Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E135 - LEDERRAPPIN [2020-03-10 - S02E135 - LEDERRAPPIN]

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March 10, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E135 - LEDERRAPPIN [2020-03-10 - S02E135 - LEDERRAPPIN]

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	You can drink my liquor, you can call my lady, you can smoke my blunt.
	Scuff these porns, you can say You can drink my liquor You can drink my liquor, you can call my Don't touch my truck Don't touch my V8 engine with the windows in it Boy,
	we came from the bottom, got it out the mud Whole block jumping cause the sub stay hidden If they roll up on me, no kid wants me I'll be rocking through Don't touch my truck That was Joel Patrick,
	yes, I was just about to say that remember him that's hilarious He fucking loves his truck Yes, he does I got in his truck once and he had that thing that guys with really expensive trucks have where you sit in it and they're sort of like well you're like yeah this is a nice big truck they show you the console and everything and then they rev it a bit yes it's a large truck a lot of horsepower I'm proud
	Congrats.
	I'm not disparaging Joel Patrick.
	Great guy.
	But like all people with big trucks, they think the rest of us give a shit.
	Loves trucks, hates trees.
	Does he have to be approved for you to check out his Insti?
	Yeah.
	He does music.
	He does do music.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	That wasn't Joel Patrick, by the way.
	Joel Patrick is the black Republican proud boy arborist who makes great money.
	And I've had him on my old show.
	Oh, he's got jams.
	I did not know this.
	That rapper you just heard was Brayland.
	Brayland was around last year.
	He just released a video for his hit song, My Truck.
	He was known as a, what is it, trap country?
	Country trap?
	Where they mix trap music and country music.
	Started by that dude who did, what's that song?
	Old Town Road?
	Nas X. Nas X. Old Town Road.
	I think liberals like it because they think it makes rednecks mad.
	And I think rednecks like it because they, oh, smoke show.
	Did you notice the girl in the tank top?
	No.
	No, exactly.
	Isn't that interesting?
	I wasn't looking.
	Don't hang out with hot chicks, ladies.
	You become invisible.
	Oh.
	I like how she looks kind of old and haggard even though she's young.
	Anyway.
	I think rednecks like it because they go, yeah, we don't have a problem with blacks.
	We don't like rap because it sucks.
	Right.
	You make it country.
	We love it.
	So when they see a black dude on an 18-wheeler, they go, see, we're cool with them.
	So both sides likes it as a fuck you to the other side.
	I've always said they have a lot in common, you know, with the context.
	Besides the family stuff that country talks about, it's always drinking.
	It's always women.
	And trucks, cars, and stuff.
	Yeah.
	The country has a story.
	Right.
	And...
	Trap is just, I'm awesome.
	Well, trap kind of things, but Slick Rick and Nas, like before...
	Today at the gym, they were playing, Larry was playing all his music.
	And he loves, he's like a heavy D guy.
	So he likes rap from back in the early 90s.
	Yeah.
	And it's, it's like, I liked rap in the early 90s, but I liked NWA and Paris and Public Enemy.
	But he's into that, like, you're my goddess, you're a Nubian princess, you're so fine, we love you, I wanna dance with you, boom, boom, boom, da, like all this positive shit.
	The LL Cool J of yesteryear, Around the Way Girl.
	Yeah.
	LL Cool J, believe it or not, was kind of edgy back in the day.
	I can't live without my radio!
	But the rest of it was like, hey man, let's meet some girls and go wanna dance, dude, yeah.
	What's it gonna be?
	Me on the TV.
	Let me take time to set your mind in your body.
	Heavy D. And the boys.
	Larry, Larry Barnes sat with him in fourth grade.
	What?
	What did he tell me today?
	Oh yeah, he goes, yo, what are those pills you selling on that site?
	And I go, you mean blue chew?
	And he goes, yeah, you got a reptile dysfunction?
	Yeah.
	I do.
	Every time I go near any kind of lizard, I just sort of go...
	I don't have a reptile.
	Reptile dysfunction.
	I have the reptile.
	There's only one.
	And it is, you break into seizures and you contort when you're around reptiles.
	That is so golden.
	So yeah, Brayland, Atlanta rapper, just came out of hiding.
	We only knew him as a Spotify guy.
	But there he is.
	For all the world to see.
	You want to hear Joel Patrick's?
	Yeah, I want to hear Joel Patrick's.
	Are you pluralizing him like you pluralize Limes?
	Like Liam Neeson's?
	It's the same song.
	It's the same song.
	Holy shit.
	And as good as you.
	Now won't you do me a favor?
	And roll some coal on the haters.
	This is America where dreams come true.
	Where the sun turns bright on the red, white, and blue.
	That's pretty cool.
	Why did you stop it?
	Oh.
	I was mega jamming.
	Mega jamming.
	Mega jamming.
	Mega trap.
	Just move your feet to this country tune.
	And if I can be me, you need me.
	Trap country.
	You ever see him line dance?
	It's pretty good.
	Well, this reminds me of Bryson Gray, who I was going to bring up, the MAGA rapper.
	Bryson Gray.
	That's right.
	His first big hit was about going back to your home country if you don't like it here.
	Not what?
	You don't have Spotify, dude?
	Oh, no, no, no.
	So you can't play the song?
	That's peasant noob.
	Bryson Gray?
	Wait.
	No, I sent you a link.
	You can't open it?
	No, no, no.
	You don't have...
	What do you mean?
	No, no, no.
	No, no, no.
	What does that mean?
	I don't have that.
	Why not?
	I don't like Spotify.
	Well, it's your job to have Spotify, Washington Post, New York Times.
	Okay.
	the things you need to have in a no no you gotta know that why you have to know that you should have spotify telegram parlor washington post new york times why do i gotta tell you that and i love how you're toot you always have this toot you're like nah nah nah nah nah nah i don't need it nah i don't I don't want that.
	I don't give a fuck what you want.
	You have to have Spotify.
	I got Google Play Music.
	Ryan, stop having an excuse every time someone brings up a fuck-up of yours.
	Is this Bryce and Gray?
	Yep, you can leave.
	And this is you can leave?
	You don't like this country?
	You can leave.
	You don't like this country, you can leave.
	Shut up.
	That's a keep the BC button.
	I'm about to put up.
	Black, white, and brown.
	I'ma still call you my brother.
	And if you a woman, you a daughter, you a mother.
	I support the real long care about your color.
	Say the truth, lie tryna take our freedom from us.
	We got our back daddy.
	Tell Miss Clinton, this is not no business.
	Remember that name.
	Remember that name.
	I'd love to play this at some sort of club with all black people and liberals and have them be dancing.
	Go, wait a minute, what the fuck was that?
	Yeah, go to 1-3.
	So he used to be a Bernie bro, I believe.
	I'm not nuts about the amount of hair that I am sweeping off my desk.
	Just kind of hoping the Rogane was handling that.
	You have to break some eggs to make it a lemon.
	Rapper Bryson Gray explains why he switched from being an Obama and Bernie supporter to being all in for Trump 2020.
	You know, I know a guy who goes to anger management classes, and that has nothing to do with anger management.
	It's all about white privilege, and it's blacks and Hispanics in the class.
	And they usually just, the main guy shits on white people all day and says other races can't be racist, but everything in your life that sucks is white supremacy.
	And guess what everyone in the class is doing?
	All the blacks and Hispanics.
	What?
	No, I don't think that's true.
	So he's sitting there trying to brainwash these ex-cons and they're all like, no.
	No, fuck you.
	I mean, the reason that you're in trouble in the first place, and I'm not saying this is a bad thing, is because you question authority and you don't take them seriously.
	So the idea that you're going to go to jail or commit a crime and then go to this class and be like, yes, sir, what else should I do?
	It's just fucking stupid.
	Didn't somebody write you from prison and say it's mostly conservative?
	Like they all like Trump?
	No.
	Was that a proud point?
	One of the letters that you got, yeah, said that, yeah, everybody's like pro-Trump here.
	Huh.
	I don't remember that.
	Yeah, yeah.
	When then this Maddie Odell, who we had on the show, the ex-Hel's angel, who had to take a class called Peace Through Relationships.
	He's going to give me the binder.
	It's this big.
	And it's things like, draw your son.
	Draw what makes you feel good.
	I like my son.
	Draw him.
	I can't draw.
	Draw a stick man.
	Which to me is exactly the same as put on a little funny outfit.
	Yeah, there's some costumes there in the trunk.
	We call it the tickle trunk.
	Put on one of those costumes.
	Put on the teddy bear costume.
	Dance around for me for a little bit.
	The poor bastard has to be like, Is that about rehabilitation?
	Or is it about giving someone a job and saying, all right, we need more women, we need more people in this program like what's her name?
	De Blasio's wife, Cheryl Hines.
	McRae.
	Shirley McCrae.
	Shirley McRae.
	Her Thrive campaign, which I think they spent a billion on.
	And they got to come up with jobs.
	All right.
	Well, can you boss Gavin and Ryan around all day and make them draw pictures?
	No, they'll tell me to fuck off.
	Oh.
	Who do we have that can't tell you to fuck off?
	Oh, oh, what about people on probation that will go to jail if they tell me to fuck off?
	Can we treat them like garbage?
	Yeah, yeah, they're human garbage.
	Let's get them in a room and then you can just preach to them all the bullshit you learned in your dumb class.
	And by the way, the reason we need you for this Thrive campaign and you're not out there in the workforce is because you're incompetent and you have a degree in bullshit.
	So you can't go up to someone in, like, can't go to Wall Street with a bullshit degree.
	You can't start a business with a bullshit degree.
	All you can do is preach utter shit to people and make them do tricks for you and dress up in little bear costumes.
	Okay.
	So you can work for us.
	You can be in the Thrive program.
	You can be in prisoner rehabilitation.
	You can teach anger management.
	And what do they do?
	They sit there and just talk shit all day.
	And the best part about it is everyone in those classes fucking hates them.
	And they sit there drawing their little, their son and their motorcycle going, you fucking actually getting madder in their anger management class.
	And I love that my other buddy was telling me that they all just sit there and go, nah.
	And he goes, well, one of the problems with white supremacy, of course, is it led to Trump.
	And we're in the Trump era where I assume you guys hate him as much as me.
	And they're like, no, man.
	I think what he's doing is kind of dope.
	It's kind of ill.
	It's sick.
	Just woke.
	It's mad woke.
	No, he kicking ass.
	Oops, thanks for showing us your computer.
	So did you show why he left?
	Why did he leave?
	I haven't read that article.
	I just sent it to you.
	So we got Bryson Gray, Joel Patrick.
	Stop zooming in so much.
	I'm fucking pictures.
	That's default.
	And can't you change the default?
	No.
	Bryson Gray, Brayland, and Joel Patrick.
	Country Trap MAGA dudes.
	Actually, I don't know if Brayland is MAGA.
	He's definitely Pro Track.
	Let me see that motherfucking article, please.
	Excuse my language.
	Okay.
	This has got to be written by a woman because there's a long, long intro before we get to the meet.
	We don't need to see the long intro.
	We want to get to the meet.
	Spoke with Gray, blah, blah, blah.
	Keep going.
	I think I saw him at C-PAC, by the way.
	I did see a black guy with that giant hat.
	Oh, yeah.
	Can't be a different guy.
	Okay, keep going.
	Someone grabbed my hat off my head.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Can we get to the juice, please?
	Still going.
	I guarantee this is written by a chick.
	Keep going.
	Yep, she's got all her social media listed.
	That's the first article.
	I'm going to get to this Amanda Carpenter article later.
	And again, just drivel, yammering on.
	They have a hypothesis, like in the headline, they tease you and they go, we found out why Michelle Malkin has drifted to the alt-right.
	Oh, shit.
	Was she hit by a car?
	And then you read the article.
	No, nothing.
	Some sort of very tenuous threads.
	Nothing else.
	You go, like they, I think it's because they grew up reading celebrity magazines, but they're all about a zinger headline with zero substance and just nattering.
	Another thing women do, I'm noticing, is they have to include all their research.
	So if they find out that Michelle, you know, started hot air and Twitchy.
	No, what was that other thing she started?
	I think it was Twitchy.
	Yeah.
	Then, wait, was it Twitchy?
	Twitchy's the thing where you watch people play video games.
	No, that's Twitch.
	Oh, okay.
	So Twitchy was what Michelle started.
	It's similar, but it's political.
	Anyway, that's not really pertinent to what Michelle Malkin's doing right now, but you can just, I'm reading the article and Amanda just has to cram it in because they just can't waste.
	They have to show how much work they did.
	If you're a real writer, as Charles Murray said, you have to kill your darlings.
	If this isn't crucial to the story, here's how to write an article, ladies.
	If this sentence, this point, this paragraph can possibly go, kill it.
	If killing it ruins your point and hurts the story, don't kill it.
	I'm a big fan of talking about Michelle's entrepreneurial background.
	It's not relevant to your article about her now.
	We have some updates, by the way, from yesterday.
	I was you can do it.
	I know I can do it.
	I'm going to do it right now.
	I was remember Fons trying to do this?
	Yes.
	I was willing.
	You can see my...
	It's kind of stuck in my throat there.
	Stuck in my throat.
	Ralph, look.
	I was willing.
	Yeah.
	What is the Beatles?
	I love seeing Jews imitate stupid Italians.
	Yeah, like...
	Like the Fonz, like Bowser, like Joey Ramone, like...
	Andrew Dice Clay.
	Oh.
	Oh, I'm an Italian when they're so stupid.
	Yay.
	Did you get bullied in high school by Italians in Brooklyn?
	Okay, so I was wrong.
	And when I told you that the Techno Viking married the guy, that was from WW News, Waterford Whispers News, which is essentially the onion of UK.
	Yes.
	Thank you for Brian Spencer for telling us that.
	Thank you, viewers, for keeping us honest, keeping it real.
	The guy who made these bad boys, well, not the stickers, but the image.
	Oh, really?
	Yep.
	He's a good egg.
	The image everyone thinks is a pedophile image.
	I said it looks like a Nambla sticker.
	And nobody else has made that.
	Speaking of pedophile, you want to get mad?
	Sometimes I'll have a coffee or a Red Bull before I box.
	Or just as effective is to read an article like this, shall we?
	A German film about a man and his robot daughter's sexual relationship triggers walkouts and outrage.
	Thank God, at least it's triggering walkouts and outrage.
	That girl you see right there is a 10-year-old actress wearing a silicon mask.
	A man lost his daughter in the story, and he gets a robot to replace her, just like that really sick Korean thing we saw that wasn't a joke.
	It wasn't an onion, where a woman who lost her daughter was given an AI experience with virtual reality goggles, and she could touch her child again, even with sensor pads on her hands.
	So when she touched the girl's shoulders, she felt it in her hands, and her daughter spoke to her, and she bawled her eyes out.
	Darkest thing we've ever had on the show.
	Darkest thing we've ever had on Censor.tv, including Milo's disgusting video where a thousand pigs were slaughtered, which seems to piss people off.
	Are you pulling that up?
	I got something else that was AI Dead Daughter.
	There's a couple of them.
	Yeah, so you don't have it.
	I thought that was the darkest thing in the world.
	No.
	No, we can get apparently this Austrian woman.
	What's her name who did this?
	This is the robot.
	The AI Dead Daughter.
	Oh, yeah.
	Jesus Lord.
	Nothing is darker.
	Nothing is darker.
	Yes, something is darker.
	Sarah Wallner is her name.
	This is 1-8.
	No kids of her own, right?
	Doesn't understand children.
	By the way, let me go off at a tangent before we discuss Sarah Wallner.
	A single woman probably shouldn't be president, right?
	I think we all agree that she doesn't convey the values of the country.
	It's not something we're ready for.
	It's probably not something we should ever be ready for.
	That's just not a good message to send to our citizens.
	She can't relate.
	She's too unusual.
	It's like a drug addict or it's someone who fucked up really bad.
	It's like a drunk driver.
	Now, there's single moms who, you know, had a dead husband or whatever.
	Remarry.
	Get dating.
	So even the best case scenario with a single mom is a bad scenario.
	All right.
	So I think we all, I think that's a pretty moderate thing to say.
	What about the principal of a school?
	Isn't that the same scenario?
	Aren't they even more closely related to children?
	Right?
	Now I want to take that a step further.
	We're on a thing called the slippery slope.
	What about a teacher?
	Should a teacher be a single mom?
	Because in my kids' schools, most of the principals and teachers are, or I shouldn't say most, plenty of principals and teachers seem to be single moms.
	And it's something people just glaze over.
	I would like to pump the brakes a little bit and say, can we look into this?
	Isn't this not a good thing?
	It's just this strange double standard, which will be the subtext of this show.
	Here's another example, by the way, of how we just let certain things go if they aren't on the evil list.
	I lost all my creative community friends when I came out as a Trump supporter, right?
	All my in-crowd comedian actor friends, UCB crowd.
	And I was thinking about that the other day and how gay it is.
	Not that I give a shit.
	I don't really have time for friends with three kids.
	But I was going, wait a minute.
	And I think I've mentioned parts of this on the show before, but I want to amalgamate them all.
	I can think of people who murdered people that were not exed in our little friend group.
	And I got three examples.
	One, I've mentioned this before, Jennifer Chiba.
	I'm convinced she murdered Elliot Smith.
	Stabbed himself in the chest.
	No hesitation wounds.
	They tend to have those.
	Other strange things like his name allegedly spelled wrong on the note.
	Her going to get all his stuff before the family got to see it.
	Weird shit goes on with that.
	There's some French woman who's obsessed with the case and is trying to get Jennifer Chiba, like a cold case type of vibe.
	I remember hanging out with Jennifer Chiba afterwards.
	She was David Cross's ex-girlfriend, and we'd be at parties and there was Jennifer.
	And I'd go, I don't feel very comfortable with her here.
	Didn't she murder someone?
	Like, ah, no, I don't think that's true.
	Man.
	And I told Andy Capper, the editor of Vice UK at the time, he goes, I told him the whole story.
	He's like, I'm fucking scared.
	I don't want to be here, mate.
	This is fucking disturbing.
	Everyone's hugging her.
	One.
	Two.
	I remember a couple in the early aughts we used to hang out with, and their daughter died.
	They had a newborn.
	It was a Mexican dude and a Russian chick, and they were hipsters.
	And we noticed that we were all doing a lot of cocaine back then.
	So were they.
	Then we discovered they were breastfeeding.
	It's looking a lot like she gave her baby cocaine through her tits and killed her baby.
	No one questioned it.
	No one said, should we be hanging out with them?
	They're baby murderers.
	They OD'd their baby.
	It never came up.
	It was just like, whatever, it's none of my business.
	Two.
	Number three, Mitch Hedberg's girlfriend.
	He was getting off heroin.
	It was looking good for him.
	And my understanding is that she sucked him back down as junkies tend to do.
	They don't like doing it alone.
	So when their friend gets clean, they're sort of like lobsters in the bucket.
	When one lobster starts to get up too high, the other lobsters will grab him and pull them back down.
	I believe Mitch Hedberg's girlfriend did that.
	And I've heard the story a few times, right?
	She's around hanging out, fucking rapping on Twitter, making jokes.
	She arguably murdered Mitch Hedberg.
	No problem.
	So the point of this tangent is that it's worse to support Trump than to be a murderer.
	That is the priorities of the fucking backwards left, the hipster community, the creative community.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Long tangent to get back to this, Sarah Wallner being tolerated.
	So in this movie, they say, well, there's no overt sex.
	Yeah, there's a scene in it where...
	Wait, are you halfway through the trailer?
	Go back to the beginning.
	There's a scene in it.
	I assume it won't be in this trailer.
	Ah, fuck.
	Stop showing us your logos.
	I scrolled through all this crap.
	I hate this!
	When can this stop?
	No one cares who the production company was.
	Why does that always start every fucking movie and trailer?
	Anyway, there's a scene in it where he's cleaning out that mouth and vagina.
	Why would you be cleaning out a vagina in the mouth on a robot?
	You clearly were fucking it.
	Turn it up.
	It just took its clothes off.
	I think we're seeing the original daughter die.
	The actual actress is 10.
	So, Sarah Wallner made a movie that won a bunch of awards and is now in theaters in Europe about a man who fucks his 10-year-old daughter.
	Well, a robot, Kevin.
	It's a robot.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	He's not actually fucking a 10-year-old.
	This is great.
	You can fuck a 10-year-old and it's legal.
	Isn't that wonderful?
	Let's make a movie about it.
	And I looked her up, and she used to be the director of a show called Tom Turbo.
	Pull that up.
	So she used to make kids' movies.
	Or is it Turbo Tom?
	Check out her IMDB.
	There we go.
	Tom Turbo.
	I assume it's an Austrian kids show.
	And I guess while she was working on that, she saw those kids and she thought, wouldn't it be cool to fuck one of them?
	That'd be funny.
	Only, how do we do that legally?
	You can't make kitty point, can you?
	Oh, I'll make it a robot.
	That sounds fun.
	I can take one of these kids that I help amuse with Vicky the Viking.
	Oh, my lord.
	That's a scene from Tom Turbo.
	There's a fun scene from Tom Turbo.
	Here's another one.
	Oh, great.
	This is just on the IMDb.
	This isn't under a conspiracy.
	Yeah, this isn't someone coming up with a story.
	This is the truth.
	We are living in dark times.
	And again, to have possibly been racist is much, much worse than to kill people or be a pedophile.
	Which brings us to this new, this, this Amanda Carpenter thing.
	Now, I'm one of these people, like the big criticism of Turning Point is that they say America is an idea and it's not about the people in the country.
	And I'm guilty of that.
	I'm guilty of marrying an American Indian, having American Indian kids, but they support America.
	They're happy to be here.
	They're patriotic.
	They are Christians.
	But Buchanan in Death of the West doesn't even ask that they be Christians.
	He just says that they revere Christianity.
	And many jihadists and Ilhan Omar types clearly do not.
	And my contention is we keep going like that.
	It doesn't really matter what the race is.
	The Groipers, the far-right, Malkin say, no, it does matter what the race is.
	Look at California and other countries where open borders have turned those states blue.
	Look at the way de Blasio is giving legal aliens driver's licenses so they'll vote and make all of New York State bluer than it already is.
	Look at the way they manipulate the votes with demographics.
	And I go, interesting point.
	But in that situation, these are not assimilating immigrants.
	And in my scenario, they totally and utterly assimilate.
	But that being said, I don't think it's that crazy, and I'm far from this myself, but to be concerned about a white majority.
	Now, I always laughed when they said, oh, these Nazis are so scared of being a minority.
	They're scared they're going to get treated the way that we treat minorities ourselves.
	And I go, that's fucking ridiculous.
	I've never heard anyone say I'm scared of being a white minority.
	Although I have heard people say the death of a white majority isn't a good thing.
	I know that sounds like it's the same.
	I don't think it is.
	But what's the matter with saying that?
	And that's what the Groupers are saying.
	That's what Michelle Malkin is saying, is that whites should remain a majority.
	That is racist.
	You're a white nationalist in America today if you see a problem with whites not being a majority in this country.
	Now, the left has said everyone's paranoid about that.
	They're so petrified.
	I've never heard anyone say they're petrified, but I have heard people say it's a concern.
	I'm not yet one of those people, but I am drifting that way, it seems.
	But I always like to do the Japan test with this kind of shit.
	What if Japan was being overrun with whites and the Japanese were losing their culture and Japan was becoming a minority?
	And they weren't paranoid about that.
	They weren't freaking out.
	They just expressed some concern and said they don't wholly approve, especially when these whites aren't learning Japanese.
	Can you even conceive of someone like Amanda Carpenter or any of these lefties, any of these graper haters, can you even conceive of them criticizing Japan for this?
	Right now, blacks in Crown Heights are screaming at Jews on the train, attacking Jews for gentrifying their community.
	No complaints from the left.
	Oh, well, they have a point.
	When a Chinatown gets gentrified, like in Montreal, it was shrunk by Mayor Jean Drapeau.
	He shrunk Chinatown to nothing because he wanted to build this DeCary Highway.
	No one gave a sh.
	I mean, sorry, the Chinese complained about that, and no one vilified them.
	No one said, how dare the Chinese bitch about Chinatown shrinking.
	So why is there this double standard?
	Is it because whites have to be held to a higher accountability, a higher set of rules?
	Aren't you then saying that whites are superior?
	And doesn't that make the left the white supremacists in this scenario?
	Is this not another example of the bigotry of low expectations?
	If I can apply your criticisms of whites to another race and it sounds absurd, then you have a double standard.
	And we see this at the anger management classes when they say no one can be racist towards whites because they hold the power or whatever.
	Because they're magic.
	Anyway, so Amanda Carpenter has become obsessed with canceling Michelle Malkin.
	And she just did this article for the bulwark.
	Never really heard of that before.
	We know what a bulwark is, right?
	That's the protective wall around a fortress.
	It's the wall that's outside your castle.
	It's funny because they seem to be pretty anti-Trump if they're allowing Amanda Carpenter to rant.
	And this is 1.6, by the way.
	Trump's all about the wall.
	Your site is called the wall.
	Wait a minute.
	Nothing can stop what's coming and you're called the wall.
	In other words, you're useless?
	Okay.
	That's like being called the gun and then guns don't work.
	Michelle Malkin, Mother of the Groipers, how did the darling of Conservatism Inc.
	get caught up with Nick Fuente's America First and the Groupers?
	And it's funny because she cites a speech that Michelle did at AFPAC, wherein she explains all of this.
	And how she was part of Con Inc.
	and they fucked her over and they ignored immigration and she doesn't trust them anymore.
	That's why she's supporting America First.
	Wherein, I don't know if I mentioned this before, but Nick had a great point.
	He said, you know, when you talk to people who's pro-immigration, they'll say, my grandmother was an immigrant.
	My mother was an immigrant.
	I was an immigrant.
	Who are they putting first?
	America or themselves?
	Strong point.
	Anyway, this article is telling because not only does it show you how bad women are at writing, but it shows you how bad the left is at finding these Nazis.
	I thought this quote was very telling.
	And she now seems to have turned her back on all that.
	Yes, she's very clear about that.
	In order to link arms with the most vocal elements of the white nationalist movement, remember, you're a white nationalist if you're uncomfortable with whites not being a majority.
	Or let me go even farther.
	You're a white nationalist, according to these people, if you have noticed or you have consider this remotely disturbing for the white population to be plummeting.
	Now, if Japanese, black, Sikh, Hasidic populations see themselves going down and get nervous, that's no problem at all.
	But if whites notice it, just notice it, they are white nationalists.
	So this is the crazy part of this assumption.
	So to not want to slowly be weeded out is to be a Nazi, a white nationalist.
	So if you don't want your population gone, then you want all other populations destroyed.
	So if you don't want your population destroyed, you want to destroy other populations.
	Let me just reflect.
	If you don't want your population destroyed, then you are someone who wants to destroy other populations.
	That's what she's saying.
	White nationalists, our people want blacks to go back to Africa, Jews to get out of here.
	They want all minorities gone.
	No.
	They are just a group, and I'm not saying I'm one of them, who are concerned about a massive demographic change in America.
	And we have noticed when there's a demographic change in America, people just vote for their group.
	So, if whites, blacks, and Hispanics are all 33%, I promise you, whites will vote for the white guy, Hispanics will vote for the Hispanic guy, and blacks will vote for the black guy.
	You don't believe me?
	Ask most black people who voted for Obama what their favorite Obama policy was when they voted.
	And they'll say, melanin.
	Anyway, and then she corrects herself after saying white nationalist movement.
	She goes, oh, I'm sorry.
	They insist on being called America firsters.
	And then she says, same difference.
	It reminded me of another woman who was writing about Proud Boys once.
	She said they're Western chauvinists.
	Then she put in brackets, read white supremacist.
	And I thought, how incredible it was that in her article, she said, read.
	In other words, she was telling the reader how to interpret words, what to think.
	And when you can tell the reader what to think, your hypothesis is going to be correct.
	Read me being correct.
	All right, so then they quote Michelle Malkin, and she says, oh, and it is unacceptably anti-Semitic to point out the rank hypocrisy of people who are fiercely protective of an ethnostate and an immigration enforcement system that works, she's talking about Israel, who turn around and call those of us who believe, whatever backgrounds are, whatever our backgrounds are.
	Sorry, I'm not reading this very well.
	So she's talking about Israel in the first thing.
	And she says, people who support Israel and their immigration policies then turn around and call those of us who believe, whatever our backgrounds are, who only have one homeland that they've ever known to call us, what is it now?
	White majoritarianism, I believe is the term.
	And then she embraces that loaded term and says, that's me.
	Thank you.
	So Michelle Malkin is saying, yeah, I do think it would be good that we maintained our demographics what they are now.
	By the way, our demographics, what they are now, are like 70% white, 14% black, 84%, and about 15, 18% Hispanic.
	Hispanic is a funny thing because depending on how you want to win an argument, you call them white Hispanic or black Hispanic, and you can shift that last number around.
	But that's the basic structure.
	1% Muslim, 3% Jewish, 5% Asian.
	We've probably gone over 100%, but you get the idea.
	So wait a minute.
	I just thought of something.
	If you want to preserve those demographics, those are multiracial demographics.
	And if you discount white Hispanics, you end up with like high 60s for whites.
	So you're barely the majority.
	So couldn't you argue it's your black supremacist or a Hispanic supremacist if you want to maintain the present demographics of the country?
	Why do they focus on white?
	And you know what's weird about white?
	That counts Italian, English, German, Australian, French, Swedish.
	They're garbage.
	And Greeks, are you kidding me?
	Those sodomites?
	No, thanks.
	It's all the same.
	And Germans, they also play with feces then to shit play.
	That kind of goes to the same.
	We hate Germans.
	Russians, flush the toilet.
	There's a Russian in the bowl.
	That goes along with the let's get a baguette and a croissant from London.
	Wouldn't be funny if it was anti-communist propaganda shirts like from World War II and it said, flush the toilet.
	There's a Russian in the bowl.
	And then it had a toilet with like a picture of a Russian going, ah, you can make that at home, folks.
	That'll be our next t-shirt line.
	Now you know this is one of the oldest symbols.
	I had a joke about that.
	Any more time to refresh your memory?
	Now you know this is one of the oldest symboss.
	I love that guy in the green tie just going, what the fuck have I done?
	Is this exploitation?
	You know, Roger Stone spoke there too, right?
	Really?
	Yeah, he did a good speech there.
	Now, if you wear a traditional black shirt on top of that, that's not exactly what...
	Did you do his angry thing?
	They're trying to murder him in that interrogation.
	They go, look how mad he's getting.
	That's terrible.
	That'd be pretty mad, too.
	Yeah, it's like, after a certain point, it gets fucking ridiculous.
	Oh, Milo's got Roger Stone book coming out.
	We should endorse that.
	All the proceeds go to the Stone fund.
	Anyway, Amanda Carpenter is proudly, the woman who wrote that article is proudly trying to shut down Michelle Malkin.
	And she's calling her columnist all the papers that feature her column.
	And by the way, in the article, she explains that she's having trouble finding them all.
	What the fuck has that got to do with your hypothesis that she's a Nazi?
	I couldn't locate the papers.
	I can't do my job very well.
	Anyway, Michelle reacts to her and she says, I look forward to your morally courageous call to continue lying, purging, and gatekeeping in the name of responsible conservative journalism.
	LOL.
	Fucking nuts.
	And you know, everybody will.
	What?
	No, no, no.
	We should get Carpe Donctum on the line.
	But before we do, speaking of race, we should finish this discussion.
	Have you seen this thing?
	You're not supposed to say Wuhan disease?
	This is 1-4.
	Apparently it's racist to call it the Chinese, even though every disease you've ever had is linked to the place it came from.
	Asian flu, Asian bird flu.
	Wuhan virus is racist, says David Gura.
	Who the fuck is that?
	Click on him.
	MSNBC, NBC News, by way of Bloomberg TV.
	What a little pig.
	He looks like a poorly drawn cartoon.
	It's actually a well-drawn cartoon.
	Yes, it is.
	And Chris Hayes also said it is, quote-unquote, astoundingly Gross to call it the Wuhan virus.
	Yeah, it's not gross enough.
	It should be called the bat virus.
	This came from eating bats.
	We've seen this problem before.
	Bat lascivious, laviscious, something like that.
	It's this dormant, disgusting virus that can stay in your body for months at a time and then just come out of nowhere.
	It totally debilitates the nerve endings and rots your brain till you die.
	And it comes from the Chinese disgusting eating habits, where they have a moral, a saying, sorry, if it moves, it's food.
	Is it histoplasmosis?
	What?
	Histoplasmosis?
	No.
	It's called bat something.
	Bat livus.
	Lysias?
	And then, and then, yeah, go back to 1.5.
	This goes back to the Amanda thing.
	For some reason, the left is petrified of racial violence.
	In fact, New York just started a team.
	Remember that?
	R-E-C-E, like racially motivated extremist terror or something like that?
	Because there's this fear that there's going to be these roving gangs of white racists who are going to go killing people.
	Like after the shootings in Ottawa, I was there at the time.
	I was in Toronto.
	And they killed two terrorists, Muslim terrorists, killed two people in one week.
	One corporal, they ran over with a car, and the other was a guy guarding the War Memorial with an unarmed loaded gun.
	He was shot and killed.
	Nathan Cirillo, I think his name was.
	And the police chief's first thing to do was to go to the mosques and assure them that they would be safe.
	And I think that's why you have this bullshit, don't call it Wuhan virus, in case we start attacking Chinese people, because that's what we do.
	Even though we don't have evidence of that.
	It's not a thing.
	Remember when the Koreans, after the shooting in the Virginia Tech shooting by a Korean, the Korean government was all worried about a massive backlash of racism where we're going to go beating up Koreans in the street because that's what they do.
	They're projecting, right?
	After American troops accidentally killed a kid in South Korea in a tank who jumped out in front of them and they couldn't see him, the Koreans were, even the yangyang dance guy was bitching about America and smashed burning American flags and they were threatening American expats who were there and they attacked Americans as a racist backlash.
	So they just assume we're going to be just as shitty.
	Meanwhile, we're the least shitty group on earth, Westerners.
	So the reason they're petrified of Wuhan is they're scared we're just going to go around beating up Chinese people.
	Meanwhile, that's not a thing.
	And that's not a good way to avoid getting a disease.
	You want anti-Semitic violence?
	Check out blacks in Crown Heights.
	Check out Blacks in Williamsburg.
	Williamsburg.
	Check out Muslims and Jews.
	In Dearborn, Michigan.
	Check out Muslims.
	Check out Islamberg.
	Check out Europe.
	Check out Northern Paris.
	Wear a yammick around Northern Paris if you're looking for anti-Semitism.
	And if you're looking for racism, go to South Central LA and watch the way the Mexican gangs treat blacks.
	But no, it's proud boys.
	It's these roaming groups of white Nazis.
	Anyway, that's a long way from rap, which introduced the show.
	And I wanted to stick to rap this whole episode.
	Can we talk to Carpe?
	Carpe?
	Carpe, how you doing?
	Doing pretty good.
	How are you, man?
	Great.
	Welcome to Rap Talk, where we discuss the hottest hip-hop beats.
	Lots going on this year.
	Lil Peep is big.
	Lil Pump has got some hits out.
	DJ Khaled is producing a lot of rap songs.
	Another one.
	Another one.
	Another great one.
	We the best.
	W-E-T-H-E-B-E-S-T.
	We the best.
	This is correct.
	This is correct.
	How do you feel about Trap Country, which was started, I guess, with the old school road and now is evolving into Don't Touch My Truck?
	Well, you know, it's sort of a weird development.
	I mean, like, I always thought it was kind of a natural combination, you know, country and trap and like, and the beats in there.
	I just, I think it really works, but I just, I don't think that they have the speed down yet.
	They really need to get a little faster just on the, on the, on the lyrics, right?
	I mean, like, you can't do the same old, like, slow draw that you do with country.
	You really have to get into it.
	And, you know, the chewing tobacco and things like that just doesn't really resonate with that market either as much.
	Not yet.
	Not yet.
	I mean, it's something coming, though.
	Do you feel like a lot of motherfuckers be fronting and scared to kick reality?
	I think that's a definite possibility for sure.
	Definite possibility.
	Because a lot of the time with these new producers, I hear their tracks and I'm like, you bugging.
	Yeah, I've heard that from a lot of producers.
	They have indeed been bugging.
	They've been bugging.
	And I think they just got to get with it.
	And let's see.
	And just know what time it is.
	Correct.
	Yes.
	Do you think memes won the election for Trump?
	I think they helped.
	I think they helped a lot.
	I don't know how many votes they changed, but they certainly got information out there and got it to spread around more than it probably would have before.
	I think that that happened because Trump was given no other vessel.
	He was given no other venue.
	So when you're shut out of the mainstream media outside of Fox News, you're left with just like ghetto media, like social media, memes, all this other stuff.
	And because he naturally thrives, he thrived in that, don't you think?
	Well, absolutely.
	I mean, the old legacy media is dying anyway.
	You know, most people get their news from Facebook and Twitter.
	As terrible as that is, I mean, it's the same paradigm that lots of people used to get their news from the Daily Show.
	But it really worked for him because he had such a large social media following that he could really just bypass the gatekeepers of CNN and all of the mainstream outlets that wouldn't give him a fair shake anywhere.
	Yes.
	And I think the misunderstanding is that Facebook is right wing because it allowed him to win.
	But what they don't get is everyone is having a race in cars, right?
	And they tell Donald Trump he can't have a driver's license.
	He can't be in a car.
	So he gets in a go-kart and he just goes, and then he turns, he passes them on the inside, throwing banana peels out the back window as he's doing it, right?
	Yes, they're screeching.
	And then he eventually makes it over the finish line in his soapbox derby.
	And they go, oh, go-karts won the election for Trump.
	We have to stop go-karts.
	No, go-karts were his last resort.
	If you had let him on mainstream media, he would have slayed you there.
	That's what they don't get.
	Imagine if CNN had granted him like 50 interviews during the campaign and treated him fairly.
	Just imagine how, even if they didn't treat him fairly, it still would have been better than what he had to work with.
	The handful of seconds we saw him get a venue, a platform, was when, like Hillary said, you know, we're lucky that Donald Trump isn't in power.
	He just goes, well, you'd be in jail.
	Right.
	Those little quips are why they don't let him on mainstream media because he just dominates it too well.
	Well, yeah, I mean, we saw, what was it, just last week that Fox had like a town hall with him, and it was one of the most popular things that they've had on Fox in a long, long time.
	It was a good interview.
	So when they have people like Joe Biden or Bernie Sanders on there, all they do is trip over their own tongue.
	So they can't allow them on that stuff.
	What is that sound?
	A tank going by outside your...
	We're cold over here.
	Aren't you in the South?
	No, no, I'm in Kansas.
	I'm in the Midwest.
	That's the South, as far as I'm concerned.
	Aren't you south of the Mason-Dixon line?
	Oh, I don't know.
	You would be more up to date on that, I guess.
	I think Kansas is the South.
	Well, I don't sound Southern, but I mean, I could pretend if you want.
	Yeah, I'd like that very much.
	Yeah, I'm not going to do that.
	So the generic question for you is you went to the White House.
	What was that like?
	Generic question, tell me the exact details.
	Like, I know you've gone through this story 9 million times, but what was the moment where you're sitting on some sort of brown couch with your family and a black woman, I assume, comes over with a clipboard and says, the president will see you now?
	Why does she have to be black?
	Because they want to get their numbers up, and that's an easy way to get black woman numbers up, is to give them all those administrative jobs.
	Okay, well, I don't remember, but I don't know.
	I don't know.
	That sounds like she was.
	That sounds like she was.
	So give you the play-by-play of what happened then?
	Yes.
	Okay.
	So the assistant came over and said, hey, talking to my kids.
	Have you ever been to the Oval Office before?
	Because most kids have been to the Oval Office, if you didn't know.
	And they said, no, no.
	Well, are you ready to go?
	And so then they led us to the Oval Office, and we sat down on the better couches.
	Ooh.
	Is that the one I saw Kellyanne Conway crouched on?
	Yeah, that was the infamous crouching, crouch gate, I think was what that was called, crouch gate.
	I love their gates, don't you?
	I saw one in the Daily Mirror recently, and it said Trump was talking about coronavirus and said he hasn't touched his face in weeks and he misses his face.
	And then they have a photo of him going like that from a week ago.
	It's too bad they didn't get one like that.
	We caught you eating your pinky, Dr. Evo.
	So they bring us in there, and so we're actually in the Oval Office for just a couple minutes before he arrives, and then he arrives from another door.
	And Kellyanne Conway was there, and she just said hi, and then, you know, moved on.
	Everyone says she's ugly.
	I don't think they realize that she's old.
	She's like 55.
	She looks great for 55.
	I have no complaints.
	Wait, you're dating her?
	No, no, I'm not.
	Oh, okay.
	Not even a little bit.
	Okay.
	Even her husband isn't dating her.
	Right.
	Yeah, that's a weird relationship.
	You and I are both lucky in that we don't have political wives.
	My wife doesn't really care about all this.
	Oh, no.
	Yeah, and I've said this a thousand times.
	My wife is not a fan of me.
	Of you.
	She's even less of a fan.
	She doesn't even know who you are.
	That's great.
	You know, when I first got married, I used to go on my wife's message boards and hack in because I knew her passwords and read what she says about me because it's this message where you complain about your husband, basically.
	And now I would never dare do that.
	I do not want to know what she says.
	It would make me, it would crush my ego.
	Well, you know, the good thing is that the message board that my wife uses is just speaking directly to my face and be like, you need to do the dishes like right now.
	You're getting on my nerves.
	I don't know what to do.
	I'm going to have to leave for a little while.
	Like, I'm going to have to go somewhere and just scream.
	Let me present another weird analogy to you.
	So before we get back to the White House, we'll use the White House as like the backbone of this.
	Right.
	It's just a theme running through.
	Correct.
	So Trump is left with no options, right?
	And he uses memes and Facebook posts and Instagram and Twitter, which, by the way, no one remembers.
	2016, Twitter wasn't the be-all and end-all the way it is now.
	Twitter was fun.
	Yeah, it was a silly place where a lot of comedians would go to work out their jokes.
	Yeah, in 2016, Twitter was fun.
	People had a good time.
	Journalists didn't take themselves quite so seriously.
	I mean, some of them still did.
	I mean, Acosta was still a pretty serious guy on Twitter.
	But most of the time, people just had a good time.
	They shared things they liked.
	They put videos out.
	They put pictures out.
	It was a good time.
	It was laid back.
	You were on there.
	Alex was on there.
	You know, you had all of the characters.
	And most of the characters have been wiped out now.
	So it's mostly just vanilla now.
	Yes, it's just talking in a bubble.
	I'm glad we brought up comedians too, because I meant to ask you, why did comedians hate Trump?
	He's the only funny president we've had, maybe since Reagan.
	I'm not even sure Reagan was that funny.
	He's definitely our funniest president.
	So most, I would agree with that mostly.
	There's been a few key moments that I think that some of the other presidents have been funny.
	I don't know if you remember that George Bush invited a George Bush impersonator to the stupid gathering of all the media people once a year.
	The press conference thing, the media.
	Whatever the party that is.
	Yeah, the press conference.
	The correspondence dinner.
	There you go.
	He invited a really, really good impersonator of himself to the correspondence dinner and had that guy deliver his speech, which was hilarious.
	And then he was standing like two feet away and they were sort of mirroring each other.
	There you go.
	Yeah.
	Wow, that is pretty good.
	And then Obama did something funny.
	I don't remember what it was, but I'm sure he wasn't making fun of himself.
	He's mostly making fun of other people.
	Right.
	Benghazi was pretty funny.
	Oh, it was hilarious, man.
	A video, man.
	That was good.
	All those people yelling.
	Right.
	Yeah, such a good time was had by all except for the people that died.
	Yes, yes.
	You always have to bring up the downside to all good, hilarious pranks.
	Well, that's true.
	That's true.
	How did that work out for that video guy, though?
	That YouTube guy went to jail or something for it.
	Nasla Bakuli Nasla went to jail for a year, and then he came out exactly like Czechoslovakia when Stalin ran it.
	And he said, I understand that Obama and Hillary have a hard job and a hard road ahead of them.
	And that's why they were forced to imprison me.
	What are you doing?
	You're on your phone?
	You got heaters going?
	Am I interrupting you?
	Yeah, I'm sorry.
	I'm sorry.
	I thought I had my phone muted, but apparently not.
	All right, let me throw the answer out to my own question.
	I think comedians hate Trump because comedians have been taken over by the nerd community.
	And Trump is like a 1980s guy who says, yeah, if we see a nerd, give him a wedgie.
	And all of a sudden, the shoegazing betas don't have the same status they had before.
	Do you think they're nerds?
	Because they don't seem that smart.
	Yeah, maybe nerd isn't the word.
	But when you think of like Mark Harmon, Sam Morell, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, all of the people who hate his guts, they've never been in a fight.
	That's true.
	And all the women who hate his guts are clearly affirmative action hires who are not funny.
	You look at the Netflix top picks for stand-up comedy right now.
	It's mostly women, and they're mostly terrible.
	And when a guy shows up in the White House saying, let's start doing meritocracy, the affirmative action hires get nervous.
	You want to hear, since you asked me the question, you want to hear why I think comedians aren't funny?
	If you want to interrupt my show by answering my questions, fine.
	So why I think that comedians aren't funny is because they're doing a roast of, they're constantly in roast mode.
	But the good thing about a roast is that at the end of the roast, everybody likes the person that they just roasted, and it was all about jokes.
	In this case, it's a roast where everyone actually hates the person.
	So it just comes off as mean, vindictive.
	Nobody's actually laughing.
	It's all just...
	That's what comedians do now.
	Who's that Pete guy who was dating Ariana Grande?
	Pete Davidson?
	Pete Davidson.
	I saw him do a roast that Ann Coulter was at, and he obviously hated her so much that it just sort of poisoned the whole roast, and it was really uncomfortable and unfun to watch.
	Well, exactly.
	Like nobody wants to, Yeah.
	Like, like, when you see, the natural reaction for most people is when you see someone like just bagging on somebody and like hitting them over and over again and you know that that person hates them, it makes you uncomfortable.
	Now, a roast sort of makes you uncomfortable, but at the same time, you know at the end everybody's going to hug and laugh and they're all going to go about their day and be nice to each other again.
	But it's like this ultra cringe type of thing that happens.
	And when someone is that passionate with their hatred, you got to wonder what their real issue is.
	Someone said to me a long time ago, when you really hate someone, it's because they remind you of a bad trait about yourself.
	And it's like these politicians that won't stop talking about gays all the time, and then you find out that they hit on a gay dude in a bathroom.
	There's something fishy about their vitriol.
	It just doesn't seem sincere.
	That is a long, I don't even know.
	It's a thing I've heard for a long, long time is the, um, um, It's true of the entire left, too.
	Yeah, it is.
	I remember with Sarah Palin, they were talking about cutting her skin off.
	Now, I hate Lynn Manuel Miranda.
	I hate Alan Cumming.
	I never think of these guys.
	Jeremy Piven, I hate.
	Common, the rapper.
	I never think about these guys.
	I just think they suck.
	Not to get too far off topic, but that's also why I feel like the left always is afraid of us being violent because they have all these violent thoughts themselves.
	I sit in my house all day thinking about how I can peel somebody's skin back and pour ants all on top of them because I hate them so much.
	And then they're like, I can't even imagine what those racists are thinking.
	Exactly.
	That's the fundamental problem with the left is they put their brains in our heads.
	And I think what they've done with Trump is they go, all right, so that's David Duke.
	He's in the White House and America is all Charlottesville.
	All right, I got it.
	I'm making that assumption.
	And without, you know, testing your hypothesis.
	So they go, all right, so we need our own David Duke.
	We need to go radical left.
	Let's get Cortez and Ilhan Omar, the goon squad in there to counteract their radical right.
	And you go, you should have spoken to us.
	We're not radical.
	We don't even like David Duke.
	Trump is 2004 DNC.
	He's just a normal guy.
	You fucked up with your counterattack.
	Right.
	It's all projection all the time.
	And it's it's I think it's so damaging to their party, it's damaging to everybody.
	Well, I think it's true, too, of even when they talk about genocide.
	Like, you don't want trans people to live.
	They don't want their quote-unquote Nazis to live.
	And we saw that when James O'Keefe broke into the Bernie Sanders campaign, and they're talking about, literally talking about re-education camps.
	The gulags aren't that bad.
	What are you talking about?
	What?
	It's like a little vacation where you get to learn stuff.
	Yeah, it's a little work camp.
	It's like something.
	Not unless you don't want to learn stuff, and then you could just disappear forever.
	Unless, of course, you fall off the wall they're building and impale yourself on some of the equipment, and then we move on.
	All right, let's get back to the White House.
	So the president will see you now.
	You're sitting on the fancy couch.
	You go over to the desk.
	You give him a noogie.
	Yeah, he walked in.
	You know, he said hi to my kids.
	And I think there's a couple pictures there of, you know, my kids' like outstretched hands and stuff like that.
	That was probably the first five seconds we were in there with him.
	So they gave hugs and all that stuff.
	And then eventually we moved.
	Yeah, there's one of them.
	We moved over to the Resolute Desk and just stood around and talked for like 20 minutes.
	Now, I've been to the White House on tours before.
	And the thing that blew me away is how much it sucks.
	The building is really small, and it's really tight, and the ceilings are really low, and it's really hard to orient yourself in there.
	You feel like you could just run through the walls.
	Right.
	Well, I'm guessing you probably couldn't, but you know, but yeah, like it, what struck me the most was when I got into the West Wing and it's like a six or seven foot ceiling.
	Like anybody taller than six foot is going to be like bumping the heads on everything.
	Yeah.
	And then the elevator to go to like the upper floors was, you know, it was like a three-person elevator.
	Weird.
	I think it may be because it was rebuilt in 1812.
	I'm guessing it wasn't built for the modern.
	But also it was built in a time where you didn't want to be ostentatious.
	So it was like Protestant work ethic.
	Let's let's you know boil down everything, make it austere.
	And then I forgot what the word austere means, by the way, but I hope it works in that context.
	I'm sure it will.
	We can just force it.
	We can reinvent it.
	I'll double correct word if I was wrong.
	And then you have someone like Trump, who is used to $150 million gold jet.
	He must be in this rickety clubhouse going, how did I end up here?
	It's like, just paint the walls with gold or something.
	Yeah.
	Could have some fancy blinds.
	Anyway, so you sit down with him and what was the rapport like?
	Because I've heard from people who know Secret Service guys that the biggest trouble with Trump is he won't stop asking you about you and making sure you're okay and they have to like shuffle him along because he's too generous.
	Well, you know, talking to him was it's kind of like you would imagine just talking to him.
	He's just a normal guy.
	Like his way is to make you comfortable.
	And so he does that by talking to you and asking you questions.
	And he's like, now how are you guys doing?
	I heard you.
	What the fuck is this sound now?
	That's one of my children.
	I'm pretty sure.
	With a big, a bag of one of those oversized Legos?
	No, I think those are train tracks.
	I think those train tracks.
	It was wooden train tracks.
	Isn't it interesting...
	So we only give Trump the go-kart option, and he wins the race with the go-kart.
	We make you a stay-at-home dad.
	You can't do anything.
	You can't leave the house.
	You go, maybe I'll peter away at this computer.
	And the next thing you know, you're the meme lord of the world getting people elected.
	Aren't men incredible?
	Yes, and that's going to get me in so much trouble.
	Thank you for that.
	We could have locked you in a kitchen and you'd invent a new kind of cake.
	So, you know, this is what you get.
	This is what you get when you send me a text five minutes before you want me to come on.
	You get noises in the background, you get train tracks and all that stuff.
	I love it.
	It's authentic.
	Tanks rolling by.
	Yes, beautiful.
	All right.
	So you talk to him.
	He's like how you'd expect.
	Ask you about your life.
	Any jokes?
	Do you remember any particular quotes?
	Well, there was a, I don't know if you've heard of this joke.
	I think he tells this joke whenever there's kids around, but he's got that little button on his desk.
	He's got this little box and it's got a button.
	And he's like, he turns over to my kids and says, do you know what this button does?
	Some people say this launches a nuke.
	Should I press it?
	And they're like, yeah, yeah, they should.
	So then he presses it.
	And then like, according to my friend that was there, he said that One of the Secret Service guys said that the guy that brings him a Coke wasn't there.
	But then what I thought I heard was him saying, I'm right here.
	So it was like a panic button.
	But who knows what it actually does?
	Oh, really?
	That's cool.
	Yeah, I talked to Dinesh D'Souza, who was pardoned by him, and he said that he was even way more down to earth than he thought, almost too much.
	And he said, you know, you must have, Dinesh said, you must have the thickest skin on earth dealing with this constant abuse and hatred from half the country, but it just doesn't do anything to you.
	And then Trump allegedly said, no, man, it's kind of stressing me out.
	I mean, Jesus.
	Like when we killed that Abu, whatever his name was, Salabinabad guy.
	Right.
	You nailed it.
	You nailed it.
	That was it.
	I got it.
	With most names, they're just made up anyway.
	Like, if you asked the actual guy, what's your name?
	He'd be like, Salabadabigabad Bad.
	Like, they don't even know.
	It's like Chinese.
	It's just made up.
	You can call me Seth.
	Go up to a Chinese person, say, how do you say I'd like a sandwich?
	And they'll be like, and then say, all right, say it again.
	And they'll go, it's a made-up language.
	And Middle Eastern names are made up on the spot.
	Anyway, he goes, I'm sure it's not just because they don't care.
	Like, they know you don't speak it.
	And so they're just making shit up while they're doing that.
	That's not remotely possible.
	So when he killed Abu Gharabla Badabad, he goes, I thought I'd get some accolades then, and they're still beating me up about it.
	Right.
	So I think part of his appeal is that he's just a dude.
	Well, he has a pretty aggressive, I don't look at the comments of anything policy, I'm pretty sure.
	That's how it gets through most of his day.
	But I mean, the amount of abuse that he takes is truly ridiculous.
	Like, I don't think I've ever seen anybody take as much abuse as he's taken the last three years.
	I mean, the dude was under investigation and it was 24-7 nonstop.
	You know, it's true when people say he's the most vetted president we've ever had.
	I mean, literally every second of every day is journalists trying to find something that they can use against him.
	Yeah, I remember reading a study that said last summer 90% of the articles about him were negative.
	Yeah.
	That's got to be unprecedented.
	And like 99% of everything on CNN and MSNBC are negative.
	Okay, last question.
	So how do you define when it's time to go?
	Does he sort of go, all right, well, nice meeting you?
	Well, in the office, it was, I think it was sort of just a natural break.
	Like we talked about stuff for, you know, 20, 25 minutes or whatever.
	That's a long ass time.
	It was a long time.
	It was way longer than I thought.
	You know, I sort of thought we would just go in and take a picture and then, you know, he'd say, well, now get the hell out of my office.
	I got other things to do.
	But no, he stood there and talked for like 20 minutes and talked about everything from memes to he just gotten back from North Korea.
	So he was like, you know, the press, they don't give me any.
	I went and shook hands with him on the DMZ and they're still beating me up.
	So same type of deal.
	Yeah, same as Dinesh.
	Yeah.
	So in closing, you think this is going to be a great year for Cardi B and Bad Barbie?
	I think it is.
	If they can come up with some real good country crossovers, I think they can really hit the markets solid.
	And what I think people don't talk about enough is that there's actually a good amount of crossover between German polka and rap that's happening now.
	And it's like this, it's called later rapping.
	Later rapping.
	Yeah, it's a combination of the two.
	It's got a lot of good beats, but then it also has sort of stuff.
	Yeah, you're just begging for a rap to go over top of it.
	I think it's a natural thing because there's been a lot of things about drinking and drugs and stuff.
	And so if you just add like a German drinking song into a rap song, then I mean, it's a perfect mix.
	Wow, you just named this episode leader rapping.
	Carpe, thank you for educating us about hip-hop culture.
	You are welcome.
	Does this kid know trucks?
	Matte Black finish.
	That sounds like a thing.
	Wood grain interior.
	Four on the floor, souped up Hemi.
	No, go, let me see it.
	You've cropped in on it too much.
	I can't read it.
	Vade engine with the windows tinted.
	Okay.
	Does he have some real deep cuts, though?
	Whole block jumping because the subs stay hitting?
	That's the subwoofers, I guess.
	Wood grain dash with the matte black finish, and I match my shoddy with the big old butt.
	Okay.
	I'm not seeing anything that shows you really know trucks.
	I think you're a posur.
	God, my mom, when I was a punk rocker, she knew that poser was our kryptonite, and being called a poser was the worst thing you could do.
	So she'd try to, she was mad at me, she'd go, oh, you're, och, you're such a, but she wouldn't say poser.
	She'd use the French.
	She also did this with gross.
	She thought it was the French pronunciation.
	She goes, och, you think all food is gross.
	Gross.
	And then with poser, she'd go, och, you're just another posure.
	Pretty irritating, huh?
	All right, we're running out of time here.
	We might have a moment for a couple of for a couple males, and then we'll end with a kooky video.
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Uh-oh, I have coronavirus.
	I have the racist disease.
	That's a good way to get out of it.
	People call you racist, you go, yeah, I know, it sucks.
	I'm doing everything I can to prevent it.
	Can you help?
	Here's one we received one minute ago.
	Sometimes I go back, blast from the past.
	Sometimes I'm going to have to, I think tomorrow's show should be all mailbag.
	Maybe we'll talk to Sticks and Hexenhammer about the coronavirus.
	But besides that, because a lot of these are getting good.
	I put blue flags on the good ones and red flags on the shitters.
	And there's barely any shitters here.
	I could search by flags.
	Well, this is flagless.
	I got attacked by communists, it says.
	Hey, Gavin Ryan, please check this video out.
	The actual fight is in the end of the video.
	Do you have any comment on that?
	I want to fuck you with my new sunglasses, friend.
	None of these people know how to fight.
	It's a sick logo.
	Yeah.
	Looks like a new football.
	Wait, how dare you?
	Isn't that our thing?
	Oh, no, that's Greta Thunberg.
	We just got beat up by communists.
	He's got a cross on his forehead?
	That's an old skinhead thing.
	Stuttgart.
	Stuttgart.
	No, not this one.
	The tie.
	Oh, God, I'm nervous.
	You are gay.
	These ladies are not really the friends of the straight white males.
	I want to make an announcement for today because, you know, you never rate women from 1 to 10 when women are around because they get offended.
	So always rate women from 1 to 10 in your mind, in your head or with your friends.
	But I invented a new system today where you can rate women when they are around and they don't get offended.
	It's instead of numbers, we're going to use names.
	So everything above 5 is Honeybee.
	Everything above 6 is a Knockout.
	Everything above 7 is a Smoke Show.
	And 8 and higher is a Day Runa.
	What are you doing?
	This guy is heavily influenced by the G. Yeah, but always remember, 77 cents for each dollar.
	Stuttgart.
	I've been to Stuttgart.
	You say it a lot.
	One of the most boring places ever.
	But good people.
	That's a nice glasses.
	All right, so let's jump ahead.
	I think it gets good around 25, 43.
	It's not a good choice to get the baby.
	I'm a journalist.
	We have freedom of press in this country.
	Germany is usually very good about freedom of the press.
	You want to hit me?
	Just pause.
	This is a thing I've noticed at these rallies.
	Go away.
	They always say that.
	Get lost.
	Go away.
	It happened in Elad's latest one at Washington Square Park with the women thing.
	It's like, I don't know how to fight.
	They blocked him.
	I don't know how to fight.
	I don't know how to argue physically or verbally fight.
	So just go away.
	Get lost.
	I don't like, yeah.
	I think you want to hit me.
	I don't want to.
	I don't want to.
	No, you just push me.
	You cannot.
	No, I can.
	I have to write.
	No.
	It's a public event.
	No.
	It's a public event.
	Go away.
	Germans are so cocked.
	They've been so beaten down for the sins of their past.
	They're going to call us racist.
	Fuck you.
	War.
	Oh.
	That would be it.
	You got to watch it when you're fighting someone that old because you hit him really hard.
	He hits his head on the pavement.
	You just murdered a man.
	Yeah.
	If I was fighting someone that age, I think I would just shove.
	Is this the music from Ants?
	It is.
	It is?
	Yeah.
	Either that or the Charlie and Chocolate Factory remake.
	No, it's Ants.
	We are on our way back from the women's strike in Stuttgart.
	Shit went down.
	Not really, dude.
	10 minutes started to push me out.
	I said.
	But that was fun.
	Never heard of that guy before.
	I hope he's not a...
	I hope he's not a Nazi.
	Was ist his name?
	How dare you if his name is General.
	How dare you?
	How dare you?
	Oh, look.
	He stole tons of my shit.
	It's an homage.
	Gavin versus Ryan.
	Gold compilation.
	This is from Adam.
	Biblical evidence for Gavin's opinion on animals.
	I love me some biblical ev.
	I like when God is on your side.
	Because when everyone's yelling at you, like, calm and saying, go away, you think, am I shitty?
	And then God goes, no, dude.
	In fact, we've been through this before, and I...
	i always win i wrote it hey gavin and ryan i'm a 20 year old living in katana ontario does he mean kanata ontario let me just check i got it i got it um no it's kanata that's where i went to oh no wait there is oh there's a katana onto there is a katana in ontario uh meaning the sword it's one of the Largest suburbs of Ottawa.
	But yes.
	Oh, no, it's Kanata.
	That's my high school.
	That's where I went, the Earl of March.
	There's Kanata and Katana.
	Kanata, it's pronounced.
	Oh.
	Hi, Gavin, Ryan.
	Lo, I was convinced of the existence of God when studying science in Genesis 1.
	I've been devoutly studying the Bible ever since.
	I just wanted to weigh in on why I agree with Gavin's opinion on animals.
	In Genesis, God talks about creating three different types of life.
	Purely physical, plants and bacterium.
	Physical and soullish, animals.
	And lastly, life that's physical, soullish, and spirit.
	humans.
	We share the same soullessness as animals by being able to Doesn't that mean no soul?
	As animals by being able to express mind, will, and emotion, but they lack a spirit.
	In the book of Job, God explains he created nefish animals to relate to a higher being, us humans, just as he created us humans to relate to a higher being, God himself.
	Because of this, I agree that humans creating chihuahuas is a perversion.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Yeah, I was just thinking about that the other day.
	Also this.
	Now, we don't torture them.
	We have dominion over them.
	I'm still mad.
	If I see someone kicking their dog out on the street, I'm going to fight them.
	We don't want unnecessary cruelty.
	But yeah, you can eat him.
	Okay, here's another one.
	This is a little longer.
	It'll be our last letter.
	We've got to get out of here, and I want to show a long video at the end.
	Animals are losers.
	Atheist letter follow-up.
	Gav Dog, following up on the letter you got from the atheist on Monday's episode.
	Conservatives lack curiosity in the natural world, question mark?
	Nope.
	Most conservatives seem to fear God, but that is my opinion.
	They seem to know and comprehend the basics of the Bible, including the creation and order God placed and an order God places on his creation mentioned in the book of Genesis.
	Genesis 1, 2, 6, translation, NASB translation.
	Then God said, let us make man in our image according to our likeness, and let them rule over the fish of the sea, and over the birds of the sky, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creeps on the earth.
	What does it mean?
	Man is given dominion over the animals of earth.
	Genesis 8, 22, while the earth remains, seed time and harvest, and cold and heat and summer and winter and day and night shall not cease.
	What's that got to do with anything?
	Matthew 25, 13, watch, therefore, for you know neither the day nor the hour in which the Son of Man is coming.
	Oh, I see.
	What does that mean?
	He asks.
	We're never going to convince atheists, by the way, by quoting the Bible.
	Climate change is a hoax is what that means.
	Genesis 8, 22 is after Noah and his family are saved from the flood.
	Matthew 25, Jesus speaks, we know not when Christ will come again and the world as we know it will end when he discusses the parable of the 10 virgins.
	Virgins, be ready.
	Will it all end in 12 years?
	God says we won't know.
	All right, so that's getting kind of boring.
	And I appreciate that Genesis says we have dominion over animals, but that's not my angle.
	My angle is it's fucking obvious.
	Look at their shitty lives.
	You don't need further proof.
	Do you want to be one?
	Do you want to be a dog?
	I don't mean the anthropomorphized version of a dog where he has a hat on and says, what are you doing in my chair?
	I mean, being an animal would be hell.
	As a crazy Dinash thinks he's a toad.
	Food, territory, territory, food, food, sex, sex, territory, territory.
	You're just a big pile of instincts.
	They don't contemplate.
	Anyway, this is my favorite part of the letter.
	There are two camps on the origin of the universe, creation and evolution.
	Scientists have tested spontaneous generation.
	There's not a single case of it occurring naturally in history ever.
	Louis Pasteur worked on the false notion of spontaneous generation, life springing from non-living sources.
	He had to concede the law of biogenesis states that life comes only from previous life of its own type of kind.
	What?
	Right.
	I understand what he means.
	The creation model denies vertical or macroevolution, but does not deny horizontal or microevolution, creation of subspecies of genetic variation.
	Yeah, that's another thing that annoys me.
	We don't say that, you know, the dodo bird just appeared and then, poof, that all of a sudden there's a cardinal in the sky.
	I believe in evolution.
	I just think God pushed the first domino.
	He knew the dodo bird was going to go extinct.
	He built the dodo bird knowing it would go extinct.
	He knew that we would eventually, you know, start walking upright.
	This was all the plan, the long-term plan.
	He knew we would keep improving.
	He knew that our lifespans would keep getting longer.
	He didn't sit there and go, dog, I'm going to make a fish.
	So we believe in the Big Bang at the beginning, but God created it.
	Let there be light, the Bible says.
	You're a Christian?
	Read your Bible for yourself.
	Don't take my word for it.
	Greta is a puppet for the left.
	Sinking today, you know that whole plastic straw thing?
	It all comes from that one fucking bitch who was pulling straws out of a turtle's nose.
	My little five-year-old saw that, and to this day, he gets furious if straws are plastic.
	Meanwhile, as Joe Biggs pointed out on last episode or two episodes ago, you're poking it through a plastic tray.
	The thing you're poking through is plastic.
	And by the way, that turtle, he's not in the Mississippi.
	He's out in probably the Caribbean or some shit, where they just dump all their garbage into the ocean.
	And here's another thing.
	Why are turtles doing cocaine?
	Why am I the bad guy?
	Because turtles are out fucking snorting lines of blow, which underwater you must need eight kilos just to get one line.
	That's my fault.
	Costa Ricans pour straws in the ocean, and now when I go to salsa fresca, I have to have a fucking paper straw that feels like I used tampon string.
	All right.
	We strayed from rap again.
	Let's watch the final video.
	This is number 20.
	Back to good old Cartnark.
	Oh, I remember this.
	This guy has adrenaline control.
	And the way he lampoons others.
	This is not between the spots here.
	Supposed to take your carts back to the.
	Do you work here?
	Ma'am, I'm with the cart narcs.
	What we do is we narc out people who are being lazy bones and not taking their cards back.
	Is that how you taking videos?
	Well, yeah, that's how we can shame other.
	That's the best part.
	She just got is that he calls them lazy bones while they're in a rage.
	Yeah, that's how we can shame other.
	Show other people, man, you can't take, Yes, you can.
	Just pause.
	Let me explain to you the law.
	When you're in public, there is a reasonable expectation of being photographed.
	Okay?
	You knew when you left the house today, left the house is a crucial part of the story, that about living in New York City, working in New York City, about 1,000 people are going to see you that day.
	When you're put on social media, sometimes it's 2,000, sometimes it's 10,000.
	So your problem is a bunch of people saw me, but more than I wanted to.
	Sorry, that's not a case.
	And a precedent was set, actually, in Montreal, where a guy sued the Montreal Gazette because there was a picture of him and his mistress, and it said, spring is sprung.
	And that was his mistress.
	He got divorced, and he said, you outed me my affair, and you ruined my marriage.
	Yeah, it's the photographer's fault, not yours.
	And the judge said, when you went out that day and you were skipping with her, you knew that a couple hundred people were going to see you.
	Turns out a couple thousand people saw you.
	Sorry, that's just more people.
	Take your cart back.
	The point is, you knew that you're filming me without my film.
	Why am I doing that?
	Because I'm a documentary filmmaker.
	I'll tell you right now.
	How can you be a documentary filmmaker and not know that?
	Basic truth.
	Why am I doing that?
	I don't give my permission to be able to do that.
	That's great, but why am I doing that, ma'am?
	You're an asshole?
	No, because you're a lazy bones and you think you're better than everybody.
	When you see people blurry, it's a courtesy from the filmmaker.
	You're better than everybody.
	That's right.
	Because I am.
	Because you're a cartnark.
	Yes, ma'am.
	Because you are.
	I am a cartnar.
	You're a cartnark.
	You're better than everybody, aren't you?
	By definition, you aren't.
	You're a swine ball.
	You better put this on yourself.
	Have you noticed that when he was introducing himself, he said, I'm a cartnark because it made sense in that context.
	But the pronunciation is cartnark.
	The emphasis is on the cart.
	But now she's consistently emphasizing the narc.
	You're a cartnark.
	Right.
	Which is even funnier.
	She's a lazy bones.
	Possibly, ma'am, but the point is to shame you and other people like you into being better people.
	I thought that was Sammy Hagar.
	She can't drive 55.
	She can't even drive one.
	She can't even drive a cart to it.
	Can't even reverse.
	I don't know why you're being so angry with me.
	This is where she pulls out her phone.
	Oh.
	Those mace.
	Yeah, but Kartnark doesn't want to see it.
	What are we going to talk about here?
	He's like, well, can you airdrop this?
	Ma'am, that's illegal.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, can you airdrop this so I can cut back and forth and make my video 100% better?
	Mr. Narkmarks.
	Nark Marks.
	No, no, I'm not afraid of a secret agency that narcs out.
	You're a secret agency.
	That's great, and you're filming me without answering.
	That one documentary she worked on has become her entire identity?
	She was like an AD.
	Who got coffee?
	This is you being an asshole.
	No, no, ma'am, who left their card out first?
	You, not me.
	Who left their cart out?
	You know when they pay people to pick up the cards?
	Ma'am, we hear it.
	Is it your job?
	Ma'am, we hear that argument a lot.
	Let me explain why that's.
	We, who are we?
	We are the Cartnarks.
	Me and other agents of the Cartnarks.
	And really, do you get paid by the Cartnarks?
	Yes, we do.
	Now, let me explain why that's a bad argument.
	If I can address your point, please.
	Yeah.
	By that, that's a make-work job.
	By that logic, I could just litter or keep people.
	You don't litter.
	Well, you don't literally.
	No, that's not the argument, my dear.
	But by that logic, that's his point.
	He's trying to give you an analogy.
	Now, hold on.
	Let me explain.
	But she got his shoes in there just in case.
	You're trying to shave me because you think you are better than me.
	I don't care who you are.
	I am.
	And I'm going to tell you this.
	You don't have my permission.
	That's fine.
	You can use my video.
	You don't have my permission.
	I haven't finished my analogy yet.
	You know what?
	Whenever I see Kartner, I go, I got to get back to that.
	I got to get back to not only not getting mad at people, but making fun of them and enjoying it and saying, I am better than you.
	I used to do that a lot more as a young man.
	Like, I remember I was taking women's studies in college, and I had all this information I couldn't use.
	And women didn't want to talk to me about feminism.
	So I would goad them into a rage and say, I know more about being a woman than you.
	That's incredible because I've studied so much.
	And then that would make them snap and then they'd come into the arena.
	The Beyblades arena.
	You ever play Beyblades?
	Yeah.
	I've ripped it a couple of times.
	I play my son all the time.
	It's hard.
	It's 100% about what particular Beyblade you have.
	Yeah.
	No, it's not, ma'am.
	By your analogy, I could just key cars because that makes jobs harder.
	I don't key cars.
	Okay, but I can't buy cars key.
	How about women, huh?
	She doesn't get the car.
	Hey, women, would you rather be stabbed or burned?
	Neither.
	This cart was not rolling and dinging.
	But if the wind catches it, we see it all the time.
	Total egotistical pick.
	No, ma'am.
	What I am.
	Who's the guy with the bag?
	He's an actual cart guy.
	Yeah, he's like, he's just like, what the fuck is going on?
	I could just take it.
	You're not in the right.
	What you are is a nosybody.
	What you are is trying to make a lot of people.
	Well, with that logic, you're a lazy bones.
	I may be a nosybody, but you're a lazy bones.
	Narc Marks, guilty of being a nosy body.
	You're trying to make...
	Yes.
	There's no rules that say I have to put my cart there.
	I know, it's common decency, which you lack.
	You lack common decency.
	What are you going to do with the video?
	I'm going to help show people how to behave properly.
	Are you going to put this on YouTube so you can make money?
	Ma'am, I'm going to put it wherever I please.
	Oh, I see.
	You're gonna use my video wherever you please so you can make money?
	I will admit that you acting like this and being kind of a B word is helping me out'cause.
	Well, your voice is raised and I'm not.
	No, you're not, because you're being a pig, okay?
	How is it a pig to enforce rules and be just trying to steal my phone?
	That's attempted theft.
	I instantly tried to steal your phone.
	I'm trying to stop you from picking a video of me.
	Well, why am I doing it though, ma'am?
	You're not addressing the root cause of your laziness.
	Oh, but you put the root cause of your laziness.
	Hashtag Cartnarks.
	That's a handicap spot, ma'am.
	A person could die.
	But you don't understand why they have the blue spot there.
	It's to help let people get out of their wheelchairs and stuff.
	Ma'am.
	Where'd she go?
	Go get the manager.
	They always want to go.
	The manager.
	Call the police.
	Get the manager.
	I can't solve my own problems.
	Mikey.
	Mikey.
	Are we good for all the updates?
	Oh, we have another.
	We have a letter I didn't read.
	But I can remember it.
	Well, we got one more update.
	Oh, what's the other update?
	Oh, they found that video?
	That's video work.
	Thank you, viewers.
	Shout out to the Red.
	We're a family.
	That's why I don't like the word fans.
	You don't worship me like Katy Perry's fans or something.
	We're a team who works together.
	I couldn't find this video.
	You found that video.
	Is that a fan?
	Is that subservience?
	No, you're helping me.
	Contribute.
	We're on the same plane.
	If we were in an office, we'd be all on an open floor plan.
	Reddit slash Gavin McGinnis.
	Having spent the morning with Gerard Batten, we were accosted by a climate change protester whose camera crew and himself didn't seem to like it when I asked a simple question about his posh boy upbringing.
	Can I ask you a question just to interrupt the constant monologue of you talking?
	Please, he's not.
	There's this perception I have where I live, and it's a place called the rest of the UK, that climate protesters are massively over-privileged and kind of posh kids.
	And you seem to be falling straight into that for me.
	So can you explain to me why it is that it seems to be almost a luxury of the privileged that live in London to dictate to the rest of us what we should and shouldn't be allowed to do?
	It feels that way.
	No, I'm just asking you about this idea of privilege.
	So like your hero and pin-up, Greta, is actually a very privileged individual with privileged parents.
	You, it sounds to me, are a privileged individual.
	Can I just check where you went to school?
	Can I ask where you went to school?
	Did you go to a nice boarding school?
	Does it matter?
	Yeah, I'm just asking, you've been asking Gerard a lot of questions and I've only asked you one.
	Yes, I've only asked you one question.
	I just want one answer.
	Just before we move forwards, I just want one answer to one question.
	And I'm just asking, where is it you went to school?
	She has bigger balls than the UKIP guy she's escorting.
	Gerard has just answered 15 of your questions very politely.
	You're stalking us on the pavement with your plastic wrapped flowers, my little posh friend.
	Yes, no, well then answering you to school, my little posh friend.
	Just one question.
	No, just one question.
	Gerard's answered 15.
	I'm just asking for one question whilst you hold your plastic wrap flowers.
	Oh, now your cameraman's joining in.
	Anyone got an answer?
	What colour is your underwear?
	I don't give a fuck.
	I don't have any underwear.
	I don't wear pants.
	I don't wear pants.
	I can show you that too if you like.
	No, no.
	Does he need your help?
	Did you hear what he said?
	The cameraman just said, what colour your underwear?
	Who gives a fuck?
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I did hear that.
	It's a relevant question.
	He needs your help.
	Two boys are giving you a question.
	It's a relevant question.
	Not the panties, but the what school you went to go to.
	Because there's a pattern here.
	And the pattern is the elites, the rich, tend to be the one telling us we're not doing enough and we have to be better and we're not sacrificing enough.
	And this goes back to yesterday's show with Carlos Maza, whose mom has a $10 million condo that looks like a restaurant and has a fireplace on the roof in the upper west side.
	She's got massive mansions.
	And all he talks about is mansions and how we need to eat the rich.
	So this guy is obviously doing exactly the same thing.
	So it's a relevant question because it's a relevant pattern.
	How this works?
	Is that how it works?
	You're aware that we're talking about climate change.
	Do you want to see my underwear?
	You asked to see my underwear.
	But you asked to see my underwear.
	What do you think about climate change?
	I'm just asking, you know, like I said when you asked me, I still haven't got the score.
	You still haven't got your score.
	I can't count.
	Why does my score matter?
	We've got my edible.
	You've forgotten.
	Oh yeah, so the letter that I remembered was, Mike has an update.
	And it was explained to us.
	Here's the deal.
	When she says, a dime for 70, that's a fucking deal.
	She's saying, I'll give you $70 of food stamps for $10 of Coke at Math Speed.
	Which is obviously $10 of Coke in this day and age would be like a flat sugar cube amount.
	And these people, you know, they use EBT cards, they use food stamps, but obviously there's a massive exchange rate because now the guy has to go to the grocery store to get his money's worth.
	But $10 of drugs and I get $70 of food, it is a good deal.
	She's right.
	And he should fucking say yes.
	Wake him up.
	Make him say yes.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave and never stop fighting.
	Got hard feelings.
	You can try me if you wanna go and test your luck.
	Tell them boss couldn't get me.
	I'll be right through the city.
	Young rich and I'm pretty.
	Homie, don't get it twisted.
	Give it shit and I'll see me now.

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