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July 20, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E188 - IS THE REVOLUTION WINNING? [2020-07-20 - S02E188 - IS THE REVOLUTION WINNING?]
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We are shipping for the day, baby.
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Oops, I don't fell for your way, baby.
A new girl, but live from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
Was a kid named Daystar, born in Brampton, Ontario, possibly the whitest place on earth.
And no, that Jamaican accent is not convincing, but he's known as Tori Lanes.
And I guess he's a Vietnam veteran.
That's great.
He's also 5'2.
And he's in the news today because he shot our girl, Megan the Stallion, in the foot.
Does Megan the Stallion understand that the word stallion is like a real man?
It's not sexy to be a stallion.
Anyway, they were at Kylie Jenner's pool party, and I think he was in the car.
First of all, why are you in the car in your bathing suit?
Isn't that annoying?
She's a billionaire.
They probably have a pool house.
Change.
That's him on the ground.
They're saying to Megan, put your hands up, but he thinks they mean him.
So his hands are here, so he's trying to put them up.
Don't fly away, Trey.
Tori.
Look, she's limping, and every time she steps, she leaves a little blood footprint.
They have to blur her bum.
They have to blur her big fat ass.
Even from a helicopter view.
Bring a change of clothes.
If your ass is visible from a drone, even put some fucking clothes on.
My God.
She looks good, though.
Yeah, it's an accident.
Right?
I would assume.
Stupid accident by dumb dumbs.
I only have a pencil.
Hold on, I got this.
And what the fuck does that mean?
Everyone falls in love sometimes.
Everyone falls in love.
Got it.
Sometimes?
What does that mean?
What an irritating song.
Someone else coming up.
Hey, we're always...
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, so whoever originally said that has is the dum-dum.
They're all pretty stupid.
Speaking of rock and roll, the misfits singer.
What's his name?
Bones?
Mikey Bones?
No, Michael Graves.
Nick Mickey Grave.
Michael Graves.
He put out a thing, I'm a proud Western chauvinist and I refuse to apologize for building the modern world.
Proud Boys.
America, InfoWars, Masculinity, Monster Dad, Real Men, Trump 2020.
So that can't be good.
I mean, I like it.
I wish more people would do it.
But when you're in the punk scene, he's not in the Misfits anymore.
He's had a million solo projects.
I think he was in the Misfits from 97 to 2000.
And I know you're irritated by my hip-hop style of wearing a hat, but this is what New Yorkers do.
Isn't it weird?
My daughter at dinner the other night, she said, all white men between the ages of 20 or 18 and 25 look like they could be in dude perfect.
And I go, you want to get into mass conformity?
All black dudes look the same from around 11 to 48.
And they wear these hats.
They wear their hat like this.
Or I've noticed another thing is to do, you sometimes see Arabs do this.
They make the hat super small and then they wear it like this.
Isn't that annoying?
So yeah, I guess he's come out as a proud boy.
And let me see what his fans say.
Goodbye, old white man.
This is getting really weird.
This feels wrong, Michael.
Michael?
Is that how he spells his name?
Oh, he does.
I'm sorry.
Had a great chat with you last year here in Germany.
Please don't re-elect this man.
Kind regards.
That's from Dropkick Danny.
You're an American sicko, an American sicko.
Oh.
Chauvinist now.
And someone explains what it is.
Keep going.
I really hope it is a hack.
But at this point, I wouldn't be surprised.
A white power sign and Proud Boys?
Really?
Their big hit was dig up her bones.
That's 1-3.
It's loading.
Are the Misfits punk?
I've always had trouble classifying them.
Most punk in America is hardcore.
Hardcore is American punk.
But there are punk bands in America.
Dead Kennedys are a punk band.
But I always thought the Misfits were either punk or just hard rock.
Like when we were in our cover band, 80s Hardcore.
There he is.
Quite a chin on him.
Jersey guy.
They're all a jersey guy.
Yeah, and we said we can't cover the misfits.
It doesn't feel right.
They're not hardcore.
But are they punk?
A lot of their stuff sounds like just rock and roll, kind of.
Well, I don't think the Ramones are punk.
The Ramones were just going for rockabilly, but they were so nervous on their first show that they played their whole set in about 20 minutes.
But they weren't going for punk.
They accidentally stumbled into punk, and then everyone said, you invented punk.
And they went, okay, yeah, we invented punk.
I'm not a hat guy.
I can't really get into it.
Punk bands don't go Acoustic.
Is there anything that disqualifies you from being punk?
Even if you're super duper punk, you do a ballad solos, disqualify you.
Saxophones.
Oh, yeah, that would be bad.
Ballads are allowed.
Hmm.
Well, hardcore, they allow ballads, but not punk.
But you got to remember, when the Ramones came out, everyone was trying to be 50s.
There was happy days.
There was American graffiti.
I talked to Dee Schneider, a Twisted Sister, and he said, we couldn't get any gigs because we were glam.
And if you weren't doing the 50s thing, no one wanted you back in the late 70s.
So weird.
I had my 50th birthday this weekend.
That's why I haven't seen you in so long.
On Thursday, we played the Vinny Parko thing.
Oh, I took my kids boxing.
Friday, it's great.
It's great having a birthday weekend too when you're 50 because you don't have to do shit.
I didn't do the dishes.
I didn't fucking pay any attention to the kids.
I only went to one of my boys' games.
And then Friday night, Milo had this fantastic ode to the G-Dog called Souse at 60.
He got the age wrong.
This was my favorite one.
Turn it up.
Kenya.
60th birthday.
Now, Milo, you don't look a day over 59.
But what do I know?
Here you are celebrating the big 6-0.
You know, I think one of the things I love about you, Gavin, apart from the fact you are the other side of the pond, not near me, is the fact that you have prevailed despite all the attacks against you, despite the hard things that have happened in your life.
You know, I think the issues you've had with herpes and syphilis over the years, particularly, I think, the erectile dysfunction.
You know, those were hard times for you.
And you've still come through all that.
Pat was terrible.
He was getting heckled a lot.
So?
And he was looking at his phone.
He wrote all his jokes on his phone.
Pathetic.
What a bad job he did.
Katie did a great job.
Mila did a great job.
My dad was not happy.
Bill didn't do good because he also was heckled and he was bummed.
He looked like Gary.
He acted insane.
I met him at the bar downstairs and he was screaming.
You know what happened at the bar downstairs?
He goes, all right, we'll take two more pairs and then two shots of Jameson.
And then I said to the waiter, actually, can you make mine a fireball?
And the waiter went and brought two shots of Jameson.
I drank it and I went, oh, that's Jamison.
I don't like Jameson.
Me neither.
I guess I'm such a fag that when I make orders, people laugh, assuming I'm being sarcastic.
Can you get the chicken tendis and fries?
Yeah, Bill was terrible.
Pat was a low point.
And I love Pat.
He's a great comedian.
I've never seen him bomb before, but he blew.
And then my dad was furious that he didn't know it was a roast and he made his two nice.
But he said, he said, what are you doing?
Why is that cunt Bill Schultz on?
Here, I'll read you exactly what my old man said.
I loved it.
It was one of my best.
I mean, this weekend was just heaven on earth.
But I thought that thing was awesome last night.
Last night?
I mean, sorry, Friday night.
Yeah, it ruled.
It was great.
You walked out for my set.
He's your brother.
Happy 60th birthday.
I remember when he was When Lorenzo went out for that one time, where's my daddy?
You didn't see my, what I did.
You walked out as soon as I got on there.
Oh, okay, that's it.
Very hurt by that.
It's finally that time.
The climax of the show.
Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming to the couch Gavin McGinnis.
Perfect time to go, Piss.
Now, Baldrick to my black adder.
Now, Gavin.
What does that mean?
Baldrick to my black adder?
I've already showed you on the show.
How fucking dumb are you?
I don't remember that name.
Tell us about your penis.
How can I explain something on this show that you work on where you pull up the clip and you, two days later, you go, I don't know what that means.
Baldrick to my black adder.
I'll figure it out.
No, you won't.
Oh, well, it's uncircumcised.
So it's got a lot of skin.
He's quite good, isn't he?
He's quite good, isn't it?
All right, take the beard off and do your Chadwick.
Oh, yeah.
Well, okay, I'll take the beard off.
This is actually shaved when I met Andrew WK and David Cross.
And then I peed my pants.
Playing the hits.
Oh, that was good.
That was good.
Do your Chadwick, do your Chadwick.
Let's hit.
Everybody close your eyes.
Actually, I'm going to...
Just Baldrick and Black Adder.
Okay.
The Chadwick is creepy.
We've already done it a million times, and people can go see the show if they're.
And it did Bill Schultz, which is very good.
Oh, yeah, true.
Baldrick and Black.
Okay, got it.
But now you remember?
The spelling of Black Adder now reminds me of that.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was a hard one.
Why was it a hard one?
Because I just learned about this.
So?
And let me guess, he's his foil.
But we went through this, Ryan.
Yeah, I didn't get to know that.
We watched a video.
I'm bad with names.
You're bad with words.
So then on the Saturday, we had a big party, and my wife goes, whatever you want.
We can rent this hall and do that and have the kids there.
And I was like, I don't really want to see the kids or you or women in general.
I just want, when I think of my favorite thing, I think of an old man bar and my male friends not competing for pussy or anything.
And that was the bar that I did it at.
So I started 12 to 9.
It just had dudes over.
War vets, bikers, guys from the gym, baseball dads, MAGA dads.
Just gonna send it.
It was heaven on earth.
And I drank, I had my first beer at noon and then drank for nine fucking hours, just pounding them back, pounding them back.
There was only two duds.
And I was looking at the party, my wife showed up, broke the rules.
And she's like, this is fun.
Everyone I meet is really interesting.
I go, yeah, there's only two duds here.
Everyone else here is cool.
Some people have murdered people, either illegally or with the army.
Everyone's fascinating in this entire fucking bar.
Fucking the owner was in the Irish police force during the IRA in the early 80s with Bobby Sands and all that.
That's just one guy.
And the two duds, one was the fascinating, there's this fascinating guy, Tom, who was an Afghan dude and worked with the CIA.
Now he does Intel security.
He's one of the most interesting guys I've ever met.
If I get a few drinks in him, I can get some stories about murdering jihadists.
But his brother, his brother looks like the mustachio dude in Reno 911 and is short and sardonic.
Boring?
Oh, was he boring?
And I think maybe in the womb, there's like a certain amount of, because they seem to be fraternal twins or something, but whatever happened in the womb, I think the first boy got all the interestingness.
And then the brothers just nothing offer.
And there was another dude who was name-dropping all these locals, but I go to that bar all the time.
I didn't know who the fuck he was talking about.
So he's got his shirt cut off, and I had a big mural of my face.
I sent you some pictures, actually.
I paid $200 for balloons.
And I paid $69 for a giant foam core mural of myself.
That's the Milo show, but we want to go to the...
So that was the setup.
And I had two six-foot-long subs.
So this guy I don't know well.
Each of those balloons, by the way, are $20, the silver ones.
Damn.
But I spared no expense for the G. I'm only cheap when it comes to other people.
Dude, that sandwich was...
I had no beers, but it had teachers.
Although they were sliced so thin that when you bit in, they'd start coming out either side.
I had to come up with a method to eat them.
That's in my bedroom, breakfast in bed.
But anyway, um.
And I noticed something about the two duds.
And this is an epiphany I had.
Duds always ask the same question, and that is, what do you do?
What do you do for a living?
What do you do?
If someone asks you that, and I said to the guy, eventually he wouldn't shut up.
I usually just say male model when people ask me that.
But he wouldn't shut up.
And eventually I just said, dude, that's an LA question.
We live in New York.
You don't ask people what they do.
I have friends at this bar.
I don't know their names.
There's the guy with the white beard and the really blue eyes.
I think he works on boats.
I don't know.
Guys just talk to each other about stuff.
You don't need a Wikipedia of the fucking dude.
That's how guys talk to one another.
There she is.
I got to cut her with a knife legally.
I'm so glad it didn't wind up everywhere.
I put two and two together.
I was like, he's sitting on a tarp and there's cake.
Yeah, it can't go well.
You have a birthday message from Scary Perry for a guy named William Randolph Hearst?
Yeah, I don't know why that came in.
Those of you not familiar with the Perry Project or Windy Seed Heater are going to be lost for a little bit.
But the rest of us are about to enjoy Scary Perry and his arch nemesis, a guy who looks a lot like me, William Randolph Hearst.
Well, well, well, William Randolph Hearst, the third.
Or better yet, known as the third, the big pile of shit coming out of my fucking asshole, you piece of fucking shit.
Now, I want to start the set by saying, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for all the trouble I put you through.
I caused you over the years.
The years?
I'm sorry for stealing your $50 and not promoting your movie, A Kiss Before Yesterday.
Tough fucking shit.
It was a movie that sucked.
He saw it yesterday.
I didn't steal shit.
That movie again sucked.
What our deal was that you promoted?
Nothing.
The movie sucked.
All right.
I'm sorry for kicking you so hard that you nearly broke your neck a second time.
I broke my neck twice.
And then I had to have three surgeries three times.
Okay?
Uh-oh.
You've got three surgeries three times.
So nine surgeries?
Your fucking ass?
That was at the Whitney City death anniversary screening.
Yeah, you were being a fucking prick and trying to fight me?
Me?
You're trying to fight me, motherfucker.
And you wanted me to kick your ass again?
Fuck with me again if I see you again and you're going down.
You deserved it and again you'll deserve it if you fuck with me again.
And I'll kick your motherfucking ass again if you try starting shit with me again.
Now, finally, I'm sorry for all the all the immoral sexual fantasies I've had about licking your butthole, yum, yum, yum.
Harry licks lips like looking into.
Guess what, motherfucker?
No!
That's not what I said!
I would never have sex with dreams about another, what's his name from Van Halen, the bassist?
Oh, Angus Young from ACDC.
Oh.
I can't bag it, you despicable, evil, demonic, worshipping, fucking psychopathic piece of garbage.
Let me make it, Let me make it up to you by wishing you a very happy birthday.
Fuck you!
I'm not gonna wish you a fucking happy birthday!
Never in a fucking million years!
You know, he's been wearing a fedora since before fedoras were a thing.
Yeah, I hope your birthday sucks, motherfucker!
I don't celebrate birthdays!
I'm not wishing you a happy birthday!
It's a satanic fucking holiday, you demonic bitch!
Well, right, because he's a uh he worships dog.
He's a Jehovah's Witness now, but he's doing it to get pussy.
Shit!
I can't even fucking breathe anymore!
Fuck you!
You evil fucking Satan-worshiping pile of fucking shit!
I'm inviting you to my birthday party at my place.
Where does this go?
What are we at now?
I've had enough.
We have two minutes and 29 seconds now.
We got it.
Did that other thing finish exporting?
No.
How long does it have?
We get another 20 minutes.
You're fucking kidding me.
Or about maybe 15.
So the 40 minutes was not an overestimate.
15 minutes.
No, it's clocking down faster than it says.
Well, a woman showed up at the birthday party.
It's this woman, Chrissy.
She's a school teacher.
She teaches art, I believe, at a high school.
And she's a cunt.
She was the one who told me, she came up to me when I was first there and she goes, that's a proud boy.
And she showed like other people.
Meanwhile, this is an old man bar.
And some broad, some feminist super liberal is telling me that I can't beat an old man bar.
I don't go to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth.
This is my turf.
These are my people.
This is my demographic.
You're the one who doesn't belong.
And she said, I want you to know that the people here don't agree with you or your values.
And I said, why are you making your problem my problem?
I told you this story before.
And I said, just look, you got your coat on.
Just get out of here.
Just go.
I go, you don't know anything about me.
You don't know what you're talking about.
And then she proceeds to harass the bartenders for serving me, the owner for allowing me to drink there.
And then she starts harassing the owner of the building for allowing me there.
The landlord.
And another time she came in and everyone was talking.
She comes in.
She goes, what's the matter?
Everyone seems so blue.
And then I turn around.
She goes, and then she goes, you're drinking with a white supremacist to all the other people in the bar.
And then she storms out.
I told you this story too, right?
She's reading a handmaid's tale and I was like, that book's about Islam.
And then after she leaves, they go, the guy, the white beard guy with the blue eyes, one of my closest friends, no idea what his name is.
He goes, was she talking about me?
I thought she was talking about me.
And then this time she came by and she made a sign.
She made a sign that says something about racism and white people.
This actually isn't the first time she's done this.
This is what she does.
She goes in front of the bar and holds up a sign that says like, honk if you hate racism.
So people are sort of going, I assume it's all college students that are doing the honking.
And you can be that retarded in this day and age.
And people go, cool, I get it.
Of any age.
You know, you can be out in the suburbs, totally white suburbs.
You can have a rainbow flag and a sign that says Eric Garner, Michael Brown, all these names.
And then it could vertically read, we matter, as in our lives matter.
And no one will bat an eye.
They'll go, cool.
Yeah, we.
Got it.
Black lives matter all over the burbs.
Yeah, what are you doing?
Oh, I'm standing on the road protesting there's white supremacists having a birthday party.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Let me honk my horn.
Beep, beep.
That sounds cool.
I am the aunt angry.
All right, so we're going to have to skip her and I guess come back to her later.
Mikey!
I should have had that ready, Ryan.
Also, how long have we been talking for?
23 minutes.
Okay.
Is that 23 minutes?
Yes.
Let's start the show, shall we?
New York Post today, Eric Adams said, don't call 911 over of illegal fireworks.
Talk to your neighbor.
Okay.
In other words, he said, he's what, the captain of the police?
Brooklyn borough president, Eric Adams.
He's following Charlene McRae's utopia, that's the mayor's wife, of a police-free New York.
Okay, fine.
This sounds good to me.
She did and was killed for it.
I love it.
I want there to be a police-free New York.
Fine.
These radicals can see what life is like when crime is allowed to run rampant.
Okay, I'm safe.
I have a gun.
I'm in the burbs.
You live in the city.
You're not allowed to have a gun.
You're dead.
The city is over.
She honestly said, I don't think we're ready for no police like today, but I could see in about five years it being something that happens.
Okay, let's try it.
Let's try it.
How do they find these people, by the way?
She went and told her neighbors to take it easy with the fireworks, and they shot her four times, killed her.
They're never catching those guys.
How do they ever catch anyone?
I have a theory.
Like, say someone tried to shoot the mayor.
I believe those guys would get caught pretty quick.
But how?
Here's what I think happens.
Cops have their basic drug dealer guys that they don't arrest and those guys give them tips about the bigger guys.
And I would imagine every single cop would go to their little snitch guys and just beat the shit out of them and rattle them senseless until they're like, okay, okay, I'll look into it.
And then they eventually get someone to snitch on the guys.
Yeah, because otherwise, if you see, even if you catch them on security footage, how do you know, can't search that guy's face?
Why not?
If he's on a security camera, what if it's a little blurry?
I mean, do they have a program that's like, oh, that's that guy?
So your point, Ryan, is what if they don't have good pictures of him and the few they have are very blurry?
Even if they did have pictures of him, that wouldn't catch a guy.
Why not?
Because.
Yes?
Now you got a picture of a guy.
We can do search Facebook?
No, other people would come forward and go, I recognize him.
He comes into my laundromat.
So they'd have to see that thing?
Yeah, they'd put it in the paper.
That's why the paper has an NYPD blotter.
I wonder how well that works, though.
I don't think it works very well.
All right.
So, Kanye West has begun his presidential run, and he started it by crying hysterically at the fact that he almost aborted his firstborn.
I almost killed my daughter was how he put it.
And Harriet Tubman didn't really free the slaves.
She just had them work for different white people.
Let's see how well that's working out for him.
this is going to be seen yeah See how many phones are going there?
Had 2020 shaved in his head.
He's wearing a bulletproof vest.
That didn't have the children.
That didn't have that child.
That have never got to experience the level of joy that I experienced having a child.
So even if my wife were to divorce me after this speech, she would adorn into the world.
even when I didn't want to.
She stood up and she protected that child.
You know who else protected a child?
Who you think might have protected a child?
Oh damn!
I think 23 years ago, who knew they protected a child?
Oh no!
Dad wanted her.
His dad wanted him aborted.
Actually, your dad wanted you aborted.
Hashtag Kanye.
Too bad.
Got my vote.
One thing I liked about him.
There's nothing wrong with what's 1.5?
What's wrong with that?
You know, there's nothing wrong with abortion.
It's very, very common.
It's like pulling out late.
Yeah.
He's just a condom that you put in the garbage.
But later.
Way later.
Hey, do 1.5.
That link didn't work?
Let me try it a different browser.
The other video didn't work either.
I had to go find that myself.
Are you logged into Reddit?
You don't need to be.
Are you sure?
Yeah.
What's happening?
I'm getting annoyed.
So is it loading?
What if you change the size of it?
I think your computer's gonna be.
Now there's no volume.
Gotta.
With Harriet Tubman.
Well, Harriet Tubman never actually freed the slaves.
She just had the slaves go work for all the white people.
Y'all, we leave it right now.
Yo, we leave him right now.
What's his name?
Randall Taylor had a great video he put out about how woke people are racist.
I actually had an idea for this where you start a secret fake racist organization like White Awareness Network, WAN or something, and you promote all of these left-wing ideas.
Like you say, welfare is working great at Shattering the Black Family.
Great work, Nancy Pelosi.
Great work, Hillary.
Joe Biden is, you know, he wanted more.
He was there for the three strikes rule and helped put a lot of black men in prison.
You know, you just keep endorsing leftist ideals.
And this guy did it in a much funnier way.
When me and Brad first met, I didn't think we'd get along, but it turns out we kind of agree on everything.
Your racial identity is the most important thing.
Everything should be looked at through the lens of race.
Jinx, you owe me a Coke.
We both have a lot of opinions about people of color, even though we barely know any.
I say colored people, but as long as we're classifying them, we both think minorities are a united group.
We think the same and act the same.
And both the same.
You don't want to lose your black card.
Sorry, I don't know.
I just think we should roll back discrimination law so we can hire based on race again.
Jinx, now you owe me a Coke.
Hey, tell them what you told me yesterday.
White actors should only do voices for white cartoon characters.
You've been saying that for years.
Stick to your own.
Us white people, we have so much privilege.
I agree.
It is a privilege to be white.
Ask him about interracial dating.
All I said is that black men who date white women have internalized racism, and white men that date ethnic women are fetishizing them.
Guys against interracial dating?
Yeah!
Like, am I being pranked?
Did rumor put you up to this?
Ugh, you know what the Taco Place is white-owned?
White people should be making white foods like cracked macaroni and cheese, no seasoning, not even salt.
Like, he's a mind reader.
I mean, I've been pushing for segregation forever, and my man does what?
I created an improv comedy show exclusively for ethnic people.
He segregates comedy on my birthday.
White people need to stop wearing treadlocks and they need to stop appropriating black people's music.
Shaved heads and country music the way God intended.
You know, all white people are racist.
I'm listening.
Even if you have a black wife or a black friend group, you're still really racist.
You know, we just kicked a guy out of the organization for having a black girlfriend, but if you can promise me he's still really racist, we'll consider letting him back in.
Black people should only shop at black businesses.
I guess the only thing we really disagree about is I think white people are the root of all evil.
But what did I tell you, though?
If we can narrow that down to a certain group of tiny hotted white people, I think we can come to an understanding.
Technically, I don't consider Jewish people white people.
Neither do I. Well.
Great timing.
I mean, comic timing.
Right?
Not as far as the whole world goes.
Oh, there's a little bit at the end there.
Still cool with interracial cooking, right?
Yeah, as long as you pay for it.
Sex work should be celebrated.
Put me in Bradford.
Speaking of racism, this small little story out of Canada struck me.
Canada is the least racist place on earth.
I lived there most of my life.
It never comes up, ever.
Black people don't talk differently than white people.
They don't have different culture.
They eat at the same places.
Like the whole black thing with like chitlins and grits and it's a black thing you wouldn't understand.
You don't see that in Canada at all.
In Montreal, you have Haitians because they speak French and that's a slightly different culture.
I believe in voodoo and A bunch of other bullshit.
But as far as like Ontario goes, anyway, these women are noticing that there's a lot of money going around when you say that your life was a racist hellhole.
So they're suing.
They work for the government, which is so fucking PC, Justin Trudeau's government.
And they're suing for 26 million, alleging anti-black racism.
And so you go, okay, what was it?
Well, she doesn't really get into the racism.
All she has listed there is a manager asked her to perform office housework, and she was once mistaken for a member of the janitorial staff.
Yeah, sorry.
I thought you worked with her.
You don't?
Okay.
I would probably get mistaken for janitorial staff on a regular basis there.
But here's my favorite part.
As a result of the harassment and the hostility that I experienced in the workplace, my son was born one pound six ounces.
So the racism shrunk her baby.
Imagine someone being so racist to you that your baby became one pound.
Also in the racist news, Roger Stone said Negro.
It appears.
That's a bad word.
Well, the way the New York Times put it is Roger Stone uses racial epithet in interview against black interviewer.
That's the way they put it.
Then you read and read, and on like paragraph 32, you hear what he actually said.
I'm guessing it was more than just luck, Roger, right?
I don't really feel like arguing with this Negro.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, what was that?
Roger?
Yeah, roger that.
But he may have gone like this on the phone, like, I'm getting tired of arguing with this Negro.
So we, obviously, as friends of Roger Stone, are mortified that he would use such a horrible, horrible term.
So we are imploring him to donate some of his extra money to this group.
The United Negro College Fund.
Don't you think that would be fair?
Because Negro is the most hateful word in the world.
And if you were a good person and you used such a horrible term, you would then donate to Negroes.
Wait, that's a parody.
What's the real name of the charity?
It's the United Negro College Fund.
Well, Gavin, that's...
Also, you've probably seen this a million times.
We got to throw it in there.
You saw the black chick saying Jesus saves, vandalizing the BLM mural.
How do you people wear hats?
Doesn't your head get itchy?
Crazy group.
Reddit is so left-wing.
It's nuts.
They're so anti-cop.
Is this not working either?
We're not having a very good day.
So this is where they started in Brooklyn.
That's good.
That's landscape.
So all you got to do is press start.
You know how to go start?
No, it's good.
We live?
Okay.
We live?
Yep.
Ladies and gentlemen, we in Brooklyn, and it ain't over.
Jesus matters.
We're taking our country back.
We're taking it back.
The police need our help.
They can't stand alone.
Don't just sit by idly and watch your country go to the ground.
Stand with your police.
Vote for Trump.
Vote Republican.
Vote for Christian.
And stand up for me.
And I don't in Jesus' name.
Hey guys, I just want to encourage you guys to pray.
Just pray for us right now.
Pray for the officers.
Pray for what we're doing right now.
We're doing it for you.
You've seen this all before, right?
She pours black paint all over it.
They have rollers I guess.
So now, right now, they have 27 cops guarding this beautiful work of art and making sure no one hurts it.
27 cops, as John Cardillo points out, is more than most precincts have at any given time.
Your local police force probably has three guys out at a time.
Now we have 27 guarding letters.
And by the way, ladies, you don't have to do that.
Cars are going to do that.
It's going to be desecrated naturally very soon.
We're the number one kid in our babies.
They hate us.
That's not the right thing.
That's the right thing.
They hate us.
That's enough.
Look at this 2-1.
Look at this cop who's arresting them, wriggling around in the paint.
I have a theory.
And again, we're pro-cop.
But I think a lot of cops are looking to retire and they want to get injured.
Re-find the police!
Re-find the police!
Fuck you!
Re-find the police!
Fuck you!
Re-find the police!
You devil!
Fuck you!
Re-find the police!
Re-find the police!
Writhing in pain.
I have another theory.
He did that to stop her.
Stop stopping her.
Like, if I'm laying on the ground, I can't stop her from doing that.
Oh.
You know what I mean?
I see.
He's milking it like a soccer injury.
I know.
He's really going for it.
Like, I've hit my elbow.
I've even shattered my elbow bone on the road, but it's not that painful.
Look at that.
No, that's, come on.
That's fine.
You're fine.
That's on the forearm.
It didn't hit the elbow.
This was interesting.
So, Chris, what's his name?
The one that Biden calls Chuck 23.
He caught Trump making a mistake.
But it's not really a mistake.
Trump was correct.
Biden wants to defund the police.
He just got the wrong proof.
Chris Wallace.
They want to defund the police, and Biden wants to defund the police.
Sir, he does not.
Look, he signed a charter with Bernie Sanders, and he does nothing about defunding the police.
Oh, really?
So that led to a very interesting exchange where he had a staff go out and get the highlights from that 100-page compact that the Biden team and the Trump team, rather the Biden team and the Sanders team had signed.
And he went through it and he found a lot of things that he objected to that Biden has agreed to, but he couldn't find any indication because there isn't any, that Joe Biden has sought to defund and abolish the police.
Surplus military equipment for law enforcement.
They don't need that.
The last thing you need is an up-armored Humvee coming into a neighborhood.
It's like the military invading.
They don't know anybody.
They become the enemy.
They're supposed to be protecting these people.
So my generic point is that...
Yes, absolutely.
Because they wanted to fund the police.
There we go.
By the way, guy, crippled guy, A, you want as much police as humanly possible.
You are the most vulnerable person in the world.
Literally.
I mean, okay, there's starving kids in Africa that are more vulnerable than you.
But as far as members of American communities, the guys who can't even talk, they're pretty vulnerable.
So you should probably be pro-protection.
And here's another thing.
If you are completely paralyzed and you can't talk, you can't interview people for a living.
Sorry.
Wait, which handicapped guy are we talking about?
Biden or the other guy?
I can't be in the NBA.
I'm fine with that.
It's not my right to play professional basketball.
If you can't talk, you're not the host of a show.
Can we stop with the pandering?
It's sort of like my wife and I got in a fight about this, actually.
They had a guy at a Mets game, City Field, going, oh, thank you, singing the Star Spangled Banner, the national anthem.
And I was sitting in my seat going, this guy's a wonderful child of God.
He's a human being.
He deserves the same rights we have.
The reason, a sign of a civilized society is how it treats its handicapped.
He should be treated well.
But can you sing the national anthem?
No.
Like, don't put a huge fat chick on the front of a sports illustrated swimsuit thing.
Don't have a dude on the cover of Playboy.
Sorry, that's not you.
You're not good at that particular thing.
And it's kind of shitting on the national anthem to have it sung by someone who is severely handicapped.
It's like a bad cover song.
Bruce Jenner was woman of the year.
What?
No.
That's like me being employee of the month.
It's just you and me.
You know what it's like?
My son has all these, my son has his baseball trophies divided.
And there's the real ones where he won tournaments that were hard and he played well.
And those are in a, they're not in a case.
They're sort of on his dresser.
And then he has another area.
It's not even in his room, in like the TV room.
And it's stuffed away and it's all the ribbons and medals and stupid fucking things.
And one of them has a bat.
And for some reason, the bat unscrews.
And I go, hey, I noticed you're missing the bat on those two.
I can probably find you the bat, replacement bat, to screw in.
And he goes, I don't care about those.
Those aren't real.
So just like those fake participation trophies, when you have a retard sing, I shouldn't say retard for actual handicapped people.
When you have a severely handicapped person singing the national anthem, or you have a guy who can't even speak interviewing a presidential candidate, or you have a fatty on the cover of Sports Illustrated, we don't go, hmm, maybe she is sexy.
We just go, oh, that magazine's gross now.
Like the Calvin Klein ads, the Calvin Klein underwear models that we're seeing in Midtown right now.
She's fucking fucking hideous.
She's a four.
What did you look up?
I thought it was going to be the first result because they're really pushing that.
What did you put up?
Calvin Klein models?
Yeah.
Because I figured they would have pushed that fat black.
Calvin Klein billboard plus size is what a normal person who wasn't retarded would put up.
Yeah, there she is.
Look at that thing.
What is that?
Uh, two?
That's what I was going to say.
How isn't two a model?
No one, like, a model is something you aspire to.
Women want to be that pretty.
You know, you're not going to get it, but you see it.
As someone who works out, I see a guy who's ripped and I was like, wow, I know I'm never going to get there, but I could work out a little more and get a little closer.
It's a goal.
This?
No one wants to be that.
If you went to most women you know and went poof and made her into that, she'd start bawling her eyes out.
What the fuck?
What have you done?
You turned me into a two.
This was another interesting part of the Chris Wallace interview 2-4 where I think Trump's not being totally genuine.
I think Trump let these riots go longer than they could in order to show voters what a Democrat-run America is like.
You've seen deaths up in New York, deaths up in Chicago, shootings.
How do you explain it, and what are you going to do about it?
I explain it very simply by saying they're Democrat-run cities.
They're liberally run.
They're stupidly run.
Liberal Democrats have been running cities in this country for decades.
Poorly.
Why is it so bad right now?
They've run them poorly.
It was always bad, but now it's gotten totally out of control.
And it's really because they want to defund the police.
And Biden wants to defund the police.
He does not.
Okay, then we get into what we just showed you.
He signed a...
Yeah.
So he didn't.
Because I let it run its course.
Yeah, they fucked me over with COVID.
And I thought, you know what?
You want to run the show?
Okay, you run the show.
You can do it.
Okay.
You want to have the summer of love in Seattle?
Okay.
You can have chop.
Let's see how many white kids with AR15s shoot black thugs.
Is that chick ready yet?
Yes.
All right.
Let's check her out.
So this is Ryan talking to the teacher who is trying to cancel my party because it's a white supremacist rally.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I gotta put one mask on.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
Don't ask black and brown people to fix white supremacy.
It's not their job.
It's ours.
Yeah.
What did you say?
It's not.
You have it cropped as usual, Ryan.
Don't ask blacks and browns to do anti-Semitism, racism, phone via.
Oh, I've seen that one.
She's white people's job.
Yeah, white people, it's our job to defeat white supremacy.
So she's taking a job from brown people.
Yeah.
Yes.
I don't know what it is, but are you white?
Yes.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
Yeah, so that's you're doing your part?
Wait, wait, wait.
Keep staring at you.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
That makes sense.
You know, that's black and brown people to fix white supremacy.
It's not their job.
It's ours.
Yeah.
Yeah, white people are definitely problematic.
Yes.
I don't know what it is, but.
Yes.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
Yeah?
I'm scared.
There's a white supremacist party back behind me.
Really?
Yes.
Oh, I go to that bar.
I do too.
Dude's really excited.
Yes.
Yes.
She loves it.
She's your biggest fan.
She's a supremacist.
I know about it.
And I'm really upset that they're having this party for this guy.
So what are they doing in there?
It's a birthday party for one of the founders of a white supremacist movement.
What are they...
I'm one of the founders of the white supremacist movement.
Wow.
I'm old.
I didn't know it was my 500th birthday.
What do you mean, what did they do?
They got a hug.
Woo!
That's another hog.
Yeah.
Let's see what are they...
What does the group?
Well, no, yeah, but what does the group do?
They just say the N-word?
Nah, they do a lot more stuff.
A lot more stuff.
Okay.
"There's anarchy, so..." "Cross burning and like..." They go to a lot of events.
Now I got a call, so the audio cuts out for a second.
So what did she say?
Do you remember?
That they go to events and they cause trouble and people get hurt there.
Basically that.
all right well that's interesting I like that.
I don't know if that's good honk or bad honk.
They sounded not aggressive.
I always thought that maybe there should be a positive honk and a negative honk.
She likes my retarded idea.
So, yeah, what do people do?
I mean...
I've heard the boogaloo boo.
Like, uh.
What the fuck?
I've heard for good, Brian.
You're really knocking this out of the park.
So what do they do?
No, that's not the same.
Yes, this is a white supremacist first.
Oh, they're called the boogaloo?
Boogaloo boys.
Oh.
I don't know why they want to say boogoys.
Oh, it says crap boys, boogaloo boys.
They're trying to infantilize themselves.
I see.
So.
Oh, this is a gentleman in color.
What's up?
How you doing, sir?
Hi!
Basically, I tell her I'm going to go to the bar anyway, and she says, don't support them.
And I was like, we'll just have a beer.
We waited all day for this.
Actually, yeah, I was going to go get a drink that way, but maybe I'll see what's going on there.
Just kind of correct.
Oh, you can't go in?
I don't think so.
I know the duck guy.
Yeah.
He might let you.
If he's there.
Why would you want to go to this?
Well, no, I just, I still...
You can't.
I mean, maybe they'll beat me up.
Who knows?
No, not that they'll beat you up, but you shouldn't support it.
Oh, no, I don't think I'd support it.
I mean, I'd just go have a beer.
Why would white supremacists allow an Asian man at their party?
It's a good point.
Yeah, they'd probably beat me up.
She assures me that won't happen.
Have a good beer with these people you're supporting at.
What if I go there a different day?
That's fine.
Totally fine.
Yeah.
That stinks.
Yeah.
Oh, well.
Alright, cool.
Yes, you too.
Goodbye.
Back to work.
Isn't she sexy?
With those little Daisy Dukes?
I don't think so.
I think she's hot.
Look at her little Daisy Dukes.
They show off her butt cheeks.
God, you really know how to ruin yourself, don't you, lady?
And that's all she wears.
So she should be banned from that bar because she's discouraging people to go to it, A. And B, she shouldn't be teaching her kids.
She's a radical activist who stands on street corners with signs that say, hey, white people, don't you?
By the way, who's asking all these black and brown people for help?
Hey, black person.
I started bothering you.
Could you help me deal with my own racism?
That's never happened.
Ever.
It's an attention grab from black and brown people.
They shouldn't be speaking up about it.
I should be doing it.
All right, let's briefly tear through the riots because Michelle Melican got attacked and I want to cover that.
But these dummies are trying to take down a statue in Chicago.
We're now in the riots section of the news.
And so they're pulling down the statue.
This is 2.5.
Obviously, we're going in chronological order.
And they're whipping rocks at cops.
The cops have nothing to protect themselves, not even helmets.
Look at this.
Speaking native in Palestine?
This is because they want to take down the Columbus statue.
Is it cans of soda?
And then they have umbrellas so that no one can throw anything back at them.
Look at that.
That's going to split your head open.
So this dummy is saying, calm down.
Stop it.
We want a peaceful protest.
People just turn to fuck off.
They really hate that Columbus went to the Caribbean.
I know it's not, sister, but we think you don't.
Who do you attack?
Who you protect?
Okay, now 2-6.
This is in Denver.
This pisses me off to watch.
I feel like Michelle Malkin is my sister, but the same age.
And when I see her in peril, I get sick to my stomach.
It's kind of why the Proud Boys went from just partying Trump dudes to also doing bodyguard stuff, protecting women like Lauren Southern, Ann Coulter, and Michelle Malkin.
Where were they?
Hey, Denver Proud Boys, did you know about this thing?
Why weren't you there?
And conservatives around Michelle, why weren't you...
Like, why didn't you just put your arms over her body and kick the shit out of anyone who came near her?
Why was so much...
I think this.
Yeah, this is a long version here.
The short one is in this text.
Yeah, there it is.
He got brained.
Big bandage on his head.
Very approaching.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you so very much.
We love him.
Amen.
And then this guy shows up.
See, you can't...
That's why I punched the dude at Deplorable.
Once one gets in and pierces the sort of sanctity of the demonstration, then they all start coming in.
You can hear Michelle screaming.
See the skateboard.
The skateboard.
See the guy in the red shirt?
He organized it.
He ended up getting his head split open with the skateboard.
is getting out of control This is it.
Just watch this.
Yeah, there it is.
Go back.
Go back.
There it is.
Go back one more.
You turn up, I can't hear shit.
Get up!
Don't touch me!
Don't touch me!
Get up!
Get up!
Where are the men?
That's Michelle you hear screaming.
You got to get back.
Get her off of her.
You got to get her.
Get her.
Stay back.
They're very talking her.
It's sprayed, I think, silly string in her face.
But you don't know.
When you get sprayed, you don't know if it's acid or what it is.
You got it.
Get off.
Get off.
This is our rally.
I saw a bunch of bikers there.
Where are the bikers?
This seems to be some sort of a gas or sprayer.
Maybe that's just her camera.
Get off!
Get off of it!
Get off!
Ah!
You're gonna get a rat dick!
See, that guy just attacked her.
And then some dumb bitch pulls out her rapturous baton.
Ready to kick Michelle's ass.
This is in Denver.
Isn't it funny how all these cities where it's really popping off are white?
There's no black people in Denver.
There's no black people in Portland.
Yet they're really concerned about racist cops and police brutality.
Oh, that guy just gave his identity.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
We're supposed to do this.
We're supposed to do this.
Seriously.
What the hell is wrong with you?
So Michelle's been doing interviews about it.
When did this happen?
Two days ago?
What's the date on that?
July 19th.
Okay, so Sunday.
Yesterday.
And then I said to Michelle, where were the Prowboys?
Where were the Conservatives?
What's 2-6?
Is that what we were just on?
Okay.
So then she sent me this interview she did, 2-7.
A sign of how successful the left has been because we are people of good faith.
We are so sunny and optimistic, and we're happy warriors.
And we come with our flags and we come with our signs.
And Antifa and BLM come with skateboards, intending to beat people up over the head, knowing that nobody's going to intervene.
They come with far worse.
And I just happened to videotape a black masked, black-blocked Antifa woman, big, huge woman who had jumped on the stage and took out her collapsible baton in front of me.
If I had carried, and of course many people are lecturing me that I should have, and I brandished my weapon, I wouldn't be able to talk to you right now.
I'd be in prison.
It's unbelievable.
Michelle, I got to ask you this.
I mean, look, Andy McCarthy has written a piece where he says the revolution is winning, that the radical leftists on the street are dominating the narrative.
They've cowed the police.
They control the newsrooms, the classroom, and now the boardroom.
They have academia, they have corporations, big business, they have the big media behind them, they have the Democrats behind them.
Are we losing?
It certainly feels like that to me this morning.
And maybe after I have my first cup of coffee, I might think differently.
But let me say something about Andrew McCarthy and National Review.
And this is a whole layer of different types of analysis.
I have a huge amount of respect for him, of course.
But National Review canceled me because I stood up for the kind of people who knew this was coming, who knew this was coming.
And that includes the priest boys.
They're the men who put themselves on the front line.
They're the men who were wrongfully prosecuted when Antifa came after them.
And for standing up for Gavin McGuinness, who was deplatformed and who was smeared by the SPLC, my column was dropped by National Review.
My column was dropped by the New York Post.
And the likes of the Young Americans Foundation and Ben Shapiro sneered at me for defending what they called, quote, street brawlers.
I could have used some street brawlers yesterday, Jeff.
And there are not enough men who are willing to be street brawlers because there's too many of them typing about how we're losing.
And the revolution is winning from the comfort of their home offices and con Inc.
subsidized spaces.
Perfect.
Yeah.
By the way, Andrew McCarthy is a cunt.
And he writes about the importance of free speech, free speech in Islam, and he writes for the National Review saying they're winning.
He also canceled John Derbyshire for his column, The Talk.
What are you doing?
You're showing me the guy from 16 Candles?
Yes.
And yeah, he's a canceler, too.
Those natural view guys are all pussies.
And when the shit goes down, they all run and hide and try to appease the left.
They are all weak human beings.
So that story, and Michelle stands up for Stephen Baca.
Do you remember Stephen Baca?
So he went to a rally where they were taking down a statue.
I can't remember what the statue was.
Who cares?
And eventually, yeah, this is what happened.
He got chased, again with skateboards, and listened to the audio.
I'm going to fucking kill you!
You fucking can't kill me!
Fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Oh, fuck!
Get his fucking license plate!
He just fucking shot him!
I can't find him!
So that's Stephen Baca.
They were beating him with a skateboard.
You can hear the guy saying, I'm going to fucking kill you.
And eventually, this is like his fifth confrontation.
He pulls out his gun and does what you're supposed to do.
So now he's fucked.
Go to 2.9.
Michelle wrote this article about him.
Just like our guys in prison for defending themselves.
That's the guy there.
His name's Stephen Baca.
And the DA is coming at him blazing.
Guns a blazing.
Throwing the book at him.
Charging him with, I don't know, assault?
And she points out in this article, Teres, the DA, is not just any run-of-the-mill DA.
He's one of dozens of George Soros subsidized subversives who could put social justice above equal justice.
A Soros front group, a Soros front group called the New Mexico Safety and Justice Pact, pro-criminal, pro-rioter, anti-cop, anti-Second Amendment, dumped more than $100,000 into Torres' campaign in 2016.
And I was digging through, trying to find the footage that I just showed you of the shooting, but I found, I stumbled upon this on Vimeo of all places.
Jump ahead to like 22.
That's the guy.
That's the Soros dude who's decided he's going to arrest that guy exactly the same as arresting these St. Louis people who are defending their home.
Self-defense is a crime.
What did they say to the Coming Union Catholic schoolboys?
They said, don't you think standing your ground is a little aggressive?
So here he is explaining himself.
Are there any other questions?
I have one more DA Torres.
This is Brian Loffman again with KOB Channel 4.
Sure, you addressed the self-defense claim and why you believe that, and you're anticipating, I believe, Mr. Baca's attorneys to fight this.
But can you say why you believe he was the first aggressor?
In some people's view or how they interpret the video, some people say he was running away.
He was being attacked.
Why can you say again that that is not going to be a self-defense claim in court?
Well, look at it.
If you show up at an event, at any event, and you bring with you a bullhorn, pepper spray, and an unlicensed firearm, right off the bat, it doesn't appear that you're there to advance.
Okay, how about everyone else there?
Do we arrest everyone who brings weapons to rallies?
What about the woman we just saw in Denver with the collapsible baton in front of Malkin?
Are you going to pursue that Soros perspective without engaging in some kind of activity?
And that in and of itself, you know, doesn't cross the line, but it does lead to this conclusion that he had the intention to continue to not only confront these individuals with his own speech and his own opinions, but by using force.
Fuck you.
Are they winning?
Sort of.
I mean, pull up Andrew's article, 30B.
Sort of, but it's also...
That's not the majority.
The majority, this is a shrill minority.
What Jonah Goldberg calls the tyranny of the oppressed.
This is the voters are the majority and they're not going for this.
They are seeing all this happen.
And I think Trump is playing a dangerous game, by the way, by letting these riots go so far.
But America is Getting to see what a Democrat-run country is like, and they don't like it.
So, this is all a huge ad campaign for the Trump campaign, and it's going to have him win in a landslide.
Do you want to see what a Democrat-run city is like?
Check out the most left-wing city in the country, Portland.
3-1, they deemed it a riot over the course of the weekend as they broke into the police union and lit it on fire.
You got to read Andy No's Twitter feed.
amazing Hear that?
There's a recording playing over the speakers.
This has been deemed a riot.
And what they do, and the communists always do this, it's all about propaganda, right?
So 3-2, we have these moms getting in on it.
And what they do is they show up and they lock arm in arm and they say, this is what democracy looks like.
And then they leave and their children riot.
Look at that, a pregnant woman showing up to a riot where people need helmets to be safe.
What a stupid bitch.
This is what democracy looks like.
That lame beat.
This is what democracy looks like.
Doofy broads.
What's 3-3?
Is that the priest?
Oh, that's the BLM mural?
Oh, this is great.
This is great.
Make sure you don't miss it.
As many of you know, my name is Willis St. Clair.
I'm an Afro-Indigenous non-binary leftist.
That's the left St. Clair.
We have Ashley St. Clair.
They have this.
Organizer here in Portland.
Organizing for the abolition of not just the militarized police state, but also the United States as we have to do.
I want to make sure that while we are standing here on stolen land, we make sure to do a land acknowledgement.
Hi, everyone.
Why is a priest there?
And I love that he's wearing the scarf of the African slave traders after it's been exposed that that's a scarf for African slave traders.
Yeah, the Kente scarf.
He's clapping that this is stolen land.
I mean, we did all the heavy lifting, stealing the land, and now you sit on it wearing our jean jackets using our microphones on our phones, bitching about it all.
This is stolen technology.
Yeah, go sit in a teepee, bitch.
I saw this 3-4.
This sums up what total brats they are.
They're singing Rage Against the Machine at the police union station.
Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
Kind of fades out.
They're not sure when to.
Motherfucker.
So what I think Trump may be behind the lines and said, let's pinochet these fuckers and just start picking them up and throwing them in minivans.
And I saw Dave Smith, the libertarian comedian, saying, look, I know you hate the riders and everything, but this should scare the shit out of every American.
And I'm watching it going, nope.
Sorry.
I guess this is where I become a non-libertarian.
Free helicopter rides for communists.
I like seeing unmarked cars grab people in the night and drive them away.
Look, people are getting thrown in jail.
My friends are in prison.
So if people are going to prison, I want you to go to prison too.
Let's see the left get punished.
She's gonna come with your-Don't hurt her, no, don't hurt her.
She's not-Hey, hey, hey, she's not being hurt.
She's getting hands up.
Why are you putting the blocks on your face?
My face is hurting her.
Yo, what the fuck?
And an unmarked card?
This is an unknown storm.
Who is this?
Who are you?
You follow us, you will get shot.
Didn't they always tell me the unknown clothes?
Where's she going?
Where's she going?
He just said if you follow us, we will shoot you.
Where?
You have to tell us where you're taking her.
Where are you going?
Where are you going?
To hell.
We're taking her to hell.
This is my favorite clip of the day.
It is 3.6, and it perfectly summarizes, first of all, the disproportionate number of women in these protests, but also more clearly, the way they see themselves, which is as school moms.
They see themselves as kindergarten teachers, just like that woman outside my party.
They are tisk-tisking, scolding the authorities because they think they're the mommy.
We've gone from nanny state to mommy state.
And one thing you do with very little kids, like I'm talking four, is you say, use your words.
Like if they hit their finger and you want to know, you know, did it happen outside?
Is it serious?
Is it broken?
And they go, and you go, use your words, use your words.
And sometimes you can get the kid to say, it slammed in a car door or something.
Okay, you can figure out what to do.
But this is how she talks to our secret police.
What are you doing?
Use your words.
What are you doing?
Use your words.
Use your words.
What are you doing?
I haven't done anything at all.
Use your words.
What is going on?
Who are you?
NLG, we'll get you out.
What's your name?
Tell us your name.
What's your name?
Okay, you're fine.
We'll get you out.
Bro, what?
We got you.
No, you don't.
I'm getting whisked away in the night, taken to hell.
You just violated their rights.
Yeah, good.
They just violated their rights.
Thanks for keeping a fucking...
I'd go home if I were you other people who didn't get whisked away.
What are you doing?
Say you're fucked out of there.
I think 3-7, Ted Wheeler's demanded that whoever these people are, they get the hell out of his state.
Portland Mayor defends Trump, demands Trump remove federal agents from the city.
Mr. President, federal agencies should never be used as your own personal army.
What?
Isn't that what they're for?
Aren't they Trump's personal army?
What are you doing?
How do you sleep at night?
What did you tell your kids?
Our streets!
I mean, what else should we do?
You're destroying.
We've just gone through about 10 videos that show you totally destroying not just your own city, but police headquarters.
You know what's funny about Ted Wheeler?
He's literally a joke.
He's the mayor in Portlandia.
This is Ted Wheeler.
He's a joke.
Mr. Mayor, is everything okay?
You said it was urgent.
It's very urgent.
Sorry, my crystal reading skills are just a little rusty.
Oh, what?
You mean my earwax sculptors?
No.
That's not it.
This.
Did you see this?
It's common knowledge.
Portland is very white.
Yes, but least diverse?
Least?
I don't want to be the least at anything.
You know, I actually think that's a great idea.
I think it's a good time to do some soul searching to ask ourselves those tough questions.
I can't tell if she's kidding or not.
I think it's time for the mailbag, Ryan.
Ah.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
You know, there was a great letter we had a long time ago.
Um.
Look at that.
It was about slavery, and I put in slaves, and it's still not coming up.
Geesh.
Did you mark it?
Irish slavery.
Yeah.
Okay, I got it right here.
If you type in A-I-N-E-A.
Oh, but it has a red marker on it.
It does.
Have we read it?
Not that I know, but I remember.
Okay, I meant to put a blue flag on it.
Blue means I want to read this.
I guess I'll put a red flag on it now because I will have read it.
So we were talking about slavery the other day, and this guy says, the Irish slave trade began when 30,000 Irish prisoners were sold as slaves to the New World.
The King James Proclamation of 1625 required Irish political prisoners to be sent overseas and sold to English settlers in the West Indies.
By the mid-1600s, the Irish were the main slaves sold to Antigua and Montserrat.
At that time, 70% of the total population of Montserrat were Irish slaves.
Ireland quickly became the biggest source of human livestock for English merchants.
The majority of early slaves to the New World were actually white.
From 1641 to 1652, over 500,000 Irish were killed by the English, and another 300,000 were sold as slaves.
How many slaves did we take in?
Black slaves in total?
Are you asking me?
No, you should know this off the top of the dome.
320,000.
So 320,000 black slaves and 300,000 white slaves.
So in other words, we're about the same.
In other words, we get reparations too.
Ireland's population fell from 1.5 million to 600,000 in a decade.
Families were ripped apart as the British did not allow Irish dads to take their wives and children with them across the Atlantic.
This led to a helpless population of homeless women and children.
Britain's solution was to auction them off as well.
During the 1650s, over 100,000 Irish children between the ages of 10 and 14 were taken from their parents and sold as slaves to the West Indies, Virginia, and New England.
In this decade, 52,000 Irish, mostly women and children, were sold to Barbados and Virginia.
Another 30,000 Irishmen and women were also transported and sold to the highest bidder.
In 1656, Cromwell ordered that 2,000 Irish children be taken to Jamaica and sold as slaves.
And by the way, they tried the cotton picking stuff and farm work, but we kept getting sunburnt to death.
So they would throw us out with the garbage.
In other words, we were literally white trash.
That's why you saw more blacks working in fields and more whites working indoors because the whites would burn up.
In fact, black slaves used to make fun of white slaves because they were worth less.
Many people today will avoid calling the Irish slaves what they truly were.
And by the way, I've seen an article in the New York Times called The Myth of Irish Slavery, The Myth of White Slavery.
They just deny it now.
They'll come up with terms like indentured servants to describe what occurred to the Irish.
However, in most cases, from the 17th and 18th centuries, Irish slaves were nothing more than human cattle.
As an example, the African slave trade was just beginning during this time period.
It's well recorded that African slaves, not tainted with the stain of the hated Catholic theology and more expensive to purchase, were often treated far better than their Irish counterparts.
Anyway, this goes on.
African slaves are very expensive.
English thought of a better way to use women, girls as young as 12 to increase their market share.
They bred Irish women and girls with African men to produce slaves with a distinct complexion.
These new mulatto slaves brought a higher price than Irish livestock and likewise enabled the settlers to save money rather than purchase new African slaves.
So every time you see light-skinned blacks, blacks go, oh, well, she must have been raped.
No, maybe it was the white girl that was raped.
This practice of intermediating Irish females with African men went on for several decades and was so widespread that in 1681, legislation was passed forbidding the practice of mating Irish slave women to African slave men for the purpose of producing slaves for sale.
In short, it was stopped only because it interfered with the profits of a large slave transport company.
Oh, fuck.
Anyway, doesn't that piss you off?
So much of this rioting is based on bullshit.
And it's teachers like that cunt outside my party brainwashing our kids, telling them that this country was built on slavery and stolen from the Indians.
Someone sends us an article.
I'm not afraid to get He is named Tenetopi Olegeshin.
He's arrested in connection with threatening to kill police.
But where is he from?
He's not afraid to kill again.
Can you tell us where he's from?
We're going to have to go with Africa.
San Antonio police showed up at a residence.
Harbor Miss Link.
He's not a Mexican moron.
No, I'm not saying that.
No, it says in the article, San Antonio Police.
So he has.
I am not afraid to kill again.
Man accused of threatening to shoot the poo-poo after welfare check.
Meaning, checking on his well-being.
Wait, is that him?
As allegations attempted to close the door, officers said he had a semi-automatic.
He would kill officers that tried to enter his home again.
Wait, is this article against the cops?
He's distraught.
Officers retreat.
Poor guy who tried to kill cops is distraught.
It looks like the video is not in tune with the article.
Right, right, right.
No, it's related news.
Dumbass.
That's why it says related news at the top.
Jesus, Ryan.
I never said it was.
I actually said, I was like, wait, is this the guy?
Something that I said.
This is from Bill.
Sam just shouted out Gavin in his most recent video.
This video happens to be my favorite video he's done in a long time.
Two hours of Sam at a mic talking about Pizzagate and Wayfair and how these typical dismissive beta mail journalists do nothing to contribute to society.
Fuck, he would be great for censored.
Yes, I know I'm eating asshole, the dead horse that's been repeatedly beaten since 2018.
Sam's to be in a good place, and I was encouraged to hear him give Gav the shout out.
Fingers crossed.
Thanks.
You could have recorded me a birthday message, Sam.
I did reach out.
And how much do we believe all of this child trafficking?
I'm having a bit of trouble with it, to be totally frank.
I do believe that there's casting couches in Hollywood.
I do believe that children at Disney are disproportionately molested, molested at a much higher rate than normal kids walking down the street.
But I'm sorry, I'm just not on board with trafficking children.
I don't mean, I am not.
You're against that?
I'm against that.
I don't think it happens.
I don't think Wayfair is selling cabinets with kids in them.
And Pizzagate, I don't think it's real.
John Podesta, I think he is a pedophile.
And his art is deeply disturbing.
But like the spirit cooking thing, I know this is going to piss off some of my more radical viewers, but I think that's just a bunch of nerdy, shitty, rich politicians who want to hang out with the cool artist.
And she does a bunch of weird satanic stuff.
And it makes them feel like they're in the end crowd.
But drinking the blood of children, I mean, I'm not going to rule it out, but I don't think that's going on.
Here's a clip that resurfaced recently that shows the officer Tatum going full N mode on Hotep Jesus.
The context is that they were calling Tatum a race traitor and that he dances for his white followers and is a grifter.
At the 50 second mark, Tatum taps into his inner melanin, as Nick Cannon would say, and shows signs of what we call in Florida real nigga shit.
Anyways, who would win in a boxing match?
Hoteps recorded at HMW is 5'8, 180 pounds.
Tatum's recorded at Height and Weight is 6'1, 230 pounds.
Three rounds of boxing, who you got?
Yes, I'm so bored and need sports to start again.
Well, boxing is back up.
Here's the thing.
I gotta go.
They're quick to run and grab that talking point of Biden and Hillary Clinton, you know, I've never seen in my life.
I'm done, bro.
You a fake nigga.
I appreciate it.
Fake, bro.
I'm going to expose you to everybody.
When I see you nigga, it's going to be on.
I want you to know that.
Because you called me on the phone, and you saying all this, and you get on the live stream, and you playing this shit.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
Is that black or black?
Is that black or black?
Bitch, bro.
You some bitch.
It's really a very stimulating discussion.
Everybody on your live stream, yo, you some bitch.
And when I see you, I'm whooping your ass.
Everybody got your watch.
I like it.
You want to be hood, nigga?
You want to be hood?
You on the phone talking shit to me, and you call me?
You saying you apologize?
I never apologize.
You apologize.
I never apologize.
I didn't care who he went in the fight with those two.
This is another Bill.
Morning, Gavin.
Enjoyed the birthday extravaganza episode, which gave me an idea.
B. Nick Gary has not been filming much.
Any chance Bill Schultz can fill in watching his performance on the birthday extravaganza?
I know he would be a great fit.
Yeah, like I went drinking with Bill many years ago, and I got so messed up.
I was doing Adderall.
And then when the Adderall wears off, you're just, you were drinking out of your league before.
So on my way home on my bike, I had moved to the burbs, but we still had the apartment, and it was empty.
There was no furniture in it.
And I thought, I got five hours to kill.
I got to sober up.
So I rode my bike all the way home to Brooklyn, where I knew I was getting picked up by the Fox News car.
And drenched in blood, I lay there bleeding all over the floor.
And then I dabbed it with a towel, and I went into Fox News, and I was talking to Jim Norton as blood was going like this down my head.
And Jim Norton goes, are you bleeding?
Great story.
Bill Schultz failed miserably actually.
That was a quick story, too.
Yeah.
And by the way, we were drinking.
There's no Gs in any ing thing he says.
Drinkied?
Drinking?
He almost talks like he has something in his drawer.
Actually, I do, Gavin.
Uh.
Uh.
I pray for the fame of Bill Schultz so that way that impression actually hits on a larger scale one day.
Here's one from Jean saying I'm her baby daddy.
Whoa.
Gavin, I've been listening to you for four years on various platforms.
During my pregnancy, I watched you almost every night.
My daughter is 10 months old now, and we watched GOML to calm her down at bedtime before reading.
She loves your voice.
Her face lights up when she sees you.
I think she heard you in the womb, and it comforts her.
Keep up the good work.
P.S., excuse the low-quality photos.
We're modeling, and I didn't want to use Flash.
We're modeling?
Oh, I see.
We're remodeling.
Wait, what has that got to do with using the Flash?
Oh, because her apartment looks like shit.
I get you.
Or her house.
Thank you very much, lady.
NYC nurse undercover in COVID hospital.
Hey, Gavin Rygai.
I'm sharing a longer video with you two.
I believe it's super important to watch given the five months of bullshit lockdowns and what Cuomo has done to New York.
However, the video is probably too long for the show and will probably need to be edited below our timestamps for some highlights.
If you were curious, though.
Also, you said you want to see people who watch the show, so I've attached a photo of myself.
Do what you want with it, but tread lightly.
I'm a married woman, after all.
Hmm.
Very young.
All right, let's go through this.
505.
Okay, 505.
Yeah, I got the timestamps here.
Oh, I remember her.
She was on Tucker.
She's to save lives.
She began by telling us one of her most disturbing findings, that people who had repeatedly tested negative for COVID were being described as COVID confirmed.
Okay, so if you look close, I'm in my patient's chart.
I am pulling up like their laboratory results.
So if you look here, you'll see COVID-19 Bioreference Lab.
Here are the test results.
As you can see, 5-1-20-20 at 17-16, not detected.
They test for a second time.
5-4-2020 at 1759, not detected.
So both of those are negative.
Scroll up to the top.
This is my patient.
They are on a vent and they are being called COVID-19 confirmed.
Droplet in contact on eye protection.
Here's a question.
So let's show people the title and they can look it up themselves.
It's actually really hard because they don't want to get caught.
Well, if you go to our riot, right, you put up all the links.
You put up the write-up.
No, not the write-up.
You put all the links in the enough for mailbag genius idiot.
Well, you could.
Right.
So undercover, the E's are threes, and that should get you there.
Tyrant Slayer Studios.
Tyrant Slayer Studios, do they have a lot of videos?
Yeah, they don't have that many videos.
And when you sort it, go to Tyrant Slayer Studios, and when you sort by most popular, it's the most popular by far.
It's 1 million views.
All right?
So you can do that on your own, Tizyme.
This is from Gina.
Sexy Air Drum Request.
When I watch this video, I always imagine you on drums.
Will you please grant me my fantasy?
The song is Black Steel by Tricky.
It's public enemy color.
Okay, let's see what we can do.
Okay.
Picture me giving a damn.
I said never.
Here is a land that never gave me.
How was that?
That's it?
I'm not going to do the whole fucking song.
You want to hear a funny story?
Back in Vice days when this song came out, I was walking down the street of Montreal with Sarouche Alvey, the guy who started Vice, and I said the lyrics to this song, which is a public enemy song.
I said, you're not going to believe this.
He goes, what's what?
I go, I got a letter from the government the other day.
And he goes, the Canadian government or the American government?
And I can't answer the question, right?
I got to keep going.
Go forward.
So I opened it.
I read it.
And they said they wanted me for their army or whatever.
He's like, wait, the Canadian army or the American army?
And then I was like, can you picture me giving a damn?
Never.
He's like, but I don't understand.
You're being conscripted?
It went on and on.
I think I did the whole song.
Here's a land that I never gave a damn about a brother like myself because they never did.
It's really hard to.
I don't think I made it to cold sweating as I sit in my cell.
So I'm cold sweating, sitting in my cell.
I'm not a fugitive on the run, but a brother like me can't be.
It's so hard to not musicalize that.
Frick.
By the way, I was noticing the New York Times on Sunday, was it?
Yeah.
John Levine, who I still don't trust, had a big article on this guy you've never heard of called Farrakhan.
Meet the Star.
Excuse me.
Meet the Star's Toxic Preacher of Choice.
Yeah.
Bring the Noise was 1987, I believe, public enemy, where they go, Farrakhan's a prophet that I think you ought to listen to.
He's been around.
We've all known about Farrakhan for a long ass time.
We were writing about the dangers of Farrakhan and Voice of Montreal.
Anyway.
G'day, Mate.
Kev, if you read this email, you can do it in your Aussie accent.
I love it.
Here's a video explaining what you already know.
Just because a man doesn't know their kid's dentist assistant's name doesn't mean they don't love their kids.
And the kids growing up without a father figure are usually affected by it.
Dana Red.
Dana Red.
You skipped another Australian.
When I'm getting my father clients ready for court, I prepare them for this kind of interrogation.
Who's your children's doctor or dentist?
What's the name of your school principal or even their teacher?
What grades did they get on their last report card?
I don't know any of this.
Nine times out of ten, they miss the majority of these questions.
Seriously, does this mean they don't care or love their children as much?
I bet it makes you wonder.
But please hold your judgment.
Here are the questions that my father clients can easily answer.
If your son could be a superhero, what would his power be?
What kind of monsters do your kids fear?
How high does your daughter feel comfortable flying in a swing?
What makes your son feel defeated?
Yet, in my experience cross-examining hundreds of mothers in family court, these are the harder questions for them.
Most of us know motherhood brings with it a sixth sense and an unsafe children, and I appreciate you being an advocate for us.
The reason we don't know the names of their teachers and get involved, because when I start looking at their school, I'm so horrified by what I see that it becomes an all-or-nothing kind of a thing.
Like AIDS said, clunker.
So we have to rip out the engine, totally sand it down to the frame, and start rebuilding from scratch.
Or you keep driving that shitbox.
You know what I mean?
I can't.
The education is so bad right now with American schools that they're going to end up in tears and homeschooled if I start getting involved with this.
I am done.
You're done.
I'm done.
Carol Basket.
Jeez, bitch.
My seven-year-old and his friend were on the trampoline the other day going, Carol Basket.
That's great.
He's jumping up and down.
I don't know why.
This trampoline is kind of like a tiger cage.
From Mitchell Clements.
Oops, I just said his whole name.
He didn't even try.
G'day, boys.
How are you?
So here's a story.
I was in a university clearance, which we are doing online because everyone is a raging pussy.
We are discussing Australian history and the convicts who were sent here.
The numbers show that about 70% were English, 25% Irish Catholic, and 5% Scottish.
She refers to the list of crimes that people were sent here for, and it's mostly theft of property.
She points this out and says it's because the rich people were protected and still are, because violent criminals were in fewer numbers.
I refute her point by saying that most likely it was because people who were convicted of a violent crime were most likely either killed in pursuit or executed without a trial, depending on the nature of their crimes.
She deflects my point by laughing about it and then tells the class to watch a TikTok video.
And I shit you not, this is what she sent us.
My gosh.
See what I mean?
This is in school.
That's right.
Some animaniacs.
It is a cartoon, yeah.
What's animaniacs?
It's really weird 90s cartoon that was like kind of adult in nature.
There was references to like Edgar Allan Poe and like Einstein and like it's kind of brainy.
Is it true?
This thing could be.
Britain invaded Costa Rica.
Cota Rica.
US invades Costa Rica.
Costa Rica invaded.
Dude, what the hell?
We have three Australian letters in a row.
What?
One of them, yeah, one of them says, I'm writing from Australia.
Access to the site's been fine since getting Express VPN.
That's our sponsor.
Oh, good.
Then he goes on to say some other stuff.
Then Robert, the one that we read.
So we got not hacked, but canceled, I guess, in Britain and Australia by Sky and Virgin.
And then ExpressVPN enabled people to discover it themselves.
By the way, I've been frantically washing this cut on my knee because I feel like getting infected.
And you know what you do when you see pots on a cut?
I learned this living in Costa Rica, actually.
Soap, soap, soap.
Soap the shit out of it three or four times a day.
Soapity, soap, soap, soap.
And you won't need antibiotics.
Well, we'll see how long I last.
Okay, last letter.
What do you know about Oak Island?
It's a small island off the shores of Nova Scotia.
They said to have buried treasures from pre-17th century.
Donald McInnes was one of the three men that arrived at the island in 1795 and found a 90-foot deep man-made shaft with treasures at the bottom.
I looked it up and according to records, Don was from the Isle of Sky.
Any relation?
Well, my name McInnes is fake.
My grandfather was Irish, and he was a bookie, and no one would trust an Irishman, so he changed his name from McGinnis to McInnes.
So I don't really have any McInnes lineage, but dude, Oak Island is a show, a really cool show, where two brothers have invested hundreds of thousands of dollars getting to this treasure.
And it's fucking fascinating.
It's one of my favorite shows.
And they always get so close.
And they'll find weird things.
Like one episode I was watching, they find these long spikes.
That might be it.
And they go, what the hell are these for?
And they go, oh, it's a trap.
Pirates would set traps for people.
So they walk over and they fall on these spikes and get impaled.
Whoa To the possible tunnel the team has just uncovered And could be a major cooler.
The Curse of Oak Island, it's called.
I told Kumia to watch it.
That's right up his alley.
All right, folks.
At the end of the show, we like to look at some funny videos.
Let's first get a little depressed watching a mob of black women beat the shit out of whites and Asians.
We hear a lot about Karens in the news.
You don't hear a lot about Shaniquas.
Keishas.
Keishas.
Go back to the big day.
Let me reframe this mug.
D'AIL!
Oh my God!
Oh my God!
She got sister.
What the hell?
Day young.
white got some weird eyes Oh, I didn't see that one.
And now let's watch some white girls fighting back.
With great tits.
With great tits come great responsibility.
That's a good idea.
Peter Parker.
With great tits come great responsibilities.
That's what this video should be called.
Oh!
Pop the bop?
The black girl has masks on.
The white girl's clearly wrestled before.
Where are her clothes?
Pretty good.
White girl with the shit.
What girl with the shit?
Oh, where the home girl?
Someone else wants some of this?
Oh, nah.
White girl with the shit.
Gotta not have hair.
Yeah, I was just thinking that.
Ladies, if you want to win in fights, wear a bathing cap.
Right.
Or have fake hair that comes right off.
That seems to.
Imagine that's all why?
It's a real big advantage, I'm sure.
All right, and finally, speaking of nudity, let's watch a man go streaking through the quad.
Of course, the quad is the area in a college, I believe.
Stalling.
Go street keep running!
Come on!
Oh no!
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Let's go.
We got your daddy for the day, baby.
Come on, my baby.
Drop down on the highway, baby.
Leave it a lemon love.
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