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July 18, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #56 | GENERATION BRAT (Part 1)

You show us police brutality and we see officers following police procedure after a ton of warnings. This isn’t about justice or brutality or racism. It’s about brats who want to throw snowballs at cars without any repercussions. Unfortunately, it’s working.

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon.
Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon.
So Mike Skinner's back with The Streets.
He's got a new album out.
I don't know what it's called.
I forgot what it's called.
You can fucking look it up, you lazy shithead.
So we heard the first single he put out with Tame Impala, and that song was with Hack Baker.
Hack Baker, who we talked about a lot on the show.
That's a black, folky dude.
The thing I like about him is he has an East London accent.
And that accent seems to have been replaced with that, like, Bear Grylls!
You know that weird accent Londoners, young Londoners do now?
But he's got like an old school, what you doing, don't muck about accent.
And I appreciate it coming from a young man.
And his songs are fucking amazing.
It's seven a.m.
7am!
That gives you a little taste.
Um, this one's also with Hack Baker.
What is?
Associated performer, guitar, vocals, Hack Baker as well.
And what song?
This one and the other one.
What's the other one?
Uh, what the hell was it?
The one that you just cited.
Mm-hmm.
So you're interrupting me to tell me that he does another song with Hack Baker.
Does he?
Yeah.
What's the other song, Ryan?
The one that you just mentioned.
What song did I just mention?
7AM?
No, remember we showed it on the show?
That Tame Impala?
Yeah.
He's not in the Tame Impala one.
Oh, Hackbaker is in Tame Impala.
Hack Baker is not Tame Impala!
Thank you, Ryan, for your helpful rock knowledge.
The man who only listens to single mom music is interrupting the show because he doesn't know the difference between Hack Baker, H-A-K-B-A-K-E-R, and Tame Impala.
Do they sound remotely similar?
It's the same number of syllables.
What are you talking about?
I got confused.
I thought you said the other song was also with Hack Baker.
So I said, well, this is interesting.
I'm looking into it because I was looking for the record name, the album name, and it says Hack Baker.
So I say, oh wow, I got to mention this.
So now you're explaining that your mistake was perfectly reasonable.
Is that your new angle?
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.
So when I'm talking about music, please don't interrupt me to say something that is not true.
If you're, you better be 110% positive that what I'm saying is wrong before you jump in and go, Hack Baker is also on the song with a Hack Baker.
And Hackbaker also does sort of trippy desert music that sounds like it's from outer space.
I think it's from Australia originally.
And when Hackbaker does that kind of music, he calls himself Tame Impala.
Tabernoosh!
Oh no, is he going to ruin him?
I don't tear down another black man.
I have the pain of being torn aside while I deliberately hurt others.
I don't tag you.
Please don't be offended.
I tried to pick people I thought would do this.
Blah, blah, blah.
Okay, phew.
See, you kind of, when there's an artist, well, basically every musician now, when you like them, you like their music, you're so reluctant to check out what they have to say in case it's like, we need reparations now.
Black Lives Matter is a massive scene in London.
London, the police are too pussy to beat up black people.
They don't even have guns.
They don't even arrest anyone but Tommy Robinson.
Uh oh.
Oh no.
Filth pig cunts.
Thanks for ruining Hackbaker for me.
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We've got a lot to cover today in a very little amount of time, but let's start with the breaking news, which is Ryan hates his hair.
Ryan, I guess because Japanese is his first language, he went into the barber and said, oh, just a haircut, nothing wrong with that.
And they said, okay, I guess I'll give him a haircut.
But I guess you wanted, what, some faggy trim?
Yeah, I wanted to keep most of the length.
And now I look like Eddie Guerrero.
It's kind of, it's not like a mullet, but there's a lot back there.
Like usually they taper it off, but I said keep the back because...
Who's Eddie Guerrero?
Eddie Guerrero is a deceased wrestler, professional wrestler.
We see, the great thing about this show is we have such different areas of expertise.
I know about good music and the news.
He knows all about single moms music and children's stuff.
So if we ever have a problem with Toy Story or wrestling or Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter, boom.
What are the two rival factions in Harry Potter?
Gryffindor and Slytherin.
See, we could have sat here for an hour as I was saying Voldemort and fucking Harry Cobbs.
No, Voldemort is, we don't actually say his name.
Did I, I told you this story, right?
What?
Oh, in the back, the road trip?
Yeah, it was some crazy storm in Montreal.
I was trying to get back to New York City.
It's only a six hour drive.
So flights are all canceled, stay at a hotel.
Fuck, I'd rather just drive.
Go to get a rental, no rental.
I see a couple there.
And I, they are fucking nerds, kind of like my neighbors today.
Like, normies so normie that they're in a funny movie.
And you would go, haha, no one's that square.
So they go, I go, hey man, uh, I'll split the, uh, gas and everything with you if I could go down in the back.
I live in, I lived in New York City at the time they lived in the burbs.
By the time we got to the burps, they decided they didn't want to go any farther with me.
So, uh, I had to take a cab that was another hundred bucks.
So it was probably in Westchester.
Dang.
But anyway, uh, we get in the car, and we're driving for a while.
Oh, oh, sorry, they searched my bag for a knife.
Just in case, you know, just, I mean, we have kids, we have to be cautious, and you could be a murderer.
How'd I... So I hid the knife, went through security, found out the flight was cancelled, came back out, grabbed the hidden knife I had that I put there just in case the flight was cancelled, and just in case I meet a couple that's driving and then I can stab them.
Or I just hang out at the rental place, ready to kill people, and then I pretend I was going where they were going and I suss out that a flight was cancelled.
It's a form of vanity, that level of paranoia, to think you matter that much.
And it's ironic, because if I had a knife, I would have ended up killing them.
Because we're driving along, and after we start to get our stride, I guess on 87, she pulls out Harry Potter.
So yeah, on road trips, we will read Harry Potter.
He drives and I read, so.
And if you have any questions, he is basically the Harry Potter expert.
These weren't nerds like with tattoos of unicorns and stuff.
These are people you see dropping kids off at school.
They look like incredibly normal, square, suburban parents.
And Jewish, potentially Jewish, dark haired.
And she goes, yeah, he can answer any questions.
And then they give an example.
They're like, for example, Krustlemort, or some fucking castle that I'm sure you're familiar with, where the reason no one ever discovers it is because it has a force field around it.
And when you get too close to it, you forget what you were doing and you turn around and walk away.
That's their force field.
You know, the kind of things that are in children's books.
That's true.
So she's reading away.
And it's funny that I'm reading my own book here, and the first thing I see is Genevieve Hitter tits with the blankets as I explain what was going on.
Adult stuff.
This is a grown-up book, my book.
And she's reading it, and I'm just like, I don't want to read fucking Wizard Dr. Zeus.
Why am I listening to J.K.
Rowling's made-up stories that she created so her fatherless, homeless son would feel safer when he goes to, I don't know, whatever fucking orphanage school they send wayward youths to?
So, eventually I just decide I do want to drive all the way into New York City, but I can't do this.
I physically can't listen to Harry Potter for six hours.
So if I just go, you know what, if it's all the same to you guys, I was listening to a podcast earlier and I would love to finish it.
And they both sort of go, Oh, okay.
All right.
And then, as I listened to whatever I was listening to, could have been nothing by the way, I just, I can hear them like... They're still doing that?
What the fuck?
My 13 year old would laugh if I read her Harry Potter.
cast a spell and grab the wand and oh lord roared like what the fuck my 13 year old would laugh if I read her Harry Potter she'd go what's this bit if I read my 11 year old Harry Potter I think he'd be worried about me He'd maybe call some sort of Parent Protective Services.
And then... My 7-year-old... Yeah!
I think he'd kinda be into it.
For a little while.
Help me out here, Earth.
Help me out.
Excelsior!
Anyway, let's have a good look at your new hairdo.
Take your headphones off and really show the world.
It's still like a little... Why did you go get a haircut if you didn't want a haircut?
That's the part that confuses me.
You know, I just... It's a lot to deal with when you bike and you're sweating.
You know, the bangs and always touching.
I haven't really touched it much since I got it.
So, there's less of that.
And...
I don't know.
It really has to be a certain way with this long for me to like it.
So you find your hair is too hot when you ride a bicycle when you have bigger hair than that.
Oh yeah.
It really does a good job of warming my head.
Like if it gets, if it's on my forehead, remember it was like on my forehead like this?
But isn't the wind pushing it away?
That's another thing.
Now I don't really like that look.
It's a lot of hair back thing.
The windy head look?
Yeah.
So it's just... I don't know what to tell you.
I mean, I silently wrote all this.
I can't imagine what it must be like to have to work with you every day.
If that was me, I would fucking eat a 22.
I was going to say a 44.
Is that a gun?
I think so.
Look, we got a lot to cover.
We haven't really started the show.
We're supposed to talk about Barry Weiss, who, by the way, is probably the most attractive 5 in the world.
She's on the cover of Five, she's on the cover of the New York Post, and she's on the cover of Five Magazine.
She is a breathtaking five.
She's the ten of fives.
But, you know what?
I'm not, like, good.
I'm glad the Times is getting shit on.
I don't understand why everyone's going so nuts.
Who the fuck didn't know that Twitter is not on the mast of the New York Times, but Twitter has become its ultimate editor.
Remember L.A.
Weekly had a cover story about me?
And it was something like, uh, Gavin McInnes in his own words, or something.
And then Twitter went nuts on them, and now it's like, From Vice to the Far Right!
No, that's The Blaze.
L.A.
Weekly?
L.A.
Weekly, I'm on it.
Not seeing it here.
Who the fuck?
They might have just gone and deleted it.
Oh, wait, there we go.
Vice co-founder.
Wait, look, look, look.
Oh, look.
No, this always happens.
It stays in the URL.
Oh, no, that's different.
Fuck.
Anyway, you're useless.
My own forays into wrong think have made me the subject of constant bullying by colleagues who disagree with my views.
Yeah.
Does anyone think that it's conceivable that one person could work at the New York Times and like Trump?
I don't think the janitors can like Trump.
I think if some maid comes in there in the middle of the night and is sweeping up and in her head she thinks, he not so bad, she gets a shock.
Of course, right?
Doesn't everyone know that?
Oh, there's our Trump guy on the third floor.
Or maybe it's LA Magazine?
Yeah, that'd make more sense.
These are all the ones... Well, they could have deleted it.
Stories are chosen and told in a way to satisfy the narrowest of audiences rather than to allow a curious public to... Like, doesn't this just sound totally redundant?
Yeah, I know.
I was saying this to Kumi the other day when he had Bernard Kirk on, and they were talking about how New York is fucked and it's so dangerous and it's like Dinkins, and I'm just watching it going, this is all great information and I appreciate the show, but I know.
Okay, Hal McInnes went from Vice to the far right, but if you click on it, I bet the URL has the original headline.
Unless they fixed that thing.
What's happening here?
It's unclickable?
It's unclickable.
Open up a new tab.
It just says in the URL, Gavin McInnes interview.
In the URL.
And now it won't load at all.
Oh, there we go.
So what does the URL say now?
Gavin McInnes interview.
Interesting.
Yeah.
Sometimes they keep the, uh, the old URL, but we're going to get into that.
What a shithole New York has become.
Cause I, it's deceiving.
Sometimes we were going down third Avenue a couple of nights ago and, uh, we're in a Hell's Kitchen and it's kind of rocking.
Everyone's having drinks outside and walking down the street, and there's parts of the East Village that are alive, and there's parts of Williamsburg that are alive, but Tuesday night!
Grand Central!
Wow!
I missed my train by one minute.
I sent you this picture separately, and I've never seen Grand Central like this.
Like last year, this time, Tuesday at 9, an absolute madhouse shoulder to shoulder.
You couldn't even see that far, obviously.
Look, zoom into the corner there.
How many people are in Grand Central?
1, 2, 3 on the left, and then 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 people in Grand Central.
- Four, seven, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10 people in Grand Central.
Grand Central. - They got the food down there rocking?
Nope.
Everything's closed.
Uh, you know what's, I want you to know a cool secret.
See those three big penises?
Actually small penises, but that are, that are big.
Um, those are hallways that all the ticket collectors get to traverse in.
People who work for the trains use those hallways and they have glass bottoms.
Whoa.
Yeah.
It's pretty cool.
And the ticket collectors get these tickets to these secret little rooms where there's a cot and you can sleep and there's little living rooms with mid-century furniture where you can watch TV.
No civilians allowed.
Oh, cool.
So the advanced guys will go there in the morning, sleep all day, then do the rush hour at night and count all ten hours.
Wow.
It's a racket like everything in New York.
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I don't know why I get so many news stories together for the Thursday show, because we barely get started.
Um, so yeah, Grand Central.
And then my buddy John sent me this video of Lower Manhattan.
Indistinguishable from... No, it'll be late.
There it is.
You had it.
This is not the movie Escape from New York.
This was filmed three or four days ago.
This is City Hall.
Now, hold on a second.
Wait a minute.
This area of Lower Manhattan, you don't really see young people in it.
It's just people busting their ass.
It's government employees, DAs, lawyers, couple guys on trial waiting for their time, rich people.
Fashion people obviously there's a lot of Wall Street people down there, but it's not you don't see graffiti down there There's nowhere to hang out.
I think there's one bar, and it's a kind of a conservative bar I forget what it's called the Patriot or something That's it though.
It's not very residential, so I mean I guess it's probably like your City Hall But look at that and turn up the audio so you can hear because there's people yelling All cops are bastards Some flag hanging there they're not taking down.
Oh didn't we already show this?
Lenape lands?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
You!
Yeah, go up and out, I dare you, motherfucker. - Was he talking to you? - So yeah, in midtown, walking around at night, I saw a woman on her stomach being arrested, There's about 10 cops around her.
And then the only other person I saw near Grand Central was this Indian man, Dot, not Feather, dancing around a bottle of booze.
In circles around it.
Is a snake popping out?
Yeah.
Well, this is a good segue into cops.
Smells like India, Midtown.
Is that bad to say?
I heard it smells really bad.
What?
Everyone's familiar with my black dress, gold dress thing, right?
We all remember the dress where some saw it as black and yellow or something, others saw it as white and gold, something like that.
And that's how I'm seeing all of this shit with the cops.
Obviously, we all see the riots the same way.
A bunch of spoiled brats acting like assholes, pretending it's about black lives, even though CHOP has white people shooting black people.
Then we hear it's about Marxism, then we hear it's about white slave owner statues, but then they're ripping down other statues.
Stop!
This is just fuck you.
That's what's going on.
It's that simple.
It's like when you draw a cock in a bathroom stall or a swastika and you say shit.
That's all this is.
Like I saw this footage of an Irish demonstration, I think in Dublin, and it was like March of Innocence, and they're there against pedophilia.
I believe this march was focused on pedophilian Islam, but I'm sure that the group is not bananas about pedophilia in the Catholic Church.
But these kids show up, these Antifa show up, playing Billy Bragg's The Fascists You're Gonna Lose.
It's an old, like, 80s song about bonafide Nazi skinheads, by the way.
And what are they doing there?
Are they really pro-Muslim rape?
No, they're just being brats.
And I did that when I was a kid.
You did that?
You'd flick someone's head?
You'd throw, we used to throw, we threw firecrackers at people.
We were bad kids.
It's what brats do.
We were brats.
We threw snowballs at cars when we were 11.
That's what these riots are.
Stop imbuing them with some sort of political diatribe.
They are just throwing snowballs at cars.
There you go.
All you fascists are bound to lose.
lose.
That was pretty quick, right?
Thanks.
But have you got video?
Thank you.
This sort of shows you that it's not about ideology.
And don't tell me that the situation in Ireland is different than the situation in Houston.
Look, if London is worried about George Floyd, then there's no rhyme or reason to any of this.
And we can see!
Then they start playing a Billy Bragg song.
Ever heard of Billy Bragg, Ryan?
Yeah.
The Great Leap Forward?
He's not Tame Impala.
Great Leap Forward.
So the beauty of the Irish is, they just go, well, this is it.
And they just fucking beat him up.
We're not doing that.
You're not here to fuck up my don't rape kids march.
And, you know, when we threw snowballs at cars, we knew that we were going to get in trouble.
That was kind of the excitement of vandalism as a little kid.
And when I say kid, I mean, throw snowballs at cars was like 11, 12, 13.
And then when we got older, when we were punks, we were just like throwing garbage and stuff, asking for trouble.
But you know, you're going to get beat up and you know that the cops catch you, you're fucked.
In this scenario, it's the same bratty behavior, but you throw a snowball at a car, and the police tell the car, you better watch it.
The couple in St.
Louis is being indicted!
They just did a weapon search, and they got his AR-15, whatever it was, and they said, this is inoperable, he must have something else in the house.
Now I think what it sounds like he did is he took out whatever fancy pin you have to make it work, and he's handed them some broken gun.
So now, the argument's gonna be, it wasn't a real gun.
But they are being indicted for not allowing brats to throw snowballs at their car.
God, she is a smoke show!
So what do you make of the reaction against the McCloskeys as racists, as lunatics, armed bigots... You would not believe what these lunatics have put her and her family through.
I hear a little AC over there.
I'm head phone mix.
You can?
On his show?
So we're more professional than Tucker?
That's a good sign.
So anyway, sorry.
So we're more professional than Tucker?
That's a good sign. - I'm all aware of the players that are in this game.
Kim Gardner, who is the circuit attorney who-- - So anyway, sorry.
So we're all on the same page, right?
This is all, it's totally typical of bratty behavior.
We've seen it a million times before.
But the difference now is that the state, the top brass, police force, the DNC, and the media is saying, this is awesome.
And you can jump around on the highway to get hit by a car, and the headline is, peaceful protest thwarted, peaceful protests, plural, regularly thwarted by vehicle, what do they call it?
Slammings?
Ramming.
By vehicle ramming.
So here's an example.
One, two.
You're supposed to see this and be outraged.
And sometimes I go on liberal Twitter to see what's pissing them off.
Now I know this is a little, this is two days old, but we're going to give you more examples.
And just to be clear here, we're in an environment where cops are being harassed, stabbed, shot, killed, beaten, put in a headlock, poured water on, attacked.
I mean, so it's not a normal, it's not like you're in Vermont five years ago and you're walking down the street and some guy comes up to you and yells at you.
That would be called an EDP, an emotionally disturbed person, and you'd probably try to ration with him.
This is more like being confronted in a riot.
Okay, that's the scene, so go back a bit.
Get back, he says, and the guy goes, who the fuck are you talking to?
He shoves him out of the way, another cop sees that someone had to be shoved out of the way, he takes him down.
The guy won't cooperate.
He keeps filming for the gram.
Gotta get on the gram.
He's clearly never been tased.
And still resisting arrest.
Get off of me.
Get off of me.
I don't want to go.
It's like bedtime.
You know what?
You know what I would say if I was a cop?
Put your hands behind your back or no screen time for two weeks.
And if you want to have your friend sleepover tomorrow night, it's all riding on this now.
I will cancel the sleepover.
No screen time.
And when I say screen time, I mean no Fortnite.
No TV.
That's a screen.
No computer.
No anything with a screen.
You can't see.
You can look at the newspaper.
You can play with wood toys.
That's it.
And I bet he didn't comply.
So the guy recording is like, whoa, you're all losing your jobs.
I gotta get your badge number.
They love the badge number.
And then the scary part is, I'm sure sometimes it works.
By the way, ladies, thank you for coming out.
Go back a bit.
To the actual arrest?
What did the woman do?
Look, look at the woman.
Oh, this is great.
I missed this first time.
All right, I got him.
I'm holding on to sort of part of his elbow, his weenus.
Okay.
Yeah.
Look, she's pretending she's holding it.
And then look at the blonde.
I got this.
Alright, I gotta get in there.
Let me, uh... What should I do?
I'll put my foot up on the curb, and I will... What's going on over there?
Maybe I can do something over there?
No, I'll stick around here.
I'm gonna stick around with this guy.
Things could get crazy, and then I might need to try to do something.
Here, let me walk... I'll walk behind him.
I'll help block some of the photography.
That's all they do.
So anyway...
That looked fine to me.
If a cop says, get back, you don't go, who the fuck you talking?
Like try that at a boxing gym.
If you're at the boxing gym and you accidentally are in someone's face and they go, get back.
And you go to him, who the fuck you talking to?
What do you think the other guy's going to do?
Say, sorry, man.
I had a good line with Larry today.
What was it?
He said, you soft, man!
You soft as ice cream!
And I go, you know why you think of ice cream when you see me, motherfucker?
Because when you look into these eyes, you see cold!
That's pretty good.
Cracked him up.
He had to break character.
I would have been like, yeah, I'm so sweet.
And then he would have been like... That's really threatening, Ryan.
It's terrible.
Yeah.
No, I'll tell you my other one I did, because he keeps repeating them.
Yeah, I'm ice cream, and you eat me, you get diabetes and die!
Not bad.
He has to die in the end of every scenario.
It's always a fatal exchange.
Or at least be on his ass.
Sure.
Okay, here's another one.
1-3.
This is really making the rounds.
Alright, so of course you just see the final clip.
Again with the fuck off.
No.
I'm not doing it.
Fuck off!
Whack.
Whack.
Punching in the face is police procedure, by the way.
And if you've ever been punched in the face, it reboots your hard drive, boys.
Like, even sparring, sometimes, if I get a wallop, I'll stop and go... Now, luckily, it's a friend, so he's not gonna take advantage of that, but...
It stops you in your tracks, literally.
Okay, so if you go to 1-4, you can see the whole origin of this.
Video shows... Wait, go up?
I like that font a lot.
Yeah, me too.
Video shows cop punching man on Manhattan subway.
D.A.
Vance charges rider with assault.
So the story is, and I don't know if I trust this Rosa Golden... son, that he's being charged for hurting the cop's hand while he was pounding him.
I don't know about that.
I mean, I've talked to cops who have bite marks, scratch marks.
The only time cops can ever accuse a perp of hurting them is when they get spat in the face for some reason.
Everything else is just like, well, that's your job.
But who knows?
Maybe they're making an example out of him.
But this is a longer version of what was going on.
So go back a tiny bit.
You can hear him yelling.
He refuses to get off the train.
Now, I don't know why they chased him on the train.
I don't know what he did.
So we don't know what he did.
That's two strikes.
Three strikes.
Bang.
- I'm holding up the train for all these people trying to go home.
Bang.
- Why am I holding up a train when I'm sitting on here when I'm going to Brooklyn?
- So we don't know what he did.
- Don't touch me.
- Don't touch me.
- That's two strikes.
- Get off of me.
- Come on, just step off me.
- Three strikes.
Bang, bang.
Are you like pussies?
Is that the problem here?
This is all over liberal Twitter.
It's just a gag of the moment.
And they start right before the punch.
What was he doing before he got on the train?
We don't know.
He got his glasses back.
What do you think, Ryan?
Um... No... Shit happens, I mean... You're certainly... When you're resisting a direct order like that... Direct order?
Sounds like military, but... Yeah, what do you expect?
Why'd they pepper spray him?
Go back a little bit.
Maybe they're just trying to have some fun now.
And also, he's a white guy and a black cop.
Is this still a problem?
Is it police brutality or racism?
It's both.
It's like climate change.
It's just any kind of disruption.
Okay.
It could be hotter or colder.
I'm still right.
This guy's a nightmare.
They say he's a hairstylist by trade.
He's a rent boy.
Who couldn't get any clients because no one's around.
So you're supposed to see this and go, oh my God.
And I see it and go, oh for crying out loud.
Look, he's still fighting.
Go back.
It's still going by the way.
Oh zoom in on the crunch.
Like they obviously like to ham it up.
If they were in such distress, they wouldn't be wriggling around. - Wow. - Please. - Okay, okay, okay. - Get his legs. - John, help. - Okay, okay, okay, I got it. - John. - Single sex, single sex. - Johnny, please. - - This is, uh, this is us please. - - This is, uh, this is us with sale on Friday night.
Okay, let's check out another one.
And you know what?
I might be wrong.
Maybe you're watching this and going, that's disgusting.
What was it?
1-5?
Quarantinological order.
Okay.
So this is, I just want to show you this.
This is what you get when there's no cops on the train.
So you can have it this way if you want.
Run.
I sure would hate that.
Look, did you see?
I think that black guy dropped his phone and he was like, well, I am going to die, but I do got to get my phone.
What stopped him there?
I don't know.
And then 1-6, this is what you get with no cops on the street.
This is a guy- Aw, man!
Oh, for fuck's sake.
For fuck's sakes, by the way, my man!
Anyway, it was an Uber Eats guy delivering a package.
Here we go.
Turn it up.
That's not popcorn.
Good thing you got a mask on to protect yourself.
I'm just dropping off your food.
Alright.
Alright.
You notice there's no like, dude are you okay?
Holy shit, you almost got shot delivering me my cheeseburger.
You know, just, okay, alright.
This is why I don't go out.
Because you don't want to die?
I could go to the store, but choosing not to.
Yeah, why do you think I ordered Uber Eats?
Alright, we're out of time here.
But we have a little bit more to talk about with the police.
Okay, one last thing on the cops, then we'll drop the cops, and then we'll, uh, show you this cool drawing John did.
Just got this from Bear Hill Correctional Facility.
Do you want to zoom in on that?
It's George Washington crossing the... Delaware?
You know the thing!
But it's Proud Boys.
He made the Asian guy very yellow.
Giving that rude salute.
Got all races with GW there.
Look at the quality of the flag.
Yeah.
I'm going to frame these.
All right, last cop thing and last thing in front of the paywall.
So we told you about this thing the other day.
The Philly Police had a Police Benevolence Association kind of a barbecue thing.
Oh, that's not what I'm showing here.
But it's linked.
And some proud boys went to the after party thing and they had a beer at their lodge or whatever.
And the cops enjoyed themselves.
But what do I always say?
Fuck the police's boss.
And when the top brass found out about it, they said, we disavow the hate that they speech.
We disavow them.
And their hateful rhetoric!
Could you give an example, please?
That's what I said on yesterday's show.
And so, I have zero respect For the police's boss.
I stand by my brothers in blue, but there are very few of them who get promoted that are not bootlicking shitheads.
Now, there was the guy in the Bronx, the captain in the South Bronx, who quit because they told him he had to kneel at a ceremony.
All right, that's a good one.
But for the most part, they're just politicians.
They're just smarmy politicians that are happy to abuse the beat cops.
They see them as cannon fodder.
They do not have their back.
They'll fire them at the drop of a hat.
They're disgusting.
And I want everyone to understand that the police are on our side.
We're the same scum to the elites.
So, you know, the days of like, hey man, can you help me out here?
Like knowing a cop doesn't get you anything anymore.
Cops have no power.
They're just as fucked as us.
They could be thrown in jail at any time, just like us.
So, you can hate authority, but the police are down here with us, getting shat on by the authorities.
So anyway, I looked at this, and I just thought, yeah, fuck you.
Never bend the knee to a mob.
The NYPD's chief of department is attacked and injured.
He recently knelt in solidarity with protesters while in uniform.
Yeah, we see your uniform.
It's not blue, it's white.
It's a white collar.
As a means to appease the demonstrators.
Wrong move.
Said it, then say it now.
Mob is coming for all.
NYPD chief of department injured during protest on Brooklyn Bridge.
Yeah, fuck you.
Fuck you.
You encouraged those mobs by kissing their ass by taking a knee.
So, I don't know if the cops stand behind you, but I don't.
All right.
Thank you.
And that, by the way, was the same way I feel about this Hot Five.
Like, you weren't there when we were in the shit, and now it's starting to affect you.
Well, it's a culture you created, Barry Weiss.
You signed up for this culture.
You called Milo a Nazi.
So you just got cannibalized.
And the same with the top brass in the police force.
They kept shitting on us, calling us hate groups, kissing the ass of the radicals, and the radicals threw a brick at them.
Sorry, no tears here.
Okay, so there's a lot going on now, right after we say goodbye.
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And then Caller 3 gets free CBD.
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Okay, so this is where we end.
You look just like regular Santa Claus.
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