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GOML LIVE #45 - F THE SPLC

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Darren Gimmie.
	Was that acceptable to you?
	That was smooth, gracious, and I think everybody enjoyed the beat.
	New York City's weird tonight.
	It's especially weird.
	It's cold, it's rainy.
	I don't know, man.
	I'm over this, but no one's caught up with me yet.
	So I'm walking around and it's just fucking bums and weirdos and all that stuff that they were talking about in Taxi Driver.
	Maybe this will be the real rain that comes along and cleans the streets.
	Before we get started today, I would like to give a shout out to our sponsor, Red Pill Living.
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	Stop saying tincture, you moron.
	And the thing that pissed me off about that is that I took it as an assault on people who are mentally handicapped.
	And that hurt.
	So I guess they don't have tincture.
	That looks pretty tinctury to me, though.
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	And to the sales guy who hurt my feelings by yelling mentally handicapped epithets, dude, you're what, 29?
	You don't have to say www.
	Okay?
	It's not 1999.
	You just say the thing.
	Did you also know this, you fucking retard?
	You can just type whatever you want in the URL bar at the top.
	What is 3 million divided by 240,000?
	The answer will appear.
	Although, I got to say, I'm a Brave guy in every sense of the word, and I use Brave as a browser.
	Brave isn't good at that.
	There's some weird things with Brave.
	Maybe I haven't updated all my Flash, but I find less videos play.
	I can't do my weird question, like, what's 331 million divided by 1.7 million?
	Which you can do in Chrome super easy, but Brave doesn't do it great.
	And sometimes you'll look up something like Ryan Katsu Rivera's tits, right?
	And it'll have zero results.
	Zero results?
	But that's DuckDuckGo's fault.
	That's DuckDuckGo's, sorry.
	Just show me like A. Ryan's tits.
	There's no related issues.
	Yeah, there's not any tits.
	It's very rare on Chrome where you put something in and they have nothing.
	All right.
	This is a weird time of the week because normally on this show, we could play like the Rolling Stones and it's legal because we say that was the song written in 1968.
	You can't always get what you want.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	And talk about the song so it's got editorial context.
	But I am on such a pube over at Red Tube.
	I mean, Red Tube.
	Wow, what are you doing over there?
	Whoops.
	Jesus.
	Over at YouTube that it's only, it's like, this is every video is the last video on YouTube.
	So I can't play any music that's not certified.
	Anytime I have a picture, like if I say the word Star Wars, I get a warning from them saying you're really fucking.
	I think the reason I'm still there, though, is because of Steven Crowder.
	The reason you can see me on YouTube right now is because of Steven Crowder.
	Here's my theory.
	My theory is Steven spent a lot of money and got very organized with a legal team when they started fucking with him.
	And I don't care if your company is worth $500 billion.
	You have a legal team and they are very risk adverse.
	So they can fire Ryan, they can get rid of Nick Fuentes, they can get rid of these people who don't have access to tons of money.
	But then they go, the pros and cons of getting rid of Crowder, we're in court, we look bad, it's bad for the brand, we spend $300,000 getting rid of him and just don't, just let him be.
	And I think because I raised a quarter mil for the SPLC, which we'll be talking about behind the paywall in half an hour, because I used Beastie Boys footage song in the clip, so we can't show it here.
	I think because they saw me raise a quarter mil to fight the SPLC, they go, he's got money-raising powers.
	Let's just let him be.
	We'll just terrorize him a lot.
	Maybe if we give him like 900 strikes for songs and using Ricky Gervais' The Office clips, then we can get him that way.
	That is my theory.
	What if they would ban you because of what the SPLC said?
	They would use that as a source normally to ban you, right?
	No, no, no, no, no, because that's going to come up in court with the discovery and help my case.
	Exactly.
	That's why they're not doing it, maybe.
	Yeah, I think there's a lot of people out there who hate me so much.
	They're scared of increasing my damages.
	Right.
	I'm doing great for money.
	So, if I win 10 million from the SPLC, I'm going to have the most insane party of all time.
	Madonna's going to be there.
	I remember we interviewed this band at Vice like in the 90s.
	What the hell were they called?
	They were like a fuzz metal surf band.
	King Rock.
	What the fuck were they called?
	Anyway, they were really cool and they were total zophed out surfer dudes.
	And I said, so what are you guys going to do if you become famous?
	What if you become the number one band in the world?
	And they go, oh, dude, we're going to have a huge fucking party with free beer and fucking Madonna's going to be there.
	That was the big thing in the 90s.
	You're so rich, Madonna's at your party.
	Now, if you saw Madonna at your party, this fucking porn granny, you just go, oh, hi.
	You can go masturbate, I guess, in the bathroom or something.
	I've been watching Waco.
	I was just watching Waco before I drove down to a Will Smith movie called I Am Legend that is our office.
	And it's a great show.
	Are we going to get fucked if we...
	Good question.
	Good question.
	I like your tone.
	It's didactic.
	You've got some good cadence there.
	Didactic.
	It's kind of freaking me out because Netflix is a propaganda tool.
	And it's basically run by Barack Obama.
	But I have a feeling, unlike the Chinese, these propagandists, all right, that's enough.
	Don't show anymore.
	Are inept.
	For example, there was a documentary that Barack Obama produced on Netflix about Chinese factories.
	And the premise seemed to be, you know what, we can work with China and globalism is fun.
	And the unions, we can work with unions.
	And let's let the Chinese in here and we can build factories over there and we're all friends.
	And American factory, it was called.
	And that, you can tell that's what they're going for.
	They're going for China's not the enemy.
	Globalism isn't bad.
	We don't need borders.
	Let's let Chinese people build factories here.
	But if you have eyeballs on your face, you see these Chinese workers working like 10 months a year without seeing their fucking kids.
	And you go, you live in hell.
	Shithole doesn't begin to cover it.
	You live in a horrible country that puts factory work over family.
	And I was saying to my wife tonight, I go, if you don't see your kids for 10 months because they're with your parents and you're at some fucking factory in Beijing, 800 miles away, you have given them up for adoption.
	Are you a parent if you see your kids for like a month, a year?
	No, you're a cool uncle.
	So anyway, I think Barack Obama is such a turd that he fucked up his propaganda.
	Which goes back to that thing we were wondering when he talks about the wage gap with men and women.
	They make 70 cents on the dollar.
	Have you not Googled that dude?
	Not for the same work, fuck nuts.
	He called Barack Obama fuck nuts.
	We should get him off of YouTube.
	Well, I'll be dipped in shit.
	So I saw Waco is like their new tiger king over at Netflix.
	And we're all talking about Netflix these days.
	And I thought, I sent you all those sweaters.
	So I just gave away the ending.
	And I was confused because I don't get to the sweaters yet.
	I was confused because I thought, how can anyone on Earth, actually anyone in outer space, how can an alien look at the Waco scenario and not hate the government?
	You can hate David Koresh.
	He did marry a 14-year-old.
	It was legal at the time that Texas is fucked up.
	But you can hate David Koresh for his polygamy.
	I don't have a problem with that.
	I'm not a huge polygamy guy, especially with the teenage daughter myself.
	But this is how you get a polygamist, if it's illegal in your state, or someone dealing guns.
	You catch him on his jog.
	You tackle him to the ground.
	So they fucking killed tons of these people.
	I don't have a problem with the branch Davidians outside of the young girls.
	I don't have a problem with people being so Christian.
	I mean, that's what Hasidism is, right?
	You're just very, very religious.
	You read the Torah all day.
	They were very, very Christian.
	They read the Bible all day.
	So that's on my beeswax.
	But the fact that they went in there and killed women and children to save their own ass because people were dubious of the ATF and they wanted a heroic story.
	How can you not hate the state?
	Now, this is a time in America where the state is telling us we have to wear masks.
	We can't go outdoors.
	All the pussies are coming up.
	This thing has been a boon for the tattletale communist pussy community, for the snitch community.
	They're really thriving right now.
	It's a disaster.
	It's wildly un-American.
	And so I would think if you are a globalist like Barack Obama and you want to push Netflix propaganda, Waco should be the last thing you show because it is one of the most egregious examples of the state overstepping their boundaries.
	So I'm watching it with my broad, and she's a lib.
	And even she was saying, yeah, there's no way you could take away that the state is the hero in this.
	There are heroes.
	There's like a couple of cool FBI guys, but we all know that as adults, that there's no big monolithic evil group where everyone's a bad guy.
	But a more important takeaway with this film is the fucking sweaters.
	It's ridiculous.
	That is the only sweater on the show that's not a V-neck.
	But the main negotiator has a different V-neck sweater every day.
	There's one of the Branch Davidians.
	That's another Lease V-neck.
	Now, I'm sorry, I didn't know this when I started watching the show.
	I would have had 100 of these.
	But the main guy who looks Slovakian, that dude, you know him from all the New York.
	Oh, you even do a Michael Shannon?
	Yeah.
	Detective Nelson Van Alden.
	Well, put the camera on yourself when you're talking there, boy.
	Detective Nelson Van Alden.
	So you just talk slow and you're doing an imitation of the guy?
	It's from Board of Block Empire.
	Oh, okay.
	It's just you talking slow.
	So anyway, he has a different V-neck sweater in every scene, every day, which means that when he packed his bags to go somewhere, he packed seven sweaters.
	How long was Waco?
	I think was eight days.
	He packed eight different sweaters.
	Dude, first of all, Texas is never cold.
	So you never need a sweater in Texas.
	But secondly, who packs a different V-nex?
	I think everyone, each one will be the same.
	Everyone's fine with you having one sweater for your entire trip.
	Look at that.
	I hate that look, too.
	That fucking pisses me off.
	That's the thing with guys in finance in New York City.
	They have this look all winter where it's a blazer, tie, and a dress shirt.
	By the way, this is a very thin kind of a summary suit.
	I am on fire in December when I wear this outside, okay?
	But they add this ingredient that is infuriating.
	It's a sweater that has a collar.
	The collar's up.
	It's not a huge collar, but the collar's up.
	And then there's a zip.
	So you could zip it like this.
	I think it's a ski sweater, really.
	You could zip it like this, like a turtleneck, but they are rebels, so they have it zipped all the way down, which is about to here.
	And there's a steel zipper thing that a sphere on the end, not a circle.
	And it looks like some sort of miniature sex toy, like some sort of strap-on.
	And they have that on.
	And it's purely for fashion because offices are all 70 degrees.
	Wall Street is 70 degrees.
	So you're sitting there cooking in your little fucking chemise.
	I hate it.
	And then when it gets to be spring, they wear this Patagonia thing with the quilted little tubes.
	They all wear it.
	The conformity in the upper middle class New York City finance people is like bordering on stormtroopers, which reminds me of Heshy Socks.
	And we're going to have a bunch of giveaways behind the paywall of Heshy Socks and other fun stuff.
	In fact, last show was so hysterical that Heshy, our sponsor, called us and upped the auntie and had us give out more free socks.
	I think you've got a pair right there, Ryan.
	I do.
	Now, you said that you use those as a teddy bear and you sleep with them.
	You don't want to put them on your feet.
	Yep.
	I did.
	I'll say that.
	Hashy socks are the most comfortable kick-ass fashion shows, fashion socks for work or play.
	And then our ad guy is put in brackets sex.
	So I guess you should have sex with these on.
	Actually, women look great in bed with socks, don't they?
	I think I prefer socks to heels.
	I never quite got into the sneakers thing with intercourse.
	Oh, you created an ad for this.
	Oh, yeah.
	Let's see your commercial that you were not told to make.
	Yes.
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	You are...
	crying
	What do you mean?
	Why didn't you do narration on top of that?
	I did.
	You didn't hear it again?
	No.
	Was it in your headphones?
	Yeah, here, look, check it out.
	This is the weirdest thing.
	Thank you.
	This is not interesting to people at home.
	Okay, okay, that's fine.
	That's weird, though.
	That's weird, though.
	Like, I don't understand why this has come through.
	That's like the only time that I've needed headphones on this show, and it drives me nuts that Howard Stern and Joe Rogan wear headphones.
	I did a podcast you can find on my YouTube channel called Can I Ask You a Question?
	And I shot it at Red Bull Studios, and they have super, they have infinite money.
	So I had these amazing headphones, and I'm sitting there talking to like Justin Thoreau, and we can hear, it's like AMSMR shit.
	We can hear like our spit.
	It's really distracting.
	And I don't understand why Howard Stern, who makes $90 million a year, needs to have headphones.
	Just have it come out of a speaker.
	All my interviews, all my phone calls tonight will come out of that speaker.
	And I'll hear them fine.
	And they won't reverberate through my mic.
	The technology has improved.
	Anyway, Heshy socks have a padded arch, heel, and toe built to get you through your day.
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	Heshy socks look great and they are affordable.
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	And then behind the paywall, I'm giving away two pairs of Heshi socks to call it one and two.
	Not to criticize our sales guy, but he puts sex in brackets, right?
	When he was talking about for work or play, but they're men's socks.
	So he's suggesting men wear these during intercourse, which is not a great look.
	No.
	No, women do well with socks.
	There's some basic rules with nudity in intercourse.
	Men look good with jeans on and no shirt, even if they're fat.
	When they wear a shirt with no pants, they look like Piglet, no matter what.
	Women, on the other hand, look like Strange, offensive lesbians when they just wear pants with no shirt.
	But with a shirt and no pants, they always look fantastic, even if they're fat.
	And as far as socks go, during intercourse, women look cozy and fun, and men look like Elliot Spitzer.
	That was his thing.
	I hate living.
	These YouTube shows are like living in a communist country.
	Because even that clip, I go, are we going to get in trouble for that clip?
	For that one?
	Yeah, I don't know.
	You're in a state of fear.
	This is what communism is like.
	This is what socialism is like.
	Are we in trouble?
	Did we do something wrong?
	Was I bad?
	Are you mad?
	Am I going away?
	Am I fired?
	Am I cut out?
	Boy, they're really cracking down on the old GOML.
	I was telling our subscribers yesterday that Sky News is banned as in Britain.
	We're getting banned in New Zealand.
	Google is taking my mass emails and sending them into spam.
	I advertised on Drudge, and Drudge was all for it.
	Yes, please.
	And Google killed the ad.
	So when you went to the Drudge Report where my ad was up, it was just a blank space.
	That was too much of indecence.
	It is indecent.
	And I did that Discord the other day, and some guy was defending socialism, and I assumed he was going to use Denmark or Finland or something.
	And I'm very well prepared to point out that those places are not the socialist utopias you think they are.
	Which is why, by the way, we're promoting the concept of invading Greenland.
	And we used to want Trump to do it, but Denmark owns Greenland.
	They have a standing army of 12,000.
	We have 16,000 subscribers.
	This show could take over Greenland.
	And I don't know why I'm matching the armies.
	Are we all both going to die?
	No, I think we'll kill 10 Denmark soldiers and they'll go, all right, all right, all right.
	Hold your wish.
	Calm down.
	Because there's unbelievable resources opening up here with ice melting.
	Did you mention the caller's example of the tangent?
	So he, so he, I go, give me an example of socialism or communism working.
	He goes, Soviet Russia.
	My guy.
	My guy.
	And I've actually never heard that before.
	Actually, when James O'Keefe exposed the Bernie bros and we heard them defending gulags, I thought, oh, that's a new one.
	I had assumed like the gulag archipelago had shown you that Soviet Russia was hell on earth and the best way to defend social movements was to say, no, that wasn't us.
	We have a better idea.
	But to double down and go, no, that's us.
	That's like a cop saying, you say police brutality is a problem.
	And they go, no, it's not.
	And you go, what about when they shoved that poll up Abner Luima's ass?
	And then the pro-cop guy goes, yeah, he deserved it.
	He was a bitch.
	Whoa.
	You're supposed to say, all cops hate Justin Volpe.
	That was a terrible moment in NYPD history.
	But that's not, the left is like, no, I like gulags.
	I like living in constant fear of my mother ratting me out to the Soviet Union where I have to go to re-education camp.
	And they talked, remember?
	Project Veritest exposed them talking about sending us conservatives, or I hate the word conservative, but like non-liberals, non-fans of Barack and Hillary, sending us to re-education camps to quote unquote teach us how not to be Nazis.
	That doesn't look fun.
	Looks great.
	If you want to lose weight.
	It worked for the government, I'm sure.
	Yeah.
	You didn't ask.
	I got to explain this to my daughter.
	I saw her watching these videos for school today, and it was like Birmingham, Alabama, and black people being, you know, firebombed and killed, and Martin Luther King, which is all great.
	She has to know all that stuff.
	But I can tell the subtext is that we're a horrible, racist country, and we did horrible things.
	And then you become the bad guy where you're like, you know, Martin Luther King was no saint.
	Right here, not Archie Boca.
	And then you're not helping your cause any because like my dad said Martin Luther King was a piece of shit.
	No, but can, hey, teachers with our kids, can you stop like regurgitating our worst moments again and again and again?
	It's almost like we're in a divorce and you're like, your father got drunk one Christmas Eve and threw up under the Christmas tree.
	Here's a video of it.
	Do a book report on it.
	Yeah.
	I'm sorry half a century ago, I was a shitty person.
	You know, wouldn't if they said only if it was didacticable, okay, frankly, this shit.
	This is Trump if he got hit by a car, God forbid.
	This is Trump if he had your IQ.
	No, but if they said just crappy stuff about Martin Luther King, I feel like you would be like, well, no, he also did some good stuff, too.
	So it's about being.
	Yeah, I just don't like the propaganda she gets.
	He's like a superhero where he was perfect.
	Yeah, like the other assignment she had, I've already talked about this on the show, where there's a 50s housewife in high heels vacuuming.
	And the question is, is this woman happy?
	And you know what you're supposed to say.
	God forbid you say yes.
	Yeah, she looks happy to me.
	She's wearing high heels.
	She's in hell.
	She's in a fucking commercial.
	Would you like her to have a shit stained t-shirt on?
	Some hashy socks?
	The fuck?
	And by the way, she's not even in a commercial.
	She's a drawing in a commercial.
	She's a watercolor painting in a commercial.
	I'm sorry.
	She looks so fancy.
	The artists were not thinking about how comfortable this cartoon was.
	Should the artists have drawn some zits on her ass?
	Fuck.
	All right, let's go behind the paywall.
	This is our last read.
	And we've got a fun video about the SPLC.
	We're going to be taking some calls.
	We're going to be going through the news.
	I've got a fun theory.
	I'm obsessed with David Shortel, the guy who was there 15 minutes before Roger Stone was busted.
	15 minutes and you weren't tipped off?
	No, I'm just really good at stakeouts.
	Really?
	What were some of your other stakeouts?
	None.
	Hmm.
	That's interesting.
	I'm just going to go to City Field now.
	And when Cespidus is up, I'm going to be taking his place and literally knocking it out of the park.
	Because I'm lucky like you, David Chartel.
	But I have a theory that he's fucking this Palance chick.
	And she threw him that scoop so he wouldn't dump her fat ass.
	Anyway, we can talk like that behind the paywall out of the eyes and ears of Soviet Russia and the bots.
	Even try to get a signature from somebody from a concert that you saw just waiting at that door, just waiting for them to come out.
	Good luck.
	And that's not even a stakeout.
	Okay, that's kind of not really where I was going with my analogy.
	The analogy.
	My analogy was you are the best at the world of something you tried once.
	Right.
	But mine is the actual stakeout itself.
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	I don't like the word tinctures.
	It's like the Proud Boys when we talk about the tenets of our bylaws.
	You know another word I hate?
	The lower third.
	Chiron.
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	Why are you setting up calls?
	We're not going to calls till 10.
	I'm just clicking it.
	And then we'll have the Heshisock giveaway after this post.
	All right.
	So that's half an hour into the show.
	I'm sorry, freeloaders, that I give you so little and bombard you with so much advertising, but nothing's free.
	I remember in Vice days, we were a free magazine, right?
	Because we realized far into the game that charging for the price, cover price, barely covers putting it in magazine shops.
	So let's just put them everywhere for free and we'll lose like 40 bucks a month.
	And then we said people could subscribe.
	And so we'd say, okay, well, we'll just charge you postage.
	So it's like 50 bucks a year, whatever the fuck it was.
	And they would get all pissy and say, you said it was free.
	What?
	This is, I'm noticing this with COVID too.
	Like Howard Stern was bitching about COVID and he was saying, Trump was supposed to protect us.
	That's his job.
	And now we all have this fucking flu.
	Fuck him.
	Tim Heidegger was doing the same thing, screaming at Trump.
	Trump, how did you let this happen?
	And you go, every single country in the world had this ridiculous, exaggerated pandemic.
	But you're mad at Trump.
	And it's just like a kid like, dad, I wasn't, no one asked me to prom.
	What the fuck's the matter with you?
	People just want to give up their liberties.
	I want, not only will I wear a mask and stay inside, I want you to.
	And why is there even a disease in the first place?
	You're my boss.
	You're the king.
	You're God.
	You should have made it go away.
	You should have got fired.
	You should get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never stop fighting.
	We'll be right back.
	Wait, he says post-roll twice.
	Now that they're gone, now we can relax.
	Whew, let's play the Rolling Stones and watch Star Wars.
	You'll try walking with your butties glued together.
	I'm so glad that she's my little girl.
	She's the most unyotubable thing imaginable.
	Do you have that clip?
	Dig up that clip of Anthony Coomia walking like C-3PO.
	Yes, I do.
	He's a really hard guy to imitate, but he does have C-3PO gestures.
	Sure does.
	Hello.
	I can't believe you beat him in the audition for the Eastside Dave Star Wars Spectacular.
	Oh, that thing was so fucking stupid.
	At Compound Media, there's this nerd called Eastside Dave, and he has a show, and he did all of Star Wars, and he got costumes and the script, and he had green screens, so he made all the backdrops.
	And so we're sitting there going like, hey, C-3PO, what are you doing over there?
	And I said to Dave, why are we doing this?
	Like, how is this beneficial to make a very, very, very shitty Star Wars?
	Here he is.
	Watch this.
	C-3PO gets out of his car.
	Oh, Atu, what are you doing?
	Oh, here we are.
	I'm Come here 3PO.
	That's what the C-stance were.
	But I said to Dave, just tell, like, curb your enthusiasm.
	Tell us the ins and the outs of the scene.
	I'm not fucking 10, so I don't Star Wars memorized.
	Oh, hello.
	Here we are.
	Oh, I do.
	And then just make it spontaneous.
	And he had Big A, Big Fat Weirdo.
	I can't tell if he's retarded or not.
	Oh, shit.
	Remember that Jewish chick with the perfect hits that was in it?
	They're all legend.
	And just have them improv.
	That could Have been huge, so he maintains the plot, but he has Star Wars off the cuff.
	And Kumi is fucking hilarious.
	Big A fucking, what's his name?
	Bozo?
	Bobo.
	Bobo.
	There'll be no escape for the princess this time.
	Why are you doing an Anthony Kumi impression during Star Wars?
	Look, I gotta wait.
	And you can tell I'm looking at the teleprompter just like SNL.
	Why are you wearing my shirt?
	Am I wearing your shirt?
	Oh, yeah, that's your shirt.
	Where are those transmissions you intercepted?
	What have you done with those places?
	See, this should all be spontaneous.
	Fucking lame.
	Anyway, all right, I think this bitch is fucking David Shortow.
	Because she is, it seems to be the top Roger Stone person at CNN.
	So when the FBI calls, they say, we want to give you a scoop of the century.
	Who's your Roger Stone person?
	And they go, it's this fat bitch who gets on everyone's nerves named, what's her name?
	Caitlin Palance?
	Yeah.
	Caitlin Palance.
	So if you go to David Shortel's Twitter, he's all retweeting Caitlin Palance.
	And they're both retweeting each other back and forth, back and forth.
	So they're very close, right?
	So here's the facts.
	Caitlin Palance is obsessed with Roger Stone.
	She's the Roger Stone person.
	That's a fact.
	Fact number two, CNN was tipped off.
	There's no arguing.
	Fact number three, a noob named David Chortel was there.
	Can we start melding these together?
	Can we start fingering a very libidinous woman who just had a baby and you can fit three in?
	She's fucking him.
	And she knows she's not that attractive.
	She's got some young piece of meat.
	He's lazy.
	And he's like, I'm fucking a fat broad.
	I don't really care about weight or looks.
	And she hands me the biggest scoop in the century.
	I'm going to be the next Anderson Cooper.
	So, yeah, I'll take it on.
	Look, there he is.
	What's this?
	February 7th.
	Oh, he doesn't even tweet that much.
	No, his Instagram's pretty barren, too.
	He's not ambitious.
	He just fucks this fat bitch.
	A legend.
	I bet he's not even ambitious about that.
	I bet he eats her out for every seven blowjobs.
	That's rude.
	Yeah.
	It's supposed to be two blowjobs for every pussy licking.
	But yeah, go back to the link I sent.
	Why did I send you that link?
	What does she say?
	Today was a busy day in Roger Stone Connected News, which I'm obsessed with.
	Jonathan Kravis, the ex-Stone producer, told David Chartel and me his resignation was the most painful experience of his career.
	Like, just take that tweet and the people involved and make it into a cigar.
	Go into your living room.
	No, actually, your wife will get mad.
	Go out onto your balcony and take that fucking fat guy from The Sopranos and that little blowtorch thing you cigar people use.
	Butane.
	And just sit there and go, all right, what are the facts?
	And it becomes an inevitability.
	I'm sorry.
	What's that supposed to mean?
	Also in the news, that incel doc we talked about, I read this fucking review in the New York Times about it that gave me AIDS.
	So that's the woman that I was crapping on, and I'm sorry I'm so mean.
	But lady, if you're going to be a director, you got to take the crunchy with the smooth.
	She goes, New York Times, and by the way, this dock is getting serious traction.
	New York Times is mad I didn't spend more time in the film browbeating a 20-year-old Texan about his Confederate flag pin allergic to objectivity.
	So click on the link.
	This is some bitch.
	I think she was at Vice and she was at MTV for a while as their film reviewer.
	And there's this horrible tendency now with this dying dinosaur media where they go, we need the babysitter dollar.
	Do you have any chicks?
	So the New Yorker, the New York Times, all these well-established news sources that used to have grizzled old reporters who busted their ass are getting fucking airhead babysitters to regurgitate their stupid lesbian film theory dogma that they learned at their shitty college that ripped them off so she writes this thing bring on debates blah blah blah it's a very benign fucking review right and then she ends the the review with the last line caveat
	like bitch that's not how you write these are your notes like you can't just say caveat colon p.s you have to say if there's one caveat i would have proposed to the director before giving the thumbs up it would be she needs to address the confederate flag pin so one of the guys a texan born and raised right who went to an all-Mexican school so There's context there.
	Go back to it.
	He has two Confederate flag pins.
	They're smaller than a dime.
	One's on his jean jacket.
	One's on his cuff link.
	And this cunt is so untraveled that she sees that as a Nazi flag.
	If you drive down the 95...
	Please tell me I haven't already covered this on the show.
	I don't think so.
	Because I've been screaming about it with my wife.
	Ever since I saw it.
	If you drive down the 95, headed to Delaware, you will see a Confederate flag right on the highway that is as big as this Manhattan building.
	Like, I didn't even know you could make textiles that big.
	Where's the sewing machine?
	It must be like 50 of the biggest imaginable flags sewn together.
	I think they make it in space and they slowly descend it.
	I think aliens...
	It's like the pyramids.
	Aliens made it.
	And you see the Confederate flag and upstate New York it's on Billy Idol's guitar.
	It doesn't mean I'm pro-slavery, you stupid bitch.
	You have to be so uptight and so urban.
	You have to be such a city dweller who has never left the fucking Manhattan Island to not know that the Confederate flag is everywhere.
	And it doesn't mean I'm a fucking Nazi.
	And what's she supposed to do in this incel doc?
	Stop the documentary and go, hey, oh, what the fuck's with that?
	She's not even in the documentary.
	There's no narrator.
	So how do you address it?
	Like, you'd have to say, oh, these?
	Yeah, I'm a southerner and they represent rebellion in the south to me.
	Fucking irritating.
	Speaking of rebellion in the south, I have a video that explains my case with the SPLC.
	We've had some viewers asking what happened to their money, is the case going forward.
	And I thought I would give them an update and also say that during my research, I have learned that they are, I think, 30 times more corrupt than I thought they were.
	Even the Klan thing about them destroying the Klan is horse shit and part of their scam.
	So I want to give you an update on the case.
	I want to explain that they're much more corrupt than I thought.
	And I think the best way to do that is in the following video.
	Music The SPLC destroyed my reputation, so I destroyed theirs.
	And all I had to do was tell the truth.
	The SPLC is a scam.
	They've always been a scam.
	They're not about fighting hate.
	They actually generate hate.
	It's just a fundraising rip-off machine.
	And America, especially the media, have fallen for it.
	So allow me to go back to the beginning.
	They were founded in 1971, a few years after Martin Luther King was assassinated.
	Now, when Martin Luther King was assassinated, the entire country took a right-angled turn.
	Before that, they were sympathetic to him and they said, yeah, yeah, yeah, blacks have different drinking fountains, whatever.
	We'll get to it.
	After the assassination, the entire country said, holy shit, what can I do?
	I want to get involved.
	I want to fix this problem.
	Now, Martin Luther King and his friend, Southern Baptist minister Ralph Abernathy, they had a group called the SBLC.
	It was the Southern, oh, sorry, SCLC, the Southern Christian Leadership Conference, right?
	And after Martin Luther King was assassinated, Ralph Abernathy handled it.
	And they were getting tons of money, tons of attention, rightfully so, tons of power.
	The actual incorporation papers of the SPLC are Morris Dees, Jolovin, and Charles Abernathy.
	Why was he chosen?
	Because he has the same last name as Ralph Abernathy, and it's a bait and switch.
	They were born to rip off Martin Luther King's organization.
	Hey, honey, can you go write a check to what?
	Ralph Abernathy's SCLC.
	Okay, you get to the check place.
	There's a box for Charles Abernathy's SPLC.
	I guess this is the one I'm supposed to send to.
	There's the money.
	So they ride on that scam for a long time.
	And then their biggest grift happens in 1987.
	There was a horrific lynching of a guy named Michael Donald.
	And the KKK was responsible.
	So they won a judgment, but the SPLC got involved and did a civil suit where they won his mother, Beula May Donald, $7 million.
	And the story was, oh, it was the woman that broke the clan.
	And the SPLC destroyed the Klan.
	And even I've said this before.
	I knew the whole story that, well, they were good.
	They got rid of the Klan, but now they're corrupt.
	No, even that story was corruption.
	So they won the settlement, but the Klan back then was what the Klan is now.
	Nothing.
	They didn't have $7 million.
	They had an old broken down warehouse that was worth $54,000.
	And that's what they got.
	That's what the Donald family got.
	The Donald family hate the SPLC because they ripped them off and it gets worse.
	So they get this heroic reputation.
	We killed the Klan.
	We destroyed the Klan.
	And they start sending mailouts.
	That was their big fundraising technique.
	Morris Dees kind of pioneered the whole concept of mailout charity getting money for that.
	And so they would use this picture.
	I don't know if I can show this picture on YouTube, but it's a picture of Michael Donald hanging, bloodied, dead.
	They used his corpse and said, look, see this guy?
	We stopped this.
	We stopped the Klan.
	They proceeded to raise $9 million using his dead body.
	Not a red cent went to the Donald family.
	All they got was that crappy warehouse.
	So that brings us to now, where they realize that, you know, that photograph, this grift of we're fighting hate, we're stopping hate makes them hundreds of millions of dollars.
	There's been some great videos about this.
	Prager U did a good video on this.
	John Stossel did a good video on this, but they keep upping the amount of money they make, and they've got offshore accounts.
	I think they're worth a billion dollars, but I think their books show something like 500 million.
	And the way you keep getting money is you keep generating more hate.
	So the KKK are obliterated.
	Who do we blame now?
	Well, let's just make everyone slightly conservative or Christian a hate group.
	So they destroyed Jennifer Morse from the Ruth Institute because she opposed gay adoption.
	They created a hate list of dangerous figures that included Ben Carson, Laura Ingram, Janine Pirow.
	They put the Family Research Council on a hate list.
	And some, because they hate homosexuals, right?
	They don't hate homosexuals.
	They're just a normal Christian conservative group.
	This is a perfect example of them generating hate where there was none.
	So some nut, what's his name?
	Floyd Lee Kirkins or something?
	Floyd Lee Corkins goes there with the gun to kill them all.
	And he brought Chick-fil-A sandwiches because he thinks they're homophobic too.
	And he was going to put them in the corpses' mouths after he's done.
	But a black security guard got in his way, got shot.
	So, as far as I'm concerned, the SPLC got a black man shot.
	And the shooting didn't happen.
	They put Ayan Hirsi Ali on their hate list for her anti-Muslim rhetoric.
	This is a woman who didn't like that she was genitally mutilated.
	How dare she complain?
	They did the same thing to Majid Nawaz.
	He sued them for 3.4 million.
	And I'm suing them too.
	They painted me as a Nazi.
	They painted the Proud Boys as a hate group.
	They managed to convince the media that black proud boys are racist and Jewish proud boys are anti-Semitic and gay proud boys have some sort of deep-seated self-hatred.
	Unbelievable suspension of disbelief to get there.
	And so free speech attorney Ron Coleman and I put together an ironclad complaint that proves beyond a shadow of a doubt that the SPLC are a group that creates hate where there isn't.
	And they use this lie to raise money.
	Tyler O'Neal has a new book about it, by the way, called Making Hate Pay that just came out.
	And it's incredible.
	And it documents all the things I'm saying.
	So after I filed this complaint, Richard Cohen totally laughed it off.
	And he said, he said, the fact that I was suing them and the fact that I was matched shows that they're doing the right thing.
	So immediately after we made the complaint public, we started a fund, defendgavin.com.
	We raised a quarter of a million dollars and instantly the SPLC stopped laughing.
	Richard Cohen, the guy who said his suit has no merit, fired Morris D's.
	And then he said, whatever happened at the SPLC happened on my watch.
	I'll take the hit.
	And then he stepped down.
	His head illegal realized that in my lawsuit, there's going to be discovery.
	We're going to see your emails.
	So she stepped down.
	And then, oh, this particularly odious woman who was behind a lot of the propaganda over there, Heidi Byrick, she stepped down.
	All of them gone.
	And they said, okay, well, we've completely decapitated our organization.
	We have to get someone in who can save us.
	So they get Tina Chen in.
	She's a minority.
	She was Michelle Obama's chief of staff.
	She'll fix everything.
	And then Gavin won't have a case.
	So at the exact same time they do that, Michelle Obama says to Tina Chen, hey, there's something going on with Jesse Smollett, and he's my friend, and I love the show Empire.
	So just make it go away.
	So Tina Chen says, all right, well, you got to make this go away.
	And they do, and they get caught.
	So that's Tina Chen's reputation destroyed.
	That's what it takes to stop a bully.
	You have to punch them in the nose.
	You have to fight to win.
	After we did the complaint, the SPLC did a motion to dismiss.
	The ACLU jumped into their motion to dismiss and said, we agree.
	You shouldn't do this, judge.
	The judge said, what are you doing here?
	The ACLU, get out of here.
	Dismissed their motion to dismiss the dismissal.
	Just shoo.
	And right now it's still in the judge's hands.
	We haven't begun the lawsuit.
	So I'm already winning.
	It's round one of this fight, and they're teetering and tottering all over the ring.
	You have to fight to win.
	And fighting solves everything.
	You gotta fight!
	For your right!
	to party.
	You gotta...
	That's gotta go.
	That's to get Ron in there, I thought.
	That's to get what?
	To get Ron.
	Ron doesn't care about fame.
	I thought you wanted to get in there.
	No, it just looks really awkward that someone is wrapping up a show.
	I thought you were gonna put that after I was done talking.
	No, you said kill that, just fade to black.
	Right, so just kill that.
	Okay, but then you said you wanted Ron, don't export yet.
	All right, I put Ron.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, I was wrong.
	That's usually how it goes.
	It's not you fucking up the instructions.
	It's always me giving you the wrong instructions.
	I wanted to see me wrapping up a show and then just have Ron appear and fade away like some sort of fucking ghost.
	I don't know.
	Right at the conclusion?
	That was always discussed after the end of the whole video because we had dead air as we were listening to the Beastie Boys.
	Okay.
	Yeah, you're wrong, Ryan.
	You literally asked me, the last thing you asked me, you said, put Ron in there.
	Don't export yet.
	I said, okay.
	And I said, can you look at the monitor?
	And you didn't.
	You were working on the shirts.
	I was like, all right, I'm going to export.
	And you said, fine.
	I would never, yeah, but I'm saying you misinterpreted my instructions.
	When I was talking about putting Ron in there, I meant at the very, very end.
	You don't stick a ghost in someone's conclusion.
	So when I was listening through and I was like, where do you mention Ron?
	I was listening for it and I was like, I'm just going to put it here because you mentioned that we're doing the suit.
	No, no, I mentioned Ron halfway through.
	I said Ron Coleman and I put together a complaint.
	So I'm going to put a picture of him there.
	Yeah, okay, fine.
	Noting.
	Also, we should get the security guard, the black security guard, who was shot.
	I've never seen him before.
	I know someone was trying to get him involved in a different court case against the SPLC.
	I'm a little bit pissed off, by the way, that I didn't.
	They're worth anywhere from $400 million to $1 billion.
	I destroyed their founder, the president who laughed at me, the head of legal, that cunt who is always bitching about proud boys.
	Poop, boop, boop, boop, poop, gone.
	As they were stumbling around, they got Tina Chen, who accidentally stepped and shit on her first day at the office.
	Even in that guy's book, Making Hate Pay, I'm barely a blip.
	My lawsuit isn't a big part of his book at all.
	And I contacted him and said, hey, man, let's talk.
	And he hasn't gotten back to me.
	I think people don't like to give me credit because they think I'm too big for my britches.
	And they're like, ah, he's doing okay.
	That pisses me off.
	Like when I read a book about the early aughts in New York City and there's very little mention of vice.
	Like Ryan McGinley, he did a whole book, The Kids Are Still Are All Right or something.
	And he just left out me and Vice, basically.
	Now, I discovered him in photo school.
	I'm the reason he has a career.
	I put him on the cover of Vice when he was zero.
	Do they have the guy?
	Might be in this video, but I definitely saw him in the images.
	What do you mean?
	Oh, when you Duck DuckGo imaged it?
	They cut his damn head off.
	That's not the way a hero should be framed with his head cut off.
	There we go.
	Oh, great.
	Okay, so he is.
	No, that's not him.
	If we find him and he's kind of a light-skinned black, we should go into Photoshop and just sort of pump up the contract.
	Well, he keeps reappearing in all your searches.
	Yeah.
	You wake up.
	Leo's a hero.
	Yeah, Tony Perkins.
	That name's familiar.
	Oh, no, that's the president.
	Wait, just go up a pube.
	FRC President Tony Perkins bestowed the organization's Faith family upon the man who may have saved a score of lives.
	Lord Protect and use his servant Leo.
	That's his name, Leo.
	Leo Johnson.
	Yeah.
	Is there a blacker name in the world than Leo Johnson?
	The only thing blacker than Leo Johnson is Dwayne Reed.
	Yeah.
	You want some stuff?
	That was a joke I just stole from Sarah Silverman.
	She goes, Dwayne Reed must be the richest black man in the world.
	I'm doing Rams Paul this Saturday with Sticks and Hammer.
	Oh, yeah.
	And I noticed his fans aren't happy.
	I'm a Zionist shill who shoves things up my ass.
	You're so much more than that to me.
	I am a Zionist, but if you're a shill, it implies that you're going against your beliefs in order for shekels.
	As you can see, my only source of income right now is this show, which you pay for.
	So there's no secret Jews sending me checks.
	In fact, Jews are terrorizing my family, getting me kicked off of big tech, writing horrible articles about me.
	I have plenty of Jewish friends, but as far as them helping my career, I think a disproportionate number of my thwarters are at least tangentially linked to Judaism.
	But I love the religion and I love Israel.
	So that doesn't work with the shucking.
	And as far as the butt plug thing, I'm very suspicious of this whole butt plug phobia.
	I obviously don't regularly stick things up my ass.
	I don't think I could.
	How did you pay me for it?
	I got hemorrhoids.
	But many years ago, that's irrelevant.
	I'm not saying it was a long time ago.
	I don't do it anymore.
	I do it today.
	We were making fun of Hillary Clinton's dancing, and I said she dances like someone with something up her ass.
	There's butt plugs at Compound Media because they have porn stars on.
	They bring them as merch.
	So I saw it on the shelf.
	I go, watch this.
	So I sort of get a butt plug up my ass, as much as an old man can do.
	And then I do a good dance.
	It was funny.
	Okay?
	You're uptight.
	I come from the jackass generation where Bam Marghera puts anal beads up his ass, connects them to a kite, and then flies the kite until the anal beads come out his ass.
	Bam Marghera wasn't trying to seduce you with that.
	He wasn't like, no, they're gay, man.
	You like that?
	That was funny, outrageous, stupid.
	Most of the pranks have to do with their ass, the toy car and the asshole.
	That's called being an asshole, being a dumbass.
	But here's the thing, and I've said this on the show before.
	Yeah, remember these homo boys that would run around?
	They would dance and stuff and gyrate?
	Gay.
	So the Hell's Angels used to make out with each other in public just to freak out the normies.
	Anyway, I think it's a generational problem, but here's the thing.
	I think a lot of feds push the butt plug thing in the alt-right because right now the Groupers alt-right, they tend to be very young.
	And when you're pre, like between the ages of 14 and say 20, homosexuality freaks you the fuck out.
	And I experienced this as a 14-year-old when I saw Rocky Horror Picture Show.
	Loved it, except for that gay scene where Frankenfurter seduces Brad.
	And I remember that stuck in my head like a railroad peg.
	What do you call those things?
	Railroad spike?
	It stuck in my head like a spike.
	And I remember being 14 going, ah, why was that in that movie?
	Why did they put that there?
	Now you watch it as an adult.
	It's fucked a lot of chicks.
	And you're just like, oh, yeah, fags.
	Oh, yeah.
	So if the feds want to make me less attractive, that's a bad use of terms.
	If the feds are trying to divert young men from my message, they'll go, he's a weirdo.
	He likes to fuck himself in the ass.
	And then they're like, oh, gross.
	What are they driving off in right there?
	What?
	What are they driving off in?
	A little Thomas Attention.
	Straightmobile.
	That was like the one in Richard Pryor's movie, Toy.
	I love that movie.
	I love that movie.
	Yes, that's me.
	So, yeah.
	Are we doing callers or mailboxes?
	Which is like those Groiper kids I saw in DC where I go, I want to fuck you with my heels on.
	They go, you're a fucking fagin, Gavin.
	They use their most manly voice to tell you.
	I'm liking the Groipers more and more every day.
	Let me fuck you with my heels.
	I think it's one of the most interesting youth movements since punk rock in the late 70s.
	And it shows you that the Millennials were horrible.
	Gen X, like if you look at the band The Meat Men, We're The Meat Men and You Suck, and they have songs like I'm Glad I'm Not a Girl and all this stuff.
	And I fuck teenage girls and blah, blah, blah.
	It's raunchy, stupid, fun, jokey stuff.
	It's very politically incorrect.
	That was Gen X shit.
	The millennials brought on this feminization of pop culture that was all about rules and trans and fucking garbage.
	But the Zoomers, as we've seen with this incel doc, TFW no GF, the Zoomers seem to be getting us back on course.
	And I'm not talking about your opinions.
	I'm talking about accepting opinions.
	I don't give a shit if you're racist.
	I don't give a shit if you're sexist, homophobic.
	As long as you don't do, as long as you don't punch a gay dude in the face, I don't care what you think.
	How weak must you be to be scared of another person's thoughts?
	And it doesn't add up.
	Like if you're scared of, if some Jewish guy's scared, I'm going to stab him, which happened, right?
	At that bar, this Jewish guy had his friend, we're adults, I'm talking about like 40-somethings, told me that he feels unsafe.
	So you feel unsafe.
	I guess what you're scared of is I'm going to go, die, juke, and stab him.
	And I'm not anti-Semitic, obviously.
	But if you're genuine scared of someone stabbing you, why aren't you more concerned about MS-13 or a neighborhood over that has a murder rate that borderlines on Baltimore?
	Like, you're obviously incredibly paranoid about violence.
	Why don't you give a shit about the infiltration of MS-13 in the suburbs?
	Because you're not scared.
	You're using this fake fear as some kind of a weapon to tell other people how to behave and what to think.
	Because we give a shit.
	It's based on the assumption we give a shit that you're scared.
	I don't fucking care.
	I don't care about you.
	I don't care that you're fat.
	I'll tell you you're dying if you're curious.
	And I don't like that you use up hospital resources, but I don't give a shit about you.
	I don't give a shit that you're gay or trans or anything.
	So what are you scared of?
	Well, you might become so powerful that your message starts World War IV, which is why proud boys are in jail.
	The jury was convinced that I'm Hitler.
	I'm not exaggerating.
	And we have to nip this in the bud before we have another Holocaust.
	That's literally what the judge fucking said.
	He said political fighting reminds him of the 1930s.
	I hate this fucking shit.
	Insanity.
	Clown world no longer covers it.
	We have lost our balls as a nation.
	And all this eager mask wearing and fear of handshakes is just another example of what fucking loser pussies we've become.
	I don't even use the word faggots anymore because faggots have bigger balls than the average straight male today.
	Don't you kind of think the reaction to the Groipers has made conservatives act like leftists?
	Yeah, why'd you say that so weird?
	Don't you think.
	I'm trying to do it.
	Are you asking a question at a seminar?
	Yeah.
	I'm trying new ways to say things because the regular way doesn't work good.
	Because then you can imitate me and it hurts my feelings.
	Yes, of course Con Inc.
	has been exposed as having very liberal tendencies, the way they treat Michelle Malkin and Nick Fuentes.
	Of course.
	They're not so free speechy all of a sudden.
	I think maybe Michelle's mad at me because I won't shit on Charlie Kirk or, you know.
	I hate Con Inc., but I'm not going to attack them right now.
	That doesn't make sense, I understand.
	But like, I have bigger priorities than fucking with Charlie Kirk because I see him explaining how America is wonderful.
	And I think, all right, I'll get to our differences later.
	You keep telling people that.
	All right.
	I think we're ready for some calls.
	Okay, we got regular calls.
	We got Discord.
	Let's take one.
	Remember, we have a giveaway, Ryan.
	Oh, yes.
	So these first two callers.
	First two callers get two pairs of Heshy socks.
	All right.
	So I'll take one from each.
	Hey, Mark.
	Wait, for the next four weeks?
	What does that mean?
	They get a pair of socks every day?
	I think we do this giveaway for the next four weeks.
	Oh, I see.
	I think so.
	I'll check with him.
	Hey, Mark, you there?
	Yeah, he has to go, guys.
	Hello, pretty good.
	Hey, Gab, quick question for you.
	I know you have a stance on kind of women staying home outside of the workforce, and I totally agree with that.
	I was raised by my mom.
	She stayed home, and my sister kind of just repeated that pattern now, too, in her life after having two girls.
	So my question is: do you think we'll ever see a time where people start, women, young women start looking up to women who stay home and raise a family?
	Almost like a new trend in the near future.
	Well, it's inevitable, right?
	Like with university, a little baby sister sees her grown sister take mass communications at NYU and go $220,000 in debt and get a job that's not even closely related to MassCom.
	She got her job because she was an intern at a place and they liked her because she worked hard.
	And surely that little sister is going to say, I hear my big sister bitching about money all the time and I don't see how that MYU degree helped her.
	I don't think I'm going to do the same.
	Similarly, aren't these people seeing these housewives stay at home and seeing a more fulfilled family and hearing glowing stories?
	Like my generation, Gen X, was the first sort of latchkey generation.
	We're the first to experience divorce.
	And it sucked.
	A lot of my peers haven't gotten married.
	I'd say almost half of the people I went to high school with are childless.
	And it's because they got divorced.
	And it was disgusting.
	So, you know, God has these little devices he puts.
	He makes us horny so we fuck and we make more humans.
	Surely he has a check and a balance for this where they go, I'm seeing people do this and these women seem miserable.
	I mean, the cat lady thing is relatively new, right?
	So surely this generation Zoomers are seeing their cat lady ants and going, you were wrong to be a fucking colostomy bag for strangers come your entire life.
	Fuck you.
	Congratulations on the socks.
	We'll call you after the show.
	Thanks, man.
	Yeah.
	And take his numer.
	All right, and then we got the Discord bizois.
	Discord callers, your own.
	Oh, you saw that I have jeans on.
	I apologize.
	I'm sorry, guys.
	Go ahead.
	Shauna, go ahead.
	All right, then next up, we're going to go to Casey.
	All right, Casey, you are unmuted.
	Wait, Did we miss one, guys?
	Yes.
	Yeah, she wasn't there.
	Oh, okay.
	Casey's not there.
	How did you not figure that out?
	I don't know.
	It was random.
	He said we're gonna go to the next one.
	Can you hear me?
	Yep.
	I follow the QAnon stuff, but you'll have to go to the bottom.
	Or I will say.
	Oh, no.
	Can't hear you.
	Hear me?
	Not really.
	Okay.
	So what I'm doing is that.
	Yeah, thanks for calling.
	Alright, next up, we are going to go to Colin.
	Go ahead, Colin.
	Are you fucking serious?
	Colin.
	Colin, you're calling in.
	All right.
	Luke Hazy, you are unmuted.
	All right.
	Am I up?
	Yeah, you're up.
	All right, cool.
	Gavin, what's poppin', dude?
	Let's talk about these fucking nurses.
	So I don't know if you're too much of a boomer to understand TikTok, but Ryan does.
	I emailed him a link.
	The subject is Ryan is a manlet and there's a compilation of all these like TikTok nurse videos.
	So anyway, we're being told that you got a shelter in place and I can't go get a burger past nine and we can't overburden the hospitals, you know, because people aren't going to have enough beds or whatever.
	And every one of these videos, you see empty hospitals, no patients, nobody in the waiting room, nothing.
	And you see a bunch of like assistant nurses and male nurses, which is kind of pathetic.
	And they're like spending 20 minutes just, you know, rehearsing and practicing dance routines and all this stupid shit.
	I fucking hate that.
	I hate their guts.
	You know, every time I only go to the hospital when my kids are being born and I look at these fucking manatees and I'm like, don't you see people die of obesity every day?
	Why are you all so fucking fat?
	I think half of them use those carts that they wheel around and check on each patient because it's like a walking thing.
	Male nurses.
	There's not a male nurse.
	You're a doctor or you're a woman, okay?
	You can't be a male nurse.
	Yeah, it's like Anthony Kumia says about male flight attendants.
	Wouldn't you rather be driving the plane?
	Why are you thinking, you fucking woman?
	But yeah, I'm disgusted by them.
	And I was thinking about like after 9-11, there's all these volunteers that were cleaning up all the rubble and helping people sort through because we wanted to find dead bodies so we could, you know, identify them.
	I wasn't one of them, by the way.
	I'm not saying I was.
	And the idea of them stopping, digging up the rubble to be like, we're going to rock with our shoes on.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Rocking with the shoes, shoes, hey, is unfathomable.
	It's great that you mentioned 9-11 because these people are being celebrated like fucking heroes.
	You know, there was this one video where this nurse, who is a single mom, by the way, which isn't surprising because these certified nurse assistants are all thoughts, who, you know, are the cockroller coaster.
	But anyway, they're being compared to these 9-11 heroes because she took off her mask and there was like some marks.
	Like, I get those on my feet when I take my socks off.
	It's like those on my nose when I wear glasses.
	Big fucking deal.
	Exactly.
	You're not a fucking hero.
	Do you want to see the burns on a short order cook?
	Do you want to see the little scars on his hands from that?
	Or the hands of a mechanic.
	Oh, my God.
	Right now, as we're talking, he has six open sores that are full of oil and they can't seal.
	I know, man.
	It's ridiculous.
	Check this out.
	I was talking to a doctor friend and I was saying, wait a minute, aren't they lucky to have a job?
	I mean, I know firemen who go, what are people complaining about?
	I'm making tons of money.
	I'm so lucky that during this horrible crisis, I can make all this overtime and I'm doing great.
	Why are we bending over to get fucked by these nurses?
	Because when they're lucky enough to have a job.
	And I said to him, I go, wait a minute, when you do your residency as a doctor, aren't you working like 20-hour shifts anyway?
	Like, don't they have to sleep at their station even for all residencies?
	That's part of the deal.
	I don't know if you saw the video in New York where like the SDNY is going out and like applauding the nurses at the hospitals and all that stuff.
	It's like, no, you're the hero.
	They're nurses.
	Oh, I didn't see that.
	Firemen and cops are clapping for nurses.
	Oh, yeah.
	Oh, yeah.
	They're lining up outside of the hospitals.
	It's pathetic.
	You guys dodge bullets in the Bronx.
	Okay.
	You guys put out fires and die because floors collapse.
	All right.
	Not these nurses.
	What's their death rate?
	Let's see the stats on their death rates.
	Are they dying from COVID?
	I don't think so.
	It's just kind of an assumption that they're risking their lives.
	Two nurses died of COVID.
	So check this out.
	And I bet they were fucking obese.
	I said to him, what are the normal hours for a doctor during residency?
	And he said, 80 hours a week is the limit across all medical specialties.
	You get 24 hours off once every seven days, and a shift is capped at 30 hours.
	This is not pandemic talk.
	This is like November.
	But he said, since female nurses have become more vocal and political, and there's more female doctors now, the shift is capped at 16 hours.
	So back when it was only male doctors, the most you could work is a 30-hour shift, and male doctors regularly did.
	Then female doctors became like almost 50%, and now it's capped at 16 hours.
	He says, back in the 1980s, there was no cap, and residents worked over 100 hours, and 110 to 120 was commonplace.
	I just don't understand why the hospitals are empty, man.
	They're empty.
	If this is a pandemic, they shouldn't be empty.
	It's all a fucking lie.
	Why are these ventilators sitting rotting?
	Check out this.
	Here's another thing he said.
	He goes, I personally like the challenge of dealing with tons of patients At once.
	I love the feeling of clearing out nine exam rooms and a waiting room filled with patients.
	I think it's kind of a guy thing.
	When I was working, nine different patient rooms would have nine completely different problems.
	Cut off my thumb while cooking.
	I can't get my tampon out, and it's been two weeks, and I got into a fight, and my hand is killing me on top of the cough, flu, runny nose.
	Now, that can be stressful because you don't know how long each case is going to take or how complicated it might get.
	But the easiest case to deal with is someone with a cough and runny nose.
	All these nurses are complaining, but it's all basically the same case.
	I had fever and chills.
	I'm worried it's COVID.
	Worst case is a middle-aged person with a shortness of breath because they're struggling to breathe.
	But none of that is emotionally draining as a healthcare worker, unless you're a really young chick, because most hard-ass nurses should be used to dealing with this by now.
	You put on your PPA.
	I don't know what that is, a PPE.
	You're in and out.
	They're all the same type of case.
	Exactly.
	I mean, one of my best friends was suspected of having COVID, and she had to go get her test.
	She was like outside in her car, like far away from the hospital through a little slit in the window that you did the whole like the testing thing.
	It's like you're not even in any capacity of danger.
	I'm so sick of this shit.
	And I'm so sick of everyone being eager to capitulate.
	That is the problem with 2020.
	And by the way, thanks for calling.
	The problem with America right now, and it's obviously very, very visible during this pandemic, but it was visible in cancel culture too, is our eagerness to capitulate.
	And I'm convinced it's because women are in the mainstream workforce and they don't like confrontation.
	So when they're told to put on a mask, when they're told someone was racist, when they're told you should fire someone, they go, uh, get rid of it.
	Make it go away.
	What am I supposed to mean?
	How am I going to, I can't even.
	There's nothing left for me.
	I don't know.
	If my son becomes a male nurse, I'm going to be like, dude, is this a stepping stone?
	What if your son was a male flight attendant who's not gay?
	All right, that's enough.
	What about you, Ryan?
	What if your son was a male flight attendant who wasn't gay?
	I mean, you're such a loser that you probably don't have standards.
	Well, is he happy?
	That's all that matters.
	As long as he stays out of my hair and he lets me leave his mother like my pops did to me.
	Yeah.
	That's how I became the man I was.
	As long as he doesn't show up at my door in LA and fuck my game up with my other goods, because there's nothing wrong with that.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	Caller, you're on the line and the GML show with Gavin McGinnis.
	Joe?
	Yo, what's up, Geto?
	Hey, man.
	Have you heard of Danny Mullen?
	Danny Mullen.
	No, that's not my name, but he's the closest thing to jackass we have right now.
	He's what?
	I think he's the closest thing to jackass that we have right now.
	Is that the guy who says jugglos and jugglers?
	No, I don't think so.
	But you should get him on like part of censors or at least on a show.
	Do you feel like he's definitely not on that shit that's going on right now?
	I think you might get some supports too.
	Okay, well, thanks for calling.
	Let's check out Danny Mullen.
	Actually, that picture with the ups and advisor looks familiar.
	But it's annoying when people say, you should get that guy and this guy.
	Like, I had a friend say, you should get James Woods.
	Oh, he's a YouTube star.
	Yeah, okay.
	Oh, yeah, yeah.
	Why don't I get Donald Trump, too?
	Why didn't you think about that?
	It's like he does pranks and stuff.
	All right, guys, we got to know which of the two men is winning the competition for her affection.
	Sir, you on the right, you have the size advantage, but the gentleman on the left, very nice haircut, and very well dressed.
	How do you all know each other?
	My dad.
	Oh, your father.
	So, sir, congratulations.
	It seems you've won the contest.
	I'm an outreach ambassador and the student body president of San Diego City Company.
	You're the student body president?
	Yes, sir.
	This is the man we came to interview.
	What kind of legislation are you trying to get to?
	Apparently, the student body is not concerned with height.
	We actually don't pass legislation, but we have a constitution and bylaws.
	What about the Second Amendment on campus?
	Is it legal to tote firearms?
	Second Amendment on campus.
	Phoenix.
	That's the fucking sweater you were talking about.
	Are you sure?
	Is it?
	Yeah, it is.
	It is.
	Zoom in.
	I hate this sweater so much.
	Do you know how cold you have to be to wear a sweater with a suit?
	I swear to God, it could be a blizzard.
	And if I was wearing this suit with that sweater, I would just, my ears would be cold.
	There it is.
	Actually, that was a little more scuba than what I was talking about.
	Dude, I don't want to ruin Waco for you, but try to not see the sweater variety.
	It's like the sweater industrial complex paid for the fucking show in order to sell their sweater.
	There's Pendleton Productions.
	There's Cable Knit.
	There's the normal crew neck.
	There's cardigans.
	And in every scene, they have a new one.
	Every single law enforcement guy has a new one.
	Watch.
	Go scroll through.
	Find an FBI guy.
	Oh, my God.
	Right there.
	Okay, so he's not got one.
	It's very rare he doesn't have one, by the way.
	He has a different one every day in Waco.
	And the guy he's talking to is a sweater.
	You very rarely see a V-neck sweater in the civilized world.
	I mean, there's that horrible finance trend with the zipper one, but like I've tried it before because I kind of liked the concept of a sweater vest for a while.
	And I was just cooking.
	Like you have to be, you have to be in Britain.
	The British are the only people who can wear a sweater with a suit because that's got that damp cold where your bones hurt.
	You got a minute?
	Okay, this is a bad example.
	I'm sorry that you've seen him twice.
	This is the only, you must be in episode one.
	This is the only time you see him without a fucking documentary.
	The American history of sweaters.
	I just saw some sweaters.
	Have you ever worn a sweater?
	It's really, really hot.
	I thought they just burped in the show.
	What about my dream?
	Who cared anything about my dream?
	Look, they both have sweaters on.
	They're in a sweater fight.
	Aren't you in Texas?
	What's the coldest it gets there?
	64 degrees?
	You wear a sweater in 64.
	Look at this guy.
	It's endless sweaters.
	You never see us.
	Do you even own a sweater?
	I think I have one.
	I don't think I own a sweater.
	I have like a.
	You got that J. Crew the champion, right?
	The champion sweatshirt.
	You fucking retard.
	What are you in?
	At Rikers?
	I have a cardigan.
	At Rikers, they call sweatshirts sweaters.
	You do.
	They call magazines books.
	You're trash, boy.
	You're fucking Bronx trash.
	Is he wearing a sweater?
	Wait, has he got a sweater now?
	It looks like a wool.
	Oh, fuck, it is.
	It's a fucking sweater.
	I thought it was a wool shirt.
	It's a sweater you mentioned.
	If there's what?
	Sweater?
	If there's one thing Texas is known for, it's their goddamn sweaters.
	I want to get warmer than a Texas sweater.
	Look, he's got a V-neck there in that scene.
	Are we just spoiling this show due to the sweater finder?
	Oh, shit.
	Is that a cardigan?
	That guy's thinking outside the box.
	There are so many fucking sweaters in this show.
	Have you been to Texas before?
	It might get cold in the desert at like two in the morning.
	The show isn't in two in the morning.
	Wow.
	David Koresh is like the hero of the show because he's the only one who doesn't need a fucking sweater and everything.
	But that FBI guy, Jesus, dude.
	You packed eight sweaters for an eight-day trip?
	What are you, Fran Drescher in the 90s?
	In the nanny, but sweater?
	I'm going to bomb this place, Mr. Sheffield.
	Isn't it fucked up that the guy who invented email fucked Fran Drescher, Dr. Shiva?
	Oh, yeah.
	I saw that they dated, so I texted him.
	I go, he always gets back to me.
	And I go, wait a minute, you fucked Fran Dresher?
	Silence.
	That sucks.
	Fucking Fran Drescher is like Area 51.
	It's so awesome that you can't talk about it ever again.
	All right, let's take a call.
	I was just looking at the trailer for Waco.
	See how many sweaters they have.
	That's not a sweater.
	Thanks for your logos, by the way.
	Logos.
	Logos.
	Big bear.
	We got Nick.
	Oops.
	Ryan.
	I wanted to ask you about your...
	And now you're bringing up Anthony Schaefer last week.
	So why don't you just talk it out with Alex Jones or something or like figure it out?
	Because, I mean, it's not too hard to figure out, I think.
	Where are you with?
	Where are you with it?
	I think the government did it with Saudi Arabia, maybe Israel, or maybe more Israel really than Saudi Arabia, although it's 28 pages, blah, blah, blah.
	Because I just look at those towers come down and they just blow into powder.
	And who had the means and the motive?
	And do you think that planes went into the towers?
	I do think planes went into the towers.
	I mean, yeah.
	So they had planes that went into the towers, and then they simultaneously had bombs that they could detonate right at that exact moment.
	Do you mean to allow the plane to enter the building?
	When I think of bombs in the towers, it's an hour later when they came down.
	But you don't think the planes made the towers collapse?
	No, no, definitely not.
	I think the jet fuel exploded, the big fireballs we all saw when the plane hit the building, I think that was the jet fuel.
	But couldn't you just do something like the 2000, what was it, or the 1994 terror attack where there's a fertilizer bomb, and then you just make that the bomb, and then you just go and detonate all your other bombs.
	Like, to get two planes to hit a tower so you could detonate your bombs seems like a lot of work.
	I agree with you there.
	Except for in 93 with that attack, the guy was an FBI informant to set the bomb.
	And when he figured out that they were giving him real explosives and that it wasn't for a drill, he parked the van at a different location so that it wouldn't knock the tower.
	They're trying to knock one tower into the other tower.
	So isn't it a lot easier just to get a van than to get two jumbo jet passenger planes?
	Well, I think that goes into Hitler's big lie thing where he said, you know, the bigger the lie, the more people will believe it.
	And just to sort of like as a control over the public's mind sort of thing, just to sort of scale them into, look what we can do to you on national television.
	But here's my other problem with it, too, is the government wants to wage war in the Middle East.
	They just go, we're waging war in the Middle East, bitches.
	Like they don't really wait for our approval.
	Well, they didn't have a lot of people's approval.
	I don't know how popular that Iraq war was.
	They didn't blame them for 9-11, of course, but a lot of people thought that they did it.
	But even if it wasn't an inside job, the government still killed more people that day when they said the air at Ground Zero was safe to breathe.
	They what, sorry?
	They still killed more people that day, even if it wasn't an inside job when they said that the air at ground zero was safe to breathe.
	The EPA head Christine Todd Whitman said, oh, yeah, it's fine.
	The air is safe to breathe.
	What did it say?
	Killed like 50,000 first responders.
	Yeah, I don't know about that.
	I think that might be a money grab.
	Anyway, we're opening up a whole Pandora's box.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right.
	We got GE Money Wild.
	That means.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Hello.
	Good evening.
	I noticed earlier, real quick thing.
	Couldn't tell if you were doing your normal much-to-do-about-nothing when you said risk-adverse.
	It's risk-averse, not adverse.
	Thank you for that.
	Sorry, I got that wrong.
	Was that a joke, though?
	I thought it was one of your jokes.
	It was not a joke.
	I fucked up and you copied it.
	All right, all right.
	And then the other thing about you talking about Waco, and I was thinking more on all those cults that we've had over the years, like Jim Jones and stuff like that.
	I saw one of the Netflix things.
	It's a couple of years old, so you've probably seen it.
	It's called Wild, Wild Country.
	Have you seen that one?
	Yeah, it's amazing.
	Yes, I've seen one of the most popular and successful documentaries in the history of Netflix.
	Well, I'd never heard of it.
	We lived in this country.
	We'd heard of Jonestown in Waco, but I'm Gen Xer, and I'd never heard anybody ever talk about that ever growing up.
	It was just kind of odd.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, that was crazy.
	You know, I don't really have a problem with cults if you allow the people in it to talk to people that aren't in the cult.
	Which I don't know how common that is, and I don't like polygamy.
	I don't want you fucking kids.
	But like the Branch Davidians, I don't think David Crush was breaking the law.
	That chick was 14 that he was married to.
	But the rule for a cult is, are you allowed to associate with people outside the cult?
	Because people always say, you know, nuts in New York say Christianity is a cult.
	And I say, if Christians don't give a shit who you associate with.
	Now, I'm told Scientologists do, but I know of two Scientologists that I would consider friends, and they never try to recruit me, and they don't get in trouble for hanging out with me.
	I know Scientologists fuck with people's families if you leave, so maybe I shouldn't be defending Scientology, but I don't know.
	I'm much more wary of the state than I are of some dummies who want love.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Did you mess with them right there when you said then I are instead of then I am?
	I guess I did mess up, yeah.
	I have been drinking quite a bit.
	We got Mike, and then we'll go back to the Discord in a little bit.
	Hey, what's up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	So I was this left-wing guy that I used to work with, he posted this fucking retarded article about coronavirus and shit.
	And I decided to, you know, debate him on it and shit just for fun.
	I didn't have anything else going on.
	But what really sucked is the whole debate was, you're stupid for supporting Trump.
	And he was giving me articles from the fucking Daily Beast and NPR and shit like that.
	And the fucking arrogance of it, it reminded me of you on the political Discord that day.
	And it was just pissing me off so fucking bad.
	I mean, I've got Irish blood in me, so it boils pretty fucking hot.
	And I guess my question to you is, are we wasting our fucking time talking to these fucking losers?
	Are they too far gone?
	Yes, it's a total waste of fucking time.
	I tried it with free speech on this network, and did I make any progress?
	Like, does Gina Belafonte remember any of her discussion with Ann Coulter?
	Did anyone who watched it change their mind?
	And I think you're not a real man unless you change your mind about, you know, something major once a year or so.
	Because you should be developing.
	I was anti-Groiper before I got to know what they were about.
	Now I'm pretty supportive of them.
	You should always be sort of like hearing new information and going, oh, yeah, yeah, okay, maybe I could see that.
	But the left gets less open-minded and less exploratory the more you talk to them.
	This shit about daily.
	Yeah, I mean, I saw the new doc.
	Well, not new, I don't think it's a new anymore, but the documentary that Dennis Prager and what's his face put out, the No Safe Spaces?
	Adam Corolla?
	Just recently?
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	It's so fucking insane, man.
	Just at the level that they're at right now.
	But I think it's fashion.
	So, like, if you were to talk to goths 20 years ago and they go, I want to die.
	I don't even want to live anymore.
	I hate life.
	I sleep in a coffin.
	And you go, ooh, that's cool.
	You're really dark and spooky.
	But if you really want to die, you just put a gun to your head and go, pocoon.
	So they're lying.
	It's just a pose.
	Like Howard Stern, when he says, I want everyone who doesn't drink, who, I want everyone in Sports Jump to drink, bleach, and die.
	They're just, it's got nothing to do with the truth anymore.
	It's just these affectations.
	Like death to disco is basically what this has become.
	Okay, well, thanks for calling.
	You're welcome.
	I forgot I was on your show and you weren't on my show.
	It gets tricky.
	All right.
	I'm going to start making that one of my new endings.
	Thanks for calling.
	Like just friendly calls?
	Oh, if your neighbor says, hey, man, I'm getting a package.
	Can you pick it up?
	You go, okay, yeah, I'll pick it up.
	I'll be home at around 8.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	I like it.
	We got Discord back.
	Hello, Discord.
	Hello.
	Hello.
	Next up, we got Poke2.
	You are unmuted.
	Am I on?
	Yep.
	Hey, Gavin, what's up, buddy?
	Hey, man.
	All right, so I'm the Pope of your brothers.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	I just have a real question for you.
	You, you know, you went to the Media and said how you are not a cowboy anymore.
	Yeah.
	But you never fully addressed your brothers.
	You know what I mean?
	And there's a lot of questions from the family that really wants to know what's tough.
	Why did you force gump us and not say anything?
	What do you mean by force gump?
	You kind of, you know, you kind of ran on us, bro, and you didn't leave anything to the brothers.
	You kind of just left it to the media to decide what the fuck is up with the cowboys.
	And what chapter are you?
	That's not true.
	I'm every chapter.
	I'm like every chapter, brother.
	Yeah, you're full of shit.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	That was really fun.
	That's another thing I've found with my enemies is they go, I'm fucking pissed that you abandoned the Proud Boys.
	Like some guy came to my house and was giving my house the finger, and I happened to be there.
	So I ran out.
	I go, you got a fucking problem?
	He was a big, ugly, fat nerd.
	And he said, yeah, my problem is that you abandoned the Proud Boys.
	And I go, you don't know the semantics of that deal.
	You don't know what the point was.
	You don't know the legal ramifications of Max and John going to prison.
	And you don't know that because you don't care.
	And you're just saying that because you think it's some sort of smoking gun.
	And that means you're just like trying to make me mad or something.
	You're a fucking loser.
	And I said, look at you.
	You need to focus on getting laid.
	Don't worry about me.
	Don't worry about the things I've done and the legal ramifications and how that affects a men's club.
	You focus on getting laid.
	Because I can tell it hasn't happened in years.
	Like you're that guy on the doodle cam, basically.
	He wasn't quite this ugly.
	All right, next caller, I guess, right?
	All right, Jank, you're up.
	Hello.
	Hello, Jank.
	Do you think that last caller was a paid subscriber?
	Or he just knows that it's this time you make a call?
	Or is that the disc we talked with?
	Yeah, we talked with a couple of other Proud Boys here and they vouched for it, but he was an actual Proud Boy, so.
	Well, then he would say his chapter.
	Yeah.
	He's every chapter.
	Alright, Adam, you are up next.
	Hello?
	Hello.
	Hey, Gavin, how you doing?
	Good, how are you doing?
	How you dern?
	I'm doing real good.
	Adam Ruru from Montana, proud member of our Western fraternity.
	And my question is, do you believe the world is flat like Owen Benjamin or what?
	Owen's not flat.
	Owen is the least flat guy I've ever met.
	He's tall.
	He's got three dimensions.
	No, I don't believe in that.
	But I am not such a pussy that I care what other people think.
	Like the fact that Owen Benjamin has been persona non-gratified for his anti-Semitism and his flat earth shit.
	This particular week, that's been just baffling me.
	Like if someone's a pedophile, I don't want them near my kids.
	I don't want them in my community.
	I get that.
	But after that, you go like, what?
	We hang out with raw foodists and vegans and fucking people who have seances.
	And there's mainstream television shows where some dude rips off a bunch of people by telling them that he can speak to their dead grandparents.
	That seems pretty fucking offensive to me.
	These people crying because he's sitting there going, I'm seeing like an R word, an R word.
	Your grandfather fucked retards and he died of AIDS.
	Is that a thing?
	And he can just sit and do that and there's no stigma, but someone can't have a weird opinion about World War II.
	It's bizarre to me.
	Yeah, he believes that the doors of the gas chambers were made out of wood and that nobody died in Auschwitz.
	Say it to my face.
	Like, I disagree, but to totally refute it perfectly, I'd have to, you know, go there and research that.
	It's the same with the flat earth thing.
	They say all this shit, like, why can you see Chicago over the lake and the light refraction and all this stuff?
	And it's like, I got to go to Chicago and try to disprove this?
	Oh, Owen Benjamin is on the line.
	Say it to my face, dude.
	You think I'm flat?
	You watching or is this just a voice gag?
	What's with your lips?
	Do you have a cleft palate?
	Yeah, let me try that.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	All right.
	Next up, we've got S. Wilson.
	Yo.
	Hey, what up, Gavin?
	What's up, Brian?
	What up, hey?
	First, I saw you had one of those.
	You put up a Clown World shirt that was kind of gray.
	It wasn't white and it wasn't yellow.
	It was kind of gray.
	I was wondering if you're going to end up putting that up on the website.
	Oh, I didn't realize that wasn't on the website.
	Yes, we've actually added a lot of new shirts.
	I just started a new shirt.
	I just made it today of Max and John and Tommy of the Proud Boys with their DIN numbers on the back, and it's called the Big House Boys.
	And all the proceeds for that will go to justiceforliberty.com.
	I made a shirt of Oink Oink You Monster that I'm pretty happy with.
	I've also made a shirt that says invade Greenland.
	Actually, I'll bring them up here.
	But yeah, we should try to get that on the site.
	Thank you for calling.
	Yeah, for sure.
	Wait, can I ask one more quickie?
	Okay.
	You're a music man.
	You ever heard of Unknown Mortal Orchestra?
	No, I never have.
	You know, you don't need to change the camera.
	You can Use this camera.
	Cool.
	I know Ryan would fucking dig him a lot.
	Check him out.
	Please, please, please.
	Okay.
	And thanks for calling by.
	Thanks, all of you.
	This is another shirt I made.
	Do we like Impact as a font?
	I do.
	I also made this shirt I'm very happy with.
	This is one I can't wait to wear.
	People are going to go, wait, are we doing that?
	And you go, we should be.
	I want a nice bandana of that.
	And then the Big House Boys shirt has Tommy, Max, and John on the front.
	Oh, it's not that whited out.
	There's too much contrast in this picture for the camera.
	And then on the back, it just has their fucking doohickeys.
	This is not good television.
	We're doing.
	Yeah, this.
	Anyway, you get the idea.
	I stole it from the Hell's Angels.
	The Hell's Angels, when someone's in jail, they call them the big house crew.
	And everyone works hard to make sure that they're taken care of.
	If it was a Hells Angels incident.
	So if a Hell's Angel goes fishing and gets in a fight with a guy over fishing territory and stabs him, you're not really a big house crew guy.
	But if the Hells Angels get in a fight with the Mongols and two of them get shot and end up in prison, that was a Hells Angel-related thing.
	And not the Proud Boys are a gang, but those guys were arrested as Proud Boys.
	So the Proud Boys should be supporting them.
	We got Andrew on the regular calls.
	Okay.
	Hey, I was wondering, I know that you always like to say that the problem with the police is really the police's boss.
	And I mean, I guess I generally agree with that, but I do wonder where kind of the line is.
	I was thinking about that Lexi Page story earlier today.
	This is from years ago, but every time I think of that story, I mean, I get livid when they, you know, they kidnapped that girl.
	They came to that house and they took that kid away from her family.
	You mean Lexi Page?
	Lexi Page, yeah.
	Yeah.
	That little Indian girl.
	And, you know, they took her away, and it's like that video, I mean, it's heartbreaking.
	Those police dragging her out of that house.
	She's crying, and her brothers and sisters are crying.
	And it's like, you know, you know, these, I know it's their job, but if your job is to kidnap children, I mean, that makes you a bad person, in my opinion.
	Well, yeah, but how many times in their career have they had to go take Lexi Page back?
	Yeah, I know, but it's, I mean, if you get that order to break up a family like that, I mean, at some point, I think you have to say no.
	Yes, and I think we got that in Virginia.
	The cops said, look, we're not violating the Constitution.
	We are not going to enforce this law if, what's his name, blackface, tells us to take everyone's guns.
	But as a cop, are you meant to go through every single case, weigh the pros and cons, and say, I'm not pursuing this particular case?
	You're not a lawyer.
	You get the call that day saying, you've got to go take this kid.
	And I think if I was a cop, I would have refused that particular one.
	But I know the case very well.
	It's sort of like people get mad.
	Liberals get mad at the military and they go, fuck you.
	David Cross said this once.
	He goes, I don't support the troops.
	You go and kill people.
	But that implies that they have to sit there twirling their mustache when they're in boot camp and they go, okay, you're going off to Afghanistan.
	They're like, what's the impetus here?
	Oh, we think that there's jihadist tribes in this particular.
	No, I don't think there is.
	And I don't think we should be fighting these particular tribes.
	That's not the construct.
	When you set up a military and a police force, it's you have to take the call.
	And, you know, if you hate it, that's not anyone's business.
	Like, Terry Shapert is a total Trump dude, right-winger Fox News guy.
	He was in the Green Berets under Obama for eight years, carrying out his every whim.
	Is he a pussy?
	Yeah, good point.
	Good point.
	I know.
	It's just that story, that one bugs me.
	Dude, that story, I can make myself cry if I think about it.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	To be clear, folks at home, if you're not familiar with this fucking insane story that has died on the vine, Lexi Page was a girl.
	She was not Indian.
	If you're under 25%, you're not American Indian.
	But she was like fucking 0.25% or something.
	That guy and his wife took her in when she was two.
	She had a black eye when they took her in.
	She was abused.
	Four years later, she's six years old.
	I might start crying.
	Oh Jesus, this is rough.
	Four years later, she's six.
	Those siblings that are crying in the background there, those are her siblings.
	You don't remember anything when you're two.
	So that's just her life.
	So all these.
	Hey guys, go away.
	That boy is losing his sister.
	I see how I can help.
	Everybody.
	Yeah.
	How are you doing that?
	I can't help.
	They're fighting Lexi!
	And the rationale was this Reunification of American Indians Act, which sounds good on paper.
	And they had found a nearby family that I forget the tribe that it was, Cherokee or something.
	And I am Lexi's voice.
	Okay, that's enough.
	That's enough.
	So this other family had another kid there who was like 2.1%.
	So if we rip Lexi from this home, this loving home, and put her with another one, we will have upped the amount of Indian-ness in that home by 1%.
	Ergo, that's part of the Indian Act.
	And the lawyers reached out to the local Indian community and said, come on, if we had your support and you said this was bullshit, and a lot of the Indian leaders said, no, fuck you.
	We like this.
	And I think it was just malicious revenge.
	Where they just said, see, now you're experiencing what we went through all those years ago.
	And you're like, you're not punishing white America.
	You're punishing Lexi Page.
	Where is that at now?
	Oh, it was the tribe?
	I couldn't get any Indians to give a shit about this case.
	They were all, and you see this with the black community a lot.
	They're all like, well, now you got to taste your own medicine, motherfucker.
	fuck you.
	Yeah.
	The last post that they made was like a kind of, uh, you This was 2017 in January.
	Yeah, and that's the problem with a six-year-old.
	Hey, Lexi, now that you've been there, this was like five years ago.
	Hey, Lexi, good news.
	I'm going to tear you from your new family now.
	Yeah, that's bring you back to your old family.
	No way to fix it.
	Yeah, there's a counter on the site that says 1,502 days, and it keeps on counting.
	I mean, now I don't want her to go back to the family.
	Yeah, it's rough.
	It's one of the most egregious things that has ever happened, you know, in recent news.
	I'm just doing the math here.
	So that's four years.
	And, you know, the media didn't go near it because they didn't want to offend Indians.
	I fucking offend Indians every morning with my farts.
	Is this Rory?
	Find Rory?
	Something like that?
	Hey, what's going on?
	Hey, man.
	So are you familiar with the show, The Plot Against America, on HBO?
	No.
	Sounds good, though.
	That sounds like good COVID viewing.
	So it's from the creator of The Wire, David Simon.
	Okay.
	It's based on a book, though.
	So he just produced it.
	Yep.
	It presupposes that Charles Lindbergh was the president of the United States during World War II.
	So obviously he's an anti-Semite and he's an isolationist.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	More of this shit.
	So it's kind of like Man in the High Castle, except way worse because they insinuate that America was all anti-Semitic, et cetera, et cetera.
	That's so fucking boring.
	Oh, and they have a Jewish guy playing him.
	Well, John Totoro is very Italian, isn't he?
	It gets tricky.
	So I'm kind of piggybacking on what you were saying about what was going on in the Waco show on Netflix.
	The climax of the show, there's a national program that essentially forces Jews to move to the country because they think it'll strengthen America.
	But it gets tangled up in itself.
	And what I see is a real parallel.
	Are you familiar with busing in the city of Boston and like the city of the United States?
	Hey, yeah, but they did it all over the country.
	Well, so I'm from there, and like that was a big deal, and it didn't work.
	It was a liberal program that didn't work.
	Well, slow down.
	A lot of the white kids who were bussed to black schools learned to be really good fighters.
	No, they learned that the black school, the black kids learned that the schools in the white neighborhood sucked just as much because they were shitty urban public schools.
	And most of the people moved away.
	That's what happened.
	Yeah.
	Anyways, so I think that we're being told by entities such as Netflix and now HBO this narrative of sort of right-wing tyranny, say.
	But the opposite is the case.
	It's really liberal policy that is a disaster and results in the exact opposite of what it intends.
	You know what might end up happening is they're trying to portray Nazis as a threat, right?
	With all these different stupid shows like Hunters.
	And in the case of this HBO show, they might accidentally make people wary of government force.
	And so while they're people look outside and they go, I don't see any Nazis.
	But you did put an idea in my head that the government should never have too much power in case the government are racist.
	So maybe by painting Trump as a white supremacist and a Nazi, we're making everyone more libertarian and more anarchist, which is all right with me.
	So I did do some poking around into the book.
	I refused to pay money to read it, but it was published in 04.
	So I would assume that from what the show kind of presupposes, that it was kind of reactionary to the Bush election and how the, you know, there was obviously some screwy shit going around in that first presidential election for Bush.
	But it just happened to take that much time.
	And now it just fits in perfectly with what's going on, I guess, in our country now.
	But do you think that a guy like David said, like, you've watched The Wire, right?
	No.
	Okay.
	He's a very liberal guy, but all his shows are pretty fair.
	They take a good look from every angle, and they generally end up in sort of a gray area.
	He doesn't take like a super strong stance.
	Well, calling America Nazi Central is a pretty strong stance.
	Well, again, it was written by another guy, but produced by this guy, David Son.
	Do you think that at this point they're just throwing things in a blender and seeing what sticks and just putting it in front of us?
	Like, I don't even want to watch HBO anymore.
	I don't want paying $15 a month.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah, I'm canceling my HBO when I get home.
	But the thing about throwing things at the wall and see what sticks, American Sniper, when it came out, it made more money than any other movie that year combined.
	So doing pro-patriotic stuff pays.
	And then they do some PC movie like that, what was it, Mark Ruffilo movie about the fucking Tar Sands or some bullshit.
	I forget what it was, but it was a complete flop.
	So the fact that you can keep ignoring profitable films and profitable content really baffles me.
	Like, do people like hunters?
	Who the fuck watches that and goes, yeah, there probably was tons of Nazis around in the 60s?
	I want them to be.
	Well, last week you mentioned that show, the new on HBO.
	It's called Betty's.
	It's about girl skateboarders in New York.
	Anyone who's been near a skateboarder.
	What a crock of shit.
	Like, you hung out at Max Fish.
	You knew all those pro skateboarders.
	There are exactly like three girl pro-female skateboarders, and they're all terrible.
	They're all terrible.
	Even though they can barely stand up on it, and they're all lesbians and people of color.
	Yeah, to be a skateboarder, you have to literally want to roll around in the gutter and piss and shit and syringes.
	Not to mention the sport itself, especially modern skateboarding.
	Like when I was younger, it was about half pipes and riding around and stuff.
	But now it's like learning a new trick.
	So if you're not doing the latest trick, you're wasting your time.
	And if you're learning a new trick, you're ripping your ankles to shreds, you're wiping out, you're fucking breaking your elbow.
	Women don't enjoy that.
	Women don't enjoy constantly.
	Everything is going to come to a head.
	The Olympics will get postponed and stuff, but skating's going to be in the next Olympics.
	When the girls' event in the Olympics gets put on television, everyone is just going to, everyone's job will drop.
	I've seen it.
	Around the world.
	It's going to be hilarious.
	It's terrible.
	Female skateboarding X games.
	Well, look at Motocross.
	Have you seen the Motocross videos?
	They don't have the upper body strength to go up and down these jumps.
	Or even women's soccer.
	They're just wiping out.
	They're in the Olympics because they're going to have to let every country in.
	So you will have to let X amount of female skateboarders from, you know, Hungary.
	Oh, my God.
	Imagine the Turkey.
	It's going to be comic genius.
	I can't wait to see Romanian chicks bail.
	Look at this.
	They're just riding it the way like a talented 13-year-old would at your local skate park.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling, dude.
	Yeah, what a woman.
	They've ruined skateboarding.
	It's fun to list the things that the affirmative action has ruined.
	Like this whole like women rock thing has ruined skateboarding, comedy, the restaurant industry.
	I dated a girl back in like the early 90s who was a professional chef.
	And it was just the end of women who were chefs being treated like men.
	And they yell at you.
	They call you a piece of shit.
	Fuck you.
	They threaten you with knives.
	They burn you.
	They throw you in the freezer and lock it.
	And you sit there going, sorry, chef, sorry, chef.
	It's like Gestapo fucking green berets.
	And then women started complaining.
	And now it's a total milquetoast fucking profession that doesn't have the same honor.
	Same with, now as a Knight of Columbus, I'm not allowed to disparage the Knights of Columbus.
	So I have to tiptoe here.
	But let's just say the initiations for the Knights of Columbus have changed drastically over the past even five years.
	And that's not women, obviously, because women aren't allowed to join the Knights of Columbus.
	So men are also feminized and complaining and wanting less...
	Too hard.
	What if there was a pile of pillows there and a Hello Kitty thing?
	I remember I was just watching it and it wasn't like these are the worst skaters ever.
	It was just regular.
	Well, at least there's a good turnout.
	At least a lot of people are interested in watching women fall.
	Just no dads.
	Look at that.
	That's just like your friend Perry.
	This is the best way to respond to daddy issues, though, to be honest.
	This is just like a guy.
	West case scenario.
	This is your brother's friend.
	This is not what you pay tickets for.
	Hey, want to pay tickets to see me go, well, the men's can't be any better.
	I'm sure that's not packed.
	Remember that clip?
	I saw this recently.
	Some guy did like a quadruple.
	No, I don't know much about skateboarding, especially now, but like a six flip.
	Like he flipped six times and bailed hard.
	And Tony Hawk was one of the commenters and commentators.
	And he went, whoa, I can't believe you pulled that off.
	Like the guy was dying.
	He fell from 700 feet.
	And Tony Hawk was just blown away that he stuck.
	He went so high.
	Well, that's a different turnout, huh?
	Huh?
	That might be a dude.
	That is a dude.
	See, like with the chicks, you could fathom figuring it out, but you see this and you're like, well, I could spend seven years practicing and that's not happening for the old Gavirooni.
	You know what?
	They give good inspiration.
	That is a good idea.
	I got an angry letter today from a viewer telling me to stop saying Ollie kickflip.
	It's a kick flip.
	Yeah.
	All right, I apologize.
	We never watched that video of that really bad Ollie.
	What are you talking about?
	Speaking of skateboarding and breaking.
	Oh, that wipeout?
	Should we show that?
	Can you dig it up?
	Uh-huh.
	You guys want to see something harsh?
	Is it just an Ollie he does?
	I'm getting sweaty thinking about it.
	It's very emotional episode.
	We fucking ball our eyes out to Lexi Page and then we give ourselves the biggest heebie jeebies on earth.
	Is this it?
	No.
	Okay, well, there's a lot of these then.
	Well, it would be in your email.
	Okay.
	Maybe we'll take a call while you try to dig it up.
	Okay.
	We got localpolice.
	Mr. 843, you're on the line.
	One second.
	Oh, sure.
	I'm chewing.
	Okay.
	What are you eating?
	What are you eating, dude?
	Oh, rice.
	Ryan's favorite.
	That's kind of gay with both sides.
	Yellow.
	Just rice?
	Yeah, what the hell?
	Just rice and sesame sauce.
	High calories.
	Sesame sauce.
	Are you recovering from some sort of car accident?
	No, I like it.
	Dental surgery?
	Did you just take another bite, you bastard?
	You must commit to one or the other.
	One thing I want to see if you guys can fix.
	There's a delay between your video and my phone when I listen to the audio.
	I was wondering if you guys could sync those two.
	Between the phone.
	So when I'm waiting to get on the call, the video on my Roku matches to the audio on my phone.
	That's impossible.
	I'm sorry.
	It's always been like that.
	Even high-tech studios expect that.
	Okay, thanks for calling.
	That's the most annoying call.
	No, no, thanks for calling.
	Goodbye.
	Goodbye.
	Throw some stuff in his face with rice.
	Making me jealous.
	Did you find the...
	Okay, let's watch it.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	It's deleted.
	We have to find it some other way.
	Oh, is it like violence or something?
	Anyway, it's this guy who does an Ollie, and then he lands really hard on his arm, and his elbow goes punk, and his arm bends the exact wrong way.
	There might be another link in the comments.
	We got the Discord back.
	Discord, folks.
	Let's do the Discord.
	Yep.
	Next up is Jank.
	You're unmuted.
	Hey, can you hear me?
	Hey, man.
	Hey, how you doing?
	I'm good.
	How are you?
	My shit was not working before.
	All right.
	I mean, I only have a throwaway question, though.
	I just wanted to ask about Larry and I know the shutdown and everything.
	I don't know if you've talked to him and if the Larry Barnes thing is still going on.
	Yeah, I went to see him the other day.
	I gave him some dough.
	And I just today set up a haircut for him because he looked like a lunatic.
	He just was like, but I'm over this chinkin' pox thing.
	So I think we should start.
	I saw Gary on the street the other day.
	We're going to start doing those again.
	I don't want Larry to appear here looking like shit.
	So after I get him all haircutted up, I'm going to have we're going to start doing Larry and Gary again.
	I'd love that.
	And Larry and Gary.
	And suggestion, although I feel like he's better suited to doing something more nuanced.
	Lennox Lewis of Vander Holyfield.
	You know, I think he suggested that.
	One and two, and the highlights are 1,000 pounds.
	If you got hit by one of these hits, it'd knock your dick in the dirt.
	You'd be retarded for the rest of your life.
	Over and over and over again.
	No, I think with those two fights, too, like, didn't Lennox Lewis, he got destroyed in the first one, and then he was watching Hollyfield fight someone else.
	And as he's watching, he goes, holy shit, I think I can take him now.
	And then he asked for the next fight and won.
	Right.
	Well, and Holyfield got much more defensive, which I think is how Holyfield beat Tyson after Tyson got out of jail.
	And then they did the whole earbiting thing.
	He got very defensive.
	You think that's the way to beat Tyson?
	You be defensive?
	Yeah, Tyson got too frustrated and then bit the fucking guy.
	If I was going like this and Tyson hit me with a left hook, I'm still going off into outer space.
	You could have two mattresses on either side of your head.
	Dude, watch Lennox Lewis and Evander Holyfield.
	That's a gigantic guy.
	It's kind of weird looking on like when you see it on camera and it's two big guys against each other.
	It's that kind of resolution.
	It is two gigantic people.
	And they're just taking huge hips.
	This guy's delivery fucking rules.
	All right, man.
	Thanks for calling.
	Go to hashiwear.com.
	Thanks.
	What did he say?
	You go to hashiwear.com.
	I just like when he's like, and he fucking bit the guy.
	Next callie.
	No, we got to wrap up.
	Let's do one more.
	Did you give away the Heshy socks?
	I did.
	Okay.
	Last call.
	Last call for alcohol.
	Last call.
	It's Mixed Tofer.
	That's me.
	Hey, Kevin.
	Hey, Ryan.
	Hey, guys.
	I mean, hey, guy.
	I was looking for some professional guidance from you as a public filter.
	Wow, that's a lot of feedback.
	Some professional advice from you as a public figure that's had to deal with a lot of cancel culture.
	I don't really know how to deal with it too well.
	And it's, I don't know, it affects my daily, I guess, mental stability to, I don't feel like I can speak my mind anymore, I guess.
	So what you should do is just cower.
	Just dig a hole.
	Not say what's on your mind.
	Be constantly worried about getting fired.
	Don't ever get in trouble.
	Don't be brave.
	And just stop fighting.
	It's more the issue of like how they go after their livelihood.
	You know?
	Yeah, well, you know, I've known plenty of people to get canceled and plenty of people to be ostracized.
	You get a new job.
	How many fucking jobs I've had?
	How many things I've built from scratch?
	You can do it.
	And by the way, we're not talking about you showing up to your dentist's office, Zeke Heiling With a giant swastika gown.
	But if you want to like Trump at your job, you can like Trump at your job.
	This is America.
	If they want to fire you for liking Trump, trust me, you'll get another job again.
	It's not a job, but I get your point.
	What do you mean it's not a job?
	I run a daily show similar to yours, but on a platform owned by Microsoft, if you could imagine the heat.
	Well, if you have enough followers, then you'll get them.
	Like, I got fired from Blaze, and I'm making more money now with censored.tv than I was making with Blaze.
	But you had a larger platform when you moved, I assumed.
	Well, because I've been accruing this following of these people since 1994.
	You just keep hammering away at it like a woodchuck.
	Like, what are you wanting to say that you can't say?
	Just anything.
	It comes down to, like, if I don't like a movie, people go fucking nuts.
	If I don't like a certain book or a video game, whatever it is.
	If you have an opinion, that's not.
	You've got to die with your boots on, my man.
	This is America.
	Thank you for calling.
	And to the rest of the viewers there, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Now your mother threw away your best born old man.

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