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May 15, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #47 - KAREN DICTATORSHIP

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	That was a challenge.
	Had enough of that song.
	You wanted to trip me up?
	No, I didn't want to trip you up, Brian.
	I had enough of that song.
	I was raped to that song.
	Did you know that?
	I'm sorry.
	No, I didn't.
	I never mentioned that before.
	My bad.
	You know why?
	Because I'm not a Me Too whiner.
	70% of my rapes have been secrets.
	It's terrible.
	Well, I'm here to, if you ever want to talk about it, I'm here.
	Do you like my new glasses?
	Are these glasses too big?
	I just got new glasses.
	Cool.
	The original Wayfarers are much more intense, much more Buddy Holly than the modern ones.
	I like just like Buddy Holly.
	We got a fun show for you today.
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	Things can go wrong.
	And for us married guys, it's nice to remember what it was like when you were 14, when you literally had a piece of wood down there.
	So if you're married, it's good to relive your adolescence.
	And if you're single and in your, you know, late teens, early 20s, it's nice to have an insurance policy in case you get Eva Mendez home and you've been doing Coke and drinking all night and you're wasted.
	By the way, did you make me my fucking You Have Hurt Me Today thing?
	No.
	Why not?
	That has hurt you.
	Why are you so incapable?
	Why do I have to tell you things 10 times, literally 10 times?
	Why didn't you make it?
	Because it felt like it's going to be more of a, instead of a cut and clip thing, because the music, I want to delete the music from it.
	There's a way to do it.
	You said that last time.
	That was your shitty excuse last time.
	You have the shittiest excuses in the world.
	Hey, man, why didn't you get that thing?
	Oh, because I was trying to wait for a day where it was going to rain.
	So it would be like rainy out.
	That's not a bad thing.
	Make it right now.
	I can do that.
	Why did you do that?
	We can't show it, though, right?
	Oh, yeah, we can't.
	We're limited.
	You have hurt me today.
	We're avoiding COVID-19 talk.
	I think it's boring.
	You guys have been watching it all day.
	Every single other place where you get your information from is doing it.
	I would like to talk about this book I was looking at.
	My wife just bought this book.
	Beautiful cover.
	Fun little glittery cover.
	Sex pistols.
	This is one of the shittiest books I've ever had my wife waste my money on.
	It is so fucking terrible.
	It reminds me of these guys who happen to be around in the late 70s who have dumb shit like access to some sex pistols tickets.
	What?
	And then they just print them here.
	Yeah.
	Can I buy this?
	These are probably 200 bucks online.
	Look at this shit.
	And then the coffee table book is just a contact sheet from a concert.
	There's Steve Jones.
	There's Johnny Roton.
	There's Sid Vicious.
	Got it?
	You get it?
	They show the contact sheet and then they show the shit.
	Now here's what's particularly frustrating about this.
	This gig, it's called Sex Pistols The End is Near, 25, 12, 77, the 25th of December.
	They played on Christmas Day in Huddersfield, which is in West Yorkshire.
	It's near Manchester, Northern England, a forgotten town.
	No one gives a shit about Huddersfield.
	It's a working-class town.
	And none of this is captured in the book.
	This book is just pictures of their gig.
	There's like 90 of these.
	Johnny Rotten singing.
	90 of these.
	What the fuck is this shit?
	Huddersfield was an incredible event in rock and roll history.
	So the Sex Pistols were a punk band.
	And there was the Clash, there was the Dam, there was tons of punk bands.
	That's not interesting.
	There was the Stranglers.
	I like when your buttons come through your jacket.
	But the Sex Pistols were on Bill Grundy.
	And instead of focusing on the Valentine's clip for right now, maybe find the Sex Pistols on Bill Grundy, which we probably can't show.
	Although, who's suing us?
	I was thinking about that.
	Like, what if we had Girl Talk as the intro song?
	Who's going to prevent us from playing mashups?
	The individual artists?
	Anyway, we all know the story, right?
	We should probably make a censored.tv t-shirt about it.
	But they were on Bill Grundy, and he was drunk.
	Bill was, as I am now.
	And he was flirting with the women, including Susie Sue of Susie and the Banshees.
	She hadn't created that.
	They were with a group called the Bromley Contingent.
	and they're from Bromley, which is like the Westchester of New York, like a rich middle-class suburb.
	There's Glenn Matlock, pre-sidious.
	Anyway, they were annoyed that Bill was flirting with the girls he was with.
	And Steve Jones said, You dirty.
	Look at that swastika, by the way.
	Can you imagine how unacceptable that is today?
	How do we become more uptight since 1977?
	So Steve Jones goes, you dirty old man, you dirty fucking raw.
	So he said fuck on TV, which had never been done before in the history of the world.
	And the swastika wasn't a big deal, but the fuck was a huge deal.
	What about that shirt where he's wearing a tit shirt?
	That was not a big deal.
	Really?
	Jim Goad's theory is he goes, he criticizes me.
	He says, Gavin, you think that we've been getting more uptight?
	The uptight has just changed.
	So swastika and boobies was okay, but fuck was bad.
	Now fuck is okay, and swastika and boobies are bad.
	It's a valid theory.
	Valid theory.
	What were you saying?
	Go back?
	What is it really?
	Good heavens.
	You tried to get it.
	What about you girls behind?
	Are you uh your granddad?
	Are you worried or are you just enjoying yourself?
	Enjoying myself.
	Are you?
	Yeah.
	That's what I thought you would do.
	That's Susie Sue.
	Did you really?
	Before she was Susie Sue.
	And you said, oh, maybe we'll meet after.
	We'll meet afterwards shall we?
	You dirty son.
	You dirty son.
	Steve Company.
	You dirty old man.
	He was talking to a drunk.
	As you would a drunk in a pub.
	Exactly.
	And he just topped him.
	Fucking go, Joey.
	Johnny Rutten is the most sincere person in the history of pub culture.
	That's exactly what it is.
	And every time I talk about Anne Culture, people say, does she mean what she says or is she just saying that for shock value?
	Like, 100% of the time.
	And I say, no, she just talks in public on TV in interviews the way we all talk in pubs.
	And that's what the sex whistles were doing there.
	Anyway, that was a major turning point in the band's history.
	And they became pariahs after that.
	Just like me and that talk I did on October 12th, I did a comedy show at Manhattan's Republican Club on October 12th, 2018 now.
	And that was converted into this like, und van eye, Jean van Schneuve, Hitler speech.
	And the fight that ensued after that, which was Antifa picking a fight and Proud Boy saying, yes, please, mutual combat, became like this, the media turned it into this, the beginning of World War IV.
	And the judge himself at the trial said, this reminds me of Europe in the 1930s.
	So the narrative can become so powerful that people don't question it.
	And that's what the SPLC has been feeding on since 1968, 1972, since I was born, basically.
	And they did that with this exposure.
	So they said after that day, they were like a normal rock and roll punk band.
	There's a new kind of rock and roll called punk.
	But after that Bill Grundy thing, the establishment, the media, Bill Grundy was a well-established show.
	It was like 60 Minutes.
	So they decided, all right, these guys are persona non grata starting today.
	And then they became absolute fucking monsters.
	And I talked to, I left England when I was five.
	But I know guys who were there two years later in 77, right?
	And we would talk about it.
	And like the Clash were a band.
	Other bands were bands.
	The Damned were a band.
	Kids in Britain were scared of the Sex Pistols.
	They were going to come and kill you in your sleep.
	Johnny Rotten was like the boogeyman.
	And they had brainwashed Britain into thinking these guys are evil.
	So when the Sex Pistols announced a tour, as they did in 77, no one would have them.
	And they were canceled left and right, just like I was canceled from Australia, just like I was canceled from Berkeley, a million different gigs, just like Ann Coulter's canceled on a regular basis.
	But in this shit town, and I don't mean to shit on it, you know, it's like saying a dive bar.
	Yeah, it's a dive, but you love it there.
	Huddersfield is a shit town, but it's a beautiful shit town that I love.
	So when Huddersfield, Huddersfield had a strike, the firemen there were on strike and they went broke.
	And Huddersfield said, hey, we need a band to do a benefit for us.
	And we have this venue on Christmas Day.
	And everyone said, go fuck yourself.
	I'm not going to go there.
	The Sex Pistols said, we'll do it.
	No one likes us.
	Will you take us?
	And they said, yeah.
	So the Sex Pistols did a show, a benefit for the firemen of Huddersfield on December 25th on Christmas Day.
	And in this working-class town, they had two concerts.
	They did one at lunch where kids got free cake and got to have fun.
	And the Sex Pistols did a set where they took the swear words out of their songs.
	Another consultant say, F this and F that, F it all the Fing, Fing Black.
	Yeah, there it is.
	So they did two shows.
	They had one show for kids, and then they did a night show where they played to punks.
	And you weren't really punk back then.
	In 1977, punk was like wearing your pajamas in the day.
	Having a top hat on and no shirt was punk.
	None of this is in this shitty book, by the way, Kevin Cummins.
	All you did was publish a contact sheet.
	I'm sick of this shit.
	I Was there.
	I did a coffee table book of my shoes.
	You can see them.
	Fuck off.
	Show was the kids.
	Sid Vicious and Johnny Rotten were partying with little kids.
	They were feeding them cake.
	And then the kids started messing with Sid, smushing his face with cake and smushing Johnny Roton's face with cake.
	And they were laughing their heads off.
	These guys were made up to be the biggest villains in the world, the most serious ogres.
	They're going to kill you in your sleep.
	Some ballsy kid in Huddersfield says, oh, we're going to do a benefit with them.
	And they show up.
	They show up with the kids.
	Go to that clip you had earlier.
	Because that clip, that shitty, grainy BBC special, has everything that should be in it.
	So that's the night.
	That was what, Catwoman?
	But if you go back earlier, you can see the day.
	What are you doing?
	Find the clip I sent you.
	Peewee Herman bring.
	Everyone was in such a great mood.
	There we go.
	None of this is in this coffee table book my wife spent probably 30 bucks on.
	I didn't really know rock stars, but I thought they might turn up and disappear.
	But it was stunning.
	That's the guy who set it up.
	His hat was passed around.
	This looked his straw hat.
	Sid was outstanding.
	He came up to me and asked me a couple of questions.
	One of the things he wanted a handkerchief.
	These handkerchiefs that were being dished out were part of the free Ganachi handkerchief.
	I've still got mine.
	I had a couple, and he said, can I have one of these handkers?
	You know, go and get one because they won't give me one.
	So I gave him the handkerchief.
	They were all talking to people and really getting involved in the whole thing.
	Oh, stop!
	Go back.
	Guess who that fucking is?
	They were all talking to people.
	Keep going.
	A little bit more.
	There.
	Guess who that is?
	I'll blow you.
	I'll go back to your house that you call the fag zone, and I will blow you in the fag zone if you can name who that is.
	That's not called the fag zone, but I will guess.
	Not because I want the prize, just because I want the accolades.
	The one with the head.
	Oh, no, she's from the girl.
	Hilda Radner?
	She's gay.
	In the background, I'm talking about.
	Not in the foreground.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Wait, wait, wait, wait.
	You're so gay.
	Wait, wait, wait.
	Oh, gee.
	Oh, God, no.
	Oh, Jesus.
	Is he an American?
	Okay, you lost.
	Johnny Ramon.
	Chrissy Hind from The Pretenders.
	Chrissy Hind was living in London at the time.
	She taught Sid Vicious to play bass.
	And you know, the middle of the road.
	She was there.
	She was at that concert.
	Sucks when you go.
	Oh, there she is.
	Chrissy Hind and Sid Vicious were almost married.
	Oh, I never knew that.
	Okay, go back to the video, though.
	Like, how did this shithead photographer miss out on all of this?
	Where's Johnny Rotten getting a cake rubbed in his face?
	There's a lot of stuff there.
	Flags and pistols, memorabilia, and stuff.
	Little kids.
	There was a sex pistol skateboard.
	Kids riding around on them.
	They're kids at the time.
	No Christmas, nothing.
	So we put all that on.
	Flooded the place with cake.
	Look at that little kid.
	He's eating a sex pistol skate.
	The cake was something I'll never forget.
	It was massive.
	John came out and cut it and was dishing out place to people.
	And you know what I love about this concert, this benefit, on Christmas Day, is that it was working-class people in a small town rejecting the narrative of the country.
	They were saying, fuck you to London.
	This is the thing, too, like with the Confederate flag in upstate New York.
	People go, oh, you advocate slavery?
	No, when you see a Confederate flag in upstate New York, it means I don't like Manhattan.
	I don't listen to New York City.
	Fuck New York City.
	I'm a New York State resident.
	I'm not a New York City resident.
	That's the guy.
	So it was a...
	I don't know.
	I see it as a real...
	I see it as a real important event in pop culture history.
	I was just buzzing.
	I had all this stuff, everything from badges to a skateboard.
	how i got a skateboarder sex business giga i will never know but i came back with a skateboard I've been asked from the day I joined the Pistols onwards to write a Christmas song.
	And every year somebody comes.
	I knew the guy from the Buzzcocks that dumped me because I told him he couldn't bring his pit bulls to kill my kid.
	The fuck's his name?
	Tony Buzzcock.
	From the Buzzcocks?
	Tony.
	Tony Buzzcock.
	I said, What is with Johnny Rotten always talking like a sexy squirrel?
	Hello?
	What are you doing?
	Hmm.
	Well, the councils, they ban our concerts and they take our money.
	I'm like, does that get tiring?
	And he goes, that's who he is, mate.
	Like, you'll be at his house and he'll say, hello, having a cup of tea, are we?
	Would you like a sugar with that?
	That's who he is.
	We're not allowed to do it.
	They are the main differences between...
	Anything is revolution.
	You know what's great about Johnny Rotten?
	He didn't get stuck in punk.
	He created a new thing and started a new life.
	I don't need you.
	How did those crazy years?
	That was kind of my goal after Vice.
	I didn't want to be the Vice guy after I left.
	And I'm not.
	I'm a Nazi.
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	There's so much to talk about.
	I almost want to be like the anti-things to talk about guy and focus on silly things like a sex pistols concert in 1977.
	I guess after the paywall, we can get into it, maybe with our callers.
	But ObamaGate is fascinating to me that no one is talking about it.
	The media is avoiding it.
	Every morning I say, hey, Alexa, what's up in my kitchen?
	And she is a fucking cunt.
	You have hurt me today.
	There you go.
	What do you mean you want to get rid of the music?
	That's such a shitty lie.
	Ryan.
	Your dad's thing, where he goes, nothing wrong with that.
	Sounds like it happened in a riot.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	It's her stupid laughing.
	Um.
	I don't really know what I want to talk about.
	I have 9,000 notes.
	Okay, here's one thing that's kind of controversial I want to talk about.
	Are you ready for this?
	Yep.
	James McCarthy.
	Paul McCartney's son.
	Did I say McCarthy?
	I don't remember, but it's not.
	Oh, that's one thing.
	That's another thing I want to talk about was that we live in a Karen dictatorship.
	But we'll get to that in a second.
	First, I want to talk about James McCarthy.
	McCartney.
	So he is Paul McCartney's son.
	Maybe you can dig up the sort of compilation of him.
	I never heard of him before.
	I didn't know Paul McCartney had a son.
	But apparently, he is Paul McCartney's schizophrenic son.
	He's mentally ill.
	And when he does interviews, he's obviously heavily medicated.
	So he doesn't start speaking about UFOs and jumping off the couch.
	But the McCartney modus operandi for dealing with James is to deny everything.
	They've denied it to themselves.
	So they see him as a regular dude, just a normal guy.
	Have you got it yet?
	The compilation where he sucks, I don't have, but was it a decision that you had to consider quite carefully about whether to go into music, considering that you come from this musical heritage?
	I thought of it like that.
	I thought kind of, you know, I'm not going to be oppressed by certain things, so I'm just going to carry on and just do my own thing.
	Yeah.
	And so now you've, I mean, you've released music before, haven't you?
	You released an e-book before.
	This is your first full album.
	Tell us about the process of making it.
	How long does it taken you?
	What did you play so much on it?
	Yeah, maybe a couple of years.
	Going into different studios, you know, spending time writing the lyrics and writing the music, you know, just enjoying the moment and stuff.
	Besides Hank Williams, has there ever been a son of a famous musician that hasn't sucked?
	Like a Bob Dylan son?
	No, it's the rarest talent in the universe.
	Sean, Sean Lennon.
	Sean Lennon's cool, but it's the rarest writing songs like we were talking about yesterday with Rancid.
	It's the rarest gift in the universe.
	So for it to pass on to your son is just not going to happen.
	It's not happening.
	To see the heritage there.
	Your dad, of course, is Paul McCartney.
	There's somebody on the credit list credited with vocals, guitar, and drums called Paul McCartney.
	Is he?
	Oh, he's my father.
	It's so nice to have you here, James.
	Thanks so much.
	You like the combo of your mom and dad.
	I'm not blonde, but I look like my dad.
	You sound a little bit like dad, too.
	Oh, yeah, I guess a little bit.
	I've got a little bit of a liver poem inflection there sometimes.
	You got to understand when someone is schizophrenic and they're on tons of pills, they seem chill.
	But they're just like, they're talking like someone who's in a dentist's office.
	But keep going.
	To somebody that you know, have us have a quick look at this.
	Okay.
	Hey, Changy.
	Rock it, man.
	I know you will.
	What is this?
	I think it's kissing an asshole.
	Swipe power?
	You're kissing a racist asshole?
	But okay, here's my incredibly offensive theory.
	I can't believe I'm putting on the paywall.
	Is it possible that Paul McCartney fucked up his talented genes by marrying a gimp?
	This is probably going to get me kicked off YouTube.
	But Linda McCartney had a peg leg, right?
	I don't know if that's the medical term for it, yes, but yes.
	She brought her peg leg to your fag zone?
	Why did she have a peg leg?
	What happened there?
	I could look into it.
	You'll see.
	Now, in Central America, in Central America, they don't like their handicapped children and they put them in the basement because God clearly doesn't love you if you are handicapped.
	He made you shitty.
	So that means he doesn't like your entire family.
	If your kid is crippled, then he hates the whole McInnis clan.
	So what you do is you hide your handicapped kid in the basement.
	Oh, in a road accident.
	Oh, that changes my whole thing.
	Yeah.
	I was going to say she was handicapped.
	It was nurture, not nature.
	That's pretty nurture.
	Yes.
	So what's his problem?
	Well, that derails my whole theory drastically.
	Why does he have a pig brain?
	Yeah, that's a pretty bad accident when your kid comes out retarded.
	I'm sorry, man.
	I'm sorry, James.
	Terrible.
	But it just seems so, I guess what I was doing, and I was wrong, we just clearly found out it was a car accident.
	It just seems like I think we naturally search for some sort of reason to it.
	Like the Lord giveth, the Lord taketh away.
	Paul McCartney, unbelievably talented.
	And then you see his wish-wash son who's just like disoriented by life.
	And you think, oh, is that because your wife was a gimp?
	I don't know.
	You want an answer to these questions.
	Oh, anyway.
	He looks like a failed clone of Paul McCartney.
	Well, let me just tell you what my horrible, it's almost like racist rant was going to be.
	I assumed his wife was crippled, not from a car accident.
	And I was going to say that maybe cripples are shittier than us.
	Not a very popular theory, popular in Central America, but there is some credence to it.
	Like deaf high schools, right?
	They have a terrible graduation rate.
	And you think, wait, the media's told me that deaf people are just me, but deaf.
	So they sign and they read and they should be just as smart as me.
	But why do they have such a terrible graduation rate?
	Because deaf people tend to have like 90 other problems.
	And I remember this when I was hanging out with the Hauser News retards.
	I'd say, what's going on with what's going on with Jen?
	And their handler would say, oh, yeah, she has spina bifida, cerebral palsy, muscular dystrophy, and 37 other things.
	And you're like, whenever you see someone special, it's never just like one thing.
	It's always a laundry list of problems.
	Like that weird Antifa gimp who got me kicked out of CPAC.
	Yeah.
	Now that guy had a cane and he's waddling around and he picked a fight with me and I said, let's do this.
	And then he ran to get security and got me kicked out of CPAC.
	He looks like he has AIDS.
	I mean, his eyes, unpopular.
	What was the show?
	Offensive?
	Slightly offensive?
	Slightly offensive interviewed him.
	And you look at him and you think, I think that's fairly informed with ELED.
	No.
	Oh, no.
	Oh, no.
	You're right.
	You're right.
	Slightly offensive.
	Find that if you can.
	Just slightly offensive, Antifa.
	You look at him and you go, meh, your shitty legs aren't your only problem.
	You are like, you have a shitty soul.
	From the inside out.
	So maybe Central Americans are right, and maybe crippled people are shitty, and blind people aren't just us without eyes, and deaf people are not just us without ears.
	Maybe there's other intrinsic shittiness because God hates them.
	Which is a great intro to.
	Did you find it?
	It should be pretty recent.
	Yeah.
	I don't like fun thumbnails.
	Yeah, there he is.
	Look at that guy.
	So his eyes are literally assholes.
	No, but it doesn't.
	And he has three buttons on a dress shirt.
	Is that guy's crippled leg his only problem?
	Is he just you who's been kneecapped?
	Or is he just shittier?
	Even his shirt's retarded.
	Anyway, the impetus for this theory has been disproven by Linda McCartney's car accident, so don't give it too much credence.
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	I got kind of a disturbing text while we were on here.
	I was looking up my James McCartney info and I was talking to a guy about it.
	And I said, it's weird how, you know, the Lord giveth Paul McCartney a talent and the Lord taketh away with his son.
	And then he said, yeah, it's kind of weird how mental illness can make you so laid back.
	Maybe I need some of that.
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	It's called America Bourbon, my friend.
	And I showed him a picture of it because I was drinking it at the time.
	And then he said, you were no fun when we met.
	Are you drinking again?
	Oh, whoa.
	When we met, this guy, I thought it went great.
	Oops.
	I thought we had the night of a lifetime.
	I thought it was a great date.
	I went with him and his girlfriend to that French restaurant in the West Village.
	What the fuck is it called?
	Lucky Strike?
	Just doing the thing?
	Yeah, that was me that night.
	And I was like, this is a great night.
	We're best friends now.
	He was like, you were no fun.
	That was too much of indecence.
	Wow.
	What were you doing?
	I don't know.
	I was trying to encourage them to get married and have babies like I always do when I'm drunk.
	What's wrong with that?
	Maybe they weren't drunk enough.
	Way to text me that while I'm doing a live show and fucking throw me off my fucking money.
	You have hurt me today.
	See why you needed that clip?
	It's good.
	You have hurt me today.
	You know, before I was persona non-grata, I did an improv show with her and Amy Poehler at UCB East, and I told a funny story, and then they reenacted like 10 skits based on characters in the story I just told.
	It's not online.
	But I remember thinking, improv is fucking gay, but that was kind of impressive.
	Where should I put this?
	Doodle, doodle, doodle, doodle.
	So yeah, here's something I want to talk about.
	I want to talk about this Karen dictatorship we are living in.
	I talked about it during the week, but it's becoming more solidified in my head like a cold turd.
	And I'm just so angry that I sent you these links, by the way, Ryan.
	Big Brother says, I want you to film everything that happens.
	And if there's any conflict or any problems that arise, call me.
	Call the authorities.
	And you go, well, that's a pretty intense fascist dictatorship.
	And then you see it's happening.
	I don't know.
	I think I might blame feminism.
	Show that clip.
	My dog showed her that she didn't like her energy.
	And as an adult dog, told that puppy she did not like her energy.
	Okay, and then what happened when she, you know, asked for your number?
	Because it seems like your dog really hurt me.
	I was on a phone call.
	Do you see that I have earbuds in?
	I was on a phone call to my nephew, who is in a tragic case right now and is home crying because he is in a situation.
	So I was on the phone with him at home.
	If her dog has a problem.
	By the way, if I'm ever in these situations, I can't help antagonize it and make it much worse.
	What was the situation?
	It couldn't have been that bad.
	Hasn't your nephew fucked up before?
	In a tragic case.
	It's so fun to just sort of goad them.
	So why are you walking your dogs if it's so bad?
	Nothing.
	It was nothing's wrong.
	Her dog didn't have a problem until years attacked it.
	You want to be recorded?
	Here.
	See, that's what I'm talking about right there.
	So you want to be recorded?
	So she's recording her, and then she retaliates by recording.
	They both call the police immediately.
	We are in a state of self-imposed tyranny.
	Like in China and North Korea and Soviet Russia, they have all this shitty culture, but they don't fuck over themselves.
	I guess in the Soviet Union they do.
	But at least in North Korea, people aren't filming each other going, you smoked a cigarette.
	That's verboten.
	But here we are doing exactly that.
	Filming each other's every transgression and sending it to the authorities immediately.
	You know, there's an argument for modern America being worse than Soviet Russia.
	I think we're more monitored and we're more likely to call the authorities than Eastern European countries.
	We have little brother here.
	Okay, go ahead and set a big brother.
	It was nothing's wrong.
	Her dog didn't have a problem until yours attacked it.
	You want to be recorded?
	Here.
	Like, fuck the dogs.
	I don't care about the dogs.
	I'll eat them right now at a Korean restaurant.
	You tell me what fucking happened.
	Here, I'll record you.
	How do you like that?
	It's fine.
	Okay, you tell me what happened.
	All that happened was a dog.
	I'm wearing a mask.
	The dogs had an altercation.
	Yeah, because we're fucking six feet apart, ladies.
	We're out in public, and I think that by the way, Dr. Fauci, who's a pussy, said don't wear a mask.
	Huh.
	He said it's ridiculous at this point.
	I think maybe I should be wearing a mask.
	I know it's like a stressful situation, and now you're upset, and I understand that, but it's like one dog.
	What's the other one?
	The other video?
	I can't help but think feminism is somehow guilty.
	So this kid was being snarky.
	I don't think he should be arrested.
	Unless you're raping someone on the beach.
	Leave people alone.
	But they decided reckless endangerment, whatever the fuck he was doing.
	So the mom starts going nuts.
	What?
	This is unconstitutional!
	This is unconstitutional!
	This is unconstitutional.
	I'm not saying she's not right, by the way.
	It's the filming.
	He violates the order.
	We tried to talk to him.
	That's not the right thing.
	That is against the law.
	That is against the law.
	No, it's not.
	And what you did is not against the law.
	That's my point here.
	I don't want to get sidetracked.
	If the police are doing something unconstitutional, yeah, film them.
	Get it on tape.
	But it's this knee-jerk reaction where everyone films everyone else.
	They all get it.
	They call the police.
	Like that black woman clearly called the police on that boy.
	And now the mother is filming it, and the black woman is filming her.
	You fucking ride them all up.
	And that, and that, and that, and all these kids, and all everybody that's been sitting on this beach.
	You do that.
	We were getting there.
	You do that.
	We were getting there.
	That's bullshit.
	That's bullshit.
	We were speech confederates.
	Caribbean.
	Is that not Hawaii?
	I'm holding you accountable.
	Hold me accountable.
	That's being holding.
	This is an unjust.
	This is an unconstitutional arrest.
	This is an unconstitutional arrest.
	Yeah, it's probably Hawaii with all that volcanic rock.
	This is unconstitutional.
	What are you doing right now?
	Give me the car keys.
	Give me the car keys.
	Can I remove the car keys?
	This is unconstitutional.
	And you went directly for him.
	You walked up after all these people and you went directly for my son.
	It's weird.
	Just pause.
	Hawaiians are kind of like American Indians.
	And even though they're 8 billion miles from us, they'll still have that fucking accent.
	Hey, okay, we just have to arrest you.
	That Canadian accent, that Midwestern accent?
	There's something Japanese about it, too.
	David Cho has got it, too.
	Yeah, David Cho has it.
	Just fucking leave your job.
	Be an artist.
	Like, my wife has chinky eyes.
	She has no leg hair.
	But they just have the same sort of mouth structure when it comes to saying words.
	Yeah.
	Why do their words come out like that?
	And they all love nature.
	They love nature and they love to over-enunciate.
	And then Mexicans, even when they're like totally white and their mother is just a little bit Mexican, they sort of garble the words and say, we're going to go do the thing that we're doing on Friday.
	But American Indians and Asians both have to get all those syllables out.
	No problem.
	I feel like I'm a toad.
	And I guess Dinesh is sort of a strange combination of Caucasians and Asians in that he's from the Caucasus Mountains as an Indian.
	Remember that Indian comedian?
	What the fuck was his name?
	American Indian comedian?
	There's only like one.
	Look him up.
	He's like, a lot of you people think that we're mean, but we're not too nuts about you either.
	He's still alive, I think, but he's big in his 70s.
	Please.
	What's your fucking Google there?
	Native American comedian.
	Charlie Hill?
	Charlie Hill, fuck.
	Oh, yeah.
	Look at vintage Charlie Hill.
	No, he's pretty bad now.
	But look at like 70s Charlie Hill.
	Hey, what are you guys doing?
	Just go 70s Charlie's Hill, please.
	70S.
	Hey.
	Yeah, there he is.
	He's 83.
	He doesn't even want the Beach Boys around, man.
	That's amazing, you know.
	The Beach Boys.
	These guys are like 45 years old.
	Do you read that?
	They want to get him in the White House and they didn't want him.
	Reagan's from California.
	Hey, man.
	We want the Beach Boys, okay?
	Reagan, of course, that haircut.
	You look like a haircut.
	Do you ever see that mascot in front of big boy hamburgers?
	Nothing moves, a goddamn thing.
	So I'm getting off airplane once and all the Secret Servicemen around them.
	The wind's blowing at the airport.
	All the ties are hanging out of their hats and everything.
	Here's Ron, not one here, another place.
	Waving at the cameras.
	His neck was flapping.
	I don't know if you noticed that.
	You know what Indians do in emails?
	After they tell a joke, they write, I-I-E-E-E-E-E-E-E.
	And then we'll have maybe like an emoji of a turtle.
	The hell?
	I think it's the equivalent of, you know, in comic strips where the guy's falling out of the frame with his feet in the air?
	It's like the American Indian version of that.
	Anyway, that's weird.
	Total tangent.
	The turtle is the spirit of the Joker.
	No, that's the crow, my friend.
	Oh, the crow laughs when the sun.
	The crow is the charlatan.
	What do you got now?
	I was hoping this would explain the sound to my American idea.
	But yeah, these Karens are ruining America.
	They're destroying our culture.
	And you pussy husbands are allowing your bitch wife to do this shit and film everyone and report on everyone and say, I'm going to call the cops are on their way.
	That's the new thing.
	Oh, yeah?
	Okay.
	Well, I'm going to get you on camera.
	And the cops are on their way.
	And they both say it like it's smoking gun.
	And then the other half will go, you can't film me.
	I will sue you.
	You do not have permission to film me.
	That's illegal.
	It's not illegal.
	And they just keep doing it.
	And it's never landscape.
	Look at this, Karen.
	That picture you had up earlier.
	This really sums them up.
	Men, now that it's advised to wear a quote-unquote mask when going in public, please have some self-awareness.
	Women have enough to worry about right now.
	And always, for that matter, don't be fucking creepy.
	What does that mean?
	And why aren't I included in this clip?
	Two, white people.
	You will be seeing people who are not white wearing masks.
	Some masks may be medical.
	Some may look like mine.
	If your first instinct is to follow, harass, and or call the cops on what's by POC?
	By on any people of color, by is that like bisexual people of color?
	In a mask, living their life, please go back inside your house and never come out.
	We don't need or want you in society.
	Meanwhile, she's obviously childless and she's not in society.
	She's not participating in society.
	B-I-P-O-C.
	All right, there's too many other subjects I want to get to.
	I want to get to ObamaGate and break that apart.
	The unmasking of Flynn.
	I don't know if we have enough time.
	Boy, that TriCaster is really huffing and puffing, huh?
	Yeah.
	He's freaking out.
	Let's do a little brief mailbag and then we'll take some calls.
	What do you think of that?
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Holy crap.
	We have a problem here.
	What's that?
	With these...
	So we're getting them every seven minutes and there's no way we can catch up.
	We have to come up with a solution.
	Like, well, comments on the site would be a good solution.
	Heck yeah.
	The sensor TV subreddit still exists for anybody who wants to.
	Or maybe we could just send them all to the res and have various tribes, like the Navajo, they could relay all the letters to the various video recording devices, and then they could try to answer them on their own.
	And the Chalpacadoois could store the messages for the money.
	Major Longclaus is pregnant.
	What is that from?
	It's just been my go-to Indian thing my whole life.
	Uhuru, I saw you mentioning BH salespeople the other day, and I wondered what you'd think of my situation and what you would do, especially since you've ran several businesses before.
	This is from a guy named Laurent Walks on Water.
	I left NYC right when coronavirus hit after living there seven years.
	And when I got to my brother's place, it was nearing his son's birthday.
	This sounds like an omen.
	And if you see any owls on your property, you should be wary.
	I was having an argument with my wife the other day.
	She goes, yeah, but my mother doesn't think that that makes sense right now.
	And I go, your mother is scared of owls.
	That's pretty good thwart.
	Because the Ho-Chunks think if you see an owl on your property, it's like it means someone's going to die soon.
	So if an owl lands near my mother-in-law, she has a fucking heart attack.
	He wanted to buy, and I'm not disparaging my mother-in-law.
	Scottish people have silly superstitions.
	Every culture has their hang-ups.
	Just saying.
	He wanted to buy him a Nintendo Switch.
	So I told him, hey, I've spent over $12,000 at B ⁇ H. There's an awesome store.
	They're an awesome store in NYC.
	You should get it there.
	Who's this retard, by the way, sending me this letter?
	Why am I hearing this story?
	So he orders one, and the day before my nephew's birthday, we get the package, and it's an empty box.
	So I tell B ⁇ H and they tell me they investigated and they sent it there so there would be no refund.
	So do I, I do my own investigation and I get FedEx to show me record of weighing the package empty after it left their facility.
	I show B ⁇ H this evidence and they still won't refund.
	I submitted a claim to the BBB, Better Business Bureau, and the FTC and get a popular streamer to tweet about it.
	I'm pissed.
	So now I just want to destroy these people for ruining my nephew's birthday, eh?
	What do you think about B ⁇ H and what would you do?
	What other creative things can I do to destroy them, Gavin?
	Thank you.
	Heels sunglasses.
	Proud of your boy, Mike.
	That's his name.
	Heels sunglasses.
	I should start giving Indian names.
	I love it.
	I found out what Buy POC is.
	It's Black, Indigenous, and People of Color.
	Oh, shh.
	Oh, it's funny that he's an Indogene, as Penny Rimbaugh would say.
	How much is a Nintendo Switch?
	Like $300.
	They're $300?
	I believe.
	That's an expensive game thing to buy.
	Correct.
	I'm slowly drifting into Jesse Ventura.
	That's an intense thing to go off the grid.
	If you bought one of these for $500 and your kid throws it down the fucking staircase, good luck to you, buddy.
	You're right.
	They're $500.
	That's an expensive device.
	My son has one.
	He never uses it.
	It's made of thermite paint.
	Oh, I thought they were $300.
	Wowee, $500 freaking bucks.
	Hey, G-Wagon, I'm a huge Queen fan.
	Appreciate you doing the Brian May story.
	That's two Queen members who have had their asses torn up.
	You wrote that?
	He wrote that.
	Yes, that's not me.
	That's a guy named David.
	But I thought I'd mention that after decades of being an overpraised multi-millionaire, he is a liberal vegan asshole.
	For years, he's been advocating no culling of animals in Britain, but secretly had animals culling his own property so they wouldn't destroy his garden.
	Isn't that always the fucking way?
	Virtue signaling for me, not for thee.
	This is from Arbella.
	He who does one thing and says another.
	He who lets us all down.
	We have a letter from a guy named Oded, but let's talk to Arbella.
	We seem to have a lot of foreigners trying to get a hold of us today.
	Arbella, man slams pickup through hotel lobby.
	Why didn't you ever play this?
	My co-worker went to college in Oklahoma, and she's in the green shirt in this vid.
	I sent it when you played those car ramming vids.
	Why didn't you show it, eh?
	Fucking sender.
	Oh, I'm so sorry, Arbella.
	I neglected to play your viral video.
	He could have killed somebody.
	Look, I like how they're trying to get out of there.
	Is he drunk?
	Anyway, I gotta go.
	Oh, my.
	Shit.
	Wow.
	I love how they put their hands on.
	Okay, we're sorry.
	That's a woman thing.
	So her friend is the one in the green shirt?
	You mean the one that almost got crushed?
	Yeah, people always say that.
	I've noticed on Reddit, they'll go, this is a guy from my old high school.
	I don't believe you.
	That's not too much of a brag.
	I know, but there's always a connection to the video.
	Yeah.
	This guy looks like he could be Indian.
	That guy's me, actually.
	That's me.
	What is going on?
	Indians don't go bald.
	Huh.
	All right, let's see this letter from Oded.
	Gavin, the corona panic and the financial crisis it will create for the next three decades is the result of the radical left idea of a safe space for a vulnerable population.
	These safe spaces, in our case, used to be called hospitals.
	But the idea is, of course, I love how I'm reading a letter from a 20-year-old who's talking to me like I climbed a mountain to find my yogi and there he is just meditating with a four-foot long beard like you finally made it to me.
	People are looking for a safe space.
	That safe space used to be hospitals.
	Thanks, children.
	Spoiler generation creates a crisis where there is none, blaming the healthy rich whites, blah, blah, Blah, blah, fucking blah.
	Like, why do people send me these essays?
	Can't you make a video about it or something?
	You seem to have done a lot of homework.
	This thing goes on forever.
	All right.
	I haven't found the Native American laughing, but in Thai, LOL is 555.
	Japanese, WWW.
	Mandarin.
	Oh, in Gavin, it's C-A-R-E.
	You're saying you don't care.
	Jonathan Bradshaw, there's no manly cars left.
	Was watching an episode about no manly cars.
	Problem is, you're letting your Grover arms do the thinking.
	Stop looking at European cars.
	And then he shows a Jeep.
	And it's true.
	Jeeps do seem to retain right angles.
	They're probably the only car that has those right angles.
	You're right, sir.
	There's just a little, they're a little cheap for me.
	Hi, Gavin and Ryan.
	I know you're looking for this.
	Here's the meme it came with.
	Pennsylvania's top doc, Rachel, formerly Richard Levine, who mutilated himself by cutting off his ding-a-ling, is providing all of Pennsylvania's citizens' mental health advice during this pandemic.
	Can I go down in the history books as the first guy to call Tranny's mentally ill gaze and got in big fucking trouble for it?
	In fact, I can list it all.
	Oh, look, someone's sending us live stuff.
	Linda McCartney, mother of James, never had a peg leg.
	It was Heather Mills, the woman Paul married after Linda, died.
	Ryan even just showed in the news article with Heather Mills in the headline, but now there you notice.
	Jesus, guys, come on.
	I noticed.
	That's why I kept gay.
	Well, we said it wasn't the greatest theory of all time.
	Please leave us alone.
	But yeah, did you know that when I said that shit about training is being mentally ill-gays, someone from the White House, an employee of the White House, cited that article as an example of evidence that we shouldn't take these trans people so seriously?
	The White House was banned from Wikipedia after that.
	If you had an ISP that was from the White House, you could not edit Wikipedia articles because someone from that establishment had supported what I said about trainees, and that cannot happen.
	We're seeing, Glenn Beck talks about that a lot these days, about how we're seeing this sort of control of information.
	Google is saying we can only take authorized truth.
	The fuck is authorized truth?
	What the fuck is truth?
	Something that has to be filtered through.
	Can you not find that article?
	What are you doing?
	Oh, about the White House?
	No.
	Yeah, look up White House ISP, Gavin McInnes, eh?
	And that's before Proud Boys or anything.
	I've been censored for a long time.
	Christian.
	This guy's name is Christian.
	I don't like Christians.
	They came to my land and they tried to make me worship Jesus.
	And now we have the Church of Native Americans.
	The Native American Church.
	Evening, fellas.
	Gavin, if you had to do a fuck, kill, or marry between Makersmark, Buffalo Tracer, Woodford Reserve, what would be your lineup?
	Ryan, I recently followed you on Instagram and noticed you post a lot of pics slash vids with cigars.
	Have you tried Monte Cristo or Davidoff?
	I highly recommend.
	I've had both.
	They're pretty good to my remembrance.
	You like those?
	Those are good.
	I want to love you with my heels on.
	I fuck you more than a friend.
	Mary, fuck, kill.
	Obviously, Mary made this park.
	I would fuck Buffalo Trace and I would kill Woodford Reserve, even though it's delicious, and I have a bottle of it waiting for me at home.
	Okay, that's enough.
	Let's switch to calls, shall we?
	And I'm going to go get some paper to do one of my drawings because we're going to start auctioning off my incredibly talented art and use it to raise money for justiceforliberty.com.
	But last week, I made a giant poster that I'm afraid is going to have to go in the garbage because it says, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, stop fighting.
	Notice that.
	That's not that impressive there, guy.
	Stop fighting.
	We've got calls.
	I'm gonna have to write this separately It's funny that we use this episode to advertise the show, and I'm always drunk in it and never have notes.
	So it's actually the worst show of the week.
	The worst half hour of the week is what we use to advertise the show.
	I don't like advertising, though.
	We got Ian.
	What's up, Ian response?
	Oh, get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	What the hell was that?
	Alright, let's go to the Discord.
	What was that recording?
	Was that the Skype?
	Yeah, the.
	Are we going to take in some actual calls first, or are we going to do Discord?
	I heard you guys chatting.
	What's up, guys?
	All right, Lukeze, you're up first.
	What's your question?
	My question is about mass incarceration.
	That's a heavy question.
	Oh, shit.
	I know.
	Am I live?
	Oh, sorry.
	I forgot.
	Oops.
	Yeah, again.
	My question is about mass incarceration.
	I think it works.
	We're just not locking up the right people.
	You know, you tweeted about today on your Telegram about how the left is discouraging doctors from using hydroxychloroquine.
	And that just set me over the edge.
	I've been flirting with this idea for a while.
	I think these leftists, the Marxist college professors, these hardcore Antifa members, Black Panthers, journalists, journalists specifically, these smear merchants like Jared Holt and Will Sommer, these people belong in jail.
	These people should be jailed for lying, for being anti-American, for all these, you know, inciting, basically inciting race wars, you know, like those two police officers who got shot in New York in their patrol car.
	This is caused by journalists.
	These people belong in prison.
	Yeah, I know what you're saying, but now you're getting into freedom of speech, and now it's starting to sound like someone who says something offensive should be jailed.
	It doesn't smell very good.
	I think if you burn the flag, you should go to jail or be deported.
	I think there should be some pretty big limits to free speech.
	Well, I disagree.
	Damn.
	No.
	I mean, think about it.
	These people are not going to hesitate to arrest us.
	I mean, you saw what happened in John Kingsman.
	These people are becoming judges, prosecutors.
	They're on the jury.
	Like, they're not going to hesitate to arrest us.
	So why should we hesitate to put them in jail?
	Well, that's the problem with this whole conflict is that we fight fair and they fight dirty.
	Yeah, we're the gracious losers.
	We are gracious losers.
	Yep.
	And you see it in the house.
	We're going to be setting back.
	At least we fought the right way.
	You know, when we lose.
	Yeah.
	And I don't like the let's not stoop to their level.
	Like Jacob Wall is stooping to their level and I advocate for that.
	And, you know, when Antifa were fighting us, I said, let's fight back.
	And that was seen as violence, even though we were ensconced in violence at the time.
	We still are.
	And I was saying, if Trump supporters get fucked with, fuck with them back.
	But as far as jailing people, no, we should never pay people for what they say ever.
	I think it would pay for itself.
	I mean, we'd use, you know, how did China get up to the second most powerful economy in the world?
	They used, you know, sweat labor.
	So imagine Jared Holt, right, sitting in his maximum security prison, making little McDonald's toys or stitching like JCPenney socks or underwear.
	Like this, it would pay for itself.
	And we could build more jails to put more leftists in.
	Yeah.
	Now I'm starting to worry that you're a troll trying to trick me into saying something bad.
	No, I'm not, Gavin.
	I'm a big fan.
	Big fan, dude.
	Big fan.
	Huge fan.
	Yeah, same.
	Huge fan.
	Massive fan.
	But yeah, thanks for calling.
	I do think, though, you should be able to fight these people.
	Was that a fake lith or a real lith, do you think?
	Like when Jared, when Jake, what's his name?
	Jared Holt gets someone fired.
	He just does it with impunity and no one beats him up.
	And in my day, the Stranglers would get a bad record review and they'd go beat the guy up.
	I don't want them imprisoned, but if you get a guy fired, you fucked with his ability to pay for his children's food, to put food in their mouths.
	And then you just get away with it, and then you show up at CPAC like it ain't no thank.
	That's what pisses me off.
	Mutual combat is a noble way to solve problems.
	Ian, call back if you can.
	Sorry about that.
	We dropped his call.
	We got Big Dad.
	Yo.
	Hello.
	Can you hear me?
	Yes.
	Yeah, my question is, a lot of times when I eat chicks, they will ask me, how many chicks have you slept with?
	Or when I first started dating them, they're like, how many chicks have you slept with?
	And that's a no-win situation.
	How do you answer that question?
	You say 15.
	But I'm at like 88.
	I know.
	You lie.
	All is fair in love and war.
	Never tell women the truth.
	Ever.
	Not even after you're married.
	But yeah, what if...
	Yeah.
	If you're married and you piss your pants, you better hide those pants.
	Yeah.
	I pissed the couch the other night.
	And so I woke up and I went upstairs.
	I changed out of my jeans that I had just pissed.
	I found some PJs and I put them on.
	And then I thought, uh-oh, I gotta fucking absorb that piss.
	Now, when I do it in my own bed, it's not a problem because we have a plastic thing at the bottom of all our other sheets.
	And if I put enough towels down, it eventually absorbs it.
	But that doesn't really work with a couch.
	And this couch, she got this.
	Hold on, she got this fancy couch that doesn't have, you can't take the pillows out.
	They're stitched into the couch.
	So what it is is I laid there with my pajamas on and newspapers, absorbing it.
	And then she comes downstairs in the morning and she goes, was I snoring again?
	And I was like, yeah.
	And I didn't break her balls because she wasn't snoring.
	And then that next day, I sat in that piss stain, absorbing it with my pants and with newspapers, pretending I was reading the paper until like noon.
	And no one knows that I pissed the couch.
	And that's what marriage and courting is all about.
	You're never not courting, boys.
	But you don't think some girls are more deserving of the truth than others?
	Nope.
	Never be honest with the woman.
	It's for losers.
	Well, can't argue with that.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Okay.
	Love you by.
	Every pair of pants you wear are PJs.
	I'm wearing jeans.
	You know what's funny?
	The jeans I'm wearing tonight are the same jeans from that same piss, and I never washed them.
	Oh, my God.
	I gave a huge sniff.
	I couldn't detect any piss, and I thought it was probably water by then.
	We got George Carlin.
	Oh, I thought he died.
	I knew his brother.
	Hey.
	I grew up in the 80s or 70s and 80s.
	I'm about your age, Gavin.
	He was always one of those guys that I really enjoyed.
	I didn't agree with everything a man had, his point of view on things.
	But I mean, we don't have comedians like that anymore.
	Probably never will.
	That's part of the reason why I listen to you.
	Yeah, you know, people ask me, they go, What do your old punk friends think about how you feel today?
	And I say, We didn't really, we weren't political like that back then.
	Like, we just saw the sexmaster wearing a swastika.
	It wasn't really like, oh my god, you have sinned.
	But today, if the bassist likes Trump, that band is dead in the water.
	You know, Johnny Ramon hated communism.
	He liked Ronald Reagan.
	No one really cared.
	They thought it was kind of cool and weird.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it's a different world.
	I really hate it myself.
	But that's good for everybody.
	All right.
	Well, thanks for calling.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Hey, Big Daddy.
	Didn't he win?
	Oh, shit.
	I forgot all that winning stuff.
	Hey, Big Daddy P-Pants, call back in.
	No, look, we fucked up.
	Let's just do the next two callers.
	Sorry, guy.
	All right.
	We'll take one from the Discord and take one from the call queue.
	Let's catch up with Ian because we dropped him.
	Ian, you're on the line.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Oh, this is Nean.
	I'm beyond angry.
	Gavin, you've been pontificating this week about why people are behaving the way that they are about the Ahmed shooting and wanting to see non-white people in commercials.
	And I have a hypothesis that guilt and shame are like very elemental emotions in human beings.
	And those are normally expressed through religion.
	So Stephen King would talk about how we're awarded for channeling positive emotions, but just, you know, for every positive emotion, there's a darker, more sinister emotion that's just as natural.
	But, you know, for years, religion has served as the vessel for all these horrible human tendencies like guilt, shame, public humiliation, so cancel culture, authoritarianism, and all these traits that you see in the left.
	So it's like when you throw religion in the garbage, the liberal orthodoxy becomes, you could see white privilege as a modern version of original sin.
	And I think, you know, especially when you loosen like all the sexual restrictions and taboos, you're all encouraged to be sexually liberal, but we just find another way of sublimating that guilt, and that's into race.
	So I think, you know, when you're looking at all these examples that you're talking about, it really is a religious manifestation.
	Yeah, I think you're right.
	I think liberalism has become a new religion.
	And isn't it funny how people like Joe Rogan will come up with like Sober October, which synthesizes Lent, and they'll come up with meditation, which is really just talking to a priest, or therapy, which is talking to a priest.
	But what I don't get is why are whites the only people that have this tendency?
	Like, you couldn't imagine a Japanese person exaggerating the Ahmed Arbery shooting to blame Japanese people, or a Mexican, or a black, or no other group would be so eager to blame themselves.
	Why is that?
	You could see it tying into our religious history, though.
	You know, like, for example, white people on the right, they actually practice genuine religion, like Catholicism or whatever, where it's actually backed by something that's in principle, like the golden rule.
	But you can see, like, even environmentalists, it's like a mutation of paganism.
	You know, it's like nature worship, ritualistic behaviors, like carrying fucking water bottles in your purse and like not wanting to upset the air.
	So you could see the distinct history of Puritanism and, you know, just the really stringent religious practices that we've had in the West.
	Potentially that could be inflecting the way that white people behave when it comes to now the liberal Orthodoxy.
	Okay, so now what you're saying is it's possible that it's a genetic trait that whites just have this, for some bizarre reason, whites are the only race that have this strange culpability where they have to take the blame for everything.
	Yeah, it was so evident when you talked about that, the cut video, and there was that woman who just literally read it, like wrote as if it was a robotic.
	You know, it was almost like doing a hymn or some kind of religious text.
	It was just clearly, you can almost see it in her eyes.
	There's just, yeah, it's, I do think it's a genetic trait.
	And Japanese people have plenty of shit to feel guilty about.
	You know?
	The rape of Manking, the way they treated Taiwan, they got a lot of skeletons in their closet, but they don't tend to fucking self-flagellate the way we do.
	Yeah, all the history of the world is just carnage and tribalism and taking over.
	I mean, that's just everyone.
	So to act like this is specific to one group and we're uniquely responsible is just ahistorical.
	All right, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	It's a weird thing.
	I still can't figure out.
	So you forgot to tell him that he won, but I'm going to call him.
	I forgot about him too, eh?
	Yeah, call him back.
	No, no, no.
	You don't get to call back.
	It's now a new guy.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Now we're going to.
	So we haven't started bourbon and socks yet.
	Okay.
	Now we're going to Ian.
	Ian was the first caller, to be fair.
	So Ian, you won.
	Yeah.
	Hey, Gavin.
	Hey, Ryan.
	Hello.
	Hey, man.
	You just won Bourbon in Socks.
	Hell yeah, that's awesome.
	How old are you?
	What year were you born?
	32.
	I was born in 87.
	Okay.
	Wait, you were born in 1932?
	Holy shit.
	Yeah, 1932.
	You're our oldest person.
	I love the show, guys.
	My girlfriend and I watch it every night.
	It's like our ritual.
	And when you guys were kicked off Blaze TV, I instantly renounced my membership.
	And so it was nice to see when you came back and had your own show.
	So we were in Gavin withdrawal there for a little while.
	Thank you.
	But I wanted to ask you if you had any advice on red-tilling my mom.
	I got into a knockdown drag out fight with her the other night about, and it all stemmed from this coronavirus shit and me being skeptical of it and her not believing anything that I was saying.
	And I brought up Stephen Crowder's bit where he was talking about how they were counting flu deaths as corona deaths and they didn't have to actually test and verify.
	And she was like, why are you such a skeptic?
	and I got into this huge argument.
	What's wrong with that?
	And I was just wondering if you had...
	Like, scientists are by their very nature constantly skeptical, and they're lauded as heroes.
	What's the matter with being a skeptic?
	I don't know.
	It sounds like someone's saying, why are you such a blasphemer?
	Well, we got into a huge argument about it, and she was talking about CNN and, you know, all the reports that they were putting out there.
	And I was talking about how, yeah, well, CNN also hosts Chris Cuomo, who said he had coronavirus, but then verbally accosted a bicyclist who saw him out of his house and with a group of people and how they couldn't be trusted.
	And yeah, it's anytime I bring up a conservative talking point, she always agrees with me when we talk about all this transgender nonsense and everything else.
	And anytime I bring up a conservative point, she agrees with me.
	But I can't get her to watch an episode of Tucker Carlson.
	I can't get her to watch an episode of Ben Shapiro or Steven Crowder.
	So just any advice.
	I'm in the same boat with my wife.
	I want her to watch that Dinesh D'Souza doc about Hillary.
	And she goes, I'm not going to let you brainwash me.
	I said, what?
	It's just watching a thing.
	You're not going to be under hypnosis.
	I get this question a lot.
	And my advice is always to keep things interrogative.
	Like, don't you think that blah, blah, blah would be blah, blah, blah if they were blah, blah, blah?
	As opposed to, you know, this dogmatic definition of the truth.
	And things like, but isn't the survival rate of COVID-19 like 99?
	In every country, it's over 99%.
	Some countries, it's up to 99.9%.
	Why are we focusing on the deaths when we have deaths from 120 opioid deaths every single day?
	130, sorry.
	250 Christians are killed every day by radical Muslims.
	Why are we focusing on this?
	What's the, I don't get it.
	That's what I would just keep saying to her.
	I don't get it.
	As opposed to like, you don't get it.
	You know, women especially get confrontational.
	She started leaning a little bit more towards my direction and hearing my points of view when I got her to get a pistol permit.
	So we live in upstate New York where guns are impossible to get.
	And because Syracuse area.
	Okay.
	So I ended up getting a concealed carry permit, and I was able to convince her to get a pistol permit.
	And it wasn't until she started taking some courses from different defense companies around here, one of them, Rochester Personal Defense, and hearing other people, well-educated people's other sides of the story.
	And yeah, then she would start to come around on certain issues.
	And guns was one of the biggest for her because she really had her eyes opened and was able to see that she had been lied to for so long about that.
	Yeah, it's funny because the leftists have spooked themselves so much that they want guns now.
	They want a Glock because Trump's America is a war zone.
	And then they start getting into gun culture, and the next thing you know, they're libertarians.
	Speak in.
	All right, thanks for calling, buddy.
	You know, I spent a year and a half trying to get David Cross to criticize immigration.
	And eventually, I got him over to my side by saying it hurts blacks.
	I said it only makes whites richer in both countries, Mexican whites and American whites.
	Rich white males do better with open borders.
	And eventually I got him.
	He was like, you know what?
	I think you might have changed my mind on this.
	And that was a year and a half with constant badgering.
	And then a few months go by and I lost him again.
	And now he's back to hating Trump, hating the wall.
	This was pre-Trump, but you know what I mean.
	So then I just started thinking, is it worth it?
	I mean, do we really change people's minds?
	Is it possible to change someone's mind?
	And then when it comes down to your mother, I would say, maybe just like not jeopardize your relationship with her and lie.
	Just lie.
	Say, you're right, mom.
	Trump is a rapist Nazi.
	By the way, speaking of Trump, I was thinking about this today.
	If I'm on the subway and I'm wearing this t-shirt, right?
	And you can't see my Rolex or my Gucci shoes, and I look at a woman like, wow, she won't even react.
	Like, she might dry heave, but she might just go, Jesus.
	But if I'm in the back of a car, like I'm getting driven somewhere in Manhattan, and especially if back when I was doing Fox News, I was always getting driven, picked up and dropped off by their limo service.
	So I'd be in the back of a large, not a limo, but like a Cadillac, whatever.
	And I'd have a suit on because I was about to do the Fox News.
	And I'd have my window down and I would see some hot chick on like 35th.
	And I would go, wow, or something like that.
	And they would always go like, hello, and do like a little reaction like, yeah, you wish, and enjoy it.
	And that's because they thought I was rich.
	They thought I was a millionaire.
	That's why they live in New York to meet a rich guy and never have to work again.
	And Trump's whole thing of they let you do it, grab you by the pussy.
	If you're rich and powerful, which when they saw me in the back of the limo, they thought I was like Jeff Bezos, they get turned on.
	And the exact same ugly face can be on my motorcycle and be like, hello.
	And they just go, oh, Jesus, what the fuck?
	Same face.
	Two totally different reactions.
	Now we got the Discord.
	Okay.
	Hey, guys.
	All right.
	What's up?
	Hey, what's going on, Gavin?
	How you doing?
	Good.
	Long time listener, first time caller.
	I want to talk about how feminism has saved my life.
	Oh, good.
	Let's hear all about it.
	Okay.
	So back in 2015, five years.
	No, this happened.
	This is probably like eight years ago.
	I used to go to music school, hang out with a bunch of liberals, play classical music all the time.
	Didn't have that much fun.
	And thanks to feminism, I got really drunk one night and was walking home with a girl who is a friend of mine and who liked me.
	And I grabbed her ass and we're, you know, making out on the street corner.
	And then she's saying, come back to my place.
	I say, she wasn't that high.
	She was like a six, maybe a six.
	That's right.
	My bread and butter, dude.
	And I was really drunk and high.
	And so I tell her to, I don't want to do it.
	I'm too drunk.
	I send her home.
	I get up the next day.
	It turns out she's reported me for sexual assault.
	So long story short, I get thrown out of school thanks to feminism.
	Ostracized from the music community.
	There's like five people that will play classical music with me in Cleveland.
	I dared to be brave and stand up for myself, stand up for being a man.
	So I did that.
	Thank God.
	And, you know, I found you in 2015.
	And if it wasn't for you, I honestly might have killed myself because I felt so alone.
	I didn't have anyone.
	I found your videos and I said, oh, God, there are people out there who are getting fucked over by this.
	You know, I'm not just the only guy.
	I'm not some rapist because I honestly did at one point feel like a rapist.
	Well, after a while, you have all these people screaming that at you and you must start to think, maybe it's true.
	Like when everyone called me a racist, I started thinking, maybe I am and I don't know it.
	Yeah.
	So the crazy thing about that was she calls me, I get kicked out of school.
	This is how feminism saved my life.
	I was going to go to music school for like another four years.
	It's cost me $30,000 for one year of school.
	So I was going to be $120,000 in debt.
	I leave.
	I get kicked out, whatever.
	I'm banned from Indiana University campus for life.
	Sent me a nice email.
	If I ever walk on campus, they can arrest me and take me to jail.
	So instead, now I went to bartend.
	I busted my ass for three years, worked 60 hours a week, lived with my dad, paid off all my debt, had 60 grand in the bank, bought a house.
	You know, I would still be in music school today if it wasn't for feminism and this stupid girl who thought I raped her because I grabbed her ass on the street and kissed her a few times.
	That is home with her.
	And imagine how shitty your life would have been if you had a relationship with her.
	I was such a loser back then.
	I didn't work out.
	I just played music all the time.
	At one point, I contemplated voting for Bernie Sanders because I thought that I was like a victim of society as a musician and that I deserved like more money.
	They don't appreciate what they appreciated for.
	Yeah, that's right.
	Well, now I rehab houses with my brother.
	I just got paid two grand the other day to rip out this dude's windows, sand them down to the wood, throw some primer on it, paint them, you know, replace some of the glass panels because nobody knows how to be a man anymore and work with their hands.
	And got paid two grand cash.
	It comes through $1,200.
	Yeah.
	Wow.
	The dude who was with Mattress Girl, like, I don't think he recovered.
	And Kale Hartman is still like in the middle of nowhere watching the show right now.
	We want you to do a show with us, Kale.
	Still totally devastated by that Kantu ruined his life.
	You're fucking lucky, dude, that you came out of this on top.
	And also lucky because you won socks and burbs.
	Oh, yeah, you won socks and bourbon.
	I wear socks when I have sex.
	I shit you not for my entire life.
	About 80% of women mention it.
	I say I always wear socks.
	So getting these socks is actually like life-changing.
	I can't wait to talk to some loser girl on Tinder who's going to show up at my doorstep and have sex with me for nothing and wear these socks while doing it.
	Why do you wear socks during sex?
	It keeps my, my feet get cold.
	I love it.
	It's like my feet are warm and I'm having sex.
	Okay.
	I never take them off.
	And sometimes I feel guilty.
	Like, you know, you're getting in bed.
	And I mean, most of the girls I have sex with, I have sex with one time now, too.
	So thanks to feminism for that too.
	I mean, they just, they give it away.
	I mean, these girls, I mean, I don't know if Ryan does this, but I literally swipe through girls on Tinder.
	I put up a bio that I found online, like how to get girls on Tinder, what women want to hear, copy pasted that to my profile.
	Wow.
	These girls, I try and offer them a good time.
	I said, you want to go out?
	Let's go to dinner.
	Maybe we can hang out.
	And they say, you know what?
	No, I'm fine.
	I'll just come to your house.
	I say, wait, what do you mean?
	You don't want to like go on a date?
	Maybe we get a bottle of wine, some dinner?
	It's like, no, I'll just come to your house.
	I say, okay, yeah, we can like watch Netflix or something.
	I mean, they sit down on the couch.
	Within an hour, they want to have sex with you.
	They don't even spend the night.
	They get up and leave.
	They come to your house and they leave and you don't pay for it.
	That's as fucked as millennial generation is, as fucked as the world is, I found the silver lining and it is Tinder and it is women giving it up for nothing.
	And I don't have to get married until I'm at least 35 and I'm mentally mature because I'm 26 and half retarded right now.
	I have no business having kids or getting married.
	But thanks to feminism, I can sit here and still have fun.
	And I don't even have to go to the bar and buy a girl a drink.
	You got bourbons.
	What an incredible story.
	Yeah, you got to email me your info, Ryan at email Ryan your info and we'll get you stuff.
	Thanks for your call.
	Nice.
	That's what I did a video like that where I was this like gross sexist pervert who said he loves feminism because he gets everything he wants.
	Speaking of skeptical, half of these calls, I'm wondering if they're pranks.
	Because the sound of their voices?
	I don't know.
	Like that guy sounded true and I agree with what he has to say, but I'm dubes.
	Dubious.
	We got another koala here, Gay Bantanas.
	Go ahead, Gay Bandanas.
	How?
	Did Tom Tom walk with Crow?
	How?
	Hello?
	Hello.
	How are you?
	Oh, very good.
	I walk with Crow and speak with Coyote.
	Hey?
	So bad.
	That sucks.
	Have you ever met an Indian before?
	Namaste.
	Namaste.
	Yes, many times.
	No, that's the wrong continent.
	C, see, very good.
	I'm sorry for people that are driving.
	That probably did scare the shit out of them.
	What's going on, man?
	No, well, I thought I'd give you a little insight from the front line here in Pennsylvania as far as the working COVID world goes.
	It's an odd place because basically it's no different, but everybody walks around with gay bandanas around their necks.
	It's like everybody's in the 1980s.
	It's very fashionable.
	It's an odd world.
	I thought I'd let you know about that.
	Well, that's everywhere.
	I mean, that's New York City even.
	But no, this is like a job work site.
	I mean, this is like grizzled old painters and electricians that have to walk around with, I mean, they don't actually wear them.
	They just wear them around their necks.
	And then just in case anybody actually walks in who's an authority figure.
	It's an odd place.
	Huh, that's weird.
	All right.
	Yeah.
	Thanks for the update.
	Okay.
	I guess that's it then.
	Well, you don't seem to have anything else to say.
	Oh, I got many things.
	What else do you need to know?
	Bye.
	That's it.
	All right.
	Audio, you're not a guest on the show.
	What else you got?
	Rub my belly.
	I'll Buddha something up for you.
	That's pretty funny.
	Next, we got New York City in Copa.
	What?
	699.
	You're on the line line line.
	Oh, is that me?
	Yeah, that's yeah.
	Oh, hi.
	Hi, Gavin.
	Hi.
	So basically, I had a really wild Zoom call with my work today.
	I work in New York City, and I am home, and it sucks.
	And basically, going back on what that guy said about everybody just wearing masks and stuff.
	But everybody is just, everybody I'm speaking with, I should say, is just like so brainwashed and they're just regurgitating what they see on social media, what they see on the news.
	And what I'm thinking is that when it comes time for the election cycle and in November, what do you think the state of New York is going to be like if we win?
	Is it going to be riots in the street?
	Are people going to, I just, I don't know.
	Because of all the bullshit that's going on right now, I can't predict what's going to happen.
	Inarguably be riots in the streets, no doubt.
	When Obama was elected, when was that, 2004?
	I was in Williamsburg, Brooklyn on Bedford Avenue.
	People were climbing up street poles, screaming their fucking heads off like the Messiah had come.
	So those same people are about to get a rude awakening when Trump wins with the landslide in 2020, and they're not going to be able to handle it.
	They're going to go fucking nuts.
	And the DNC's plan to make it impossible to vote by anything but mail-ins is retarded because when there's low voter turnout, which there will be if you have a mail-in, oh, sorry, when there's mail-ins, you tend to do well because you can commit fraud.
	But as far as having a low voter turnout by there being a quarantine, the GOP tends to do much better.
	So they're not going to get a mail-in because they're going to try to push that starting like October and say, hey, we have to do a mail-in.
	It's going to be too late to push the mail-in.
	So they'll just have lower voter turnout.
	When you have lower voter turnout, the GOP always wins because you can't bus in like 10,000 Mexicans.
	So they're doomed.
	Exactly.
	They're going to lose.
	And it's going to be absolute fucking chaos.
	I hate seeing all these people say, too, they're like, well, Governor Cuomo said on Thursday, it's like hearing people quote these fucking bureaucrats like they're the king.
	Imagine you were in high school and someone says, actually, the principal said that we should not go out on Thursday because we should be getting ready for the dance.
	Like it would make you nauseous.
	Yeah.
	It's revolting.
	I'm just like, I'm wondering if I should just like take off that week just to see what's going on.
	Well, definitely don't let anyone know how you feel politically in your office.
	Oh, everybody.
	I'm the complete opposite of everybody.
	So do they know?
	Be quiet.
	No, well, I just, if it comes up in conversation, I just say, oh, I don't talk politics.
	And they just quiet down, you know?
	Yeah.
	I mean.
	Oh, anyway.
	Or you could just tell them the truth and you could get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Want to a motherfucker face?
	But thanks.
	You guys are like my little refuge of happiness every day.
	Well, we like you more than a friend.
	Have fun.
	All right.
	Now we're going to go back over to Discord real quick.
	My people.
	All right.
	Guys, we're back with you.
	All right.
	Next up, we got Jank.
	What are you?
	I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still.
	My people.
	The deer run run.
	All right.
	Hey, real quick note on Johnny Rotten, by the way.
	First one to call out Jeremy Savile.
	And everyone fucking laughed at him and called him a piece of shit.
	Yeah, good point.
	He predicted that in what, like 1979.
	He said this guy's a powerful attack.
	These libertarian types are good people.
	What'd you say?
	Well, it turns out that libertarian kind of attitude comes from somewhere, I fucking think.
	I mean, he was the first one to say anything.
	Well, if you have a libertarian attitude, you don't want any power.
	You're not asking to be a leader.
	You're not asking.
	I saw this really disturbing tweet that was from like 20, I don't know, 12 or something.
	And it was a crowd scene that Obama was in.
	You could see him in the middle.
	And it said, it was, Obama tweeted it out and he said, I spy with my little eye, someone who is the president of the United States.
	And I just thought that's just such a non-libertarian view of the world to be like, I got chosen because I'm special.
	Fucking disgusting.
	My question was about, well, Little Richard died last weekend.
	Yes, he did.
	And I got on this like 50s pop fucking rock shit.
	It like makes me feel, like, think of like a better fucking time before I was even, I mean, like, before I was swimming to my dad, like, a long fucking time ago.
	But definitely a better time like Fats of Domino, Little Richard, the Crystals, the Cadillacs, that kind of shit.
	And I know, I think I remember you have a thing on Censor TV about your record collection where you have a section of just that.
	So I was thinking about like maybe recommendations.
	Very difficult recommendations.
	I don't know.
	The Sonics are my favorite old-timey band.
	That was more the 60s and the 50s.
	But yeah, I mean, we just got out of a global war.
	So it was pretty hard not to be happy about stuff.
	But yeah, it just seemed like a great time.
	And I hate how, you know, my daughter's homework assignment is to talk about how terrible it was and how these people are all evil.
	But thanks for your call.
	It's a good trip to go on, especially girl groups.
	I really love girl groups.
	Why am I getting calls at this time?
	Three calls from California.
	Fuck off, dude.
	I don't know who you are.
	All right.
	We got another one from the Disc Cool.
	Go ahead now.
	All right.
	NDI, you're up next.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	I would like to attack you because I realized the secret that you hold, which is, you know, I understand why you call animals morons.
	I get it.
	And I think it's because you're secretly a sentient beaver.
	The symbols.
	There's no other way.
	You look like the Lorax, man.
	Ryan, hang up on this call right now.
	You have hurt me today.
	Hang up on this call right now.
	He's gone.
	He'll never hurt me.
	When you edit this to put it on the site, take that out.
	There's no way people can know that.
	Stop Googling the Lorax as well.
	Don't Google the Lorax.
	Okay.
	That's fine.
	I'm here for you and I'm here to protect you.
	So let's just pretend that didn't happen.
	Let's move forward.
	Not a problem.
	You know what?
	We're going to step away from the Discord for a second.
	Okay?
	We're going to go back to the regular calls.
	I think it's a better zone.
	Okay.
	I'm really churning them out.
	That's three drawings.
	Lame ass California, says Caller.
	That, that, and that.
	Damn.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Hey, yeah, man, I'm from California, man.
	I was kind of like, I was probably one of the only guys from the state that watches your show.
	And I asked you, man, do you think this PC shit's ever going to turn around, especially in this state?
	Yeah, that's a good question.
	You know, the PC thing started in the early 90s.
	It was esoteric back then, and it was for radical feminists who had purple hair.
	And having purple hair was crazy.
	You had to order it online from Manic Panic, and it was hard to get.
	And then I single-handedly beat it back with Vice magazine from the mid-90s all the way till 2005 when I started losing my footing at that institution.
	And it was just waiting, lurking.
	And as soon as I put my finger off the, got my finger off the button, it came pouring back.
	The question really is, is political correctness natural?
	Is it our natural state?
	I mean, we were talking earlier that self-guilt, white guilt, seems to be a genetic trait.
	So maybe political correctness is like where the majority of us are meant to be.
	Maybe we've lost our testosterone.
	And one theory with that is birth control.
	It's made us all into pussies.
	Because birth control makes you synthesize your first trimester.
	And when a woman is in her first trimester, she doesn't want any alpha males around because she's already got a baby.
	She wants brothers around, someone that she can get along with that she can trust to keep her safe and not fuck her.
	So we raised a generation of brothers who are just like, hi, I want to be your friend.
	I'm racist.
	I apologize.
	And it's turned an entire generation into pussies.
	I don't know.
	Is that revocable?
	Like, I don't know, man.
	What I always thought is like, it's always the girls that seem to push the PC, and it's like the guys trying to fuck these girls that just goes along with it.
	And it's really bad here because how you said the purple hair out here, it's turquoise here.
	And about like every other fucking girl you walk by has it.
	And it just drives me fucking crazy.
	Should I just move out of this state?
	Yes.
	I don't know how old you are, but go north.
	Northern California is awesome.
	Big sir.
	Oh, I'm 30.
	Well, I'll just let you go.
	I don't want to keep you up, man.
	All right, thanks for watching.
	Eric Los Angeles.
	Okay.
	Charles.
	And then we'll go back to the what's it called?
	Charles.
	Hey.
	Hello.
	Hey, I'm through.
	Did I win the bourbon?
	You did not win the bourbon.
	I'm sorry.
	Sorry.
	Oh, God.
	You were one who came late.
	You were way too late.
	Loser of the bourbon.
	Chief, way too late.
	It's okay, you know.
	It's good to talk to you guys.
	I'll make it short.
	Got two questions.
	First, I want to say thank you for showing my piece of shit brother last week.
	He's the guy that looks like Copper Cap.
	He was really pissed because he hates the both of you.
	He's a liberal who thinks he knows everything.
	So when we're watching you guys, he'll just wait like a hawk when you say something.
	He'll go, that's not fucking true.
	This guy doesn't fuck know anything.
	But then he'll laugh when you say jokes because you make him laugh even though, which is good to know.
	But first question I got.
	What's not true?
	Every time I hear that, I go, what particular quote was inaccurate?
	Because I want to correct it if it's not true.
	Damn it.
	I can't think of anything, but he doesn't like your faith.
	I don't know what it is because he's like one of those cool liberals who thinks that there's no funny guys on the right.
	Like he hates Crowder, which I like Crowder, but for me, like the last caller who was talking about CRTV and everything, I was crushed when I was like, okay, where's Gavin at?
	Because you were that show or that station for me.
	And then when I saw you got your own, I had to jump on.
	But he just doesn't think anybody can be cool on the right.
	And he's not religious.
	Like, I'm Christian.
	He is atheist.
	I think he's agnostic now, but he won't agree.
	But he's starting to lean because he sees how crazy things are getting.
	But I'm telling him, you got to watch this guy.
	This guy makes everything good.
	And you just sit there.
	In his world, is Patton Oswald a cool person?
	Oh, yeah.
	Yeah.
	He's cool because he gets all the chicks.
	I don't know if he does, but he's in Hollywood and he's a lefty.
	He kills all the chicks.
	And he cares about the environment.
	So he killed all the chicks.
	Oh, yeah.
	I forgot someone died.
	Didn't his wife die or something?
	Yeah, he's all about how cool prescription pills are.
	And then his wife dies of prescription pills.
	And, of course, because he's a lefty, there's no controversy there.
	Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.
	I'd like to say a lot of things about those scumbags from Hollywood.
	I know you can't really say on air that Spielberg's a pedophile, even though he is.
	Who?
	But I'll keep it quick.
	Wait, who can I say is a pedophile?
	What was that?
	Who can't I say is a pedophile?
	Well, just because I don't want someone to sue you, you know, Spielberg, you know, back to the future.
	That's why Kristen Glover left.
	Allegedly.
	He saw that shit going on.
	They didn't want him coming back to the second.
	Wait, who's Silver?
	What are you talking about?
	Spielberg.
	Oh, Spielberg.
	No, no, I call Steven Spielberg a pedophile all the fucking time.
	In fact, Brian and I are going to watch E.T. frame by frame and explain why he's a pedophile and why E.T. is a perfect example of his pedophile soul.
	Filmified.
	And it makes sense touching tips that light up, you know, when your tip gets hot and you touch it to something else to heal it.
	That kind of seems ridiculous right there.
	Yeah, well, how about two young boys smelling their dad's shirt because they miss him so much?
	You know how you and your brother would smell your dad's dirty laundry when you hadn't seen him in a while?
	You know how all boys do that?
	What?
	Yeah, that's a normal thing.
	I'm like painting a man and Hook.
	And I guess Hook was a Robin Williams supposed to be like Michael Jackson originally.
	Peter pansexual, all that crazy shit going on.
	I just thought you guys kind of hinted about the Indiana Jones with Marion, the girl you think that's like the hottest girl in the world.
	Yeah.
	She was like 12 or something.
	Oh, yeah, I forgot about that.
	Yeah, there's tons of examples once you start diving deep on it when they would have just, and they brought that up with Spielberg when he was writing the script.
	They go, hey, man, I'm just going through this.
	I couldn't help but notice on page 13, he would have been fucking her when she was 11 if he was his teacher.
	And Spielberg was like, so?
	I like that.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, it makes it edgy or something, you said.
	Yeah, let's keep it in.
	So what's your question?
	Those guys are all whack, but I was going to say about pandemic.
	I watched the video and then I'm hoping because I listened to all the conservative guys.
	I listened to Shapiro.
	I haven't listened to Shapiro that much because he just talks about the virus every day and rips on Trump a lot, just like little things.
	But I listen to Michael Knowles probably the most and Claven because they kind of laugh about it.
	But no one really talks about that documentary and it just came out the weekend.
	It got censored.
	I was wondering if you had any views on it.
	Because I know Fauci sucks because he's connected to Gates and they want the vaccines and population control.
	But what are your thoughts on that shit?
	Which documentary?
	Plandemic.
	Oh, I haven't watched it yet.
	Oh, dude.
	You got to do like a video like you did on that Armand Robbery guy.
	I forgot that guy's name.
	Arbery with the Timberlands jogging.
	Okay.
	Yeah, my mom sent it to me, and she's usually pretty level-headed.
	Yeah, it's just weird with the doctors and everything.
	But yeah, I don't want to keep in too many of your time.
	Thanks for showing my brother.
	His name is Eric Watstraw.
	He's gay.
	He's going to see this, and he's going to get even more pissed.
	But I love you guys.
	Keep it up, and hopefully, California survives after all this.
	All right.
	Keep getting good at it, if you will.
	Yes.
	We've coming back to the Discord.
	Fedders, are you there?
	Discord, guys?
	Hey.
	Yeah.
	What's up, guys?
	All right.
	Jack, you are up.
	Hey, how's it going, eh?
	I mean, it's going okay.
	Hey, what about you, fuck?
	Well, tonight we've got a question here about crypto.
	Oh, you may.
	Cryptocurrency.
	That's the veganism of the right.
	Actually, I'm asking on behalf of another Discord member who they had some problems last week.
	They live in some bum fuck town.
	Okay.
	So I think that we're going to see the greatest transfer of wealth in our lifetime, The change of the monetary system from fiat money to cryptocurrency.
	We have the U.S. Treasury Secretary Stephen Mnunchin appointed Brian Brooks to oversee the new banking system.
	So he's the chief operating officer of our currency.
	And Brian Brooks was the chief legal officer for Coinbase, which I believe is America's number one or two cryptocurrency exchange.
	And former executive of Deutsche Bank, one of the biggest banks of Europe, was appointed as the new CEO of Binance.
	Binance is probably the leading trader in crypto in the world.
	Bilderberg has been non-stop talking about cryptocurrency for the last three or more years.
	Even during the G7 conferences, they dropped hints of adopting cryptocurrency when talking about Agenda 2030, which is odd.
	And then finally, you have India, China, Venezuela, which are testing grounds for most anything new that change to using digital ways of exchanging money only, as well as using crypto.
	So basically, they're rolling onto the blockchain indefinitely.
	The exchanges are trading USDT, which is a good thing.
	Is this good or bad?
	All right.
	You want another call?
	Sure.
	All right.
	Next up, we got Colin.
	Yeah, what's up, Kevin?
	Hey, man.
	You turn around.
	Let me ask you this.
	Is it me or do these never-Trumpers seem like they love getting that ass obliterated?
	It seems like all they do is lose.
	The only time I can think an example of when they've won anything is when they won the House of Representatives.
	Yeah, I think that's what they've got that.
	I don't think they like losing, though.
	I think what happened was nerds were given too much power and no one had questioned them for a while.
	And under Obama's reign, nerds could roam free.
	And then someone said, yeah, you actually suck.
	And I don't like that.
	And I think we should do something about that.
	Well, we should.
	It's called wedgies.
	We've come up with this run across this problem before.
	We need to start wedging nerds again.
	A wedgie is more of a wake-up call than a punch in the face.
	Especially when you hang a nerd on a basketball hoop by his underwear and he has to sort of stay there suspended for like three hours and go, hey, can someone get me down?
	And someone has to get a ladder.
	I want to give a nerd a wedgie so fucking hard he never looks anybody in the eye again.
	If you don't get at a waistband and make it an atomic wedgie, you haven't wedgied.
	Oh, man.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, guys, when you're wedging, you want to get your fist underneath it.
	The waistband should be here in your hand.
	So this is all cotton on top.
	And you get it under, and then you pump up.
	And you should start feeling like now, obviously, it's much harder with boxers because they're polyester.
	But if you don't remove the entire waistband, you're really just putting cotton into a man's butt crack, which is gay.
	All right.
	Next up, we got Vesh.
	Big Evan A. Ryan.
	Hey, Bon.
	We were speaking of nerds.
	We were at DEFCON and this is this ACLU reporter was kind of shitting on our group.
	And why what's your group ran out of our.
	And he was kind of really shitting on us.
	And we got kind of riled up and ran out of our suite all the way down the stairs.
	And we got to the doors to where the guy was.
	I think his name was Chris Segoyne, Soggy.
	And we stopped midstream realizing how bad it would look if about five or six government guys kicked the shit out of an ACLU reporter.
	Yeah, but so what?
	It's mutual combat.
	Like, you know, that viral video that went nuts recently with the Jeff Goldblum looking dude?
	They solved their problem.
	Everything was fine.
	Those guys are fucking with you.
	They're picking a fight with you.
	And you wanted to resolve it without getting the government involved.
	What's the matter with that?
	Yeah, they're.
	But I had a question, but the nerd thing got me started.
	So when you are doing production of a show, like a multi-segment show that you have disparate units spread across maybe the U.S. or the world, and each one is kind of submitting their own set of content, what's the most difficult thing you encounter with trying to assemble an actual show from five to seven minute segments like that from different people?
	Is it the production?
	Is it the direction?
	Is it making sure everybody's audio and camera things are the same?
	No, I mean, we've had trouble with Jacob Wall recently because his computer's fucked up and in this pandemic, it's hard to get him help.
	So his past two videos have just been audio.
	Those are all minor details that you can easily throw money at and they instantly get solved.
	The biggest problem with this show and this network in general is big tech fucking with us.
	I mean, we've been sued to the point where we can't use the name free speech.tv.
	We've had you can't DM people censored.tv.
	We've been banned from various, what do you call them, network providers in New Zealand and England.
	So the real problem is it's just like justiceforliberty.com.
	It's the technology, the fuckers, the big tech censoring us.
	Censorship is the biggest problem with censored.tv.
	But thanks for calling, and let's go to the next one.
	Yeah, guys, we'll take one more from you guys and go back to the calls.
	Yeah, we got to go back to the calls.
	Look at this production here.
	Boom.
	One.
	All right.
	Screen face.
	Can you hear me?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	You're on.
	Hey, guys.
	Hey.
	My question is in two parts.
	I'm just kidding.
	Gavin, about a year ago, you read my mailbag and I told you to read the book, Deschooling Society.
	I really think you should read it.
	And I think it lines up pretty succinctly with your views on education.
	I mean, it talks about the myth of self-perpetuating progress, about how we're in these institutions just to justify them existing.
	We get these pieces of paper.
	We get these degrees and things just to keep the system going.
	I mean, it talks about schools as false public utilities.
	And it's also got like ideas for moving forward, like learning webs.
	Like, you know, you can go to these centers where you want to learn skills and stuff.
	And it's not mandatory.
	But it was written in the 70s.
	It's really short, I think, that you would...
	Yeah.
	What's it called again?
	It's called Deschooling Society by Ivan Illich.
	It was written in the 70s.
	You've contacted me many times about this book.
	Yeah, dude, you really need to fucking read it.
	It's short.
	Okay, I know it's hard.
	We're on to you, Ivan.
	It's him, dude.
	This is the guy who wrote it.
	No, he's probably dead.
	My fucking psycho, psycho, my psycho philosophy teacher gave it to me when I was like 19.
	He was crazy, but no, it's a great book, man.
	And I don't know.
	All right, thank you for your recommendation.
	I appreciate it.
	That's very nice.
	The one who recommends.
	He who recommends a book.
	If I read books, I would read it.
	Killbane Mary or something.
	Hey there, fuck.
	Fuck.
	How you doing?
	Not bad.
	So I have a question.
	So in a game of Kill Bang Mary, would you Kill Bang Mary, Tarana Burke, Gabby Giffords, or Blair White?
	Giffords?
	Oh, that's Gabby Giffords.
	The one that was shot.
	Of course, this is post-shooting Gabby Giffords.
	Oh, shit.
	That's tough, man.
	It's fucking hard.
	I asked Jim Goad it.
	This ain't easy, man.
	This is a homework assignment.
	So you obviously don't want to be...
	Gay.
	You're with a dude.
	So I'm not marrying her.
	I like her, though.
	So I'm going to fuck her.
	Oh.
	I'm going to kill Tarana Burke just because she shouldn't ever have been born.
	Oh, my God.
	And then I'm going to marry Cabby Giffords and just like face fuck her when I'm bored and not really listen to her when she starts, you know, slurring out some retarded sentence.
	And she was shot?
	Ryan has never heard of her.
	No.
	She was shot in the head, and she talks like a retard now.
	And they give her a script, and she's like, I think guns are so bad.
	It's terrible.
	But I'm going to marry her because those are my options.
	Next call.
	I'm running out of patience here.
	These shows are fucking long.
	Jerry Taylor, what?
	619, you're on the lines.
	Hey, I just wanted to thank you for suggesting Jerry Taylor's Haved with Good Intentions.
	Do you know what the working title of that book was?
	No, no, I have no idea.
	Black Failure, White Guilt.
	Wow, wow.
	For a book that was written in 1992, it's still relevant today.
	And it got nothing but great reviews when it came out from the Wall Street Journal, from National Review, from Washington Examiner.
	Everyone loved it.
	And now, you know, he can't walk down the street without bodyguards.
	Same guy.
	He hasn't changed.
	Well, now that you mention it, you know, you mentioned Washington Post and that got bought out by Jeff Bezos.
	No, Washington Times or Washington Examiner.
	Gotcha, gotcha.
	But I guess a question for me is, I live in Southern California.
	I live in San Diego along the border by Tijuana.
	And I'm over here on these dating apps and all I'm getting are, you know, these sevens and eights across the border.
	And I'm worried it's going to be a 90-day fiancé situation.
	So?
	Fuck them.
	And yeah, what do I do?
	You put your penis in them and you go in and out and in and out and then you jizz on their belly.
	And when they say, will you marry me?
	If you don't like them, you say no.
	Oh, I think you don't.
	It is the Washington Post.
	Thanks for your call.
	Pardon me, Ryan?
	Yeah, I appreciate it.
	Bezos owns the Washington Post?
	Oh, did you hear that, everyone at home?
	Ryan Rivera has been doing some fact-checking, and Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post.
	So thank you for that, sir.
	By the way, I've been drinking all day and all evening, and Ryan Rivera is sober as a judge.
	And his two cents is that Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post.
	Yes.
	Yes.
	That last call we had was me saying that when Jared Taylor's controversial book came out in 1992, it got great reviews from the Wall Street Journal, the Washington Examiner, National Review.
	The caller called in and said, well, you mentioned the Washington Post.
	It's owned by Jeff Bezos.
	And then I said, no, I said the Washington Examiner.
	You then look up the Washington Post to see if it's owned by Jeff Bezos.
	About three people don't know that Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post.
	Nobody in your industry, as someone in media, doesn't fucking know that Jeff Bezos owns the Washington Post.
	That is the most baseline knowledge you should have as someone in fucking media.
	Jesus H. Christ.
	Wow.
	Jeff Bezos actually does own the Washington Post, Gavin.
	Wait, why'd you just crumple that?
	That's not good.
	No.
	Lori the pickup artist.
	Hey, so I've been a bartender since 2004, so I've seen a lot of this pickup artist stuff over the years.
	I have some notes from the field.
	Do people fucking want me to start out?
	No, no, it never works.
	Did you notice the guy that had the beard in the videos?
	His beard is fake, I think.
	What?
	Yeah, it does seem to have come out of nowhere.
	Or it's like glued onto his face.
	Like when you look at videos of him, and you're speaking, of course, of Arash de Bazar, it's like, no beard, no beard, no beard, giant long beard.
	And he also has a very strong chin, so it doesn't make sense that he would grow a beard like that.
	Well, he's got a super round head.
	So anyways, the first thing that it all comes from that book, The Game that Neil Strauss wrote.
	So the first thing they write in that book is if you're really nervous, that you're supposed to just talk to dudes and just ask innocuous questions.
	So a thing that has happened to me more than tenfold is, like, say, I'll be working the door at a bar checking IDs, and like a little nerdy guy will come up to you and just ask, say, like, what's the busiest night of the week here?
	Is it Tuesday or Friday?
	And you just instantly know that they've been reading this book or whatever.
	Oh, that's so sad.
	Oh, it's, and I, when they're at that stage, I do tend to break their balls about it.
	But when they actually get to the point where you're supposed to do like palm reading or carrying around a deck of cards or ruse.
	Oh, my God.
	So they will walk into a bar and they'll start doing it, but it won't work on the first, say, group or pairing of girls.
	And then they'll just keep moving on.
	And you're supposed to do that neg thing.
	So you say, oh, your hair is a nice color.
	Is it real?
	You know, like shit like that.
	And then you're ultimately supposed to try to get them to buy you a drink, and it never works.
	100% of the time, it does not work.
	It's the saddest thing.
	You know, we should have this.
	We should have a seminar next to a Rash and De Bazaars seminar where it's me and Ryan, and you pay $100 for a ticket.
	And we come in, hi, everyone.
	Sit down.
	Welcome.
	Under your chair, you will see a small bag of cocaine.
	Pick that up, put it in your pocket, and we're done here.
	Enjoy your imminent pussy.
	That's why it was a $60 ticket.
	The whole movement, I think, it only worked in the pre-social media era.
	And the fact that they're in Hollywood says a lot because you can dress like a clown and people, you know, like there's guys walking around Hollywood dressed as Spider-Man day in and day out.
	It's not unusual there.
	Right.
	But if you do it in, like, I'm in Boston, if you do it in a major city like this, it's not going to happen.
	Like, you can't dress like you're going to a, you know, a Marilyn Manson sideshow or whatever and expect a normal person to reciprocate.
	Do you remember that guy?
	What was his name with the furry top hat?
	Mystical or something?
	Mystery.
	Mystery Canadian.
	So that's another thing.
	Like, I think it works better in countries that aren't necessarily cool, like Canada or Australia.
	You know?
	Okay.
	Well, thank you for your call, sir.
	Let's look up.
	There he is.
	Mystery.
	Look at his fucking outfits.
	Wait, James Franco's going to play him?
	I don't know when that article was.
	Let me see.
	James Franco will make the world as pickup artists.
	Mystery.
	That was 2016.
	That didn't pan out.
	I guess that didn't go anywhere.
	But let's see Mystery's tips.
	I thought I knew women.
	If a woman I know fucked one of Mystery, I'd go, are you okay?
	You have opened the set.
	You have demonstrated higher value to the woman in her group in such a way that it doesn't seem like bragging.
	And you have negged her to state something that will disqualify you from being considered a potential suitor just long enough so that you can demonstrate high enough value to hit those attraction circuits that exist in her head so that you start getting indicators of interest.
	Have you ever been laid, mystery?
	Look at his Grover arms.
	I think his sexual preference indicators of interest from her.
	Shouldn't you have tattoos if you're going to be that fucking naked armed?
	And here's this next level of the video game, where now the challenge is to make her feel like you're not yet attracted to her, but it's growing.
	Jamiroqueer Women who fuck I think the punishment is that they fucked him.
	Women who fuck him should have to fuck him.
	That should be the punishment.
	Mike, we got a Mike on the fucking call, man.
	Mikey.
	Mikey!
	Hey, Gabby.
	Mikey!
	Proud of your boy.
	Proud of your boy.
	What's up, Mike?
	Listen to sound drops.
	It was me, bro.
	All right.
	I'm basically like the same guy as the first guy that called in.
	I was born in 32, no, 87.
	I'm 32.
	I live in upstate New York.
	I've watched you since Compound Media.
	And I actually subscribed to you at CRTV four hours before they kicked you off and hated them ever since and unsubscribed immediately.
	And then I had this ex-girlfriend who is a super liberal, and we would have our little ritual of watching you every night, too.
	Is there a Proud Boys chapter up by Syracuse?
	Oh, I have no idea.
	I'm not there.
	I'm in Buffalo.
	Well, you should find out.
	So, the only difference, though, between me and that guy is that I ended up breaking up with that girl and leaving New York City, and I asked her why, and she was like, oh, you watch Gavin every night.
	I don't like that.
	Oh, I apologize.
	Sorry.
	But I go by another name, which is Laurent Walks on Watery.
	I go by another name.
	It's called Care.
	Hello?
	Well, he called me a retard.
	All right, thank you for calling.
	We had a good run, and that was fun.
	Come on, man.
	You know what I started watching tonight is the wrong Missy on Netflix.
	It's fucking great.
	And I could kind of tell it was going to be good by the terrible reviews it got.
	That's a new way to know if something's good.
	The last season of Kirby Enthusiasm got bad reviews.
	The ISIS episode of Kirby Enthusiasm got bad reviews.
	And I thought, I bet it's fucking good.
	And it was.
	This is stupid goof humor.
	This is Adam Sandler, Happy Madison at its best.
	And Rob Schneider.
	Rob Schneider's even good in it.
	I love Rob Schneider.
	He, uh.
	What?
	Oh, boy.
	How's that for a wake-up call?
	Hmm?
	Me like Rant.
	Is that a spoiler?
	What are you doing?
	Yeah, it is a spoiler.
	Yes.
	Sorry.
	Sorry about that.
	You know, there's a new Nanette in town called Wallace.
	Oh, Lord.
	Oof.
	The trailer looks...
	Kiss Gary on the lips for 10 seconds?
	Okay, that, that.
	Or watch Nanette.
	I'd rather drink a period from a guy.
	I'd rather drink a guy's menstrual cycle.
	Dude, it looks bad.
	So is it on Netflix?
	What is her name again?
	Wait, what are you looking up?
	Nanette.
	What is her name again?
	Anna Gatsby.
	Why do you want the trailer?
	Everyone paid probably like $40 a ticket is sitting in this giant stadium going, do I laugh?
	So are we.
	We're being raped right now.
	Hey, look, she's had a fucking nose job.
	Dude, she's got a body job.
	Are you led to be a feminist and have a nose job?
	You thought, look at that Chris Farley fucking suit.
	Why?
	For Calibru?
	Had I known just how wildly popular trauma was going to be in the context of comedy, I might have budgeted my shit a bit better.
	She says she's Foghorn Leghorn.
	She's a chicken.
	You know when you're nervous and you're talking like this?
	That's like her whole thing.
	But I went and put all my trauma eggs into one basket like a fucking idiot.
	And now here we are.
	Doesn't that look like a parody?
	Like they're making fun of her?
	Yeah, totally.
	It really is.
	It's like a family guy is doing Nanette.
	Listen to the music and everything.
	It's all inspirational.
	To which I responded, fuck off.
	Look at her nose.
	She's had a nose job.
	When women have no nostrils, it's because they've had a nose job.
	You can flirt it.
	Aluminum.
	Dude, she's wearing the sneakers you love.
	No.
	Those aren't them?
	No, there's a dark swoosh.
	I just say aluminum when you can flirt it.
	Aluminum.
	Stop it, America.
	And y'all?
	I'm taking y'all.
	I love y'all.
	Because y'all is the best movie.
	Most inclusive second-person plural pronoun in the English-speaking world.
	You like y'all.
	That's so funny.
	That's what people always say about Whoopi Goldberg.
	She's a well-known comic who's never made a joke.
	Nanette, you never made a joke.
	What's a joke?
	Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side?
	That's a joke.
	There has to be set up in a punchline.
	Ugh.
	Become a bull?
	I fucking hate her.
	All right.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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