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July 23, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E190 - ENVIRONAZIS [2020-07-23 - S02E190 - ENVIRONAZIS]
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It's kind of weird turning off a dance music song that has such a build-up.
Yeah.
It's kind of like that movie, what's that movie called?
It's not natural born serial killers where he makes out with her.
It's kind of rapey and then gets her all horny and then he stops and pulls away.
I think it's Laura Dern.
He's like, she's like, get off me.
Oh, you want it?
You want it.
And then he just gets fucked off.
It's kind of like doing that.
I'm a tease.
I just teased you.
Thank you for tuning in.
Yeah, it was Wild at Heart.
Cool.
Think.
Rape scene.
Look up rape scene.
Would they have that on YouTube?
YouTube.
I couldn't do that anymore.
I can't do anything anymore.
I was looking at Twitter this morning, and now that we're all banned, oh, there it is.
This is what I just did to you.
I'm Willem Dafoe.
And you're that sexy blonde.
I was never attracted to her.
Is it Dafoe?
The only role he's ever had that he wasn't confusing is when he played a goblin on Spider-Man.
Okay, we can go forward a little bit.
Say fuck me.
Say fuck me.
Then I'll leave.
Say fuck me.
Whisper.
Say it.
See you.
See you.
Say fuck me.
Whisper.
Fuck me.
Oh boy.
Fuck me.
He's got funny lips.
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
What is this?
Fuck me.
It's always a marine.
Fuck me.
Fuck me.
He's going for it.
Fuck me.
What the hell is this on YouTube?
And we're not.
That's a real nipple.
Fuck.
I have real nipples.
Can you milk me, YouTube?
Fuck a bear.
Fuck a bear.
Fuck.
I just, at this point, I just say fuck me.
I can't say it.
Slut.
Sunday, honey, I...
You want to fuck me.
What the hell was that?
Have you never seen that movie?
No, I'm going to.
It's real good.
Nicholas Cage.
I almost chose.
So that was Hot Chip, by the way.
He's covering Dancing in the Dark.
It's kind of a weird song because when you first hear it, you go, what am I listening to?
What is this crap?
And then after a while you go, I'm thoroughly enjoying this cover of Dancing in the Dark.
Great TV cadet.
they kind of ripped off TV carnage.
Where's Hot Chip from?
He's from Seattle.
Anyway, I almost chose Fly You Out to Greece with DJ Khaled, which is in the notes.
That's one too.
This guy, I don't think he has mirrors.
This is the guy I first got turned in.
Like, of course, I've heard of DJ Khaled's song.
Stop, stop, stop.
But I first got turned on to how retarded he is when he was on that wings thing.
And he lost.
The game is to keep having hotter and hotter hot sauce till you have the hottest hot sauce.
And then you win the game.
Most of the time, I haven't seen that many episodes, but they usually do it.
Some of them suffer more.
Henry Rollins didn't seem to suffer at all.
DJ Khaled can't hang.
And he tells the guy, I just won.
And the guy goes, No, you lost.
And he goes, no, I won because I'm not hurting myself.
Turn it up.
It's just B-roll, but yeah.
I don't know if this is the part, congratulations, you played yourself.
You got the hinges now.
I ripped it off.
What you think?
I wasn't getting through.
By the way, am I feeling good?
This shit ain't good for you, bro.
I know.
That's probably like a medical thing.
I promise you, I'm not right right now.
Like, this is like, I don't know if this must be like, what's that show called?
Punked or something?
Because this shit, I'm fucked up.
Right.
Dave's not going to be a little bit more.
Oh, so he went pretty far.
No, he's just eating by himself.
This shit don't do nothing in your stomach or anything like that.
I don't know, man.
Look at me.
I'm fucked up.
This ain't no.
This ain't acting.
He's not eating.
He's done already.
Oh, yeah.
He's done.
He's just watching the other man eat.
Hey, you want to come on my show and watch me eat hot wings?
That's what I'm trying to show you.
Anyway, well, we got to find it now.
Shit.
There's like a compilation thing.
Khaled quits.
Khaled.
DJ Khaled.
Khaled.
Khaled.
He's a Palestinian.
I've seen him.
I'd love to hear him talk about Israel.
See him in New York?
Yo, man.
We the best.
We deserve Tel Aviv.
We should be living there.
Motherfuckers don't recognize us.
We're not even, we're literally not on the map no more.
For First We Feast, I'm Sean Evans, and you're watching Hot Ones, the show with hot questions and even a two-minute clip.
I'm guessing this is a bittersweet day.
because it's the end of season one all i do is win win win no matter what got money on my mind every time i step up in the building Okay, this sucks.
I'm getting mad.
Some wings from finger licking for the show.
You know what I'm saying?
I know you deal with other wings on the...
This is the weakest wing, bro.
Who the hell put these saucers?
Schoenberger.
It's hot.
Come on, Ryan.
Winner.
Twitch.
All right.
All right.
Gave up.
Yes, it does.
Oh, there we go.
Promise you if I stop.
All right.
All right.
Somebody right.
I promise you, if I stop, it doesn't mean I gave up.
Yes, it does.
By definition.
There's the diamond in the mountain of rough.
I promise you, if I stop, it doesn't mean I gave up.
Okay.
This shit ain't no victory to me, my brother.
All I do is win, win, win, no matter what That's how you win all the time.
You just declare yourself the winner.
Anyway, speaking of winner, he's also got a fantastic body, and his wife is gorgeous.
Neither of those are true.
And why not show it off in the pool on a video?
And you'll get horny, by the way, because I'm hot.
Look at him.
Dude, only one.
Only your wife wants to fuck you.
What?
Your face is coming.
The Animal Planet logo.
This is the kind of jokes we make.
Like, dad bods are a constant source of comedy.
I remember we were going to do that Proud Boys calendar where we're all fat and like soaked up.
He's doing a joke that we do.
I think we might not be getting the joke.
I don't believe that this isn't a joke.
You're wrong.
Because when he goes up to the woman, like, I'm DJ Callan.
Who's your favorite?
She's like, DJ Callan.
Dude, this is not a joke.
He has zero sense of humor.
He's the least self-aware person on earth.
He's so stupid once that he canceled a concert that had hundreds of thousands of people going.
Well, maybe not hundreds of thousands, but about 100,000, we'll see.
He said, sorry, I'm sick.
He apologized.
This wife's brutally gross.
And then he posted on Instagram pictures of him hanging out at a vacation resort at the pool.
Oops.
I told on myself.
Here was an interesting clip I thought.
I've been thinking about this a lot.
So women and men are different.
And women have an agreeable trait.
Men can't afford to be agreeable because we're out hunting large game.
If you're nice to a woolly mammoth, he impales you with a tusk.
So you have to always be, no, I'm not taking that.
I always got to take the best offer.
That's why capitalism works with dudes and dads because we're always like, oh, you're charging less.
Yeah, there it is.
You're charging less.
I got to go with this one.
Whereas women are like, oh, I don't want to make them mad.
Like, how many times have you had dinner with a woman and she doesn't like it and she barely eats it?
And then the waiter comes by and goes, how was that?
And they go, fine, yeah, fine.
Yeah.
It was good.
And I always have to say, you said it was disgusting.
She thought it was gross.
Yeah.
Everything's overcooked here.
It's basically burnt.
Like, you have to speak out for them.
Anyway, I've noticed, and I think this makes sense too, because men are hunters and women are back at the cave with the kids.
And so they have to be agreeable because they're dealing with like a crying kid and small game and cute, nice stuff.
And if they are grumpy, then the kids are fucked and they're going to be bawling their eyes out and it's going to be a mess.
Could be agreeable for the guy, too.
He brings home an elk and it kind of sucks, but she knows that he worked hard getting it.
So she's like, it's good.
And if she complains, there's going to be less elk down the line.
Right.
Here's one thing I've been having trouble with.
Why do kids love stuffed animals so much?
Maybe it's a caveman thing.
And if there was little rabbits around, then you knew that you were a well-fed group.
Like I always, I think the reason we, there's the aquatic ape theory that says we like being around water because we used to be aquatic.
Not fish, but we used to swim a lot.
Like it was a water world thing.
That's why we have webbed hands and shit and a streamlined nose.
I'm not sure I'm buying that.
I like it though.
But wouldn't there be evidence of the whole planet being covered in water?
So I'm not buying that.
But I think we like being around water because throughout, and we were cavemen for most of our lives.
We've only been civilized for an hour and a half.
When you were around water, it usually meant you're safe.
You have something to drink.
You can wash.
So it usually makes you feel good.
That's why I think we like TV.
Because when you were staring at a fire as a cave person, it usually meant good news.
You've just been fed.
You're safe.
You're with your family.
So the fire, that's why we don't really care what we're watching.
I'll watch Law and Order and not even remember the plot.
That's why we stare at our phones because they flicker and it's a flame.
Mesmerizing.
Yeah.
It means it's time to relax.
I think you burn less calories watching TV than you do sleeping.
You're more sedated watching TV.
Anyway, so maybe kids, because my son has like five and he takes them everywhere and he tucks them in.
If I was to strangle one of them, he'd have a heart attack.
And yeah, he sleeps holding them.
And all kids do.
And then one day they grow out of it and they could care less about a stuffed animal.
And I guess it's because during the hunting and gathering times, a kid was doing well if there was bunnies around.
He had something to eat.
That's all I got.
Because it's not a maternal thing.
Little boys love their stuffed animals just as much as little girls do.
It's not a male-female thing.
Anyway, so women are agreeable.
And I've noticed gays are too.
So maybe it's an estrogen thing.
Testosterone makes you less patient.
Although they say testosterone is a concentration drug.
It makes you less agreeable.
And maybe estrogen has a reverse effect.
Case in point, Joe Rogan versus Dave Rubin.
Look at them talking to Candace Owens.
And I can't stand them now, but the third vertical.
No, because he knows exactly what he's doing and he's a traitor.
He stands on stage and endorses Hillary Clinton.
Did you speak to him?
No, I didn't speak to him.
I just, I know.
It's a certain thing where I just, I know that Jay-Z and Beyonce betrayed the black community.
You think that she did it?
I know she did it.
Like, I've said this a thousand times.
I said, I'm not sure.
Is it possible that you're wrong?
No, it's implausible.
No, is there ever been any proof that she's done?
Okay, so it's not impossible.
Do you think she did it?
He talked to her the way guys talk to guys.
Where you're sort of going, dude, am I about to put this file in my brain?
This better be true.
You better know what you're talking about because I don't have to remove it.
People saying the same thing that have nothing to do with one another in different situations.
I stick by that.
I'll never veer from that.
This one interaction with one person that may or may not be deceptive.
Why would that make you switch political affiliations?
Like, Trump came in and was like, no, like America.
Like, one thing you always find with me is I'll never pretend to be so educated on something.
Like, I'm not going on a college campuses talking about global warming.
I don't do that.
Right, but why are you saying that you don't want to?
I just, I don't know, maybe because it got so big.
Maybe because it got so politicized.
Studies into scientific agreement on human cause global joking.
Those are from a tiny sample of scientists that had already filled out a questionnaire that indicated they would be supporting the concept of climate change.
They were then re-sent a new questionnaire, and that's how we got 100s and 97s.
If somebody had asked me, like at a place where I'm influencing on a college campus, what's your opinion, I would say I have none.
I bet you would say I don't believe in it like you just did.
That is absolutely not what you're doing.
That's not true.
There are so many instances where you could watch it.
Just like, and you can ask Dave Ruby.
Wow.
Yeah.
Just stop, stop.
I'm mad at Candace.
What?
I discovered her.
Proud Boys discovered her, got her on the show, had her on a bunch of times.
Then she skyrocketed to super fame and said to CRTV, Gavin was very helpful in my early days.
In other words, I'm above him now.
I won't appear in his show.
Then I finally got her to talk to Cornell West, and it cost me a boatload of cash.
A boatload.
More than $10,000.
And when I was there looking at her after I had written that check, I was just like, hi, how's it going?
She goes, hi.
Like, Michelle Malkin will have my back till the day she dies.
Same with Ann Coulter, and I would almost take a bullet for them.
But other people, they have more of a Hollywood way of looking at things.
It makes me a little sad to say, but somebody said that on InfoWars, Roger thanked like 20 people for sticking by him through this whole thing, and he didn't mention you or Milo.
And I was like, that's weird, because, you know, he wrote the book for, we had the book on the site.
We went there.
Yeah.
Did a whole two episodes on it.
I talked to him almost every day during that whole time?
I don't know.
And he didn't really talk to me.
He would just send me articles that I had to put up.
And so I could tell that he had a list of media people and he would just paste, paste, paste, paste, paste.
That hurts.
That hurts me less, though.
I don't know why.
I guess because Roger Stone was already so well established.
Candace Owens, we were there from day one.
There's so much here and it's so related to everything.
So first off, I love that you said they're hitmen.
Yes, journalists are hitmen.
Yeah.
They're hitmen.
Absolutely.
Is what they really are.
There's so many examples of this.
Really, in a way, she was extorting you is what she was doing.
You had a subtle conversation where she said, if you don't do that, it kind of shows you.
But she did it behind anonymous trolls.
So it's ever, you know.
Oh, just the worst.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
So, you know, it's funny because hearing this, it all sounds incredible.
You realize it pretty quickly, which is actually a great credit to you, I think.
Wow, look at you, a conservative saying, I don't have an answer on that.
Yeah.
You know, James is the most, the big deal with him is that he dares to talk to conservatives.
That's how weak we've become, that this guy's a warrior for having a boring talk show where he just kisses conservatives' asses and liberals' asses and everyone's asses.
It's nice and it's refreshing and it's real.
There's something about your story that strikes me as so like, just in what's happening right now, like I sense sort of like an interesting optimism in you.
There's all these cool people like you every day that are getting empowered.
So like maybe they're cool, Candace.
Isn't it weird that we're comparing like two men on like one feminine because he's agreeable?
But then the woman in this clip, the common denominator, is a very not agreeable woman.
Well, she is when she's getting her ass kissed by Dave Rubin.
She wasn't agreeable when Joe Rogan was catching her on a pile of inconsistencies.
She was pretty fierce with Cornell, too.
No, she wasn't.
That was the other thing about that free speech thing.
Both sides got paid a big check, and it was like I was paying them to agree.
So they were super civilized.
I remember it getting dicey.
I mean, I put up close shots of Candace's face when he was saying something, and she was like, no.
She was getting pissed at him.
I recall there's five times I wanted to put it in the sizzle reel.
I was like, that looks tense.
Really?
People want to see that.
Yeah, it's tense.
I didn't remember it as tense.
The only tension I remember is Michael Eric Dyson and Michelle Malkin when he said that weird stat that's come up a few times that says black men are more in their children's lives than any other race.
Oh, I've heard that recently.
And then Michelle sort of goes, no, I'm not familiar with that study.
Was it Michael?
Was it Michael Eric Dyson?
No, it was Roland Martin.
Roland Martin.
Right?
Yeah, and he was wearing...
Michael Eric Dyson.
Okay, so you're correcting me and you're wrong.
I get them confused.
Well, then don't correct me.
If it's something that gets you.
It ends up happening overwhelmingly, right?
What the fucker got it bad,'cause I'm I'm not saying that's the only reason.
I'm saying the outcome tends to be racially predictable based upon that.
And I'm wondering why we can't have a better outcome.
The same thing I would ask, look, when I see cops go, departments go, we're going to send cops to London or we're going to send them over to British culture to figure out how you can deal without guns with a population that needs to be policed.
Geez, you don't have to do that, right?
Ask some black and Latino cops for the most part.
I'm not saying that they don't have problems because they do.
Because I've spoken to so many police departments.
But they manage to.
Anyway, why are we watching shit that's on censored.tv?
I know we overcover the riots, but we just have to briefly mention Ted Wheeler, the joke.
He's more of a joke than the character Portland mayor on Portlandia.
He's more ridiculous than that.
So he does what all dem mayors are doing now, kissing Antifa's ass.
Because if I kiss their ass and I get on one knee and I promise to defund the police, they'll like me, right?
Right?
It's like the rape victim.
I'm smiling, see?
I'm smiling.
No, they're not your friends.
Capitulation breeds more demands.
Obviously.
You give your kid lucky charms for dinner.
What do you think he wants for dinner the next night?
Meat and potatoes?
No, he wants more shit, more garbage.
That's why they're called spoiled brats.
I saw a face-off with some proud boy and some dude, and I put it on my parlor.
The black guy who was starting shit, he had a Fortnite backpack and no shirt on.
A Fortnite backpack.
Fortnite, I think around 12, 13.
You should probably, yeah, there it is.
Black Lives Matter organizer is facing felony charges for allegedly stealing a flag.
That's a felony?
I'm no fan of BLM, but it's not a felony to steal a flag.
Come on.
Look at it.
Fortnite.
Is that a sailor hat?
Wait, wait, it's not just a Fortnite backpack.
It's also got an SNM thing.
He's wearing like an SNM, you know, like gay thing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The hat too is like the gay YMCA guy hat.
Leatherman guy.
Yeah, that's like, what do they call them?
Bears or something.
That's like an SNM gay thing where you hold onto it while you fuck the dude up the ass.
I love that blacks are now learning that BLM is just basically a gay porn site.
And they're sort of going, oh, okay, so 1-4.
So the mayor, this is a top page, top story on Daily Mail today, by the way, which is British.
So we're getting it out there.
Portland is international news.
Federal agents hit Portland Mayor Ted Wheeler with tear gas after a crowd of angry protesters threw trash and water bottles at him and demanded he resign, following two months of chaos across the city.
No, no, no, dummies.
They're not asking him to resign because there was chaos.
It's the rioters that want him to resign for not giving them enough chaos.
So you got the story wrong, you stupid limey.
Valerie Edwards and Emmer Scully.
Emmer.
What kind of name is Emmer?
Scroll down.
Oh yeah, and then he says, I'm not going to lie, it stings.
It's hard to breathe.
And I can tell you with 100% honesty, I saw nothing which provoked this response.
I did.
I've seen the tape.
They went, they were yelling at him, screaming at him, and then they stopped him and they poured garbage on him.
Is that enough?
Oh, that's just...
So that's them attacking the police union.
We've seen that footage a million times.
You all have.
I'm just going to talk.
I'm just going to talk.
The thousands of you have come out to oppose the Trump administration's occupation of our city.
See, this is what drives me nuts about these people.
He thinks that they're with him and they're there protesting the secret agents.
That's one of like 10 of their beefs.
They hate Trump, the secret agents, you, Ted Wheeler, the Democrats, Nancy Pelosi, everything.
He thinks this is like a big fan club.
He's like, all right, this happened before.
Remember there was that woman who said we stand with the rioters and then they BLM'd her house.
They spray painted it all over her house, smashed her windows.
What?
I'm on your side?
It's just, it goes back to that awesome clip with those dudes going, hey, from their window and then, and then they're yelling at the window, we're on your side.
You're not on their side.
Their side is fuck you.
You're the you in fuck you.
Federal officers are abhorrent.
They do not act for probable cause.
People are not being told who they are being arrested by.
That's where we're at, where the phones are recording other phones because they have a better view of the real thing happening in front of them.
And they're being denied basic constitutional rights.
And the president has made it clear it's going to happen in cities that are controlled...
So he's making this all oh, I see what he's doing.
He's making it all about Trump, so Trump will look bad.
He's trying to divert media attention.
So much of this war is a propaganda war, like the moms arm in arm showing up in Portland.
We're the moms.
Keep going down.
Political ends.
Did you say political ends?
Political ends?
I think he said that.
Is he talking about black people involved in politics?
Yeah, I would throw garbage at him, too.
Yeah, that's racist.
And I don't care if you just say the first letter.
We know what you're trying to Say, Ted.
Look at this loser.
What a fucking loser.
I want to be your friend.
I want to be part of this cool thing to burn down my city.
Tear gas, Ted.
They say did not work out.
So they're so that Portland police have basically been doing nothing and letting these people, what's the phrase, ride rickshaw over the whole city?
And they're mad at him for the one or two arrests that have happened in the occasional tear gas canister, which we relish on this show.
What's the next one?
Oh, yeah.
I think the next one, someone takes him aside and said, will you defund the police?
And for not being radical.
Oh, this happened to the other guy, too.
Yeah.
That gay dancer guy.
No, I do not.
No!
Oh, there it is.
Yeah, what was his name?
That was the Seattle guy.
Yeah.
No, keep showing it.
Fuckface.
They want me to look for it.
Yeah, the homo Seattle guy said no, exactly the same as this, and they all started screaming, and he had to leave.
And he walked away sheepishly.
They threw stuff at him, yeah.
The Seattle Trudeau, I called him.
I should probably.
Oh, that's somebody who stole a police hat and is holding it up?
Yep.
Oh, shit.
What I stole.
I got a scalp.
He's a fucking fascist.
He's a fucking fascist.
Grab some garbage.
Yeah, I didn't see why they would try to tear gas anyone.
No one threatened me.
They only smashed bottles at my feet.
It's okay.
I have shoes on.
Oh, she just put that cop hat on his head.
Oh.
This is where his bodyguard goes.
We got to get the fuck out of here, dude.
Sheesh.
Can I get some police to help me to score me out of here?
Fuck.
Yeah.
Well, he did have cops.
They just were wearing normal clothes.
Got it.
What's 1-6?
What's 1-6?
I can't tell if it was like before or after the garbage incident.
Everything was going fine.
Why did they tear gas us?
Look at that.
The bodyguards are freaking out now.
I guarantee you those bodyguards are cops.
I guarantee it.
Yeah.
They're plain clothes detectives.
Promise you.
That's why he said I'm not going to defund the police because they're my bodyguards.
Remember the guy we had yesterday was holding up the speaker and beautifully got a tear gas canister in his head?
We've got a pick.
Deborah Messing of Will and Grace is outraged.
All he was doing was trying to terrorize these captives that are held in their own police station with music.
And they gave him a warning tear canister, and then he ignored it and he got a second one that knocked him out.
And the surgeons did a pretty good job.
Let me see him.
Zoom in on him.
This is the guy who nonchalantly kicked away the first tear gas canister, like, get this thing out of here, man.
It's so gay.
Dude, I loved seeing you get hit in the head.
That was fun.
All right.
Also in the news, we're going to get to the Sierra Club in a second.
I'm very fond of that story.
I love seeing the left cannibalize itself with its own logic.
But this was a crazy story.
And this associate professor, this is 1.8, at, where is it, Georgia University?
Yeah, University of Georgia staffer, white people may have to die.
And then there's people who go, that's a bit rich for someone in the administration.
And he doesn't understand why people are mad.
He goes, what's the problem here?
Go down?
He says, all I said was some white people may have to die for black communities to be made whole.
And to pretend that's not the case is ahistorical and generally naive.
Fighting white people is a skill.
And I'm confused why that's so controversial.
He goes, it's just a fact of history that racial justice often comes at the cost of white life.
I don't advocate for the violence.
I was just honest of racial progress.
This is someone who teaches and he says, I was just honest of racial progress.
I was just honest about racial progress, sir.
Why don't you be honest about the fact that you can't speak English?
Killing some white people isn't genocide.
It's killing some white people.
Go down.
We had to kill some white people to get out of slavery.
No, actually, white people killed white people.
We had a civil war that with today's population would be 5 million deaths.
So we had our own Holocaust to rescue you, sir.
So you're welcome for that.
Maybe if we'd kill more during the 20th century, we still wouldn't talk about racialized voter disenfranchisement and housing, education, and employment discrimination.
This should not be controversial.
If we only would kill more white people, we'd have more jobs.
Who would you be sending your resumes to?
Who is going to clean your toilets, Donald Trump?
Oh, no, no, no.
What?
It's just that...
I'm just saying, no, in that, um, you've, You've ruined it.
Oh, I've stepped in it.
You've gone and said it.
I've done it.
You've gone and done that.
And she's right, by the way.
Who is going to clean his toilets?
But, yeah, Haiti killed a lot of white people.
Some dumb white person on the island of Haiti suggested that we not give slaves Sunday off.
Just work them every day.
Fuck their stupid religion.
That did not go down well with the slaves, and they murdered every single white person on the entire island, children, babies, beheaded them, massacred them, cut their skin off, cut their facial skin off and got their skulls.
Then filled the skulls with blood and drank the blood out of skulls.
So that's a lot of white people that were killed.
How's Haiti doing right now?
I believe it has the high.
I think Caracas has the highest crime, but I believe Port-au-Prince has the highest rapes out of any city in the world.
If it's not number one, it's number two.
So it's one of the worst places you could possibly imagine.
Remember, and I think Trump called it a shithole.
And Conan O'Brien went there to go, oh, really?
A shithole, is it?
Watch this.
Because he had seen some catalogs.
And he went there and was mortified to discover it is, in fact, a shithole.
Remember when they had that earthquake, that tornado, whatever the hell it was?
People went, wait, Haiti had a horrible earthquake?
How can you tell?
Because it looked, the before and after pictures were the same.
So he stayed at a fancy resort.
Oh, go back, go back.
How dare you call it a shithole?
So we'll take you to the one government building.
We'll give you our one thing of booze.
And there we go.
Just a second.
We just show you one second.
Before the Europeans came, Haiti was inhabited by the indigenous Taíno people.
Then the Spanish arrived, conquered the Tainos, funded their gold, and brought in thousands of African slaves.
Then the French did the same thing when they took over.
Then in 1804, Toussaint Levoutur and Jean-Jacques Dessalin led a slave revolt, defeated the French and the nation of Haiti.
And they re-slaved them, by the way.
Oh, really?
Yes.
Pat Dixon highlighted the whole thing.
He's like, so he made a deal with them.
Just picking his slaves.
That's like Gary Tubman.
She just made them work for different white people.
But go back to that picture.
Was he holding a human head?
Yeah, look.
He's holding a head.
Wait, what?
Oh.
And Conan's talking about how cool it is.
Did you not look at the picture, dude?
Like, you want to talk about carnage?
Holy shit.
And Jean-Jacques Dessalines led a slave revolt, defeated the French, and the nation of Haiti was born.
But France demanded reparations, and Haiti had to pay them 91 million gold francs.
All the while, the poor black majority fought with the small but wealthy mulattoes, dividing Haiti, until in 1915, the U.S. invaded to impose stability, while also removing the gold from the Haitian National Bank.
When the U.S. withdrew, Haiti was led by military juntas and most of the time.
Most of the gold doesn't seem to be doing them any good before it was vacuumed up.
Anyway, we don't need to hear it.
Unbelievably biased.
The point is that they got rid of all the white people, and it fucking sucks.
It's an absolute shithole.
So go ahead, if that makes you feel better.
But speaking of our favorite subject, I saw that the Sierra Club is trending on Twitter.
They've decided to own their horrific racism.
And I'm a big fan of this subject because I was following the Sierra Club since I was a young man.
And I distinctly remember in the mid-90s where they walked into immigration and just went, I know how to get past this boundary.
I'll split in two and just go around it.
But let me explain better.
I love shit like this.
Sierra Club calls out the racism of John Ware.
Anytime someone gets really into environmentalism, I recommend you just step back and wait for them to come across immigration.
They'll get into like cow farts and how veganism is better for the environment, and they'll go through various phases, but inevitably they end up at the front door of immigration and they go, oh, this is actually the biggest deal.
And then they go to their donors, who are often Jewish, and they say, hey, I'm going to have to crack down on immigration.
I just realized it's bigger than cow farts as far as environmental damage.
It's a number of people.
I mean, think of, I can take a punch in the stomach.
I can't take 100 punches to the stomach.
That will kill me.
Mother Nature can take a couple of blows.
She can't take an infinite, devastating onslaught of ever-increasing abuse.
Throw a battery out your car window.
It's not a big deal.
If everyone does that all day, we've got nothing but batteries littering the highway.
And then the donor is going to go, yeah, look, my parents were immigrants.
They came here after World War II, so you're cut off if you talk about immigration.
And so the environmentalist groups have a choice, either tell the truth or get the money.
You can't have both.
And this happened in the Sierra Club.
So when you see Sierra Club post-1996, you're looking at a totally different organization.
And let me explain why.
If you look at our population, right, they call this the wedge.
It's just a straight, we're not really replacing ourselves.
We're like 1.5 kids, maybe two kids, right?
But our population is going up.
Yeah, it's going up.
That's all the immigrants.
They're the ones doing all the breeding.
If you were to stop immigration today, the population would immediately cease.
And that would be great for the environment.
So environmentalists have to be anti-immigration.
So what happened was maybe we should go back a little bit.
Go to the second link, the Cease Dog, Center for Immigration Studies.
The Sierra Club's immigration obsession.
So John Muir was their founder.
And I should explain, John Muir was against population.
He was a conservationist.
He wanted to buy land and make sure no one could ever build on it, which makes sense.
If you're pro-nature, you want more nature, right?
Yeah, so this guy's gone through all of their social media, and they are totally obsessed with Trump.
It's a fake organization.
The Sierra Club is just a propaganda tool that liberals use and, you know, far-left rich people use to shit on Trump.
But the best thing for the environment is a wall.
Trump's immigration policy is the most environmentalist immigration policy we've ever had.
So the Sierra Club's fucked.
So this guy goes through, look at this.
He goes through all their tweets.
Look at this.
Of the 100 tweets, 27 are specifically about the wall.
33 are about immigration broadly, and 49 mention Trump.
Only 48, so 50% of their tweets make no mention of Trump or immigration, even though among those 48, approximately half are about the partial government shutdown, which itself is over border security.
So maybe 25% of their tweets are not about bashing Trump.
And this all started in 96, I believe it was.
Go to that other link, this SF gate.
Yeah.
Sierra Club divided by vote on immigration.
Ecology groups wrestle with population pressure.
The contentious debate within the environmental movement over the impact of immigration moves to a new level today when the Sierra Club begins voting on a controversial measure that could put the group at the center of a dispute.
So this vote happened and the Sierra Club split.
There was the Sierra Club Legal Defense Fund and there was the Sierra Club and they had to separate because they came to an impasse and they said, we need to talk about immigration.
And Mike Bloomberg said, my parents were immigrants or my grandparents, whatever.
If you start bashing immigration and questioning open borders, I cut you off.
That's $100 million gone.
And they went, half of them went, well, fuck you.
Why are we here?
We're not just going to take your money.
And the other half went, yeah, I hate immigration.
I hate John Ware.
And they slid.
So the present Sierra Club you see is a fucking joke, but we're not allowed on Twitter to point that out.
So they just tell chicks, let's be honest.
Twitter's just for chicks now.
And gays.
They tell chicks and gays that the Sierra Clubs coming to terms with their racism.
Science can't come to terms with its racism because it's science.
More immigrants mean more population.
That means it's bad for the environment.
You can't have it both ways.
So I thought this was an interesting article on Daily Camera.
This was a guy, Jeff Dumas.
So he worked with them.
And he was saying, my affiliation with the Sierra Club came to a crashing halt in 1998, which was the article you just saw, when the executive director of the Sierra Club, Carl Pope, stated that, quote, population growth is not an environmental issue.
Isn't that just the best?
That's my favorite part of all of this.
Population growth is not an environmental issue.
Really?
So we could have, what, a billion Americans and it wouldn't hurt the environment at all if we tiptoe?
Where was Pope on Earth Day in 1969?
That was the entire theme of that iconic event.
As a former Peace Corps worker in India, you would think that he would know better.
It's the population, stupid.
It may have been just a coincidence, but as Parker implies, this shift in philosophy came close on the heels of a massive infusion of corporate funding to the Sierra Club.
Some say that Sierra Club would have faded into oblivion if it weren't for cash infusions from Michael Bloomberg, which amount to more than $100 million.
In any event, that basically nonsensical and truly anti-environmental position soon led directly to a public pro-immigration, essentially open borders policy that has been a hallmark of Sierra Club ever since.
It's just the funny, it's like Black Lives Matter was also selling illegal guns to gangsters.
Like, your entire ethos is a contradiction.
And no one can see it.
Interestingly, at the exact same time, the Sierra Club Legal Defense Fund then split off from the Sierra Club.
That's the split I was talking about.
And henceforward became known as Earth Justice, which is kind of a gay name.
So go back to the Twitter moment.
Let's see what some of these dumbasses say.
Well, let's read the thing first.
John Muir is a towering figure in the environmental movement.
He saved Yosemite.
What a racist.
What does that say?
Helped from the National Park Service and influenced generations.
But the Sierra Club, which Muir co-founded, has now acknowledged a darker part of Muir's history.
I don't like that name Muir.
It's like rural juror.
Let's just call him Murr.
Meg James, fascinating story.
As Sierra Club calls out the racism of its co-founder.
It's time to take down some of our monuments, starting with some truth-telling about the Sierra Club's early history.
I think, are they doing this because they don't want to get called out?
Like, you saw the New York Times said something about our dark history, our dark past, and someone goes, yeah, the family that started the New York Times owned slaves, and his wife was obsessed with the Confederacy.
So you can't talk.
So I guess everyone's trying to cover their ass going, hey, before you say it, I know that the guy who started my company was racist, but we're extremely owning that.
Extreme ownership.
Now here's some welcome honesty about California's past.
Look, they're all check marks.
What's the next one?
It's essential we try to understand John Weir and all his complexity.
Could any of these people be less complicated?
Like you serve them a fucking piece of toast.
You tell them it's chicken and they go, some of the driest, flattest chicken I've ever had.
Thanks.
Thanks for waking me up to what chicken can be.
What's the next one?
The Sierra Club is reckoning.
Like they're all saying the same thing.
He made derogatory comments about black people and Indigenous people that drew on deeply harmful racist stereotypes.
Yeah, I'm sorry if this guy from the turn of the century is old-fashioned.
How dare he?
Didn't he get the memo?
By the way, if you die, make sure you put an iPad in your coffin that is constantly being updated with the latest jargon so you can change your views after you die.
Plus, these people are all so fucking gullible that back then they would have been the most racist people on earth because that's what you do.
And these people are fucking conformists.
Finally, many folks in the conservation community have been shouting this from the rooftops for years.
Shouting it from the rooftops, really.
You bang pots and pans for the first responders.
Critics also see a correlation between the emotional biblical language of Muir's writing and the demographic makeup of national park visitors.
Jesus.
Actually, that came up.
Go back to the, what was it, SF Gate?
Scroll down a bit.
No, no.
Up.
Whoa, whoa, you're going too fast there, buddy.
Go down.
Yes.
We're watching this very carefully, she said.
This is from the Audubon Bird Watchers Association.
It's an extremely divisive issue.
Let's face it, it's hard to address immigration without being labeled a racist, especially because the environmental community is mostly white and upper middle class.
What percentage of the bullshit we talk about and get sanctimonious about is based on white guilt?
Now birdwatchers have to change their politics based on white guilt.
Now the environmentalist movement cannot recognize the biggest threat to the environment because they don't want to appear racist.
You guys are fucking losers and we see right through you.
And the fact that you can get away with this on social media shows you how utterly ravaged and gutted social media is.
The fact that they can get away with this total and utter shit and the LA Times too shows you how completely and utterly eviscerated the modern discourse in America has become.
Fucking guy on a local chat group in my suburb in Westchester, Anthony Ela, corrections officer.
We caught him.
He was a serial rapist in that he regularly had sex with inmates.
No matter what the inmate says she does or doesn't want to do, it's considered rape.
And here's proof.
He told her to meet him at the infirmary.
She did.
Another corrections officer caught them and said, what are you doing here?
And then he got nervous and he went, yeah, what are you doing here?
I didn't ask you to be here.
I never would do that.
I'm not having an affair with you.
Eight months solitary.
And she sits in solitary for eight months.
So that's why you can't have a consensual relationship when you're a corrections officer, obviously.
Because at any moment, you can just say, get back in the cage.
That's not very romantic.
That was too much of indecence.
But he had extreme ownership.
And he put up a post saying that, I've made some mistakes, but I'm owning them.
And all the rich white housewives went, that is so brave, because he's black.
That is so brave of you.
One of them said, it's true you have fallen short of God's graces, but who hasn't?
So if you're a serial rapist, yeah, okay, you're not as good as God, but none of us are.
So we're all basically serial rapists in some form.
Nope, nope, nope.
I've never raped anyone.
Sorry.
That's not going to work.
I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.
Yeah, like they said, Sierra Club was paid to avoid the truth.
And when they have extreme ownership on Twitter, everyone goes, that was so brave.
So brave, Sarah Club.
We're so proud of you.
What an incredible story.
Fuck off.
I can't take the crocodile tears anymore.
It's just so phony.
I'm so proud of you.
I'm really, really proud of you.
All right, let's hit the mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes together's male band.
Let me touch it.
Hmm.
Great graphic.
Great song.
It is a great song.
It doesn't bore me at all.
Oh, we have an interesting letter.
Remember we were talking about that punk guy?
I cannot get him out of my head.
I was punk my entire adolescence.
I know what they look like.
And especially in this day and age, if you get into punk, you're young, you don't have facial hair, and you have tattoos.
Your boots are Dr. Martin's, maybe Vans, Ira's, or Vans with the Stripe, maybe.
Maybe Chuck's, sometimes, but never big fat artillery SWAT army boots.
So this is clearly a detective who is working with the police.
He's starting shit with Proud Boys here, and he's shaved his head as part of his disguise.
He's like 40, too.
40 year olds don't have mohawks like that.
And he's wearing a Hawaiian shirt.
The Boogaloo Boys are feds.
That's a guy built not like a punk, too.
He's built like a military dude.
He's built like a military guy.
He was in the reserves, and then he got into the police force, then SWAT, and then he was DEA.
And then now he's gone from DEA to some sort of, I don't know, political instigator.
So he starts picking a fight with them.
I don't know what they're doing there.
They have some sort of cop thing.
And then, look, look at him.
Now, pay close attention to the bottom of the screen.
You're going to see his boots shortly.
Wait, you have it cropped, Ryan.
No, no, no.
I'm looking out for it.
Right, right there.
Okay.
Well, I can't see anything.
Yeah.
Okay, go frame by frame.
Those Tim's?
Look, Those are big, clunky, like SWAT army boots that you wear at the shooting range or when you're doing security for the mayor.
Those are not punk boots.
They're big fat boots.
They're military boots.
They're police boots.
They're SWAT boots.
They always do this.
They always like focus on the head and then maybe the top and then they forget about everything.
Wait, there's one tattoo.
What is it?
On his forearm.
I spy a tat.
Oh, yeah.
I don't see what it is, though.
It looks like a bullseye.
He's also wearing a shirt that has a peace symbol.
It's like a target-looking thing.
It looks like it's from Lost.
You know that Octagon on Lost?
The show Lost?
Yeah, let me see.
Anyway, keep playing.
Let's go.
He's saying, come on, Boogaloo Boys.
So the punks are with the Boogaloo Boys are with the BLM.
That's not the way it's supposed to go.
Boogaloo boys are feds.
And they suck at it.
This is what pisses me off.
We knew this guy was fake the second we saw him.
Remember, we knew from his body language when he picks the fight.
Anyway, in this clip, by the way, well, I'll read you the letter.
Hey, Gavin, saw your spot on JuML about the spiked-haired fed boog boy.
I was in attendance with Proud Boys and recorded a more detailed video of him pre-fight instigating on the Patriots side before Proud Boys ran him off.
That's what we just saw.
Fight happened only after he made it back to the BLM area with the state police, not when he was surrounded by Patriots and PBs.
How interesting.
So he doesn't pick a fight when he's alone, but when the police are there, all of a sudden, he's determined to get a fight going.
This is, I think, the mayor saying, look, we need some violence from the right.
This is why Max and John were in jail, because they wanted to amplify right-wing violence to make it look like it's both sides, when it clearly is not.
You're also right.
They did not cuff him, and he actually walked down the stairs without cuffs.
I'm attaching the link for the source file, blah, blah, blah.
He was with BLM, and they were attempting to disrupt the speakers.
Now, we've had this happen before.
Another super obvious case was this guy.
This is what skinheads look like.
It's in the notes.
It's not numbered.
It's after mailbag.
Remember this dude?
They don't wear four swastikas on their shirt.
Hey, feds, you suck at this.
You suck.
Four swastikas?
What?
What are you doing?
And why is that guy next to him looking like he got punched in the face?
Are they like twins and he feels what he feels?
Oh, moron, he got head butted with the, Why are they hanging out with Kirk Cobain?
And look at those suspenders, those big fat suspenders.
Skinheads don't wear those.
They wear skinny red suspenders.
And I also noticed in other pictures he had taken them off because they're so uncomfortable.
Oh.
So skinheads aren't comfortable known suspenders for more than a few minutes?
No, but a Fed is who never wears suspenders.
He's not used to wearing them.
And then, speaking of boots, look at this next picture.
Look at his fucking boots.
So this Nazi skinhead is wearing cargo shorts and brown hunting boots like Timberlands.
Motherfuckers.
Pathetic.
Where's your suspenders, by the way?
What are those people?
What is that uniform?
Those guys?
I don't know.
It's very Walmart.
What the fuck?
It's very, what's that?
MMA thing?
Affliction?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
They're the Affliction Police Force.
The Ed Hardy Affliction Police Force troop.
They look like MS-13's like police arm.
Very Latino.
Excellent.
So that's interesting.
We caught some feds.
Can't hear you.
I've got to move that mic over.
I said, that's interesting.
We caught some feds.
And we're very disappointed.
You need to get a gay.
You need a gay stylist.
This is from Dorian.
Hi, boys.
I listened to the show while breastfeeding my son.
That's gay.
Just kidding.
He is two months old.
And over the last months, the show has become synonymous with feeding.
On the rare occasion I catch up on an episode when I'm not feeding my son, I feel my milk come in and my tits begin to leak.
Holy fuck, bud.
Women really are magic.
I guess you are too.
She's got Pavlovian tits.
I really enjoyed the Day of Canada episode as a Saskatchewanian.
You were dead on about skipping over this big chunk of fuck all.
However, we recently shout out a great bluegrass Americana country musician you could include in your list of awesome Canadian bands.
Fun fact, his father was the conservative premier of Saskatchewan up until very recently, Coulter Wall.
Oh yeah, this guy rules.
The devil wears a suit and tie.
I did not know he was Canadian.
Give it at least 45 seconds.
Oh yeah, I remember this guy.
We've talked about him on the show before.
See?
Well Reverend, Reverend, please come quick.
I got something to admit.
I've got something to strong.
It's Ark.
He's great.
Thank you, lady.
By the way, dude who called in last night and said, I don't appreciate Stevie Rayvon because I don't play an instrument.
That guy's a guitar aficionado and it sounds fucking awesome.
So, no, your Stevie Rayvon shit doesn't fly with me.
This is from Dave.
Hey, Gav.
I recently came across someone on Instagram who goes by the username Alok V Menon.
Check out a few of his, her, their Zero Zoo.
I think you will find them fascinating.
Oh, we know this guy.
Yeah, we know this dude.
This is the guy who was introduced to us by why can't my trans friends get laid?
I just went a hot spot messaging for like $25 to $40 a month.
What are you doing?
Look at this story.
We're trying to hear it, and you keep skipping around.
As an artist, I've always believed in the beauty and the power of storytelling.
Beneath every individual, there's at least a billion stories just waiting to be told.
So often we don't get to hear them, though, because this society often values more what we look like than how we're actually doing.
And that's why in my latest post on Instagram, I share a story about my own mental health.
I'm trying to become more transparent on how I actually feel.
And I wish that we can create a culture where we can actually feel crazy.
I hope it resonates.
Weren't you on the show, Matt?
Visible Mobile for inviting me to share my wonderful story.
I can't wait to read all of yours.
And while you're at it, check out Visible Mobile because they're everything.
I mean, actually everything because they offer unlimited data, hotspot, messages.
Go back.
$25 to $40 a month.
But let's know how many followers does he have.
So check them out.
Cheers.
Bye.
Cheers for the ad.
400,000 followers.
Jesus.
Let's see some of his outfits.
Oh, that dress really pops.
That's fun.
Does he shave his legs?
No.
No.
I see some hair there.
What's some other outfits?
Oh, I like the sexy boots.
Kinky boots.
You look fantastic, Alok.
And I bet your dad is really proud of you.
My dad just wants him to be happy.
Really?
Can I go have four beers with him and ask him?
Thanks, dude.
What do we got for that?
Cookie Crisp?
That's like a futuristic.
Human cloning and parasite lizards.
This guy's name is...
Donald Marshall is the biggest whistleblower of all time.
He's also made more hit songs than anyone in history.
Okay.
Thanks.
Hey, Gavin, I recently came across a video of some betas on virtual reality chat talking about their hookup stories.
I think you should dissect it on GOML.
From Inside the Fag Zone.
Wow.
Wow.
You skipped down a lot?
What?
Can you like green flag the ones you read or just put a flag on the ones that you're...
This was 2.11 p.m.
Okay, 2.11.
It was from censored.
Oh, okay.
I forwarded support.
Gotcha.
So what is the craziest hookup story you've ever had, bro?
Okay, so like I don't have a crazy hookup story, but I've got like a somewhat funny meeting somebody.
Work two, three weeks ago.
New chick comes in.
She was pretty hot, not gonna lie.
I was gonna pick up this girl for a date, right?
And I can't look at that.
I think that it's a difficult to go pick the girl up from her house.
And, you know, back up, Terry.
Back up, says this guy.
Oh, this was my final video.
Jerk.
Should we not?
No, we're not showing that.
This guy beat me to the punch.
A girl asking, what do you think about all our drink emails to you?
They annoy me.
That's Ginger Minky.
Dearest Gavin, we have seen that a lot of female viewers these days.
I thought I was sexist.
Maybe they just like hearing someone behind.
You're basically like Willem Dafoe in that movie.
Dearest Gavin, I recently escaped from New York and moved to a Red State.
To honor my five-year struggle in the bittersweet shithole, I would like to know if you could doodle me an outline of the city for a tattoo.
I notice you start to draw every time Ryan's incompetence starts shining through.
I figured this would be a nice little distraction.
Many thanks, and if I ever see you in the skies, bottomless bourbon is on me.
Sincerely, Shana Jeanette.
Shana, please be careful because the life of a flight attendant means you're around a lot of fags and you end up as a fag hag, which my wife was.
And this is the problem with being a fag hag.
You see these guys partying forever and going on trips and renting a cabin and then going skiing.
And you start to think that you are going to be single forever and it's not a big deal.
It is a big deal.
Your eggs will dry up.
Homos don't have eggs.
They can party forever.
You can't.
So when you get to your late 20s, which you look like you're in, start being serious about boyfriends.
Won't they cock block her too if she finds a guy that's like, it gets serious and he starts taking up her eggs?
They're secretly misogynists at the end of the day.
They don't really see, it's sort of like the way Muslims see blacks.
And they pretend they're excited about black Africans and the nation of Islam and stuff.
But behind closed doors, they go, get these fucking monkeys out of here.
And gays are like, hi, girl, hey.
But I'll never forget this time when my wife was with Jeremy Scott, the designer, and his assistant, Pablo, and two other homos.
And they were doing a photo.
And she just assumed that she was in it because she's part of the gang.
They all work together for Kelly Catrone.
And so she gets in the photo.
And I saw Pablo touch her arm and go, this one's just for the boys, honey.
And he just shooed her away.
And she's like, what a bitch.
And I thought, oh, so that's how you really feel.
This one's for the boys, honey.
That's gay.
Who is attracted to that?
What do you mean?
On earth?
What do you mean?
Like I want to, If only I could find the perfect person for me.
Actually, the way we discovered this guy was that article, I think it was in Vice, called Why Can't My Hot Trans Friends Get Laid?
And it was a collection of four of the ugliest trannies you've ever seen.
See if you can find that.
Why Can't My Hot Trans Friends Get Laid?
If Alok wasn't the author, then my famous gender non-conforming friends get laid.
That's twice.
Is that a steal?
Yeah.
There we go.
Alok.
Oh, yeah.
But go down?
There's pictures, right?
There better be.
You post on Insta?
No problem.
Okay.
Nope.
Okay, let's go to.
Oh, it's just A-Loc.
Why can't these people get laid?
What's the problem?
They can't?
Maybe they're picky.
A genderless albino who looks like a pug.
Chocolate tranny in the used clothing store.
And then a tall Jewish man dressed like his grandmother.
Why can't they get laid?
What are you blind, America?
God.
This looks like Mystery Men.
You remember that movie with Ben Stiller where Jeannine Garoffalo is in it too, where they're like fake superheroes?
Is the middle one male or female?
I think they're all male, yeah.
Yeah.
I remember seeing a documentary on the Jewish guy on the right, and his dad is not a fan.
No?
No.
Why?
So he wears a dress over to his dad's house, and his dad's like, take that off.
We're not talking with you wearing that fucking thing.
Fucking jealous.
Look at that.
This is the same picture.
Why can't my mystery men get laid?
It's a mystery, men.
GNR, have you guys heard of this fella Devin Stack?
His YouTube channel is called Black Pilled.
I found him a month or so ago.
He's amazing.
I've watched this little vid five times and cry each time.
Also, I have mile-high cheekbones and beast-tongue lips.
Below is the requested picture of myself.
We did not request it, but there it is.
Very hunky guy.
That's a hunk.
Let's see if his recommendation was good or if he's just another himbo.
They indulged their fight-or-flight instincts and risked everything they had for a chance to build their own life out of the reach of the ruling class.
My family, those that survived the long months' journey across the sea and the harsh winters that awaited them in the wilderness they set out to tame were adventurers and pioneers.
They settled the eastern seaboard and built the first communities in what would later become the United States.
With their bare hands, they carved towns and cities out of the earth that still stand today.
As life became easier, the softer men arrived and a new establishment began to grow in these cities.
My family grew uneasy with the influence these velvet-gloved aristocrats had and chose once more to venture into the wilderness to escape.
Again, they traveled west, sometimes on foot for hundreds of miles through dangerous, uncharted lands.
What's the name of that guy?
Black Pills.
That's the name of the YouTube channel?
Correct.
Now, he was banned on Instagram, and he's come back since, but he's...
I like it.
Guys, good.
Love it.
Okay, cool.
One more just came in a second ago from Noah.
This is my city after these commies destroyed it.
The feds don't come out until after the rioters start to get violent.
Holy shit.
The narrative is twisted.
Portland rioters are not peaceful.
Look at this.
Holy shit.
It's not just garbage.
It's burnt garbage.
This was a fire.
Wow.
Why is Trump getting involved?
Portland's doing fine.
Look at these pictures, man.
Keep showing them.
Why did you click away?
That really fucking annoyed me.
I can't.
I don't want to show his email.
So I have to click him.
What's with all the water bottles?
Why do you got to stay so hydrated?
Are you Ryan?
These are disgusting.
What an absolute fucking mess.
Just a reminder that Black Lives Matter.
Show the last one.
Moms for dead cops.
Jeez.
It's a bit rich.
Your city sucks.
Yeah.
Oh, wait a minute.
So, yeah, that video that I sent you, I sent you last.
It's not in the notes.
But we're not going to show this video, but I just stumbled upon this.
You should check it out.
19.
Oh, it's not in the notes.
This one is in the notes.
You're out here in Hollywood, homeless.
Tell me about it.
Well, let's see.
There's not too much to tell, honestly.
I could probably get off the streets if I tried a little bit harder by myself.
It's not really that dangerous, like everyone says, as long as you stick by yourself and don't hang out with other homeless people, you're usually pretty okay.
My problem is, is I'm addicted to heroin, so that's basically why I can't get off the street.
At the end of it, he says, wait, go to the very end.
Eat better and live better than probably 95% of the world's population.
Member probably be to have my cat back.
Yeah, go back.
And then let's see.
I could take some type of pill.
Feel like it's rock bottom or I just can't go any further.
I start to lose my mind.
Then maybe I'll let.
Your socks are rock bottom, dude.
Yeah, no, they're not.
You're ready for smoking.
Pause for a sec.
Junkies always say this.
They go, I'm going to quit, but I just don't want to quit right now.
I like it too much.
People say that about smoking, too.
I go, Yeah, I know you like it too much, you're addicted.
It's like you and vaping.
Yeah, I'll quit.
Well, right now, I really like it, but what, when you all of a sudden hate it?
I never said I was gonna quit.
It's not a fat chick, it's not like you're gonna get bored of fucking her.
Yep.
If you had three wishes, what would they be?
Let's see.
I'd probably wish that I could take some type of pill that would make me never remember what opiates feel like.
And then, let's see.
Second wish would probably be to have my dog back.
And the third wish would probably be to have my cat back.
There's other dogs and cats out there.
I'll get you a dog.
Yeah.
Can I have those last two wishes and I'll just get you a dog and a cat?
When I build a wall and kick out all of the liberals from all of America.
All right, so that's it.
That's worth checking out on your own time.
It's really interesting.
It's refreshing seeing someone be this honest.
Now, 2-0.
So we saw that guy with the mohawk.
He reached for his gun.
He pulled out his gun.
The police literally patted him on the back.
So I want to show you what happens when someone pulls out a gun who isn't a Fed.
Stay here, because I may need you.
Check pass forward here.
Young lady, do you have a firearm on you?
Did you get into an altercation?
Were you fired off a gun?
You may not want to be showing off your belly when you're a fat pig.
Stay over there.
Yeah, please.
Stay the fuck away from me.
I didn't do shit.
You've got your fucking people back.
Look, I have everything on my fucking door.
Let me see your phone.
Let me see your phone.
Show me who shot a gun.
Show me.
I didn't have the video, but I have all the videos.
Show me your proof that somebody shot the gun.
I didn't fucking prove.
Do you have ID, first of all?
I have a temporary ID.
Well, maybe you don't have proof after all.
He's been calling me, threatening me.
I'll be back.
I'll be back.
And then he calls me and he's like, you start showing me around to all these fucking people.
This is her.
Who shot the gun?
That bitch in there, the fucking Mexican.
With the fucking bag.
Okay.
Where did she shoot a gun at?
Towards me.
The unit is the one with all the property outside.
Fucking piece of shit.
Fucking lucky I'm still overseas.
I was fucking shot her at.
Everything they hear, they have to assume is a lie.
Because they just get lied to all day, every day.
And they're also wondering, I think it's very likely that you are the one who shot them.
You can't show me any proof on your phone.
And I think you have a gun and you might shoot me.
All the property has that.
Okay, sir, go wait over there.
I don't need you on top of us.
Is that a Stolen Valor thing?
Or is she an ex-military?
Because she said, lucky I wasn't overseas, I would have shot her ass.
I'm sorry, but my PTSD from overseas is fucking over.
I'm going to ask you.
The PTSD from overseas is fucking me up.
Go wait.
I know.
Okay, we'll deal with that, but I just gotta ask you to wait over there.
I've asked you three times.
I don't know, I mean, all I can tell you You can't show me anything on your head.
You had no gun.
So now I'm even more worried that you are going to shoot me.
What are the bullets for?
That's big.
357 Mag.
She's got a scale.
She's got some weed.
I don't know what's in here.
That's scales, weed, and bullets.
And she's just looking at her phone.
Okay.
See, this is when someone is not a fed.
No one's patting her on the back.
How are we messing with Phoenix, right?
Yep.
That's all her stuff.
Yeah, I'm not going to do it.
I'd rather kill everyone here.
What?
don't be stupid.
She's gotta f-fuck!
Fuck!
Yeah!
Okay, it's good!
M-m-m-m.
Pretty heavy, huh?
Damn.
Look how fast you have to be as a cop.
I think a woman got shot at so weird.
She's got a gun!
She's got a gun!
Thank you.
Oh, gee, what a dumb move.
And they would say she's running.
So she was shot in the back.
First of all, she's still a danger to them.
She can still shoot them.
And also, you're allowed to shoot someone in the back if you feel like they're going to be a danger to wherever they're going.
So if this meth head is swinging a gun around and we've already heard that she shot at someone, yeah, shoot her in the back.
That's police policy, and it's a good policy.
All right, I didn't want to end on a bummer.
So now we're going to show the video that that guy sent us that I emailed you after I sent you the notes.
Gotcha.
Right when your mouse gets reconnected.
No, it's reconnected.
This one is so good.
And anyone who's done anything like this with, say, garbage or leaves out in the country knows exactly what's going to happen.
So pouring gas in there, a whole thing of gas.
Now she really wants to reach in with the match and make sure it's touching.
Jesus.
And she has to pick up all the evidence.
Yeah, have you ever done that?
Where you pour gas in like a barrel and you just throw the match because it goes and often it'll send stuff flying like 15 feet into the air.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You usually learn that lesson when you're about 14.
I love this.
That's cartoonage.
There goes the eyebrows.
Did you burn his car?
The police are just going to have to look for someone with no bangs and no eyebrows and no common sense.
Yeah.
I understand you're African-American, but why is your face so black and red?
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
I could use just a little help.
You can't start a fire, you can't start a fire without a spark.
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