Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #52 | NO SHOTS (part 1) Aired: 2020-06-19 Duration: 42:58 === Promoting Strange Sponsors (08:49) === [00:00:00] Hey guys, this is a clip from censored.tv. [00:00:03] Please go there now. [00:00:04] 10 bucks a month. [00:00:05] Unlimited content. [00:00:06] New stuff every day. [00:00:08] Okay, now to the clip. [00:00:36] What's up, queerbait? [00:00:38] Welcome back to the Gavin McKinnis Show. [00:00:42] This is the live show. [00:00:44] It's a fun show, and it's free on YouTube for half an hour. [00:00:49] So we have sponsors and stuff. [00:00:52] Some guy named Vince tells me what I have to promote. [00:00:56] And he's got a weird accent. [00:00:58] What is he, from Chicago? [00:01:00] Yeah, he's from Chicago. [00:01:02] Kind of sounds like who's the guy who does all the voices on Howard Stern? [00:01:06] Billy West? [00:01:10] Yeah, Billy West. [00:01:11] Blue Chew is a pill you take that gives you, helps you maintain and achieve an erection. [00:01:19] You might think, but God wouldn't give me, wouldn't want me to have a boner for someone I'm not in love with. [00:01:26] Yes, there's some merit to that argument, that the reason you get a bone is because this is the one. [00:01:31] And if you don't get a bone, you probably shouldn't be with that girl. [00:01:35] Yeah, that's often true, but there's sometimes different side effects. [00:01:40] Intimidation. [00:01:41] Maybe she's famous. [00:01:42] Maybe it's a very difficult situation. [00:01:45] Maybe you're wasted. [00:01:47] A lot of different problems. [00:01:48] A lot of different reasons why. [00:01:49] Maybe you're that guy. [00:01:50] I would rather just have my engine working and then we'll work out later if this is the one for me. [00:01:58] Don't trust your dick. [00:02:00] Your dick is almost always your friend, but he can abandon you at the most crucial times. [00:02:10] Go to bluechew.com, use promo code Gavin and get your first order free. [00:02:16] Bluechew.com, promo code Gavin. [00:02:18] Here's what I will not be reading that our ad guy suggested and put in the copy. [00:02:24] Are you ready for this? [00:02:25] Yeah. [00:02:26] Get freaky. [00:02:28] Okay. [00:02:28] I will not be saying that. [00:02:29] You said goo bazooka. [00:02:31] No, I did not. [00:02:33] Yes, you did. [00:02:33] I did not say goo bazooka. [00:02:35] Not this time. [00:02:35] Oh, okay. [00:02:36] Yeah. [00:02:37] Blue chew makes the doodle ready to diddle. [00:02:40] I will not be saying that. [00:02:42] Blue chew makes the drill sergeant stand at attention. [00:02:45] I'm not saying that. [00:02:47] And then he says, just in case you don't get it, Blue Chew gives you a super boner. [00:02:52] Who is this guy? [00:02:53] I've never even met him before. [00:02:56] He's a fag. [00:02:58] No, he's great. [00:03:00] No, he's a good guy. [00:03:01] And it's fucking lame to shit on your sales team. [00:03:04] That's kind of been my M.O. my whole life. [00:03:06] You separated the vice. [00:03:09] So it's like shitting on your dad. [00:03:11] Like at Vice, I would always crap on Shane Smith, and I looked down on his job, which was supplying the advertising. [00:03:19] I did all the cool, fun stuff. [00:03:22] Like, hey, let's pay a guy $100 to eat a cockroach. [00:03:24] And it's the vice party issue. [00:03:26] And he had to go out there and he had a horrible job. [00:03:30] He had to go there and fuck cougars. [00:03:34] And they power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely. [00:03:38] Cougars, when women are in the workforce and they're powerful marketing women, they grab asses. [00:03:45] They grab your pussy. [00:03:47] And I'll never forget this one story he told me about this woman he had to go to lunch and dinner with. [00:03:52] She was an ugly old Asian that worked at like Universal Records and they were our main client. [00:03:58] But they're sitting having dinner, and she just looks at him and she puts her hand on the table. [00:04:04] This story makes me sick to my stomach. [00:04:06] She puts her hand on the table like this, and she goes like this. [00:04:10] What's that? [00:04:12] Put your hand in my hand. [00:04:13] But this gesture makes me insane. [00:04:17] You want to see me punch a hole in the wall? [00:04:20] Beckon me. [00:04:21] My brother's the same way. [00:04:22] This gesture, it makes me blow my. [00:04:25] I don't know what it is. [00:04:26] It's totally irrational. [00:04:27] It might be because of that story because I felt bad for my friend. [00:04:30] But it was like it's dehumanizing. [00:04:33] It's dehumanizing. [00:04:34] Have you ever seen this one? [00:04:37] No, no one's ever done that to me. [00:04:39] You can give me the finger, you can zekele me, you can fucking shoot me. [00:04:43] If you go like this, I'm gonna, we're all going to jail. [00:04:47] Come here. [00:04:47] One time, Seth Goldfarb did it, Terry Richardson's manager. [00:04:52] And he had, they just had a bunch of chairs shipped to them and then the studio. [00:04:58] And it wasn't really that bad. [00:05:00] He goes, Gavin, give us a hand with these. [00:05:01] Come here. [00:05:03] And I just fucking, I lost it. [00:05:04] Like, I started throwing shit. [00:05:06] It was like a temper tantrum. [00:05:08] Wow. [00:05:09] Yeah, I was shocked myself at my reaction. [00:05:13] And then he even, that's him. [00:05:15] He texted me later. [00:05:16] He goes, oh, what was that? [00:05:18] He goes, if someone, he grew up in New York City and he's like, if someone did that in my neighborhood, he'd be dead. [00:05:27] Like, you think you can get away with temper tantrums in my studio? [00:05:31] It's like, sorry, dude, I was not in control. [00:05:33] You went like that. [00:05:35] That's wild. [00:05:37] You know, what still happened these days? [00:05:39] Like, I wouldn't even do that to my kid if they were being bad. [00:05:41] Okay. [00:05:42] Hey. [00:05:44] Maybe don't argue it's benevolent. [00:05:46] Hey, I want to show you something. [00:05:47] Come here. [00:05:47] This is how you fix a sink. [00:05:51] I was at Breezy Point all day. [00:05:57] By the way, new shirts on our site. [00:05:59] This is a very handy partying shirt. [00:06:02] If you feel like you're going to get blackout drunk and you're worried about yourself, how far you're going to go, you don't want your hangover to be AIDS. [00:06:10] I've been having hangovers recently that are so bad that I go like this. [00:06:16] So, you know, when someone's been crying a lot, and they're like, I still love him. [00:06:23] And you're like, it's okay. [00:06:24] It's okay. [00:06:25] I'll talk to him, blah, blah, blah. [00:06:27] And then, and then after she stopped crying, she goes like, you know, those post-cry shutters. [00:06:36] Yes. [00:06:37] I get those. [00:06:39] Like, not from crying. [00:06:40] I'll just be in the hallway of my own home and go, because I'm so fucking hungover. [00:06:46] That seems very unhealthy. [00:06:48] Anyway, this shirt enables you to get blackout drunk. [00:06:54] And you're like, if someone says, is thinking of giving you a shot and you're like, they will go, oh shit, he's not supposed to do shots. [00:07:05] Or a little Toots Magoots. [00:07:07] Toots Magoots are very hard to resist. [00:07:10] So you need a t-shirt to say no. [00:07:12] Haynes beefy tea. [00:07:14] A Haynes beefy tea. [00:07:15] It's very high quality. [00:07:18] Toots Magoots are so hard to resist that. [00:07:22] If you were in the White House when Obama was going to deliver his inauguration speech and you jumped out of like a little enclave that was in the hallway and you were like, hey, man. [00:07:37] What the hell? [00:07:39] You want to do a little Toots Magoots? [00:07:42] Little hee-ha, little ho-ho? [00:07:44] You go, what the? [00:07:46] The secret serve. [00:07:47] How did you get in here? [00:07:48] And you go, so that's a no? [00:07:50] And you go, I guess just one little. [00:07:54] And then you go, should we even it out? [00:07:56] Maybe with the other side. [00:07:58] God damn it. [00:08:00] I don't security in the White House. [00:08:03] Is this what my presidency is going to be like? [00:08:05] You're like, we're wasting time. [00:08:08] And then he'd say, I'm sorry, I have to call the Secret Service. [00:08:12] And then you go, all right. [00:08:13] I should probably take that so you don't get in trouble for possession. [00:08:16] Yeah. [00:08:17] And then the Secret Service comes. [00:08:19] And they're like, what the fuck? [00:08:20] How'd you get in here? [00:08:21] And they grab you, put your hands behind your back. [00:08:23] Okay, I will. [00:08:24] But before I do. [00:08:27] Anyone want a little Tudor Magooter? [00:08:30] Little hee-ha! [00:08:31] Up to you. [00:08:32] And they're like, for crying out loud. === On Repeat (15:19) === [00:08:36] I mean, maybe just here. [00:08:37] Yeah, yeah, just a little. [00:08:40] I remember I had a guy looking after my house in Costa Rica, Robert Dean, who was from the band Japan. [00:08:50] He also was in the band, he was in Gary Newman's band, Alone in My Car. [00:08:57] Anyone who's been following me for a while has heard these stories 100 times, but I'm sorry, I'm out of stories. [00:09:01] Now I'm just sort of like on repeat. [00:09:03] I'm like Archie Bunker. [00:09:05] Like you go find Archie Bunker on YouTube and watch an episode you've already seen. [00:09:11] There he is. [00:09:12] Robert Dean. [00:09:14] Remember, he wanted a great dine. [00:09:17] I want a great dine for the house. [00:09:19] He's the one with the tie in that picture. [00:09:22] Oh, okay. [00:09:24] But he's the one in the middle in that picture. [00:09:28] Now he's a bodybuilder, apparently. [00:09:31] He was a birdwatcher and he once sat in a swamp for 13 hours to catch a glimpse of a keel-billed motmot. [00:09:39] And he got a bot fly larvae in his forehead. [00:09:42] Where these are flies who lay their eggs in your skin. [00:09:45] And he had a larvae growing in his forehead. [00:09:48] And it's in my hit book, Death of Cool. [00:09:51] And he didn't care. [00:09:52] He's like, oh, well, it'll just grow out and fly. [00:09:56] Then you'll be its mother, Robert. [00:09:59] Anyway, he wanted a great Dane. [00:10:02] And I go, Great Dane. [00:10:03] Like, dogs don't survive in Costa Rica. [00:10:05] They get in arguments with raccoons, and a raccoon would just go and slice you open. [00:10:12] And in the Caribbean, in Central America, in that near the equator, any cut, I don't care if you stub your toe, I don't care if you have a hangnail, it gets infected because there's bacteria and life. [00:10:23] It's too much life, basically. [00:10:26] In fact, it only became fun to go there after we got a chlorinated pool because you'd go into that chemical and it would burn all your cuts. [00:10:35] Mother Nature's hella pissed. [00:10:38] But so dogs don't live there. [00:10:44] You just get a mutt and it'll get sliced by a raccoon. [00:10:47] That'll get infected and they'll die. [00:10:49] So I'm not spending money on a great Dane. [00:10:51] Sorry. [00:10:51] I'm already paying you $200 a month to live for free at my fucking house. [00:10:56] And so I got him a mutt. [00:10:59] I go, we need dogs at the house because there's thieves everywhere and you've had all your stupid shitty Prince CDs stolen by a thief. [00:11:06] He was into late Prince, if you can even conceive of that. [00:11:10] Prince and the new power generation. [00:11:12] That was his shit. [00:11:14] Is that like, I guess we can't play it, right? [00:11:17] Because YouTube will shut it down. [00:11:18] Oh, Prince especially. [00:11:20] Like, Prince is Purple Rain. [00:11:22] He's, what was that controversy? [00:11:25] That other album, Delirious or whatever. [00:11:28] I'm thinking of Eddie Murphy at this point. [00:11:30] Murphy's delirious. [00:11:31] But he had like two albums in the 80s. [00:11:33] And then no one likes the power generation. [00:11:39] What it was, it started with a D. What do you got there? [00:11:44] These look familiar. [00:11:46] Yeah. [00:11:48] But yeah, imagine being into Prince like 90s, late 90s Prince. [00:11:52] Like, kiss. [00:11:54] I just want your jiggle kiss. [00:11:58] Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. [00:12:01] Oh, yeah. [00:12:03] I want y'all. [00:12:03] Jigga, legga, linka, linka. [00:12:05] Ugh, kiss. [00:12:06] Ugh. [00:12:07] Ugh, ugh. [00:12:09] Ugh. [00:12:10] Yeah, it's a bunch of really weird. [00:12:12] So sexual. [00:12:14] I don't mind teenagers and early 20s people being sexual. [00:12:18] I don't like 40-year-olds being horny. [00:12:20] It's gross. [00:12:23] It's like that Iggy pop song, Lust for Life. [00:12:26] I got a Lust for Life. [00:12:28] I still want to make love to woman. [00:12:30] And you're like, can you do that in private, please? [00:12:33] Led Zeppelin always bugged me like that, like in Kashmir. [00:12:35] It was like an orgasm solo. [00:12:40] I want to hear you do that. [00:12:44] Could it be Dirty Mind you're thinking of? [00:12:45] 1980? [00:12:46] Kumia talks about that song. [00:12:49] Wait, go back. [00:12:52] Controversy. [00:12:53] Dirty Mind. [00:12:54] No, Prince, whatever. [00:12:56] Dirty Mind. [00:12:57] I guess Controversy, 19. [00:12:59] Well, these are singles. [00:13:00] Are those our albums? [00:13:01] Albums. [00:13:02] Yep. [00:13:02] Okay, so Controversy, 1999, Purple Rain. [00:13:07] And then we're out. [00:13:08] Keep going, though. [00:13:09] Let's see what's after that. [00:13:10] Around the Rolling Day, gay parade. [00:13:14] She had a Raspberry Parade. [00:13:18] But Robert was into like late shit, like 2000s. [00:13:23] I've never met anyone. [00:13:24] That's like being into Sammy Hager Van Halen. [00:13:29] David Lee Roth's not my cup of tea. [00:13:32] I like right now. [00:13:35] I like songs that sound like car commercials. [00:13:39] I think Sammy Hager wrote that for the Honda Accord. [00:13:43] Right now. [00:13:44] Yo, tomorrow. [00:13:47] I think it's pretty good. [00:13:48] People say that to me about Vice. [00:13:50] Like, they went on and they made tons of money after you left. [00:13:52] Does that make you feel bad? [00:13:53] And I go, yeah, but that wasn't my company. [00:13:55] That's like saying to David Lee Roth, they went on the head right now. [00:14:00] Don't you wish you had right now? [00:14:02] No, that's not my band. [00:14:03] That's not my song. [00:14:04] I had jump. [00:14:05] I don't like that kind of music. [00:14:06] I did jump. [00:14:07] I did diver down. [00:14:12] Oh, we got a lot. [00:14:12] We have a lot to cover in the first half hour. [00:14:15] But let's do our second ad, Johnny Apple CBD. [00:14:20] Johnny Apple CBD has a variety of products. [00:14:23] They have tinctures. [00:14:24] They have gummies. [00:14:26] They have ointments. [00:14:28] And everyone at my gym talks about these ointments. [00:14:31] They work. [00:14:32] When you're, you know, you have an arms day or a leg day and you're walking up the stairs like George Burns and oh God. [00:14:37] And you go, oh, Jesus. [00:14:38] Oh. 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[00:15:39] That's the thing about non-liberals. [00:15:41] There's just so much caring going on, you know? [00:15:44] Like, I heard Donald Trump's guys, the Secret Service dudes he works with, they are frustrated with how much Trump cares about them. [00:15:54] Because we'll be like, what's going on? [00:15:55] What's going on with your daughter? [00:15:58] She got into Columbia or she might get into Columbia. [00:16:00] And they're like, Mr. President, yes, she's in. [00:16:03] She's fine. [00:16:03] She's fine. [00:16:04] Okay, so she's got all her stuff packed. [00:16:07] Now she's going to be there when in September. [00:16:09] Is it going to be normal now for the schools? [00:16:11] Sir, sir, we really need to get you to your car. [00:16:13] Okay. [00:16:14] Now, what's going on with that hangnail you had? [00:16:17] You peeled the skin back too far. [00:16:18] Can I see that? [00:16:19] Is that getting infected? [00:16:20] Did you go to Costa Rica and get a cut infected? [00:16:24] Sir, just my daughter's dead. [00:16:27] Okay, let's do that from now on. [00:16:29] Gotta move you. [00:16:30] Gotta go. [00:16:30] And I've noticed like Glenn Beck when CRTV and Blaze merged. [00:16:34] He was like, what about Gavin's family? [00:16:36] Are they protected? [00:16:37] How is your family? [00:16:39] And I was terrorized, but it wasn't that bad. [00:16:41] It wasn't as bad as Roger Stone or Max and John in jail for four years, prison. [00:16:49] So anyway, Katie was all like, how are you? [00:16:52] All right. [00:16:52] How did it go? [00:16:53] You're doing all right. [00:16:54] You're right. [00:16:54] You're mucking up. [00:16:56] And I said to her, What I'll say to you, what are you doing? [00:17:03] What? [00:17:04] Oh, pouring a drink of water. [00:17:06] Why? [00:17:07] To why are you constantly drinking water like a bulimic teen? [00:17:13] Show yourself. [00:17:14] I'm thirsty. [00:17:15] Yeah, but it just makes you have to go pee. [00:17:17] Water's gay. [00:17:20] Water is for women who watch sex in the city. [00:17:24] It's like beer, but it's clear and doesn't make me act like a jackass. [00:17:29] No, it's nothing like beer, and that doesn't make any sense. [00:17:35] Beer is fun. [00:17:36] You're basically sitting in a roller coaster chair that you bought from Coney Island, and it's not obviously in a roller coaster. [00:17:45] Why do you gotta stay so fucking hydrated all the time? [00:17:48] It's really irritating. [00:17:49] It's feminine. [00:17:50] Good for my back. [00:17:51] Good for your back? [00:17:52] What? [00:17:53] Okay, if you cared about your back, you would have gone to the doctor and seen if you had Lyme disease. [00:17:59] That's much harder on the bones, a crippling disease than dehydration. [00:18:05] And you're not dehydrated. [00:18:06] It's not even hot out. [00:18:07] It's like 75 degrees. [00:18:09] I got this. [00:18:10] This is from my back. [00:18:11] I got a lumbar support and a nice squishy stupid chairs and your cushions and your bullshit. [00:18:18] That's funny. [00:18:19] By the way, as I say that, I'm sitting here in a $800 chair. [00:18:22] Drinking a drink. [00:18:24] Drinking a man's drink that dehydrates you. [00:18:27] Yeah, but I can't work while I'm drunk. [00:18:28] You've seen me do it. [00:18:30] Terrible. [00:18:30] Yeah, you don't have the enzymes. [00:18:31] Exactly. [00:18:32] Why don't you have the enzymes? [00:18:33] You guys were drinking rice wine probably the same time I was drinking mead. [00:18:37] I could do sake, probably. [00:18:39] No, you can't. [00:18:40] You can't do shit. [00:18:42] That's why I'm drinking the water. [00:18:43] I need a beverage. [00:18:44] No, you don't. [00:18:45] But I'd like one. [00:18:46] Good fighters don't need it. [00:18:48] Bad fighters don't deserve it. [00:18:50] I'm a drinker. [00:18:52] Water. [00:18:53] Wouldn't it be cool if we had Mike Tyson on the show? [00:18:56] Talking about peekaboo stance. [00:18:58] Yeah, that's possible. [00:18:59] Oh, that's the guy I'm shitting on, the guy who brings us our sponsors, has it in. [00:19:08] Yeah. [00:19:08] We might get him. [00:19:09] It's very possible. [00:19:10] Anyway, sorry. [00:19:11] So Katie goes, How you doing? [00:19:12] And I said, I'm actually doing pretty good. [00:19:15] It's hard to explain, but when I walk around my suburb neighborhood, I can sort of smell how people feel about me. [00:19:23] And two years ago, it was terror. [00:19:25] And they would sort of hold their kids close to them. [00:19:27] But I think what's going on with the right, and that word I like better than conservative or anything else, the right. [00:19:33] What I think's going with the right is we've been saying for a few years now, Antifa are fucking lunatics. [00:19:39] They're going to burn America to the ground. [00:19:42] And people who are not political, who are not curious, who are not involved, they went, I looked them up on Wikipedia. [00:19:48] It says anti-fascist. [00:19:50] So are you a fascist? [00:19:51] And you're like, no, that's not a thing. [00:19:53] You go, ah, you sound like a fascist. [00:19:55] No, these people are, they had a, they may have started okay. [00:19:59] They may have started like fighting fascism. [00:20:01] I don't know, 100 years ago, 50 years ago. [00:20:04] But now they're just spoiled brat academic vandals that want to destroy your town and your life. [00:20:11] And they have nothing to replace it. [00:20:13] No borders, no wall, no USA at all. [00:20:16] And people would go, yeah, it sounds like you're trying to recruit Nazis for a race war. [00:20:21] And you go, how did you get that from what I said? [00:20:26] I'm telling you about a terrorist group. [00:20:28] Now I'm in the Klan? [00:20:30] Where are you? [00:20:32] The why of things. [00:20:36] He's such a, he looks like a woman who just got out of the shower. [00:20:40] The why of things. [00:20:41] Isn't that unattractive, too, when women are freshly washed? [00:20:45] I don't know why. [00:20:45] Napoleon used to say to Josephine, I'm coming back. [00:20:48] I'll be there in three days. [00:20:49] Make sure you don't wash. [00:20:51] And on the train, when I go, when we come into the city here, we'll see them, and they, especially curly-haired girls, when their hair is wet because they just had a shower. [00:20:59] I don't know what it is. [00:21:00] It grosses me out. [00:21:03] Like Elizabeth Wasserman Schultz with her with her weird Debbie Wasserman Schultz. [00:21:08] What's that Asian hair? [00:21:11] Something about women who've just been cleaned. [00:21:14] It's like, why'd you go washing your pussy, you disgusting bitch? [00:21:23] I can't smell anything. [00:21:29] She's tragic. [00:21:31] Anyway, I'm off at nine tangents here. [00:21:37] What the fuck was I talking about? [00:21:38] Mike Tyson, Pika Bustell? [00:21:40] No, Katie Hopkins, right? [00:21:42] So I said, what I think is happening here is we've been warning people about this. [00:21:47] They assumed that we were like secretly planning some Boogaloo, some race war thing. [00:21:53] And we were warning them about Antifa to justify, I don't know, a gigantic American Klan rally or some fucking horseshit. [00:22:01] And then, and they were dubious of us. [00:22:03] And then they saw Antifa do exactly what we said they were going to do and burn America to the ground. [00:22:10] And they go, oh, you're not as crazy as I thought. [00:22:15] Okay. [00:22:16] You're actually normal. [00:22:18] You're actually like Obama and Hillary in 2004. [00:22:21] You want closed borders. [00:22:22] You're dubious of gay marriage. [00:22:24] Ah. [00:22:26] Okay. [00:22:28] So things are getting better for me and better for Katie and better for the right in general. [00:22:33] They're realizing that the right was right. [00:22:36] And Antifa is not anti-fascist. [00:22:38] They're anti-America. [00:22:39] They are a domestic terrorist group that is here to destroy your life. [00:22:46] See what I'm saying? [00:22:48] Speaking of see what I'm saying, I don't think you know this, Ryan. [00:22:52] Ready for me to drop a neutron bomb in your lap? [00:22:54] Hell yeah. [00:22:56] Ready for me to blow your balls off with a bazooka? [00:22:58] Oh, no, no. [00:23:00] You ready for this? [00:23:00] Yes. [00:23:02] So, was it yesterday we had Joe Schilling on the show? [00:23:05] Or was that two days? [00:23:06] Two days ago. [00:23:07] Pizzeria guy. [00:23:08] Oh, that was two. [00:23:10] So two days ago, we had this guy on the show, Joe Schilling. [00:23:13] He owns a pizzeria. [00:23:17] Uh-oh, I'm already getting the hiccups called Heavenly Pizza in East Milan, Illinois, which is about two hours west of Chicago, Midwest. [00:23:28] Pretty left-wing town, despite it being in the Midwest, which confuses me, but whatever. [00:23:34] There he is, rocking and rolling. [00:23:36] Anyway, he came up with a fun idea. === Profitable Charity? (11:07) === [00:23:38] FTP, not fuck the police, feed the police. [00:23:41] So he made them pizzas and he would get donations. [00:23:44] So it was profitable for him, actually. [00:23:47] He raised like thousands of dollars to make pizzas for cops. [00:23:51] And then he thought, let's go further. [00:23:54] Black people, low-income housing, poor people, Hispanics, whatever, immigrants. [00:23:59] Let's feed them. [00:24:00] I'll take donations for them and I'll give it to them. [00:24:02] This is all profitable for him. [00:24:04] He's not making a killing. [00:24:05] It's still a charity, but it works. [00:24:09] It has a net. [00:24:10] And then he goes, I'm going to have cops deliver the pizzas. [00:24:13] And I just, I was so happy to have this guest on my show because I'm like, this is entrepreneurs, not bureaucrats, not de Blasio's retarded gremlin wife who's blown $800 million on her Thrive campaign that has achieved zilch. [00:24:31] This is an entrepreneur coming up with an idea that not only shows cops that there's people out there who care about them, but also shows the poor. [00:24:41] There's people out there that care about them. [00:24:43] And then thirdly, brings cops to these poor areas. [00:24:49] They're knowing people. [00:24:50] Here, here, dude, here's the pizza. [00:24:52] Next time there's a major fight, they go, I know you. [00:24:55] I dropped a pizza off. [00:24:57] Like he's bonding the community. [00:24:59] So I go, you're fucking awesome, dude. [00:25:01] Anyway, yesterday, so that's Wednesday, he mentions it on his Facebook or whatever. [00:25:09] And Tifa finds out and they start contacting the East Malane police force. [00:25:15] Oh, well, who cares? [00:25:17] They'll just tell them to fuck off, right? [00:25:19] And Tifa's motto is A-C-A-B, ACAP. [00:25:22] All cops are bastards. [00:25:24] So you don't listen to them. [00:25:26] Police were like, shut it down. [00:25:28] Shut it. [00:25:29] Fucking down. [00:25:30] Shut what down? [00:25:31] The charity. [00:25:32] No. [00:25:32] Yeah. [00:25:33] What the hell? [00:25:34] His name is Chief. [00:25:36] He's in my notes. [00:25:37] Chief Jeff Ramsey. [00:25:40] No. [00:25:41] Fuck the police is boss. [00:25:45] Look at his gross, thinning hair. [00:25:47] What a fucking turd you are. [00:25:49] I called him today. [00:25:51] He said he's not calling me back because he doesn't feel that he has to. [00:25:57] How brave. [00:25:58] That fucking shithead scumbag canned the whole thing. [00:26:03] Sorry. [00:26:04] We can't take charity. [00:26:06] We won't take pizzas from people affiliated with white supremacists. [00:26:11] Can you believe that? [00:26:12] So no more pizzas for cops and no more cops delivering pizzas to low-income house because of an interview. [00:26:17] Because of a few Antifa emails. [00:26:21] This is what pisses me off more than anything. [00:26:23] I don't give a fuck about radicals emailing people. [00:26:26] I don't care about the mob mentality. [00:26:28] That's always been there. [00:26:29] It's the capitulation that is infuriating. [00:26:37] Oh, four people, four radical, lonely, abortion-loving, blue-haired dykes are mad at me. [00:26:45] Who hate me and my who want me to die? [00:26:48] Right. [00:26:48] They disapprove of my behavior. [00:26:50] All right, I'm changing it. [00:26:52] So the program's over because of me. [00:26:55] And I'm sure there's people too that would go, well, you shouldn't have done the interview. [00:26:59] You shouldn't talk to Gavin. [00:27:00] Can we get him on the line? [00:27:01] See if he's on Skype. [00:27:04] Oh, Joe? [00:27:05] Yeah. [00:27:06] Do you have the technology? [00:27:07] I do. [00:27:12] I'm so fucking mad about this. [00:27:14] And I'm mad at our side. [00:27:16] I'm mad at the police top brass. [00:27:19] I'm mad at the right. [00:27:21] I'm mad at capitulation. [00:27:23] Let's stop blaming Antifa and BLM for our problems. [00:27:27] They're doing what they've always done, burning shit down. [00:27:32] What's up, Joe? [00:27:33] Hey, Joe. [00:27:34] Hey, what's up? [00:27:36] I'm fucking pissed, dude. [00:27:38] I know. [00:27:39] I know. [00:27:40] Oh, shit. [00:27:41] We have the same ringtone. [00:27:43] Hey, Levi, I'm a little busy right now. [00:27:46] Can I call you back? [00:27:48] Gavin wants to call you. [00:27:49] Oh, yeah, no, I'm on with him right now. [00:27:53] I love you. [00:27:53] Why is your first of all, that's gay to love your brother. [00:27:56] I know. [00:27:58] Why is your brother named Levi? [00:27:59] That's an American Indian name. [00:28:02] You know, I'm not quite sure on that, actually. [00:28:06] I've never, I don't know. [00:28:08] Is Maggie Longclaus pregnant? [00:28:11] I don't know. [00:28:12] I'm not sure who that is. [00:28:14] That's his girlfriend. [00:28:15] He's on the res. [00:28:17] Oh, okay. [00:28:17] Yeah, we were just talking about the whole backstory. [00:28:19] We're getting mad about it. [00:28:20] Ryan didn't know the story. [00:28:22] And like, you know what? [00:28:24] I would understand if the Klan got 50 grand. [00:28:28] I'm sorry, if your local police force got 50 grand from the Klan. [00:28:31] Okay. [00:28:32] That doesn't look good for your record. [00:28:35] But, you know, you appearing on my show is offensive to very radical leftists, irrelevant Antifa lunatics. [00:28:44] Like I said, they're loud. [00:28:46] They're very small, but they're loud. [00:28:48] Like the kowtowing. [00:28:50] Kowtow to, I don't know, like taxpayers, people that you work with. [00:28:57] People that actually support you. [00:28:59] People that care about you or people that you've worked with. [00:29:01] If you kowtow to Antifa, well, there's 92 genders. [00:29:07] You have to be 69ing with children this afternoon. [00:29:10] You have to fucking never eat cheese. [00:29:13] Like these people are insatiably radical. [00:29:16] And the chief of police goes, I gotcha. [00:29:19] All right, let's stop. [00:29:22] Yeah. [00:29:23] Yeah, it's. [00:29:25] He's successfully sabotaging the community. [00:29:27] He's separating the community. [00:29:30] Right. [00:29:30] You came up with a plan that involved the police in low-income housing going, here's a pizza, dude. [00:29:36] Next time you see me, maybe don't be scared. [00:29:39] Right. [00:29:40] Perfect solution. [00:29:42] Yeah, it's, and once again, this is the chief of police. [00:29:46] You know, it's too bad because I had several police officers come in tonight and, you know, they're pissed, you know, because they, you know, they're all in with me, you know? [00:30:00] And yeah, and here we have the boss, you know. [00:30:04] How do you say that? [00:30:06] Kowtowing? [00:30:07] Kowtowing. [00:30:08] Kowtowing. [00:30:09] I've never heard that until I talk to you. [00:30:11] It's a kow-toe, but it's kow-tow. [00:30:14] And it is the problem with America right now. [00:30:17] The problem with America is not spoiled brats being assholes. [00:30:21] We've always had spoiled brats. [00:30:22] It's good men doing nothing. [00:30:24] That's when bad things happen. [00:30:27] Exactly. [00:30:27] Exactly. [00:30:28] And that's why I'm doing something is because I'm so tired of waiting on something to happen. [00:30:37] You know, I don't want to be the guy that opens his mouth and then I have a bunch of people that don't like me because I did so. [00:30:43] But it got to a point where I am literally willing to lose my pizza place, lose my Tesla. [00:30:49] If I lose business over this, I don't care. [00:30:51] As long as I got my guitars, I'm good. [00:30:53] I'll just become a musician. [00:30:54] Like, I'll make a lot of music and I'll just chase that dream. [00:30:59] I don't even care. [00:31:00] You know, and I have, oh, I love it. [00:31:02] I'm getting these hate. [00:31:04] Oh, gosh. [00:31:07] This is these people are messaging me. [00:31:11] What are you doing on associating with a neo-Nazi? [00:31:16] You better take that video down before you go out of business. [00:31:22] It's like, did you, and I asked, did you watch the video? [00:31:24] I know better not to watch it than to watch the video. [00:31:27] I'm just trying to get it in my brain. [00:31:28] I might like it. [00:31:28] And the chief of police, he didn't watch the video. [00:31:32] You know, I went back and watched it. [00:31:34] You know, we said something about liberals, whatever. [00:31:38] No big deal. [00:31:39] But there was not an ounce of any kind of hate or discrimination. [00:31:44] Like, I don't understand. [00:31:45] I think what's happening is people can't stand the truth. [00:31:48] That's why they hate you. [00:31:50] It's why they hate me. [00:31:51] And nobody wants to face the truth, you know? [00:31:56] But the problem with that mentality is that one day the truth is going to be revealed whether we like it or not. [00:32:04] And the inevitable. [00:32:05] It's going to suck. [00:32:07] It's going to be a bit not following it. [00:32:09] Well, the term neo-Nazi is Nazi. [00:32:13] So that implies there's a new Nazi party. [00:32:16] And that implies that this group of evil racists are going to band together and, I don't know, have an autonomous no-go zone where they burn down things. [00:32:27] I forgot to ask. [00:32:28] That's not a thing. [00:32:29] But Antifa's doing all the things that you're scared that the right might ultimately lead to. [00:32:36] Your worst nightmare is happening right now in Seattle, you fucks. [00:32:41] Right. [00:32:43] Yeah, no, I forgot to ask, before we go any further, I just want to be clear. [00:32:47] I just want to make sure before I associate myself with you any further, are you a neo-Nazi or a white supremacist? [00:32:53] I just want to make sure. [00:32:54] Yes, I have started a new Nazi party. [00:32:58] We are setting up death camps all across the country. [00:33:02] Damn it. [00:33:02] I'm such an idiot. [00:33:03] It's not just visible minorities. [00:33:05] Gays, clowns. [00:33:06] Oh, no. [00:33:07] Clowns? [00:33:08] You're killing clowns? [00:33:09] We're murdering. [00:33:11] Not yet, but we will be murdering clowns. [00:33:13] Oh, my God. [00:33:14] People who ride unicycles. [00:33:16] You know, those guys? [00:33:17] Like that, we consider that clown-like. [00:33:19] So they're dead. [00:33:21] Fat people, people who wear flip-flops. [00:33:25] Don't kill fat people. [00:33:28] The wheels have been set in motion, my friend. [00:33:30] I can't control it anymore. [00:33:32] Man. [00:33:33] People who hate Mondays. [00:33:35] I didn't even approve that one. [00:33:36] Oh, man. [00:33:37] Monday's my favorite day. [00:33:38] It's the start of the week. [00:33:39] I know. [00:33:40] It's ridiculous. [00:33:41] Jim Davis, the man who draws Garfield, actually likes Mondays a thousand times more than his character, Garfield. [00:33:49] He's a dead man. [00:33:52] Anyway, Joe, all right, we got to go. [00:33:54] We got to go behind the pinball. [00:33:55] But this is so infuriating because it's a microcosm of a much bigger problem. [00:34:02] That is this need to capitulate. [00:34:06] You solved a problem and they fucked you in the ass. [00:34:10] Yes, this is true. [00:34:13] But don't worry, we're busy still. [00:34:15] So people aren't losing their. [00:34:16] I'm not worried because you're a fighter. [00:34:18] You get freaking trouble. [00:34:20] You're brave and you never stop fighting. [00:34:22] Exactly. [00:34:24] Thank you, Joe. [00:34:25] Thank you, Gavin. [00:34:26] Cheers. [00:34:29] The other part of this, too, is obviously that I'm charming and influential. === Why We're Better Than Animals (05:23) === [00:34:34] Like, well, influentially. [00:34:35] If he was on, you know, David Duke's show, no one would know. [00:34:40] It wouldn't be a thing. [00:34:41] Yeah, that's why you're dangerous. [00:34:42] That's why you're. [00:34:43] But they go, I don't like this guy because, wait, what are you doing right now? [00:34:47] Getting an outro song. [00:34:48] And you're choosing your own music. [00:34:51] Why not? [00:34:51] You're promoting yourself. [00:34:52] No, I'm not going to promote it. [00:34:56] Let's read a letter or two. [00:34:57] Okay. [00:34:58] Because no one knows who doesn't pay for this site that we read letters for a major part of the show. [00:35:05] And they're a wonderful time. [00:35:09] They're a wonderful time. [00:35:10] Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. [00:35:15] Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back. [00:35:20] Let me touch it. [00:35:25] This is from our ad guy that I vacillate from admiring and shitting on. [00:35:31] When are we doing Pesobic? [00:35:33] And I'll be responding to him. [00:35:35] I don't know, dude. [00:35:37] You didn't fucking tell me about an interview you set up with my friend. [00:35:51] Hey, I got Jack Poseomic. [00:35:53] Oh, the guy texted an hour ago. [00:35:55] Great work. [00:36:00] Okay, here's a letter. [00:36:03] Owen sh, I won't say his last name. [00:36:05] Owen. [00:36:05] Hey, Gavin, I never said why religious people with acutely analytical minds don't apply that same logical thinking to God. [00:36:11] The most important question about their perception of reality. [00:36:15] In a previous episode, you mentioned how you came to God, blah, blah, your newborn child. [00:36:24] Complexity in the universe as evidence of God is similar to saying black over-representation in crime statistics must mean systemic racism. [00:36:32] The mere existence of something doesn't justify your emotional conclusion. [00:36:37] If there is no reasonable evidence to believe something, why believe it then? [00:36:41] I grew up in Catholic, like there's no evidence. [00:36:44] What about when you look up, asshole? [00:36:47] What about the universe? [00:36:48] It's infinite. [00:36:49] Your brain can't fathom infinity. [00:36:54] That's proof that something fishy is going on here. [00:36:59] I grew up in Catholic schools, but because they preserved certain values, they were the only schools that discussed philosophy and ruminated on ethics. [00:37:05] I discovered early on there's no good reason to believe in God. [00:37:09] Sure. [00:37:10] In the light of all that. [00:37:11] How do we get here? [00:37:12] Yeah. [00:37:13] What's going on? [00:37:14] And why is everything, why are there so many checks and balances? [00:37:18] Like what I'm learning now in my half a century age is he leaves little clues. [00:37:24] For example, if you do something an infinite number of times, everything's going to happen. [00:37:29] Monkeys on a typewriter, right? [00:37:32] So if you leave monkeys on a typewriter for infinity, they're going to write the complete works of Shakespeare at some point. [00:37:38] Could be six billion, trillion, zillion, billion, gazillion years. [00:37:41] But eventually that weird coincidence will happen. [00:37:46] You know that means that in the universe, which is infinite, there must be other life. [00:37:51] But you also know there isn't. [00:37:53] There's not other life. [00:37:55] We're the only ones. [00:37:56] Why is that contradiction there? [00:37:59] That's God leaving his business card in your logic. [00:38:03] And I'm thinking this week, my new obsession is insects and animals. [00:38:07] Animals have this incredible trajectory of evolution. [00:38:11] A fucking whale was a dog. [00:38:15] And then you look at an ant and you're like, you've been that same useless piece of shit for 20 million years. [00:38:21] You look at a scorpion and you go, you've been that same shape for 500 million years? [00:38:26] Fuck you, loser. [00:38:28] The symbols. [00:38:30] So maybe God's saying that we're better than insects and maybe he's telling us that to show that humans are better than animals. [00:38:38] I don't know. [00:38:39] I feel like there's all kinds of clues. [00:38:41] You're better than animals. [00:38:42] Of course we are. [00:38:43] We have dominion over all living things. [00:38:46] And also animals are fucking losers. [00:38:50] Such losers. [00:38:52] They're selfish. [00:38:53] Goats? [00:38:54] I'm a goat. [00:38:55] I'm eating a can. [00:38:58] Why can't we just employ the meaningful lessons from the Bible and set the supernatural aside? [00:39:03] I'm not averse to that. [00:39:05] I could throw away a few Jesus miracles. [00:39:08] I'm not adverse to the whole water into wine thing. [00:39:10] I'm okay with making that a metaphor. [00:39:15] Christianity would be much more accessible if it were just shared values, blah, blah, blah. [00:39:21] People think it's all or nothing, but it doesn't have to be. [00:39:24] I agree with that. [00:39:25] A sort of secular Christianity is probably the best way to maintain reason while invigorating the values and cohesion that established the West. [00:39:31] See what I'm saying? [00:39:32] Owen. [00:39:33] Sure. [00:39:34] Well, when I go to church, I'm not. [00:39:36] I'm not digesting 100% of the Bible. === 99.7% Survival Rate (03:19) === [00:39:40] I go to Latin Mass. [00:39:41] I don't know what the fuck they're talking about. [00:39:50] That's it. [00:39:51] Yahweh, Yahweh. [00:39:52] Boom, boom. [00:39:53] Kiri Yahweh. [00:39:54] Half the times I hear these Latin songs, I think of the omen. [00:39:57] I start getting scared. [00:39:59] Get fired. [00:40:01] Get wait. [00:40:02] Have we read everything? [00:40:04] Last. [00:40:05] Yeah. [00:40:06] We're going to be doing a bunch of giveaways to the callers. [00:40:09] That'll happen at 10. [00:40:11] Loot Crate, Hashi Socks, Primal Urge Meat Sticks. [00:40:16] But you cheap asses who don't pay for this site can't have anything. [00:40:21] We had a night. [00:40:22] The survival rate of COVID is 99.7. [00:40:25] We had a 99.8 resubscription rate as the year passed in June for one year of censored.tv. [00:40:35] That many people re-upped their subscription because they signed up for one guy, a guy with two thumbs who loves blowjobs. [00:40:43] They got, they're about to get Katie Hopkins. [00:40:46] We got Jim Goad. [00:40:47] We have Larry Barnes, world heavyweight champion, discussing fights. [00:40:52] We have a what would you call Gary? A wanderer. [00:40:59] A wanderer. [00:41:00] A gypsy. [00:41:01] Seemingly mentally ill gypsy named Gary reading our mail. [00:41:06] We have Laura Loomer, Congresswoman to be. [00:41:09] We have Jacob Wall. [00:41:13] We have Copper Cab. [00:41:15] We have Milo every Friday night. [00:41:17] And actually, Katie was asking a lot about Milo. [00:41:20] And she goes, is he okay? [00:41:21] Is he all wrong? [00:41:22] Everyone's worried. [00:41:23] You know what I mean? [00:41:24] And I said, the thing about Milo is he's ambitious. [00:41:28] So you kick him. [00:41:30] And this is, I think, the first time he's been kicked down. [00:41:32] Like, Michelle Monkin has been flushed down the toilet 100 times. [00:41:35] And so you can't hurt her. [00:41:37] She's like, hello, I'm back up from the sewers. [00:41:40] But Milo, I think this is his first flush. [00:41:43] And he came out of it going, oh, Ron, what about this? [00:41:46] A dieting show. [00:41:48] I'll be a woman. [00:41:49] And we'll get three attractive girls. [00:41:51] And then we'll match them up with conservatives and see if they can stop finding love. [00:41:58] He built a wall on his show. [00:42:00] Yeah. [00:42:01] And Paul ate glass. [00:42:04] Paul ate glass? [00:42:05] He ate glass. [00:42:07] Thanks for you said it once, and then you went like this. [00:42:10] He ate glass because we don't know what glass or eating is. [00:42:14] We never heard of those things. [00:42:15] Put those two things together. 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