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June 17, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E176 - THE WAR ON COMEDY [2020-06-17 - S02E176 - THE WAR ON COMEDY]
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
I got to be unstoppable.
I got to be unstoppable.
That was Santi Gold, who got her name from Blaxploitation films in the 70s.
And then Santi Gold, the character or the guy or the writer, got mad.
She had to change it to Santo Gold.
Made a bunch of money, had a kid.
Damn it, we talked about her on the show.
I saw a video of a lunatic dancing to that song that we'll get to at the end of the show.
So stick around.
Fun day for the New York Post.
Look at this gentle giant.
This is, yes, he did punch an old lady in the face, and she was bleeding from her ears.
And he has been arrested 103 times, but he's reacting to the oppression of living in New York.
Then they also had this.
Louis Farrakhan was on some show like Jerry Springer or something, and he talked about how white people are scared of black people.
And then Jennifer Anniston and all these celebrities start forwarding it, going, I've never heard of this guy, but he seems to really understand white oppression.
And so the paper is like, first of all, I read this, I go, how do you not know who Louis Farrakhan is?
Like, he is the most prominent, famous, fucking Muslim, anti-Semite, Nation of Islam dude ever.
He's the black David Duke.
How could you not fucking know that?
We're being led by the blind here that so many uninformed brads are telling us what to do.
All of these riots are based on a myth.
Our past 2020 so far has been dominated by two major lies that are mutually exclusive.
One, stay inside or you'll die.
Two, we need to get outside and riot in huge crowds because of black victimization.
If one is true, then two can't be.
If two is true, then one isn't true.
No, they're both true.
Here's the deal.
You can riot in groups of 200,000 if it's a demonstration, but you can't gather in like a group of 30 if it's for something stupid like worshiping your God or.
So this is why I'm going to talk to Ron Coleman today about this awesome thing.
De Blasio, you can riot.
Like literally in the same dictum, in bullet points touching each other.
The top line says there's a curfew.
You have to be an innate.
The next line says, if you are protesting, you can stay out all fucking night and gather in groups of 100.
And then de Blasio adds the caveat, unless the cops tell you to go home, then you got to go home.
What are these arbitrary rules?
They're at war with us.
And I've always said this since I was a teenage anarchist.
The government is not your friend.
They don't care about you.
They are the enemy.
And the only way you can fight back is to get fired, get in trouble, get arrested.
And these fuckers had Hasidic Jews.
They go to their park.
They're crammed in these tiny apartments.
They go to a park.
It's a crucial part of their survival.
It's a crucial part of their community.
They're getting banned from having funerals.
And so de Blasio goes, you know what?
Fuck you, Jews.
He doesn't do this to the black part of town, by the way.
He chains the fence, and then they go, and I think Ron Coleman is involved in this.
They go, yeah, and fuck you.
Break the chains.
I love this kind of shit.
My favorite stuff is when people say no and get together.
My least favorite stuff is when you see Hasidic and Orthodox Jews going, Black Lives Matter.
Foot, five months after they were being murdered by black anti-Semites.
I hate capitulation and apologies.
I like strength.
I like Braveheart.
Also in important news, I found the pretender song I was looking for.
People sent in, oh, I also got a letter.
I hope we'll get to it in the mailbox.
I got OSHA wrong.
It wasn't, it was, I'm embarrassed.
I'm very embarrassed.
It's not the legislator governmental bureau.
It's like a health board that monitors restaurants.
Why didn't I say what a faggot I am?
Why didn't I say, what's OSHA?
I just went to a 26-year-old.
I'm 50 years old, almost 50 years old.
And I'm sitting there going, oh yeah, OSHA's coming.
Oh, that sucks.
I guess I'll look it up later.
What's he going to do?
Go, ha ha, you're dumb, old man.
This is my show now.
Yeah.
Get off.
Hey, take the Skype screen and push yourself off.
It's my show.
I am the captain now.
Why are you gay?
So it's one, two.
What's it called?
Precious.
Precious.
I was searching for two hours going through all their canon.
I don't like the pretenders.
This is a good jam.
And 2,000 miles is a sweet ballad.
But their songs are so lethargic, plodding along dan, dan, dan, dan, dan.
They sound like my daughter.
I make her take guitar lessons.
And she plays guitar like this.
And that's how the pretenders sound.
They sound like my daughter at guitar lessons.
My wife was suggesting all these day camps because sleep away camp is canceled in New York.
It's like, there's a school of rock camp, and it's called, and then there's a make your own songs camp.
And it's like, I can see my daughter just going, ugh.
Like, she hates it.
Those camps are for kids who are like, hey, teacher, can I, you show me how to do this, Riff?
Not the pretenders.
But you got to do Something, kids.
Yeah, we had her graduation yesterday, which involved driving through.
And you know what's funny about this pariah status?
I don't go to my kids' parent-teacher interviews because I don't want the parents to recognize me because I don't want it to give them some sort of implicit bias against my child.
I don't want them to know their dad's David Duke.
So just my wife goes.
So you fuckers, turning me into a monster, have made it unable for me to help my kids as much as I could.
So I've got to wait, you know, at home and then get the story from my wife and not ask pressing questions about their fucking education.
Cancel culture.
Cancel culture.
And the BLM, I couldn't believe this.
Who said it?
Timothy Gordon?
I looked it up.
Their homepage says their goal is to shatter the nuclear family.
They have nothing to do with black lives.
Black Lives Matter is Marxist lesbians who want to sabotage this guy.
The guy that has two thumbs and loves blowjobs.
Did I tell you my parents are killing themselves?
What?
What do you mean?
They just stopped eating.
What?
They're drinking themselves to death.
It's a Glaswegian thing.
On purpose?
Yeah.
You say you have a run, you had a good run.
My brother went there with a beautiful plan that I was so proud of him.
My dad is a Nazi, a math Nazi.
Remember I told you when he lost his temper about coins?
I said, Dad, I know it's a different, every time you flip a coin, it's 50-50.
But if you had like a head 10 times in a row, you're probably getting a tail soon.
And I don't want to smash the desk because last time I did that, I broke my watch.
But he goes, coins don't have a fucking memory.
That's how passionate he is about math.
So my brother goes, I'm going to go down visit dad and I'm going to tell him about Terenceology.
Oh.
And how just hear me out.
Hear me out, Dad.
Every action has an equal opposite reaction.
So one times one cannot just be one.
There has to be a reaction to the multiplication.
And show him.
Now you know this is one of the oldest symbols.
This is one of the oldest symbols.
I was like, that is so sweet.
Like one time we made him blow his fucking top because we said Elton John did a song for Lady Die after she died.
It's funny, their name's Lady Die.
And it was just Candle in the Wind.
He had written it for Marilyn Monroe, but he just changed it and made it for Lady Die.
And my dad, for some bizarre reason, hates songs dedicated to a dead person that seem fake.
He hates fake sympathy.
And so we go, Dad, you got to hear this tribute that Elton John did to Princess Die.
It's just, like, I was like this, trying not to cry.
You cannot hear it and not cry.
And then we played it for him.
He's like, he's a fucking phony.
He wrote that song for someone else.
He's just jumping on the fucking bandwagon.
All right.
See, you're so stupid when you do that.
Because now I know your weak spots.
Now my brother and I know the weak scale and the dragon.
And we can just drive in our rapier and twist.
Anyway, he goes there and they're just like passed out, not eating at all.
Sweetians starve to death all the time.
Whatever happened to Andy?
Drink and no eating.
Oh, he starved to death?
Huh?
What is this fucking biafra?
One of my uncle's best friends.
I go into the pub.
I say, this is Andy.
This guy can drink, man.
He can drink for Scotland.
Drink for Scotland?
I could drink for the bloody world.
Do you know what that means?
Drink for the world?
So you could drink for Scotland, meaning if there was Olympics, you would represent Scotland.
And you would just sit there drinking with the rest of the world, which is a hilarious concept that I love.
But he was offended by that.
Fuck Scotland, I could drink for the world.
Implying there's an intergalactic drinking competition.
And you're up against.
Oh, right, right, right, right.
Like one guy's 40 tons.
Like, one guy's an ant.
Like, he's this big.
It'd be like the Star Wars bar.
You can't compete with different aliens.
Some of them might be the size of a planet.
Jaglip Lorp is an ant-sized nodule, but he effervesces his liquid, so he doesn't need a digestive system.
Effervescence?
Effervesces.
I love when dumb people try to sound like nerds.
Okay, so this is a big cancel show today.
We're at war here in the culture wars, and it has effects on your life, real effects.
But this just in right now, so Enrique Tario, the Afro-Cuban chairman of the Proud Boys, said, you know, we'll give these guys a while and then we're going to go fuck up Antifa.
Right?
That becomes, according to the left, far-right groups are planning to disrupt George Floyd protests.
And so Facebook has banned 900 accounts.
This is 12B.
Facebook takes down nearly 900 accounts linked to far-right Proud Boys and American Guard.
I don't know who American Guard are.
Amid signs, members were plotting to send armed agitators.
No one said that.
To George Floyd protests.
Officials said it started to initiate a ban.
I had the New York Times call me yesterday trying to pick my brain.
What's happening?
What groups are going?
Fuck off, I said.
Let me go down though.
So the main picture is a proud boy with a helmet on because he doesn't want to get hit with rocks.
Anti-flick, oh, here we go.
Proud boys were formed in 26 by Gambitas, who helped find vice media.
The group denies any link to the far right, but claims to be against political correctness and are anti-white guilt.
That was like one quick thing someone threw out, and it's always brought up.
And we've already been banned from Facebook.
My tech guy who runs this site, who's not really political, he was banned.
Ryan, the subhuman Puerto Rican nip, was banned.
Superhuman.
The guy who calls his own apartment a fag zone.
I never did that.
Was banned.
That's false.
And what was your Facebook?
Just stupid videos of you playing your shitty gay guitar?
No super straight, super awesome guitar.
So you kind of...
Yeah, you weren't like...
did you have anything political on your Facebook at all?
The only stuff on my Facebook that was political, I mean, there were some saucy things like sparse, but not really, no, no.
Didn't the banner at your top of your Facebook say niggers beware?
Yeah, but it was the letter B. That's a bit rich.
The letter B. He didn't have that.
That is a joke, folks at home.
We're living in a very anti-joke society now, and we're going to get into that in a second.
But speaking of canceling, a painter in New Zealand was just canceled for painting Yours Truly, the guy with two thumbs.
Oh, this dude.
He ran our charity auction, which was for Liberty, who is a black baby this big that doesn't have a father because of Antifa, right?
Her father's in prison, not little sweet angel.
So this guy did a painting and sold it for charity.
That means he's a fascist.
So a petition started, and the gallery that represents him, the gallery that represents him fired him.
We're not representing you anymore.
You're a fascist.
And the funny thing about it is, first of all, it's a charity for a baby.
And secondly, is that painting particularly flattering?
It's not like I'm painted like George Washington with a rape with a big saber.
Toby Rain is a white supremacist, boycott Go Langsford in the galleries.
And I guarantee you that the woman who, that it's a woman who runs that gallery, and she got spooked by just like four Antifa emails and said, we got to get rid of him.
Why is that painting only a buck?
No, that wasn't very.
We didn't really promote it so much, so that link didn't really go around.
I thought Dave Smith had a great point on Tucker today.
I didn't number that one.
It's right after the next fucking link, obviously.
Tucker has sponsors abandoning his show while he has the highest ratings in cable news.
It's really hard for me to believe corporations prefer wokeism to profits.
Capitalism has truly been perverted.
Libertarians take notice.
Culture matters.
And then it's really weird seeing the retweets.
I don't go on Twitter much, and everyone intelligent has been expunged.
So it's just ditzy beta males and worthless females talking shit.
And so they start attacking him.
Look at this.
This is how markets solve social problems without force, the libertarian solution to bigotry, white supremacy, and structural oppression.
Imagine hanging out with that guy.
Well, we sort of saw it when Project Veritas infiltrated the Bernie Bros.
And you just saw these fucking epileptic turds going, yeah, we're going to have gulags after Bernie wins.
We have to teach these Nazis how not to be a Nazi.
Bernie Bros sending us to death camps to work us to death.
Good luck with that.
So yeah, my buddy David Cross is in trouble because he had a sketch that had, well, actually, he tweeted about this.
I forgot to include the tweet.
It'll probably be David Cross's most recent tweet.
He had a sketch that included blackface.
How do you not know how to spell blackface?
Oh, he puts it separately.
Yeah.
Netflix has removed an episode of Bob Oldenkirk and David Cross's 2015 Netflix original sketch series over a sketch in which Cross uses black face.
And so Bob and David both tried to explain their Twitter.
It's an asshole.
The character's a dick.
Same with Sarah Silverman, by the way.
I'm not defending these people because they would happily watch me drown.
But Sarah Silverman's blackface was mocking racism.
And Howard Stern, when he was saying the N-word in blackface, and he's been in big shit for this this week, and he keeps saying, I've evolved, I've evolved.
I'm not getting on any podiums to defend these people, but for the record, Howard Stern was mocking Ted Danson, who, because he had a black girlfriend, Whoopi Goldberg, he could get away with wearing really antiquated blackface, like with the big white lips and everything, and wearing wag gloves and doing super racist jokes because his girlfriend was Whoopi Goldberg.
So Howard Stern was mocking that.
But nuance, that doesn't matter.
You know?
So let's just very carefully watch the sketch that was banned and see exactly how offensive it is.
I marked my position and I ran away.
But the foods made for what you can do.
Netflix sucks dicks.
Literally, I think that this sketch, well, this entire episode was pulled.
And I think it's because I blame women.
I'm an anti-femite, as you know.
And I bet you anything.
There's a female director of programming or something.
Women are naturally predisposed to avoid confrontation.
And that doesn't work well in the business world.
Men are better in the business world because we hunt big game.
So when we get 100 calls about, you have to fire this person, it's just like mice at your feet.
You're just like, get out of here.
I got to get a woolly mammoth.
Blue.
So she sensed trouble.
And, you know, women are meant to be at the cave hunting and gathering agriculture, getting a rabbit.
So when they see any kind of threat, they're like, get rid of it.
Get it out of here.
Shoo, shoo, shoo.
So getting rid of this episode is like shooing away like a dingo.
You know those little Australian wild dogs?
A dingo ate my baby?
That's my theory.
It could just be a fucking huge pussy.
Anyway, this sketch is, I'm going to explain the impetus because now in this era, comedy is dead.
Even super liberal Trump haters like Bob and David are subjected to this bullshit.
And David's been subjected to this before.
There was a girl named Charlene Yi, who is an ugly little Asian chick who looks like a boy and complains that people mistake her for a boy.
Okay?
And I think she said that David Cross went up to her once and went, And it really hurt her feelings and it was terrible.
He said, I don't remember doing that, but you know, had this politically correct response where I give everyone their facility and I would never judge you, blah, blah, blah, blah.
You know what's funny about that?
I think that was me.
That's my bit.
Because I know like four Chinese words, and having lived in China, I can fake Chinese talk.
So I could totally, I think I did say that.
I think one of them went, hey, Nihalma, wo chisu wo chilao shu, which means like I'm a vegetarian, I'm a teacher.
Hi, how are you?
Actually, at David's wedding, while he came out, I was wearing a kilt and I was singing in Chinese.
That was part of the ceremony.
So as he came out, yeah, he came out first.
Amber showed up in a boat.
And it was actually at a Jewish camp, speaking of Ron Coleman.
It was a kid's day camp that hadn't opened yet.
And I just stood there going, Anyway, so he got shit for me, I believe.
Anyway, he was like my best friend.
We had property together upstate.
We were neighbors, hung out every day, went on vacation together, talked on the phone every day.
And then the Trump thing happened.
He stood by me with the Tranny thing.
I just said that was a stupid thing to say, but we were still friends.
But with the Trump thing, there was a major divorce.
And I'm sure you went through this too.
I'm sure you're still going through it.
My parents were telling me they went through it in Florida where their old friends were like, ah, we can't do this anymore.
So there has been a split.
And it's funny how the split happened because whereas, what was his name?
John Glazer texted me and said, hey, man, I think what we knew was going to happen has just happened.
And I go, what are you talking about?
And he goes, Trump, I guess we can't be friends anymore.
I was like, bye.
See ya.
We had a good ride.
We went on vacation together too.
Our kids were friends.
But with David, it was different.
It was like an Amish guy who left the reservation.
So there was nothing to discuss.
It was like, you're not Amish anymore.
So we're just going to stop talking.
And that was the end of that.
So it's going to be weird watching this sketch of my old best pal.
He got a lot of shit for being my friend, too.
This is before Trump.
Anyway.
Hey, this is Gilvin Daughtry with Citizens Against Unlawful Abuse, and I am being made to stop at what looks like an impromptu checkpoint here on the corner of Racing in Wellington.
I think the real humor in Mr. Show was actually not Bob and David, but Bob Odenkirk and Dino Stampatopoulos, who was possibly the funniest person in the entire universe.
So you.
I used to drink with Dino and Jay, who's also in this sketch when I would go down there.
And they invented this concept of, it comes from a Gilbert Godfrey joke where he says, he talks about Jonestown and, oh yeah, he talks about, I'm going to ruin the joke, but Gilbert Godfrey has this long joke where he says, I was around in the 60s.
I held Jennis Joplin in my arms.
She died in my arms.
I knew Jimi Hendrix.
I held him in my arms.
He died in my arms.
I held him.
And he goes, anyway, I just flew back from Jonestown and boy, are my arms tired.
So then they keep going with that.
And Jay goes, hey, I just flew back from a Transformers convention.
And boy, are my arms tires.
And then Dino goes, hey, George, it was during Katrina.
And he goes, George Bush just flew back from checking out all the flooded farms in Louisiana.
And boy, are his farms mired.
He wouldn't have said farms twice.
That ruins the joke.
See, we're analyzing comedy now.
That's the antithesis of funny is analyzing comedy.
And that's what they're forcing us to do with this Netflix ban.
We're forced to justify a joke.
Justify my joke.
Anyway, you get this joke, right, already?
It's pretty clear out of the gate.
He's making fun of these videos we all love on YouTube where someone says, I'm an unlawful citizen, non-registered.
I'm a person traveling.
I was not speeding.
I was traveling with velocity.
You do not have the right to detain me, officer, blah, blah, blah.
And then inevitably, they refuse to get out and the cop smashes the window.
And it's funny.
So they're kind of just stealing a popular YouTube, not meme, but trend.
...your rights in the face of police harassment.
...
Hello, sir.
Can you roll down your window, please?
Sir, I want to tell you that I'm a legal citizen of the United States and a constitutionalist and to inform you that you're being taped right now.
Uh-huh.
Okay.
Well, I'll roll your window down, please.
I'm only required by state law to roll down my window just enough to facilitate the ball.
The other big problem with this is that it humanizes cops and makes and shows that they have to deal with a lot of fucking assholes.
That's a sin now.
Don't humanize cops.
That's wrong.
And by the way, what black people are they protecting?
Yo, I was watching my favorite show, Bob and David, and they had this fucking racist sketch that had blackface in it, yo?
I think three black people have ever seen Bob Odenkirk and David Cross.
Let's go through the hood.
Actually, that's not true, because I would walk through black neighborhoods with David Cross, and they go, yo, that's that scary movie, too, nigga.
Documents.
According to the California state law, you only need to roll down your window two inches to facilitate conversation and passage of documents.
Am I being accused of a crime, officer?
You're not.
Can I see your documents, please?
Oh, coming up.
Documents now?
Why am I being detained, officer?
You have a legal right to know why you were being detained.
No, no, just a routine sobriety check.
I was going to wave you through, actually, but then I see.
In the comedy, we call this establishing the characters.
We know that this exactly how this guy is annoying.
We know exactly how this guy is reasonable.
We're showing the conflict here.
This is the evolution of the bit.
Weaving in the lane, and I thought you might be fiddling with yourself.
Fuck you.
I'm funny.
These guys are funny.
Key and Cross are funny.
We're doing our thing here in comedy land.
You don't have the right to fucking get in here.
You don't have the right when I'm fucking my wife to come in and go, no, no, no, no, we're not.
That's not doggy.
No, no, no, no doggy style.
Get off of her.
This isn't your world, okay?
You don't get fucking jokes.
Don't make me have to justify my joke.
I'm pissed off on their behalf, and they probably hate my guts.
There's Jay Johnson.
Here's my license and registration.
This is all I'm required by law to show you.
Sure.
Yep.
That is all you're required by law to show is your license and everything seems to be in order, sir.
You're free to go.
His documents were too easily available.
Your registration and your insurance is in your glove compartment.
Your license is in your wallet.
Those shouldn't have been ready.
If you move along and have a nice day.
Okay, thank you.
Thank you so much.
Just possibly the funniest man in the universe.
He played the cop on Sarah Silverman.
He would always make fun of me because I'm cheap.
And we were at a home in Jamaica that we had rented.
And he goes out to the back patio and he pushes the door open for me.
As one does.
It's a polite thing to do.
But it gets stuck because the stone floors are all wobbly and it gets stuck on the thing.
And he goes, sorry, I'm cheap too.
Holy fuck.
I would just hang out with those guys and just be non-stop laughing like a stoned teenager.
Even when I picked him up at the airport in Jamaica, we got lost because it's designed by Jamaicans.
And you can't get out of the parking lot.
There's no fucking exit.
So we're looping around and I'm getting stuck and doing three-point turns.
And he goes, actually, this was designed by a municipal architect known as Williard P. Nillard.
His friends called him Willy-Nilly.
Just off the fucking dome.
So sometimes some of these officers are new and don't know the exact concept of what they're supposed to do.
This is definitely Dino.
So.
Okay, you are legally required to pull over at all police checkpoints, but once you do, that's when your rights come into play.
Let's watch this.
And you're probably not going to be able to find this, but I think the beginning of our split was Toby Keith after 9-11.
No, wait a minute.
That was 20 years ago.
I should say the first time I realized we are different people is after 9-11, Toby Keith had this song.
And we'll put a boot in your ass.
It's the American way.
Well, Uncle Sam put your name at the top of his list.
And the statue of a liberty started shaking her fist.
And I said, this song fucking rules.
And I sent it to Bob and David.
And they agreed, ironically.
And they didn't get that I actually do like the song and think it's a great idea.
I do want to put a boot in the Middle East ass.
So then Bob Odenkirk did a parody of it where it was called like USA and the USA.
And it was like an America fuck yeah kind of joke mocking Toby Keith.
No, that's a different country star they're mocking.
But yeah, I saw the sketch and I go, no, no, no, I actually like the song.
I'm not being sarcastic.
Now.
License to registration.
Wait, did I did I just see you?
Okay, if you've accidentally left your window down as I just have, you are legally allowed to roll it back up to extraneous.
Again, you're raping me, Netflix, by making me do all this analysis.
You can go right on through.
Okay, I'm calling.
We made the cop black.
Is that not good enough for you?
Anyway, you know where this is going, right?
Well, I won't tell you, just in case you don't.
License and registration.
No, that's fine.
Thank you.
I've seen those already, so you can just move along and have a nice day, okay?
Okay, I'm not required to have a nice day, officer.
No, I suppose you're not, but um do you need help?
No, thank you, officer.
If I'm not being accused of anything, then I should be able to leave on my own recognizance.
Sure.
I love that word, recognizance.
Yes, sir.
Please move along.
I've got a lot of cars.
You only use recognizance in that context of leaving on your own recognizance.
I'm going to start using it in different contexts.
Are you new here or do you?
No, I'm not new.
I'm just saying I just remember that the name Gilvin is making fun of me.
Me too.
Is that paranoid?
Yeah, I thought...
You've got rights.
You're always doing stuff like this, too.
Uh-oh.
Fuck you, then.
I'm glad it got pulled.
God!
Damn it!
Okay.
He's very good at losing his temper.
So he's got alcohol there, he's got his taillight.
And I wonder if they did this for real.
Okay.
Here we go.
Nope, sir.
Officer, officer.
Yeah.
Hi.
I'm not buying it, sir.
I'm not biting, okay?
Seriously, we gotta move along.
You might want to check my rear taillight, officer.
It's so weird, too, because banning this, this movie, this movie, this bit is lampooning this guy, right?
Who's a pain in the ass.
So by pulling the sketch, you're like on this guy's side now.
You're one of those constitutionalists.
Okay, great.
Welcome aboard.
Netflix just went full-on libertarian, I guess.
So you can just so inconsistent with this woke capitalist bullshit.
Here we go.
Sir, I'm confident that you can remedy the situation, so just move along, please.
Come on, please.
All right.
There, it's all worth it.
What the fuck?
Hello, brother.
How can I be of service to you today?
Jerry.
Is this the guy that's been digging you around?
Yeah, good afternoon, sir.
We got a job to do here.
Okay, officer, I'm fully co-opted.
The car, sir.
Let's get this done.
Okay, finally, here we go.
God, it's sink.
Okay, officer, I am taping this interaction.
Okay?
No, Jesus.
Let's go get the taping.
You can't believe the right to switch.
Oh, but James.
Is this taping going all right?
Yeah.
This has nothing to do with racism or black people.
This has to do with an annoying asshole who thinks the police are racist scumbags.
And it has to do with what we all secretly fantasize about when we watch these videos: that the police could just cut the shit and get them out there and give them a good pepper spring.
So, Netflix doesn't get this joke, basically.
This is Gilvin Dartri.
We're know your rights penny.
Welcome aboard, Dave.
Welcome to cancel culture.
That was fantastic.
Jesus Christ.
You dummies are ruining America.
You ruin, like, America was built on these newspapers that the English encouraged right talk and left talk.
They encouraged debate.
They said you should have some conservative papers and some liberal papers, and always be having the back and forth.
That ended up being the soul of America, debate, conflicting ideas.
But in the past five years, we've decided, no, let's separate.
And I see it as the insane people over here and the sane people over here.
I'm sure they see it as the inverse.
And that is un-American.
You fuckers, you're getting rid of jokes.
Jokes, within every joke is a tiny revolution.
There's so much going on in that bit.
There's so much camaraderie and sympathy and hope for humanity.
When you take away those jokes, you take away all of those traits.
You take away this country's culture.
fuck you I got to know David and Bob as a fan.
I just sort of forgot that.
I was obsessed with Mr. Show, the original original.
And I noticed that I listed 13 sketches they did that ended up becoming real.
Rap, the musical.
They had a sketch about that.
That became Hamilton.
Swearing in ads, they had this joke about how this new fucking cheeseburger is the most delicious cheeseburger.
I've seen that in ads.
Like, so there was a hot sauce that it was called, like, this is really effing hot.
And they had some asterisks.
Or there was an apartment ad that said, fuck futons.
A guy on death row becoming too retarded to kill.
That actually happened to a guy?
Are you clicking on any of these?
What are you doing?
What are you looking at?
Oh, the owner of that.
What the fuck are you doing, Ryan?
Wait, where is this?
This is After the Mr. Show, 13.
Okay.
Were you just like looking at the internet?
No, I was looking up the owner of that gallery.
Why?
We talked about that an hour ago.
Let's see if it was a female.
Okay, don't do research like that.
This is a very old article I wrote, so a lot of the links are gone.
But heavy metal therapy is a thing.
Heavy metal restaurants.
They did a joke about that, and Alice Cooper actually does have a heavy metal restaurant.
They even look the same.
What are you doing, Ryan?
See the list!
Wrap the musical, swearing in ads.
Heavy metal restaurants is number five.
Would you like me to hold your hand?
Are you going to click these?
Yeah.
Oh, okay.
That would be nice.
No, I've already moved on way past that.
Oh, I'm up to 14 now.
That's funny.
So look at 14.
It's an actual YouTube link.
Mr. Show, Why Me, the Bob Lamonta Story.
This might be the funniest sketch of all time.
It's about a guy whose parents are retarded.
Turn it up.
Come on, Bob.
Aren't you going to eat?
What is it this time?
What's wrong, Bob?
You get another weird sandwich?
Leave him alone.
I think this one is peanut butter, an egg, dice.
Isn't it spongy there?
Yeah.
Damn it!
I hate my parents!
I hate them!
Bob, you okay?
Everything's all right!
But everything wasn't alright.
My parents had embarrassed me again.
You know what was really smart about Mr. Show?
They would be super cheap on all their sketches, so they could save money and do these with like real film cameras.
So he runs home and his brother is there.
And his parents, in order to make sure the brother's safe, have tied him to the couch with yarn.
We're sorry.
There's no need to apologize, but let me ask you, what's the situation like at home?
We get one round in pain.
That seems healthy.
Yeah.
I'm strong, like a hawk.
And red.
That's back when you could be funny.
They should pull this too.
Oh.
Oh no.
Oh no.
Mom and dad said I stay at home watch cartoons all day.
Did they give you any lunch?
Gave me some beer and some frozen peas.
That's one of my favorite moments in the history of man.
Gave me some beer and some frozen beans.
What?
You should make that a drop, although I don't know what context we could ever use it in.
Anyway, it's a hilarious sketch.
You should look it up.
All right, that's enough, Mr. Show.
Let us talk to Ron Coleman, who I secretly suspect is behind these brave Jews who said, fuck you to de Blasio and sawed through his barricade.
I got your big unstoppable Hey, hey, hey, hey Ron, are you there, sir?
I'm here, right here in Clifton, New Jersey, the Pearl of Passaic County.
Now, about a week ago, I was saddened to see Black Lives Matter written in Hebrew in a park with rabbis and all these other Orthodox and Hasidic Jews capitulating to the mob.
I don't think so.
I think Dove Hikind, who's An interesting politician got together a few rather marginal folks and thought that would be a cute political move.
But there's not a particularly deep reservoir of support for Black Lives Matter among Orthodox Jews, especially in Brooklyn, because keep in mind, I don't have to remind you that it was in November, December of just last year that youths were randomly picking off Jews in the street,
and Comrade Bill de Blasio was resolutely ignoring it.
So, you know, the attitude of Jews towards city administration and towards, you know, unity type pretenses is pretty straight at this point.
It was part of a surge of anti-Semitic violence.
We had the Mosley killing, right, upstate.
Then we had two Orthodox Jews killed at a kosher deli that were targeted by black Hebrew Israelites.
But we were also having a surge of just bratty, black, fatherless kids, just swatting Hasidic Jews in Williamsburg.
Right.
Yeah, right.
And City Hall was in complete denial about it.
In fact, I attended a meeting of activists of all kinds of stripes, including people who I'm sure had been voting liberal and giving money to Democrats their entire lives that couple months.
It was, I think, January, maybe February.
And a New York politician, a member of the city council, was one of the speakers.
And he was dancing around this.
And one of the guests said, well, what are you guys doing about this?
And he says, well, listen, there's an education problem.
We need a Holocaust education.
They need pamphlets.
What are you going to do about it?
And he refused to acknowledge that there's a completely, objectively identifiable ethnic and age group victim and ethnic and age group perpetrator, as we say in the city.
As the cops used to say, the peripatron was apprehended.
He was actually trying to sell us that this is right-wing violence.
I remember that, right-wing violence.
Of course, obviously.
It's always the Proud Boys.
I understand the Proud Boys are running things actually in Seattle now.
I'm getting a lot of chatter on that.
Excellent work, by the way, by the Proud Boys.
Because in my previous experience with the Proud Boys and their friends and leadership, I had never known them to be all that efficacious at organizing anything.
Yeah, that's the thing.
And now they're doing massive false flag riots.
They've come in very low.
Well, the blue colors tend not to be that savvy with their phones and social media, the way these rich kid academics in Antifa are.
And you know what's funny about what you're just saying?
The reason that that politician was tiptoeing around the issue is because he's scared of racism, and he's scared of racism because it might lead to anti-Semitism.
So in an effort to avoid anti-Semitism, he is ignoring the murders of Jews.
Well, that's right.
That's like, what did they used to say that Baptists were against dating because it might lead to mixed dancing?
Or maybe have it backwards, but the point is people completely missing what's actually going on.
It's like in Germany, you're not allowed to have swastikas in any form.
So when these punks were trying to make stickers that have the swastika crossed out, they were apprehended because you're still drawing a swastika.
Anyway, let's cut to the chase here.
So I was really disappointed to see that in the New York Post.
And I thought, more capitulation breeds more attacks.
Stop trying to appease Black Lives Matter.
They don't like you.
And then I saw this today in the paper.
I saw Orthodox or Hasids, I can't tell.
It's mostly Hasid.
These are Hasidic neighborhoods.
And there are some non-Hasidic Orthodox Jews who are helping out in this stuff.
But yeah, what you're seeing in the paper post was on social media already yesterday and was making the rounds in the Jewish WhatsApp chess a day earlier.
I mean, people were really excited about it because it really represents a gigantic symbolic break with what had been still a very painful process of still pretending that there's any kind of legitimate alliance between the New York City political establishment and Hasidim and other Orthodox Jews in New York.
That is really over.
And what really, by the way, I don't think people outside of our community really appreciate this.
Governor Cuomo's decision to prohibit sleepaway camps in New York State from opening was the straw that broke the camel's back.
People don't appreciate what a vast, vast political earthquake that has caused.
Oh, I never thought of that.
That's a big Jew thing, Camp.
It's a big Jew thing.
Well, you have, you know, you live in Williamsburg and Borough Park.
You've got five, ten, maybe 12 or 13 kids in an apartment that does not have five or ten bedrooms.
It's hard enough during the year, but when summertime comes and it's 95 degrees in the street and men and women are walking around naked, you want to go up to the Catskills, and no one's going to the Catskills anymore with Orthodox Jews.
It's not a prestige location.
No, no.
I had a place to create a campus.
That's been a summer camp.
Sorry.
There are also bungalow colonies there, and you're allowed to go to day camp.
But this is devastating people who own camps, people who send their kids to camp, people who's also...
Our kids don't generally have summer jobs.
They live this sort of monastic lifestyle during most of the year.
And summer is a challenge for them also.
So they go usually to these single-sex camps, single-sex divisions of camps, and their counselors there, or their teachers there.
It's a bonding thing for the whole community, too.
It's a bonding thing.
People meet people from outside of their neighborhoods, and it is just completely baked in part of our social network and our experience.
We're not going to put our kids in front of TVs.
We don't have TVs.
So, this really was the story that broke the camels back and a number of major Orthodox organizations that have been working very, very hard to keep the troops under control and to try to be with the governors and the mayor's program because we want to be responsible and we want to be healthy.
And that's over.
I just love seeing people defend themselves, stand up for their rights.
And this picture where they're literally breaking chains and breaking orders.
De Blasio is apoplectic.
You can't do that.
And they're saying, no, this is church and state are separate.
You're not telling me how to practice my culture, my religion, my leisure.
We're staying together.
Did you have something to do with this?
Let's put it this way.
I mentioned to you when we spoke earlier that I'm in touch with a lot of the people who are on the leading edge of this.
I represent a group called Reopen New York, which is a coalition of several hundred small business people, many of them Orthodox Jews, but not all of them, any stretch of the imagination, who have been urging an end to the lockdown restrictions.
And one of the things that's going on here that's really not getting appreciated is lockdowns are killing small business.
They're not killing big business.
Well, big business is open.
You can go to Costco.
You can go to Walmart.
And these companies, and by the way, these are the same companies that last week were sending you emails.
And your wife got 10 times more than you did because she's on all the mailing lists of all the department stores and all the online stores.
BLM messages and Floyd messages.
And, you know, they're down with the branding moment, which is cops are terrible and we all should be taking a knee.
That's the corporate move right now.
These people are the only place you can go to buy your stuff because they presumptively are able to somehow not get you sick when you go into their store, which is obviously nonsense.
At the end of the day, so the point is, to answer your question, a lot of these people who are activists, and many of them being Orthodox Jews, are in touch with a lot of the other Hasidic activists.
Some of them are the same people, but not all of them, who are pushing the edge on this sort of civil disobedience.
These are the same guys who told the Satmar Hasidic kids last week when they were having one of their carnivals that the Blasio likes to break up to put up a sign in the back that said the justice for, you know, for what's his name, Floyd?
George Floyd?
George Floyd.
They put a sign up and they said, you can't touch us anymore.
Yeah.
You know, so everything's being, you know, if COVID does, if it inoculates you against COVID to be at a BLM march, then fine, we'll make everything a BLM march.
You know, we're at a time, Ron, but there's a war on Judeo-Christianity.
There's a war on people practicing their religion in this country.
There's a war on small business, which employs 60% of the country.
And those two things, our religion and our jobs, that's America.
So the politicians have declared a war on America.
Yes, they have.
It would be good if there were two parties in that war.
But so far, only one has really shown up.
I think it's fair to say.
Yeah.
Well, keep fighting a good fight, Ron.
Thanks for having me.
Thanks for coming up.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
You don't like.
Let's do an Antifa update, shall we?
If the Proud Boys are going to kick off Facebook for daring to question the paramilitary wing of the DNC.
And don't you like how they make it seem racist?
Far-right people going to disrupt George Floyd protests.
If you have a problem with Chaz, aka Chop, you have a problem with black people not wanting to be killed.
I assume you want to destroy their funeral services, right?
If everything is so racist, why were none of those funerals remotely disrupted or questioned or anything?
All right, let's go to 1-4.
We're drifting into an Antifa section.
And I want to tell you about this Antifa couple, but we don't have time.
We'll do that tomorrow.
What are you doing, Ryan?
Holy fuck, you're annoying today.
I tried to be quick, and then it got sloppy.
Democrat Senator Tim Kaine, the U.S. didn't inherit slavery from anybody.
We created it.
Now, this is the guy with the son who's in Antifa.
And he said we have to fight them on the streets.
So he's the Antifa senator.
Have you read a stupider sentence in your life?
Like, I thought it was dumb not to know who Louis Farrakhan is, the guy who thinks Jews are termites that need to be exterminated.
I think he called them satanic.
Oh, good.
It's a video.
Let's see this.
We need to ban racial and religious profiling.
Okay.
We need to hold police officers and police departments accountable for violent, reckless behavior.
Oh, we do.
We need to promote better training and professional accreditation of police departments.
Okay, maybe.
Madam President, why do we demand that universities maintain accreditation to receive Federal funds but make no such demand of law enforcement agencies?
And we need to do much within the criminal justice system.
What kind of regulations with the police force?
You have to go do your shooting test every year.
There's a million different requirements of every cop on a regular basis.
All of our systems to dismantle the structures of racism that our federal, state, and local governments have been directed and maintained over centuries.
We know a little bit about this in Virginia.
The first African Americans into the English colonies came to Point and Comfort, Virginia in 1619.
They were slaves.
They'd been captured against their will.
But they landed in colonies that didn't have slavery.
There were no laws about slavery in the colonies at that time.
The United States didn't inherit Slavery from anybody.
We created it.
It got created by the Virginia General Assembly and the legislatures of other states.
Just stop.
I have a headache.
That is the craziest logic.
So if you bring something from somewhere, then you created it.
So, like, if I bring a curry from India and I start eating curry in America and I show people this curry recipe, I've created curry.
We created black people.
I'm responsible for it.
Arabs, Jews, and Africans created slavery.
Mostly Africans sold 10 million slaves to the world.
And they didn't, it wasn't just Africa.
We've had slavery everywhere from top to bottom.
The word slavery, and by the way, when I said Arabs, Jews, and Africans, I'm talking about the ones that were here in America.
But that's just one tiny part of slavery, which still exists today in Libya.
$400, you can buy a guy right now.
The word slave comes from Slav.
Slavic people were slaves.
There was a massive slavery revolution with Watt Tyler in Britain in the 1300s.
America?
America was possibly the tiniest sliver in all of the slivers that represent the history of slavery in this country.
You know what being educated means to these people?
It means repeating our tropes without question, memorizing our silly rules and our bizarre interpretation of history.
If you don't have that memorized and you don't repeat it with the same words like hegemony and intersectionality, then you're not educated.
It's almost like saying to a Star Trek fan, you have to speak Klingon, you have to know what episode the fuzzy guys were, the Twilbys or whatever they were called, or you're not educated.
Just because I don't believe your stupid shit, bizarre pretzel logic, doesn't mean I'm not smart.
It means I'm not following you.
I don't give a fuck about your stupid theory that America invented slavery.
America ended slavery, fuck nuts.
We didn't create it, as Patrick Buchanan says.
The West did not invent slavery, but the West alone abolished it.
England was the first to say, let's stop slavery, but they didn't really have slaves.
So it wasn't impressive.
America did the dirty work.
And 620,000 white men died.
A few black guys.
Died fighting to end slavery.
That's the equivalent of 5 million people today.
You're welcome.
You're welcome, Tim Kaine.
Here's another.
Remember a few, I think it was last week, we were basking in the glory.
Oh, yeah, that's his son.
Yeah, that's what Tim Kaine created.
Wow, these are good responses.
I hadn't seen the responses.
What does that say?
Go up a little bit?
No, no.
No, down.
It's behind the viewfinder, so I can't see it.
Stop.
This is one of the most ahistorical lies I've seen yet from the Duranger.
Yeah, me too.
I've never seen anything like that.
Because we brought slaves to Virginia, we invented slavery.
They didn't have slavery in America back then.
They didn't have America in America back then.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Did we invent boats?
Because we brought boats here?
Boy, I sure invent a lot of shit.
Did I invent horses?
The wheel?
When we got here to what is now America, the Indians hadn't discovered the wheel.
So we created the wheel.
The fuck.
Anyway, so we were enjoying, remember there was that progressive newspaper editor, I think it was in Oregon, that said, burn, yeah, burn.
And then they burned her office.
And she was like, what?
What, guys?
I'm on your side.
Then there was the guys giving the thumbs up.
They got the rock through their window.
We're on your side.
Then there was the black dude who said, let it burn.
And then maybe a day later said, they've come up to my gated community.
These people are fucking terrorist.
And this mayor did the exact same thing.
Mayor celebrates BLM protests, then calls them domestic terrorism when her home is vandalized.
Look, she's got all the articles of appeasement on her walls.
She's got the rainbow flag, BLM.
Please don't hurt me.
Capitulation breeds more terror.
You don't go up to a vampire with a little vial of blood and say, hey man, please don't bite me.
Here, have this.
He's going to go, mmm.
You don't go up to a shark and say, okay, just one bite.
I'll give you one bite and then you got to leave me alone.
A shark takes one bite.
He wants more.
Capitulation.
They don't like you.
They're not your friends.
Is that her there?
Like, that's a funny thing.
All these Democrat mayors and Democrat senators, look at that monster.
Oh.
Imagine having to fuck her.
I'd have to somehow rest a laptop on her back and have porn going.
What would you rather do?
Eat a millipede or fuck her?
I'll eat a millipede for sure.
Really?
Yeah.
I like the idea of.
What about one of those big ones they have in Africa?
Those big, long ones.
African key legs, yeah.
Twilling spiders.
Ones that are like dark brown.
Nope.
Never mind.
So you'd rather fuck her than that.
You'd feel the crunchy legs on your tongue.
Let me see what it looks like.
They'd probably still be wiggling.
Probably wiggling down your throat.
And you don't want to scratch up your esophagus.
I feel like eating bugs makes you a man.
Remember my brother ate a cricket?
I paid him $100.
Fucking a man makes you a fat.
I paid him $100 to eat a cricket.
And later we were at the bar and I didn't have any money.
And I go, fuck, I forgot to go to the ATM.
He goes, don't worry about it, buddy.
I got cricket money.
Speaking of Chaz, so the Prowboys have announced that they're doing something July 18th that involves Antifa.
That's all I know, or that's all I'm going to say.
But slightly offensive, remember that guy?
Elijah?
Elijah, Muhammad.
He went there.
And it's just bullshit.
Cars can't go in, but you can just walk in.
Here's what I don't get.
What about the people who live there?
Like, say their house is on fire or they're getting raped.
What if you want to call the police because you're 80 years old and a 17-year-old's raping you?
You just have to lie there and think of England?
But for the most part, if you just walk in, people have said that there's you know that they check your IDs or weird things like that, but it's not true.
But if you come in and you walk through the place, you end up having checkpoints.
Are there any restaurants?
Like, how do you eat?
You just keep ordering pizzas and shitting in porta potties?
They have barriers here and here.
I don't get the logic.
Free apples.
Free apples.
That fills you up when you're starving.
My parents were so cheap that whenever we had dinner, it would just be like a little sliver of meat because they grew up poor, so they still had this obsession with not overeating.
And I would be so hungry after dinner that I would make a bowl of popcorn this big, have a bowl of ice cream this big, and then have like three apples.
I don't really like apples anymore.
I don't like apples.
I overdid it.
And this is the entrance right here.
Now, if you walk over to my There's basically like this clip.
Okay, go forward a little bit.
There's a garden that you have to see.
It's coming up.
Yep.
Lots of shrines.
Wait, you passed it.
Yeah, there's a lot of people.
Go back to that.
It's an upside-down flag, which of course means like you're in jeopardy.
And there's a lot of these salt-made gardens.
It is.
Who the fuck is that going to feed?
Like, that's worse than an apple.
See, I don't know what you're growing there.
If it's lettuce, then I can eat that in one bite.
That's maybe one salad.
Good news, 500 people.
I have a salad that took me about four weeks to grow.
Who wants it?
I'll take it.
Gone.
What's next?
I'm still hungry, by the way.
Holy shit.
Oh, here's an interesting one.
This is kind of old news, but remember how we were talking about we're living in an era with the black and gold dress where people look at the same picture of a dress and some people say it is black and gold, others people see it as blue and yellow or whatever the fuck it was.
This video is going around both on the right and the left.
So Benny Johnson is saying, check out this awesome video, but I also saw Patton Oswald's annoying brother, Matt Oswald, talking about these fucking racist pieces of shit, peckerheads.
So this video is being used as evidence by both sides that the other side sucks.
That's how divorced we are here in Silent Apartheid.
You're so scared.
Are you embarrassed?
That's Sebastian Maniscala.
I'm getting my business card.
Are you embarrassed?
So just pause.
You're embarrassed.
You're embarrassed.
So he's obviously there to fuck with them.
Like they always, what they do is they walk into a storm and then when they get rained on, they play the victim.
They go, what the fuck?
I was just going about my merry way into a right-wing protest.
And now they're attacking me.
Whoa is the why of things.
It's like these soccer players when they get touched and they go, they're fucking liars.
Did that not pause correctly?
You're so scared.
Aren't you embarrassed?
Wait, it's on Unicorn Riot.
That's an Antifa site.
It's got two logos, Turning Point and Unicorn Riot.
That's perfect.
Oh my God.
It's a Turning Point video and it's a Unicorn Riot video.
I love it.
You're embarrassed.
You're embarrassed.
You're an embarrassment.
So what do you think about how Christopher Columbus cut off the hands of people who didn't bring him enough gold?
They were fucking savages back then.
Pause.
So it's South Philly, right?
So they have the accent.
And the left, ultimately, if they're honest with themselves, all of this is about classism.
They see the white trash as human garbage.
And the reason they pretend they like black people is because they think that white trash peckerheads like this, I'm saying that in an endearing way, they think we're racist.
So they point blacks at us, going, boo.
And we go, okay, excuse me.
It's the dumbest war ever.
And yes, Columbus did chop the hands off of slaves.
This better not go back to the beginning.
In what was it?
The fucking 1400s?
How far back was Columbus?
400 years ago?
1600s?
That was the culture back then on those islands.
It was savagery.
When they didn't like the Spanish, they would eat them.
They'd rip out their hearts.
That was the vocabulary of the time.
It was a fucking nightmare.
Do you know what the Indians did to the Spaniards?
When they showed up, they'd burn them alive.
They'd rip their hearts out of their chests and then eat it for the courage.
That was how you punish people back then.
Hey, you're a jerk.
Okay, fuck.
I'll try to be better.
Quartering and tarring and feathering.
And the Spanish were horrified.
Wait, Christopher Columbus was Italian.
He was from Gianno, Vai Italy, where they made pesto.
I've been there a couple of times.
Wonderful little town.
But the Europeans were horrified when they got to the Caribbean and saw how you say no, how you fight.
But they adapted and they said, all right, well, I guess we'll chop off your hands if you're bad.
But we look at the fucking past centuries ago with 2020 eyes, not just normal glasses, but not sea glasses, not sea glasses.
And we go, oh, those poor little natives.
They were picking flowers and stroking little, their pet iguana.
And then we came along and said, make me some money, bitch.
Chopped off their hands.
So they're defending a statue of Christopher Columbus.
What's your beef at Columbus?
Do You think he's too old-fashioned?
Do you think his methods are antiquated?
Well, you're correct.
Sir, let me have my bicycle.
Let me have my bicycle.
You want to talk shit?
Get the fuck out of here.
Get that fucking...
Get that...
No violence.
No violence.
Done.
Isn't this amazing that it has two logos, turning point and unicorn right?
Doesn't that just sum up the state we're in right now?
You and I look at that and we feel the way we felt when Jay Johnson was pepper spraying David Cross.
We're like, good, do it.
We're not doing that today, by the way.
He went in there.
He's fucking with him.
And this isn't just a normal day.
We're in a climate where statues are being torn down.
So if your job is to defend a statue and some asshole comes in there talking shit, you've got to get rid of that.
You've got to stop it.
It's like when I punched the Antifa guy at that rally and they go, you just punched him for no reason.
No, there was a mob behind him and they were throwing shit and batteries and piss at us.
So if I gave them even an inch, we'd all be dead.
So the second some guy crosses my path, wham, I slam him to make it clear to the other rabid dogs that they can't eat me.
I didn't give the vampire a vial of blood.
So that's what they're doing.
They're refusing to give the vampire a vial of blood.
All right, we got to get moving here.
We got to get to the mailb Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.
Let's turn our eyes together.
Let me touch it.
Ryan, shut up.
Click there.
Don't save.
That's crazy Dinash thinks he's a toad.
Crazy Dinash.
Every time I've had a few drinks, I'm like, I've got to call Dinesh and show him that.
And then every time I'm sober the next morning, I go, I hope he doesn't...
I don't find that very funny.
Oh, you're really disappointing me.
Okay, Cab.
I thought we were a bros.
This guy's called Caleb.
Yo, G, I'm sure you're familiar with the band Life of Agony, a 90s New York hardcore band.
No.
New York, Hardcore, by definition, was about your scene.
So I didn't know who Gorilla Biscuits were or anything.
I knew my scene.
Dead Trout, Grave Concern, The Trapped, Honest Injun.
Those were our bands.
The lead singer is now Mina.
Keith, the lead singer, is now Mina.
I don't know what a Mina is.
I was born in 92, so I never saw, I was born in 92, yeah, so I never saw Keith.
But Mina killed a show back in like 2014.
Anyway, here's before and after video.
This first one starts at 2.32.
What are we watching?
Some band you like?
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
That's before shit.
I can't hear anything.
This is after.
We're not friends.
All right.
Thanks for showing me this band you like.
I'm not your friend.
Are you looking for music tips, especially ones that sound like shit?
What a weird thing to do.
This is the problem doing a show like this.
He's now Mina.
That's a female name.
Oh, okay.
That's more interesting.
First comment is, you guys are on Firebest.
I've heard you sound yours.
Nice to see Mina comfortable in her own skin at long last.
Well, let's see a picture of them.
I don't want to see their shitty songs.
Mina Keith.
Thank you.
Ew.
Ew.
That looks like a...
Or Dick Drazy villain.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's him before.
Oh, boy.
What have you done, dude?
Looks like a shivering truth character, claymation character.
Yike Majookis.
Oh my God, it's funny how we've been What a dirty little slut.
No, do the lingerie one.
I want to fuck him with my heels on.
Yikes.
I'd rather fuck heels.
It's funny how our whole lives we enjoy the beauty of women as heterosexuals and we respect men.
And then someone just switches them up and we're supposed to not go.
It's like trannies are as bizarre looking as a talking dog.
If a dog went up to you and went, hey, how's it going?
You'd go, what the fuck?
That's how I feel when I see a tranny.
You don't think that looks smoky, that chick right there?
Jesus Christ, dude.
You're so weird.
Seattle Maya Durkett announces new Wapportunity Zones.
Boy, they're not good at naming shit, are they?
Will include Chaz.
She now city of Seattle will be turning over two city blocks of what used to be valuable real estate to BLM et al.
Really?
Even though they vandalize your house, you dumb bitch?
This is from Josh, the infection spreads link.
Say, that is simply not true.
And that tweet that it got around will have like hundreds of thousands.
This guy seems cool, and I bet he's got some good points.
It's fucking embarrassing being into comic books as an adult.
What makes you think he's into comic books?
You have venom on your head, dude.
Like my 11-year-old is over comic books now.
He used to love Spider-Man.
He used to wear his Spider-Man costume so much that it reeked and it would be threadbare.
I bought him, I think he burnt through about four over the course of several years.
Now, I don't think he know, like, if I quizzed him on Spider-Man, he wouldn't know what the fuck I was talking about.
But an adult male, it's a really bad look, dude.
Thousands of likes and retweets on, even though it's verifiably false.
The talking point, the narrative that they're trying to drive home is verifiably false.
What narrative?
Doesn't matter.
Doesn't care.
Answered.
What they're doing doesn't have to make sense.
They just want you to.
Okay, guys.
We don't know the context for this, so I'll read another letter that he sent before this, before he sent the link.
Keep him up there.
I will start by using my full fucking name, you pussies.
But he doesn't include his name.
Oh, my name is Josh Carter from Texas.
Today, the constant bending of the knee.
Yes, it's affected every bit of our culture.
This is a black comic book guy I follow who makes some very solid points on how this is a culture war that has been waged for quite some time.
The pizza guy from the last episode looks like the word Scientology, blah, blah, blah.
I love the FTP idea, blah, blah, blah.
Do what you do, show you care.
Okay, so the rest is just, so we don't really know what this black guy's talking about.
Saying, what tweet is verifiably false?
Can you guys not send me shit that you haven't looked up?
Like you hand me a bunch of wheels and some Lego and go, hey, check out this car.
All right, let me just.
Oh, yeah, thanks.
It's a cool car.
Like, do your homework before you make me do your homework.
Subject line, some assembly required.
So go back to that.
Now we have to find out.
Because I'm curious.
So I'll go back before the time code.
Nonsense that you see on Twitter that you can just surface level Google research and you can say, that is simple.
Like, more so, this is not about being right.
They don't care to be right.
They don't have to be right.
When you're yelling in an echo chamber, you can perpetuate whatever narrative it is that you want.
Whatever narrative it is, whatever talking point it is, it doesn't be true.
You know what I like doing?
I like looking up the names of all their victims.
Like I saw this beautiful painting.
I didn't include it in the notes.
And it was like Mike Cullen or something like that or Monte.
What the fuck was his name?
Anyway, it was like he deserves better.
And I look him up.
He's a fucking gangbanger.
Well, now we have to do it.
He's a fucking gangbanger who was murdering people on a regular basis, rival gangs.
And he got caught and he went to jail wherein he beat the shit out of a guard.
And so the guards jumped him.
That's what happens when you beat the shit out of guards.
You get beat up.
What else am I supposed to do as a corrections officer when someone's beating me?
Blow them?
Yeah, I found it.
His name is Monte Colors.
So this is exactly what that black guy was just talking about.
I'll send it to you now, Ryan.
And it'll, of course, take about a year.
You take this guy, this gangbanger, who murdered people and got beat up in prison for beating up a CEO.
And then you literally make him into a saint.
And you paint him with flowers.
And you write all over it, he deserves so much more than this system.
He deserves love and care and generosity.
They're not sending their best.
This is all about how we need more mental health, which is true.
But the heroes you guys pull up, I gave you one, Craig James Anderson, run over by racists who said they're going to go kill niggers.
No, I'm going to choose this guy, the gangbanger, who was hurt by corrections officers for just punching a corrections officer in the face.
And he won't shut up about it.
Like he does talks about his treatment in prison.
Can you get like the guy, the guy who went to prison for selling lobster tails out of the wrong container and did seven years?
How about Proud Boys?
Here's a guy, Cleveland Proud Boy, crashing a DSA Zoom meeting yesterday.
Democrat Socialist Alliance.
That's cute.
You can show that anytime.
It's the next thing.
But again, dude, I don't need a picture.
Show me a video of you driving them crazy.
Okay, Alan Black.
Yay, it's a show idea.
Yeah, you probably don't want these, but there's a massive gap in the market now for sports coverage that isn't ESPN.
Ideally, get Nick Depollo for a weekly college football show during the season, or just generally a weekly sports talking head show.
Cheap to produce and most apparently watchable for conservatives.
No SGW knee benders.
Yeah, I'd like I'd have a fucking someone apologizing on my show for saying something.
Yeah, that's a pretty good idea.
I'm not going to go searching them.
You know who I love, though, is that Mennery guy, Bob Mennery.
He's so fucking good.
I wish he would just do real sports.
Oh, remember we talked about that?
We want him to do that barstool sports bare knuckle boxing shit where they get rednecks to fight.
Genius.
Show his Instagram.
It's one of the highlights of my day is when he puts up a new one.
No, no, show the fucking boxes.
I don't want to be able to do it.
Period.
Phil's got to be real careful this one.
This is a quick pot.
It's going to move about a foot left to right.
And again, this for Bogey.
Not the best day for Phil as he hammers that one.
And that is going to, look at this.
It's going to go all the way down the front.
As Phil kind of plays, Jesus, he said, fucking.
Oh, my goodness, he said.
It's my birthday, USGA.
I don't give a shit about my buddy.
He said, I want to just go home and rip bangers and bed on a blackjack all day.
God loves to fucking gamble.
Six footer.
All right.
Now we started the show with Unstoppable.
I want to be Unstoppable.
Final video.
Dancing to Unstoppable.
I'm embarrassed to say that this made me cry.
Which one did you choose?
Why are you taking 900 views?
I clicked the last link.
Okay.
This is not a good day for RyGuy.
Click the other link.
It's the same thing.
You just clicked the same motherfucking link, didn't you?
So this must be...
Yeah, this is from 2009.
Thank you.
I like how we're talking about homophobia and you can be this faggy in public and no one cares.
Don't be the problem!
What's that little fucking blazing saddle sachet?
Looks like Sebastian's warm-up.
Yeah, what a weird dancer you are.
Don't you have to be repetitious to be a dancer?
Like, you dance, you do a certain move?
So then, people start mocking him, but he doesn't give a shit.
And then they start doing his moves.
He's like, whether you're here to dance with me or you're making fun of me, I don't fucking care.
Dance with me or dance at me?
You dancing at me?
All right, let's do some hip moves.
I still get to dance, whether you're making fun of me or not.
I think he's going to pork him.
So this is what we need more of, too.
There's so many people complaining about they were made fun of, or in my neighborhood, some guy who's half Mexican was complaining that someone mistook him for a delivery guy.
Oh, no.
Fuck them.
Getting kind of gay.
If you dance with gays, they will inevitably start humping you.
Like a dog in a heat.
Goes on.
Yeah, maybe skip ahead a little bit.
Got some different takers.
And a female is like, all right, you can leave.
You come in there.
There you go.
He's in the Asians.
He's in the Asians.
Slapping his ass.
Which is why people avoid gays.
You get your butt slapped, and you get hung.
He's got some moves he's showing.
Ket's good, trust me.
Get it out!
So the Asian guy goes over there to make his friends laugh, but he ends up with in a dancing tutorial and he ends up liking it.
He gets Stockholm syndrome.
Look at these moves.
It's like Steven Van Zan.
It's like, dude, come back.
What are you doing?
You're still there.
Yeah, I'm going back.
You got sucked in by the homo.
Better leave soon, you're going to get sucked off.
Oh, he's incorporating it into the song.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
My God, I love I listen to you.
I love you.
Did he just spank his own ass?
You have to wait until he wasn't hard anymore.
That'd be funny if you're fucking your wife and as you're fucking you went, started slapping your ass.
Like, was that my ass?
I heard a slap.
I didn't feel one.
No, that was me.
I'm a dirty little bitch.
So again, they're dancing at him, not with him, if you will.
So then someone else comes in to make fun of him, right?
So we've got two guys laughing at him.
Dude doesn't care.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but dancing doesn't hurt me.
But then this is my favorite part.
This is where I started to tear up.
So the mockery is thwarted by his self-confidence and his ability not to give a fuck.
He's got a fuck-off attitude.
And then people appreciate that way more than they want to mock him because he's comfortable in his skin and he's not a whiner.
He's not a victim.
And so they go, people are drawn to that.
Remember I said capitulation breeds more terror?
Well, standing up for yourself, not giving a fuck what other people think, is inspiring to people.
It draws people in.
That's why I've got 16,000 subscribers paying 10 bucks a month because it's inspiring to see someone that doesn't care what other people think, that's proud of who he is, that wants to stand up for himself.
And then it starts going nuts.
Look at this.
This is where the G gets a little teary.
Because you see the unity there.
You see that we're all, this is really what Christianity and religion in general is about is we're all sort of the same.
We're all linked.
And then there's this strange sort of, it's in our DNA to want to be part of something that's exciting.
This is why the left is going to lose.
This is why we have so many more Zoomers than we have millennials than we even have boomers.
Because the Zoomers sense, the new generation senses something fun is going on and they want to be part of it.
The left is about rules and what you can't do and that's no fun.
Dance like a faggot.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave and never stop fighting.
Be brave and never stop fighting.
I'm gonna be gone.
I'm gonna pass on the beat down.
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