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June 23, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E178 - WHITE SILENCE [2020-06-23 - S02E178 - WHITE SILENCE]
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Just won't be live from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
I can't stand all the way to look around.
*sad music*
That was a 12-year-old boy.
What's his name?
Kidro Bryant?
Yeah.
Kidron.
His mom wrote the song right after George Floyd was killed.
He was 12.
And here she is telling him that he's hunted as prey.
That's child abuse.
This song is child abuse.
Remember that video of that girl crying saying, so I could die just because of the color of my skin?
No.
Shitty dad.
Fuck, man.
So, and like, there's no logic.
If someone says, you know, you can just get shot for the color of your skin, you go, what?
I just want to live.
Yeah, well, you can't.
Well, I'm going to write a song that says, I just want to live.
Stop killing us.
It's like someone was talking about how much money I have or something.
And they go, well, apparently it's very profitable to be a white supremacist.
Well, you know, it's not, right?
No one makes money being a white supremacist.
So when you see the money, you go, well, he's probably not.
No.
They just go, well, I guess it's profitable.
Like, this is what's been going on in this country right now, where they show you a pen and you go, well, I guess you can hallucinate a pen.
No, no, it's a pen.
Here.
I was just on Alex Jones, and it's funny how he would always ask me, where do you see all this going?
And we always said that we both said it's going to end in a civil war.
And that's what we're in.
But it's more than just a civil war.
It's a Marxist revolution.
This is a great leap forward.
Waiting for the great leap forward.
This is what the shirts look like with a couple washes.
Isn't that much better?
I feel like I'm a toad.
I have not gotten a response.
I haven't asked how Dinesh feels about this.
That is crazy.
Dinesh thinks he's a toad.
Sometimes when I'm feeling tough, I go, I don't give a fuck what you think.
And then sometimes when I'm hungover and feeling weak, I go, I wonder if that'll make him mad.
Dude, the gym today.
I just wonder, like, that was an expensive episode.
Yeah.
But it's paid off by now because of that clip and then the shirt.
And then the.
The shirts.
Whenever I get the statements from the merch, I'm just like, oh, that's not relevant.
It's like when I was monetized on YouTube, I was making like $400 a month.
Okay.
I guess I'll go buy something on eBay.
Some old ashtray.
Yeah, at the gym today.
It was so brutal.
And I got caught the other day.
He lets you in like secretly, you know, not secretly, but like you book a session and you can come in alone kind of thing.
And for my session, he left.
And I was like, I'm going to fucking cheat.
So instead of doing 12 rounds, I did nine.
Didn't do my crunches or my push-ups.
And I sauntered out.
And I was like, nailed it.
And I'm not that exhausted.
And then the owner comes running out of a barbershop with his little thing on.
He goes, that's not 12 rounds.
Fuck.
I'm going to do a whole video on how to cheat at boxing.
It's going to call it, oh, I'll put it on YouTube.
How to box.
Oh, no, I can't.
By the way, I've got my insiders at YouTube have told me the whole story.
And it is 100% proud boys.
I put out that parlor tweet, which I guess I'll send to you now, Ryan, that said, I'm going to take back America from these fuckers on my birthday.
And yes, I know my birthday is listed as July 17th, but I lied because I didn't want identity theft.
It's July 18th.
Why am I looking up your texts?
Where is it now?
Glenn Beck, I think, is mad at me for this.
He's like, well, what did you think was going to happen?
And to him, I say, oh, you can't threaten radicals who are burning the country down?
Yeah, I can.
I'm allowed to do that.
Especially when they're doing it.
Like, I was kicked off of YouTube for threatening rioters.
Isn't that amazing?
I'm sorry if I hurt their feelings.
You know what they're doing right now?
They are handing out long guns, rifles.
This is a full-on insurrection.
What have I got here?
Parlor?
All right, I'm finally able to send it to you.
Were you fast enough to get it on your own?
Nope.
It doesn't let me log in there.
Why not?
I don't.
Maybe instead of like, I don't know if it's wandering around and dusting and listening to podcasts, you should make sure that you're logged into everything.
Anyway, I emailed it to you.
Oh, but you won't be able to open it now.
You post in the parlor.
Jesus Christ.
Not doing a good job.
Anyway, it was a thing.
It said, July 18th, Patriots are going to take back Chaz.
Take back our country, we said.
And that's what got me booted off.
Because they're living in a fucking B movie.
They honestly think that I'm going to sit there on my YouTube channel and go, sort of like the lips in the movie Warriors, where they go, they're now in the Bronx.
She thinks I'm going to rally the troops, she, I bet it's a she, and say, all right, boys, tomorrow we riot.
Get your guns.
Let's do this.
We're all meeting at jazz at 7 p.m.
I'm announcing it here on my YouTube.
And if I was banned, I wouldn't be able to announce it, and there'd be no riot, no killing of protesters.
Again, we're responsible for 150% of what we do that's bad, which means 50% is fictional, but we're responsible for it.
And they are responsible for maybe 20% of the things they do bad.
In fact, often their crimes are listed as our fault.
We did it.
I just saw something the other day.
This is a new way to do the show.
We sort of jumped on the show because I was doing Infowars and we relate.
But now I'm just sort of sending you notes as we live on the show.
I just got this tweet from a Proud Boy and it says, they are.
It's a screen grab, so I don't know what they are is referring to.
And he says, there was a shooting in Seattle just this last weekend by Proud Boys.
Members of Boogaloo, you know what Boogaloo is?
It's the imminent civil war, often made into a race war between whites and everyone, or patriots and everyone else.
Sometimes it's a race war with whites and blacks.
Sometimes it's just patriots versus Antifa and everything else.
And it's usually used in a jokey context to annoy liberals, like this.
Members of Boogaloo shot and killed a federal officer in California.
There were militias in Tulsa walking around with guns to, quote unquote, make sure nothing happened.
So they shoot people, they rape people, they burn cities down, and it's proud, boys.
You can't get, you're not allowed to have both.
You can't commit a crime and then say, my enemies did it.
That's not how it works, folks.
It's like Obama.
He said Trump is meddling in the election while he was spying on Trump, which is election meddling.
That's what they do.
Usually when people are blaming you something and they're really passionate about it, they're probably doing it themselves.
Like these politicians that are obsessed with the gays and how gays are evil and we have to stop the gays.
It's probably a fag.
Just probably horsing around with dudes.
Horsing.
Just horsing around, mom.
Well, gays don't really have sex.
You finally got it?
It was a...
July 18th, I turned 50.
I'm going to celebrate by taking America back from these fucking savages.
That got me banned.
Even though it was on parlor, that got me banned from YouTube.
And domestic terrorism, Patriots needed in Seattle in July.
See, that's not even a threat.
This is how far left we've gone as a society.
Or I should say how far left big tech and liberals and the mass mainstream media has gone.
If you say we're going to take back our country, that's the apocalypse.
If you actually burn it to the ground, that's fine.
I'm not exaggerating.
How is that not exaggerating?
It isn't.
The fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on?
The fuck is going on?
Yeah, the gym today was so fucking hot that I bring a bucket of ice and fill it with water to dunk my head in, but I can never get my head in, so I have a cup that I pour it on.
Water goes everywhere.
I feel really bad.
And that only really cools you down for like a minute.
And in that minute, I'm fucking boom, boom, boom, boom.
And then the heat comes up and then you're just like, I can feel this like beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
It was like a meltdown.
You know what's really cool, though?
There's these towels that you dip them in water and then you put them on your head and it keeps your head really cool.
Yeah, snap something.
Yeah, you snap them.
Yeah, I've just bought a bunch on Amazon.
They're great.
I was looking on Amazon for some solution to this problem because I'm not built for this.
And the gym has AC, but all the boxers love it.
They love sweating their fucking balls off.
Yeah.
I said, can you buy, I'll pay for it.
A unit is like 300 bucks.
He goes, I have Central Air.
None of them will let me turn it on.
I go, I want to meet who said that in the ring.
And then it's like 19 guys.
All right.
Not everyone at the same time.
I said to this Italian there, Tommy Baggs, he's like, heats getting in there, Kevin.
I'm like, no, no, no, sorry.
I ruined it.
He goes, yeah, it's getting hot in here.
And I go, you think it's bad for you.
Imagine being white.
Two an Italian.
Yeah, two Italians.
And I think that was a level of ball busting that was just a bit much.
And I sort of saw on his face and sort of go, so then I was like, it's on like Donkey Kong.
Now every Italian who says it's hot, I'll go, you think you're hot?
Imagine being white.
They know it.
And then I had a line with Larry where some of my jokes with him don't quite catch.
Like he said, he said, take your skirt off there, cupcake.
Because I was complaining about how exhausted I am.
And I was like, we destroyed the English Empire in skirts 700 years ago.
Doesn't get it.
That didn't do well.
And then another one, he always threatens me, and I'm like, you're going past the point of no return, dude.
I'm memorizing your face right now because it's never going to be the same again.
And I want to remember how it used to be.
And I said, how's this for Witty?
Larry, the toothpaste genie train has left the station and there's no way we can get it back in the bottle station tube.
And being good at it, if you will.
I got to get a little smoother with that.
But he's like, what the fuck?
I go, I got train, genie, and toothpaste in there.
It's a joke.
Oh, here's another story from the gym.
That's why I didn't prepare notes, because I just thought, I got so many great stories.
This black dude that I don't really know that well, I won't say his name, but we seem to be getting along.
He thinks I'm real smart.
Sort of like when I was in the special class in eighth grade, everyone thought I was a genius.
And he goes, Come here for a second.
I had to talk to you.
Yo, you ever heard of the Rothschilds?
Yep, I'm familiar with it.
Very wealthy family.
Yeah.
Did you know that Hitler's mother, I'm doing Italian, I should be doing black.
Help me out with black here.
Yo, did you know Hitler's moms?
Yo, Hitler's moms.
She was like a maid and shit.
And one of the Rothschilds fucked her.
Now, I don't mean screwed her or made love or nothing like that, raped her ass.
And she made Hitler.
So he's a Rothschild.
And she would have to bring him to work.
And he saw them beat her ass every day, treat her like shit.
Lots of drama with the black storytelling.
A lot of them do.
And I like it because they give you breaks.
And he goes, you look that shit up.
He goes, that's why he hates them Jews.
Because he wants revenge.
Strangely, that's not an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory.
Right?
It's just that's his motive.
Yeah.
It actually is good for Jews.
Because it was like, all of this is based on a big misunderstanding from one jerk.
It's a hell of a joke.
Did you pull that up?
The Rothschilds?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'd never heard this theory before.
Am I dumb?
Is this a common thing people talk about?
That's Hitler Rothschild.
By David Eyck.
Oh, he's a famous guy.
Is he a Holocaust denier?
I think he's a reptilian believer.
Oh.
David Eyck.
Yeah.
Is he on Infowars a lot?
I think so.
Well, read the first sentence.
Let's see.
Official history is merely a veil to hide the truth of what really happened.
When the veil is lifted, again and again, we can see that not only is the official version not true, it's often 100% wrong.
Take the Rothschilds, the bloodline formerly known, among other names, as the Bowers.
One of the most notorious black occult bloodlines of the Middle Ages in Germany became known as Rothschild, Red Shield, or Rothschild in German.
In the 18th century, when a financial dynasty was...
Scroll over.
Boy, that's a long one.
Hitler was a Rothschild.
The Second World War was incredibly productive for the Illuminati agenda of global control.
So complicated.
Rothschild is also always synonymous with controlling the world and all that.
What does it say about David Icke?
Let's see.
Well, as Wikipedia.
He's a conspiracy theorist.
Oh, you want me to go back?
Yeah, English conspiracy theorist.
And a former footballer and sports broadcaster.
Icke has written more than 20 books and has lectured in over 25 countries, blah, blah, blah.
God, I look so slouchy in this t-shirt.
I'm used to the fake shoulders of the blazer.
And it's getting hot in here.
It is.
Shall we do some chazz?
Oh, I talked to Willem Pieter, by the way, about that de Blasio South Africa shit.
And he said, I got to tell you, America is exactly like South Africa in the 70s.
I am watching your country deteriorate the exact same way we did.
Okay, so we'll get him on the show.
The problem is, the problem with Africa is when you say something like, I'll get an email from him that he sent at my four in the morning.
And then I'll go, oh, that's cool.
Can you come on the show?
And then 24 hours later, he'll read it and go, yeah, sure, when?
And then 24 hours later, I'll see that.
Notice that with Australians, it takes me like a week to schedule a show.
A Willem Petzer.
Petzer, whatever.
Willem Petzer.
Dude, I think we should try breaking the rules with the AC.
Yeah, it's pretty bad.
I'm wearing my Hawaiian shirt and I'm boiling up.
I like the heat.
Typically.
If I point my mic like this, it's pointing away from the noise.
That'll do it.
Because it's killing the flow.
play some of this I Want to Live.
We've got an ocean gone.
I just wanna live.
Is that loud?
Isn't there a thing where we can kill the gain?
This is the problem with doing the show spontaneously is that you watch us do a bunch of experiments.
Yeah, now the gate only breaks when you talk.
But is that annoying too?
I've noticed that with Mets games.
It's like every time they talk, the crowd goes, and it's annoying.
And then it goes like, almost like a bank teller, those weird compressed...
Often does the same thing.
We've got to figure something out.
We're looking for a new studio.
That's another thing I got to do today.
I guess you can't come.
Yeah.
Got to edit and all that.
So they're handing out guns at Chaz.
Like, how easy is it to fuck with these people?
We make an idle threat on Parlor.
And, oh, you know what happened today?
I'm glad I remember this.
So Enrique Tario, the chairman of the Proud Boys, applied for permits to protest within the borders of Chaz.
And guess what happened?
That day, she said, all right, this experiment's over.
We're shutting it down.
Whoa.
The mayor?
Yeah, so we ended Chaz.
Holy snap.
With a fucking parlor parley.
Wow.
And even now, they're battening down the hatches and ready for, I don't know who they're arming themselves for.
Is this for the police?
Or they think we're coming.
You know, I saw this very ominous looking group called Patriot Front.
Have you heard about that?
I get them all confused at this point.
Me too.
I don't know who it is, but they look pretty intense.
And I'm like, wow, that looks...
Because that might be it.
Because I just saw on Instagram that, you know, we're coming.
They have like trucks full of dudes that just like come out.
It looks like they have like little videos.
I hear it.
It looked so intense.
I was like, geez.
These guys mean business.
It's like that hard vapor wave.
I've never heard of these guys, Patriot Front, until yesterday.
Are they racist?
I don't know.
Show me a black guy in the group when I can relax.
Right.
What does that say?
Reclaim America?
Not too big with banners.
what See, the khakis thing, that's a bad optic.
I noticed there's a lot of khakis in there.
Why should khakis be ruined?
Or tiki torches?
I don't have a problem with anything I've seen so far.
Better red than dead?
I mean, dead than red.
See fighting?
That's healthy.
Are they like the Ranger branch of what Proud Boys would be?
Well, if you want to know what a group is, obviously you should go to the SPLC.
Oh, okay.
That's the most reliable source.
Where's the one where they have fucking truck fulls of them just getting out and stomping around the streets?
Yeah, they're there.
Those are the trucks that they roll around in.
They're unarmed.
Yeah, I haven't seen one thing where they're armed.
But, you know, intense music, khakis.
That's a sin.
The SPLC should call them a hate group just for all that shit.
Patriot Front.
SPLC.
Patriot Front?
Oh, okay.
Patriot Front is a white nationalist hate group that broke off from Vanguard America in the aftermath of the deadly Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville, August 12th.
Huh.
Image-obsessed organization.
Just scroll down.
Like, let me hear them say the white race, anything.
Time Republic has passed.
In America, the system grows too weak to perform its duty.
This is all true so far.
The damage done to this nation and its people will not be fixed if every issue requires the approval and blessing from the dysfunctional American democratic system.
Democracy is failed.
Reasonable?
Although this is starting to sound like how Richard Spencer was promoting socialism because it gets the job done.
American identity was something forged, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Like, let me see the part where they say we can't have blacks.
Oh, what's the last?
Scroll down.
I'm covering last.
An African, for example, may have lived and worked, and even classed as a citizen in America for centuries, yet he is not American.
Okay.
So they are racist.
Okay.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
He is as likely prefers to be labeled.
Okay, that was a bad example.
They should have said that with like you know the point there though?
It's like when somebody may have lived, worked, and even been classed as a citizen in America for centuries, yet he's not American.
I don't abide by that.
No one's saying does.
He is, as he likely prefers to be labeled, an African in America.
Yeah, that's unfortunate.
The same rule applies to others who are not the founding stock.
Yeah, okay.
So they're into identity politics.
Yeah, that's a little racy.
Thanks for wasting our time, Ryan.
Well, no, that's something we need to do.
This is a no-research show.
But yeah, recently they just cut a new bumper that I saw on Instagram, and it was aimed towards we were reclaiming these zones and all this stuff.
So that could be it.
I bet they're full of shit.
They look like Zoomers, and Zoomers can't fight.
Like Afpak.
I love Nick Fuentes and his Groipers, but the second there's trouble, they scatter.
Scata.
Scatter.
Like roaches.
So it'll be interesting to see what's going on with this.
Raz of Chaz hands out AR-15s to strangers who could be miners.
Are you allowed to give AR-15s to people?
No, I don't think so.
Like, even in the most gun-friendly states, can you just go here?
I don't know.
I think you can, right?
It's a gift.
Like, you can give your friend a gun as a present.
Hey, man, here's a gun.
Here, can you hold my cheese sticks?
So this is a gun.
What a silly.
It's where you put the magazine or the clip.
God, that guy's getting so much white guilt, pussy.
I've even seen one of all these signs.
It's like, I only suck black dick.
Yeah, there was a thing that said, hey, guys, if we get that you're protesting, we appreciate it.
Can you please leave black dick out of this?
It demeans the purpose or whatever.
Like you could demean the purpose anymore.
You're not under attack.
Atheism is unstoppable had a great video about this video called Your Silence.
We hear your silence or your silence is violence.
So now the thing is, and this has been true for a while.
Where is it now?
This has been true for a while.
If you're not part of this radical movement, then you're a Nazi.
So it used to be you're a Nazi if you're a Nazi.
Then it was you're a Nazi if you support Trump.
Now, I don't care what you do, if you're not on board with Black Lives Matter and Chaz and all this shit, then fuck you.
You're a racist and a Nazi and you need to be punished.
They're so fucking power hungry.
I saw this Proud Boy get fired from Boeing, right?
The plane company.
And the Antifa tweet was, we will keep punishing you until you quit the organization and send us proof.
We will ruin your lives.
And you're just like, what a fucking loser you are.
This is your life.
And I'd ruin your life if you had a life.
I've caught these guys before.
I've sent them their own Facebook page and they say, LOL.
And you look up his life and he has, he's a communist.
He wants to get his car fixed because he wants to be a Lyft driver, but the alternator's broken.
And he lives with his girlfriend and her baby.
Not his baby.
What are you going to do to that guy?
He doesn't have a fucking job.
And the funny part too is if you did have a boss and you'd say, hey, one of your employees is a member of Antifa, they'd go, I looked that up, it says anti-fascist, so that's good.
All right.
Aren't they, haven't they taken over Chaz?
Yeah, that's a an autonomous zone.
Like, these people believe all this shit.
Should rename, rebrand the Crowdboys Good, the Good Guys.
We're responsible for 150% of what we do.
They're responsible for 20% of what they do.
And look, I'm sorry if they say C is loud, but can't you hear how much better I am?
Yeah.
I'm not dying anymore.
I suck.
So much of indecents.
I saw a great post by this guy.
It's just a stranger.
By the way, someone got offended when I called this guy a random stranger.
I meant I don't know him from the community.
Just a guy.
I'm not saying he's beneath me.
He's not even media.
I don't even know him.
I think it's pretty clear how I feel about media.
This guy was on, it's Lou in Alaska is his Twitter handle, L-U.
And he just said something that I know it's boring to read, but sometimes someone says something so profound, you're like, that's it.
Perfectly.
Some of you have done nothing with your life and you're mad.
You have a college degree and a smartphone with access to virtually anything.
There you go.
And you can barely get out of bed in the morning while you spit on people who built a whole world with nothing but a horse, map, and axe.
You've made nothing with access to everything.
You've conquered nothing.
Hell, you can't even conquer yourself.
So go tear it all down.
Scream into the void how unfair it all is.
It's not that you've wasted your short time here.
Surely not.
Don't bother with your own legacy.
You're busy shitting on the long dead who aren't even here to care.
Go burn down every Starbucks.
That'll show them.
Torch the target.
Tear down every monument.
Deface every memorial.
But what have you built?
What do you leave behind?
And this goes back to what I said about the less you accomplish, the more you trivialize others' accomplishments.
So take your benzos, watch your porn, get Uber to drop off your dinner, buy an adult.
He should have said Adderall, but whatever.
Buy an adult coloring book.
Yes, that's a thing.
Have sex with strangers to ease your crippling anxiety.
It's not you.
It's the system, really.
It isn't fair.
Go cancel someone.
Dock someone.
They deserve it.
You're the good guy.
Don't write an epic novel worth building a statue to remember you.
Go troll seven-year-old problematic tweets, ever on the hunt for the boogie men.
See, now you've accomplished something.
Cancel everyone.
You're a warrior now.
A real hero.
And lastly, whatever you do, never ever take even a moment to self-reflect on your own failures.
Never own them.
Never take a hint of responsibility.
Remember, you're just a helpless victim of circumstances beyond your control.
This all means nothing.
It's like you weren't even here.
Actually, it's worse.
It's worse than if you weren't even here because you left the world worse off.
You went to college.
Did I already say this?
I'm getting deja vu.
You went to college?
No.
You went to college and came out dumber than when you went in.
And you were born in, what, 1990?
And you're going to leave the world worse off than when you were born.
Wait, 90s too, more like 95, right?
Did you see what happened with Cassandra Fairbanks?
Look up Gateway Pundit Jacob Wall, Cassandra Fairbanks.
So she gets doxxed.
She dared to criticize the rioters, which, as you can see from me being banned from YouTube, is Verboten.
And so the day that she gets doxed, and the threats are just insane.
Like, I got banned from YouTube for something I said on Parlor where I said, we're going to take this country back from these fucking savages.
That's violence.
She gets, I'm going to kill you.
She gets her daughter threatened.
Just go to...
Gateway Pundit, Cassandra Fairbanks, Jacob Holt.
Oh, Jacob Holt.
Jacob Wall?
Jared Holt.
Okay, gotcha, gotcha.
Did I say Jacob Wall?
You did.
So they threaten her all day.
Isn't it cool whenever they do a picture of him now, they use the one where I made a fool of him?
So they're doxing her, they're threatening her.
And these Antifa people could never last a day in our shoes.
Like they talk about the war, the riot.
Look at this chick right above.
She goes to fuck up the Tulsa event.
She gets arrested for it.
She refuses to get out of the way.
And it's like, peaceful protester where, ruin, where?
Like, they can't even handle getting arrested for the crimes they commit.
But anyway, this car, stay on the fucking article, please.
Look at the death threats.
End up in a coffin, bitch.
You're a fucking bigot.
I hope someone catches you out in the street, little miss thing.
Yeah, using abonics.
Such a cuck move.
Stupid bitch, you deserve to die next.
So she gets all these threats.
That night, this car goes, meow, like a million miles an hour.
She goes, oh shit, grabs her gun, comes back, drops off, industrial-sized, like 4th of July in New York City fireworks.
Then they start shooting them at the house while attacking the house.
And she's not sure, but she thinks they were also shooting bullets.
It's hard to differentiate between fireworks and guns, right?
So the cops come.
They see all this stuff.
They don't get the guy.
Like I told you, cops can't do anything anymore.
Police work is over.
And then Jared Holt decides, I'm going to expose this as a farce.
And he says he spoke to neighbors.
None of this happened.
Now, she shows the 911 call.
That's her talking to cops about it.
Plenty of evidence to support that we did respond and even located fireworks shrapnel, right?
And then he says, I spoke to the neighbors and they said she's full of shit.
Now, he doesn't name the neighbors, but he says that they had a Black Lives Matter sign and they're crossed the window.
So Cassandra's boyfriend goes there and he says, Did you guys say she's full of shit?
And they go, No, we heard the fireworks.
We saw the cops.
She's not full of shit.
And he goes, Yeah, I thought it was weird because you came to our Halloween party, like we were friends.
We disagreed politically, but and they go, That's fucked up.
I mean, I'm happy to go on the record and say that.
We never said that.
You didn't use your name, but you described your house well enough.
Anyway, it's really long, and it just repeats what I just said again and again.
But this is yet another example of it's gone beyond fake news.
Fake news is like playing down something.
It's full-on denial, lying, and inventing shit.
No, she was never attacked.
That's a lie, even though there's police records, 911 calls.
No, white farmers are not being killed.
I had someone send in a letter, by the way, to the mailbag about the white farmers, and they go, yeah, it is going down because the white farmers are gone.
They attacked 1,000 when there was a lot that year.
Now there's not that many white farmers left to kill.
They've either been murdered or they left on their own reconnaissance.
Or that fucking tweet about the proud boy just shot a cop.
And, you know, people have always been saying dumb shit.
Like when I was a kid, Rod Stewart had his stomach pumped because he, this is what a friend of mine told me.
I had a Rod Stewart poster on my, on my wall because I liked that he was Scottish and he had a soccer ball and a tartan scarf and I liked his music, obviously.
And my friend comes into my room and he's like, you know what Rod Stewart did?
No.
He sucked off 12 sheep and he had so much cum in his stomach that he was going to die of like a cum overload.
So they pumped his stomach, like they had to put a tube down and pump his stomach.
And I was like, what the f?
No, thank you.
I don't approve of sucking off 12 sheep until you have so much cum you have to go to the hospital.
Cum overload.
I just believe that.
Remember there was this chick in my school, Cindy Wood, and they're like, you hear my Cindy?
No, what?
She went on a date with this guy, and he snuck Spanish fly in her drink.
That was a big thing in the 70s.
Spanish fly.
It's a magic pill that makes women crazy horny.
Like, fanatical, maniacal, crazy lunatic horny.
And she got so horny that she started humping the gear shift of his car.
Like she put it in her vagina and was like, oh, oh, oh, oh.
And I was like, that's fucked up.
She must have been really, really horny.
Like, when you're 13, you just believe shit.
No fucking way.
So we've always had bullshitters.
And by the way, I spoke to her about that years later.
Oh, Richard Gere, too.
I spoke to her about that years later and she goes, yeah, that was because I refused to fuck him on a day.
All my brothers were going to kill him.
But the school year ended, but they were looking for him.
My school rumor was there was a girl who put a hot dog up there and it couldn't get it out.
Oh, we had that too.
So like she still had a hot dog.
It was frozen.
Yes.
And then defrosted, yeah.
Like you're going to put anything frozen up your vagina.
Not my vagina.
And then the Richard Gere one was a disgruntled gay makeup artist who demanded a raise and Richard Gere was like, no, I'm not doing that.
He goes, okay, I'm going to ruin you.
Oh, yeah, you're going to ruin me.
I'm going to make up a rumor that you put hamsters up your ass.
Yeah.
And people are going to believe that.
Get out of my fucking house.
And lo and behold, lo and behold.
Just like punk rock spread across the nation.
What?
Yeah, just like punk kept popping up even though there wasn't on radio and it wasn't on, just kind of word of mouth.
How did punk spread?
Word of mouth, demo tapes, weird scenes.
Analogy man.
That's my new nickname for you, Weird Analogy Man.
I think that's the best ethos spreading thing.
Punk.
Ethos spreading thing.
Because it pops up.
Well, I feel very under the gut.
I know I have a very limited amount of time to talk.
I'm just trying to get words out and then it just wounds up coming up crappy.
Why do you have a limited amount of time to talk?
Because I could feel your patience just going, oh, it was long gone.
Yes.
It's gone before I got to the studio.
I know.
It's like trying to squeeze in the door and it's closed.
See, that sucked too.
Terrible.
Don't do an analogy.
Who did the analogy?
You don't see me sucking dicks.
I'm not good at it.
That's for you in the fag zone.
I don't.
My daughter is so upset about how often I say fag.
Really?
I'm upset how often I'm called a fag.
I never, I don't, I don't, I've lived in the city since the 80s.
I don't see fag as bad.
Like, I don't go, that guy's a fag.
I just go, like, I'm a total hot weather fag personally.
I just can't handle it.
Yeah.
Which I stole from Jim Goad, who calls himself a cold weather fag.
And we often discuss this because I just don't get how he can live in the South and be walking around in jeans.
You get wet legs.
What's worse than having wet legs?
All right.
Shall we start the show?
Yeah.
Is that enough bleathering?
Oh, yeah.
One more thing that I've been thinking about recently.
These guys who chase us down, the Jared Holtz of the world, right?
What's Jared Holtz's motive?
Why right-wing watch?
Why Will Summer?
Why Andy Campbell?
Why are these guys so concerned with white hate, but not Muslim hate, black hate, any other kind of hate?
And I asked Will Summer this to his face, and he said, well, everyone has their beat.
No, no one has the black anti-Semitism beat.
Nobody.
No one has the Antifa beat, the raping in Antifa, the sexual predators in Antifa.
No one's on that beat.
There's a lot.
And after he said that, by the way, I said, no, that's not why, Will.
It's because you're a fucking pussy.
And then he said, we're done here.
He's a little tiny man.
Oh, speaking of tiny men, my son keeps saying to me, why do you keep saying you're 5'11 when you're 5'10?
And I go, I'm not 5'10.
I've been 5'11 my whole life.
And he goes, the internet says you're 5'10.
And I says, the internet says I'm a murderer.
One of those is correct, and then he noticed I was getting mad, so he keeps goading me.
See, he sees me pick on my dad and bust my dad's balls, so he's like carrying on the tradition.
But he's kind of young to be busting a 50-year-old's balls.
But anyway, I go, Let's get a measuring tape right now, motherfucker.
I didn't swear, but I got the measuring tape out.
I had my wife do the book thing, draw the line.
I said, make sure it's parallel to the ground, top of my head.
I sort of was sitting perfectly erect, right?
It's hard to do that.
Fucking 510.
Wow.
510 and just under a half.
Get old man's shrinkage.
So 5'10 and a third.
I lost 77 tenths of an inch.
You know what's weird too?
Is like, I looked up Ronnie James Dio's height.
Are you the height when you die, that's your height?
Or like at your peak height or the last?
Ryan, you don't shrink that much.
People shrink.
Yeah, a tiny bit.
Oh, people shrink.
Believe me.
Oh, I see them shrink.
I see motherfuckers shrank.
They were big.
Now they're small.
So anyway, let me explain the logic.
My fear is, I'm speaking on their behalf, my fear is that it seems okay now and there's silly little things.
But say with Proud Boys, that leads to militias, right?
And then those militias start growing and growing.
And the next thing you know, anti-Semitism and racism thrives.
And then you get a Hitler figure, like, say, me, and I say, war.
And then they start killing Jews and gays and trans and blacks.
You had no audio on that.
I know.
Why can't you do your job?
War.
How prophetic was that, huh?
That guy's cool.
Okay, so I get all that.
I get all that.
You want to nip it in the bud.
You don't want any more Nazis.
And that's why you focus on Semitism because you have a relative and they took you to Auschwitz and you saw how horrible it can get.
And you don't want concentration camps.
You don't want another Holocaust.
Gotcha.
Get the logic.
All right.
Now, that's called a hypothesis, right?
Now you have to go out into the field and test it out.
How much anti-Semitism do you see coming from the right?
Yeah.
I mean, you've caught about 220% of it.
It's not really a thing.
Conservatives tend to bond with Orthodox Jews, tend to support Israel.
So that's not a thing.
What about Jews will not replace us?
Yeah.
You had some millennial anti-Semitism at one rally once.
It's not a thing.
Why don't you look into, say, anti-Semitism in the Muslim community in America, especially black Muslims?
Oh, it's rampant, is it?
Like in Crown Heights, after those two Orthodox Jews were killed at the kosher deli, they were doing streeters.
It wasn't on the our news, it was on Israeli news where blacks were like, fuck the Jews, you come into this neighborhood, you should know what's going on.
Then you see black kids slapping around Hasidim in Williamsburg.
Wouldn't that be a time, and this is my whole point here in a nutshell, wouldn't that be the time to refocus your pursuit?
If you're worried about anti-Semitism and you want to nip it in the bud, wouldn't you, when there's a smoke, there's a fire and go, oh, I thought it might be Proud Boys, Trump supporters, conservatives, because I saw a Charlottesville quote, but I'm seeing a lot more over here.
Like a good journalist is a good scientist.
A good person follows evidence.
Not that Michael Moore is a good person, but he pursued the truth in his environmentalist documentary, and he discovered that solar is full of shit, that wind energy doesn't work, that nothing comes remotely close to coal and gas and oil.
So that's what he put in his movie.
Of course, he ended the movie with, therefore we all have to die in order to save the planet.
Why don't let's start with you, Fatso.
Yeah.
So yeah, it just baffles me.
Like there's a whole underground cabal of black Muslim training camps that have been exposed by Clarion, the Clarion Project.
And there's Islamberg, but they're linked.
They all follow the same Pakistani cleric.
By the way, Muslims don't really like blacks, but let's pretend.
Qaddafi talks shit about Africans all the time, but he saw them as useful.
I believe he said monkeys.
So Islamberg, all the way down to New Mexico.
In New Mexico, on their camp, they were abusing children and they starved one to death.
I think they got probation for that.
They sure didn't get what Max and John got.
Isn't that nuts?
Killing a kid is not bad, but fighting in Tifa is.
That's where we're at.
Threatening to thwart rioters gets you canceled.
But the rioters can still riot.
they can still burn this shit to the ground um...
What do you got there?
Extremist leader of New Mexico Compound, previous test buzzer for explosives, Executive.
Oh, is that all?
Like, what is it?
Imagine a proud boy was previously caught with explosives?
I want to stream thousands of movies.
I want to stream thousands of movies.
What's this?
Yeah, that looks familiar.
Improvised stand inside a squalid makeshift living compound in Amali, New Mexico.
Imagine the fucking heat.
Look at that.
Just bleach dishes.
They're certainly living like their Pakistani counterparts.
I'm sure the cleric is very happy with that.
Yeah, that's a traditional build.
Look at That setup.
What's that for?
Bullets?
What is that?
Tires from a wall, a squalid living compound where five adults were arrested on child abuse charges and remains of a boy were found.
This was not very well reported discussed.
This was not in a lot of news.
So if you're concerned about anti-Semitism, what about the black Hebrew Israelites who murdered those two Orthodox Jews?
And there was also one in Mosley.
What about this cabal that's been discovered with explosives?
Shouldn't your hunt take you there?
No, I'd rather just show up at the Roger Stone trial and spy on people and take candid shots of Milo and Gavin having lunch with Roger Stone and tweet about it.
What a bunch of fucking losers!
What a bunch of fucking losers.
Losers.
Chillo, it's a bass.
When my son was about six, he drew a picture of two people on a couch watching a movie.
And the people in the movie were kissing.
And I go, what's going on here?
Maybe he was younger than that.
Maybe he was five or six.
But he goes, oh, that's two losers watching people kissing in a movie.
There's only losers.
What is he?
Damon Waynes when he was little?
After that?
Oh, that's too late.
Anytime anyone kisses, my wife and I go, oh, are they losers?
That's one of the best parts about having kids.
You get so many cool words.
Like my friend, my youngest was going to his best friend's house and his best friend lives in an apartment.
And he goes, where are we going?
I go, I don't know.
You're going to go to his place.
And he goes, we're going to go to his department.
And I immediately look at my other two kids.
Like, if you fucking correct him, you are dead.
Like, he used to call being dizzy being busy.
And then some fucker pointed it out.
Or he used to call a sloth a slog.
Yeah, you want to keep those around people.
Whoever tells him it's sloth.
That's great.
And someone fucking told him.
And then someone told him that busy is dizzy.
And I go, what happens when you spin around again?
And he goes, you get nauseous.
Who taught him words?
Who taught this bitch words?
Look at this bitch at Chaz.
Ranting cunt.
Bitch at Chaz.
Okay, gotcha.
Yay!
No matter what color, what background, or what country they came from.
If they live here, they belong here and we love them because they are our family and they are our neighbors.
Can you pause Instagram?
I understand what you're saying.
So it's sanctuary for all illegal immigrants.
All 30 million get citizenship.
Okay.
What about tomorrow?
Can they keep coming?
Yes!
Forever!
No limits!
Can they go on welfare?
If they need welfare, they okay.
So I'd say about two-thirds of the world would love to come here.
Can two-thirds of the world come to America and sign up for welfare?
Do you have a room available in your house?
I don't even understand what they want anymore.
Just different.
Better.
Don't be mean.
Stop arresting people.
Murderers are sweethearts.
Not perfect.
Must destroy.
Every single day.
And we are a family.
What a family does.
This is your drug.
Are Trump supporters in your family?
Am I in your family?
Great point.
This is a drunk aunt speech, word for word.
We are a family.
Yeah, because there was a fight at the wedding.
Is we stick together.
We unite.
One nation under God.
Individualism.
Uh-oh.
With liberty and justice for all.
She got it right.
Can you hate America and then also quote, like, it's...
This is like, well, you're Christian.
You're not acting very Christian, are you?
I don't think Jesus would want you to send everyone to kick everyone out of their country.
Wouldn't Jesus take in the Mexican illegals?
Would he take in 30 million in his little cave?
Come on in.
And that's enough of that shit over there.
So no more bullshit this 2020.
We're all invited to be part of this family, to be part of this revolution, and to love each other together.
Because that's what family does.
You know what?
She's probably, and I'm reluctant to admit this, but I have to be honest.
An incredible lay.
I knew you were going to say that.
I'm not happy.
Sometimes I tell you truths on this show that disappoint me.
But if I was single, I may not be able to resist.
Sticks together.
Family loves each other.
Black, white, gay, straight, whatever.
It doesn't matter.
Proud voice.
Doesn't matter if you're straight.
Doesn't matter if you're male.
Doesn't matter if you're female.
If you believe in Jesus, Buddha, or Gandhi.
It matters.
I believe in God.
I think everybody believes.
Do you believe in Gandhi?
You live here, you bled here, and you're willing to die for that shit to be laid to pieces.
So if you're an American, you don't give a fuck what that shit is.
You give a fuck what freedom stands for.
And freedom stands for family.
So everybody in the same family knock that shit off.
Because in my house, in America.
Kisha's new song is dope.
Okay, I think I'm understanding her point here.
And it's the point of BLM.
We're going to smash the nuclear family.
You know why?
Because they don't have a dad.
I'll bet you a billion bucks that the two lesbian founders of Black Lives Matter didn't grow up with their dad.
I see, that's fair.
And so they, I've talked to some black people about this, and they go, like Dante Nero said, no, no, man, we actually get, that's a whole community.
So I had a lot of dad.
Well, he didn't have his, his dad did stick around.
But he said, a lot of these guys, they'll have all the uncles of everyone else in the community is his dad.
That's not a dad.
A dad is, you're having nightmares, and she comes in to your room and says, I can't sleep.
And you go, okay, just lie there.
Your wife goes and sleeps with her, tells her it's okay.
You explain to your youngest boy that Large Marge is just made of plasticine.
She doesn't exist.
It's just a cartoon.
She's not going to get you.
She's not under your bed.
That's what a dad is.
So you can't just, it's not like a guy you played basketball with once.
That's a friend.
But anyway, I think the BLM dykes are saying, obviously the family didn't work out for us, so it's abolished.
Because they say on their fucking website, our number one thing here is to abolish the nuclear family.
And so she's trying to redefine family.
You try to redefine family when you don't have one.
Like if you never get laid, you're like, actually, sex is not just penis vagina.
A lot of sex is just being with someone, having a hamburger with them.
Pumping a couch cushion.
On the train, if you look at someone and they don't puke, that's kind of fucking her.
So I've actually been laid a lot this year.
We love each other and we've had enough.
And my sisters and my brothers are going to fight.
And it's not going to be easy.
And we're not going to agree.
Who are you going to fight if you're all family?
Yeah, I don't understand.
I don't even know.
If she didn't have BLM on her truck, I wouldn't know what side she was.
At the end of the day, we're going to get up and we're going to know and acknowledge that we're going to be better than we were yesterday.
And tomorrow, we're going to rise.
We might get beat.
We might lose.
But we're going to get up and we're going to rise again.
Because that's what makes America great.
And I believe we are a great nation.
And that's a bunch of bullshit.
Fuck that.
Oh, she just fucked up her whole shit there.
When she jumped down, she ripped the patch cord out of her amp.
Destroyed the connection.
I believe America's great, and that's bullshit.
I don't know what that was.
Oh, maybe it was a Trump rally?
Oh, she's pointing at...
Yeah.
Because that's what makes the crime.
They go, Trump supporters are about division.
And then they get mad about that.
And then, like, you're not invited to the thing.
It's sort of like with the gay marriage thing.
They go, we said, well, I'm worried about it turning into like persecution of the Catholic Church and priests having to do things against their religion and, you know, someone having to bake a cake that they don't want to.
And they go, no, I'm not listening to that.
I've decided what your objection is.
You don't want two people that are in love to be together.
What?
And then they go, two people who are in love should be allowed to be together.
Or they go, if you hate Antifa, you love fascism.
I think fascism is wrong.
Hitler was a fascist.
And they go, these guys love Hitler.
I've had enough of it.
And you're like, no, that's your version of events.
And I believe we are a great nation.
And that's a bunch of bullshit.
I want to.
Fuck that.
Jackass.
Hey, right now.
Treat me in the opposite.
Still going.
Tell me that I am not a daughter of the Most High, my Lord Jesus Christ and Savior.
We rose again from the moon on this third day.
Oh, it was a guy doing religious stuff.
So you can't be one of those street preacher guys because what you're saying is everyone else sucks.
And that's not what Christianity says, by the way.
Even about gays, they go, okay.
Yeah.
I can't judge you.
Only the Lord can judge you, but it's not going to be good when you get up there.
You're going to have a lot of splaining to do.
Should we, I mean, is it worth talking more about Chaz?
No.
I'm done with Chaz.
I'm done with Raz.
I'm done with Chop.
Chop, Chaz, Rop, Raz, crap, blap.
Oh, there was that post Raz did, it's 2-3, where he said, the medics, there was a, someone was hurt here and the medics didn't even help us.
And he just gets lambasit in the comments where they're like, didn't you say autonomous?
And didn't you attack EMT guys?
There's no way.
And so they say, eventually chop medics had to handle it.
And people are like, what the fuck's a chop medic?
And then someone put up a picture.
Well, go to 2-4.
I'll stop at after this unless something major happens.
Fucking 2-4.
Not entirely sure what a chop medic is, says this woman.
And then the next one, 2-5, is this what a chop medic is?
Look at this.
Literal clown.
Oh, fuck me.
Who's helping who?
You know that person is probably just wasted.
Hey, man.
Oh, the guy lying.
Yes.
Someone's having a fentanyl overdose.
Yeah, I mean, I got more people blaming Prowboys.
Benny Johnson did a good MOS there.
But whatever.
We've been talking for a while here.
We have a YouTube channel.
How are we doing for time?
How long have we been talking for?
Oh, it's been about an hour now.
Oh, fuck.
All right.
Well, let's get on the fucking fucking mailbag, eh?
All right, giving her.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Ryan, shut up.
Do deem es no padre.
Um, this is from a guy named Poo Poo.
He's a cop, so I don't want to say his name.
Oh no, he doesn't work there anymore.
I worked for a police department for close to 10 years, and your fuck the police's boss sentiment is right on the money.
The department I worked at was so PC, they actually implemented a no-profanity rule.
Now, this gets cops killed because they see a dead baby, they see a guy who jumped in front of a train, and they have to pick up his head and put it in a bag.
That fucks with your head, so you have to be able to riff and joke and trivialize things in order to live.
When you don't give the pressure cooker that outlet, so not letting cops riff and joke around and bust each other's balls is murder.
This developed after there was a period of time when multiple officers lateraled to other departments because of the overwhelming mother henning going on, which was also, by the way, from hiring women.
The captains and lieutenants started IAs, internal affairs investigators, on multiple officers to keep them at the department.
This was called being bought and paid for, because it's almost impossible to lateral while you're under investigation.
You understand this?
So it's getting so pissy they want to get out of there, so they investigate them, and now they can't move.
So what you had was captains and lieutenants being well paid, over $150K a year, going through multiple officer interactions with the public, looking for profanity on their records during interactions.
If the officers, for whatever reason, didn't have their recorder on, they would also get written up for that.
Even in my role as dispatcher, I was victim of this.
While on a call with a hysterical woman calling about juveniles riding their bikes in her driveway, I made the mortal sin to tell her to stop talking in an abrupt manner.
As a dispatcher, you have to gather information to see if there's a crime taking place, or I just need to route this as a patrol check for officers.
She wasn't reporting a crime, but our city is small and community-oriented, blah, blah, blah, blah.
I just need her to stop screaming.
Three months later, I'm called into an office, advised of my rights as it pertains to an internal affairs investigation.
Isn't it funny how this shit has just permeated everything like a plague?
This is where I start to get into Satan.
This is where Jim Goad gets mad at me for talking about Satan.
But it is satanic.
The way it's infiltrated everything.
And that the captain had already gone and apologized to the caller, so I'm guilty before my investigation even started.
Keep in mind, she didn't even complain.
This was because my direct female supervisor had it in for me ever since I utilized what she called old warrant search technology to locate and dispatch officers to arrest 10 fugitives living in our city in one week.
I even received an accommodation from the chief, who she was banging for years to try to get her captain salary as a record supervisor.
The new warrant address system wasn't locating anyone, so I used the old software and she wrote me up for not following my training.
All because I kept her out of the loop because she'd always try to snake my progress.
This is more women in the workforce shit.
Same woman also lectured me for 30 minutes on how it was rude of me to hit up our potluck before letting other female dispatchers go first.
I was screwed.
I worked with all women.
Not my fault.
I was too fat to be a cop.
Anyway, I was let go because I was rude to a woman on the phone.
I'd give you more examples, but I could go on forever.
Terrible.
What's this one?
Look up William Marufo from the band Ozamatli, and I'd love to see how a social worker would handle a man who thought his mom was the devil, so he chopped her up with a meat cleaver and bashed her head to mush on the driveway.
Oh.
Is that the same letter?
Yeah?
It's at the bottom?
So what I do is I cut and paste that.
And I go over here, paste it in, and I see images of a scary guy.
Where are you, Ryan?
William Marufo.
William Marufo?
Just look up William Marufo.
William Marufo?
His name's William Marufo.
That's him.
William Marufo.
Yeah.
He believed his mother was possessed by Satan.
Yeah, no chokehold.
No chokehold when you grab her.
Apparently he was insane.
Well, we don't know that.
We don't know if his mother was.
That's true.
Thank you.
It's like his photographer was possessed by poor skills.
I'm getting a bunch of stuff from our sales guy in the mailbag.
What the hell?
Um.
There's a popular video of a man by the name Mike Servin.
This shows the answer to gang violence that has plagued the minority communities in Democrat-owned cities.
Oh, that's another thing people have been talking about.
They go, we need a change.
There's so much racism.
You look up these cities where all this chaos is going on, where they're complaining about the systemic racism.
And they are 90% of the time Democrat mayor, Democrat police chief, Democrat senator, governor, sorry, and often female black police chief, female mayor.
They are getting exactly what they asked for.
What's going on, Ryguy?
Are you following the letter?
I just searched for it.
Is it Adam?
No, it's Scott.
He first sent this June 10th, and I said, you're a fucking idiot.
You didn't include the video.
Anyway, this is a popular video of a man by the name Mike Servin.
This shows the answer to gang violence.
This blah, blah, blah.
This man goes into the hood and shares the message of how much Jesus loves them.
It's pretty entertaining.
Education in teaching Western values may work, but there's nothing like a man grabbing hold of the gospel and preaching truth to a dying community.
Well, that's what that guy tried to do in chaz, and they kicked his ass.
So I'm pulling up the video.
Ryan is still skulking around the internet.
Oh, this is an ancient video.
Ex-gang member Mike Servant.
Ryan.
I'm not seeing the same.
Do you want to tune in here?
Yeah, I looked up Scott.
I'm in the mailbag archive.
I don't see that.
Okay, well, it's just look up ex-gang member Mike Servant, poplock and scripture.
It's the gangster Jesus guy.
It's the oldest fucking thing in the world.
Thank you for showing us, A, a video that's 900 years old, and B, how totally fucking incompetent Ryan is.
Put on salvation as your helmet and take the sword of the spirit, which is the word of God, Jesus Christ.
Yeah, just Christ.
Yeah, I like this guy.
Yeah, this is the oldest meme on earth.
Wait a minute.
Oh, I'm in the wrong shit.
That's why I'm seeing all these weird emails from our guy.
Oh.
You're not in the archive?
Now I'm back in the archive.
Okay, good.
Yeah, because I couldn't tell.
I'm at the top one now.
Couldn't find that there.
Yeah, these videos are a day late and a dollar short, but I figured I'd send them anyway.
After Cleveland was attacked by Antifa and BLM on Saturday, May 28th, I want to see the damage they did.
I drove downtown the next morning and was fucking dumbfounded.
Security alarms still going off.
Everything was tagged up in typical anti-American Soros propaganda, which I guess the Proud Boys did to throw them off the trail.
Rough person just...
It's local Cleveland Pride Clothing Line that started in 2008 and grew really successful.
They donate thousands of shirts, hats, pants, everything to homeless shelters and churches.
They do loads of charity work.
They make up all their clothing in Cleveland, made a ton of jobs for the city.
Everyone in Northeast Ohio knows them.
It's a staple of love for the community for fuck's sake.
No politics, negative message.
Yeah, they were just showing one of their workers had like a, look at that, like a Sanskrit black Muslim guy, even.
Yeah, they're just like, we love Cleveland.
Which I got to hand it to them.
That's an accomplishment.
Loving Cleveland takes a lot of work.
By the way, I'm going to listen to the show tonight.
And if we hear this AC, I'm never going to do it again.
But I'm going to have to do the show nude with a towel on my neck.
All right, so this is what he sees.
It looks fine.
Oh, one anarchy.
Yeah, dude, you're sending a video of one little piece of graffiti.
It's so lame.
Our viewers are bad at their citizen reporting.
We've got plenty worse to show.
Wait, did they chop down, like, did they break those bricks to throw shit?
Is that where those cones are there?
Looks like there's some damage.
It's the worst citizen reporting.
Like, there's so many other videos where people are just driving by the post-riot scene, Remember the first one?
We said it was indistinguishable from Syria.
Here's this one.
Oh, there they go.
There's some broken windies.
Oh, there we go.
Chipotle.
So we sent two videos.
Yeah.
So let's see.
Yeah, that's better.
A lot of storefronts.
Yeah, they're all ruined.
And look at those garbage cans.
That's art, dude.
Oh.
They didn't bend cement.
Looks like they had Dr. Seuss on their team.
Oh, there's one more video.
These are short vids.
Look, told you.
There we go.
That's much better.
Sorry, dude.
I didn't know that there was more videos.
Kiss My Black As Pig.
They put up scaffolding.
I wouldn't be surprised if the guy who wrote Kiss My Black Ass is white.
Yeah, yeah.
He's like, I'm singing on behalf of them.
No, my slave's black ass.
The pet that I wheel around.
Kiss my pet's black ass.
I was recently at a barbecue where a raging liberal feminist, like, how are they still going?
That's what I don't get.
Like, I was driving by a big mural today and it said, what have you done to stop climate change today?
Climate change?
People still believe that shit?
Or I see masks and I'm like, the riots debunked it.
There's been no spike.
Give it a.
Aren't you embarrassed?
Take the mask and throw it in the garbage.
Throw it away.
Take it off.
Crumple it up and get rid of it.
Raging liberal feminist.
Women, like there's so many little just truth bombs you just drop into their soup.
But women have been...
Oh, there was no outbreak after all of these riots and rallies.
That's true.
Oh, cops have shot nine unarmed black men, and seven of them were attacking the cops.
What?
We have not 11 million, but 30 million illegals in this country, and it only benefits rich whites in both countries.
See what I'm saying?
Like, women make more money than men until they have kids.
Young women make more money than men.
The why of things.
Gays make more money than anyone.
What's that supposed to mean?
Whites are probably number seven as far as successful ethnic groups, way behind Asians, African immigrants, Lebanese.
Enough, please.
A cop is about 40 times more likely to be shot by a black man than a black man is likely to be shot by a cop.
We don't give a damn.
I could go on.
Raging liberal feminists started talking about every controversial topic imaginable.
That's intersectionality, I believe.
It was the first time I'd ever met this woman.
She was on a roll.
I'm happily married to an ex-military.
I homeschooled four kids, voted for Trump.
I love men.
Me too.
I'm a fag for men.
I'm a raging queer.
This sounds very gay.
I love them so much.
They're so good.
Like, they're so noble.
They're so honest.
Like, at my gym, this ridiculous tranny shows up.
And she's like a seven-foot-tall dude with makeup on, black guy, woman, whatever.
They're only guy.
And she probably gets picked on because she's a freak.
There's no hair.
There's maybe a couple like, oh, there's your girlfriend.
But there they are.
Eat your ass.
There's the coach getting in there.
All right, we're going to do some combinations now.
You know?
She feels totally safe in there.
Possibly ain't that straight.
Do you know how safe a Trump supporter feels?
You're in an Antifa rally?
I'm pro-life.
I'm everything she loves.
As she was talking, I wasn't saying much because my kids were running around within an earshot of conversation and interrupting to ask if they could have another cookie, et cetera.
And by the way, no.
You're going to ruin your dinner.
If you finish your entire dinner, we can do ice cream, we can do cookies.
We're open.
I'm even open to roasting marshmallows and fucking having popcorn when we watch a movie.
But pre-dinner, no.
And guess what?
That includes your drink.
I'm sick of you fuckers sitting there sipping your soda while we wait for a food and then the food comes in your stuff because you filled up on goddamn soda.
And here's another thing I'm sick of.
What's with the waters?
Aren't you embarrassed?
Mikey!
Why are you bringing, like, we sit down, my family's five.
We got five people in the family.
Doom, doom, doom, doom.
Can I get you something?
Yeah, can you get me a drink?
Oh, you already got me a drink.
Why are you bringing me a drink and then ask me if I want a drink?
You brought me fucking chicken and go, so would you like anything to eat?
Why'd you give me fucking chicken?
So then the kids are drinking.
And I always say, I don't want water.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
And my wife's like, I'll have a water.
Just to fuck with me, I think.
And then, so we have five waters.
And then I go, I get a beer.
My wife gets some, I was going to say faggy drink.
My wife gets some fruity drink.
If I'm feeling generous, the kids can have Coke, right?
Well, it keeps you up all night.
Coca-Cola, right?
Yeah.
You thought I meant cocaine?
Everybody!
So then we get our drinks.
Now there's literally 10 drinks on the fucking table.
Now, if we're the off Viking giant Knights of the Round Table shit, maybe.
But it's always a table literally this big.
It's this big.
There's 10 drinks, plus our cutlery.
Plus sometimes the kids are drawing on their menus, whatever.
And now they come with the food and they're like, oh, and I go, yeah, you really fucked yourself in your little Jenga game, didn't you?
I hate this.
And then you're sitting there like shifting 10 drinks!
It's hard enough when there's five drinks.
It's not designed for 10 drinks.
It's barely designed for five people.
You turn around!
But By the way, I give full permission for everyone to rip these as long as you keep it, you know, seven minutes.
How long?
Oh shit, we're gone way over, right?
115.
115?
Oh, that's not bad.
Thank God I remembered that auction for Justice for Liberty.
Yes.
I sent that to you.
That's back up.
New drawings.
New drawings.
And I'll be updating this regularly.
So just...
Didn't I?
Oh, that one's awesome.
And do you see what's happening there?
Antifa is about to hurt someone.
Oh, it's cropped in that one.
Maybe click on it?
Not the clicking.
Okay, go down to that one.
Proud of your boy.
So this was just set up.
John Kinsman made this in Bear Hill Correctional Facility where he's currently serving four years for fighting with Antifa, a domestic terror organization.
Now, I assume once Proud Boys find out about this, it's going to go through the roof.
So I would hurry up on this.
We got nine days left.
Wait, go back.
And art is about the story.
Sometimes you just got like two pink circles on your wall framed.
People go, what's that?
And they go, Nikki Minaj put pink paint on her ass and sat on that canvas.
Oh, that's something.
You can kind of see her pussy lips.
That's a lot more interesting than pink dots.
So this painting is a fascinating historical record of our time.
Antifa is currently burning the country down while the guy who tried to stop them was imprisoned.
All right.
What else do we got there?
That's the one I did.
Yep.
Anyway, you can go see them all.
There's only two up?
Oh, that's a weird, kind of a penis bag kind of vibe.
It's very adventure-timey.
Sure.
I can color these and we could put up some prints.
Oh, yeah.
You like your little adult coloring book, don't you?
Yes.
We were just talking about you guys.
Ryan may be useless, but at least he does something with his life.
Yeah, make music.
Hurt anyone.
There's only three pictures now.
I've got a couple more to put up, which I'll do.
But how do they get there?
Well, they go to charityauctionstoday.com slash auction slash.
You know what?
You go to the censored TV website.
Put it on the censor.tv website.
And it's a big long URL.
Wow, that was a long tangent.
It wasn't the time.
I'm a mom.
I was taking care of my kids.
I wasn't in fight mode.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
Like, you've got to choose your battles.
And I'm already so ostracized in my community that I sometimes think, is it worth blowing up this person's spot and making my kids' social life even worse?
But that being said, there's certain lines that I won't allow people to cross.
That's basically it.
Like, here's an example.
There was a guy saying, I hate guns.
And he was right next to me at one of my kids' baseball games, and everyone was agreeing.
He had a camo hat, by the way.
Oh, you like the fashion of gun violence and military.
You know where camos exclusively use?
Hunting and war.
Unless you're just hiding.
You know what camo is?
It's camouflage so you don't get shot while you shoot things.
So I thought, you know what?
They're having a conversation.
I don't want to be the fucking Trump guy who interrupts people.
But other times, like I was at a bar and they're like, we have an ad hominem president.
And I just said, you're talking to the biggest Trump supporter possibly in the world.
Besides Trump himself.
And he immediately backed down.
He was like, oh, I don't even know, man.
That's what they always go to.
I don't know.
Like my buddy Steve was talking about, you know, there's this tendency of people who have always been sort of insular, like Howard Stern.
Now he's like, yes, all my paranoia is justified.
Everyone, go to bed.
Today he was saying, go to bed.
Not just stay in your homes, but he said, your immune system benefits light years.
You're 100 times better if you've had at least seven hours of good sleep.
So get to bed.
So not only do I have to hide in my house, I have to hide in my bedroom under the covers.
So he was saying, so you see now that, you know, epidemic can be really dangerous.
And I break down the numbers as I do to you every day.
And then he's like, well, I don't even know, man.
Okay.
I don't mind that you don't know, but why are you preaching?
That's the part that drives me nuts.
It's like Ayn Rand said.
And I'm paraphrasing.
I don't mind if you don't help me.
Just don't get in my way.
I wish thwart was a better word.
Is this a good title?
New artwork on Justice for Liberty Auction.
No, just call it Justice for Liberty Auction.
Okay.
And make Justice for Liberty all one word.
I wasn't in fight when I'm not sure I even have a fight mode anymore unless something is direct attack on my kids, in which case I go full mama bear.
I understand.
I love how you say get fired, get in trouble, blah, blah, blah.
I'm wondering what that looks like for us stay-at-home moms, though.
How much should we speak up for what's right when these topics come up in public?
Sometimes I think avoiding these talks is the best to do, but it feels weak.
Maybe for a moment, being brave and fighting means raising our children to know the truth despite what society tells them.
Maybe it's a quiet strength and doesn't need to be voiced at things like family barbecues.
Then again, it feels wrong not to speak up.
Isn't it annoying that they put us in this shitty position where you're damned if you do and damned if you don't?
Like if you see a guy roughing up his girl on the streets in New York and you just walk by, you'll hate yourself for days.
But if you get involved, you could get stabbed.
Lose, lose.
I would say to you, my dear, that you have to do what makes you comfortable and you're clearly uncomfortable with keeping your mouth shut.
But it's not an all or nothing.
You don't have to go full mama bear.
It's interrogative.
Didn't they do a study that we need to do something about climate change?
Didn't they do a study that something like 70% of the carbon footprints are China and Russia?
What?
I didn't hear that stat.
Where'd you get that stat?
I don't know.
That's what I had heard.
You'd be like, oh, I thought that too, actually.
And then I looked into it and I was pretty bummed out.
But turns out, that's a good one.
Yeah, I know what you're saying.
I just get confused sometimes.
Like, Canada is all obsessed with their carbon footprint, and they're responsible for something like 1.5% of the world's carbon emissions.
Like, should they be worrying so much about it?
I don't know.
Every little bit makes a change, or every little bit helps.
And then when they say stupid shit like that, everyone else hears and goes, yeah, I get that.
Well, I guess so.
Like, if we could save just one rat, we've saved one life.
That's something I would love to say to Howard Stern's wife, who's obsessed with animal preservation, whatever you call it.
Should we save the rats?
If we could save just one rat.
Like, I saw this video in Australia about these kids who were on ATVs running over turtles, killing them, and they're reporting to the police.
It's a crime.
And yeah, I don't have no interest in running over turtles, but we eat animals all day.
That's pretty mean.
Is Stern vegetarian?
It's weird to sit there.
Yes.
It's weird to sit there eating a chicken burger going, and then they were really mean to that turtle.
Stern's a vegetarian.
Eating a bird.
I work for the Bird Preservation Society.
We try to rescue birds and bring them back to health.
Not chicken, obviously.
Who gives a fuck about them?
I'll have that blood.
Trigger birds.
It's like a hawk.
Something that looks cool.
Not like a big fucking, eh, I'm a chicken.
I'll chomp that fucker.
Not going to save the nuggets.
It's enough chatting for one day.
El Video finale?
Final video is this guy I hadn't heard of before, Josh Kelly.
And I just saw him on some boxing Instagram thing.
Talk about falling in love with men and being gay.
I am a raging queer.
Is that not in the notes?
Maybe it was in yesterday's.
called final video, but it's not at the end of the notes.
So you have to Right on.
Hello.
Hello.
Look at that move.
He steps in with an uppercut.
He just knocks him out.
Oh, no, not immediately.
Look, you can't hit him.
look at that What?
Zaboom.
Look, you'll never get to that level, obviously, but we have to always be improving.
Back when I was a vegetarian, I said, I know I can't get the world to stop killing animals, but at least I'm doing my part.
I was wrong.
Saving one rat was useless, but saving this country is not useless.
We cannot sit back and let them destroy us.
Yes, it's uncomfortable to say things.
Yes, they dox you.
Yes, they get you fired.
So fucking What?
Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
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