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Feb. 22, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #35 | CLEANING OUT THE COMPUTER

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	Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
	This is a funny episode.
	We're going to pre-tape.
	This is pre-taped the beginning.
	By the way, everything live you see is pre-taped.
	Jimmy Kimmel live is done at 6 p.m.
	And then we're going to be genuinely live for the calls.
	I'm going to be in Florida and we'll see if we can do a thing where we Skype.
	Ideally, I'll be with my old man because he's down in Florida.
	I'm going to visit him when I'm down there.
	So don't get your hopes up.
	But the calling section of the show might be a lot of fun.
	If you don't subscribe, you won't get it anyway.
	I think we're now cutting off these live ones 30 minutes in.
	I'm wearing a shirt that says Better Under Pence.
	This was a Milo shirt that he put out saying with the impeachment, yeah, impeach him.
	I would prefer Vice President Pence.
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	Should be good to go.
	I wanted to try something fun today that I stole from Howard Stern where they clean out the computer.
	I tend to overprepare for these shows and have 9 million pieces.
	I was talking to my friend Tim the other day and he says, he's British, and he's like, well, you must understand how you run out of things to say.
	And I go, no, the opposite is true.
	I strive.
	The struggle here with this show is to keep it interesting with variety and maybe guests or green screen and to do something different every day.
	But as far as shit to talk about, we have the opposite problem.
	There's too much.
	So I have this shit that piles up forever and it gets lost.
	And I think, this was a really good segment.
	Why didn't this ever see the light of day?
	So I'm copying Stern and we are having a special episode called Clean Out the Computer.
	Ryan, what do you think of that?
	I think it's great.
	He's got the same kind of input as Gary.
	Well, it depends.
	Whatever you think.
	You know where I got this blazer?
	It fits perfectly?
	Well, a little tight.
	But I'm older and fatter now.
	When I bought it, I was probably 30.
	I got it in Italy because Italians are small.
	And vintage Italians, right?
	They were even tinier.
	So you go to a used clothing store in Italy, everything is beautiful because they really care about fashion, but everything is super snug because they were little men.
	So you get these cool little blazers.
	Now, Blazer with a t-shirt is kind of strokes.
	Oh, there's also jizz stains on it.
	Jesus.
	Is that mildew jizz?
	I don't know what that is.
	That's too dark to be jizz.
	Unless it's fresh.
	I never noticed that before.
	I wonder why it was on sale at a used clothing store.
	What is it?
	Oh, it's oil.
	Oh, those Italians and their oil.
	They're always oily bastards.
	Those oily bastards.
	No, but this is probably from the 70s and 80s.
	And that's back when your dad would, you know, work on the weekend wearing slacks and dress shoes and change attire with his blazer on because that's all he had.
	Like work clothes and weekend wear.
	That's pretty recent.
	I got my eyes on a Brooks Brothers piece.
	Brooks Brothers is gigantic.
	It's for fat finance guys.
	Oh, that's not the one at all.
	Wait, why are you going on Craigslist to do extra jobs and also looking at the most expensive suit manufacturer in the country?
	This is the winter sale.
	It's 100% wool and it's $299 and then actually 15% off of that.
	So that's a great deal.
	It's not a great deal at all.
	That's a really expensive blazer.
	You're wasting your fucking money again, you Puerto Rican.
	All coats are about $300.
	No.
	You know how much this was?
	Probably $20.
	Sheesh.
	All coats are $300, says Ryan.
	All good ones, yeah.
	Even the ones that express for men, which are garbage.
	But I have, that's all my suits.
	All right.
	So shall we do this?
	Shall we clean out the computer?
	Oh, okay.
	So there's going to be no order here.
	This is just crazy news segments.
	And there's no rhyme nor reason.
	One thing I did want to talk about, though, before we start is I was having dinner at a friend's house recently.
	And I said, you know, I live in a liberal community, but I've got all my pubs.
	I've got like my four or five bars.
	And all of them are, well, most of them are very close, walking distance almost.
	One of them I got to drive three miles for, but what the fuck is that?
	Eight minutes?
	And when I walk into all these, it's like the cheers bar.
	Hey, Gavin, how you doing?
	So I know I'm a pariah, but as far as my day-to-day goes, pretty fun, pretty popular.
	And he goes, oh yeah, I'm sure you're getting a great, he's Italian.
	I'm sure you're getting a great quality people over at this fucking place.
	And that gave me pause because I was like, oh, shit, maybe I have a lot of friends that are just shitty human beings.
	So I took the criticism in a very open-minded way.
	And the next sort of few days, when I talked to people, I went, am I just hanging out with shitty people who think I'm cool?
	And so I have a white trash blue-collar bar I go to.
	I listen to those conversations and stroke my beard.
	And then I have a middle-class, even upper-middle-class bar I go to, which is dads and guys who live closer to me, finance dudes, stroking my beard, listening to them.
	Then I have a kind of an in-between bar where we go after the live podcast.
	And, well, I go, you sometimes come.
	And I was checking that out, listening to those conversations.
	And I realized from blue-collar to upper-middle class, as far as interesting goes, not really much of a difference.
	The blue-collars tend to have better stories because they've had more life experience.
	But the rich guys in America, at least, they cut their chops for a while.
	It's not like Britain where they went to eat and they went to, what's the other place?
	Oxford.
	So they've got, I love my new shirt, ter undiens.
	And so the stories were of equal quality throughout the different classes.
	So you're wrong, Italian guy.
	The quality of pals I have is across the board and really good.
	That sounds so defensive, doesn't it?
	No, but you talk to the dude who was in prison.
	He's got amazing stories.
	But even the rich guy talks about when he was on this hunting trip in Morocco and they robbed him and he had to chase them down to get their money back.
	Basically the same story, just much more expensive.
	I don't know.
	I don't really know.
	Actually, the one place closest to my house is not exactly Conversation Central.
	But I don't go there for conversations.
	I go there to become invisible.
	And I sit by myself and drink.
	All right.
	I don't know why that was in my notes.
	That was a stupid, boring story.
	Let's get to cleaning out the computer.
	Already way too far into the show.
	This is supposed to come right out of the gate.
	Let's start with Scaredy Cat.
	This is something someone sent in.
	I'd never seen this before.
	A hideous, weird drag queen who has a song that makes me sick.
	It's funny how people think this makes you sick because you can't handle it or you're too uptight.
	No, if I was a drag queen, this would make me sick.
	Hey, it's me.
	The bedroom queen.
	I guess I should introduce myself.
	Hello, my name is Skadi.
	I'm gonna stay indoors.
	Doors.
	Painting race.
	Painting.
	But then I got the call.
	Somehow I got on drag race.
	What the fuck?
	Yeah, now I'm here for the room.
	And some things I want to wanna dance.
	Isn't this a parody of women?
	This is what Pamela Geller was saying.
	This is blackface, but woman.
	It's woman face.
	You're mocking females.
	You're mocking young girls.
	I've been learning things I never knew, but that's okay.
	Spread legs, of course.
	Wait, isn't that a pedophile thing?
	Hold on a second.
	Pause.
	Go back.
	So he's clearly being a young girl, right?
	There's a giant teddy bear.
	Get ready to pause.
	Saying shit, that's not quite true.
	So I've been learning things I never knew.
	But that's okay.
	Bye.
	All right.
	Am I a homophobe for being disturbed by, no, keep it there?
	By a man depicting a, let's say, a seven-year-old girl surprised, helpless, and spreading her legs.
	Like, we're so worried about racism.
	Oh, no, that might offend black people.
	Meanwhile, we're totally okay with fucking denigrating children and talking about fucking seven-year-olds.
	Actually, let's jump ahead to something else I was going to talk about.
	A whole segment that I abandoned weeks ago.
	I just never got to it.
	Why don't we care about kids?
	This is now we're down to 34.
	Serial child rapist released.
	No longer a threat because he's trans.
	There we go.
	This guy raped children.
	A convicted child rapist is reportedly to be released from prison in Iowa because he's no longer deemed a threat since he began transgender hormone treatments and is considering reassignment surgery.
	Just considering it.
	Doesn't have to do it.
	But he's thinking about it.
	So he takes some estrogen pills and he's free to go.
	He raped 15 kids.
	Can't believe I'm laughing.
	Including a one-year-old and he's being released from prison.
	Meanwhile, Max and John, four years in prison for fighting Antifa.
	Wow.
	I was considering making this a green screen too because it's like a segment.
	It's called Why Don't We Care About Kids?
	Example number two, Mika Rhodes.
	This guy is an Antifa kid, Antifa man.
	He regularly rapes underage boys and girls.
	In fact, at one point he raped a couple, a male and a female.
	Oh, you see that guy in the purple shirt?
	I'm starting to recognize people.
	I have seen Proud Boys at rallies beat the living shit out of him several times.
	You remember that montage of face punches and he's covered in blood?
	He's a complete tool who just keeps picking fight with giant patriots.
	Maybe that's his sexual fetish.
	But yeah, there he is in court again, different hairdo every time for serial rape.
	And he would protest while he was on probation.
	And no one cared.
	That's Portland for you.
	There he is buying rape groceries for his next big raping.
	Rape groceries.
	He's got paper towels to clean up the bodily fluids.
	Pink and blue blankets.
	In March, Rhodes pleaded guilty to two counts of felony, second-degree sexual abuse for at least twice having sexual contact with a 17-year-old boy.
	Investigators say Rhodes met the boy in a gay dating app, and the contact happened in Gresham and Troutdale.
	Days earlier, Washington County jury had found Rhodes guilty of sexual abuse of a 17-year-old girl.
	Did my glasses make that sound weird?
	Yes.
	A defense memo said the contact happened after the girl went to watch a movie with Rhodes at his mother's house.
	Oh, good.
	Are we seeing a double standard here?
	Oregon Law says it's a crime for an adult to have sexual contact with a minor if there are three more years and age difference between the two.
	No problem.
	This is like the judge who put the Proud Boys in prison let a Hasidic Jew, a rabbi, out after a year for raping a child, I believe, eight times.
	Okay.
	This brings me to my third example.
	Mark Dwyer gives rabbi nothing for serial child rape.
	He's referring to the case of a Williamsburg rabbi Baruch Leibovitz, who pled guilty to eight counts of sexually abusing a minor.
	Judge Dwyer sentenced Leibovitz to a year with time served.
	Now, he'd already been in prison during all this for nine months.
	So technically the sentence was three months.
	Which meant the rabbi only did an additional three months for repeated abuse of child from 2004 to 2005.
	Number four.
	Drag queen sex offenders.
	They keep doing this drag queen story time, and they keep not vetting these guys who do it.
	And we find out they're sex offenders.
	This was why I chose this theme of why don't we care about kids?
	Wait, go back to that Canadian thing.
	What was that again?
	I'd sent that as a tangent.
	Right-wing extremism in DND and the CAF.
	Oh, this is some Canadian military thing where they're talking about hate groups you have to watch out for.
	And one of them is Proud Boys.
	What do they say about Proud Boys in it?
	Hammerskins.
	They put us right next to Hammer Skins and other real groups.
	But I can't read it there because I'm covering it.
	Do you see Proud Boys mentioned?
	Oh, yeah.
	So Vinland Hammer Skins, blah, blah, blah, Hammerkin Nations.
	Blood and Honor, originally named the Aryan Guard.
	So all legit like white soldiers of Odin.
	I don't know if they're racist actually.
	And then Proud Boys.
	The group is a men's club believing in masculinist.
	Masculinist?
	The fuck?
	Why is that in quotes?
	I never said that.
	No one ever said that.
	Views, closed border, anti-racial guilt, and reinstating a spirit of Western chauvinism.
	Sounds pretty good to me.
	That's your insult?
	Wait, keep going?
	Get rid of me.
	Although the American Proud Boys have been violent during demonstrations, the Canadian chapters condemn violence.
	What?
	Both sides condemn violence.
	Keep going.
	The Marine, the Maritime Chapter was a small group of individuals trying to find like-minded friends without having to join white supremacist groups.
	Isn't that a good thing?
	We found this club, and it's for people who don't want to join white supremacist groups.
	Anyway, that's a tangent.
	Number four, drag queens as sex offender.
	Second drag queen story hour library reader exposed as convicted child sex offender.
	A second, I don't know if you're familiar with numbers, but that's two.
	Houston public library.
	No, go back up to the top.
	Public library drag queen was convicted of multiple sexual assaults against young children.
	Awesome.
	Fucking great.
	There he is.
	You'll often find out they're like prostitutes or something.
	I mean, most gays, you know, when they're broke, they'll go suck some dicks for money.
	At least the gays I know.
	They'll have a phase in their life where they were broke and had to turn tricks.
	Because there's no stigma, really, to it.
	Do you ever hear a barking dog?
	I thought that was a squeak.
	All right.
	My headphone was on.
	Number five.
	Oh, wait.
	Is that...
	Is that the before and after?
	He kind of does look hot as a chick, I gotta say.
	That's a new one.
	Motor Travis Dees, yeah.
	I have a boner.
	Liz Lott.
	Lee's a lot.
	Maybe it's lies a lot.
	Lies a lot about the age of his women.
	So there's a fifth example.
	Yeah, this is why I didn't make it a green screen because it's just really a list of examples.
	Are you at number five?
	It's link 38.
	Oh, this is a smart guy.
	See, this is why it's cleaning up the computer.
	This is ancient news by now.
	Where is this from?
	January 18th.
	That's how far back I'm going.
	But we've all seen this, right?
	To make you have so much respect for them and admire them so much.
	Other than put on makeup and jump on the floor and ride around and do something.
	You cut out the beginning.
	Don't go back to it.
	But he said, what have drag queens done to deserve so much respect?
	Things on stage.
	I have absolutely no idea why you would want that to influence your child.
	Would you want a stripper or a porn star to influence your child?
	It makes no sense at all.
	A drag queen performs in a nightclub for adults.
	There is a lot of filth that goes on, a lot of sexual stuff that goes on.
	And backstage, there's a lot of nudity, sex, and drugs.
	Okay?
	So I don't think that this is an avenue you would want your child to explore.
	They could explore dressing up at home, like we all did, like all gay boys did.
	We all dressed at home and we had a great time.
	We had a great time with our girlfriends, putting on makeup, trying on clothes, things like that.
	But to actually get them involved in drag is extremely, extremely irresponsible on your part.
	And I understand.
	We know what it is.
	It's a fuck you to traditionalism.
	It's a fuck you to Christians.
	It's a fuck you to families.
	It has nothing to do with promoting gay awareness and being tolerant.
	My wife would hear me saying this and go, what, are you a jock now?
	Now you hate gays?
	No, I'm aware when someone's fucking with me.
	And that's what this is about.
	Ostensibly chose drag queens to say to young kids, hey, if you're gay and everyone's bullying you, I want you to know that it's okay.
	And hey, bullies, stop bullying that gay, what, five-year-old?
	What the fuck is a gay five-year-old?
	Stop bullying that gay five-year-old.
	Look, we're fun.
	No one's bullying a gay five-year-old, A. And B, okay, I get your point.
	I don't believe you, but I get what you're saying.
	If you're trying to make gays seem, you know, not villains, why'd you choose the weirdest gays there are?
	Gays at their absolute weirdest.
	Not just like, hi, everyone, my name is Mark, and I'm here to read a story.
	And then we find out later Mark's gay.
	And you go, oh, the teacher could say, you know that guy who read the story?
	Yeah, he's gay.
	Oh, huh.
	He seemed like a good guy.
	He is a good guy, Jerry.
	But like, hi, I'm Cruella Deville, and I'm here to read a story.
	Oops, I forgot my panties.
	Which really happened.
	Yeah, there is a barking dog.
	Oh, yeah.
	I did hear that one.
	What's the second thing after 3-8?
	Why are we assuming it's the 1950s and gay kids are getting terrorist?
	Yeah.
	Noah, Drag Queen did not flash a bunch of kids.
	Oh, yeah, we talked about this already.
	I hope we haven't.
	This was the guy.
	They said, no, he didn't flash the kids.
	He forgot to wear underwear because he was in a rush.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Just go down.
	Yeah, that's him there.
	And what does he say?
	He defends himself and says, I was new to drag and I had just rushed out of the house and I only put on my brown nylons and I didn't have time to put on.
	I forgot to put on underwear.
	Yeah, at least get the pros.
	What the hell?
	Number six reason.
	Oh, I should get a penny.
	Number six reason we don't seem to care about kids is SGD screenings are cool.
	Kids can fuck.
	Left to celebrate 12-year-old kids getting SCD screenings without their parents' knowledge.
	12-year-olds.
	Yay, look at her dancing.
	She's dancing to the idea of young girls getting gonorrhea screenings without their parents' knowledge.
	And is that the doctor?
	Yeah, they got her video.
	Scroll down.
	Okay.
	Kids.
	I'm working with the genitals of children.
	Yay!
	Kids can have secret sex lives.
	Yeah.
	It's the law.
	Let's talk.
	All right.
	That's that covered.
	That was my fun segment in Cleaning Up the Computer called Why Don't We Care About Kids?
	Which brings me back to the trans thing.
	This is one, too.
	You should give a shit about Britain and Canada.
	I know this is a very preachy podcast, but that's what happens when you clean up the computer.
	UK women convicted for misgendering and calling a trans woman a pig in a wig on Twitter.
	Now we scroll down, and what do we see?
	A little more?
	A pig in a wig.
	And this guy obviously has all the filters on of, you know, whatever the fuck stupid app he's using.
	One close filter.
	Fake eyelashes and everything.
	Yeah.
	You're not pretty, dude.
	You're not passing.
	You look ridiculous.
	And as I was saying the other day, we've been trained.
	I don't know if trained is the word.
	We've been enjoying men in dresses for hundreds of years.
	In World War II, when the soldiers were bored, they would do a play.
	Hello, I'm a lady.
	And they have lipstick on and like a mop for the wig.
	And everyone was laughing their heads off.
	It's been comedy.
	Mrs. Doubtfire, we've been laughing at this forever.
	And then like five years ago, you said it's not funny anymore.
	Now you have to go, you're beautiful, you gorgeous babe.
	And if you don't, you're arrested.
	And Americans should care about that because Britain is socialist, Canada is socialist, and America is not far off, especially when Bernie is doing so well.
	You'd be better with Trump.
	Also, on the subject of trans, this is a very transient episode.
	This was interesting, I thought.
	Now, we had a viewer who sent in a letter a long ass time ago, and I couldn't dig it up.
	It's too hard for me to search anything trans on my computer email because there's 9 billion of them.
	But she was saying there's something going on with drag queens and trans where they have this competitive male thing, as all men do.
	And now they're like, we're the new bitches in town.
	And she sent me a video that we played on the show, but it's like a couple years ago.
	And it was like, you better work it, girl, or you're going to lose it.
	And it was like men, trans, drag queens, whatever, putting on makeup and being badass bitches.
	And all these girls like, wow, you're way better at being a woman than I am.
	It's like, yeah, fucking damn straight, girl.
	Get your lipstick on.
	Learn how to do it right like me.
	I am woman.
	Hear me roar.
	You're a frumpy bitch.
	And women are ethnomasoists.
	Like, well, white people are ethnomasochists.
	So when you tell a white woman that she's fucking up, she's like, I know, I got to get it together.
	And I thought it was an interesting angle.
	We talked about it a couple years ago.
	But then I saw this Saturday Night Live sketch, which is Ancient Chinese Secret by Now, and I thought that's exactly what that viewer was talking about.
	Rue, yes, honey, yes.
	Hi, Rue, hi.
	Wow.
	Okay.
	Tesla, you really come on strong.
	Yes, and it's writing night, so I was taking a break from the drama.
	In this dress?
	Yeah, just my writing dress.
	I've worn it before, so.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I was just gonna.
	Go to the studio.
	It's this way.
	I can take you.
	Sure, thanks.
	Thanks.
	Hey, I've got an idea.
	Why don't we siss it out walk?
	Huh?
	Look at that.
	Look at that subservience.
	Just pause.
	Siss it out walk.
	So I guess that's like a thing that RuPaul does, where he sisses it out like a sissy or something.
	And she's been practicing.
	And the way she looked at him when he said, I will let you do my sexy woman walk.
	Meanwhile, she's a very sexy Scottish woman.
	And it's an honor for her to be able to walk with him in his sissy walk.
	Look at her.
	Doesn't that sum up American race relations right there perfectly?
	Okay, here we go.
	Come on.
	Oh, I suck at it.
	You're so good at it.
	Look, I'm the shittiest woman ever.
	You're a way better woman, black guy.
	Well, I'm going to fall.
	Oh, uh-oh, stumbling.
	Wait, what is that?
	Look at this.
	Who's the biggest stupid idiot in the world?
	The straight white male.
	Look at him.
	I got gross pizza.
	Couldn't they have got better pizza for that sketch, by the way?
	You're in Midtown.
	In his dressing room.
	What's that, JJ Watt, baby?
	JJ Watt's a guy.
	That's just Beck.
	He's like our big dumb guy.
	Ignore him.
	Let's go to the hallway again.
	Every day is a chance to grow.
	Don't ruin this for me.
	Ruin what?
	What's happening?
	Okay.
	Thank you, RuPul, for tolerating us.
	We're such imbeciles.
	We're such Cretons.
	Teach us of your ways of walking cis, I guess?
	Cis walk.
	Sis it out.
	I want to learn.
	Sis it out, girl.
	This is him on Saturday night.
	Oh.
	Just breathing and turning and gyrating.
	Yes, girl.
	I want to hold something and turn my head slowly and weird.
	So your whole point, RuPaul, that sketch is that women are stupid, useless losers, yet you've dedicated your life to mimicking them.
	All right.
	The thing I love to aspire to is...
	It's like, I'm a lady.
	I'm Mae West.
	Oh, why don't you come up and see me sometime, big boy?
	It's like animals are losers and then you become a furry.
	Yeah.
	Oh, there's another one, RuPaul.
	This is weird.
	It is a fucking doad.
	If I was a dad.
	Also in the ancient news, I thought this was interesting.
	There's an alleyway in Sydney, Australia, where all the graph goes.
	And here's how I feel about graffiti.
	I fucking hate it.
	I hate that you write your nickname on other people's property.
	It pisses me off.
	Now, and that's tags.
	I'm SASC424, and they do it with etching cream, which is used to write on glass.
	And then some poor Italian dude has to replace his windows for $1,500.
	That makes me fucking mad.
	However, if there's an abandoned old, dirty industrial alleyway and people are doing a big mural, well, that's painting.
	And I get that.
	No, no, pause.
	You're giving it away.
	So that's kind of different.
	Writing your nickname on other people's property is fucking annoying.
	And it's not street culture.
	It's not culture at all.
	It's vandalism and it's megalomania.
	Yo, I got fame.
	I got up.
	I shouldn't say yo.
	It's all white kids, a couple Puerto Ricans, couple Hispanics, but it's mostly rich white kids emulating what they think is black culture.
	But I think it started with that Greek dude, Tacky152 or something, in New York and in Philly.
	It was big.
	And then it just became like writing my nickname so I can have fame.
	It's like advertising, but without any of the good stuff.
	It's annoying to see ads everywhere, but at least they have a product.
	At least they're selling you butter.
	These guys are just like, no, that's a nickname I made up for myself.
	Every time I see it, I think, oh, the nickname you made up for yourself.
	Oh, you wrote it on a wall.
	Good boy.
	Good five-year-old.
	Anyway, so murals, throw-ups, I believe they're called, because they make me throw up, are part of graffiti culture.
	But part of graffiti culture, I hate using that word, is that shit gets erased.
	It's temporary.
	So these guys show up and they cover all these murals with fire extinguishers full of paint, which I think is kind of cool.
	This is kind of an interesting thing to do.
	They're not anti-graffiti.
	They're graffiti artists, I guess.
	But they're saying, part of this shit that you keep capitalizing on is covering up other stuff.
	And every mural you see there, by the way, covered up a previous one.
	So is this vandalism?
	And it's kind of, this is what good art does.
	It makes you ask questions like, what is vandalism?
	I love that they did it in the middle of the day.
	And a drone was there from the government.
	What is this weird mural?
	It's all like black women and R ⁇ B singers?
	Oh, no.
	They destroyed my Lizzo throw-up.
	Lizzo, if you're watching, you need to throw up.
	You're going to die of diabetes if you don't slim down.
	I think that was just a life-size representation of Lizzo.
	Scale one: one.
	Yeah, so they're ruining all this beautiful art.
	And so there was a big outrage about this.
	And the mayor, the mayor, of course, it's a woman mayor.
	You got to get those female mayors.
	I love this tweet.
	This is why I brought up this subject.
	How old is this, by the way?
	Speaking of how things get lost in the press, February 9th, damn old.
	Melbourne is a street art capital of Australia.
	Just listen as close as you can, please.
	The very nature of street art is that it's temporary.
	Got that?
	Two sentences later, this is unacceptable and is not keeping with the spirit of Hosier Lane.
	What you just said the very nature of street art is that it's temporary, and you're all pissed off that they scribbled on your fucking dumb drawings.
	Also in the news, I fucking ate this guy, Dean Obadelia.
	Obadela?
	By the way, if I've already covered this on the show, then stop me.
	Does that look familiar to you?
	Laura Loomer, Trumpy bigot.
	Trumpy.
	Isn't that a strange choice of words?
	Doesn't that imply frumpy?
	Is he trying to get a little sexist insult in there?
	Anyway, Laura Loomer, Trumpy bigot embraced by the Florida GOP could actually get to Congress.
	It's spreading.
	In the past, extremist and racist candidates like Loomer were rejected by the Republican Party.
	In the age of Trump, not anymore.
	How amateur is this of the writing?
	It's funny that I said that in a very poorly constructed sentence.
	They always choose that picture of her, too, because it's an ugly picture.
	She's actually quite attractive.
	But look at the quality of this writing.
	Donald Trump wants to be president forever.
	What?
	It's honestly like it's sub-student newspaper.
	He made that clear again with his tweet on Wednesday that featured campaign signs of Trump for president extending from 2020 to 2048.
	Is it possible that that was a joke?
	Has it occurred to you, Dean?
	And I talked to Laura about this.
	I said, Dean is out there calling you frumpy.
	And she said, yeah, he's always hated me because I pointed out that he, oh, shit, I hope I'm not missing this.
	Do you have 21?
	He did a talk for care.
	And he was at this conference for care.
	Oh, I sent it to you as a separate picture, but 900 years ago.
	Do you remember what it was called?
	I don't know.
	Maybe C-A-I-R, the Canadian-American-Islamic Relations, whatever.
	Oh, gotcha.
	Oh, you found it.
	Yay.
	Nice.
	Nice, nice.
	Daily Beast contributor Dean Albadillo speaking at CARE 25th anniversary.
	There he is, right?
	With Linda Sarsour and some other Muslims.
	Ilhan Omar is there.
	Ilhan Omar?
	I can't really read that.
	On the bottom left, yep.
	I want to say that in case I looked like I was saying they all look the same.
	And then who's that other chick?
	I'm not familiar with her.
	Movita Johnson.
	Oh.
	I hate when they were born here and they become Muslim.
	Remember when being Muslim was cool for blacks?
	Like I'm Talib Quali.
	Yeah.
	Lots of Talibs there.
	I'm like Malcolm X. Oh, that seems badass.
	Even the dude from Everlast.
	Oh, Everlast himself, the dude from House of Pain.
	He was like, yo, I'm so black.
	I'm basically a Muslim now.
	All praise is due to Allah.
	And I remember this is like, well, obviously pre-9-11, like in the 90s, you'd sort of go, whoa, you're intense.
	That's a weird Arabic religion that you're in.
	Wow.
	Do you like know Saudi Sikhs?
	I think it's Sheikhs.
	It's not only to get depth, but also if they want to not be in hip-hop culture, that's the only type of culture they could feel like they could default to.
	Well, they also want to be religious, but it seems corny to say, I'm Christian.
	Those guys don't seem cool.
	It's not mysterious.
	I'm from a far-off desert religion.
	And then, of course, it became throwing gays off buildings, inbreeding, and treating raping women with reckless abandon.
	It went, oh, shit.
	Now my name is Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
	Now I sound like a fucking terrorist.
	I used to be this weird, cool religion.
	Or fucking Cat Stevens.
	He's now stuck with the terror religion.
	Anyway, so Dean works with CARE, and CARE is a terrorist group.
	They fund terrorism.
	The FBI cuts ties with CARE following terror financing trial.
	Also in the news, I don't usually talk about vice, but someone sent me this.
	They went woke and they got woke and went broke.
	Is time coded?
	I don't know.
	2-4?
	That happened a few years ago, and it was- Because it looks like Blue Lives Matter.
	Yeah.
	This looks like a show about cops' rights.
	Is it not?
	That was a dump.
	No.
	Oh.
	It's just normal Tim stuff.
	This is a weird thing, too, where he says he invented Vice News.
	Dude, Vice News started when I was still there in like 2003 when we worked with CNN and we went to China and did travel pieces.
	You were like 2012 or something.
	Little late.
	Exploitation of Vice and how Vice turned from this like edgy punk rock magazine into this ultra woke.
	Like it is a complete inversion from where it was.
	So I have this story.
	I'm not going to read it, but I'm going to show you so that you understand what I'm talking about because I was having a conversation with the production chimp earlier about...
	I'm kidding.
	About...
	I'm going to tell you guys the reference.
	The chimp is a reference to the Joe Rogan podcast parody where Joe Rogan has a chimp on as his guest.
	And he's like, I'm a big fan of your work.
	And the chimp just shrieks.
	And then he's like, man, that's enough.
	Tim is exhausting.
	Who's that guy in the suit?
	He looks like a walk-on roll in the Incredibles.
	Yeah.
	Like a Disney Pixel.
	Tim's studio must be freezing if he always has that hat on.
	I think he's in Florida, too.
	It should be warm enough to take that hat off.
	Don't you think?
	Maybe you got surgery.
	But you're wearing a hat, too, though.
	Yes.
	Are you cold?
	No, I'm bald.
	Oh.
	I've been going bald.
	All right.
	I don't think that's his reason.
	Here's what I think happened.
	I think that Shane Smith, the president, was concerned that he would be the victim, not the victim, he would be exposed for sexual harassment.
	And so he hired a chick.
	And what people didn't get is that Vice was built on perception over reality.
	And bullshitter Shane, as we used to call him, did very well with CEOs talking about what Vice will be.
	And we're all going to be billionaires.
	And so they didn't run their due diligence because they thought, yeah, yeah, I know they're not making much money now, but let's do it.
	Let's do it because we're going to be huge.
	It's going to be big.
	We're just getting in really early.
	But then when he hired a chick and they went woke and they had women everywhere, then they started forming.
	So there's two layers here.
	There was the employees forming unions and making themselves so expensive that they're dispensable.
	And then the more important thing was getting this chick to run the company who was like, oh yeah, we're not making any money.
	No, no, no, no.
	We're not worth that.
	So without bullshit or Shane, they just had the books.
	The book sucked, and now just...
	It is when you have a woman take over your company just because she's a woman, she's not going to be good at her job.
	We've seen this time and time again.
	I think Denine Barelli at CRTV is the reason I got fired.
	And then she was promptly fired for incompetence.
	Or the woman who got Coach D fired from New Rochelle High School, the guy who's brought eight players to the NFL.
	She fired him because she's just a fucking vindictive cunt.
	And then she was fired for incompetence.
	Or the woman who fired Roseanne Barr.
	She was hired as affirmative action.
	And then said Roseanne Barr made a monkey joke.
	She's fired.
	Now, she's not, hasn't been fired yet, that ABC woman, but it's only a matter of time.
	Or the affirmative action hired that runs Vanity Fair now.
	Vanity Fair is supposed to be rich people porn for women.
	They read about some guy who was at cons and has a home in Morocco and was dating fucking Princess Anne.
	And that's their porn.
	And now it's a woke magazine that sucks.
	I assume sales are plummeting.
	But this other layer with Vice is interesting too, where you have people like Andy Campbell at Huffington Post talking about the unions.
	We need unions.
	And what they do is they write this stupid claptrap about how everyone's a Nazi and white nationalism is taking over the country and you need to pay attention to trans, obese cripples or you're a loser and we need more big fat pig headwriters of shows like Samantha B's woman.
	And then they start losing money and they go, oh, oh, sorry.
	Then the company they work for starts losing money.
	Because no one wants to read this shit.
	You're talking like you talked in college and no one pays attention to hegemony and dialogue and what the fuck, other stupid words that they talk about, having a conversation and providing a space.
	You know, all that shit, all their weird words they use, intersectionality.
	So they put that in an article and people go, intersectionality, what the fuck's that?
	I'm out of here.
	So then they go, we're losing money.
	And so instead of these employees understanding the market and going, all right, I guess I should write not from outer space and try to get a little closer to Earth, they go, we need a union now.
	So what happens?
	They get fired.
	If you demand more money from a company that you're losing money for, they go, well, we have to cut our losses or go bankrupt.
	We literally can't afford your bullshit.
	And this happened.
	Remember there was a big wave of this when all these journalists were getting journalists, all these bloggers were getting fired.
	And they had been accused a long time ago of saying, learn to code.
	So there was some miners that were out of business and some of these rich kids were saying, just they should learn to code.
	They'll be fine.
	And so now that they're getting fucked, everyone's saying, oh yeah, why don't you learn to code now that you're unemployed?
	And so they go, that's actually hate speech.
	And go back to that other one.
	Telling fired journalists learn to code is now abusive behavior on Twitter.
	Twitter spokesperson responds, it's more nuanced than what was reported.
	Twitter is responding to a targeted harassment campaign against specific individuals, a policy that's long been against the Twitter rules.
	That's John Levine.
	Boy, he's getting a lot of attention today.
	He's the previous guy we had on with the Dean Obadabadania thing.
	That guy's a conservative, and we've featured him twice in the show.
	This show, I got a bad vibe from that guy.
	He used to be a liberal.
	He did a big hit piece on me.
	I told you about that, right?
	We had dinner with Ann Coulter and him and some other gay lord.
	That was the one?
	And I said, he goes, oh, hey, he's probably pissed off.
	I wrote a hit piece on you.
	And I go, I don't remember that.
	But what was it?
	And he said, blah, blah, blah.
	And I said, oh, I think I might remember that.
	And I go, what was your point?
	Like, what were you trying to say?
	Or I called out a detail.
	And he goes, I don't remember.
	That was like one of five stories I did that day.
	I was only getting paid $20 a piece.
	I'm paraphrasing, of course.
	And I had had a few drinks and I was getting pissed off.
	And I didn't know who he was.
	And I wanted Anne to myself, to be quite frank.
	Why did she invite these fucking hangers on?
	I don't know them.
	I don't trust them.
	And I said, why did you choose this profession?
	And he goes, I don't know what it is.
	I did apologize, so we could maybe move on.
	And I go, no, I understand that you're a liar.
	I understand that you're devious, but there's so many other jobs where you could do that and benefit.
	But being a writer is conveying a story where truth is paramount.
	So to choose this profession, but not give a shit about the truth, that's like choosing to become a mechanic, but not giving a shit about cars.
	Like, what are you doing with this profession?
	And then he starts getting uncomfortable and Ann gave me a talking to, told me to drop it.
	He's already apologized.
	And I was just like, I'm never trusting you.
	Anyway, As the Twitter rose in the yeah, I already explained that.
	Okay, here's a super ancient one.
	This is more like a history lesson.
	Yeah, this one I like.
	This is way ahead now.
	You see 40, 48?
	This is actually the one above that, Star Trek, Picard, Trump.
	The reason that I'm doing this particular episode is because I wanted to...
	Wait, no, that's different.
	This one?
	This one?
	And then the one before that is the golf cart?
	Yeah, it is.
	Oh, okay, I see what I was doing there.
	It's because of this story, because this happened forever ago, and I wanted to make sure I included it.
	Yeah, God, this Picard is...
	What's his name again?
	Patrick.
	Oh, the actual actor.
	Yeah.
	Patrick Stewart.
	Patrick Stewart.
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	Just implying that?
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	All right, so to get back to Star Trek Picard, I don't know why I started with this, but this was an interesting video of a woman freaking out at some anti-Trump guy.
	Can I ask you a question?
	Hi.
	Why do you think?
	Hi.
	Why do you think that Donald Trump's a sexual predator?
	He admitted to being a sexual predator.
	He did?
	No, he didn't.
	He said they let you grab them by the pussy.
	That makes him put placards all over his fucking golf cart?
	When?
	When did he admit that?
	Do you live in a cave, like that?
	Whoa.
	When did he admit that he was a sexual predator?
	Do you know what a predator is?
	When he said he grabbed women by the pussy.
	Oh, that's a predator?
	Grabs women by the pussies and thinks that he has every right to get.
	You're getting in my face.
	I'm getting in your face.
	You will not get in my face.
	Oh, okay.
	I'm dumb.
	You're dumb.
	You don't know.
	Look at you.
	Look at you.
	You don't even know he said that.
	I know he said that.
	We're stupid.
	He said that to a guy on a hot mic movie.
	I'm not stupid.
	You're you are.
	No, I'm not.
	How many women have filed suit against him for granted?
	You have no idea.
	How many women filed sued against Bill Foot?
	You're defending Trump if you don't have no idea.
	I will defend Trump till the day I die.
	Well, you're a pig.
	What?
	A pig.
	A pig?
	I'm a pig.
	Okay, what's your name, sir?
	Yeah, well, let's see.
	Ed.
	Ed.
	Ed and Mary, Penn State.
	Okay, because I'm going to send this to Donald Trump and Donald Trump Jr. and tell them that you're...
	I want to punch him right in the nose.
	You won't punch him in the nose.
	I would punch him right in the nose.
	Would you really?
	Okay, well, I'll tell him.
	Tell him.
	I'll tell him that you say he's a juvenile on both sides.
	Yeah.
	It's like we're watching little kids.
	And that he's a bigot and a racist.
	He's a bigot, a racist, and he's a pig.
	And that you sit out on the middle of the...
	Yeah!
	Yeah, take a picture of this guy.
	He said that's crazy.
	But that's the other go-kart?
	That's that security?
	You're saying that about the president of the United States?
	So he's on some sort of median?
	In the middle of a roundabout or something?
	Fuck it, that's got to be Florida.
	Where are you going?
	Anyway, that's enough.
	Not sure why I include that, but what I really wanted to talk about was Patrick Stewart.
	Here, skip ahead to 49.
	So the reason he, no, wait, is that 49?
	That's 48.
	Oh, the number 4.
	Okay, I thought you meant in the video.
	No. 48 seconds.
	The reason, yeah, Patrick Stewart's new show, Star Trek Picard.
	What are you doing there?
	Move your mouse.
	Oh.
	Is a response to the fucked world of Brexit and Trump.
	So that's why he's making a new outer space show, to fight back against, I guess, the racism of Trump.
	Stewart went on to lament how both the United States and Britain are fucked under President Trump and Boris Johnson.
	I'm not sure which one of us is in the most trouble, said Stewart.
	I think it's actually the UK.
	I think we're fucked, completely fucked.
	So he's having a new show where in outer space we see tons of diversity.
	And what we learn is in the future will be much more diverse because he assumes Trump is against diversity and Boris Johnson are against diversity, is against diversity.
	And to further hammer down his message that the future will include all races, he has this solipsistic announcement on the view that's going to make you barf.
	I have something that I need to bring up, if that's okay.
	I'm here with a formal invitation, and it's for you, Woopie.
	For me.
	Alex Kurtzman, who is the senior executive producer of Star Trek Picard, and all of his colleagues, of which I am one, want to invite you into the second season.
	Oh!
	Oh!
	Ooh, wait, go back.
	There's men in that audience?
	Please be gay.
	What if that guy, stop.
	What if those guys aren't gay?
	Then they're gay.
	I guess they're Star Trek fans.
	Look at that black dude.
	His little wood bracelet.
	Wait, stop.
	I want to see more of that audience.
	That looks awesome.
	Their little sweaters on and their pink shirts.
	Look at that standing O. Please be gay, man.
	And if you are, that's fine.
	Yay!
	They all look like Star Wars fans, don't they?
	Star Trek, whatever.
	Another shot.
	Look at her wool hair.
	Yes.
	I'm people in the audience don't know that that's a returning role.
	I think G Voche from Crass, the one who dumped me, has much more in common with this guy, Patrick Stewart, than me.
	Oh, unbelievable.
	I'm so excited.
	I'm absolutely so excited.
	Oh, wait, go back.
	Was there at least one guy rolling his eyes?
	The Hispanic dude?
	Yeah, that looks...
	Boy, the jobs are coming to you now, huh?
	Yeah.
	So many offers she's getting lately.
	I'm only on TV every day.
	Lately.
	Yes.
	Look at that smile.
	I just said to him, does she have to take the hair thing off?
	And he said she can do whatever she wants.
	This was one of the great experiences.
	We said this on the show before, but Star Trek was one of the great experiences from the beginning.
	Stupid, shut up.
	Look at that.
	That was incredible.
	This is the best time.
	Best time ever.
	I'm so glad to hear that.
	Well, it was wonderful having you.
	No, it was absolutely wonderful having you.
	It was an absolute joy and a pleasure.
	And I think you are aptly named the eponymous Whoopee, because that is what we all say when you enter a room, my dear.
	And I would be honored.
	I have a second announcement to make, that I am proposing, and I'm not assuming that this will happen, but I would like to make Whoopi to Whoopi.
	If she would have me.
	If she would have me.
	Oh, she will?
	Yes.
	Yes.
	Oh.
	Fuck.
	I have to try to get it up.
	And one more time.
	Are you getting on my shit off?
	Yes!
	Are you getting on my shit?
	She's over.
	Look at Megan McCain.
	She's turned into a fucking weird naked.
	She loved everything.
	Oh, wait a minute.
	Ryan, I just realized going through all these old stories is great because we clean up the computer, as Stern would say.
	But are we going to get ravaged on YouTube for using all this footage, especially the view?
	Oh, but we're going to cut it 30 minutes in and just go to static, right?
	But we need to do the other read, I think.
	Yes, we have one more read, which, as you know.
	And we're about to take calls.
	Now, the calls are weird because I pre-recorded this part, and we're going to try to do calls live where I'm in Florida, and I'm on Skype, and we'll see what happens.
	And if it fucks up, we'll hang up and you're fucked.
	But at least you got a normal show with it.
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	that's correct well let's just dive into the news of the day incredibly big news day holy shit so roger stone gets three and a half years which i think is a dirty trick by the way i'm holding my thing like this because there's wind i think this is a dirty trick judges pull and they did it to max and john where they go all right i'm gonna give you three and a half four years that's gonna end up being like 2.8 2 and a half years with good
	behavior and uh the beauty of that is when you get your appeal finally worked out or your retrial or whatever, it's going to take about two years.
	So you'll end up only getting, you'll end up spending another $100,000 and you'll only get out like four months earlier.
	So it's kind of a, I don't want to say a brilliant fuck you, but it's a dirty trick that these judges play to fuck over people who are political prisoners.
	So if Roger goes to jail for this and wins an appeal, he's still going to do years.
	Although they've said that they're waiting for him for a retrial.
	I mean, they're going to let him out while the retrial decision is going on.
	But that fucking judge today was just talking about herself the whole time and how he threatened to kill her.
	Does anyone know what that's about, too?
	That's about a media post that he posted about her, this Obama-appointed judge, who, by the way, when we saw the jury, it was all just clones of her.
	It was all balls, boomer-angry woman liberals.
	And the media company for the site, like say Breitbart's logo is a B, right?
	Say it was a Breitbart article, it'd be her face and a B. This media source, their logo is a rifle site.
	So the media source's logo was there and an article about Amy.
	That became her head in a rifle site, I want you to kill her, bullshit, which he obviously never said.
	Here's another crazy example of the bullshit lies about this case.
	They say he deserved a lot more while he threatened to kill a witness.
	He threatened a witness.
	You know what that was about?
	One of the top witnesses was a guy he knew regularly, hung out with, I guess, or was on his show or some shit, some loser comedian that Anthony Cumi knows.
	And this guy abused his dogs.
	He didn't feed his dogs.
	They were starving to death because he's just a shitty, lazy human being.
	And Roger's a big dog guy, right?
	Big animal rights guy.
	And he said, it's disgusting the way you're treating your dogs.
	I should just fucking kidnap your dog and feed him and bring him back to health.
	I'm going to steal your dog, he says, in a rage about the way this guy treats his dog.
	Later, the guy becomes a witness in the trial.
	And now it's, he threatened a witness.
	No, he threatened to save a guy's dog who later became a witness.
	Threatened to steal a therapy dog.
	What a load of shit.
	So that's amazing.
	But here's another even bigger story.
	And I sent you the pictures for this, Ryan.
	Okay, so David Kyriakos was the brown proud boy, right?
	I shouldn't say this is a bigger story.
	Sorry.
	It's not a bigger story, but it's just another example of how corrupt our justice system is.
	So David got this pretty good deal where if he just stays out of trouble for six months, he won't go to prison.
	Now, his previous plea deal was a year in prison.
	That's a big jump, isn't it?
	Well, it's because this is a message.
	You follow me on Telegram and I post all this stuff.
	It's because he's brown.
	He's an Indian guy, a dark brown dude, clearly not white, and they couldn't do the white power narrative.
	Now, he wanted to go to trial, as you can see up here, but they didn't want him to.
	And what it really was, was a brilliant game of poker where David had two aces up his sleeve.
	No, not up his sleeve.
	He had two aces.
	And his two aces are, I didn't fucking do anything.
	I was pulling people off in that fight.
	And your whole case with Max and John is the exact same case as me.
	And that's white power shit.
	Sorry if that notification made noise.
	And they knew they couldn't do the white power thing.
	That's why they separated David from Max and John in the first place.
	So they could call Max and John Nazis, and they don't want some brown guy there screwing up the narrative.
	So he realizes that.
	And then when it comes time for his trial, they go, look, just take the plea.
	You know you're guilty.
	You know you're a fucking Nazi.
	He's like, no, I'll go to court.
	Thanks.
	And then he provides the DA, Cyrus Vance is the bad guy we're talking about.
	There's something Steinglass, David Steinglass, he's a piece of shit.
	But his boss, the DA Cyrus Vance, he's the one.
	He's the Cuomo ass kisser who is playing this dirty pool.
	And David goes, no, we'll go to trial.
	Fuck your year.
	And they go, okay, you could be looking at seven years if we go to trial.
	And he goes, yeah, I'll risk it.
	How's that for balls?
	And so they keep putting more and more chips into the middle.
	And eventually they lay their cards down.
	Or no, so they don't lay their cards down.
	And the DA folds.
	And David takes all the chips.
	But what really amazes me about this is Antifa knew about all this yesterday.
	David signed the deal this morning.
	And by the way, don't you think it's curious that they gave David this amazing deal the same data as Roger Stone?
	No, that's not the right one.
	That's later.
	Trying to bury it in the news cycle?
	So New York City, there we go.
	New York City Antifa knew about this early, right?
	So clearly there's someone at the DA in the American justice system in the southern district in New York City who is in touch with Antifa and feeding them information.
	Because I called David last night and I go, what the fuck, you got a deal?
	And he goes, no, I hope to sign a deal tomorrow morning that only me and my lawyer know about.
	I was like, well, it's on fucking Antifa's Twitter.
	And then we realized there's a fucking spy.
	There's someone in the justice system giving Antifa tips.
	And it has to be Rebecca Kavanaugh.
	Because the previous thing you showed was her giving Antifa tips a couple years ago, last year, a year and a half ago, about the trial.
	Talking directly to New York City Antifa.
	Do you have that one, Ryan?
	That's the one you showed earlier, and I said, not that one.
	Fuck, I'm so sunburnt.
	I'm on vacation, you see.
	Yeah, here's no, go back to that.
	Arraigned already?
	Okay, let me check and update this.
	Apologies.
	Yeah, we also think that this is coming up soon.
	It was a recess until 2010-15.
	Okay, got it.
	Like, this woman needs to be reported to the bar.
	She's working with domestic terrorists.
	I hope this audio, is this audio reasonable?
	Sounds really good.
	Okay.
	Yeah, she's working with domestic terrorists.
	How is this person in the New York Code?
	She's got to be the leak.
	She's got to be the one telling New York City and Tifa what's going on.
	All right, so that's two major stories.
	Third major story is we discover Ilhan Omar does fuck her brother on a regular basis.
	Just kidding.
	We discover that Ilhan Omer did marry her brother.
	Laura Loomer called this a million years ago, right?
	But it's just, it was in the Daily Mail today where some major leader in the Somali community has said, no, that's it.
	She said she'll do whatever she can to keep him in the country.
	Totally fucking corrupt.
	But you know what I bet is going to happen with the left and all these weird radical sycophants?
	They're going to say, who's he?
	Who's he to say?
	This isn't evidence.
	Like, they're not going to accept it until she's in prison, which will never happen, of course.
	But the fact that she was someone that corrupt, this is who the far left wants to be in control.
	The goon squad.
	The Cunty judge who just threw Roger Stone in prison.
	The corrupt DA who tried to bluff David into a year in prison.
	This Antifa lawyer who's feeding them tips.
	Hey, Antifa, you still think you're the rebels now?
	Do you still think you're the ones living on the edge?
	No.
	You work with the DA.
	You work with the judges.
	You are the establishment.
	You're not anarchists.
	You're not rebels.
	You are the state.
	Fuckers.
	So that was the third big story today.
	And is that it?
	Is that all I got?
	There's a video of somebody putting up the Roger Stone banner here.
	Mm-hmm.
	Yeah, Roger sent me that.
	I don't know where it was put up, but that's the kind of thing that keeps these guys alive, you realize.
	Like, when you're being persecuted, the worst thing that can happen to you as someone who's a target, and no one knows this more than Tommy Robinson, is that you feel alone and you don't know if anyone has your back.
	That's hell.
	That's real suffering.
	That's a painting that some chick did of David Kyriakos, the guy we were just talking about, at a free Tommy rally about a year and a half ago.
	This was before the October 12th thing, so maybe two years ago, we did at the British Embassy in New York, which, by the way, has no British flags in front of it, which is fucking linked.
	But yeah, that's why we always put Mac's and Tommy's and John's prison addresses at the end of each show.
	Because, yes, these guys need money, and yes, they'd love bail, and yes, they'd love freedom.
	But what they need more than anything is to know they have support and that we have their backs, and they're not forgotten.
	That's crucial.
	You'll never be forgotten.
	We'll always have your back.
	Loyalty will stand by your side.
	Because you've got to understand, these are men of courage and valor and bravery and honor.
	So when someone else doesn't have honor and doesn't respect their courage, it's deeply hurtful to them.
	It's shocking to them because they think, why am I fighting this fight?
	You know, if it's some dirtbag shithead like David Campbell, the Antifa kid, he doesn't give a fuck who calls him or doesn't call him.
	He doesn't know honor.
	He doesn't give a shit.
	He's just a vandal.
	He's just a poser.
	But these guys have to know that when the state fucks you over, we get mad and we'll keep fighting for you.
	That's a very serious thing.
	All right.
	That's what I wanted to get off my chest.
	Yeah, look at that, proud boys.
	That's in London or wherever, outside of London in England.
	Oh, there's Tommy right there.
	Yeah, he's in the middle.
	So fucking awesome.
	I couldn't believe that when I saw it.
	John's wife was in tears when I showed it to her.
	All right, so what do we do now?
	So I should go get my phone and Skype you.
	Yes, if you just get on your phone and then if you Skype in.
	Sorry, I'm on the toilet right now.
	I can see you.
	You're lying.
	No, it's an outdoor toilet.
	I had it made.
	Oh, it's Florida, right?
	No, it's the Ritz-Carlton, and they give you toilets on the balconies.
	That's what they're known for.
	And the mints under the pillows.
	Toilets on the balconies and mints on my pillows.
	I made it.
	I made it.
	Pillows.
	Why should you grab a brew?
	All right, cool.
	So we'll talk to you in a secs.
	Lucky you weren't sleeping or you're going to have to grab a job.
	Yeah.
	Should we explain to people why there was a 60-minute hole?
	Well, the people at home, they don't know that if they're re-watching.
	Only the lucky few that are still sleeping.
	Yeah, I don't lie.
	We don't need to keep secrets.
	We had a 60-minute black hole because you were watching the wrong feed.
	That's correct.
	Okay.
	All right.
	I don't have my phone on me.
	I'll be right back.
	My eyebrows look transparent.
	Okay.
	All right.
	There's Gavin right there.
	You know, anytime that I speak, such as right now, I might as well cut out and post as well.
	Because this is...
	first of all not entertaining second of all the light that's hitting me is making my eyebrow look like i committed some gang murder and i got like a So here's the call-in graphic that I made.
	I'm proud of that.
	The other one we can't use because we don't have Instagram anymore, but this one we could still use.
	So call in right now at 718-400-6959.
	Yet again.
	I don't have it memorized.
	There we go.
	718-400-6959.
	Okay, getting this all set up here.
	All right, we got some calls being screened right now.
	We got Zane.
	Zane, are you online?
	college.
	Thank you.
	Yeah, what's up, man?
	Is Gavin there?
	He will be in one minute.
	Hold on one second here.
	Okay, I have a question for him.
	Oh, I think this is him.
	Okay.
	Okay.
	You there, Gavin?
	I am Gavin.
	Are you there?
	We can hear you, sir.
	Yes?
	Gavin.
	Nice.
	Okay.
	So I'm 19 years old.
	I'm in college.
	And I'm taking classes to become a chiropractor.
	But I'm having second thoughts right now.
	So I don't know.
	I might go into like HVAC or plumbing or something.
	What do you think I should do?
	Chiropractors don't exist.
	Isn't that just mumbo-jumbo?
	Yeah, that's why I kind of like started going away from that because there's really no evidence backing it up.
	It's kind of all just, yeah, it's like, you know, it's just kind of bullshit.
	It's like, let me get this straight.
	I've been sitting at my desk hunched over like the letter C for 12 years, and you're going to come over and put your knee on my lower spine and go, and then all of a sudden I have great posture?
	Bullshit.
	Yeah, they say that like if you're deaf, it could make you hear again, like all sorts of weird things.
	It's just like, I think it's all bullshit.
	I mean, I was really like, my girlfriend's uncle, he's a chiropractor.
	So he was telling me about it, he's like, oh man, you know, I make a couple hundred thousand dollars a year.
	And, you know, he makes like a couple hundred dollars an hour, which is like, you know, it's obviously like really good.
	It's pretty good money.
	And he was telling me about it.
	He's like, oh, yeah, a couple thousand funny people.
	So he told me this story about how he's fixed this ladies back and shit better.
	So I'm going to look it up and there's no evidence just to ask if that's true.
	So I'm like, either you're bullshitting me or you're just, you know, you're fucking like Jesus or something.
	Or he's just in a really great area where a lot of old ladies believe this shit, like Florida, single moms, I mean, divorcees.
	Yep, I'm in the Bureau Beach right now, so it's just, you know, it's full of old people.
	Very gullible.
	It's not real science, you say.
	Yeah, it's not real.
	State troopers have devoted their entire lives to the assumption that speed limits save lives.
	And I'm not sure that's true.
	Like, what about the Autobahn?
	Oh, yeah, that's a good idea.
	It seems to be working okay.
	Yeah.
	You know, the speed limit.
	So how much is your tuition?
	I mean, I've only done one semester so far.
	I go to a really small community college, so I'm not really wasting that much money.
	My family is really wealthy, so they're paying for it.
	But so far, I've probably spent like $1,200 somewhere out there.
	Look, I'm not your dad.
	I don't fucking know.
	But if you were my best friend, I would say that you'd be way better off with a trade.
	I mean, at least that's real.
	You know, so my dad, he's actually a master plumber.
	He owns three huge plumbing wholesaling businesses all over the state of Florida.
	So, you know, I might be after his legacy, but that's variety.
	It's different.
	Every job is.
	I want to have my own legacy at the thing.
	So it's like, you know, I want to be dad, but you clearly don't have any direction.
	So it's not like you're dying to do your own thing.
	Be part of your dad's legacy.
	That's whatever your last name is, the McLennan legacy.
	You could start building entire plumbing systems.
	You would never have to get your hands wet.
	You could just be coming up with hiring other people.
	There's nothing that makes a father more proud than his son following in his footsteps.
	It's not like, I said this in my episode about Two Minds.
	It's not like you're his bitch.
	That's why men work hard, is so their kids can have something.
	And then when the kids are like, no, dad, I'm going to be a blues singer.
	They go, well, whatever makes you happy, and then they cry themselves to sleep at night.
	Yeah.
	Well, I have five other half-brothers, and they're all in the funding, too.
	And holy fuck, they make so much money.
	They're all multi-millionaires right now.
	My dad's old, so they're also old.
	$100 million a year.
	No, I can't.
	It's gay.
	Oh, that's fantastic.
	No, but I was saying, if you start out, when you start out, say you get a city job and you're doing things for a city hall, you're looking at $250,000 a year in New York.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Next call.
	Thanks for calling.
	Later.
	See ya.
	Hey, Ryan.
	All right.
	He's dropped.
	All right.
	He dropped.
	Yes.
	When you were setting all this up and I was calling back and I said I had to get my phone, are you just sitting there staring at the screen?
	Not my computer screen, though.
	The feed that people would see.
	Okay.
	Well, whatever.
	Aren't you entertaining people and saying, okay, folks, I'm a little bit homeless.
	There's a little bit of dead air because I'm clicking around.
	But I've been talking between it.
	And also asking for forgiveness for the dead air.
	We have James on the line.
	Hey, James, what's going on, guys?
	Uhuru.
	Uhuru.
	All right, so I know there's a delay.
	I'm just going to get right into it.
	So since I've been kicked off of Facebook, I've had a lot of time to sit and think.
	And more importantly, waste a lot of more time on YouTube.
	And real quick, though, I think what happened with that is anyone that liked the censore TV Facebook page got banned.
	So that's just real quick.
	Anyway, so I've had a lot of time to think about shit.
	And one of the things I started thinking about is if facts can radicalize you.
	And I was watching an interview or a police interrogation of Dylan Roof that popped up on YouTube recommendations.
	And I watched it.
	And they were going through the whole thing, asking him questions why he did it and how he got to his kind of thinking.
	And one of the things he was mentioning was basically the statistics, the crime statistics, the rape statistics between black and whites, and so on and so forth.
	All the facts that we read or heard before.
	And it kind of shocked me because I was like, holy shit, I kind of agree with that.
	Of course, not the killing part, not the radicalized white supremacy part, but definitely can, if facts can radicalize someone like Dylan Roof, for example, what about the bullshit that the media is putting out there?
	One of the things that he mentioned was a big thing that radicalized him, if you will, is the Trayvon Martin story.
	And the media totally lied about that whole thing.
	And anyway, but that's typically what I was thinking about.
	Ollie Gavin, he's better at talking than I am.
	But can facts?
	Yeah, I think you're right.
	But facts can't radicalize anyone.
	They're not done.
	If you're ready to kill blacks for their disproportionate representation in the crime statistics, then this isn't facts that brought you there.
	You're not done your research.
	And I think the media feels the same way as Dylan Loop.
	I think the media thinks blacks are inferior and violent, and what they don't want to do is get people killing them.
	So they do these affirmative action stories, and they talk about Laverne Cox and Jordan Peele and Corey Booker and all these black people who didn't grow up black, and they pretend they like blacks, even though they don't hang out with them, and they say that they're in crime because cops are racist.
	But I don't think these rich journalism majors think that.
	I think they think like Dylan Roof, and they think blacks are human garbage.
	Now, the truth is that blacks are overrepresented in crime because of fucking welfare.
	Back in the 50s, 60s, 70s, even early 70s, they had the same crimes rape that we had.
	But welfare incentivized the single mother.
	All of a sudden, you didn't have dads around.
	And without fathers, you have lawlessness.
	You have a lack of discipline.
	You have a lack of understanding of consequences.
	You have a totally imbalanced life.
	And with moms on welfare, too, their sons are just sitting around in the projects bored.
	And idle hands are the devil's playthings.
	So Dylan Roof was a dumb, psychotic fucking weirdo.
	And he became radical at stage one of doing research.
	And that's ridiculous.
	But I will say that I feel like I'm getting more radical as I get older.
	That's what I'm saying.
	But not racist.
	Of course, yeah, not racist.
	But just like more angry and, you know, just right on the cusp of violence at all times.
	Because of exactly what you said, because I see the media lying to these people and causing these problems.
	Like, look at cops.
	This year, we've had a cop, an MIPD, kill himself once a month.
	And when I say this year, I mean the past 12 months.
	We're at like 12 or 13 now, or maybe just under that.
	And that's because they're seen as human garbage, and so they spend their whole day risking their lives, and we shit on them.
	And the narrative to the average lefty New Yorker is that New York City is a place where Eric Garner will be killed, where you'll be killed if you sell Lucy cigarettes because cops are racist.
	And that leads to cop suicide.
	So the media is killing cops with this bullshit lie.
	Yeah, it's kind of like that pisses me off.
	Me too.
	It's definitely, and that's where I kind of look at it where it's like, well, the media is also doing, attempting to do their radicalization.
	And I think you were the first one that I've heard this from about critical theory and the Frankfurt School of Thought and all that shit.
	And it's starting to all make sense.
	I mean, I don't know if that was something that, you know, was that just clicked, but since I've been listening to you, man, you've been on fucking point, dude.
	You've been on fire.
	I read How to Piss in Public in the Hospital when my fucking son was being bored.
	You were the man, Gavin, and I won't fucking shrug your ego any longer.
	But yeah, man, thanks for walking me through that one.
	It was fucking racking my brain up.
	Thanks, buddy.
	Thanks for calling.
	Yeah, can I talk for a second?
	What I was realizing, too, on this trip, I was actually in the Everglades on one of those swamp boats, and you have to wear noise blockers on those.
	And I don't know, man, you get some really deep thoughts whipping through the Everglades looking at alligators.
	And I just, I thought of that video that Alicia Keys is in and stuff, and it's black and white.
	And it says things like, killed for not having a turn signal.
	And it's murdered for selling loose cigarettes.
	It's black and white.
	It's got this plinky piano.
	And it's all about how the cops just randomly kill black people for sport.
	And I thought, the people who made that, and the people in it, by the way, like Alicia Keys doesn't know black people.
	She's never been to East New York.
	She's never been to fucking Harlem.
	She's from the Upper West Side.
	She grew up white.
	She's a poser.
	Everyone in that video is a fucking fake black person who grew up white and doesn't know anything about the black experience.
	And the journalists and the fucking bloggers, whoever the fuck put that bullshit together, and the politicians who got some dumb task force based on this problem, and they use that propaganda and the money behind it.
	None of it has anything to do with cops or black people.
	Like, none of the people involved know any cops, and none of the people involved know any black people.
	And yes, I'm saying Alicia Keys does not know black people.
	And you go, okay, what's the impetus for it?
	The impetus is power over you.
	If I can convince you that New York City and America is this racist hellhole where Nazis are looking around every county, around every corner?
	I get more money.
	I get more task forces.
	I get to shut people down.
	I get more power.
	The NHS in Britain, which, by the way, is us in 10 years, was just, or maybe less, was just saying they now reserve the right to deny service to people they deem racist or sexist.
	So some old codger with dementia comes in there and says the N-word, and we're no longer using the defibrillator on his fucking chest because he's part of the problem.
	Like, that's what this is about.
	The whole Nazi thing is the biggest lie in modern society.
	And it's used as a weapon because whites are genetically guilty.
	I don't know what it is about us.
	We have this gene where we feel terrible about everything badly ever done.
	No one feels like this.
	Chinese people don't feel like this.
	They laugh at Mao.
	No one in Jamaica, no one in Africa goes, Jesus, that was terrible.
	The amazing contribution we had to the slave trade.
	We should apologize to American blacks for the fact that we sold them to different countries.
	They never do that.
	Only white people do that.
	And so someone's figured a way to capitalize on that and say, yeah, you're right to feel guilty.
	You ruined the world.
	Never mind inventing it, creating every cool invention there is.
	No, you ruined the world.
	You should be constantly apologizing.
	And we brought it on ourselves, white people.
	And I kind of want to say Western people, too, because say you were talking to a black guy, a middle-class black guy from Denver, and he was traveling to Jamaica or something.
	I guarantee you they'd be shitting on him and saying he ruined the world and Americans like him should apologize.
	So it's not so much a white thing.
	It's more of a Western thing.
	But whites are especially bad at ethnomasochism.
	All right, next call.
	We got Jim on.
	Jim is here.
	Jim speaks.
	Brothers.
	Can you hear me all right?
	Yeah, hear you great.
	Yeah, great.
	You know, Brian, good on you, man.
	I keep plugging away.
	I know it's tough to...
	It's good radio.
	So I think I just saw the caller list up there, but pull my phone number.
	I don't care, bro.
	So, Gavin, I just want to say, in case you haven't heard it lately, we've got your back.
	I love you, man.
	Thank you for the 90-day fiancé Canadian guy.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	More serious tone.
	Oh, I've got to say hi to my future wife, Claudia.
	Hello.
	I love you.
	Thanks for your time and the lapse.
	I appreciate it.
	We've got your back, brother, and thanks for being a stand.
	And I try and pump you as much as I can and justiceforliberty.com as well.
	So I do have a suggestion and a serious question tonight, if I could.
	If you drop the videos at the same time every day, when the video chat's ready, it'd be cool for the whole crew to kind of roll in together and just be able to have it out, you know, almost like a live premiere or something like that.
	Just a suggestion.
	I wonder what you would consider to be the top three conversations or debates that we're either not having or having really badly right now that we really need to get on the table, like the most serious three topics that we need to flesh out in debate or conversation.
	I appreciate your takes on that.
	I would say that the top one is Islam versus the West.
	No, the top one is free speech and the move to censorship and how more and more people are getting censored and punished for their views.
	Number two, I would say, was Islam.
	And number three, I would say, would be the myth of sexual equality, the myth that men and women are the same and they should both be equally represented in every field.
	And it's funny, too, because like with sports, no one ever says that.
	No one ever says it's racism that has prevented Asians from being in the NBA.
	Yet every other field, it's racist or sexist if it's not perfectly representational of the population.
	Why is that?
	Maybe because they're full of shit and they don't really believe it, and they don't want you messing with sports because that's their fun hobby.
	And by the way, Jim, I love you.
	I think you're a great guy.
	We appreciate your support.
	I don't think this girl is going to marry you.
	In fact, I'm willing to bet $100 that this marriage never happens.
	How dare you!
	Burps
	He's gone.
	Hello?
	He's gone, but I think he's heard that.
	We've got $100 on the table.
	We have Sasha coming up.
	By the way, there's a lot of entries for the Wolfman Alpha Bud.
	They're really good.
	Okay, let's cover those when I get back.
	All right, we got Sasha on the line from Boston.
	Masahuha.
	Masahuha, here I am.
	Can you guys hear what's up?
	Are you calling from your car?
	No, I'm chilling in my room right now.
	Does it sound bad?
	Okay.
	No, I just usually, when people call us from Boston, they're calling from their cat.
	No, I'm just chilling in my crib right now, bro.
	Sometimes it calls from a pack.
	Yeah, but there's a car phone on the road.
	I don't have a fucking car.
	You don't got a fucking car?
	No, I ride the T, bro.
	I ride the T. How many lobster rolls are you calling?
	How many what?
	How many lobster rolls you got flighting around your stomach right now, there, fucker?
	Oh, dude, I mean, two bowls of clam shadow, fucking three lobster rolls.
	I never dance it.
	Lobster rolls in New York City are like 20 bucks.
	They're expensive anywhere you go.
	They rip you off because they know that there's the novelty aspect to it.
	They want a buttery sandwich.
	It's just a Chick-fil-A with way too much butter.
	A lobster is overrated as fuck, man.
	It's a big crustacean.
	It's a big bug sitting on the floor of the ocean.
	What are you doing?
	Oh, man.
	I Was looking at fish today snorkeling, and I'm just like, look at these fucking losers.
	You don't even have legs.
	Oh, come on.
	They're cool though.
	It's visually appealing to snorkel around.
	Yeah, they're dumb stripes.
	They're don't eat me stripes.
	Fucking pussy.
	Imagine having eyes on the opposite side of your head.
	Yeah, I can't imagine that.
	It's called hell.
	It's called living hell.
	But yeah, let me be quick with my topic here.
	So I went to Northampton Mass.
	Do you guys know what that is?
	It is like the liberal epicenter of Massachusetts at where like UMass Amherst is.
	And there's this college called Smith College, which is like the birthplace of New England feminism.
	And it's an all-girls school.
	So I go in there.
	I go out there to get tattooed by this guy who's really good.
	But I went to the Smith College campus to see some of the art there.
	And I walk into this room filled with Great Depression era photography, like all this Dust Bowl stuff.
	And I just kind of say offhand to one of the ladies working there.
	I'm like, you know, I just kind of make a joke.
	I'm like, this looks like a bummer or something like that.
	Or like, you know, dust for dinner, dust for breakfast, dust for dinner, or something stupid.
	And she's like, immediately becomes incredibly solemn.
	And just like, you know, the way that the state of this country is going, it's like, this could happen again very soon.
	And just like I'm sorry to interrupt.
	What was it that you were looking at, the Holocaust?
	No, it was like Great Depression era, like 1920s, like Dust Bowl photography.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Yeah, yeah.
	The lowest point, the lowest point in America's economic history.
	And they see this while the economy is booming.
	So they pretend they care about economics.
	The fuck are they talking?
	They want to.
	They think we're going to go back to like John Steinbeck Grapes of Wrath level poverty.
	Yeah, that picture of that poor woman with her two kids, and their kids are fighting.
	I know.
	And she's got her dust-burned face looking out into the horizon.
	So delusional, man.
	It's so negative.
	No, it's literally pathetic.
	Like, it's all pathos based.
	It's all emotion.
	Like, there's no joy.
	What's really clear here is this is Revenge of the Nerds.
	They've been in control of comedy ever since indie rock and shoegaze music in the 90s.
	Nerds were cool.
	Patton Oswalt and David Cross were rock stars.
	Louis C.K. was handsome.
	And then all of a sudden, we said, no, actually, you guys are the same losers you were in high school.
	And they're apoplectic.
	We also said to these boring fucking moms, these cunty, grumpy feminist boomer moms, yeah, you actually don't know about politics.
	We were just humoring you.
	And they're all sort of having this come to Jesus moment where they realize the emperor's new clothes.
	And they're fucking mad.
	So they don't care, really, that Trump's kicking ass.
	It's that we called them on their bullshit that pisses them off.
	Yeah.
	And I felt kind of bad for some of these girls, you know, like this 22-year-old women who are just like trying to make their way in the world.
	They're just being like, you know, just filled with all this good movie.
	Oh, God.
	It just makes them sad.
	It reminds me of what this traffic cop said to me the other day.
	We were talking about Antifa, and he said, can you imagine a world where you thought that America was that fascist?
	Like, they've painted such a depressing worldview for themselves.
	The Southern Poverty Law Center hate map just has hate on every corner.
	And to live like that, they basically are, they've convinced themselves they're Jews in 1942, Germany.
	And that's a horrible way to exist.
	You've made a shitty world for yourself.
	If you're going to make a fake world, make it awesome.
	Make yourself Vince Neal in 1989.
	Yeah, I mean, we create our own reality, dude.
	It's like, why not pick something that's bright and hopeful?
	But that's the entire agenda.
	Especially when you're in college and you're most attractive, you're most fit.
	Go have some fun, you fucking losers.
	Yeah, some of these people, I just want to shake them by the shoulders.
	Just like, snap out of it.
	Like, I know you're in there.
	Like, come out.
	Yeah, he had a brand lounge.
	At this point, I don't even try to.
	I just kind of nod and smile.
	I'm like, yeah, it's pretty rough out there.
	Just make some vague comment and move along.
	But I appreciate what you're doing, man.
	I'm going to let you get to the next college.
	All right.
	Thanks for your call.
	Thanks, dude.
	Hey, Ryan, when people call in right now, they're just looking at your face.
	No, I've been going to a really nice black and white photo of you that I guess was recently taken where you're curling your mustache.
	Because those are your current glasses.
	Oh, yeah.
	That was taken by that woman who, she's got a Jewish name like Joe Rosenberg or something.
	Gilberg, maybe?
	Something.
	But she was the woman who said to me, she goes, you know, I'm a Jew, right?
	Oh, yeah.
	Is that going to be a problem?
	I go, has anyone ever had a problem with you being a Jew?
	She goes, no, but I'm in media.
	And I'm like, whoa, we're standing here in media.
	Yeah.
	Unless you're providing a media.
	She has to pay her ex-husband.
	She has to give her ex-husband alimony.
	Because she made more money than him.
	How do you do that?
	That sounds fucked up, isn't it?
	He's like 48.
	and probably not a Jew.
	Yeah, probably not.
	If you're financially, I mean, I don't know.
	I think they're chronically good with their money.
	Ron Coleman says it.
	He's like, we happen to have a tendency to be really good with money.
	We excel in real estate.
	Like, these aren't things you have to be a scared thing.
	But if you're paying your husband that money, something crazy.
	Something so crazy.
	No, Jews are good with money because they don't drink, so they're never hungover.
	We cut our productivity in half by having a headache all morning.
	That's pretty rough.
	We have Jameson calling about his wife's stinky bathroom.
	Is this correct, Jason?
	19!
	19!
	Hey, Gavin, like you, I'm under this illusion that women don't take dumps, but my wife refuses to use the exhaust fan in the bathroom when she's going.
	And if I tell her, hey, use the exhaust fan, then in some way I'm acknowledging that she's in there taking a dump.
	And if I say nothing, then when I go into the toilet and I smell her sneaky dump, I'll realize, hey, my wife just took a dump.
	And so I've mentioned it to her before, and she's just like, oh, I just never think about it.
	I'm sorry.
	So how do I approach this sensitive topic with her while remaining ignorant to the idea that women might actually have bowel movement?
	It's easy.
	You say, honey, your piss stinks.
	I don't know what it is.
	Okay, I'm going to get off the phone and let's get to the other callers.
	Thanks.
	That's genius.
	All right.
	Thanks.
	That is a quick and easy solution.
	We got a 908 Everything is the title.
	Hello, everything.
	Okay.
	Hey.
	Hey.
	Hey, what's up, Kat?
	Hey.
	Hey.
	Is it like a radio show thing?
	What is this?
	Yeah, basically.
	Oh, you know, okay, right, I remember.
	Yeah, actually, Gavin, the Winston Churchill thing years ago, like the, you know, the role-playing thing.
	I want more of that shit.
	And I'm just wondering, like, were you just drunkenly, did you just come up with that off the top of your head that night, or did you plan that one?
	Oh, I totally forgot about that.
	I did a podcast as Winston Churchill, didn't I?
	Okay.
	Yeah, that was funny.
	It was like two-hour epic.
	It blew my mind.
	Yeah.
	Yeah, that was good.
	Classic G-Dog.
	Did he just...
	What do you remember?
	I think I had just read The Great War.
	No, Hero of the Empire about his time in South Africa in, I think, 1800 when he was a very young man.
	No, would that be 1900?
	No, 1800.
	Wait.
	That doesn't make sense.
	1900, yeah.
	And he was on my mind that particular day when that struck me.
	But you're right, that was just absolute artistic brilliance.
	And I know when you see that level of genius, you're like, well, how did that happen?
	Was there a lightning storm?
	I guess the easiest answer is divine intervention.
	You know, the Lord reaches down and just says, do this.
	And you're like, thanks, God.
	Thanks for allowing me to be a vessel to share your incredible insight with the hordes of plebs out there.
	Amen.
	Amen.
	The endless noobs.
	Praise be.
	Praise be.
	I'm going to get a tattoo that says I'm a noob because my kids were calling me a noob today, and I'm like, if noob means someone who's not good at video games, yeah, I'm a noob.
	If that's right, I don't want to be wrong.
	Yeah, exactly.
	Thanks for calling.
	See you guys.
	Messing around with that.
	Mike on dating older women.
	Nothing wrong with that.
	Hey, Mike, you like old women.
	Hey, Mike.
	Yeah.
	Hey, boys.
	How's it going?
	Hey, boy.
	Good.
	How are you doing?
	Good.
	So I'll get right into it.
	I've been seeing this girl for about six weeks now.
	I like her.
	Everything's going good.
	I'm 27.
	She's 34.
	And I feel like if I want to do the whole get married, have babies things, I got to get some babies in there quick.
	What do you think?
	Should I cut my losses, keep going?
	What are your thoughts on that?
	Yeah, dumper.
	Six weeks, no.
	Six weeks means nothing, right?
	That's a fling.
	34, you're going to have to wait maybe two years for the marriage and then the babies, at which point they got crossed eyes and they don't talk for the first four years.
	No, it's not worth it.
	Can I suggest something?
	You could get something.
	By the way, Ryan is single, but yeah, go ahead.
	No, no, that's not.
	So it's probably awkward to break up with her.
	What if Gavin were to right now break up with her for you and then you could just show her this later?
	Is that possible?
	Because you have to.
	I don't want to stand for it.
	That's a good move, isn't it?
	That's a good move, I think.
	34.
	I mean, unless you're madly in love and the earth revolves around her and you dream about her every night, that's a major problem.
	Your ovaries start falling through the hourglass at 30.
	By 35, they're basically done.
	Now, you can take fertility drugs.
	But there's all kinds of problems with these fertility drugs.
	And I think this rise in autism comes from all these women having babies late in life.
	I mean, I shouldn't say that because my wife had kids right into her 40s.
	And my brother was born when my mom was 40.
	But I don't know.
	I mean, it's just, you could get a 20-year-old.
	Like, you could be 35 and get a, not that you should wait that long to get married, but you always have your pick of the litter.
	So unless you're in heaven, I would say just fucking cut your losses.
	Sorry, you're too old.
	Okay.
	And tell her that.
	I was looking for the confirmation, I think.
	Yeah, I knew the answer to that question when you called.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Perfect.
	Thanks, guys.
	Like more than a friend.
	Thanks for coming.
	I want to fuck you with my heels on.
	Yeah.
	I've been seeing some more of that in the emails.
	We got Nick Cole.
	You know what I was thinking?
	We should make a t-shirt of that with Miss Saw, Lady Saw, and make it super, like, ornate with roses and stuff.
	Yeah.
	Not only do I think we should do that, but I think we should walk right up to the lawsuit because There's nothing more that I would want than to be in a courtroom.
	It's like Lady Saw versus us, and then they have to play the song.
	We're hoping that it's not.
	These are the two boys that vex me so.
	Every episode, every episode, people calling in, saying, I want to fuck you with my heels on.
	They host that man, the Japanese boy and the mustache.
	They say, fuck you with my heels on.
	Every fucking episode.
	They don't pay me a fucking dime.
	Mikey.
	You know what my daughter said in the car today?
	She's like, we had been on the beach all day and she's spoiling it.
	She goes, God, I'm sweating my balls off.
	Mikey has made it.
	Mikey has made it into the family vernacular.
	Even my seven-year-old said to my wife, he goes, dad keeps saying Mikey.
	It's addicting.
	She doesn't even know it.
	That's addicting.
	God bless her.
	Both of these great women.
	God bless her.
	Both of them.
	Nick is calling about Jeffrey Epsteins.
	Are you an African-American, sir?
	Jeffrey Epsteins?
	No, man.
	I'm an Anglo-Saxon from Indiana.
	Oh.
	Okay.
	Do you have lines?
	Anyways.
	No, I do not.
	Do you have heels?
	I saw that interview with Maddie, and he brought up a conspiracy theory that I hadn't heard, so I want to get full InfoWars on you.
	He said that Jeffrey Epstein was still alive.
	Obviously, this is just getting Alex Jonesy for a second, but I think it's entirely plausible.
	Like, five years ago, if you said any of this Alex Jones shit, like Jeffrey Epstein's still alive, I'd laugh in your face.
	But after hearing, like, even the Hillary murders, after seeing all the details, I'm starting to really, Alex Jones gets more and more sane every day.
	And what's really curious about the Jeffrey Epstein case is his fucking ear.
	Like, that's a fingerprint.
	And the ear we saw on the cadaver looks nothing like his ear.
	Like, the nose and stuff, that could be swelling and you're bloated and you died and whatever.
	Maybe it was bleeding, maybe it's a scab.
	I don't know.
	Other parts of the face we could negotiate.
	But the fucking ear, the kooky little things that your cartilage does around your ear hole, the body looked nothing like his.
	Right.
	Well, that's one aspect of it.
	And then there's, you always hear in television and popular culture that in a joking manner that such and such person faked their own death.
	If there's anyone in the world that could pull this off, we're talking about a guy that actually has ties to Mossad, to the Clintons, to the richest people in the world.
	The guy's got a billion dollars.
	Surely this guy could actually pull this off.
	I don't think it's too crazy to suggest this.
	It's almost so obvious when there's not a person alive that believes the official story that he killed himself.
	It's almost like it was meant to be like that.
	Exactly what you think.
	You see what I'm saying?
	Once you open up Pandora's box with one crime that he didn't kill himself, well, then it's not a big leap to say he's still alive.
	It's sort of like Vince, what was his name?
	Vince McMahon, or is that the wrestling guy?
	There was the guy that the Hillary guy that died, Vince Foster.
	So he died mysteriously after being involved in her, whatever it was called, something gate, bridgegate or something, Whitewatergate, whatever it was, where she had done this shifty real estate deal.
	And he died mysteriously.
	And people said it was Hillary.
	And then the DNC's defense was, no, no, no, no, no.
	We didn't kill anyone.
	We just broke into his office after he died and stole a bunch of documents.
	And we got in big trouble for that.
	Oh, okay.
	So you're not murderers.
	You're just thieves.
	Oh, I'm sorry.
	Okay, that was a big misunderstanding.
	Look, if you are willing to do the crime of going into Vince Foster's office and stealing his documents, then you're willing to do the crime of pushing him off a cliff or making it look like a fake suicide.
	So the Jeffrey Epstein thing, as soon as there's any sort of malthesis, you go, well, why stop there?
	Like the guards that were involved have been called in, right?
	They're being prosecuted or at least investigated.
	So something's up.
	And why not go full tilt when something's up?
	Unfortunately, I don't think we're ever going to know.
	I agree.
	And it's just like the Las Vegas shooting.
	All right.
	Thanks for watching.
	Oh, yeah.
	Well, that was over in a day.
	We haven't heard about it since the day after, right?
	Well, you know Laura Loomer's theory on that.
	She says the FBI was doing an arms deal with these terrorists, and they were undercover as arms dealers, and the terrorists sussed it out and went, wait a minute, these guys are FBI.
	This is a setup.
	This is a sting.
	So they shot and killed the FBI, and then they still had all the guns, so they just started shooting everyone, and they got the fuck out of there.
	And the reason that it's been kept under wraps is because it's so embarrassing that the FBI set up an arms deal, and it turned into a mass murder.
	No shit.
	And Laura Loomer's not a nut.
	No, I don't think so.
	She's an obsessive researcher, journalist.
	She lives with a fire on her ass.
	That's a good thing.
	She does a lot of things that a lot of people just don't have the balls to do.
	I think she's actually said that, which amuses me, but hey.
	Yeah, she went to Vegas right after it happened and was there for weeks.
	So that's as good a theory as any.
	Right.
	This is all new to us, you know, normal guys like you and me.
	Five years ago, we were like, everything is, every bad guy, everyone in jail is a bad guy, and the police are on it.
	Just call them and they'll come and catch the bad guy.
	And when you read about someone who's in trouble in the newspaper, that's because they did something bad.
	Nope.
	None of that is true.
	Michael Malis actually just said in the past month or two that there was a fact that Americans are just waking up to that people in power do tend to be synonymous with acts of depravity.
	And maybe, you know, the mindset here is to be naive about it.
	Like, Hillary Clinton could never do anything like that.
	You know what I mean?
	But, you know, of course the person in power can.
	And we also shouldn't assume a level of competence.
	Like that movie Four Lions about jihadists being complete clowns who fuck up all their attacks.
	It's the same with the government.
	It's at the highest level.
	It's like we've seen what happened with Roger Stone, the FBI and the CIA screwing everything up, and you realize you guys are not just malicious and corrupt, but you're also incompetent.
	So the idea that that fucking that Vegas shooting could just be a really badly handled arms deal that they have the power to cover up, totally plausible to me.
	Totally plausible.
	And I think it's getting more plausible.
	That's the beauty of Trump, is Malice is right.
	He was sort of smelling salts for the American public.
	I hoped 9-11 would have been the wake-up call, but apparently not.
	But I think Trump has really sort of showed us how fucking nuts all these people are.
	Anyway, I'm babbling.
	Thanks for your call.
	Thank you.
	Okay, we got someone saying they want to talk to Gavin's dad.
	How are you, my boy?
	Absolutely A1, my boy.
	Hey, will you do me a favor?
	Can you record your dad telling you that you have the lazy man's burden?
	That would crack me up when you did it.
	When you told that story?
	I think it'd be a good drop that you could roll with, like, when someone fucks up or something.
	I think it's something.
	I don't understand why he gets so mad.
	Like, if you managed to get all the groceries in your hands into the house in one trip, you would cope with something.
	You lifted like 80 pounds of milk and Cheerios and all this shit.
	And, of course, yes, sometimes you fall and sometimes shit falls and breaks and stuff.
	No need to have a complete meltdown.
	But he goes, it's always the same story with you.
	The lazy man pumpkins.
	The other one that really pisses him off is I order more food than I can eat because I just, yeah, I just got to try those fried pickles in the appetizer.
	And then I'm like, oh, shit, I can't even finish my burger now.
	I had those fried pickles.
	And he's like, it's always the same story with you.
	Your eyes are bigger than your belly.
	That was it.
	I just thought that was funny.
	I wanted to see if you could get something like that.
	Okay, I promise you I'll do that.
	Ryan, remind me to get him on tape saying that.
	Okay.
	Cool.
	All right.
	So that's a lazy man?
	Oh, I hung up on Gavin instead of you.
	I'm sorry.
	All right, boys.
	Talk to you later.
	All right.
	Bye.
	All right.
	Hopefully it goes back.
	you know when you hang up on your own boss?
	That happens.
	All right.
	And here he is.
	Hello.
	Hey, sorry.
	My phone just died.
	Oh, but how could you?
	No, that was my bad.
	It didn't die.
	That was my bad.
	It didn't die, but it didn't.
	I hung up on your phone accidentally.
	All right, we got Brian here.
	I don't want to spoil his whatever he's going to say.
	Brian?
	Hey guys.
	Hey, man.
	How are we doing?
	Aaron?
	Yeah, how you doing?
	Good, man.
	How's the vacation going?
	Pretty good.
	I saw a shark today.
	I saw a shark.
	Whoa.
	Yeah, apparently I'm in West Palm Beach, and they're just up and down the beach, these black-tip sharks.
	They swim around you, and all the fishers, fishermen catch them.
	It's really elusive, the black tip.
	because they don't talk.
	Well, I was going to...
	Some guy dragged it onto the beach when he caught, and then there was a lamprey on it.
	And my son picked up the lamprey, threw it back into the flugging sea.
	Nice.
	That was cool.
	That's pretty wild.
	Yeah.
	So what'd you call it about this?
	I was going to keep it light.
	Then I heard the Vegas.
	Sorry, did I hear the Vegas thing?
	Are you a Lamprey?
	No, the Vegas.
	Then I heard the Vegas thing, man, and I've never heard that before.
	I've never heard that theory.
	That's absolutely.
	Maybe you should watch it.
	You know what's scary about it?
	It's completely plausible about her theory is she doesn't throw out wild ideas without evidence, right?
	And two, give me a better theory.
	Like, every time there's a shooting, we know within an hour what the guy's social media was.
	We know if he was a nut or a jihadist or a racist or whatever.
	We know right away all the details.
	We know his mother, his father, everyone.
	This is nothing.
	Yeah, what about his Filipino wife?
	She disappeared.
	We know nothing about her.
	She could be being kept safe by the feds.
	Maybe they were stupid enough to get some amateur like that guy, and they said, here, you be the arms dealer.
	Here's a fucking boatload of insane machine guns, you know, incredible weapons.
	You do the deal, and we'll send in another, a couple agents to have your back.
	And he goes, okay.
	And then the jihadists just like see him sweating and they just pull out a handgun and go, poop, boo, boo.
	And then they go, hey, while we're here, we might as well kill a bunch of infidels.
	Wow.
	Well, I will keep a light Beyond that, I know you're not in the office, but I think I can see a book on your shelf when I watch that's Million Dollar Extremes: How to Bomb.
	I know you've had Sam on before free speech, and I know there's talk, and you don't like to give too many tricks away here, but well, you know, what are the odds of Sam joining the squad?
	Yeah, they're good.
	I mean, also, he's a killer, man.
	He's one of the squads.
	I love Sam, and I've loved him for many, many years.
	He goes back to, I tried to hire him actually at Rooster way before Adult Swim.
	That was, what was that, 2010, 10 years ago?
	The thing about Sam is he doesn't need me.
	Like, he has his world.
	He has his subscriber base.
	I'll talk to him about a merger if it makes economic sense.
	But that's like saying to the Rolling Stones, you should get Pete Townsend.
	He's a great songwriter, and he could really, he could do like the Boris's spider for the stones.
	And you're like, yeah, we'd love to have him.
	I'd kick out fucking Ronnie Wood in a second.
	But it's not an easy seduction, you know?
	No, yeah.
	It's high quality.
	No, for sure.
	Not to say that Gary isn't.
	I've written him plenty of emails, by the way.
	Gary wasn't that hard to get, believe it or not.
	I can't imagine why.
	He didn't like a cigarette, but we go above and beyond that.
	Cool.
	Well, I'm sure you're out for buds.
	Seems like you've been out for plenty of buds so far tonight.
	And I want to fuck tooth and have my heels on.
	Have a good vacation.
	All right, man.
	I want to fuck with my heels on, too.
	Yeah, can we just make that a call to all the viewers out there?
	If you could help us, you did an incredible job with Out for Bud, like an amazing job.
	We should put those on the site, too.
	But we hereby give a call to ARMS for a ladies, fuck you with my heels on, shirt for sensor.tv.
	So please come up with your designs.
	I see like ladies saw, I see heels, I see a lot of flowers and ornate, sort of like the 80s shirts that were iron-ons, you know, that have like a really fancy picture that's sort of in a square.
	Not like Pop Art, like, fuck it, with my heels on, like Jeremy Scott type of stuff.
	Keith Herring deal.
	Not that.
	More like, you know, Puerto Rican Coney Island, like trying to be beautiful kind of vibe.
	Like, trying to be romantic.
	Wait, are you still on the phone?
	Yeah.
	Wait, my heels.
	Okay.
	Wait.
	Oh, no, no, he's gone.
	He's gone.
	That was me.
	Oh, you're.
	Oh, I thought you were the previous caller.
	You know what his screening thing, you say your name and the subject, and his subject was.
	No, you know, this is one of the oldest Timbos.
	So it had nothing to do with it.
	He didn't say that at all.
	Did you know what's his subject?
	Oh, you didn't hear the video drop.
	You know, this is one of the oldest symbols.
	My kids don't laugh at that yet, but my wife likes it.
	It's insane that that's not totally memed out.
	But it's funny how these inside jokes leak into your family life and then your friend life.
	And then you have friends, like at bars, who listen to the show.
	And you're like, I'll get a bud.
	And they're like, okay, that actually bud is one of the oldest symboss.
	It totally takes me by surprise.
	How many people tell me that I did not know my father is amazing.
	How many strangers know my dad doesn't exist?
	The idea that we'd be ending calls with, I want to fuck you with my heels.
	Yeah, it's the furthest thing from my, I never would have guessed that in a million years.
	Okay, man.
	All right.
	So you have to understand tomorrow, if you're bringing in the cinder blocks, come early in the morning because it's going to get hot in the middle of the day.
	And if we're stacking cinder blocks, I want to be doing it at noon, okay?
	Yeah, yeah.
	I'll be there at like 7 in the morning.
	Okay, cool.
	I want to fuck with my heels on.
	Bye.
	Yeah, it's amazing.
	Or the name Mikey could have so much weight.
	You can't give life to such regular cinder house.
	We have Kevin with a question for Ryan.
	Okay, I got for you, Gav.
	I got something for you too, Gav.
	Oh.
	I'm actually kind of pissed off.
	I wanted to hit you with the fuck you with my heels on.
	Thought it'd be cool, but everybody's doing it now.
	I'm the guy who called him the tranny co-worker, and I stood up to the company, and they backed down, so I still got my job.
	So wait a minute, give us a little more backstory there.
	What happened?
	Oh, well, I wrote them a strongly worded letter, as you do.
	And they, well, I really asked for a religious accommodation, and I had a few people backing me legally.
	Wait, wait, go back, go back, go back.
	Not everyone hearing this knows the backstory, and I'm a senile, so I don't totally remember these people.
	Right, right.
	Well, I had a transgender co-worker who wanted to be known by her male name and male pronouns, and I didn't want to do that because 40% suicide rate for transgenders, and most importantly, religious reasons the church takes to stand against it.
	And I thought I was going to get fired for it, but I wrote a strongly worded letter formally asking, really, I did it for the record for myself, if there was a legal issue in the future, if I had to take them to court.
	But I wrote a very formal letter asking for religious accommodation, and they backed down.
	So now I can, well, kind of back down.
	I can refer to her by her last name only, but I'm fine with that.
	So whatever.
	Did you sincerely feel that way about your Christian religion?
	Or did you just know that was the perfect thing to write in a letter?
	Both.
	Ah, cool.
	Yeah.
	I guarantee you their HR department saw religion and went, this could be a fucking shitstorm for us.
	I was hoping they'd shit their pants, and it really looks like they did.
	Anyway, I got a couple of things.
	They definitely did.
	Okay.
	One, Ryan, why aren't you put, you have Gavin's pictures up.
	Why aren't you putting your mouth on there and talking when he talks?
	Ooh, good idea.
	No, that's a good idea, yes.
	And another thing, I wanted to call you for a little bit about this.
	But you use that TriCaster, right, for switching video.
	But do you have anything for like when you pull up your blips of like Otis Simbos, when you pull that stuff up, like it seems like you struggle with it sometimes.
	Do you just find it on your computer and pull it up?
	Correct.
	Yeah, I can answer that question.
	He has an open file the exact same way you would with just like maybe a hundred MPEGs.
	And the icons are small.
	He doesn't even made the icons big.
	And they're not organized in a grid.
	They're just listed there the way like a Russian immigrant would.
	So everything Ryan does is so unbelievably basic that it really is kind of the way a newborn robot would do it.
	We don't give a damn.
	I got an idea for that.
	Surprising.
	Look, it's called the Elgato.
	Ryan, pull this up on Amazon because nobody wants to see it.
	Oh my God, are you the guy with the soundboard thing?
	Elgato.
	The buttons?
	Who, me?
	Elgato Stream Deck XL.
	It's got 32 buttons on there, and you can put little screens on the buttons.
	You can put pictures of the guy holding up Otis Simbos, and then you know which one to press, and it pulls up your video for you.
	That's amazing.
	You can set it to do whatever you want.
	Dude, you have sent us this information like a hundred times.
	Are you the one who mentioned the German TV show?
	I have not.
	That's not me.
	It must be someone else.
	Oh, okay.
	This is like 200 bucks.
	This would save your ass from getting chewed out all the time, Ryan.
	And it's not particularly entertaining for people to watch you get chewed out all the time.
	Well, you know, sir, it's not the ass chewing that's the disappointment.
	It's the fact that I can't get Otis Simbos out when the people need it the most.
	Okay?
	The chewing I can do.
	I'm trying to help.
	The fact that I don't serve people with we don't give a damn when it's exactly what I'm supposed to, that's what I'm worried about.
	And you're right, and I think that's what solves it.
	Mother Nature's telepathic.
	She sure is.
	And she doesn't want to fight up other deals.
	I felt the same way you do about 9-11.
	And I know you shit on 9-11 Truthers all the time.
	I used to feel the same way, like Duh.
	It was super hot.
	The steel got bobbly or whatever.
	But what opened my eyes was Building 7.
	And I looked at a lot of what architects and engineers say.
	And architects and engineers for 9-11 Truth.
	And I can't refute that.
	A buddy at my gym talks about Tower 7 a lot.
	And I'm not closed-minded to it.
	I've sort of expanded my belief on the Truthers in recent years, which goes back to the sort of theme of this call-in show, which is that we're all getting more radical.
	I'm willing to believe, not that there was fucking CMT and the I-beams or any of that bullshit, that the buildings collapsed because of the planes, but I'm willing to believe that George W. Bush was aware that Saudi Arabia was planning an attack and he let it go.
	I'm open to that possibility.
	So that's about as truthy as I get.
	Now, blowing up Tower 7 the day that the planes went into the towers, that's a little hard to digest.
	But I'm open to it.
	Yeah, I've heard it.
	You heard the popular mechanics debunking thing?
	Yeah, that's a bunch of shit.
	I've heard about, I think it might be like Laura's theory about the Vegas shooting is that the government was doing something there and they fucked up and they're too embarrassed.
	So they had to pull a bunch of shit out of their ass and blame it on something else.
	Yeah, that's, I'm totally open to that.
	Like, what if they said, all right, let's get some terrorists to fly a plane almost at the World Trade Center and then just miss it and land it somewhere in the water safely.
	And then we'll say, uh-oh, we've got to go to war in Iraq.
	And then they said, sure, Mr. Bush, we'll do that.
	And then they, but my problem with that whole thing is George W. Bush doesn't need the public support to go wage a war.
	American presidents wage unpopular wars on a regular basis.
	Look at Vietnam.
	Kind of, well, I don't know about that.
	I mean, the foreign policy aspect of it gets pretty foggy.
	Everybody wants to know, why did they do it?
	Why did they do it?
	Well, I don't know.
	There's a ton of reasons.
	There's all kinds of retards in government.
	But you can't deny Project for a New American Century.
	That's kind of fishy, all these guys getting together saying they need a radical change in American foreign policy.
	And they're all Bushes, Dick Cheney.
	It's all the guys that were in that administration were in Project for a New American Century.
	So it's not even just that.
	There's all kinds of other things.
	It's too many things that can't fit the official story.
	And that's what brings the whole official story crumbling down.
	Yeah, I get what you're saying.
	I think the important takeaway from any of this, and this is sort of the theme of this whole show, is always remain dubious.
	Always remain curious.
	Never accept the narrative.
	Never accept the story you're fed.
	Especially in this day and age, when there's so many, when we have Roger Stone going to prison for four years, for three and a half years for basically a typo, a typo that a million people have made in the past and gotten high fives for.
	The state is out of fucking control.
	We are pressing into Canadian and British territory as far as socialism levels.
	The fact that anyone gives a shit about Bernie Sanders should give us all pause.
	Well, I guess the call has gone on a while.
	Okay, bye.
	No, oh, no.
	Shit.
	Okay, what, what, what?
	Oh, yeah.
	Can I ask you, I know a while ago you talked About you had a tweet, your drunk tweets, about you tweeted about the sword of Damocles causing baldness.
	Could you talk about that?
	I want to fuck you with my heels.
	I don't see it.
	Sword of Damocles causing baldness?
	Okay, bye.
	Sword of Damocles causing baldness.
	The sort of Damocles.
	Yeah, I do think stress causes baldness.
	Back in Vice days, there'd be, you know, when we were building it up, it's obviously a very stressful time, and bad things would happen, and I'd go, okay, that's really shitty, that's really shitty.
	And I could feel my hair saying, I'm out of here, and I'd go, hey, is this worth going bald over?
	No, let's chill the fuck out.
	I got to say, though, I'm done with this fucking clomiphene.
	So I was taking clomiphene, and it reminds your balls to make more testosterone.
	I am about 3% more ripped than I was before.
	I'm the only person on earth who could notice it, not even my wife.
	And if you looked at pictures, you wouldn't be able to tell.
	But I'm definitely 17% more bald.
	This fucking testosterone has turned my cool, slick-back hair into a comb over.
	So I am done.
	I'm going back to Grover Arms.
	I don't fucking want to go bald for this shit.
	It doesn't work.
	So Clomophene gets a bad review.
	I'm just going to try muscle milk.
	After every workout, I'm going to do more weight days.
	I'm going to have muscle milk and see if that does something.
	But this fucking drug shit has been a flop.
	And I look at my forehead and I want to cry because I can see about four inches in.
	Yeah, that protein.
	Protein should help.
	Definitely.
	We got Dustin on the line.
	Dusty.
	Who are you and what do you do?
	That's an oldie, but that's a blast from the past.
	Yeah, I'm listening to all this podcast.
	I got a would you rather for you?
	Okay, would you rather you could never say thank you to anybody ever again.
	No way around it.
	Somebody hands you something, you just have to look at them and walk away.
	Or when somebody says, Can I stop you?
	Yeah.
	Can I stop you?
	Yeah.
	Can I do something like, oh, this is great?
	No, I said no way around it.
	You just have to look at them and walk away.
	Or you could, if somebody says something and you don't hear them, you have to say, what the fuck did you just say to me?
	Or nothing.
	Wait, or nothing?
	I mean, you can't say what or allude to the fact that you didn't hear them.
	You just have to take a wild guess and go on.
	But if you really need to hear what they just said, you have to say, what the fuck did you just say to me?
	To get them to repeat themselves.
	I think I'm going to go with number two.
	Number one is basically living the life of Spike Lee, which is something I would never want to do.
	He was in a restaurant recently, and my buddy knew the owner, and the guy gave him his free meal.
	And he said, hey, man, I love your movies.
	Thanks for coming to the restaurant.
	It means a lot to us.
	And obviously you're comped, so don't worry about it.
	And he just looked at the owner and just like got up and walked out.
	Didn't say a fucking word.
	That's like the worst thing possible.
	But at the same time, the what the fuck did you just say to me thing might get your ass kicked?
	But here's the thing.
	So you're either being a horrible person or getting insight to people.
	I'm never saying that.
	I'm just going to not hear what people say.
	So I'll just smile at them and I won't ask what they said.
	It's not like I work in, you know, some sort of dangerous welding job where I need to hear someone say, that's about to explode.
	You got to stop fucking welding that.
	So I'll just like smile and miss 80% of what people say to me rather than getting a fist fight every fucking day.
	Do you have control?
	Do you have control over how you say it?
	Can you say, what the fuck did you just say to me?
	Or can you change the intonation to be funny?
	Stop trying to get smart.
	It is what it is.
	Yeah.
	He's right, Ryan.
	This is like when they're talking about making out with a homeless man, and you're like, could I put like a condom on my lips?
	No.
	You have to make out with the homeless man and do a great job.
	Yeah, for sure.
	All right.
	Well, the winner of all Would You Rathers is, would you rather eat a marble-sized piece of poo every day for a year or have to, every time you move from A to B, even if it's getting up in the middle of the night to go piss, dance.
	So you have to dance when you walk to the bathroom.
	You have to dance when you walk down the street.
	You have to dance everywhere you go.
	So dancing is a part of your day 24 hours a day.
	Or the poo, you could just like put it in a bun and maybe just try to wolf it down in the morning, get that over with.
	Marble-sized?
	That's easy.
	Yeah, yeah.
	I would eat poo.
	And then you probably wind up liking it.
	You probably smear it on some other stuff?
	When I say marble-sized, I mean a big marble.
	Like almost a watch face.
	Oh my God.
	Oh, that's okay.
	That's not pill-swallowable.
	Can you break it?
	No, okay.
	I'm not going to do that.
	Oh, no.
	No, it's like a gobstopper.
	No, that's.
	All right.
	Well, that's a hard question.
	You're right.
	It's a gobstopper and a far-goer.
	We got Jake calling about lawn four.
	Is that right?
	Hey, I can hear the delay, so I'll just blow through the few things I've got and I'll shut the fuck out of FedCool.
	Yep.
	Okay, so you tell people to take responsibility for their lives and actions and to be brave and get fired.
	So I'm wondering how that jives with your view of law enforcement.
	So law enforcement, by definition, are those government employees that are putting muscle behind the corrupt system that puts crowdboys in prison, criminalizes drugs.
	They're the henchmen of the prosecutors and the judges and the legislators and fucking Mayor de Blasio and Governor Cuomo, who are your enemies.
	They're all part of the same gang, and you wouldn't defend MS-13 if some of them are.
	No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	You sound like Michael Malice.
	They're not part of the same gang.
	They are us.
	Their bosses are the ones who are corrupt.
	These cops were on our side.
	But the Proud Boys, when they were arrested, they dropped it.
	They said, go ahead, guys.
	Then the DNC boys said, No, pigs, go get those fucking guys, throw them in a cage.
	To call them henchmen is to totally ignore how powerless they are.
	And when Proud Boys were getting arrested, I would call my cop friends and I'd say, hey, man, can you help me out?
	And they go, they would call me from a different phone and say, look, dude, I don't know who you pissed off, but this is way above my pay grade.
	Something fucked up is going on.
	So they're not complicit in all this.
	They're just fucking janitors.
	They're crime janitors.
	Well, yeah, but I mean, so, you know, coal miners and roofers have more dangerous jobs, but we don't, you know, suck their dicks and give them six-figure pensions when they retire at 41.
	And if we did suck their dicks, we wouldn't keep doing it if we found out that there's a large number of them that have this habit of kidnapping innocent people, throwing them into cages because they have a plant.
	You know, being a drinker.
	But we don't become coal miners when our daughter gets assaulted.
	I don't, I would have a gun.
	I mean, so what if they help sometimes?
	I mean, that they do good things sometimes doesn't justify what they're doing bad.
	And beside the point, you know, the fact that those cops obeyed what they were told and when arrested those proud boys, I mean, how does that jive with getting fired and taking responsibility for your own action?
	I will say that getting fired is the toughest part of that is when you're a cop and you're saying goodbye to a $4 million pension because you refuse to do something.
	But if you remember in Virginia with the gun ban, the sheriff said proudly to the media, risking getting fired, if they institute a law that's unconstitutional, like confiscating guns, we're not going to enforce it.
	We refuse to enforce it.
	And you see this all the time with cops, letting pot go and a bunch of other shit go.
	Cops will ignore stupid laws on a regular basis.
	And with Proud Boys, they're constantly ignoring stupid laws and saying, good work, guys.
	We saw that you didn't start that fight.
	You finished it.
	In fact, they did that on the night of my talk.
	They did exactly that.
	They said, those guys jumped you.
	You kicked their ass.
	Go home.
	It's over.
	And then fucking their boss got involved.
	See, this is covered well in Glenn Book's book, Glenn Beck's book, Miracles and Massacres, where he said, every major catastrophe in American history I see, it's either the top brass fucking someone over or someone allowing someone else to make their decisions for them.
	It's always someone relinquishing authority.
	And when you see cops do bad things, they're relinquishing authority.
	But I think you're seeing that as 100% of the time.
	The way that you make that argument, I don't see how you couldn't apply it to MS-13 gang members.
	I mean, it's the higher-ups.
	You know, it's these poor ghetto people that are like, you know, wanting to make money.
	So just because they want to make money, it's okay for them to go be gangbangers.
	I don't think so.
	But that's not a cop's impetus for his job.
	A cop chooses that job because he wants to catch bad guys.
	He wants to stop rape.
	He wants to catch bank robbers.
	He doesn't want to bust a teenager for smoking a joint.
	He doesn't want to bust a proud boy for beating up Antifa.
	His motives are good.
	When you join MS-13, your motive is money and death.
	Well, I mean, you don't see the difference between wanting to join MS-13 and want to join the police force?
	Well, there's a Vice Squad.
	You know, there's the DEA.
	Those people do join for just those reasons.
	That's bullshit.
	You know what?
	You need to do is do a ride.
	I'll pay you $100 if I want to ride along.
	Yeah, I was a cop.
	You have?
	I was a sheriff's officer.
	Oh, whoa.
	Oh, whoa.
	Oh, boy.
	That changes the discussion.
	Yikes.
	Yeah, I mean, you were a sheriff's officer, and then I worked in private security.
	And let me tell you, the private security cared about their customers.
	As a sheriff, I regularly saw abuse of people just all the time.
	And cops just think they have the biggest dicks and do whatever they want all the time.
	It's ridiculous.
	What town is this?
	This was in North Georgia.
	I don't want to say exactly where, but it was a hit county in North Georgia.
	Huh.
	And the people that they were picking on didn't deserve it?
	They were innocent, wonderful people?
	Most of them.
	There was a couple in the jail that had been busted for pot, and they had to pass notes to each other.
	Old married couple, been married for decades.
	They had to pass notes to each other underneath the doors.
	The cops that ran that place would turn off the hot water during the day and have ridiculous rules all the time and mace people whenever they got up at eat.
	It was pretty shitty.
	And how long was that couple in there for?
	I'm not sure.
	All right.
	Well, we're talking about millions of people.
	It's a difficult thing to quantify.
	My experience in New York is 95% of cops are good people who don't want to do dumb busts.
	It sounds like you had a horrible experience, but I don't think that defines the police force.
	And if we're talking about the structure of society, we obviously need cops.
	And, you know, with the suicide a month this year, I don't think that it's going very well for them.
	And about 100% of the cops I talk to, I say, would you want your son to take up this job?
	And they say no.
	And back in Juliani days, I would say 80% said yes.
	Well, I agree that we need security.
	It just needs to be private, not government.
	Can I ask you something?
	I'm open to that.
	I'm sorry if I tuned out.
	I'm pretty sure I listened to the whole thing, but what percentage do you think that precinct that you were working at, everything that you saw, what was the percentage you think of people that were doing the right thing, doing the wrong thing?
	There was one other guy, One other guy that was like me.
	That was it.
	I was good to everybody I ran into.
	Out of how many guys?
	Oh, shit.
	I don't know.
	Maybe 30.
	It wasn't big.
	Okay, so two out of 30.
	That's one out of 15.
	That's not 0.95.
	Close.
	No, that's more like 80-20.
	Bad.
	Yeah.
	But there might have been some low-key good guys.
	95-5%.
	Well, let's move on to the next call.
	Thank you for your call.
	This is an interesting point.
	It's kind of a bummer to end the show, which we should do in one more call.
	I thought he was going to say about...
	45, 45?
	40, 45, 45, 45, 40, 45.
	I'm particularly disturbed by cops who hate cops.
	It's like when ex-military guys hate Trump and talk about warmongers.
	Yeah, which I understand they're hating warmongers, but when ex-Marines or war vets are liberal, I don't know.
	I'm not saying it's good or bad.
	I'm just saying personally, it makes me uneasy.
	Yeah, no, me too.
	Maybe because it makes me question my whole fucking paradigm.
	Same thing with artists.
	Artists and music, and then when you start to realize they're all liberal, it starts to take all the fun out of things.
	But I don't know.
	Maybe he got just a bad precinct.
	It's just what he went through.
	We got Tom from Whitestone.
	Talk about Lauren Chip.
	Better be fun.
	I want to end on an update.
	Hey, who is there?
	So you're passing through the lobby with a 2-4 into your arm there.
	Fucking walking.
	Fucking look at this guy walking up there the fucking 2-4 already to fucking rock.
	He's got his fucking dart in his mouth ready to fucking give her.
	Hey!
	Hey, you know what?
	The only thing I really missed from your CR-TV days was Roaming Millennial.
	Any chance you get her on an episode or some, or maybe on the censorship presents show there.
	Yeah, I'll get her on.
	Isn't it weird how she is so unbelievably fucking attractive, and that's nothing to do with what she does for a living or when you talk to her?
	Like, other pretty girls use it and want you to know, you know, they dress like sluts or whatever.
	But Lauren Chen is just like 10 who is like, yeah, I get it.
	All right, let's move on.
	Yes.
	It's almost like she's a burn victim or like a billionaire.
	Like, say there was a billionaire chick who worked hard her whole life and she's like, yeah, I know I could buy all of you in a heartbeat, but I want to focus on the matter at hand.
	She's almost like a billionaire carpenter.
	She wants to work with you guys and building a bookshelf, but she could just have 9 billion bookshelves made for her.
	Exactly.
	And hey, listen, you know, when you were talking about the John Selwyn yesterday on the picture he sent in, that's the guy who depicted you as Bill the Butcher in that picture.
	Oh, yeah.
	That guy can fucking draw.
	Yes.
	And he made a shirt up of it.
	That was awesome.
	Yeah, that's cool.
	Okay, that's up, Beat.
	Be good.
	Thanks, Trong.
	Please.
	And that is the show.
	Holiday show.
	We had some ups and downs, but Ryan stayed awake the entire time, and that's all we can ask.
	I did, yes.
	My sunburn.
	What happened with your sunburn?
	I'm going to go nurse it.
	And by nurse, I mean fall asleep watching that HBO documentary about the McMillions.
	I was going to say, when you rest the Budweiser can down, you put it on the sunburn areas between sips.
	But it's on my back, Ryan.
	You think I'm lying on my belly watching a show?
	What am I in?
	A 14-year-old girl?
	You're fading in and out.
	All right.

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