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May 15, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #47 | KAREN DICTATORSHIP (Part 1)

We are living in an American where Big Brother doesn’t have to show up for work. We voluntarily film everyone’s transgressions and call the police as each one happens. How did we get here?

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That was a challenge.
Had enough of that song.
You wanted to trip me up?
No, I didn't want to trip you up, Brian.
I had enough of that song.
I was raped to that song.
Did you know that?
I'm sorry.
No, I didn't.
I never mentioned that before.
My bad.
You know why?
Because I'm not a Me Too whiner.
70% of my rapes have been secrets.
It's terrible.
Well, I'm here if you ever want to talk about it, I'm here.
Do you like my new?
Are these glasses too big?
I just got new glasses.
They seem, they're the original Wayfarers.
The original Wayfarers are much more intense, much more buddy-holly than the modern ones.
I like just like Buddy Holly.
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Things can go wrong.
And for us married guys, it's nice to remember what it was like when you were 14 when you literally had a piece of wood down there.
So if you're married, it's good to relive your adolescence.
And if you're single and in your, you know, late teens, early 20s, it's nice to have an insurance policy in case you get Eva Mendez home and you've been doing Coke and drinking all night and you're wasted.
By the way, did you make me my fucking You Have Hurt Me Today thing?
No.
Why not?
That has hurt you.
Why are you so incapable?
Why do I have to tell you things 10 times, literally 10 times?
Why didn't you make it?
Because it felt like it's going to be more of a, instead of a cut and clip thing, because the music, I want to delete the music from it.
There's a way to do it.
You said that last time.
That was your shitty excuse last time.
You have the shittiest excuses in the world.
Hey, man, why didn't you get that thing?
Oh, because I was trying to wait for a day where it was going to rain.
So it'd be like rainy out.
It's not a bad thing.
Make it right now.
I could do that.
When did you get this?
We can't show it, though, right?
Oh, yeah, we can't.
We're limited.
You have hurt me today.
We're avoiding COVID-19 talk.
I think it's boring.
You guys have been watching it all day.
Every single other place where you get your information from is doing it.
I would like to talk about this book I was looking at.
My wife just bought this book.
Beautiful cover.
Fun little glittery cover, Sex Pistols.
This is one of the shittiest books I've ever had my wife waste my money on.
It is so fucking terrible.
It reminds me of these guys who happen to be around in the late 70s who have dumb shit like access to some sex pistols tickets.
What?
And then they just print them here.
Yeah.
Can I buy this?
These are probably 200 bucks online.
Look at this shit.
And then the coffee table book is just a contact sheet from a concert.
There's Steve Jones.
There's Johnny Rotten.
There's Sid Vicious.
Got it?
You get it?
They show the contact sheet and then they show the shit.
Now here's what's particularly frustrating about this.
This gig, it's called Sex Pistols, The End Is Near, 25, 12, 77, the 25th of December.
They played on Christmas Day in Huddersfield, which is in West Yorkshire.
It's near Manchester, Northern England, a Forgotten Town.
No one gives a shit about Huddersfield.
It's a working class town.
And none of this is captured in the book.
This book is just pictures of their gig.
There's like 90 of these.
Johnny Rontan singing.
90 of these.
What the fuck is this shit?
Huddersfield was an incredible event in rock and roll history.
So the Sex Pistols were a punk band.
And there was the Clash, there was The Dam, there was tons of punk bands.
It's not interesting.
There was the Stranglers.
I like when your buttons come through your jacket.
But the Sex Pistols were on Bill Grundy.
And instead of focusing on the Valentine's clip for right now, maybe find the Sex Pistols on Bill Grundy, which we probably can't show.
Although, who's suing us?
I was thinking about that.
Like, what if we had Girl Talk as the intro song?
Who's going to prevent us from playing mashups?
The individual artists?
Anyway, we all know the story, right?
We should probably make a censored TV t-shirt about it.
But they were on Bill Grundy, and he was drunk.
Bill was, as I am now.
And he was flirting with the women, including Susie Sue of Susie and the Banshees.
She hadn't created that.
They were with a group called the Bromley Contingent.
And they're from Bromley, which is like the Westchester of New York, like a rich middle-class suburb.
There's Glenn Matlock, pre-Sid Vicious.
Anyway, they were annoyed that Bill was flirting with the girls he was with.
And Steve Jones said, you totally.
Look at that swastika, by the way.
Can you imagine how unacceptable that is today?
How do we become more uptight since 1977?
So Steve Jones goes, you dirty old man, you dirty fucking raw.
So he said fuck on TV, which had never been done before in the history of the world.
And the swastika wasn't a big deal, but the fuck was a huge deal.
What about that shirt where he's wearing a tit shirt?
That was not a big deal.
Really?
Jim Goad's theory is he goes, he criticizes me.
He says, Gavin, you think that we've been getting more uptight?
The uptight has just changed.
So swastika and boobies was okay, but fuck was bad.
Now fuck is okay, and swastika and boobies are bad.
It's a valid theory.
Valid theory.
What were you saying?
Go back?
What about you girls behind?
Are you uh are you worried or are you just enjoying yourself?
Enjoying myself.
Are you?
Yeah, that's what I thought she would do.
That's Susie Sue.
Did you really?
Before she was Susie Sue.
And he said, oh, my boy, we'll meet after.
We'll meet after it, shall we?
You dirty son.
You dirty son.
Steve Company.
You're dirty, old man.
He was talking to a drunk as you would a drunk in a pub.
Exactly.
And he just topped him.
Tony Rotten is the most sincere person in the history of pub culture.
That's exactly what it is.
And every time I talk about Ann Coulter, people say, does she mean what she says or is she just saying that for shock value?
Like, 100% of the time.
And I say, no, she just talks in public on TV in interviews the way we all talk in pubs.
And that's what the Sex Pistols were doing there.
Anyway, that was a major turning point in the band's history.
And they became pariahs after that.
Just like me and that talk I did on October 12th.
I did a comedy show at Manhattan's Republican Club on October 12th, 2018 now.
And that was converted into this like, und vanaja, Jean van Schnove, Hitler speech.
And the fight that ensued after that, which was Antifa picking a fight and Proud Boy saying, yes, please, Mutual Combat, became like this, the media turned it into this, the beginning of World War IV.
And the judge himself at the trial said, this reminds me of Europe in the 1930s.
So the narrative can become so powerful that people don't question it.
And that's what the SPLC has been feeding on since 1968, 1972, since I was born, basically.
And they did that with the Sex Pistols.
So they said, after that day, they were like a normal rock and roll punk band.
There's a new kind of rock and roll called punk.
But after that Bill Grundy thing, the establishment, the media, Bill Grundy was a well-established show.
It was like 60 Minutes.
So they decided, all right, these guys are persona non-grata starting today.
And then they became absolute fucking monsters.
And I talked to, I left England when I was five.
But I know guys who were there two years later in 77, right?
And we would talk about it.
And like the Clash were a band.
Other bands were bands.
The damned were a band.
Kids in Britain were scared of the Sex Pistols.
They were going to come and kill you in your sleep.
Johnny Rotten was like the boogeyman.
And they had brainwashed Britain into thinking these guys are evil.
So when the Sex Pistols announced a tour, as they did in 77, no one would have them.
And they were canceled left and right.
Just like I was canceled from Australia, just like I was canceled from Berkeley, a million different gigs, just like Anne Coulter's canceled on a regular basis.
But in this shit town, and I don't mean to shit on it, you know, it's like saying a dive bar.
Yeah, it's a dive, but you love it there.
Huddersfield is a shit town, but it's a beautiful shit town that I love.
So when Huddersfield, Huddersfield had a strike, the firemen there were on strike and they went broke.
And Huddersfield said, hey, we need a band to do a benefit for us.
And we have this venue on Christmas Day.
And everyone said, go fuck yourself.
I'm not going to go there.
The Sex Pistols said, we'll do it.
No one likes us.
Will you take us?
And they said, yeah.
So the Sex Bistles did a show, a benefit for the firemen of Huddersfield on December 25th on Christmas Day.
And in this working-class town, they had two concerts.
They did one at lunch where kids got free cake and got to have fun.
And the Sex Bistles did a set where they took the swear words out of their songs.
Another consultancy F this and F that.
F it all the effing effing black.
Yeah, there it is.
So they did two shows.
They had one show for kids, and then they did a night show where they played to punks.
And you weren't really punk back then.
In 1977, punk was like wearing your pajamas in the day.
Having a top hat on and no shirt was punk.
None of this is in this shitty book, by the way.
Kevin Cummins.
All you did was publish a contact sheet.
I'm sick of this shit.
I was there.
I did a coffee table book of my shoes.
You can see them.
Fuck off.
Show is the kids.
Sid Vicious and Johnny Rotten were partying with little kids.
They were feeding them cake.
And then the kids started messing with Sid, smushing his face with cake and smushing Johnny Roton's face with cake.
And they were laughing their heads off.
These guys are made up to be the biggest villains in the world, the most serious ogres.
They're going to kill you in your sleep.
Some ballsy kid in Huddersfield says, oh, we're going to do a benefit with them.
And they show up.
They show up with the kids.
Go to that clip you had earlier because that clip, that shitty, grainy BBC special has everything that should be in it.
So that's the night.
That was what, Catwoman?
But if you go back earlier, you can see the day.
What are you doing?
Maybe this isn't.
Did I send you this clip?
Find the clip I sent you.
Pee Wee Herman brings time.
Everyone was in such a great mood.
There we go.
So he was happy.
None of this is in this coffee table book my wife spent probably 30 bucks on.
I didn't really know rock stars, but I thought they might turn up and disappear.
But it was stunning.
That's the guy who set it up.
His hat was passed around.
This lovely sort of straw hat.
Sid was outstanding.
He came up to me and asked me a couple of questions.
One of the things he wanted a handkerchief.
There were these handkerchiefs that were being dished out.
Part of the free Gannicky handkerchief.
I've still got mine.
I had a couple, and he said, Can I have one of these hangers?
You know where I can get one because they won't give me one.
So I gave him a handkerchief.
They were all talking to people and really getting involved in the whole thing.
Cutele really loved being around the kids.
Oh, stop!
Go back.
Guess who that fucking is?
They were all talking to people.
And keep going.
A little bit more.
There.
Guess who that is?
I'll blow you.
I'll go back to your house that you call the fag zone, and I will blow you in the fag zone if you can name who is.
It's not called the fag zone, but I will guess.
Not because I want the prize, just because I want the accolades.
That's she's from SNL.
Oh, no, she's from.
Gilda Radner?
She's Gaylord.
In the background, I'm talking about, not in the foreground.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, Jesus.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You're so gay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, gee.
Oh, God, no.
Oh, Jesus.
Is he an American?
Okay, you lost.
Johnny Ramon.
Chrissy Hind from The Pretenders.
Chrissy Hind was living in London at the time.
She taught Sid Vicious to play bass.
And you know, the middle of the road.
She was there.
She was at that concert.
Sucks when you go.
Oh, there she is.
Chrissy Hind and Sid Vicious were almost married.
Oh, I never knew that.
Okay, go back to the video, though.
Like, how did this shithead photographer miss out on all of this?
Where's Johnny Rotten getting a cake rubbed in his face?
There's a lot of stuff there.
Flags and pistols, memorabilia.
Little kids, there was a Sex Pistols skateboard.
Kids riding around on them.
No Christmas.
Nothing.
So we put all that on.
Flooded the place with Kate.
Look at that little kid.
He's eating a Sex Pistol skate.
The cake was something I'll never forget.
It was massive.
John came out and cut it and was dishing out place to piece.
And you know what I love about this concert, this benefit on Christmas Day, is that it was working-class people in a small town rejecting the narrative of the country.
They were saying, fuck you to London.
This is the thing, too, like with the Confederate flag in upstate New York.
People go, oh, you advocate slavery?
No, when you see a Confederate flag in upstate New York, it means I don't like Manhattan.
I don't listen to New York City.
Fuck New York City.
I'm a New York State resident.
I'm not a New York City resident.
That's the guy.
I don't know.
I see it as a real, no, stay on it.
I see it as a real important event in pop culture history.
I was supposed to all this stuff, everything from badges to a skateboard.
How I got a skateboard, a sex pistols give it, I will never know, but I came back with a skateboard.
It is Merry Christmas!
Everybody's having fun!
I've been asked from the day I joined the Pistols onwards to write a Christmas song.
And every year somebody comes.
I knew the guy from the Buzzcocks that dumped me because I told him he couldn't bring his pit bulls to kill my kid.
The fuck's his name?
From the Buzzcocks?
Tony.
Tony Buzzcock.
I said, What is with Johnny Rotten always talking like a sexy squirrel?
Hello?
What are you doing?
Hmm.
Well, the councils, they ban our concerts and they take our money.
I'm like, does that get tiring?
And he goes, that's who he is, mate.
Like, you'll be at his house and he'll say, hello, having a cup of tea, are we?
Would you like a sugar with that?
That's who he is.
We're not allowed to do it.
They are the main differences between...
Anything is revolution.
You know what's great about Johnny Rotten?
He didn't get stuck in punk.
He created a new thing and started a new life.
I don't need you.
How did those crazy?
That was kind of my goal after Vice.
I didn't want to be the vice guy after I left.
And I'm not.
I'm a Nazi.
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There's so much to talk about.
I almost want to be like the anti-things to talk about guy and focus on silly things like a sex pistols concert in 1977.
I guess after the paywall, we can get into it, maybe with our callers.
But ObamaGate is fascinating to me that no one is talking about it and the media is avoiding it.
Every morning I say, hey, Alexa, what's up?
In my kitchen.
And she is fucking cunt.
You have hurt me today.
There you go.
What do you mean you want to get rid of the music?
That's such a shitty line.
Ryan.
Your dad's thing, where he goes, nothing wrong with that.
Sounds like it happened at a riot.
Nothing wrong with that.
it's her stupid laughing um i don't really know what i want to talk about I have 9,000 notes.
Okay, here's one thing that's kind of controversial I want to talk about.
Are you ready for this?
Yep.
James McCarthy.
Who's that?
Paul McCartney's son.
Did I say McCarthy?
I don't remember, but it's.
Oh, that's one thing.
That's another thing I want to talk about: we live in a Karen dictatorship.
But we'll get to that in a second.
First, I want to talk about James McCarthy, McCartney.
So he is Paul McCartney's son.
Maybe you can dig up the sort of compilation of him.
I never heard of him before.
I didn't know Paul McCartney had a son.
But apparently, he is Paul McCartney's schizophrenic son.
He's mentally ill.
And when he does interviews, he's obviously heavily medicated.
So he doesn't start speaking about UFOs and jumping off the couch.
But the McCartney modus operandi for dealing with James is to deny everything.
They've denied it to themselves.
So they see him as a regular dude, just a normal guy.
Have you got it yet?
The compilation where he sucks, I don't have, but was it a decision that you had to consider quite carefully about whether to go into music, considering that you come from this musical heritage?
No, I've never thought of it like that.
I thought kind of, you know, I'm not going to be oppressed by certain things, so I'm just going to carry on and just do my own thing.
Yeah.
And so now you've, I mean, you've released music before, haven't you?
You released an EP before.
This is your first full album.
Tell us about the process of making it.
How long does it taken you?
What sort of, you obviously play so much on it.
Yeah, maybe a couple of years.
Going into different studios, you know, spending time writing the lyrics and writing the music, you know, just enjoying the moment and stuff.
Besides Hank Williams, has there ever been a son of a famous musician that hasn't sucked?
Like a Bob Dylan son?
No, it's the rarest talent in the universe.
Sean, Sean Lennon.
Sean Lennon's cool, but it's the rarest writing songs like we were talking about yesterday with Rancid.
It's the rarest gift in the universe.
So for it to pass on to your son is just not going to happen.
It's not happening.
To see the heritage there.
Your dad, of course, is Paul McCartney.
There's somebody on the credit list credited with vocals, guitar, and drums called Paul McCartney.
Is he?
Oh, he's my father.
It's so nice to have you here, James.
Thanks so much.
You like the combo of your mom and dad.
Everybody say that?
I'm not blonde, but I look like my dad.
And you sound a little bit like dad, too.
Oh, yeah, I guess a little bit.
I've got a little bit of a Liverpool inflection there somehow.
You gotta understand when someone is schizophrenic and they're on tons of pills, they seem chill.
But they're just like, they're talking like someone who's in a dentist's office.
But keep going.
To somebody that you know, let's have a quick look at this.
Okay.
Hey, Chargie.
Rock it, man.
I know you will.
Yeah.
What is this?
I think it's kissing an asshole.
Swipe power?
You're kissing a racist asshole.
But okay, here's my incredibly offensive theory.
I can't believe I'm putting on the paywall.
Is it possible that Paul McCartney fucked up his talented genes by marrying a gimp?
This is probably going to get me kicked off YouTube.
But Linda McCartney had a peg leg, right?
I don't know if that's the medical term for it, yes, but yes.
She brought her peg leg to your fag zone?
Why did she have a peg leg?
What happened there?
I could look into it.
You'll see.
Now, in Central America, in Central America, they don't like their handicapped children.
And they put them in the basement because God clearly doesn't love you if you are handicapped.
He made you shitty.
So that means he doesn't like your entire family.
If your kid is crippled, then he hates the whole McInnis clan.
So what you do is you hide your handicapped kid in the basement on a road accident.
Oh, that changes my whole thing.
Yeah.
I was going to say she was handicapped.
It was nurture, not nature.
That's pretty nurture.
Yes.
So what's his problem?
Well, that derails my whole theory drastically.
Why does he have a peg brain?
Yeah, that's a pretty bad accident when your kid comes out retarded.
I'm sorry, man.
I'm sorry, James.
But it just seems so, I guess what I was doing, and I was wrong.
We just clearly found out it was a car accident.
It just seems like I think we naturally search for some sort of reason to it.
Like the Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away.
Paul McCartney, unbelievably talented.
And then you see his wishwash son who's just like disoriented by life.
And you think, oh, is that because your wife was a gimp?
I don't know.
You want an answer to these questions.
Oh.
Anyway.
He looks like a failed clone of Paul McCartney.
Well, let me just tell you what my horrible, it's almost like racist rant was going to be.
I assumed his wife was crippled not from a car accident.
And I was going to say that maybe cripples are shittier than us.
Not a very popular theory, popular in Central America, but there is some credence to it.
Like deaf high schools, right?
They have a terrible graduation rate.
And you think, wait, the media's told me that deaf people are just me, but deaf.
So they sign and they read and they should be just as smart as me.
But why do they have such a terrible graduation rate?
Because deaf people tend to have like 90 other problems.
And I remember this when I was hanging out with the Hauser News retards.
I'd say, what's going on with Jen?
What's going on with Jen?
And their handler would say, oh, yeah, she has spina bifida, cerebral palsy, muscular dystrophy, and 37 other things.
And you're like, whenever you see someone special, it's never just like one thing.
It's always a laundry list of problems.
Like that weird Antifa gimp who got me kicked out of CPAC.
Yeah.
Now, that guy had a cane and he's waddling around and he picked a fight with me and I said, let's do this.
And then he ran to get security and got me kicked out of CPAC.
He looks like he has AIDS.
I mean, his eyes, unpopular.
What was the show?
Offensive?
Slightly offensive?
Slightly offensive interviewed him.
And you look at him and you think, Oh, no, I think that's fairly informed with Elad.
No.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
You're right.
You're right.
Slightly offensive.
Find that if you can.
Just slightly offensive, Antifa.
You look at him and you go, meh, your shitty legs aren't your only problem.
You are like, you have a shitty soul.
From the inside out.
So maybe Central Americans are right, and maybe crippled people are shitty.
And blind people aren't just us without eyes, and deaf people are not just us without ears.
Maybe there's other intrinsic shittiness because God hates them.
Which is a great intro to.
Did you find it?
It should be pretty recent.
Yeah.
I don't like fun thumbnails.
Yeah, there he is.
Look at that guy.
So his eyes are literally assholes.
No, but it doesn't.
And he has three buttons on a dress shirt.
Is that guy's crippled leg his only problem?
Is he just you who's been kneecapped?
Or is he just shittier?
Even his shirt's retarded.
Anyway, the impetus for this theory has been disproven by Linda McCartney's car accident.
So don't give it too much credence.
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