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May 11, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E161 - JAMES CRAIG ANDERSON [2020-05-11 - S02E161 - JAMES CRAIG ANDERSON]
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Don't sing if you want to live long.
They have no use for your song.
Go on with Devin McDimie.
That's a fun little song.
She was a Filipina from the 50s and 60s, I think.
She wrote for Dusty Springfield.
That wasn't her hit.
Norma Tanega.
Tanega, that's a common Filipino name.
They all sound like that.
Talagak.
What's that language called?
Talagak, Magal, Magalak.
Michelle Malkin spoke it at one point in her life.
I think she's forgotten it.
That woman's big hit was Walking My Cat Named Dog, which I don't like as much as that.
Have you got that one?
It's next in the notes, shit for brains.
Yeah.
We're off to a great start here.
What are we doing?
show it Yeah.
That's gay.
That's really gay.
I think Waiki, Taika Waititi chose that song to be the theme song to What We Do in the Shadows because he reckons himself kind of Filipino.
He's a Maori Jew, but he's like, no, I'm actually a Polynesian Jew.
That's a weird trait, huh?
You know who also does that?
Aziz Ansari calls himself Asian a lot.
Like we're living in Britain.
But what you're doing is you're trying to expand your appeal.
You know?
Like, we have a lot of Canadian viewers and Scottish viewers because of my background.
And I think Taiki knows that Maoris are too esoteric of a race.
I think they're fucking cool.
I would have a facial tattoo if I was a Maori.
Nothing too drastic, maybe.
Just like some things here, maybe in a chunk chunk.
You know?
You're allowed to.
I always say that when people's parents die, well, the good news is you can get facial tattoos now.
So the reason I brought that up was to say that I am drowning in quality entertainment.
I was sitting, my daughter's the weird one.
I got a kind of a tough brawler criminal son, the youngest, then a jock smart guy for a son.
And then a weirdo, kind of a goth chick for a daughter.
I like all those people, though.
I'm very lucky.
So when I want to get weird, I watch stuff with my daughter, and we watched What We Do in the Shadows, The Shivering Truth, and Midnight Gospel.
And I just turned to her and I said, you got to understand, when I was your age, this level of quality was unfathomable.
We might, I remember we would trade VHS tapes, and you might get a Strangers with Candy or a Mr. Show on VHS from a guy who knew a guy and it was kind of low quality.
So we did have access to some weird shit, but not like this.
What we do in the shadows is so fucking jam-packed.
And it's by Jermaine Clement of Flood of the Concords, who ruined himself on Twitter for me.
We got into an argument a couple years ago about something gay.
I forget what it was, climate change or some bullshit.
Why do these people, these artists keep ruining their art with their terrible political views?
Just keep that out of it.
That's what I like about Strangers with Candy's Amy Sederis.
She doesn't do that shit.
She doesn't ruin herself.
But Jermaine and Tyka, you might remember him from Tyka is the Maori who did Ragnarok, and he was a rock in it.
He also did JoJo Rabbit.
He's done a lot of good shit.
He's a very funny dude.
But yeah, what we do in the shadows is so quality that sometimes I just sit back and go, holy fuck, this is good.
He just has to walk into the house and we have no hope.
But we have a plan.
Okay, just let me explain.
How's this for fucking hilarious?
That guy who lives in a cement room, he became a vampire.
Just pause.
He became a vampire.
He was human, but he doesn't feed on blood.
He feeds on energy.
And what he does is he bores you to death.
So he works at an office and he sits on people's cubicles and goes, what'd you do this weekend?
And they're just like, oh.
But go play some of it.
Oh, there he is.
Oh, look.
So he got a raise and he became all-powerful.
He even grew his hair back.
He's so boring.
Talk someone's ear off anymore to drain them.
I can drain them with a single phrase.
TGIF?
It's five o'clock somewhere.
Dan.
Working hard or hardly working?
And I grow more power.
You know that guy at work where you see him and you just go, oh, for fuck's sakes.
Look, he's becoming too strong.
He kills the cameraman.
Because it's done in the office type style.
But keep going.
Look at them.
Dorsey is that he's sorry, right, Master?
Oh, yeah.
So this is a subplot where the guy with the beard she discovered from an old painting burned down her village like 600 years ago.
Not just very angry at me for destroying everything.
I don't know.
It's not the kind of thing you can sample live here.
But they go to the, they go, that's the newest one.
What's that episode called?
Carl Robinson Gets a Raise?
Colin's Promotion.
Colin's Promotion.
And I'm just, half of me is, it's sort of like the Sopranos.
Half of you is watching it, and the other half of you is going, fuck, this is such quality.
Such quality.
So fucking good, Mikey.
Another, oh, yes, show that picture.
Here's an obsession I have.
Every time there's a fucking picture in a movie, the guy holds it up and it's the worst Photoshop ever.
It's like, I remember when we used to play basketball, and there's a picture of the rock.
They found some kid picture of the rock and they photoshopped it onto some kid's face with a basketball.
And you can see the seam.
I have a collection of these somewhere I got to dig up.
But it's an impossible thing to Google.
Remember the one in Code 8?
Oh, oh, yeah.
What was that?
The cops.
It was like they were showing like the cops.
And it was like the hats weren't even on correctly.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
One of the hats was sideways because his face was facing the wrong way.
Yeah, pathetic.
And you think, guys, come on.
There's people who can do awesome Photoshop.
Can you just find them?
I used to work with this guy, Beige, at Vice.
He could do anything.
He could make me into Ryan.
He could make my fingers five feet long.
Like, same with this other dude, Alan Incubator.
They're not that common, but you can fucking find them.
I found them.
Get people who can do half-decent Photoshop.
Jesus Lord.
And then you look at what we do in the shadows, and they have this montage at the beginning, and they're all Photoshopped, and they're all exquisite.
Like, look at that.
That's them in the 80s.
How perfect is that?
Like, I can't even see what...
I can't even see like what was glued on, what was fake.
Did they take a real picture and then take the wrinkles out or something?
Wait, is that, you think that's photoshopped and not just staged?
No, because he looks so young.
They both look really young.
And that's not his hairdo.
Another thing I've noticed about movies, by the way, British people are really good at putting some money aside for the movie.
I mean, sorry, the soundtrack.
Like Ricky Gervais, or I saw this shitty movie on the weekend called Greed, which I won't even get into.
I don't want you to see it.
But the soundtracks were awesome.
David Bowie, all kinds of stuff.
You got to put money aside.
Americans don't do that.
They finish the movie and they go, oh, fuck.
There's no soundtrack.
So then they go back in and just add like, pay some dude a thousand bucks to do a soundtrack.
That's not fun.
I want to hear kick-ass songs.
Like, speaking of Ragnarok, they had...
Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun.
Immigrant song.
When did I get a stutter?
Immigrant song.
You just remixed it.
Remix.
But what are you doing?
You're supposed to find it in Ragnarok.
You plebe.
You think I don't have access to Led Zeppelin?
It's a fight scene.
Tell me, brother.
*Sounds of fire*
By the way, I watch these movies because I have kids.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
I took my kids to the theater to see this.
Didn't they hate it or something?
Okay, they hated Star Wars.
Thanks for turning down the volume at the perfect part.
So that's one of the two times the Americans have done it.
And then Bridge people do this thing that fucking annoys me where they add special effects into the movie where it doesn't belong.
Like a wall will just have the number 18 on it when she says 18 or something.
They'll put song lyrics up or, you know, a big letter falls down or some bullshit CGS shit.
Like at the end of Sexy Beast, which was such a cool movie, all of a sudden we're burrowing in under the pool and we see this weird monster bunny that lives below the fucking house.
What?
What are you doing?
Are you showing off that you're good at After Effects?
Don't do that anymore.
Stop it.
Also, in the top three, this fucking show, Shivering Truth.
Again, my eyeballs were falling out of my head.
Claymation takes forever.
I used to know this guy, Jay Johnson.
I still know him, but he did this claymation show that was like a parody of some Catholic awareness thing.
And he goes, we would like, say, why don't you have this guy walk over here and turn on the sink?
And they'd leave that with the animators.
They'd come back eight hours later and he was halfway to the sink.
Like it takes days and days and days to do this fucking claymation.
And the fact that they can do it and make awesome, high-quality comedy, the fucking writing is insane.
They called the night sky a disgusting rash of sparkly zits.
He said if his daughter, if they don't find his daughter soon, he's going to rip off God's face and stuff it down his tip.
He's going to put God's face in his peehole.
Prodigy Trudy Glimmer was the greatest peekaboo player the world had ever known.
Trudy, where's Trudy?
I just saw her.
She was just here.
Where'd she go?
Where'd she go?
Oh, God.
She was just here.
Trudy, where'd you go?
Oh, my God.
Trudy, my baby.
Where's my baby?
I won't mind.
Someone stole my baby.
Oh, God.
Someone stole my baby.
What's going on?
Where's Trudy?
What happened?
Where is she?
You get that bastard that took her.
He heard a husky man.
I swear.
I'm going to rip God's face off and then ram it down his tip.
I promise I will find your daughter, even if I have to kill her to do it.
It's like, there's thousands of those.
Every sketch is that.
Oh, that's the one I was talking about.
Moral, oral.
Moral oral.
Moral oral.
And that's shitty animation.
Yeah.
What we just saw is good, and they have tons of those.
Really fucking weird.
Really fascinating.
And then, of course, I'm still plugging Midnight Gospel.
What a brilliant idea to take a podcast.
I'm sorry to repeat myself, but take a podcast.
This is with his mother who's now dead And animate it.
So it's just like eye candy and ear candy at the same time.
And they're barely related.
Like those teddy bears are not mentioned anywhere in the thing.
Okay.
Okay, I will tell you about this shitty movie that I don't want you to watch called Greed starring Steve Coogan.
So it's about the guy who owned H ⁇ M, who apparently made millions of dollars.
So you're just watching the whole movie, and you can find the trailer.
And it's the guy who did 24-hour party people.
Fucking piece of shit.
So this guy, and it's true, H ⁇ M used Sri Lankan labor.
And sometimes they would drive down the price lower and lower and lower.
And sometimes it hurt the factory workers.
And sometimes they would have to go somewhere else and they would starve or whatever.
Everyone uses Sri Lanka and the third world to make their clothes.
I mean, American Apparel tried just using illegals in America.
That's about as patriotic as you can get and not go bankrupt.
And they went bankrupt.
So this whole movie is about what a scumbag this guy is for using Sri Lankan labor to get rich.
And at the end of it, I'm going to ruin it for you.
He has this big Caligula party.
And this woman who works for him, who, Sri Lankan, opens the gates and the lion kills him secretly late at night.
And she's the hero of the movie.
So what he's doing is legal.
And she murders him and she's totally cool and super rad because the guy's kind of a jerk and he's a real capitalist.
And then the end of the movie, after the credits or during the credits, whatever, there's this montage of what percent of money is made from the third world and the fashion industry and how much Sri Lankans make a day and how terrible it is and their poverty and then the rich.
And you're like, that's what?
Like, I'm no globalist.
I wish more stuff was manufactured here, but that's just the way the system is for everyone.
Like, where do you think this was made?
Where do you think this was made?
They're all made in the fucking shithole countries.
In fact, I remember when I made these dolls, these vice do's and don'ts dolls, I said, we're absolutely not making these in China.
No way.
And the guy said, I think I know of one place in all of America that makes these dolls, but the price would be like 50 bucks a doll.
I mean, you couldn't do it.
It's just, it would be like paying for vanity sculptures, really.
That's not the industry.
So you can either not get in the doll industry and make these, or you can do it the way it's done.
That's just the way it is.
Like everyone gives Trump shit for his ties being made in China.
Oh, you found it.
For his ties being made in China.
And you're like, yeah, but that's the way it works.
Like, I can't make ties here.
Everyone else is cheating.
That's the problem.
That's the woman.
Look at that.
See, so Brits are good at always including movies, but I don't need a little fucking this now presentation at the end of your fucking movie.
So fucking lame.
And the movie advocates for murder.
It says eat the rich.
It literally has a rich guy getting eaten at the end.
It's an Antifa propaganda film.
By the way, all those people are lucky to have a job in a shithole like Sri Lanka.
Isn't it Sri Lanka's fault that they allow that to happen?
Yeah.
It's more of a, and if he had any brains, he'd make it about globalism and the problems with open borders.
But no, it's just like, you shouldn't have exploited them.
Well, the option shouldn't be there.
Anyway, I went to Central Park on the weekend, and I thought it was pretty interesting because in Manhattan, we're told by de Blasio that blacks get COVID more because of racism.
Because you see, we force them into poverty, so they're forced to stay close together.
They can't do the six feet rules.
And then I was in Midtown.
No, you just had it up.
I was in Midtown, and there were these black women just hanging out, making TikToks.
100% of them were on their phones 100%.
No, no, keep it like that.
Yeah.
100% of them were on their phones 100% of the time.
And I was there for a while because we were picking up pizza to go to Central Park.
There was times when they would all just stop talking and be staring at their phones for like two to five minutes in total silence.
And then they would get back together and start making TikTok videos.
And they were not practicing social distancing.
Go back to that movie.
They're doing a check it out west.
Look at this.
They were there.
What are they doing?
There's no bus stop there.
What the hell are they doing?
That's what they do.
They must come from Hell's Kitchen, the project, because that was around Times Square.
So it must be Hell's Kitchen, PJs.
Anyway, let me show you Central Park.
It was pretty interesting.
Everyone was wearing masks on the trails.
I didn't.
But once you got to an opening, people would take their masks off and party.
And they were all very civilized.
You got the movie?
Yep.
That was the first one, right?
Yep.
That's sheeps.
Central Park.
Very well behaved.
Dakota building there where John Lennon was shot.
And then I have one more.
It's really funny.
So hold on to your hat.
Nope.
Wow, you're fucking slow.
Hi, I'm in Central Park.
Everyone's keeping their distance, and there's no coffee from here.
Which isn't a problem because I'm not drinking beer.
I'm drinking Coca-Cola.
Red?
Or am I?
I don't know.
Mischievous, huh?
It was weird, too.
I've never done that before.
Had that Coca-Cola thing.
I remember them in the 80s, but I don't think I've ever used one before.
You feel kind of conspicuous because you don't drink beer the way you drink Coke.
The way you drink Coke is you'll have like a glug, glug, glug, maybe sip it like three or four times and then you're done.
But beer, you're just like boom, boom.
So I look, and I had about three.
So I look like a fucking cola fanatic.
If a cop was watching, he'd be like, no one likes cola that much.
No one pounds three cokes.
I was doing an eight ball of Coke.
Zing.
All right, I want to talk about something, this shooting in Georgia, because it's treated as an example of how unsafe it is to be black in America.
Really?
Does anyone really believe that?
Black people are 100% safer in a white neighborhood than they are in a black neighborhood.
White people are also.
Everyone is less safe in a black neighborhood, and everyone is more safe in a white neighborhood.
Who denies that?
I thought John Miller had a pretty woke tweet about it.
What are you doing, Ryan?
You're sitting looking at that fucking Magalak?
It says before green screen.
Oh.
It's ready to bump us.
Oh, I see.
There.
Whites killed by blacks.
Blacks killed by whites.
And remember that you're living in a place where blacks are 14% of the population.
So when you start factoring in disproportionate, that chart is even scarier.
And this came out when this viral video came out of a black guy being shot, the one LeBron James said, we can't even go for a jog anymore.
And I think I had an epiphany over the weekend, or I should say I was helped with this epiphany, that they are not cotton picking, but cherry-picking what black deaths they want to use.
And we figured out why.
Allow me to demonstrate.
You know who this is?
That's James Craig Anderson.
You ever heard of him?
No, you haven't.
You know why?
Because you are being lied to.
I want to go a few steps back before I explain James Craig Anderson and why you don't know who he is.
Now, I never said racism doesn't exist.
I said racism isn't a thing.
Spider bites exist.
Six people die a year from spider bites.
Spider bites are not a thing.
If you want to get through the weeds and really find examples of racism, I've got plenty, but you're going to find that the majority of racism in America is anti-white.
You're also going to notice when you look at xenophobia, homophobia, sexism, anti-Semitism, you're going to find it tends to be coming mostly from non-whites.
Sorry, that doesn't fit the narrative.
The narrative in this country is blacks are being hunted for sport and we have a serious racism problem.
We're actually worse off than we were in the 50s, which is patently false.
But, you know, if you want to find anti-Semitism, it's not Nazis.
It's angry black dudes like Anyel G. Gilbourne, who this is last year, he just said, fucking kike.
And he grabbed a giant rock, like about the size of four bricks, and just smashed it into the head of this old Orthodox Jew.
All of the anti-Semitic attacks you see in Williamsburg, Brooklyn are from bratty black kids.
Sometimes they're anti-Semitic.
Sometimes they're just brats.
Or if you want to see bona fide racism, we can talk about Nicozi Thandui, who I think was trained by whites to hate whites.
He said he learned to hate white people in college, and he said he was going to kill some cracker bitches, fucking white privileged assholes.
Are there pictures of him in that?
Gateway Pundit is kind of messy, isn't it?
His ads and pictures not loading.
Show that image 3844 of the Britney, what was her name?
He went out to kill, there it is.
He said, I'm going to go kill white people because of white privilege.
He shot three girls.
One of them was Hispanic.
And he killed Brittany Watts.
That's racism.
Or you want to talk about black people being murdered.
20 black people are murdered a day in gang warfare.
Not a peep from Black Lives Matter, from the media.
That doesn't fit this bullshit lie narrative.
You are being lied to.
James Craig Anderson, the guy that I started this video with, is the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.
But let's keep, before we start unraveling the sweater, let's have a look at the sweater first.
Tyshon Lee, beautiful little eight-year-old kid.
The execution-style shooting, he was, I'll just read what happened.
The execution-style shooting was an act of revenge.
Two gang members, Dwight Boondotti and Corey Morgan, black men, believed that a rival faction had killed Morgan's 25-year-old brother and wounded his mother a month earlier.
Angered, Morgan said that he was going to kill grandma's kids and all, according to court documents.
So that brings us to this guy that everyone is talking about over the weekend.
I think his name is Armed Robbery or something, Ahmed Aubury.
He was casing a construction joint.
He has a long criminal record.
This construction site had reported robberies.
He was stealing copper wire.
Copper wire is what crackheads steal because it sells.
It's easy to sell.
And he's wearing Timberland boots, right?
He's not wearing sneakers.
He gets, are those Timberlands?
There's some sort of boot.
Oh, no, sorry, that's a different time.
But you recognize him and you recognize what he's wearing.
So that's from earlier footage.
These guys see this black man running and just show the boots.
I think that's an important picture to see.
These are not running shoes, okay?
Look at the lip there.
They're clunky boots.
So these two guys, they're not really retired cops.
Greg McMichael was an investigator for the DA, but they see him and they get accused of vigilanteism because they chased him down with guns.
I don't see it as vigilanteism.
I see it as a logical thing to do.
If someone's robbing me or my neighbor, I'm going to grab my gun and go chase him.
You call the cops.
What are the cops going to do?
Fill out a form 20 minutes after he's gone.
The cops are just guys who fill out paperwork, they're cleanup guys.
They're not superheroes, they're not time travelers.
Ever seen the sign, I don't call 911 with a picture of a gun on it.
Is that a vigilante sign?
No, it's I don't fucking handle my own problems.
So they chase him down.
They say, stop.
He grabs their gun.
That ignites the trigger, goes off in his hand.
These two go to court.
The judge sees the story, says, forget about it.
That's fine.
Now, this video emerges.
And this months later, and you can see him coming at the guy.
By the way, this cameraman should be shot.
That's the only justified murderer here.
Kill this fucking cameraman.
What are you filming over there for, dude?
So the gun goes off in his hand and then goes off again.
He's fighting to get this gun because he's a crackhead criminal.
I love how everyone's using his high school graduation photo where he's got a little bow tie.
Why didn't you use his mugshot?
So they had the right guy.
We showed him casing the joint.
We showed his boots.
He yanked the gun.
And get this.
The investigator recognized him.
He had been arrested before.
In 2013, 19-year-old Ahmed Arbry, who was not a student at the school where the incident occurred, brought a loaded gun to a high school basketball game.
And one of the suspects, now charging his death, was involved in the subsequent investigation.
So why so much attention?
How come you've never heard of James Craig Anderson and everyone has heard of Ahmed Arbery?
Look at the enthusiasm.
Okay, first Sean King.
Obviously, he's going to be the first.
He threatened to kill them, by the way, on Facebook.
Said, I have your address.
And if we don't get justice, then we're going to get our own justice.
This is what happens in the court of public opinion.
Rodney King drove through a neighborhood, endangered lives.
The cops finally catch this car.
He was with, I think, four other people.
They go, get down on the ground, get down on the ground.
Everyone gets down on the ground, but Rodney King.
He laughs in their face.
They go, get down, get down.
They shoot him with a taser.
He laughs in their face.
So they beat him into submission.
And everyone just sees that last little part, and we have riots in the streets.
The cop had already been exonerated when they saw the evidence.
But because there was riots, they brought the cop back in, found him guilty, off to jail.
That's how it works.
A hashtag is the new justice system.
And these guys exonerated two months ago.
The video you just saw came out.
This narrative starts taking hold.
I'm seething in anger that they're just like, let's go hunting Negroes.
Hey, there's a guy jogging in his boots.
15 miles from his house.
And it's not just Sean King.
Joe Biden had to get on there and talk about how he was killed in cold blood.
Kamala Harris saw this as a very important case that has to be televised.
We need anger and rage and justice.
Don't you want justice for the family?
Adam Schiff, who's in big trouble now, he got caught framing Flynn.
People calling him to resign.
No, no, no.
You don't want me to resign.
I need to protect you.
The family needs justice.
Chuck Schumer gets in there.
The family, the families.
This is sickening.
You need me to protect you, blacks.
You should get out there and vote DNC.
Vote for the Democrats.
We will save you.
Redneck Republicans are hunting you.
Trump thinks they're very good people.
You see where I'm going with this?
So, okay, I think I get what you're saying, Gavin.
They exaggerate these cases and they frame the narrative because they want blacks to vote, right?
Well, then why didn't I hear about James Craig Anderson?
It was the most cut and dry case of a hate crime.
Have you got that video?
So 10 kids are at a party.
They're drinking.
They're racist.
This is one of the examples of anti-black racism.
They say, let's go get some more beer, young kids.
And they, quote unquote, hate niggers.
And you'll see this from black kids too towards whites.
That could be a phase, whatever.
It's not a pattern.
Anyway, they go to this town.
They beat up homeless people and hit them with slingshots and mock them and stuff.
And they're drunk and in the mood.
Then they see this guy, James Craig Anderson, employed, great dude, family man, doesn't want any trouble, not drunk, not a bum.
They beat the shit out of him.
Then they run over him and kill him.
They confess to a hate crime and they go to jail, go to prison.
You know why you haven't heard about this case?
You ready for this?
Because Mississippi is always red.
Here's a giant elephant from Mississippi that sort of sums up the state.
There's no way in Hades the Dems are ever going to get Mississippi.
Therefore, those black lives don't matter.
Blacks are pets to them, and they need them to get votes.
If you're a black in Mississippi and you're the victim of a hate crime, it is officially irrelevant, irrelevant to the media, to the DNC.
LeBron James was saying, we can't even go for a jog anymore.
Everyone is so easily manipulated.
And it's because they're in swing states.
The blacks, black lives in swing states matter more because they can help generate votes.
Trayvon Martin was in Florida.
And this took me a while.
Jim Goad actually is the one who turned me on to this.
I always thought, why do your heroes suck so bad?
Freddie Gray and Eric Garner with his asthma saying this ends now and Trayvon Martin attacking George Zimmerman.
And I just thought, what about James Craig Anderson?
There's real victims of actual hate crimes.
It's not common.
There's more hate on white.
There's no black on white crime.
There's more racism towards whites.
But there are bona fide examples of white people being racist and murdering and hurting black people.
Very rare, but it has happened.
Why don't you focus on those?
Swing states.
Florida's a swing state.
This guy, Audrey Arbry, Is in Georgia.
Georgia is a swing state.
Stacey Abrams, who looks like she's in a Godzilla movie.
She looks like one of the monsters.
My two requirements, Abrams said, Tuesday at Vanderbilt University in Nashville.
One, you have to tell me what you're going to do about voter suppression.
And two, you have to believe Georgia is a swing state.
You are being lied to.
These people, these pundits, they don't give a shit about black lives or hate.
It starts at the DNC, it's fed through the media pipeline, and then it goes out to all these celebrities and pundits and dumb assholes who are easily controlled.
If the state is controlling your opinions, what is that?
What does that mean?
What does that tell you?
It means you're living in a dictatorship.
That's bona fide fascism.
If hate has no home here, nor does fascism.
So stop falling for this bullshit.
You are being lied to.
You are dead.
And so they're still pushing, of course, these two guys as racists.
This is what bugs me.
When there's a scam like this and it gets blown up, you still have these people clinging to it.
It's like these doomsday cults.
The world's going to end on May 5th.
Then May 5th goes by and they go, we just got the day wrong.
It's going to end next May 5th.
And you go, people don't get caught.
That's what pisses me off.
When people are confronted with data that contradicts their beliefs, they become more steadfast in their beliefs.
So now they're saying those guys are in the KKK.
And they start showing this picture.
He was not, that's not him.
It doesn't even look like him.
We are living in a communist dictatorship where propaganda fuels our beliefs.
And they just make shit up.
And this is what really drives me nuts about it is when Khan Inc.
gets involved and we have mainstream Republicans and conservatives going, that was so fucked up.
I can't believe they did that.
We need swift justice for his family.
And you think, et too, Brute?
And you realize, dude, this propaganda was started by the DNC to get the black vote up so they would win.
You're doing their bidding, which is you pushing for your own suicide, your own death.
They talk about White Guild has reached the points of esnocide.
Right now, the GOP is working for the DNC to extinguish the GOP.
Like Matt Walsh, who I usually listen to as a sane, intelligent individual.
No, that's not it.
That's the link.
Oh, shit.
Wait, no, I sent it to you as a picture.
Yeah, look at this.
Matt Walsh says, people acting like a...
So you know how you saw him in a construction site?
And they say, see, he is a thief.
They had the right guy.
This conservative goes, actually, no.
You see, as a man, we like to look at construction sites.
We think it's really cool, which is sort of true.
Like if you're seeing someone, go back to the tweet, dude.
When you're seeing like someone, I don't know, dig a foundation or lift up some big thing or some sort of tower is getting erected or they're filling cement, sure, you'll be like, oh, that's kind of weird.
But you don't go into a house and start looking at the foundation and, oh, so they're doing the wiring, huh?
You don't do it.
You don't enter the premises.
You don't go up to the fucking walls and see if the paint is still wet.
This is just cognitive dissonance.
You're pretending something is true.
Because you want, because why?
I know why the DNC is doing it.
Jim Goad explained it to me.
They're trying to get votes in swing states.
But why does the right fall for this fucking bullshit?
You might as well be tweeting about the wage gap.
Show the first one I was showing there, the communism kills.
Oh yeah, National Review is even coming out and calling it a murder.
What?
Not that I'm surprised at National Review are a bunch of cucks.
And of course, no one talks about black-on-white crime when it is much worse than chasing a robber and having a gun, a rifle accidentally go off.
This guy just killed a postal worker for laughs.
Go to it, Ryan.
What were you waiting for?
Some indication of what the hell you're talking about.
Oh, well, there's the postal worker and she was just killed for fun.
One sparks national outrage and pro clutching from celebrities and talking heads on both the left and the right.
The other is just an everyday news story.
That's what pisses me off.
I hate that our enemies are so fucking retarded and they still win.
That Matt Walsh tweet was a victory for the left.
And this narrative of a black guy jogging in Timberlands 15 miles from his home, a black guy with a long, a career criminal, crackhead, who'd been robbing this place regularly.
The fact that that narrative sticks, could you be fucking lazier, please?
Look at these retards we're up against.
Look at Nancy Pelosi saying, whoever invented this, the sound is not working.
We have a new system here.
This is new to me.
I only heard about it last night.
I don't know where it came from, but I'll find out.
Jennifer Habricorn of Los Angeles Times.
Hi, Jennifer.
Oh, there you are.
Okay.
So whoever invented this, the sound is not working.
Whoever invented this?
Learned to be very good at reading lips, you know.
I don't know, but who invented this?
What do you mean?
Zoom?
Do you mean the audio, the speakers, the concept of television?
Do you mean the internet?
We're told that was Al Gore.
And then you have Justin Trudeau, another one of our enemies.
He's doing this bullshit where he, because there's a pandemic, he has no access to razors, which I don't understand.
But check out what he's doing here.
This is the spookiest, weirdest thing a politician's ever done.
All the moms to step out of the room for a minute.
Wait, go back to the city.
This is a message for all the moms.
We say mom in Canada because it's British.
By asking all the moms to step out of the room for a minute so I can talk to your kids.
I'll give you a second.
Okay.
It doesn't even matter what he's going to say after that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, like this is the thought control.
Hey, people in swing states, there's white people hunting you.
Let me talk to your children.
Leave the room, leave the room.
Or they're just shitty magicians.
That's really what we're up against.
Shitty magicians.
Fucking grade school magicians.
Like this one.
Joe Biden, first of all, Joe's trying to get the Hispanic vote.
Joe, Hispanics are Catholic.
They're not nuts about trans.
So you're not helping.
Four trans people murdered in Puerto Rico.
So he puts up a perfect Spanish tweet that is flawless and talks about the transgenero de color.
El cono la resine tragedías.
Send him.
Shut the fuck up, Joe.
No one believes that you wrote that.
Nobody on earth thinks that you sat there typing perfect Spanish.
You can't speak English.
You can't do anything.
Remember his virtual rally?
I have it time coded.
I forgot to number all these, but it was the biggest shit show I've ever seen.
If this happened on censored.tv, I would be punching holes in the wall.
Inspiration to fight the freebos.
We need to have more.
I don't know if that's the pixelization or if she has that weird propecia, whatever, alopecia thing where you have cow patches.
Me neither.
That's how bad it is.
I'm passionate and great leadership in the White House.
Someone cares about people.
Ever heard of a test?
Yeah, she does have a skin disease because it's consistent.
How about this?
How about just pause?
How about you do a test and then whoever's running this thing goes, yeah, your internet is, what is that?
Wi-Fi?
Is it like a 46K modem you have?
I'm sorry, Rosa.
You can't come on.
You don't have what it takes.
You don't have the proper equipment.
I can't do a video conference with you.
You don't have enough Wi-Fi.
And by the way, there's a thing in poor neighborhoods with shitty Wi-Fi.
There's also a thing with rich neighborhoods with shitty Wi-Fi.
It's seen as like a classy thing.
You know, like at country clubs, you're not allowed to use your phone.
You can't even look at it at all.
They have this anti-phone thing that's very snobby.
So Joe Biden is clearly living in a very wealthy neighborhood and they have their snobby shitty Wi-Fi.
As you'll see in this clip, just a continuation of what we were just watching.
Obama made history.
Rich and poor.
Look at that.
How was that?
A tuba?
I found for health care.
These are our shitty magicians we're up against.
Obamacare.
Look at her angle, too.
Couldn't someone say, can you get a better angle?
90% of the shot is your giant tits.
Your giant cow skin tits.
I'm saying for them to right now work on dismantling this great effort Okay, Joe's coming on scene.
Just say sorry, we lost the connection.
You did lose the connection.
He's going to pretend everything's right.
Please welcome Vice President Biden.
This is awesome.
You've probably already seen this.
It was on Tucker.
Wait, even the announcer has shitty connections.
Yeah, let me hear that again.
Please welcome Vice President Biden.
Like you're about to...
Have you not seen this?
No.
Listen, listen.
Introduce me.
Good evening.
Thanks so much for tuning in.
I wish we could have done this together and it had gone a little more smoothly, but I'm grateful we're able to connect virtually.
And thank you for your collecting virtually.
Heroic work that you and the Nurse Association are doing to meet this moment.
I'm so grateful to you and to Congresswoman Castro, as well as Charlie Chris, my buddy, and Senator Cruz.
Remarkable leaders are all stepping up for the people of the community, this community right now.
You know, I hope that all of you are joining us tonight and your families stay safe and healthy.
It's an incredible anxious moment for our communities, our nation.
Meanwhile, he's causing epileptic seizures throughout the United States.
And then you have Obama, who has just been caught framing Flynn.
They said under oath, Schiff, Obama, everyone involved said, nah, there's no evidence.
It's a total nothing burger because they don't want to commit perjury.
Then to the media, they said, oh, Russia, we have tons of evidence.
Schiff said a dozen times that way, they have plenty of evidence of Russian collusion.
And then Obama has just got caught saying, look, Neil Flynn, I don't care what you have to do.
And it's the exact same trick they did with Roger Stone.
They go through your emails like it's on To Catch a Predator.
They say, did you ever do this?
And you go, no.
Yeah, you did.
It doesn't matter what it is.
It could be, did you email Ryan about your socks?
No, you just lied.
You just committed perjury.
You're going to prison.
So Flynn has been exonerated and Obama's fucked.
I hope you had fun investigating Trump because you're about to get investigated.
President Obama said he wants to be sure that as we engage with the incoming team, we are mindful to ascertain if there is any reason that we cannot share information fully as it relates to Russia.
They all lied.
You are being lied to.
But I have some good news because these people have been shitty magicians for so long.
You'd have to be blind as LeBron James to fall for this shit anymore.
Citizen journalists have picked up the slack and they're telling the truth.
You have me.
The SPLC spread lies.
I destroyed them.
This is a great little video from Flynn that says what I just said.
We have an army of digital soldiers.
We have an army of digital soldiers.
We have citizen journalists.
Journalists that we have in our media did a disservice to themselves, actually more than they did to this country.
They did a disservice to themselves because they displayed an arrogance that is unprecedented.
And so the American people decided to take over the idea of information.
They took over the idea of information.
And they did it through social media.
You have to fight for this country.
You can't sit back.
You have a responsibility.
You can't sit back.
Something special.
We're here because you've made a decision about something in your life.
We're here because you've made a decision about something in your life.
That was awesome.
Would it have killed you guys to put me in that?
You weren't in that?
I swear I thought I missed it.
No, that hurts my feelings.
Congratulations.
You've hurt me.
That hurts their credibility, in my opinion.
Have hurt me very much right now.
What's that from?
Oh, I remember.
Valentine's Day SNL sketch that's really funny.
As Louis C.K. goes, they should only do sketches.
Where it's about picking up some random shit at CVS or Walgreens on your way home.
Got it.
Yeah, and the fat chick, who's super funny, she goes, you have hurt me very much right now.
Go to the fat chick.
Oh, when did you get this?
One minute ago.
Exclusively, she'll treasure forever.
And if your woman loves jewelry, look no further than Isle 8.
The front half.
The back half is dog food.
There you'll find this beautiful heart-pended necklace for only $1.99.
Recommend it.
Put your makeup in it.
You have hurt me today.
That's how I felt after I saw that video.
You have hurt me today.
That was terrible.
Yeah.
That was hilarious.
No, it's an oversight that they're not having you.
Oh, yeah.
I thought you were talking about that.
That's really weird.
I'm that toxic.
Not even the left wants to go near me.
That's kind of...
Yeah, that's what it is.
It's like my feelings aren't hurt anymore.
Now I'm badass.
You're such an outsider.
You're not like in the rock and roll hall of fame.
You're like fucking on your own.
Yeah, I'm too cool to be recognized.
Have you noticed I've had a Brooks Brothers shirt on every day for the past five shows?
Interesting.
Yep.
I could do that and just wear the same shirt five times.
Did I tell you about this ridiculously Yeah, you brought this to my attention the other day.
It's the weirdest thing.
It's like the ice bucket challenge.
And they're saying for charity, it's super funny if someone blows their boss.
Right?
Like that is so retarded.
Why would anyone do such a, Charity starts at home.
I don't even want one.
I think it's stupid.
I just can't believe.
Me too.
It shouldn't even be in my notes.
I'm glad you think it's bullshit too and stupid.
I don't even want to do it as a joke to make fun of it.
No, why would you do it to make a joke?
Oh, I see what you mean.
Like to parody it, you do it.
No, you don't got it.
I don't even want to try it for one second.
See if it's gross or not or maybe fun.
Right, me neither.
Me neither.
Duh.
Not even a little bit.
How did this get in my notes?
It's like my notes got hacked, I think.
Because I don't even want to try just the tip just for one second.
Why would it even be in and out?
Why would it even tip?
No tip.
That's due.
None of it.
Even if I had just cleaned it with a wet wipe and washed the whole foreskin and everything, and it was spotless, and there was a little drop of honey.
Very specific.
And the honey doesn't help.
Just a drop.
Just a little Pavlovian honey drip.
Oh, Pavlovian honey drip are playing at Mercury Lounge.
That is date.
All right, Ryan.
I had an HR department stat.
This is the third time you brought that up.
I wouldn't want an entire HR department to blow me.
I only want like that would be like 10 in a row.
It would be too sensitive.
It would look like Freddy's face by the end.
So now you're saying you do want to do it?
No, not one bit.
And you don't at all, right?
You're stuttering and you're shaking.
I am shaking because this is so stupid.
But now you're getting red and your cheeks.
Now you're like nervous.
Because I'm laughing at the absurdity of this dumb project that I don't want any part of.
Not even if it was private and we wouldn't mention it on the show ever.
It was behind closed doors.
Not even then would I want to do it.
And obviously you feel the same, right?
Right?
I tried to hit the mailbag, but unfortunately it was not there to get my back.
Yeah, that's because you're incompetent.
I'll take that.
That I will take.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
That reminds me, are you trying to prey on my daddy issues?
Why you used to blow your dad?
No, no, no, no.
But people that have daddy issues tend to be all promiscuous.
This is from It says the fag zone.
That's not my apartment.
Well, we'll answer it here on the show because we're not in the fag zone.
That's many miles away.
Well, it's the big city, the big apple.
It doesn't exist.
It's a fag-free zone.
The fag zone doesn't exist.
Almost.
So it doesn't exist.
When you had that MI erases Montage from the cut.
The black woman that said, Oh, you're the manager, was also interpreting the tone of the question, a process in which you usually find what you're looking for.
Yeah, good point.
We still need to spend tens of thousands of dollars finding out if she is a manager somewhere.
It'd be funny if she's unemployed and always has been.
This is from Alex.
You gotta fucking watch this.
Am I retarded or is this chick kind of cool?
As I'm writing this, I'm slowly realizing what a gay, retarded thought has come up.
Dude, you can't speak English.
I've had to correct so many sentences here, and there's only two.
Let me just read it verbatim, okay?
You gotta fucking watch this.
Fine.
I'll let Gotta go.
Am I retarded or this chick is kind of cool?
As I'm writing this, I'm slowly realizing what a gay, retarded thought has come up to my mind.
But anyway, watch this shit.
But then puts the semicolon.
What the fuck was I doing?
What was the plan?
What the fuck was I doing?
She's a catch.
That's hilarious.
She's a catch.
You can tell she's fun to hang out with.
Who was I doing?
Okay, from Leah.
Boys, I want to chime in on the hot chick rating factory.
You've seen pics of Kylie Jenner before Plastics are drained after with makeup full-on, right?
Big difference.
My argument is that chicks in full makeup should get a deduction on hotness.
Also, I can have a photo shoot and pick the one photo where I look hot, and you'd rate me higher than I deserve.
Maybe a video is better analysis.
I've included a vid.
Give me a rate.
I hate when women do this.
It reminds me, we're sitting in a bar and we're all rating each other, and it's funny because we're like, I think you're a five.
And the guy's like, a five?
I'm a seven.
What do you?
And it doesn't matter.
We're not attracted to each other.
We don't blow our boss like some people want to.
I don't.
So it's humorous.
Then a chick, this happened to me once.
And then a chick walked up.
It's like, what are you guys doing?
And we go, oh, we're raiding each other.
He thinks he's not a five.
Look at him.
And she goes, oh, what am I?
And then we all just sort of go, I either have to lie or insult you.
Not a great combination.
So here we go.
Oh, by the way, speaking of the cut, they have a video out, the guys who did the MI racist thing, where people rated themselves from one to 10, and it was like 100 people.
There was no method to the madness.
The ones giving themselves 9s and 10s were the ugliest, and the ones giving themselves 5s were all hot.
Wow.
Yeah, it was really weird.
But anyway, let's look at this chicken.
She's forced our hand.
Chicken?
Let's look at this little chicken.
Quite a schnauz.
Looks fun.
Like brunettes.
Unsuccessful, though.
Okay, so that's zero makeup.
It's very unflattering angle and everything.
And you've been chugging.
And just like, by the way, when we see makeup, we do mentally deduct points.
We're very dubious of the makeup ones.
And also with no makeup, we also are a little generous.
So we're aware of all these things.
So I guess I'm going to go with six.
You don't like being put in that position, do you?
I don't like that at all.
Hey, Gavin, Montabarnac, you got to get Terry Cahill back on the show.
Fuck.
You ain't living her unless you're giving her Cahles.
Senserment, Heidi.
She sounds like a Quebecer.
I don't know, man.
I think that with the Trump derangement syndrome split and where I became toxic, some people said, fuck you.
I'm not being your friend anymore.
Others just sort of went.
Like David Cross and I never formally divorced.
Oh, there he is.
The melding of true hosers.
What the fuck?
That's Foobar and Trailer Park Boys from mine.
Fucking Ricky.
Frankenbird?
Yeah.
He's a good guy.
He was at my wedding.
They can shut down half the brain at a time.
I haven't spoken to him since I became a Nazi in the public's eye.
Can you create a copper cab mailbag so we can send the ginger comments?
Okay.
He better not charge me, though.
For that?
Yeah.
Hey, Gav, I was scrolling through the Gram the other day and came across this dumb bitch's t-shirt, quote-unquote, company.
And yeah, this is a great example of the shitty magicians we're up against.
I run with Maud.
Why do they call him Maud?
His name is short.
But you don't abbreviate a Muslim name, Ahmed, is what it really is.
It's Ahmed spelled wrong.
But you don't just pluck the Maud out.
What am I?
Vin?
When I get shot, are you going to call it running with Vin?
You can't do that.
But look how unbelievably shitty these are.
See, this is why there's more artists and people in general on the left, because they don't have standards.
With right-wing people, we would just...
Jimmy who?
Hendrix.
That's not Jimi Hendrix, is it?
Yes, it is.
That's a Jimmy Hendrix t-shirt.
Oh, man, with the splatter and the shittiness.
Like, my daughter's 13.
She wouldn't make anything that shitty.
What a fucking loser.
God damn it.
Sorry, I'm swearing so much.
Oh, this one's pretty good.
Yeah, that's really awesome.
A zipper short-sleeved t-shirt.
What?
This is like the kind of thing 11-year-olds make when they have a clothing line.
She's an adult woman.
Probably a Les.
Vote your ass off.
Fuck you.
Repurpose t-shirt, man.
Okay, from Nick.
Love these guys.
Wonder if you've seen this picture of bad wolves.
Yes, sometimes a way to secretly show that you're a proud boy without being public about it is to wear the black and gold Fred Perry.
It's a little shout out, and I will not confirm or deny that this man is a member.
Scott Green.
Oops, I just said his name.
Not only for the mailbug, but just curious is so flowed to make a reference to Bill Gates shooting him in the head, blah, blah, blah.
I'll look into that.
I think threats have to be credible to be illegal.
Oh, really?
Hey, Gavin and Rice boy, I like your subscriber story and how completely fucked up the educational establishment is and how poisoned with nutters it has become.
This guy's clearly British.
Colleges and universities are so far past redeeming any credibility whatsoever.
I thought you might find my experience pretty, pretty crazy.
I studied economics a few years back in what is supposed to be a top university in London, and one of my lectures was a fully paid-up shill for the North Korean regime, and even met the dear leader himself.
Like, it's one thing to say Denmark is an example of socialism and I support it.
That's not true, by the way.
Denmark has very high taxes.
Yes, it also has no minimum wage and a very free market.
So it's not a good example of socialism, but I understand Bernie Sanders using it and avoiding North Korea.
But we're seeing now in radical academia people using terrible communism as an example of great stuff, like that caller on my Discord who said he liked Soviet Russia and gulags.
And this, now, I was, remember this whole show I've been talking about propaganda and if the state controls your thoughts, that's North Korea.
That's meant to be a hyperbolic analogy, but the line between us and that analogy is getting grayer and thinner every day.
Now we have bona fide North Korean shills in universities.
He described the regime as genius and that working class life in North Korea is better than the UK.
What?
People can't eat.
They're starving to death.
Kids sit on piles of garbage smoking cigarettes when they're six, looking for food in the waste.
There's no electricity at night.
He also doesn't believe there are any prison camps, but that's not, that's just patently false.
But acknowledge there are sort of social camps for people who can't reconcile themselves with the socialist system.
Oh, my.
How crazy is that?
Here you see the true horror of these degenerates.
They don't even try to hide their genocidal tendencies.
Imagine him making your work on fiscal and monetary policy, Friedman and Keynes, etc.
Also, this is a 10.
Yeah, she's a boring 10.
I'm not interested.
I mean, obviously she's beautiful.
She could be a fucking supermodel and a movie star and all that.
How is that interesting?
Ford Mustang's a nice car, too.
Yeah.
Superman's really strong.
Yeah, that is profoundly disturbing.
I saw someone sent me this thing.
I don't know if I can find it now, but it was, he said to his sister, you should do a thing in your class about the wage gap being a myth.
It's really easy to disprove.
It's like hypothesis, bing, bang, boom, you're done.
And so she did start to do that.
And the teacher said, no, you cannot do that.
You can only use feminist scholars.
This has been studied deeply by feminist scholars, and they can prove that the wage gap is very real.
Don't use any other sources.
Like, if you go to college at this point, you deserve what you get.
I'm looking through for the on the Proud Boys picture.
Remember when we were watching the Rousey thing and then Dana.
Dana White was wearing that?
And then I came up with an invention.
Let me know if you think this is cool.
You could add an annotation.
You know how like Waze, the Waze app, you could put like there's a cop here or whatever?
For Netflix, you could activate this thing where you could put like Dana White appears at this timecode or over here.
Now you have to communicate with your subscriber and mark up a video individual to him.
That idea sucks.
Well, it's like YouTube.
Shut up.
Timecode.
I've been reading, you can put notes on YouTube videos?
Yeah, in the comments, you could in the comments.
That's different.
But without comments.
I've been reading 12 Rules for Life and I've been trying to incorporate Peterson's ideas into my life.
I realize you basically do the same thing in a bit more down-to-earth way.
You also provide your audience with a list of rules, how to live, start a family, stop partying, and then small stuff, don't wear flip-flops.
Have you ever thought about doing a book, Rules for Life?
Yeah, sure, whatever.
After a lot of work with no payoff.
Bam.
He may or may not be a supporter of the club.
I cannot confirm or deny.
That documentary is one of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen.
Oh, here's a kind of exciting one from Andrew.
This cost me 40 bucks.
Imagine what a more ambitious person might be able to accomplish.
Hey, what's up, guys?
How you guys doing?
I'm really tired.
I've been going doing a whole bunch of things today.
So, anyway.
You know what's weird?
Thank you very much.
While you were surfing YouTube there, we saw a brief picture of Rowdy Roddy Piper in his kilt, and he's wearing a Rowdy Roddy Piper shirt.
As folks at home, I assume you know who this is.
This is the saddest, most pathetic guy on the pathetic show, 90 Day Fiancé, where this dummy has given some Ukrainian hustler, I don't know, 80 grand?
Caesar.
Caesar.
And he doesn't Caesar ever.
She keeps standing him up every time he fucking flies over there.
And he flies over there with sex toys and edible panties, too.
So he's even more pathetic.
And where does he work?
At a nail salon.
That's correct.
Just get some.
Get some Asian chick from the hair salon who wants a green card.
And I'm going to tell you guys something.
Tell your moms, Happy Mother's Day, because today is Sunday.
Happy Mother's Day to everyone's mom.
And I want to tell you guys, I love you guys and I really appreciate it.
Thank you very much for booking me.
And also, I'm proud of your boy.
That's why I want to say I'm proud of your boy.
Now, Gavin, this is what I want you to do.
Now, remember, now, if you feel like you're going bald, you can do this.
You can go on Google and then put a bald guy haircut, bald guys' haircuts.
Or you can put, yeah, bald guys' haircuts.
You put that in there and you put images, okay?
You go straight to images and you can look at all the different haircuts that bald guys have.
Or you can put, or you can do this, or you can put me today.
Going bald haircuts.
And then do that.
And you can push all the way through and see which one is best for you.
Wow, that's two minutes long.
Holy crap.
Can we put the full video at the end of the show?
Oh, you can play it.
I thought, keep playing it if you want.
It's just that same joke.
Kind of like figure out and say, hey, you know, maybe that haircut is better for me.
Maybe it's not.
Because you want one that fits your style.
Because maybe if you're losing here up here, you can just kind of cut it short all the way around like that.
Okay, you just cut it short all the way around and just have it like that if you want to do that, or you can just go straight bald.
It depends on what you like and you think is the best for you.
Because remember, even though you ask people and you'll ask them and say, Hey, what haircut is best for me?
They're gonna still sit there and say, Oh, yeah, this, this, and this.
But remember, you have to be with the haircut at night.
You have to love the haircut on your own.
That's all I got to say.
You know, so just remember that, okay?
You have to love that haircut.
That haircut, everyone else can love it, but you have to love it more.
That's the only thing I want to say.
And I love it.
We'll do an interview with him.
And I'll say, Caesar, welcome to the show.
I understand that you work at a beauty salon.
You understand a lot about hair.
I think I might be going bald.
And I'm wondering if you could just briefly give me any tips.
That's great.
It'll look like he's on the show.
And by the way, I need you to make that you have hurt me today into a video clip.
Okay.
Because I keep getting hurt.
You have hurt me today.
You have hurt me today.
This is from Jameson.
See, attached, need I say anything more.
Me with my firstborn on this Mother's Day.
Fucking pathetic.
Jesus Christ.
And you know what?
The fact that we spent thousands of years training dogs to love you unconditionally, and then you see a dog love you unconditionally, and you think it's some sort of indication that you're a good person.
We made that.
That's a robot.
That's a love robot.
You've been duped.
Like giraffes have long necks so they can get food that other people can't reach.
Then you go up to me and he goes, he has a long neck because of me.
Oh, he loves me.
See, I have a long neck and he got a long neck to mimic my long neck.
And we're like the long neck team.
He's my boy.
Fuck off.
I hate your dog.
I can't go to dog.
There's this dog beach thing we used to take Leroy to.
And I can't do it anymore.
Because it's all these people who adore their dogs.
And he comes up, their dog comes up to you and is sniffing at your crotch and stuff.
And you're like, get the fuck out of here.
And they get all pissed off.
Oh, sorry.
I'll let your dog enjoy my balls.
That's a great point.
Groundhog cop killer.
This is from Lord Juice.
I've seen this before.
OMG, this cop is talking.
He's talking to the freaking Groundhog.
No, he's not.
Shouldn't a cop.
So he's pulled over all this traffic to get rid of this Groundhog, get it off the road.
But his rationale isn't that bad.
It's if the cars start swerving to avoid him, they're going to hit each other.
This is not.
See, he shows fear here.
Groundhogs live on fear.
No, this is not happening right now.
You might want to skip ahead.
This is really long.
And go home with him.
Oh, oh.
Oh, no.
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I like how he has to shoot to kill.
Oh, my God.
At that point.
Oh, my God.
Shoot to kill.
Shoot the ground hug.
Shoot the kill.
Look at him.
Get down on one knee, really aim it up.
That thing's still going.
See, the way that she's reacting to this is why women shouldn't vote.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
A giant rodent is dead.
Oh, my God.
A giant loser is dead.
He's about to get killed by a car anyway.
Mackenzie, I was listening to the last show at 118.28 while I was driving.
You fucking dickhead Ryan.
Don't you realize that people drive when they listen to the show?
118.28.
I don't care.
It's probably a siren or something.
Daddy Ballerina.
This guy keeps sending us new.
Getting kids to move more.
Exercise scientists and coaches offer tips on getting young people to be more active.
One of them is emasculate yourself.
Isn't it funny now that we have equality that blacks get to be humiliated just as badly as we are?
Welcome to our world, black guys.
What do you think?
You enjoying yourselves?
Yeah, they're like not as much of a protected class anymore.
I noticed that.
They started.
They're the gay character and the loser.
G'day, boys.
Much love from Australia.
Have you seen this guy, Negative XP?
He makes cool lo-fi rock punk.
Check him out.
Here's a link to one of his songs.
It takes a piss out of Hollywood putting liberal arts students through proverbial meat grinder.
All his songs are pretty good.
You should have him on the show.
Many thanks, Mitchell.
DVD and ecstasy Conceded with all Self-esteem.
She's a teenage Dream if you hate Yourself.
Right now, Just close things.
Communism is the way to Go.
She's a horror horror I'm a dozen Jezebel.
The right mind and SSRI's a thousand yards there for all those guys that you...
Um, Oh, good.
This is a good subject to end with.
Indianapolis police shooting victim ID is Sean Reed.
Mike Epps, furious.
And it's relevant that Mike Epps is furious because he's from Indianapolis too?
Who cares?
Is he more connected to the story then?
So this dumb asshole, Sean Reed, was in a police chase and he was not the victim of random violence.
This is, again, the same bullshit narrative.
And guess what?
Indiana is a swing state, folks.
It can go red or blue.
So let's get everyone mad about this poor sweet boy.
Try to find a picture of him in a tuxedo for the press release.
What street is this?
I'm gonna park this motherfucker to get the fuck out.
Oh baby, oh baby, what's this, Michigan and what?
Now, if you've seen the whole video, you will hear him say, I'm not going back to jail.
You know me.
I ain't going back to jail.
I hate jail.
He says that he says Goodbye to his sister, he says goodbye to his mother.
He says he's going to take some cops out.
He has a fucking gun.
This guy jumped out of the car and was armed.
He was told to stop and he got shot.
That's what we train our police to do.
If you're in a high-speed chase and some guy endangers everyone's life with the chase, then jumps out and has a gun and won't put it down, you have to shoot him.
What'd you say?
What a pathetic example of police brutality.
Why do they have such kamikaze style sensibilities?
Like that Atlantic City thing?
I would never think to do that.
What are you talking about?
When he walks outside the car just blasting cigarettes in his mouth.
Yeah, he doesn't want to go to jail, and he thinks...
It's so ironic that this guy's being used as propaganda because propaganda was used to brainwash him too.
The reason that he's not, doesn't want to fuck with these police or anything is because he knows he's going to get killed because cops kill people for no reason.
And then so he follows that bullshit rumor, pulls a gun on them to say, you're not going to kill me, I'm going to kill you.
Because I know you hunt blacks for sport.
And then that video is used to brainwash more people.
So he's in his own propaganda.
It's so meta.
I got this.
That was the only time I fell for any of that shit.
But in retrospect.
That creepy music.
What's the creepy music?
You didn't hear it?
I did.
It sounded like a train.
Yeah, when you were telling ghost stories, it was like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
What's that got to do with driving?
Oh, he thought a train was going to hit him?
I fell for any of that shit.
But in retrospect, your car's fucked up.
Sorry.
What am I doing here?
Folks, if you shouldn't be obsessed with hate crimes, they're not a thing.
They're not happening.
Not to any serious degree.
But if you want to get into them, then you're going to see a lot of black-on-white crime.
And if you want to solely focus on white-on-black hate crime, okay, his name's James Craig Anderson.
It happened in Mississippi, and the media ignored it because it doesn't help the DNC.
His life doesn't matter.
All right, let's end with a final video.
Now, this is the one I sent you, Ryan.
I didn't want you to look at it first.
Correct.
It's a guy who was hunting a bear.
Oh, I should just give a warning.
This is NSFW.
If you got kids around or you're easily disturbed by imagery, I would stop watching now or skip ahead.
This is probably the most intense thing I've ever seen in my life.
Okay, now we just got to find...
I click on the desktop.
Wow, you're quick.
It was on.
There we go.
There we go.
Okay, so let's see what's going on with this.
Man versus bear.
Who looks like the man won, but what usually happens when you fight a bear?
Turn it up.
I shot you later and got in a ditch and turn off that freaking hill so fast.
Holy shit.
Oh, God.
My lord.
I don't think you preface that well enough.
Look.
It has a happy ending.
Oh, cool.
How the fuck did they do that?
Look, there he is now.
Look at him.
Oh, my God.
Look at him.
He's just missing an eye.
Oh, shit.
Everything else is fine.
Like, how would you even know where to start with that mess?
It's not like there's a cut.
It's just ground beef.
So the bear must have, with his razor-sharp claws, gone like, and then he managed to shoot the bear in the head.
Oh, my God.
Can you see that again, please?
Ah, shit.
What?
There's nothing there.
I guess the bear didn't actually take anything off.
Oh, it goes so deep.
It's like he removed parts of his skull.
Fucking bummer.
I'm doing okay now.
I'm salivating.
Of all the things to do when you've had your face ripped off, say, hi, Rafa, can you get a video of this?
Okay, like, here's my phone.
Can I look at some videos?
I've got to explain what happened with this bear.
So anyway, hey, the bear was whipping at my face.
I'm asked to shoot him in the head, though, so he's dead.
Well, this is going to take a lot.
All right.
That's it, folks.
That's it, huh?
Sorry to end with...
To end with such a scary thing.
That's a real man.
You can just not end with a real man.
That real man sits there with his face ripped off and goes, if I die, I die.
But I will get a shot of this.
And then he goes and has his face fixed.
And speaking of thank you to our health workers, thank you to our surgeons who managed to put our fucking faces back on.
They didn't make a TikTok video and ask for donations.
They just fucking did it.
They didn't care what happened.
That's what you got to be like.
You got to stand up to danger.
You can't live in fear.
You got to question authority.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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