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March 11, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes
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S02E136 - BIOWARFARE [2020-03-11 - S02E136 - BIOWARFARE]
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Steven McGinnis.
Wave up to Countside Wave.
You're the kind of person who believes in making our won love.
Get some work to be done.
Jeff Horses, Trojans.
What?
What?
Wait.
Wait.
She had a pocket full of horses?
Trojans and some of them used?
She had a pocket with a bunch of used condoms in her pocket?
What a pig.
That's worse than a crack whore.
Yeah, you're much too fast, little red Corvette.
You're a fucking whore.
That's bugged out, right?
You're sub whore.
Whores just throw the used condom in the garbage.
You carry around a pocket full of used condoms?
Are they at least tied up or are they just dripping jizz into your pants?
She gets pregnant from her own pocket.
Maybe they're used for some other things.
Oh, that's a great theory, Detective.
Like she used them as a rubber band or something.
Yeah, or a hair tie.
That's a problem.
Hair ties.
The reason I chose that song is because we were talking in DC about song garnishes.
And there's those little bits in songs.
Little Red Corvette has two.
In that song, he has Lil Red Corvette.
The guy with the lady saw nose.
Little Red Corvette.
And then he also has.
No, that's different.
That's not a garnish.
But I think the other one you could argue is, baby, you got to slow.
Got to slow down.
No.
I don't think he's with Prince after this song.
Maybe he was like, that's too many garnishes.
We got to get rid of this guy.
I want to sing about pockets full of used condoms.
Yeah, that's it.
Does that count as a garnish?
I'd say.
It's kind of a funny art form.
Like, what is a garnish and what is just backup singing?
But here's some much clearer examples.
There's the Sopranos, and we put this on our Instagram, which we still have for some strange reason.
No, we don't.
That's my Instagram.
Oh, okay.
So go back a bit.
Moca Bisman!
remembered it totally differently.
Yeah, that.
I remember that like earth-shatteringly loud.
Moca Bismin!
He's pretty subtle about it.
He's like, woke up this morning.
I'm just going to add a little bit.
I'm just going to repeat the chorus.
Sounds like he just woke up.
Woke up this morning.
Oh, we're doing the song now?
Yeah, he's just sort of, it's a throwaway line.
But his voice is crusty.
It's just another one of those lines where you've been saying it for so long, then you see the original and go, that's not, like, including, speaking of sopranos, very difficult situations.
You turn on the sopranos and you find the actual clip and he's saying, oh, it's a very difficult situation.
Very subdued.
Or in Rushmore, when she sees the jellyfish and she goes, that's a jellyfish.
And she's actually saying, it's a jellyfish.
Or my own son, when he has that fart, I had, oh, Isa Fart.
Like a Chinese market.
Yeah.
Never was it.
I think it comes from when I did this pancake video with him, how to make pancakes, and I made an Elmo and I showed it to him.
And he was about four at the time.
And he goes, oh, Isa Elmo.
Which I might even be misremembering that.
You're right.
It's probably like, it's Elmo.
Yeah.
Here, go to How to Make Pancakes, Gavin McInnes.
I think that's where I got the, oh, Isa Fart.
But he just goes, fart.
Did you just put in How to Make Pancakes Without Me?
My name?
Yes.
And you got a bunch of pancake videos.
So go to the end.
So we did pretty good with the eyes.
Yeah, but they look like Chinese tables.
See how that extra baking soda really made it.
Or is it baking powder?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, the baking powder made it a looks weird.
It looks like little Chinese tables or something.
But this is Johnny Ashley.
Hello, Elmo.
Hello, I'm here.
Hey, is it a who's that?
Yeah, yeah, I did remember that accurately.
That was pretty accurate.
Hi, it's me, Elmo.
Isa Elmo.
Anyway, Isa Fat.
The other one is Sticks, Come Sail Away With Me, where there's one of them where you get a little Easter egg.
And he says, come sail away with me, lads.
Come sail away, come sail away, come sail away with me.
Yeah.
And come.
Lads.
Lads.
Yeah.
That one didn't hit too hard.
No, it was much more dramatic in my memory.
Lads.
Come sail away, lads.
Like the band stopped.
He's like standing on the pirate ship.
His bandanas blowing in the breeze.
Come sail away with me, lads.
I'm coming, weirdly gay guy from Styx.
But it's at the front.
It's at the very first one.
Didn't you think it was lost in there?
I did.
Oh, yeah.
I thought it was like, I'm getting sick of saying this chorus.
Let me throw Alads in to sort of help me make it through the end.
Favorite Disney movie, Aladsin.
And then there's Queen.
Yes.
Where one of the We Will Rock you gets an everybody.
Everybody.
Now that one is more dramatic than I remember.
Everybody?
We will, we will rock you.
Everybody wins.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Was there one dentist in all of Britain in the 70s?
What the fuck is in his mouth?
It looks like he ate a horse's mouth.
Look at that.
Like, he could be a whackpacker called Toothface.
He's a fucking freak.
What are those things?
I bet apples just start shitting their pants when he walks by.
He walks by a bowl of apples and you see them all go, brrrr, what the hell?
My bowl of apples just scooched across the counter.
Yeah, that happens all the time.
Remember him talking about Sid Vicious?
Sid Vicious came up to me and he said, how is it going bringing opera to the masses?
I didn't even know his name.
I said, what is your name again?
Is it Sid?
I didn't even remember.
It's like the least badass story ever told.
This is Gays trying to tell Sid Vicious.
What's up?
What's up?
We made it mad We love our queens God save.
The punk stuff is.
I called Sid Vicious.
I know I called him Simon Ferocious or something, and he didn't like it at all.
I said, what are you going to do about it?
Fred went up and took him by the lapels and pushed him out the door.
He hated the fact that I could even speak like that.
Right.
Then just went.
Dude, you're a warrior.
You called Sid Vicious Simon Ferocious.
And then, this is according to your friends, I don't know if this is true.
You shoved a junkie.
Wow.
The balls on Freddy, on Faggy Mercury.
I think we survived that test.
What are you, Frankie Jupiter?
That's what Sid says.
Gets his name wrong.
Yeah, so that's Ryan ruining the show once again.
We've got a lot to discuss.
We have Dr. Shiva on the show.
I avoid pronouncing his last name because it's Indian.
And India is a shithole country.
And their names are a fucking nightmare.
Ayudarai?
Ayudarai?
That sounds right.
Shiva Ayudara.
But he's just known as Shiva.
He makes you shiver with anticipation.
He makes you shiver with anticipation.
Patient!
Weinstein got 23 years.
23 years Harvey Weinstein got.
I don't like it.
Yeah, you heard me.
I don't like it.
Harvey Weinstein's a piece of shit.
Disgusting, fat, Jewish creep who would happily throw me in jail for 23 years just for being a fascist.
Without a doubt.
So I don't like the guy.
But I don't care about like.
This is a problem with the American justice system.
You'll see this on the news.
They'll say, he'd show no remorse in the courtroom.
I don't give a fuck about your opinion of him or if he seems to show remorse.
I don't care if a mass murderer shows up to court in a clown uniform.
What are the charges?
What's the evidence?
And the evidence, what was it?
He got for criminal sexual act in the first degree, 20 years in prison.
And then for the rape in the third degree, three years in prison.
So 23 years.
But all these criminal sexual acts and even the rape in the third degree, I didn't see any evidence.
I just saw girls getting fucked by him, asking for money and getting movie roles and going to Cannes.
And then after accepting these gifts, saying, yeah, that was rape, by the way.
I had to keep going to festivals with him and taking hotel rooms as gifts because I had to appease him.
He is a perfect villain.
Look how hideous he is.
He's right out of a Disney movie.
But this is, you know, maybe it's because Kale Hartman and him getting framed permanently altered my perception of these kind of things.
But I know on the right, we're supposed to go, ha ha, Hollywood got fucked and the liberal disgusting elites, we figured out how disgusting they are.
Now everybody knows.
Everybody knows.
No.
He is, as Larry Barnes would say, an escape goat.
And I think what the left has successfully done is isolated it down to him.
In fact, they've sort of funneled all of their filth over to him.
Now there's just this one disgusting Harvey Weinstein guy, and Hollywood is still fine.
Casting couch, you've never heard that term before.
It only exists within the Harvey Weinstein paradigm.
The rest is perfectly cool.
But they all knew.
What was 1111 is just announcing it, right?
Let me see.
So that's where you were at.
What does she say there?
As I have indicated previously, I represent Lauren, who was one of the Molino witnesses in this case.
And she is one of the two victims for whom charges have been filed in Los Angeles.
Evidence is not hearsay.
If it's hearsay, how's it different from Kavanaugh?
So I want to say that Rosie Perez, who was sitting next to me, who was being extremely supportive of her dears.
She's doing it to hop no stars.
Very, very compelling and strong and courageous testimony.
She asked me to say that she feels that this is for all sexual assault victims.
That's not how the law works.
People are not symbolically arrested.
They have to be arrested for what they did, not for what other people did.
That's enough of that shit.
Is it a crime to not report a crime?
No, but it's a crime to lie.
I think, if anything, the lesson from Harvey Weinstein for women and feminism in general should be report it the day of.
Stop waiting.
Stop enabling future attacks.
What's one, too?
another thing that bothers me, too, is this should be a victory lap for us.
You know, we should be able to rub their faces in it.
But I think they managed to circle around it.
I think if you ask Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, and who's next?
Hillary Clinton and George Clooney.
Of course, they're not going to say they knew, but they're going to go, I was stunned.
I was absolutely stunned.
Go to one, two.
I think this is Michelle Obama calling my wonderful guy.
We're supposed to pretend she didn't know either.
But as a little side note, look how Hollywood Michelle Obama is.
I want to start by thanking Harvey Weinstein for organizing this.
She's like Ellen.
Amazing day.
Ellen and Oprah had a baby.
Harvey.
There was a boy.
Got a baby drag queen.
It's all because of Harvey.
He is a wonderful human being, a good friend, and just a powerhouse.
And the fact that he and his team took the time to make this happen for all to say something not about me or about this place, but about you.
All right, everybody, we are here because of you.
I want to start the little people.
It's you guys.
I'm not like, I know I'm the first lady, yada, yada, yada.
You're my first lady.
You're my president, you guys.
I mean, Obama's, my husband's my president, but you're my VP.
You're my vice president.
Not Joe Biden?
Joe Biden is on the front page of the post today, which I forgot to bring in.
I'm so sorry.
But he called.
It's not a good look when you're trying to appeal to the working class to tell a construction worker with a helmet on that he's full of shit.
This is one five.
Bad luck, Joe.
Bad luck.
It's funny that these sort of establishment politicians spend hundreds of millions on PR people and consultants, and they clearly are not doing a very good job.
Hey, Joe, don't tell the working class people literally to go fuck themselves.
Try to be metaphorical.
How do you intend on getting the union vote when there is a large portion of the union workers that are gun enthusiasts and you are actively trying to diminish your Second Amendment right and take away our guns?
You're full of shit.
All right, thank you.
Shush Shush.
Shush.
I support the Second Amendment.
The Second Amendment, just like right now, if you yell fire, that's not free speech.
Just pause.
Just now, if you yell fire, that's not free speech.
Okay.
This is the most overused free speech term in the history of the discussion.
And it was used in, I think it's 100 years ago now, in a statute that has since been overturned.
It was never law.
It was never illegal to yell fire in a crowded theater.
The only things that are outlawed in speech, according to the law, are credible threats with plausibility.
If you're the leader of the bloods and you say, kill Ryan, and bloods know where he lives, that's a credible threat.
That's beyond free speech.
Everything else is open.
So stop saying that.
Yelling fire in a crowded theater is illegal.
It's not.
It's uncouth.
It's mentally ill.
But there's a vice president using it.
I have a 20 gauge, a 12 gauge, my son's hunt.
Guess what?
You're not allowed to own any weapon.
I'm not taking your gun away at all.
You need 100 rounds and you're doing it.
Hey, you're not allowed to own any weapon?
I got guns.
You're not allowed to own any weapon.
He means to say you're not allowed to own any weapon that has the capacity to shoot like a machine gun and you don't need 100 rounds.
Oh, like just this is what he does.
Crowder has a video about this, actually.
He comes up with seven examples of proof that he has dementia.
But he starts with something like, I will not drink a beer.
And I've been drinking beer for a long time.
If it's not Budweiser.
But he'll say, I will not drink a beer.
And I've been drinking beer for a long time.
I've been out there having fun while you guys were still in short pants.
There's all kinds of guys out there having fun.
And fun is what?
You know the thing?
Fun is what we do.
I know you do it.
You're probably fun.
Where am I again?
Anyway, finish that.
He forgets to come back to the beer park.
Just like you forgot to...
How do you intend on getting the union vote when there is a large portion of the union workers that are gun enthusiasts and you are actively trying to diminish your Second Amendment right and take away your gun?
You're full of shit.
Shush.
Shush.
I support the Second Amendment.
The Second Amendment, just like right now, beautiful fire.
That's not free speech.
From the very beginning, I have a shot.
20 games, 12 games.
Guess what?
You're not allowed to move any weapons.
I'm not taking your gun away.
You need 100 rounds.
I did not say that.
Beta said that.
said you're going to make him head of the gun grabbing.
No, I saw it.
Well, he just clarified it.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Take your AR-14s and what we can.
This is how you're going to get it.
AR-14s.
What the hell are those things?
We can take those.
Want to go outside.
There's another clip, I don't know if we have it here, where Joe starts leaning into him.
This guy's like, all right, I guess I'm fighting Joe Biden, which, by the way, means killing Joe Biden.
Where was that?
That was 16B?
Was it?
No, that was 15.
So the deal with the left now is we hate Joe.
Oh, here we go.
This might show it.
It's a bigger angle.
Take your AR, your AR-14s or whatever.
He said, that's not okay.
He starts waving his finger away, like, because he's pointing right in his face.
I don't like blue-collar people using SJW verbiage.
This is not okay.
That does suck a little bit.
You're pushing up on me, man.
Those are who proud boys tend to be.
So anyway, 1-6, the left is cannibalizing itself.
Michael Moore said, look, we've got to support Bernie Sanders.
Biden is a lunatic.
And they don't accept that.
Michael Moore, we have united behind Biden to beat Trump.
Our frontrunner may not be your choice.
That, by the way, the subtext there is, he's not my choice or anyone's choice.
But he is the obvious choice of Democrats.
Jump in to help elect him or drop the hell out and stay out of our way.
You know what?
I just realized I'm kind of guilty of that during Trump's election.
But I loved Trump.
However, so that's a different case because I wasn't saying we have to hold our noses and vote for Trump.
I was like, you have to hold your nose and vote for Trump.
Because Andrew Clavin, Glenn Beck, I think even that other dude, Stephen J. Knowles, Dephanie Clavin, and maybe even Shapiro.
And Kirk, too, right?
Kirk?
Charlie Kirk?
You don't know what I'm talking about, right?
Being Never Trumpers.
Yeah, but I was speaking to them in one particular episode of a show.
Maybe it was, I think it was Crowder.
Andrew Clavin and I were on Crowder.
And I said, I get it.
I get it.
You don't like him.
Okay, fine.
You're wrong, but you don't like him.
Who are you going to vote for?
Because if you vote for someone, an independent, then you're taking a vote away.
You're basically giving Hillary a vote.
So you have to vote for Trump or Hillary.
That's what it comes down to.
Like, well, Trump is, and I go, I got it.
I got it.
But it's Trump or Hillary at this point.
This was very late in 2016.
And they said, oh, this is it.
Attacking Paul Ryan in this campaign.
He's going to continue to do that after he loses.
And I think that's going to tear the Republican Party apart.
I do not see there's a future for the Republican Party.
Two questions to both of you, since they're both writers.
They speak in paragraphs.
Let me ask you this.
If Trump loses, it's the statistical reality.
So Trump loses or Trump wins.
Clavin, if Trump loses, is it the never-Trump people?
Is it the other Republicans to blame?
Or is it Trump and his supporters?
Keep it short and then I'll toss to Gavin.
Who's to blame?
Trump?
Okay.
He's a terrible candidate.
Gavin, who's to blame if Trump loses in a big loss?
Women.
The same people who got Barack Obama elected.
Women thinking that they understand the political process and playing man, basically.
Okay.
Does this give me an excuse to beat my wife?
That's all I want to know.
I just want to make sure.
Give the excuse to grab her by the ultrasound.
I don't need a reason to beat your wife.
You can hear Andrew Clavin and his sort of like daily caller, daily wire background going, why the fuck am I on with this guy?
This is not good.
Although, things were a little more lax back then.
Like now, Ryan Rivera cannot have a personal Facebook page because he works for me.
So the net of sin has expanded since then.
Nanette.
Nanette, exactly.
She personifies that.
What's 16B?
Oh, that's another confrontation he had.
With a veteran.
At least that guy didn't have his question memorized, I mean written down on his phone.
Here we go.
We're just wondering why we should vote for the veterans.
Thousands of our brothers and sisters.
You're full of shit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What?
Wait, did this sound down?
But he was in Iraq.
But he was in Iraq.
This is like Bobo on Howard Stern.
He wears a jacket for September 11th because his uncle died.
So he says, I lost someone on September 11th.
His uncle died on September 12th.
But he contests that it was from the stress of September 11th.
He had a heart attack, like in Kansas or something.
So he is a family member of someone who died in September 11th.
Only it's September 12th.
Terrible.
That's what Biden's doing right there.
My son died.
My son went to Iraq and died.
I mean, quite a bit after that of brain cancer.
That's not the point.
Yeah.
My son went to Iraq and my son's dead.
You do the math.
I'm not going after your son.
No, I'm not going after you.
You're just qualified.
All right, and we'll just.
We're not done.
Let's throw in the compilation of him sniffing.
Now, you know my theory on the sniffing.
I don't think he's a pedophile.
It might be because I can't handle the fact, the possibility that the VP is a pedophile.
But my theory is losing his son was such a crippling loss that he became a pill guy.
Xanax.
What's the other one?
Percocet, Vicodin.
Percocet, Vicodin.
Oxycodon.
Oxy.
He pops those.
And those make you kind of like sensual.
We're just like, yeah, scratchy.
And you're sniffy.
You want to sniff?
Although, god damn it, this looks more than being high.
Maybe MDMA.
But when I'm on MDA, I used to do a lot of MDA in the 90s.
I never wanted to sniff children.
I wanted to feel a chick's tits.
Look at her shimmy away there.
This is what, by the way, this helped inspire get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
Because if you worked your ass off your whole life in politics, right?
And you finally make it there, and Joe Biden starts sniffing your daughter.
To shove him is probably to lose your job.
You will no longer be representative in Idaho.
Lose your job.
Someone touches my kids, I'm losing my job.
Fuck my job.
Because, for a number of reasons, but mostly because you've got to convey to your children that their chastity, their what's the word I'm looking for?
Their agency is paramount.
And you can't be, look at him.
He kissed her about six times.
Like, this one is one of the worst ones.
Like, I don't even do that.
If I do that to my kids, they're like, what are you doing?
Get off of there.
Maybe my wife can do that if they're like watching a movie.
But this one's really disturbing.
Ooh, this is my favorite age.
Just pre-pubescent.
Get in here.
Yeah, I don't like babies.
They're too young.
Like, what are you doing?
Hey, you're the perfect age.
No pubes yet.
None of that gross menstrual blood.
You're for me.
If I could kill your parents right now.
Do you want to come back later?
Look at his hand on her waist.
Hand on the waist.
That's pretty bad.
Yeah.
Rams did a big thing on that.
Remember Rams, that black guy that was on the show?
Whatever happened to him?
Rams Rance.
Is he still around?
R-A-M-Z?
Let's see.
Rams Ranch.
I think he's a gay.
R-A-M-Z, right?
Yep.
Why are you gay?
You are gay.
You are gay.
Let's see.
No, that's not him.
Rams Ranch.
No.
Oh, he's been eclipsed by another rap guy.
What's the thing that he said?
Trump?
He talked about Trump.
No, now you have Trump ranting.
Is he gone already?
That guy came and went.
Ram's rants.
You know, I was in Anal Chinook and doing interviews with magazines in the 80s.
So all you people who talk about who is relevant, who's fading, oh, I'm making my name for myself being a Tattletale.
I've seen you people come and go for over 30 years.
I've been there.
I've done that.
You're a fucking joke.
And Biden seems to be one of them.
Biden can't win for, even if Biden was good.
Vice presidents don't win besides Richard Nixon.
You never win when you're this much of an establishment politician.
Holy shit, dude.
Hey, Thomas.
Hey.
Hey, man, I'm on the air right now.
I know.
I'm sitting here waiting for you to send me that information.
I can't sit here all day and wait.
I got you.
I'm recording my show.
This is on the air.
You're on tape right now.
Awesome.
Well, send me that information so that way we can get this.
Okay, I'll have to do that after the show.
All right.
Fucking guy.
God damn it.
You know what's weird?
I had just said to him before, hey man, I'm not a phone guy.
Let's just do text.
I got to go record my show right now.
In fact, you calling me has prevented me from recording the show.
I did hear that.
That's the same guy.
Interesting.
I hate this fucking shit.
So Carpe Dunktum, our guest from, what was that, yesterday?
Did a great video about Biden that we should look at.
That's 1-7.
Dunked him.
I'm gonna go full screen.
My name's Joe Biden.
I'm a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate.
Look me over if you like what you see.
Help out and stop both the other bikes.
Storm keeps on.
Look me over.
Help, dump, self-definitely.
So you know the thing.
You had people like people like the former chairman and leader of the party in Germany.
Look at those eyes.
They look like funny little bingo dumper dots.
It's Chris.
It's Chris.
Mr. Mallory.
Oh, no.
You switched them.
No, your brain switched them on.
Are you with Donald Trump?
Come on up and tell me you don't support me.
My plan is coming up.
You're the general.
That's what I'm screaming.
Wow, he sure pounded this out fast.
You're full of shit.
It was yesterday.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm.
I've never smelled a child's hair in my life.
This is what you do when you see a kid.
Hey, buddy, how's my little man there?
And then they give you a high five and you go, ow, H-E-I-A.
Yow, what's gotten into you?
That's a hell of a high five, Buster.
You don't go, hey there, little man.
Hi.
You want me to put my hand around you for the photo?
Just sort of feel it.
Did his daughter die?
Baby, you got to slow.
Got to slow down.
Did his daughter die too?
Let's see.
Yeah.
What happened to his wife, Neely, and daughter, Naomi?
So a lot of people think that maybe That he's just trying to relive the little moments of brushing his daughter's.
Yeah, I like to think that too.
I'll take that over the vice president of the United States as a fucking pedophile.
Yeah, and then, you know, speaking of pedophiles, what is going on with Corey Feldman?
He's got his big documentary coming out.
It's going to be a slam dunk.
I can't say the name.
The tale of two Coreys.
But he's under constant attack from a group of powerful elite pedophiles called the Wolfpack.
This is something I don't think even Infowars would go near.
So he made this documentary.
And at the screening, he Wolfpack made an announcement off the loudspeakers.
What the fuck?
No.
Yeah, you're not watching it.
And he's like, that's the Wolfpack again.
What the hell?
And then I saw him on Wendy Williams.
Have I got that here?
No, I don't think I have that.
I think you have the wolf pack.
Okay.
He's not big on having lips, is he?
He's in the market for...
According to him, despite him having round-the-clock security, the Wolfpack jumped out of a car, opened up his door somehow while his security was distracted, and then injected him with a needle, likely that has AIDS or something, and then jumped back in the car and drove away.
So the police report says, yeah, we heard he was stabbed.
There's no lacerations whatsoever.
And I think that's when he later changed it and went, no, I never said I was lacerated.
It was a pinprick.
Look at that hat and that hair.
That's like worse than Russian.
That is beyond Hungarian hipster.
That is sub shithole country cool guy.
Look at that.
Wow.
It's like lingerie on your head.
What a fucking dork.
Anyway, he said, I have round-the-clock security.
My wife, this is my third wife, but my two ex-wives, I also have round-the-clock security.
Didn't we have a fight about this yesterday?
I got to sign in.
I told you to get Washington Post, Spotify, and you were like, nah.
I got Spotify, and I've had the Washington Post.
Remember?
I think it's on the Brave, the other browser.
Why aren't you using Brave?
No, I am using Brave.
The thing is, I think it was on the...
So wait a minute.
That's three households.
Now, round-the-clock security is at least three dudes, right?
Because 8, 8, 8, 24 hours, 3 8-hour shifts.
So let's say they're the cheapest security guys on earth, and they're making 55 grand a year.
That's 333, right?
So you have nine security guards, nine security guards working around the clock at over 50 grand a year, just over.
Basically, that's half a million dollars.
For what?
What movies has he been in?
Stand by me?
He has millions, like Jennifer Anniston has round-the-clock security.
That I understand.
She can afford it.
Everyone else, I call bullshit.
I remember Dana Lash, when the shit was hitting the fan, she said, you're going to need round-the-clock security at this point.
And she goes, wait till you see the bill because she has it.
And it was fucking mental because they don't go for $50,000 a year.
In New York, you're looking at $1,500 a day.
So yeah, that's half a million for one household.
Anywho's.
What a weird freak.
What's number 22?
What's the Washington Post article?
You still trying to get on that?
No, I just showed it.
Oh, there was no lacerations.
Oh, right.
Bizarre.
Feldman didn't, this is in the Washington Post.
Feldman didn't tweet that he had been stabbed with, but wrote in all caps that he was in his car with his security when three men approached the vehicle.
While security was distracted, he wrote, a man pulled up and attacked.
I'm okay.
Yeah, that's what I already mentioned.
There was just a pinprick.
So weird.
And then the movie comes out and the smoking gun.
Wait, did you find the Washington Post or not?
I showed it.
Yeah, can you show it again?
Sure.
Let's see it again.
Show it to the folks at home.
Here it is again.
Wait, you're not going into the Washington Post.
You're going into a CPN.
It's quicker to not sign in.
It's quicker to not sign in.
Why?
Well, I'll show you.
Let's see all the magic here.
No, let's not.
So here I am.
We found an account under a different sign-in method, so I got to go sign it.
But I have an account there, but it was on Chrome, and I got to just sign in on Brave because we haven't used it.
I'm not telling the world your problems.
I heard a why.
You said why, so I told you why.
Yeah, I know.
You're never wrong.
You always ask why.
I'm not giving you an excuse if you're like, don't do that again.
No, I'm saying why because it's my way of explaining that your answer is ridiculous.
And you should have the Washington Post loaded up on all browsers ready to rock.
It shouldn't be something that happens live on the show.
You should be signed in at all times.
Signed in.
Great.
Alex Jones was arrested for a DWI.
The media is tripping over themselves to pounce on this table scrap.
This is 2-3.
According to a post Tuesday in Infowars, Jones admitted to drinking smallmanasaki at a Japanese restaurant hours before with his wife.
Claimed he's pulled over for driving 45 and a 40.
They claims he was cleared of the DWI charge by bowling less than a 0.08.
In Texas, by the way, you can be arrested, pulled over, and brought in for being under the legal limit.
The fact that you have alcohol in your blood is reason enough to take you in.
So being arrested is not proof that you were over the limit.
According to the Texas Department of Transportation, a person is also intoxicated if impaired due to alcohol or other drugs, regardless of BAC.
And BAC is the breath alcohol concentration.
It's a non-story.
But you'll notice in the writing about it, too, they cannot wait to jump into Sandy Hook.
The conspiracy theorist was arrested.
And look at that, the paragraph above.
Among other things, Jones has claimed the 2012 mass shooting at Sandy Hook, blah, blah, blah, was a giant hoax perpetuated by, or perpetrated by crisis actors.
And look up, look how quick she gets into that.
That's got to be a woman writing that, right?
That's like third paragraph.
One, two, three, four, fifth paragraph.
And who wrote it?
Todd Small.
Oh, a male.
Look at him though.
And he's a New Yorker.
He's got to be gay.
All right.
Which brings us to the main news of the day, coronavirus.
I'm officially over it.
I know I took my kids out of school.
They were at a school that had a case of a father in it.
I'm near New Rochelle.
I work out at New Rochelle every day.
New Rochelle has been quarantined.
I went to CPAC where there was someone who was spreading the virus.
I shook conservatively 500 conservative hands at that fucking thing, which is why I hate going to those goddamn conventions.
It's just selfies.
And they're not subscribed to censored.tv.
They're just fans, meaning they watched me on YouTube on Rebel many years ago.
But although it's spreading at an incredible rate, the flu kills 100 people a day.
Opioids, 130 a day.
We're at 31 total deaths in America with this thing.
And it's not people like you and me.
You know what's funny?
Black people don't think they can get it, at least in New Rochelle.
So when you walk around that area, there's two New Rochelles, by the way.
There's the north part, and there's this Jewish country club and a Jewish synagogue.
That's where the red circle is.
That red circle should be a red star of David.
That's the Jewish, wealthy part of New Rochelle.
Then you get down closer to Main Street, and it's all black and Hispanic, and nothing's changed there.
There's no National Guard, and they're going to everything.
Everywhere is packed down there in the black part of town.
And it's because they don't think they can get it.
And I'll tell you what, I think they might be right.
Has there been any cases of blacks getting it?
There was this black dude I met in college named Squeak who told me, hey man, the secret to STDs, wash your dick right after.
Everyone laughed at Squeak for being an idiot.
I had had a lot of STDs up till then.
I started following that regimen.
Never got one again.
Sometimes black science is right.
You heard me.
However, this is not true of all black people.
In Memphis, they are very concerned about the coronavirus, including being so worried they have invented a new language, which I think we should all work together to try to decipher.
By the way, can I just pause here for a sec?
How brilliant was I yesterday when I discovered that Groipers are multicultural?
They are pushing for a multicultural America, and they are considered white nationalists because they've simply said, I don't want it to become more multicultural.
What's my proof?
They're not talking about sending all legal Hispanic citizens back home.
They're not sending Brazilians back home.
They're not sending anyone back home.
They're not, well, besides illegal aliens, which all countries do, right?
Normal law, Obama's political views in 2004.
And no one's, no Groupers are saying we need to take all the blacks and send them back to Africa.
What they're saying is let's take what we have now and draw some big borders, big fat walls, and keep what we have now and focus on assimilation and focus on this country and not foreign wars.
This country is 60 to 75% white.
It's 14% black.
It has all these other visible minorities.
So the utopia that Groupers are pushing, the alt-right, as the media calls them, is actually multicultural, multiracial.
It's diverse.
And it just shows you how fucked the media is because if you don't support enough diversity, you're a Nazi.
You can still be pro-diversity, which Groipers are.
Yeah, you heard me.
All right.
So this is one of our American citizens speaking our mother tongue.
And I've watched this 177 times.
See if you can zoom in a bit because he's pretty far away.
And it is really hard to understand her.
Obviously, I'm not speaking about the white woman.
Stop.
Parents are shit.
What?
Don't nobody want their child to be sick?
And don't nobody want to take their virus home to their house?
I think is what she's saying.
Do you want to try again?
And don't nobody want their child to be sick.
And don't nobody want to take their virus to their house.
Don't nobody want their child to be sick?
Can you write that out, please?
And give me a red pen.
So you don't need don't at the beginning.
Nobody wants to take their child home when they are sick.
And by the way, when you're transcribing this, their child is T-H-E-I-R, but when they're sick, it's a different spelling of their.
And don't nobody want to take they virus home?
Okay, sorry, go ahead.
Don't nobody want that child to be sick, and don't nobody want to take that virus to their house.
Parents and children at Treadwell Middle and elementary schools are not playing around.
Many wiped their kids down, and some even sprayed them with disinfectant spray if they took them down.
Parents were doing this.
That one was really hard.
I think she said, I sprayed his shoes and backpack down when he got home.
Sure did.
Gave them gloves?
Yeah, I gave them gloves.
Oh, yeah, I gave them gloves and told them to wipe their backpack down.
You know what it sounds like?
It sounds like she's more concerned about her own well-being than her children's.
It's like, I don't want them cootie kids coming to my house.
Them cootie kids.
Remember, I saw a movie in Harlem once and the mom was eating gummy worms.
And the kid goes, those gummy worms?
And she doesn't answer him.
And he's like, I like gummy worms.
And she goes, no, you don't.
Candy's for adults.
They're called gummy worms.
They're obviously for adults.
Sugar worms.
Why my shoes are backpacked down when I got them out of school?
Shirty, got them clothes, shirty.
Parents were doing this after they found out an employee who works at Trevor Middle and Elementary came in contact with a person who tested positive for the coronavirus in Memphis.
Some took more extreme measures.
Two times back.
Okay, just pause.
So to prevent the disease, she put her socks in bags before she put on her shoes.
That's how you prevent soakers if you're walking through a swamp.
How does that prevent a virus?
And then the other crazy thing is The other crazy thing is she sees the hazmat suits are yellow, so she puts on a yellow cotton sweatshirt.
It's not the color.
The color just shows you that there's other hazmat people around.
It doesn't actually protect you.
And of all the places to cover, your nose and eyes and mouth are in the top.
Nose and mouth.
I understand you have to see, but it doesn't come in through the back of your head.
*Groans*
She's got a hefty bag of skirt.
And her nose is sticking out over her mask.
She looks like Blank Man.
All right.
Without further ado, I thought today it would be funny if Ricky from Trailer Park Boys would, you know, he's always got saying wrongs, and he'd say, worst case Ontario.
But it'd be funny if he would correct you when you said things like, for all intents of purposes, and without further ado.
You got a reptile dysfunction there, but a reptile dysfunction.
I'm not your escape goat.
Vice versa and versa vice.
All right, let's talk to an expert on this virus and see if he thinks we should worry, and more importantly, if he thinks there's any nefarious activity here.
Is this the Chi-Coms?
Or is it just a disease from bats?
Or is it a bioweapon created by the government to destroy us?
Let's have a wee bit of sanity in a world-gone mat.
Warning.
Dr. Shiva can be quite verbose.
That's because he's got a lot of information.
We'll be right back.
Dr. Shiva, are you there, sir?
I'm here, Gavin.
How are you?
Good to see you again.
Yeah, good to see you.
It's been a while.
Yeah.
You know, I got to send you this link.
You made our 10 most clown world moments of Trump's presidency.
I believe you were in the top five, number four, where you held a free speech rally and 10,000 people stormed the streets screaming, no hate in Boston.
Yeah, it was actually 40,000 people against 40 of us.
It was 1,000 to one.
If you remember, a bunch of very interested students who really wanted to have a real rally in free speech invited a whole spectrum of people, right-wing people, left-wing people, Green Party people, pro-Trumpers, all over the map.
I was invited because I wanted to speak about Monsanto and other things.
And we showed up there, Gavin, and it was 40,000 people had come up against 40 of us.
And it was basically us against the police against these people.
And I was, if you hear, I gave the keynote talk and was basically exposing Hillary Clinton as a racist, exposing Joe Biden as a racist.
And then behind me were No de Monsanto, Black Lives Do Matter, Clean Air, Clean Water.
I remember those signs.
Yeah.
And I was branded as a white supremacist by some of these Brahmin Indian groups.
And then subsequent to that, there was one honest Boston Globe reporter, I think Jacobi, who said the only thing that was missing at this free speech rally was a free speech.
And so it was quite extraordinary, and still people will meet these crazy liberals, quote-unquote liberals, and they'll call me a racist.
And they all look like Elizabeth Warren.
That's what's fascinating.
Oh, yeah.
Well, when they were choosing the jurors for Roger Stone's trial, I was just looking at the judge choose people that look exactly like her, and they all had that Warren look, that sort of grumpy, feminist, right, when beginning menopause kind of a look.
Well, yeah, it's unfortunate because what's happened is when, you know, in the United States, the discussion on racism, real racism has not occurred, and I have a different perspective on it.
The liberals have owned that discussion, and they bounded it by don't use nigga, okay?
And if you support affirmative action, therefore you are now not a racist.
And the quote-unquote GOP establishment Republicans don't want to touch racism because they don't even know how to argue with it.
But there is a real racism, and the real racism that exists is when people use race or ways to put people into their boxes, right?
And that's what they do.
If you look like this, you must be intelligent.
If you behave like this, then you're like this.
And so, or use race to create schisms, you know, race and schisms.
That's what Elizabeth Warren does.
That's what the liberal elites do on both sides.
They want to separate poor blacks and poor whites.
don't see who the real enemy is.
And so that's what's...
That's what's really interesting about your rally.
And we'll get to coronavirus in a second because I think they're linked.
It's almost just like you put a drop of poison in the water supply and everyone gets sick.
Like, it shocked me how easy it was to just say, this rally's a hate rally.
And 40,000 people go, yep, I'm taking the bait and just fill the entire city.
How does it work so well?
And I think if more people heard the speech I gave, it would make them realize how manipulated they are, right?
I mean, look at that.
Black lives do matter.
No to GMOs.
And you have to understand there is a political and financial reason behind this because Marty Walsh, A Democrat mayor was going against a black guy that year, and Charlie Baker was going against a Hispanic guy, Gonzalez.
And by the way, if you want to talk about Boston, it's the most segregated, right?
$8 is a net worth of a black person in Boston, and $250,000 of, and most of them are John Kerry types, okay?
So they don't want to discuss that piece.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
The net worth of the average black person in Boston is $8 and the net worth for the average white guy is $250,000?
Yes.
And that's on Beacon Hill where all the John Kerry types live.
And I think Dominican persons are on $11, right?
So they have created the highest income inequality, the highest separation between blacks and white.
And yet Marty Walsh, who was going against a black guy, was out there.
He's one of the biggest racists, if you want to really talk about it.
He's out there acting as though he's a stalwart against racism when he was there marching with these people and had kept the press away.
If you look at that, the bandstand, there was essentially a football field worth away, so no one could even hear our megaphone.
And they did it in such a way they turned off the internet because we couldn't tweet out live.
Luckily, I caught everything on video.
And they did it in such a way that no one could hear us.
They shut off the electricity.
So they had it beautifully to keep the sheep as sheep.
And that's what they did.
And this was brought to you by a Democrat mayor and a GOP establishment Republican governor, who, by the way, hates Trump, which is Charlie Baker.
Now, this is a good segue to coronavirus.
I am at the point now, and I've gone back and forth at the beginning, where I think the media is totally overreacting.
We've got, I work out a new Rochelle, and the National Guard was there yesterday, cordoning off basically the Jewish part of town, the wealthy part of town, because it was a Jewish lawyer that got it first here.
And even Tucker Carlson, who I have a lot of respect for, was going off about how it's going to keep doubling and doubling, and soon it could be, the whole country could be like Italy.
I am convinced this is media hype.
This is just a very contagious flu.
And we're all overreacting.
Well, there's a couple of things going on here.
Look, first of all, I call it, you know, they call it COVID-19.
I call it there's really two viruses taking place here, BS MSM20, bullshit mainstream media, and BSSCI20, you know, bullshit science.
And let me explain this.
What's really happened here, Gavin, is that if you really look, and this is me, the scientists and biologists talking to you, biological engineer, if you really look at it, how did we combat infectious diseases?
In the 1900s, 14 out of 100,000 people were dying of infectious diseases.
By the 1950s, that dropped to 1 out of 200,000 or 0.5 out of 100,000.
How did that occur?
Penicillin.
What's that?
Penicillin.
No, it occurred because of sanitation.
It occurred because of vitamin A. It occurred because of refrigeration.
It occurred because we did nutrition.
We got rid of child labor.
And that all happened because in the late 1800s, the American workers, not communists, but American workers, flexed their muscles.
They militantly demanded these from the elites.
And because of that, we got infrastructure.
So it's infrastructure, clean water, clean air, clean food.
That's what saw that precipitous drop.
So as I keep saying, the sanitation worker and the plumber did more for infectious diseases than medical intervention.
So by the time vaccines were being created, 1950s, 60s, 98% of infectious diseases were wiped out.
So the effect that vaccines and medical interventions had were very nominal, okay?
But now they want to vaccinate all of us and mandate it.
So today, look at what's happened today.
Massachusetts, by the way, the United States got a D plus in infrastructure today by the American Society of Civil Engineers.
Massachusetts got an F minus minus, 125 points out of 350.
Horrible roads, horrible water systems.
So in my view, what's actually happened is a lawyer lobbyists who can't fix anything have destroyed the infrastructure in this country.
They have not prepared for 23rd century infrastructure.
So what's really happening is it's through infrastructure is how we really regain health.
So if we have dirty water, dirty air, dirty food in Monsanto, our microbiome gets destroyed.
You have one out of five kids today have mental disorders.
54% of young kids have autoimmune disorders.
This is not accidental.
This is because we allow poisoning of the food, poisoning of the water supply, etc.
So the elites don't know how to solve that.
So they always love a fake problem and a fake solution.
CO2 is a pollutant, right?
Or coronavirus.
Now, the reality is the hospital infrastructure in this country is probably 150 years behind what even China's was, right?
What they can do.
So if we do have a pandemic, right?
The reality is 4 billion people now travel.
A year ago or 10 years ago when SARS came out, 1 billion people did.
So we are going to have more flus and infections.
It's just normal, okay?
Right.
There's more mobility.
The infrastructure of the elites cannot handle this overload.
So instead of pointing their finger at themselves, high healthcare costs, corruption, by the way, Massachusetts got a D plus in corruption.
Worst, 10 most corrupt state, third most bad infrastructure.
This is the issue.
They can't solve the fundamental issues.
So they love a coronavirus.
Now they can boast, oh yeah, we're doing public health.
You know, they're giving us advice, you know, clean your counters, right?
Stay away from people.
Wash your hands.
It's completely absurd.
It's absurd.
And Tucker Carlson, by way of example, Tucker's a master grifter now, right?
So he says, I'm not for the left, I'm not for the right, but he never goes at the central issue here because what's happened is the CDC is at the center of this.
The CDC was created originally the Center for Communicable Diseases in 1962 by John Kennedy's Vaccination Act.
At that time, they had a very, very embryonic understanding of the human immune system, which was basically two boxes, the adaptive and the innate immune system interacting.
And the notion was if you got antibodies, you had a great immune system.
But today, any of my research I spent separate from running for Senate, I am a practicing scientist.
I just gave a talk at the National Science Foundation, was invited to give the prestige lecture on the modern theory of the immune system.
And what you find is a modern view of the immune system: you have the innate, the adaptive, the interferon, our gut microbiome, the gut brain, it's a very complex immune system, Gavin.
And to say that one size fits all is ridiculous.
Like everyone should be getting 30 vaccines.
They want to give kids now the hepatitis B vaccine at day one.
So what you have is a CDC, which has a rotating directorship with Big Pharma, loves vaccines.
Why?
Because they are losing massive amounts of money with pharmaceutical drugs, which take 15 years to get through the FDA, have massive liability and side effects.
Vaccines do not have that.
Why?
Because after Kennedy passed the 1962 Vaccination Act, people were getting injured by vaccines.
So instead of repealing that mandate, in 1986, his brother, Ted Kennedy, created the National Vaccine Program, which basically said you cannot sue people in, you cannot sue vaccine manufacturers.
You will sue them in a bureaucratic vaccine court.
Now, Reagan was forced to sign that.
He did not want to do that.
It was shoved in another bill.
So we created the vaccine courts, where if your kid gets injured or hurt, you can't sue the manufacturer, Gavin.
And the liability is only limited to $250,000.
I know you're big on vaccines these days, but I want to stick to coronavirus.
No, that's what I'm saying.
The reason coronavirus, the reason this inter if you notice, there was a, forget the pro-vax, anti-vax movement.
There was a growing recognition among parents and people, hey, I want to be able to control my own health.
The coronavirus comes at a very interesting point.
The hype on this.
It comes when people are waking up, wait a minute, why should I be shooting up my kid with 30 vaccines?
Why is the state removing religious and medical exemptions so I can't do that?
So you see, that was occurring, and a major victory occurred in New Jersey where we won that hearing.
Okay?
So seven days after that, corona comes.
So it perpetuates this thing that the only cure-all for disease and infectious disease is vaccination, vaccination, vaccination, not infrastructure issues.
So that's one piece.
And people should not be allowed to determine whether their child gets what vaccine and the relationship between the doctor and the patient.
You see, what's happening with healthcare, Gavin, is centralization of power.
The state is going to tell you what vaccines to take.
The state is going to tell you to stay six feet away from your neighbor.
You see what's going on?
This is a fundamental dangerous issue that's happening on the healthcare front.
The coronavirus is setting up a framework for state imposition of its will on multiple levels and with a data set that is based on where the denominator is really not known, okay?
When they say, you know, two over 100, right?
Two percent.
Right.
But you're making it sound so convenient for the elites that it's beginning to sound like it was created by the elites.
And we've heard guys at Infowars saying this was the CHICOMs and Obama built this.
We've heard the other theory that this came from eating bats.
Are you saying that the government created coronavirus?
No, well, well, look, look, I can get to you as a biologist.
Look, the coronavirus virus, it's about 30,000 base nucleotides.
SARS is around 30,000.
There's around 1,500 base nucleotides in the coronavirus that people are unclear where it came from.
And that's where you hear these arguments was engineered and not engineered.
I'm not even going to go down there, okay?
Okay.
Because to me, it's irrelevant.
That's not the relevant issue here.
SARS came from a bat, right?
Yes.
Well, SARS came from a bat to a dog, raccoon, and then to a human.
MIRS came from a bat to a camel and then to a human.
So these are called zoonotic viruses where they use animals as a transport vehicle to come to a human.
And MIRS was like the Middle Eastern SARS.
Yeah, Middle Eastern SARS, which had almost a 30-40% fatality rate.
SARS had around 15%.
This right now appears to have 2% to 4%, but it has a higher infectivity rate, okay?
Which means a virus, when it lands on a cell, is able to overtake the cell much faster and infect better.
Two to three times faster than these others.
Two to three times faster.
Now, I think, but when you look at it, I don't know how much you want me to get into the science of this, but when you look at the coronavirus broadly, if you think about your cell in your body as a big bubble, a virus is like a little small bubble trying to enter that large bubble, take over it.
The way it enters that bubble is through interacting with the cell receptors of your cell, of your cell surface.
Now, if you have adequate vitamin A and you're healthy, you know, the virus really can't put its DNA material in.
That's one way that you can protect yourself.
The other important thing to understand is even if the virus infects you, in a normal, healthy individual, by the way, the median age is 81.4, I believe, in Italy, okay, of people who are dying.
Okay?
That's pretty old.
You had a good run at 81.
But if it infects you, right, your body goes through its natural processes to fight off the virus, the adaptive immune system, the interferon.
It's got this beautiful choreography.
I mean, the innate interferon, adaptive.
And then, you know, you modulate it.
You may get a little sniffles.
You may get sick a little bit, but you come back.
The people that are dying from, whether it's this virus or any other, the flu, I think, what, 41,000 people have died, 42 million people got infected just in the last 12-month period.
We're talking about the flu, is where your own immune system is already weakened.
It's not the virus that hurts you, but your reaction of your body to that pathogen.
And it overreacts, Gavin.
That overreaction is called a cytokine storm.
So if you look at the spectrum of people in a population, most people are pretty healthy.
They're hopefully eating well, et cetera.
But we have a growing subset of people who are immunocompromised.
They can be elderly people.
They could be eating crap.
they're hurting their bodies, and that we don't want to look at in this country, right?
We're growing more and more people with greater diabetes, I think up to 25% obesity now, that we are creating a very unhealthy population because of the infrastructure that has been brought.
So if that's a conspiracy, okay, that's a conspiracy.
So whether it was engineered or not, that's not the issue because our body is frankly quite resilient.
It was designed by nature to be able to take a hit and come back stronger.
Rayam, didn't you also say if this was engineered by the government, there'd be a lot more fatalities?
What are the fatalities now?
What I'm trying to say is, you know, look, I've studied this stuff.
To engineer this stuff, it's not that easy, okay?
You can engineer things to perhaps increase the infectivity rate, okay?
So this does have a higher infectivity rate because what you're doing is you're manipulating the glycoproteins.
Basically, if you look at a virus, let's say it's circular.
On the surface of it are proteins, which, you know, exactly.
So those surfacings, you know, latch onto the surface of your cell like suction cups, and then they try to inject their virus material in.
How much it's able to stick to your cell, it's called the infectivity, right?
Because your surface receptors have to be ready.
And you also have to, you know, if you have vitamin A, one theory is it quote unquote bounces off.
I'm giving the simplified example.
How do we get vitamin A?
What do we got to drink to get vitamin A?
Carotenoids, green vegetables, green foods, you know, the colored vegetables.
Now, if, now, you can eat a lot of carotenoid-rich foods, but if your thyroid is not working properly, your body is not converting that to vitamin A. All right.
Well, how do you make your thyroid work?
You need enough iodine.
You know, we take less than, one argument is we used to have about 10,000 to 100,000 times more iodine 100 years ago.
After the scare, don't eat salt.
People stopped eating iodized salt.
So there's a preponderance of evidence we have iodine deficiency in the United States.
So if your thyroid ain't working right, your body doesn't naturally create vitamin A. So vitamin A is something very valuable because it does what's called cytokeritinization to create support the membrane around your cell surface.
Okay, this is getting too complicated.
I just want to know if it's a bioweapon or not.
Well, you know, there is these 1500 nucleotides that it's unclear where they came from.
So because typically people thought it was that market, but when they found the one individual, he looks like he wasn't even in that market.
Now we do know that, you know, some of the news is coming out that that nucleotide sequence from some of the biologists who study this from an evolutionary standpoint, it doesn't look accidental, right?
It looks like that 1500 sequence, which is different than the SARS, it looks like it was engineered.
So I haven't had a chance to look at it, but that's very plausible.
Look, biowarfare goes to 600 BC, okay?
People have been using biological weapons against others and their enemies for a long time.
We have incredible technologies right now to manipulate sequences of DNA, you know, to alter things like we never had before.
And we know the Chinese, you know, and our own governments, labs, have been, you know, doing biowarfare research for many years.
By the way, the CDC and the Chinese government actually work very closely together.
No one should think that they're in separate camps.
Okay, I have two more questions.
We're running out of time here.
We're going on doing a lot of traveling this month.
My philosophy is I'm going to chug bourbon before I get to the airport so I'm pickled and nothing can survive in here.
It may help you.
It may help your hepatic function, your liver.
You know, the liver is an interesting vehicle.
You know, some people say a certain amount of alcohol actually helps detox stuff, and your liver is a thing that's very much involved in the microphone.
Also, if you always have alcohol near your lips, it's like putting a purel in your mouth.
Yeah.
Okay, so that's good.
Probably better than Purel.
My last question is, what's going on with that dish in the background?
Are you marinating a waffle?
Which dish?
Well, no, actually, I think it's got my chest set in here.
This one?
Yeah.
It's got a chest set in here.
It looked like chest sometimes.
It looked like a waffle marinating an extra.
No, no, no.
Okay, so before we go, are you scared of this?
Is this something we should be worried about?
How do you feel?
Would you take your kids out of school if they lived in Westchester?
Look, forget the people that I think the coronavirus, if people really want to get over the mainstream media's fear, is to really a wake-up call is what do you as an individual want to do to protect your health on a personal level?
Are you willing to take personal responsibility for your health?
And what are you going to demand of these people who claim that they care about your public health?
What have they done to the infrastructure in this country?
Monsanto, that company single-handedly has ruined the water supply in this country.
We know, for example, atrazine and these chemicals affect the microbiome of our gut.
And the gut microbiome is key to health, extremely key to health.
So the interesting thing, people should say, oh, okay, if you care about my freaking health, then let's talk about health.
And individuals, people should not be victims.
People should start studying.
They should start learning.
They should start realizing the value of exercise.
Food is medicine, which goes back thousands of years.
And I think this is really a wake-up call for Americans to realize that their government doesn't care about them, is not going to take care of them.
And what are you going to do for yourself?
And then look at the infrastructure that the existing political elite have delivered us.
And it's not that great.
They've delivered us infrastructure which actually hurts our health.
So they're not in a position to talk about how much they care about our public health.
For my personal life, I'm going to keep working out, even though it's in New Rochelle, which has been quarantined.
And I'm going to drink booze in order to maintain a pickled body.
And then, as far as infrastructure in the government, I'm going to make sure as many people as possible vote for you in November.
Exactly.
AchieverFirstSenate.com, Kevin.
Look, you know, I'm running against three lawyers right now.
Just to sort of, you know, we have Mark Ian Kennedy who the Democrats have in the GOP establishments thrown a, you know, an establishment lawyer who's basically part of the, you know, the same old people who want to cause problems.
I think a guy like me represents what every I represent every American who works for a living, you know, gets up and works.
You know, I grew up as a working class kid in New Jersey.
I earned all my degrees at MIT, created jobs.
I'm not a Joe Kennedy Jr. who drools and has $51 million in a trust fund, and he thinks the Kennedy name is going to get him normal.
I have a marquee who thinks CO2 is a pollutant and who's been there for 50 years or another lawyer.
So it's basically a working-class kid and engineer versus three lawyers.
Appreciate that kid wins.
Yeah, it's time that the American worker took back, and we realized that it's producers, people who create stuff versus parasites.
60% of Congress is lawyers and lobbyists.
They don't create anything.
They create problems.
They can't fix Jack.
And it's time for everyone listening to realize that why are you keeping electing people like these people?
It's time that you elected one of your own, whatever color they are.
Too true.
Thanks for coming on the show, Doc.
Thanks, Gavin.
Thanks for having me.
Cheers.
Cheers.
So is it a bioweapon?
It's about the infrastructure.
Let's see, Ryan.
What was that, sorry?
It's about the infrastructure.
Is it a bioweapon?
Well, it doesn't matter at this point.
But is it a bioweapon?
According to Shiva, the doctor, the good doctor, it's about infrastructure.
it a bioweapon I uh right Ryan, shut up.
Speaking of Ryan, shut up.
Let's jump onto the mailbag.
We're out of time.
Ryan, shut up.
You don't have a dad.
Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
Let me touch it.
All right.
We're going to have to make this short and sweet, folks.
We're going to power through this.
Emma Brawley.
Rate her.
Oops, did I just give away a writer's name?
Are you really going to lose your job because you watch a show?
Like, do we really have to hide people's names?
Because people behind the paywall would only see it.
Oh, get out of here.
Oh, this is an interesting one.
I like her chubbiness.
Can you turn it up?
It helps the way I feel about my body, regardless of whether I'm having a bad day or a good day.
Thank you.
She might become a fat pig.
You know, I think of marriage.
No, I haven't always felt comfortable in my own body, but it's my happiness.
It's my perfect body, I would say.
I feel about my body, regardless of whether I'm having a bad day or a good day.
I'm very happy.
Just pause.
That's the winner right there.
I'm pretty happy with that.
I know a lot of you.
Wait, is her ass pretty terrible?
Yeah, her ass is kind of non-existent.
It's a big thigh.
Let's hear your stupid number.
I'm going to hate.
Oh, the number?
The face is an 8.2.
Yeah, the face is ridiculous.
We have some issues.
Although I love that body, I can understand that, you know, when we're rating system, I can't totally indulge myself.
I'm going to say she's a 7.8.
I'll go 7.6 for me.
I'm right behind you.
All right.
That's fine.
Because just the, you know, the boobs.
Okay, so we handled that.
I thought we were watching the pancake.
She sent me the same thing twice.
Oh, you know what's funny?
She goes, I'm by, and I would say this might type 100%.
She put the percent in front of the hundred.
No.
So now they put the money on the wrong side, and now they put the percentage on the wrong side, too.
Is that a British thing?
Is the reason that male millennials are becoming illiterate like that and retarded is because we're more feminized?
No, because they don't read, you retard, like you.
I read.
When did you last read a book?
It's been a while.
Yeah.
Probably like two years.
No.
Yeah, finish a book from beginning to end.
Yes, then.
Then yes, you're correct.
It's from Jaden.
You've probably seen it, but yesterday's narc marks reminded me of it.
All right, let's check this out.
Camera Surveillance Man.
Wait, how do you spell Jaden?
Oh, wait, maybe he sent this to me personally and not you.
Yeah, this asshole has my personal email for me.
Oh, flips.
You want to forward it?
Yeah, I'll send it to you.
Kind of have to now, right?
I'd like to skip it.
While you dig that up, I'll read the next one.
First, last.
I work in a restaurant.
This fat girl with rich parents has it out for me.
I've done nothing wrong.
I just got suspended for a week without pay.
She's mad that I don't kiss her ass, and she annoys everyone, but nobody says anything because they know she's protected by management due to her rich parents.
How do I slay this fat beast from Don't Say My Name On Air?
Oops.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave and never stop fighting.
The only way you could preserve your job would be to kiss her ass.
You thought that was the end of the show?
Are you joking?
Yeah, it was good.
Yeah.
And that's no way to be a man.
You could tell her you're gay and bring in some black friend and say that's my boyfriend.
And that would help you secure your job.
Both of those cases are you being a sad cuck.
So continue to make fun of her.
Don't be shitty and call her a fat whore and stuff at work.
But continue to call her out and die with your boots on, man.
All right, let's see.
You got camera surveillance man ready yet?
Let me see, y'all.
Okay.
No, I did not get the forwarded email yet.
Oh, wait, I did.
I just did yep.
Okay.
Addicted.
Is he fingering her?
I was taking a video.
Why are you taking a video without asking us?
What?
Should you ask us first before you take a video?
Oh, you seem confused.
Yeah, you're not.
We have this room and you just like gorge in.
Oh.
Can you leave?
Dude, what's your problem?
Can you just leave?
Can you ask us why you're taking a video?
Just taking a video.
Okay, well, I don't want to be taking a video.
Why are you so worried about it?
I'm not worried.
You're just being annoying.
We'll get this way.
You ever go to the grocery store?
This is why you gotta be aggressive in life and get arrested for assault.
Like, shove that guy.
Okay, well.
Plus, he's making you look bad in front of your girlfriend.
That with gender.
Why don't we do that with race?
You or who?
Just pause.
Isn't it funny what they were talking about?
And we do that with gender.
So why not do it with race?
By the way, this video is how long?
50 minutes.
50.
This guy rules.
This is one through eight.
Dude, you're the best.
Hi.
You are who?
You are who?
What do you mean?
Who are you?
Who are you and why are you taking our videos?
Who are you and what do you do?
Oh, I'm taking the video.
Why?
Hi.
Why not?
That's what we're asking.
You don't have permission to.
We're not free subjects.
You ask.
Oh, okay.
It's usually how that works.
No, it's not.
Isn't college professors just a bunch of beta males who are used to bossing people around and think that they're tough?
Yeah.
Like imagine him at a bar talking to people like that.
You walk into a bar and he's at the, he's next to you on some stool and he goes, and who are you?
You go, I'm Mr. About to punch you in the face, fuckhead.
This is unchecked nerditude.
Exactly.
Unchecked nerditude, precisely.
Be part of that video.
Oh, then that's our choice.
It's a private classroom and people have paid for this time.
Bye.
Are you serious?
No, come please.
I've asked.
You out.
We're not doing this.
Really, you are interrupting a class that these people have taken care of and I'll just ask you please.
Out.
That's so cute.
What's the matter?
Excuse me, but we have a class in here.
Can you uh just take a video?
Yeah, can you close the door for us, please?
Thanks.
Okay, sure.
He can leave.
He comes in the room.
Oh, I was just closing the door for you.
Yeah, yeah.
Thanks.
Oh, well.
Yeah, this is a class.
You seem confused.
I'm not confused.
Thank you.
I like that guy.
Thank you.
Which guy?
The teacher's not that cancerous.
Yeah, I like the teacher.
And I like the guy.
Oh, I love the guy, but they're both funny.
Regular verse in R. The squeak of the shoe killed me for some reason.
I don't know.
Regular verse in R. I'm sorry, what is this about?
Oh, I'm just taking a video.
Yeah, but you don't take a video without asking, opening the door to the class, please.
Open the door to the class, please.
Open the door.
There's like some wire in the window with you.
It'd be a better video if I could get it from inside.
So I don't have to shoot through here.
There's some wire in the window.
What for?
Is it emergency?
You see 911?
From inside, so I don't have to shoot through here.
What?
911?
What?
Hi, police.
There is a man here with a phone who is taking a movie of me.
Well, I'm going to be watching the rest of that on my own time.
All right, last one.
Gavin, save your hair.
I've sent this email before, but every passing day, it seems Gavin is losing the battle.
So I'm bumping it.
I come at the 11th hour to offer some pivotal advice.
I'm not making any pretense that I know more than you on this subject, but the major cause of hair loss in men is the DHT, dihydrotestosterone, component of testosterone.
So by increasing your levels of testosterone at one point, and in turn your DHT levels, you've shot yourself in the foot.
Yes, thank you for this incredible advice.
It's likely the balding process was underway with you prior to this, but you've accelerated drastically for your wanton desire for a chisel to dawn inspired body.
This is not new news, Michael.
Don't even bother with rograin is literally a superficial way of regrowing hair, and that hair is generally wispy, pathetic, and will never be robust.
Fine.
I'll take it.
Ryan, don't show letters on the screen.
Okay.
This is an actual, This is an actual DHT blocker.
And I've seen it work on several close friends of mine to an impressive degree.
You'd have to monitor it, though, as it could fuck with your sex drive.
You also have a chance of regrowing hair that doesn't look like the peach fuzz growing on Pelosi's old dehydrated upper lip.
I like your new sunglasses.
All right.
Well, we'll definitely check that out.
What should I make that?
I'll make that green.
All right.
We got to go.
Dr. Shiva had a lot to say.
Pushed us into the danger zone.
Gonna push you right into the fucking danger zone.
Um.
Great low five is this one.
And it is in 2-9.
Last vid on the notes.
Last vid on the notes.
Alright, so.
This is clearly a bad man.
Are these drones now then?
Ooh, dude.
Oh, look, did you see that?
He had one of those.
They had one of those things.
Yeah.
Wait, How the hell did that happen?
Well, that was weird.
That just sort of came out of nowhere.
Oh, I know what happened.
Oh, geez, you're lucky you didn't get your legs broken.
So they shot it under the thing and it went right off to the other side.
Bad adrenaline control, cops.
Should we listen to Danger Zone while we watch this?
Sure.
Okay.
I think he might have got one tire, though.
Look.
Swerving there?
No, probably not.
That's not how you drive when you're missing a tire.
That's how you drive when you have all four tires doing great.
I'm never under tension, begging you to tax them, girl.
This looks so fun.
Wouldn't it be fun to be in big shit and steal a car?
I mean, especially if you were broke and you needed food, you thought, I'll get three hots in a cot.
I'll go to jail for a year.
It's probably a year of first offense.
So then he runs.
He's on the loose, this method.
And then subhoom.
You might want to watch that again.
Guy walking his dog clotheslines him.
Just on the top of the screen.
Whack.
Is that a pregnant woman or does he have backpack on his stomach?
Does he have backpack on his stomach?
Oh, yeah, you're right.
Belly looks weird.
Whap.
No, it's a dude.
Maybe he's got a backpack on his stomach.
Yeah.
So he takes him down.
Why are we hiding the guy's face?
You're right, right?
I would hate to inhibit his privacy.
If that was me, I wouldn't be able to.
By the way, what's the matter with your dog, dude?
Your dog should be attacking.
You're in a fight.
What's the point of having a big dog like that?
Look, he didn't even lose his flip-flops.
Wait, you missed the whole point of the video, dude.
I covered up this low five that the guy gave.
I covered up this low five.
Oh, nice.
Did you catch that?
That's hilarious.
Let's see it again.
It's awesome.
Hey, man, thanks for knocking that dude down.
Don't worry about it, dude.
Ha ha ha ha.
That's a little bit casual.
Bam.
Get fired.
Get in trouble.
Be brave.
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