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June 19, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #52 | NO SHOTS (part 1)

Our pizza guest from earlier in the week has been canceled for appearing on our show and so has his police charity. It’s yet another example of the moderate right kowtowing to the radical left.

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Some guy named Vince tells me what I have to promote.
And he's got a weird accent.
What is he, from Chicago?
Yeah, he's, uh, from Chicago.
Kinda sounds like, uh, who's the guy who does all the voices on, uh, Howard Stern?
Billy West?
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Who is this guy?
I've never even met him before.
He's a fake!
No, he's great.
No, he's a good guy.
And it's fucking lame to shit on your sales team.
That's kind of been my M.O.
my whole life.
Yeah, you separated the... That's how you did it at Vice, right?
It's like shitting on your dad.
Like, at Vice, I would always crap on Shane Smith, and I looked down on his job, which was supplying the advertising.
I did all the cool, fun stuff.
Like, hey, let's pay a guy a hundred bucks to eat a cockroach.
And it's the Vice party issue.
And he had to go out there and he had a horrible job.
He had to go there and fuck cougars.
And they, power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely.
Cougars, when women are in the workforce and they're powerful marketing women, they grab asses.
They grab your pussy.
And I'll never forget this one story he told me about this woman he had to go to lunch and dinner with.
She was an ugly old Asian that worked at like Universal Records and they were our main Um, client.
But they're sitting having dinner.
And, uh, she just looks at him, and she puts her hand on the table.
This story makes me sick to my stomach.
She puts her hand on the table like this, and she goes like this.
What?
That means, put your hand in my hand.
Oh, ooh.
But this gesture makes me insane.
You wanna, you wanna see me punch a hole in the wall?
Beckon me.
My brother's the same way.
This gesture, it makes me blow my- I don't know what it is.
It's totally irrational.
It might be because of that story, because I felt bad for my friend, but it was like... It's dehumanizing.
Dehumanizing!
Have you ever seen this one?
No, no one's ever done that to me.
You can give me the finger, you can zeke-ile me, you can fucking shoot me.
If you go like this, I'm gonna- we're all going to jail.
One time Seth Goldfarb did it.
Terry Richardson's manager.
And he had, they just had a bunch of chairs shipped to them and in the studio.
And it wasn't really that bad.
He goes, Gavin, give us a hand with these, come here.
And I just fucking, I lost it.
Like I started throwing shit.
It was like a temper tantrum.
Wow.
Yeah, I was shocked myself at my reaction.
And then he even, that's him, he texted me later, he goes, uh, what was that?
He goes, if, uh, if someone, he grew up in New York City, and he's like, if someone did that in my neighborhood, he'd be dead.
Like, you think you can get away with temper tantrums in my studio?
I was like, sorry dude, I was not in control.
You went like that.
That's wild.
You think that would still happen these days?
Like, I wouldn't even do that to my kid if they were being bad.
You can at once argue it's benevolent.
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Um, I, uh, was at Breezy Point all day.
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I've been having hangovers recently that are so bad that I go like this.
So you know when someone's been crying a lot?
Yeah.
And they're like, I still love him!
And you're like, it's okay, it's okay.
I'll talk to him, blah, blah, blah.
And then after she stopped crying, she goes like... You know those post-cry shudders?
Shudder, yes.
I get those.
Like, not from crying.
I'll just be in the hallway of my own home and go... Because I'm so fucking hungover.
That seems very unhealthy.
Anyway.
This shirt enables you to get blackout drunk.
And you're like, if someone says, is thinking of giving you a shot, and you're like, they will go, oh shit, he's not supposed to do shots.
Or a little Toots Magoots.
Toots Magoots are very hard to resist.
So you need a t-shirt to say no.
Hanes Beefy Tee.
A Hanes Beefy Tee.
This is very high quality.
Toots Magoots are so hard to resist that if you were in the White House when Obama was going to deliver his inauguration speech, and you jumped out of like a little enclave that was in the hallway, and you were like, hey man.
What the hell?
You want to do a little Toots Magoots?
A little hee-haw, a little ho-ho?
You go, what the?
The Secret Service, how did you get in here?
And you go, so that's a no?
And you go, I guess just one little... And then you go, should we even it out?
Maybe with the other side?
God damn it!
The security in the White House!
Is this what my presidency is going to be like?
You're like, we're wasting time.
And then he'd say, I'm sorry, I have to call the Secret Service.
And then you go, all right.
I should probably take that so you don't get in trouble for possession.
Yeah.
And then the Secret Service comes.
And they're like, what the fuck?
How'd you get in here?
And they grab you.
Put your hands behind your back.
OK, I will.
But before I do, anyone want a little tooter magooter?
A little hee-haw up to hoo-hoo?
And they're like, for crying out loud.
I mean, maybe just here.
Yeah, yeah, just a little.
I remember I had a guy looking after my house in Costa Rica, Robert Dean, who was from the band Japan.
He also was in the band, he was in Gary Newman's band.
Alone in my car.
Anyone who's been following me for a while has heard these stories a hundred times, but I'm sorry, I'm out of stories.
Now I'm just sort of like on repeat.
I'm like Archie Bunker.
Like you go find Archie Bunker on YouTube and watch an episode you've already seen.
There he is.
Robert Dean.
Remember, he wanted a great dine.
I want a great dine for the house.
He's the one with the tie in that picture.
Oh, okay.
But, uh, he's the one in the middle in that picture.
Now he's a bodybuilder, apparently.
He was, uh, he was a birdwatcher and he once sat in a swamp for 13 hours to catch a glimpse of a keel-billed mott-mott.
And he got a botfly larvae in his forehead.
These are flies who lay their eggs in your skin.
And he had a larvae growing in his forehead, and it's in my hit book, Death of Cool, and he didn't care.
He's like, oh well, it'll just grow up and fly away.
Then you'll be its mother, Robert!
Anyway, he wanted a Great Dane, and I go, Great Dane?
Like, dogs don't survive in Costa Rica.
They get in arguments with raccoons, and a raccoon would just go, and slice you open.
And in the Caribbean, in Central America, near the equator, any cut, I don't care if you stub your toe, I don't care if you have a hangnail, it gets infected, because there's bacteria in life.
There's too much life, basically.
In fact, it only became fun to go there after we got a chlorinated pool, because you'd go into that chemical, and it would burn all your cuts.
Mother Nature's hella pissed.
But, um... So dogs don't live there.
You just get a mutt, and it'll get sliced by a raccoon, that'll get infected, and they'll die.
So I'm not spending money on a Great Dane.
Sorry.
I'm already paying you $200 a month to live for free at my fucking house.
And so I got him a mutt.
I go, we need dogs at the house because there's thieves everywhere and you've had all your stupid shitty Prince CDs stolen by a thief.
He was into late Prince, if you can even conceive of that.
Prince and the new power generation.
That was his shit.
Is that like, I guess we can't play it, right?
Because YouTube will shut it down, but.
Oh, Prince, especially.
Like Prince is Purple Rain.
He's, what was that?
Controversy?
That other album?
Delirious or whatever?
I'm thinking of Eddie Murphy at this point.
Eddie Murphy's Delirious, yeah.
But he had like two albums in the 80s.
And then no one likes the Power Generation.
It started with a D. What do you got there?
These look familiar.
Yeah.
But yeah, imagine being into prints like 90s, late 90s prints.
Like, kiss!
I just want your jiggly, jiggly, kiss!
Ooh!
Oh, yeah!
I want your jiggly, jiggly, kiss!
Ooh!
Oh!
Yeah, it's a bunch of really weird, sexy things.
So sexual!
I don't mind teenagers and early 20s people being sexual.
I don't like 40 year olds being horny.
It's gross.
It's like that Iggy Pop song, Lust for Life.
I got a lust for life.
I still want to make love to women.
And you're like, can you do that in private, please?
Led Zeppelin always bugged me like that.
Like in Kashmir, it was like an orgasm solo.
I hear you do that.
Could it be Dirty Mind you're thinking of?
1980?
Kumiya talks about that song.
Wait, go back?
Controversy.
Dirty Mind.
For you, no.
Prince, whatever.
Dirty Mind.
I guess Controversy.
Well, these are singles.
Are those our albums?
Albums, yep.
Okay, so Controversy, 1999, Purple Rain.
And then we're out.
Keep going though, let's see what's after that.
Around the Rollin' Day gay parade.
She had a raspberry parade.
But Robert was into like late shit, like 2000s.
I've never met him.
That's like being into Sammy Hagar Van Halen.
David Lee Roth's not my cup of tea.
I like right now.
I like songs that sound like car commercials.
I think Sammy Hagar wrote that for the Honda Accord.
Right now!
Yo, tomorrow.
I think that's pretty good.
People say that to me about Vice.
Like, they went on, they made tons of money after you left.
Does that make you feel bad?
And I go, yeah, but that wasn't my company.
That's like saying to David Lee Roth, uh, they went on the head right now.
Don't you wish you had right now?
No, that's not my band.
That's not my song.
I had Jump.
I don't like that kind of music.
I did Jump.
Yeah.
I did Diver Down.
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Exciting news, I think I got Katie Hopkins.
Woo!
Yes, had a talk with her today at Breezy Point.
She should be doing a weekly show.
And she was saying, how are you?
That's the thing about conservatives.
I hate that word conservatives.
That's the thing about non-liberals.
There's just so much caring going on, you know?
Like, I heard Donald Trump's guys, the Secret Service dudes he works with, they are frustrated with how much Trump cares about them.
Because he'll be like, now what's going on with your daughter?
She is, she got into Columbia or she might get into Columbia?
And they're like, Mr. President, yes, she's in, she's fine, she's fine.
Okay, so she's got all her stuff packed?
Now she's going to be there in September.
Is it going to be normal now for the schools?
Sir, sir, we really need to get you to your car.
Okay, now what's going on with that hangnail you had?
You peeled the skin back too far.
Can I see that?
Is that getting infected?
Did you go to Costa Rica and get a cut infected?
Sir, just, my daughter's dead.
Okay, let's do that from now on.
Gotta move you.
Gotta go from here to there.
Like Glenn Beck when CRTV and Blaze merged.
He was like, what about Gavin's family?
Are they protected?
How was your family?
And I was terrorized, but it wasn't that bad.
It wasn't as bad as Roger Stone or Max and John in jail for four years, prison.
So anyway, Katie was all like, how are you?
All right, how did it go?
You doing all right?
You all right?
You mucking about?
And I said to her, what I'll say to you, what are you doing?
What?
Oh, pouring a drink of water.
Why?
To, uh... Why are you constantly drinking water like a bulimic teen?
Show yourself.
I'm thirsty.
Yeah, but it just makes you have to go pee.
Water is gay.
Water is for women who watch Sex and the City.
It's like beer, but it's clear and doesn't make me act like a jackass.
No, it's nothing like beer, and that doesn't make any sense.
Beer is fun.
You're basically sitting in a rollercoaster chair that you bought from Coney Island, and it's not obviously in a rollercoaster.
Why do you gotta stay so fucking hydrated all the time?
It's really irritating, and it's effeminate.
It's good for my back.
Good for your back?
What?
Okay, if you cared about your back, you would have gone to the doctor and seen if you had Lyme disease.
That's much harder on the bones, a crippling disease, than dehydration.
And you're not dehydrated!
It's not even hot out, it's like 75 degrees.
This is from my back.
I got a lumbar support and a nice squishy... Ah, your stupid chairs and your cushions and your bullshit.
That's funny.
By the way, as I say that, I'm sitting in an $800 chair.
Drinking a drink.
Drinking a man's drink that dehydrates you.
Yeah, but I can't work while I'm drunk.
You've seen me do it.
It's terrible.
Yeah, you don't have the enzymes.
Exactly.
Why don't you have the enzymes?
You guys were drinking rice wine probably the same time I was drinking mead.
I could do sake, probably.
No, you can't.
You can't do shit.
That's why I'm drinking the water.
I need a beverage.
No, you don't.
Well, I'd like one.
Good fighters don't need it.
Bad fighters don't deserve it.
I'm not a fighter.
I'm a drinker.
Water.
Wouldn't it be cool if we had Mike Tyson on the show?
Talking about peek-a-boo stance?
Yeah, that's possible.
Oh, that's the guy I'm shitting on.
The guy who brings us our sponsors.
Has it in?
Yeah.
We might get him.
It's very possible.
Anyway, sorry.
So Katie goes, how you doing?
And I said, I'm actually doing pretty good.
I like it.
It's hard to explain, but when I walk around my suburb neighborhood, uh, I can sort of smell how people feel about me.
And two years ago it was terror and they would sort of hold their kids close to them.
But I think what's going on with the right and that word I like better than conservative or anything else, the right.
What I think is wrong with the right is, we've been saying for a few years now, Antifa are fucking lunatics.
They're going to burn America to the ground.
And people who are not political, who are not curious, who are not involved, they went, I looked them up on Wikipedia, it says anti-fascist.
So are you a fascist?
And you're like, no, that's not a thing.
You go, ah, you sound like a fascist.
No, these people are, they had a, they may have started okay.
They may have started like fighting fascism, I don't know, a hundred years ago, 50 years ago, but now they're just spoiled brat academic vandals that want to destroy your town and your life.
And they have nothing to replace it.
No borders, no wall, no USA at all.
And people would go, yeah, it sounds like you're trying to recruit Nazis for a race war.
And you go, How did you get that from what I said?
I'm telling you about a terrorist group, now I'm in the Klan?
Where do you... The why of things.
He looks like a woman who just got out of the shower.
The why of things.
Isn't that unattractive, too, when women are freshly washed?
I don't know why.
Napoleon used to say to Josephine, I'm coming back, I'll be there in three days, make sure you don't wash.
And on the train, when we come into the city here, we'll see them, especially curly-haired girls, when their hair's wet because they just had a shower, I don't know what it is.
It grosses me out.
Like Elizabeth Wasserman Schultz with her... Oh, God.
With her weird... Debbie Wasserman Schultz, yeah.
What's that Asian crap?
Ramen.
Ramen noodles?
Something about women who have just been cleaned.
It's like, blech.
Why'd you go washing your pussy, you disgusting bitch?
I can't smell anything.
She's tragic. - Thank you.
Anyway, I'm off at nine tangents here.
What the fuck was I talking about?
Mike Tyson?
Peek-a-boo style?
No, Katie Hopkins, right.
So I said, um, what I think's happening here is we've been warning people about this.
They assumed that we were like secretly planning some boogaloo, some race war thing.
And we were warning them about Antifa to justify, I don't know, a gigantic American Klan rally or some fucking horse shit.
And then, and they were dubious of us, and then they saw Antifa do exactly what we said they were going to do and burn America to the ground.
And they go, Oh, you're not as crazy as I thought.
Okay.
You're actually normal.
You're actually like Obama and Hillary in 2004.
You want closed borders.
You're dubious of gay marriage.
Oh, okay.
So things are getting better for me, and better for Katie, and better for the right in general.
They're realizing that the right was right.
And Antifa's not anti-fascist, they're anti-America.
They are a domestic terrorist group that is here to destroy your life.
See what I'm saying?
Speaking of see what I'm saying, I don't think you know this, Ryan.
Ready for me to drop a neutron bomb in your lap?
Hell yeah!
Ready for me to blow your balls off with a bazooka?
Oh, no, no.
You ready for this?
Yes.
So, was it yesterday we had Joe Schilling on the show?
Or was that two days?
Two days ago.
Pizzeria guy.
Oh, that was two.
So, two days ago we had this guy on the show, Joe Schilling.
He owns a pizzeria.
Uh-oh, I'm already getting the hiccups.
Called Heavenly Pizza in East Mullane, Illinois, which is about two hours west of Chicago, Midwest.
Pretty left-wing town.
Despite it being in the Midwest, which confuses me, but whatever.
There he is, rockin' and rollin'.
Anyway, he came up with a fun idea.
FTP.
Not fuck the police, feed the police.
So he made them pizzas, and he would get donations.
So it was profitable for him, actually.
He raised, like, thousands of dollars to make pizzas for cops.
And then he thought, let's go further.
Black people, low-income housing, poor people, Hispanics, whatever, immigrants.
Let's feed them.
I'll take donations for them and I'll give it to them.
This is all profitable for him.
He's not making a killing.
It's still a charity, but it's, uh, it works.
It has a net.
And then he goes, I'm gonna have cops deliver the pizzas.
And I just, I was so happy to have this guest on my show because I'm like, he's, this is entrepreneurs, not bureaucrats, not de Blasio's retarded gremlin wife who's blown $800 million on her Thrive campaign that has achieved zilch.
This is an entrepreneur coming up with an idea that not only shows cops that there's people out there who care about them, but also shows the poor there's people out there that care about them.
And then thirdly, brings cops to these poor areas.
They're knowing people, here dude, here's the pizza.
Next time there's a major fight, they go, I know you, I dropped a pizza off.
Like, he's bonding the community!
So I go, you're fucking awesome, dude.
Anyway.
Yesterday, so that's Wednesday, he mentions it on his Facebook or whatever, and Tifa finds out, and they start contacting the East Moline Police Force.
Oh well, who cares?
They'll just tell them to fuck off, right?
Antifa's motto is ACAB, ACAP, All Cops Are Bastards.
So you don't listen to them.
Police were like, shut it down.
Shut it fucking down.
Shut what down?
The charity.
No.
Yeah.
What the hell?
His name is Chief, he's in my notes, Chief Jeff Ramsey.
Nope.
Fuck the police.
Isboss.
Look at his gross thinning hair.
What a fucking turd you are.
I called him today.
He said he's not calling me back because he doesn't feel that he has to.
How brave.
That fucking shithead scumbag canned the whole thing.
Sorry, we can't take charity.
We won't take pizzas from people affiliated with white supremacists.
Can you believe that?
So no more pizzas for cops and no more cops delivering pizzas to low-income houses.
Because of an interview.
Because of a few Antifa emails.
This is what pisses me off more than anything.
I don't give a fuck about radicals emailing people.
I don't care about the mob mentality.
That's always been there.
It's the capitulation that is infuriating.
Oh, four people, four radical, lonely, abortion-loving, blue-haired dykes are mad at me?
Who hate me and my job.
Who want me to die?
Right.
They disapprove of my behavior?
All right, I'm changing it.
So the program's over because of me.
And I'm sure there's people, too, that would go, well, you shouldn't have done the interview.
You shouldn't talk to Gavin.
Can we get him on the line?
See if he's on Skype.
Oh, Joe?
Yeah.
Do you have the technology?
I do.
I'm so fucking mad about this.
And I'm mad at our side.
I'm mad at the police top brass.
I'm mad at the right.
I'm mad at capitulation.
Let's stop blaming Antifa and BLM for our problems.
They're doing what they've always done.
Burning shit down.
What's up, Joe?
Hey, Joe.
Hey, what's up?
I'm fucking pissed, dude!
I know!
I know!
Oh, shit.
We have the same ringtone.
Hey, Levi, uh, I'm a little busy right now, uh, can I call you back?
Oh, yeah, no, I'm on with him right now.
I love you.
Why is your- first of all, that's gay to love your brother.
Secondly, why is your brother named Levi?
That's an American Indian name.
Um, you know, um, I'm not quite sure on that, actually.
I've never... I don't know.
Is Maggie Longclaw's pregnant?
I don't know.
I'm not sure who that is.
That's his girlfriend.
He's on the res.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, we were just talking about the whole backstory.
We're getting mad about it.
Ryan didn't know the story.
And, like, you know what?
I would understand if the Klan got 50 grand.
I mean, sorry, if your local police force got 50 grand from the Klan.
Okay.
That doesn't look good for your record.
Right.
But, you know, you appearing on my show is offensive to very radical leftists.
Yes.
Irrelevant Antifa lunatics.
Like I said, they're loud.
They're very small, but they're loud.
The kowtowing!
Kowtow to, I don't know, like taxpayers?
People that you work with?
People that actually support you?
People that care about you or people that you've worked with?
If you kowtow to Antifa, well, there's 92 genders, you have to be 69ing with children this afternoon, you have to fucking never eat cheese.
These people are insatiably radical.
And the chief of police goes, I gotcha.
All right, let's stop.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He's successfully sabotaging the community.
He's separating the community.
Right.
Exactly.
You came up with a plan that involved the police in low-income housing going, here's a pizza, dude.
Next time you see me, maybe don't be scared.
Right.
Perfect solution.
Yeah, it's, um, and once again, this is the chief of police, you know, it's, it's too bad because I had, uh, several police officers come in tonight and, you know, they're pissed, you know, um, cause they, you know, they're, they're all in with me, you know?
And, uh, yeah.
And here we have the boss, you know, How do you say that?
Cow-towing?
Cow-towing.
Cow-towing.
I've never heard that until I talked to you.
It's spelled cow-tow, but it's cow-tow.
Okay.
And it is the problem with America right now.
Yes.
The problem with America is not spoiled brats being assholes.
We've always had spoiled brats.
It's good men doing nothing.
Right.
That's when bad things happen.
Exactly.
And that's why I'm doing something is because I'm so tired of You know, waiting on something to happen.
You know, I don't want to be the guy that, you know, opens his mouth and then I have a bunch of people that don't like me because I did so.
But it got to a point where I am literally willing to lose my pizza place, lose my Tesla.
If I lose business over this, I don't care.
As long as I got my guitars, I'm good.
I'll just become a music, like, I make a lot of music and I'll just, I'll just chase that dream.
I don't even care.
You know, um, and I have, oh, I love it.
I have, I'm getting these hate, Oh gosh, these people are messaging me.
What are you doing on associating with the Neo-Nazi?
You better take that video down before you go out of business.
And I asked, did you watch the video?
I know better than to watch the video.
I know better than to get it in my brain.
I might like it.
And the chief of police, he didn't watch the video.
Um, you know, I went back and watched it, you know, uh, you know, we said something about liberals, whatever, uh, no big deal, but there was not an ounce like that of any kind of hate or discriminate.
Like, I don't understand.
I think what's happening is people can't stand the truth.
That's why they hate you.
It's why they hate me.
And, uh, nobody wants to, uh, face the truth, you know?
And, um, and, but the problem with that mentality is that one day the truth, It's going to be revealed whether we like it or not.
It's pretty inevitable.
It's gonna suck if you're not following it.
Well, the term Neo-Nazi...
I don't even know what that means.
So that implies there's a new Nazi party.
And that implies that this group of evil racists are going to band together and, I don't know, have an autonomous no-go zone where they burn down things.
I forgot to ask.
That's not a thing!
But Antifa's doing all the things that you're scared that the right might ultimately lead to.
Your worst nightmare is happening right now in Seattle, you fucks!
Right.
Yeah, no, I forgot to ask before we go any further.
I just want to be clear.
I just want to make sure before I associate myself with you any further.
Are you a neo-Nazi or a white supremacist?
I just want to make sure.
Yes, I have started a new Nazi party.
We are setting up death camps all across the country.
Damn it, I'm such an idiot.
It's not just visible minorities, gays, clowns.
Oh no!
Clowns?
You're killing clowns?
We're murdering, not yet, but we will be murdering clowns.
Oh my god, my uncle's a clown.
People who ride unicycles, you know those guys like that?
We consider that clown-like, so they're dead.
Uh, fat people, um, people who wear flip-flops.
Don't kill fat people.
Look, the wheels have been set in motion, my friend.
I can't control it anymore.
Man.
People who hate Mondays.
I didn't even approve that one.
Oh, Monday's my favorite day.
It's the start of the week.
I know, it's ridiculous.
Jim Davis, the man who draws Garfield, actually likes Mondays a thousand times more than his character Garfield.
He's a dead man.
Anyway, Joe, all right, we got to go.
We got to go behind the table.
But this is, it's so infuriating because it's a microcosm of a much bigger problem.
That is this, this need to capitulate.
You solved a problem and they fucked you in the ass.
Yes, this is true.
But don't worry, we're busy still, so people aren't losing their... I'm not worried because you're a fighter.
You get fighters, you get trouble, you're brave, and you never stop fighting.
Exactly.
Thank you, Joe.
Thank you, Gavin.
Cheers.
The other part of this, too, is obviously that I'm charming and influential.
Like, if he was on, you know, David Duke's show, no one would know.
It wouldn't be a thing.
Yeah, that's why you're dangerous.
That's why you're terrible.
But they go, I don't like this guy because... Wait, what are you doing right now?
Getting an outro song.
And you're choosing your own music.
Why not?
You're promoting yourself.
No, I'm not going to promote it.
Let's read a letter or two.
OK.
Because no one knows who doesn't pay for this site that we read letters for a major part of the show.
And they're a wonderful time.
They're a wonderful couple.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
This is from our ad guy that I vacillate from admiring and shitting on.
When are we doing Posobic?
And I'll be responding to him.
I don't know, dude.
You didn't Fucking tell me about an interview you set up with my friend.
Hey, I got Jack Posobiec.
Oh, the guy texted an hour ago?
Great work.
Okay, here's a letter.
I won't say his last name.
Owen.
Hey Gavin, I never understood why religious people with acutely analytical minds don't apply that same logical thinking to God.
The most important question about their perception of reality.
In a previous episode, you mentioned how you came to God, blah, blah, you newborn child.
Complexity in the universe as evidence of God is similar to saying black overrepresentation in crime statistics must mean systemic racism.
The mere existence of something doesn't justify your emotional conclusion.
If there is no reasonable evidence to believe something, why believe it then?
I grew up in Catholic... Like, there's no evidence?
What about when you look up, asshole?
What about the universe?
It's infinite.
Your brain can't fathom infinity.
That's proof that something fishy's going on here.
I grew up in Catholic schools, but because they preserve certain values, they were the only schools that discussed philosophy and ruminated on ethics, I discovered early on there's no good reason to believe in God.
Sure.
And in light of all those... So how did we get here?
Yeah.
What's going on?
And why is everything... Why are there so many checks and balances?
Like what I'm learning now in my half a century age is, he leaves little clues For example, if you do something an infinite number of times, everything's gonna happen.
Monkeys on a typewriter, right?
So, if you leave monkeys on a typewriter for infinity, they're going to write the complete works of Shakespeare at some point.
Could be six billion, trillion, zillion, billion, gazillion years.
But eventually that weird coincidence will happen.
You know that means that in the universe, which is infinite, there must be other life.
But you also know there isn't.
There's not other life.
We're the only ones.
Why is that contradiction there?
That's God leaving his business card in your logic.
And I'm thinking this week, my new obsession is insects and animals.
Animals have this incredible trajectory of evolution.
A fucking whale was a dog.
And then you look at an ant and you're like, you've been that same useless piece of shit for 20 million years.
You look at a scorpion and you go, you've been that same shape for 500 million years?
Fuck you, loser.
The symbols!
So maybe God's saying that we're better than insects and maybe he's telling us that to show that humans are better than animals.
I don't know.
I feel like there's all kinds of clues.
We are better than animals.
Of course we are.
We have dominion over all living things.
And also animals are fucking losers.
Such losers.
They're selfish.
Goats.
I'm a goat.
I'm eating a can.
Why can't we just employ the meaningful lessons from the Bible and set the supernatural aside?
I'm not averse to that.
I could throw away a few Jesus miracles.
I'm not averse to the whole water into wine thing.
I'm okay with making that a metaphor.
Christianity would be much more accessible if it were just shared values, blah blah blah.
People think it's all or nothing, but it doesn't have to be.
I agree with that.
A sort of secular Christianity is probably the best way to maintain reason while invigorating the values of cohesion that establish the West.
See what I'm saying?
Owen.
Sure.
Well, when I go to church, I'm not, I'm not digesting 100% of the Bible.
I go to Latin Mass.
I don't know what the fuck they're talking about.
Is that?
Half the times I hear these Latin songs, I start getting scared.
Get fired!
Wait, have we read everything?
Last... Yeah, we're gonna be doing a bunch of giveaways to the callers.
That'll happen at 10.
Loot crate, Hashi socks, Primal Urge meat sticks.
But you cheap asses who don't pay for this site, um, can't have anything.
We had a night, this, the survival rate of COVID is 99.7.
We had a 99.8 re-subscription rate as the year passed in June for one year of censored.tv.
That many people re-upped their subscription because they signed up for one guy, a guy with two thumbs who loves blowjobs.
Um, they got, they're about to get Katie Hopkins.
We got Jim Gode.
We have Larry Barnes, world heavyweight champion discussing fights.
We've, uh, what would you call Gary?
A, uh, a wanderer, a wanderer, a gypsy, seemingly mentally ill gypsy named Gary reading our mail.
We have Laura Loomer, Congresswoman to be.
We have Jacob Wall.
We have Copper Cab.
We have Milo every Friday night.
And actually, Katie was asking a lot about Milo.
And she goes, is he okay?
Is he alright?
Everyone's worried, you know what I mean?
And I said, the thing about Milo is he's ambitious.
So, you kick him, and this is, I think, the first time he's been kicked down.
Like, Michelle Malkin has been flushed down the toilet a hundred times.
And so, you can't hurt her.
She's like, hello, I'm back up from the sewers.
But Milo, I think this is his first flush.
And he came out of it going, all right, what about this?
A dating show.
I'll be a woman, and we'll get three attractive girls, and then we'll match them up with conservatives and see if they can start finding love.
He built a wall on his show.
Yeah.
And Paul ate glass on that show.
He ate glass.
He said it once, and then you went like this.
He ate glass, because we don't know what glass or eating is.
We never heard of those things.
Put those two things together.
You know eating?
Where you're like talking, but you don't say anything, and then food is in your face, and then it goes away and becomes poo.
Have you heard of this?
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