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May 1, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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GOML LIVE #45 | F THE SPLC (Part 1 )

In front of the paywall, we try to understand why Netflix’s WACO has so many v-neck sweaters in it. Behind closed doors, we unleash a torrent of newly discovered SPLC crimes. part 2 only on Censored.TV

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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Jared Ginnis.
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New York City's weird tonight!
It's hot!
It's especially weird.
It's cold, it's rainy.
I don't know, man.
I'm over this, but no one's caught up with me yet.
So I'm walking around and it's just fucking bums and weirdos and all that stuff that they were talking about in Taxi Driver.
Maybe this will be the real rain that comes along and cleans the streets.
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You don't have to say www dot.
Okay?
It's not 1999.
You just say the thing.
Did you also know this, you fucking retard?
You can just type whatever you want in the URL bar at the top.
What is 3 million divided by 240,000?
The answer will appear.
Although, I gotta say, I'm a brave guy, in every sense of the word, and I use brave as a browser.
Brave isn't good at that.
There's some weird things with brave.
Maybe I haven't updated all my flash, but I find less videos play.
I can't do my weird question like, what's 331 million divided by 1.7 million?
Which you can do in Chrome super easy, but Brave doesn't do it great.
And sometimes you'll look up something like Ryan Katsu Rivera's tits, right?
And it'll have zero results.
Zero results?
That's DuckDuckGo's fault.
That's DuckDuckGo's, sorry.
Just show me, like, A. Ryan's tits.
There's no related proof at all?
Yeah, there's not any tits.
It's very rare on Chrome where you put something in and they have nothing.
Alright.
Uh this is a weird time of the week because normally on this show we could play like the Rolling Stones and it's legal because we say um that was the song written in 1968 you can't always get what you want blah blah blah and talk about the song so it's got editorial context but I am on such a pube Over at RedTube, I mean RedTube.
Wow, what are you doing over there?
Whoops.
Jesus.
Over at YouTube, that it's only, it's like, this is, every video is the last video on YouTube.
So I can't play any music that's not certified.
Anytime I have a picture, like, if I say the word Star Wars, I get a warning from them saying, you're really fucking, I think the reason I'm still there though, Is because of Stephen Crowder.
The reason you can see me on YouTube right now is because of Stephen Crowder.
Here's my theory.
My theory is Stephen spent a lot of money and got very organized with a legal team when they started fucking with him.
And I don't care if your company is worth 500 billion dollars.
You have a legal team and they are very risk adverse.
So, they can fire Ryan, they can get rid of Nick Fuentes, they can get rid of these people who don't have access to tons of money, but then they go, the pros and cons of getting rid of Crowder, we're in court, we look bad, it's bad for the brand, we spend $300,000 getting rid of him, and just let him be.
And I think because I raised a quarter mil for the SPLC, which we'll be talking about Behind the paywall in half an hour Because I used Beastie Boys footage song in the clip so we can't show it here I think because they saw me raise a quarter mil to fight the SPLC they go.
He's got money raising powers and Let's just let him be we'll just terrorize them a lot Maybe if we give him like 900 strikes for songs and using Ricky Gervais the office clips Then we can get him that way That is my theory.
What if they would ban you because of what the SPLC said?
They would use that as a source normally to ban you, right?
No, no, no, no, no.
Because that's going to come up in court with the discovery and help my case.
Exactly.
That's why they're not doing it, maybe.
Yeah, I think there's a lot of people out there who hate me so much they're scared of increasing my damages.
Right.
I'm doing great for money.
So if I win 10 million from the SPLC, I'm going to have the most insane party of all time.
Madonna's gonna be there.
I remember we interviewed this band at Vice like in the 90s.
What the hell were they called?
They were like a fuzz metal surf band.
King Rock.
What the fuck were they called?
Anyway, they were really cool and they were total zofed out surfer dudes and I said, so what are you guys going to do if you become famous?
What if you become the number one band in the world?
And they go, oh dude, we're going to have a huge fucking party with free beer and fucking Madonna's going to be there.
That was the big thing in the 90s.
You're so rich, Madonna's at your party.
Now, if you saw Madonna at your party, this fucking porn granny, you just go, oh, hi.
You can go masturbate, I guess, in the bathroom or something.
I've been watching Waco.
I was just watching Waco before I drove down to a Will Smith movie called I Am Legend that is our office.
And it's a great show.
Are we allowed?
Are we going to get fucked if we?
How is Netflix with all this stuff?
Good question.
Good question.
I like your tone.
It's didactic.
You've got some good cadence there.
But it's kind of freaking me out because Netflix is a propaganda tool.
And it's basically run by Barack Obama.
But I have a feeling, unlike the Chinese, these propagandists.
All right, that's enough.
Don't show anymore.
Are inept.
For example, there was a documentary that Barack Obama produced on Netflix about Chinese factories, and the premise seemed to be, you know what, we can work with China, and globalism is fine, and the unions, we can work with unions, and let's let the Chinese in here, and we can build factories over there, and we're all friends, and American Factory it was called.
And that, you can tell that's what they're going for.
They're going for, China's not the enemy, globalism isn't bad, we don't need borders, let's let Chinese people build factories here.
But if you have eyeballs on your face, you see these Chinese workers working like 10 months a year without seeing their fucking kids.
And you go, you live in hell.
Shithole doesn't begin to cover it.
You live in a horrible country that puts factory work over family.
And I was saying to my wife tonight, I go, if you, uh, if you don't see your kids for 10 months, cause they're with your, your parents and you're at some fucking factory in Beijing, 800 miles away, you have given them up for adoption.
Are you a parent?
If you see your kids for like a month, a year?
No, you're a cool uncle.
So anyway, I think Barack Obama is such a turd that he fucked up his propaganda.
Which goes back to that thing we were wondering when he talks about the wage gap with men and women.
They make 70 cents on the dollar!
Have you not googled that, dude?
Not for the same work, fucknuts.
He called Barack Obama fucknuts.
We should get him off of YouTube.
Well, I'll be dipped in shit.
So...
I saw Waco is like their new Tiger King over at Netflix.
And we're all talking about Netflix these days.
And I thought, I sent you all those sweater of sweaters.
I just gave away the ending.
And I was confused because I don't get to the sweaters yet.
I was confused because I thought, how can anyone on earth actually anyone in outer space How can an alien look at the Waco scenario and not hate the government?
You can hate David Koresh.
He did marry a 14-year-old.
It was legal at the time.
That Texas is fucked up.
But, uh, you can hate David Koresh for his polygamy.
I don't have a problem with that.
I'm not a huge polygamy guy, especially with a teenage daughter myself.
But, uh, This is how you get a polygamist, if it's illegal in your state, or someone dealing guns.
You catch him on his jog.
You tackle him to the ground.
So they fucking killed tons of these people.
Like, I am...
I don't have a problem with the Branch Davidians outside of the young girls.
I don't have a problem with people being so Christian.
I mean, that's what Hasidism is, right?
You're just very, very religious.
You read the Torah all day.
They were very, very Christian.
They read the Bible all day.
So that's something I'm beeswaxed.
The fact that they went in there and killed women and children to save their own ass because people were doobies of the ATF and they wanted a heroic story.
How can you not hate the state?
Now, this is a time in America where the state is telling us we have to wear masks, we can't go outdoors, all the pussies are coming out.
This thing has been a boon for the tattletale communist pussy community.
For the snitch community.
They're really thriving right now.
It is a disaster!
It's wildly un-American.
And so I would think if you are a globalist, like Barack Obama, and you want to push Netflix propaganda, Waco should be the last thing you show.
Because it is one of the most egregious examples of the state overstepping their boundaries.
So I'm watching it with my broad, and she's a lib, and even she was saying, yeah, there's no way you could take away that the state is the hero in this.
There are heroes, there's like a couple of cool FBI guys, but we all know that as adults, that there's no big monolithic evil group where everyone's a bad guy.
But a more important takeaway with this film is the fucking sweaters.
It's ridiculous.
That is the only sweater on the show that's not a v-neck.
But the main negotiator has a different v-neck sweater every day.
There's one of the Branch Davidians.
That's another leased v-neck.
Now, I'm sorry.
I didn't know this when I started watching the show.
I would have had a hundred of these.
But the main guy who looks so Slovakian, that dude, you know him from all the New York movies.
Michael Shannon?
Oh, you even do a Michael Shannon?
Yeah.
Detective Nelson Van Olden.
Well, put the camera on yourself when you're talking there, boy.
Detective Nelson Van Olden.
So you just talk slow and you're doing an imitation of the guy?
It's from Boardwalk Empire.
Oh, okay.
It's just you talking slow.
So anyway, he has a different V-neck sweater in every scene, every day, which means that when he packed his bags to go somewhere, he packed seven sweaters.
How long was, Waco I think was eight days.
You packed eight different sweaters?
Dude, first of all, Texas is never cold.
So you never need a sweater in Texas.
But secondly, who packs a different V-necks?
I think everyone, each one will be the same.
Everyone's fine with you having one sweater for your entire trip.
Look at that.
I hate that look, too.
That fucking pisses me off.
That's the thing with guys in finance in New York City.
They have this look all winter where it's a blazer, tie, and a dress shirt.
By the way, this is a very thin kind of a summery suit.
I am on fire in December when I wear this outside, okay?
But they add this ingredient that is infuriating.
It's a sweater that has a collar.
The collar's up.
It's not a huge collar, but the collar's up.
And then there's a zip.
So you could zip it like this.
I think it's a ski sweater, really.
You could zip it like this, like a turtleneck.
But they are rebels, so they have it zipped all the way down, which is about to here.
And there's a steel zipper thing that looks... With a circle?
Yeah, with a circle on a sphere on the end, not a circle.
And it looks like some sort of miniature sex toy.
Like some sort of strap on.
And they have that on.
And it's purely for fashion because offices are all 70 degrees.
Wall Street is 70 degrees.
So you're sitting there cooking in your little fucking chemise.
I hate it!
And then when it gets to be spring, they wear this Patagonia thing with the quilted little tubes.
They all wear it!
The conformity in the upper middle class New York City finance people is like bordering on stormtroopers.
Which reminds me of Heshy Sox.
And we're going to have a bunch of giveaways behind the paywall of Heshy socks and other fun stuff.
In fact, last show was so hysterical that Heshy, our sponsor, called us and upped the ante and had us give out more free socks.
I think you've got a pair right there, Ryan.
I do.
Now you said that you use those as a teddy bear and you sleep with them.
You don't want to put them on your feet.
Yep.
I did.
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Fashion socks for work or play.
And then our ad guy has put in brackets sex.
So I guess you should have sex with these on.
Actually, women look great in bed with socks, don't they?
I think I prefer socks to heels.
I never quite got into the sneakers thing.
With intercourse.
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You are...
You're like someone who's hit by a car.
What do you mean?
Why didn't you do narration on top of that?
I did.
You don't, you didn't hear it again?
No.
Was it in your headphones?
Yeah.
Here, look, check it out.
This is the weirdest thing.
This is not interesting to people at home.
Okay, okay, that's fine.
That's weird, though.
That's WEIRD, though.
Like, I don't understand why it doesn't come through.
That's like the only time that I've needed headphones on this show and it drives me nuts that Howard Stern and Joe Rogan wear headphones.
I did a podcast you can find on my YouTube channel called, Can I ask you a question?
And I shot it at Red Bull Studios and they have super, they have infinite money.
So I had these amazing headphones and I'm sitting there talking to like Justin Theroux and we can hear It's like AMSR shit.
We can hear like our spit.
It's really distracting.
And I don't understand why Howard Stern, who makes $90 million a year, needs to have headphones.
Just have it come out of a speaker.
All my interviews, all my phone calls tonight will come out of that speaker.
And I'll hear them fine, and they won't reverberate through my mic.
The technology has improved.
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And then behind the paywall, I'm giving away two pairs of Heshy socks to caller one and two.
Not to criticize our sales guy, but he puts sex in brackets, right?
And when he's talking about for work or play, but they're men's socks.
So he's suggesting men wear these during intercourse, which is not a great look.
No.
No, women do well with socks.
There's some basic rules with nudity and intercourse.
Men look good with jeans on and no shirt, even if they're fat.
When they wear a shirt with no pants, they look like piglet, no matter what.
Women, on the other hand, look like strange, offensive lesbians when they just wear pants with no shirt.
But with a shirt and no pants, they always look fantastic, even if they're fat.
And as far as socks go, during intercourse, women look cozy and fun, and men look like Elliot Spitzer.
That was his thing.
See what I'm saying?
I hate living... These YouTube shows are like living in a communist country.
Because even that clip ago... Are we gonna get in trouble for that clip?
For that one?
Yeah, I don't know.
You're in a state of fear.
This is what communism is like.
This is what socialism is like.
Are we in trouble?
Did we do something wrong?
Was I bad?
Are you mad?
Am I going away?
Am I fired?
Am I cut out?
Boy, they're really cracking down on the old GOML.
I was telling our subscribers yesterday that Sky News is banned us in Britain.
We're getting banned in New Zealand.
Google is taking my mass emails and sending them into spam.
I advertised on Drudge and Drudge was all for it.
Yes, please.
And Google killed the ad.
So when you went to the Drudge Report, where my ad was up, it was just a blank space.
That was too much of indecence.
It is indecent.
And I did that Discord the other day, and some guy was defending socialism, and I assumed he was going to use Denmark or Finland or something, and I'm very well prepared to point out that those places are not the socialist utopias you think they are.
Which is why, by the way, we're promoting the concept of invading Greenland.
And we used to want Trump to do it, but Denmark owns Greenland.
They have a standing army of 12,000.
We have 16,000 subscribers.
This show could take over Greenland.
And I don't know why I'm matching the armies.
Are we all both gonna die?
No, I think we'll like kill 10 Denmark soldiers and they'll go, all right, all right, all right.
Hold your wisht, calm down.
Because there's unbelievable resources opening up here with ice melting.
Did you mention the caller's example of the... Oh yeah, sorry, sorry, tangent.
So he... I go, give me an example of socialism or communism working.
He goes, Soviet Russia.
My guy.
My guy.
And I've actually never heard that before.
Actually, when James O'Keefe exposed the Bernie Bros and we heard them defending gulags, I thought, oh, that's a new one.
I had assumed like the gulag archipelago had shown you that Soviet Russia was Hell on earth.
And the best way to defend social movements was to say, no, that wasn't us.
We have a better idea.
But to double down and go, no, that's us.
That's like a cop saying, you say police brutality is a problem and they go, no, it's not.
And you go, what about when they shoved that pole up Abner Louima's ass?
And then the pro cop guy goes, yeah, he deserved it.
He was a bitch.
Whoa.
You're supposed to say, all cops hate Justin Volpe.
That was a terrible moment in NYPD history.
But that's not, the left is like, no, I like gulags.
I like living in constant fear of my mother ratting me out to the Soviet Union, where I have to go to re-education camp.
And they talked, remember?
Project Veritas exposed them talking about sending us conservatives, or I hate the word conservative, but like non-liberals, non-fans of Barack and Hillary, sending us to re-education camps to quote-unquote, teach us how not to be Nazis.
That doesn't look fun.
Looks great.
If you want to lose weight.
It worked for the government, I'm sure.
Yeah.
You didn't ask?
I gotta explain this to my daughter.
I saw her watching these videos for school today and it was like Birmingham, Alabama and black people being, you know, firebombed and killed and Martin Luther King, which is all great.
She has to know all that stuff.
But I can tell the subtext is that we're a horrible racist country and we did horrible things.
And then you become the bad guy where you're like, you know, Martin Luther King was no saint.
Right here, not Archie Bunker.
And then you're not helping your cause any because like, my dad said Martin Luther King was a piece of shit.
No, but can, hey teachers, with our kids, can you stop like regurgitating our worst moments again and again and again?
It's almost like we're in a divorce and you're like, your father got drunk one Christmas Eve and threw up under the Christmas tree.
Here's a video of it.
Do a book report on it.
Yeah.
I'm sorry, half a century ago, I was a shitty person.
You know, if they said only men... You know, if it was didactic... This is Trump if he got hit by a car, God forbid.
This is Trump if he had your IQ.
But you love the American people, okay?
No, but if they said just crappy stuff about Martin Luther King, I feel like you would be like, well no, he also did some good stuff too, so it's about being fair and honest.
Of course I would, yeah.
Yeah, I just don't like the propaganda she gets.
She's like a superhero, where he was perfect.
Yeah, like the other assignment she had, I've already talked about this on the show, where there's a 50s housewife in high heels vacuuming.
And the question is, is this woman happy?
And you know what you're supposed to say.
God forbid you say yes.
Yeah, it's happened to me.
She's wearing high heels.
She's in hell.
She's in a fucking commercial.
Would you like her to have a shit-stained t-shirt on?
Some heshy socks?
The fuck?
And by the way, she's not even in a commercial.
She's a drawing in a commercial.
She's a watercolor painting in a commercial.
I'm sorry that she looks so fancy.
The artists were not thinking about how comfortable this cartoon was.
Should the artists have drawn some zits on her ass?
Fuck.
All right, let's go behind the paywall.
This is our last read.
And we've got a fun video about the SPLC.
We're going to be taking some calls.
We're going to be going through the news.
I've got a fun theory.
I'm obsessed with David Shortell, the guy who was there 15 minutes before Roger Stone was busted.
15 minutes and you weren't tipped off?
No, I'm just really good at stakeouts.
Really?
What were some of your other stakeouts?
None.
Hmm, that's interesting.
I'm just gonna go to Citi Field now and when Cespedes is up, I'm going to be taking his place and literally knocking it out of the park.
Because I'm lucky like you, David Chortel, but I have a theory that he's fucking this Polance chick and she threw him that scoop so he wouldn't dump her fat ass.
Anyway, we can talk like that behind the paywall out of the eyes and ears of Soviet Russia and the bots.
Even try to get a signature from somebody from a concert that you saw just waiting at that door, just waiting for them to come out.
Good luck.
And that's not even a stakeout.
Okay, that's kind of not really where I was going with my analogy.
My analogy was you are the best at the world at something you tried once.
Right, but mine is the actual stakeout itself.
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It's like the Proud Boys when we talk about the tenets of our bylaws.
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The lower third?
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Um, and then we'll have the Heshy Sock giveaway after this post.
Alright, so, that's half an hour into the show.
I'm sorry, freeloaders, that I give you so little and bombard you with so much advertising, but, uh, nothing's free.
I remember in Vice days, we were a free magazine, right?
Because we realized, far into the game, that charging for the price, cover price, barely covers putting it in magazine shops.
So let's just put them everywhere for free and we'll lose like 40 bucks a month and then we said people could subscribe and so we'd say okay well we'll just charge us charge you postage so it's like 50 bucks a year whatever the fuck it was and then we get all pissy and say you said it was free!
What?
This is, I'm noticing this with COVID too.
Like Howard Stern was bitching about COVID and he was saying, Trump was supposed to protect us.
That's his job.
And now we all have this fucking flu.
Fuck him.
Tim Heidecker was doing the same thing, screaming at Trump.
Trump, how did you let this happen?
And you go, every single country in the world had this ridiculous, exaggerated pandemic.
But you're mad at Trump, and it's just like a kid, like, Dad!
I wasn't, no one asked me to prom.
What the fuck's the matter with you?
People just want to give up their liberties.
I want, not only will I wear a mask and stay inside, I want you to.
And why is there even a disease in the first place?
You're my boss.
You're the king.
You're God.
You should have made it go away.
You should have got fired.
You should get in trouble.
Be brave.
And never stop fighting.
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