean.
I'm an American expat.
He's been living in Japan for the last 10 years, aka a pussy.
And I go back and forth about moving back to the States.
I'm a creative director at a robotics AI company here in Tokyo, but I think I should come back to the States, win the culture war, and take care of my aging parents.
Thoughts?
Yeah, get out of there.
The West is the best.
Japan's nice and clean and everything, but it still is in the East.
And the East is not the best.
I don't like Asian culture.
Donald Trump don't trust China.
China is asshole.
It's all about hiding who you are, saving face.
Yeah.
It's not about being you.
It's not about being balls out rock and roll.
It's about, oh, ha ha.
Just gonna send it.
All right, we're done.
Very long episode, but we had a lot to catch up on.
And let's end the show with some footage from the future of Donald Trump debating Joe Biden.
First of all, where do you want to see the court take the country?
And secondly, what's your view on how the Constitution should be enforced?
It's like saying you, hold on to the gentleman's program.
You're taking tests where you're taking cocaine or not.
What do you think, huh?
That's the question.
Please quiet, everybody.
You got more questions.
Because this is going to end up getting out of control.
Let's try to keep it quiet, so for the candidates and for the American people.
Joe's not all there.
It's sad when you look at it and you see it.
I want to thank you both for participating.
Now the decision is up to you.
How great is that?
And our decision is get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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