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June 24, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E179 - BANNED FOR VIOLENCE [2020-06-24 - S02E179 - BANNED FOR VIOLENCE]
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So that's a fun song by the Bliss Tards called Fight the Fascists.
I'll take a little money out of my trust fund and go buy myself a new weapon.
I've got a milkshake and some concrete.
I'll put my mask on and I'll hit the street.
Comrades, it's time we had some fun.
And now we're going to fight the fascists.
I bet a lot of Antifa would read this and go, that sounds pretty cool.
You can't exaggerate anymore.
Like with the Bubba Wallace thing, I remember when it first came out, someone goes, are you sure it's not an engine hoist?
You know that thing with the long legs that picks up an engine, you slide it towards the car and you can lower it in?
And I think the thing that holds the engine is kind of noosey.
And I saw that as a joke.
Yeah.
See the yellow one there?
You could almost see a noose there, right?
Someone said that as a joke.
And it turned out to be the garage door pull.
And I was just saying this on Wilkow's show.
And this isn't a very popular opinion, but say it was a noose.
A racist asshole left a rude thing in your garage.
It's not indicative of a pattern.
It's very rare.
I think there's been about eight noose hoaxes in the past 10 years.
They've all been fake.
Including Juicy Smollett.
But say you see one.
Like, there's a, I think it's Tottenham.
There's a soccer team in Britain, and they're called the Yids, because the area in London that they're from is a particularly Jewish area.
So they go, Yiddo!
Meaning you're a Yid, you're a Jew, right?
And they call themselves the Yids, these fans.
But it's also an insult for the other teams.
It's like the N-word, right?
They've owned it.
But like, I knew a guy who would work with these Man United guys, and it was Tony Buzcock from the Buzzcocks.
And when he was on tour with Pill, he would open his toolbox.
He was the sound guy.
He would set up a soundboard and everything.
He'd open up his toolbox, and inside it was written on it, you do!
Okay.
That's mean.
You got me.
It's funny, actually.
Yeah, there he is.
I mean, like, are you that sensitive that someone, a racist asshole, leaves something in your garage, which he didn't, and we knew he didn't, but let's say he did.
Do you really need a parade?
It's fucking embarrassing.
Like, how weak are you?
It's getting to the level of like Make a Wish Foundation.
They had a big hashtag and the middle area inside the track.
They flew a flag for him.
Like, is he dying?
It's exactly like that little boy who had that terminal cancer and he was Batman for a day in Seattle.
Yay!
And everyone clapped.
You can do it, Bubba Wallace.
You can do it.
Do you have any Bubba Wallace memes?
I do.
What he got pulled up there?
There's a site called Hate Crime.
FakehateCrimes.org.
my God, what a There's a lot.
Like, the reason they have parades is because they want to say, look, we know this is a horrible pattern of everywhere you go, there's nooses.
We want to tell you that you don't have to feel scared here.
Okay, I understand that.
If it's like Jackie Robinson in the MLB and someone yelled the N-word at him because he's the first black guy ever to play baseball, even then I'd go, you know, you can take it.
But back then, yeah, you see the point.
Now, it's not a pattern.
So what's with the fucking parades?
This is not a meme.
The left can't meme.
If the news was a false alarm and NASCAR still took it seriously and supported Bubba, this has been an absolute win for everybody but racist.
You call that a win?
I call that appeasing a bunch of hysterical babies.
They don't know what a meme is.
That's why they can't do it.
They just write a paragraph.
It's like their diary with a picture.
What's this one?
Well, this one's screwed.
You expect us to believe that a person off the street walked into a NASCAR has probably got over $2 million in car tools, plastic security, passcams, plastic, and a new movie.
That's not a meme.
The right can't meme.
Like, that's stupid, too.
That's pretty good.
That's actually good.
It's funnier to not do perfect Photoshop.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's funnier to be a little bit off.
When I heard they found a noose in his garage, this was my first.
That's not funny.
These names suck.
This one sucks, too.
Bubba Wallace fitted with black noose by a white woman.
Hehehehe.
*Cough* *Mmm* Amen.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Of course, it's Chadwick Moore.
Oh, by the way, this one's too.
Last one, I think.
Speaking of Chadwick Moore, he just got, you know, I'm as banned as band can be.
I think I sent you this separately.
This is under band.
Oh, I forgot to number these, dude.
I got this.
Look at this.
This is a picture that's three years old.
I don't know if you could zoom in on it.
It's after these two appeared on my show.
It's Antonio Okefur, who was like that pro-gun African chick, and Joy Villa.
They purposely make it small so you can't ridicule them.
Yeah, that's at the compound offices.
They just appeared on my show.
I'm wearing a Magnum PI shirt.
And that was, what is it, zoom out now?
What was the crime there?
Goes against her.
Go down, go down.
graphic violence, no.
Hate speech, harassment, and bullying.
I guess that's what it is.
It's not nudity, it's not sexual.
So that was hate speech.
Me posing with two black women is hate speech.
Wow.
It's the fragility that disturbs me.
In fact, this isn't on our list, dude, but I think I just sent you one where, no, in a separate email, these little kids freaking out.
They want to make a chaz in DC.
And obviously Trump says, I can make the other mayors look bad.
I can't make America look bad.
So you got to watch this pretty closely.
They are such babies.
We are living in a spoiled brat revolution.
We're living in an American temper tantrum.
Look at that extra babies.
Yeah, look at these guys here, the way they're reacting.
Fuck off!
What are you doing?
I just want to build an autonomous zone.
What's with the screaming?
What's with the screaming?
You actually know this is really fucking damn.
There's more photographers than there are protesters here.
Anyway, we'll get into that in a second.
Hold the line.
Hold the line.
I'd love to see you last an hour and a half in Rio boot camp.
With those arms, they can't even hold a lime.
I had a good line today at the gym.
So Larry's always coming up to me.
You want to do something?
You want a leapfrog?
Leap.
And I go, Larry, people here respect you, okay?
They love you.
They look up to you.
And it makes them really fucking nervous when you start picking a fight with me because they don't want to lose you, man.
You're suicidal.
Stop it.
And that made him laugh his fucking head off.
He gets me.
He's got a John Belushi skill where he'll crack me.
I'm skipping.
and I'll just look over the other end of the gym and I'll see just, he's leaning on one of the ropes like...
Yeah.
Dude, some other dude came up to me at the gym and he's like, come here, come here.
This is not a black guy this time, but the Rothschild.
This was, you know, what's going on right now is satanic.
This was predicted thousands of years ago.
It's these people, the globalists, the ones who control the entire world, they're Luciferians and they don't hide it.
They're proud of it, you know, and you can look into this.
They always have to look in.
I always leave the gym with a homework assignment.
But you know adrenochrome?
Did you know that?
Yeah.
What is it?
It's what they stuck out of the children.
Right.
It's like a fear.
It's adrenaline.
It's the chemical adrenaline.
So what they do, allegedly, this is a big alleged.
Yeah, alleged.
Very, one of the biggest allegeds we've ever had on the show.
And I would never commit suicide.
Have I ever mentioned suicide?
I've never been depressed.
So just letting everybody know, if I disappear.
The story is.
And by the way, these past few years have been so fucking insane that I'm not ruling this out.
Like, I think the odds of it are one in a million, maybe 500,000.
But I'm not totally 100% ruling this out.
But anyway, the allegation is that they scare the children and then they withdraw their blood.
I don't know if they kill them or not.
And then they drink that blood to stay eternally young.
Well, George Soros looks like he's 9 billion years old.
A. B, is drinking blood the best way to get the blood stuff?
Like, wouldn't a blood transfusion be better?
I guess I'm supposed to know about this.
But I think when people have brought it up in the past, I've just sort of gone, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Moved on.
Maybe they'd look worse if they didn't have the adrenochrome.
Well, Bill Clinton couldn't look worse.
Remember Hillary?
Yeah.
Wait, go back?
So she spilled some adrenochrome on her foot?
That's what it has to be.
There's no way it's not.
Yeah, it's probably tea.
Oh, they say, what about the black eye thing?
Because you have a black eye pick.
Yeah.
So are you Illuminati?
Fall.
Look, you get a black eye from a large impact to anywhere around your here, here, here, here, here, here.
I head-butted a guy and got two black eyes.
What?
Look at this.
Oh, that's great.
Yeah, this is not my area of expertise.
We'll leave that to the Jones of the world.
My area of expertise is Terrible Movies, which I saw last night.
I sent you the I Am Vengeance Retaliation.
It's got Vinnie Jones in it.
Now, Vinnie Jones is the guy, you know, the famous picture of grabbing the other footballers' nuts?
That's in the next link, Ryan.
He's like the king of the soccer hooligans.
And my favorite thing about soccer is the hooligans.
And by the way, they're doing a that's him.
The dark-haired guy grabbing the nuts.
That's Vinnie Jones.
By the way, the lads over in the UK are doing a fucking bang-up job, going down, guarding statues.
We haven't seen that here once.
Proud boys indicate they might dispute Chaz.
I'm off YouTube, the apocalypse.
But the lads are actually doing it.
Anyway, I'm a fag for soccer hooligans.
Someone should make a reel of just me going, I'm a fag, fag, I'm a fag.
I'm gay for men.
I'm a fag.
Just as you can make me seem racist in a montage, you can much easier make me seem gay.
But check out this trailer.
So I'm watching it last night.
I don't know.
This is so bad.
I don't even know if it's funny to watch with your friends.
Okay, Hanger, I love that kind of shit.
Broken nose guy seems like a northerner.
Love that kind of shit.
Pause.
When you see a hot chick in an action movie, you should pause.
That should give you pause.
And a fae-looking male model type.
Both of those should make you go, bah.
But I ignored that.
I saw this.
That looked good.
So far.
He's killed five people this week.
I'm putting a team together.
And I want you to leave.
Team?
I like the word team.
No target.
Sean Team.
And then you see Vinnie Jones.
At this point, I'm sold.
And like super high-tech born identity.
So this looks like it's going to be good, right?
I guess that's the point of trailers.
Dude, the cheap fighting, the fucking roundhouse kicks.
One of the worst parts of the whole movie was the credits.
Oh, by the way, no one can be hit with a gun.
You can shoot right at someone with an AR-15.
Nothing.
And the things they hide behind are pallets.
Pallets from restaurants.
Look, you can just see them right there.
If you hide behind a pallet, 100 people can shoot you with AR-15s and you're fine.
I noticed watching the credits, it said art prop, and it was a woman's name, Phoebe.
Oh, you see that girl beating the shit out of a giant black guy?
And I was like, yeah, it's a girl.
Oh, that one was ridiculous.
They're giving away the whole movie, by the way.
This is the entire movie.
Oh, I landed on some bags of flour that are at an abandoned factory.
So at the very beginning of the movie, the last main credit after it says the names is stunt coordinate.
No, fighting coordinate, fighting choreographer.
Sorry, third time's a charm.
Fight choreographer, Tim Mann.
So at the very be like, why don't you put that in front of a WWE?
At the beginning of the movie, you had a huge reminder that said, remember, all these fights are fucking fake.
This is the first one.
Have you seen the first one?
Oh, no.
That was a sequel.
Gilbert disappeared just over three years ago, and he's been...
What did movie trailers do before that?
Real-life ghost.
Lead-off ghost.
Oh, my God.
Do not waste your time.
I can't speak to number one.
But number two, there were so many hotties in it.
I ate hot chicks.
God.
Ich.
I've hung out with hot chicks.
They're vapid.
They don't know how to do roundhouse kicks.
They don't know how to use a gun.
They want you to forget the fact that they're a model and they want you to focus on their other ridiculous hobby that's so stupid like painting.
And the painting is the back of a woman where you can't see her feet or her hands.
It's just her torso and her long hair because they don't know how to draw feet or hands.
So it's just an eight blob with some blobby hair and then like some abstract thing in the background.
That sucks.
Can I fuck you yet?
Actually, I'm a photographer.
She's got her super, some photographer guy bought her the most insane equipment and he does all her printing and stuff and she's got these pictures.
The pictures are always the same.
It's an old black man's hands on a fretboard on a blues guitar and then a super hot model with her makeup all smudged sitting on the toilet like they always have those.
I don't want to hear from them.
Here's another subject that I was thinking about on the car on the way into the city this morning.
I'm listening to a comedian called Al Jackson and I'm finding stand-up comedy is really sad these days.
Like he was like, I went to an all-black school and then I went to an all-white school and I'm glad it happened because it taught me a lot about the white man, the white dude.
And all the white people are nervously laughing.
I know we suck.
And he does a thing about how a white dude can be a different dude every year.
Like he's a nerd, he gets beat up and then it's time to go to high school and he works out.
Now he's frat boy dude.
Oh, sorry, that's college.
And then after a year in the frat, he doesn't like those guys.
Those are the same guys that beat him up.
So now he grows some dreads and he's Rasta dude.
That's three white guys in two years.
And then he, I forget what he does after that.
Maybe he's like an athlete or his dad wants him to run the business.
And now he's businessman dude and it's four white dudes in three years.
And you're listening going, this is about the intense black conformity in the black community.
Black people, like with white people, you can have a rockabilly, a cowboy, mods, punks, all these different subcultures in the same school.
But in the black community, if you try to waver from something, they go, what the fuck are you doing?
And then he talks about that later.
He goes, you know why you don't see us kayak or mountain climb?
We wanted to try it, but then we brought it up at the dinner table and got totally attacked by the family.
What the fuck you talking about, mountain climbing?
And everyone's like, ah.
And I'm listening to crying.
I have tears going down my face with sympathy, going, what kind of life is that?
This mass conformity in the black community.
And so he was making a joke of it.
And it was framed in a funny way, but I saw it as a pretty sad thing.
Yeah.
People can't stray from the past in the black community.
And then this chick comes on.
This is on Raw Dog Comedy on Sirius.
And I forget her name, so you'll never find it, but she's talking about threesomes.
And she says, before she starts to talk, she goes, so I just spoke up with my boyfriend and it was amicable, which is another way of saying he owes me money.
And then she talks about having threesomes and how awkward they are.
And wow, there's a lot of legs here.
It's kind of funny.
She does this whole sort of a play-by-play of like, ow, oh, a lot of legs here.
Okay, there's only three of us?
Seems like a lot of legs.
Okay.
Oh, oh, and then you're over here.
Okay, that's uncomfortable.
That's like a Charlie horse.
Get up off.
Ow.
Okay.
And all right, so you're just going to cheat on me right here.
All right.
Well, you know what?
Why don't you do that?
I mean, I could just be in the other room.
I'll send in my moans, maybe through my phone.
And everyone's like, yeah, threesomes are overrated.
But I'm watching it, listening to it, sorry, going, this poor girl, you know, she's been used as a fucking fuck doll.
And then he borrows a bunch of money from her, steals, and then dumps her.
And you hear this with Nikki Glazer, too.
Nikki Glazer is like, Yeah, a lot of these guys fuck my mouth.
And I guess sometimes you gag, but it's easier than having to learn how to do a good blowjob.
And you're just like, If you were my sister, I'd be bawling my eyes out right now.
So it's funny hearing comedians talk about their postmodern life because you realize how profoundly sad it is.
It's like clean humor used to be considered so corny.
Now I have to listen to it just to avoid getting depressed.
Anyway, that's even depressing to talk about.
Speaking of depressing, Maya Khalifa, this is a very similar subject.
She regrets doing porn.
Now, Maya Khalifa was a successful porn star.
I think she's Muslim or her family's Muslim.
And she, just blow that up, that TikTok, because I want to be able to read it.
That horribly disassociative attack from remembering hundreds of millions of people's only impression of you is solely, thank you for spelling solely wrong, I mean right, solely based on the lowest, most toxic, most uncharacteristic three months of your life when you were 21.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So the takeaway here, young people, is don't do porn.
You will be known as a porn star for the rest of your life.
But Gavin, you talk to Mercedes all the time.
She's a porn star.
Yeah.
And I tell her how bad porn is for you.
And Mercedes old and autistic, I think.
And she's already had her life.
This was a young woman.
She threw her life away.
Ladies, your chastity is like a little change purse.
It's finite.
If you start buying stuff with it, 10 shillings here, 20 shillings there, there's no money left in it.
It's gone.
You have to dole it out very carefully.
I'm not saying you have to save yourself till marriage, though I've never seen that not work out well for a woman.
But be very careful in how you dole out your sexuality.
So anyway, the takeaway from that, actually go back to that original tweet.
Mia Khalif was only in the porn industry for three months, where she was paid just $12,000 for less than a dozen videos that have 800 million combined views.
Yeah, like can't you see, this is what drives me nuts about all this stuff.
Can't you see?
Porn is bad.
Not don't blame her.
That's like saying if someone ODs on fentanyl, this guy's dead.
He did fentanyl two times.
One time sniffed it.
The other time he sniffed less than the first time he sniffed fentanyl.
And now he's dead?
Fuck you guys.
You're jerks.
He didn't do anything wrong.
No, this is evidence of how dangerous porn is for women.
Since then, she's been an outspoken advocate against sex abuse and trafficking.
Trafficking.
And ever since, yet men are still like, haha, I seen your titty.
Yes, that's how toxic pornography is.
You can even be a crusader against sex abuse and you're still known as a porn star.
And she did it on purpose.
Louis C.K. has a similar background and he didn't do anything wrong.
But go down some of those tweet comments.
Blow it up a bit.
Blow it up a bit.
Oh, blow it up a bit.
I agree that porn stars should be treated.
That's about $48,000 a year, working four times a month, blah, blah, blah.
So you made pretty good money.
I love that.
That's their take.
I just don't understand why she goes by her stage name if she truly regrets it.
That's another good point.
Anyway, support sex workers because they're fucking people too.
You tasteless toaster strudels.
Yeah, this whole thing about support sex work, you know what that's really about?
I'm a lazy bitch.
I'm a failure.
I'm letting down my dad every day.
I get out of bed.
I need money.
So what's the one thing all women can sell?
It's their sex.
So they sell it and then they feel natural stigma, good positive stigma.
You're supposed to feel that guilt.
Catholic guilt, Jewish guilt is good for you.
That's God saying you better improve.
And instead of accepting that, they ignore it and go, fuck you for making me feel bad.
Sex workers.
Sex workers.
OnlyFans.
You're only lazy bitches is OnlyFans.
I show pictures of my tits for money because I'm not worth anything else and I'm too lazy to do shit.
And I wasted all of this money on some dumb SJW class.
You're pathetic.
And dads, if your daughter's on OnlyFans, don't speak to me.
Fuck you.
I love seeing this trend.
Have you seen this trend where guys are outing OnlyFans people to their brothers and their brothers are freaking out?
Wow.
You fucking slut.
What are you doing?
Here on the fame farm, the cows milk themselves.
I didn't get that joke.
Oh, wait.
You're supposed to look at this.
What are you showing me?
This is the...
I'm trying to find the...
Oh, never mind.
What's the matter?
Are you not logged into Reddit?
Is there like a video for that?
Are you logged into Reddit?
Is that why it couldn't do more for you?
No, that's.
It's what?
Over 18.
So you're not logged in?
No, I am.
But you're not over 18?
I am.
I just thought that it would be some NSFW stuff.
Oh, well, then you look at it first before you show us.
Let's see.
You're censoring pictures you haven't seen?
If they want you to click that, it's going to be some stuff.
I just want to see like a brother saying, you fucking slut.
Anyway, you're too slow.
Next topic.
We're moving on.
Gotcha.
Give up.
You failed.
Tina Fey.
So we got Jimmy Kimmel has been canceled twice in a row.
So he had the Carl Malone thing, and then he was caught using the N-word in a 1996 rap song.
Now, normally this show would be saying, leave him alone, you dummies.
It's a joke.
Not anymore.
Sorry.
Jimmy Kimmel said, I want Tom Arnold.
You need to dig through Donald Trump's past and find, make the N-word tapes Of all the times he said the N-word.
He who is living in a glass N-house should not throw N-stones.
And you did.
So fuck you.
Fine.
Get canceled.
I think Jimmy Fallon has survived.
It's funny seeing who survives and who doesn't.
It's pretty random.
Like Joe Rogan seems to have survived his N-word montage.
It's touch and go for Kimmel.
Fallon seems to have survived.
Stern seems to have survived.
We'll see what happens with Tina Faye.
So Tina Fey has done a preemptive strike where she's pulled the four episodes.
Now, again, we all know that the character on 30 Rock browned her face to show black solidarity.
It's a parody of people who want to show solidarity with the African Americans, but that's not acceptable.
And I've even seen essays saying, yes, they get that, but that's still co-opting our movement by showing, by feigning concern.
You cannot win with spoiled brats who are incapable of logical thinking.
So go to this tweet.
Four episodes.
Four.
Excuse me.
Twice in one season alone.
It's been off the air for seven years, but now they want to do this?
Actually, I kind of agree with you on this, Keith, for different reasons.
It is ridiculous that it has been off the air for seven years and now they want to do this.
But your first part about four, four.
Like they're so obsessed with racism, you can't mock racism.
They're so scared of the swastika that you can't show the swastika with the line through it.
Still a swastika.
I want people to realize NBC and Tina Fe are only doing this because of negative pressure they may feel if they keep it.
That's true.
Blackface was bad in 2013.
No, not in that context.
When the show stopped airing, and it's bad now.
No, even in 1930, a tiny fraction of it was meant to mock blacks.
Plenty of it, more than half of it was meant to revere blacks.
NBC and Tina Fe didn't learn anything.
Look at that.
You didn't learn.
Who's Keith Nelson Jr.?
This reminds me of the Antifa threats where they tell proud boys they have to quit and then send evidence that they quit.
Or we will keep harassing you.
Get underfoot.
Heel, boy.
Heel.
Wait, I didn't see what he does.
Oh.
Writer by fate.
Journalist by passion.
Ew.
Got to be gay, right?
Sounds like it.
Twistery pod.
Twitsery.
Twitstory pod.
And it's about.
The world could have, should have.
What does it say?
The world could have.
The world could have, should have of history if Twitter existed in the 90s.
What?
Oh, wow.
In Twitter's bios, black queer lives matter, black trans lives matter, black lives matter.
It's over the top.
It's almost like insulting, isn't it?
To the blacks?
Yeah, just to humanity.
Yeah, that level of kowtowing is, we've reached, as I said earlier, make a wish foundation levels.
Like, you can do it, kid.
Hey, handicapped little child with terminal four cancer.
It's going to be okay.
Look, you're in my avatar.
Okay, I'm bored in the house.
What's this?
How my brother McQueen really feels about my OnlyFans.
He disappointed in me.
That's not what I was looking for, though.
That's not like a brother reaction.
It's like her probably crying.
I'll take it.
Yeah, because people think that because you or the girls have OnlyFans is because they don't have any money.
Yeah.
And that's not even the case at all.
Really?
There's a lot of girls that offer.
He has a Dragon Ball Z character tattoo on his arm and Jack Pumpkin.
Why do you grow up stupid if you don't?
They're just mad because they don't have the body or the looks to get on there and do it themselves.
Right.
I wholeheartedly agree.
For those who do not know.
Hey, brother, you failed.
Link will be down below in the description box.
You can go ahead and subscribe to it.
Send me money to show you my vagina.
Check out my content.
I will be your personal porn star.
And that's empowering.
This is how good the socialist left is at rewriting history.
That's empowering.
Right.
I don't like being demeaned by men and being sexualized, so allow me to sexualize myself.
You're looking at my tits anyway.
I might as well get paid.
My God.
You can make OnlyFans if you're a guy, too.
I didn't know that.
Maybe I should jump in there.
I should do in there and just show my schlong.
Yeah, guys.
30 bucks.
You can see my schlong.
Just like really.
You have it there laying on your hand.
What do you think?
Yeah, not even artfully.
There you go.
It's like shot from up here.
Yeah, zero sexiness.
It's sitting on your chest.
On a paper plate with ketchup on it.
Ketchup.
Hey, you want a hot dog?
No buns allowed.
All right, let's get to the banning for a second here.
I really felt that that needed some kind of stinger.
Like when you said the banning, I'd like, boom, boom.
Yeah.
Maybe I should make your job.
I'll put that in post.
So it's there already.
Okay, so now you're seeing two guys talk about something that happened like it didn't happen.
This must be confusing to them.
Maybe.
This is like when it said, fight choreographer Tim Mann.
Let's make that appear.
Okay.
Right?
Now.
Yeah, so we all know you can't DM censored.tv to anyone.
We all know Chadwick, as Chadwick pointed out, you can't have a picture of me on Instagram.
And this is because I said we're going to take back Chaz from these fucking savages on July 18th.
I said that on Parlor, but I was banned from YouTube for saying that, which is the China credit score all over again, right?
You've sinned over here, so you're punished over there.
You started Proud Boys, so you can't have a PayPal account.
Chadwick has violated their hate speech guidelines by showing This mug.
They get banned for not being enthusiastic.
Oh, this was fucking fantastic.
Okay, so I was banned for implying violence.
We're going to, my quote was: We're going to take back chaz from these fucking savages.
I didn't say we're going to beat them up.
I could have said we're going to take them back.
It could be done legislatively.
I don't know.
Erecting statues?
Putting up statues, having an election.
I don't fucking know.
But yes, I will concede that one could get a threat of violence out of that.
That is amongst the many interpretations, right?
Interpretation.
I knew it.
So I was condemned, banned, punished, and so was anyone else who knows me, for implying violence from the right.
If you're on the left, you get the same treatment for not being enthusiastic enough about violence.
I got this from Raheem Kassan.
They get banned for not being.
Okay, so on May 28th, just show the first paragraph there.
On May 28th, progressive election data analyst David Shore tweeted about a new paper by Princeton's professor, Omar Wassau, showing that peaceful civil rights protests moved public opinion toward protesters while violent protests had the opposite effect.
The tweet violated a taboo in some left-wing quarters against criticizing violent protests and led within days to his firing.
What happened after that was even more bizarre.
On June 11th, I wrote an article briefly describing Shore's tweet and firing.
Four days later, Progressive Files at Listerserve Far Left of Center Data Analysis kicked Shore off.
In a message to the group, the moderator described his tweet as racist.
Now go back to the word tweeted and click on that.
So do you understand what's happening here?
He said, hey guys, here's a fact that another professor noticed, that when we're not violent, we actually attract more voters.
But when we are violent, we tend to ostraciz our cause and lose voters.
This guy's got the brackets, couldn't be more progressive, super left-wing.
So he's just saying, hey, here's a pattern that we've noticed.
He's implying that these protests might actually be good for Trump, which is just a fact, right?
But that's racist because blacks are rioting.
And if that's not good for the DNC, you're racist.
Okay, well, I understand your fear, but here's the data.
Like, I've got the charts.
Check it out.
It's a Harvard professor.
Sorry.
Facts are racist.
It sounds like when you denounce violence, you're denouncing blacks.
Isn't that racist in its own sense?
That's him about to drink the Kool-Aid, and he's like, you know what?
This has got nothing to do with race.
This has nothing to do with fucking equality.
It has nothing to do with slavery.
And, you know, the other day we were saying this has to do with Marxism.
But I want to go deeper than that.
I think the entire leftist movement is just using Marxism as a stepping stone, as a portal to get to the real issue, which is daddy issues.
Black Lives Matter isn't just a gay group.
Black Lives Matter is a daddy issues group.
Allow me to explain.
Even if they're gay and race Black Lives Matter is gay.
But more importantly, it's a daddy issue organization.
All of this shit we're seeing now is fuck you, dad.
Allow me to explain.
Karl Marx is not just the father of communism.
He's the father of daddy issues.
He hated the Industrial Revolution because he saw rich men like his dad deciding where the resources for these factories were allocated.
He thought that should be decided by intellectuals like him because they're smart and they've never had a job.
He was a spoiled brat who had issues with his dad because his dad was a successful entrepreneur who had busted his ass over time and created a massive wealth.
He didn't want his son to work in the factory, so he let him just dance around in the library and become a useless academic who contributed nothing but anguish and pain to society.
So why do the two lesbians who started Black Lives Matter, why do they love him so much?
Because they hate their dads too.
Now, I'm going to be sort of jumping all over the place here, but before I get to them, let me just explain daddy issues.
I think we all know what they are, but it's a natural thing.
I have it.
We've been getting better over time, right?
45-degree angle.
And so inevitably, most of us are looking into a father who busted his ass, worked way harder than we did.
My dad's been in thousands of fights.
I've been in like 15.
And as a young man, I would look into his eyes and see disappointment.
I hadn't accomplished anything.
I wore a communism pin.
I told him he didn't know about the working man.
Fuck you, dad.
That's what these riots are.
That's what you're seeing on the street now.
They're pulling down the statues and people go, that was an abolitionist.
They don't give a shit about what the statue is.
They give a shit about patriarchy, masculinity, legacy, because they know they won't have one and they know their dad did and they're pissed off about it.
So what do you do when someone makes you feel like a loser, makes you feel disappointing?
You trivialize them.
Fuck you.
You tear down them.
You rip them down.
Now there's no one looking down at me.
Here's another solution, shithead.
Accomplish something.
As I got older, I worked at a gas station, was a bike messenger in Montreal, planted trees, served tables, washed dishes, created vice, created rooster, got in real estate, restaurants, app development, and started the Proud Boys, which my dad loves, promoting Trump, fighting against all this censorship.
Now, when I look in, and this has been true for a long time, past 15, 20 years, I look into my dad's eyes and I see pride.
That's how you overcome daddy issues.
You accomplish something.
Tearing down a statue, saying fuck you, doesn't work.
And that's what Black Lives Matter is all about.
So the layers of the cake sort of go, it's about equality.
That's a lie.
Marxism is big on lies, right?
So you peel that back and you go, hey, they're Marxists.
I just found out they're Marxists.
You peel that back, and you see two bitchy lesbians who were abandoned by their fathers and hate men, hate fathers, hate the patriarchy, smash the patriarchy, they always say.
So I know some of you might be saying, wait a minute, what about Opal Tometi?
She has illegal Nigerian parents.
They stuck by her.
Are you sure you got the right Opal?
Yeah, that's Opal.
She's not part of it.
She just ran their social media for a while and she couldn't get along with those grumpy dykes.
So she left.
And in a New York interview with Tometi on June 3rd, they treated her as a top BLM spokesman while noting that she has moved on to create and manage other organizations.
Yeah.
So forget Opal Tometi.
She's fake.
The two main ones are Patrice Colors and Alicia Garzer.
Now let me tell you about Patrice Colors.
She is mad because when she was 16, she came out to her family and she's from the slums.
She's from an area in Los Angeles called Pacoima, which is very hood.
And we know how black men feel about gays and we know how they feel about lesbians and we know how they feel about lesbian daughters.
That's the bottom of the three.
And so at 16, they booted her out.
And she's been pissed off at her dad ever since.
And she also became attracted to the father hating of Marxism.
Here she is conceding that she's a trained Marxist and so is Alicia Garza.
I think that the criticism is helpful.
I also think that it might be a matter of that.
We actually do have an ideological frame myself.
Just punch Alicia.
So here she is letting the cat slip out of the bag.
Black Lives Matter has been hiding this because people are catching on, but they said that they are for radical social intervention.
They also said, I don't know if I included this.
Yeah, they've removed this from their site, but you can find it on Wayback.
We are committed to disrupting the Western prescribed nuclear family structure requirement by supporting each other as extended families and villages.
What happens when your dad kicks you out?
You say, no, this is my family.
And what happens when you feel insecure about that and wonder if it's as good as having a dad?
You enforce it.
And you say, no, let's destroy the family.
Destroy the father so no one can kick me out of my house for being a black lesbian teen.
This is all totally selfish.
That collectively care for one another, especially our children, to the degree that mothers, parents, and children are comfortable.
So yeah, go back to Patrice Cullers conceding.
Oh, you found that through way back?
Yeah, it's gone now.
I think is that we actually do have an ideological frame.
Myself and Alicia in particular are trained organizers.
We trained Marx.
Oh, hey, Dad, I'm a trained organizer.
Your dad would just go, what?
Hey, Dad, I'm here.
I'm dealing with intersectionality and I'm just trying to have a conversation.
Your dad goes, what?
Go do something.
We go back.
We missed it.
I blabbed over it.
Myself and Alicia in particular are trained organizers.
We are trained Marxists.
We are super...
Just pause.
Like, we're living in a world where Marxism, communism, socialism has killed well over...
Mao killed 80 million.
So we're closer to 200 million people.
I actually don't know the number.
Every time I see it, it's gone up another 100 million.
And imagine talking like that.
And it's something you brag about.
I mean, you look at the KKK.
They've killed, I don't know, 150 people.
Imagine saying, I'm trained in the Klan.
I'm trained in lynching.
Like, you can't, people are getting fired from NASCAR because their dad said the N-word in the 80s.
Yet, the left can go on and brag about being a trained Marxist.
Okay.
So that brings us to Alicia Garza.
She was not kicked out of the house by her black dad when she came out as a lesbian because her black dad was never around.
He abandoned her at a very young age, as happens in about 75% of modern black couples.
The solution to this horrific problem that makes these, gives these women such a resting bitch face, is to unite the family, to get black fathers back together.
So they're about destroying the family when the only hope for black America is to get fathers back in, to unite the family, which I believe would be achieved through abandoning these stupid welfare practices where you incentivize moms to dump their baby daddy and go solo.
You get free money.
If you do it, next thing you know, these fatherless kids like Tamir Rice are walking around with something that looks exactly like a gun and pointing it at cops because they never had a dad to say, don't fuck around with that.
That's really dangerous.
So I like how everyone on the right thinks that they've discovered this massive secret that Black Lives Matter is actually a Marxist organization.
It's both deeper than that and more retarded than that.
They chose Marx because he's anti-dad.
And anti-dad is the movement of the day because we have a bunch of people who are totally disappointing their dad.
We are presently not just in a civil war.
We are in the Daddy Issues Revolution.
Yes, I can be there.
All right.
So yeah, as you see, we're living in the era of daddy issues.
Speaking of daddy issues, one of our favorite dads, Carpe Dunkedum, was just banned from Twitter.
He was banned from Twitter for this copyright violation.
He did a racist baby tweet.
This is it here.
So you gotta cut me out of this, I guess.
Wait, go back.
Ah, fuck.
What are you clicking around?
I hear nothing but click, click, click, click, click.
Holy shit, Ryan.
I can't read it.
You got it fucking cropped, penis head.
You got it.
All right, so have you shown the video correctly yet?
Would you go back to the beginning?
Terrified toddler runs from racist baby.
So this is what got him banned from Twitter.
And all he did was he took the clip where the two babies were happy and running at each other.
And then, you know, after they're done partying, they go running away.
And he took the end and made it the beginning.
But everyone has been showing this.
I mean, you got to get to a point where you can't enforce copyright.
Wait, what's going on?
Why isn't it playing?
This was everywhere.
Look, we're friends.
This is so unusual for a black kid and a white kid to be friends.
You have a hoshi?
No, it's not a hoshi.
It's hot tamales.
You want one?
Actually, let's go over here and we'll sit down and eat it.
Okay, I'm in.
So then he just took that part.
So they're really cracking down on censorship.
Something's not up.
I mean, something is up.
Something is up.
So let's get Carpe on the line and discuss this with his ass.
I will eat your ass.
Fight the fascists.
Gotta make a plan.
Fight the fascists.
It's the only way.
Fight the fascists.
Even if...
Carpe, are you there, sir?
I am here.
What's going on?
To get this straight, you were kicked off of Twitter because you have a racist baby?
I don't currently have a racist baby, but I made a video of this.
Wait, you're planning to get a racist baby or to make one?
I was organizing a GoFundMe to get me a racist baby.
I think that's what was happening.
Well, you could just make one.
I've made quite a few.
They take nine months.
And then in one month to just brainwash them with pictures of Jimmy Fallon and Jimmy Kimmel in Blackface.
Well, yeah, and Howard Stern, too.
Howard Stern's the best.
Stern's was rough.
Yeah, I was rough.
I was a little.
Every one I watch, I go, oh, relax.
It's a parody of this or that.
And then you see the Stern one where he's like, yo, I'm Pete African Man.
Yeah, the Howard Stern one is the difference between Stranger Things and The Exorcist.
Now, we're showing the video that got you banned.
You just took the famous toddlers running.
And I found that so solipsistic, the way everyone freaked out about a black kid and a white kid running together like that was the craziest thing that yeah, like it's never happened before.
Like a black kid and a white kid have never been friends before.
This is the first time.
Go to any area in America where it's like densely black and then it's white here.
And then when you're on the edge, there's going to be some black kids going to a white school, some white kids going to a black school.
In that area, you're going to have tons of this.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's not weird for two kids to like each other and not care about what color they are.
Maybe in 1902.
Right.
Yeah.
It's certainly taking things backwards.
We talked about this on my show.
We talked about how, you know, the separation of everything, the different graduations and all that stuff.
And then the next thing they're going to want to do is get separate water fountains.
Yeah, I think you're right.
But they want a better water fountain.
Better.
They want the whites to have the dirty one as revenge.
A lot of equality is just revenge.
So you're banned from Twitter.
Are you on everything else?
Yeah, I'm on everything else.
You know, Parlor, CloudHub, Gab.
I'm still on YouTube and I'm still on Twitch and all that stuff.
They haven't, Facebook even, like Facebook hasn't banned me yet.
I'm sure that'll be next.
How many followers do you have?
How many followers did you have on Twitter?
273,000.
So this is book burning.
They just burned your library.
I assume you have backup, but what if you didn't?
That would be, this is what savages do.
They burn your libraries.
Well, and you know, luckily I'm pretty organized.
So I've got all of my stuff backed up from the last four years of doing this.
And so I can put it up basically wherever I go.
So I've got BitChute and I've got I just opened a band.video account thing.
So I'm going to put a bunch of stuff up on there.
But YouTube is probably one of the next ones to go.
I'm surprised they didn't do anything about this the baby video.
Well, your best friend is Donald Trump.
Can't he fix this?
Well, I'd sort of like him to, but I don't know.
I mean, you know, some of a lot of this falls on Congress, who just continues to not do their job.
You know, Trump is like the backstop.
And, I mean, it's going between the catcher's legs every single time.
It's just every single time, you know, Congress says, oh, you know, we should maybe do something about this censorship thing.
And then they call people in and they're like, how does Twitter work?
And then Jack Dorsey's like, well, you know, you do this thing.
And then, and then they're like, now, what's a post?
I hear a lot about a post on Facebook.
Mr. Zuckerberg, what's a post?
Could you locate me if I went from my dining room to my kitchen?
Would you mind?
What I'd really like to do is if you could just download the stuff from my brain and then I wouldn't have to type it because that little typey thing is so small.
Have you seen that?
My big fat fingers can't fit onto it.
It's fucking pathetic.
So are you going to fight them legally?
Are you not sure?
You know, so this is the deal, and this is sort of how I've thought about it is, you know, they're going to set their feet.
As soon as I call a lawyer, because this is my experience in retail, you know, if you were having, You know, if Karen was having a problem with the manager, the first thing to end the conversation would be Karen saying, I'm going to call my lawyer.
Because then you just say, Okay, deal with the legal department, then we're now beyond the scope of what I can do.
So if I was to go headlong at Twitter and say, I'm going to sue you for this, they'll just say, okay, well, then you can deal with our legal department and you can be banned for two years while we litigate this, and then you'll lose in the end.
$150,000, two years of your life, gone.
Exactly.
You might as well start a diner.
It's that much work.
Yeah.
A diner would be a lot less work, I'm sure.
So I think we're just going to contest.
We're going to contest, try and go back because part of the problem was I was not reporting or like doing counterclaims on a lot of these because I was just saying, you know, I don't want to send my private information to some dude in Sweden who was mad about me using his song.
And so I was just letting him go.
And I was saying, well, you know, I'm playing fair.
If they claim it, they claim it.
They can take it down.
That's fine.
I don't care.
I'm not going to post it again.
And I thought that was fine.
But apparently that's, I should have been contesting all of these yodelers from wherever they are that want their songs taken down.
See, I didn't know that.
I got a million copyright complaints on YouTube, and they kept saying, it's not a big deal.
It won't affect your status.
So I went, all right, whatever.
Well, you know, so YouTube's sort of different because they act as an intermediary for you.
You say, they say, this is my content.
I don't want it shown.
And then you say, okay, well, it's not your content.
I've changed it or I've used something else or whatever.
And they will act as that intermediary.
And then only if you guys can't come to a compromise or whatever, will they say, okay, now you need to send all your information because they're going to have to sue you.
And Twitter doesn't do that.
They just say, hey, send your driver's license over to this guy.
And then he'll take a look at it.
And maybe he'll say yes.
Maybe he'll say no.
But then we're done here.
We're done.
Our part's fulfilled.
Yep.
Well, I think Jack from Twitter sort of peaced out a long time ago.
And now it's just sort of social justice warrior bureaucrats.
It's the VPs of the company.
They're the ones calling all the shots now.
Jack is doing some sort of tantric yoga in Arizona 99.9% of the time.
Well, it's good to see you're still putting out stuff.
You got fired, but you're getting in trouble.
You're being brave and you haven't stopped fighting.
Well, I haven't started crying yet either.
So we'll see.
We'll see if that fits ourselves up.
You've got to look up and kind of blink.
Well, my plan is that if I ever need to cry, I'll just go on Periscope.
And as soon as I hit Periscope, then I'll be like, yeah, crying's not such a good idea.
We'll cry in the solitude of my house.
That's how it works.
All right, man.
Thanks for coming on the show.
Yeah, thanks for having me.
See you around.
Thank you.
Oink, oink, you monsters.
This is from demonstrations in Brooklyn where they said they were going to get more cops on the MTA.
That's considered racist because it would lead to more arrests, and those arrests would be disproportionately black.
So it's racist to have more cops on the MTA.
This young white girl was so outraged, she made a cardboard sign with liquid paper that said oink, oink you monsters and held it close to her face as she bawled her eyes out.
Oh, sorry, oink, oink, you monster.
Singular.
I've been saying monsters.
So that's awesome.
I was thinking about that today.
The way the leftist logic works is anything that affects blacks detrimentally is racist.
So if you said we're going to check, we're going to have a roadblock because we're dealing with too many expired licenses and we're going to check everyone's license, you would probably disproportionately get black people.
So that's a racist roadblock.
Understand?
Is psychocelanemia racist?
Yes.
Okay.
All right.
I know we're all getting chaz exhaustion, but there's been a few developments that are pretty interesting.
I won't bore you with how out of control it is.
So we had two shootings on the weekend.
One person died.
But in both cases, when they got to the hospital, they refused to give any details because they're anarchists.
So the takeaway from that is it was Proud Boys.
Now, don't you think if it was Proud Boys, they'd be going, it was fucking Proud Boys?
It wasn't.
It was probably Raz and his crew.
There's a massive civil war going on within this autonomous zone fighting for power.
And it killed a man.
So there was two deaths, and the mayor was like, this is not really turning into the summer of love I hoped it for.
Then Enrique Tario, the chairman of the Proud Boys, on Monday said, we're pulling permits.
We need permits to demonstrate there on July 18th, which is my birthday.
Gavin's 50th.
And then she said, you know what?
Fuck it.
We're pulling the plug.
That's all you had to do was say, we're going to show up there.
So we canceled it.
The shootings and these Proud Boy permits canceled the show.
So let's say we're 50% responsible for ending Chaz.
But what's that first tweet?
We're still getting blamed for everything that goes wrong there.
Seattle Councilwoman Krishna Kashana Stewart, Savant.
What the fuck?
Kashana Savant.
What kind of mother names her daughter K-S-H?
No vowels.
Is preemptively suggesting the murder of a 19-year-old in CHOP was right-wing violence.
She's blaming Trump, media, mayor, chief.
And not one word of condemnation directed at the person who pulled the trigger.
If that's not fomenting hate, what is?
It is.
No, go back.
It is no accident that right-wing hate and violence has grown dramatically with Trump in the White House.
If this killing turns out to be a right-wing attack, President Trump bears direct...
It...
Hey, boys, we're here to do some cleanup.
Also, responsible are the conservative and corporate media outlets, both locally and nationally, which have themselves whipped up right-wing hate.
What?
You did it to yourself.
Take some responsibility for your fuck-ups.
That's one of the least appealing things about leftists these days is their lack of culpability.
Fucking own your mistakes.
I talk to ex-cons all the time.
I'm like, yep, I fucked up pretty bad.
I talked to ex-cons.
I talked to a guy who did six years for dealing Coke, and it was like 21 to 27.
And I go, fuck, you lost your whole youth.
And he goes, well, you know, I probably would have gotten into something worse, and I'd be dead now.
It's kind of the best thing that ever happened to me.
All right.
That's some extreme ownership, my friend.
No resentment.
Even Mercedes, the letters she sends me, they're piling up.
They're piling up here.
And she's like, the cops have a hard job, you know?
It's pretty exhausting.
Probably they're killing.
Oh, yeah.
So what's the next one?
Or Trump was the other person to blame.
The person shot down in Autonomous Zone days after Seattle said Chaz is peaceful.
Oh, he said.
He had said Chaz is peaceful.
And now he's dead.
How peaceful is it?
Yeah.
Cops are too late.
Yeah, the cops should have got there sooner in that autonomous zone.
Okay, here's some fun ones.
So they say that Proud Boys are in Chaz with Ovan kidnapping trannies, just stealing them off the street.
Now, I think Tiny Toetse did show up there in the day just to check it out.
So now anything that goes wrong is his fault.
What's this say?
This is a writer, by the way, Caitlin Burns.
She writes her vice.
A trans woman was kidnapped from chop last night.
From my sources, I'm sure they're reliable.
Multiple eyewitnesses have confirmed that it was the same Proud Boy Van and PBs, namely Tiny, currently wanted for probation violation, who jumped a guy last week.
Please stay vigilant.
So we're stealing trannies.
Go to the black thing.
Blow that up.
She was kidnapped near the basketball courts.
The kidnappers were three people, assumed male, in a white van.
One female bystander tried to intervene and fight off the attack, but it was unsuccessful.
The kidnappers are suspected to be involved in previous attacks at CHOP.
They're affiliated with a white supremacist group.
They're stealing.
No one wants you.
You think you're so valuable.
Homophobia.
You're so scared of me.
I'm homo boredia.
Trans.
You want trans dead.
I don't want trans anything.
I don't think about you.
You don't exist.
I don't want to steal you.
You think anyone wants to go to jail for stealing a fucking tranny?
They're of no value.
Look at this misinformation after that.
Don't know the next link.
Tiny's pants are too wide at the bottom.
Oh yeah.
I'd like to add that this is the same tranny thing, other people spreading it.
I'd like to add that I take the spreading of this kind of information very seriously and do not do it lightly.
I trust my sources.
But if anyone has more slash contradictory info, my DMs are open.
Looks to me like the Chop Chaz was thriving.
Yeah, it was thriving.
And the racists couldn't let that happen.
So they had to be the violence they claimed was there all along and push the city enacting.
This is what I was talking about with Glenn Beck today on his radio show.
They accuse us of everything they're doing.
Obama said Trump was election meddling while he meddled with Trump by spying on him.
Antifa says we're violent.
They commit violent acts and say no, it was them.
They snuck in and they were in disguise.
They snuck in in the dead of night.
This was one of my favorite ones from last summer.
Check this out for misinformation.
Attention.
If you are in the Portland Oregon area, the Prowboys are having a violent rally where they have said publicly, please include the link, they will shoot anyone who looks gay or Mexican.
Please be safe and avoid downtown Portland.
Stay in your homes.
So then I check out that thread.
This is ancient news, but I just heard about it yesterday.
And it's all people saying, I'm Hispanic.
Luckily, I pass as white, so I probably won't get shot.
Yeah, look at this girl, Charlie.
I'm Mexican.
Thankfully, I tend to pass as white, but the same cannot be said about my parents, who both work close to downtown.
Well, your parents are dead, bitch.
Pew, pew.
Okay, this is the last thing I'm going to say about it.
Just so you know, that you've all seen this, but let's just go to Andy No discussing his time there.
This was not a peaceful zone infiltrated by white supremacists to make them look bad.
Meantime, another shooting.
Does Andy No talk like he's on a no-sleep marathon?
We managed to get Andy No after 47 hours awake.
Let's talk to him now.
Oh, they crushed the aspect ratio in your post logo.
That's Mr. Design Sin inside Seattle's cop-free chazz.
Andy No is the post-millennial editor-at-large.
He joins us now.
Andy, good morning.
Good morning.
Let's get right to it.
What did you see in those five terrifying days as you describe it?
I saw an experiment in anarchy and chaos.
And in the absence of any authority, those who naturally rose to the top were those who were able to do it through brute force.
So as been reported in the past two weeks, there were marauding militias, essentially, and gangs of people who were armed with semi-automatic rifles going around.
That's clearly what the shootings are.
It's competing warlords from the RAZ to.
I think Raz is gone or he's lost his top spot.
So just like packs of wolves, they're all fighting to become the leaders of this new country.
Patrolling in a way that's Revolution and monitoring those who came in and out through the sophisticated communication systems which involved walkie-talkies.
And I think what was most disturbing to me, and which hasn't been discussed much, is some of the literature that they gave out, which included instructions on how to encrypt your communications so that security approaches can't monitor you, and instructions on how to make bombs and how to kill law enforcement using homemade weapons.
Have you been able to verify that to be clear that this was their actual literature?
You saw it firsthand, and they're saying kill law enforcement officers?
Not only, I mean, it's written everywhere in the graffiti, and they have tables handing out all this literature.
This is just some of it that I was physically handed when I was undercover.
Now, we reported on the shootings over the weekend.
You reported this wealth behind him.
That's all I can think about right now.
My pillow.
Yeah, lay down.
Don't have lay down on my pillow.
Yes, that's right.
There actually was an arrest of a man who is accused of luring a deaf woman into a tent There are many tents there, by the way.
That was probably who knows what happens inside.
And he's been arrested and charged with that sexual assault, attempted rape.
I think people mistake me for him if I'm anywhere.
Well, you don't look the same to me.
You look.
But to them, they'd be like, that's fucking Andy No.
You look like some sort of jungle aboriginal savage.
That's pretty cool.
Cannibal.
Cannibal.
From like Apocalypto.
Like, you should have a bone through your neck.
No.
And those yellow, pink, and orange feather hats that they have.
You look like those guys.
I'll prove it.
You look like those guys.
I don't.
That's what Ecuadorians look like.
Yeah.
No way.
That's Ryan McGinnis.
Yeah.
Ryan Catsara.
Those guys are.
They look way different.
You're right.
They're much more handsome.
Excuse me.
Excuse me?
All right, let's get to the mailbag.
Uh-huh.
And that's, of course, the segment of the show.
That you saw coming because you saw the notes are done.
Yes.
No, no, I know that.
I just wanted to tell you.
It should be crystal clear.
In case anybody's watching for the first time, this is the mailbag episode.
A portion.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Smooth.
This is fucking ridiculous.
This is from Peter Pan.
You should try to get Christian Exu, aka anti-fash Gordon, to call in for a debate.
Isn't that the guy who like doxes and wants to kill us?
That's the guy who ruins people's lives and pretends everyone's a Nazi.
It's a debate.
I believe this is his email.
Thanks, Peter.
Stop being so hard on Ryan.
Bring Pac Dixon on.
Get fired.
Fuck off.
Jesus Christ.
Try to think before you send in these letters.
Would that be considered submission box?
What's going on?
yes The grizzly.
He says, what's going on, you Scott bastard, a mayor of the fag zone?
I'm a guest.
I'm not even a guest.
I have visited the fag zone a couple times.
You asked on your show yesterday if you can get a firearm to a friend, if you can give one.
In short, there are currently no federal laws prohibiting you from gifting a firearm to a friend, assuming he's not a felon.
However, states like California can pass laws requiring all firearm transfers, including gifts, to go through an FFL.
You see the thing, you cannot buy a gun on someone's behalf, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Gotcha.
This is from Tom.
Just anything?
Stop taking CBD.
It's making you forget shit.
Ryan is dumb enough for the both of you.
Okay, that's not true.
Just do anything.
That's not true, by the way.
Hey guys, all the morons are still calling the knot in Bubba's garage a noose.
No, they're not.
It would be very inconvenient as a garage door pull since your hand would be squeezed every time you pulled the fucking door.
A bowline, however, is the perfect knot to use as a handle as it creates a loop designed not to slip.
Oh, I see.
Yeah, a noose is designed to choke the person.
Slip knot, yeah.
Yeah.
But a bowline remains stationary.
So it's not even a noose.
Also, a bowline is one of the most taught knots in the military.
Search and rescue, boy scouts, blah, blah, blah.
I don't know evidence, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, we got it.
Wait, taught as in like tight or taught as in educated?
I think he means it's taught to people.
This is a big long one.
Some dude wrote an Atlantic article on showering and how too much is bad for your skin.
He touched in the corona, probably increases the currency.
You just got to take a shot at Americans.
In like the fifth paragraph, it goes to say, washing your hands for 20 seconds many times a day is the single most valuable thing one can do.
Okay, who's getting this information?
Is this dude visiting America and spying into both genders' bathrooms?
Because he's saying Americans are notoriously resistant to washing hands.
Like I said, the article is boring, but I'm not making it up.
Here's a link.
Look into this dude.
He's a lecturer at Yale with a book on skin health.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And he also says, curfews and arrests will inflame the pandemic.
There has been a slight spike.
Not even a spike, a slight increase.
And others were saying, see, Gavin, there has been an increase.
No, those are nowhere near rallies.
They were all in the deep south during a heat wave.
It's from air conditioning.
People are putting on their AC and they're staying at home more because they don't want to go outside because it's too hot.
In other words, staying at home is bad for you.
The virus loves it.
Oh, this is from a guy named Scat.
Ryan and Gavin, my dears.
Via the lovely Lucy Brown.
The whole video is good.
214 is just for you.
Yes, the world is ending.
I don't trust that link.
Does it do weird shit for you?
It's a YouTube link.
You are leaving the mail.com service.
Yeah, that's a no.
Video unavailable.
Yeah, that's a no.
Did you click it?
Yep.
Oh, no, don't do that.
You clicked it.
That was some weird thing.
Well, Lucy Brown is the anti-Antifa chick, right?
Yeah.
So this is maybe Antifa hacking me.
Oops.
Oops, but I didn't click it.
Ew, yeah, Ryan and Gavin, my dears.
That's not good.
No, I...
No!
Okay.
Here's another one.
AO, Fag Oats, Ryan's Dad.
That's what I meant by again.
And did you click it again?
Love you, Lucifer.
Oh, this is bad.
What is PSE?
Life for Radicals was dedicated to Lucifer.
What does PSE stand for?
I don't know.
Maybe look up PSE Antifa.
I don't see any PSE.
That's weird.
All right.
This is TJ.
Can't be too careful.
Here's one from the wire that Gavin can use with taxi drivers.
New video cuts.
Here's one.
Here's two from one clip for Ryan.
59 and 110.
So the first one is 51.
English.
It's my English.
It's my English.
Kenta Kenta.
Yabba Dabba Dabba Doo.
Huh?
You want to call me?
Ha!
Missy Gishy Gushy Gushy Missy Meshy Mushy Motherfucker!
Huh?
Eh?
That's it.
What's up?
Negro, you cannot travel halfway around the world and not speak any motherfucking English.
English, motherfucker.
Okay, thank you for that.
Okay, and then 590.
This is bringing me into this time fucking.
You know what?
I'm kind of annoyed by people who are really into the wire.
Haven't seen the wire?
Dude, this one's Atlanta.
That show Atlanta.
Oh, I like the show Atlanta.
Really?
Yeah, it's really good.
What?
Nah, man.
It's my ex.
Your ex-girlfriend, a man.
Why do you think she's in jail with the men?
She'd be on the other side.
Nigga, you gay.
Nah, man, she.
I think that was it.
Nigga, you gay.
Okay, thanks a lot, buddy.
And one time.
Put that in the suggestion box, actually.
All right.
That's pissing me off.
You have been suggested.
Get up, get up, get up, drop the bombshell, get up, get up.
The wire.
You know, there's a Ice.
It was Estonia or Iceland.
I can't remember.
They got a new president, and one of his rules for his new staff, they had to watch the entire box set of the wire.
What the fuck?
There's no black people in either of those countries.
Cody.
Hey, Gavin and Professor Lyme disease.
I saw this article from New York Times today.
It contends that there was political bias in the Roger Stone trial in his favor.
Yeah, I saw this too.
From the Trump administration.
Well, we're seeing this with Flynn.
Lying to the FBI was a trend on Twitter, and it's all about how we've just descended into anarchy.
To be clear, Chaz statues burning shit down, that's not a sign of descending into anarchy.
But the fact that Flynn isn't in prison for getting a detail wrong during an interrogation that went on for 12 hours is proof that this is anarchy.
The fact that Roger Stone is only getting a death sentence for making a mistake about an email, essentially a typo, is another reason that this is anarchy.
I thought Amy Siskind was all pissed off about it.
The biggest hunt in the world.
What about all the corruption at every step coming from the left?
Where was the article about that?
They want Trump to be corrupt so badly.
Here it is.
This country is fucked.
But to make you feel better, check out Pretty Patel, Secretary of the UK Home Office.
She's pretty hot.
So look up the New York Times.
Did you pull that up?
Yes.
it is right here Yeah, the prosecutor's supervisor said that the case was being treated differently because of the defendant's relationship with the president.
So to be clear here, the prosecution says that the defense was stacked.
The prosecution thought that Roger Stone should be prosecuted.
You don't say, why don't we talk to an ex-wife about an ex-husband and see if he was a good guy?
And I'm looking at Preeti Patel.
She's pretty reasonable.
She looks to be a bit of a chunky monkey.
Yeah, that's a wide shoulder.
A little wide for my tastes.
She seems she could do with a few less jabutis for lunch.
I'd pick her for my softball team, but shit.
Yeah, maybe take it easy on the naan bread there.
But she is a Piati Larki.
I'll tell you that much, my friend.
Okay, this is the last one.
Troy.
G'day, G-Dog and Fagsonite.
Recently, I've been hanging out with a Russian chick who doesn't know too much about American culture.
She has to watch Fight Club, and I agreed.
I warned her that this movie has paved the way for Edgelord culture, along with The Matrix V-Blah, blah, blah, that we turned it on.
I realized very, very early into the movie how it was much more damaging than I ever expected.
Tyler Durden has these famous shit quotes that Edgelords adopted as gospel, but everyone was ingrained with.
If you don't have a strong direction in life, that movie will appeal to you with its aesthetic and cleverness one-liners.
Clever one-liners, sir.
But while its appeal makes you feel cool for a couple hours, it quickly drags You into self-destruction.
The true theme of the movie, buried under hatred of capitalism and parental figures.
And then he has the quote: We're the middle children of history, man.
No purpose or place.
We have no great war, no great depression.
Because you weren't drafted as an 18-year-old or reduced to dirt economically, you're victimized because you have the fucking privilege of choosing your own fate.
You're oppressed?
The people this movie appeals to are so weak, they prefer somebody else telling them to self-destruct than inspiring themselves to grow and do something good for society.
Anyway, you can see where I'm going with this in terms of the writers.
They have no foundation of morality, justice, or freedom.
Giving them blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's a cool take.
Now you have to scroll way down, Ryan, because I found a letter I liked a while ago from this guy named David.
It's flagged, isn't it?
Yes, it's got a blue flag.
Blue flag.
Well, I can just search all the blue flags.
Not a problem.
Fucking work.
Look at this email and then the shit deck that is getting all this praise.
Got it.
So I don't know how much we're allowed to show here.
Oh, oops.
I'm going to have to mark that.
No, I think that's okay.
You don't have his name.
You have who it's from.
Anyway, team, I know this is an extremely sensitive topic.
So this is from his boss at some dumb tech place.
I know this is an extremely sensitive topic, and some of you may be ready to listen to engage while others may be sick of hearing about it.
However, as your leader and a black woman and immigrant, I would be remiss if I didn't take the time to have a candid conversation with you.
Reed Cummard will be joining me.
And if you attend or viewed Max's Town Hall last week, blah, blah, blah.
This will be an open discussion.
Ryan shared the attach with his direct reports as a must-read.
And I have to say, it's one of the best decks I've seen on a really difficult topic.
If you're unable to attend, so let's look at the deck.
This is why I flagged this.
It's someone, it's an affirmative action hire.
Go to the very bottom.
So I am Janae Butler.
Of course, she has a whole page to herself about the author of this deck.
A program manager for Google in Austin, Texas.
So she's just a random affirmative action hire who does a bunch of bullshit research, and then they pay a graphic designer to make it look funky.
And she gives herself a little page.
So this is called Standing United, the Fight Against Inequality.
I don't know what company this is.
It's probably a bank or something.
It has nothing to do with anything.
The objective is, simply put, it's an easy conversation to have for aspiring allies or black people.
For black people, there's a lot of anxiety because it's hard to figure out where to start without overwhelming yourself or the people you want to educate.
And remember, we've learned that the word educate just means like repeating tropes and submitting.
Yeah.
So the reasoning behind the protests, but here was my favorite page.
This is page five.
All right.
So this is called other important faces to know.
Oh, sorry.
Other and poor tent faces to know.
Tamir Rice.
Tamir Rice was threatening people with a handgun, a hand palette gun that looked exactly like a fucking 45.
Exactly the same, right?
And he was terrorizing people.
Give me your money.
We're trying to rob people.
They called the police.
They said, a little kid has a gun and he's threatening to kill people.
The cops show up.
They go, put the gun down.
He goes, they go, fucking, kill him.
Terrible parenting.
He had no parents.
His dad left early.
His mom would disappear for days at a time.
So he was raised by his grandmother.
His grandmother probably didn't tell him that you shouldn't point gun replicas at cops because she probably didn't know what a gun replica was because she's a geriatric.
But this is Janae's version of events.
12-year-old shot in Cleveland, Ohio by Timothy Lohman.
Tamir was throwing snowballs and playing with a toy pellet gun.
He was shot within two seconds of Lohman exiting his vehicle.
Hey, you.
I switched gears real quick on that, too.
Sandra Bland, 28-year-old that died via hanging in police custody.
Oh, so she hanged herself.
Yeah, she was a manic depressor.
She tried to kill herself several times.
She was belligerent with the cop and somehow managed to turn a routine traffic stop into being jailed.
That's how belligerent she was.
That's how mentally ill she was.
She was probably medicated, big pharma.
We don't take mental illness seriously anymore for some reason.
We normalize it.
Oh, you just have multiple personalities.
That's cool.
Here, take some meds.
So she's a victim of this shitty system, the normalizing of mental illness, big pharma, our lack of mental institutions.
We threw all those away.
The only good thing you should be spending tax money on is mental institutions, but no.
So she hanged herself.
Oh, well, that sucks.
The system killed her in many ways.
No.
White people invented nooses, though.
Sandra was arrested after routine traffic.
Though her death was ruled suicide by a racist system, there is evidence of foul play based on the events leading up to her death.
No, there's not.
This is just a lie.
They're sending out these fucking stupid lie PDFs.
And everyone has to sit there as part of their diversity training and learn lies.
Hi, guys.
We're taking off the rest of the afternoon to learn a bunch of lies.
Eric Garner.
What killed Eric Garner?
De Blasio's a cunt, and he hates smokers, and he loves his little nanny state.
So he cracks down on smoking.
No cigarettes.
We have to have, the taxes you pay in New York City for cigarettes are insane.
I haven't bought a pack of cigarettes in my life, but isn't it like $7 for the pack and $7 tax?
That might be the split.
I know it's about like, you know, $14.
I think 50% of what you pay is tax.
Because we've got to stop smoking.
He's a socialist.
It's unhealthy.
Stop the people from doing the unhealthy things.
We'll make them be healthy.
Well, sir, some people are getting around it.
They're selling Lucy's on the street.
All right, that's it.
I want a task force on the street shutting down any Lucy's.
So they keep harassing these guys like Eric Garner.
And they're like, fuck, there's Eric again selling Lucy's.
We already fucking dealt with this.
I didn't sign up to be a Lucy's cop.
But Lucy helds out the football and the cops have to go run and kick it.
And so he, Eric Garner's had enough of de Blasio's bullshit socialism.
He says this ends now.
The cops are forced to get in a fight with him because he's a gigantic fat man with asthma.
He's not in fit he's not fit to wrestle with anyone and he dies.
It's a gentle giant.
A gentle giant dies.
What's her version of events?
A 43-year-old that died via chokehold from Daniel Pantaleo.
I love how she has to name the cops.
Right?
In NYC, Eric was suspected of selling loose cigarettes.
Suspected?
That led to a deadly confrontation.
He died proclaiming I can't breathe.
If you know anything about arrest, you'll know that I can't breathe is a very common assertion.
Not because the officers can't breathe, but because it works.
Some of the time.
All right.
Oh, this is a good one for the final video.
You're going to love this.
Some bitch, some stupid fucking Karen was following some dude and she flipped him off, right?
But guess what?
He didn't take it and he got her on camera just like that Central Park bitch.
And look at the Karen totally go, oh no, I'm so freaked out.
It's the second final video.
And it's so good seeing these Karens get it, you know?
Let's see the bitch suffering.
Are you okay?
Can you explain to me calmly?
No, because you're attacking me right now.
I'm not attacking you.
Ma'am, you flipped me off.
Guys, this is her license plate number.
She lives here.
I'm going to show her a dress and her license.
No!
Karen, you flipped me off.
You cut me off and flipped me off and now you're playing the victim.
She was going to be terrorizing.
Would you like to calm down?
Guys, she flipped me off.
I guess he's going to drop it now that he sees that she's mentally ill.
She's carrying, Karen, would you like to calm down and have a conversation while you, No.
Ma'am, I'm not attacking you.
You flipped me off and you thought you could get away with it.
You didn't think I would fucking get off.
He's some sort of plainclothes detective who finally got the drug dealer.
Yeah, this Karen thing is getting a little out of hand.
I mean, we fucking destroyed that woman's life in Central Park.
He made up the N-word part.
He threw that in there because people were like looking at him.
They're like, what the fuck's going on?
How do you know he threw that in?
She can apologize for calling me a nigger and flipping me off.
That's the first time he introduced that wrinkle.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But again, back to the news.
Like, do you know how many times in the subways I get called white boy and cracker and I fucking hate white people?
It's just a daily thing in New York City.
You just go, huh?
What have I done to you?
Ma'am, what needed on file?
So if so you can go around the city and flip people off and cut me off so you didn't flip me off.
See?
He would be saying you called me an N. Yeah.
He only said that to appease the people like leave her alone.
Yeah.
Unbelievable.
Andy sounds like a fan.
Ma'am, you can, I'm trying to let you talk.
No, you're not, dude.
Do you know her?
Just go home, you bored.
Jobless fuck.
This poor woman.
You cannot sit.
She literally cut off and being flipped off.
Have you ever been in a car before?
Do you want to drive around Manhattan?
Rogan makes a good point, too.
When you're going, when you're in a heavy vehicle and there's high speeds, your adrenaline is just naturally up.
you're in a different state of mind.
There's a lot of...
You tend to be more of a dick.
Like Lucy K has a bit about that where he's like, fuck you.
I hope you die.
And then he goes, I can't imagine being in an elevator and looking over someone going, fuck you.
I hope you die.
Right.
I hate everybody in this video, by the way.
I don't think I don't hate her.
I don't hate anybody.
She's mentally unstable and she did some bad driving.
And we're living in a world where Karens are decimated.
Fucking decimated.
All right, let's end on a high note.
These men are an inspiration.
I remember when I was in Montreal, I saw one of the funniest, weirdest things.
It was two old French people yelling at some young men who were probably like 19, 20.
And they were like, I couldn't hear what they were saying.
I got closer and they were just going, té vieu, t vieu.
And the old people were like, and they were, té vieu means you're old.
So they were just, they were in a fight with old people and their only argument was that you're old and we're young.
It was so asinine that it made me laugh my head off.
And I thought that's getting rarer and rarer these days.
Someone just being a complete fucking goof for no reason.
So check out these two high-quality assholes.
Ha, ha, ha.
gets louder.
You're a grown-ass man playing with little kid toys.
You fucking pedophile.
You fucking bag it.
Bag it.
Fag.
You push it.
Go back to this.
This makes my day.
FAG!
Like, if you're offended by this, obviously they're not anti-homosexual.
They're just kicking stupid young men.
We need more of this.
You fucking fag it.
Fag it.
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