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May 22, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #48 - THE MEDIA IS ASSHOE

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McKinnon.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McKinnon.
	Hello.
	Hello, boys and girls.
	I'm going to be having a museum with chronically famous peewees throughout history.
	Ha!
	Huh?
	I met Paul Rubens once at a wedding.
	I said, holy shit, hi, blah, blah, blah.
	Great to meet you.
	My son was obsessed with Large Marge.
	Petrified.
	We weren't allowed to say Large Marge in the house.
	We had to say LM.
	And I'd show him how it was animated to calm him down.
	He was petrified.
	And he would draw her too sometimes and then crumple up the drawing.
	And he goes, yeah, well, I get that a lot.
	And I said, well, I don't know.
	I thought that would kind of be interesting.
	Maybe we could have bonded on that.
	And he's like, yeah, I don't.
	Maybe something like, yeah, when I was doing the show, there would be a lot of adult things.
	And I'm like, you know, isn't this meant for kids?
	And, you know, that was always a concern.
	It was weird.
	Something.
	I mean, my band in 1992, Anil Chinook, would do covers of the Pee Wee song.
	He's been an integral part of my life forever.
	I meet him.
	I have 3,000 Peewee stories, including The Doll.
	And he's just like, yeah, I can.
	I started thinking later, maybe because he had a sex offense, he thought I was fucking with him and I was trying to trap him or something.
	I don't know.
	He was very guarded, probably.
	Or it's also possible he's not one of the many dozens and dozens of people who suffer from gaveitis.
	Before we get started today, I just want to say no, it's Bubba and Hanks shit for brains.
	Okay.
	Did you not get the memo?
	Memorial Day is Monday.
	4th of July is right on the corner.
	We've got to be open for 4th of July.
	Come on.
	It's hot on the 4th of July.
	What am I going to be grilling?
	Bubba and Hanks.
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	I bought a huge box from these guys.
	Okay, they gave it to me.
	And unbelievable steaks.
	You realize what you've been missing with these sub-par steaks that you normally get from the shop and safe.
	Wow, were they good.
	Huge, too.
	We thought out one the other day, and it was one steak.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	It was this big.
	Doused it in butter, marinated it.
	You know what I like to do is get the barbecue up to a million degrees, then put it in, and then the fat starts dripping off.
	That starts a fire.
	And now we have this million degrees barbecue cooking the outside, but barely having time to do the inside.
	And that gives it that nice little red hue with the crunchy charred outside.
	It's delish.
	Anyway, a lot of stuff to cover.
	This is the first half hour is free on YouTube.
	So that's why the opening music was our generic music that we paid our buddy to make.
	We can't talk about Star Wars or the Rolling Stones.
	We have to be pretty careful about what we talk about.
	And also, half an hour is not a lot of time.
	But I guess we could start with just the media in general.
	And there's a lot going on in the media.
	The most recent thing I saw, the guy who filmed armed robbery, Ahmed Aubrey.
	He sent me the notes.
	Oh, I didn't send them to you?
	Whoa.
	That is embarrassing, you guys.
	I better send you the notes.
	The guy who filmed, we call him armed robbery on the show.
	That might get me kicked off YouTube right there.
	Sorry.
	He sounds like, his name sounds like when someone deaf is saying the words armed robbery.
	Armed robbery.
	But he, our theory is that he had been casing this construction site.
	They'd been stealing from it.
	He went, he was 50 miles from his house wearing boots, not jogging.
	He's a career criminal.
	We're now getting all this other footage of him stealing TVs and getting arrested for all kinds of weird shit.
	Like wearing, he wears a winter jacket all summer in Georgia and was rapping in a car.
	He might be a simpleton, like when you're so dumb that you're just basically retarded.
	Anyway, I think those guys said, fuck this.
	I've had enough of this.
	And this is called vigilanteism.
	It's the end of the world.
	But what are you supposed to do?
	Call the police?
	First of all, we strip the police of all their rights, all their power.
	They don't want to get sued.
	They don't want their career to be over.
	So they don't really do anything anymore.
	Like I was just seconds ago talking to my MAGA dad text group.
	And I was telling them a story my son told me today.
	My son said one of his friends, dad, fuck the police, his boss, one of his friends, Z dad, said, you hanging out with someone whose father's a Trump supporter is worse than you hanging out with a drug dealer.
	Now he doesn't know that my son is my son and I'm a Trump supporter.
	But I just thought, what a douche.
	And so we were talking back and forth about my suburban community and how intolerant they are to the right.
	And wait, am I wearing the same thing?
	What episode is that?
	Oh, no, I'm just checking the stream.
	Oh, I don't like to wear the same outfit on two different episodes because I want when you're remembering an episode for you to be able to go, like, oh, remember he was talking about that thing?
	He had like a jean jacket on, then you can find it easier.
	Crowder's been wearing the same thing this whole pandemic, and God help someone who wants to look something up.
	Anyhow, I think he started running.
	He's very ornery when he gets caught.
	We've seen him attack police in these videos when he got caught stealing the TV.
	So they said, stop, freeze.
	He just grabs at the gun.
	Gun went off.
	Guy films this, right?
	And he, no charges laid.
	This guy was a career criminal who attacked you and the gun went off.
	But then this video comes out and we're living in the trial by media era.
	So if people are mad, then you're under arrest.
	So the guy filming it was just arrested.
	Isn't that weird?
	I think he should be arrested for his fucking hairdo.
	What is that?
	Who cut your bangs, a lawnmower?
	What is that?
	Is that a little hat?
	What the fuck is on your head?
	Who cuts their bangs like that?
	Maybe he's a friar.
	Either they go to your eyebrows or you have short hair.
	You don't cut your...
	Very Amish looking.
	It's an Amish thing?
	Looks very Amish, yeah.
	You better be right or I'm gonna kill you.
	Never seen that?
	The Amish have short bangs?
	Yeah, yeah.
	Look at this.
	Well, they have bowl cuts.
	It's not really the same.
	Oh, man.
	Oh, man.
	So I thought that was weird.
	Also, in media news, Joe Rogan got 100 mil.
	There's stuff I want to talk about, too.
	Like, we obviously want to talk about the nursing home, but we can't do that in front of the paywall.
	Behind the paywalls where all the juice is.
	There's no, we can show boobies, dinks, violence.
	We can say whatever we want.
	Censored.tv is uncensored.
	But anyway, amazing news.
	Joe Rogan took the red pill around the same time Elon Musk did.
	And Elon Musk, by the way, is going to outer space soon on his own time.
	Trump's going to go check that out.
	But yeah, $100 million Joe Rogan got to move all his shit to Spotify.
	And I think it's a smart move because here on YouTube, you don't know how long you're going to last.
	There's this sort of YouTube accles hanging over your head.
	One thing goes wrong.
	I mean, I was just deleted one day because I was using Vans content, the shoe company, unlicensed, without their permission.
	And I contacted Vans and I said, you guys told me to put those ads up.
	And they go, yeah, I don't know.
	So my lawyer sent them all that and they went, all right, you're back up.
	You're Crowder's friend, right?
	Yeah.
	Oh, yeah, he's very litigious.
	Yes, so am I. Ask the SPLC.
	They're beheaded because I wrote a complaint.
	Ron Coleman wrote the complaint, but we filed a complaint.
	We haven't even started the trial and they're beheaded.
	That's why I think I'm still on.
	But I could go at any moment.
	Big tech is sort of floundering now.
	Like they gave Ryan Did they give you, what did they give you back?
	They gave you your Twitter back?
	Yeah, it's probably because mine is linked to the free speech one, but both Twitter, mine and the free speech one are back.
	Censored.tv, you fucking idiot.
	Oh, at censored.tv and at Asian Pat Dixon.
	You forgot the name of your company?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Anyway.
	That was weird.
	He's getting a deal.
	It's probably like 10 million a year for 10 years or something like that.
	I don't really know, but it's a $100 million deal.
	And he said it's always going to be the same show.
	Spotify has video.
	Did not know that.
	But it's going to be the exact same show.
	Maybe he'll have me back on now that he's free.
	And he said he's going to use this money to go after big tech.
	He's going to fight them.
	Who red-pilled him?
	Elon Musk probably helped.
	Alex Jones.
	That's the problem with talking to people.
	This is why the left doesn't want us to have a platform.
	Because you talk and you talk to people and you go, these guys aren't the ogres you told me they were.
	You lied to me.
	I talked to Milo.
	I talked to Gavin.
	I talked to Alex Jones.
	I don't agree with a lot of what they say, but how does that affect me?
	I'm not a pussy.
	Ideas don't hurt me.
	They're not recruiting.
	I love that word, recruiting for the imminent race war.
	Do you think this is accurate?
	TV host turned provocateur?
	He's always been provocative.
	And he's TV host.
	What was he hosting?
	Fear Factor.
	Oh, sort of.
	He's a stand-up comedian who's had a great career.
	You can't really shit on this guy.
	Like, how about I fire you from a sitcom and then you end up becoming a UFC superstar?
	Like, he's got seven different totally independent careers that were all very successful.
	It's hard to fuck with that.
	But that's good.
	You know what I think really red-pilled him, though, was Biden.
	Biden's incompetence.
	He said he was going to vote for Bernie.
	The Dems made sure Bernie didn't happen.
	Thank God.
	And they said, no, we're running this guy.
	We'll jump backwards a little bit here.
	Go to 1-1.
	I actually spent some time trying to understand this.
	And we're going to create a new bio-based multi-manufacturing job.
	Bio-based?
	Environmental?
	Multi-manufacturing.
	What the fuck is...
	Do I?
	Why am I asking you?
	What is bio-based?
	Do you mean like farms?
	Biology?
	Do you mean like chemistry?
	Do you mean we're going to make pharmaceuticals here?
	That sounds like a good thing.
	And what is multi-manufacturing?
	Isn't that just manufacturing?
	Deal farmers in on the benefits of a changing economy joint.
	We're going to have multi-pizzas.
	New bio-based multi-manufacturing job environment to deal farmers in on the benefits.
	I was talking to a friend earlier.
	I want Biden to win now.
	Here's the deal: we have 16,000 subscribers.
	We've got a good, solid thing going here.
	I got money in the bank.
	Ryan, he could die for all I care.
	So we're good here.
	We just want more content.
	And Biden is going to provide better content than Trump, I think.
	It'll be close, but Biden is funnier than Trump as far as laughing at him, not with him, and getting good at it, if you will.
	So fuck you people.
	I want fire and brimps in the apocalypse.
	I got my gun permit.
	We'll be safe on our compound.
	And the rest of the country can just go to hell.
	Just kidding.
	All right, what's this other one, too?
	There's a funny one, too.
	They animated his actual quotes.
	And you realize in this context that they're not sending their best.
	By the way, you know, I sit on the stand and it get hot.
	I got a lot of, I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun.
	And the kids used to come up and reach into the pool and rest.
	This is verbatim.
	And then watch the hair come back up again.
	So I learned about roaches.
	I learned about kids jumping on my lap.
	And I love kids jumping on my lap.
	So I learned about roaches.
	You know, when I was younger, I was a lifeguard and my hair would go blonde in the sun.
	The kids would straighten it down.
	So I learned about roaches.
	Were the children cockroaches?
	Did you have cockroaches in the pool?
	Were those water bugs?
	Anyway, that might have been what pushed Rogan over the edge, but this is pretty good news.
	And this is good news.
	This is why it's in the media section, because the media has just ruined themselves.
	Like, we keep getting all these people crossing over to the dark side, but we're getting them because the media is driving them out with their insanity.
	The left is just burning down its own house.
	And people are coming over to our side, not because we're awesome, but because the other side is so shit.
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	So Chris Cuomo keeps hitting it out of the park with his deranged idiocy.
	Frito has now become a compliment.
	That's too kind.
	Now, we all know the mess that he made when he said, I have coronavirus.
	I believe he was lying.
	I don't think he did.
	But he started shooting from his home and saying that this ain't any normal fever.
	And then he comes out of the cave, just like Jesus with the Easter bunny, and starts laying chocolate eggs everywhere and says, I'm free.
	I'm finally liberated.
	I've been checked by the CDC, which was a weird thing to say.
	And you go, Chris, you were just all over the news two days ago.
	You were checking out your place in the Hamptons, and some guy confronted you with a big tire bike.
	You even talked on your podcast about how you hate guys like that, and you wish you didn't have a show on CNN so you could have beaten them up.
	What?
	So does he not know that these things happen?
	Anyway, Chris was making fun of Trump for taking hydroxychloric.
	Can these things get better names, please?
	I like to talk about terrorism better.
	You could just learn Ahmed Mahal, Mohammed Mahmar.
	So Trump said he takes hydroxychloroquine, right?
	And Chris Cuomo goes, what a fucking idiot.
	That's witchcraft, which is what the Chinese government said.
	They said taking his stuff is witchcraft.
	And then we find out he took something worse.
	He took, Chris Cuomo took an offshoot of chloroquine.
	Keep going down.
	So this Greg Price over at Daily Caller tracked down his wife's blog.
	His wife is a nut.
	Chris is a retard.
	His wife's a nut.
	Anyway, she talks about this thing she got, chloroquine, which is a derivative of quinine.
	A derivative of that, unlike quinine, is, can you go down a little lower, please?
	No, no, go up a bit.
	Is actually prescribed as a treatment for certain conditions like lupus.
	And there's still more fredoness when it comes.
	Will you stop fucking moving around?
	What are you doing, by the way?
	What are you fiddling with?
	i can get secondary control of this computer um oh so that so so you go well that's stupid instead of using the state approved one that doesn't really have side effects if you take it and you don't have it and you're a normal person without heart disease or something he took this weird offshoot one and he's telling trump that uh that trump's basically supporting witchcraft Then you find out it gets way crazier.
	The doctor that Cuomo got it from is way nuttier than Cuomo's wife.
	Click on that yellow circle.
	I can't read it.
	Can you read that?
	Oh, here we go.
	So, this is Chris Cuomo's wife's blog.
	Here is week one's protocol for Chris.
	Enlisted Dr. Linda Lancaster, the author of Harmonic Healing.
	And good news, she's an energy medicine physician.
	Maybe that's one of the jobs, the multi-manufacturing bio-based jobs that Joe Biden's talking about.
	You get energy medicine physicians who help me cure my aggressive Lyme disease.
	Maybe you should try that, Ryan.
	Breast cancer, blah, blah, blah.
	Okay, so go back to the original story.
	So this woman got him basically illegal black market weird quinine.
	And the woman who got it is a lunatic.
	She's a female mad lad who, well, are we done with this article yet?
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	Check out this video.
	This is her.
	This is a woman who got Chris Cuomo, basically black market quinine, which no one knows how safe that is.
	And he's mocking Trump.
	This is the doctor that works with him.
	Every cell in our body are like batteries.
	There's a positive and a negative.
	I don't want to know if that's true.
	Is that true?
	Is that true?
	In the physical sense, we are not alive unless we have etheric energy.
	Our etheric energy is our life force.
	What are you talking about?
	Is this peer-reviewed science?
	Scroll forward a bit.
	She starts talking about the liver and how important it is, and I agree with her on that.
	But then she says the liver also filters our thoughts.
	Oh, yeah, go back right before that.
	That's really good.
	Turn it up.
	Turn it up.
	It is our connection to the stars.
	We have an astral body that interpenetrates with the etheric force field of the life force of our body.
	Did she just say intra-penetrates?
	What language do these limbs speak?
	This mental body interpenetrates in the emotional and the physical and etheric.
	And that mental body is the way we think.
	Not your brain, but the way we think.
	How we reach towards our goals in life.
	How we want spirituality.
	Hmm.
	Trump is a quack.
	Cuomo's doctor knows where it's at.
	Trust the DNC.
	Trust CNN.
	Also, in her treatment, she recommended that Chris use a body charger.
	I'm sure you're familiar with body chargers.
	Of course, they submit electronic pulses into the body, which helps realign you.
	Oh, no, Chris's wife took this.
	Yeah, go up a bit.
	There it is.
	So I think you plug it into the wall, and it's just like a static electricity bullshit scam.
	Like when you go to the science museum and you put your hand on that ball thing and your hair goes up and you go, woo, static electricity.
	So, and that's fun for little kids.
	It fools them into thinking this is incredible.
	Or Karens.
	Karens also appreciate the science of static electricity.
	If you can't afford a body charger, rub a balloon on your hair and you will see the incredible energy when you put the balloon on the wall and it stays there.
	Isn't that astounding?
	I couldn't find, I looked for a while, I couldn't find a body charger you could pay for.
	You know, I remember one time upstate with these gays, my gay neighbors, they had all these, they had bought all these things for seances for finding ghosts.
	And I can't remember how they came across them, but we couldn't, there was no made in China on them.
	And we couldn't figure out how they were manufactured.
	We couldn't find a factory or any information about these things.
	I think it's sort of like, you know, in Scientology, they have those ohm meters.
	David Cross stole one.
	And you can't buy those.
	You can't find out anything about the manufacturer, obviously, because they're bullshit.
	The ohm meter just measures the heat in your hand.
	That's what that needle is.
	So the seance tool is the same.
	And these body chargers are the same.
	Shit.
	And Chris Cuomo, Mr. Info, is sitting there standing on his static pad telling us what's reliable information and not to trust the president.
	Speaking of gay losers, Matt, and I mean gay in the 13-year-old sense, Chris is clearly straight.
	Although I don't know about his brother Andrew with those nipple rings.
	If you have pierced nipples, you get pegged.
	That's just a fact, right?
	Is there anyone with a normal sex life who has pierced nipples?
	Okay, so Matt Lauer got this tattoo because he had a temper tantrum because someone made fun of him.
	And well, go down.
	I forget what they made fun of him for.
	It was like a feud.
	Oh, yeah.
	So Ronan Farrow put out that book, Catch and Kill, and Matt Lauer does poorly in it.
	I mean, the guy, didn't he have a rape button under his desk where the door locks?
	You will show me those tits.
	So he lashes out at Ronan and is obviously very stressed out.
	So he gets a fucking prison tattoo that says, what is it?
	Hate.
	Hate.
	Hatred corrodes the container it's carried in, which was from a George Bush funeral.
	What?
	Are you a George Bush guy?
	But go up.
	What's amazing about it is how unbelievably shitty it is.
	It's worse than your tattoos, Ryan.
	It's definitely worse than mine.
	Like when you get a cursive tattoo, I got plenty of them.
	You print it out as a font.
	You get the font on the computer and you print it out And then the tattoo is traces, the computer-made font.
	You don't just write.
	Look at that.
	Also in the media news, let's see if we can squeeze this one out.
	This story blew my mind.
	It involves Chrissy Teigen and a bunch of broads.
	Anyway, this woman, she's got a cookbook and what's her name again?
	Roman?
	Allison Roman.
	Allison Robin.
	That's her.
	She's very talented.
	Five.
	What the fuck is Chrissy Teigen?
	She looks like someone's first project in a sculpture class.
	And you're the art teacher, you're jelly neck who comes by and sees the sculpture and goes, okay, all right, I like it.
	You're using shapes, you're getting there.
	Let's tone down this.
	I'm not going to put this in the kiln because you're not going to want to keep it, but let's tone down this strange shit happening up here.
	I feel like those New York City caricature drawing people would.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	You get them at Central Park.
	If she sat down, it would just be a normal person.
	And the person, when she sees that caricature, and she goes, oh, okay, all right.
	How much is this?
	$20.
	Oh, that's racist, by the way, for me to do the accent of the Chinese caricature artist in New York.
	I'll do the voice.
	You say, you set it up, and then I'll say $20.
	Okay.
	She looks at it and she goes, how much is this?
	$20.
	This is a weird thing we talked about before.
	In the audio version of my book, Death the Cool, none of the voice actors, because I acted out some of the parts and we have actors and music and stuff.
	It's more of a radio play.
	And I couldn't get any of the voice actors to do Chinese.
	And I go, but it's a Chinese person.
	You did Jamaican.
	You did all these other Russian and everything.
	Yeah, we can't do that.
	So I had to get a Chinese person to fucking come in.
	Who sucked, by the way.
	Probably.
	So anyway, this story blew my mind.
	Here's the long and short of it.
	So this, The Five, writes an article about influencers.
	And she focuses, like she's making a strong point.
	Her point is that I am a cookbook woman and I really care about my cookbook's called Nothing Fancy.
	And to me, I'm about bare bones and I'm not about monetization.
	But some of these women that just come out and out of nowhere, like I have a history of cooking.
	This is Roman talking.
	I have a huge history of cooking, decades.
	And then these women just appear and all of a sudden they're influencers and then they have a fucking rug and a line at Target.
	And I just, I could never do that.
	And you go, okay, that's a valid opinion.
	This is an interesting article.
	And then she goes, like that Japanese chick, what's her name?
	Kondo, Mary Kondo.
	She goes, she's this Japanese woman, women are obsessed with.
	And what she does is she helps you organize your life, clean up your room.
	And she goes, so that woman's there cleaning up your room.
	She's basically just a poor man's hoarders.
	Not that hoarders are rich.
	And she comes in and goes, oh, this is all garbage.
	Throw away.
	And she gets a show.
	And so Roman is saying, like, look at Mary Kondo, who has built an empire telling us to throw at everything we own that doesn't quote unquote spark joy, whatever that means.
	Now she sells tuning forks for $75, organic meditation floor cushions, $169, a French flax hypoallergenic linen kimono robe, $115, blah, blah, blah.
	A deck of compass love meditation cards, $55, and a Zen Egg, $40 of them.
	So she's mocking this Japanese chick for selling out, right?
	Okay, that's fine.
	This is an opinion piece.
	You're allowed to do that.
	And then she says, and look at Chrissy Teigen.
	She goes, she does, what does she do?
	She does one thing and boom, she parlays that into a successful cookbook.
	Oh yeah, sorry, she writes a cookbook, her first cookbook, and then boom, line of target, boom, Instagram page deliver a million followers, where it's just like people running a content farm for her.
	That horrifies me.
	And it's not something I ever want to do.
	I don't aspire to that, but like, who's laughing now?
	Because she's making a fuck ton of money.
	I wish I could make that money.
	Okay, right?
	All right, fine.
	And then she goes, she also mocks me and she's like, please, she goes, they go from pretending that they're going to improve your life to instantly selling out and going, please, to buy my cutting board.
	You know?
	The New York Times goes, what did you just say?
	Oh, I was just talking about like these women that commodify their brand.
	First of all, you made them both mad and Chrissy Teigen is upset.
	Oh, okay.
	Also, Mary Kondo has a Japanese accent.
	Yeah?
	Well, you said, please to buy my cutting board.
	And she goes, no, no, it's a cooking thing.
	There's a famous Russian cooking book called Please to Buy.
	No, Please to the Table.
	I was referencing that.
	I always reference that.
	No, you were making fun of two Asians.
	She's like, what?
	Chrissy Teigen's Asian?
	I thought she was like 37 racist.
	She doesn't look Asian to me.
	You're fired.
	What the fuck?
	How retarded is that?
	And then even Chrissy Teigen, I know I sound like a homo caring about all this, but it's indicative of a much bigger pattern, which is if you say something remotely interesting, if there's any color to what you say, if what you say is not NP, what is it?
	NPC?
	You know, non-playable character.
	If it isn't just gray, big brother, Orwellian sludge that makes no one mad, especially non-white people, if you have an Asian that gets mad, and these Asians weren't even that mad, then you're fired.
	We cannot have that.
	So in their version of events, she was like, I hate these Asians with their brands.
	Oh, buy my cutting board.
	That's what they were accusing her of.
	And here's the other thing.
	Say she wasn't referencing that Russian book and she said, oh, please tune my cutting board.
	That's how Mary Kondo talks.
	If the few times she does eke out some English, turn it up.
	This is amazing.
	Why are you showing it, shithead?
	It's sufficient.
	It's so hard to let it go.
	I don't want to just, you know, dump it.
	I figure out what sparks joy in my life.
	I can't believe it can touch the carpet.
	New day, new joy.
	Does she speak?
	Very rarely.
	It's usually subtitled, and sometimes she's just like, oh, you had nice folk.
	So even in the New York Times worst case scenario, it is completely fucking harmless.
	And, you know, my wife is the one who turned me on to this article.
	I don't usually read chick stuff, but I was watching it going, okay, this is pretty interesting.
	I never thought of that.
	The economics of being an influencer in Ladyland.
	And by the way, the woman who wrote the article immediately apologized to Chrissy Teigen.
	And Chrissy Teigen goes, no problem.
	And then they go, she's still fired.
	Isn't this idiotic?
	And did you know Chrissy Teigen is Asian?
	Look at her.
	Look at 2.6.
	I had to look this up.
	She's Norwegian and Thai.
	Thais aren't really Asian.
	They're like Indians.
	Southeast Asians are like the blacks of India.
	I mean, Asia.
	Look at that.
	And is there anything remotely Asian about her?
	Hello?
	I am a Chrissy Tegan.
	It's very Hawaiian looking.
	Samoan.
	I think that's where she's from, actually.
	Really?
	Oh, yeah.
	She looks like a damn spam sandwich.
	She was like a surf shop chick, I believe.
	Ah, like a Ron John.
	Anyway, this is the first time.
	I know you don't come here for Chrissy Teigen news, but it's indicative of a pattern here.
	And the pattern is the media is run by a ship of fools.
	A ship of hypersensitive pussies who fire people for no reason, practice witchcraft, and have no other raison debt outside of shitting on the president.
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	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	I'm gonna throw my notes in.
	By the way, we're still wearing Fred Perry's for the Fred Perry Marathon.
	Look at this fun one.
	Whoa.
	Yeah.
	That's sick.
	Did not expect that.
	Stusy.
	Dress me up in Stewie.
	Remember that line from Tricky's Hell is Around the Corner?
	You should just write down my entire record collection and just throw out yours.
	Mine are valid.
	No, yours are not valid.
	You're moderating.
	I want to moderate your taste in music.
	By the way, to be clear, when it comes to these social justice warriors in the far left, I understand the motive.
	I want to moderate people too.
	I saw a guy today near my house.
	He had on those slip-on Birkenstocks that are like slippers.
	And he was laughing so fucking loud I could hear it in my house.
	He's going, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
	Like a loud, men laughing loud in public.
	And he's got his Birkenstock slippers on, walking with like 10 other people.
	I want to moderate that.
	First of all, shut up.
	And secondly, no.
	Those are not valid.
	We all have this impetus to want to tell other people what we disapprove of.
	It's the fact that the left thinks, what are you looking at?
	These are worse than Birkenstein.
	Oh, the Toms.
	I hate all this.
	And then we take one pair and we give it to starving children.
	Yeah, they really need a pair of fucking Toms.
	If there's one thing that the third world has too much of, it's clothes.
	You know, they keep sending it.
	I remember when there was some sort of famine in India and they were dropping clothes for them from planes and you just saw piles and piles of shitty shirts.
	No one's short on clothes.
	Nobody.
	And Africa's pretty friggin' hot, isn't it?
	Yeah.
	They don't even wear shoes.
	Right.
	Okay, let's get down to the controversial stuff.
	Oh, but before we do, here's some light fun.
	Uh...
	Uh...
	Thank you.
	Mike Pence, this is 1-3.
	Mike Pence, so SpaceX happens next week.
	Elon Musk and two people are going to shoot a rocket into the sky.
	And Mike Pence said something interesting.
	He said, When that rocket goes off next week, it'll remind the American people that even in the midst of the most challenging times, America still moves forward.
	Now, isn't this cool?
	Our space program was basically discontinued by Barack Obama.
	The last time we had anything go up in the sky was 2011.
	And we're not putting this in the, the government isn't putting this rocket in the sky.
	We're not sending people to space.
	Elon Musk is SpaceX.
	And I thought, when I first saw it, I thought, oh, come on, Pence, it's not you.
	The government's not doing it.
	And then I thought, no, it is America.
	It's entrepreneurs.
	So this quote is kind of fuck the government.
	And it's kind of more America as defined by entrepreneurs like Elon Musk, who recently said, take the red pill on Joe Rogan, who also seems to have taken the red pill.
	And you probably don't know what I'm talking about when I say that Obama ruined NASA, so we'll get to that.
	But Donald Trump was asked if he wants to go and check out this thing that the private market did that he can't do.
	Oh, wait.
	Do I have that?
	Yeah, that's 1.6.
	Okay.
	One six.
	Have you got a picture for a launch on Wednesday?
	What?
	The launch?
	The rocket launch?
	I'm thinking about going.
	That'll be next week to the rocket launch.
	I hope you're all going to join me.
	I'd like to put you in the rocket.
	Get rid of you for a while, okay?
	Ooh, it's such a toss-up.
	Yeah.
	I don't know who I want to win as president as far as laughs go.
	Obviously, Trump.
	I don't know.
	I kind of like bio-based multi-manufacturing.
	It's like a whackpacker versus Louis C.K. You know what I mean?
	I like the guy trying.
	Or Andrew Dice Clay.
	After a while, you start to feel bad.
	You're already feeling bad.
	Yeah, you're right.
	It's not as fun.
	Donald Trump, we just got to regularly check his Instagram on the show.
	We'll call it like Donald Trump Jr.
	Memes because he had a great one for where he shows the evolution of Elon Musk.
	Those who proclaim themselves socialists are usually depressing, have no sense of humor, and attend an expensive college.
	Fate Loves Irony.
	And then Free America Now, and then Take the Red Pill.
	But I could do a whole show on this, but it's important to remember that one of the weirdest things happened when Obama was elected.
	He decided to devote the space program to Muslim self-esteem.
	And as usual, Goad did a great job.
	What year was this?
	2010.
	So 2010.
	So blow that out nice and big.
	Okay, look at the italics there.
	Move it over.
	I can't read it.
	No, I can't read it because I'm in it.
	Go up now.
	When I became the NASA administrator, or before I became the NASA administrator, Obama charged me with three things.
	One, he wanted me to help re-inspire children to want to get into science and math.
	Okay, that's fine.
	That's valid.
	I moderate that.
	Two, he wanted me to expand our international relationships.
	I guess maybe the Russians can help us if they have some technology.
	I don't really trust them.
	And three, and perhaps foremost, he wanted me to find a way to reach out to the Muslim world and engage much more with dominantly Muslim nations to help them feel good about their historic contribution to science and math and engineering.
	And that was the end of NASA.
	Jim Goad then goes on, by the way, to explain that this myth of Muslims being crucial to our development in science and math is just that.
	It's a myth.
	Yes, they did help with the discovery of the concept of zero and some early algebra, but that was mostly from India and they just stored it.
	And yes, they kept a lot of documentation while Europe was stumbling around in the Dark Ages.
	But this is also when they were taking over huge swaths of the Middle East and Europe and owning them and then enslaving the Christians and the Jews who were in these major areas.
	And it was the Christians and the Jews who were coming up with these discoveries as slaves.
	So you just really owned the inventors.
	You didn't own the inventions and you didn't invent shit.
	And then when it became solidified that the Quran is the last and final word, you stopped doing sh anything.
	And it's been a thousand years since what?
	Since you've done what but chop off people's heads, throw gays off buildings and behead those who insult Islam like I just did.
	They make gays fly.
	They make gays.
	With their space program.
	They're making space.
	They sent gays to outer space.
	Oh, poor people.
	All right.
	Here's the big story that I couldn't put in front of the paywall.
	Where is it now?
	Black nurse, this is the big story today.
	This is 3-2.
	Regularly filmed himself beating the living shit out of old white people at a nursing home and bragging about it.
	This is very hard to watch.
	Just stop, stop, stop.
	I should have given you a warning.
	NSFW, this is nauseating.
	You're going to get real mad when you see that.
	You're going to have fantasies about killing this guy.
	But while you're watching it, I want to say this slowly.
	Can you fucking imagine if this was a white guy beating up people at a black old folks home and bragging about it on social media?
	And then we find out that he supports Trump.
	I would just start grabbing plywood and putting it over my windows and getting in the car and leaving for the country while the entire planet burned to the ground.
	People would Be delirious.
	And I know you think this guy has an afro, but it's just because he's been lying on his back.
	He's white.
	Look, he just practices.
	He goes to a boxing gym.
	This is just his literally a punching bag.
	Look at this sadism.
	Yeah, could you imagine if somebody was inspired by his video and decided to add diversity to it?
	I would like to diversify it.
	That is terrible.
	You know, I didn't know what I was watching at first, and I was like, what is this?
	And then I saw an old man, and it like retroactively really bothered me.
	You know what I mean?
	Because you can't see the old man's head at first.
	Right.
	It just looks like a little dustball.
	Because he's probably 92.
	But this guy did this regularly and bragged about it.
	He said, I beat up old white people.
	I work at a nursing home.
	Jesus.
	And these people have dementia.
	They're totally disoriented.
	I mean, he probably has killed some.
	Go down on the thread.
	It just doesn't really lend itself to that sideways.
	Oh, maybe it does.
	Yeah, there's more videos.
	Like, he films it and brags.
	They arrested this guy, which is good.
	Yeah, they just arrested this guy, by the way.
	But the media, no peep.
	Sean King isn't going to have much to say.
	Is that a woman?
	I really hope not.
	I mean, does it matter at that point?
	Oh, God.
	Look, he's murdering people.
	He's filming murders.
	Is there audio of that?
	Okay, keep scrolling down.
	I know this is hard to watch.
	This is sort of like Milo and the Pig thing, but this isn't the news.
	This is happening.
	And just keep going.
	We've already seen that one.
	It's a different thread.
	Okay.
	Anyway, it just gave me an idea.
	And when you have ideas like this, you have to act on them right away.
	Sorry, this doesn't make for very good TV, but it's important that I get this done.
	What the hell is going on here?
	Recent calls.
	Here we go.
	I'm going to make lemonade out of lemons right now.
	Come on.
	This doesn't this doesn't bode well.
	Hello?
	Hey, mom.
	Could I talk to Dad?
	Yeah, it's right here, buddy.
	Oh, surprise, surprise is right here.
	Okay.
	Hi, darling.
	Hey, Dad.
	I've got kind of good news.
	Oh, I'd love to hear it.
	I found a nursing home that would be perfect for you.
	Oh, you weak dog.
	Even in New York?
	It's in America, but I just was watching videos of it, and I think it's the perfect place for you.
	I think everything that I...
	It's in Detroit, but I think you could get back into boxing a little bit, and I think it's...
	Oh, thank you, darling.
	Is there many cases of coronavirus there?
	I don't think we should worry about that.
	I think it's important that you trust me.
	That's really the takeaway here.
	Oh, listen, honey.
	I'm so grateful.
	I was concerned about what the fuck I was going to do, you know, when I got old and infirm.
	But then I thought, you know, my kids will come through for me.
	Well, we did.
	And you were headed to the motor city.
	Jesus.
	Oh, this sounds fabulous.
	All right, Dad, I got to go.
	We're on the air.
	It's got the weirdest laugh.
	So that's the biggest news of the day.
	Here's another equally ridiculous thing I saw.
	2.9.
	There was this weird trend that was going on.
	No, it's always been going on, but it was being reported a lot about it two years ago where I think it was Paul Joseph Watson, Lauren Southern, Faith Goldie.
	They all noticed, wait a minute, I'm seeing two patterns here.
	One, it's unethical to have kids because the environment is dying and we're suffering from overpopulation.
	You see that theme in a lot of movies, like Thano sent, it's a common thing that like the AI, the robots go, we realize the person hurting humans the most is humans and they are hurting their planet, so we started to eradicate them.
	Oh, really?
	Poop.
	And then they said, at the same time, there's all these fucking articles saying that our population is dwindling and we need immigrants to come in and fill our fucking jobs, and they're doing jobs Americans won't do, and we need them to replenish our community.
	And you go, that's a weird coincidence.
	Anyway, this is embarrassing that the link is gone, but it was a picture of a Dutch woman, and it said, we're making, something like, we don't need more people, we're making our own.
	And then there was a commenter raging against that, saying that this woman is making more white babies and she thinks that's a good thing.
	And you're like, they never said white.
	They said Dutch.
	The Dutch are happy that they're making more babies.
	What the fuck is wrong with that?
	Unless you want to replace us, unless you want to completely change the demographic makeup of a country.
	There it is.
	Phew, that would have been embarrassing.
	Good work, Ryguy.
	Thank you.
	let me read that.
	Sasquia bonjour.
	Here's how racism, what, and conservative family norms intersect in contemporary radical rights politics in Europe.
	The president of Vlams Belang, I don't know what the fuck that is, states, we make our own newcomers.
	Okay, that's fine, right?
	Like, can you imagine them being mad if someone in the Congo said that?
	Or anywhere else in the world, Mexico, anywhere.
	White women making white babies is represented as a desirable alternative to immigration.
	Well, just take the rate, Danish woman making Danish babies is a desirable alternative to immigration.
	Who could argue with that?
	The fuck is your problem, bitch?
	Hungary, I think, had a financial incentive, and it was a smashing success where they paid you to make babies.
	All right, speaking of that lunacy, I'm getting example exhaustion from Sweden.
	The angry foreigner keeps sending me stuff like, oh, my country is completely lost it.
	You're going to flip when you see this one.
	And I'm like, dude, I'm tired.
	Having four or more babies, no income tax for life, that's awesome.
	Holy shit.
	Holy shit.
	You know how much income tax I paid last year?
	I got a big severance after getting fired from CRTV, which was, I was very happy about it until I paid the tax on it and went, oh my, okay, wow, alrighty then.
	I'm in the 50% zone.
	I'm a victim of democratic socialism under Trump.
	Anyway, so there's a rape going on in Sweden and a Somalian refugee is raping a woman.
	This guy runs over, tries to get off of her, leave her alone.
	Gets stabbed.
	In prison, they call it the sewing machine.
	He dies.
	Father is distraught.
	Media comes over to the house.
	We heard about what happened.
	He's like, yeah, I assume you want to have a parade and talk about how awesome he is, but I just, I need time to mourn right now.
	And they go, no, no, no, that's not why we're here.
	Was he racist?
	That's the takeaway.
	They went through his social media and discovered that, no, he wasn't a racist, but he was a patriot.
	He was the Swedish equivalent of a Trumper.
	And so the media's angle is that he's a racist.
	And you go, wait a minute.
	So what are you saying?
	That he should have left them alone?
	Like, well, what did he think?
	Getting into trouble.
	You know, you see a rape, leave him be.
	Let the police handle it.
	You were probably out looking for rapists.
	Okay, say, what if I was?
	That's the other thing.
	What if he had a swastika tattooed on his face and he was combing the streets looking for rapes?
	Yes, please.
	Do that.
	Go out and stop rapes.
	I mean, should we even talk about Sweden anymore?
	It's almost like South Africa.
	I mean, we should talk about it, but it's just like again and again you go, the culture's lost.
	They're all insane.
	No, South Africa is different.
	That's fucking murderous.
	10 stories of proof Sweden is the most world's most pathetic country.
	I was worried that I was worried Milo, Milo's doing a whole Jewish-themed show tomorrow night.
	And I was like, what is this going to get my whole life shut down?
	And he goes, no, no, no, it's going to be fair and honest.
	And you know where I stand with Jews.
	I think they're awesome.
	He's a Jew.
	He is a Jew or whatever he is.
	I think his dad's a Jew and his mom's Catholic.
	But I was thinking while we were talking, like all these alt-writers that hate cucking for shekels, Ezra Levant has done more for Christians, especially in the Middle East, more for traditional values, more for thwarting liberalism and media than any of you ever will do.
	You should be kissing his ass.
	Yobi's a Zionist.
	Shut the fuck up.
	Here's my last thing in my race wars section.
	I was doing some research on Proud Boys, I think it was, and I came across the judge who said that my talk and political fighting reminded him of 1930s Europe.
	In other words, I'm Hitler.
	Proud boys are Nazis.
	And if he doesn't put these guys in prison, we're going to have World War III.
	That's not an exaggeration, by the way.
	That's what he meant.
	So I can't remember how I found this link to him, but he was part of a task force.
	This is him getting hired.
	DeFior, who I guess is Supreme Court judge, taps Dwyer for justice task force.
	I can't really see that.
	Chief Judge Janet DeFior has appointed acting Supreme Court Justice Mark Dwyer to succeed her as co-chair of the New York State Justice Task Force.
	Now get this.
	The task force, which was formed in 2009, to examine the causes of wrongful convictions and to recommend ways they can be avoided.
	It is also chaired by blah, blah, blah.
	So a big part of this task force was to find people who had been overcharged, oversentenced, like say four years for a 17-second fight, and lower that sentencing and make sentencing more fair.
	Isn't that unfucking real?
	And these guys get away with this with impunity.
	Look at his face.
	Look at his smile.
	All a scam.
	And I have to admit, I was pretty naive up until recently.
	I knew there was SJWs.
	I didn't know they were judges.
	I didn't know they were prosecutors.
	And I didn't know they did the bidding of the DNC.
	That's another thing, anti-Semites.
	I've said this this week is it was the Italians de Blasio and Cuomo who told Dwyer and Steinglass to fuck those guys over.
	And they went, yes, sir, yes, sir.
	Can I get a raise?
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	We got our first wiener.
	I saw that.
	You know that show, that Modern Family or whatever, that has that Dominican chick?
	And they had her doing the Academy Awards.
	And she's like, Andy Wiener is.
	Who do we got?
	All right.
	Eric.
	Hello.
	Yeah.
	Tell him to Lao Ming over there.
	I want to eat a spicy tune roll out of his ass.
	Whoa.
	Because I'm white, racist, and horny.
	Holy crap.
	Wow, okay.
	That was like just a video.
	That's a video you showed the other day.
	Oh I'm not hearing any of this but I'll turn it up.
	Sounds really funny.
	Can you hear me?
	I can hear you.
	It's just very faint.
	You want to eat a cheesesteak out of someone's ass?
	No, it's spicy tuna roll.
	The joke's done now.
	Okay.
	Yeah, you're right.
	What can I do, sleep?
	Oh, can you hear me?
	You know, what's the call about?
	Well, this guy named Christoph King in Florida, look it up the New York Post article.
	He was at a bar with his buddy and apparently just beat the shit out of him saying, fuck your white life, all this weird shit.
	I just, all this weird stuff going on, I don't understand how more people aren't outraged about, like, you know, with all the armed robbery or whatever his name is, all these...
	We got the video here.
	Come on now.
	Jesus.
	Paint fights are fun to look at.
	Yeah, that is fun.
	So he said, fuck you and your white life.
	And then he threw white paint on him.
	This is like with Juicy Smoolet when they threw bleach on him.
	Something happened.
	Your truck's fucked now.
	That guy must be 60 years old.
	Wing!
	Gee-sher, McGee-sher.
	Yeah, I saw on...
	It's strange that you don't see more white-on-black racism with all the media lying about it.
	Like when you see that guy in the nursing home that I'm sending my dad to, if you see that guy, part of you has to think, this guy might be brainwashed by the whole like white people are evil, white people ruin your life, slavery, slavery, slavery.
	And it gets into someone who's mentally ill and violent.
	And there's like, there's the fucker I keep hearing about.
	He's a vigilante.
	Yeah, there's the vigilante that killed the black jogger.
	Maybe he's getting revenge for Ahmed Aubrey.
	Right.
	He's carrying out the bidding.
	We're going to our discord.
	Wait, did you get his number for the prizes?
	I did.
	Okay.
	And I did.
	All right.
	We got the colin screening.
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	You should set up the drawing cam soon.
	Oh, yes.
	Hey, y'all, Discord.
	What's going on, guys?
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	Just to make sure we don't have a repeat winner.
	Was there a screen done for that?
	We do have a repeat winner.
	I believe we have a first-time caller.
	First-time caller.
	Okay, that's going to be our winner.
	All right.
	All right.
	Kazakh, go ahead.
	All right, Gavin.
	Hey.
	Hi, my name's Kyle.
	I'm 18 years old and I'm from Scotland.
	Where in Scotland?
	Ayrshire.
	Oh, hi.
	Hi, so I've had this dream.
	I want to be a pilot, an agricultural pilot.
	And I've done all for myself that I can, giving myself the best chance.
	I want to know how can I get the attention of people who are already in this career in America and be a valuable asset to the point where they might hire me.
	But wait a minute.
	You got your license and all?
	I don't have a license.
	No.
	I'm don't really have that money.
	So, wait a minute.
	You just want to get like a green card or a visa and come over here and do a job that you're not qualified to do?
	I want to do a committee job until I have money and then train myself over there because it's a lot cheaper.
	Yeah, I don't know, dude.
	Emigrating to America is a huge pain in the ass, especially if you're white.
	So I guess I would come here illegally, work in a bar, and then try to, I don't know, marry a chick.
	This is way out of my league, dude.
	And what you're asking for is ridiculous.
	I mean, I think you'd be better off with the Johnny Apple CBD tinctures.
	That's about as far as you're going to get on this quest.
	But thank you for your call.
	All right.
	Thank you.
	That was fucking weird.
	All right.
	Hello.
	Hello, Gavin.
	I'd like to get involved in engineering.
	I haven't started yet, but I'd like to maybe help design weapons that will be used in Afghanistan.
	I'm wondering if you know how I could get my foot in the door in that.
	Who the fuck am I?
	Sorry, go ahead.
	Next call.
	All right.
	Next up, we got Webby.
	G'day, Gav.
	Yes.
	I know you're against the whole watching porn thing, which I get behind.
	Just your thoughts on the whole sexting thing.
	Would it fall under the porn bracket or a step into getting a woman into bed?
	Oh, pretend you're going to film porn and then the next thing you know, you're fucking her?
	It's worked before with this whole lockdown shit.
	And what are you filming the porn for?
	For OnlyFans or is she going to use it herself?
	Use it herself.
	Yeah, you don't want to be fucking a girl with an OnlyFans account.
	She's a disgusting prostitute.
	No, she doesn't have an OnlyFans.
	I'm talking about the whole one-on-one, no online stuff.
	Like, yeah.
	But why does she want this porn?
	Like, under the pretense, what's she meant to do with it?
	I don't know.
	Get off to it, I suppose.
	It's a millennial thing.
	Watch herself fuck you?
	Yeah, I suppose so.
	Yeah, that's a terrible.
	Women don't want to watch videos of guys they just met.
	I don't think.
	Now, you could lie and say you're a photographer and you're working on a book that used to work on Ryan's retarded ex-girlfriend.
	And you could say, well, you know, I can give you these shh, and then spend money on a camera and you take sexy pictures of her and then, you know, things get carried away.
	The next thing you know, you're fucking her.
	But filming porn, it's not going to work.
	And you're not going to be attracting the sweetest plums.
	All right.
	Thanks for your call.
	Jesus.
	All right.
	We're going to hit the actual calls real quick.
	Or the phone calls, rather.
	Ian?
	Hey, did I win?
	You didn't.
	You didn't.
	Didn't you win already?
	Yeah, I won last week, but I was really hoping to get the grand prize.
	You may never win again, sir.
	You're banned from winning.
	I wanted to ask Gavin about traffic lights because he brought it up on an episode earlier this week.
	I don't understand how the hell we live in a world with so many goddamn smart devices.
	We've got Bluetooth washing machines and garage door openers and smart this and that, but we don't have traffic lights.
	I'm so sick of sitting at traffic lights at midnight with nobody around for miles.
	It doesn't make any sense to me.
	It's infuriating.
	And I understand if it's a busy time of day, like I was waiting today to traffic light for so long that it was almost comical.
	And I was near a pretty big road, so I understand like someone could be whipping down the road.
	So you don't want to, you know, just throw a ambush them with a yellow.
	But wait a minute, that's how yellows work.
	They just come out of nowhere.
	But we're talking about certain, maybe they could put on certain times of day, like from midnight on in the suburbs, because you feel like a complete fag sitting at a light just like, and I start going through them.
	Well, think about it.
	Yeah, I do the same thing.
	But also think about the amount of fuel that's wasted, the amount of time that's wasted.
	I mean, we've got Teslas that can drive themselves from one exit to another.
	You can usher them in a parking lot, but yet we don't have a traffic light that can sense somebody coming from a quarter mile away, see that nobody else is sitting at the intersection and let people just pass on through without making them come to a stop and wait at that traffic light for 10 minutes.
	It makes no sense to me.
	Well, the sense is that it's the government.
	The government controls this shit and they don't have an incentive, so they don't improve our lives.
	If this was free market, traffic lights would be fucking working like a charm all over the country.
	Anyway, thanks for your call.
	I like you listening to us.
	All right.
	We got Brennan.
	A question for Gavin.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, I just had a quick question, man.
	You know, I was watching your past episodes.
	You talk a lot about Jazz Jennings and like how she got a sex change in the process.
	I was just like, I'm curious, don't you think doctors or plastic surgeons would make a hell of a lot more money if they would just help guys make their small wieners bigger like mine?
	Yeah.
	And if you can massacre a penis and turn it into a vagina, surely you can just extend a penis like a half inch, right?
	Right?
	How is that rocket science?
	It's just a bunch of tubes.
	I don't get it.
	If you can put it inverted, you should be able to extend it.
	And I was also curious, man, you've lived in New York for a while now.
	Did you ever know the guy, Jack Jersowitz from Brainstorm?
	From what?
	Brainstorm.
	He was on a talk show in the late 90s, early 2000s.
	Everybody called his show.
	He had a talk show.
	Looked like the penguin from Batman.
	Everybody would fuck with him.
	No, I don't remember that.
	Oh, God.
	No, he's hideous.
	I would not fuck that guy.
	What was that?
	Manhattan Public Access?
	No, I don't remember that.
	But thanks for your call.
	He does look exactly like the PS.
	He does.
	Holy shnikes.
	We'll take one more and then go to the Discord.
	Charles, talking about the Trayvon hoax.
	Charles, you're on the line.
	Hey.
	Now, I've watched that documentary.
	Thank you for that.
	It was amazing.
	That guy was kind of like a nutback as how obsessed he was.
	But to make something that good, I really digged it.
	It's kind of weird how he went to that voodoo priestess.
	But it was just all part of the story.
	Yeah, that was pretty extraneous, wasn't it?
	And I was like, what's he going to get from that?
	But just the culture, I guess.
	But if you read all the comments on it, everyone's like, this is so amazing.
	It's awesome.
	But how is that still on YouTube?
	That's the one thing I'm wondering.
	And why isn't that girl that was pretending to be Diamond getting arrested for perjury?
	Yeah, is that going to happen now?
	I mean, we have to do our own police work, but the police work's all done.
	So can you move forward now?
	And one thing someone brought up, I think it was on my Reddit page, that why didn't he just, after he had the Christmas cards and everything, he could have had security there.
	And after he got everything he needed from her and he bought his stupid dresses, which I'm not sure he had to do, why didn't he say, so we know that you were Trayvon's girlfriend.
	We know that the media was pushed to a different girlfriend.
	What was happening that day?
	You know, like an ambush.
	Yeah.
	It's just all corrupt.
	It's pretty nasty.
	But yeah, thank you for that.
	Because I'm like telling my dad and my grandpa because we're all pretty much the same mindset.
	It's really cool to watch.
	How about a question about what you like?
	Because I'm always watching you.
	I don't hear that much about your favorite things.
	How about bands?
	I hear the music all the time, but if you can give me a band, I know you got Motorhead on your arm, but if you were to choose, how about Lemmy versus Ozzy?
	Who would win?
	Or for you?
	Why?
	Lemmy is much more high quality than Ozzy, although I hear his new album has topped the charts.
	Lemmy's just got a...
	And I don't know.
	They're both great.
	I like Generation X. I like the English beat.
	I like the replacements.
	I like Hoosker Doo.
	I like classic rock.
	I'm 49.
	You shouldn't be interested in my musical taste, but thank you very much for calling.
	All right.
	Why do you keep Discord?
	Y'all back in chat.
	Who's your enemy?
	Next up, we got Swiss Riot.
	Hi, Gavin.
	Hi, who's your enemy?
	Don't worry about that.
	I have a question for you, though.
	Okay.
	So what is your advice to someone that has just left Islam and is trying to assimilate into a traditional American lifestyle?
	Oh, yeah.
	You sent me an email.
	I did, and I'm sorry if I kept sending it to you.
	I just didn't know if you got it or not.
	Right.
	What's your story?
	Like, where do you live?
	I'm in New York.
	Do you have a posse of gals?
	I am on my own right now.
	And I work in, I have a good job, so I'm able to provide for myself.
	I understand, but I saw that in your letter.
	You said that you were employed.
	But like, you need a posse.
	You need a gang.
	You need a scene.
	That's step one.
	Do you have...
	I mean, you've got to...
	So, yeah, I have a few friends around here in the area.
	I just moved to New York, actually.
	And, you know, we get along fine, but it's just really trying to not get carried away in a life full of like alcoholism or like drugs or, you know, hookups and stuff.
	I really just want to live a normal life.
	Yeah, well, you're in the least normal city in the world to do that.
	But I would say don't rush it.
	It'll come.
	I would stay away from drugs and booze.
	You people who didn't grow up with booze and drugs tend to go a little overboard when you finally open the floodgates.
	But stick to beer.
	Make sure that you have friends that can carry you home.
	And don't drink if you don't have a backup.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, you have to, if you're going out drinking, you have to know someone who will stand by you and carry you home if you fuck up and do shots or something dumb like that, which you shouldn't do.
	I don't think women should get drunk in public.
	They're too valuable.
	But I don't know, don't rush it.
	You have a posse of chicks, and if they're not fun, then dump them.
	I don't know.
	I'm not an expert on Muslim women in New York who want to lead a normal life.
	Oh, I totally love that.
	I hate Islam.
	I'm not a fascist religion.
	Why don't you?
	I'm kind of in limbo right now.
	I mean, I believe in God, but I don't have any religion.
	I kind of don't believe in organized religion at the moment.
	I mean, I'm open to it, but it's just something that's really not on my radar at the moment.
	Okay.
	Well, I'm sorry I don't have better advice for you, but it's not really my area of expertise.
	I already got a daughter.
	That's cool.
	But thanks for calling.
	That's cool.
	Thanks.
	All right.
	Next up, we got Artie.
	Did I ever tell you about Tony Curtis?
	That Artie?
	Artie?
	Is this Artie?
	Different Artie.
	Oh.
	Different Artie.
	Hey, Gavin.
	My name is Art John.
	I'm telling you this because I know you don't care.
	So how do you feel about the fact that a bunch of your fans on Discord are into anime?
	Like, they listen to your advice.
	Like, oh, you know, I'm a manly man.
	I listen to Gavin's advice.
	And then they go ahead and they watch like Japanese cartoons about little girls who look like children.
	Cock like children.
	Like, where's the connection there?
	Tell me he's no one else.
	I think it's pathetic.
	What's your accent, dude?
	You sound like a monkey.
	You sound like you're I'm Russian.
	I'm Russian.
	What?
	Cartoon?
	Yeah, it's super lame.
	Superheroes and anime has a weird pedo vibe I don't like.
	Like, I don't like cartoons.
	I don't mind, you know, graphic novels and stuff, but why are they always these pre-pubescent-looking chicks?
	It's disturbing.
	Or sissy.
	Yeah, it's part of the fun.
	They're magical sissies.
	Yeah.
	You know what's funny when they have a dude as their avatar, and it's some like anime badass, which still looks like an 11-year-old girl, but he has like his hair blowing in the wind and his stupid little nose.
	And he looks like he's in that, what's that band, that Korean band?
	BTS.
	He looks like he's in BTS, but he has like a military jacket on.
	And it's like, dude, your avatar is like a tough 10-year-old pussy.
	Yeah, and in real life, the dudes are fat.
	Yeah.
	Korotky volose po bakam.
	Dlinie sverku.
	So to answer your question, I think it's super lame.
	Okay, bye now.
	Thank you for your call.
	Thanks.
	All right.
	Steve, you are up next.
	Hi, Sailor.
	Hi.
	How's it going?
	Good.
	This drawing sucks.
	So I watched the Trayvon hoax the other night.
	It's fucking amazing.
	How come you didn't mention Joel Gilbert reading the quote-unquote coded language in the hood language?
	Yeah, that was funny, right?
	When he'd say, yo, what's up?
	Damn, girl, you fine.
	It's the funniest part of it.
	All right, thanks for your call.
	That was a great observation.
	All right, guys, we're going to pause y'all.
	We're going to go to the calls for a second.
	All right.
	We got wife on the line.
	How's it going?
	Hello.
	Hi.
	Do you think your wife will be voting for Trump?
	No.
	I don't think she'll vote.
	Really?
	Yeah, I think she's been totally disenfranchised by the left, but she would feel like she had been, I don't know, converted by me if she conceded to Trump, which I'm not happy about.
	I wish she would.
	So she's probably just going to, I think a lot of, and this is indicative of a huge swath of the population.
	I think they see Joe Biden and they go, you know what?
	I'm out.
	I don't want to do this anymore.
	I think that's what the right was doing since Clinton.
	They saw Clinton and they went, all right, you're kind of fiscally conservative.
	I don't think I mind you.
	And then they said, then Obama came along and after a few bushes and they said, all right, who's this guy?
	He says that you would not vote for him because you're racist.
	Oh, fuck, that's not true.
	And then we get eight years of him and you go, well, you're going to shut up now?
	And they said, no.
	And then I think when we saw Hillary, we all said, all right, now I care.
	This is bullshit.
	This has to stop.
	What's happening now is the reverse, where the left is going, you know what?
	There's probably going to be more jobs.
	I don't want Joe Biden in there.
	We're fucking up.
	Let's just take a step back.
	You're going to have unprecedented low voter turnout this November from the left.
	Okay.
	Thanks for your call.
	Thank you for your call.
	He's brushing his teeth.
	Was he really?
	Yeah, he said that.
	Sorry to interrupt.
	Zach, growing up in Saudi delivery.
	Okay.
	Let me fuck you with my heels on, yeah.
	One of the funny things about Saudi Arabia is because of the way that they stumbled into their oil money is they really have no appreciation for the value of money.
	My dad, like Zubies, worked as a doctor in Riyadh.
	And that was because they were just throwing tons of money to American doctors to show them how to run hospitals.
	So I was only seven at the time, but I can say there was a lot more wrong with their culture than Zubi said.
	I just resent it.
	I resent when I see these people with all this oil money.
	Like Turkmenistan.
	Turkmenistan has these beautiful white marble buildings.
	They have 90% of the employees are government employees.
	They have a 60% unemployment rate.
	People live in squalor.
	They have a giant hole, hell hole.
	They have a portal to hell in the country.
	And it's because of all this natural gas.
	Like, let's just conquer them.
	Let's just take Turkmenistan.
	Let's take Iceland.
	And we never should have asked, we never should have paid for the oil from the Middle East.
	They don't deserve it.
	Yeah.
	Like, the reason that they were just throwing money around was because this king just got upset at one of the hospitals.
	He's like, that's it.
	And had one of the princes who was ambassador to the U.S. He was playing racquetball with some doctor.
	And he's like, oh, can you come in and fix up our hospitals?
	And the doctor was like, how much were we talking here?
	Prince is, I don't know, like one, two billion.
	And doctor was like, oh, yeah, okay, I can find some people for that.
	It's ridiculous.
	Yeah, what a disgusting shithole.
	Fuck the Middle East.
	Thank you for your call.
	Okay, we got Brian talking about mentally ill straight.
	You are a faggot, Gavin.
	That hurts.
	No, I'm kidding.
	You're not a faggot because they don't exist, and I'm back to prove it to you that gays are mentally ill straight.
	You have hurt me today.
	Like I said last time, you got to check out the book.
	My genes made me do it.
	Ironically enough, when I called in last time afterwards, the book on Amazon is now going for like $500 to $900.
	There is one paper back on there for like $75, but I think it got banned or something.
	So that's how you know it's good.
	Yeah, that's a good sign.
	Holy shit.
	I saw a funny, I saw a documentary I think I've already seen, but I seem to have forgotten it about Do I Sound Gay?
	Where this gay dude did a documentary on his voice trying to figure out why gays talk like that.
	And I bet you a million bucks.
	It just ends with, it doesn't matter how we talk.
	We're all just wonderful people at the end of the day who need love.
	Yeah, that's some serious gay shit on both levels.
	But anyways, I wanted to also tell you about something that I read in the book as well and that you can do some Wikipedia research on is the different kinds of models throughout history of homosexuality.
	And one of them is the Greek model where basically people like Aristotle and Socrates or whatever, they have their wife and kids and stuff, but then they'd have a squire they'd bring around and just fuck on the side.
	They'd just go to their little like bro orgies and then just go back to their family.
	And it was basically a training ritual until the squires were old enough to get their own young pre-Tubescent boys to start fucking.
	And they'd have a family too.
	So there's that.
	Also, there's the Sambia tribe in Papua New Guinea.
	And you and Ryan may want to try this strategy out.
	But what they would do is they would feed semen to the young warriors in the tribe.
	The young boys would have to fallate the elders because they believed ingesting semen made them stronger.
	And so they do that up until they were marriable age.
	God.
	So they do that until they were marriable age, and then they'd cut it off completely because if you were still sucking dicks when you were married, then you were considered a freak, even more so, I guess, in the tribe.
	So even they've got their limits.
	So I don't get the point here.
	Are you trying to prove to me that gay is learned?
	Yeah, it's much more environmental.
	You always say that it's like 95-5, 95% nature, 5% nurture.
	If you look at most of the research, it's closer to like 50-50, 40-60.
	And it's not even necessarily nurture.
	A lot more of it is environmental factors.
	There's studies that show people who have more gay friends have a higher tendency to be gay.
	Same thing goes with trans.
	There was that study from Harvard about rapid onset gender dysphoria, where the more trans friends you had, the more likely you would then claim to be trans.
	Yeah, I have to.
	I have some bad news for you.
	If you're this interested in gays and what makes you gay, I think you may be a fag.
	Actually, I'm married and I have a kid.
	Actually, I had the kid thanks to you.
	You convinced me to have a baby with my wife.
	I was going to wait until like a few more years and I was like, you know what?
	Fuck it.
	Gavin's convinced me.
	So I'm not gay.
	So I got you there.
	But also, I'd recommend you check out the Library of Hate Facts.
	It's got a lot of great stats on how gays are mentally ill-straits.
	And it also has a bunch of great stats as to how Muslim is just scum of the earth.
	Horribleness.
	Okay, well, thank you very much for your recommendations.
	Be sure to check them out.
	I just think, like, the gay people that I know, I just, that have, like this couple, Johnny and Roswell, they were the ones actually that had that seance box that we couldn't figure out where it was made.
	I just think, okay, so we take Johnny and Roswell.
	They've been together for like 12 years, madly in love, right?
	And I go, no, Johnny, you go with this woman, Veronica, and Roswell, you go with Pam.
	It's not going to happen.
	It doesn't seem, it would be as incongruous as like, I don't know, taking a dog and putting it in a room with an elephant.
	Like, they'd be miserable.
	Everyone would be miserable.
	And it's fucking unethical to waste a woman's time with a silly experiment like that.
	We're going back to Diddy's Card.
	Discord.
	All right, next up, we've got Gucci Baby.
	Just a quick disclaimer.
	This Discord has a strict no-anime policy.
	We believe that's degenerate and gross.
	Just wanted to point that out there.
	There you have.
	Hey, man.
	So at the moment, I'm kind of like a bit sort of torn between getting really involved in sort of the current punk scene in the UK.
	There's a band that's really sort of making waves called Idols.
	Do you know them?
	Nope.
	So at the moment, they're sort of getting in a bit of beef with Sleaford Mods.
	But admittedly, they sound really, really good.
	They've got a really good sound.
	Please don't tell me that this beef is like Sleaford Mods calling them racist or some dumb shit.
	No, no, no.
	It's calling them they are sort of taking advantage of like working class values.
	So they're pretending to be working class when actually they're sort of middle class, quite privileged kind of guys.
	And Sleaford Mods own the copyright to working class.
	Well, they are legitimately working class.
	So, but anyway, the point I'm trying to make is that idols are like, they sound really good, but they come with this whole baggage of like, we're so anti-toxic masculinity and we're all like socialism and we're all this and this.
	So what I'm trying to, my question is kind of like, how do you kind of separate the sort of art from the artist when you actually really enjoy the music?
	I mean, when I was a teenager, I loved Rage Against the Machine, but I can't, I mean, admittedly now they sound fucking trash, but I can't separate that sort of like extreme politics from something that's actually quite good.
	Yeah, it's a real challenge.
	You know, I have trouble listening to Rager Against the Machine's new band, Prophets of Rage, because they blow my head up in their videos.
	But, you know, and it's annoying because these actors keep ruining their movies.
	Like, Will Farrell will come out talking about racism or something, and you just go, oh, great, now I can't laugh at you again.
	But then you think, well, why am I depriving myself of all this entertainment just because some retard doesn't understand how the world works?
	I don't know.
	You sound like you're embarking on a journey.
	You're just going to go listen to some fucking songs.
	If it gets on your nerves that these guys are anti-toxic masculinity, then I would stop listening to them.
	Thank you for your call.
	It's like we squeezed him out of a door or something.
	Wait, can we check this out real quick?
	This is before we get to another call?
	I think this is the part of that trip.
	Chick was child.
	Boo was sweetheart.
	Bae was babe.
	Brew was brother.
	Deuce's men get lost.
	Have you watched this documentary?
	No, no, not yet.
	Then what the fuck are you doing, you fucking moron?
	This is just him reading the thing.
	That's not the part, Ryan.
	No, he reads their texts and stuff.
	Oh.
	Because what he said was decoding the hood speak.
	Right.
	So when he reads the hood speak, he says, yo, what's up, bae?
	This is just him learning the words.
	All right.
	Callers, callers, callers.
	Hey, Johnny, you are up.
	Hey, what's up, Kevin?
	Hey, man.
	Okay.
	So I just recently read your book, and I thought it was great.
	Now, you did say on your last podcast, you said that when the blackout happened in 2003, you were running around naked with your buddy.
	And you said in the last podcast that it was you that jumped and mooned the fire hydrant.
	But in the book, you said your buddy did it.
	No, that's not true.
	You're going to have to go back and double check that.
	Oh, anyway, my question was about the Industrial Revolution.
	Now, you say that the Scots invented the modern world, and you say, in particular, that they turned the steam engine on the side.
	Are you talking about James Watt?
	Is that the guy from Lead Hills, Scotland?
	James Watt is like a famous Scottish guy who proved upon the steam engine.
	Yeah, I think that's him.
	Okay, James Watt, I don't think he put the steam engine on its side.
	What he did was he made it so that, so first of all, the steam engine could just go up and down.
	But what he did was he made it into rotary motion, which meant it could move machines.
	And he also made it so that it was double acting.
	So it didn't just gain power on the upstroke of the piston.
	It also gained power on the downstroke.
	And that made it like 10 times more efficient.
	Also, like move the boiler to the outside of it and stuff.
	But I don't think turning it on its side really did anything.
	Right.
	You're being much more specific, and I appreciate that.
	All right.
	Thank you for your call.
	All right.
	Next one.
	All right, London, you are up.
	Hey, Gab, first time caller to the fag zone.
	I was just calling about a question about Blue Chew.
	So I'm a big supporter of the show.
	And I tried it.
	I ordered it and tried it the other night, and it did work as advertised.
	Like you said, I had a, you know, I had a big heart on.
	A boner.
	Did you need it?
	Or you just thought, I'm going to get an extra boost.
	Yeah, I'm getting older and like, you know, it helps.
	It doesn't hurt.
	And the wife's pregnant right now.
	So it's like, you need that little extra boost, right?
	Anyways, tried it, and it felt really good.
	So I was trying your Kevin Spacey trick, right?
	The weird part was, is I pictured your face, right?
	And then instead of lasting longer, I actually like came really violently.
	Oh, okay.
	so that means that we should probably fuck.
	And I was just like, does anyone else have that experience or is that just me from...
	I think that we should be together.
	Thank you for your call.
	That was really funny.
	Maybe doing these drawings, I'm not as attentive as I should be.
	And that's making the calls worse.
	Or maybe the calls just suck.
	All right.
	Evan, you are up.
	G-Dog, what's up?
	Yo, dog.
	A quick suggestion, and then I've got a would you rather?
	Do I remember you mentioning that you bought a can crusher at some point recently?
	Nope.
	All right.
	Never mind.
	My suggestion's out the window.
	Would you rather date a woman and she has to be someone that you show off to your friends?
	Would you rather date a woman who has one tit or three tits?
	Hmm.
	Rocking low-cut tops.
	You have to build her up.
	You know, she's built up her self-esteem in the relationship.
	So she's wearing low-cut tops.
	Your friends see her.
	I think I would probably go with one tit.
	What?
	I mean, lots of women have one tit in this society.
	They have breast cancer.
	No women have three tits.
	So you're like, would you rather be unfortunate or a complete fucking intergalactic freak from True Lies or whatever that movie was?
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	But thank you for your call.
	What was that movie that did that?
	Total Recall.
	Total Recall.
	But couldn't you remove the third tit?
	Can't build a tit.
	How do you remove a tit?
	You just cut that shit off, just the way they do a masectomy.
	Vasectomy?
	Masectomy.
	But then she'll have a tit here and a tit here in this weird hole.
	Move them over or something.
	Next call.
	And that's not the quiz, Ryan.
	You can't start physically altering people.
	That's like saying, Would you date a chick with a big nose?
	And then you go, I'll just give her a nose job.
	That's cheating.
	That's true.
	Lucas, you are up.
	Hey, what's up, gays?
	I mean, guys, guys.
	I'm not gay.
	Ryan is gay.
	I am not.
	Right, right.
	Okay, a misunderstanding here.
	Well, I'll get right to it.
	I have three gross babes for you guys.
	I think these are quality.
	I sent actually Ryan a message, a private message on Discord if you want to access it a little quicker.
	The first one is Ashley.
	Her Instagram is Best Dressed.
	She's kind of a fashion girl recently in New York.
	The second is this up-and-coming British songwriter who actually is a very talented, I think a very talented songwriter.
	Her name is B, B A B E A and she goes by B Badu B. She's pretty cool.
	And the third and last one is Beckett Allen.
	That's also her Instagram name, and that's Woody Allen's daughter with her daughter, his biological daughter he had with Sunyi Prevan.
	I think these are pretty quality.
	they're not like, you know, model type.
	Okay, well, thank you for your tips.
	Let's assess.
	All right.
	Thanks, man.
	You guys have a good one.
	You too.
	All right.
	What do we got here?
	So this is aka best dressed.
	No, this is not Alan.
	Oh, okay.
	So they're all, I guess they're all going to be rice balls.
	Let's click on a picture.
	Kind of a weird, cool, weird face.
	She looks classy, too.
	Well-dressed.
	It's funny how so many half-Asians look exactly the same.
	Yeah.
	Like a Polish mix.
	All right, we're going to give this high sevens.
	Great stuff.
	Maybe even an eight.
	Of course, you're seeing at her very, very best.
	What do we got next?
	Now, this is Beba Baba Doo.
	Oh, they're all ricey.
	Yeah, this guy's obviously a yellow fever man.
	that's my guitar She's too Asian.
	She's got the freckles.
	He's got that weird tie nose.
	Go down more?
	Oh.
	Two tie.
	Two tie.
	I'm going to go with 6.9.
	This is the daughter of Woody Allen.
	Okay, careful before we like her.
	Let's make sure she's an adult.
	Is she?
	Let me look at her.
	Should I Google her age?
	I don't mean cool, but chill.
	Interesting.
	She's 19 years old.
	Okay, that's fair game.
	All right.
	Here's one.
	I mean, Yeah, dude.
	I mean, what's the big deal here?
	Thanks for showing us your taste.
	That's one of the anime boys in Discord, isn't it?
	Okay, who's next?
	Go ahead.
	Thanks for your comments.
	Next up is Camelot.
	Hi, Camelot.
	Hey.
	Hey, I've got a suggestion that I actually think y'all will like because it's two of your ideas combined, Gav.
	Oh, good.
	So it's combining a Rebel video that you did for the 14 disparate groups on the right and the idea that there are no such thing as disagreements.
	And if you lock two people in the same room, it's just one guy with more information and one guy with less.
	I thought, why don't you just revive free speech, but do like the disagreements that are on the right?
	Like have Ann Coulter on with somebody that's anti, that's pro-immigration or have like Owen Benjamin about the JQ along with like somebody like Michael Malice who is a Jew, like just stuff like that within the right, because they tend to be much more informed and they also don't speak like pussies all the time where they can't get out a sentence without doing all this.
	That's a good idea.
	I actually did try to get some Jews in a room with Owen Benjamin and they said, no, he's too far gone.
	I don't agree with that, but that's the reaction I got.
	It's not easy to assemble people.
	I figured it'd probably be a little bit easier with the guys on the right because you actually have relationships with them rather than baiting liberals with 10 grand to just have them fall out at the last minute because of image issues.
	Yeah, you're right.
	You're right.
	But like, I don't know.
	I sit here, I research for the show for a few hours.
	Then the show goes exactly how I want it to go.
	And I'm really happy with the end result.
	Corralling people, I'm still going to do it.
	I'm not giving up.
	And I'm probably going to do what you're saying.
	Focus more on like, you know, Ezra Levant versus Pap Buchanan would be great talking about Israel.
	But for now, I just get so much more bang for my buck of just doing a show myself.
	Right.
	But thank you for your call, and we will take heed.
	I'm going to go back to the calls for a little bit.
	One second.
	Take warning, take warning.
	Bam, bam, bam.
	All right.
	Hello, hello.
	Hello, hello.
	Hey, dudes.
	Hello.
	Can I ask us something?
	Do you hear a tone or something like that when we answer your call?
	Yeah, I do.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	So it's like you know that you're on.
	Like it's like a psh.
	Yeah.
	No, it's a little beep.
	Okay, cool.
	All right.
	Thank you.
	Yeah.
	So, you know, I have a little thing that I do when I rate women on a scale of one to ten.
	You know, it's not just so easy to just, you know, whatever you see online and you see how, you know, a lot of times you're seeing their best pictures.
	So the trick I use is picture them bald.
	Oh, that's a good one.
	If you can picture them bald and they're still pretty, then they still deserve your initial score.
	But anybody, you can't give somebody a score over an 8.5 if when you picture them bald, they're still not hot.
	So a good example is like Natalie Portman, when she shaved her hair for that movie, she was still pretty good looking.
	Yeah.
	Even bald.
	I bet Beyoncé with no makeup bald would be hideous.
	Yes.
	Perfect example.
	Exactly.
	Yeah, she's still a smoke show.
	All right.
	Thanks for your call.
	That's a handy trick.
	That's a very simple too.
	That works too.
	Okay.
	Do you want to hear that?
	Nope.
	All right.
	We got Blake.
	What's going on, man?
	Yo.
	How's it going?
	Good.
	How are you today?
	I'm good, dude.
	Hey, so I had a fucking concept here.
	You know, Johnny Knoxville, how he fucking dresses up like old people and fucking, you know, goes into construction sites and fucking takes the shit and stuff?
	Yep.
	You know that video that you fucking showed earlier where that dude was like beating the shit out of old people?
	Uh-huh.
	Yeah, it'd be fucking great, like, if I dressed up like a fucking old guy and that guy wasn't arrested and I fucking kicked his ass.
	That's a great idea.
	I would love that shit.
	Wouldn't that be good?
	It's funny.
	Everyone I show that video to, that is the first thing they say is like, I would love to run into that fucking guy.
	You never know.
	Oh, dude, because like he's such a pussy.
	Like, oh, yeah, I'm a badass.
	Like, I'm here.
	I'm a black guy.
	I'm fucking beating up old dudes.
	And, you know, like, yeah, dude, like, you're a fucking bitch.
	Like, how about I teach you about fucking violence?
	You know what I'm saying?
	Yeah, it would be great to get him, but you never will.
	And I wouldn't be surprised if the courts don't really get him either.
	He pleads insanity, and this case just quietly goes away.
	Well, no, they won't.
	They fucking won't, dude.
	That's the shitty thing about it.
	Like, if it was a white guy going into a fucking place like where there were a bunch of black people in a fucking nursing home and he was kicking their ass, like, oh, you know, they would immediately go to white supremacy.
	And if he tried to claim insanity, they'd be like, oh, he's just a white supremacist.
	And it would be Trump's fault in the end.
	You know what I mean?
	Like, fuck that shit.
	Yeah, I think James Fields, the Charlottesville dude, I think he is suffering from mental illness.
	I think he's severely autistic.
	Yeah, dude.
	It's so fucking sad.
	Well, and then my other point, too, and I'll make it quick, but I thought about today, like, do you think that we could infiltrate the left?
	You know, could we be like, like, you know, like fake players in the left?
	Like, because it's so easy for us to show up and be like, hey, I'm all about fucking trans rights and all that shit.
	Like, they don't have original ideas.
	Like, it would be really hard for a leftist to come to our side and be like, hey, I'm a right-winger.
	And then we would ask, like, okay, like, what's your stance on, you know, like gay rights?
	Like, it would be really hard for them to fucking have the right answer because we're so diverse.
	And they claim to be about diversity and they're fucking not, you know?
	Yeah, I know Project Veritas did some infiltration of Antifa.
	Steven Crowder obviously did it.
	Lucy Brown has been doing it quite a bit.
	It takes time and I did it with Veritas.
	I went into Black Lives Matter and, God, it was so boring.
	They're so daring.
	They're so cunty.
	They're so fucking cunty.
	Like, they're entirely so full of shit that, like, when you talk to Alexis and they're like, well, okay, so I work with this guy, and I'll make this quick again, but I work with this guy, and he talked about fucking Bernie Sanders' fucking tax plan.
	And he was like, wouldn't you like to save more of your paycheck?
	And I was like, bitch, they already fucking steal from me.
	What are you talking about?
	Yeah, I'm sure my paycheck's going to be good.
	Yeah, then that's already taking place.
	You fucking retard.
	Like, I'm, yeah, I'm fucking over it, man.
	But yeah, I'll let the next caller go on.
	I fucking appreciate your time there.
	Fuck.
	Right on, fuck.
	Later days.
	All right, we'll take one more call, then go to the Discord.
	Tony.
	Hi.
	I'm so happy I got on.
	I was waiting, waiting.
	So, hi, Gavin.
	Hi, Ryan.
	I want to say quick, Gavin, I think you're a very morally courageous person.
	Oh, thanks.
	I've called before, and I've never said that, but I think what you've been through, I don't know anybody else who's taken as much abuse as you have, and you keep on fighting.
	And I say a good example to my son who's 16, I said, this is what America is about, is this kind of fight.
	And it's, well, anyway, I want to move on.
	I've got to go.
	Well, we're really in the fray right now with this opening up America again.
	I mean, this is America's chance to show their balls and get out there.
	And that gym in Camden, New Jersey, where people are getting arrested to go to the gym and getting threatened with six months.
	You need to go to that gym.
	That gym's got to stay open.
	That's crazy.
	So really quick, I got two comments.
	I heard you had hemorrhoids, and I just wanted to suggest a tried and true cure is decetin.
	And you've had kids, so you know what Decetin is.
	It's like 40% fish oil.
	It's amazing.
	So use that for a week, and I don't think you'll have hemorrhoids anymore.
	And the other thing is if you still have your Wednesday nights with your wife, I know this is really tough during quarantine.
	My hump day Wednesdays has not happened since quarantine.
	Okay.
	Yeah, no, it's quiet.
	You have to get the kids away from your wife.
	There has to be a separation because you can't nurture and then be a seductress.
	It's just never going to happen.
	There has to be a separation.
	So you've got to create spa day at home.
	So you've got to get the kids away, cook them dinner, guard the door, get them away from her so she has a separation.
	Because you can't be a nurturer.
	They're two inconsistent things.
	So you've got to get the kids away from your wife, cook dinner, clean up, let her watch Netflix by herself, create spa day, put nice shampoos or whatever in her bathroom, but don't tell her that you're doing that and get the kids away.
	And also, you know, it's really chore play.
	Chore play is like, that's like, that is the greatest aphrodisiac for a woman.
	Yeah, I did all the dishes tonight.
	I'd clean up the kitchen tonight.
	The problem is I like my son to play these video games with his friends because he's yelling and screaming and socializing and that's healthy for him.
	But the youngest boy can't sleep if someone's screaming on Fortnite.
	So he sleeps in our bed, the youngest boy, after she reads him a story.
	So when are we alone?
	Unless she wants to stay up late and party with me, which has happened a few times.
	I don't really like drunk lays.
	You can't feel as much.
	No, you've got to do stuff earlier in the day, and then you've got to not do this at nighttime.
	But you've got to guard the door and you've got to give her her own time, but you've got to get the kids away and own own space, like that separation.
	Then think of stuff during the day, but the greatest thing is to like, you get, like, kids have to go to you and not to her.
	Yeah, I got you.
	You can't be in mommy mode.
	So, well, thank you very much.
	Thanks for calling.
	Appreciate it.
	Yeah, but in quarantine, it's just getting all three kids away.
	Like one could be at a friend's house.
	One could be playing basketball.
	Then I'm stuck with one fucking bastard.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	All right, we got the diss.
	But she makes a great point.
	Like, it's not sexy to be a nurturer, a mom.
	So she's like feeding some her baby Cheerios and stroking him on the head and saying, you're so cute.
	And then I'm like, hey, what about a BJ downstairs?
	I'm a mommy.
	I'm not a whore.
	And it's like you just got off of work.
	You're like, I'm a little beat.
	Yeah.
	I always wonder those stay-at-home dads when she comes home after a brutal day and she does a proposal and he's just there.
	And she talks about short play, but with stay-at-home dads, it can't be the same.
	He's there in his track pants.
	Hi, honey.
	How was your day?
	Horny?
	No.
	Yeah, no.
	Yeah, I'm not fucking you.
	All right.
	Stay-at-home dads do not get stay-at-home blowjobs.
	We got the Discord.
	All right.
	Taz, you are up.
	Hey, did you guys see that Trump tried to pull funding from Michigan for doing bail imbalance?
	And then immediately after the dams all started breaking in there in the state?
	The dams started breaking in the state?
	You mean like more people opening up?
	No, I mean like literally dams breaking and flooding people out of their homes.
	Oh, that's an interesting.
	I saw the flooding.
	I didn't hear about the threaten to pull funding, but that's fucked up.
	Yeah, it was immediately before she said she was doing mail-in voting, and then Trump threatened to pull funding.
	And then the next day, dams start breaking, and the media is asking, do you really think it's a good time to pull funding from the state?
	Because dams are breaking.
	That's fucked up.
	That's sort of like that gym that I was just talking about in Camden, where right after the governor chastised them for opening, their toilets started exploding and backing up with sewage.
	I mean, we've seen politicians do this.
	We've seen politicians do this before, right?
	Remember the Chris Christie bridge where he enforced a traffic jam?
	And the bridge collapsed or something?
	No, no, no.
	He started doing construction on a bridge in New Jersey because this certain district was fucking with him and he wanted to punish them by making them have to wait in traffic.
	Ah, I see.
	Yeah, but if you pull up that governor, they're talking about her being the VP with Biden, but she's kind of odd looking.
	And I don't know.
	Last time we spoke, you thought it was Camilla Harris, but I haven't seen any momentum behind her.
	It's kind of weird they haven't kicked a VP yet.
	I know it's weird.
	And they seem to be pushing for Stacey Abrams, who, as Jim Goad points out, looks exactly like that monster from Godzilla, the one who's a turtle.
	Ryan's going pee because he drinks water like a woman, so he can't pull it.
	There's a Mark Dice video of her on like a Zoom chat with Biden, and she thinks he's going to pick her for a VP, and then he doesn't, and she gets all pissy looking.
	She writes erotica.
	She writes porn.
	She had a whole career writing 50 Shades of Gray books.
	Gamera, that's the name of the monster.
	She looks like Gamera.
	Yeah, she's disgusting.
	I don't think she's going to be the pig.
	There's no way.
	Yeah.
	Okay, well, thanks for coming.
	Cheers, guys.
	Love y'all.
	Take care.
	All right.
	Our last call is Brendan.
	Hey, hi.
	Good.
	How are you doing?
	Yeah, good.
	I just wanted to mention, I just sent an email to mailbag at center.tv.
	I know that you're really like, obviously, keen on a good viral sort of fight video or drunken fight video.
	There's nothing quite like, I feel, the animosity of a drunken Aboriginal in Australia.
	And I live in the city in Adelaide, and I got a video of this Aboriginal guy.
	I sent it over.
	It's just so fucking funny.
	It'd be so good if you showed it of this guy.
	I'm surprised they have any kind of spunk.
	They seem very lethargic.
	No, good point.
	Some of them are.
	When they're not completely dead, destroyed, drunk, they're very angry and very agitated.
	None of them can fight.
	None of them can even really move properly.
	I think if you just one little, but the thing is, you would hit them and they just don't go down.
	They just take it like an animal, pretty much.
	High threshold.
	All right, let's pull it up.
	You got it, Ryan?
	Pull pull up this video.
	Yeah, what is that?
	He says he sent it to you?
	Yeah, what is the...
	So I emailed it to mailbag at censor.tv, and the subject is Aussie Aboriginal tells me to fuck off.
	Thanks for your call.
	That's a great last quote because we like to end it with a fight.
	All right, cool.
	We're going to mute you guys.
	and here we go Hey, what are you doing?
	That's it?
	That's that?
	See, there's one.
	Yeah.
	That's it.
	You're kidding.
	That wasn't a fight, exactly.
	No, we can't end the show with...
	I feel like that traitor show on Howard Stern where they swap meet, whatever it's called, swap shop, where they call in and waste the guy's time.
	Is this a prank?
	Unmute Discord.
	All right.
	Was that a prank, guys?
	I don't get it.
	No, no, no, this isn't a prank.
	I was just saying there is nothing like it.
	I was going to follow up afterwards and say, so I saw this guy and it was just, I don't know how you guys didn't find out fucking.
	Did you turn the sound on there?
	Because I'm not even watching it.
	Wait, you said it's an Aboriginal fight.
	This is like some old white bum on the street.
	No, I didn't send you an Aboriginal fight.
	I was telling you, I sent you a video about, but I was telling you about how funny Aborigines are with their fight.
	But look, sorry, that wasn't related.
	But what I was going to say was you need to go to this Instagram account called Brown Cardigan, right?
	it is just like an Australian person runs it.
	And it's just a compilation of just...
	Hold on a second.
	So you called and said Aboriginals are crazy fighters, especially when they really lose their temper.
	And then you send us a video of someone yelling at a bum and the bum going, ah.
	I was describing the Aboriginal, and then I have a video of me just filming this Abbo guy, and he's telling me to fuck off.
	He didn't see Aboriginal.
	He seemed really white.
	I wasn't sending you a fight.
	No, I was just describing the fight.
	Oh, fuck.
	You wasted our time.
	Hey, guys, ban this dude.
	What a total fucking waste of time.
	Jesus Christ.
	Discord, we got a screen calls a little better.
	Someone calls at talking about how aboriginals fight.
	And then he shows the most boring uses.
	If I went at a bum and he went, fuck off.
	I wouldn't send it to anyone.
	I might show my wife if we were sitting on the couch bored to tears.
	I might go, there's a bum I yelled at.
	But to make it the end of our show, fuck you.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.

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