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June 22, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E177 - NYC SHOOTS THE BOER [2020-06-22 - S02E177 - NYC SHOOTS THE BOER]
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Kim Carnes.
Kim motherfucking Carnes, yo.
So she's the Betty Davis size, which is that's an old, old like 40s hit, 50s hit.
She covered it.
It was a hit for her, but it didn't really make her any money.
Covers don't, you have to give all the royalties to the songwriters and the previous owners.
But that song was her song, and that was a few years later, 85, I believe.
And that was a pretty big hit.
I like it.
It sounds stupid.
I was driving back from Anthony Kumia's house last night.
And you can't really listen to Stern or Raw Dog comedy when you're whipping down the freeway with all the windows.
And so I was scrolling through and I went to some 80s station and I was reminded of that hit.
So I gifted it to you today.
Wearing our shirts this week, all week.
Now, this is fresh out of the box.
So it's still a little bit blousy.
I'm probably not doing a good job of advertising it right now.
When you wash a shirt two or three times, that's when it comes into its own.
Which is why, if you're my shaped 5'11 and not too beefy, don't get mediums.
I know they fit you in the store, but within a week, you're wearing this skin-tight homo shirt.
And it's no good for you, okay?
It's no good.
What do I have here about Father's Day?
I got a tweet.
Oh, yeah.
It's a picture of me hanging out with the crew.
Pretty good quality crew over there.
Got aunt, of course the G-Dog, one of my favorite guys.
And then his Uncle Tone.
Uncle Tony.
Fucking.
He's a great guy.
Cigar smoker, great dude.
He was in the Korean War.
No, no, sorry.
He was right before the Vietnam, right between Vietnam and Korea.
He never really went to war.
No battles.
And his job was sewing canvas for the Navy.
And you go, what, they had sails?
No, but they had, the weather's not always sweet out there.
So you need covers for the boats, covers for all the various speakers.
Everything needs to be covered from the elements.
So people would also ask him favors, like, hey, Tony, could you make me like a little fucking canvas thing that I can put over my outdoor speaker so I can listen to music when I'm swabbing the deck?
No problem.
Makes it for him.
Then he gets a pass.
So he's like, I fucking love being in the Navy.
No wars.
And I kept doing favors for guys with the canvas.
So I kept getting day passes.
I was drinking Mai Thais on the beach.
I know another dude like that at my local, Bill.
And he got up fucking Purple Heart.
I think it was during Vietnam, maybe, but they sent him to Guam.
He's a helicopter pilot.
They sent him to Guam, and there was no fighting going on there.
But so he was, again, with Hawaiian shirts, drinking Mai Thais, fixing the odd helicopter, going on the odd little non-dangerous run.
And I think he hurt himself somehow, so he got a purple heart.
So all his friends fucking hated him because they were there in the shit.
And he was like, do you have something with a little more pineapple?
This says not sweet enough.
His tongue had an allergic reaction to the pineapple.
That's his purple heart.
Yeah, it's his purple heart.
I got a pineapple heart.
They're fucking dealing with pineapple grenades.
Dude.
We were getting hit by Mai Thai's margaritas.
My friend got hit by a freaking rum and coke.
And then the other guy is a weird car buff rock dude.
Yeah.
He's good.
Who's Don's husband?
Anthony's sister's husband.
So that's his brother-in-law.
Wasn't a very big party.
I think he invited me because it's Father's Day and it's good to have kids around, to play with Patrick's kids and Joe's kids, but I don't like the way my kids behave there.
They're too shy.
And it pisses me off.
Because you can't relax if your kids are sitting there moping.
And even my wife, she might be classist or something and she doesn't like, she's uncomfortable around blue collars.
About a bouncy castle.
Put a bouncy castle there.
She's really uncomfortable around almost.
That's for sure.
Here's a question of my notes here.
We're going to get to the fun stuff.
And then we got some heavy beef today.
We got lots of Trump beef, chazz beef, and a huge South African section because it's looking like we're headed to South Africa.
And that scene is alarmist bullshit.
And then de Blasio says, let's be more like South Africa.
Why are you gay?
Okay.
So Joe Rogan, is he cancelled?
I don't know.
Will he survive this?
No, the nigger thing.
Saying the word nigger.
You've already said nigger.
Is just like nigger.
Saying nigger.
She's calling you a nigger.
It's like this.
Boy, that he's a nigger.
But starts calling them niggers.
Or nigger.
There should a word like nigger, especially like the word nigger.
That's our nigger.
He says nigger.
Die, a nigger.
And there are niggers.
Start saying nigger.
How do you word nigger?
Shout out the word nigger.
See nigger.
Or nigger.
Say nigger, and you couldn't say nigger.
What's nigger?
Nigger.
Like, you know.
The nigger thing.
What's the very last one?
Is the worst one?
It's the first one.
Yeah, but what is nigger?
Like, you know, the nigger thing.
Yeah, the nigger thing.
I mean, you know how we feel about all these, right?
We know that the context is...
So he obviously shouldn't be canceled, but, you know, they didn't have our backs when we were getting shut down.
Joe Rogan X'd me when I got in the shits.
So you make your bed, you lie in it.
Jimmy Fallon apparently is fucked.
Yeah, so Jimmy Kimmel took the summer off.
He hasn't apologized, but Jimmy Fallon has just been kissing out.
Oh, Jimmy Fallon.
Yeah, because Jimmy Fallon was in Blackface as Chris Rock.
Which Anthony's Kumia's girlfriend brought up a good point.
Weren't you hired at SNL?
Like, you've signed a contract.
So I guess he's supposed to walk off the job when he sees something like that.
I always thought it was dumb that Fred Armison didn't darken his skin to play Obama, but it turns out they were right.
I was wrong.
So we don't know if...
And apologies don't seem to be a factor whatsoever.
Remember that dude who did Tower Heist, Brent Ratner?
And they said, hey, did Eddie Murphy wing his lines?
Because Eddie Murphy's famous for being too lazy to read his lines.
Or did he just wing it?
Did you guys do rehearsals?
And Brett said, Brent, no, Brett?
He's a fucking douche, by the way.
But that's irrelevant.
And he said, rehearsals are for fags.
So he had to go on.
He didn't just do one apology.
He went on an apology tour.
Still canceled, still ruined, still fucked.
So that doesn't seem to help.
And Kimmel has groveled and apologized before.
Remember, he had a thing with little kids where they would do the news.
So it was like a Bill Maher political show, but just little kids.
And so Kimmel asked the kids, what should we do about our debt to China?
We owe them a lot of money.
And one kid just goes, kill them all.
And then Kimmel goes, kill everyone in China?
And he goes, yep.
Huge outrage.
I am outrage.
America is asshole.
Don't kill China.
China's ass-ho!
It's one word.
Don't kill China!
China ass-ho!
So he apologized like a lunatic.
Three different times, I believe, including like coming out at the studio to a mob that was, and that didn't help.
I mean, he wasn't canceled.
But the more he apologized, the more rallies there were.
That's their vampires.
They live off that blood.
Don't give it to them.
Especially when you haven't done anything wrong.
Like, that's one thing.
If you used to have a show called The Stupid End Show, and you came out going, hey, I didn't do nothing.
I don't understand being, look, yeah, those were really racist times.
I can't believe I made those jokes.
But they're not doing that.
Why are you showing everyone your fucking computer, you dumbass?
They're just making, like, Joe Rogan was clearly talking about the word.
Jimmy Fallon was doing a very good Chris Rock impersonation.
Jimmy Kimmel was doing a very good Carl Malone impersonation.
I don't care.
I like Milo's attitude.
More banning.
More people should get banned.
That's the only way this shit will work.
All right.
Also in the news, the silly little front page, the first third of our newspaper, Mike the Cop quit, which he's a great cop YouTuber, Instagrammer guy.
Cheers, everyone.
Here's to turning in my gear this week because I'll never leave me or my family's future in the hands of a politician.
Video coming next week.
I mean, when you're told you can't use your gun if someone attacks you with a knife, like they're suggesting in Dallas, or you can't fight back, you can't shoot back if someone shoots at you with a taser.
Taser is not a deadly weapon.
Yes, it is.
If I'm holding a gun, if I have a gun on my belt and you tase me, that's a deadly weapon because now you have my gun.
Qualified immunity for police officers.
Welcome to your brave new world with no cops.
Why don't you stop criminals?
What does that mean?
Qualified immunity.
I suppose that they protect the police because it's part of procedure, like anything that happens.
Don't guess, Ryan.
You're the worst.
You're called Detective Shitty for a reason.
Under the doctrine of qualified immunity, government officials performing discretionary functions are immune from civil suits unless the plaintiff shows that the official violated clearly established statutory or constitutional rights.
That's a way to get permitted.
Did you hear?
New York is shutting down their entire plain clothes division.
And those were the guys who got the guns off the streets.
So now you have to walk around in a uniform.
Hello, I'm a police officer.
Knock, knock, knock.
Hi.
I understand you're about to kill your hostage in there.
Can I come in?
Anyway, that's not a small deal, Mike the Cop quitting.
It's very, it's indicative of a much bigger pattern.
We're going to see a massive standout.
NYPD's going on strike on July 4th.
We're going to see a lot of black deaths.
Which reminds me of that video I sent you.
This is jumping ahead to Chaz.
So it's between 20 and 21.
I sent you the video separately.
Now you looked this up.
I couldn't figure out where it was from, and it was Atlanta.
So this is a BLM rally.
Just pause here because the audio is amazing.
These are two BLM groups that both think Black Lives Matter, but they are fighting each other for some bullshit turf or something.
Well, I also heard that the driver was the one going head-to-head with these protesters.
So it might not be BLM, BLM, might just be a driver.
But it was a black guy who was shooting it.
Right.
I just, I want to tell all these tough thugs, you're working for a gay group.
BLM doesn't have some gay members.
It's as gay as censored.tv is Gav.
Like the two founders are these Marxist lesbians who are ripping off globalists, going on lavish trips all over the world.
What's that?
19.
And it's gay.
Like, I just, we should make that a meme, a big rainbow, and BLM is gay.
You're working for an LGBT thing, and black people are not big on the gays.
So as soon as they figure that out, they're not going to care about this part.
Go, what's the header there?
National Army of Black Lives Matter spent millions on travel and consultants.
You know how the consultants go.
I'll give you $100, you give me $50.
For its staff through June 2019, about 6% of BLM's global network spending during those three fiscal years was in the form of grants to outside organizations, such as its independent affiliated groups, as statements show.
Yeah.
But you can't, you're not going to turn off thugs by saying, you know, the founders have been wasting some of their money.
And they'd be like, I want some of that money.
But Black Lives Matter is gay.
There you go.
And that's always, I've noticed been the death of black movements is when they find out gay is starting to jock them.
Trying to jock their shit.
Anyway, check out this video from beginning to end.
It's fucking amazing.
So this was Saturday.
That's what I'm talking about.
Whoa.
I can't hear her.
Why didn't you have a volume up at the beginning?
That's what I'm talking about.
That's what I'm talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what I'm talking about right there, man.
I wish I could owe me a pistol.
Yeah, that's a shit.
Shirts say security?
That's what I'm talking about.
Who want that smoke?
Hey, IP2, you happy now?
Okay, the second I hear a gunshot, I'm running or down flat behind a car.
They're meandering.
Who meanders into a shootout?
Oh, shit.
Gunfight.
Oh, fuck.
Yeah, did you not hear that with your ear holes?
Oh, shit.
Gunfight.
Let me go check it out.
It'll be good for my Graham.
Many people have died for the Graham.
But look at this fat bitch wandering around.
Is that my mom?
Get behind the car.
Look at this.
Some of the big fat, chubby local activists.
Look at her.
She's not even ducking!
She's not getting a crap!
Fuck, fuck.
Get down.
Get down.
You hit?
You hit?
She's here.
Move me.
She's hit.
You hit?
She's hit.
She's hit.
It almost hit me.
It almost hit me.
Hey, Carla Emmett.
Hey, hit her.
It almost hit me.
That could be you.
No, it's any leg.
Hey, everyone, you see that chick about y'all?
That almost got me.
Tie something around her legs right here.
Turning.
Yeah, she's shot.
What is my daughter doing in there?
Who got some bag?
Hey, can you use a do-rag or something around her?
Look at her.
Look at their sandals.
Look at this.
Little sandals.
Are they at Camp BLM for the summer?
Look at this.
Sorry, running her little canvas bag says all I ever wanted was everything.
Well, you got it.
It's a part of everything, isn't it?
She got shot.
That shit went right by me and hit her.
That shit went right by me and hit her in the leg.
You know, I bet you, and I've seen this on local chat boards like next door.
I bet her parents would say, I am so proud of my daughter going in there.
So brave, fighting for what's right.
She ended up, she's a medic for BLM Antifa, and she ended up having to be a medic to herself as she took a bullet for Africans Americans all over the countries.
She got the color purple heart.
Look at number 2.0.
UN loves Antifa.
This is the propaganda that fuels these liberal teachers and these kids' moms.
I don't think their parents are disapproving.
I think they're saying, get in there, girl, get shot.
And those groups, they're incongruous, you know?
Like those little girls, that fat liberal mom, and then the ghetto hood rats.
What the fuck are they talking about?
Thomas Jefferson?
Let's have, hey, let's debate whether we should take down a Thomas Jefferson statue.
Let's do the pros and cons right now.
First Daquan, and then Jen.
And we'll see if we all meet in the middle.
Jesus H. Block traffic.
Get run over.
Get shot.
And tourniquet your own way.
I want to talk about the way liberals see blacks and how incongruous they are, but I want to get to this rally first because the thing will lead to South Africa.
So this is under the subject of Trump.
It's between 1-2 and 1-3.
A movie called Uncle Tom.
I haven't seen it.
I learned about it on the censored Reddit.
But it looks pretty good.
No one stood up to him.
Nobody.
Because he was black.
You need to wake up.
My parents didn't teach me that I was a victim.
They can turn back voting rights.
Did nobody donate to us the right to vote in the house, nigga?
I didn't call you a nigga.
Okay, that's a big difference.
I've met that guy before.
The one on the left?
Yeah.
He's an LA dude.
Okay, that's a big difference.
And Uncle Tom is somebody who has sold out by embracing the white man.
Uncle Tom.
Bed white super liquor.
Black white supremacist.
Chucking and job and house, Negro.
Coon.
Uncle Tom.
I have a coon award over there.
Coon of the Year Award.
Most black people don't believe that other blacks can be independent free thinkers.
I believe the legacy and the ancestry of black Americans is being insulted every single day.
I will not pretend to be a victim in this country.
I know that that makes many people on the left uncomfortable.
Racist, racist, racial, racist, racism.
A thousand cuts of racism.
The liberals would try to control a black person through the concept of racism because they know that we are very proud, emotional people.
I never felt that because I was black or I was poor or a woman that I couldn't do something.
I grew up being told of my disadvantages That this country is unfair to black people.
The ideology is implanted into you subconsciously.
So that looks cool.
And that brings us to this Tulsa rally.
And again, it's the black dress, gold dress thing where we look at the same picture and see different things.
And more importantly, I can go up to the modern left and go, This is a pen.
You know, you said I didn't have a pen?
Well, I have a pen.
It's right here.
And they'll just go, like this fucking pandemic.
I'm going to go off at a tangent for a second.
I'm in the car screaming at Howard Stern in my car.
So some dumb redneck who's a trucker, pew, pew, calls in and he goes, hey man, this whole pandemic, I mean, we got people right.
I think it's made up.
And he's not sophisticated.
So he should have said, I think it's exaggerated or they're not telling the whole story.
So Howard Stern took that to mean no one had COVID.
This is all a lie.
So then they start making fun of him.
And Stern is, he knows that the working class pay his bills.
So he's careful.
But you can smell his classism.
And he says subtly, isn't it funny how people who have your kind of an accent tend to also come up with theories like this?
He was like, it's a stupid fucking redneck theory.
Can you get me a beer, dude?
I'm feeling kind of parched.
And then they start mocking him.
And then they say, hey, we got another caller.
It's Wild West Pete.
And that guy comes on.
It's obviously one of the comedians from the show.
And he's like, yeah, I don't believe in dinosaurs and that Latin ain't real.
Yee-haw.
And they're literally playing like, Jesus Christ.
And I don't know how the southern guy didn't lose his temper because he just kept going.
I'm waiting for it to be his turn to talk.
Like, at least say, I get what you're doing, Stern, fucking Jew.
No, that's a joke.
And so he sits there and he goes, well, you got all these rioters.
And, you know, it's been months.
And wouldn't you see a spike in the pandemic?
And they go, it hasn't been months.
And then Stern goes, it takes two weeks to see if there's symptoms.
So we don't know yet.
And he goes, but, and then, and then Robin later on goes, it hasn't been months.
It's been what?
When was George Floyd murdered?
May 18th or something?
And you're going, yeah, so it's been a month.
Three and a half weeks.
And when they say it takes two weeks to see symptoms of the pandemic, that's the very, very longest.
It's usually much shorter than that.
So we've had mobs and mobs of people.
You look like a fucking idiot when you wear a mask.
Hundreds of thousands of people together, packed together, three and a half weeks ago.
The virus takes two weeks to show symptoms.
There's no spike.
So it's just been disproved.
And Stern starts saying to this guy, so are you a scientist?
Show me proof.
And I'm screaming, he just did.
He just did.
Three and a half weeks we've been rioting supporting black trans shoulder to shoulder.
No spike.
It's just been disproven.
And that's what I mean with the pen.
Show me proof COVID was bullshit.
Three and a half weeks right there.
No spike.
Got it?
You don't need a fucking mask.
Now, me and the trucker, we're not saying it doesn't exist.
I'm saying, A, that we didn't have to stay indoors like a bunch of lunatics.
B, it was just a very bad flu year.
And C, fuck your 100,000.
I don't believe you.
We've heard so many cases of someone falling sick who happened to have COVID and it counts as a COVID death.
So I agree with John Lott.
I think the number is closer to 60,000, 70,000 with 30,000 bullshit cases.
And why would they do that?
He said to the trucker.
And the trucker didn't have an answer, which was disappointing.
But the answer is you get more funding.
If you're a hospital, you get more funding.
It's cool.
It's cool to be at the epicenter of the epidemic.
So now Mario, what's his name?
Cuomo.
Andrew Cuomo.
Andrew Cuomo is a hero because I was in the eye of the storm.
And politicians love telling people what to do.
They love exercising their power.
And they did that.
That's why it was exaggerated.
Anyway, so the Tulsa rally was amazing because, oh shit, I don't know if this is in my links.
It's funny how we say to the left, we don't want mail-in ballots because you guys tend to cheat and we will lose because you're amoral and we are Christians.
And they go, what?
I'm not going to cheat?
You're woohoo, paranoid.
And then AOC, I don't think I sent you this link, goes, I am so proud of the young people who fucked with this Tulsa rally by going on TikTok.
It was done through TikTok, I guess.
Some fat, ugly bitch got a bunch of little kids to, using a Chinese app, got a bunch of kids to reserve seats, like 60,000 seats at this Trump rally.
And AOC goes, this is so awesome.
You did it.
We are such great cheaters.
Yeah, that's what I said.
That's why I don't want you mailing in ballots.
When our daughter engraves.
There's going to be a million dead people.
There it is.
What did she say?
Actually, you just got rocked by teens on TikTok who flooded the Trump campaign with fake ticket reservations and tricked you into believing a million people wanted your white supremacist open mic enough to pack an arena during COVID.
Oh, now she's worried about the COVID germs.
Shout out to Zoomers, y'all.
Make me so proud.
So go to 1-3.
That was perfect because it combined all of these things.
And then they go, Trump campaign explanation for how 1 million ticket requests ended up with 12,000 inside the 19,000 capacity ADK center in Tulsa.
And it's the Trump campaign saying, yeah, TikTok lied and not TikTok, but via TikTok, a bunch of kids sabotaged the event by doing fake things.
And so David Goines up there seems to be saying, look at these pussies pretending that they were sabotaged.
David Goines will never have to apologize for his gloating and getting it wrong.
They're amoral people.
Look at Trump.
He thinks his rally was sabotaged by teens.
Just because you say it in a funny voice doesn't mean it's not true.
What's one for?
Yeah, that's the fat bitch I was just talking about.
Is that a video?
No, just a still.
Oh.
Imagine if a bunch of 4chan dudes used a Russian app to punk the Biden campaign.
Think they'd cover it like this?
This wasn't just a prank, it was a protest.
and the turgid tattletale is so proud of her.
Also, by the way, another reason that the turnout was...
It looks like 16,000 people is a lot of people.
A Biden campaign, he just had a rally the other day.
I think there was one person there.
But they didn't cover it like that.
But another reason the turnout was bad is because Black Lives Matter blocked the entrance.
Look at that.
Throw liquid substance on Trump supporters.
I wonder what that was.
Probably pissed.
Where's my daddy from?
That's just a funny little exchange.
And my dad, he went to Vietnam, bro.
Look at 1-6.
Wait, this is the blocking.
Oh.
Is it armed and on the move?
The gates.
Plus, when somebody say they're going to go, a million people say they're going to go to something, you could be like, I think I'm going to sit this way out.
It makes you not want to go.
Right.
That's why it's always dangerous to say we have this in the polls, it's going to be a landslide, because then people feel less ambitious to vote.
But look how shitty they are at.
Oh, that was the substance, by the way.
Jeez, Jesus.
Say that!
That's a lot of jizz, man.
That's a lot of jeez, man.
A lot of horny PLMers.
You work for a gay club.
That's a gay club, man.
But look at how bad.
Look at 1.6.
Look how bad they are at sabotaging.
So they came in on their quads to intimidate people.
Yeah, motherfucker, you're dead.
*laughs* Oh, shit.
Stop.
Not you, but the logistics.
That was the thing.
Are being stripped away.
Hold on a second.
Didn't need that intro, did we?
No.
Ooh, I'm scared of a quad.
What are you going to do?
Hunt some deer?
Oh, shit.
That's your coccus.
Yeah.
It's a tailbone.
Look at him laughing.
Look, the guy with the...
Yeah.
The white shirt's like, I'll walk.
He leaves.
Hospital's that way, right?
But yeah, so it's the sabotage, the TikTok shit, the, well, I guess that's both.
The sabotage via TikTok and the BLM thing.
Those are two things.
Protest rocking it.
COVID fear, sure.
Trump's still destroyed.
Look at 1-7.
This is what I was talking about before.
That's not a joke.
That really was a Biden rally.
That's Joe Biden.
One, two, three.
Like, there was room for six.
And then they look at the Trump.
Oh, that's pathetic.
What is that?
16,000?
That's nothing.
Trump delivers angry racist speech to mostly empty arena.
Joe Biden delivers amazing heroic speech at large rally.
I remember they did that to Hillary a lot in 2016.
They get really close.
Man, there were some highlights.
Did you watch it?
Yeah, I guess we should get to that.
I made an event out of it.
Yeah, we should have made this the whole show, actually.
I was going to light fireworks and stuff.
He did a new bit about his, well, you.
If you have it already, but the ramp story?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
He said, I was walking slow because it was a slippery ramp.
It was just steel, nothing on it.
Yeah.
Yeah, do you have any highlights?
I could find them.
Ramp.
And he says, I'm sipping my water like this because my wife pointed out, you get a drip on your tie, it looks terrible.
So I'm drinking it like this away.
It's not that I'm frail.
Then he throws his water away.
Yeah.
Trump defends his West Point ramp water.
Six cadets were graduated and beautiful.
So we walk like the equivalent of about three blocks, which is fine.
We go on stage, which is fine.
They make speeches.
Then I make a speech that lasted a long time.
I don't know, maybe 45 minutes.
The sun is pouring down on me.
Would you like to salute each cadet almost 600 times?
You know what that is?
600 times!
It's like a workout without a weight, right?
I was on the stage for hours.
Hours!
Son, I came home.
I had a nice tan.
And by nice tan, meaning I had a nice sunburn.
The general says, sir, are you ready?
I said, I'm ready, General.
Where are we going now?
And he goes like this.
Right here, sir.
And I walk on.
He's a man of scalco-ing.
He's a man of scalco-ing.
I've got myself a problem, General, because I'm wearing leather bottom shoes, which is good if you're walking on flat surfaces.
It's not good for ramps.
It had no handrail.
It was like an ice skating ring.
I said, General, there's no way.
At a local bar.
Are we getting to our foreign policy thing?
Get ready because I make it.
And this is funny because just like the dress, this is what we love about him, and it's what the left hates about him.
I can't fall with the fake news watching.
It turned out to be worse than anything.
I would have been better off if I fell and slid down the damn ramp.
I start the journey inch by inch, right?
So I was bent over, right?
And I go like this.
So I took these little steps.
And one of the greatest things he did was the impression of like the newscaster of like, oh, today, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
He did like, when he does impersonations of like squares, it's hilarious.
Yeah.
And by the way, there, tape, take a look.
In almost every instance, it ends just before I run.
I said to our great first lady, I said, let me ask you a question.
Was it that good, the speech, that I'm trending number one?
Because I felt it was really good.
No, no, they don't even mention the speech.
They mentioned the fact that you may have Parkinson's disease.
I'll let you know if they're.
I'm throwing the water away.
Have we got that?
yeah It's getting hotter in here with the AC off.
It is hot.
I guess we have to source our clips from these smokes.
And if I fall my ass, General.
Without falling on my ass, General.
Falling on my ears, general.
She said, about And they gave me another disease.
They gave me another disease.
This is why they hate him.
This is why we love him.
It's the weirdest thing.
It's like black metal.
Like some old lady goes, I hate that.
It's got Satan on it.
And the music's so loud.
It sounds violent.
And on your album cover, there's blood all over it.
And there's a skull.
And you're like, yeah.
You get it.
You get it.
It's called Morbid Angel, Mom.
All right.
This was outside of the rally.
You want to talk about Biden's quote-unquote rallies?
Or do you want to shut the hell up?
That looks like shit.
And there's no fun.
This culture war is really a war on fucking fun.
Fucking fun.
I don't like fun during sex.
I don't like jokes.
I don't like giggling.
It's a very serious thing to me.
All right, let's jump ahead here because we're running out of time and we got a lot to talk about in South Africa.
South Africa!
I saw this great study and I've noticed this myself.
You know, you keep hearing all this, these studies and this information, and you go, but I've been around.
I walked down the street, just like that trucker said who's calling into Stern.
He goes, I drive all around the country every day.
They're like, we're educated.
And he goes, no, you live in a bubble.
You don't really get out.
I talk to people all over this country, up and down, right and left.
And by the way, if you wanted to know who was going to win the election, you talked to comedians and truckers because they were both traveling all over the place.
And they'd see the Trump bumper stickers and the Trump lawn signs and they wouldn't see the Hillary bumper stickers or any Hillary lawn signs.
And when they do travel, they blend in with the everyday folk.
Right.
You know?
It's one of the few times you can ask a comedian a question and get an interesting answer.
And, you know, and when they say things like domestic terrorists, white nationalists commit more terror than Muslims, and you just sit in your chair and you're like, no, that's not true.
And when you hear that liberals love blacks so much, I look at, I'm around liberals, I'm around blacks.
I see the way liberals talk to blacks.
They kiss their fucking ass.
And it's not just blacks.
Like if a white guy's around an Indian, he's nervous.
And are you from Pakistan or India?
They're two different places, right?
Or Sri Lanka.
I mean, there's different.
There's all kinds of, they always want to know about your ethnic heritage.
It's a beautiful language.
Oh, beautiful.
Thank you.
I fucking love it.
I loved Gandhi.
Who's the prime minister there now?
And he's like, I don't know, dude.
My great-grandparents moved to Ohio.
No, Wikipedia is stupid.
I'm brown.
And with blacks, they're all like, yeah, no, that was dope.
But this study, so we've noticed that and we laugh at liberals for it.
And then this study comes out.
This is a 2.7.
And it talks about how they've been researching the way white liberals talk to blacks.
White liberals dumb themselves down when they speak to black people.
New study contends.
And then if you go down the first paragraph, you see that when whites will write a black person, they'll say things like, that made me sad.
Or the other part of the book made me very happy.
But when they talk to a white woman, they'll use melancholy and euphoric.
In fact, I would argue that in both cases, they're being insincere.
I think they're dumbing themselves down to speak to blacks, and they're smarting themselves up to talk to whites.
I think most white women using the word euphoric, I'm a little dubious.
You don't hear that word that much outside of pretentious emails.
And this is why whenever they talk about diversity, they talk about restaurants because they see blacks as pets.
So when do you love other races?
When they're serving you.
They say, look, we can't get rid of Mexicans.
Who would, as Kelly Osborne said, who will clean your toilet, Mr. Trump?
So you get rid of illegals and there'll be no one to wash the shit off the walls.
Or they go, how can you not like diversity?
You can go to a Mexican restaurant, an African restaurant.
You get all these different varieties of hands serving you a different variety of dishes.
Fuck you.
So I thought this was interesting.
This is a South African guy.
I guess he's a journalist.
And he says, fellow white people, if you talk about how your forefathers were systematically oppressed by the British Empire and thrown into death camps on the same day, we honor our systematically oppressed black brothers, then you're a fucking racist.
Okay, so he's telling white people they're racist if they complain about the Boer War, which was a fucking genocide.
The English murdered children, starved them to death on concentration camps, just like the Nazis did to the Jews.
It was fucking horrific and amoral.
But what is fantastic about this is when they put his tweet up, his logo, his whatever you call that, the avatar, what's the thing called?
Yeah, the avatar.
His avatar comes up as the main picture, right?
Click on that fucking avatar.
Oh my God, you are the stupidest person in the universe.
Not that one, Ryan.
The picture, the black and white picture.
Isn't that awesome?
This is him going through a wine menu as a Negro serves him a Cabernet.
Like, I want to print that out and frame it with the fellow white people thing.
It is just so fucking perfect.
Love it.
I got that from Willem, our South African connection.
So that brings us to what I've been trying to get to this whole show.
And I skipped over some chazz shit to get here.
De Blasio's announcement.
I got this from Kumia, and I shit my pants.
After Kumia texted me this, I started sending him disgusting, brutal pictures of massacred white farmers.
But look at this.
New York City Mayor de Blasio looks to South Africa for inspiration for new racial justice commission.
We are naming a city commission, a racial, this is what they're naming it, a racial justice and reconciliation, just like the Truth and Reconciliation Commission in South Africa, His Honor said.
That got to the whole impact that apartheid had on that society and then talked about everything and acted on everything that needed to be different.
Well, that's what we are going to do here in New York City.
If you are going to try to mirror the behavior in South Africa, you might want to talk to the dogs first.
She's going crazy in the night.
Sometimes she really thinks she's going crazy in the night.
South Africa has a dirty secret.
There's a war on dogs in this country and you don't see it reported.
It might be because it's so shocking to hear about that people don't want to show it.
I mean, you're about to see some very horrific images of abused dogs, murdered dogs, mutilated dogs, raped dogs, burned dogs.
So if you have trouble stomaching that kind of thing, as I do, you may just want to jump ahead here.
Make sure there's no kids watching.
So I'm just going to go through five random cases of dog abuse.
This goes on to the tune of hundreds a year.
Some years it's as bad as 1,000.
A good year, in quotation marks, is maybe 300 of these animal abuse attacks.
But here's a disturbing one, and it's a very bizarre one.
This is a 12, wait, a puppy?
Yeah.
So they abuse the dogs in packs.
They murder them.
This is a puppy boiled alive.
Although it says Chinese writing there, and that doesn't look like a puppy.
Maybe that's a different image.
But they do weird things, like they tie up the other dogs and stab them in front of the puppy.
Then they start fucking the dog in front of the puppy like the puppy cares.
And then they boil the puppy alive.
I mean, obviously, the reports we're getting here are a little confusing because the government there hides a lot of these details, hides these facts.
All right, this is another bizarre one.
These South Africans, they're all black in these cases, by the way.
I'm sorry to get racial, but that is the pattern.
They go over to this, they break into this farm, they get this dog, and they torture it for hours.
They have sex with the dog, they peel its skin off, and then they start, with a power drill, they start just boring holes.
They'll bore holes through the dog's foot into the ground and get away with it.
They don't get charged for this.
There's very few times the people doing this dog torture get caught.
Like, where's PETA?
Where's the ASPCA?
We heard a little bit about eating dogs in China from that chick from Real Housewives, but I never hear people complaining about what they do to these poor, sad animals.
Okay, number three.
This is a really bizarre one.
They take a puppy.
Like, it's one thing to rape a dog, right?
But they rape this dog to death.
And the bizarre part is that they've made the puppy watch.
What is with the making the puppy watch?
That seems to be a common pattern here.
All right.
Number four.
Again, these are just randomly chosen.
And I apologize for you having to look at these.
Maybe we'll just show it briefly.
Yeah, you can see that.
And now let's just go back to the South African thing.
So we were not.
This is two dogs together that were blowtorched for hours.
So they were tortured, blowtorched, burned, I believe, to death.
One of them died.
The other didn't.
So I think you're seeing the one that survived, the male dog, but the bitch died.
And here's the last one I'm going to do, because you get example exhaustion.
And this is, this is, I could go on forever.
I told you, this is five cases.
A bad year is a thousand.
Anyway, these two dogs were tortured for hours, tortured to death.
This is the disturbing part.
I'm sorry, you have to see this.
Let's cut away from it.
That looks more like a cat.
Why am I looking at a cat picture?
They smashed bottles and they stabbed at the dog's genitals.
They mutilated the dog's genitals.
And this went on for hours and hours.
And then here's a really weird part.
They removed one of the dog's breasts, I guess of the six.
And then they wrote kill the boar on the wall in their blood.
That's a cat.
What the fuck?
Why would you write Kill the boar if you just murdered a dog and it's B-O-E-R.
I don't mean a pig.
Ryan, are you a fucking idiot?
I just pulled up the links.
Do you want the links?
These aren't dogs.
What?
Go back to link one.
I thought it was weird when a dog was named Amero Jose Viana.
It was a 12-year-old boy that was boiled alive.
These are all white farmers, you stupid fool.
Oh.
Maybe that's why we haven't heard anything about it.
Well, no one's going to give a shit now, but I guess I should just plow through it to correct the record.
So the sobbing child, Amero Jose Viana, Portuguese descent.
Sobbing child being forced to watch as his father, Tony Viana, 53, was tied up and assaulted with a Panga hunting knife and a golf club before his mother, Geraldine, was raped and then shot with the father's gun.
His father was then also shot dead, and the family dog's stomach was cut open.
Oh, so we might get people to care about that one because they cut open a dog at some point.
There is a dog.
There is a dog there.
Maybe we should just focus on the farmer's dogs.
And then the power drill.
That was a woman who the police say they arrived on the scene.
They found three dead dogs.
Oh, that's good.
And the woman lying in a pool of blood.
So she was an elderly woman, and they just sat there with a power drill, just making multiple holes in her as she screamed.
The level of sadism in these crimes is unprecedented.
It's horror movie levels.
Number three, the puppy that was forced to watch the mother's rape was a five-year-old boy.
That makes more sense.
Because puppies wouldn't know what was going on.
During the ordeal, which lasted for about an hour and a half, the man repeatedly, violently, sexually assaulted the 28-year-old woman in front of her five-year-old son, according to Mr. Cameron, who arrived on the scene shortly after the attack.
This is all making a lot more sense now.
Like number four, it was a couple who was blowtorched for hours.
And the woman survived, the man didn't.
The pair were tied up, tortured with a blowtorch at the remote home, a farm 150 miles from Pretoria.
Police said the horrific ordeal lasted several hours in which they suffered horrific wounds before they were later shot.
Eventually, the three men bundled the married couple into their own pickup truck with plastic bags over their heads and tape around their necks.
They were driven off before Sue, that's the woman, was shot twice in the head and Robert in the neck as the thugs dumped the couple by the roadside to die in a mountain pass.
She had a plastic bag jammed down her throat, and Robert had a bag tied around his neck to strangle him.
She had multiple fractures to her skull and gunshot wounds.
What's going on here?
And she had her breasts blowtorched.
And I believe in her coma, that's eventually what killed her, was the severe burning to her breasts.
Again, if it was a dog, I think we'd be doing a lot better for attention.
And the last one, where we discovered Ryan's ridiculous mistake, kill the boar.
Isn't that spelled wrong?
I don't think there's an E at the end.
Bedridden Alice Lauder, 76, and her daughter Helen, 57, were tortured to death over several hours, including being stabbed in the genitals with a broken glass bottle.
One had one of her breasts removed while still alive.
Kill the boar was painted on the wall in blood.
They carved out her unborn baby from her womb where it promptly died.
So why the fuck isn't anyone talking about this?
You know, the fact that de Blasio can just say that, isn't it crazy?
We're taking statues down because of their crimes.
Yet in South Africa, we're having murder rates that are around 20,000.
South Africa has a fifth of our population.
It's 6 million.
We're 331 million.
We have 14,000 murders a year, roughly, 15,000.
They have more than us with a fifth of the population.
So it's nothing to be proud of.
And the fact that you can ignore all that and ignore the white farmers being slaughtered in unfathomably sadistic ways and say, we're going to take a page out of South Africa's book.
Like, that's like us taking a page out of some Aryan Brotherhood.
The Aryan, well, we saw that they survived well in prison when whites band together.
So we're starting what the Aryan Brotherhood calls the Big House Boys.
And we're going to be raising money to fucking mica rally to go.
I mean, I can't even think of an analogy, and I don't want to use the old Nazi shit, but Africa is a failure.
Africa is a failed experiment.
We went in there.
It was fucked before we ever went there.
We went in there.
We fixed some places for a while, got hated for it.
Marxists took it over, destroyed everything, and now it's worse than it was before we got there.
Yeah, but you wrecked it.
Really?
What has justice done?
What has all this alleged social justice and Marxism done for South Africa?
It's got people killed.
And I like how you're considered a racist if, like, did you see the idea of a 12-year-old boy boiling alive after watching his parents get raped and murdered, it makes me want to throw up and cry at the same time.
And the fact that people go, it's not that bad.
Come on.
Dude, if the races were reversed, you would be hysterical.
But white people hate white people.
So it's not so bad.
Look at this 3-0 Snope saying, it's not that bad.
Hey, in 2018, there was only 561 white farm attacks.
That's half of what it was its worst year in 2001.
And I know it's going up now.
False.
There is not a large-scale killing.
Fucking audacity, man.
And then they cite David Duke and all these white nationalists who don't like it.
Yeah, because if white nationalists don't like it, then it's racist, if you agree.
Right?
If they don't like something and you don't like it either, then you're them.
That's simple.
So if you have avocado toast and David Duke has avocado toast, you hate the Jews.
Look at that fucking number up there.
The green is the pharma tax.
A thousand in 2001.
Well, it was down to 446 not as recently as what 2015.
What's everyone complaining about?
It's just some rapes, just some scalding oil, it's just getting your feet drilled to the floor.
God.
It's just raping all of the kids and the wife and then murdering them in front of the father who's tied up and then leaving him a gun so he can kill himself.
Now I'm the bad guy?
I want to copy that.
And the great thing about the Truth and Reconciliation Program is it didn't do anything to rectify this.
In fact, it didn't do anything at all.
There's been no sentencing.
They say, no, we don't sentence people.
We're more of a research group.
They're like the Canadian Human Rights Council, except the Canadian Human Rights Council does something.
It does something shitty and stupid, but at least it does something.
This Truth and Reconciliation does nothing, which is perfect that de Blasio recommended it because he gave his wife $850 million to thrive.
That's right.
Her company's called Thrive, and their job is to end racism and allow blacks and Hispanics.
Why Hispanics?
To thrive.
I'm over Hispanics.
You can take that quote out of context, of course.
You speak European.
You speak Spanish.
You're from Europe.
You're a colonizer.
You murdered the Aztecs.
You're as bad as me.
Blacks have an argument.
I think it's an old argument, but at least they have slavery.
But Hispanics, sorry.
Just because some of you are poor.
We got plenty of poors.
Yeah, the truth of South Africa is really difficult to swallow.
Look at 3-1.
Warning, warning.
Bad stuff coming up.
You might want to look away from this.
Ladies.
Fuck the whites.
And you know what they have sometimes is they have these ID cards, these murderers who attack the white farms.
And the ID cards are with the government.
So when they get arrested, they go, no, I'm working for the Marxist, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, this is when it's about to get very rough.
Ready?
Here we go.
Like, we're not talking about gunshots to the head.
We're talking about women roped up, strung, and gutted.
Ah.
Look at that.
It's not a big deal.
Relax.
That blood there, I think, is from the woman who had her baby cut out.
Skin peeled off.
Jesus.
All right, that's enough.
That's enough.
That's enough.
I can't help.
Yeah, I just wanted to tell you a few things.
This is that ammo link.
A few things that government officials in South Africa, so by the way, when you get data from South Africa and they go, actually, it's not a problem.
According to South African data, that's all lies.
So when you see 500 farm attacks, there was 1,000.
When you see 1,000, there was 2,000.
The present government isn't just racist, it's Marxist.
And they are lying to you.
But let me just give you a few examples here.
Valafi Kumalo, a government official stated on Facebook in 2016, white people in South Africa deserve to be hacked and killed like Jews.
Irk Holini, EFF leader Mampuru Mempuru, posted on Facebook in 2018, we need to unite as black people.
There are less than 5 million whites in South Africa versus 45 million of us.
We can kill all this white within two weeks.
Like compare their politicians to ours.
Kavanaugh, or what's his name, had Blackface, the Northern, whatever, the guy in Virginia, which we don't care about, but that's almost ruined his life.
And these guys are saying, let's kill them like Jews, the way Hitler killed Jews.
We need concentration camps.
They do have concentration camps.
They have these white poverty camps where they just sit there because they can't work and die, which is exactly what the English did to them during the Boer Wars in the 1800s.
And the fact that, like, it's one thing to think horrible shit like this, but to say it publicly and proudly on Facebook, like it ain't no fang, goes back to what I was saying about de Blasio, where he can just, he can say, I want to be like South Africa and it ain't no fang.
Is that the white concentration camps?
Fucking children are dying.
They're starving on these camps.
Look at that.
We need to have a refugee program for these fucking people.
It's disgusting.
You want to talk about white ethnomasoism?
I'm ashamed of how weak whites are.
Major M. V. Mohala, a senior official in the South African National Defense Forces, said of the murder of a 76-year-old white professor, it is your turn now, white people.
He should have had his eyes and tongue cut out so that the faces of his attackers would be the last thing he sees.
And then we have the EFS now.
These people don't get punished for this, by the way.
It's not like it's a scandal that they say this.
I think the worst that happens to them, they have to take down the Facebook post.
And I am sorry that I wore this shirt fresh out of the box and they have these wings.
This is not good for all the people who work hard to provide us with our much.
I call it much because my youngest boy can't pronounce his R's right.
So he calls it MUCH and he calls it hoshi bars and bogos.
And finally, the EFS national leader Julius Malema stated in 2018, go after a white man.
We are cutting the throat of whiteness.
Like, and it's also this myth too that South Africa was just this beautiful African Wakanda, and then we came in there, took everything.
It was abandoned.
There was a few nomadic tribes, a few Zulus that wandered in and out, but the land was just tumbleweeds.
It was considered impossible to farm.
The boars went there, kicked ass, took names.
Not just, they didn't, Zulus killed them, they killed Zulus, but there was massacres on both sides.
But there was also, like Bota, the first prime minister of South Africa, spoke Zulu.
He worked with the Zulus all the time.
They negotiated land, bought land, did deals.
And eventually they had their own land and they made up apartheid.
It seemed shocking to us.
But the Boers don't, it's not blacks hating whites.
The Boers hate everyone, especially the English, for fucking them over.
So when they created their little apartheid land, it wasn't like finally a place with no blacks.
It was finally a place with no non-boars.
I hate Boers too.
Boring people are the worst.
Anyway, these experiments never work.
The land is never, when they steal all the farms back, which they've been doing in droves, the farms die.
80% of these farms that get stolen from white farmers and given to the government and given to black farmers, repatriation, it was never your farm, but whatever.
80% of them become nothing, just wastelands.
Sometimes they don't even use the house and just use it as a tarp because they're not used to living in that kind of a house.
I've heard talk of people not using stairs because they weren't familiar with stairs.
They were like tribesmen and never seen stairs before.
I haven't verified that.
But 10% of the farms become farms, but in that 10%, they're only subsistence farming, meaning you're growing a little bit of lettuce for you, like chaz.
So 0% of these farms become the thriving farms they were under Boer rule.
And I like to say Boer instead of white, because that's a crucial difference.
You know, there's a lot of black people that are pissed off about this Marxist government.
In fact, many say it's eight tribes that are about to go to war, and only one of them is white.
We have Marxist blacks on this side, and we have enemies of the Marxist black tribes on this side.
Only one of them is.
So for the most part, it's like 70% black on black war.
There's only 5 million whites in the whole country of 50 million.
Anyway, in Zimbabwe, they did this.
Well, this has already been done.
South Africa is kind of new to the stealing of farmland.
Mugabe did it with Zimbabwe 15 years ago, I'm not sure.
But it didn't work.
And so now they're giving the farms back.
If I was a farmer, I'd say, yes, let me just get on a plane and go buy some farm equipment from America and never come back.
Like, no.
Why?
So I can build it up again and have it stolen by the next generation?
No, thank you.
All right.
That's enough chatter for one day.
Tomorrow we'll talk a little bit about Chaz and the writing going on there.
Although, is everyone getting bored of that?
I feel like I didn't talk about COVID the whole time, but I am probably talking about Chaz too much.
Oh, look at this.
Fun.
We've got a new letter.
Well, let's do it.
Let's turn the prize together.
Let me touch it.
So, Ryan, I just sent this to you.
I don't like to read my personal mail on the mailbag.
It's more show mail, but I think this one is good.
We'd like to inform you that due to repeated or severe violations of our community guidelines, your YouTube account has been suspended.
Content glorifying or inciting violence against another person, I don't remember doing that.
It's not allowed.
We also don't allow any content that encourages hatred of another person or group of people.
Really?
So I assume Antifa bitching about white people is all gone.
And kill the boar and any mockery of white farmers, I assume that's all gone.
I assume encouraging violence towards Trump supporters, all that's done.
Calling everyone a Nazi and then saying punch a Nazi, is that all gone too?
No.
So what you really mean is we also don't allow any content that encourages hatred of another person or a group of people if they are non-white or not Trump supporters.
You can attack blacks if they're black Trump supporters.
We review educational, documentary, artistic, and scientific content on a case-by-case basis.
Limited exceptions are made for content with sufficient and appropriate context and where the purpose of posting is clear.
Bullshit.
Please be aware that you are prohibited from accessing, possessing, or creating any other YouTube accounts.
For more information about your account, well, that's sad.
I had a YouTube count.
I think I got it in 2005 for Vice.
And is that the right thing?
Yeah.
And I had 350,000 subscribers, probably about 30 million views.
One video had 15 million, How to Fight a Baby.
That's done.
And then I see other accounts are getting shut down that had me on them.
Who's this now?
Oh, that's a guy, a contractor.
This is from Kayvon.
You laid out the story last week or the week before, spot on.
And it says, the New York Post reports, the cops realized they didn't taste or smell right.
So they threw the drinks in the trash and learned to the manager who apologized to the issue, which they accepted.
But when the cops told their sergeant about the incident, the supervisor called an emergency services unit.
The three were rushed.
Yeah, that's what I thought happened.
But I don't like focusing on the story because this is, Antifa will latch onto that and go, see, no one's fucking with them.
No, we had a National Guard on the show who's getting glass shards in his pizza.
They were putting antifreeze in their drinks.
We know about all the corrupt games.
They're throwing fucking Molotov cocktails at cop cars.
That's one case we have to make sure we monitor.
The Antifa and the two lawyers who threw the Molotov cocktails because it's going to be dragged out in the courts.
They'll wait till no one's caring about these riots anymore.
And they're going to get away with a hell of a lot less than Max and John.
Guaranteed.
Yo, Gavin, Fag Zonian.
So that's what you name people who are citizens of the Fag Zone.
Mike!
First off, I hate those people that start their email with don't use my name.
Do you realize how easy it is to open a new email account where you don't have to use your real name?
It bugs me.
It bugs the shit out of me.
It actually takes the same amount of time as taking a shit.
I've timed it myself to prove this theory.
For someone who needs help setting up a new email address, call your fucking great-grandchildren over for supper and bribe them with cookies and ice cream.
I'm sure little Danny, the smart whippersnapper, could figure out for good.
I want to sodomize you with my stilettos on.
Mother.
Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah.
Yeah.
This is from Curtis.
I called in on Thursday via Discord at my call drop before I was able to ask my question, which is this.
Gavin, with more and more people wanting you dead or in prison, do you ever worry about being able to defend your family if you're shithammered every night and have full-blown AIDS Every morning.
Even at my drunkest or most hungover, I could kick the shit out of you.
And the beauty of having a gigantic gun is I don't need to be a ninja to shoot.
But yes, I am perpetually prepared.
And I have been attacked very, many, many, many times and have handled it well every time.
That's true.
This is from Brandon.
Hey, guys, I made this t-shirt a while back and rediscovered it recently.
Thought you might enjoy it.
Thanks, Brandon.
It's a very difficult situation.
And he has a Tony Soprano wearing a Fred Perry.
Yes.
I don't know what I'm supposed to do with that.
This is from K Vo.
Dudes, cop only kneels for God.
Yes, I've seen that one.
Chicago Crime Stats.
Legit.
Maybe I missed it, but I've not heard you talk about this site.
Check out the shot in the Junka meter.
That's all Chicago.
I think they broke all the records this weekend.
I think there was 130 shootings, 14 dead for Father's Day weekend.
Huh.
That's not a little job.
Too perfect.
Shot in the assometer, shot in the junkometer.
Okay, wow.
Also, when you click on stats for recent years, you see a trend of like 10 to 15% of homicides are solved.
The rest, 85 to 90% go unsolved.
Well, we saw it was 75%.
Father's Day weekend was a blast.
14 killed, 95 shot.
I live in the greater Chicagoland area and have to work in and around the city.
Thank God we're allowed to have handguns and concealed carrying Illinois.
Very embarrassed and pissed off about the new Pizzagate East Maloin.
That is ridiculous.
Fuck it.
I quit.
I'm out.
Good luck.
And another thing to recognize, too, about all these shootings is you hear crazy numbers, like 100 shot and only 14 died.
Yeah, because we have incredible triage, incredible surgeons.
This is another problem with war, where you go, ah, it's not that bad of a battle in Afghanistan.
We've only had 5,000 people die.
I actually don't know what the death toll of Afghanistan or how far back you want to go.
But one of the reasons the death toll is so low is because our surgeons are so good.
So yeah, they're alive, but they have one limb or they're in a wheelchair or they're paralyzed.
And I resent that that's not included in the stats because it sounds like everyone's doing great.
No, there's a lot of gray area between alive and dead.
And a lot of vets are in it.
And so a lot of these hood rats who get shot, they have some little Chinese man stitching them up.
You want to hear something weird that I got in my DMs is you go to Google or DuckDuckGo.
And you put in three numbers.
Yeah.
What is that?
And it'll, because Google has a bias.
Three COVID.
New cases.
So any three-digit number in the new cases, and then there will be articles that pop up no matter what number you put.
We owe it.
Well, they've been reporting on new cases fanatically since there was one and up to, I think the global toll is 400,000 now.
So you're going to have 400,000 articles guaranteed.
I mean, articles for each of those 400,000 cases.
That doesn't freak me out that much.
And yeah, Google is biased and wants to make this seem bigger than it is because it's good for globalists.
It's good for politicians.
It's good for medical industry that wants more money.
Hey, G-Doggin Honor, Father Say I want to share with you another piece of shitnip, like who got some random bird pregnant and ended up leaving her with the kid.
Oh, I guess your father in this scenario was miserable.
Oh, except in this case, he happened to knock up a white woman.
So unlike your sidekick, this kid had a little bit of hope in attaining a normal childhood and was able to turn himself into a decent artist.
I like this video a lot more knowing that Ryan and his dad could never make anything as good.
You can skip the first 40 seconds.
For sunset.
Burning evening.
Let's go.
Let's go.
lowercase is annoying My dad could kick that guy's ass.
This is gay.
Yeah, his dad's a dud.
This sounds lame.
What are you showing us?
Hey, look, he's spinning.
Okay, your dad just goes around observing shit?
Wearing women's hats?
I don't like all this reconciliation shit, too.
I remember I met a guy, Sam and Matir, who he was going to Japan to visit his white dad, who was there.
And he said, I'm going to help reorganize my dad's art.
He's an artist.
And I was like, when did you last see him?
Oh, never, I guess.
More like when I was four.
I go, don't go organizing his fucking drawings, dude.
What a stupid waste of time, dude.
He's a boring jab.
God.
My dad surfs, rides motorcycles, fucks Puerto Rican shakes and leaves.
Yeah.
Your letter sucks.
And if your friend's anything like you, I probably would have left too.
Oh, that's his friend?
Oh, I'm sorry.
God bless you.
What's up, Gavin?
Actually, I don't know if it's his friend, but who cares?
What's up, Gavin and Ryan?
Did you know that guy, Adam Green?
He used to tour with The Stroke.
No, The Strokes.
Around 2003.
Wonder if you have any stories of him.
Yeah, I used to know Adam Green.
Him and his other chick did this band Moldy Peaches.
I love that band.
My kids used to really like it.
Mardi Gras came and went.
They were at my house once, him and the mulatto chick, and they drank their piss.
For what?
They just said, they were talking about how it makes you, you had Earth, go back.
It makes you healthier.
And I go, I don't believe you.
And they go, yeah, both of us drink our piss all the time.
I go, you're lying.
No, you don't.
And they go, we'll do it right now.
So they both separately peed into these pitchers I had, and I poured them a glass and they drank it.
Seems salty and gross.
Seems warm.
Yeah.
So that's my Adam Green story.
Dear Gavin, the esteemed professor of rimming at the New York Institute for the Advancement of Faggotry.
What was that?
Dear Gavin.
Okay.
And the esteemed professor of rimming at the New York Institute for the Advancement of Faggotry.
What?
Aka the Fag Zone.
Read your discussion on Evidence of God last Friday's episode.
You have hurt me today.
Relayed to me by a Cambridge Physics PhD.
At various points in history, particle physicists have proudly declared that they found the fundamental particle or group of particles, only to find later on that these particles are composed of other particles.
In other words, they weren't fundamental.
So what happens if you continue this process of subdivision as far as it can go?
What is the edge of this process?
It's almost like God notices when we reckon we've got it all figured out and goes, check this out, motherfucker, as he throws down another layer of complexity.
It's sort of like the opposite of the universe, right?
It keeps expanding.
It doesn't keep expanding, but we keep seeing this thing go on and on and on and on.
And then God goes, try it in reverse.
And we go, oh, the smallest thing in the world is...
He said, is that the smallest thing in the world?
It was this realization that led my friend to quit physics and go into engineering instead, is at least that has a practical use.
But the Catholic Church has always been very pro-science.
It seems to be constantly denied.
Well, there's like this cut, this other type of, there's like science is two different things, the practical science and then like the theoretical physics and all stuff like that.
Like physics says that nothing ever touches.
Okay.
And they also think that the whole, you know, the universe is in the middle of the.
Looks like Ryan Rivera explained physics.
No, I'm not.
I'm telling you.
There's an article you looked up, what, eight seconds ago?
Physics has many practical applications.
Ever heard of physics?
Ever heard of.
No, theoretical physics.
Oh, theoretical physics.
Yes, which I've looked into.
I read a book about.
And it requires just as much faith in a book on theoretical physics.
2000-something?
I don't know.
2000-something?
Brian Green.
When were you born?
The elegant universe or the elegant.
You're just putting a roadblock in front of my statement.
But basically, it's meant to make people feel like they're the small little speck in an infinite universe and nothing touches.
It's a whole bunch of fucking garbage.
And science just explains the miracles of God.
It doesn't say, hey, look, that means there's no God.
It's explaining stuff that's already miraculous.
Boo.
This is from Harriet.
In its historical and political application, the book is much more important.
Wait, this is a letter from Marx to Engels.
In its historical and political application, the book is much more important and copious than Darwin.
For certain questions, such as nationality, etc., a natural basis is found only in this work.
For example, the author corrects the Pole Dzynski, whose findings in regard to the geological differences between Russia and the West, Slavs, he generally confirms, that contrary to the Pole's belief, the Russians are not only not Slavs, but rather Tartars, etc.
But also that on the existing soil formation of Russia, the Slavs became Tartarized and Mongolized, just as he, he's been in Africa for a long time, proves the common Negro type is only a degeneration of a much higher one.
What?
So Slavs are degraded Russians, and that justified using them as slaves?
It is now completely clear to me that he, as is proved by his cranial formation and curly hair, descends from the Negroes who had joined Moses' exodus from Egypt, assuming his mother or grandmother on the paternal side had not interbred with a nigger.
Now this union of Judaism and Germanism with the basic Negro substance must produce a peculiar product.
The obtrusiveness of the fellow is also nigger-like.
In English, I don't know what they're talking about.
I would like BLM to see these racist Marxist quote.
Wouldn't that be great?
And she sends the same email.
All right, let's wrap it up here.
I'm sweating like a piggy.
All right, let's end with a viral video.
This is called, I call this Ghost in the Machine.
Beans in the Machine.
This guy is a very high-quality dude.
This joke is, I don't usually like pranks that waste people's time, but this is like the perfect level of asinine.
We're filling up this computer with beans.
What is going on?
I'm going to tell him that you're working on and telling me the power supply.
Oh my gosh.
Dude.
Power supp.
Yeah, he say it's the power.
Wait, wait, wait.
Come here for a minute.
He said it's power.
Dude, have you ever opened this computer up before?
No.
I'm going to open it up and show you something I've never seen before in my life.
What?
What?
What is this?
This is not supposed to be inside a computer.
This is beans inside.
It's not like to help the computer stay cool or anything.
Absolutely.
At least someone sold you something with a bunch of beans in it.
What's on the beans?
That's the motherboard, and actually.
These are the motherboards?
No, no, no.
All of this stuff that you're seeing, this pile of beans.
These are the motherboards.
No, this is food.
This is beans.
Someone put beans inside the computer.
We're filling up this computer with beans.
That's like your lice helmet.
Oh, yeah.
Lights or lice?
This is food.
This is beans.
Ryan's talking about a shark tank we always want to do where I go in and I sell a helmet with lights, but they can't tell if I'm saying lights with a T or lice like the bugs.
And then eventually they go, if it's lice like the bugs, I'm out.
But if it's lights, well, then I'm interested to see.
And then you look here, or they put the helmet on and it has lights.
And they go, so is it lice or lights?
And I go, it's both.
And they go, oh, I see.
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