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Feb. 14, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #34 - WINGING IT

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Doesn't feel as good like that.
	Kind of nervous.
	Yeah.
	You didn't look nervous.
	I think I run out of things to talk about.
	I think I ran out of things to say.
	Hi, everyone.
	Hi, America and Canada and Australia and a little bit of Britain.
	Maybe some weird place like Brazil where some guy moved there and he fucking hates it.
	And he watches this show to remind him of all the fun things.
	I actually found that once when I was in England.
	I was there for weeks.
	I think it's when we were opening Vice UK or something, or maybe that pub, the old Blue Last.
	But hearing a different accent all day, every day, oh, you're done.
	Yeah, you're right.
	Oh, yeah, no.
	So what we're going to be doing is...
	So I would go to the bathroom, like at a pub, and I'd be alone, and I'd say, Hello, how are you today?
	The rain in Spain falls mainly.
	And talk North American so I could hear a normal accent, because I got so fucking sick.
	And I like the British accent, by the way.
	All of them.
	Wales, Scotland, upper class, lower class.
	I love them all.
	But nonstop, it starts to piss you off.
	Fuck.
	That's why I could never.
	I don't get those guys who are married to someone with an accent.
	I feel like that would bug me, especially some shitty country like Ukraine.
	And she's like, Hi, I'm so glad that you're home.
	We're making meatballs and schluchen tonight.
	Oh, but I love meatballs.
	Maybe we're making love later on.
	Oh, my God.
	One time I fucked this girl from Malta.
	And as I was finishing, she says, Oh, you're coming in my pussy.
	You're fucking guess-hole.
	I cracked up.
	Mid-orgasm.
	Could you not?
	Ugh.
	What are you talking about?
	They're like some.
	Your wife's Glaswegian and you're boning her.
	And she's like, Oh, that's fucking magic.
	So is.
	Go to give us another round of that.
	Hope you're not going to come soon, by the way there, big man.
	Because I'd like this for another at least five minutes in all.
	You know, Europeans are usually open about their sexuality more.
	So it takes kind of the fun out of it.
	Yeah, good point, Ezra Levant.
	It takes the fun right out of it.
	Europeans are usually a lot more open about their sexuality.
	You sounded exactly like Ezra Levant.
	They're usually open about their sexuality.
	Dude, Ezra's on fire.
	Fire.
	He's on fire.
	Ezra is, you know what people don't get about Ezra Levant?
	He's a redneck.
	He grew up on a farm.
	And he hadn't pissed, not in public.
	How to piss in public?
	Did I get that?
	Until he was like 18.
	So when he moved to the city, he would just take out his dick and piss.
	And then if someone had a problem with that, he'd fight them.
	So he fought?
	He might seem like a chubby little innocuous Jewish man, but he's a brawling redneck.
	Imagine him with a trucker hat on and some cud.
	Chewing his cud.
	Yeah.
	That's who Ezra is.
	Anyway, let's just do a quick, the week in review, maybe two weeks in review of Ezra Levant.
	One, he writes a book about Justin Trudeau, the Zoolander prime minister, who is the stupidest, most useless prime minister.
	And a great example of why I'm so sexist, why I'm such an anti-Femite.
	You know how anti-Semites blame everything on the Jews?
	I am irrational.
	And I'm equally irrational as an anti-Semite, but it's women.
	I blame everything on women.
	And it's a handicap.
	I'm not proud of it.
	But women elected Justin Trudeau.
	And he is a fucking clown.
	Ben Stiller's character in Zoolander would be a better prime minister.
	And why did women elect him?
	Because he's a hunk.
	He's breathtakingly gorgeous.
	Melt in your mouth, delicious.
	Mile high cheekbones.
	Beast on lips.
	Gorgeous.
	His eyes are like swimming pools.
	You could swim in.
	I would fuck him.
	Without a hesitation.
	And if my wife found out, I'd go, It's Justin Trudeau.
	Are you out of your mind?
	How are you even mad right now?
	She's just jealous.
	If Justin Trudeau wants to fuck you, whether you're male or female, it's rape.
	Because you don't have a choice.
	That's how hot he is.
	Look at that.
	What if that guy was like, could I blow you?
	Oh my God.
	I'd start screaming help.
	As I undid my pants.
	Help!
	Help!
	This hunk is raping me!
	The Westboro Baptist Church would give you a pass.
	Well, he's cute.
	God hates fags.
	Gavin, by the way, was not a fag.
	He had to let Justin Trudeau blow him.
	I mean, look at him.
	He actually is bi.
	What?
	Trudeau?
	Yeah.
	Ew.
	There was a weird thing.
	He was on some talk show way before he was prime minister.
	And someone mentioned a threesome.
	And he had this really creepy, careful what you wish for kind of thing.
	You got to understand Quebecois.
	He's not English.
	He's French Canadian.
	He's a frog.
	A Pepsi, as we call them.
	And peppers, we call them peppers.
	And that's a bad word.
	Like it's the N word for French Canadians.
	Peppers are weird about sex.
	Like peppers are to sex, about sex the same way dogs and insects are.
	It's just a thing.
	Like they don't even call it anal sex.
	She'll say like, you can put it in the back.
	And when you go to, it ruins strip clubs because strip clubs have to be kind of dark.
	There's like a goth element.
	It's kind of sick and wrong.
	wrong that you're there but there the the strip clubs in quebec it's just like the farmer's daughter who was horny chose that profession like this one was good at math she chose math this one wanted to stay home she rose the family.
	This one is very libidinous, so we sent her to the strip club.
	So she's there, not even with high-heel shoes on, but with bare feet, dancing nude.
	And you're like, this is too natural.
	They're hippies, I guess is the word I'm looking for.
	See if you can find that video.
	Justin Trudeau, creepy, threesome talk show, maybe?
	Yep.
	I tried to do that.
	And then he looks at the audience like, yummy.
	Me like it.
	Anyway.
	Is it this first one here?
	Does that look like it?
	Let me see.
	It's a pretty good talk show.
	LGB.
	Is it Graham Norton?
	No.
	Oh.
	No, no.
	That's not it.
	Okay, that doesn't look like a pretty good talk show.
	Here's how you'll know that you have the right one.
	You won't be able to find it.
	Ah.
	Because you're really good at finding the wrong video.
	Justin Trudeau, gay in UN.
	Anyway, fuck it.
	So women elected him.
	This is the problem with giving women the vote.
	They should have the right to vote, but should they vote?
	They tend to focus on emotions.
	Like Amy Siskind.
	She's an upper-class activist, a lefty liberal, who I think is one of the worst people on the left right now.
	And her and her little crew of rich housewives, they just want a woman to win.
	She could be a fucking Nazi.
	She could be planning the next Holocaust.
	But as long as it's a woman, we're winning.
	Because we need a woman.
	Because she's a lesbian.
	And lesbians put feminism above meritocracy and anything else.
	Anyway, sorry, that's a very long.
	Wait a minute.
	What do you got there?
	Killian Ryan?
	Let me see that.
	That might be it.
	We are thrilled he took time out of his busy schedule.
	Anyway, sorry, I'm not being very linear here.
	So Ezra Levan writes a book about Justin Trudeau that is tentatively titled Justin Trudeau Sucks.
	And he did it during the election because that's when it's most relevant, right?
	Justin Trudeau sends investigators to investigate him for election tampering.
	This is what you get when you elect a male model.
	So he's told to go to like the basically the equivalent of the CIA headquarters and speak to these detectives about tampering with the election.
	You know how he tampered with the election?
	He put out a book.
	That's tampering.
	You're trying to sway the election.
	Yeah.
	I don't think you know what tampering with an election means.
	It has to be, you're forgetting the illegal part.
	Like, is me not voting for Justin Trudeau tampering with an election?
	I'm trying to sway the election.
	So he filmed then, ridiculed them.
	They said, you're not allowed to videotape here.
	He did anyway.
	Spent like, I don't know, 40 grand in lawyers fighting back saying, no, I'm allowed to videotape this and won.
	So there's a victory there.
	Pretty unbelievable, by the way, that the police are investigating you for writing a book.
	That's all true.
	It's not like it's fiction or he's lying.
	That's a whole different set of rules.
	And this is Justin Trudeau, by the way, who started a fund, something like $670 million to support small media.
	What it really is, is to bribe journalists into writing nice things about him.
	He's not trying to save journalism.
	And the funny thing is, Canada is a very small country.
	It's about a tenth the size of America.
	What's the population in Canada?
	62 million or something?
	So there's not that many people in media.
	And when you throw $670 million at a problem.
	37 million Canadians as of 2019.
	I was quite far off.
	Wait a minute.
	What's Britain?
	Is Britain 62?
	Because I remember when Britain and UK were about the same.
	Any his around 63 million.
	Yeah, okay.
	So I was thinking of Britain.
	So this male model is pouring so much money into the problem that it ends up being like 60 grand per person in media.
	Like a really good bribe.
	If you were trying to bribe a criminal and you handed him an envelope with 60 grand, you go, wait, what are you?
	Holy shit.
	I assume I have to kill someone?
	No, that's just for you to be nice to me.
	Okay, that's not really how bribing works.
	You're supposed to give me like 800 bucks.
	Any his.
	So he writes this book.
	They pull him in.
	They say, oh, you're fucked.
	You recorded us.
	No, he's not fucked.
	So that was a win-win-win-win-win.
	That was what?
	When was that?
	Like 10 days ago.
	The hidden camera thing came out January 29th.
	January 29th.
	So a month ago, we'll say.
	Three weeks.
	No, two weeks ago, whatever.
	Then he sees Omar Katter at the airport.
	Omar Katter is a fucking terrorist who murdered an American Marine, blinded a Canadian medic.
	His father and their troop, their crew, have killed, I'm going to say hundreds of American soldiers.
	He's been a trained terrorist since he was 15.
	That became, he's a child soldier who had been brainwashed.
	And so when he goes to Guantanamo, they say, that's unethical that you put a child in Guantanamo.
	He's a murderer.
	He's a soldier.
	No, he's not.
	He wasn't a child and he wasn't a soldier.
	He's a terrorist.
	So Justin Trudeau, your gorgeous hunk that you ladies elected, gave him $10.5 million.
	And who are these bitches surrounding Omar Katter, by the way?
	Like, what is it with women?
	Why are women so into this terrorist?
	He's a bad boy.
	Look at his smile.
	He's got $10 million in the bank.
	That's probably why they're surrounding him.
	He started Vice Media.
	You see the thing about Vice Media now?
	It's like empty and for sale.
	Well, we'll get to that.
	That's interesting.
	So that's two.
	And by the way, if you go back to the beginning of that, you can hear Ezra's heart pounding.
	Can I have a word?
	Can I talk to you for a minute?
	Can we take a selfie together?
	If you want.
	Can I ask you a couple questions?
	How did you get on the plane?
	I thought you were on the no-fly list.
	See, this is exactly what we figured would happen.
	Why don't we go ahead and move away from the plane?
	So here's the deal with that, by the way.
	I don't know why he's allowed to fly within Canada.
	But the deal is, as long as he's never over American airspace, what?
	If you go from Toronto to Halifax, which was that flight, you're going over...
	So you're going over Vermont.
	So he was in American airspace.
	But your Zoolander prime minister doesn't care.
	And by the way, I know you don't give a shit about Canada, but Bernie Sanders is winning the DNC right now.
	That's Justin Trudeau.
	That's Canada.
	That's socialism.
	Canada and Britain are basically socialist countries.
	Bernie wants us to push to that.
	So I would like you to know what my hometown is like.
	Prime ministers question authors of books that criticize them.
	Not that far from Cuba.
	All right, so that's two with Ez, right?
	Three.
	Have you ever heard of Patrick Williams, the co-founder of Greenpeace?
	He's a guy who started Greenpeace, big environmentalist, still an environmentalist.
	Unfortunately, he's not following the leftist narrative of climate change and Manhattan's going to be underwater in a few years and we're all going to die and we should recycle all our coffee cups and that's the real issue and we need to spend more money on windmills and solar panels and all this shit.
	He says, he's not in my notes.
	He says controversial stuff like buying wood is good for trees.
	He goes, there's more trees around now than there have ever been.
	Now, he's including little seedlings and stuff.
	There's obviously not the same amount of 100-year-old redwoods, but he's right.
	And he says, you want to encourage forestry?
	Buy more wood.
	Why aren't you looking up Patrick Williams, Greenpeace, co-founder?
	I put Ezra Levant, Greenpeace.
	Why Ezra Levant?
	Don't worry about that.
	I'm going to tell you the story.
	There he is.
	Patrick Moore.
	Sorry.
	Patrick Moore.
	Wonderful guy.
	Anyway, he's doing some talk in, I think, Regina, Saskatchewan.
	He's doing some talk.
	He's one of like 45 speakers.
	And the lefties find out about it.
	They hate him because he says horrible shit like carbon dioxide is great for the planet.
	We don't need less CO2.
	We need more.
	In fact, if you look at the history of the planet, we have the least CO2 we've ever had.
	We need more.
	This is getting dangerous, he says.
	Now, to me, all of this just sounds like scientists.
	And isn't this what science is?
	You have hypotheses?
	So this guy is just a scientist with what sounds to me, and I'm no scientist, what sound to me like very reasonable hypotheses.
	Hypotheses?
	Hypotheses?
	That's fine.
	There's nothing wrong.
	That's why we have free speech, to hammer it out.
	But no.
	So all these hippie, lefty, scumbag commies go nuts, and they get him canceled.
	They have him kicked off the roster.
	He's not doing it anymore.
	Now, that's a big deal.
	Because now, when the next group says, oh, we'd like to get Patrick Moore, they go, no, everyone gets really mad.
	And of course, the media is on the side of the radical left.
	So when they're writing about it, they go, finally, we got that eco-Nazi Patrick Moore off the thing.
	That's really great news and blah, blah, blah.
	And you go, hmm, the media is totally on board with Patrick Moore being banned.
	But is that the general consensus?
	I mean, if you check out my name on Twitter, it's people wanting to murder me.
	And then every time I go outside in a very liberal city like Manhattan, where 3% or 4% voted for Trump, it's high fives and selfies and everything's great.
	99% of the time.
	95, I'll say.
	Everything is 95.5 on this show.
	So Ezra goes, this is what, he's just such a fucking, he's a happy warrior is who he is.
	And he goes, no, fuck that.
	He's getting, we're doing the talk.
	He had nothing to do with this original thing.
	He just hears about this and he gets pissed off.
	So he starts like the little, he's, I know I said he's a redneck, but he's also like a little hedgehog.
	He's a little woodchuck.
	He's a little prairie dog.
	So he starts burrowing away in his little hole and making a little tunnel.
	That's why his teeth look that way.
	That's why his teeth are so shitty.
	Referred to the other show earlier.
	That's an inside joke for subscribers.
	Oh shit, I forgot to mention our sponsor.
	And he got another venue for Patrick Moore.
	Now, Regina is a tiny town.
	I think there's a quarter million total population.
	He gets 2,000 people.
	Well, I think there's 800 now, but he'll easily...
	So he's going to get about 2,000 people to come to Patrick Moore's solo event.
	In other words, the media was wrong.
	People don't want him canceled.
	And now when you think of Patrick Moore, you go, oh, the guy that sells out a massive 2,000-person place in a small town in Canada?
	Looks like he is, there is demand for him.
	Tickets Moore's range from $25 to $2,000.
	He's going to make a mint.
	That's pretty badass.
	What's $25 times $2,000?
	Well, let's raise that, right?
	Obviously, the $2,000 are probably like a luncheon or something.
	That's not that many people.
	But let's just say $30.
	$95,500 times $2, $95.
	My dad would fucking rape me if he knew I just did 2,000 times 30.
	He would put a hot poker up my ass.
	Are you stupid?
	You fucking did 2,000 times 30, you stupid.
	What was the Trivial Pursuit thing?
	This man knows nothing.
	We're doing Trivial Pursuit, and he's getting all the science and geography and history right, but the pop culture he doesn't know.
	And so they come to me and it's like, so rock and roll was Chuck Blank Berry or something.
	And he played what instrument?
	And I'm like, I don't know.
	And so that one job I had, pop culture, I couldn't get.
	And he just fucking goes, I do not want this man on my team.
	He knows nothing.
	And I was just like, were you guys playing for fingers and toes?
	He was so fucking mad.
	In fact, I think when he hit his fists on the table, all the pies came out of the wheels.
	The game ender.
	So yeah, Ezra is just fucking killing.
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	You know when you do like a big leg day or an arm day?
	Oh, I came with the best thing, by the way, at the gym.
	Everyone skips rope for the first two rounds to warm up.
	And I just walk up to them going, hey man, what's going on?
	Are you going to be like, you do what, two rounds?
	And walk into their rope area?
	It's actually a very selfless joke because it's hilarious, but it fucking kills.
	It hurts.
	Yeah, the rope is like, it's often steel wire wrapped in plastic.
	So I've actually changed it a bit because I've got too many welts on my head.
	And now I'll just have my boxing glove out.
	And I'll go, hey, man, so you're going to be doing this for like another round or two or what's?
	And it'll hit the glove and bounce into his face and stuff.
	Or you pretend you want the rope that they have and go, hey, man, are you almost done with that?
	How long are you going?
	It's pretty funny.
	That could hurt because it sounds painful.
	It's like, yeah, especially towards the end where they go, what, what, what, what, what?
	I've always feared the sound of that.
	Sounds like a.
	I fucking hate skipping rope.
	Hate it.
	My legs are literally on fire.
	But I use the, what do we got there?
	Go down to the, not the tincture, the topicals.
	The topicals.
	Use the topicals.
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	That's actually how I found out about CBD, was at my gym when they were talking about it.
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	Homeboys get night like.
	Get it.
	Which reminds me of our two.
	God, I didn't put any shit in my hair today.
	I just thought I would try it out.
	No grease.
	The product?
	No Razak.
	I wear black women's stuff in my hair.
	RAZIC.
	RASIK which reminds me Oh, wow.
	And the journal, though.
	He was like, I said, wait a minute, fuck the black woman part.
	The school read his journal?
	Yeah.
	That really pissed, that made me so fucking mad.
	They're invading his piracy.
	They're invading, as you say, piracy.
	I didn't say that.
	It sounded like you said piracy.
	No, no.
	But like, a journalist where you, this is what pisses me off about censorship in general.
	A journal is where you work shit out.
	So maybe you'd say, black women are really annoying me today.
	And then, you know, you think about it more and you go, that was weird where I was last week in my head, but I've really evolved and I've realized that the woman that pissed me off doesn't represent the group, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
	Now, it's just like I was saying earlier about science.
	You iron out the kinks.
	You go through these changes.
	And censorship prevents us from learning.
	It prevents us from growing.
	Free speech is about ironing out the kinks.
	Conjecture.
	You should be able to say controversial things.
	Bad ideas will lose in the free market of ideas.
	Cliven Bundy said, I wonder if blacks were better off during slavery.
	He said that when he was looking at some woman whose baby daddy was in prison and she had four kids and she was on welfare.
	She was on the porch broke and futureless.
	And he was wrong.
	Of course, nothing's worse than slavery.
	But you're allowed to wonder.
	Or when Roosh V said, if women weren't allowed to press rape charges after inviting men to their homes, they would be a lot more careful about who they invite into their homes.
	That became Roosh V promoting rape and wanting it to be legal.
	No, he's presenting a silly little brain teaser.
	Would you rather drown or be buried alive?
	It's just a silly question that helps you get smarter.
	By the way, I'm willing to concede that most people would rather drown.
	I'm sorry, Ryan.
	You were right.
	I've never said that.
	What?
	I've never said that.
	No, you said there's no way anyone would prefer being buried alive to drowning.
	Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	Nobody would ever be buried alive ever.
	Yeah.
	That's a good one.
	Because Drowned is like an easy...
	It was no problem.
	No, I think it takes a bit.
	I mean, you can hold your breath for a minute.
	I heard it was really painful.
	Really?
	I heard that it's like a deep sleep.
	That's what I've always thought.
	That's why I always pick it.
	But then I looked it up.
	I don't know why I looked it up.
	I'm not suicidal, but I did look it up.
	How do you know how it...
	Because maybe people have drowned, they're resuscitated when the people go like, we got him back.
	And they're like, One time I was walking on the beach in Costa Rica when we had a place there, and a guy had gotten wasted and gone swimming and drowned in the ocean.
	And there was this hippie there who hated us.
	All the hippies hated us, really.
	And I said, hey, I heard some dude drowned here yesterday.
	And he was, I think he was German, and he's like, yes.
	He had like dreads, but he was kind of balding.
	It's a real hippie-dippy town, Montezuma, Costa Rica, or as we called it, Montefuma Coca Rica.
	That's what the locals call it, actually.
	And he says, yes, and he died.
	And I go, yeah, that's what I just said.
	And he goes, he got super pissed.
	Because he thought drowning doesn't mean fatal?
	No, he got super pissed.
	And he goes, you don't have to die to drown.
	And I go, yeah, you do.
	Yeah.
	In fact, I'm 90% sure the dictionary says drowning, to die by asphyxiation in water.
	No, it does not.
	Now, this is pre-internet, so I couldn't look it up.
	Is he right?
	No, he's not right, you retard.
	Because somebody says, I'm drowning, I'm drowning, but that doesn't mean they're dead.
	I'm dying, I'm dying.
	I'm in the process of dying.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah.
	Hmm.
	Yeah, he's wrong.
	Look it up.
	Well, I found this.
	You're conscious when you breathe in water.
	This is the description of what it feels like when you drown.
	The instinct not to breathe underwater is so strong that it overcomes the agony of running out of air.
	No matter how desperate the drowning person is, he doesn't inhale until he's on the verge of losing consciousness.
	At that point, there's so much carbon dioxide in the blood and so little oxygen that chemical sensors in the brain trigger an involuntary breath where he's underwater or not, whether he's underwater or not.
	This is called the breakpoint, and laboratory experiments showing that the breakpoint comes after about 87 seconds.
	It's sort of a neurological optimism as if the body were saying, holding our breath is killing us and breathing might not kill us, so let's just breathe in.
	Oof.
	How do you know?
	Right.
	anchor.
	And then there's the entering of the lungs and the Somebody says.
	Why are we looking this up?
	Burns like hot lava.
	Ooh, that sucks.
	Stop, stop, stop.
	Everything goes.
	Oh, wow.
	Yeah.
	Should we go through the news?
	Yes.
	Here's something that kind of pisses me off.
	About the Ruch thing, too.
	Dr. Ruth said that, and she wasn't canceled.
	Yeah, she said you can't say no to sex once naked in bed.
	And here's the difference.
	Dr. Ruth wasn't using conjecture.
	She was saying definitively, if you're naked with a man, rape charges are over.
	You've already said yes the second you're nude.
	By the way, I'm not agreeing or disagreeing with either Dr. Ruth or Rush V. I think they're both interesting conundrums or situations.
	But yeah, she didn't pose a question.
	It's called white unprivileged.
	White male unprivilege.
	Even though he looks like some kind of Arab.
	What is he, Iranian?
	What is it?
	Yeah.
	He is like juicy smole.
	He's experiencing black privilege.
	Black gay privilege.
	Did you see that?
	Anyway, to get back to Stone, everyone's just discovered that the jury was fucked and it was all activists.
	Did we not call that when we were down there watching the trial?
	Hello, it's a base.
	Hello, it's a corrupt judge.
	Roger Stone's jury four persons anti-Trump social media posts surface after she...
	The selection, yeah.
	And remember, there was that woman who said, they go, so what does your husband do?
	He's a lawyer.
	What kind of lawyer?
	Public defender.
	Oh, and what are you in?
	I work in politics.
	It's D.C., right?
	I work in politics.
	I worked for Obama.
	Oh, have you guys discussed Roger Stone?
	She goes, nope.
	In other words, I'm happy to sit here and lie to you right now so I can be part of the lynching of Roger Stone.
	And then you know what happened?
	Fucking National Review's Kevin Williamson wrote an article saying, Roger Stone should do a lot of time in jail.
	He did seven felonies, including lying to an FBI guy.
	Yeah, those are the charges.
	The charges are fucking absurd, dude.
	That's a weird thing with people where they go, oh, well, he went to jail.
	He must be guilty.
	He went to prison.
	Remember, his lawyers asked, like, you wrote this about Trump on social media.
	Don't you think that's going to make you a little biased?
	And she said, nope.
	And then the judge said, she banged the gavel and said, I don't think that's an appropriate question.
	Right.
	And you know what else she said?
	She said, these people are government employees, so Trump is their boss.
	So in a way, their bias supporting their boss will counteract the fact that they hate his fucking government.
	So kick him out then.
	If they're biased either.
	Sounds like you got a big pile of bias here, even on your best day.
	A double bias is no bias.
	What a fucking mess.
	Anyway, we called this a million years ago.
	But I think this is kind of good news because the sentencing is about to happen.
	So the controversy should be in full tilt right now.
	You wouldn't want people to forget about it.
	My gut says four years.
	This seems to be the magic number for Trump supporters.
	John Kinsman, Max Hare got four years for being Trump supporters.
	That seems to be what the government wants.
	Of course, the left and apparently with the right, National Review, wants much more than that.
	I know, let me just tell you how much I fucking hate National Review.
	They are conservative ink.
	They are everything wrong with the right.
	The right are fucking pussies.
	They are petrified of controversy.
	They hate confrontation.
	Even like Fox News is constantly worried about, oh no, Jon Stewart's mad at Sean Hannity.
	Now, if Sean Hannity was mad at Jon Stewart, do you think Jon Stewart would be shitting his pants going, oh no, Fox News made fun of my show?
	But at Fox News, they were talking about, we're going to get letters.
	Ooh, letters.
	Look up Kevin Williamson, he's the one who wrote this thing about Roger Stone.
	I met him a few times, very smart guy, but Asperger's level of autism.
	And the problem with those dudes is their fucking breath is shocking.
	Kevin Williamson's breath will curl your toenails.
	Kevin Williamson, is that what I said?
	Kevin Williamson?
	Yep.
	Yeah.
	So he just wrote a big thing saying, throw the book at him, motherfuckers, which is like the conservative Inc.
	virtue signaling.
	I went to this dinner once at the Harvard Supper Club.
	International Review's top troll demands Roger Stone die in prison.
	The fuck?
	He's a weirdo, too.
	He does that thing that autistic people do, where they exaggerate what they want to do to their enemies.
	And they're like, Hilary should have her skin removed in front of her entire family and then deep fried and stuffed up their asses.
	You go, how about she just gets fired?
	It's a nerd thing.
	They don't really get the limits.
	I just heard a nerdy exaggeration the other day.
	Like, I'll fucking go to war.
	And it was something so mundane.
	No, that's totally different.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	So Andrew McCarthy is this pink-faced conservative baldie who wrote a book called Free Speech and Islam.
	Sounds good.
	Who went to the Harvard Supper Club.
	He did a talk about the book.
	A bunch of people got up and said he's wonderful.
	The people who put it out, Encounter Books, some guy with a bow tie who runs that, which seems like a vanity project to me, says, yes, this book's so important, blah, blah.
	And yeah, Islam and free speech.
	Islam is not great with free speech.
	Yeah, I think we're pretty clear on that.
	And then we have a big, nice dinner.
	And there was a New York Times reporter at the dinner.
	And they were pooping their pants, tripping over themselves, trying to kiss her fucking ass because they wanted to be accepted by the left so badly.
	And that is what pisses me off.
	It's like white people who want to be accepted by blacks and say, hey, what's up, my man?
	Or even black people that want to be accepted by whites and start altering the way they behave and talk in order to be part of the group.
	It's being a sellout.
	Phony baloney.
	Thanks, Ryan.
	Ryan's two cents.
	Phony baloney.
	Yep.
	Yeah, maybe don't.
	You know what?
	Don't interject for the rest of the show unless you have a hilarious imitation.
	I don't need to.
	What are we, Diamond and Silk?
	Uh-huh.
	Phony baloney.
	Then being good at it, if you will.
	That was a good imitation of Gary Coleman.
	So we're at the supper club.
	You know who's there is, what's his name?
	The free speech guy, Greg Lukianakis.
	I forget his name.
	But he's big in the free speech world.
	One of his books might be here.
	Great guy.
	Lukianoff?
	Yeah, Greg Lukianoff.
	You know what Greg Lukianoff does now that we're spilling the beans and the gossip?
	He cuts up all his food before he eats it.
	I've told this story before, so I'm sure you're familiar with it.
	I think so.
	Like the way you do for a kid?
	Yeah.
	He cuts up his own food.
	He cuts up all his meat.
	His potatoes are cut up.
	And then once that's settled, then he goes like meat, potato, vegetable, which I'm for the second part.
	I like the idea of amalgamating forkfuls.
	That's fine.
	But to prepare it first?
	I mean, it's probably pretty cold by the time you're finally done.
	It's kind of weird.
	Anyway, he's a good guy.
	Yeah, that's a really good book, Freedom from Speech.
	Anyway, and he's kind of a liberal.
	He's a liberal from back in the good old days, the Berkeley days, the Cornell West days, where they put free speech above everything else.
	And that includes hate speech.
	Do you find him sexy, Ryan?
	I do not, actually.
	How much would you have to be paid to make out with him for one hour?
	An hour?
	an hour.
	That's looking like maybe.
	Okay.
	I have a paper bag here and a Greg Lukianov.
	Nope.
	That's my number.
	Greg is smiling.
	You've had a beer.
	And this paper bag has $12,900 in it.
	I'm sliding it towards you.
	Here's my number.
	So it's $13,000, but if you can give me $500 less than that, I would still take it.
	Okay, so it's not your number.
	So $13,500 wiggle room.
	Okay, so as someone who wants to save money on this, I'm going to offer $12,500.
	That's my bottom line.
	Okay, so I have a paper bag here.
	Nope.
	With $12,490.
	Because in my mind, I'm already $500 down.
	So no.
	Okay.
	So you have to know that the come down price.
	Here's the other problem.
	You buy a used Toyota Corolla with the money.
	You're driving around and people go, this guy's kind of cool.
	Where'd you get it?
	Gavin paying you really well?
	And you go, I don't want to talk about it.
	I necked Greg Lukianov.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Tangent time.
	So we're sitting at the dinner and they keep looking over at this fucking Jewish, hippie, long-haired New York Times reporter chick, who you're just like, get her fucking out of here.
	What does she do?
	Get her out of here.
	Not only do I not want to kiss her ass, I don't want her ass on this seat.
	Go, go, go.
	You don't belong here.
	And so we started talking about ISIS and Islam.
	And because the theme of the dinner was Islam and free speech and what they're doing now, what their strategy is in the Middle East.
	And they've taken over, this was a while ago, this is maybe five years ago, three or four years, 45, 45, 40, 45, 40, 45 months ago.
	And they've taken over Qatar In this area, and it seems that they're trying to flank maybe some of the American troops and maybe, you know, eventually get down to Iran and then maybe Turkey.
	And I'm just like, can we just stop?
	Can we stop when you got there?
	45 years.
	45 years.
	40, 45 years.
	What about you, Charles?
	It's 40, 45 years.
	40, 45 years.
	40, 45 years?
	40, 45 years.
	That's such a good sketch.
	So fucking weird.
	And if you read it on the page, you'd go, we're not shooting this.
	You just keep saying 40, 45 years.
	This isn't funny.
	I always use that sketch, by the way, to get people into Harry and Paul.
	It's a good gateway drug.
	Any hazoo.
	So I go, let's just stop, cut the shit.
	I got food coming out of my mouth.
	Why are we trying to imbue some kind of strategy on a group that is clearly just fucking inbred?
	Okay?
	We're talking about inbred savages, animals.
	There's no strategy.
	It's just convert or die.
	Smite ye above the neck.
	That's it.
	Don't worry about your fucking...
	The jihadi military does not.
	And they all start sweating like crazy, going, and they all, all eyes go to the New York Times journalist and they go, he's, I don't know.
	What?
	Oh, my God.
	That was, this guy is kind of a, he's kind of a funny man.
	And what will he think of next?
	He's, he's like a devil's advocate.
	I mean, he's obviously never, not coming back next year.
	I wasn't invited back, by the way.
	And you can just see her like, hmm, you've misbehaved, conservatives.
	That's going in my little report.
	National Review is going to be in the left's bad books.
	Why do you want to be in their fucking good books, you pussies?
	I avoided saying faggots there because we're in a stage now where faggots are braver than the conservative age.
	It's an insult to all.
	It's an insult to homosexuals.
	Then I found out later, remember John Derbyshire?
	He wrote a controversial letter called The Talk.
	And The Talk is something that black people do to like their 13-year-old black kids.
	And I think it's really detrimental.
	They say, look, cops are going to fuck with you.
	Cops are going to hurt you.
	So put your hands behind your back.
	And America's super racist.
	And you're going to have to do twice as well as a white kid to get the same mark and letter and whatever.
	And everyone's out to kill you and blah, blah, blah, slavery.
	And first of all, I don't think that's true.
	In fact, the opposite is probably true.
	If a company's looking to hire and they're going to go for the most qualified black guy in many cases.
	So there's plenty of black privilege going on in 2020.
	I'm not talking about 1960 or anything like that.
	I'm talking about today.
	So don't lie to a kid and tell him the world hates him.
	You're putting him at a disadvantage and you're also making him give up.
	Now, here's the other part.
	Remember that Life is Beautiful movie with that Italian guy?
	What's his name?
	Roberto Bernini?
	Roberto Benini, yeah, I think it is.
	So he's at the Holocaust and he doesn't let the kids know and he says, oh, we're at a fun place.
	And he makes sure they don't see the dead bodies anymore.
	If, hypothetically, America was a racist hellhole and I was black, I wouldn't tell my black kids.
	Like I didn't tell them about Santa.
	They figured that out on their own.
	I didn't tell them what sex is until I absolutely had to.
	I didn't tell them about 9-11.
	Like, you want to keep them happy and inspired.
	Why are you burdening a kid with that?
	Anyway, so John Derbyshire, who's, by the way, they call him a racist.
	His wife's Chinese.
	His kids are clearly, they do not look white.
	He wrote his own The Talk where he said, hey, if you're at a party and you're the only non-black kid there, be nervous.
	Maybe get the fuck out of there.
	Stuff like that, right?
	And it was seen as racist.
	And even a lot of conservatives I know thought, oh, that was a bit rich.
	But National Review fired him from National Review.
	He didn't write that article in National Review.
	He wrote it on VDARE.
	But that was the end of him.
	And I found out Andrew McCarthy.
	Now, this is not a verified fact, but rumors, let me just say, reliable sources tell me that Andrew McCarthy, the Islam and Free Speech guy, was a big part of saying we got to get rid of this guy.
	No one at the New York Times is going to like us anymore.
	John Derbyshire is on our staff.
	Give up on the left liking you.
	They don't even like their own.
	Now, people say that to me, too.
	They go, why do you keep saying I'm not racist?
	I'm not an anti-Semite, blah, blah, blah.
	You're never going to change their mind.
	I go, just because it's true.
	If you kept calling me gay all the time, I'd go, I'm not gay.
	I'm not gay.
	Now, that's not because I'm petrified of being seen as gay.
	I'm just saying the truth.
	Anyway, that was a long tangent for plug-in.
	That Doggest don't.
	Which brings us, of course, to Blue Chew.
	That's B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com.
	Have better sex with sildenaphyl or tadalphi chewables.
	Now, what they do online, they have a doctor there where you tell him that you have whiskey dick and he says, all right, I'm going to fix it.
	And then you get this in a discrete container.
	You get a prescription, professional medical support.
	You can do a monthly program where you will be shocked at the kind of wood you produce.
	You will remember, you'll go, oh yeah, this is why it's called having a woody.
	I forgot what these are like.
	When you get to my age, It's not exactly a coconut smasher.
	So, when you also, you get, what is it, 20% off when you use the promo code Gavin?
	And that's at B-L-U-E-C-H-E-W.com.
	I'm getting that right, right?
	Yeah, B-L-U.
	Oh, B-L-U.
	B-L-U-E.
	Yeah, typically the way blue is spelled, and then chew.
	Okay, it's not B-L-U-Chu.
	It's the normal spelling.
	It's what you think it would be.
	And even if you don't have a problem with erectile dysfunction, just have it there for an emergency.
	You know what I did as a young man?
	I cut my arm and I had a bag of Coke that would never break down, a very thick bag, put under my skin and then stitched back up again.
	So if I were to get a stripper back to my house and we were out of Coke, I could just take a knife, open up my arm, and it would be there like a microchip.
	That's pretty fun.
	Now, you don't have to do that with Bluetooth.
	You can just put it in your wallet.
	Problem with having Coke in your wallet is you're going to do it.
	So I would put Coke under my skin.
	Like a break in case of merger.
	In a hard plastic case.
	You know how these people will get these horns put under their skin?
	I would have that, but you'd see a plastic case on my forearm.
	A lot of work for...
	A gram?
	A kilo.
	Oh, my God.
	Yeah.
	That was your whole arm.
	Take up my entire arm.
	Did that affect?
	Well, girls wanted to get with me because my nickname in the scene was Coke Arm.
	And these Mexicans would come up to me and go, hey, man, I hear you got a lot of Coke in your arm, man.
	And I go, no.
	And they go, what's that?
	And they'd see the giant.
	It's actually shaped like a coffin because I thought I could pretend it was like some Misfits rock and roll thing.
	You're like, it's free because it's on the arm.
	JK, it's in the arm.
	Milo wrote a book, by the way, when we were down there.
	Yes, he did.
	Remember, I was so cheap I made his all share a hotel room?
	And then I went to bed, so you had to either sleep on P or with a gay.
	Yes.
	That was an interesting conundrum.
	You chose a gay.
	Yep.
	Why are you gay?
	He's written a book about the whole trial.
	And you know what's brilliant about Milo?
	Not only is all the money is going to go to his defense fund, he's taking no money from it, but he's written the entire thing, but he's ready for the sentencing.
	So he has what to say if it's four years, if it's zero years, if it's 10 years.
	This is all ready.
	So the second the sentencing happens, zoom, the book's off to the presses.
	Damn.
	He's fucking great.
	And it's off to the review.
	Isn't our team awesome?
	Oh, by the way, speaking of our team, two new shows launching this weekend.
	Tomorrow night, we have Gary's Mailbag, where a troubled local gentleman reads our mail.
	Do you have that intro done?
	Should we show that?
	I don't have it on the computer, but...
	We'll wait for the music.
	Gary's mailbag.
	And then we have the savant.
	There he is.
	He loves his Fritos.
	Loves the Fritos.
	His favorite flavors are Original and Honey BBQ.
	They're both tied for number one.
	Spoiler, guys.
	So what's his number two flavor?
	Oh, I don't know any of the flavors of Cheetos.
	So wait a minute.
	You just love all Fritos.
	Yeah.
	And then on Sunday, we have fighting with Larry Barnes.
	Larry Barnes is my coach, boxing.
	He knows fucking everything about the sport.
	Throw any fight at him.
	Any fight.
	Hey, he could name every Tyson fight, what his record was before and after, and what date it was, and what day of the week it was.
	Yeah.
	I had an idea today for a video.
	I'm going to film him in front of the wall at the gym where there's all these different posters of fights.
	And then I'll just read out the posters and say, when did George Foreman fight Lennox Lewis?
	And because I'm looking at the poster behind him, and he'll have his back to it, and he'll be like, November 5th, 1988.
	It was a Wednesday.
	It was cold.
	Cold.
	You were dope.
	You were dope.
	I can't do nothing for you.
	Wait, I've already worn this shirt?
	No, no, this is live.
	I'm checking the stream.
	Somebody should complain about it.
	So that's Sunday.
	Two new shows.
	And we'll have Copper Cab coming up, Bloomered.
	New Copper Cab coming out soon.
	Lots of fun stuff.
	That's right.
	And a pilot I'm considering.
	A pilot.
	Yes, thank you.
	Should we get to the mail?
	We could, if that's something that you want to do.
	Why?
	You don't sound very excited.
	No, it's fine.
	What?
	That's all.
	What's weird?
	Ryan, shut up, you don't have a debt.
	Let's turn our eyes together.
	Let me touch it.
	This is a unique episode because we didn't go through all the news.
	All right.
	Someone complaining about the app.
	That's not good for business to say that out loud.
	Because it's choppy.
	A live stream that doesn't live stream ever.
	Love it.
	No, someone's mad.
	Gavin, what are your thoughts on the Wetsu Wheaton movement in Canada?
	What the fuck is that?
	Wetsu Wheaton movement.
	Wetsu.
	I am copying and pasting.
	Me too.
	Wetsu Wheaton.
	Canada.
	Oh, it's First Nations.
	Wetsu Wheatsen are First Nations people who live on the Bukley River around the Broman Lake and Francois Lake in northwest and central British Columbia.
	The name they call themselves.
	I don't know anything about this, but it's starting to smell fake.
	You know, there's Indians that aren't Indians.
	Like in New York, we have the Pequot, and they all look like me.
	Here's the deal with Indians.
	If people don't ask you if you're Asian, you're not an Indian.
	New rule.
	New rule.
	Ew, I just said a Bill Marlin.
	You did.
	What's the difference between the elected band cancel and the hereditary chiefs?
	I don't know.
	These guys look pretty Indian, though.
	So sorry to answer.
	The answer to your question is I have no fucking idea.
	Movie drop of Gavin's Thirsty ass.
	Hey, here's Gavin's thirsty ass.
	Trist with this shit.
	And so he was looking at 7 to 10.
	Then on Tuesday, word got out that he was going to get 7 to 10.
	And Trump tweeted out, that is disgusting.
	That is outrageous.
	You have that tweet.
	How is that interesting?
	Just got thirsty is all.
	Yeah, sorry.
	I drank some Gatorade.
	You got me.
	Yeah.
	Speaking of which, you got any fucking brewskis?
	Oh, yes.
	Fucking Ryan Rivera there fucking getting up, grabbing a 2-4, fucking running over to the fridge, grab a fucking couple buds.
	Hey, people at home who have artistic talent, please make me a picture of a werewolf, like a kind of 80s Spuds McKenzie type of Eero design.
	A werewolf just ravenous, sort of like the Joe Rogan werewolf, like and a bud in the foreground, right?
	At an angle like this.
	And then in sort of 1980s horror letters, like free speech used to be written in, it says, out for bud.
	Okay?
	What the fuck are you showing?
	What's that got you doing?
	I really wanted to...
	It's not out there.
	Out for bud.
	Unfortunately, I think.
	So, sir, that letter sucked.
	These letters better get good.
	This is from Mr. Zedd.
	You may have already seen this.
	It's from 1983, but I'm pretty sure this is what all these tech designers think they've created.
	Like Sophia, for example.
	And just to be clear, I fucking hate people talking about robots like it's ever going to be a thing.
	Well, what kind of audience do we have here this evening?
	Anyone on a first date?
	Good.
	That's really cool.
	Any football supporters?
	Good.
	Anyone from out of town?
	Yes.
	Good.
	Where are you from, sir?
	Good.
	This is 1993.
	That's really cool.
	But that's way.
	Max Headroom was like 1985.
	Isn't he just ripping off Max Headroom?
	I don't know.
	We know who Max Headroom is.
	Wasn't he glitchier, though, and less robotic?
	No, it was the same joke, really.
	This viewer is talking about Sophia.
	They take these fucking robots.
	They have the same hydraulics that we saw in the 80s in Disneyland.
	They cut out the back of the head.
	So you see diodes there.
	That's supposed to be more intense.
	And then they say, hey, Sophia, so you're on censored TV.
	Yes, I am.
	What do you think?
	I think Ryan is a retard.
	And then everyone goes, "Oh my God, she knows the show!"...to help test how robots can improve the mental well-being of humans.
	Why does this make me so mad?
	I also participated in a study attempting to measure the level of consciousness.
	You didn't participate in shit.
	Everything you say is pre-programmed.
	In fact, it's just beginning.
	Oh, I was at a convention.
	Hello.
	This is the best convention I've ever been at.
	Thank you for programming me.
	Can you imagine?
	This is like wrestling.
	When I watch people watch wrestling, I'd go, what the fuck?
	Do you not see what I see?
	How can you watch wrestling?
	Go, whoa, he really slammed them.
	They already make female robots, the Roomba and the Dishwasher.
	Wait, I fake laughed at that.
	And then you thought I was real laughing, so you real laughed.
	I was freaking laughed.
	And then you heard me going, hee hee, and then you went, oh, it's a fake laugh.
	So then you changed your real laugh into a fake laugh.
	That's correct.
	I'm a phony.
	I'm a phony.
	Like Sophia, for example, they believe they've built a sophisticated robot with implemented AI that can think, talk, and tell jokes by themselves.
	Never!
	Never.
	The downside is that these AI robots they've made are only as sophisticated as their programmer or the person speaking to a fucking mic for them, which isn't saying much since these robots seem pretty retarded.
	Thank you, Josh.
	Finally, a wee bit of sanity in a world gone mad.
	Alex, this is a Juicy Smollett the Real.
	Gavin, this is probably the worst show on TV.
	This Broad, who has a master's in African American studies, calls Juicy Smole noble for lying.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Now, I wonder when we show YouTube videos on.
	Oh, I have not been regarding that at all.
	Whatever, fuck.
	...news, you guys.
	Yesterday, after an investigation by special prosecutor Dan Webb, Jesse was indicted by a grand jury on six felony charges, which include...
	That guy looks weird.
	Finding false police reports.
	Looks like a little monkey.
	And staging a hate crime.
	This is now the second time that Justice has been indicted.
	Last year a grand jury indicted him on 16 counts.
	However, those charges ended up being dropped.
	He needs more makeup.
	And even though no new evidence has been presented in regards to Jesse's innocence, which he has always maintained, I mean, we've talked about this multiple times on the show.
	Jesse will be arraigned on February 19th.
	This must be such a bummer to bring up on a black show because you can't not sound retarded if you don't call him a piece of shit.
	So, what are you guys' thoughts about?
	Honestly, this confuses me.
	Yeah.
	I'm so sorry.
	I don't know what's going on.
	I don't think this is about Jesse.
	I think it's about Jesse, who is the Cook County state attorney, which is the second largest prosecutor in the country.
	Is that Debbie Washerman Schultz got dropped in the bat of Gorgeous?
	Yes, of course.
	She originally dropped the 16 charges.
	Yes, because Michelle Obama's chief of staff told her to.
	I think this is more about her.
	Yeah, I think this is more of a case between the county of Cook and Kim Fox because they were pissed that those charges were dropped.
	When she did drop the charges, there was a lot of controversy, you know, around.
	Controversy?
	Interesting syllable emphasis.
	Can you imagine how easy it is to get a degree in African American studies?
	This is another thing.
	This is another sexist thing I've noticed about women.
	I guarantee you, every dissertation to get a PhD in African American Studies is about me, like being black in Chicago, like Michelle Obama's book, Becoming Michelle.
	All these women, whenever they do a book or a project, it always seems to involve me search.
	Like, what's his name?
	Scott Ockerman's wife, Kulap Vinki's her, his Asian wife with her gigantic tits.
	She didn't have much of a comedy career, but now she has a new movie out, a documentary called My Origin Story.
	And in it, she takes you through an interview with her dad and her mom about her and where she came from.
	That's really interesting to your kids.
	That's about it.
	I don't give a fuck where your fucking family's from.
	I should do My Origin Story.
	Is it from Neptune, maybe?
	Then my dad was arrested for drunken, violent rages.
	So him and my mom fled to London, where they had me.
	Then my dad started a fight with an entire bar and they had to skip the country.
	That's when we landed in Canada.
	Here's the bar where he punched a guy so hard he went out the window.
	Here's an interview with the man.
	Came very controversial, and I think that they want to make an example.
	Shut the fuck up, you stupid bitch.
	Okay, that was a waste of time.
	This is from Chris.
	What is this stupid hairstyle?
	Hey, Gav, over the last six months or so, I've seen several middle and high school kids with this retarded hairstyle.
	I was wondering who started this and why.
	Did Caratop shave the sides of his head and become popular or Mexican soap operas maybe?
	I was just hoping that knowing the origin story.
	Oh, my origin story.
	Can we see the origin story?
	That was serendipity.
	Might make me less angry every time I see it.
	Thanks.
	No, this isn't Ryan's hairstyle.
	He doesn't do the shave sides thing.
	That's basically my hairstyle when I don't put my black stuff in.
	That's exactly it.
	So that's very hurtful to you.
	What you're saying, sir, did you show the hairstyle?
	Yep.
	Is that without black women, I'm annoying.
	It's like a greaser that just got out of a fight.
	It's like the undone, ungreased version of that.
	Oh, you're Johnny Depp now.
	It's an ungreased version of that.
	What's going on with you, Depp?
	It seems like you're vindicated now.
	Amber Heard is turning out to be a real violent bitch.
	Yeah, I was tired of being cut out of deals, movie deals.
	My agent said you should release the audio, so I said, why not?
	Fuck it.
	Some sort of creepy labyrinthian metaphysics.
	Labyrinthian, that is something you would say.
	Yes.
	You know, the labyrinth is one of the oldest symbos in the entire world?
	I don't know what you're talking about.
	In history?
	An old what?
	You're going to get organized a little better.
	Can you have a- No, this is one of the oldest symbos.
	Even when it's late, it's terrific.
	Oh, my God.
	Dude.
	Why is no one cracking up when he's explaining his authematitics?
	If you look at the crowd these days.
	Now you know this is one of the oldest symbols.
	At that point, I would just go with that.
	Like an actual spit tick.
	Yeah, I would do it.
	Like my jean jacket.
	Oh, yeah.
	You gave me a spit take.
	You gave me the first spit take I've had in 20 years.
	That's correct.
	You came out wearing like a mock turtleneck, a jean jacket that was like stressed with holes and he had rolled up above his elbows and he had maxing, maxing.
	He had matching jeans.
	Yes.
	And I laughed so hard, I did a spit take.
	With actual spit and no drink.
	Yeah, it felt so good.
	Yeah, it felt pretty bad for me.
	I haven't had that in a long fucking time.
	You looked like a complete clown.
	And the fact that what really sold it was that you thought you looked great.
	And you were sort of like, hey, man, I'm just going to go out and get a BLT.
	What's up?
	Meet you back here?
	Fuck.
	I'm trying to find it.
	It was gorgeous.
	Thanks.
	All right, but let's take some calls.
	We're past shit.
	What?
	We were supposed to get off the paywall and like, let's just give them 20 minutes from now on.
	What are you talking about?
	The YouTube people.
	What?
	Let's give them less.
	No, we only gave them four minutes extra.
	I got to do a Johnny Apple CBD, and then we're good to go.
	We're only four minutes over budget.
	What's your problem?
	Why are you gay?
	You probably eat the poopo.
	The shorter videos get more engagements, and it makes people want to just sign up and see what the shortcomings are.
	Shorter by four minutes?
	Yeah.
	Please go to jacbd.com, as we explained at the beginning of the show.
	They have the tincture.
	They have the topicals.
	They have the gummy bears.
	These are all very, very helpful, very valuable.
	You're not going to get high, by the way.
	It doesn't have the THC that hemp has, but it's all the other stuff that this wonderful plant has.
	And the tinctures I find are good when you've had too many coffees and you've got to take the edge off.
	The gummy bears I find are great for sleeping.
	And the topical is totally unrelated.
	I find that great for aching muscles.
	How often do you take the tincture?
	Tincture, I'm almost out because I take it like every time I have coffee.
	Otherwise, I get too shaky.
	I've been having night terrors, but I've also, you know what, I've been having jokes.
	I've been waking up with bits.
	They're not, they're usually very weird.
	Tell me if this is funny or not.
	I dreamt this joke.
	It says enforcer across the top of the shirt, and it has Harley Davidson, right?
	Yeah.
	And so you have the Harley logo, Enforcer at the top, and then at the very bottom, not too big, maybe this big, it says call center.
	Yeah, that is pretty much it.
	Yeah.
	And then at the back, it says enforcer.
	And then you look up whatever Harley's number is, like their 1-800 number.
	And then it has it below that.
	So like you're a member of the Harley at the Colin Center.
	I'm like, guys, that's enough for your break.
	Get back on the phones.
	But before you see Colin, you're like, holy shit, he works with the Hell's Angels, like making sure people pay off their debts.
	Yeah.
	No, that's fun.
	A really not badass branch of a really badass thing.
	I dreamt that joke.
	It's pretty good.
	I'm also going to do a video.
	I think I've mentioned this before on how to box.
	And it's going to be all tricks.
	Like the best one ever.
	The thing you have to understand about boxing coaches like Larry Barnes, they have so much fucking information up here that they're dying to talk about.
	So a question like, so the right hook, doesn't that leave you too vulnerable?
	Or even like, I saw this guy, he doesn't seem that good.
	He has 12 and 0.
	How do you get an amateur record like that?
	There's a whole story there with going to North Carolina and paying for these shitty guys who are going to take a fall.
	And then Mexicans and Russians, when you see their amateur record, it's like, I'm not exaggerating, 399-0.
	So take Larry Burns, for example.
	His amateur record is something like 45 and 6 as an amateur.
	And then a pro, it's like 48 and 3, right?
	48 wins, 3 losses.
	Russians will have 399 wins.
	And it's not cheating.
	I know they always cheat, but that's just the culture down there.
	They start them fighting at six years old.
	Anyway, if you talk to a coach about Russian boxing records, they will start a yapping.
	And the next thing you know, you're like 20 seconds into the round and he hasn't told you what to do yet.
	And if you're doing stairs, you want to get him yapping as much as possible.
	Here's another thing about the stairs.
	As you go by the door.
	But then when you get to the top, have yourself a little break.
	The secret to doing running up and down stairs is towards the end of the round, you got to run like a lunatic.
	So when you come back into the gym, you're going, ah, ah, ah.
	Like don't make eye contact, like look kind of...
	Like, I don't even want to talk to you.
	Fuck off.
	I just went up and downstairs a whole bunch.
	Meanwhile, you were just sitting there like this.
	And they're like, hey, Gavin.
	You're just like, fuck off.
	I'll talk to her.
	What's up?
	Kevin, Keza.
	Or I found a spot in the gym where I am flanked by like six heavy bags.
	So you say, coach, what should I do now?
	Two rounds with the hook bag.
	Then when you've done those two rounds, you hide by the heavy bags.
	Beep.
	The ring starts.
	The round starts.
	And then you give it like 20 seconds.
	And then you come over and go to the coach, like, hello?
	What should I be doing?
	He's like, oh, fuck.
	Sorry.
	Oh, shit.
	Do the slip rope.
	Okay.
	Jesus.
	Sitting here waiting.
	Another one I've mastered.
	You're bitchy and dismissive.
	Hey, I'm trying to learn how to box here.
	What am I paying you for?
	I've been hiding in the corner.
	You know, I'm paying for this, right?
	Yeah.
	When I signed up, it said I'd have a coach.
	And deadbeat dad.
	Another good one is to put on, in sparring, you put on your head set.
	What's it called?
	Headgear.
	Headgear.
	What have you not been wearing yours?
	You put on your head thing.
	They've been using it as a fucking speed bag?
	You put on your head thing really loose.
	So you get a punch about 20 seconds in the round.
	It goes flying off.
	You're like, oh, for fuck's sakes.
	Can someone put this back on?
	That buys you like 30 seconds and believe me.
	Because you can't put it on.
	No, you have gloves on.
	Yeah, yeah.
	So they got to pick it up, put it on your head, find a little hole.
	Everyone's different.
	Some of them have buckles, some of them have Velco.
	So they're sitting there figuring out.
	And you're like, can we hurry up, please?
	Let me add them.
	There's only like a minute left in this fucking round.
	God.
	So that's jcbd.com.
	Please use a promo code GAVIN.
	Yeah.
	Cookies were really, really good, too.
	Cookies were really, really good, too.
	You sound like someone under house arrest.
	Hey, hey, guys, thanks for coming by.
	I had some really, really good cookies today.
	And I played Batman on my Xbox.
	They got Snickerdoodles, too.
	House Arrest would be kind of fun, wouldn't it?
	I wrote three letters today.
	Tommy, Christensen, John Kinsman, Max Hare.
	Which at the end of the episode, there's all the info.
	At the end of every episode, we have our prisoners that you should write to.
	Just send them fucking half a page.
	When mail day comes and you don't get anything, it's the world saying you've been forgotten, dude.
	Send them anything.
	Postcard anything.
	We have an update.
	I'm sorry.
	The choppiness is gone.
	So it looks good for our brand now.
	So the hair is gone.
	Oh, man.
	And there's some updates on the Wiista Woofen.
	Oh, you know what?
	Let's do one more letter.
	Okay.
	It's from a cop, and I am biased towards cops.
	Subject?
	Let's call him Andy.
	You teased this goddamn email on Monday, then left me hanging.
	When the email wasn't addressed initially, I figured it was a shit email and a non-subject, so fuck it.
	Then you allude to it on Monday, and I cannot abstain from reaching out again.
	Also, I mentioned to my brother, who also subscribes, that I wrote to you after work one night, and I thought you would be addressing it in the mailbag.
	He reminded me I missed a perfect opportunity to mention that dog's gotten me through a lot of hard times.
	What was that from again?
	I vaguely remember that that dog got me through a lot of human times.
	Oh, yeah, it was some video.
	We were watching some guy who was talking about his dead dog, and he was crying in the video.
	And he goes, That dog's gotten me through a lot of hard times.
	The only thing gayer than caring about your dog is making a video of you crying after it dies.
	Like Jeffree Star?
	Jeffree Star's dog died.
	Believe it or not, it was kind of gay.
	What?
	Yeah.
	Cop here.
	I appreciate the humor in shitting on your family dog, and I agree with what I think is the core sentiment of your joke.
	Nothing is sadder than a dog mom sticker in your car.
	Dogs are not a replacement for family.
	I also don't want to tear down a fourth wall and ruin an ongoing joke, but you do find value in dogs, right?
	As a cop, there's obviously shit I can draw from.
	I'm not a canine officer, but they've certainly helped me and guys close to me in many different situations.
	I'm not calling the dogs brave because I'm not assuming they can perceive danger as we do, but it's valued nonetheless.
	Sure.
	I'm not against dogs existing.
	And of course they play a role in law enforcement.
	Aside from the obvious military and law enforcement value, dogs can be great companions.
	I disagree.
	I get out of work at 11 p.m., pour a drink, and my dog is there.
	If I have a shitty night, the dog is there.
	My kids are young, my wife works, they're asleep, but the fucking dog is up and happy to see me.
	He's not happy to see you, dude.
	We took a wolf, removed its balls, removed its entire reason for existing, and then made it like always hungry, always wanting, always needy.
	Now, I should say, I have the shittiest fucking dog imaginable.
	I have a Javanese little tiny Cuban socialist dog named Leroy.
	It's my daughter's dog.
	It's not my dog.
	He always needs affection, especially from me, because I'm the alpha, I guess.
	Although my wife, maybe she's the alpha, but I'm like, go up to the kid.
	Like, I'll go, oh, hi, dog.
	Yay, yes, yes, yes.
	And then he wants more and more and is licking me and stuff, fuck off.
	I just pet you.
	Hello, hello.
	There's got to be a time or two when you look down and your stupid dog was there looking at you and reached down and scruffed its stupid head and felt a little better, especially with all the ups and downs you've endured.
	Absolutely not.
	You might as well be talking about a stuffed animal.
	And my study where I watch my Tucker Carlson's has a giant bear in it, and he's petrified in that room.
	So he doesn't sit with me when I watch.
	Whoa, someone already made that?
	That's pretty impressive.
	That's for bud, bud.
	Actually, no, that sucks.
	Just grabbed a bunch of shit from Google Ash.
	Kind of.
	Yeah, we're wanting a lot more heart in our assignments.
	But yeah, you know what?
	I guess if you had a German Shepherd and it's one of those dogs you could wrestle when you got home, I could see the appeal with that.
	Get out of here.
	I remember having, when we were in Costa Rica, we had big dogs.
	We had a bull mastiff.
	We had a Rottweiler called Diablo that you had to punch in the face as hard as you could to discipline.
	And even then, he wouldn't like go, he would just like go, all right, I get it.
	You don't like me eating cheese.
	Fine.
	You know what happened one time in Costa Rica?
	I'm sitting talking to my wife, and we have some fruit like on this little shelf sort of outside.
	And a fucking monkey, howlers are all over Costa Rica.
	They're super loud, like, they're the loudest mammal, I think, in the world.
	I just see him out of the corner of my eye run up, grab the mango, go, and run off.
	That's kind of hilarious.
	It was cool.
	Monkeys stealing things.
	Monkey steal, monkey do.
	Wow.
	So anyway, I could see the appeal of a big dog.
	So maybe I'm wrong, but my stupid, needy, yappy fucking dog, when he dies, this is me before my dog dies.
	This is me one minute after my dog dies.
	Zero.
	I'll feel bad because I know that my children are going to be crying.
	But if my children moved away, I would just take a, I just pick them up by the heck and just take a straight razor and just go, try not to get blood.
	A dude on the lawn.
	In fact, I'd be thinking, ooh, this blood might be good for my grass.
	You wouldn't necessarily enjoy it.
	It would be like cutting this beer's head off.
	I feel fucking zero for that dog.
	Zero.
	Imagine your dog was a doad.
	I don't like animals in general, but I don't want any ill will.
	Like, I'm not going to sit and torture it.
	I'm not an Iraqi.
	I'm not an Arab.
	You know, they cut off dogs' ears with shearing scissors.
	I'm not from the Turd world, but I don't torture plants either.
	Taking care of business is all.
	You know what we should do for the holiday episodes?
	Go through that animal planet thing, that blue planet, and just break it down as that boring British guy talks about how wonderful they are.
	Just go, this is a fucking loser.
	A penguin is a shitty loser.
	You carry your egg for, what, four miles with your stupid wings that don't even work?
	I have something for you.
	You're a fucking failure.
	Do you hate robots?
	I fucking hate robots.
	Are animals losers?
	Animals are losers.
	I have something that will merge the two, and you might enjoy it.
	This might turn you on both.
	Okay.
	Not now, but for the animals or losers special.
	Okay.
	Actually, I would prefer if my dog was a robot, because I would just turn him off.
	And he pisses and shits in my house, by the way.
	That's another thing.
	You turn him off!
	All right, let's take some calls.
	All right.
	In front of the paywall, right?
	All right, so we end the show?
	Yeah.
	We end.
	You know what we should do with the YouTube show?
	Just like...
	Go to snow and say the remainder of this episode, oh, you know what I talked to our guy about?
	I Want all the shows on our whole website to be free for five minutes.
	That's a good idea.
	Although we always talk about the opening song, so people are going to think it's a music channel.
	Oh, well, that's fine.
	The reason I my only problem with this taking calls thing is I feel like it's not very great TV because someone is sitting here like this.
	But I don't know the solution to that because you can't be searching for images and shit.
	Yeah.
	Because you need to be ready to hang up.
	Yeah, I could hit someone.
	Let's hang up on people fast tonight.
	All right.
	So we can get through them all.
	Are we going to?
	Thanks.
	Hang up.
	Are we taking calls or ending the show?
	I already said we're going to just cut to snow.
	And it'll be 20 minutes ago.
	Nice.
	Okay, cool.
	So let's get to our caller.
	Here we got T Money.
	What's up, T Money?
	What's up?
	Why are you all gay?
	How are you?
	You are gay.
	You are gay.
	I was on the stream tonight, and it was the first time that it was coming in real choppy for me.
	So I was doing some quick tests, and my download speed was really good.
	So I'm wondering, yeah, watch out for that because they might be tampering with you guys already because you guys are getting good subscribers and all that.
	So keep an eye on that.
	You think that could be Antifa hackers?
	Could be.
	I don't know.
	Maybe they're getting at, I don't know who your provider is to do the upload, but if it's Comcast or whoever it is, they could be getting at them and saying, throttle these guys.
	They have all kinds of ways of going at people.
	So I would look into it.
	Keep an eye on, you know, do some Wireshark scans and just keep an eye on it.
	Are you from Scarborough, Ontario?
	No.
	Where are you from?
	I'm from New Hampshire.
	Oh, you have a bit of a hoser accent.
	I think I've been listening to you too much, dude.
	That's what it is.
	I turned you Canadian.
	Why are you Canadian?
	I'm a gay Canadian.
	Why are you?
	Thanks for calling.
	Let's look into that.
	We have pretty good nerds here at Censored.tv.
	We sure do.
	Look at that hacking stuff.
	Call screen failed.
	We got a guy.
	He's called before.
	Hello.
	Hi, guys.
	Hello.
	Yes, I am.
	Hey, what's going on, guys?
	Hey, man.
	What's up?
	Hey, man.
	I called last two weeks ago about Windy City Heat, and you told me an awesome story about Don.
	Yep.
	By the way, that's one of the best stories I have.
	Well, I was shitting myself laughing while I listened.
	You were right.
	The Prairie Project is not dead.
	They were on stage at the comedy club with Perry two nights ago, three nights ago.
	So that's something to check out, not to be one of those guys like, yo, you should watch this video.
	But also, thank you for turning me on to Curmudgeon's Guide to Getting Ahead.
	I've been reading that every day now.
	It's a really great book, especially when he talks about who to marry.
	I didn't get there.
	I'm at, is your boss an asshole and how to deal with emails and work stuff?
	Yeah.
	I like the, have you at the part there where he goes, stop saying like.
	Yes.
	Yeah.
	And he addresses he and she pronouns.
	I don't know when that was pressed or printed, but he was addressing he or she pronouns before that was even a thing, I believe.
	I don't know.
	Yeah, thanks for calling.
	I think that's when right when it started.
	Okay, next call.
	Christopher.
	Christopher.
	Hey, hey, Gavin Ryan.
	On dogs, dogs, real quick.
	I have a dog who I wrestle every day when I get home.
	She's great.
	She finds birds and shit in the bushes for me to shoot.
	Are you in the country?
	No, I'm in south of Seattle, so there's a couple spots I can go hunting.
	But I think there's a lot of value there for dogs.
	I can see that.
	Anyways, I think it was about a month or two ago there were some indications you were thinking of bringing Nick Fontes onto the lineup.
	I think people were going ape shit on the phone lines.
	I remember a live show, and there were probably seven or eight callers you were talking to who were up in arms about it.
	There's a lot of talk about Michelle Malkin being a piece of shit from the con ink talking heads, but couldn't really point to anything besides her saying she won't answer questions about Nick Fuentez when the only thing she was saying about him was that he deserves free speech.
	Seeing as how Nick Fuentes just recently hit his second strike on YouTube, do you think that he might be more likely to join your lineup?
	And secondly, do you think that Connink with their two main fingers knuckle deep and the left pussy is as bad as it sounds?
	Like, think Turning Point kowtowing to immigration and unsecure borders.
	Like more than a friend.
	Okay, thanks for calling.
	Yeah, Turning Point made a few mistakes where they said that every student visa should come with a green card stapled to it or whatever.
	But he took that back.
	I hate infighting on the right.
	We need unity.
	Do you think I really like half of these fuckers?
	Not on Censor.tv, but a lot of these fuckers on the right are absolute nerds.
	And I know I spent half the show shitting on Conservative Inc., so I guess I'm part of it.
	But I like Chirley Kark.
	I like Bon Shapiro.
	Well, yeah, Nark Fox.
	I like Big Bear.
	I like all of these guys.
	I think they're important.
	I mean, I'm very frustrated by Conservative Inc.
	and a lot of the people at Fox News, but I don't really shit on them.
	Well, I do shit on them.
	I'm not very good with consistency, am I?
	We don't give a damn.
	I think Nick Fuentes would be a very interesting addition to this network.
	By the way, he's not clamoring to get on, so that's a whole other thing.
	I think my goal here, without really pulling back too much of the curtain, is to show that the right can be weird and funny, too.
	I kind of want to be the Howard Stern of the right in a sense.
	And that involves a lot of stupidity, a lot of weirdos, a lot of pop culture talk, movie reviews and stuff.
	It's fun.
	Yeah, I'm not really smart enough to break down the new budget plan and why it will work and why we need health care for all and all that shit.
	All right, next call.
	Mike, that was a terrible response, by the way.
	Mike on Lent.
	Hey, what's going on, guys?
	Hey, man.
	So I was listening to an old podcast from your later years, and you've talked about it a few times before, but the time that you met up with Tommy Lee and you did the boner joke, and it was weird.
	It made me think of a story that I'm going to make it quick, but not sounding very quick.
	I know, I know, sorry.
	So my girlfriend at the time, well, she still has a daughter, but she has a daughter.
	And we just, we first met, and we were going to a Halloween party.
	And it was going to be with all of her daughter's teachers and everything like that.
	And I was super nervous.
	So I was like, well, I'll have a couple of drinks and, you know, calm down, a little liquor courage to meet everybody because I didn't know anybody.
	And so I have a few drinks and stuff like that.
	And then it kind of, I'm like, wow, okay.
	I'll have another one.
	I'll have another one.
	And then I was like, oh, shit.
	I'm kind of drunk now.
	And so we get there, and it's a really awesome Halloween party.
	They have amazing decorations and everything.
	They have this huge witch flying across the ceiling.
	And is this story going to get good at some point?
	Okay.
	Maybe not.
	I don't know.
	Did somebody die?
	Is there celebrity in this story?
	And then Tom Green comes out and does an ollie off of a fucking...
	No, what happened was...
	So I wanted to say, I wanted to say, in my drunk mind, I wanted to say, oh, that witch is really awesome.
	Because I was trying to meet people.
	I was trying to spark conversation.
	But all that my drunk mind could come up with was that witch is really haunting.
	And then everybody goes, okay.
	Anyways.
	How old are you?
	And it was, I'm 35.
	What made you think that story was worth hearing?
	The alcohol in my system.
	Dude, you have a new story to tell now.
	I would rather make out with Gary than endure that story.
	Thank you for calling.
	Well, I'm a good.
	Wow.
	He has a better story.
	He's like, so I called him the show telling the story about the shitty story.
	Yeah, you should do a show with us.
	You have your own show.
	We're starting a new website called shitty.com.
	You can actually own the company.
	Yeah.
	Or I'm president.
	My heart goes out for him because my story is.
	Shitty.com's taken.
	It's learning more about the opportunities that exist with this domain name called Domain Ventures.
	Oh, shit.
	If you're going to buy shitty.com, do something with it.
	We got shit.com.
	We got Daniel.
	Daniel's going to be shit.com.
	Daniel, you're the person that thought he could renew the rating system with women.
	That was a bomb.
	Let's see what you got today.
	I looked up shit.com.
	It's a porn site.
	How are you guys?
	You good?
	Yeah, we're good.
	How you doing?
	Yeah, good.
	Thanks, mate.
	How are you?
	Hey, look, I've got a little bit of a question.
	Yeah, get out of here, guys.
	Your system on rating women, I just don't understand.
	So my mom is everything that you would want.
	Like, if you saw my mom, you'd want to have sex with my mom.
	She's your kind of 10 from everything that you talk about, right?
	Why are you trying to sell your mom?
	I'm a bit of a pimp.
	Okay.
	Shit.com appears to be all women masturbating.
	I just think of their father.
	He can host.
	All right, look.
	Anyway, how does this system work?
	How does the system work?
	Because here's the thing.
	I see brunettes and I don't feel attracted to brunettes because I think my mum is.
	So do you think the system works with different people in different contexts?
	That's actually a good question, sir.
	I feel the same way about big-titted blondes, but I'm not blind.
	So like Pamela Anderson at her peak is not my type at all, but I can take myself out of the equation and look at Pamela Anderson at her peak and go, that's an 8.9.
	I would be stupid.
	Here's what I'm saying.
	Like I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but I wouldn't masturbate to Pamela Anderson at her peak, but she's still an 8.9, and I can see that with my own eyes.
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	All right.
	All right.
	Thanks for calling.
	Like we all have our little quirks and quirks.
	I like bad teeth sometimes.
	Gap in the teeth, wandering eye.
	Alligator arms, beanbag body.
	You got alligator arms, you got a beanbag body, and I fucking bombed with you.
	You're on the line.
	Hello?
	Oh, a girl.
	Hello, hello.
	Hello?
	Oh, yeah.
	Here's me doing a girl saying hello.
	You ready?
	Are you ready, ma'am?
	Go ahead.
	Hello?
	Yes, go ahead.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	There's definitely a delay.
	Hello?
	Hello.
	Okay, go ahead.
	Okay, so just really quick, I have a more profound comment, but I have advice for you about urinating in the bed.
	Go on Amazon.
	Go on Amazon and get medical peep.
	There's P-Pads, okay?
	This should not be a difficult issue for you.
	And your wife does not want another kid in the house, and you have to take care of this.
	It must be a big issue.
	But go on Amazon, look up P-Pads and get like seven of them and then wash them, bleach them, put them in the washer, and have a supply of fresh ones that you put out on the couch or bed, wherever you go.
	No, she can't see those.
	That's just as bad.
	No, no, you have to hot.
	You have to.
	Well, if she's there at night, and you're going to have to be a little sneaky about it.
	Oh, I'm caught up.
	take care of this yourself.
	That's very helpful, actually.
	You know, I wet the couch last night, and it was my wife's birthday.
	There's no excuse for that.
	It's going to hurt your marriage, and she doesn't want another child in the house, and you have to cover this.
	And then, if there is urine smell on any of your furniture, get a enzyme cleaner that they sell, like at Petco, and that will remove any kind of urine smell that a dog would not be able to detect.
	You want to just give Gab and your husband's number you guys could both commiserate?
	How do you know that?
	Get an enzyme cleaner.
	Well, I'm a mom.
	Well, here's the thing about my pee, though.
	When I pee the couch, it's like it's after drinking 100 of these.
	So the pee's already clear, but it's being filtered through my underwear and my pants.
	So what comes out is basically not pee.
	Okay, so okay, it's like it's water.
	It's not like taking a dark yellow morning pea on your couch.
	Yeah, it's not sunshine, but still there's an accumulated effect.
	And this is your responsibility.
	You don't want it affecting your marriage.
	Okay, so what I really wanted to call about is that you're very right about women and the Weinstein situation.
	You're absolutely correct.
	There's a lot of gray area there.
	Why are women that are so strong and powerful and feminist, why do they put themselves in these vulnerable positions?
	And I think you're almost there, but you need to understand women's psychology.
	When they look at men, they don't see men.
	They see hairy women.
	They see women that, you know, they just treat them like other women with balls.
	They don't understand a male sexual desire or a predatorial nature at all.
	And in the Western canon, to understand like the code of chivalry, that was not just a fluffy thing.
	That was, you know, it's been taken over by fairy tales now.
	But the code of chivalry was a very serious code of honor and moral conduct.
	And that was always the tradition.
	And women have rejected that and men have thrown this away.
	But women need to be protected.
	So they go into these situations so outrageously naive, not understanding this predatorial male that they're with and not understanding danger.
	And women need to be protected.
	You know, you have to raise your daughter to have this that, you know, not to trust.
	And they trust men.
	They trust men that haven't earned it.
	And it's not, just, I don't know how else to put this.
	They need to be protected, but yet this is not what we do.
	We go, we don't need to be protected, but they're grotesquely naive in these situations.
	And that's a very what I've got to say about that.
	That's a very astute way of putting it.
	But I think you're conflating two different scenarios here.
	One, women in general out there in the world need to know that they're not badass bitches.
	Like we went after we did the after we did the show last week, I went back to my suburb, go to my local watering hole, and this friend of our family, this Asian woman, who my daughter is friends with her daughter, is absolutely fucking polluted, like destroyed.
	And there's some guy who thinks he's going to fuck her that night.
	And now I have to give up my night and make sure I'm not sabotaging her date, but also like, hey, here's your phone.
	You got to call an Uber.
	Get her out of the bar.
	Pour her into her Uber like she's a fucking milkshake.
	And then the dude that was going to fuck her is all like, where to go, dude?
	Yeah, where to save the day.
	So that's one world.
	But the Harvey Weinstein thing, I think, is different.
	When these women are interacting with him, it's not like that drunk chick at the bar.
	These women are walking into the Dragon's Lair.
	They know the culture of Hollywood.
	Everyone's heard the term casting couch.
	And they go there and they blow him and whatever.
	And then it goes a little farther than they thought it was, or sometimes a lot farther.
	And they don't call the cops the next day.
	They accept a plane ticket to Khan.
	That pisses me off.
	That's unique.
	Yes, but I also say that women are, like you hear Jordan Peterson talk about this a lot, women in trait agreeableness, they're more embarrassed to say, you know, they're happy to say it about abortion, my body, my rules.
	But when it comes to these situations with a man, that's an authority figure, and they don't have the bulk.
	Like, you know, Peterson always talks about women have to get in touch with the masculine to be fully awake, like the story of Sleeping Beauty.
	And one of the things, like, I've been married for, well, I've been with my husband for 30 years, but married for 20.
	And, you know, I don't suffer fools.
	I live with the alpha male.
	And now it's like if a guy said to me, like, blocks my way and said he was going to masturbate in a tree, I'd say, get me a knife.
	I'm going to cut your balls off and shove it down your throat.
	Because that's what my husband would do.
	You know, so I have like, I have there women like this, they act tough, but there's this delicate, feminine, I'm scared to talk to an alpha male inside.
	And they really have this.
	This is the code.
	This is in the Western canon, the code of chivalry, which is to protect women because they need it.
	And you have in the Middle East, you have to be covered.
	If you show your ankle, you get hit with a lead pipe.
	And in Brazil, they have carnival.
	But like here, can we have something in the middle?
	Like something in the, like in the middle?
	Like you're saying, women are not modest.
	You know, like I just, you know, Edith had the great costume designer in Hollywood, said, you've got to wear a dress tight enough to, you know, show that you're a woman, but, you know, loose enough to show that you're a lady.
	And all of this has been lost.
	But I do, I don't want to just keep rambling.
	No, no.
	You know what's interesting about what you said, too?
	You talk about your husband knowing that he would kick someone's ass.
	Not only does that empower you, but you feel like, all right, I'm going to go report this because I have someone who has my back.
	Lauren Savon is the woman who was with Harvey Weinstein when he masturbated into a plant.
	I know Lauren.
	At this time, I believe she was single.
	She's notoriously single.
	She's hopping from relationship to relationship.
	And most of her friends appear to be gay men.
	So she doesn't have a network of chivalrous men.
	And that might be why, when he beat off into a plant, she sort of was like, I'm alone.
	No one can help me here.
	And they crumble.
	And even the thing with what is the guy who committed suicide, I'm doing air quotes.
	Anthony Bourdain?
	Oh, Jeffrey Epstein.
	No, no.
	Yeah, CSS, CSS.
	He had like headhunters getting these young girls.
	Right.
	And there's nothing more naive in the world than a teenage girl because she's got nothing but romance and Cinderella and just, you know, addicted to, look at women, you know, their porn is romance novels.
	So all that shit just gets in their head and they have no idea what they're facing.
	It's just naivete.
	And like you're saying, this reporter, you know, it's true, just a little girl inside who's ashamed and doesn't want to report.
	But I don't know.
	It always touched me.
	Peterson said that, you know, the story of Sleeping Beauty was that the kiss was not a male saving the girl.
	The kiss was that she was in touch, but she had to get in touch with the masculine to become fully awake.
	And that's like, that's, well, that's certainly been my experience as a 20-year-old.
	I probably would have been a victim of sexual assault or not reported.
	But now as a very wise, savvy, older woman, I certainly would.
	So I'm trying to teach my daughter, you know, my body, my rules comes to, you know, it's not about abortion.
	It's about, you know, your body is, you have to fight.
	Your chastity has value.
	This whole concept of slut walks and sex should be fun and be proud to be a slut.
	It says chastity is invaluable.
	And the next thing you know, they're just throwing it away.
	They have to understand it's like a bank account.
	And being a slut is throwing it away.
	And they have to know that they have someone's back.
	All right.
	Thanks for your call.
	You're very interesting and intelligent.
	So I spent too much time on you.
	All right.
	Next we got would you rather?
	Was that mean the way I got me up there?
	No, no.
	It was very good.
	Would you rather call it a game?
	Yes, for Gavin, would you rather live with a robot that you can't turn off or allow flip-flops to be worn in your home?
	Or what was the second part?
	Or allowing flip-flops to be worn in your home.
	I do allow flip-flops to be worn in my home, and my wife does wear them occasionally, especially in the summer.
	So I've already taken that hit.
	And I don't mind my family's feet.
	Oh, wow.
	It's strange men's feet that really drive me fucking nuts.
	Bill Schultz?
	Bill Schultz wears fucking flip-flops basically from March to December.
	Well, they're comfortable.
	But thanks for your call, sir.
	Let me rephrase, let me redesign his would you rather.
	Would you rather live with a robot or live in a city like New York that's just 100% flip-flops?
	That's a better one.
	I would live with a robot and just fucking abuse it and scream at it and yell at it and smash it to bits.
	Wait, what are you going to do?
	It might be cathartic, actually, to have some dumb Sophie there.
	I am here for you.
	Hi, welcome home.
	Shut the fuck up.
	With coronavirus something.
	All right?
	Yeah, Kevin, it's an honor.
	Oh, thanks.
	Alex Jones talked on YouTube and was all over the coronavirus saying how underblown it's been.
	And even Tim Poole has mentioned it a few times.
	Do you have any input on it?
	I don't give a shit about China.
	I honestly don't give a shit if it sinks into the sea.
	And they keep showing us all this footage of the police and how corrupt they are and the riots.
	And even with coronavirus, they're welding people into their apartments.
	And I'm looking at it going, yeah, I know.
	It's a fucking shithole.
	Of course they murdered some woman who crossed the line in a quarantine zone.
	Yeah, I figured they would.
	They fucking murder Muslims on a regular basis to steal organs.
	Who gives a shit about China?
	Sorry for interrupting.
	They're going door to door, actually.
	Anybody that's got a sniffle, they're going to concentration camps.
	But they're projecting the estimates in November was around 75,000 that actually were able to fly and whatnot before there was any restrictions or anything.
	But wonder if there was any concern or any news.
	No, it's not going to get here.
	It won't be an issue here.
	There's what, eight cases here, some shit?
	63 cases?
	Boring.
	I mean, the more people, the flu, the flu kills thousands of people every year.
	But I think that China lost 80 million people to the Great Leap Forward, the Maoist purge, and they don't fucking care.
	There's statues of Mao everywhere.
	So if you don't care about 80 million of your own people dying, then I don't care that 100,000 of you are dying.
	That's communism in a nutshell.
	Thanks for calling.
	Sorry, dude.
	Kyle.
	Hey, KY.
	Hello.
	Long silence.
	Oh, hello.
	Hey.
	Hello.
	Hello?
	Hello?
	Can you get a beer, Ryan?
	Sure.
	Hey, I was just talking about trade jobs and construction.
	Okay.
	Yeah, I run a construction company, and I was just saying more people should do trade jobs.
	It's a great alternative to college.
	You know, I was talking to a guy tonight who works in construction, and he said, there's two murderers that work with me, because I was worried about Max and John and Tommy not getting jobs after they get out.
	And he said, no, I work with two murderers.
	And he said, one murderer got in because he had family connections with the union.
	And this was back when connections mattered, like five years ago.
	And then he said, the black guy, they were just clamoring to get black guys.
	So they totally ignored the thing about being an ex-con and a felon.
	Yeah.
	I mean, it's a great job.
	You make a good living.
	Just get to riff all day.
	It's fun.
	And you may like, I don't know where you are, but in New York City, a plumber who works for the city, like say he does the plumbing for City Hall kind of thing, I know that's obviously a top-tier plumbing position.
	That guy makes $280,000 a year.
	Yeah, I'm in LA, but it's crazy.
	The people that work for the city, I mean, they get the most plus jobs.
	Wait, haven't illegal aliens ravaged your industry?
	Well, we build swimming pools.
	I'm actually a construction owner.
	But not really.
	The only industries that have really been affected are like masonry because they just totally undercut it.
	Like gardeners are doing all the masonry work now.
	So that kind of stuff.
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Well, good to know.
	Thanks for your call.
	Everyone should get a fucking trade.
	Get out of school.
	It's a waste of time.
	Hello, Topher.
	Topher.
	Hey, Chose.
	Hey.
	Sorry about your name, dude.
	Well, it's real nice, Chris.
	Chris Topher.
	Oh, I ran across.
	Yeah.
	Anyway, Gavin, I wanted to thank you for three things.
	The Biffy Bidet, getting me to come to my senses to not wearing jeans while working out.
	And Jerry Cinnamon.
	You used to wear jeans to work out?
	Yeah.
	Actually, the day you were talking about it, I was literally at the gym in jeans, and I looked down, holy shit.
	Yeah, I got to do something about this.
	I work 5'12, and we got five little kids at home, and so I go on my lunch break, and my 10 minutes going changing, and I realize my dignity is more important after you guys were talking about that.
	Well, Joe Biggs gets all pissy about it.
	He's like, no, man, I'm going to retrain.
	If I'm training to fight, I'm going to be fighting wearing jeans, so I should wear jeans when I train to fight.
	That's a great point, though.
	No, then you got wet jeans.
	Yeah.
	I always knew it was a bad look.
	I just thought my 10 minutes could save me, but it's really not that big a deal.
	It makes you look like an orphan.
	I've been having a problem with my Biffy recently.
	I might need a new one.
	But as I splash, spray my ass, water shoots out the back.
	And then when I put the lid down, I look at the back of the lid, and there's a couple shit particles in water that are sort of resting behind the bidet.
	I mean, behind the screen.
	Mine hasn't done that yet.
	I've had it for a year now.
	Probably one of the best decisions I've ever made.
	I look forward to my work.
	Anyway, I wanted to see what you thought about getting old Pop's Jimmy McKinnis a show.
	I could listen to him pontificate for hours.
	Probably not interested or probably it's not something good idea.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	You know, the problem with my dad is he'll never get around to doing it himself, but I am going to visit him in Florida soon.
	I could just set him up with a camera and just let him go off and we could cut it into 15-minute segments.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	That's a great fucking idea.
	I'm going to bring a camera to Florida.
	I can't get enough McInnes', so that'd be awesome if that happened.
	all right, dude.
	Thanks for your call.
	Okay, Elvis.
	No, that's not such a great idea, though, because it'd be funnier if he was like reporting on the news.
	Maybe I should just make him a regular Skype guest.
	There you go, like the Jimmy report.
	Let's check in with Jimmy McInnes.
	Yeah, I'll bring him down that funny hat.
	All right, next.
	Get him a Lynxus camera or whatever the hell this is.
	Elvis, talking about the Crowdboys.
	Crowdboys, probably.
	Yeah, hey, hey, guys.
	How do you do tonight?
	Hey.
	Is your name Elvis?
	I just wanted to ask.
	Yeah, mama named me Elvis.
	I never met a white Elvis before.
	They always seem to be Hispanic.
	I actually am Hispanic, half Hispanic, so you won't be able to tell by my lack of an accent.
	But yeah, you know, Gavin, I was actually wondering, I'm here in New York City, grew up in Los Angeles.
	I was actually wondering if you'd ever think about, you know, restarting the Cowboys New York City chapter.
	Just because, I mean, in all honesty, like, I feel like there's being in Los Angeles and being in New York, there's so many people that are anti-Trump that even just finding a group of people that are more of the conservative movement and have the pride of being patriots that the Cowboys have, and there's nobody's presence like that in the city anymore.
	Dude, your line sucks.
	I can't really hear you.
	Damn it.
	Sorry, I'm on cell phones.
	I'm on cell phones.
	Yeah.
	So you're saying, do I regret starting the Proud Boys?
	No, no.
	I was actually wondering if you were ever going to start another New York City chapter.
	But there is a New York City chapter.
	Yeah, I was on the website, though, but I just noticed that it said no upcoming information on the chapter, like if they weren't opened or anything like that.
	That was one of the things that I was wondering.
	Well, the problem with the New York City chapter is that de Blasio and Cuomo are determined to turn it into a hate group, and they come down on the bar that used to host them.
	So they've sort of morphed into another thing I won't get into the details of, another way to meet.
	Could be squash.
	Could be golf.
	But yeah, New York is a very unique scenario because we started the thing here, but the fucking authorities became obsessed with it.
	There was an entire NYP division devoted to deporting me.
	They obviously threw two guys in prison for four years.
	All the cops that were Proud Boys quit because they were told they would be fired if they were ever discovered.
	So it's a weird...
	It really is.
	Anyway, thanks for calling.
	Someone was talking the other day, and I say, you sound like you're talking in the Soviet Union.
	I can't remember what they were saying, but they're like, you have to be very careful to make sure this doesn't get interpreted as that, and you should probably just not say this.
	And I go, are we in fucking Moscow?
	Got a call about movies.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, man.
	Hey, guys.
	I don't know.
	I'm really excited to be calling you guys.
	But anywho, so, Gavin?
	Yep.
	I was wondering if you ever watched the Mad Max movie?
	Of course.
	In fact, in high school, we would have Mad Max Night where we'd watch all three.
	And it takes a long fucking time to watch three Mad Max movies.
	So we would be up till 5 in the morning.
	But I have all three Mad Max movies memorized.
	The first one's a bit of a mess.
	The first one doesn't really have a plot per se.
	But Road Warrior and Beyond Thunderdome are fucking masterpieces.
	Why?
	Awesome.
	Did you saw the Raz one, though?
	The one that came out like two or three years ago?
	Yeah, it was okay.
	It was alright.
	Thomas Hardy being built in Quiet Pants.
	That was the reason I'm calling.
	I'm really getting really good at and connecting and being really conspiracy about a lot of things thanks to you guys, which is absolutely amazing.
	And I noticed that actually that movie talks about masculinity in a whole new level.
	You have to understand that in that new movie, all the women are actually deciding to go and die in the desert.
	They decide to take all of their food, all of their supplies, all of their resources, and actually go deep inside more desert.
	It is actually Mad Max who says, not only first, he says that he wants to make his own way, he actually stops them and brings them back and actually makes them win.
	Because in a matchurgy, that's what they want.
	They want to go to the desert and kill us all.
	It takes one brave man to actually stop them and actually say, hey, you know what?
	You're going to die.
	You're actually taking us to die.
	Yeah, that was a cool angle.
	And the woman who's the badass bitch who takes over everything, she doesn't fare very well.
	And women who give birth, the pregnant women, are treated like they're sentient beings, which is great.
	That's what we're going for.
	And it's absolutely amazing.
	Yeah, and the other thing I loved about it is the bad guys, the bald guys, the suicidal guys that sniff that crack, that seemed to me to be an attack on jihadists.
	Because they're suicide bombers.
	That's a really interesting take.
	Yeah, amazing.
	Anyway, I like you more than a friend, and thank you.
	All right, thanks for talking.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Thank you for all the work you're doing.
	Cheers.
	Appreciate it.
	Got Robert.
	Robert.
	Kobe.
	Hello.
	Hey, I called a couple weeks ago about a couple bodies that were hanging out in the Hard Rock Hotel that collapsed in New Orleans.
	I remember.
	And when I hung up, yeah, when I hung up, Gavin, he was mouthing off.
	He's like, you can't really see the bodies.
	You can.
	If you look up legs exposed, hard rock collapse, you can see them.
	But anyway, I wanted to call because I noticed that on the streams and even on this live stream, I would see like it's like a one-frame thing.
	It comes in, it's like Gavin wearing a gorilla mask, and then it disappears.
	And I don't know what that's from, but it keeps me.
	What do I type in for the hard rock hotel thing?
	I'm trying to look it up, but is there like a specific website?
	Or just legs exposed?
	Google?
	Yeah.
	Legs exposed, hard rock hotel thing.
	We don't use Google.
	We use DuckDuckGo and Brave.
	Okay, well, thanks for your call.
	We're going to look that up and try to find those arms and legs hanging out.
	Actually, I don't really care.
	I was trying to find it last week, though.
	Let's do the next call.
	All right.
	Let's see if I can keep looking forward.
	James, running out of time.
	What's up, guys?
	Hey, man.
	Hello, dude.
	How's it going, AZ?
	I was calling because of that Tyson Fury Dante Wilder fight.
	I was wondering if with it coming up, you'd got Larry would do the first fight and giving his opinion on who would win the second fight.
	Because I'm looking to put some money with Bet DSI on that shit.
	Put your money on Deontay Wilder.
	He has two cinder blocks for fists.
	All he has to do is connect.
	But the Gypsy King, he's got that gypsy magic, you know?
	Yep.
	I don't know.
	Tyson is a worthy adversary.
	All the athletic guy would knock that dude off, but I don't see Deontay Wilder losing this fight.
	I would put all my money on him.
	But you know what we could do?
	I was actually talking to Larry about this.
	My buddy has this hack site where you can get fights, not live, but 24 hours after any fight, he can find it.
	So we could do a wrap-up like the Monday after the fight.
	It's pretty great.
	Who cares if you already know the outcome?
	You know what I think would be great?
	If he does commentary for the copper cabin you fight.
	He only says it with that fight.
	He goes, fuck that fight.
	He says, if he tried to fuck with you and he was cheating or something, or even if he started to win, I would wrap around him like a fucking python.
	Wow.
	That was what he was saying.
	Is that guy like autistically smart or something?
	Because he just spits out dates.
	I rewatched that episode today for some reason.
	And he said, I think it was your fight with Copper Cab.
	He just spit out the fucking date.
	Not only does he remember every date of every fight, he knows like Michael Douglas's birthday.
	You throw a date like July 23rd or like February 12th and they'll go, that's Abe Lincoln's birthday.
	He born in 1802.
	And he'll just go through all these other people some Boston Celtics player has.
	Real quick theory, is he like really high IQ because he can notice patterns?
	That's why that bobbing and weaving, like when you watch that fight against Felix Trinidad, there's that combination where Felix like 10 different punches in a row doesn't land and he's just underneath them all and bobbing and weaving.
	He's got this super high IQ where he can notice patterns and remember numbers or just see sequences and that's why he gets dates?
	Or am I just fucking, you know?
	No, I don't.
	There's many things that Larry is.
	I don't know if high IQ is up there, but I think the reason that he was such a good fighter is because he trained 24 hours a day.
	I mean, the guy barely slept.
	He barely ate.
	He'd run 10 miles a day.
	He sparred every day.
	He just really practiced.
	He's also a very fit, like a good fighter, but I think it was just practice that made him that good.
	And then as far as the dates shit, the gym owner's theory is that some punch rattled something in his cage where it turned a switch on, and now a calendar is like available to his fucking eyeballs every time you mention something.
	It's funny.
	It's funny how he can remember dates.
	And as you keep going on and on with boxing and sparring, you slowly are like messing up words and getting dumber.
	Yeah, he got smarter.
	I got dumber.
	Okay, thanks for calling, dude.
	Bye, man.
	Check out Larry Barnes this Sunday, debut of his hit new show.
	It's already a hit.
	It hasn't even come out yet.
	We got Same from Texas.
	What's up, guy?
	Oh, shit.
	I'm doing.
	You're on.
	Last caller.
	Gavin, you're mentioning something about having a wife with a funny accent.
	And I just want to say you're totally right.
	I was in Amsterdam last year making love to a lady from Northern Europe, somewhere around there.
	And when I finished, she was like, oh, an explosion, an explosion.
	It was fucking hilarious.
	Explosion?
	Explosion?
	Oh, and also, I saw that monkey, that frame with you in a monkey suit.
	So I was wondering about that, too.
	Yeah, explosion would ruin.
	I don't know.
	All right, well, thanks for calling.
	I've gotten Chinese massages before, like a while ago.
	We should end the show.
	Oops.
	Go to Reddit Cringe, though, because there's, speaking of European accents, there's these girls, feminists.
	I think they're Icelandic feminists.
	Hello?
	Yes, yes, yes.
	One second.
	What are you doing?
	I showed the screen.
	Post, I got to take that out.
	And I think they're like Icelandic feminists.
	And they're singing about how great it is to take it up the butt, but they're saying we need to take it up the butt as straight men to get over our problems with masculinity.
	But if you don't know the context or you're not totally focused on Their stupid message, it sounds like a bunch of sluts singing about getting fucked up the ass.
	Yeah, Iceland.
	This is the video we'll end the show with.
	Who wants to get fingered in the ass?
	Who I do, who me too, do I'll finger your ass.
	Get your lover or stride far Find a person with a real one Open your hole and slide in slow People kinda say I'm a creep But who knew Angel says could be She's so hot and obviously stupid, but I don't think I could live with a woman who had an Icelandic accent.
	They're crying and then they say something like that sounds weird, and you're like, I'm just feeling lonely after moving here.
	I miss my friends in Iceland, and I know that you like to rock it hard with the good times.
	That's exactly what we do, yeah.
	But I got a Chinese massage one time, and she was like, oh, whatever, you know what?
	There's nothing she could have said that would have been sexy.
	No, a Chinese accent's the worst.
	There's 0% things that she could say.
	Cantonese.
	I'm a feminist and I'm kinky.
	Is it true?
	Is it poo?
	Ew.
	But, but, but.
	That's enough.
	What is a cool song we can go out with that otherwise we get sued for if we're on YouTube?
	We're not on YouTube.
	Exactly.
	Exacto.
	Like, now that we are not on YouTube, what songs can we end this?
	Oh, you're looking for, like, a rock and roll party?
	Like, something kind of rock and roll cool.
	Oh, that's fun.
	Jeez.
	You know, I'm feeling kind of stumped because you're asking me to come up with like a hit totally rock and roll song.
	What about The Knife?
	Look up the band The Knife.
	No one to be confused.
	We were in love.
	Pass on this?
	No.
	Heartbeats?
	Yeah, Heartbeats.
	All right.
	It's a cover, but it's fucking awesome.
	Are we going to tell people to check out The Knife?
	They're covering Javier Gonzalez or something.
	And what are we telling them?
	To get fired?
	Oh, yeah.
	Hang on after this, by the way, to see JusticeForLiberty.com and the three prisoners we want you to write to.
	But get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	Ooh, that was a good one.
	Ooh, that was a good one.
	Why did I be confused?
	Why did I just be untruth?

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