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June 19, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #52 - NO SHOTS

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	What's up, queer bait?
	Welcome back to the Gavin McKinnis Show.
	This is the live show.
	It's a fun show, and it's free on YouTube for half an hour.
	So we have sponsors and stuff.
	Some guy named Vince tells me what I have to promote.
	And he's got a weird accent.
	What is he from Chicago?
	Yeah, he's from Chicago.
	Kind of sounds like, who's the guy who does all the voices on Howard Stern?
	Billy West?
	Yeah, Billy West.
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	You might think, but God wouldn't give me, wouldn't want me to have a boner for someone I'm not in love with.
	Yes, there's some merit to that argument, that the reason you get a bone is because this is the one.
	And if you don't get a bone, you probably shouldn't be with that girl.
	Yeah, that's often true, but there's sometimes different side effects.
	Intimidation.
	Maybe she's famous.
	Maybe it's a very difficult situation.
	Maybe you're wasted.
	A lot of different problems.
	A lot of different reasons why.
	Maybe you're that guy.
	I would rather just have my engine working and then we'll work out later if this is the one for me.
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	Here's what I will not be reading that our ad guy suggested and put in the copy.
	You ready for this?
	Yeah.
	Get freaky.
	Okay.
	I will not be saying that.
	You said goo bazooka.
	No, I did not.
	Yes, you did.
	I did not say goo bazooka.
	Not this time.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	Blue chew makes the doodle ready to diddle.
	I will not be saying that.
	Blue chew makes the drill sergeant stand at attention.
	I'm not saying that.
	And then he says, just in case you don't get it, Blue Chew gives you a super boner.
	Who is this guy?
	I've never even met him before.
	He's a fag.
	No, he's great.
	No, he's a good guy.
	And it's fucking lame to shit on your sales team.
	That's kind of been my M.O. my whole life.
	You separated the...
	So it's like shitting on your dad.
	Like at Vice, I would always crap on Shane Smith.
	And I looked down on his job, which was supplying the advertising.
	I did all the cool, fun stuff.
	Like, hey, let's pay a guy $100 to eat a cockroach.
	And it's the Vice Party issue.
	And he had to go out there and he had a horrible job.
	He had to go there and fuck cougars.
	And they power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely.
	Cougars, when women are in the workforce and they're powerful marketing women, they grab asses.
	They grab your pussy.
	And I'll never forget this one story he told me about this woman he had to go to lunch, dinner with.
	She was an ugly old Asian that worked at like Universal Records and they were our main client.
	But they're sitting having dinner and she just looks at him and she puts her hand on the table.
	This story makes me sick to my stomach.
	She puts her hand on the table like this and she goes like this.
	You want to hold it.
	Put your hand in my hand.
	But this gesture makes me insane.
	You want to see me punch a hole in the wall?
	Beckon me.
	My brother's the same way.
	This gesture, it makes me blow my.
	I don't know what it is.
	It's totally irrational.
	It might be because of that story because I felt bad for my friend.
	But it was like.
	It's dehumanizing.
	It's dehumanizing.
	Have you ever seen this one?
	Come here.
	No, no one's ever done that to me.
	You can give me the finger.
	You can Z-Kile me.
	You can fucking shoot me.
	If you go like this, I'm going to, we're all going to jail.
	Come here.
	One time Seth Goldfarb did it, Terry Richardson's manager.
	And he had, they just had a bunch of chairs shipped to them and then the studio.
	And it wasn't really that bad.
	He goes, Kevin, give us a hand with these.
	Come here.
	And I just fucking, I lost it.
	Like I started throwing shit.
	It was like a temper tantrum.
	Wow.
	Yeah, I was shocked myself at my reaction.
	And then he even, that's him.
	He texted me later.
	He goes, oh, what was that?
	He goes, if someone, he grew up in New York City and he's like, if someone did that in my neighborhood, he'd be dead.
	Like, you think you can get away with temper tantrums in my studio?
	It's like, sorry, dude, I was not in control.
	You went like that.
	That's wild.
	You know, what's still happening these days?
	Like, I wouldn't even do that to my kid if they were being bad.
	Okay.
	Maybe I don't argue it's benevolent.
	Hey, I want to show you something.
	Come here.
	This is how you fix a sink.
	I was at Breezy Point all day.
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	This is a very handy partying shirt.
	If you feel like you're going to get blackout drunk and you're worried about yourself, how far you're going to go, you don't want your hangover to be AIDS.
	I've been having hangovers recently that are so bad that I go like this.
	So, you know, when someone's been crying a lot?
	Yeah.
	And they're like, yes, I still love him.
	And you're like, it's okay.
	It's okay.
	I'll talk to him, blah, blah, blah.
	And then, and then after she stopped crying, she goes like, you know, those post-cry shudders.
	Post-shudder, yes.
	I get those.
	Like, not from crying, I'll just be in the hallway of my own home and go because I'm so fucking hungover.
	That seems very unhealthy.
	Anyway, this shirt enables you to get blackout drunk.
	And you're like, if someone says, is thinking of giving you a shot and you're like, well, so bad, they will go, oh shit, he's not supposed to do shots.
	Or a little Toots Magoots.
	Toots Magoots are very hard to resist.
	So you need a t-shirt to say no.
	Haynes beefy tea.
	A Haynes beefy tea that's very high quality.
	Toots Magoots are so hard to resist that if you were in the White House when Obama was going to deliver his inauguration speech and you jumped out of like a little enclave that was in the hallway and you were like, hey man, what the hell?
	You want to do a little toots me goots?
	Little hee-ha, a little ho-ho?
	You go, what the secret service, how did you get in here?
	And you go, so that's a no?
	And you go, I guess just one little.
	And then you go, should we even it out?
	Maybe with the other side?
	God damn it.
	I don't, the security in the White House, is this what my presidency is going to be like?
	You're like, we're wasting time.
	And then you'd say, I'm sorry, I have to call the Secret Service.
	And then you go, all right.
	I should probably take that so you don't get in trouble for possession.
	Yeah.
	And then the Secret Service comes and they're like, what the fuck?
	How'd you get in here?
	And they grab you, put your hands behind your back.
	Okay, I will.
	But before I do, anyone want a little Tudor Magooter?
	Little hee-ha, up to yoo-hoo.
	And they're like, for crying out loud.
	I mean, maybe just here.
	Yeah, yeah, just a little.
	I remember I had a guy looking after my house in Costa Rica, Robert Dean, who was from the band Japan.
	He also was in the band, he was in Gary Newman's band, Alone in My Car.
	Anyone who's been following me for a while has heard these stories 100 times, but I'm sorry, I'm out of stories.
	Now I'm just sort of like on repeat.
	I'm like Archie Bunker.
	Like you go find Archie Bunker on YouTube and watch an episode you've already seen.
	There he is.
	Robert Dean.
	Remember, he wanted a great dine.
	I want a great dine for the house.
	He's the one with the tie in that picture.
	Oh, okay.
	But he's the one in the middle in that picture.
	Now he's a bodybuilder, apparently.
	He was a bird watcher, and he once sat in a swamp for 13 hours to catch a glimpse of a keel-billed motmot.
	And he got a bot fly larvae in his forehead.
	These are flies who lay their eggs in your skin.
	And he had a larvae growing in his forehead.
	And it's in my hit book, Death of Cool.
	And he didn't care.
	He's like, oh, well, it'll just grow out and fly away.
	Then you'll be its mother, Robert.
	Anyway, he wanted a great Dane.
	And I go, great Dane?
	Like, dogs don't survive in Costa Rica.
	They get in arguments with raccoons.
	And a raccoon would just go and slice you open.
	And in the Caribbean, in Central America, in that near the equator, any cut, I don't care if you stub your toe, I don't care if you have a hangnail, it gets infected because there's bacteria and life.
	It's too much life, basically.
	In fact, it only became fun to go there after we got a chlorinated pool because you'd go into that chemical and it would burn all your cuts.
	Mother Nature's hella pissed.
	But so dogs don't live there.
	You just get a mutt and it'll get sliced by a raccoon.
	That'll get infected and they'll die.
	So I'm not spending money on a great Dane.
	Sorry.
	I'm already paying you $200 a month to live for free at my fucking house.
	And so I got him a mutt.
	I go, we need dogs at the house because there's thieves everywhere and you've had all your stupid shitty Prince CDs stolen by a thief.
	He was into late Prince, if you can even conceive of that.
	Prince and the new power generation.
	That was his shit.
	Is that a like, I guess we can't play it, right?
	Because YouTube will shut it down.
	Oh, Prince especially.
	Like, Prince is Purple Rain.
	He's, what was that?
	Controversy?
	That other album?
	Delirious or whatever?
	I'm thinking of Eddie Murphy at this point.
	Eddie Murphy's Delirious, yeah.
	But he had like two albums in the 80s.
	And then no one likes the power generation.
	What it was, it started with a D. What do you got there?
	Any of these look familiar?
	Yeah.
	But yeah, imagine being into prints like 90s, late 90s prints.
	Like kiss.
	I just want y'all jiggle.
	Kiss.
	Oh, oh, oh, oh.
	Oh, yeah.
	I want y'all.
	Ugh, kiss.
	Ugh.
	Ugh.
	It's a bunch of really weird.
	So sexual.
	I don't mind teenagers and early 20s people being sexual.
	I don't like 40-year-olds being horny.
	It's gross.
	It's like that Iggy Pop song, Lust for Life.
	I got a Lust for Life.
	I still want to make love to woman.
	And you're like, can you do that in private, please?
	Led Zeppelin always bugged me like that, like in Kashmir.
	It was like an orgasm solo.
	I want to hear you do that.
	Could it be Dirty Mind you're thinking of?
	1980?
	Kumia talks about that song.
	Wait, go back?
	Controversy.
	Dirty Mind.
	For you, no.
	Prince, whatever.
	Dirty Mind.
	I guess Controversy, 19.
	Well, these are singles.
	Are those our albums?
	Albums.
	Yep.
	Okay, so Controversy, 1999, Purple Rain.
	And then we're out.
	Keep going, though.
	Let's see what's after that.
	Around the World and Day, gay parade.
	She had a Raspberry Parade.
	But Robert was into like late shit, like 2000s.
	I've never met any of it.
	That's like being into Sammy Hager Van Halen.
	Daily Roth's not my cup of tea.
	I like right now.
	I like songs that sound like car commercials.
	I think Sammy Hager wrote that for the Honda Accord.
	Right now.
	Yo, tomorrow.
	I think it's pretty good.
	People say that to me about Vice.
	Like, they went on, they made tons of money after you left.
	Does that make you feel bad?
	And I go, yeah, but that wasn't my company.
	That's like saying to David Lee Roth, they went on and they had right now.
	Don't you wish you had right now?
	No, that's not my band.
	That's not my song.
	I had jump.
	I don't like that kind of music.
	I did jump.
	I did diver down.
	Oh, we got a lot.
	We have a lot to cover in the first half hour.
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	Exciting news.
	I think I got Katie Hopkins.
	Ooh.
	Yes, had a talk with her today at Breezy Point.
	She should be doing a weekly show.
	And she was saying, how are you?
	That's the thing about conservatives.
	I hate that word conservatives.
	That's the thing about non-liberals.
	There's just so much caring going on, you know?
	Like, I heard Donald Trump's guys, the Secret Service dudes he works with, they are frustrated with how much Trump cares about them.
	Because they'll be like, now, what's going with your daughter?
	She is, she got into Columbia or she might get into Columbia.
	And they're like, Mr. President, yes, she's in.
	She's fine.
	She's fine.
	Okay, so she's got all her stuff packed.
	Now she's going to be there when in September.
	Is it going to be normal now for the schools?
	Sir, sir, we really need to get you to your car.
	Okay.
	Now, what's going on with that hangnail you had?
	You peeled the skin back too far.
	Can I see that?
	Is that getting infected?
	Did you go to Costa Rica and get a cut infected?
	Sir, just my daughter's dead.
	Okay, let's do that from now on.
	Got to move you.
	Got to go to the middle.
	And I'm noticing like Glenn Beck when CRTV and Blaze merged.
	He was like, what about Gavin's family?
	Are they protected?
	How is your family?
	And I was terrorized, but it wasn't that bad.
	It wasn't as bad as Roger Stone or Max and John in jail for four years, prison.
	So anyway, Katie was all like, how are you?
	All right.
	How'd it go?
	You're doing all right.
	You're all right.
	You're mucking about.
	And I said to her, what I'll say to you, what are you doing?
	What?
	Oh, pouring a drink of water.
	Why?
	To water.
	Why are you constantly drinking water like a bulimic teen?
	Show yourself.
	I'm thirsty.
	Yeah, but it just makes you have to go pee.
	Water is gay.
	Water is for women who watch sex in the city.
	It's like beer, but it's clear and doesn't make me act like a jackass.
	No, it's nothing like beer, and that doesn't make any sense.
	Beer is fun.
	You're basically sitting in a roller coaster chair that you bought from Coney Island, and it's not, obviously, in a roller coaster.
	Why do you guys stay so fucking hydrated all the time?
	It's really irritating.
	It's feminine.
	Good for my back.
	Good for your back?
	What?
	Okay, if you cared about your back, you would have gone to the doctor and seen if you had Lyme disease.
	That's much harder on the bones, a crippling disease than dehydration.
	And you're not dehydrated.
	It's not even hot out.
	It's like 75 degrees.
	I got this.
	This is from my back.
	I got a lumbar support and then I squishy stupid chairs and your cushions and your bullshit.
	That's funny.
	By the way, as I say that, I'm sitting in a hundred years.
	You're sitting in a $800 chair.
	Yes.
	Drinking a drink.
	Drinking a man's drink that dehydrates you.
	Yeah, but I can't work while I'm drunk.
	You've seen me do it.
	It's terrible.
	Yeah, you don't have the enzymes.
	Exactly.
	Why don't you have the enzymes?
	You guys were drinking rice wine probably the same time I was drinking mead.
	I could do sake, probably.
	No, you can't.
	You can't do shit.
	That's why I'm drinking the water.
	I need a beverage.
	No, you don't.
	But I'd like one.
	Good fighters don't need it.
	Bad fighters don't deserve it.
	I'm a drinker.
	Water.
	Wouldn't it be cool if we had Mike Tyson on the show?
	Talking about peekaboo stance.
	Yeah, that's possible.
	Oh, that's the guy I'm shitting on, the guy who brings us our sponsors, has it in.
	Yeah.
	We might get him.
	It's very possible.
	Anyway, sorry.
	So Katie goes, how you doing?
	And I said, I'm actually doing pretty good.
	It's hard to explain, but when I walk around my suburb neighborhood, I can sort of smell how people feel about me.
	And two years ago, it was terror.
	And they would sort of hold their kids close to them.
	But I think what's going on with the right, and that word I like better than conservative or anything else, the right.
	What I think is going on with the right is we've been saying for a few years now, Antifa are fucking lunatics.
	They're going to burn America to the ground.
	And people who are not political, who are not curious, who are not involved, they went, I looked them up on Wikipedia.
	It says anti-fascist.
	So are you a fascist?
	And you're like, no, that's not a thing.
	You go, ah, you sound like a fascist.
	No, no, these people are, they had a, they may have started okay.
	They may have started like fighting fascism.
	I don't know, 100 years ago, 50 years ago.
	But now they're just spoiled brat academic vandals that want to destroy your town and your life.
	And they have nothing to replace it.
	No borders, no wall, no USA at all.
	And people would go, yeah, it sounds like you're trying to recruit Nazis for a race war.
	And you go, how did you get that from what I said?
	I'm telling you about a terrorist group.
	Now I'm in the Klan?
	Where do you...
	What?
	why of things.
	The why of things.
	It's not unattractive, too, when women are freshly washed.
	I don't know why.
	Napoleon used to say to Josephine, I'm coming back.
	I'll be there in three days.
	Make sure you don't wash.
	And on the train, when we come into the city here, we'll see them, and they, especially curly-haired girls, when their hair is wet because they just had a shower.
	I don't know what it is.
	It grosses me out.
	Like Elizabeth Wasserman Schultz with her with her weird Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
	What's that Asian hair?
	Something about women who've just been cleaned.
	It's like, why'd you go washing your pussy, you disgusting bitch?
	I can't smell anything.
	She's tragic.
	Anyway, I'm off at nine tangents here.
	What the fuck was I talking about?
	Mike Tyson, Peekabustell?
	No, Katie Hopkins, right?
	So I said, what I think is happening here is we've been warning people about this.
	They assumed that we were like secretly planning some Boogaloo, some race war thing.
	And we were warning them about Antifa to justify, I don't know, a gigantic American Klan rally or some fucking horseshit.
	And then, and they were dubious of us.
	And then they saw Antifa do exactly what we said they were going to do and burn America to the ground.
	And they go, oh, you're not as crazy as I thought.
	Okay.
	You're actually normal.
	You're actually like Obama and Hillary in 2004.
	You want closed borders.
	You're dubious of gay marriage.
	Ah.
	Okay.
	So things are getting better for me and better for Katie and better for the right in general.
	They're realizing that the right was right.
	And Antifa is not anti-fascist.
	They're anti-America.
	They are a domestic terrorist group that is here to destroy your life.
	See what I'm saying?
	Speaking of see what I'm saying, I don't think you know this, Ryan.
	Ready for me to drop a neutron bomb in your lap?
	Hell yeah.
	Ready for me to blow your balls off with a bazooka?
	Oh, no, no.
	You ready for this?
	Yes.
	So was it yesterday we had Joe Schilling on the show?
	Or was that two days?
	Two days ago.
	Pizzeria guy.
	Oh, that was two.
	So two days ago, we had this guy on the show, Joe Schilling.
	He owns a pizzeria.
	Uh-oh, I'm already getting the hiccups.
	Called Heavenly Pizza in East Milan, Illinois, which is about two hours west of Chicago, Midwest.
	Pretty left-wing town, despite it being in the Midwest, which confuses me, but whatever.
	There he is, rocking and rolling.
	Anyway, he came up with a fun idea.
	FTP, not fuck the police, feed the police.
	So he made them pizzas and he would get donations.
	So it was profitable for him, actually.
	He raised like thousands of dollars to make pizzas for cops.
	And then he thought, let's go further.
	Black people, low-income housing, poor people, Hispanics, whatever, immigrants.
	Let's feed them.
	I'll take donations for them and I'll give it to them.
	This is all profitable for him.
	He's not making a killing.
	It's still a charity, but it works.
	It has a net.
	And then he goes, I'm going to have cops deliver the pizzas.
	And I just, I was so happy to have this guest on my show because I'm like, this is entrepreneurs, not bureaucrats, not de Blasio's retarded gremlin wife who's blown $800 million on her Thrive campaign that has achieved zilch.
	This is an entrepreneur coming up with an idea that not only shows cops that there's people out there who care about them, but also shows the poor there's people out there that care about them.
	And then thirdly, brings cops to these poor areas.
	They're knowing people.
	Here, dude, here's the pizza.
	Next time there's a major fight, they go, I know you.
	I dropped a pizza off.
	Like he's bonding the community.
	So I go, you're fucking awesome, dude.
	Anyway, yesterday, so that's Wednesday, he mentions it on his Facebook or whatever.
	And Tifa finds out and they start contacting the East Malane police force.
	Oh, well, who cares?
	They'll just tell them to fuck off, right?
	And Tifa's motto is A-C-A-B, ACAB.
	All cops are bastards.
	So you don't listen to them.
	Police were like, shut it down.
	Shut it.
	Fucking down.
	Shut what down?
	The charity.
	No.
	Yeah.
	What the hell?
	His name is Chief.
	He's in my notes.
	Chief Jeff Ramsey.
	No.
	Fuck the police is boss.
	Look at his gross thinning hair.
	What a fucking turd you are.
	I called him today.
	He said he's not calling me back because he doesn't feel that he has to.
	How brave.
	That fucking shithead scumbag canned the whole thing.
	Sorry.
	We can't take charity.
	We won't take pizzas from people affiliated with white supremacists.
	Can you believe that?
	So, no more pizzas for cops, and no more cops delivering pizzas to low-income outside because of an interview because of a few Antifa emails.
	This is what pisses me off more than anything.
	I don't give a fuck about radicals emailing people, I don't care about the mob mentality.
	That's always been there.
	It's the capitulation that is infuriating.
	Oh, four people, four radical, lonely, abortion-loving, blue-haired dykes are mad at me.
	Who hate me and my who want me to die?
	They disapprove of my behavior.
	All right, I'm changing it.
	So the program's over because of me.
	And I'm sure there's people, too, that would go, well, you shouldn't have done the interview.
	You shouldn't have talked to Gavin.
	Can we get him on the line?
	See if he's on Skype.
	Oh, Joe?
	Yeah.
	Do you have the technology?
	I do.
	So I...
	I'm so fucking mad about this.
	And I'm mad at our side.
	I'm mad at the police top brass.
	I'm mad at the right.
	I'm mad at capitulation.
	Let's stop blaming Antifa and BLM for our problems.
	They're doing what they've always done.
	They're burning shit down.
	Hey, go, Joe.
	What's up, Joe?
	Hey, Joe.
	Hey, what's up?
	I'm fucking pissed, dude.
	I know.
	I know.
	Oh, shit.
	You have the same ringtone.
	Hey, Levi.
	I'm a little busy right now.
	Can I call you back?
	Oh, yeah, no.
	I'm on with him right now.
	I love you.
	I know.
	Why is your brother named Levi?
	That's an American Indian name.
	You know, I'm not quite sure on that, actually.
	I've never...
	Is Maggie Longclauss pregnant?
	I don't know.
	I'm not sure who that is.
	That's his girlfriend.
	He's on the res.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, we were just talking about the whole backstory.
	We're getting mad about it.
	Ryan didn't know the story.
	And like, you know what?
	I would understand if the Klan got 50 grand.
	I'm sorry, if your local police force got 50 grand from the Klan.
	Okay.
	That doesn't look good for your record.
	But, you know, you appearing on my show is offensive to very radical leftists, irrelevant Antifa lunatics.
	Like I said, they're loud.
	They're very small, but they're loud.
	Like the kowtowing.
	Kowtow to, I don't know, like taxpayers, people that you work with.
	People that actually support you.
	People that care about you or people that you've worked with.
	If you kowtow to Antifa, well, there's 92 genders.
	You have to be 69ing with children this afternoon.
	You have to fucking never eat cheese.
	Like these people are insatiably radical.
	And the chief of police goes, I gotcha.
	All right, let's stop.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's.
	He's successfully sabotaging the community.
	He's separating the community.
	Right.
	You came up with a plan that involved the police in low-income housing going, here's a pizza, dude.
	Next time you see me, maybe don't be scared.
	Right.
	Perfect solution.
	Yeah, it's, and once again, this is the chief of police.
	You know, it's too bad because I had several police officers come in tonight and, you know, they're pissed, you know, because they, you know, they're all in with me, you know?
	And yeah, and here we have the boss, you know.
	How do you say that?
	Kowtowing?
	Kowtowing.
	Kowtowing.
	I've never heard that until I talk to you.
	It's kowtow, but it's kowtow.
	And it is the problem with America right now.
	The problem with America is not spoiled brats being assholes.
	We've always had spoiled brats.
	It's good men doing nothing.
	That's when bad things happen.
	Exactly.
	Exactly.
	And that's why I'm doing something is because I'm so tired of, you know, waiting on something to happen.
	You know, I don't want to be the guy that, you know, opens his mouth and then I have a bunch of people that don't like me because I did so.
	But it got to a point where I am literally willing to lose my pizza place, lose my Tesla.
	If I lose business over this, I don't care.
	As long as I got my guitars, I'm good.
	I'll just become a music, like, make a lot of music and I'll just chase that dream.
	I don't even care.
	You know, and I have, oh, I love it.
	I have, I'm getting these hate.
	Oh, gosh.
	This is these people are messaging me.
	What are you doing on associating with the neo-Nazi?
	You better take that video down before you go out of business.
	It's like, did you, and I asked, did you watch the video?
	I know better not to watch than to watch this video.
	I'm just trying to get it in my brain.
	I might like it.
	And the chief of police, he didn't watch the video.
	You know, I went back and watched it.
	You know, we said something about liberals, whatever.
	No big deal.
	But there was not an ounce of any kind of hate or discrimination.
	Like, I don't understand.
	I think what's happening is people can't stand the truth.
	That's why they hate you.
	It's why they hate me.
	And nobody wants to face the truth, you know?
	But the problem with that mentality is that one day the truth is going to be revealed whether we like it or not.
	It's the inevitable.
	It's going to suck.
	It's going to be not following it.
	Well, the term neo-Nazi is Nazi.
	So that implies there's a new Nazi party.
	And that implies that this group of evil races are going to band together and, I don't know, have an autonomous no-go zone where they burn down things.
	I forgot to ask.
	That's not a thing.
	Antifa's doing all the things that you're scared that the right might ultimately lead to.
	Your worst nightmare is happening right now in Seattle, You fucks.
	Right.
	Yeah, no, I forgot to ask, before we go any further, I just want to be clear.
	I just want to make sure before I associate myself with you any further, are you a neo-Nazi or a white supremacist?
	I just want to make sure.
	Yes, I have started a new Nazi party.
	We are setting up death camps all across the country.
	And it's not just visible minorities, gays, clowns.
	Oh, no.
	Clowns?
	You're killing clowns?
	We're murdering.
	Not yet, but we will be murdering clowns.
	Oh, my God.
	People who ride unicycles, you know, those guys?
	Like, we consider that clown-like.
	So they're dead.
	Fat people, people who wear flip-flops.
	Don't kill fat people.
	The wheels have been set in motion, my friend.
	I can't control it anymore.
	Man.
	People who hate Mondays.
	I didn't even approve that one.
	Oh, man.
	Monday's my favorite day.
	It's the start to the week.
	I know.
	It's ridiculous.
	Jim Davis, the man who draws Garfield, actually likes Mondays a thousand times more than his character, Garfield.
	He's a dead man.
	Anyway, Joe, all right, we got to go.
	We got to go behind the pitball.
	But this is so infuriating because it's a microcosm of a much bigger problem.
	That is this need to capitulate.
	But you solved a problem and the fucked you in the ass.
	Yes, this is true.
	But don't worry, we're busy still, so people aren't losing their...
	You get trouble.
	You're brave and you never stop fighting.
	Exactly.
	Thank you, Joe.
	Thank you, Gavin.
	Cheers.
	The other part of this, too, is obviously that I'm charming and influential.
	Well, influentially.
	If he was on, you know, David Duke's show, no one would know.
	It wouldn't be a thing.
	Yeah, that's why you're dangerous.
	That's why you're terrible.
	But they go, I don't like this guy because...
	Getting an outro song.
	And you're choosing your own music.
	Why not?
	You're promoting yourself.
	No, I'm not going to promote it.
	Let's read a letter or two.
	Okay.
	Because no one knows who doesn't pay for this site that we read letters for a major part of the show.
	And they're a wonderful time.
	They're a wonderful time.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Let me touch it.
	This is from our ad guy that I vacillate from admiring and shitting on.
	When are we doing Pesobic?
	And I'll be responding to him, I don't know, dude.
	You didn't fucking tell me about an interview you set up with my friend.
	Hey, I got Jack Pesobic.
	Oh, the guy texted an hour ago?
	Great work.
	Okay, here's a letter.
	Owen, I won't say his last name.
	Owen.
	Hey, Gavin, I never said why religious people with acutely analytical minds don't apply that same logical thinking to God, the most important question about their perception of reality.
	In a previous episode, you mentioned how you came to God, blah, blah, blah, your newborn child.
	Complexity in the universe as evidence of God is similar to saying black overrepresentation in crime statistics must mean systemic racism.
	The mere existence of something doesn't justify your emotional conclusion.
	If there is no reasonable evidence to believe something, why believe it then?
	I grew up in Catholic, like there's no evidence?
	What about when you look up, asshole?
	What about the universe?
	It's infinite.
	Your brain can't fathom infinity.
	That's proof that something fishy is going on here.
	I grew up in Catholic schools, but because they preserved certain values, they were the only schools that discussed philosophy and ruminated on ethics, I discovered early on there's no good reason to believe in God.
	Sure.
	In the light of all this.
	How do we get here?
	Yeah.
	What's going on?
	And why is everything, why are there so many checks and balances?
	Like what I'm learning now in my half a century age is he leaves little clues.
	For example, if you do something an infinite number of times, everything's going to happen.
	Monkeys on a typewriter, right?
	So if you leave monkeys on a typewriter for infinity, they're going to write the complete works of Shakespeare at some point.
	Could be six billion, trillion, zillion, billion, gazillion years.
	But eventually that weird coincidence will happen.
	But you know that means that in the universe, which is infinite, there must be other life.
	But you also know there isn't.
	There's not other life.
	We're the only ones.
	Why is that contradiction there?
	That's God leaving his business card in your logic.
	And I'm thinking this week, my new obsession is insects and animals.
	Animals have this incredible trajectory of evolution.
	A fucking whale was a dog.
	And then you look at an ant and you're like, you've been that same useless piece of shit for 20 million years.
	You look at a scorpion and you go, you've been that same shape for 500 million years?
	Fuck you, loser.
	The symbols.
	So maybe God's saying that we're better than insects and maybe he's telling us that to show that humans are better than animals.
	I don't know.
	I feel like there's all kinds of clues.
	We are better than animals.
	Of course we are.
	We have dominion over all living things.
	And also animals are fucking losers.
	Such losers.
	They're selfish.
	Goats?
	I'm a goat.
	I'm eating a can.
	Why can't we just employ the meaningful lessons from the Bible and set the supernatural aside?
	I'm not averse to that.
	I could throw away a few Jesus miracles.
	I'm not adverse to the whole water into wine Thing.
	I'm okay with making that a metaphor.
	Christianity would be much more accessible if it were just shared values, blah, blah, blah.
	People think it's all or nothing, but it doesn't have to be.
	I agree with that.
	A sort of secular Christianity is probably the best way to maintain reason while invigorating the values and cohesion that established the West.
	See what I'm saying?
	Owen.
	Sure.
	Well, when I go to church, I'm not digesting 100% of the Bible.
	I go to Latin Mass.
	I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
	Ascriptasota mascara vascanas.
	Is that?
	Yahweh, Yahweh.
	Boom, boom.
	Kiri, Yahweh.
	Half the times I hear these Latin songs, I think of the omen.
	I start getting scared.
	Get fired.
	Get wait, have we read everything?
	Last.
	Yeah.
	We're going to be doing a bunch of giveaways to the callers.
	That'll happen at 10.
	Loot crate, hashy socks, primal urge meat sticks.
	But you cheap asses who don't pay for this site can't have anything.
	The survival rate of COVID is 99.7.
	We had a 99.8 resubscription rate as the year passed in June for one year of censored.tv.
	That many people re-upped their subscription because they signed up for one guy, a guy with two thumbs who loves blowjobs.
	They got, they're about to get Katie Hopkins.
	We got Jim Goad.
	We have Larry Barnes, world heavyweight champion, discussing fights.
	We've, what would you call Gary?
	A wanderer.
	A wanderer.
	A gypsy.
	Seemingly mentally ill gypsy named Gary reading our mail.
	We have Laura Loomer, Congresswoman to be.
	We have Jacob Wall.
	We have Copper Cab.
	We have Milo every Friday night.
	And actually, Katie was asking a lot about Milo.
	And she goes, is he okay?
	Is he all right?
	Everyone's worried.
	You know what I mean?
	And I said, the thing about Milo is he's ambitious.
	So you kick him.
	And this is, I think, the first time he's been kicked down.
	Like, Michelle Monken has been flushed down the toilet 100 times.
	And so you can't hurt her.
	She's like, hello, I'm back up from the sewers.
	But Milo, I think this is his first flush.
	And he came out of it going, all right, what about this?
	A dating show.
	I'll be a woman, and we'll get three attractive girls, and then we'll match them up with conservatives and see if they can start finding love.
	He built a wall on his show.
	Yeah.
	And Paul ate glass.
	Paul ate glass?
	He ate glass.
	Thanks for you said it once, and then you went like this.
	He ate glass because we don't know what glass or eating is.
	We never heard of those things.
	Put those two things together.
	You know, eating?
	Where you're like talking, but you don't say anything, and then food is in your face, and then it goes away and becomes poo.
	Have you heard of this?
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Fucking cock.
	I'm not lamenting the lack of penises in my life as a closeted gay man.
	I am saying fucking cock to Chief Jeff Ramsey, who shut down a charitable program that unites his police force and the black community that want his police force dead.
	He shut it down because radical leftists think I'm a white supremacist and the man who makes the pizzas spoke to me.
	I hate this fucking shit.
	Wait, did we just, did you just double down on that and now something else bad's going to happen now?
	What do you mean?
	We just talked to him again.
	Is this going to cause some other thing?
	What other thing could it cost?
	The program's done.
	They're not accepting pizzas.
	Do you know what's been going on in this world, Ryan, as you sit there playing your video games?
	Atlanta cops are leaving the force in droves.
	It's a blue flu.
	Oh, cool.
	You have a name for it.
	No, Twitter has.
	They're not showing up to calls.
	They're calling in sick.
	And they're quitting.
	They're sacrificing their pensions worth millions of dollars, by the way.
	If you're making a lot of the New York cops I know that busted their ass towards the end and really got their numbers up before they retired, they pay you like 80% of what you made in your best year, your last year.
	So they just, they don't see their families and they go into overtime dementia and they earn like 170 grand their last year.
	So they get paid 100 grand or 110 grand, whatever, for the rest of their lives.
	It ends up being about $4 million.
	So these guys are throwing away $4 million because they're so fucking pissed that this Atlanta cop is facing felony murder.
	What?
	The guy grabbed his taser and shot him with it.
	You saw the video, right?
	Yeah.
	Some cop, I couldn't find evidence of this, but some cop told me that in Dallas, they're pushing for it to be felony murder if you shoot someone who attacks you with a knife.
	And I'm like, every cop has to be fucking Bruce Lee?
	I would say 5% of cops box and take MMA and that kind of thing.
	The rest of them are pretty fat pigs.
	Bad choice of words.
	But a lot of them are chubsters.
	A lot of them look like Chief Wiggum.
	And especially when they get older, when they're about to retire, now I gotta fucking do some crab McGraw ninja moves every time someone has a every time some 20-year-old on meth has a knife.
	whisps whisps whisps
	What am I?
	I should have been doing sound effects for that the whole time.
	What am I?
	Li Lianjie?
	What am I?
	Wong Fei Hong?
	See, that's kung fu movie buff talk.
	What are you doing?
	You're opening premiere?
	I want to see if I could make a shut it down clip while doing this.
	Just by reading his lips, if I'm going like, shut it down.
	You're making a new clip on the show.
	Yeah, it takes retarded.
	All right.
	I guess we should talk to Pesobic.
	Okay.
	Yeah.
	So Atlanta's quitting.
	Chicago's on fire, dude.
	Chicago's going fucking nuts.
	And the MIPD is allegedly going on strike on July 4th.
	And I said to my wife, good.
	Burn it down.
	And she goes, businesses are going to be destroyed.
	And I said, good.
	And then she goes, women are going to get raped.
	Children are going to get hurt.
	And I was like, all right, not great.
	We got Jack.
	Hi, Jack.
	Gavin, what's going on?
	How you doing?
	I'm still showering.
	I'm like my fifth shower after leaving the Seattle Autonomous Zone.
	And I'm telling you, I still have the stench of despair on me.
	I don't want to be judgmental, and I don't want this to hurt your feelings, but I've never been able to smell someone through Skype, but I can smell body odor and foreskin and puke through the Skype.
	No, no, that's on your end.
	Oh, my God.
	That's what that is.
	Is Chaz going to...
	Yeah, no.
	I mean, you know, the North Korean experiment is really a good model for them.
	I think it's definitely something where they can thrive.
	Why aren't you on video, by the way?
	Can we not video him?
	Are you on video Skype right now?
	I want to see you.
	I miss you.
	I miss you as well.
	I miss your Musk, but not the other part.
	So we're just doing audio?
	Yeah, just audio this time.
	Okay.
	I'll show some Chaz B-roll in the meantime.
	So you were down there.
	How long can this last?
	What do you think?
	Like, can it be even another week?
	Yeah, so what's crazy is like, they tried to do one of these up in Portland, right?
	So the weekend I was there, Portland Antifa drove up.
	It's just a couple hours south from Seattle.
	So they drove up, saw what was what, and then they went back to Portland and tried to set up their own last night right outside of the mayor's house.
	And the mayor, Ted Wheeler, and I got to give him credit, he was like, no.
	And he sent the cops in at 6 a.m.
	They busted the entire thing up while everybody was asleep at their parents' house.
	But in Seattle, you've got a situation where the mayor has been playing footsies with these guys and the governor doesn't want to do anything.
	So she's sort of like, it reminds me of when I covered the Freddie Gray riots in 2015.
	And the mayor said, well, I just want to give them space to be heard.
	And then they, you know, they burn down the city.
	That's kind of what's going on here.
	So there's this weird back and forth going on where during the daytime, it's actually kind of chill for the most part, unless you come in as like a Christian street preacher or if you're carrying something divisive, you know, like carrying an American flag or something more.
	Something divisive and fascist, like an American flag.
	But then at night is when it gets really crazy.
	Break-ins, arson, mob.
	They call it mobbing.
	Like they go mobbing around town.
	And that's when Warlord Ratz and his posse are marching around.
	So what if you live in an apartment in this zone and you're an old Polish woman who likes to make soup?
	Like, what's your life like?
	Yeah, so they've already started very quietly been reaching out to like local police and local media because they're terrified, right?
	Some of them are terrified right now.
	There was a report yesterday.
	Someone said they got followed into a parking garage by and then they jumped into their car before they could, you know, before they could do anything.
	They didn't know what was going on.
	These are people who are just trying to live their lives, right?
	They're not necessarily, these are normies, right?
	They're not necessarily political.
	They're like, yeah, Black Lives Matter.
	Okay, sure.
	Yeah, Black Lives, I like Black people.
	Black people are fine.
	But they don't want to get involved in any of this craziness.
	And so it's going to be kind of like the Occupy movement, I think, which most of those lasted for about a month before the local residents, the actual taxpayers and the business owners of the area were just fed up and had enough and they finally cleared them all out.
	I think this is going to follow something along the similar timeline.
	Well, that movement ended in feces and rape, and it's looking like this is headed in the same direction.
	Yes, but with guns.
	Feces, rape, and guns.
	They keep adding a new thing every time they do this.
	Right.
	Well, they're militant now, and that's the problem, right?
	We had one of these John Brown gun club guys who go around manning the checkpoints, making sure there's no conservatives who get in or anything.
	And one of the guys, they're so incredibly irresponsible with their guns.
	One of the guys lost his gun and his kit.
	He said he was, oh, I was staying out, and I woke up and it was gone.
	And then they launched a GoFundMe to try to buy some new rifles for him.
	I'm like, this doesn't sound like it's very good.
	Yeah, I saw that.
	Unbelievable.
	We lost our guns.
	Can you buy us new guns?
	I'm like, no, you were the people.
	And then there was another video that came out.
	Warlord Raz is going around handing out AR-15s from the back of his Tesla.
	And he said, and they said, what are you doing this way?
	He said, well, I heard there's Proud Boys in Seattle.
	I heard this Proud Boys are going to come in.
	And what, so You're going to shoot them?
	Like, that's the plan, Raz?
	You're just going to shoot people for walking up with a different opinion than you or something.
	And it's like, this is like, you know, the Sharks versus the Jets and Westside story.
	But I got to tell you, that guy, Raz, he's pretty soft on his own, right?
	He kind of gets muscle to do stuff for him, but I had the opportunity to meet him up close and personal, and the guy's soft.
	He's actually pretty little.
	He's a pussy, is what you're trying to say.
	Yes, yes, he is.
	Raz is a pussy.
	All right.
	So he's got his enforcers that he'll go have him do his dirty work for him.
	Like you see somebody filming him for too long, and that's actually what happened.
	So there was a journalist from Scriber News who's sitting next to me and what they call the conversation couch.
	So we were sitting on the conversation couch, and it's like two in the morning after the break-in, and they're holding this thief at gunpoint.
	And he goes to film Raz and the posse to kind of show, hey, this is what goes on at night here.
	This isn't like the kumbaya and everybody's scratching each other's backs and doing drugs during the day.
	This is some gang stuff going on here.
	So he goes to film Raz, and then Raz is kind of like looking over and then looking over.
	And then he sends one of his enforcers over, and that guy just starts wailing on the journalist.
	And finally, I got enough people over and we just broke it all up.
	But Raz, at the same time, walks away.
	He just walks away as it's going on.
	Like he's like, oh, I'm wiping my hands of it.
	It's because he's a coward.
	At the end of the day, he's just a coward who's got some crazy people working for him and he wants to rule the roost.
	Fantastic.
	All right, Jack, thanks for coming on the show.
	I like you more than a friend.
	I miss you too, sweetheart.
	Bye.
	Cowboys are going there on my birthday.
	Chaz Raz.
	The day I turn 50, they are going to storm Chaz and kick everyone's ass.
	That seems like a great idea.
	I'll be very surprised if anything's there at the time.
	Like Occupy Wall Street died on its own.
	We were joking the other day.
	Imagine it just thrives.
	It becomes like this anarcho-socialist commune that is so efficient that it just starts spreading across America.
	We all start bartering.
	I'll give you a chicken if you fix my sink.
	And all of a sudden, America abandons capitalism.
	What came first, the chicken or the sink?
	What about sequencing the genome?
	I'll give you a chicken if you sequence my genome.
	I need 7,000 chickens.
	Oh, okay.
	As a down payment.
	I guess I'll just steal the keys to a chicken farm and give those to you.
	I guess we got to take calls soon.
	Yeah.
	Is that what it's come down to?
	We can do that.
	I have so many other stories.
	I want to talk about the biggest loser couple in America, Jamie Peck and her boyfriend, her husband.
	But that's a whole Jared Shanahan.
	That's a whole other show.
	Iran had a thing where they called us all racist.
	Today, it was painful being in Breezy Point today because I'm banned.
	4% of Manhattanites voted for Trump.
	Almost 80% of Breezy Point residents voted for Trump.
	It's copland.
	It's a secret, very secluded beach community in which I think it's Queens.
	It's like, it's so far down the south, it's hard to tell if it's Brooklyn or Queens.
	And when I walk down the street there, I get high fives.
	Hey, how you doing?
	There's American flags everywhere.
	Trump flags everywhere.
	It is the South in New York city.
	But I tried to rent a place there and they Googled me and they said, you're too controversial.
	Sorry, we don't want you here.
	That's why I had all those Breezy Point episodes last year because I was trying to fuck them.
	That's when I was on my mutual vacation.
	That's when John and Max were arrested.
	It was a weird, that was a crazy time.
	Oh, really?
	Yep.
	John and Max were arrested when I was banned.
	We were only a couple of episodes into the new website.
	Well, you know what's funny?
	The woman I was visiting today, the broker comes by to show the house to renters, and that's the broker that set up my deal.
	Whoa.
	And I was like, thank you so much for all your hard work.
	You didn't get one penny because I didn't end up staying here because I'm banned from Coptown.
	Remember when that summer too, there's a Jewish club, a Jewish sort of country club.
	Oh, yeah.
	It's all blue-collar.
	Graffiti or something?
	You can have country clubs in blue-collar towns.
	There was a Jewish country club and a more sort of a Catholic Irish country club down the beach.
	And the Jewish country club was vandalized and it said like, fuck the Jews, the Holocaust never happened, blah, blah, blah.
	And Cuomo wanted it to be Proud Boy so fucking bad.
	So bad that I suspected he did it.
	And then we found out it was a disgruntled African-American 14-year-old who was super pissed for being fired.
	And she was like, I don't even think she was very political.
	Like if it was vegetarian, she would have wrote like meat rules, eat fucking steaks.
	She just wanted to piss off her boss.
	But Cuomo saw this as evidence that I'm dangerous and prowboys are dangerous and blah, blah, fucking blah.
	All right, let's start taking calls.
	All right.
	I guess I have to start sketching.
	Are we giving away?
	Oh, we got to start giving away.
	Give it away.
	Give it away.
	Give it away now.
	Can you be my little bitch?
	Be my little beach.
	Get me more bourbon with some rocks and some blank paper.
	A beer would be great.
	You know, I drink beer now when I drink bourbon Not To do...
	I'm a two-cube nigga.
	Not to do anything but slow down the bourbon drinking.
	So my beer is like a water.
	And I always now get a beer and a maker's.
	Because if I just have makers all night, I'm going to wet to bed and have AIDS the next day.
	So the beer is like a Way to slow down the makers.
	And I thought it would be a great invention for brutal alcoholics like myself to give us.
	We've talked about this on the show in the past, so I'm sorry to bore you, but a safe where your booze is locked in the safe, you can fill it up two ounces, and then it won't work for another two hours.
	Why go to AA when you can have technology discipline you?
	sad
	Be my little baby!
	We got Eric.
	Hello.
	Hey.
	Hello.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	I just want to start by saying that.
	Hello.
	But I actually had never tried makers until watching your podcast, and it's actually pretty incredible.
	You know what's incredible about it?
	When you're hungover the next morning and you have explosive diarrhea, it smells like Halloween candy in the bathroom for some strange reason.
	Right?
	And then kids come knocking on your bathroom hand and shut the tree.
	Yeah, they're like, hey, Brad, what are you doing in there?
	You have bubble gum in there?
	Your ass turns to Willy Wonka's chocolate factor.
	I think it's doing a weird thing to my body, though.
	Like, I'll eat and get super bloated with like two hot dogs and a beer, and I look like fucking Santa Claus.
	And then I'll drink a bourbon, and my metabolism will go into overdrive to break it down because they think the bourbon is poison.
	And they're kind of right.
	But I think it makes your body less able to digest on its own.
	Because it's like, oh, I'll wait for the poison trick to break down this hot dog.
	So I think it's actually making me fatter.
	I don't know.
	That stuff is incredible, though.
	Yeah, I think your goal should be to keep it under three a night.
	That's a good goal to have.
	When did you last get laid?
	Actually, two nights ago at Myrtle Beach.
	Apparently, it's a hot zone now for COVID, so I need to stay under quarantine.
	Who did you fuck?
	My fiancé.
	Oh, nice.
	What was the general setup?
	Doggy, missionary?
	Nah, just a typical missionary.
	You know, this morning I was thinking, like, I'm going to do something crazy with my wife.
	I'm going to fuck her like at one mile an hour.
	Like, I had this big plan.
	And then by the time I got up, brushed my teeth and everything, I was like, nah, we're just going to pound it out.
	Yeah, sometimes you plan it one way and then it just kind of works out another.
	Yeah, you have the big ideas.
	You know, another one I like to do.
	Yeah, as long as you reach that goal, that's the only thing there.
	Right.
	But it's good to have variety and have a different one each time.
	Like, yes, of course, you just want to do the easy, like, eat your dog food at your bowl kind of thing.
	But you also want to mix it up a bit.
	Like, I haven't done this in a long time, but I used to do this thing where I was like, neat nah, neat nah, boom.
	Pause.
	Neat nah, neat, nah, boom.
	So it was, it kept you on edge.
	You don't know what's going to, when's the next thrust coming?
	You want to switch it up, but it's like in your mind, you build it up in your head, and you go to dude.
	It's like, all right, this is, yeah, let's get into it.
	Yeah, it's kind of like food in a way.
	Like, you want to have a nice stir-fry with cashews.
	I want to eat a salad.
	It sounds good, but damn.
	I want to soak the tofu in soy sauce for 12 hours before I put it in the stir-fry.
	And then other times you're like, just give me a fucking slice of mozzarella.
	All right, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Fuck off.
	Oh, you won, by the way.
	You douche.
	I won.
	Yeah.
	Now let's just talk about what you won.
	Yeah.
	You didn't just win.
	I actually had something to say, though.
	That was just like.
	Yeah, he never got to.
	He never asked your question.
	You kept talking about your penis.
	Yeah, well, I heard you say about makers, and I lose makers, but I'm a manager in the grocery store, and a police officer came through, and I went and like, he went and was putting his grocery stuff up, and I paid for his bill.
	And the person with him was apparently someone in our corporate headquarters.
	And the cashier, he's this SGW girl who never taking police orders.
	I did not understand one word you just said.
	You sound like you're flanging in and out.
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	Are you hearing him, Ryan?
	Yeah.
	What do you say?
	He's the manager of a grocery store.
	There was a cop, and he paid for his bill.
	He paid for his items.
	And then the person he was with was some SJW blue-haired type chick, right?
	Yep.
	Yes, correct.
	And what'd she do?
	Yeah, what'd she do?
	And well, later she came to me and she said the person with the officer was part of our corporate headquarters.
	And she said it in a way like, oh, you're going to get in trouble.
	And I'm thinking, please fire me for that.
	What town are you in?
	I'm in Mooresville, North Carolina.
	Hoarsville.
	So let me just get this straight.
	The sin that was committed was someone in your grocery store's organization knows a cop.
	Yeah, pretty much.
	In other words, we should not speak to police.
	If you meet someone at a bar, hey, how's it going?
	Yeah, the Mets sucked this year.
	And they go, yeah, well, as a cop, and you're supposed to go, what did you just say?
	And then walk away.
	Right?
	No friends.
	I know someone in your corporate.
	Cops cannot be your friend.
	Okay, got it.
	See, this is why all this shit is good for us.
	Because we've been seen as like these nutty KKK lunatics who want to fucking throw gays off buildings?
	And we've been saying, No, we're not that.
	We just think that things are getting too extreme.
	And then they went, Fuck you.
	And then things went really extreme.
	And now they're going, Oh, maybe you're right.
	All right, thanks for calling, dude.
	I got your info.
	I'll contact you after the thing.
	So that caller, that caller, as well as the next caller, gets two pairs of Heshi socks.
	Yes.
	Heshiwear.com.
	H-E-S-H-I, Heshy.
	Heshy.
	They gave me a huge bag of socks for me and a huge bag of socks for Milo.
	And I thought, I'm just keeping Milo's socks.
	So now I have an entire drawer of Heshy socks.
	I'm not going to go find him.
	He's in New Jersey.
	Yeah, good point.
	Promo code Gavin, 20% off all orders.
	Number two, no, both callers get all of this.
	Hell yeah.
	One loot crate, and that's lootcrate.com.
	It's a place that gives you presents basically every month.
	Promo code Gavin, 20% off all orders.
	And then three, the first two callers get one box of primal urge meatsticks, which was my nickname for my dick.
	So what it is, it's a latex duplication of my exact penis erect.
	No, just kidding.
	It is delicious meat sticks.
	I guess that's beef jerky.
	Something like that, yeah.
	I should maybe do a little more research on our sponsors.
	Primalurge.com.
	So primal, the word primal, urge, u-r-g-e dot com, promo code Gavin, 20% off.
	That's right.
	And our second caller will be coming from our Discord.
	You can join it at censor.tv slash discord.
	Censor.tv.
	It's like half Bob Maneri and half Dinesh D'Souza.
	Okay, thank you.
	We're going to have sensor.tv and half fucking Down syndrome, apparently.
	Hey guys.
	Have you learned?
	What's going on, guys?
	Hey, what's going on?
	What's going on?
	So we do have a caller lined up.
	The next caller that's lined up, they are the big winner.
	All right.
	Bristol, go ahead.
	Hello, Gavin.
	How are you?
	Hi, girl.
	Hey.
	Hello from Oklahoma City.
	We were talking in the Discord the other night, and we all kind of have a burning question for you.
	Do you eat ass?
	Yes, I guess is the short answer.
	When you get older, though, in a marriage, I've known my wife for 20 years, so it's not exactly ass-eating town.
	Like there's in the past, there may have been ball gags involved.
	There may have been magic wands, and there may have been handcuffs and all that stuff.
	But now, 20 years in, my goal is just like to get away from the most standard doggy style fuck imaginable.
	And that's not easy.
	So when you say, do you eat ass?
	It implies that I'm like a single guy out and about.
	But in my heyday, oh yeah.
	In fact, I've always said, if you can't get it up and you don't have blue chew, just smell her ass.
	And you'll be so disgusted with yourself for being such a disgusting pervert that you'll get a boner.
	Homeboys are going to like get it.
	I mean, you're not wrong.
	My boyfriend, he likes to sniff my ass.
	So I think it's a common thing.
	Yeah, it's a disgusting, horrible thing that men do that reminds them that they're animals.
	Look at that home.
	Well, I really appreciate you answering our question.
	I'm sure they're going to be really happy to hear the answer.
	Congratulations.
	And I will.
	And by the way, people on the Discord, in the 18 plus porn section of the Discord, can we stop it with the women that are in unbelievable shape?
	Like, I'm not into six packs.
	You know, they put a picture of you spreading your ass.
	Yes.
	And it's totally reasonable to be horrified by that picture.
	I was too.
	I hadn't seen my asshole before.
	I didn't know what it looked like.
	It's weird how brown the whole area is.
	It's got a patina.
	But secondly, the picture of the erection was from the Mercedes Carrera episode.
	I had Peyroni's disease at the time, so it's curved.
	So it's curving into the camera.
	So it is actually much smaller.
	If you want to see my actual penis, look at the video where I'm running on the beach, and it's basically a boa constrictor bouncing off each leg.
	You're such a ghoul.
	I got it.
	I'll definitely search that up and do my own research on that one.
	Do your own penis research.
	Congrats on the Heshy socks and stuff.
	Thank you.
	Thank you.
	Have fun.
	See ya.
	All right, guys.
	We're going to go back and forth and back and forth from the callers to the Discord, the call of the Discord.
	So be right back.
	We have another call.
	This is Jennifer Tennis.
	Jennifer Tennis.
	That's a weird name.
	Is this Jennifer Tennis?
	No, it's Jenna.
	Oh, I see.
	What's your name?
	Jenna.
	And what's your last name?
	Young.
	Young?
	Oh, that's not that crazy.
	I like the name Jennifer Tennis.
	Yeah, you should change it.
	It sounds like a cool murder name.
	So ultimately, Jennifer Tennis was arrested for double homicide.
	Well, maybe that's true.
	I don't know.
	We'll see.
	What's up, Jennifer Tennis?
	Hi.
	Well, first I wanted to say I want to make you like a pool boy.
	Yeah.
	I was just watching that episode the other day.
	That was a funny riff we had with Stephen Van Sant.
	Yeah.
	Well, I've been binge watching because my husband and I are doing construction on our house.
	And so I heard that one.
	I've actually, we've been doing so much construction that I've listened to every episode twice, and that includes CR-TV.
	Oh, wow.
	You're really binging.
	Well, you should check out the other shows, like Soph, she's a meaty meal.
	Oh, yeah, definitely.
	I've listened to Biggs a few times, and I'll check out Soph.
	Thanks.
	Biggs is going to start doing Man on the Street stuffs.
	Oh, fine.
	And he said, I'm probably going to mostly be on the beach.
	Should I call it Biggs on the Beach?
	And I said, no, because if you're Biggs on the beach and you do some street interviews, it looks weird.
	If you're Biggs on the street and you do some beach interviews, it's fine.
	It's like Christian.
	Like Catholics are Christian.
	Yes.
	But Christians, if you have a Christian show and it's all about Catholicism, it would be weird.
	Well, hey, let me tell you this.
	First of all, the video drops have ruined my life, okay?
	I think them all the time.
	You know, someone in real life will say something where you guys would drop and get good at it, if you will.
	But it doesn't happen.
	And so then I get all confused.
	Yeah.
	Jennifer Tennis, we're in the same boat.
	And the other weird part, too, is like even my wife, who doesn't watch the show, I'll say like, I was getting good and getting good at it, if you will.
	And then she'll not know what I'm talking about.
	So she'll just see me go, getting good at it, if you will.
	And it's like a tree fell in the woods.
	It didn't make a sound.
	No one knows what I'm talking about.
	I felt ugly.
	I felt gay.
	Listen, I did it with my kids once.
	I homeschooled.
	I caught myself halfway through, but anyway.
	Okay, well, Gavin, what I wanted to say is, morally, what I appreciate most about you is your defense of the Oxford comma.
	Thank you.
	Okay.
	I'm still working hard.
	Listen, there's something that you say that's grammatically incorrect.
	Okay, let's have it.
	You want me to tell you about it?
	Yep.
	Okay, so it has to do with pronouns.
	Okay, so sometimes you use the nominative pronoun when you mean to use, or when it's correctly, would be the objective pronoun.
	Okay, so for example.
	Okay, so if you said the sentence, Milo works with Ryan and I. So the I is a nominative pronoun, which means it goes at the beginning of a sentence.
	And the objective pronoun is me.
	Me.
	So yes, so an objective pronoun is.
	Milo works with Ryan and me.
	Me and Ryan.
	Yeah, so it's the object of the preposition, the direct object, or the indirect object.
	And the way that you can check it is if you take Ryan out.
	So if you just say, Milo works with me, okay, you wouldn't say Milo works with I, right?
	Great.
	That's a great way to make sure you don't make that mistake.
	Take Ryan out of it.
	Milo works with me.
	Milo works with I. Yeah.
	So never have I at the end of a sentence, basically.
	Right.
	And sometimes, you know, even in the middle of a sentence, you can always check it by checking out, you know, the number of people in the sentence is irrelevant.
	So you can take that out.
	And so I have some really, really bad news.
	Milo and I is not correct.
	It should be Milo and me.
	I'm sorry.
	The name of our show is grammatically incorrect.
	That's why it was canceled.
	It is.
	Ah.
	Wait a minute.
	That means Whitney, the original movie, is wrong.
	Yes, you're right.
	Was it intentional?
	I don't think it was.
	And it's funny because Whitdail and I is written by a very educated man.
	I think the problem here is that this was sort of a given for many years, the 70s, the 80s, into the 90s, that it was blah, blah, blah and I. Yes.
	And then we realized that was wrong pretty recently.
	Yeah, it's like whom, like you said.
	I mean, there is a time to use it, but it's kind of gay.
	So.
	What about the word nigger?
	Well, it depends on how you use it.
	Sometimes it could be the subject.
	Sometimes it would be the direct object.
	You could use it in quotes if you're quoting somebody.
	Niggardly.
	I'd stay away from it.
	That's an adjective.
	No.
	Well, it could be an adjective or adverb.
	I think it's more of a pandemic.
	Well, all I know is that you just okayed the N-word and you're racist, and we want you off our show.
	Thank you for calling.
	Goodbye.
	God.
	Terrible.
	I can't believe a racist got through our screen.
	Yep.
	Didn't she say saying nigger is awesome?
	Yeah, I think that's basically what she said.
	Jennifer Tennis, my ass.
	God.
	It's 2020.
	Fucking.
	We're back to the Discord.
	All right.
	Next up, we got Rap Game Virage.
	Yo, what up, Gavin?
	What up, dog?
	Yo, what up, Brian?
	That was good Latin before.
	That's what's up, man.
	Yeah, and also, Gavin, I was reading your book, The Death of Cool, and you had that same shirt, button white.
	So that was interesting.
	I was just looking at it.
	I'm actually doing some research about you because I want to write like a kind of a bio, a quick bio of you.
	And I want to paint you in a good light.
	Where's the bio going to go?
	Wikipedia?
	I don't know.
	Are you locked?
	I think you're locked on Wikipedia.
	If you write something good about me on Wikipedia, you get banned.
	Right.
	Dude, this week, a guy who drew a painting of me was kicked out of his gallery.
	A guy Who did an interview with me was banned from supplying pizzas to low-income housing?
	You shouldn't be listening to this show.
	Am I going to be okay?
	No, there's no way.
	There's no way I'm going to be okay.
	I don't give a fuck.
	Yeah, Gavin, you got Ryan.
	We're out here.
	We're riding with you.
	You still have a lot of people out there.
	I wouldn't worry.
	It's kind of getting dark now, but I feel like things are going to pick up.
	Things are going to pick up.
	But anyway, my question was, I don't know if, I mean, I know you're talking about ass and all this stuff, but I want to talk about your corporate days when you were at Vice and Rooster.
	You were kind of involved with advertising.
	And I don't know, in your book, The Death of the Cool, it said you left Vice in 2008 after Vice was getting involved with MTV.
	The company culture was kind of changing.
	So I wanted to ask you, what were red flags?
	Did you see red flags at Vice?
	Like, oh, shit, this is going really SJW.
	And same with Rooster.
	Like, what was that like?
	Because you talk a little bit about it in your book with Vice.
	It said Shane Smith came up to you and he was like talking about some HR department.
	And you're like, I don't even know we have an HR department.
	So like, what were like some red flags?
	Yeah, that's a great question.
	I think the biggest red flag advice was...
	I wanted them to be enemies, just like an animal house.
	There's the animal house and the rival fraternity.
	And, you know, one of the reasons that movie was so good is that they had John Belushi in the cool Delta house.
	They all got to hang out for like 14 days.
	The jerk fraternity with Kevin Bacon and everyone, they were flown down that day.
	They didn't know each other and they were pissed off that these guys had been having so much fun.
	And I liked that concept.
	It was an animal house business plan.
	So editorial doesn't like advertising.
	They don't get along.
	They're always fighting.
	Why did you guys print a fashion shoot that had people nude, fucking, you just lost me Toyota?
	Fight, fight, fight.
	And I also demanded that it always be a loft space.
	We started as in a loft in Montreal, and I always wanted everyone to be open floor plan.
	Bloomberg was like this too.
	I'm not a fan of him, but that's one good thing about him is he always insisted on having his desk next to someone else's desk.
	He doesn't have his own office.
	And when Vice got their own corporate office, which by the way, I wasn't invited to, I went, wait a minute, we're abandoning the floor plan here.
	We're not doing the open floor plan.
	This doesn't bode well.
	Where were you in like in Williamsburg?
	Like you were not?
	This is in Williamsburg, yeah.
	My desk was like, I didn't really have a desk.
	I was like sanctioned towards the bathroom.
	So I was there when someone would have a really stinky shit, which, you know, what's funny?
	My dad at his company, prior data sciences as an engineer, he was the vice president of the company, but he had caused so much trouble and was so ostracized that he was also by the bathroom.
	And that's why when my kids are struggling, I say, the McInnes's don't quit.
	We get fired.
	Now, as far as Rooster goes, that was a totally different universe.
	Rooster was a pretty successful renegade advertising agency where we did stuff cheap and on the fly, run and gun.
	And we wouldn't get permits.
	The actors were all $50 a day, extras from Craigslist.
	Everything was like fast and sweet.
	Quick, short, and easy.
	Quick, fast, and easy.
	And we got bought by a French company called Havas.
	Now, the way advertising goes is much like the movie business.
	The movie business wants to spend 5 million now, like with Blair Witchcraft Project, whatever it's called.
	And they made $100 million.
	So they want to put it, they want to get 10 times their return.
	They bought us for, I think, $2 million.
	And the next year, we generated like $2 million.
	And they wanted us to generate $20 million, $200 million.
	So they're like, what the fuck?
	Why do we buy this company?
	They suck.
	So they were dying to cut us loose.
	And when the trans thing hit in July or maybe early August of 2010, they said, oh, you've ruined your company.
	We can't work with it anymore.
	And they dumped us in like a week.
	And you're like, it's August.
	There's no advertising in August.
	The industry is dead.
	And they go, nope, that was Gavin's quote.
	So that was a weird lie.
	But my guys at Rooster, Rob and Sebastian and his brother, Saxon, they never really stabbed me in the back.
	They stood by me.
	So Vice was a very different story.
	Does that answer your question?
	That's the longest answer I've ever given.
	Are you even there still?
	Sorry, dude.
	I had to go to bed.
	I got to get up for work tomorrow.
	I got you.
	Wait, I mean, I got you.
	So it was basically the investor at Rooster that kind of fucked you over or wanted to...
	Havas is a massive French advertising conglomerate.
	They're one of the biggest corporations in the world.
	They're huge.
	And they were dying to get rid of us, and this was a great excuse.
	So the red flag was being moved next to a toilet at Vice, and at Rooster it was like...
	Yeah.
	The red flag was the corporate office at Vice, but at Rooster, there's no red flag.
	And that's what's amazing about Rooster is we see all of this political correctness and racism and you farted on Martin Luther King's birthday and all this shit.
	And what corporations are doing now is they're using this as a cloak to do bad.
	Like we had a contract with Havas.
	We had a deal with them and they wanted to get out of it because we weren't making them enough money.
	So they used the trans controversy to get rid of us.
	And there's going to be no one complaining.
	There'll be no lawsuits.
	There'll be no media.
	It's perfect.
	But you know what's funny with all of these riots and everything?
	And sorry, and the COVID thing?
	Right-wing people are taking advantage of this now.
	And I've talked to people in finance and the companies who are firing all their affirmative action, fake hires and their crazy old Jewish woman that were going to sue them.
	They're firing them now because they won't have a case in court.
	So a lot of companies are throwing out their dead weight right now and dumping people that would sue them normally.
	So it's a bizarre scenario we're in because in many ways this COVID thing was kind of good for companies because they're like, let's get rid of all the lesbians.
	All the courts are closed.
	Yeah, like with COVID and the right, there's like no laws now.
	So you can basically get away with, like, I recommend you get away with anything and like no one's going to stop you.
	And you could, like, it's also, I think, like, in a weird way, it's a good time to start a business because who's going to like regulate you now?
	You know?
	Yeah, I was talking to a guy in a finance company recently, and he said to me, off the record, obviously, he said, my boss told me not to hire any woman.
	He said, it's too dangerous.
	They're going to sue us.
	They might get pregnant.
	So we're actually, in a weird way, going back to the 60s, because all of this HR and suing and affirmative action has made people scared of visible minorities and women.
	So they've actually fucked themselves.
	And now no one wants a woman to that no one wants the smartest woman.
	What's her name?
	Phyllis Schlafly, the greatest woman that ever lived.
	No one wants her because they might get sued.
	I haven't heard that, but I wouldn't doubt it.
	Like the companies were getting so stacked full of broads and it's just like a prime, like prime ground for like sexual harassment, lawsuits, and just a lot of bullshit.
	Yeah, it's sort of like kids.
	Like Bill Burr has this bit where he says, when I was younger, I'd see a kid and I'd be like, hey, what's going on, kid?
	I love kids.
	They're like little drunk people.
	And then he goes, now, when I see a kid come near me, I'm like, get the fuck away from me.
	Because you don't want to be known as a pedophile.
	So we've made kid, like adults scared of kids.
	And I'm pretty sure they tell kids once they're three, like, don't talk to anyone.
	They're going to put you in a van and rape you.
	Yeah, they're going to fuck you.
	Don't talk to anyone.
	They're going to fuck you.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	We've been talking way too much.
	All right.
	Respect.
	Good luck with everybody.
	Respect.
	Respect.
	Mr. McGuinness, I respond to, but I kind of like that word, respect.
	I remember Jim Goad said, he's like, all these black people, like, you disrespected me.
	Jim Goad goes, why do you give a shit if someone respects you?
	What are you gay?
	Yeah.
	Like, I want you to respect me because we work together and we built this company and I want you to think that I'm in control because I am and that we're doing a good thing.
	But like the neighbor, like the guy on 52nd Street where we buy our falafels, like I don't want him to be like, thank you so much for buying this falafel.
	Like if he thought I was a loser, I'd go, all right, well, just don't spit or shit or piss in the falafel and we're good.
	Yeah.
	Hold the respect and the spit if you can.
	If you're going to hold the respect, please hold the spit.
	Did you ever notice that Jim Goad speaking of him?
	He sounds like Ultron.
	Who's Ultron?
	From Avengers?
	I don't know what I'm not 10 years old.
	You reference Marvel in comics all the time.
	I reference Marvel because I go to the movies with my kids, but I'm not familiar the way you are with fucking Voltron.
	It's Ultron.
	Okay, Ultron.
	Listen to his voice and tell me that's not Jim Goad.
	Oh, wait.
	What is this please?
	All right, there's got to be some kind of.
	They'll understand when they see you.
	That sounds like hope.
	Why is he whispering?
	Alright, I'll find it on my own time, but it seems like every one of these media is about overpopulation and how we have to kill half the world.
	Like the Avengers with Thanos and that movie where they're just killing people all the time.
	That robot wanted to kill humans because we're evil.
	Fuck off.
	We got George.
	This can't be George Floyd.
	I guess the topic is George Floyd.
	George Floyd passed.
	He did.
	I completely.
	You have a theory about George Floyd, how, or at the autopsy said, how you think he overdosed?
	Yeah.
	So what I think is, so I used to, like between adderal prescriptions, my neighbor used to call fentanyl, so I'd be like, oh, fuck it.
	Because I go through my prescription in like two weeks, and the next two weeks would be like, damn, so I would just buy fentanyl.
	And so I know the whole fentanyl thing.
	So basically, your heart's not an organ, it's like a bicep.
	So your muscles get so relaxed, aka your heart, when you take fentanyl, that if you fall asleep, and this is for heroin addicts as well, if you fall asleep, that's how you overdose is because your heart stops because you're so relaxed that you literally have to stay awake and force yourself to breathe or you die.
	Wait, I thought it was your lungs.
	Your lungs forget to operate because you fall into such a deep sleep.
	Well, hence, yeah, you think your heart, yeah, your heart slows down so much that when you fall asleep, yeah.
	So my theory is that George Floyd, because like it's like when I was taking it, you have to sit up and he's like, oh, shit, I'm falling asleep now.
	And so, yeah, you forget to stop breathing.
	So I think that he got in a comfortable position of laying down position.
	Like, if I lay down, five seconds later, I'm asleep with asterisk fentanyl because I'm like, oh, shit, like, I'm going to die.
	So I sit up real quick.
	I think George Floyd got so comfortable in that laying down position on Fentanyl that he fell asleep and died.
	Dude, that's a very solid theory.
	Thank you.
	That makes perfect sense.
	He got too less.
	You can't lay down on Fentanyl.
	You can't lay down or you literally fall asleep.
	You know what's crazy about your theory is it implies that while that cop who's facing murder charges had his knee on his neck, George was blissfully going into the abyss of like in the best, in the most restful state ever.
	We all dream of dying like that.
	What a great way to go.
	This is funny.
	Yeah, you can't say that.
	What a great way to go.
	He died doing what he loved, fentanyl.
	All right, man, thanks for calling.
	He's still there.
	Do you want?
	No.
	Okay.
	You only get one point.
	All right, you get one.
	We're going to say that.
	One point.
	I'm done with these three questions.
	You get one question.
	Hello, Discard.
	Yeah, bastards there.
	What's going on, guys?
	You know what's funny, by the way, about Brits?
	I was talking to Katie about this.
	Tommy Robinson's friends, the soccer hooligans, you know where they're going to be around, like I talked about the silent apartheid, how we're all separating now.
	Guess where Englishmen are going to get away from Muslims and to have British culture and pubs and stuff?
	Fucking Northern Ireland.
	Wow.
	This is like a place where maybe three, four years ago, if you were English in Northern Ireland, you would have a stick with a mirror.
	And before you got in your car every day, you would just run it under the car and make sure there were no bombs hidden there.
	These same people, five years later, are going to Northern Ireland in droves to be with their own.
	How the fuck did we get here?
	Megan.
	Y'all are here?
	Hello?
	You're all right.
	Get too much.
	Cool then.
	It's fucking Morgan.
	You're right, mate.
	You're right, mate.
	Yo, what's up, Gavin?
	It's Morgan.
	It's a very difficult situation.
	It's a very difficult situation.
	Wow.
	Anyway, I fucking, dude, I saw this Instagram page called Blackpilled.
	And they had like these, they had these Antifa fags wearing Proud Boy gear.
	And it's not the first time I've seen this happen, like either at Chaz or these other gay riots that are happening.
	And I wanted to know, like, I know that you're telling the Proud Boys to back off, but do you think that this is like another group starting some shit?
	Do you think this is Antifa?
	Like, what the fuck do you think is happening?
	Are you talking about those dudes with Tiny Tuets?
	Tiny had a San Francisco jersey on, and then there was guys with these Proud Boys sweatshirts?
	Yeah.
	Yeah, if you're with Tiny, you're a Proud Boys.
	And they have like it.
	I think like five Proud Boys did go to Chaz or did go to that area and go not fuck with them, but just like see what was going on.
	I think they got recorded by some dude with a phone.
	They took his phone.
	The general consensus with Proud Boys is, let's wait till July 18th and see if it's still a problem then.
	But I guess there's guys lurking around checking it out.
	Fucking Tiny is an awesome dude.
	You know what's cool about Tiny?
	There was this guy, I forget his name, let's say Chris Cunningham.
	And Tiny quit the Proud Boys and then he rejoined again.
	And Chris goes, that's fucked up, man.
	You can't do that.
	So Tiny goes, well, let's fight.
	And he goes, yeah, let's fight.
	So they fought in a very few people have this video, but they fought in a parking garage.
	And Tiny does this thing when he fights.
	He takes his shoes and socks off.
	Because he's such a fucking weird Maori.
	There he is.
	He's such a Polynesian Maori dude.
	He's from, um...
	Samoa?
	Yeah, he's from American Samoa.
	But he takes his shoes and socks off to fight.
	So they fought.
	And, you know, you're fighting tiny.
	You're going to get fucking killed.
	And there's black eyes and broken noses.
	And then they said, "Alright, it's good.
	We're good now." He knows he could fuck somebody up so bad, he just like pulls them off.
	He doesn't actually strike.
	That's what I love about these Prowboy gatherings, WestFest.
	We'll meet and we'll all have beer and stuff every year in Las Vegas, but there's always a boxing ring.
	And you go there and you fucking, there's always a fight.
	There's a fight the entire night.
	So if you're bored, just walk over to the ring.
	I actually never fight because I'm so shit-faced.
	I know I'll just get killed.
	But you just walk over to the ring and you're like, oh, there's a fight.
	Have you ever fought at one of those things?
	No, I didn't.
	But Gavin, one last question.
	I was in the 18 and up chat on the Discord and your asshole, do you shave it?
	Because it looks amazing.
	Yeah, I'm not proud of my asshole.
	I'm not proud of my analytics.
	I had never seen it.
	I've never touched it.
	I've never shaved it.
	I've never done anything to it.
	I'm as disturbed as you are by the shape of that fucking disgusting thing.
	Well, it is now my wallpaper and just be proud of your boy.
	And again, it's a very difficult situation.
	Hey, Difficult Situate!
	Okay, we'll Go back to the calls for a second.
	You know what I just heard on Stern as I drove to New York today?
	Apparently, David Chase recorded like nine endings.
	No way.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	And just to fuck with everyone?
	Kind of selfish to not put those out.
	Yeah, good point.
	What the fudge?
	We got Tony, I think, right?
	Yeah.
	Hi.
	Hello.
	Hello?
	I didn't know so many chicks listened to this show.
	Well, okay.
	Aren't we sexist?
	Is this a sexist show?
	I think you're not sexist at all.
	You just call bullshit.
	You're calling bullshit.
	And women have a higher propensity.
	And they just happen to be women.
	You're just a person calling bullshit.
	So I'm not sexist, but I'm critical of my own sex, and I call bullshit.
	So I wanted to talk to you.
	I have, if you bear with me on a comment that I have for you, is that you used to be an ad man where you know how to brand.
	You're very advanced at branding and marketing.
	That the left is brilliant at is propaganda.
	And I think the conservatives at it.
	So one of the most brilliant propaganda thing is SJW.
	So when you break down that word, when I say this to my friends, SJWs, and they go, what do you mean?
	Social justice words.
	Well, social is a neutral word.
	Justice is a very positive word.
	And a warrior is awesome.
	So when you call them SJWs, you're calling them kind of like an awesome thing.
	But yet they're the most despicable people.
	The other thing is, oh, Antifa.
	Anti-fascist.
	Well, who doesn't want to be an anti-fascist?
	That's a wonderful, again, a wonderful thing.
	So they're brilliant at propaganda.
	And, you know, even the People's Republic of China, they're not a republic.
	Well, how about North Korea?
	What's North Korea called?
	North Korea is called like the National Democratic Society of Korea or something.
	I got a piss.
	Exactly.
	So with all due respect, and I say this because I love you, but the whole thing with Proud Boys, that is a toxic brand right now.
	And you have a branding problem.
	And, you know, even calling yourself chauvinist, nobody knows what a chauvinist is.
	But a chauvinist has a very negative connotation because in the 70s, they said Archie Bunker was a chauvinistic pig, and that meant he was against women.
	So that's a negative word, whether it's not the correct definition.
	You're going on the moral high ground, but nobody understands it.
	It's a branding issue.
	And so like the Proud Boys, that's dead in the water.
	I mean, that's DOA.
	That's dead.
	Yes, this is a great point.
	You know, you should change it to something like...
	It was like, we're done with kowtowing.
	We're done with propaganda.
	We're done with marketing.
	The Proud Boys were not invented.
	The Proud Boys were not invented to market something.
	We weren't trying to...
	It was as a fuck you to the incurious.
	You're not getting, you're getting fucked by it because people are in prison.
	So you're getting, it's not working.
	And they're winning in a lot of ways because they're very good at propaganda.
	Because you win a war with swords, but you also win a war with ideologies.
	And it's very hard to fight a war of ideologies.
	You have to use propaganda.
	So this is why I don't like women.
	Why are women smarter than me getting on this show and exposing my hypocrisy and major problems with my life?
	Who let this woman on?
	Because women...
	Okay, women complement men.
	So if you took a human being and you divided it in half, you have a man and you have a female.
	Get this bitch off the line.
	She's way smarter than me, and she's bringing up salient points that I don't want to hear right now.
	All right.
	Fuck you.
	Fuck you.
	Who fucking let her on this show?
	Nothing I hate more than intelligent women.
	Nothing.
	They're terrible, aren't they?
	God damn it.
	And it wasn't just one salient point.
	It was like nine.
	Fuck that bitch.
	Get her out of here.
	I like to have her to me today.
	With like blonde hair and stuff.
	Big tits.
	I like women explaining that my obstinate refusal to market led to two men being in prison for four years.
	That's not convenient to me, you fucker.
	We got the Discord.
	All right, by the way, next up is Dirty Sketch.
	George Floyd.
	Ann.
	George Floyd and Never Again.
	That's what the N stands for?
	Yeah, it stands for N and Never Again.
	You might want to have her call back.
	Maybe convince you that that's a terrible idea.
	We got the Discord.
	All right, Hurdy Curdie.
	Go ahead.
	Hey, guys, how's it going?
	Hey, you're Hurdy Gurdy?
	No, Dirty Curdie.
	Oh.
	Do you know the song Hurdy Gurdy?
	I've heard of it before.
	Donovan?
	But I can't say.
	But Butthole Surfers did a great cover of it.
	And I was getting a girl named Georgie in San Francisco, and she worked at a used clothing store, and we were playing Hurdy Gurdy Man.
	And she walked in the store, and she heard it, and she went, oh, buttholes.
	And she was happy to hear the buttholes.
	But people who don't know the butthole surfers are women insurance and they see a woman, they don't even know she works there, walk in and go, oh, buttholes.
	So anyway, David, I got a serious question for you.
	But first, you beat me to the punch on the Joke Pizza Scoop.
	I actually tried calling there.
	Well, I did.
	I called and talked to him yesterday, and he kind of filled me in what was going on over there.
	So that's pretty crazy.
	It's the worst thing.
	You know, that's the worst kind of thing.
	And Ayn Rand said this.
	I don't care if you don't help me.
	I don't need you, this caller today, to shovel my driveway when it snows.
	That's not, you're on your own, buddy.
	I don't even know where you live.
	But don't hinder me.
	And Joe came out with a plan that helped a problem.
	And then someone got in his fucking way.
	That shit drives me fucking mental.
	Like, if I was going to go feed every poor person in America, I was magic.
	I was Jesus.
	And I couldn't turn water into wine, all that.
	So I was going in the hood, whatever, and I'm feeding people fish.
	And then someone knocks the fish out of my hand.
	That drives me fucking nuts.
	You don't have to come with me and hand out the fish.
	But when you sever a plan that was fixing a problem, and it seems to be disproportionately from the right.
	The right seems to be shitting on the right more than the left does.
	Anyway, I think we lost Hurdie.
	Curdy, man.
	We got another caller on the line.
	We lost.
	I didn't want to go for that straight away.
	Yeah, I don't know where he went.
	That's too bad.
	We dropped, but we got Camo Aberu next.
	Oh, that's good.
	You there?
	Where are you from?
	What's that?
	What do you call him?
	The modicum, the motor, the guy who runs the thing?
	Oh, moderator.
	Moderator.
	Was that a Northern English accent?
	Are you a Mancurian or something?
	Northwest Manchester, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Manchester.
	How the fuck did we end up with you?
	I don't know.
	A lot of shit went wrong.
	He's the owner of the server.
	If it wasn't for him, this place wouldn't even exist.
	Really?
	A Mank.
	He's great.
	Carl Pilkington Mank.
	Great guy.
	Yes.
	He's a great guy.
	Esca.
	Come on a lot.
	Hagen.
	Hanging, shit.
	I got two quick questions.
	One, Hillary Clinton's got a gun to your head.
	The only way that she doesn't pull the trigger is if you answer this question exactly correct, the exact number.
	How many people has she killed?
	Great.
	Exactly how many.
	I'll eat your ass.
	Okay.
	I'm sorry to not rush through this because I hate when people do these kind of answers slowly.
	But there's killed like killed, right?
	I've never killed anyone.
	Killed with your arms around their throat.
	But directly responsible for.
	And she lies in her bed and knows that these cadavers are at her behest.
	14.
	Mike!
	14.
	It's a good number.
	Okay.
	And second, I am 60.
	And by the way, sorry to interrupt you.
	Sorry to interrupt you.
	Go ahead.
	But like, I've done some shitty things.
	I've dumped chicks that, you know, didn't deserve to be dumped.
	And I stole some things and I did hit on chicks that I shouldn't have hit on and blah, blah, blah.
	I lie in bed at night and I feel pretty good.
	I'm like, whatever.
	I'm a normal guy.
	Imagine you're lying in bed and there's 14 people submerged six feet down in dirt that are skeletons.
	Like Bill Clinton's fucking translator who did his sign language for his speeches.
	She's dead.
	She's lying there.
	You did that.
	Allegedly.
	You fucking bitch.
	Or the fucking chef who was found face down camping.
	He's in a creek face down.
	He's now just bones in a graveyard.
	But those bones are on you, you fucking bitch.
	How does she not like just go, how is she just like, it's unbelievable.
	Like I was shitty to Craig Frazier in 1983 when I was 13.
	Sometimes I'll remember when we were kicking him on the ground in Bell's Corners Public School and I'll go, fuck, shit.
	I didn't kill anyone.
	She's killed at least 14 people.
	The crazy thing about Hillary is the death toll when you talk to like the loonies is in the like 110.
	And then you talk to the sane people and it's like seven.
	I'm a little bit crazy, so I'm up to 14.
	But I always say this to people.
	I go, okay, I always say this to liberals.
	What's Obama's death toll?
	It's zero.
	Obama's chef is alive.
	It's unbelievable.
	My second question is more of a marriage question.
	I've been married for six months.
	I'm 27 years old.
	So that kind of gives you a picture of my libido.
	How many times should I be satisfied with coming over the course of a month?
	I do not masturbate.
	I haven't masturbated in six months.
	No porn, no nothing, just sex with my wife.
	How many times over the course of a month should I be like, okay, I can stop hounding her for more sex every day?
	Wow, you're really good at questions.
	We should hire you on the show.
	Question guy.
	What's your name?
	Feel like a piece of shit.
	James Questions?
	I'm asking her all the time.
	What's your name?
	About sex.
	Camelot Bear.
	Shiloh.
	Shiloh.
	Shiloh, you are a new question guy.
	Shiloh Questions is a new show on censor.tv.
	Okay, first of all, there's fucking your wife.
	There's her dressing in lingerie, and there's Hitachi magic wands and the whole handcuffs, ball gags.
	Yeah.
	You obviously can't expect that every day.
	Right.
	So what I think it's fair for men to demand is I need to ejaculate within one yard of you with your consent.
	Now, worst case scenario, you can just sort of like be half asleep or pregnant and just walk over and like do that to my balls as I beat.
	And we've done that twice this last month, which is good.
	That's fine.
	That was too much of indecence.
	So, I would say with those parameters where all she has to do is go like that, it is totally fair for a 27-year-old to expect mutual ejaculation once every two days.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	That's exactly what I'm saying.
	Now, you should get a blowout Mardi Gras parade once a week with stilettos that hurt her feet.
	What's that supposed to mean?
	I agree.
	I call it hump Wednesdays.
	So, if I look back over the course of the last two weeks and I've gotten, you know, like 10 orgasms in, I should be good at quit worrying about it.
	Oh, yeah.
	10 orgasms in 14 days?
	You're doing fucking...
	You're in debt.
	And in like two months, you get like $40, $45.
	And then some people say, well, what about her?
	And it's only like five, then I need to be doing some more shit.
	Yeah, no.
	Like, there's married couples that haven't had sex all year.
	So, count your blessings, dude.
	Yeah.
	I'm glad you're there.
	Is she kind of chubby?
	A little bit.
	What are her tits like?
	I mean, perfect.
	Is she listening, sir?
	No.
	Okay.
	Are they big or small?
	Big.
	Big, perfect tits.
	I think that subsumes the name question guy.
	Big, perfect tits.
	Do you ever smell her ass?
	Sometimes.
	Well, you're a disgusting pervert and you should be ashamed of yourself.
	God damn it, get a grip.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Miller.
	It's great to hear about a young couple in their 20s that are married, that are fornicating.
	Yeah.
	Like, when I'm on my deathbed, I want someone to whisper in my ear, 20-somethings are still getting married and fucking, and they're making babies.
	I'd be like, thank you.
	And then he'd George Floyd away.
	We got Miller.
	Frankly.
	Frank!
	Hey, what's up, dude?
	What's up, dog?
	Oh, no, not much.
	I was going to piggyback on the George Floyd fentanyl shit.
	I thought something you should also take into account is like when you're coming down from meth, that's like a fucking downer in itself right there.
	So plus the fentanyl.
	Something to think about.
	Yeah.
	But I don't know how to only do meth like once or twice in my life, but the fucking hangover is eats.
	In fact, I think they have a 99% recidivism rate because they just, they're like, I'm not going through this hangover.
	I'm just going to do more meth.
	Have you ever done meth, Brian?
	Hell yeah.
	It was easy to, I don't miss it at all, but it was pretty badass.
	I just put it under my tongue, so I don't know if that counts.
	Oh, my God.
	It was like your Albert Einstein meets Johnny Knoxville for three days, and then you have stage four cancer.
	I never did it days in a row.
	I probably broke my rule, but my rule was never to do it a day in a row.
	No, I didn't do it days in a row.
	I did it once, and I was up for three days.
	Holy shit.
	Yeah, no, I took a very little bit.
	Mix it with Yoohoo.
	You know what's weird?
	I was in the South.
	I told you about this guy before who was white, and he had a black, he was like super black.
	And he named his daughter Nevea, which is heaven backwards, which is a big black thing.
	And this white dude was so Sean Kinged that he didn't like rap because it like gave brothers a bad name.
	Oh, he's like Christian.
	Black man, but white.
	Black man.
	And he had a black, he was raising his black daughter and he had a black, I guess, brother-in-law.
	And they were friends.
	They were pretty cool dudes.
	And I went out partying with them.
	And around one, I was like, ah, bus, I had to go fall asleep on a bench.
	And they were like, what are you, pussy?
	And I realized not just them, but the entire bar was on meth.
	Oh, so they're like, it's like Southern Coke.
	So I was stumbling around at like 2 a.m.
	All right, Friday's over, 10 to go.
	And everyone in the bar was like, what's that guy stumbling?
	What is he, a pussy?
	He can't hang out?
	Holy shit, he just fell asleep on a park bench.
	What a loser.
	They were up until like 3 p.m. the next day.
	Wow.
	I was working 16-hour shifts, two eight-hour shifts in a row.
	I was like, in an overnight at this hostel where it's basically you're babysitting, almost homeless people that they're staying at this hostel because like $25 a night and they live there.
	And then come in like, yo, motherfucker, hot water, towels.
	And you're like, you're just babysitting.
	It's meth.
	It was terrible.
	I feel like meth isn't that popular in New York.
	Is meth around in New York City?
	I don't know where I got it.
	Oh, no, I got it from this French Canadian black guy who was standing.
	I've never bumped into someone in New York City and they're like, hey, man, sorry I'm talking so fast.
	I'm on meth.
	We used to do Bitcoin trades and like.
	See plenty of junkies, heroin, plenty of fucking people on speed, Adderall.
	That's speed.
	Yeah.
	But like, hi, I'm on meth.
	You don't really see that.
	Are you still there, Caller?
	Yes, yes.
	Yeah.
	So what's your question?
	I'm from Arlington, Texas.
	So down south is pretty prevalent, I guess.
	I guess my question was for a thing.
	Tennessee, right?
	Arlington.
	Arlington, Texas.
	Arlington?
	Go ahead.
	Yeah.
	So my question was, like, that whole pizza thing just totally infuriates me.
	It's fucking absurd.
	But what would you say to some of us, like, trying to call that fucking chief guy and trying to practice a little bit of the less bullshit and, I don't know, letting him hear our voice?
	You know?
	Wait, what did you say?
	I should call it.
	Is it too late?
	I mean, call that chief that shut down the game.
	I did, dude.
	I called him on his phone.
	I left a message on his answering machine.
	But do what Antifa does.
	We should blow up his spot.
	Yeah, we should text him.
	His name.
	Please, everyone listening to this show, please contact Chief Jeff Ramsey in East Maline, Illinois, and say, what are you doing?
	Demand an explanation.
	Why are you canceling a program that is bringing the community together because some blue-haired fucking Nazi lunatics, they're Nazis.
	Let's start calling them Nazis.
	They're Nazis.
	Some blue-haired Nazi lunatics said he was on a talk show with a bad guy.
	Fuck you.
	Yeah.
	Look at his hair.
	It looks like the top of a dead apple.
	It looks like some sort of...
	It looks like someone just removed a tumor.
	He is a tumor.
	He's not a tumor.
	Tumor Ramsheep.
	This cheap tie really, that really upsets me.
	Look at that Cole's tie.
	You know what he said to Joe?
	He goes, yeah, Gavin left a message on my machine.
	I didn't call him back because I don't feel I have to.
	Ooh, brave.
	I don't answer calls.
	He should be out in the beat.
	He's a fucking headcracker.
	What a gross, tough piece of shit.
	Thanks for your call.
	All right, thanks for your call.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Fucking, I mean, yeah.
	You want to start power?
	I really feel like I want to start a religion called, I don't care if you don't help me, just don't hinder me.
	It's like I always say about politics.
	There's two types of people.
	People want to be left alone and people who won't leave them the fuck alone.
	Like, don't get on board.
	Don't join the Proud Boys.
	Don't subscribe to Censored.tv.
	Don't fucking vote for Trump.
	Great.
	I love it.
	But when I'm voting for Trump and when I'm subscribing to Censored.tv, and when I'm protecting Ann Coulter and Michelle Malkin with the Proud Boys, I'm like, fuck off.
	Fuck off.
	Like, why are you getting involved?
	Mark Bray wrote the anarchist handbook.
	He had a whole national book tour.
	We didn't get near it.
	Go ahead.
	Promote your stupid, shitty book.
	Love you.
	Go repeat retarded lies and promote Marxism.
	Fine, fuck.
	Just a book.
	If I were to do the exact same thing, the Proud Boys Handbook, do you know how many lunatics would be burning shit down?
	Look at the Milo talk in Berkeley that he didn't.
	The person was killed, wasn't there?
	There was a shooting in results.
	No, that's a different, yeah, there was a different time, not Berkeley, there was a different talk Milo was doing, and these Antifa were harassing everyone in the lineup, attacking them.
	And one of the persons in the lineup had a gun.
	And so when they got attacked, they shot back.
	The person didn't die.
	They were injured.
	But yeah, there was a shooting because of these lunatics attacking Milo's free speech.
	The people that are shooting themselves in self-defense because of this whole Black Lives Matter, the protest riot combo thing going on, they're getting off.
	Yeah.
	Except not the cops.
	No charges.
	No charges.
	But do you think it's possible at all that this chief of police, it's like, fuck the police's boss's boss?
	Maybe.
	Maybe there's something politically weird going on there where he answers to the mayor.
	When I say fuck the police's boss, it goes all the way up.
	I don't just mean a lieutenant.
	I mean George Soros.
	All right, one more call.
	Okay.
	We're gonna go.
	Oh, wait.
	Oh, yeah.
	We're at the Discord.
	Hello.
	All right.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Benzeniter, go ahead.
	Hello.
	What's up, guys?
	How you doing?
	Hey, man, how you doing?
	Forgot about it.
	I'm all right, dog.
	Yo, so I got this theory, unpopular opinion I thought of today, that straight edge hardcore was the original incel movement, or at least the modern day equivalent.
	Wow.
	So, all right, so I'm listening, I'm painting, and out of step comes on by Minor Threat.
	I'm listening to it, and he says, I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't fuck.
	At least I can fucking think.
	And I'm sitting there like, that's exactly what an incel would say.
	Like, oh yeah, I know better than you guys.
	Yeah, I don't, I don't fuck.
	I don't fuck these stupid bitches.
	And then they don't drink because they don't have any friends.
	They don't fuck anybody because they have no game.
	They don't do any drugs because they don't know anybody who can get the drugs.
	So they're angry.
	They lash out at society.
	So then they're stuck in this like, well, shit, we got this hardcore persona around us.
	We need to do something to cover up why we can't get laid.
	So they make a movement.
	Like, yeah, we're strangers.
	We only do this because I'm Spencer or Benz and Ader is my tag.
	What town are you in?
	Cleveland.
	Dude, that is an incredibly strong theory.
	Because if you see people drunk and puking and making asses of themselves and you go, all right, you're drunk.
	I don't drink.
	And I get that.
	Like Keith Richards kids, none of them drink because they saw Keith Richards drunk all the time.
	I get that.
	But who sees someone getting laid a lot and goes, that's fucking gross, man?
	That's the third girl this week, you fucking pig.
	Like, no one does that.
	Except if they don't have games.
	Unless they've never been laid.
	And they're like, I'm actually glad I'm not getting laid.
	It's a cover.
	It's a giant fucking cover.
	It's a cover.
	You're a genius.
	Yeah, I know.
	I don't fuck.
	Why aren't you getting laid?
	Because it's like a political thing.
	There's too much laying going on.
	That was too much of indecent.
	Disgusting.
	It's so oh my God.
	All my friends are fucking like 50 people a day.
	Meanwhile, like Ian Mackay was in DC.
	He was probably 20 or 19 when he made that album.
	I'm sure his friends were getting laid like once every four months.
	It's not like it was just like Motley Cruz shit.
	And you know what?
	The weird thing is, is the DC, they were all rich kids too.
	Yeah.
	So it was like, I don't understand how they couldn't have been getting laid unless they were just social.
	They were all getting laid like all middle class people in the era of AIDS.
	They were all getting laid like once a year, twice a year.
	There was no like, I don't fuck.
	Like if you're in Motley Crew, if you're Mick Mars and you're like, I don't fuck.
	I'm sick of this bullshit.
	Blow jobs in the green room fucking backstage shit.
	You go, that's a political stance.
	All right, that's brave.
	But you're right.
	It's incel.
	It's like, I don't, you know why I'm a virgin?
	Because I want to be.
	Meanwhile, incel means involuntary.
	But I think Stradage was like pretending that it was voluntary, but it was not.
	It's a joke.
	It was the only solution to I got to keep up my rep as being hard because they were hard guys.
	I love the music.
	They were hard as fuck.
	Their whole entire desire was to just make the most angry, aggressive thing possible.
	And because they were so angry, they had to lash out at society because they weren't getting laid.
	If they were getting laid, they wouldn't be so angry.
	Dude, I didn't feel like doing this show tonight.
	I was at Breezy all day, Breezy Point, drinking beer on the beach.
	I didn't want to come in.
	Thank you so much for this call.
	That is such a great point.
	You just made the whole show worth it.
	I appreciate you.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Thanks for calling.
	Great call.
	Great call.
	And you know what's great about that point is I didn't realize this until right now, but when I was whatever, 16 and I heard that.
	I don't.
	Fuck.
	I remember being 16 going, really?
	All I think about is tits.
	Do you hate tits?
	Something weird's going on.
	And he just explained it to me as a 49-year-old.
	He explained something that I heard in 1986 and was confused by.
	Straight edge, man.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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