Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E162 - MORE UNPOPULAR OPINIONS [2020-05-12 - S02E162 - MORE UNPOPULAR OPINIONS]

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S02E162 - MORE UNPOPULAR OPINIONS [2020-05-12 - S02E162 - MORE UNPOPULAR OPINIONS]

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
	you look ahead there's only weather time I'm not a fan of this shirt.
	Can I help you?
	Do you want, are you interested in buying a computer?
	Hi, I work at Best Buy.
	Target.
	I work at McDonald's.
	You know, when you asked to speak to the manager of McDonald's, and he's the best of the worst?
	Hi.
	What's the problem now?
	There was a pube in your fries.
	A pube in my fries.
	I work at Target.
	I can't wear this shirt ever again.
	I had to wear it because I'm wearing, it's Brooks Brothers Week.
	And if you look at GOML on the sensor.tv app or site, you'll see a nice little array of Brooks Brothers shirts.
	And it's important that hosts of shows dress alarmingly different every day.
	I learned this from Glenn Beck.
	You know why?
	So when you're remembering a show, you go, oh, that one where he had a bunch of unpopular opinions.
	I think he had a red shirt on.
	Scroll, red shirt.
	You want to look different every day so people can better categorize.
	And we are working on a search function for the, I've only got three.
	Four.
	Four.
	This is four.
	Got the black, got the pink.
	Oh, yeah.
	You got the blue.
	And now you got the red.
	And I'm still, I got more.
	Damn.
	Oh, yeah.
	So yeah, Santi Gold, that was from 2012.
	She sort of appeared around 2000, around 2012.
	And she worked in the music business.
	I can't remember exactly how.
	I think she worked at a record label.
	And she saw these people getting hits.
	And she just figured out, I'm going to make some hits.
	Like that song sounds exactly like bedrock.
	Here, play the beginning of that song and then play bedrock.
	Bedrock is one, two.
	This is Desperate Youth by Sandy Gold.
	Thanks, Ryan.
	This is Young Money Bedrock.
	Young Money Bedrock.
	I can make your bedrock, girl.
	I can make your bed rock.
	Sometimes socks are sexier than high-heel shoes.
	I feel Wayne is ugly.
	And I was murderous.
	He looks like a little rat.
	He looked the California Raisin.
	He looks like a raisin rat.
	Hell my God.
	So I have a racist theory.
	I think a large percentage of black entertainers will reach a certain amount of success and then just go, all right, that's enough.
	I'm done.
	I'm just going to relax now.
	Like Nina Simone, they talk about her depression and stuff and how her mental state was so terrible at the end.
	She was just sick of touring.
	Her husband, who was an ex-cop, just wanted her to tour like the Rolling Stones, like a really, because she was fucking incredibly successful and adored globally.
	She'd go to France and people would have aneurysms.
	So we thought, let's milk this.
	Stop.
	I want to sit at home.
	And I think that's what happened with Santi Gold.
	She just had, remember her song, LES Artistes?
	She was in car commercials too.
	I think this was in a car commercial.
	She's just really savvy, made a ton of money, and said, fuck it.
	I'm going to get married and have kids.
	I don't see anything wrong with this, by the way.
	I'm just noticing it as a pattern.
	And so she's got a new album she's working on right now.
	It's been 10 years, and she's going to do a comeback, which is also a brilliant business move.
	Like the Pixies.
	I remember, I think it was Sonic Youth who said, if we had quit at the peak of Lollapalooza, then waited 10 years and had a reunion tour, we'd be billionaires.
	And Santi Gold went, yeah, that's exactly what I'm going to do.
	I'll be incredibly big.
	Everyone will talk about how awesome I am.
	I'll make tons of money.
	I'll sell my publishing.
	You can use it in car commercials.
	And then I'm going to have a comeback, and then I'll vanish again.
	Brilliant.
	Oh, this was a cool song.
	She did.
	You know the DJ Diplo?
	She did like a whole reggae album with him of sort of mashup.
	Black Flag and Dutty Rank.
	Cutty Rank.
	What a gang.
	Damn.
	You know how Gippo does this?
	He goes to Jamaica with a hockey bag full of money because he gets paid cash most of the time, right?
	So he'll have 50 grand in cash.
	He'll go to a studio in Jamaica and then just have guys come in all day, like cutty ranks, and say, do a bunch of dance hall stuff.
	Me no fi wai ye must be paranormal.
	In skipa, cutty ranks.
	And then he'll just pay them like a thousand bucks or two thousand bucks cash.
	You've signed away 100% of the rights.
	You don't own anything.
	That's it.
	We're done.
	So he doesn't need any paperwork.
	Pretty cool, huh?
	And now he doesn't have to worry about royalties and all that shit.
	And he has a great song like that.
	Pretty cool guy.
	We were going to do a reality show with him, my production company, but his day starts at 8 p.m.
	And no one wanted to do that.
	Like his night really gets fun around 4.35.
	and we were all tie-tie by then.
	So I never hung out with him.
	By the way, speaking of totally dope hits, Takashi has a new jam out.
	He must have to have bodyguards 24 hours a day.
	I had an armed guard in my house when all that shit was going down a couple years ago when I was getting death threats.
	And if they're your buddy, they're $650.
	If they're not, they're $1,200.
	And that's just nighttime.
	Because in the day, I have my own guns.
	You know what I mean?
	I just want to be able to sleep well and not have to sleep in the front room with my gun.
	But that's just one.
	So I think it's half a million dollars to have one security guard around you 24 hours a day.
	Because it's three eight-hour shifts, right?
	And they're all going to want 70 grand.
	So it's three times 70.
	Well, that's only 220 grand.
	210 grand.
	Anyway, but that's one guard.
	And he's, I think I've seen him with like four.
	So that's like a million bucks a year.
	Anyway, let's see this stupid song from the snitch, from the bloods.
	He's a blood.
	There's no crips in New York.
	There's like 10.
	Let's suck being a crip in New York.
	I tell a nigga, don't dick rod, don't blake rod.
	Leave it to the double dick dot, switch fist style.
	Drop it down your wummy wump rub.
	Mommy booty.
	This should be a cool thing to play from your car in the suburbs.
	Just trying to say that Nicki Minaj is interchangeable and replaceable?
	What's the difference?
	That's good.
	Oh, that reminds me.
	I'm glad we showed this.
	He fucked a look like a 14-year-old on camera, right?
	And then he snitched on the bloods, and then he got out of prison.
	I'd like to read his life story.
	Okay, check out this thing.
	I could talk about this for hours.
	What's that?
	Him and his security guards.
	I mean, he's a very popular rap artist, but is he a million dollars a year popular?
	Or does the state pay for this?
	Oh, maybe the state paid for it because he did so much snitching.
	But he said, I'll snitch if I get a soft sentence and round-the-clock security.
	Good idea.
	His crime, by the way, was arms dealing.
	And I think he did like eight months.
	Proud boys got in a street fight for 17 seconds and they're in prison for four years.
	I'm going to write them a letter soon, another one, and talk about all the injustices.
	Like, remember that guy, Blogievich or something?
	He got 15 years for trying to sell Obama's Senate seat, which isn't for sale.
	I never really understood that charge, but Trump pardoned him.
	But that's still eight fucking years he did for some bullshit charge.
	Is that him?
	Yeah.
	Eight years.
	Roger Stone, Mike Flynn.
	We're learning that Obama just said, get Flynn.
	Make it Russia.
	Just make it happen.
	I don't care what the truth is.
	Those fucking Obamas are so corrupt.
	It's amazing how brainwashed the left is into worshiping the ground they walk on.
	Michelle Obama hears about Juicy Smollett.
	Make it go away.
	That's my favorite show.
	Make that go away, Tina Chen.
	Okay.
	And they do.
	They got caught, but if they didn't get caught, we never would have known about it.
	And then Obama goes, I don't like this Trump guy.
	Make up a Russia story.
	Just make it up.
	And throw Flynn in prison.
	Okay, anyway.
	Yeah, so I want to send those guys a list of all those different crazy charges and all these people.
	But here's a question.
	And I asked Zenoa, John's wife, what she thinks.
	Is that depressing?
	Like when you hear that and you're in prison, I would think it would make me feel good because I'm not one freak that got fucked over.
	It's a trend.
	It's a thing.
	In fact, I think I helped her get less angry about it.
	She was like, when he first went away and she was just so fucking mad, she stopped believing in God at one point.
	And she was like, fuck this, fuck.
	God wouldn't do this to my family.
	And I said, lady, if this was the American Revolution and someone was caught fraternizing with patriots and they had guns or something, the king would throw them in prison just to make a point.
	We're in a culture war.
	There's going to be collateral damage.
	There's going to be people thrown in prison for no good reason.
	And I think that helped her.
	It helped me.
	Anyway, sorry.
	This is totally unrelated, completely retarded.
	But check out this commercial that Takashi6ix9ine was in.
	Well, how can I help you guys?
	Yeah, we're ready to spice things up.
	You do know you have to know your partner's limitations.
	I agree.
	When I was younger, I used to make a lot of stupid mistakes.
	I'm ready to learn more.
	Get informed.
	Help stop violence against women.
	Visit a Romantic Depot near you and pick up your free pamphlet.
	Thanks to Romantic Depot.
	I now know how to treat women with dignity and respect.
	Visit Romantic Depot Rockland.
	Go to romanticdepot.com for directions.
	Make sure you go visit Romantic Depot for all your Valentine's gifts.
	Okay, you know what's going on here?
	That's part of his sentence?
	Well, this is old.
	So this would be back when he was accused of statutory rape.
	Right.
	Here's what I'm learning with the justice system.
	They're all incompetent.
	It is a ship of fools.
	There's malicious assholes, like the judge who said that he had to put prowboys in prison because it reminded him of 1930s Europe.
	There's that level of incompetence.
	But then there's down with the probation officers and the people who handle these criminals.
	And they are literally retarded.
	Like an IQ of 80.
	And here's my theory.
	So we talked on an earlier show about how they just, people are, bureaucrats are power hungry, right?
	And they want to fuck with people.
	They want to fuck with me and make me do stupid tricks.
	We're seeing how what they do with power when they can make everyone wear a mask.
	Dr. Fauci said on 60 Minutes, don't bother wearing a mask anymore.
	But we still have all these fucking housewives bitching about masks all the time because the government told them to.
	So the government loves power, right?
	And they'd love to take away my guns, whatever, but they can't.
	They know I'll get really good lawyers and I'll fight to the death and blah blah blah.
	So they don't fuck with me because they can't.
	But criminals, criminals don't have rights when they come out.
	So they fuck with them and they say, you got to go to an anger management class and it's $50 a class.
	And remember that thing I showed you that Maddie Odell had to do where they made him draw his son?
	Draw things that inspire you.
	What do you like?
	I like riding my motorbike.
	Draw that.
	I can't really draw.
	Just use a stick man.
	And he had to draw it in this like pyramid of things that make him happy, but they're just playing with him.
	He's just a little toy.
	It's just like giving a cat a mouse toy.
	Criminals are mouse toys to these people.
	And they don't give a shit about them.
	They don't want to help them.
	They don't want to help society.
	They just want to exercise their own fucking power thirst.
	So some affirmative action, fat bitch.
	Her job is like doling out the PSAs, right?
	So we get this charge.
	That second hot-looking black chick who looks white that you saw in the video, she's from a tattoo reality show, right?
	She's in the video.
	Her.
	She's on that like Harlem tattoo show.
	I think she's black, believe it or not.
	And then Takashi69.
	So she was probably charged.
	I'm making all this up, by the way, this is just my theory.
	She's probably charged with some domestic abuse related thing.
	Like she beat the shit out of her boyfriend.
	And the state is stupid and they go, well, that's just as bad.
	Women hitting men is just as bad as men hitting women.
	No, it's not.
	It doesn't hurt, but whatever.
	So she gets charged with that.
	And then he gets charged with, well, we know he had a statutory rape charge.
	So they have a special department where they say, okay, we have two celebrities with domestic charges, so we should do a PSA.
	And they do that all the time.
	Remember, what's his name, Buju Bantan?
	He had that song, Boombai, Bye in the Batty Boy's Head, a song about killing gays.
	And they made him do a PSA in Jamaica where he's like, well, go on.
	I am Buju Bantan.
	I'm here to tell you that homosexuality is not a choice and people shouldn't be hurt, you know, because it's so mean and gays are wonderful and be scared of AIDS and wear a condom and blah, blah, blah.
	Because he's using his celebrity for good, right?
	Man, I'm dragging this out.
	Am I boring you?
	So this bitch who's in charge of using criminals, there's a department for celebrities PSAs.
	You're never going to find that PSA, dude.
	It's from the 80s.
	And so she goes, hey, I'll make them do a PSA and I'll make it a commercial for my friend's store.
	Oh, that's going to be kind of tough to crowbar in.
	What is it, like a grocery store?
	No, it's a sex store.
	They sell dildos and shit.
	What?
	Now, if there was anyone with an IQ over 100, this is where that plan stops.
	No, Laquitia, we're not going to advertise a fucking porn store using a guy that's accused of statutory rape.
	Are you out of your mind?
	But that's all pencil pushers, just signing shit.
	Yeah, okay, get it done.
	Stamp PSA, yep.
	Celebrities, yep.
	Domestic abuse, yep.
	All right, that's off my desk.
	So she gets her friend's store advertised.
	And the way she crowbars it in there is they're handing out pamphlets about domestic abuse, which is a 16-page photocopied 8.5 by 11 zine that probably just says, don't beat anyone.
	It's photocopied some garbage crap.
	I've seen these things they do at anger management.
	It's absolute fucking garbage.
	I know a guy who's going to a domestic abuse thing and the entire class, it's anger management.
	He got caught with domestic abuse.
	It's anger management.
	He was innocent, by the way.
	And the class is 100% social justice warrior shit about white privilege and white people.
	What's that got to do with anger?
	And of course, the class is all black and Hispanic.
	There's like two white guys in it.
	And they're both like, what?
	What privilege?
	I'm fucking, I just got out of prison.
	Anyway, so what you're looking at is someone manipulating the system to advertise their friend's store.
	And we are so drenched in incompetence and no monitoring that they get away with this.
	This is considered a public service announcement, making him dance around like a little cuck, like a pet.
	Isn't that amazing?
	I think it's a very good theory.
	And my evidence of this theory is the stupid pamphlet that they get handed at a porn store.
	Did domestic abusers even go to porn stores?
	Like, don't they hate their wives?
	You have to sort of be really into your significant other to buy her fishnets and sex toys and stuff.
	I don't really, it's kind of romantic.
	It's like ghetto romantic.
	I don't think guys who hit their wives do that.
	But let's see the pamphlet one more time.
	What a clown.
	Get informed.
	How near you and pick up your free piece of that.
	Look at that.
	Go to Romantic Depot and get this folded piece of paper.
	Maybe that's the guy.
	Maybe it's not a black woman.
	Maybe it's a short, fat white guy who's trying to lay the owner or something.
	Can we stop treating the accused like fucking pets, please?
	It's pissing me off.
	I don't care if that's an unpopular opinion.
	I have a lot of unpopular opinions.
	In fact, I'm going to show you a bunch right now.
	Unpopular opinions.
	Here are 10 unpopular opinions.
	I'm holding the mic like...
	Sam Morrill?
	Or Chris Delia?
	He does that thing too, where he holds it like this.
	What is this?
	Is this like your trademark?
	You have to have a weird mic hold?
	10 unpopular opinions.
	Number one, headphones are stupid.
	I don't know what the fuck Joe Rogan is doing.
	I don't wear headphones on my show.
	I Can hear it come from my speakers.
	I can hear my guests.
	The interviews work out fine.
	You don't need to have headphones on to hear.
	That's like from the 90s.
	And when you wear them for this kind of thing, I did a podcast you can find on YouTube called Can I Ask You a Question?
	where I talked to various celebrities and asked them the same 10 questions.
	When you have those phones on, you can hear like spit and everyone's mouth.
	It's way too much information.
	It's AMSMR or whatever you call that stupid shit.
	So why are you doing it?
	Howard Stern wears headphones for so long that his ears hurt and his staff have custom-made headphones that are molded to your ear.
	How about you just take them off, tithead?
	Robin's sitting right there and you can hear the calls come from his speaker.
	What are you fucking doing?
	Sorry.
	Number two.
	And this is a similar thing.
	Men should not wear makeup on TV.
	What?
	Are you my pussy lips, Lou Dobbs?
	Look at this shit.
	Zoom in on him.
	Like his chin area.
	There's so much fucking foundation on there.
	And I remember when I was on Fox News, I was on Red Eye.
	Look at that.
	All that foundation.
	It looks ridiculous.
	Men don't look like that.
	He looks like an old baby.
	That's not how you're supposed to look.
	Men have rosacea and shit.
	We're used to seeing old men have different colors.
	That's fine.
	We know you're old.
	Why do you have fucking makeup on?
	When I did Red Eye, I remember Clint Black came on the show.
	Yeah, you can leave that up.
	And he said, they were doing his makeup and he said, no, I'm not wearing makeup.
	And I thought, you can't do that.
	You have to do what they say.
	They make you go to the makeup chair.
	He's like, I don't do that.
	I don't wear makeup.
	No, thank you.
	You just laughed it off.
	And after he did that, I copied him.
	I went, yeah, why do I sit in a fucking makeup chair?
	Just because I'm told to.
	And then I saw that show that night.
	Zero difference.
	Zero difference.
	There was no shiny forehead.
	Again, that's old technology, just like the headphones.
	Yes, you would have a sweat glare in the old days when you had these hot lights glaring down on you and you'd want to put powder there so you don't look like you're nervous or something.
	That doesn't happen anymore.
	The lights, they're not hot anymore.
	And these awesome Sony cams, have you seen, zoom in on my face, Ryan?
	The quality of the camera is so good now that it can, look at that.
	I'm seeing my face better than I've seen my face before.
	Like when I look in the mirror, I don't see this much detail.
	So it's better than eyeballs.
	Relax.
	And here's something interesting.
	So I started not wearing makeup, right?
	And the makeup chair people got kind of freaky about because I'm now threatening their entire career.
	And I would say shit on the set.
	See if you can go back to Lou.
	I would say shit on the set, like, why are you wearing makeup?
	Don't bother.
	It doesn't look different.
	Maybe for chicks it does, but for dudes, you don't need to wear makeup.
	In fact, you shouldn't.
	And they would hear me say this.
	And in Michelle Malkin's book, Who Built That?
	She talks about the glass boys, blower boys.
	Basically, when they would make glass and bottles and stuff, there was a sort of an assembly line.
	And one guy heated it up.
	The other guy did the spinning.
	The other guy did this.
	The other guy did that.
	And everyone had their trade.
	But there would be inventors who would keep improving the way to make glass bottles.
	And they would get their workshops burnt to the ground because they were threatening the glass boy's career.
	Their entire vocation was being eradicated by an invention.
	And I had never thought of that before I read that book, that inventors didn't just have to go against competition.
	They had to go against people who didn't want them to improve the workforce because they'd be out of a job.
	So it was often very violent to be an entrepreneur.
	Anyway, so these chicks, I could tell, were kind of freaking out and they felt threatened.
	I love Lou Dobbs, by the way.
	Great guy.
	Funny guy.
	Has a ranch.
	Looks like a vagina.
	And I kind of got me too'd after that.
	And I'm thinking now that the makeup artists were trying to fuck with me because I was threatening their job.
	Because I've told you this story before, but I would be getting mic'd up and I'd always joke and I'd go, woohoo, because they go up your shirt to put your mic in.
	I go, ooh, that's freezing.
	And then that would make people laugh because I would be right in the girl's face.
	The sound person's like right here.
	And I'm like, oh, that's freezing.
	And I'd scare them sometimes.
	And then I'd say, at least this always did well with the chicks.
	I go, at least my gynecologist warms up his, what do you call those?
	Speculum or something?
	I forget the word, like the tongs they use to separate your pussy, to separate your loudobs.
	And I go, at least my, my gynecologist warms up his speculum with a towel first.
	That would get laughs.
	And then I kind of got drunk with power with the laughs.
	And I said, I can feel my cunt crawling.
	No, I can feel my cunt lips crawling up inside themselves.
	And then like only a third of the people laughed and other people went.
	The makeup woman heard me say that and went and complained to HR that I was using inappropriate language that made her feel unsafe.
	Now she's clearly not unsafe by a stupid pussy joke.
	But I think it's because I dared to say the truth about men and makeup.
	Stop doing it.
	It's ridiculous.
	We're going to look back, by the way, at this and go, how embarrassing.
	Like in Fox News and Hannity show, there is rows of makeup chairs, like 10.
	In the Greg Gutfeld studio, there's like a whole room that's just for makeup.
	And with chicks, sure.
	But with dudes, no.
	You look fucking stupid.
	Anyway, that was way too long.
	Number three, cardboard recycling is a myth.
	I call bullshit on it.
	There is no way it is cost effective to take my cardboard boxes, break them all down into mulch.
	What?
	And then what, you boil them or something?
	And then you make your new cardboard?
	And how is that different from paper recycling?
	Why do we put cardboard separate from paper?
	I call absolute bullshit on this.
	This is a plant doing it, so it exists, but this is a scam that the government Is probably paying tons of money for.
	There's no way this is cost-effective.
	This is all just a big government scam, and it does not work.
	Cardboard recycling is a myth.
	Number four.
	This is very unpopular, but I'm just going to say it.
	Cheap towels are better than fancy towels.
	You can take that to the bank.
	I have a towel that I used this morning at my home.
	It's so old it has a rip in it.
	And if I dry too hard, the rip expands.
	It is way better than the fanciest fancy towels that are in my wife's bathroom.
	Fancy towels don't do the job.
	They don't absorb.
	I have this Jeremy Scott towel that has him on it as like a $100 bill.
	It's really cheap.
	It's the kind of thing you'd get at Coney Island.
	Dude, I put that near me and the water leaps off my body into the towel.
	But those fancy, luxurious towels, you're just rubbing water.
	It's like the water turns to grease and you're just lubing yourself up.
	You never get dry with fancy towels.
	Number five.
	You might want to use the audio for this particular one.
	Let's abolish the reverse truck beeps.
	I'm so fucking sick of hearing these all day, every day, in the city, in the suburbs.
	Jesus Christ, I can hear one right now, and I'm not exaggerating.
	I can hear one right fucking now.
	And there was one near my house the other day.
	It was a quarter of a mile away, and I'm sitting in my bed, and I hear that fucking sound.
	What is it?
	What is that for?
	You're warned.
	First of all, any truck that's reversing is reversing at one mile an hour.
	Okay?
	You could have a little kid standing right there going like this.
	It could bonk him in the head.
	It wouldn't even hurt.
	This is to warn kids that a truck is reversing so they don't get what?
	Run over?
	There's a kid lying on the road?
	If we abolish these completely, one child might die somewhere in the entire world.
	This is where it gets unpopular.
	Sorry, kid.
	It's better for the world to not have to hear that fucking beep.
	We're going to have some casualties.
	We're going to have some, what do you call that?
	Collateral damage.
	But actually, I know a guy who was run over.
	He watches this show.
	His dad ran over his head when he was four years old.
	He's fine.
	It was a pickup truck.
	He ran over his head.
	And he does do this a lot.
	But besides that, perfectly normal.
	So this isn't, there's no epidemic of kids getting run over by reverse trucks.
	So stop the fucking beeping.
	And while we're on the subject of beeping, by the way, when you're beeping out swear words, can you go into the sequence in Premiere and make sure the volume of your beep is the same as the volume of the rest of the fucking video?
	Because it's deafening.
	These shit fuck bleeps.
	I can't take it anymore.
	I'm just done with beeps entirely.
	Number six, this is another driving one.
	How is it 2020 and we don't have smart traffic lights?
	How the fuck did we get here?
	I'm sitting in the traffic light at two in the morning the other night, way out in the burbs, totally alone, no cars for miles, and there I am, parked at a red light.
	Why?
	It's very, like the traffic lights catch me when I go through a yellow.
	I get tickets in the mail and it says, oh, you should have stopped.
	And here's your license plate.
	Here's evidence of you going through a red light.
	Okay, so you do have a brain.
	Well, how about you use your fucking brain to go green when there's no other cars?
	So it's green.
	Cars are going.
	A car shows up here.
	The traffic light senses that there's a car there.
	Uh-oh, yellow, red.
	Let this car through.
	Back to green.
	Like they're the same that they, the same exact structure they've had for what, 100 fucking years?
	Update your traffic lights.
	By the way, in that video we showed, it's a guy who claims that if you are on a highway late at night and you want a light to go green, flash your brights at it and it will turn.
	I don't know if that's true or not.
	Number seven, on popular opinion, Bernie Madoff had no victims.
	They knew what they were getting into.
	I am friends with the head, the CEO of the Bank of Scotland.
	You know what he said to me once?
	He said, I cannot fucking break 5%.
	No matter what I do.
	This obviously is a smart guy who understands finance.
	And he's saying with his stocks and his investments and his bonds, if he has $100, he'll make $5 a year.
	And he can't seem to get that up to six bucks, seven bucks.
	No one can.
	5% is what pretty much everyone gets.
	It fluctuates, obviously, but 5% is like a pretty good stock market portfolio.
	Bernie Madoff was delivering 10% or more.
	Now, nobody, ooh, look at that guy's head.
	That's really unfortunate.
	Nobody makes 10% and goes, wow, I guess I just have a really good investor.
	They all must have known it was a scam.
	And I think what happened to all these people is they jumped in, got the crazy 10%, and then jumped out.
	That's what the smart ones did.
	The greedy ones stayed in the barn too long after they started the fire and they got burned.
	Fuck the Bernie Madoff victims.
	They don't deserve anything.
	They were all complicit in that scam.
	Unpopular opinion number eight.
	Speaking of fuck people, fuck nurses.
	I'm done with these TikTok videos.
	Being in the medical community is supposed to be about stoicism.
	You're supposed to, a real hero is noble.
	He doesn't fucking go, there's not enough supplies.
	And this is women in medicine.
	You know, remember your, what's it called?
	Your residency?
	When you start out as a doctor, you're supposed to work in ER.
	Remember how tired those people would be?
	Back in the 80s, it was just men doing that.
	And there was no cap.
	They would just work until they collapsed.
	And they'd have many times, 120 hours a week was perfectly normal.
	And then women got involved.
	And nurses started blabbing.
	And now there's a cap.
	You can only do 80 hours.
	You need 24 hours off every seven days.
	You can only do a 30-hour shift maximum.
	Women demanded all these caps because women aren't as tough As men, they can't hack it as well as men.
	What is this?
	Is this nurses?
	I didn't really watch these clips before I sent them over.
	Not sure what this has to do with nurses.
	And yeah, the residency was a normal way for a doctor to begin his career.
	So they were working around the clock.
	These women are working around the clock and they can't stop fucking complaining about it.
	And we have benefits for them and we bring them stuff.
	Why are we having benefits for nurses?
	They're lucky to have a job.
	They're getting all of this overtime, tons of money during this time.
	Well, barbers and hairdressers and pet groomers, they're all totally unemployed, making zero income.
	Why are we on our hands and knees thanking people who are employed and working less hard than doctors did in the 80s?
	Number nine: No more foreign names.
	I'm done.
	I said this on the show earlier.
	Hi, Carlos.
	Your name is Charles.
	Is it this is James Carlos?
	No, it's not.
	It's James Charles.
	Holara, Maras.
	James Jaros aquí en bienidas a micanal de YouTube.
	Después de mi video, I bought a fake James Charles palette.
	Muchosedes no taron que yo po de ablar.
	Needed something in the background for this.
	If your name's Carlos, your name's Charles.
	If your name's Juan, your name's John.
	If your name's Giuseppe, your name's Joe.
	I'm not saying your foreign name anymore.
	And this drives me nuts about women married to foreigners.
	It's uh, so me and Andres are gonna be going, no, Andres, that's who you're married to, okay?
	They're so excited to have some zing in their life.
	And it's never like a real ethnic, like someone from the Congo.
	Me and it's always some fucking rich Cuban or Chilean who had a nanny wiping his ass his whole life.
	Sorry, you don't get cultural cachet by dating a Hispanic aristocrat.
	So stop saying his name weird.
	You don't say Nicaragua and Argentina and Latino.
	Remember that Vice reporter who was like, so you've been Latino for a long time?
	It's so annoying.
	Is that an unpopular opinion?
	Yeah, it is.
	Because people named Carlos want to be called Carlos.
	No, you have an English translation to your name.
	And this is number 10.
	This one is very unpopular.
	This one is so unpopular, I'm not even sure I believe it.
	But I want to kidnap the cargo cult.
	These people are in Papua New Guinea, right?
	They worship planes because they saw a plane go overhead and assumed it was God.
	And they build these structures.
	It's a landing pad.
	And I don't know what they think is happening here.
	Why did the white people get picked up all the time?
	But they're waiting for a plane to land on their landing pad and take them to heaven.
	Let's do it.
	Let's get some like Trump jet, $150 million jet.
	By the way, when I said this to my seven-year-old, he goes, Trump doesn't have a nice jet.
	I go, yeah, it's $150 million.
	He goes, no, it's not.
	It's like $2,000.
	Okay.
	I don't know where the fuck that came from.
	But anyway, we get like the nicest jet we can find.
	I don't think there's that many of them.
	It looks like there's about 15.
	We could probably fit them on one plane.
	We drive them to Times Square, right?
	With all the lights on.
	Maybe arrive at night and go, here you are.
	You're in heaven.
	Maybe give them some money.
	I'm not positive.
	But is this even kidnapping?
	If you are fulfilling someone's religious beliefs, I don't think it is.
	I think it's a free flight.
	So they land, you take them from JFK to this beautiful hotel in a limousine and put them up for a few days.
	Not forever, though.
	And you just give them the time square.
	And the funniest part of this would be you check in on them in 10 years and you see like one lives in Seattle and works at Popeyes.
	Once married, one of them became gays in the West Village.
	a bartender oh another roadblock in our way oh She's very like pouty.
	She doesn't look like that, but doesn't the music sound pouty?
	All in the time here, please stay All the ways that I do is carry on You know who else is like that that just vanished?
	What's his name?
	From Chris Rock, not Chris Rock, but the guy who did the he was with Jackie Chan in those movies.
	Chris Tucker.
	What the fuck happened to him?
	I don't know.
	Like Seinfeld could have retired a million times, but he's a little woodchuck and he has to chuck wood.
	Oh, he called for swift action for armad robbery.
	Oh, good.
	Yeah.
	By the way, speaking of that, did you see there's armed black militia outside the McMichaels homes?
	Home?
	That's sorry, that's 2-4.
	No.
	Wait a minute.
	Where is it now?
	Shit, did I not put it in?
	Wait, how do I search it?
	Uh-oh.
	Armed guards.
	Wait, here it is.
	I put it in black people.
	Yeah, 1-9.
	Black militia at McMichael House.
	Look at this shit.
	Ahmed Arbery shot himself.
	He grabbed the gun and pulled it towards him.
	Trying to snatch it off the guy.
	What are you doing?
	It's not loading.
	It's not playing?
	That's annoying.
	It's on some weird player, huh?
	Anyway, you could just show the picture.
	Look, get the idea.
	There are armed black militants.
	Isn't it weird, by the way, how if you have a group that has white males in it, even if it's multiracial, it's verbote.
	And that's why the Proud Boys were ultimately shut down in prison, because you can't have a group with white males in it, or it's a white supremacist group, and it has to be shut down.
	Even though there was Jews, blacks, gays, whatever in the group.
	Is.
	But you can have a black motorcycle club.
	You can have a black militia that goes to retired police officers' homes.
	That's okay.
	You have the new Black Panthers armed.
	You have to be black and you have to be male to be in these groups.
	Imagine you had to be white.
	You had to be male to be in a group.
	And they were armed.
	Well, there is the Three Percenters.
	No, the Three Percenters are multiracial shithead.
	Strange.
	But yeah, so those guys are outside of their house.
	We've got Sean King threatening to kill them.
	We've got Chris Tucker.
	These people, you're going to get people killed with your fucking bullshit propaganda.
	And you put cops in a shitty situation.
	Although, you know I'm pro-cop, but we have to hold accountable cops who are being assholes.
	Like, if you get told you have to go arrest someone for painting nails in their home, say no.
	Remember in Virginia, the cop said, we're not going to enforce unconstitutional laws.
	So if the government tells us to disarm everyone, we're not going to do it.
	What are you doing, Ryan?
	Looking for the grid picture?
	Yeah, we're not talking about that.
	I know I'm getting that ready because I was looking at it.
	Well, I'm probably not even going to get to it.
	Focus on what I'm talking about, please.
	So this dude, Greg Anderson, he's a cop in Washington, which is rough.
	I never thought this would be a thing, but Tacoma and Seattle are worse than Berkeley and as bad as Portland.
	Washington sucks.
	So anyway, this cop went on, did a little Instagram video.
	It's weird.
	I keep trying to find the original source, and all I can find is his Instagram.
	And his Instagram video, it only has half a million.
	In this video, he talks about how it, well, in the next video, he talks about how it had millions and millions of views.
	I don't know what he's talking about.
	Anyway.
	What's the number for that?
	2-4.
	I assume you've all seen this by now.
	But I'm going to go on a whole cop rant, so it's relevant.
	You know, as a police officer, I'm compelled to make this video.
	I've been in law enforcement for 10 years, and I'm speaking to my peers, other fellow officers, people in any kind of law enforcement position.
	I've seen officers nationwide enforcing tyrannical orders against the people.
	You can tell he's got notes on his passenger side.
	He's a majority of officers, but I'm not sure anymore because every time I turn on the television, every time I look to the internet, I'm seeing people arrested or cited for going to church, for traveling on the roadways, for going surfing,
	opening their businesses with their families, or doing nails out of their own house, using their own house as a place of business, and having undercover agents go there and arrest them and charge them with what?
	With a crime?
	I don't know what crime people are committing by doing nails in their own house, but we're seeing this more and more and more.
	Right?
	So he gets, well, I'll play the other video.
	Check out 2.5.
	He does that video.
	His superiors love it.
	Say, good work, man.
	You're making us look good.
	Now I am on a administrative leave status pending termination.
	I was told by both the agency and the union that I was asked to take it down and I refused.
	So that's refusing a direct order.
	It's an insubordination charge and it will result in me ultimately being let go from the agency.
	And I said, you know what?
	If that's what you guys have to do, if that video is so bad that you want to take my career from me and you want to leave my, you know, like potentially take my ability away to provide for my family because of that video, do it.
	Because I'm going to stand by.
	Be brave.
	Never stop fighting.
	I wonder what happens to his pension after 10 years.
	Does he get a half pension?
	How fast your life can change in a week.
	It's what happened.
	I never thought would happen.
	I never thought that happened.
	This is what I hate about our system right now.
	And it's not just the police force, but it's especially bad in the police force.
	We have these assholes, the top brass, at corporations, at media institutions, at news outlets, at police force, fire department.
	And they don't want to be embarrassed, not for one second.
	And they don't have the balls to take any heat.
	So this guy, he makes the video.
	His superiors, whatever, call him and say, good job.
	Then someone above them starts going, this is blowing up.
	Just get rid of it.
	Get it out of here.
	And then he refuses, so they fire him.
	I think he was fired not because he embarrassed the top brass, but because there was a risk of that.
	It's the same mentality that made that ridiculous porn PSA where you get handed a piece of paper about domestic abuse.
	We're just being run by, like I said yesterday, shitty magicians.
	And cops are suffering.
	Can we bring back the patriarchy, please?
	This isn't working.
	Women are ruining everything.
	They've ruined hospital care.
	They're ruining the police force.
	Check out this video.
	This guy's in Britain.
	He's trying to arrest.
	This is the one I sent you yesterday.
	And I sent it to you as a raw follow.
	There it is.
	Look at the strength he's in.
	So this cop has to arrest this guy who's strong, big black man.
	And his only help is my baby sister.
	Look, they're trying to mace him.
	Wait a minute.
	It's two men and one woman.
	Which is another way of saying two men.
	Like, look how completely, totally, and utterly useless she is.
	Why is she there?
	Because of political correctness, because of feminism.
	Look, she's hitting him with a bat.
	Not helping.
	The mace didn't help.
	She's got mace in her eyes now.
	Look at her.
	Look at this is a perfect.
	Look at her.
	Bunk.
	Bunk.
	I bet that doesn't even hurt.
	He just shoves her away.
	That fool.
	By the way, it's illegal not to help police officers when they're in need.
	You could all get fined for it.
	Not a big joke.
	But look at the way the police are seen there.
	And he's really good.
	Yeah!
	Go on, son!
	Go on!
	Hey!
	The Muslim population in Britain has nothing but disdain, not just for the police, but for the entire country.
	They're not even 1% assimilated.
	I went to a soccer match with Tommy Robinson in Luton, not one Muslim in the stance.
	Not one.
	Luton is 60% Muslim.
	And you go to a Luton football game, and there's not one Muslim in the entire stance.
	They're not participating in Britain.
	They don't go to the pubs.
	Here's another one, 2-8.
	This cop was fired for beating this poor woman in handcuffs.
	She kicked him.
	Cops are allowed to punch people in the face when they get kicked.
	That's in their training.
	We can't have perps, even if it's a woman, even if it doesn't hurt, kicking you.
	She's an annoying, drunk bitch.
	She won't shut up and keeps kicking the door.
	Oh, man, when women get drunk.
	Listen to me.
	Don't kick my door.
	Okay.
	You may have to get more away here.
	Listen.
	Listen now.
	No.
	Don't look at me like that.
	Listen to me real good.
	It's hurting me.
	Shut up.
	Yeah, shut up.
	Fuck, kick me.
	Thank you.
	What's the problem here?
	You know what we're good?
	We're turning into this society Where we can both look at the same thing And have a totally different reaction It's that blue dress thing Where some see it as blue Black?
	Gold?
	Blue and gold.
	Blue and gold.
	It's the golden blue dress phenomenon.
	Like, you're supposed to If I say no to a cop when he tells me to sit down, I'm going to get shoved.
	If I go to kick a cop, I'm going to get punched in the face.
	Duh.
	What's he supposed to do?
	Just go, ow.
	Please stop.
	She's banging on the door, kicking the door.
	The cop who punched her is fired.
	Here's another weird video.
	2-7.
	This is in Fresno, I think.
	California.
	California's going fucking weird.
	We should just cut them loose.
	I heard there's, isn't there like a fault line that goes up the whole thing?
	Can we just earthquake that place away?
	All right, so this is weird.
	I don't know how I feel about this, but these are these code enforcers.
	Just pause.
	How are you doing?
	These code enforcers who go and make sure everyone's six feet apart.
	They go into this waffle shop to say you're violating your code.
	These people think that the code enforcer guy's butting in line and they've been waiting for their waffles for like an hour or two.
	So they don't let him in, so they get arrested.
	It's like everyone's an asshole in this scenario.
	The code enforcers and the people waiting for their fucking waffles.
	the waffle shop.
	If you see code enforcement come out here again, customers are active.
	You wait and line like everybody else.
	Make a way.
	Why?
	They don't have to let you in.
	Yeah.
	They don't have to let you in.
	We don't want you in for hours.
	No, we do not.
	We do not.
	Don't interfere with my job, OK?
	Do not interfere.
	So that's a cop talking.
	Make a way, fuck.
	Make a way.
	What are you talking about?
	Make a way.
	No.
	Old people get grumpy when you don't give them waffles.
	Put your hand on your back.
	So he's arresting him now.
	He put a handcuff on.
	You want to tase him somebody?
	Get your whole ass out of here, dude.
	That's all I have to.
	Break your chest.
	But you did assault me.
	You said you assaulted him.
	Yeah, I think everyone in this video, including the cop, is a total asshole.
	It's an asshole convention.
	I feel like a proctologist here.
	Seeing assholes all day.
	Okay, let's end with some good news.
	Here's a based San Jose police chief who says, this is all fucking nuts.
	He's got weird mannerisms.
	The new reinforcement from the county here about street parades.
	What is the police, San Jose police doing any differently?
	What's your first reactions to this?
	Well, the first reaction to this is incredibly frustrating.
	You know, since this began, it seems like the goalposts are not just moving for our community, but for law enforcement.
	Since day one, these orders have been ridiculously difficult to enforce.
	What is that about him?
	He talks like a salesman.
	Well, first of all.
	We're not getting anything here.
	He talks like you're at B ⁇ H and you want to get A new lens.
	He's like, first of all, you got to tell me what your price range is because we got a lot of lenses here and I need to focus.
	You can go up to $1,500.
	You can go as low as $50.
	So we're going to be in totally different parts of the store depending on your budget.
	It's kind of got a seminar energy.
	Yeah.
	We've been selling not exactly what we want to be selling.
	We want to be here.
	You guys are bringing it over here.
	So we just got to bring it up 100%.
	Let's bring those two together, guys.
	All right?
	Close the gap.
	We got to close the gap.
	And give yourselves a big hand, by the way.
	Some complaints will be lies.
	Ridiculously difficult to enforce.
	now I don't understand.
	I don't know how any police chief in this county can look at their community in the face and say while people are being released out of jails on zero bail, serious criminals, that now I feel like he should work with me at Target.
	I should get him a red polo.
	You're going to stop people from holding signs, riding around, and wishing individuals happy birthdays or happy graduations.
	I know what it is.
	The onesie is short.
	Yeah, he's short and he's wearing a one-piece.
	A jumper.
	That's a jumper.
	Shut the fuck up.
	That's a jumper, dog.
	You don't think that's a jumper?
	No, I don't think he's wearing a fucking jumper.
	I think he's wearing pants and a shirt like all cops in the world.
	Holy shit.
	I'm going to Google it.
	He's a short guy.
	That's the answer.
	That's how short guys talk.
	They don't take any shit and they don't put their hands in their pockets.
	They put their hands on their hips and they say, you got a problem?
	Say it to my face.
	I will fucking take you out right here, right now.
	Ryan is currently Googling to see if he's right that the police in San Jose wear boiler suits, jumpers, a one-piece.
	That's how retarded he is.
	He is basically in charge of telling celebrities what PSAs to make and where.
	It's called a snug-fitting shirt, dude.
	Yeah, we're shirt stays, perhaps, but...
	Phew.
	Thank you.
	Don't you have those?
	Shirtstays, yeah.
	You know who wears that?
	Remember the Independence on Fox Business, the black guy?
	Taliban?
	What the hell was his name?
	Fox Business?
	The Independence.
	What the fuck was his name?
	That's embarrassing.
	He's a friend of mine.
	There's a weird thing about this show.
	When you get on in front of a mic, names just fall out of your head.
	We will stop recording and it'll come boom.
	Just look up Fox Business, FBN, The Independence.
	What the hell was his name?
	Over to the right, there's all the show names.
	He had his own show?
	No, he was The Independence was a show that had Kennedy, Matt Walsh, and Camille Harris.
	That's his name.
	Something like that.
	Camille Bell?
	Camille.
	That was it.
	All right.
	Sorry, folks.
	That was shitty.
	Is this a good show?
	Was unpopular opinions too silly?
	Are we being too silly?
	Is there not enough substance?
	I'm feeling insecure.
	Let's talk about.
	Oh, man.
	This morning, let's talk about race, shall we?
	This morning, I asked Alexa, what's the weather?
	Told me the weather.
	I said, what's happening?
	What's up?
	If you say that to Alexa, they give the news.
	It's so fucking left-wing.
	I think it's NPR they give first.
	They give Fox News eventually, but you have to listen to maybe five minutes of leftist drivel.
	But when you ask Alexa the news right now today, it says Trump still hasn't shown his tax returns.
	ObamaGate was trending on Twitter with something like 35 million views, and then TrumpGate, or whatever they're calling it, had something like 3,000.
	Like his tax returns?
	Are we really going to go back to that?
	Is that going to be your new focus now that Russia is totally over?
	How about talking about Obama and the fact that he invented Russia Gate?
	He invented all of this shit.
	How about his illegal spying?
	How about Obama putting Flynn in prison based on a gripe because he doesn't like Trump?
	How is that not the top story?
	Trump's tax returns?
	They better get shown before November.
	It's just DNC talking points.
	I'm listening to the DNC's PR firm at this point.
	They hate Trump so much.
	Did you see the cool meme that's going around?
	The 1.7 about, I want to start making these.
	Is this an app you use?
	Or do you have to go frame by frame?
	There is income.
	Let the ObamaGate news cycle begin.
	Everyone buckle up.
	Apparently not.
	Apparently it's all about Trump's tax returns.
	And did you see this that he angrily exits the press conference?
	Sometimes I got my news from Reddit, and it's very biased.
	You've said many times that the US is doing How long is the whole clip?
	It's only a minute.
	Yeah, I just wonder how long into the questioning he...
	Any other country when it comes to testing?
	Yes.
	Why does that matter?
	Why is this a global competition to you if every day Americans are still losing their lives and we're still seeing more cases?
	How is this a question?
	Like they want it, they say the new angle, and again, PR firm for the DNC, the new angle is that Trump is getting Americans killed and we shouldn't elect him because he's responsible for tens of thousands of deaths.
	Trump comes back with, it's a global pandemic.
	Why am I the bad guy?
	And then you have Tim Heidecker having a panic attack on his podcast saying, Because you're supposed to protect us.
	I don't care about the other countries.
	This is our fucking country, and you should have protected it.
	You should have made me safe, daddy.
	Sorry, it's a global pandemic.
	People die.
	Not that many people have died.
	It's not that big of a deal.
	It's totally overblown.
	So then the reporter goes, I got to get away from global.
	I need to focus on American deaths and make Trump into a genocide.
	Make COVID into a genocide.
	Make Trump into this fascist dictator that killed tens of thousands of people.
	He's Hitler.
	It's good for the Hitler narrative.
	So she says, don't make this a global thing.
	And it gets better.
	Every day.
	Well, they're losing their lives everywhere in the world.
	And maybe that's a question you should ask China.
	Don't ask me.
	Ask China that question, okay?
	When you ask them that question, you may get a very unusual answer.
	Yes, behind you, please.
	Sir, why are you saying that to me specifically?
	I'm telling you, I'm not saying it specifically to anybody.
	I'm saying it to anybody that would ask a nasty question.
	Please go ahead.
	Just pause.
	Asians, you're not invited to racism.
	Okay?
	Stop trying to get involved.
	Someone said Ching Chong once.
	Sorry.
	Fat people get worse insults.
	People with like a weird mole get more insults.
	It's not a thing.
	You're doing better than every other ethnic group in the country.
	You don't get to cry racism.
	Sorry.
	You're not invited.
	Blacks.
	I'll hear you out.
	You've got a history there.
	Things aren't going great for you generally.
	I'm open to hear some of your complaints occasionally.
	Jews, maybe in Israel, maybe in the Middle East, but anti-Semitism here in America is not really a thing.
	And if it is a thing, it's mostly just black people who are misinformed about Jewish peoples.
	So you're not invited either.
	Indians, no.
	Sorry, guys, no.
	Your doctors, your lawyers, no.
	If you're doing well, you can't complain.
	All right, go ahead.
	So she's making it about her.
	He thinks he's making a racist allegation.
	Hey, you, it's your fault because you're Chinese.
	You really think Trump is saying that?
	No.
	He's been saying China.
	Yeah.
	She thinks he's making a comment about her.
	Right.
	Go back to China.
	Maybe you should ask your countrymen.
	I'm not saying it specifically to anybody.
	I'm saying it to anybody that would ask a nasty question like this.
	Please go ahead.
	Why does it matter?
	Okay.
	Anybody else?
	Please, go ahead in the back, please.
	I have two questions.
	No, it's okay.
	But you pointed to me.
	I have two questions, Mr. Next.
	Next, please.
	You called on me.
	I did.
	You didn't respond, and now I'm calling on the young lady in the back, please.
	I just wanted to let my colleague finish.
	We can ask you.
	Ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much.
	Appreciate it.
	Thank you very much.
	See why I'm so sexist?
	I'm meeting a lot of sexist women, by the way.
	Oh, yeah.
	Like when I talk to some of my female friends, I'll send them that clip or something, and I'll say like, you people are getting on my fucking nerves.
	And they'll text me back, believe me, they're getting on my nerves too.
	We're getting on my nerves.
	I think I met three women that weren't sexist in my life.
	They all claim that women suck.
	Every time I say something anti-Semitic or racist, it's because I learned it from a Jewish person or a black person.
	Speaking of black people, what's this, 18A?
	Oh yeah, this is interesting.
	So I did get, I am getting to the grid.
	I'm watching TV last night, and I'm in my study.
	So my TV is small.
	This is the grid picture I said I might not get to.
	Yeah, no, there it is.
	So it's a commercial for, I don't know what the fuck.
	It's Zoom or something.
	And they're showing a Zoom conference call.
	And it's about people who have been suffering through the pandemic.
	And the ugly black bald lady right there, ladies, who told you it's okay to be bald?
	That's like Bill Cosby's wife.
	She looks like a burn victim.
	Ladies, never ever go bald.
	Men don't want to.
	I put Rogaine in my hair every morning.
	It's probably not even working because I'm scared of going bald and I'm married.
	Nothing.
	There's no real problem with that.
	I just don't like the way it looks.
	It looks funny.
	But women?
	Anyway, in that commercial, she says, I just had to lay off 3,000 people.
	And I thought, you laid off 3,000 people?
	Really?
	You're the manager?
	And so I looked it up, and there's a diner chain called McNamanus.
	McManimans?
	I've never heard of it before, but it's very popular, I guess, in the West Coast.
	I don't even know where.
	It looks kind of Seattle-y.
	They laid off 3,000 employees, right?
	Very sad.
	And then I looked up the guy.
	Who is the CEO?
	Who is the main guy at McManaman's?
	Have you heard of McManaman's?
	No.
	I know there's people who live in McManaman's areas that are freaking out right now.
	It's fucking McManaman's.
	Really?
	I've been going there my whole life.
	How do you not know McManamin's?
	Calm down.
	Calm down.
	Different chains are prominent in different parts of the country.
	In-and-Out burger is not very prevalent here, nor is Chick-fil-A.
	There are smatterings.
	They wouldn't care if Stewart's closed.
	We only have one Muya burger out here.
	Calm down.
	I've never heard of your fucking diner before.
	But look at the guy.
	This guy laid off 3,000 people.
	Now, here's the strange philosophical question.
	And it's weird because I have these epiphanies after some booze.
	I've been drinking to blackout every night, by the way.
	I read my texts in the morning as a stranger wrote them.
	They're very nice.
	I'm a very charming, lovable guy.
	You're a good drunk.
	Who cares a lot about people?
	There's no fuck you're.
	Anyway, I'm looking at this and I'm like, okay, so that's what I picture when you say, I laid off 3,000 people, right?
	That's the pattern.
	But here's what I don't get.
	Why did that commercial Say, have a black woman for that.
	I laid off 3,000 customers today.
	This is where it gets kind of trippy because the commercial is trying to sell something.
	So it wants to appeal to us.
	So it's not a case of like the government setting up an affirmative action program where they give this black woman an opportunity.
	This is someone trying to appeal to us.
	So we, as a culture, don't like that the guy, that powerful, successful CEOs and business people tend to be white males.
	We don't like that.
	They'd rather see a black woman as, you know, the founder of Vice and the person who started this site.
	Why is that?
	I can't quite figure it out.
	It might be there's this black failure-white guilt dichotomy in America that I noticed when I moved here in 99 because I was coming from an English-French dichotomy.
	And it was strange to me to see this.
	Everyone's so worried about black performance.
	And I think we don't want to accept that businessmen tend to be white males.
	I don't know why.
	I guess we wish it wasn't so.
	I don't know.
	I'm thinking out loud here.
	Maybe you can help me.
	I just found it so strange because everyone who sees that black woman goes, I laid off 3,000 people today.
	You go, oh.
	So you're one of three black women who has that many employees in the country as opposed to the 50,000 white males who have 3,000 employees?
	I mean, it's incongruous, right?
	But I guess it feels good.
	I guess it feels good.
	Every TV show has to have a black surgeon.
	Every time they go, doctor, what are my chances?
	He's always a black guy.
	The Simpsons, they make the doctor black.
	They make Lisa Simpson smart.
	They make Maggie Simpson cool.
	Homer's a retard.
	Why is that?
	Why does it appeal to us to shit on white males and trivialize their success?
	I'm not complaining.
	I'm genuinely curious.
	I'm not bragging.
	I'll eat your ass.
	Did you make me that, did you make me that, you hurt me today?
	No, no, not yet.
	That hurts me.
	Put that in your notes.
	Yeah, it's in my notes.
	Oh.
	By the way, we'll also be putting on YouTube the interview with Caesar.
	We did a fake interview.
	All right, speaking of black people, I got two more stories that are black.
	I have a section in my notes called Black People today.
	This cheap black lady is really amusing to me and she's very attractive.
	I do believe that laundry detergent does run a scam on people.
	I learned how to conserve my detergent by my method at work, drawing blood.
	The measurements are very precise.
	Why did she put on surgical glasses?
	Was that just for the joke?
	Hey, here's a question.
	You know how we were talking yesterday about, you can just play that in the background.
	She's just a cheap lady.
	That's why you like her.
	Yeah.
	It's got her sensibilities.
	Oh, check out this.
	She gathers the lint from her dryer and uses it as cotton swabs and to put on makeup because it's clean.
	Oh, my.
	I don't know why I find this woman so amusing.
	First off, because it's clean.
	Secondly, I don't have to buy cotton swabs.
	So I use it to remove my nail polish, my makeup.
	I'm using it.
	How much are cotton swabs?
	She's like a doomsday break.
	It's probably $1.50 for a huge bag.
	They last forever, don't they?
	Every time someone's cheap, I think, how much?
	Like, my parents won't use their dishwasher.
	They only wash dishes in the sink because it's a waste of money.
	I'm like, how much, though?
	Like, what are we talking about?
	Is it $1.89 a year?
	I'll pay that.
	I got that on me.
	By using just one light bulb that she moves from room to room, she saves more than $60 a month on her electric dish.
	Oh, that's not bad.
	That's a substantial amount of money.
	$60 a month, that's not bad.
	But when you turn off the light bulb, it's still hot.
	So I guess she turns it off, sits there in the dark for a while.
	That's a cool day.
	Maybe has an oven mitt.
	Or another glove.
	Yeah, yeah.
	That's like good.
	But wait a minute.
	Here's something racist.
	You could say that before.
	People always try to find the silver lining.
	I always try to find the racist lining.
	But we were talking yesterday about how women with makeup should get a lower score.
	And women without makeup, you have to account for that.
	What about when a woman's wearing a wig?
	Like, this clearly isn't her hair.
	And it's beautiful, it's sandy blonde.
	Does that affect the score?
	Do you want to think that's real?
	This is ridiculous, but I do it because I love Stephanie.
	You think that's her hair, Ryan?
	No.
	In our house, we have what we call navy showers.
	I'm not allowed to take long showers because Stephanie wants to save water for the water bill.
	I go in, turn water on, bleach my body off.
	Cut the water off.
	Lather your body down.
	Make sure you get every area so you don't miss anything, but you can't come back to it.
	Turn it back on.
	Let me just soap off my body.
	Yeah, I'm going to try that.
	I don't.
	But you've got to get the temperature right again.
	Yeah, that does kind of stink.
	And how much money are you saving?
	So I guess the less you take out of the boiler, the less it has to heat.
	But isn't it already like I don't, I want I want to have an economist and an engineer take apart this video piece by piece and tell me exactly what she's saving.
	Because I bet if she just worked one hour more a month, that obliterates everything.
	It's like my dad is so fucking cheap with his canned food and he drinks old Milwaukee.
	He doesn't put it in the fridge.
	It's in a drawer.
	Like in the kitchen drawer, you pull up a drawer, this warm old Milwaukee can.
	Oh my God.
	And then he'll be fucking with his mutual funds and he'll lose 50 grand.
	And I'm like, dad, that you, because I don't look at my stocks more than once every like year and a half.
	And I'll see massive nightmares that I didn't experience and I'm back up.
	And he'll panic and move shit around.
	And I go, Dad, that move obliterated an entire lifetime of penny pinching just with that one little click, that one little sell.
	So, is it worth it?
	This is my favorite part that's coming out.
	Full body.
	Like, I'm a grown-ass man.
	I should be able to just get in there, take a manly shower.
	Turn it off.
	That's a water build down.
	Stephanie found a way to make sure Patrick sticks to a two-minute shower.
	Right now, Patrick!
	Stephanie has a baby monger.
	I can still hear you.
	My family feels that my cheekskate ways are out of there, but I don't really care.
	Okay, this part I really don't get.
	She reuses water.
	That's a plastic fork and a boiling pot of water.
	Yeah, she uses disposable cutlery and paper plates, which that seems like a waste of money.
	That doesn't make sense.
	But look at this.
	What is that?
	That spaghetti water is from a previous spaghetti.
	So, you know, when you rinse it out, she saves that.
	So it's really starchy water.
	Damn it.
	By cutting on the water and putting more water in the pot, dumping it, and then doing it all over again.
	This is the Kate.
	Just pause.
	This is what really confuses me here.
	There's a kid about to eat that.
	Water?
	Cold water?
	That doesn't cost anything.
	No.
	No, it doesn't.
	You had an argument with the shower.
	I sort of get that because he's using a lot of hot water.
	Sure.
	Heating water, I guess, costs some pennies.
	But water out of your tap?
	It's not fucking gold.
	They don't charge you for that.
	You're free raining.
	Lady, take some of the money you saved and buy a fucking table.
	They're eating on the floor.
	Look, she's got lawn furniture as furniture.
	Navy showers, Japanese dinners.
	I'll change it in due time.
	Just don't rush me.
	Because the more you accent that, the longer I have to keep it.
	She still has to heat up the water, too.
	She's kind of a bitch.
	I'm falling into love with her.
	I'll never ask that in.
	Wait, Libby, what?
	He's so good.
	What did he act?
	When are you going to change that water?
	When are you going to change the spin water?
	In due time.
	Just don't rush me.
	Because the more you ask me that, the longer I have to keep it.
	Hey, he said, ask.
	Is it good?
	That's good.
	I have to keep it.
	That means Pacific Northwest.
	Is it good?
	It is?
	Yeah, I'm starving.
	I haven't eaten in 20 hours.
	Whatever you don't eat, I'm going to say.
	I am able to make the most of every food and drink that we have in this night.
	What is that?
	It's like two drops.
	Oh, no.
	If it doesn't get all drunk up, I pour it back.
	If it doesn't get all slopped up, I put it back in its container.
	I'm going to save this pasta sauce for the next spaghetti dinner.
	Does she wash it?
	This is just giving ideas to other cheapskids too.
	When they watch it for them, they'll be like, oh, shit.
	But it's the monetary value of that.
	I don't understand.
	Like, how much is two drops of spaghetti sauce worth?
	It's just childhood abuse.
	It's like another thing my parents do is the gas tank is always just an E because they don't fill it up the whole way.
	It's a waste of money.
	So they'll put in like five bucks.
	And I go, but over the course of this car's lifetime, it's the same amount of gas.
	You're not using less gas.
	My mom was the opposite.
	She would like the, it would be halfway full and then she'd put more so it never went below halfway.
	And I had to convince her because she was spending so much money unnecessarily.
	She never went below half tank.
	So I was like, mom, there's old gas and when you keep the old gas in there, it's going to mess up your car.
	So you shouldn't.
	So you lied.
	Yeah.
	Because that's something you might believe.
	And Ryan, you're just contradicting what I just said.
	Having the needle anywhere is the same price.
	Yeah, I tried to get her to drain it, though.
	Yeah, but then you have to fill it up again, dumbass.
	No, but here's the thing.
	We didn't have a lot of money.
	So like she'd be spending money on filling gas to keep it above half.
	Yeah, that's the same amount of money, dude.
	You can't overspend on a tank.
	Do you understand the physics of this?
	You can either spend a dollar a day keeping it here or you can fill it.
	And then if you're keeping it full, that's still a dollar a day.
	No, no, I get, yeah, I get it.
	I get it.
	It's just we could have waited.
	If we didn't have to wait.
	We could have waited to get more money.
	Okay, time.
	It does take time, but money is the same.
	Money is.
	Money is the same.
	Money is the same.
	Reminds me one time I, now I got my parents on my mind, my dad, he got so fucking angry.
	Like he blew his top.
	I think he punched a hole in the wall.
	But I said, I was being as dumb as you just were right there.
	And I don't lose my temper because I don't care if you live or die.
	But if your son is that stupid, it must be infuriating.
	So I said, so, dad, every single time you flip a coin, it can be heads or tails.
	Obviously.
	But say you had heads 10 times in a row.
	You know a tail is coming.
	And he goes, what?
	I go, come on.
	Like, say 10 heads in a row?
	The odds are much higher.
	It's going to be tails soon.
	And he just goes, coins don't have a fucking memory.
	That's a good point.
	Did he really run around the house screaming, ah, when he saw your tattoo?
	Yeah.
	He was writhing on the floor.
	This one.
	It's in my book, but my brother saw it.
	And I go, mom and dad come from a working class background.
	Only criminals have tattoos in 60s Glasgow.
	So just don't tell them about this.
	And then in the kitchen, he goes, I have a, this is all filmed.
	No.
	This whole thing is filmed.
	Him running around the house.
	Oh, my actual dad, I flew him in to appear in the, I play him, but at the end, he sees me naked and I'm standing there and my brother is wearing the same clothes that he wore that day.
	So they're all torn because he's huge now.
	And he just looks at my tattoos and he goes, fucking ridiculous.
	But I play my dad in the Death of Cool, the movie, and no one will ever see it.
	Damn it.
	Because they want $650,000.
	Can we watch it with the watermark?
	Yeah, but they're so dubious of me that I've had a few investors who have got a copy, but your email is right across the middle, like covering the whole screen.
	And it's sort of like transparent, but you can still, it's really distracting.
	And then my brother comes in.
	Sorry, I've told this story a million times.
	My brother comes in and he goes, I have a secret, and I go, Shut up.
	I grab his hand, I go, No, you don't.
	And he goes, Ow, relax.
	I'm not going to tell them.
	So he told them, and then my dad went, ah, and ran around the entire house, every room, down the stairs, up the stairs.
	And then he ended on my neck and was strangling me to death, but without touching my neck.
	So he was like, this, like, ah.
	And then your mom was at your angle.
	Then my mother took off all her clothes.
	She took off her sweatshirt.
	So just her bra with her huge tits and her sweatpants.
	And then she got on her knees and prayed to me and said, tell me you regret it, son.
	Tell me you regret it.
	Like, and cleaning my clothes.
	Like, it was biblical.
	Like, I was Jesus and she was cleaning, tell me you regret it, son.
	Tell me you regret it.
	Holy crap.
	And then he says, get out before I do something I regret.
	I was like, with pleasure.
	I'd already moved out at that point, so I was just visiting.
	I was like, I'll happily head home now.
	Thank you.
	Holy moes.
	So that lady was funny.
	One last black thing.
	I hadn't seen this before, but it was Larry Wilmore, painfully unfunny, affirmative action hire who had his own show, despite being about as funny as a nuclear war, to quote Simon LeBon.
	And he was saying how he got flack recently for having Ben Shapiro on his podcast, but he's so brave and open-minded that he doesn't have a problem with Ben Shapiro.
	We should be able to talk to him.
	Ben Shapiro is, I like him, but he's the most milquetoast conservative.
	I don't even see how you could disagree with anything he has to say.
	He's the least controversial conservative in the world.
	And Larry Wilmore thinks he's brave.
	And then he goes, just to be clear, I do not extend this open-mindedness to a Nazi like Milo Yiannopoulos.
	After Yiannopoulos called him stupid to his face, Wilmore said that what Marr wouldn't, straight up telling him, go fuck yourself.
	By the way, every time you read Daily Beast or Vice and it's about a black person, they sound like they're talking about Jesus.
	Like it is so reverent, it's embarrassing.
	They just kiss their ass and it's just not interesting.
	Like that dude who's in the dick meme.
	Remember that?
	Some vice journalist wrote about that and he's like a disgusting loser who died young and he did porn.
	And they're like, people in his community would talk about his great bear hugs.
	Imagine them saying that about a conservative.
	Ben Shapiro was known for his bear hugs.
	During the overtime segment of a 2017 episode of Real Time with Bill Maher, Wilma found himself seated at the same table as Milo Yiannapoul.
	In an earlier one-on-one interview, Maher essentially seated the stage to the infamous alt-right troll, giving him a platform to spout his hateful rhetoric more or less unchallenged.
	I thought that was a really interesting sentence.
	Seated the stage, gave him a platform, hateful rhetoric.
	You see, you can just tell what the author, who's the author of that shitty article, what they think of free speech.
	You can just read it between the lines.
	They think...
	I bet he's diminutive.
	They think that free speech has its limits.
	And I shouldn't have censored.tv.
	I shouldn't have this because it's a platform to spout the rhetoric.
	They used to say, everyone has free speech.
	Fight bad ideas with good ideas.
	Oh, look at really unfortunate balding.
	Look at that one with the glasses.
	Oh my gosh.
	Let's give it up, dude.
	Well, he gets his revenge on his keyboard.
	He's giving his forehead a platform for...
	He's not a platform.
	That's a landing pad.
	Holy camoles.
	Anyway.
	Yeah.
	So they realize that they can't debate us.
	So now they say, well, the reason I don't want him to have a speech, not because I'm scared of ideas.
	I'm not some fucking balding pussy who's scared of ideas.
	No.
	Okay, then what is it?
	You shouldn't give hate a platform.
	And if you allow someone on your show, like if Joe Rogan allows me in his show, then he's seeding the stage to me and letting my hateful rhetoric go unchallenged.
	See, when I said on Joe Rogan's show, Muslims have an inbreeding problem, there's no argument for that.
	You can't say, no, they don't.
	It's just a fact.
	It's a hate fact.
	So you can't say we let Gavin on because we can't challenge him on things that are true.
	So let's not seed the stage.
	Let's not give him a platform.
	Anyway, I've forgotten about Milo and Bilmar.
	It's a fun little clip to revisit because Larry and Wilmore just gets destroyed.
	And the audience is kissing Larry's ass.
	It's not a controversial statistic.
	And go back.
	Just a little bit.
	Proportionately involved in sexual assault.
	More.
	Hack to assign that to everybody.
	So if you say, well, that person is weird or they wanted to commit sexual assault and everybody thinks.
	Okay, his argument, he takes forever to say it.
	And it is banal.
	The argument he's making here is that we should accept trans and accept all the bullshit they say because we used to think gays were weird and even blacks didn't used to have rights and homosexuals were seen as a curse and a mental illness.
	So we can't do that to trans.
	Because we've been wrong once in the past, then we have to accept everyone's made-up stories from now on.
	Seem logical?
	I got this VHS tape years ago and it was some Christian nuts talking about why dinosaurs don't exist.
	And I thought, I'm going to buy this.
	This sounds funny.
	I want to hear this argument.
	So I bought it, came in the mail, put it in the VCR.
	This is like 1999 when people still had VHS tapes.
	And their argument in this video was that we have been wrong about dinosaurs in the past.
	We used to think that the Brachiosaurus or some stupid dinosaur had a brain in his tail, but it was actually in his bud.
	And we used to think their brains were this big, but they're actually that big.
	Ergo, dinosaurs probably don't exist.
	That argument is just as stupid as Larry's argument.
	Well, we used to burn witches at the stake, so now we should allow porn stars to read to our kids.
	See?
	What?
	All transgender people want to do is commit sexual assault.
	Well, they aren't disproportionately involved in those kinds of crimes.
	They're what?
	Vastly disproportionately involved in sex crime.
	Who is?
	Yes.
	Based on what statistics.
	Based on what statistic?
	Trans people are involved in sexual assault.
	Lesbians are involved in more domestic assault, disproportionately represented.
	If you had got out of your fucking bubble, you'd know that.
	That trans people tend to be drug addicts.
	They tend to hang out with thugs and gangsters and mentally ill people.
	They're not in their front yard gardening.
	They don't have a hibiscus tree.
	They're in the meat packing district in a shitty apartment.
	Amanda Lapore lives in a fucking hovel.
	Controversial statistic.
	And frankly, you're saying, you know, you're suggesting these people are the victims of some kind of discrimination.
	Well, I'm saying to you, this is a psychiatric disorder.
	I didn't say discrimination.
	This is a psychiatric disorder.
	I said marginalization.
	Like identity disorder.
	I didn't say discrimination.
	I said marginalization.
	Okay, what's the difference now?
	Somewhat discrimination?
	Stupid idiot.
	So tedious.
	Or like sociopathy or something, you know?
	I don't put these people.
	No, no, no.
	Here's what I'm saying.
	I've said, this is what I said, the same argument we used against gay people.
	You should do your homework because it's wrong then.
	It's right now.
	That's perfectly hard.
	You didn't do your homework.
	You don't know about trans.
	Oh, there's that nut, that black guy, the darker black guy.
	What's his name?
	Malcolm something?
	He's like an Iraq war vet who's Malcolm Nance?
	Yeah, Malcolm Nance.
	I've been talking to some dudes who are involved in some shit, and they think Malcolm Nance is a fraud.
	He's a spook?
	He's a liar.
	I meant like an FBI.
	That's what I meant.
	Yeah, I think he's been to Afghanistan once and has turned it into a massive career where he was overseas for 12 years.
	I think he's a fraud.
	I definitely know he's a nut.
	I had dinner with him.
	We went to see, he was seated next to me at this Ann Coulter Sally Cohn debate.
	And he said, his question was, how can you, this is before Trump won, how can you support the idea of a lunatic with his finger on the button that could kill us all?
	That was his question.
	What?
	And she goes, I don't understand where all this lunatic shit came from.
	Why are people assuming that Trump is mentally ill?
	He's never done anything remotely unusual.
	And then he said, so then she just moves on to the next question because it's a stupid question.
	And then he kept screaming, nuclear weapons, and nuclear, nuclear weapons, and yelling it, ruining the whole talk.
	And eventually I had to turn him and go, shut the fuck up.
	Shut up.
	Sexuality was called a disorder.
	It was a psychological disorder.
	It's a pure disorder.
	Well, maybe you are.
	Maybe it is.
	But most homosexuals are not.
	You know what?
	No, I think most gays, most gays have a long road, actually.
	Most gays have a long road to coming to terms with the sexuality.
	Yeah, because of them handling.
	Of course it isn't to be returned to the title.
	No, of course it's the way society treats kids.
	Society said we're fine with gay people when it's 1890.
	You think in 1990 people are getting taken.
	You're being very obuse.
	Yes.
	No.
	Did you hear that argument?
	People had a problem with gays in 1890.
	You think in 1990 they're not going to have a problem?
	That's 100 years.
	Yeah, that's exactly what I think.
	That's also what I see with my own eyeballs since I'm here on this TV show, you see.
	And you're not throwing any stones at me, you fucking lunatic.
	Yeah, yeah, good point.
	Have you noticed the cast of this incredibly popular show that everyone is screaming and clapping for?
	Yeah, the host isn't exactly repulsed by me as I'm sat directly next to him.
	Oh, I just figured something out.
	The reason he brings up real time with Bill Maher and says he called him, he said, go fuck yourself, is because he's humiliated by this clip and he doesn't like that it's out there.
	So he's rewriting history.
	He's his own PR firm.
	He's like, you know that clip where I look like an idiot?
	I told him to fuck off.
	All right, that's enough.
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	Black Talk.
	Welcome to Black Talk.
	Isn't that a Mark Lamont Hill shob now?
	Who was the guy that we had on Free Speech that debated Roger Stone?
	Yeah, Mark Lamont Hill.
	The cool black guy.
	Yeah.
	I think he has a show called Black Talk.
	Really?
	Yeah, where they go through black Twitter every morning.
	Black Talk!
	Yo, this is Black Talk real quick.
	Can you imagine their take on fucking armed robbery?
	It's bogus, bro.
	Ahmed Arbery.
	They just say it's bogus, bro.
	They just talk about different ways to kill the McMichaels.
	The McMichaels.
	And McMellons.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dance.
	Let's turn our eyes together and tail back.
	Let me touch it.
	Uh, wait.
	That's not the right one.
	Holy shit.
	These letters are just...
	We're bad.
	Buried alive.
	Okay, I'm going to start with yesterday's.
	Yes, it is.
	Okay.
	Actually, I might have to send you this because Okay, this one.
	Yeah, I'm going to have to forward you this.
	This one is from Ryan.
	Sorry, no, you're Ryan sending You, this, this and this.
	I'm sending you.
	It's a college campus, and it's a great example of how we don't see the same sh thing anymore when we look at the same thing.
	So it's a conservative meme, and I couldn't find out who originally did it.
	So this is called College Campus 2020.
	Well, you kind of ruined the surprise, but go to the picture.
	It's really good.
	I got the picture.
	It took someone forever.
	And I think, God, it would be great if we could get a hold of this dude and sell this as a poster.
	I want to start selling posters.
	That'd be cool.
	So it's the campus.
	They've got the University of Radical Feminist Praxis.
	The Department of Biology is now the Department of Intersectionality.
	The Classics Department has been destroyed.
	There's oppression Olympics.
	They literally bathe in the water of Karl Marx.
	Professors are dunked in the Karl Marx fountain.
	Are you zooming in?
	They hold hands and pray around a mao statue.
	The events page, the events of today include interfaith orgy, create your own pronouns party, a freshman formal theme, freeze speech.
	There's a booth where it has a privilege check.
	Burkas and thongs are for sale, free weed.
	There's the Antifa Philly Flyers guy, mascot.
	Conservatives are getting attacked.
	Frats are getting attacked.
	And Antifa is stringing up a professor.
	So anyway, this guy sent it to me and he said, I don't know who made this, but it's the greatest thing I've ever seen.
	So then I did some research on it by doing an image search.
	And I found liberals talking about it saying, go to the tweets, that it looks awesome.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Okay, but this looks unironically awesome, actually.
	Look at the person who wrote that.
	This is what Twitter has become now that they've banned everyone interesting.
	Look at this monster.
	Lucifer.
	Remember when these people were just nerds?
	And they didn't fucking get in your face all the time?
	They stuck to their own.
	They stuck to them, kept to themselves?
	What's his first tweet there?
	Caesar, she's spending some time outside with my wife.
	Oh, he's probably a male lesbian.
	Just a nerd in a dress who was sick of not getting laid.
	It's just an incel in a dress.
	That's what these fucking trans lesbians are.
	Okay, go to the other one.
	Because you can get lost in their feeds.
	This guy is in the cuck zone at the interfaith orgy.
	Oh, so he's used some of the thing in his own Twitter handle.
	This was created as a right-wing meme, but I just want to know where this campus is and how I can go there because it looks awesome.
	He's a proud cuck.
	It's like being a proud wanker.
	Yikes.
	Yizikes.
	Shame does not exist.
	All right, let's start at the top.
	It's much simpler.
	This is from Tyler.
	My girlfriend is a loud sneezer.
	It scares the shit out of me.
	I would like to make something clear.
	If you are jumpy, you're not a pussy.
	I think my wife is genuinely turned off by how jumpy I am when I see anything or if my kids scare me or something.
	You're not scared.
	You're just tightly wound.
	I'm ready to fight at any time.
	But yeah, I'm real jumpy.
	Jumpy doesn't mean pussy.
	There is no warning or muffing.
	The whole apartment resonates.
	She's also a multiple sneezer.
	I once heard her sneeze nine times in a row.
	I've never experienced anything like it.
	Am I the asshole for asking her to muffle it or to not sneeze so loud or maybe go to the doctor?
	Tyler, shut the fuck up.
	Oh no.
	This is the longest email I've ever received.
	Oh my.
	You want me to just make it like the computer say it all?
	No.
	We'll just read some of it.
	This is from a guy who calls himself AAA.
	The narratives about Ahmed Arbry aren't consistent with the evidence.
	As a property owner, I've had to deal with these several times.
	I've observed the process in which the thief cases a location and then comes back later to take things.
	The thief doesn't come and wander through the site multiple times before attempting the theft.
	The thief doesn't come and wander through the site multiple times before attempting the theft.
	And when he comes back, he always has some way to carry off what he intends to steal.
	Stolen shopping cart seems to be a favorite.
	Arbery wandered through that site on numerous occasions, never with any means to carry off even a small quantity of goods.
	The most popular items are copper wire or piping, which aren't something you can just stuff in your shorts.
	Yes, you can stuff copper wire in your shorts.
	I grew up in a rural area where checking out a building under construction was fairly typical behavior.
	Oh, come on.
	So 15 miles from his home, he was just checking out construction inside the house?
	You really believe that?
	How dare you?
	So he says the building was clearly wired already to some extent, yet Arby failed to carry off anything on the occasions.
	There is, in fact, no evidence that he ever took anything from the site.
	True, but maybe he never saw anything of value.
	He's always checking it.
	Looking for that one day where there's a power tool.
	The wrench and the hammer we see on the street may have come from the site, or Arbre may have brought them.
	Why would he bring a hammer and a wrench to a job that he's not working on?
	Or a jog.
	I don't see how he could have carried them on his jog from the site to the ambush location.
	He wasn't jogging, you dumbass.
	Anyway, that's enough of that.
	Mikey!
	And that, by the way, is like 2,000 words.
	Boring.
	This is from Mark.
	Can we contemplate for a moment that Nancy Pelosi is second in line for the presidency after Mike Pence?
	What the fuck?
	How on earth are party lines not considered?
	It should be the Secretary of State or something.
	This current situation promotes foul play.
	Well, let's go further.
	What if Hillary is Biden's running mate or Kamala Harris?
	It's got to be a loser, right?
	We've seen their best.
	They're not sending their best.
	They don't have their best.
	So you think Biden's bad?
	Wait till he completely succumbs to his dementia and we get his VP.
	Found the perfect TV show for the fatty.
	Oh, this one's for you, right?
	Gotta be the best.
	Gotta be the 1927 Yankees.
	Well, no one's gonna cut us any slack.
	We need exceptional people.
	Gotta be battle-tusky.
	But this chick seems kind of crazy.
	Maybe you can see the script.
	I can just see them memorizing their lines.
	What the hell do you think you're doing, my dad?
	Oh, you gotta see me.
	Miami Fire and RefQ Instagram.
	Six million likes now.
	How many color lifts do they have on this fucking thing?
	Oh, she's a Muslim.
	That's why her hair was like that.
	One year.
	That has to be recorded.
	Well, my parents can help me if you're going to do something.
	Be the best.
	You sure you got the right list of chevitis?
	You said AFDA.
	See, why do we want that?
	That was what I was asking earlier.
	That Muslim woman.
	Why do we want a Muslim to be a badass fireman?
	That's really what keeps me up at night.
	I don't understand the inclination.
	I understand if the government is doing that kind of shit, then they've got some quota to fill.
	Like, why?
	When you were washing your boss's car, you were wiping down the inside of door handles.
	Why?
	Nobody would ever know if they're clean or not.
	I would.
	Dad, you bring this guy in.
	He's thorough.
	Brandon, Ryan and the failure of American schools.
	Hey, Gav, in case Ryan's wasn't the living.
	Look, you're talking about how stupid someone is and how uneducated, and you can't write a sentence.
	So this is another thing that pisses me off.
	In case Ryan's wasn't the living, breathing example of the failure of American schools, Semicolon, the 2014 national debate champions certainly are.
	This made my jaw hit the floor.
	Keep her tuned, boys.
	Oh, I remember this clip, yeah.
	This is like what debates are in school now.
	It's a new type of language.
	It's got nothing to do with debating, but just cramming words in.
	We have two of the team members here.
	We have Amina Ruffin and Corey Johnson both here to talk about the major victory.
	Ladies, way to go.
	Congratulations.
	Like they do this inhaling thing and they have to get out 100 sentences at once.
	Scroll forward so we can see them.
	The nigga is not able to be poor's authority.
	They say the nigga is always already queer.
	That's exactly the point.
	It means that the impact is not that it is a case turn to the affirmative because we are saying that queer bodies are not able to survive.
	Then it necessarily means that the body of the nigga is not able to survive.
	We got the topic in about July, and we started doing our research then.
	When the nigga sees these things that he can only envision himself, that he does not see another nigga that he can feel sympathy for or embrace, but rather that that otherness gets obliterated.
	We've been supplementing our research throughout the season.
	Good point.
	I can't stop watching that.
	This is from Jickif.
	Is the other person listening?
	Yeah, do you have to come back?
	Okay, Gavin, your turn.
	I didn't...
	The nigga is queer.
	Nick, it was quick.
	I don't know.
	It's bizarre.
	Look at this shit.
	You aren't even allowed to type the word sensor.tv or tell them to download it.
	And then...
	I think if you capitalize TV, that could work.
	Or just take a picture of the name of the site and then share that.
	Stephen Clanson.
	Yo, guys, notice you caught onto the cameo train yesterday.
	Here's a perfect one by fake black woman Rachel D, the perfect troll, move about the 13% cleaning house.
	You might have to explain this one to the fag lord.
	I know that.
	I know it already.
	This is Rachel Dolajal sending congratulations to the 13% crew for hitting 55% this year.
	That's amazing.
	When 13% of the company does 55% of the work, you deserve recognition.
	But truth be told, it's really more like 6% getting it done.
	So you know who you are.
	Congratulations on your success.
	And this message is from your regional manager.
	I feel kind of bad for Rachel.
	I love her.
	Does everyone get that joke?
	Blacks are 15% of the population's 50% of the violent crime, and it's more like 6% because it's mostly males.
	Wow.
	I never noticed that six thing.
	Yeah, it's not all of them doing that, but that's terrible.
	This is from Tova.
	How's this for an ugly babe?
	It's pretty fucking intense, dude.
	Okay.
	I don't know if I could hang with this.
	And outside of those ridiculous eyebrows, isn't she pretty standard?
	Normal model-like?
	Sorry, no, I'm not playing.
	You guys are wearing the same shirt.
	Whoever invented this, it's broken.
	Hi, Gavin and Ryan.
	My name is Brianna, and I'm from Etobicoke.
	I fucked a girl from Etobicoke once.
	I think it was my second lay of my life in 1987.
	I've been watching you on different platforms for about three years now.
	I'm 18, so I'd say that's a while.
	And subscribed to what was free speech.tv back in November, and I'm glad to have got my limited edition free speech shirt.
	I would also buy a censored TV shirt only if the font matched the original shirt.
	I've been anxious to call in, so I decided to send my message through the mailbag.
	Check this craziness out.
	I like you more than a friend.
	That's an interesting concept.
	Like a throwback sent as a video.
	Oh, you have the video here.
	The reason why you're doing what you're doing is to...
	The reason why you're doing what you're doing is to take a stand against the city, correct?
	Not the city.
	The government.
	The government.
	Okay, that's the government.
	We have contacted a judge, and the judge has to issue what's called a form two.
	What that is to do, and it directs me, and being a police officer, that I'm to take both of you to St. Joseph's hospital right now for an examination.
	No way, no way.
	Unfortunately, I don't have that with you.
	You have no right.
	You have no right.
	You have no right to do that.
	It's a form for the Ministry of Health that's been backed by a provincial government.
	We don't care.
	What does that mean?
	We don't care.
	Okay.
	That's neither here nor there if you care or not.
	This is my authorities and this is what I have to do.
	Wow.
	So I hope, I beg of you to come cooperatively.
	I beg of you.
	Forfully to take us to the hospital.
	Are you kidding me?
	I don't want to do it forcefully.
	That's why I'm hoping that you'll assist me.
	So what this is saying, yes, you're right.
	This is forcing us to make you go to the hospital.
	That's right.
	That's what you saw.
	I completely respect that.
	Can you think coaches?
	Can you talk to the doctor?
	and they make a decision, okay?
	Move somewhere, it's already forced.
	Yes, we are.
	Yes, yes.
	We are, we agree, we are.
	Against our will.
	We don't want to physically force you.
	I beg of you one minute.
	I beg of you one last time.
	Just put your hands behind your back, please.
	Thank you.
	I just did this a long time ago, and a long time ago, we persecuted our brothers.
	This is very disturbing.
	It's unbelievable how you're able to qualm your conscience.
	You lost your morals.
	We'd be in trouble if we didn't do our job, right?
	I understand you don't agree with our job, but we'd be in trouble if we didn't do our job.
	And these people sound like they're from Soviet Russia.
	And you could have another job.
	That's not an excuse.
	The job is not a virtue, any job.
	It's up to you.
	I tell you, I'm resting at home by police and imprisoned at a hospital because they declared they were going on a hunger strike to protest government corruption.
	What?
	This is what it will look like when contact tracers say you need to be quarantined.
	Wow.
	That's a weird thing to do, though.
	But you should be allowed to starve yourself to death.
	This is from Nick.
	My theory is Biden died from being an old sleepy man, and he is a hologram.
	That's why the video quality is so bad in his virtual reality.
	Great theory.
	Andrew, hey, Gav, and Rygai.
	Love the show.
	Probably too serious a topic for mailbag.
	Oh, by the way, to answer that girl earlier, I'm not going to make a shirt with the old font.
	That font's done.
	That thing's over.
	But regarding your thoughts on leaving Christianity, if UFOs are real, I thought I'd share what I learned because I kind of thought the same way.
	The Sumerian tablets explain Anunnaki and their role in the origins of civilization in Mesopotamia.
	It seems to make sense, and there is a lot of archaeological evidence to support it.
	This was until I learned about the book of Enoch, which was strangely removed from our Bibles today.
	Ethiopian Bibles still include it, but it basically explains that fallen angels, Anunnaniki, Anunnaki, or sky people, had come down to earth and taught humans about the tools of war, cutting of roots, drugs, etc.
	If an antichrist was to deceive the world into worshiping him, these Anunnaki returning to our world, posing as UFOs would be the only way to unite all religions to achieve this.
	You could go on a real deep dive on this.
	No thanks.
	But just wanted you to be aware of the original Bible does explain UFOs, so don't leave Christianity for this coming deception of UFOs.
	Jesus Christ.
	Yeah, there's a lot about that type of stuff.
	Hey fellas, greetings from Australia.
	Long time listener, first time call, I just want to say as a cisgendered white man of colour, then I'm coming from a place of privilege.
	This chick is an unlikely 10.
	America Hackman.
	This is her album cover.
	The perfect amount of chub.
	Perfect amount of chub.
	Let me see.
	That is the exact perfect amount of chub.
	Nice tits.
	I'm not going to say 10, though.
	That's crazy talk.
	What do you think, Brian?
	Is that a pig?
	Unfortunately, it will say so.
	She has a nibble knee, which is not good.
	Frumpy socks.
	Frumpy socks like a degenerate.
	Yeah, style tells about her person.
	She's a feminist, and she doesn't deserve a rating.
	Does she have hairy legs?
	Or is that just a shading?
	Just a shading.
	I'm going to give her a 6.8.
	That's very nice.
	What would you give her?
	Give me a couple of decimal points below that.
	A couple being 12.
	I stole your purple socks joke.
	Hey, Gavin, I hope you don't mind.
	This scene is part of a Dutch comic I made in my quest to red pill, my fellow countrymen.
	At least it's quality.
	And yes, it is quality.
	Now, sir, I'm a bit of a comics snob, and I don't like when computers do the text, and I don't like white squares for voice balloons.
	I think you should draw those.
	But you're good at drawing.
	Pretty good comic.
	Especially that bottom left panel.
	But anyway, what's it say?
	I wish you would come up to me and say, Grandpa, tell me about the caliphate.
	How grandpa would stand by roadside checkpoints to ask Shia truck drivers in which way they were saying prayer.
	Salami alaikum, sir.
	Can you say the correct prayer?
	Sir, please forgive me here in the name of Allah.
	Those were the days.
	Or how I was the patrol leader of the Hizbah, the Sharia police force in Raqqa Syria.
	It was life at its purest form.
	Sir, one moment, please.
	Peace be upon you, sir.
	Tell your wife purple socks.
	I mean, come on.
	We are no kafars.
	My apologies, sir.
	I have not noticed.
	She is your possession, my brother.
	Punish her accordingly.
	Dress modestly, you slut.
	That's pretty good.
	And yes, you can steal my purple socks bit.
	The rest is on nocomedycomics.nl.
	In last week's episode, season two, episode 161, at 10203, Ryan's suggestion is only used in porn sites for pornographic videos.
	Ryan clearly watches heaps of porn, most likely premium.
	Wait, 161?
	This is clear proof.
	Do you watch a lot of porn on that computer when I'm not around?
	Are you sitting there beating off?
	Yeah.
	161?
	I don't know what he means, but I want to find out.
	161.10203.
	10203.
	I think I remember that.
	And weren't you supposed to erase the porn?
	Wait, what is it?
	What is your memory of it?
	I remember a bunch of porn coming up.
	Why can't you find us, you fucking tard?
	161.
	I had to log in to our site.
	Why aren't you permanently logged in?
	It clears the cookies or something.
	Alright, 161, and what's the time code?
	102?
	Holy shit.
	161-10203.
	Right?
	Here we go.
	You can put notes on YouTube videos?
	Yeah, in the comments you could...
	That is different.
	Let's see, Ryan.
	I'm reading 12 Rules for Life.
	You can put notes on YouTube videos?
	Are they kidding?
	Yeah, in the comments, people...
	Without comments.
	That is not...
	Second of all, it's based on YouTube.
	You're the one with a porn premium thing.
	I've never heard of that ever.
	There's nothing pornographic about what just appeared on the screen.
	That was Ronda Rousey.
	What's he talking about?
	No, the idea.
	My idea, I think.
	My suggestion is only using porn sites for pornographic pictures.
	I see.
	That is not...
	Yeah, we didn't know that, you pervert.
	You got a retard porner.
	Okay, here's someone, Joe.
	Gavin, please rate my drawing of yourself that I made using Illustrator.
	Also, can we get an update on the Australian tour situation?
	Ooh, look at that, man.
	You're just tracing, dude.
	It's not good.
	I saw a really good one of you.
	Oh, shit.
	Where is it?
	I'll find it for tomorrow's show.
	It's in the censored TV Reddit.
	Oh, okay.
	Let alone.
	I don't think I'm ever going to Australia.
	The guy who set up the tour, we'd have to reapply for a visa.
	And the guy who set up the tour wanted me to come with Alex Jones.
	And Alex Jones isn't interested.
	And he said he doesn't want me just coming by myself, I guess.
	I'm not good enough.
	So I would give up on that.
	I will eat your ass.
	If so, how the hell is this legal to do with little to no proof of you being a Nazi, let alone preaching hate speech and all the while having a center-right party in government?
	Yeah, good question.
	It's fucking pathetic that a country, an entire country, is scared of ideas.
	I cannot work in Australia.
	I don't know if I could go.
	Lauren Southern may not step off the plane in Britain because she insulted Islam.
	If you insult Christianity, I think they blow you when you get off the plane in Britain.
	Big fan from one of the last masculine countries down under.
	Let me fuck you with my flip-flops on.
	Okay, I'm getting bored of these, and I have a headache.
	Dear Mr. G is a former big city single dude stuck in a new town.
	I still want to get late.
	I'm realistically a 7-8 on looks, 8-9 with my wit and job, but it's a small town I've moved to with little to play with.
	I've heard him read your stories of grab a bag of chips, and I agree with that logic.
	I don't remember what that is about.
	Oh, like don't, you know, you don't have to have a feast.
	You just have like a bag of chips.
	You doesn't have to be like an eight or whatever.
	Oh, I see.
	Like a bag of chips.
	But how do you not worry about one of them bag of chips getting knocked up and entrapping you and taking your life's work away?
	I couldn't care less about STDs.
	Me neither.
	I'm not sure how I stand on the abortion movement.
	I'd rather avoid that introspective.
	Look, please help.
	I'm dying here.
	Side note.
	Check out this little-known band, perfect mix of punk and thrash.
	said trash They're good.
	Heavy.
	Okay, that's the last letter.
	I'm not annoyed.
	I'm just sort of done.
	But I don't get all these unwanted pregnancies.
	Don't come in a chick that you don't want to get pregnant.
	Yeah, what if it happens by accident?
	What?
	You always, you've been beating off since you were 14.
	You know when you're going to come.
	You know exactly when it's when it starts feeling really good and your balls feel that tickly feeling, pull out and jizz on her leg.
	Why is this so complicated?
	I have never gotten a woman pregnant besides my three kids when I wanted to.
	Never.
	Well, the condom broke.
	Don't come in her with a condom.
	Condoms?
	Condoms?
	Schmandoms.
	Condoms are literally for gay.
	They're literally for gays.
	You know, Chris Cotton, R.I.P., I had this discussion with him because it seems to be predominantly a black thing.
	And he said, oh, man, I have to come into something.
	Have to.
	I can't ejaculate if it's not in a mouth or in a pussy.
	I mean, what do you mean you can't?
	He goes, I just can't.
	I can't.
	It can't happen.
	Or what?
	You turn into a fucking pumpkin?
	What are you talking about?
	And I used to do this in my stand-up routine.
	I'd say, I don't get this like, oh, it feels good.
	Yeah, so does pissing your pants.
	What, when you're walking down the street and you got to take a shit, do you just go and fill your underwear?
	Something sounds really freeing about that, though.
	It's like, my bowels don't own me.
	Yeah, fuck.
	It's one thing that's always baffled me is these guys who get women pregnant.
	I never, never understood it.
	Oh, oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, she said she was on the pill and she was lying.
	Don't come in her even if she says she's on the pill.
	Just don't do it.
	Plus, it's fun to make a little pearl necklace or something exciting.
	And you know what's really cool?
	Jared Taylor, of all people, told me this.
	He said, When you're having sex to make a baby, it feels way better than any sex you've ever had.
	And it's so true.
	When two people are knowingly, it's like God sends you little extra nerve endings.
	You're still looking up the cop jumpsuits.
	It's like peeing in a pool.
	There's no recourse.
	I would imagine.
	Ryan is still on his downtime researching the cop jumpsuits.
	They're called police patrol jumpsuits.
	Yeah.
	You put a belt on it and then it looks like not.
	That's not what he was wearing, dumbass.
	because you found a jumpsuit that a cop once wore does not mean that San Jose chief of police is wearing a fucking jumpsuit to a press conference.
	All right.
	Final video.
	Number 30.
	Number 30.
	This is what I think happened here.
	I think this guy's a mental.
	Oh, it's been removed?
	I'm getting something.
	Okay, we're good.
	Yeah.
	Were you going to set it up?
	Okay, this is what I think happened here.
	This guy was walking by some teenage girls, and they were working at Chipotle.
	They were having a cigarette break or something, or just a breath of fresh air, hanging out during their break.
	And he went, you're looking fine to these girls.
	And they said, fuck you, you dirty old man, or something like that.
	Then they started filming.
	He snapped and decided, I don't know if he did this on purpose or if he's just crazy, but he decided to accuse them of prostituting themselves specifically for local military men.
	Please call the North Town Marcus J. Mason.
	Tell him I'm here.
	Watch what the fuck is about to happen.
	We want to know if you're an adult or not.
	What the hell are you doing hanging out here?
	You're being inappropriate.
	I don't care what you're doing.
	I want the police to show up.
	And I'm their friend.
	We're hanging out.
	I want the police to show up.
	Y'all want to create a scene?
	We're going to create a scene.
	I want the police to show up.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	Yeah, I think he said, like, I wouldn't mind you sitting on my face or something.
	And then they started recording him and said they're going to call the cops.
	And he goes, I got to fucking spin this.
	What are you talking about?
	It's such a weird spin.
	I'm going to dig in.
	And why don't you just prove what happened before?
	Yeah, dude, if you should leave the story, you should go.
	Shut back.
	Sir, I need you to step back.
	You military police.
	You military police.
	Because these adults.
	I'm Captain Water.
	I'm authority figure here.
	And I will make this scene happen.
	Are you an adult?
	Are you a child?
	How about you mind your business?
	How about you mind your business?
	All you got to do is mind your business.
	You will bring that man topics as much.
	What are you advertising for these military men?
	What?
	Did I ever tell you about the time that the cops were chasing me for being a pedophile?
	No.
	For a sex crime?
	No.
	Was that the whole thing?
	We were in St. Martin.
	No.
	What's the place where they have the Mets training, spring training?
	St. Lucie?
	Port St. Lucie.
	And I'm just interviewing people in the street, right?
	And I'm talking to people, hey, it's Mets fans and stuff.
	And then I had like 50 MOS, men on the streets.
	And then there's these teenagers.
	And I'm like, hey, what's going on?
	And where are you from?
	And he's like, oh, I just drove here to be with her.
	She's my friend.
	I go, friend?
	Hold on a sec.
	You moved from Arizona to Florida to be with your female friend?
	And he's like, yeah, we're just friends.
	I go, well, you're clearly madly in love.
	Have you fucked her yet?
	Have you guys fucked?
	And then the mother pulls up and she goes, what are you doing filming those, my children?
	And I go, what?
	And she goes, they're underage, they're 16, or something like that.
	And I go, oh, I'm not going to use it.
	I can't use it if they're under 18.
	And then she goes, what questions were they asking?
	And then the two 16-year-olds say, well, he was asking us about sex.
	So now I'm like this pervert is like, oh, no.
	Do you guys like to have sex?
	Do you want to come back to my place and we can have sex?
	I'm to catch a predator now.
	So then she goes, I'm calling the police right now.
	You stay right there.
	And I went, uh-oh.
	And so I went into the restaurant.
	There's a big restaurant down there.
	The cops show up, and I guess I didn't think it was that big of a deal.
	Was it Chipedle?
	And so I went there, and then the manager comes over to me and goes, hey, man, some lady's talking to the cops here, and they're going to be looking for you.
	I was like, holy shit, she really did call the cops.
	So me and Dave Cast run out the back door.
	My dad is there with my son.
	And I go, Dad, keep your phone on.
	So I run to the next place that's called Ruby Tuesdays and I can see police lights.
	There's two cop cars with their sirens on trying to catch the fucking rapist man.
	And so I go, Dad, we're at Ruby Tuesdays.
	Bring the boy.
	And he shows up there on foot.
	We were staying with him, so he had the keys to the rental car.
	I'm like, Dad, we're on the run from the law.
	We need a vehicle.
	What are we going to do?
	Run down the highway?
	So then he goes and gets the car and picks us up.
	That could have been the end of my life.
	Well, actually, no, because the video, yeah.
	But it could have been a night in jail.
	You could have exonerated yourself right there, and then you showed that thumbnail.
	You should have played it.
	Well, maybe it's illegal to ask 16-year-olds if they've had sex.
	Yeah, what we just learned, maybe that is illegal.
	What we learned is legal is mutual combat in some states.
	Remember that?
	You were going to mention that?
	Yeah, no, that was superhero shit.
	That's boring.
	No, it has nothing to do with superhero stuff.
	I found it out.
	The clip you showed me, it was of a superhero guy.
	I don't care about those voluntary superhero dudes.
	That's a two-year-old story.
	Erase the superhero.
	I can't.
	It's an integral part of the story.
	It's not.
	Yes, it is.
	You'd have other clips.
	Ryan's obsessed with the fact that in some states it's legal to have mutual combat.
	But without evidence of it being a thing, then I don't want to talk about it.
	You need good videos of it happening where they're getting good at it, if you will.
	Anyway, don't do your homework on a live show.
	Let's go back to the military guy.
	It exists beyond superheroes, but yes.
	Yeah, well, you need evidence.
	I just found it.
	Here, are you selling your body to military men?
	No, sir, we just chilling.
	That's all we're doing.
	He was collapsing at us.
	He came in here talking about all that.
	Are you selling your body to military men?
	Y'all out of high school, right?
	And then we were like, we're literally.
	Are you selling your body as a prostitute to military men out of Chipotle?
	I will turn this thing up.
	Tell him and ask, are these women hanging out here for military men to pick y'all up?
	Because I was the dean at Bailey and they had young ladies that they were selling.
	If I'm standing here in my uniform and you think I'm selling myself, says something about what's going on in your name.
	We're going to find out.
	This is getting your rocks off right now.
	We gonna find out.
	We gonna find out.
	Please let this go viral.
	Are the military men from North Las Vegas, Nevis Air Force Base, are they running a game out of Chipotle, Chipotle, whatever that is?
	Are y'all got underage women out there?
	I'm hungry for Chipotle.
	Little girls?
	Is that what I'm doing?
	Those burritos are so satisfying.
	Yeah.
	Saying that we were fine.
	Oh, y'all better be out.
	I would prostitute myself for a military man just for a burrito fan, too.
	You buy me a burrito, you're getting a BJ.
	I hope you're telling the truth.
	And he's even walking like pulled chicken.
	Because I was a dean up there, and I watched how the military men took advantage of these.
	What's the joke?
	I don't want to know what you're saying.
	What's military mean?
	You're being military mean.
	Baby, if it ain't the truth, what you talking about?
	Sir, please stop.
	Stop talking.
	Stop talking to me.
	I'm glad some of them are laughing.
	I need to see the humor in situations like this.
	I don't wish.
	Tristan.
	You ain't got no intellect.
	I mean, intellectually.
	I only let smart chicks blow me.
	Hormone-free.
	Chicken.
	Well, congratulations to Greg Anderson, the cop who stood his ground and refused to take down the video.
	Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	So let them say we had to do better.

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