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April 7, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E147 - WHO KILLED JFK？ [2020-04-07 - S02E147 - WHO KILLED JFK？]
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Hi, I'm Roger Stone.
Let's start the show!
And maybe one day I'll be rising.
Cause maybe one day I'll be further from here.
Live from New York.
It's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.
On the Valo, it's gonna be happy birthday.
You gotta see this video.
Every rapper has to have them.
Hard-working sexuality.
Shit, too, and middle-class white kids.
Oh, look, he's got a Nazi honor.
So stop, stop, stop.
Go back to the beginning.
So this is the rapper Logic, yo.
Yo, what's up?
I'm a rapper.
How embarrassing.
And no, wait, go back to the very beginning.
Now, based on true stories.
So this is just a sweet, innocent family crossing the border.
Hey, stupid bitch.
Why are you bringing a newborn on one of the most treacherous journeys available on the entire North American continent?
Like, it's a brutal three-day hike through the desert that a lot of people die from.
And you're bringing a newborn?
Like, you're not supposed to bring a newborn outside, really.
They're very delicate human beings.
And you're taking yours.
Thank God it's just a plastic baby.
So then he goes, no, no, please, sir.
No, please.
By the way, illegals have been caught repeatedly bringing children, not their own children, with them on these trips.
Now, in this part, play the volume too.
He's taking her baby away.
I'm not sure they do that.
I don't think they do that.
We'll have to look into that.
But say they did.
What did you think was going to happen?
You're doing a crime.
You brought a newborn to a drug deal.
You brought a newborn to a bank robbery.
So this is a very negligent woman.
But she just wants a better life.
Oh, fuck off.
Northern Mexico is not a fucking death zone.
You'll just live.
And maybe you could wait until your baby's a little older, or maybe you could get over there, get enough money to send me a plane ticket when you get over there for a while and the baby's three.
Look at her.
So that's phase one of this ridiculous video, but it gets a lot crazier.
Apparently, America is Naziville.
You see, the show Hunters, which we were laughing at, has become reality.
That's just a documentary now.
And now rappers, rich white rappers, are singing about how America's all Nazis.
You see this family.
By the way, you're supposed to feel disdain for this.
When you see this kind of opulence compared to Mexico, you're supposed to, look, look, Nazi.
Did you see that?
He has a Nazi grandfather with an iron cross just on his mantelpiece.
You know, when you go to someone's house and they have Nazis hanging around and you're like, oh, dad was a, grandfather was a Nazi?
Yeah.
We're really proud of him.
And we want our kids to be Nazis too.
We're practicing the Nazi arts.
Oh, okay.
Cool.
Cool.
I have no problem with that.
And it's not like words are going to get out and you're going to be total pariahs in your community.
No, people will just be.
So that's where the Amish people live.
There's Nazis in that house.
And then that house, that's that architect, Barbara, the lesbian.
Yeah, she lives on the corner.
And look, look, they're constantly pushing Nazi shit on their toddlers.
You know how it is.
I don't think you can buy, like, where'd they get this prop for this movie?
I don't think it's legal to sell Nazi paraphernalia.
It was probably a real challenge just to get this hat for this shoot because that's how disgusted everyone in America is with the concept of Nazis.
This is not a thing, okay?
There are not rich upper class Nazis who are training their toddlers to continue the tradition of the fucking Nazis.
What?
What?
You might as well have Pole Pot on the wall and they're training their kid to worship Pol Pot.
Look at that.
Well, I love this part too.
So this middle class family, there's Nazi stuff there.
And that's, by the way, that's a Nazi flag, according to this guy.
Their son is just like an upper middle class skinhead.
Nazi skinhead.
You know how they are, those upper middle class Nazi skins.
Go ahead.
By the way, this always bugs me.
They never get skinheads right.
Skinheads and punks did parallel stitching, I mean parallel laces, right?
And when you get to the top, you wrap around the boot twice and you have a tiny little thing that you then, little laces that you then tuck into the boot.
You don't have big Ronald McDonald laces hanging down.
Get your details right, dickweeds.
All right, so what do we do here?
We put little kids.
There's an entire school bus of illegal kids.
But it's actually a pretty good song.
Turn it up a bit.
Oh, they break into the movie again?
I'm just a little boy looking for a better life.
And again, I've said this a few times.
What are we supposed to do when we get a 40-year-old man and a 10-year-old boy crossing the border illegally?
Am I supposed to put a little boy in a holding cell with adults so he can get raped?
No, you don't put little kids into adult prisons.
That's why we have juvenile delinquents, why we have juvie, and why we have prison.
And all the pictures of cages you're seeing Are from Obama.
What's he saying?
Like, whenever I say this was a documentary, when I see little kids in cages, I think of negligent parents.
Wait, what's going on?
Someone bought him?
He's a rescue.
He's a slave now.
You go to those holding cells, and you can just buy Mexican illegals.
Wait, so a family of Nazis adopted him?
What the hell is going on?
2025 is the future.
Oh, I see.
Oh, wait, what?
Just pause.
I think I get it.
I think I get it now.
So that illegal kid lost his mother, didn't meet his baby brother.
He grew up, so I guess we took him in.
That doesn't sound like a very Nazi society, but now he's running into that guy who is the baby, the guy blowing out the candles at the beginning.
And he's, you know, your typical Nazi in school, because there's tons of Nazis.
When I was in school in the 80s, you did have a couple Nazi skinheads.
Today, it's unfathomable.
So this isn't a thing.
Turn it up.
Wait a minute, so that...
Like Andrew Englin, he's in fucking Southeast Asia right now, surrounded with Mong Takbai and people who go on Ibai.
So he would probably be dating her.
Wait, go back, go back.
It's Louie Gu's mom.
Yeah.
Now go back to the notepad with the swastika backwards.
Oh, so that's his girlfriend?
And he's meeting their parents?
What's the matter with him?
Did you see his face as he's hugging her?
Hey, I meet parent.
So then he's working his notebook.
He's doing his homework.
And now he's a grown-up, still working hard, always working and doing my schoolwork.
Oh, and that's the Nazi.
Okay.
So the Nazi has been going to Nazi school all this time and wearing Nazi hats since he was a baby.
And he still can't draw a swastika graph.
Oh, it says, Death to the Jews, get out of my country, make America great again.
Wait, is that what it says?
Death to the Jews.
White again.
Ah.
Make America white again.
Show your face.
As of right now, it's impossible.
But I could do this.
Here I am.
I want to do a thing on all the pundits' various terrible home studios.
We built this in three days.
We just brought the lights from the studio, and I'm sorry to brag, but it is 146% better than the very best CNN.
You got to see Brian Stettler's fucking house.
It's pathetic.
Even Roger Stone, who we have on the show today, every time we Skype him, his home studio looks great and the audio is always perfect.
All right, go back to that video.
Fucking Nazis.
These poor illegals are always getting...
This guy is all about racism.
You want to find racism?
Check out the literal race war going on in South Central.
And the Hispanics are winning.
Mexicans are murdering blacks.
Okay, do you want to rap about that a little bit, yo?
Can you imagine if a Nazi skinhead was in a high school anywhere in America and was yelling at some Asian chick, it would be on Daily Mail UK the next day.
It would be international news.
Hey, my brother.
You're doing a great job, and you're doing your homework, and you're really handsome and smart, and you're the captain of the football team.
Wait, is that the same kid that grew up?
That was the fat Mexican?
No.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, he became a hunk.
The worst casting I've ever seen.
No, hey.
He mortified an ugly 12-year-old to a male model.
I love you.
I know it's hard for you.
There's a lot of Nazis out there.
Nobody recognizes you no more.
I know it's difficult.
I know since your face transplant.
There's logic to the left.
There's logic.
How ironic, eh?
That his name is Logic.
Fuck the wall, yo.
Wow.
Wow.
Imagine hanging out with these guys.
Oh, that's the guy from...
What's One Republic?
Some other gay boy.
Look, he's got a PhD in neurosurgery.
You're a great skinhead.
Why wouldn't he shave his head if he's such a skinhead?
Oh, look at this.
So here they are learning.
These are proud boys, I assume, in his narration.
This is our country.
It's our land.
We stole it fair and square.
Nazis.
There's Nazis in their papers that they printed out.
Yeah, there's to-do what?
It's a to-do list of different minorities to kill.
Blacks say black pride, nothing wrong with whites saying white pride.
We will fight for our family.
No one will stand in our way.
If this guy's a skinhead his whole life, why does he have long hair?
Look at his giant iron cross on his bomber jacket.
Fight for our family.
No one will stand in our way.
We'll do whatever's going on.
I love you.
Does they say this every night?
Look, they got the laces wrong again.
2034.
In the future now.
Now Michael Pinas.
Oh, look.
He's like.
for three times.
He really is a surgeon.
And that rich guy is still a broke skinhead.
When we were at his birthday party At the beginning of this video, he was rich.
Like that house was a $1.5 million house.
It probably wasn't in Manhattan, obviously.
So it was probably, you know, a house that nice in the rest of America outside of New York City and LA is probably like, I mean, to be affording a house like that, you're probably making like a quarter mil a year.
And this is where he ended up?
This is the moral of this movie is don't be a Nazi skinhead.
You'll end up poor.
And what is this guy's problem?
Oh, he's bugging a mixed race couple.
Just pause, pause.
I don't think that's what happened.
I think this guy Oh His skinhead Is like Why are you talking To this black dude I love how this video is so badly done.
You have to sit and decipher it.
Right.
The guy with the beard is the guy who was blowing out his candles at the beginning.
Hate is learned.
Somebody's trying to kill my life?
Is that how he says life?
or kill my light.
Get out of this fucking face!
Get him off!
Unjustified violence is what happened.
Wait, go back.
This is a good thing.
Who tripped him?
A non-white.
So they're going through their thing.
He's coming up with a knife.
Black guy trips him.
And he falls on his own knife.
How does that work?
When you fall, you invert your hands.
Oh, look out.
I'm falling.
I barely have any time to stab myself.
Fuck!
I'm not gonna kill you.
You're not gonna kill me.
I'm not gonna kill you.
I'm not gonna kill you.
Yeah, and skinheads.
Skinheads don't use the ambulance.
They drag their brethren.
Ambulances are for N's and J's.
Oh, it's the surgeon.
No.
Yes.
It's the illegal.
What the hell?
Yeah, he's cleaning off the black and Asian.
All the people that he shat on.
They're all illegal aliens.
Let me guess.
Wait.
They don't help him?
don't help them.
Wait, wait, wait, what did he say?
It's okay, man.
It's okay to be a Nazi.
Because we're diverse, too.
You're allowed to be whatever you're doing.
Hey, man, I hate Jews too.
I'm Mexican.
But I got your back, man.
Let's just not talk about the blacks.
Because they're here.
Meet me later.
After.
We're bigger people than that.
I save anybody, even Nazis.
Yeah, you're supposed to.
That's your job.
Oh, my God.
Whoa, that was a doozy.
Wow.
That was the best sci-fi video I've ever seen.
Wow.
Here's what bugs me about this fictional world of Nazis on every corner.
There's racism I talked about.
If you're looking, you're worried about black people.
I am too.
20 are murdered a day in gang violence.
Let's legalize drugs and the stupid drug war.
Let's abolish welfare, bring the black family back.
The lack of fathers is what's behind this massive crime problem in the black community.
If you're worried about blacks under siege from other races, you might want to check into illegal Mexicans, like the ones that sneak over the border and what they're doing, what MS-13 is doing to innocent black families all over Compton and south central Los Angeles.
There's plenty there.
You know, if you're looking for sexism, we got Islam, we have Muhammad, we have the Quran itself, but we also have a whole cabal of these very curious, what appear to be jihadi training camps where a boy was just starved to death in New Mexico.
No prosecution, by the way.
Proud boys get four years.
The guy who starves his children to death on some sort of stupid Muslim ritual, no news, no problem, no probation.
If you're worried about anti-Semitism, we've got it all over Brooklyn with the black Hebrew Israelites who laugh at the Holocaust and who recently killed two Orthodox Jews.
Now, I'm sure there's normal black Hebrew Israelites in other parts of the country, but in Brooklyn, in Crown Heights, they are trying to murder Jews.
We have black kids attacking Hasidim in Williamsburg.
So there's plenty of injustice if your whole deal is fucking justice, yo.
I can give you a litany of examples, but you don't like them.
You want it to be a particular bad guy, a Nazi skinhead from the 80s, who, by the way, was a silly fashion fad that didn't really go anywhere or get good at it.
It was just they were there to antagonize white middle-class punks who they thought were pussies.
And that was me.
And they did antagonize me.
But they weren't out there stabbing black people and fucking screaming at visible minorities in class.
What?
So, sorry, that whole diatribe was to say, what I don't get and what I find disturbing is that you want that to be true.
That there is the crux.
That there, I'm at the point now where I'm starting to think it's a genetic trait that white people have, where they love guilt and they want to be the bad guy.
Like when 9-11 happened and they go, it can't be Arabs.
It had to be me.
It was George Bush.
It was someone who looks like me.
It could be daddy issues.
You know, we hate old white men who are strict because they symbolize daddy.
And so that's why everyone hates Trump because he's dad and he's telling us it's bedtime.
That's why they say smash the patriarchy because they don't like patriarchs.
Maybe.
But what do you got there?
Not even close.
This and this is conservative.
That's considerable, yeah.
That's consistent.
But you got skinny face in the middle there, the East Indian hunk.
His whole bone structure just moral.
He's got a skinny face.
His lips shrunk, then grew again.
Yeah.
What the hell happened?
Yeah.
Why do you want it to be true?
Why do you want there to be Nazis hiding on every corner?
When you look at the Southern Poverty Law Center's hate map, you go, yeah.
And you believe it.
You don't look into any of those dots and find out one of them is just a Christian place.
One of them just says maybe gays shouldn't be at the top of the list for adoption.
One of them is just a conservative pro-family place that doesn't like gay marriage or something.
You look at that map and you go, yeah, I want that to be true.
That doesn't look absurd to me.
Why?
Anyway, we're not talking about the virus this episode.
We've got a little treat for you.
Roger Stone is going to come on the show, and he obviously can't discuss his case, which I find to be fascist, really.
It's draconian, that this man is being persecuted by the deep state, and he's not allowed to discuss or defend himself.
So we won't be talking about the fact that he's about to go to prison.
What was he sentenced to?
Have they done the sentencing yet?
I thought it was three years.
Let me check.
Because he's appealing it, and we have all this shit about the jury being biased that Jacob Wall brought to the forefront in that press conference that we had on the show.
And the judge has denied there was any bias whatsoever in her decision.
Oh.
So the judge has judged that this judge is top quality.
Three years and four months.
Three years and four months.
Oh, and they said that he could remain out during his appeal.
That was it.
That's why I didn't take the sentencing seriously.
John and Max were supposed to be able to be out while they awaited their appeal, but no, they're too dangerous.
So they're literally in maximum security prisons.
Please write to them.
You'll see their address at the end of the show.
Just write like a paragraph and send it to them.
They're under basically solitary confinement right now because of this corona thing, so they can't leave their cells at all.
So they're going a little nuts.
And if you go on Amazon, you can buy them a book or something and then just type their address into the shipping on Amazon.
It'll go straight to the prison.
You don't have to deal with any of that shit.
Can you send printed articles?
Yeah, you can send printed articles.
You can also go on JPEG and email them.
Huh.
Yeah, and that's a cheap, it's like 30 cents an email or something.
When you're emailing them, though, on JPEG, you can't send too many pictures, and I'm not sure if you can send links.
I think it's four images total is what they said on Milo show.
By the way, go to 1-1.
Speaking of this, there's all these Antifa Twitter accounts, right?
That are out there doxing conservatives.
But I was looking at this guy.
He's called Garfield but Antifascist.
And he goes, this account is dedicated to Heather Heyer, Mula Gata Sarah, and Ivan Bronecrusher Kosorsky, whatever.
So I'm always interested in evidence of this Nazi scourge.
And Heather Heyer, right, was a woman who was hit by a car or had a heart attack as a car screeched by her from a mentally ill driver who had just been spooked by another Antifa with a gun, who had a machine, not a machine gun, but an AR-15.
And he was a member of Redneck Revolt.
An Antifa group.
And he bragged about it.
Yeah, and he bragged about spooking him.
So that's not a great example.
This guy, Mulagata Seurat, is a bona fide victim of Nazi skinheads that were in a hate group that murdered an Ethiopian in 1985 or six.
So that's how far back they have to go for a case.
And then finally, this guy, Ivan Bonecrusher, what's his name?
Petorski.
This is in Russia.
This is in Moscow.
A few years ago, there was a sharp skin who was always fighting what he deemed to be fascists.
So who knows what happened with him?
He fought the wrong guy and got killed.
Again, those are three cases.
You have to go back like decades to accrue them all, and they're all pretty flimsy.
Not exactly a pattern here.
Anyway, shall we jump to old Roger Stone?
I'm going to ask him a non-related question.
I want to find out who killed JFK.
There's basically three prominent theories.
There's one, it's the CIA, the deep state.
They didn't like him because I'm not sure why they hated him so much.
We'll find out.
Others say it's Lyndon Johnson.
He was vice president.
He wanted to be moved up to the top.
And he was after JFK died.
And then third, it was the mob.
Joe Kennedy was running liquor from Canada down to the States during all of Prohibition.
He made great ties with the mob, made millions upon millions of dollars.
And the mob helped him get his son elected.
And then he fucked over the mob.
JFK started prosecuting mob members.
So they wanted him dead.
So which of the three killed JFK?
Let's find out by talking to my man Stone.
Cause maybe one day I'll be falling for it, but Roger, are you there, sir?
Absolutely.
Gavin, great to be with you.
Great to have you.
Now, you have been verboten by the state from discussing your legal fate.
That's not allowed.
But it's not like that's the only topic you know a lot about.
I was watching TV the other day and they were talking about JFK.
And I thought, I would like to talk to a JFK expert about what happened because I've never really looked into it that deeply.
Who was responsible for the murder of JFK?
Let's talk about that.
Well, it's kind of interesting, Gavin, because it's a murder mystery, it's one of the most enduring mysteries in American history.
When, for example, the National Inquirer puts any JFK assassination-related story on their cover, they sell almost 60% more copies that week.
It is maybe because there was a mainstream media blackout on this for almost 30 years in which there was only one accepted government-issued narrative, which the three networks and the major newspapers and originally the major news magazines all kounted to Lee Harvey Oswald killed John F. Kennedy.
He was alone, not acting alone, and he had ties to Russia.
He was a communist.
That's the story.
Of course, over time, the Warren Commission conclusions about the murder of JFK have been demolished almost one by one.
Because they don't teach history in the public schools anymore, the place to start is explaining who John F. Kennedy was and why so many people, so many interests wanted him out of the way.
John F. Kennedy was not a liberal Democrat.
He was an ardent anti-communist.
He was a hard money man.
He wanted to return the American dollar to being silver-backed or gold-backed.
He challenged the deep state of the time, the intelligence agency, specifically the CIA, which led him into a disastrous blunder with a botched invasion of Cuba at the Bay of Pigs.
He was distrusted by the Pentagon and by the military service because he had, through back channels, reached out to Fidel Castro seeking to begin talks.
And essentially, the deep state of his day, much like the deep state of today, was in favor of war, any war, anywhere.
It makes millions for the munitions salesmen.
It does wonders for the military budgets.
And JFK had campaigned for president in 1960, to the surprise of many, to the right of Richard Nixon, not to his left, claiming that Eisenhower and Nixon, his predecessor, had not done enough about the scourge of communism 90 miles from our shores in Cuba, had not been sufficiently tough in the Cuban missile crisis, and so on.
So, at least on foreign policy issues, Kennedy ran to Nixon's right, saying that he wasn't sufficiently anti-communist and that claiming that America had a missile gap, that we had fallen behind the Russians in terms of our missile capability.
Interestingly enough, that gap disappeared the moment JFK was sworn in.
But that's another story.
So Kennedy had offended the deep state both by their disagreement over the Bay of Pigs.
The Bay of Pigs was a CIA-sponsored adventure in which we took a ragtag group of Cuban refugees and launched them in an invasion in Cuba at the Bay of Pigs Beach.
Unfortunately, the invasion plan had leaked, so Castro was well aware that these men who were allegedly Cuban-backed refugees, this was not supposed to be a United States-backed operation, stormed the beaches.
Now, in the original plan, the CIA had assured Kennedy that there would be air support for these men charging the beaches that was supposed to be provided by Panamanian-flagged bombers flying out of Nicaragua piloted by Cuban pilots.
For some reason, at the last minute, the CIA called that operation off, so the men storming the beaches were literally being cut to ribbons by Castro's sharpshooters.
Then the intelligence chiefs and the Pentagon went to JFK and said, the only way to salvage this is to send in the American Air Force.
Kennedy said, look, from the beginning, I told you this had to look like an indigenous Cuban operation.
We had to have deniability.
I'm not going to do that.
That's the beginning of the truly bad blood between the CIA and Kennedy.
And then there's the Cuban Missile Crisis, where the Russians planted anti-ballistic missiles in Cuba 90 miles off our shores.
Now, there's a number of movies made about this.
There's a great myth that John and Robert Kennedy faced Nikita Khrushchev, the Russian leader, down, and that he removed the missiles.
All of that is false.
What really happened was the Kennedy brothers made a secret deal with Khrushchev to remove our missiles from Turkey and Italy, changing the balance of power in the European theater, which the deep state, of course, knew in real time, but was classified until almost 40 years later.
Another strike against the Kennedy brothers.
So they had offended the deep state.
They had offended the banking interests with their advocacy for a silverback dollar.
They also offended the Texas oil lobby because JFK had actively proposed the repeal of the oil depletion allowance.
Roger, can I interrupt you for one second?
Sure.
The only thing that confuses me so far is that JFK was so anti-communist, but so quick to kowtow a Khrushchev and spoil the balance of power in Europe.
Well, I don't think he wanted a war.
His problem was, much like the situation you see surrounding President Trump, the Warhawks in his administration wanted a war when Kennedy was committed to peace.
In any event, the JFK research community really doesn't switch into high power until the rise of the internet.
Once you have a vibrant, robust platform in which people can put forward various pieces of information, the standard issue Oswald did it acting alone narrative kind of holds sway.
But once the internet gets booted up, all kinds of things are learned.
For example, Lee Harvey Oswald allegedly shot John F. Kennedy, three bullets all coming from the rear, had time to hide a rifle, run down three flights of steps within the Texas School Book depository, hide the rifle, and is seen eating his lunch by a Dallas police officer six minutes after Kennedy's been shot.
Not physically possible, first of all.
Secondarily, the staircase in the Texas Schoolbook Depository building, which is wooden, because interestingly the power has been shot off, there's a woman whose name is Victoria Adams.
She is on the staircase between floors six and two.
She neither sees, but more importantly, does not hear Lee Harvey Oswald running down the stairs.
Secondarily, when they arrest Oswald and he is tested for nitrate, which had he shot a leaky $24 Cartano Italian carbine, he would have been covered with nitrate.
It shows that he hasn't shot anyone.
There are no traces of nitrate on his hands or on his chest.
Additionally, there is substantial evidence that what Oswald says when he is paraded out in public, what does he shout?
I'm a Patsy.
I didn't shoot anyone.
I'm a shooting Patsy.
I believe that to be the case.
Now, the doctors at Parkland Hospital, doctors and nurses record entry wounds on JFK from the front and the back, meaning that Kennedy was most likely shot in a crossfire.
Although that doesn't fit the official narrative.
We're told Kennedy is shot three times, all from the rear.
By the way, no U.S. marksman in the military service is able to duplicate these three shots within the time sequence required based on the open microphone of a police radio that records the shots.
No one's ever able to duplicate that.
Kennedy has an entry wound in his throat.
You can see on the Zapruder film that he clutches his throat on the first shot.
By the time the body gets to Washington, D.C., where by the way it is taken illegally because Texas law requires an autopsy in the state, and the Secret Service actually removes the body at gunpoint from the Texas Rangers and flies it to Washington.
By the time the body gets to Bethesda Medical Center, there's been a tracheotomy, so you cannot tell whether the wound in his throat is an entry wound or an exit wound.
Additionally, there's a blowout wound the size of a grapefruit in his right lower head.
That wound has disappeared.
It's duly noted by the doctors at Parkland, but it's missing by the time it gets to.
How is a wound missing?
Is it stitched up?
Well, I think the body had been tended to.
There is some theory that Kennedy's body was not shipped back on Air Force 1, but in fact had gone earlier on Air Force 2, Lyndon Johnson's plane, to deal with these various inconsistencies.
There's a great deal written about that.
So now let's come to your question: who killed Kennedy?
Well, I argue that it is a combination of forces, the deep state, the intelligence agencies, the military, organized crime, because Joseph P. Kennedy, John Kennedy's father, has made a deal with the mob to steal votes for JFK in Chicago and Texas and West Virginia in return for a pledge that the Kennedy Justice Department would end the deportation efforts against Santo Traficante and
Carlos Marcelo, two of the most important gangsters of our time.
Robert Kennedy becomes attorney general.
Joe Kennedy has a fatal stroke that prevents him from speaking, and Kennedy goes after the two gangsters, hammer and tong.
Therefore, the mob, who had given Kennedy a million dollars in 1960 money, that's a huge amount of money, and stolen votes for him, feels betrayed.
Big Texas Oil is in on the act because they are upset about the oil depletion allowance.
And then you have, of course, the right-wing Castro, anti-Castro exiles who believe they've been betrayed at the Bay of Pigs.
Now, who has something in common with all of those interests?
Kui Bono, as they say, who benefited most from Kennedy's murder.
That would be President Lyndon Baines Johnson, leading me to my extraordinary book, The Man Who Killed Kennedy, The Case Against LBJ, which you can get on stonecoldtruth.com in the shop or at Amazon or at Barnes Noble,
but where I lay out using fingerprint evidence, eyewitness evidence, and deep Texas politics, the case as to why Lyndon Johnson had the motive, means, and opportunity to kill JFK.
He has a unique relationship with every one of those entities.
He is, as the Senate majority leader, appoints himself to the Defense Appropriations Subcommittee where the black box budget of the CIA is kept.
He has been their paymaster for 10 years.
His next-door neighbor, J. Edgar Hoover, concludes in seven days in an investigation that Oswald killed Kennedy and acted alone.
And essentially, Johnson directs the Warren Commission to rubber stamp the FBI's findings.
He is the water carrier for the Texas Oil Boys, and he is deep in the pocket of Carlos Marcelo, the mobster who controls the mob in both Texas and Louisiana.
So he has a unique relationship with all of those who want Kennedy killed.
It is his idea for JFK to go to Dallas.
It is his idea, enforced by Governor John Connolly, to drive through Dealey Plaza rather than take the freeway, meaning that Kennedy's car has to come to a dead stop and make a hard right turn, violation of the Secret Service manual on transporting the president.
None of the buildings on either side of the street are searched or sealed, which is required under the manual.
There are no Secret Service agents plainclothes in the crowd, also required by the manual.
There's supposed to be two agents on the rear bumper of the President's car if it's an open convertible.
There aren't.
There's supposed to be six motorcycle policemen, three on either side of the president's car.
There are two only, and they are behind the president's car.
Again, violation of the Secret Service standards.
The first man who bounds up the steps to congratulate Lyndon Johnson after he becomes president is Secret Service Director John Rowe, a man who got his first job from Lyndon Baines Johnson.
Additionally, we know that on the night before the assassination, LBJ goes to JFK's hotel room in Fort Worth and argues for a change in the motorcade in which John Connolly, his ally, rides with the vice president, but Senator Ralph Yarborough, despised by Johnson, rides in the death car with Kennedy.
Kennedy says no, and Johnson pitches a fit.
So he even tried to save his henchmen in this particular maneuver.
Now, most interestingly, in the memoirs of Senator Yarborough and in the telling of an FBI agent, pardon me, a Secret Service agent, in the vice president's car, three car lengths behind JFK, but before the first shot is fired, Johnson hits the deck.
He is on the floor of the car with a small radio or walkie-talkie to his ear.
This is recorded not only in Yarborough's memoirs, but there are actually news photographs and newsreel photographs in which Johnson suddenly disappears.
In one frame, he is sitting upright, scowling.
You see the ladybird, you see Senator Yarborough, and in the next frame, Johnson is gone.
That's because he hit the deck.
Rufus Youngblood, a Secret Service agent, says at the time to the Warren Commission, he heard the first shot and pushed Johnson to the floor of the car.
After Johnson's death, Youngblood comes forward and said, well, actually, that's not what happened.
I was told to say that to the Warren Commission.
In fact, Johnson dove for the floor of the car of his own volition before the first shot was heard.
No, I maintain that there is substantial evidence that the real shooter, at least one of them, is a man named Malcolm Mack Wallace, who works for Lyndon Johnson.
We know this because Wallace's fingerprints are found on the so-called crow's nest on the sixth floor of the Texas School Book Depository building.
We know they're his fingerprints because he was convicted in 1951 of first-degree murder.
He murdered a man who was trying to blackmail Lyndon Johnson, who was in a love trial with Johnson's sister, who was kind of a bohemian hippie chick party girl.
And he's on the payroll of the Agriculture Department in a patronage job arranged by Lyndon Johnson at the time of Kennedy's murder.
Six people identify a man in the window to either the Dallas police or the FBI who meets the physical description of not 26-year-old Lee Harvey Oswald, but middle-aged Malcolm Wallace, who, by the way, is a crack shot with the highest rating from the U.S. Marines, a man who's killed Fort Kennedy before.
He is apprehended after the murder in 1951 by the Texas Rangers and basically goes on trial for first-degree murder, is convicted, and is the only man in the history of Texas to get a suspended sentence for first-degree murder at the behest of his master, Lyndon Johnson.
Wait, wait, wait.
This guy, this Mac guy, was sentenced for JFK shooting or a different JFK shooting?
No, he was sentenced for the murder in 1951 of a man who was blackmailing Kennedy.
Right, blackmailing Johnson.
Yes, dude.
But that's how you tie him to Johnson.
Gotcha.
So you have eyewitness evidence, fingerprint evidence that identify him as the real shooter.
I believe Lee Harvey Oswald's telling the truth when he says he didn't shoot anyone.
There's a famous picture of a Texas Ranger holding up a German-made rifle, Manlischer, which is a much finer, better, and more precise instrument than this $24 Italian Army carbine.
That rifle disappears entirely.
It's never found in the evidence file.
There are missing shells.
There are four shells that Are etched by a Dallas police officer with their initials, but only three of those shells show up in the evidence file.
The other one mysteriously disappears, comporting with the totally twisted single bullet theory of my friend Arlen Spector.
That whole theory is invented because there are too many bullets, and they have a hard time explaining how one man shot off that many bullets in this time sequence required.
So there is, based on trajectory and other pieces of evidence, at least one shooter on the so-called grassy knoll behind the fence.
There is likely a second shooter in the sewer grate, reputed to be Johnny Roselli, one of the gangsters.
And there is most probably another shooter in the Dow Techs building next to the Texas School Book Depository building.
Bottom line, it's a turkey shoe.
Kennedy is killed in a crossfire and that is covered up in his, uh, in his autopsy.
But the synchronicity, the synchronicity required the, Well, unless, of course, they're all connected by the same walkie-talkie that Lyndon Johnson is listening to.
The point, of course, is Johnson had to have his own gunman because he was a control freak.
Mac Wallace has killed for him on numerous occasions before, as I document again in my book, The Man Who Killed Kennedy.
But there's no question that the intelligence agencies have a shooter, that the mob has a shooter.
They're not going to miss this opportunity.
Gotcha.
So I think that's kind of a long-winded answer.
There is a conspiracy.
There it is, right there.
There is a conspiracy to kill JFK.
It is interesting that immediately after Johnson becomes president, you've all seen the famous picture of him being sworn in on Air Force One with a distraught Jackie Kennedy standing there and Ladybird Johnson with a taut smile on her face.
Why is he being sworn in?
There's no legal need for that.
The vice president immediately automatically becomes president at the time that the president is declared dead.
So the entire swearing is a formality meant by Lyndon Johnson to twist the knife in Robert Kennedy.
In fact, he calls Robert Kennedy and asks him to read him the oath just so he's sure he got it right.
Again, there's no reason for that whole maneuver other than publicly taking the mantle and trying to legitimize his presidency.
You see the man with the bow tie there.
He is a Texas congressman, and Johnson is caught winking at him minutes before he takes the oath.
And then you see Jack Valente there to the left, who was one of Johnson's White House aides.
So even that act is not required, but part of the theater.
A man named Malcolm Kilduff, who was the spokesman for President Kennedy, because Pierre Solinger, the actual press secretary, had stayed behind in Washington.
He's the guy who famously makes the announcement that John F. Kennedy is dead.
He is now on an elevator with the Secret Service agent and the new president, Lyndon Johnson.
And Lee Harvey Oswald has not yet been apprehended or identified.
And he says to the new president, Mr. President, who could do something this horrible?
Who would do something like this?
And Johnson says, it was a communist, son.
And he says, a communist?
What kind of communist?
And Johnson says, it was a Russian communist, son.
Well, how does Johnson know that?
Additionally, the telex from the FBI going to all of the station chiefs in the United States, announcing that Lee Harvey Oswald has been apprehended, is timed almost three minutes before Oswald has actually been apprehended.
One of the few screw-ups by J. Edgar Hoover in this seamless mystery.
Hoover had quite a motive.
He had hit retirement age, and he knew that in 1964, the Kennedy brothers would retire him from his beloved FBI, from which, of course, he blackmailed virtually every politician of the day.
So who was it who killed Lee Harvey Oswald?
Jack Ruby?
So Jack Ruby, who is a button man for the Chicago mob, the Warren Commission tells us that he has no known associations with organized crime, which is extraordinarily laughable.
He's run a casino for Carlos Marcelo in Cuba.
He is actually a hitman for the mob in Chicago.
In fact, his bar, the Carousel Club, is not only, he is a front man.
It's basically owned by Marcelo.
We never actually learn his motive.
He tells the tabloids at the time that he saw the Kennedy children on television.
He felt badly for them.
But there's an epic piece of video, which you can find on YouTube, in which Jack Ruby, after he has murdered Lee Harvey Oswald in cold blood on national television, while Oswald is being paraded in public by the Dallas police.
That's kind of odd.
And a reporter yells out to him, Jack, Jack, how could this happen?
And Ruby says, look at the man at the top, the very top.
And the reporter says, what are you saying, Jack?
What are you saying?
He says, let me put it this way.
If Adlai Stevenson were vice president, this never would have happened.
After which they spirit him into a back room.
So there you have it from Ruby's own mouth.
Oswald needs to be silenced because they're afraid he's going to talk.
Look what he's already said.
I'm a Patsy.
I haven't shot anyone.
They don't need him to continue to talk.
Well, now we're worried about Jack Ruby talking.
If I'm deep state, I want to take out Jack Ruby now.
Right.
So what happens then is a couple government doctors come to deal with him and they give him an injection that's supposedly a sedative.
Whereupon shortly thereafter, he's diagnosed with cancer and he dies before he can be brought to trial.
So he was also silenced.
But the idea that he has no connection to the mob is an absurdity.
One of the things I reveal in my book is that Congressman Richard Nixon hired Jack Ruby, Then known by his real name, Jack Rubenstein, at the behest of President Lyndon, or probably Congressman Lyndon Johnson, because Nixon had leftover budget money on the House on American Activities Committee.
And Johnson asked Nixon whether he would put Rubenstein on as a snitch, as an informant.
He was brought to Nixon by Murray Schottner, who was Nixon's kind of eminence grease.
And when Nixon, then in exile as a former vice president, saw Ruby shoot Oswald on national TV, according to someone who was with him, he leapt to his feet and said, I know that man.
I recognize that man.
Indeed, he did.
And he connected him to Congressman Lyndon Johnson.
This is documented in the House of Representatives payroll records, and I reproduce those records in my book.
That is amazing.
Has anyone else sang after all these years?
Anyone from the Cubans to the mafia to any of Lyndon Johnson's guys?
Well, that's actually one of the arguments you get from the establishment types that, well, Stone, if there had been this kind of widespread conspiracy, surely people would have talked.
The problem is numerous people have been talked, and numerous people have been ignominiously murdered for talking.
Dallas police officers among them.
So many of the witnesses die unexpected and, in many cases, violent deaths in the period after the Kennedy assassination.
When Oliver Stone made his famous movie, JFK, it caused such an uproar with the public that the House of Representatives was forced to form a special committee, the House Committee on Assassinations, to review the assassination of both JFK and the assassination of Dr. Martin Luther King.
In the case of Kennedy, they concluded that the Warren Commission findings were wrong and that organized crime had played an active role in the murder of Kennedy.
Well, that is true, but it's also part of the story.
Now, in the JFK research community, you have broad divisions.
There are those who say it was organized crime.
There are those who say it was the deep state.
There are still those who say it was the Russians.
The fact is, in my book, I make the case that they're all technically correct.
They all are in it.
They all have their own interest in Kennedy's removal, but Lyndon Johnson is the common thread.
What did you think of that movie?
What's his name put out?
I thought it was excellent.
Here's where I think he makes a historical mistake, and that is the deep state of its time, the military and the intelligence agencies, were more upset about the Cuban Missile Crisis and the Bay of Pigs than they were about Vietnam.
Oliver Stone, no relationship to me, is obsessed with the idea that Kennedy was killed because he was going to withdraw us from Vietnam.
The evidence of that is mixed.
There are some evidence that that is the case, but in an oral history after JFK's death, Robert Kennedy insists that there was no plan to withdraw us from Vietnam by JFK.
So it's hard to fathom.
It is certainly conceivable that it is a factor in the thinking of those who kill Kennedy, but I think it is dwarfed by those other two foreign policy mistakes.
Wow, you really know your shit about the deep state.
Maybe that's why I've written so critically of them.
Again, you can get this book at thestonecoldtruth.com in the store.
That copy will be personally autographed, or you can buy it at Amazon or Barnes & Noble, numerous other places, in which case it will not be signed.
Your choice.
You know, Roger, if I was part of the deep state and I was under siege from a president who was trying to drain the swamp, I would want to take out all of the people surrounding the president.
I'd want to impeach the president, of course.
but I'd want to take out all the people around the president, especially people who were experts in deep state stuff and who I would see as a threat.
I'd want them in prison for some trumped-up charge.
I can't comment on any of that, of course.
But I do think that some of the president's appointments are strange, but there's growing evidence that he gets the joke, as they say.
And I think he's doing an extraordinarily good job in this current crisis where the people do need hope and they do need a strong leader.
This is where his talents as a businessman and as a manager really come to the fore.
So I do think he is going to be able to end this crisis or at least manage it to the point that he can bring the economy roaring back in time for the election.
And at least it is what I am praying for, and I hope every American is praying for.
Yeah, we are, and I'm confident that's going to happen.
Roger, thank you very much for coming on the show.
Always enlightening.
Happy to be here, Gavin.
God bless you.
God bless you.
That's a good song.
And even the chorus, the guy singing is good at his job and it sounds pleasant.
But how gay is that to be a singer?
Everything is going to be horrible.
Like, does he practice?
He's a singer.
Like, it's embarrassing being a rapper.
You're stealing someone else's culture and mocking their gestures.
But I think singer is even worse.
What's worse?
What's more embarrassing to be?
A singer, a rapper, or a dancer?
Dancer is like gay.
Very gay.
I'd say rapper is the least gay, but the most cringe.
So, well, here's an easy way to do it.
What would you, what's the order that you would have to choose to be?
I think I, and I'm 49, right?
So I can't be a rapper, but dancer is ridiculous.
I guess I would go rapper, singer, dancer, but I'd be really upset.
Yeah.
Oh, speaking of upset, I saw the new.
I'll listen to that.
Is that coming out of my mic?
Oh, who cares?
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait.
I got too much to say here.
I'm not being a very good host.
Talking to Roger Stone and seeing how incredibly well-educated he is, whatever your theories are about JFK, this guy backs it up with evidence.
Very interesting guy and an intellectual.
And it just reminded me, we've talked about this before, but how bad that Steve Martin impression is.
Where he acts, he makes Roger into be a lying moron.
It's not in the notes, dude.
He makes him out to be a lying moron, like Brooklynite, which is kind of insulting to people from Brooklyn, by the way.
And he's clearly never heard Roger Stone talk before.
The Tucker Carlson's not bad.
Look at that.
Oh, yeah, right.
The penny thing I want to go with.
I'm just a poor, helpless old man.
I'm a little bit more.
The hair is pretty good.
Yeah.
But Steve, like, don't you respect your job?
This was actually pretty funny.
I showed this to Tucker yesterday, and he said, I've never seen that before.
What?
This is the dramatic, some would say ludicrous arrest of longtime Trump associate Roger Stone.
The man is 66 years old, frail, barely able to post shirts.
They got the accent right, DC accent.
Pretty good.
Jacked body.
Clearly, no threat to anyone, yet this is somehow the FBI.
This is how they raided his home.
By the way, get this joke.
That is how they raided his home.
That's not far.
They had a boat and a helicopter ready.
And CNN was tipped off.
What a bunch of boot-licking bitches they are to take the side of the deep state, the government, on this joke.
Yeah, just horrifying.
Now, here with his son, They're acknowledging the fact that there was an overkill raid.
No, no, they're not, dummy.
That's the footage they're showing is to say that we are lying and pretending that it was a big deal.
It was a big deal.
There was more people there to arrest Roger Stone than there was to arrest Bin Laden.
The story is a man you look at and instantly think, I trust this guy.
Please welcome Roger Stone.
You know how Roger's almost blind and he's always going like this?
No?
What a fun couple of days.
I'm loving the ride.
Go Nixon.
So the script did a bit of research and knows that Stone likes Nixon, but what the fuck is that accent?
Go Nixon!
Roger Stone!
I pulled my face back and I can't see very well.
Mr. Stone, you've had a harrowing past 36 hours.
Your home was raided.
You were arrested and charged with seven felony counts, including lying to Congress.
That was four counts.
The indictment says seven.
Okay, I'm lying.
Honestly, I think I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life.
The happiest I've ever been in my life.
I mean, seven felonies.
One, two, three, I can't even count that high.
I'm cool with that.
So he's an idiot who can't count to seven.
But, Mr. Stone, what I think you're really trying to say is that you're a feeble old man, right?
Oh, yeah, right.
The pity thing I want to go.
I'm just a poor, helpless old man.
That's enough.
So he's not a victim, according to the fucking fat loser nerds who write for SNL.
Those fucking useless turds.
Some of the shittiest comedy in the world comes from SNL, and it's their fault.
But speaking...
Well, according to the Internal Bureau of Investigation, Lyndon Johnson, which was there at the time.
I should just redo the sketch, but like put myself in the square.
Well, it's the pity thing I'm going for.
I'm an old, feeble man, and I was raided by security collects of.
Good work, Ryan.
Thank you.
Speaking of funny, I saw Louis C.K.'s special last night.
I paid $8.99 to watch it on my computer.
He's not just the greatest comedian of our time.
He's the greatest comedian.
I'm starting to cry.
I burst.
I fell for that.
He's the greatest comedian of all time.
And no one comes remotely close.
Jerry Seinfeld, Eddie Murphy in the peak of his career, delirious.
I don't LOL.
Us old men, we tend not to LOL.
I laughed out loud probably every single joke.
That's unreal.
I just watched Tom Segura's.
It's one of the funniest stand-ups I've ever seen.
Didn't laugh out loud, though.
No, me neither.
I watched Tom Segura's too, and I was watching going, oh, that's really funny.
Yes.
Oh, this guy's really good.
I was like, wow, that's brilliant.
Oh, these are, oh, my God, that's a really smart.
And I would smile a bit like, yeah, that's a really good joke.
I would scream laughing.
My wife woke up the kids with her laughing.
It was, there's one bad joke in the entire movie.
There's one joke where I went, it was like shocking when he said it.
I went, oh, my God, that wasn't funny.
Holy shit.
Besides that, it was almost like a queef.
Like, imagine you're fucking the most perfect woman in the world and it's the best sex you've ever had.
And then there's like a p and you're sort of like, you don't mind.
You just go, oh, you had some air caught in your vagina there.
And then you get back to work.
I don't break for queefs.
That should be a t-shirt.
I don't break for queefs.
And then it just shows like a wind cartoon.
Okay, here's the bad joke.
He's talking about Switzerland, how organized they are.
And there's all these different little holes for like this cup and that cup.
And, you know, I had a dead baby.
I didn't know which hole it went into.
He should have said like a half-eaten cheeseburger or something because they can't make cheeseburgers, but he said dead baby.
And it was so, but holy shit, was it good?
He talks about God and how God was around like 2,000 years ago, blabbing his head off, you should do this, you should do that.
And then just zip, nothing.
He could clear a lot of stuff up, stuff up.
I'm really doing great delivery here.
If he would just show up for like five minutes and explain shit to us.
And then he goes, he goes, well, I got you animals.
Why aren't you fucking them?
And he goes, wait, you're eating them?
That's disgusting.
He said, there's only like 30,000 people fucking animals.
That's what they're for.
Oh my God, it was good.
He talks about his mother dying and how her last purchase was ordering a crematorium.
That was the last thing she did.
That's great.
And then he talks about how stupid you're going to feel if you're an atheist and you die and God is there and you know you're going to hell.
You're like, oh, fuck it.
The beard and everything.
Shit.
It was really good.
I can't wait.
Oh, my God.
Like, my advice for watching this special is to have no interruptions.
I don't know if you should even watch it with a friend.
Yeah, maybe watch it with a friend.
But like, it's just a fucking treat.
All right.
That's enough chatting.
So we know who shot JFK.
All theories are correct, it turns out.
Should we go to letters?
Yeah, let's go to the mailbag.
Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
Wait, go to the very first picture of that.
Okay.
The duct tape one.
Is this you choosing a picture where you think you look super hot?
Does that look like it's...
I have a sneaker in front of my face, and I'm clearly a douche.
Is that your sneaker?
Yeah.
You're playing video games under your leg?
Yeah, it's two things you hate.
Me spending money, $220 on a pair of Jordan 11.
I've got kind of an interesting letter to start the mailbag with today.
It's a letter I wrote to my daughter.
I'm getting very annoyed the more I learn about her schoolwork.
She is being brainwashed into hating white men.
That opening video we saw, they're probably going to show it to her class as a factual representation of what this country is like.
I mean, it did start with based on true stories.
So I told you last week that one of her assignments was to look, it was this montage, collage, I should say, of 50s housewife ads.
And they're there with their high-heel shoes on, not even that high, like kitten heels, opening a fridge like this.
And it said, is this woman happy?
If not, why?
Explain.
That was her assignment.
And I explained to her, blah, blah, blah.
Of course she's happy, but you can tell that the push that was the correct answer is, no, she's miserable.
She doesn't have rights and equality and feminism hadn't yet taken place.
And she was a slave to her husband and a slave to the kitchen and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
All fucking lies.
And the white man was oppressing her, right?
It's not a black woman opening the fridge.
So then I see one of her assignments was hidden figures.
Do you want to pull up that trailer?
And hidden figures is propaganda.
And I went up to my wife and I went up to my daughter separately and I go, what the hell is going on?
Now we're watching Hidden Figures.
And both of them went, I don't want to hear it because they don't subscribe to this channel.
They're not into watching me talk.
So they've had enough of this.
And I thought, okay, I understand.
I'll just write you a letter and you can read it at your own pace.
By the way, that woman right there, where no, no.
Her, okay?
She's playing Kathleen Johnson, Katherine Johnson, right?
Katherine Johnson is, I guess she's black.
She has my skin tone and blue eyes, and her hair is barely kinky.
So she didn't look anything like this.
In fact, if you look her up, I bet if she said, well, here, I'll just tell you the letter.
My dear, Hidden Figures pretends there were tons of black female scientists behind the moon landing, and evil white men stopped them from achieving recognition.
This is just false.
By the way, Hidden Figures takes place in 1961.
This is right before Martin Luther King was killed.
When was the moon landing?
These are the comparisons of the people.
Yeah, that's what.
That's her there.
That's Catherine Johnson.
And that's who played her.
Do you think, really, that racists were looking for Catherine Johnson?
And I think they've blacked her up in this photo, if that's her.
It was 256 July 1969.
1969?
Yes.
Okay, so the movie takes place in 61, but then it seems to bring in the late 60s and early 70s into it.
It seems to be all over the map.
The big picture is after Martin Luther King's assassination, America went into apology overdrive, as they should, and said, all right, what the fuck is going on?
No more racist shit.
You see any racist shit?
Freak the fuck out.
So there wasn't a lot of this, well, looky here.
We got some Negroes.
That is not a thing in the 60s and 70s.
And anyway, sorry.
So I'll get to it.
So it pretends there's a lot of black female scientists behind the moon landing, and this is just false.
Okay, so then I just listed the four biggest problems with this movie.
One, the facilities in the bathrooms were not separated by NASA.
They stopped doing that when they were called NACA back in the 50s.
NASA never had racially segregated bathrooms.
There's a scene in this where she goes to the bathroom and has to walk like a mile and she comes back drenched and Kevin Costner finds out and gets pissed off.
And I was looking up the story while I was writing this and I found an article in my old alma mater, Vice, where the, I assume black female author, hated that part.
You know why?
Because Kevin Costner is the hero and it's the white male.
So like they're not even satisfied when you make up fake stories and pretend they were more oppressed than they were.
But yeah, so that's a total myth that makes, look, that's her coming back from the bathroom.
Totally fabricated.
NASA never did that.
How are you supposed to say it, NASA or NASA?
Two here.
I put a lot of faith in you.
All right, that's enough.
You know how they say it, though?
It's unfortunate.
They say, NASA?
It's very unfortunate.
I'm so sorry, NASA.
The facility master, they haven't been since 1958.
Her long went walk to the bathroom.
Okay, number two.
Back in the early 60s, NASA would kill to have more black people working there.
If these women were of any consequence, NASA would have been, I'm sorry, I know it's annoying.
In Canada, we pronounce it NASA, and I've lived for 20 years where it's NASA.
So I pronounce a combination of the two.
NASA would have been parading them around.
NASA barely knew these women existed because their input was totally irrelevant.
They were math janitors and were used by the space program because black women were cheap labor.
Their job was to double check calculations already made by a computer.
And I said, the scene where she tells them what kind of tiles to use on the shuttle is absurd.
There's a scene where she is walking in some room just casually and they're sitting there scratching their heads with stupid white men about these tiles that keep coming off the shuttle that comes back down to the ground.
And she looks at it and she goes, something like that.
They're not aerodynamic.
What you want to do is shave the corners and put them upside down.
And then she just walks away, nailed it.
And they're all like, what the fuck?
I never thought of that.
More bullshit.
This is it.
The goal point for re-entry is 2,999.
Checking like 36 plus 22.
This never happened.
Look at this bullshit.
144.
And by the way, okay, this is also my letter.
The sentiment that black Americans were dying to be part of the space program is the opposite of the truth.
The general attitude from the black community at that time was, why are you spending money on outer space when our ghettos are so poor?
As the song Whitey on the Moon explained.
That was a hit at 1973, I believe, by Gil Scott Heron.
And it's like a bongo poetry thing.
And he's like, my sister just got bit by a rat.
And you're sending Whitey to the moon.
The space program was dying for educated blacks.
Anyway, number four, Catherine Johnson, played by the very black Taraji Henson, was not a victim of racism.
She had blue eyes and your mother's complexion.
If she told someone she was black, they might not even believe her.
Johnson is not mentioned in any books about the program or in any magazines from that time, including pro-black magazines like Jet and Ebony that were always eager to showcase black scientists.
I mean, go through the archives of the 60s and 70s.
She never comes up because she was totally inconsequential.
She was a numbers cruncher.
This is a final paragraph I sent to her.
Your housewife assignment appeared to be about teaching you 1950s housewives lived horrible lives and were secretly miserable.
The theme with both of these recent assignments seems to be white men holding women down and ruining their lives.
If your teachers were saying this about black men or black women or white women, I would be equally annoyed.
This is not education.
It's indoctrination.
I think you should push back against these biased assignments with some facts.
Dad.
Nice.
Standing up.
I really showed that school.
I really look at this black woman.
She's white-facing.
I can't look at her without sunglasses on.
Now, I'm not saying she's not black.
I haven't looked into it enough.
I don't really care.
But remember, I still believe that back of the bus chick is not black.
I think she's an American Indian.
Harriet Tubman.
No, really.
What's her name?
Her name is, and I'm ashamed that you forgot it, of course, is...
What the hell is that?
No.
Come on, man.
You don't know the name.
I don't know how the woman.
God, you're so slow.
I'll wait for you.
Jamie would have pulled this up an hour ago.
There's no need to pull it up.
I know it by heart because she is an influential person in history.
Do you know it?
I'm waiting for you to get it.
You suck.
I know it.
Aretha Franks?
I know it.
Rosa Parks.
Rosa Parks.
Can't believe it took you that long.
She's black.
All right.
Now we go from letters from me that I wrote in my office and then walked to my daughter's bedroom.
Let's go to people all over the country who have sent us things.
Can't hear you so good if the mic's that far.
We got to get air conditioning in this apartment, dude.
True det.
Thank you.
This is going to turn out pretty good for you.
This is from a guy named Whitey from Burns, Oregon.
Kinnis, I would like if you had Ryan zoom out enough that we can see the names of the videos on your show.
Some of them are bloody hard to find without knowing what the name of the video will be called.
That's a very good piece of advice, sir.
And yeah, Ryan, you don't need to zoom in on videos.
I like to see the view count and the user and stuff on YouTube.
Yeah.
The default is zoomed in.
have to zoom it out all the time, it automatically...
So wait, are you going through the mailbag at free speech or mailbag at censored?
Because I don't see Whitey.
He wrote Whitey in his thing.
His name, the subject is my daughter's name, Coben.
Gotcha.
Okay, gotcha.
But I don't understand why we keep going through this.
Well, because you named a name that isn't showing up here.
I know, but when I, I showed you how to make a rule in mail where everything that's a letter goes into one folder.
So your folder, mine says podcast, but your folder should be exactly the same as mine.
Yes, it is, but.
So it should start with my daughter's name Cobain.
The second one should be circles or strokes.
Okay, can we just go with subject?
You're reading the body, and so there's not a preview for you.
I'm telling you, your top one, 1.49 p.m., says my daughter's name Cobain.
The second one on your list should be 1.49 p.m.
And the subject should be circles or strokes.
Why is it not?
Mine is Scott is the top one, 259.
And then Patrick, and then Whitey, I guess, which is not the name that's on the thing.
I don't have one from 259.
I do.
What was that two?
Censored.
Mailbag gets censored.
Yeah, these are mailbagget censored.
What the fuck is going on?
Anyway, I don't bore the viewers with this.
But just the subject line.
That's really fucking irritating.
The name or the subject line?
No, I shouldn't have to do this.
Sorry, folks.
You're watching mom and dad fight.
Our emails have to be fucking synchronized.
But it doesn't make any goddamn sense.
True.
Anyway, next letter.
We'll deal with that after the show.
Turns from Charlie.
Circles of Strokes is a subject.
Gavin, I'm a big fan.
I try to introduce you as many people as I can.
You make conservative cool.
I listened to your autobiography, The Death of the Cool, and played the part where you got a hand job from the hottest girl in your high school who wasn't so hot anymore.
My wife's not a fan, but when I played that part, we both laughed our asses off.
Did you ever figure out what Circles of Strokes actually meant?
I do.
I think it's pretty intuitive.
I guess her previous boyfriend, she would beat him off in like an uppy-downy, roundy-roundy kind of a way.
Like, they both have to have this in it and get good at it, if you will.
But I guess she would go like this, which she probably thinks, she's probably not fucked a lot.
She hasn't had a lot of partners.
And she thinks his crazy ways that he likes it are what everyone does.
And then strokes are probably just straight up and down.
Yes.
And I bet her previous boyfriend would be like, can we do circles tonight?
That's what I'm guessing.
Toronto is a dead zone for sex.
Do not go there thinking you're going to get laid.
The fact that she would even say circles or strokes shows that women there don't put out.
This one is Discord slash mailbag.
It's got a lot of anti-Semitic memes.
Just watched the Discord episode.
Wanted to ask what happened between Gavin and Miles who kicked off the show.
Blah, blah, blah.
Regarding censorship, I have been permanently banned on Facebook.
I was wondering, what do you recommend?
Alternative social media.
I recommend Telegram and Parlor.
I posted a meme, blah, blah, blah.
Married with a kid on the way.
We live in Okanagan now, originally from Toronto, 30 years.
Moved to Calgary.
0910 years.
A great time, but it's starting to slide into global homo.
I live in a town with less than 15,000 people, and my neighbors are donkeys and roosters.
I'm surrounded by ass and cock.
No homo.
That was a dumb letter.
Do we want to show these memes?
Nah.
Okay.
Okay, I think we're out of time.
Let's do one more letter, shall we?
Sure.
Hey, Gav, when you add comment function onto censored TV, how will you go about dealing with the inevitable attention whores who litter the site with actually radical anti-Semitic comments?
I would personally love if censored.tv had a form for people.
Yeah, I've done this before.
Sorry.
I've done this before when I started street carnage.
And what it requires is you have to sit there and watch 100% of the comments through the, you know, you don't go to each article, but you just, there's a place where all the comments appear.
And you just delete all the like fucking Jews, blah, blah, blah, nigger stuff, didn't do nothing.
There's certain words.
And I know that doesn't sound like free speech, but these guys ruin speech because they just go at it, go at it, go at it.
It's like drawing dicks in the bathroom wall.
You know, they're just trying to shock people and it gets tedious and it kills entire conversations.
They just go, oh, this is a Nazi thing.
So I find it takes like a day.
And there's only usually like three or four people saying the same dumb shit again and again and again.
So you just stay on it and then they get bored and then it starts to get good again.
It's an interesting thing.
It's sort of like a garden.
Like you take out the weeds and the grass thrives.
And after a while, the grass is stronger than the weeds and you don't see the weeds anymore.
So that's what I'll do.
All right.
We end the show with fun videos.
And let's start with 2-6.
Final video.
Strange lights in the sky.
Now, shouldn't you show this video a little bit more of it so people can find it?
Look at this shit.
Oh, no, this is the complete frame.
Oh, look at this shit.
What the fuck?
This is why they want us to stay in the house.
This is why the fuck they want us to stay in the fucking house, nigga.
It ain't fucking.
By the way, hidden figures.
These are this is a black scientist.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
What is that?
What is that?
What is this?
Hold on.
What is this?
I just want to go to the bathroom.
What is this?
What is that?
What is this?
They're called Chinese.
What's going on?
They're not airing.
Candle flaming.
And then you have hot air filled with a paper balloon.
And then after it gets to a certain level, you release it up into the sky.
Chinese people do this at New Year's Eve.
People do it at weddings now.
It's a big thing.
Funerals.
Any kind of ceremony often includes a procession of Chinese lanterns.
That's your answer there.
That's hopeful.
I was scared at first by that.
Those are certainly Chinese lanterns.
All right, but let's look at this.
This was just in the news recently.
Someone who films the moon every day.
And look at the source, by the way.
Just so you know, this isn't like some Reddit joke site.
Footage catches UFOs flying over the surface of the moon.
Okay, this is from yesterday.
Now, I don't know how real it is, but I'm just showing you.
He tells me I regularly film the moon, blah, blah, blah.
I think that if a hidden activity must be visible on the moon.
So he's zooming in on it.
How would you know to zoom in on it?
Right.
Because they don't appear until about 54 seconds in.
You may have to jump ahead.
Go back, go back.
Just a tiny bit.
so you see them start there And then we see the shadow.
Spooky.
Spooky.
Yeah, I know exactly what it is.
You want to know?
What?
A prank.
The moon's prank?
No, this is someone who's good at After Effects.
Just did a cool thing.
They're pranking their friend and their friend ran with it and everyone's believing it because they're fucking tards.
They can turn Ruffalo into a green huge monster.
What do you think it is?
Aliens?
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