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Feb. 3, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E119 - GOML STUPIDEST RALLIES EVER [2020-02-03 - S02E119 - GOML STUPIDEST RALLIES EVER]

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	No fightin'.
	We got the reputation.
	No fighting.
	No fightin'.
	Shake care and chicken.
	Live from New York.
	It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
	Oh baby, when you talk like that, you make a woman go mad.
	Don't be wise and be poor, beating the sweat to my body.
	I want to lie, you know, my hips don't lie.
	I'm starting to feel the sweat of the attraction, attention.
	Don't you see, baby?
	Shakira, Shakira.
	Her hips don't lie.
	Do you get the double entendre there?
	Like they don't lie down and they don't tell.
	This is my new nickname for you.
	Her hips don't lie.
	Hip.
	I'm just going to put a collar around your neck and every time you open your mouth, a little thing will go, eh.
	Milo has that.
	Yeah.
	No, it shocks him.
	Oh, you don't want me shocked?
	No, it's the wrong.
	Even you're wrong within that.
	It's the wrong sound, like on Family Feud when they say, what's Popeye's favorite food?
	And she goes, chicken.
	You got an X?
	Wait, who said that?
	There was a chick on Canadian Family Feud, and the question was, what's Popeye's favorite food?
	And she's super confident.
	She goes, chicken.
	And they go, no, that's the fucking restaurant tard.
	Oh, you got it?
	300 points, which means we're going to sudden death.
	Gimme Logan.
	Gimme Eve.
	Logan?
	Give me Wolverine?
	They have more fun, those blondes.
	Real simple.
	But they are idiots.
	Only one answer.
	Whoever gets it, you're playing for $10,000.
	That's it.
	Whoever guesses this wins the game.
	Here we go.
	Name Popeye's favorite food.
	Chicken!
	Oh, my God!
	Show me chicken!
	That's huge.
	Spinach, Sherry.
	That sucks.
	I don't want to be that person.
	I don't know if she's wrong.
	Popeyes.
	Like, it gets kind of ethereal here.
	Right.
	What is Popeyes?
	Which Popeye are you talking about?
	Yeah.
	And if I had to argue, I'd say, well, it has to go for the most common Popeye.
	And I bet if you Googled Googling Popeye.
	Popeye.
	Popeye.
	And it was Popeyes, he said.
	Popeyes.
	Popeye's favorite food.
	Popeye is nowhere to be seen on the first page.
	Huh.
	I'm seeing nothing but Popeyes.
	So couldn't she argue that she's right?
	If it's a synonym and it means two things, then the next step is the most prevalent thing.
	And clearly, Popeyes is the most prevalent Popeyes.
	I like it.
	She's right.
	You can make a case.
	They owe her 10 grand.
	And they ridiculed her.
	That went super viral.
	New York Post today, showdown in Iowa.
	It looks like Bernie's in the lead.
	What a cavalcade of clowns.
	What a bunch of fucking losers.
	Andrew Yang, free money, $1,000 for everyone.
	That's in idiocracy.
	He gives a million dollars to everyone in the country, and they all scream and cheer.
	Pete Buttigig, sorry, dude.
	No one in the world, sorry, no one in America is okay with the first lady having jizz on his face.
	And I'm not saying I have a problem with it, but your average American is going to look at him and go, they fucked in the White House and they 69.
	He blew him.
	They just, they don't want that in their heads.
	Bernie Sanders, sorry, dude.
	Jews are 3% of the population.
	No one is going to vote for a minority that small.
	Well, what about blacks?
	They're 14% and Barack Obama won.
	He has a white mom.
	People can identify with that.
	And 14% is a hell of a lot more than 3%.
	So that's never happened.
	Bloomberg isn't even on this page.
	Tulsi had a chance.
	We all like her.
	Who doesn't like Tulsi Gabbard?
	Although she was caught chilling with Antifa.
	Klobuchar, no one knows who that is.
	And Elizabeth Warren has too many embarrassing moments like the Pocahontas shit.
	Surely she can't shake that.
	And I don't know who Tom Steyer is, nor does anyone else.
	It's quiet.
	Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.
	It's quiet for him specifically.
	What's Dia's full name?
	Beltran.
	We got Dia Beltran on the show today.
	I saw this.
	She made this video.
	And I saw that people on Australia Day getting arrested for wearing Australian flags.
	So we'll talk to her about that.
	But to get back to Shakira, Shakira, the hips don't lie means two things.
	One, look, I'm dancing like crazy.
	That's because this music is making me move.
	My hips aren't lying.
	You wrote a good song.
	This music is fucking dope.
	Similarly, when we fuck and I'm thrusting you, riding you, it's because I love you and you're sexy.
	My hips don't lie.
	So I use my hips to gauge music and sex.
	Gotcha.
	They're telling the truth.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	The lithmuth test.
	How do you pronounce lithmush test?
	No, you got it right.
	It's L-I-S-C-H-T-H.
	M-U-S-C-H-T-H.
	Lithmuth.
	What most people do when they're trying to say it is put napkins in their mouth.
	Litmus.
	The litmus test.
	Yeah.
	Maybe your Lymes is so bad that you pronounce it Lithmuth.
	Oh, I'm thinking of Lithmith.
	Merry Christmas, Ryan.
	I'm thinking of the Ithmuth paper.
	What?
	Yeah.
	What's the Ithmus newspaper?
	It's this website, which is just a piece of paper.
	Okay.
	So she did the Super Bowl last night.
	Do we have any footage of that?
	Can you dig up?
	Her and J-Lo were very sexy.
	Very sexy.
	And it was clearly basically the ad salespeople saying to the Super Bowl guys: Look, you already have white males.
	We already have country fans, Moroccan fans.
	We need Hispanics.
	Mexicans are obsessed with soccer, and it's pissing me off.
	So, who has Hispanic appeal?
	Well, there's a lot of Hispanic performers.
	No, no, no, no, no.
	Not unilingual Spanish.
	I need like, they have to have white crossover appeal.
	Well, that hasn't happened since Shakira and maybe J-Lo.
	Okay, get them.
	But Shakira, she hasn't had a hit in 15 years.
	I don't fucking care, dude.
	I need Mexicans.
	Okay.
	Ali G was there with diamonds on his face.
	I thought that was a makeaway.
	What an imbecile.
	What a clown.
	I thought security.
	Look at these costumes, too.
	They're like gypsy go-go dancing biker fags.
	They're greaser beaner greasers.
	And channeling her husky.
	That's not sad.
	Some 50-year-old gyrating on a stripper pole.
	Of course, I would kill my entire family on Christmas morning just to eat out her ass.
	Don't get me wrong.
	Hey, hold on, Tante Grande.
	Please stop watching soccer.
	Watch football.
	This is the football, not your football.
	Whoa.
	Is that a pit bull cover band on stage before?
	Nobody's ever heard of that game.
	Oh, good.
	Right after you're on the stripper pole.
	Your job as a parent is to try to keep your wife off the pole, not your daughter.
	Yeah.
	All right, that's enough.
	But the takeaway for most people seemed to be that Shakira went, which apparently, this is now A5, that's Zagruta.
	You see, Shakira is not just whatever she is, Colombian or whatever Hispanic she is.
	She's also Lebanese.
	That's Arabic, sort of.
	I mean, Lebanon was Christian when I was a kid, but I guess the Muslims took it over.
	And this means I'm having a good time in their primitive, stupid culture.
	Really?
	Hey, are you enjoying your birthday party, sweetie?
	Yeah, Dad.
	Hey, so you've been a gynecologist for a long time?
	Yeah.
	And you enjoy it?
	Oh, yeah.
	What?
	I love being a gynecologist.
	It's that fun.
	I understand your grandmother was in a really serious burn accident and you were by her side the whole time.
	Even had to change your diaper.
	Yeah, but you'd be surprised.
	We got along really well.
	And overall, I'd say it was kind of fun.
	Imagine.
	You ate out your sick grandmother?
	You grossed out your non-sick friend.
	Imagine it was involuntary and it's like a truth test.
	It's like, so you're sad that they're dead.
	Wow, that was a great.
	just did three spellbinding imaginary scenarios and I didn't have the camera, so I couldn't do it.
	You just stuttered out some crap.
	All right, so that was embarrassing.
	But I just thought it was interesting because I checked Twitter, and there's, well, now there's a bunch of stuff on this shooting that was on the Greyhound bus in California.
	One person's dead.
	Sorry, I don't care.
	20 black men are murdered by this stupid drug war today.
	Hundreds die of fentanyl.
	I can't be caring about someone on a bus.
	But there was a stabbing in London.
	A Muslim guy, Sudesh Aman.
	He stabbed a woman.
	This guy was a fucking nut, just got out of prison, just like the previous London Bridge kid, another jihadist who just gets out of prison and gets right down to killing, because some of these prisons are 60% Muslim.
	So you're going to jihadist training camp.
	And what do you do when you graduate from a training academy?
	You get to work.
	So finally they realized it was terrorist related.
	All I have to see is the name.
	As soon as I see any kind of weird name like Sudesh, we know what's going on there.
	Apparently he had previously encouraged his girlfriend to behead her parents.
	Do you have any pictures of this guy?
	He looks inbred to me.
	Oh, there he is right above me.
	Look at his dopey eyes.
	Don't you wish the news was real?
	Another Muslim jihadist tried to kill people because of his fucking crazy religion.
	A jihadist strikes again, despite Sadiq Khan telling us that this is perfectly normal.
	It doesn't feel very normal, Sadiq.
	His solution is to get rid of knives.
	Why don't you get rid of the people holding the knives?
	But it would be cool too if the news said, very inbred-looking Muslim.
	Like when that dude, Amjadita, this is A9, he was the cop who was found helping Muslim grooming gangs.
	I mean, that is in the dictionary under Inbred.
	Literally, if you look up Inbred Google Image, if you look up Pakistani Inbred Google Image, I bet you're going to find that same kind of light bulb face.
	Boy, the affirmative action must be strong over there if any light bulb face can get in, eh?
	Oh, there's a lot of pinheads.
	All right, that's enough.
	So yeah, I just thought it was interesting.
	You checked the Twitter moments because the Twitter moments is a good way to gauge the American conversation.
	And they were all about Shakira's, what's it called?
	Zaguta.
	Oh, or Zagruta, yeah.
	Yeah, all these Arabs going, it was so cool to see her do the Zaguta.
	Scroll down on that meme?
	That subject?
	What are you doing?
	Look at them all.
	Forget the terrorist who just murdered someone in London.
	She did a Lebanese gesture.
	So yeah, it was a fun Super Bowl.
	We had my favorite guy.
	Remember I told you about Coach D?
	Well, we had Jordan Lucas on the Kansas City Chiefs.
	I don't think it's in the notes.
	Jordan Lucas went to New Rochelle High School.
	He was brought to the NFL by that coach I keep talking about, Coach D, who gets all these kids out of the ghetto and into college.
	And he was fired from his fucking job because he didn't call the administration when he saw his drunk, his niece, his 12-year-old niece drunk.
	He handled it himself.
	And we know how it works with these teachers.
	Parents don't know what's best for their kid.
	Uncles don't know what's best for their kid.
	The administrators have the administrators.
	What is this?
	The residents sure know how to celebrate the Super Bowl in style.
	From New Rochelle to White Plains, hundreds of people hit the streets to enjoy the biggest game of the year.
	Now, there was plenty of good food and cold drinks.
	But maybe the most important player, Kansas City's Jordan Lucas, who played football for New Rochelle.
	It's great to see a local football program around the New Rochelle area to work.
	The Chief's assistant coach joins Lucas as the other.
	The ads were pretty good.
	One of them was absolutely amazing, and I'm totally spacing on it.
	It was the one where she did a whole bunch of things like, what were you born yesterday?
	What do you have your head up your ass?
	What do you have your head in the ass?
	But I thought what was also interesting is the ads that were banned.
	So I've sent you a meme on this as a separate email.
	But they had these drag queens in there doing this hummus ad.
	I would have sent them for Thursday's show, I believe.
	Oh, there, there's that one.
	This guy is one of the best cartoonists out there as far as not just drawing.
	I mean, the drawing's fine, but the wit.
	Behold, our newest ad campaign.
	Are you sure this will help us sell more hummus?
	Hummus?
	So the drag queens are fine.
	It's important to promote deviant sexuality, but no pro-lifers.
	So there was a pro-life ad that had all these people who were almost aborted.
	What is this now?
	A3?
	And it's them saying, do you think I should have been an abortion?
	Seems pretty reasonable to me, don't you think?
	Can you look me in the eye?
	You talk weird.
	I wish you were aborted.
	Yeah, Pedestra.
	That I should be dead?
	That I deserved to die that day.
	Wouldn't that be funny if one of these people was an absolute dick?
	Yeah.
	Like, he had a swastika tattoo on his face and it said nigger across his neck.
	And he was there holding a gun going, are you saying that I should have been aborted?
	Because I'll fucking kill you.
	You're like, well, maybe that guy.
	...peak an eye and tell me that my very survival was a mistake.
	...
	She has six legs.
	She crawls away.
	A terrible toll on society.
	One of the guys weighs 1,400 pounds.
	I ruined that joke.
	In my most vulnerable state, I was nothing more than a parasite.
	What if this was all black men in prison?
	Are you saying...
	Worthless?
	Yes, you're Asian.
	Well, nobody's saying that, actually.
	People with glasses should have been aborted.
	Asians should have been aborted.
	DNC abortion.
	An instrument abortion.
	DNC abortion.
	A vacuum aspiration.
	Okay.
	That's enough.
	I started joking around to hide my innate disgust, and then I started thinking of the actual third trimester abortion where they put the tongs in and they take it out piece by piece and eventually have to crush the head to get it out.
	And then they have to reassemble the pieces on a little plate to make sure they got everything.
	Because you'd only be leaving an arm in there.
	Fucking horror show.
	Icky.
	So you can't see that, but do we have the Super Bowl ad with the...
	The Super Bowl ad that had the hummus bitches?
	The drag queen one?
	I don't know if we did.
	Pro-life ad fails to make Super Bowl cut despite spots with Drag Queens political candidates.
	Yeah, go down.
	The Drag Queen one was very quick.
	It was showing all the different people that like Hummus, and one of them was two Drag Queens.
	I'm actually not that freaked out by it.
	I'm going to start carrying my Miles hat around because there's some things that don't piss me off that much.
	And I think we get outraged because we sort of feel like we should.
	In fact, I think I wrote some of these down.
	There was a couple jokes like Hunter, no, sorry, Joe Biden said to someone, hey, I can see why your wife left you.
	And everyone's like, fuck this guy.
	No wonder he's not getting elected.
	He's the worst ever.
	And I was watching it going, are we becoming the humorless ones?
	It should be in the notes if you look up Biden.
	Sorry, I'm dancing a little.
	Yeah, news, A16.
	Relax.
	Biden is kidding.
	Gotcha.
	We have a lot of notes here today, folks.
	So I love Benny Johnson, by the way.
	I've drank with him many times in D.C. Fucking awesome dude, but I don't agree with Benny here.
	I'll talk to you afterwards, okay?
	I'm happy to.
	I promise.
	I'll talk to you afterwards, right?
	No, no, we're live.
	I'm beginning to see why your wife left you.
	See, can we not, let's not become the same grumps they are.
	That was funny, and it was off the cuff quip.
	Similarly, with my Miles hat on, Talib, Rashida Talib, who I'm not a fan of, don't get me wrong.
	But that's the next one, A17.
	She said, they were talking about Hillary saying everyone hates Bernie, and they wanted to show unity.
	So they said, I'm not going to sit here and boo.
	And then Rashida Talib goes, fuck it, I'll boo.
	What are you doing?
	What do you mean?
	You're sitting there stretching like we're at a yoga class.
	Go to the video I'm talking about.
	Oh.
	He's like, ugh, ugh, my bad lines.
	I remember last week when someone by the name of Hillary Clinton said that nobody...
	we're not going to boo.
	We're not going to boo.
	We're classy here.
	I'll boo.
	Boo.
	You all know I can't be quiet.
	No, we're going to boo.
	That's all right.
	The haters, the haters will shut up on Monday when we win.
	There we go.
	I was going to say a hater said.
	Okay, that's enough.
	But you know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	I don't want to become a prude like the left and say, I don't like that wife joke and I don't like the boo joke.
	She's got a point.
	She's a Bernie supporter.
	She doesn't like that Hillary said he sucks.
	And that woman's calling for unity, that's not very unifying to say your top guy sucks.
	I guess I should still have this hat on.
	That's not very unifying to say one of your top guys, your actual top guy sucks.
	Hillary's going to be pissed no matter who wins.
	Because if she sees a DNC win, she's going to go, fuck that boy.
	It wasn't on me.
	I'm way better than her.
	Amy Klobuchar and Elizabeth Warren won.
	Fuck!
	Um...
	But this PETA ad, A2, this also got banned.
	It's so queer.
	And stupid.
	Like, bears don't kneel.
	So they say, don't kill bears.
	They're humans.
	They're not.
	You know what I mean?
	Yeah.
	Like, they put a top hat on a cow and say, why would you kill that rich guy?
	It's not a rich guy.
	It's just a cow with a top hat.
	You're making it human so I'll care for it.
	In other words, don't care for animals, care for humans.
	Yeah.
	And that kills a burger.
	If you put a top hat and a monocle on a burger, it's like, hey, I'm a burger.
	Yeah, let's do it for everything.
	Are you preventing burger lights?
	You anthropomorphicize a brick and say, stop sticking bricks in walls.
	They're people.
	Look, I put glasses on it.
	Are you walking on the wall?
	Oh, at least the eagle's going to fly away.
	At least the eagle loves America.
	No.
	He's taking the knee.
	So you know what's awesome about this?
	The cannibalism of the left.
	They, people got blacks.
	No, go back to the Twitter.
	Black people are pissed off because you're co-opting black pain.
	Because that Neil was Colin Kaepernick protesting police violence.
	By the way, Colin Kaepernick was co-opting it.
	He's not black.
	He was abandoned by his black parents and raised by whites.
	The man is white.
	The only thing black about him is his skin.
	And I'm sorry, that's not enough.
	That's why Kamala Harris failed to pretend she was black because she's half black.
	And she grew up in Montreal.
	Is the cup kneeling too?
	But if you go down, there should be.
	I'm sure Cap was thinking about justice for squirrels and trout when he took an E. Basically, the lesson with the left is don't do anything remotely black.
	Remember, using memes was considered a digital blackface?
	Cornrows, like Beyoncé can literally stitch white women's hair into her hair and then lecture you about the best shampoo for blondes.
	But don't, just don't ever do anything black.
	Nothing.
	Don't even listen to reggae.
	You're not allowed.
	Meanwhile, Bob Marley and rap in general wouldn't exist if it wasn't for all the white fans.
	It's clown world.
	It's total, utter fucking clown world.
	And it got me thinking about some of these rallies recently, like the one on Friday, which really became, I don't want to pay $2.75 for my train fare.
	Train fare ain't fair.
	I don't want to pay $4 for my beer.
	I want beer to be free.
	Am I going to go rioting in the streets?
	I want to be able to touch Eva Mendez's bare dits.
	That's my right.
	So whatever you want is now your right.
	And if you don't get it, vandalize.
	So I was going over the past few rallies we've had since Trump was elected.
	And I thought, well, that's got to be the stupidest one yet.
	And then I thought a little bit more and I went, no, it's barely in the top 10.
	There have been nine other stultifyingly retardified rallies about 2017 with the Woman's March.
	Yeah, from the Woman's March right up until this Friday.
	We have entered an era of the dumbest rallies imaginable because we're living in in curious times, mentally obese times.
	And what happens when someone puts up a Facebook meme like, hey, female soccer players don't get paid enough because of sexism?
	And you go, okay, it has nothing to do with the fact that no one wants to watch it.
	It's sexism.
	Same with the WNBA.
	Sexism is the only reason they don't get paid tons of money.
	People are scared of strong empowered women.
	It has nothing to do with the fact that they're always falling and they suck and they're no fun to watch.
	So you start a rumor, like, you know that free speech rally?
	Yeah, it seems kind of cool.
	It's a hate rally.
	That's it.
	Fuck it.
	Where's my sign?
	And thousands take to the streets based on a rumor.
	I think all of these, I'm about to tell you the top 10.
	I think all of them are based on a fucking made-up bullshit rumor that thousands agree with.
	Anyway, let's have a look at the 10, no, Clown World's 10 Most Retarded Rallies.
	Let's go.
	Baila na kajé.
	Lennoche baila na kajé.
	Family, students, wage workers, people that are black and brown, people of color, working class communities.
	Fuck the police.
	Those are boobs, right?
	There's six boobs, but there's really three boobs there.
	Black women pretending to be dudes and saying, they're going to fuck shit up all day long.
	Pay attention to our social media where I'm going to give away the little cake.
	So I think there was about 16 arrests on Friday and Saturday for this thing.
	FTP3, fuck the police three.
	I guess there's been two other fuck the polices.
	And the purpose of this wasn't clear.
	They claim that black and brown people are being harassed on the subway.
	I guess there's a disproportionate number of black and brown people taking the subway.
	I guess rich white people take limousines.
	I don't fucking know.
	But yeah, if you're going to police turnstile jumpers and bums and drug dealers in New York City, you're going to end up with a lot of black and brown people of color.
	So it's racist to police.
	Oh, that's not really how it works, but okay.
	They do this too with registering to vote.
	That affects Hispanic people who are undocumented.
	So it's actually anti-Mexican.
	Okay.
	You could say the same thing about driver's licenses.
	A lot of undocumented workers don't have driver's licenses.
	So when you insist on a driver's license, you're attacking the undocumented workers of America, which is pretty fucked up, dude.
	So the rally goes and they're fuck the police.
	You have those pictures there.
	Fucking cops out of the subway.
	No more cops.
	And then I like this last picture.
	Fuck your 275.
	So it evolved into, you know what?
	I don't want any fares at all.
	Is that the stupidest rally you've ever heard of?
	You know what cities have free subways?
	None.
	That's retarded.
	It's already, the taxpayer is already paying about another $225.
	It's about five bucks to ride the subway.
	So we're already getting reamed with taxes.
	But you want that to go down to zero?
	Do you have any idea how many bums, stinking, disgusting crackheads will be fornicating?
	No one's going to bring their kids to the subway.
	It'll be like the Warriors come out and play, eh?
	So we're watching this and we're thinking, this might be the stupidest rally since Trump, like in Trump's America, since Trump was elected, the most clown world rally in Trump's America.
	But it's not.
	It's only the 10th.
	So I'm going to go through all 10.
	And that was the least retarded rally we've had out of the 10 stupidest since Trump was elected.
	Since the advent of clown world.
	Clown World?
	What's that from again?
	With your clown band.
	Oh, yeah.
	Holy shit.
	I just had a weird flashback.
	Back when I was about 20, I was in Germany.
	We were doing like this punk tour of squats or whatever.
	And they said, so where are you from, Gavin?
	And I said, oh, I'm from Canada.
	And they go, ugh.
	And I go, what's the problem?
	And he goes, how are you doing in Canada with your clown bands and your Maxifruvis and your bare-naked ladies?
	I thought it was a pretty good insult.
	Well, here we are with our clown rallies, with our no subway fares.
	So number 10, no subway fares.
	Absolutely fucking ridiculous.
	And I want to have, surely we're getting this state with AI where we can do computer simulations and just enter your data.
	Okay, all subways are free.
	What happens to taxes in New York City, which are already alarming, right?
	Now let's see the subways.
	And surely the computer simulation can show us the rats and the shit.
	It would make San Francisco look like Zurich.
	Number nine, no balls.
	We don't want you doing that, Trump supporters.
	So right after Trump was elected, we had a ball called the Deplorable.
	Fun idea.
	What are you doing, Ryan?
	Are you ready?
	Okay.
	We had the Deplorable.
	Now, in Washington, D.C., something like 3% voted for Trump.
	So if you're a conservative lady, it's not easy to find a man.
	So I was escorting about five women wearing gowns out to find a man and enjoy some music and a couple talks and celebrate that the president won.
	500 fucking clowns showed up to protest that.
	They were throwing batteries, feces.
	If you look at one of the other links there, Project Veritas caught them gassing us.
	They were going to release gas.
	Violent far-right thugs.
	Oh, that was a different thing.
	Project Veritas exposes groups playing to violent disruptions and a chemical attack.
	Like, I'd understand if it was a meeting of, like, this white nationalist survivalists who were loading their guns and planning how they're going to kill people.
	Yeah, you want to sabotage that.
	You don't want them to get their army ready for the race war.
	This was a ball.
	And they also published a hit list.
	That's the other link.
	They published a hit list of who's going to be there, pictures of them, so they can attack us.
	Now, this brings us back to the original video, Ryan.
	So I get there.
	There's 500 people there trying to kill us.
	Ready to murder us.
	For what?
	And then this asshole crosses right in front of me, right?
	Turn up the volume.
	He said, he crosses my path like to pick a fight.
	And you pick a fight with when he has 500 people.
	I've used the analogy a million times.
	It's like a pack of wolves and one wolf comes and tries to nip at your heels.
	You better get rid of that wolf or the pack is going to come.
	So the pack was there trying to kill us.
	I shoved that guy.
	He said, you want to go?
	I said, yeah, I want to fucking go.
	I was really pissed off that they were disrupting a ball, a bunch of people hanging out.
	No, not allowed.
	So that was number nine.
	Number eight, no Nazi rallies.
	Okay, that sounds reasonable.
	But it wasn't a Nazi rally.
	Mike Cernovich had this thing called Night for Freedom a couple years ago.
	And we had to announce it at the very 11th hour so Antifa wouldn't come and fuck it up.
	What's her name?
	Chelsea Manning.
	Chelsea Manning showed up because Cassandra Fairbanks was friends With her, him, and Chelsea doxed the address.
	Vic Berger got a hold of it and sent it out to all his followers.
	So, Vic Berger was seminal in doxing the address.
	Antifa shows up and they're fucking hysterical.
	Again, this was as benign as a ball.
	It was like a day luncheon, I'd call it.
	There was food and wine and people doing speeches and comedy.
	And they're outside screaming for our heads.
	At one point, they're saying, we want Cernovich's kids.
	Bring his kids down here.
	Bring Gavin's kids down here.
	Threatening my children and Mike Cernovich's baby.
	She was a baby at the time.
	So when we're leaving this insane protest, again, what are you protesting?
	We're having a private party we all paid for and we all like Trump.
	Why is that any of your fucking business?
	Scroll down a bit.
	No, scroll down more.
	Not quite that part.
	Like this guy.
	This guy, Mark Bray, right, who wrote the anti-fascist handbook, he had a whole book tour.
	No one went, no patriots or Proud Boys or anyone went to fuck up his shit, as they say.
	But these guys were hysterically fucking with us.
	Now go back up to the video.
	This is only number nine.
	Turn it up.
	Look at their rage.
	Oh, there's David Campbell.
	Just pause.
	This clown is in Rikers right now, and I've talked to people who are in there who are making his life a living fucking hell.
	He's the only white guy in a room of about 170 dudes, all black, and he's been...
	So he's getting extorted, I assume.
	He's going to have to pay rent for his bed, and he'll have to pay off people to not have the shit beaten out of me.
	He's going to have a very shitty year in Rikers.
	David Campbell.
	So anyway, I think if you scroll forward, you'll see more people freaking out.
	Yeah, they get really mad.
	I think John Levine was filming, and they want to kill him for it.
	Stop fucking filming!
	So we can't document you freaking out at us for having a luncheon?
	I'm not doing anything.
	I'm just recording.
	Please don't become violent.
	Stay away from him, alright?
	Stay away from him walking down the street.
	Anyway, you know the story by now, right?
	The guy we just saw on the ground, David Campbell, attacked this old Jewish guy.
	I wish I could find this Jewish guy and get him to sue David Campbell.
	But anyway, I remember that guy.
	And the police were saying, all right, call an Uber or get a taxi, and we'll escort you to that.
	And then you drive away.
	And we'll make sure no one attacks the car.
	And I did as I was told.
	But the old Jewish guy goes, no, fuck that.
	I'm not a Nazi.
	I'm not doing anything wrong.
	This is America.
	This is New York City.
	I was born and raised here.
	I'm walking down the street.
	Fuck off.
	The cops went, okay.
	So he's walking.
	He makes it maybe 20 feet before that clown jumps on him, punches him.
	He falls to the ground.
	Then David jumps on him and strangles him until he goes into cardiac arrest.
	Then the cops grab him.
	He starts fighting the cops.
	Puts a cop in a headlock.
	He gets a year for that, for almost murdering a man.
	The guy lived.
	He's taken away to the hospital and they brought him.
	They resuscitated him.
	He gets 12 months in Rikers.
	Max and John get four years.
	Anyway, that was fucking ridiculous.
	Oh, sorry, that was number eight.
	Number seven, the protest was no USA at all.
	And this is when these absolute fucking retarded clowns went to Tucker Carlson's house.
	This is the man in charge of the borders of America.
	And demanded no borders, no walls, no USA at all.
	That's what they chanted.
	No walls!
	No USA at all!
	So you'll be happy to hear that when Tucker heard that, he immediately called the president, who stopped building the wall, and America completely dissolved its Canadian border and its Mexican border.
	And because these guys got to the heart of the problem, there are no borders, no walls.
	This goes back to the subway thing.
	Okay, tell me how this works out.
	There's no walls at all.
	So no borders.
	There's no USA.
	So everywhere else has a country.
	But in this country, you can just walk in.
	You don't need a passport.
	You can stay here for as long as you want.
	I guess you still get welfare.
	You can still get the benefits.
	What about the people who want borders and want a country?
	Like in the Falklands War, they said, oh, Margaret Thatcher should have just given the Falklands to Argentina.
	And people said, but the people in the Falklands are British.
	They don't want to be given away.
	So why do you have the right to give away all of these Americans to anarchy?
	Their ancestors fought hard for the opposite of that.
	Now you just sort of, it's fascism, basically.
	You force them not to have a country.
	So it's an idiotic notion to have no borders, no wall, no USA at all.
	But to go to Tucker Carlson's house to achieve that dream is a whole other level of retardation.
	Number six, no Jews replacing us.
	This is where I put on my Miles hat.
	What the fuck were you thinking?
	Getting a bunch of tiki torches and walking up and down the street saying Jews will not replace us.
	I can understand someone saying that there's disenfranchised young white men in the world and in America, and it's stupid the way they're always crapping on white people.
	And I see articles that say, oh, we have to stop breeding.
	It's bad for the environment.
	And then also, whoa, we need more immigrants because we need to replace our dying population.
	There's patterns there that you can talk about.
	But to dive right into it's Jews' fault and they're trying to replace us.
	Like fucking slow it down.
	What are your first dates like?
	Do you show up nude with an erection and start humping your armpit going, oh, me fucky?
	Like all you have to do is have a rally that says it's okay to be white or something.
	You don't have to fucking attack Jews and have tiki torches.
	So what do you think is going to happen?
	Antifa's going to show up.
	Heather Heyer is going to get killed.
	Some nut is going to get spooked in a car by armed Antifa.
	Drive into her.
	Now they have a martyr.
	Now they Can say, Heather Heyer died.
	White supremacists kill people.
	Antifa doesn't kill people.
	By the way, I'm going to do another video where I show you that Antifa is actually responsible for 16 deaths, not zero.
	But yeah, what an absolute stupid fuck-up of a rally.
	And you lied at the beginning, and you said it was about statues.
	So people showed up, good people on both sides, showed up for a statue rally, and you turned it into a fuck the Jews rally.
	Smart.
	Nice going.
	The fifth most stupid rally, this is really, now it starts to get heated.
	Now things start to get intense.
	No celebrating of mass shootings of Jews.
	So if you scroll down here, not too far.
	I didn't know I sent you that link.
	I'm sent you this link for this.
	Click on that.
	That's all we need out of that.
	Malcolm Harris.
	So this guy says, one week after the synagogue shooting, Proud Boys are going to celebrate it.
	What does this say?
	Another white supremacist.
	So it's just a given that they're a white supremacist group, Proud Boys, are coming to a rally in Philadelphia right outside the National Museum of American Jewish History.
	So I think that's like here or something.
	The rally was down here by the Liberty Bell.
	And yes, of course it's close to that.
	In Philly, all the big fancy important museum buildings, meeting places are all in that square.
	But it was like a quarter mile from the Jewish Museum.
	It was a boomer rally.
	We the people, I think the Facebook link is in there, Ryan.
	And it's just a bunch of people, patriots who love America and love the flag.
	They get there, they dress up like Ben Franklin and stuff, and they've got the bell, and they talk about the Constitution and the First Amendment, the Second Amendment.
	Zero to do with Jews or Judaism.
	But because there was a synagogue shooting, the story became Proud Boys are having a rally, and they got permission from the city for some reason to celebrate the synagogue shooting in front of the Jewish Museum.
	And even the Jewish Museum tweeted out that day, they're like, we're open.
	Obviously, despite this huge rally that's going to celebrate our demise, what the fuck?
	Would a Nazi in 1943 celebrate a synagogue shooting?
	I think the other Nazis would say, that was pretty fucked up what we did there with that synagogue.
	Let's not talk about it ever again.
	But no, we're having a rally.
	So this got stupider and stupider.
	There were some Marines in town on their day off.
	I like this.
	I like the never-ending circle because it's like crazy.
	Oh.
	So these guys show up.
	They see these two Marines.
	They go, you must be the Proud Boys that are here to celebrate the synagogue shooting in front of the Jewish Museum.
	Again, the mayor gave a permit for that?
	That's a pretty sadistic mayor.
	So they start attacking these two Marines.
	And they're going, what are you talking about?
	You're Nazis.
	I'm Hispanic.
	He's from Guatemala or something.
	They go, fuck you.
	They immediately turn on a dime.
	They turn around and they go, fuck you, wetbacks, you fucking spics.
	And they attack the Marines.
	And those two Antifa you saw at the beginning, they were arrested for this.
	They're about to, I think they are about to be sentenced.
	Those two fucking idiot Antifa clowns.
	So that's why the truth is relevant.
	Because when you let these retarded stories get out of control, people start fighting back.
	Oh, cops are killing black people?
	All right, well, I better kill cops.
	I didn't know they were hunting blacks for sport.
	That's fucked up.
	I don't want them doing that.
	Oh, and it got crazier, too.
	The guy who organized the We the People rally, that night, he had his home vandalized.
	They threw a brick through his window and wrote Nazi on his house.
	The brick just missed his girlfriend, who was in his living room.
	Again, actually, I even had this chick call, the Jewish friend of ours call my wife and go, what's going on?
	Is this true?
	And I explained to my wife to explain to her what I just said to you.
	And then her friend goes, this is just so fucking irritating.
	Her friend goes, okay, thanks.
	I feel a lot safer now.
	So the next stop was your house on this genocidal siege of New York.
	She lives in L.A., by the way.
	So we have to cover the entire continent, eradicating people we dislike until we get to your door.
	So that one was a doozy.
	Number four, the fourth stupidest rally in the age of Trump.
	No celebrating the murder of black teens.
	You'll notice Proud Boys come up a lot in this, and that's because the left is desperate for a Nazi narrative.
	Proud boys are active doing stuff, and they're the most well-known patriots.
	So they just say, yeah, those guys.
	So a story here was in Orlando, but a couple years ago, I can't remember now.
	Does it say there what year this was?
	2018.
	So last year.
	Video shows white supremacists.
	Okay, that's too far ahead.
	So there's this black teen at a bus stop, black girl, and she starts getting in an altercation with some mentally damaged career criminal who just got out of jail.
	And I guess he's coming from a culture where anyone fucks with you, you fucking fuck with them back or you're dead.
	Right?
	He's like a rabid dog.
	And so she's fucking with him and he stabs her, kills her.
	The story becomes a proud boy was just out walking around Orlando and just stabbed a black teen.
	Fucking fuck you, bitch.
	Which actually does happen in Southern California with the MS-13 and these Mexican gangs.
	They shot a little 13-year-old black girl riding her skateboard because they don't want blacks in their neighborhood.
	They want South Central LA to become completely Hispanic.
	So they murdered Blacks for Sport, but that's not in the news.
	They'd rather just pin it on someone who wasn't there.
	So, okay, so this is the guy they finally got, right?
	Zero to do with Proud Boys.
	Absolute mental patient.
	But the story becomes, and this story is hard to find now because it's been deleted from Twitter.
	The story becomes, Proud Boy stabs her, right?
	Everyone loves it.
	All the other Proud Boys had a great time.
	An alleged member of the Proud Boys, an alt-right group, was, oh no, that's different.
	Sorry.
	So the story becomes, the Proud Boys are so happy about the stabbing, they're going to go to a bar and celebrate.
	So the rally Becomes, no, don't do that.
	We don't advocate you celebrating the murder of a black teen.
	So they go to this bar where obviously no such thing was even almost occurring.
	Not in a billion years was something like that ever going to fucking happen.
	But they go there, hey, we're here for you celebrating the murder of Niall Wilson.
	We don't want it to happen.
	And no one's there.
	But they eventually see some guy wearing a USA shirt.
	They go, that's a Nazi, right?
	He's a proud boy.
	So they beat the living shit out of him.
	Look at this.
	What does the headline say?
	Man accused of being Proud Boy member attacked at Oakland.
	So they just randomly beat the shit out of this guy.
	There's my name.
	What does he say?
	An alleged member of the white supremacist group, the Proud Boys, caught slipping during the rally in Oakland yesterday.
	So they beat the living.
	Can you hear the audio?
	Like, fuck you.
	Fuck you.
	You got him.
	Nice work.
	You's a bitch.
	So the latest version of it is...
	We were having a vigil for Nia Wilson, and then Proud Boys showed up to wreck it.
	Who wrecks vigils of an innocent young girl?
	That's fucking gay.
	I'm going to go mess with everyone at the Candelate Vigil for a dead girl.
	Because that's kind of...
	What cartoon are you living in?
	Were you think that's going to happen?
	And then that's Sean King's angle, too.
	It's funny, too, because he says, I don't know if it's in this link.
	It might be down a bit.
	Sean King.
	See if you can see Sean King.
	They're protesting that Proud Boys murdered black teens.
	What?
	But I think there's a Sean King link in one of these where he's like, this is so fucking insane.
	I can't believe we're here.
	No, in one of the links I gave you, white supremacist Proud Boys show up to disrupt Niall Wilson's.
	There it is.
	What did he say?
	The utter depravity of white supremacist proud boys and Trump supporters showing up to disrupt Niall Wilson's vigil.
	Like, when you hear something that insane, you should go, well, that's pretty nuts.
	Yo, I didn't even get up for this.
	I hope you're doing well.
	I wrote about this.
	I talked about it on Tom Joyner this morning, and I wrote about it on my Facebook page as well.
	I don't know if you saw this, but I think very few things are...
	When he's sleepwalking, does he speak in his normal accent?
	Like, what if he got really sick and he was in a coma and then he started talking?
	He'd be like, hey, guys, yeah.
	Oh, my God.
	I see colors.
	I see pink and purple.
	I can't even tell if I'm conscious or not.
	Yoshan, you mad conscious, but you speaking like a white dude.
	Oh, for real?
	Oh, word.
	That's bugged out, right?
	Go ahead.
	Go ahead, common.
	Better indicator of how completely gross and depraved and heartless white supremacists are.
	We knew that about them, but I want to unpack something that they unpack it.
	As you probably know, 18-year-old Nia Wilson was stabbed to death and killed in Oakland on the train on Sunday evening.
	And she was actually leaving, of all places, was leaving a memorial service for her boyfriend who had drowned.
	And this was a service they were having in honor of died and a drowning.
	They were leaving that memorial and were on the train.
	Just pause for a second.
	Like, where's his instincts?
	You know, why aren't you skeptical?
	If I heard, hey, did you hear a bunch of guys were running through town raping babies?
	They rape like seven babies.
	I'd go, wait, what?
	I'm dubious.
	That doesn't make any sense.
	I'm going to look into that because I don't believe you.
	That story sounds too crazy.
	But with these guys, with the racial alarmists, they hear that and they want it to be true.
	I cannot stress that enough.
	They want it to be true.
	So when they hear this, they're like, yo, I told you that they were depraved.
	I told you they were completely gross.
	See if he gets it.
	Without any confrontational argument, he has no idea if that's true.
	Slashes her throat and kills her.
	Stabs her sister repeatedly and then walks away.
	Can you not sit up for this?
	There's a vigil in Oakland.
	What's he lying on a pillowcase?
	Thousands of people showed up and they're grieving, like including Neil.
	This is all true so far.
	They're there and they're grieving.
	Yes.
	Well, actually, no.
	They weren't there necessarily to grieve.
	They were there to prevent a celebration of her murder.
	Sure.
	I mean, she is a high school senior, was just slashed to death.
	I tried to get him on our show, by the way.
	White supremacist in Trump hats calling themselves Proud Boys.
	It's a new white supremacist.
	It's like the new KKK.
	They just put on nicer shirts, but it's just the KKK in a different form.
	Thanks for the shirt shout-out.
	With Trump hats, show up to disrupt the vigil.
	What?
	Do you want to see a photo of this?
	Interrupt people grieving.
	What is this?
	Is this a Twitter video?
	Periscope.
	What are people saying?
	Keep up the good work, fam.
	Peace, Sean.
	Thank you for doing God's work, my good sir.
	Stay blessed.
	You're an angel, bro.
	I don't think you will find a single moment in all of American history where hours after a white person was killed, black people show up.
	In other words, it's an absurd notion, Sean, and probably didn't happen.
	All right, that's enough of that.
	I'd never seen that before.
	That is fucking intense, Clown World.
	So that was for no celebrating the murder of black teens.
	Number three, no hate.
	The guy who invented email, what's his name?
	Shiva Ayudaris.
	I always fuck up his name and I apologize.
	Dr. Shiva, we call him.
	He invented email.
	Great guy.
	Very pro-free speech guy.
	And here is a rally he has.
	This turned out there was some Proud Boys were there, some Patriots were there, but it was basically like Black Lives Do Matter.
	He was running for Senate.
	Brown guy running for Senate, having people do a talk.
	Looks like there's about 14, 15 people there, all pro-free speech.
	That's it.
	That's all.
	Guess what that becomes in the media?
	In this massive vacuum that needs hate, it's like a hate black hole, and it needs hate to survive, but there just isn't enough.
	Because they need a very specific kind of hate.
	Jihadists who hate Islam and the non-believers?
	Yeah.
	Blacks, black Hebrew Israelites that want to kill Jews?
	Yeah.
	Mexicans who shoot black people for sport in South Central LA?
	No.
	What kind of hate do you need?
	I need white supremacists.
	What about prowboys?
	Oh, they're multiracial.
	You can't really do that.
	I'm just doing it anyway.
	Okay.
	Is there any rallies coming up?
	I think they're doing something with that brown dude, Dr. Shiva, Indian guy.
	All right, that's a hate rally.
	No, it's not.
	No, it's like a free speech thing.
	He's running for Senate and he's promoting free speech.
	No, it's a hate rally.
	It's a hate rally.
	That's my imitation of the girl with Rushmore when Bill Murray says, what are you painting there?
	And she goes, it's a jellyfish.
	It's a hate rally.
	So thousands of people show up in Boston to protest against hate speech.
	What?
	Organizers of the rally in Boston have denounced the white supremacist message.
	What?
	Shiva had a white supremacist message?
	And the violence of Charlottesville.
	So now Shiva's rally is to celebrate the death of Heather Heyer, just like that We the People rally was to celebrate a synagogue shooting.
	Do you see the kind of fucking clown world shit that is going on here?
	It's mental.
	It's literally insane.
	I mean, if an insane, if you talk to someone and they said any of the shit I've been saying here, you go, oh shit, this person's insane.
	You'd be worried.
	You'd be worried about your own safety.
	You'd go like, okay, cool.
	Oh, it's a hate rally.
	Okay.
	I got to feed my meter on my car.
	I'll probably be back sooner or maybe not at all.
	You get the fuck out of there.
	Brown guys having a free speech rally.
	10,000 morons.
	10,000 idiots say hate has no home here.
	Boston will not tolerate hate.
	What does this one say?
	Thanks, Soros?
	Oh, it's in Spanish.
	He's an immigrant.
	And now it's all about anti-immigration?
	So that one was fucking tarded.
	The second most retarded rally in Trump's America was the woman's march.
	Now they're all fucking stupid.
	Hey, Billy Bush.
	Fucking, it's amazing, beautiful women attracted to power and fame.
	Like, they're all over you.
	And fucking do Coke with them, whatever you want.
	They let you grab their pussy.
	You just said that you should grab every woman's pussy in the world.
	And now that you're president, you're going to make pussy grabbing a law.
	Wow.
	You're sexist.
	And now sexism is going to become law in America.
	What?
	Huh?
	So thousands gather in Washington after Trump is elected to tell us that you can't grab my vagina.
	Done.
	We're on the same page on that one.
	No need to announce it.
	Respect existence.
	Done.
	Trump doesn't respect existence?
	What?
	Keep going.
	Nasty women make her story.
	What are you talking?
	What's that got to do with Trump or anything?
	Glass ceilings are meant to be broken.
	So Trump is pro-glass ceiling and you're saying no?
	Like you've just, you're protesting something that doesn't exist.
	And it's based on a fucking pussy joke.
	Your laws will destroy the dreams of millions.
	What laws?
	What are you talking about?
	Are they talking about overturning Roe v.
	Wade?
	Is that what Trump's going to do?
	Can you maybe wait to get to that before you start freaking out about it?
	Did he run on a I'm going to abolish abortion platform?
	Trust women.
	Done.
	My neck, my pussy, my back, my pussy will grab back.
	What does that mean?
	It's like a horse mouth.
	And if I go to snatch her cooch, it'll bite my fingers off?
	Like, they're there protesting the notion of people grabbing their vaginas randomly on the street.
	They're saying, I don't want that.
	Yeah, it's illegal.
	It's called assault.
	You can't grab my penis either.
	Congratulations, thousands of women.
	You made your point.
	It's the same as the hate has no home here signs.
	I don't like hate in my house.
	There's no clan rallies in my house.
	Okay.
	Good to know.
	Rights make might.
	Yeah.
	That's why you have the most in America.
	Girl power.
	Yay.
	We're the spice girls.
	We're the fat spice girls, and we like spice on our fucking gigantic burritos.
	Gun violence, what now?
	Like they just cram everything in.
	That, I felt embarrassed for women when I saw that rally.
	And there's another one coming up.
	It's now a regular thing, where women go to DC in the freest country in the world to Protest sexism.
	What sexism?
	The wage gap?
	There is no fucking wage gap.
	You want to talk about a wage gap?
	Young women make more money than young men.
	They only stop making more money than men when they choose to focus on the family because that's natural and good.
	It's not a scourge, doesn't have to be stopped.
	Babies are not venereal warts.
	They're not an STD.
	But one of my favorite parts, by the way, within the stupidity of this fucking rally, which is now plural, I should say these rallies, I shall not change my course because those who assume to be better than I desire it.
	What?
	Okay, so you're going to stay on course where you're going to continue taking your classes?
	All right, I guess I lost because I wanted to stop you.
	But within this, they would have, this is my second link, or they would wear hijabs.
	While protesting sexism, they put on American hijabs, which in Iran, feminist, real bona fide feminists are protesting the hijab.
	They fucking hate it.
	They put it on a stick and wear it, and they can get caned for that, beaten for that.
	If you think it's such a great thing, why don't you ask a Muslim woman to not wear it?
	See how that goes for her.
	But go back to that other picture.
	This is my favorite part of that.
	There's a dude.
	There's a dude at a You Can't Grab My Pussy march wearing a fucking hijab to show solidarity with Islam.
	I mean, we're in a thing and a thing and a thing now.
	It's so meta.
	And we can even go one more thing.
	I believe this is offensive to Muslims.
	I don't think Muslims want to see non-Muslims wearing hijabs.
	And I know they don't want to see men wearing women's head coverings.
	The whole point of the head covering is you don't want to appear too sexually attractive.
	So you're hiding your femininity so as not to get men thinking about sex.
	So that guy wearing it is like, I know you want to get with me, but it's not happening.
	Get your mind.
	Hey, eyes up here, dude.
	Get your mind out of the gutter.
	I'm not fucking you.
	And we're up to number one, the most retarded rally since Trump was elected four years ago.
	And it is the No More Dance Ban, where an idiotic Jewish homosexual who goes by the name Work for Peace, which is successful?
	There he is.
	Just pause, pause, pause.
	So W-E-R-K, there is his pun, Work for Peace.
	And after the, whoops, after the Trump, sorry, after the Pulse nightclub shooting, which killed, what, 80 people?
	Or maybe shot 80 and 40 died?
	I forget how many deaths there were.
	Can you look that up?
	Maybe on your phone or some shit?
	After that, he was devastated.
	He was shocked, as we all were.
	And he knew this guy was a homophobe.
	He knew he was a Muslim.
	49 dead.
	And so his hatred goes towards white conservatives.
	Wait, what?
	He decides he's going to start twerking all over America in order to show people that homophobia doesn't pass and you can't stop us from dancing.
	We don't want to stop you from dancing.
	Radical jihadists do.
	Why aren't you working for peace outside a mosque, outside a synagogue, in Dearborn, Michigan, at the Freedom Tower, somewhere where the gesture makes some sense.
	But to go to Mike Pence's house, like Mike Pence has a problem with dancing?
	But listen to his dialogue here.
	She wasn't at home tonight?
	We had hundreds of people come out to assert our bodies and claim space and state that we are here.
	We are queen.
	What the fuck does that mean?
	Assert our bodies to Mike Pence.
	This is all based on the rumor that Mike Pence wants gays to be electrocuted because he was asking questions about medicine and they said, should a state have the right to do whatever they want with their money?
	He goes, yeah, state's rights.
	Whatever you want.
	Here's your money.
	Then you spend on any health you want.
	What about like AIDS guys, you know, gays who have so much sex, they get AIDS and they're just sluts.
	What about counseling for them?
	I don't fucking care.
	Yeah, go nuts.
	What about if that includes electroshock therapy?
	And they think that might help them, you know, stop being such perverts.
	Sure, yeah.
	It's up to the state.
	Oh, so you want gays to be electrocuted because you hate them.
	We're going to go twerk outside your house.
	What?
	What's that?
	Why?
	Well, because of homophobia like that and the pulse shooting.
	No, no, no, no, no, no.
	Those two are not related.
	The pulse shooting was not random homophobia, you fucking boob.
	It was a jihadist who hates you because you're gay and hates you because you're Jewish.
	Let me see the rest of that interview.
	We want to show them that white males can't stop us.
	You know, like the white male who shot up the Pulse nightclub.
	Go ahead.
	It's frozed.
	Here, we are queer and we will dance.
	It was very powerful and positive.
	And just like a lot of love and a lot of music.
	Because we hate love.
	And just to say we're not going to go back.
	We're young, gay.
	Go back where?
	To Gayfrica?
	Where do we want them to go back to?
	The womb?
	Crawl back in your mother's vagina and come out a straight dude.
	We've had enough of you.
	So it's been an incredible time.
	What's this?
	Yeah, that's just more on it.
	More on it.
	Moronic.
	It has been an incredible term for Trump.
	He's not running America.
	He's running Clown World.
	And if you want to see how clowny this clown world is, check out the past few fucking retarded rallies.
	Thank you.
	Señorita.
	Thank you.
	Look at her for a second.
	Yeah.
	Men like butts.
	I'm a butt man.
	Are you a butt man or a titman?
	Buttman.
	Buttman!
	Flying over to Shakira's hips.
	I've got you now, buttman.
	You know, my friend used to have a poster?
	A poster of Shakira on his wall.
	And I noticed that she had a happy trail, and I remember being turned off by that.
	Now I'm just like, who gives a fuck?
	Yeah, I know, I don't want a happy trail.
	Yeah, but I mean, why did she have a happy trail in a poster?
	I thought she was growing up ever since then.
	Handled that.
	I know.
	Like, airbrush out my zits.
	It was early aughts.
	Maybe they just...
	Maybe we should do pin-up posters, you and I, Ryan.
	Oh, it'd be great.
	Like, nude.
	But maybe there's a football where a dick is.
	That's pretty cool.
	Like, separate.
	It'd be gay if we're together.
	Yeah, yeah, yeah.
	I don't know.
	I'm not gay.
	No.
	Gross.
	I'm just fun.
	Not even 1%.
	God.
	I did a talk.
	That was too much of indecence.
	That's the Shakira comment.
	Yeah, she don't like the butt cheeks.
	No.
	I did a talk at Pratt about cool.
	Is Brooklyn Cool?
	That was the title of the talk.
	And basically, they want us to say yes.
	So you should go to Pratt.
	And Brooklyn's better.
	Pratt is way the fuck out, too.
	It's in a really shitty, boring part of Brooklyn.
	So they're trying to say, no, it's not shitty here.
	It's the new East Village.
	It's Arabic fun.
	Did you just Google me and my Wikipedia is the first thing that comes up?
	My Wikipedia has been totally fucking sabotaged.
	What's the first sentence?
	Okay, Gavin McInnes is a Canadian writer.
	Far right.
	Yes.
	Why does someone get to call you far right?
	Does it have to quantify that?
	Anyway, sorry, that's vanity.
	It's a perspective thing, yeah.
	So I was speaking of vanity.
	Let me get back to my story about myself.
	So it was boring and stupid, and I just ended up making fun of it.
	And at one point I said, yeah, I mean, I was saying, like, just because someone does something doesn't mean it's that.
	And I said, like, I have a mustache, but I'm not gay.
	I'm not.
	Like, not at all.
	Gross.
	I don't have a boyfriend named Dad E. Lemia who lives in Tribeca.
	It wasn't the funniest thing in the world.
	But I found out later that Pratt was furious and canceled all of those talks.
	It was a thing.
	It was called like New Sensations or something.
	And the whole talk forever was canceled because I made a homophobic joke, which is pretending to be ashamed of being secretly gay.
	By the way, couldn't you argue that that was actually pro-gay?
	And real?
	Because my character I was just doing was ashamed of being gay, and I was playing an idiot.
	So I was lampooning being in the closet, which says, come out of the closet, be gay, which says it's okay to be gay.
	These fucking censors just don't get it.
	We should get Dea.
	Dia.
	It's Claudia.
	Dia.
	The way you remember is you say Claudia, and then it's the end part.
	Claudia.
	We'll get to her in a second, but we still have news.
	We filled up so much with that Super Bowl at the beginning and the 10 most retarded rallies of all time.
	Can you believe that shit?
	10,000 people in Boston saying they're against hate to an Indian dude who's there to talk about free speech.
	Like, you're not even close.
	It's not like it was Pat Buchanan who was doing a talk to say immigration will be our downfall and demographics is a huge part of that.
	You could argue that that is like hate or white supremacy or whatever.
	There's at least a semblance of a case there.
	But Visha, Dr. Visha, just talking about black lives do matter and there's a lot of racism on the left insane.
	Was the women's rally supposed to happen or did they all there thinking Hillary was going to win, so they just did that?
	Yeah, that's a common theory.
	But the hats were made.
	Ryan finally said something correct, but it's because he just stole it.
	So you've heard it before.
	Yeah, you just made that your theory, though.
	No, but the reason why I ask, I always thought that that was the truth, but now I'm wondering because they had the hats made.
	So it's like, I feel like.
	Yeah, no, I think that's a really good theory that they bought their tickets, they got their hotels, they were there to celebrate Hillary winning, and then Trump won, and they thought, well, I'm not canceling it.
	I already got a babysitter.
	Right.
	Okay, this is a don't grab my pussy rally.
	But how do you explain?
	Which still means it's a retarded rally.
	Good point.
	See, that's the only reason why I'm doubting that.
	Oh, I see what you're saying.
	Yeah.
	Unless they were going to do the pussy hats anyway.
	They were going to do the pussy hats anyway.
	They're like, grab my pussy, nice try.
	I have a female president.
	She's not going to let you grab my pussy.
	Because if Trump wins, the law says you can grab random people's vaginas.
	If Hillary wins, you're not allowed to do that.
	Got it?
	I mean, we're at preschool levels.
	Speaking of preschool levels, the Hunting Nazis show is out on Amazon.
	Have you got the trailer there, A11?
	I think it's funny because when he talks about the Nazis, he's like, they're among us and they're planning.
	And I'm like, yeah, you mean jihadists?
	Look at this.
	Another all-American barbecue.
	Nazi!
	Nazi!
	Look at his eyes.
	Nazi.
	By the way, that's the most anti-Semitic thing I've ever seen.
	What, him?
	His portrayal of the Nazis and the killing and the hoi.
	Were he bathe in pastrami for this role?
	There is.
	Okay, here's a Nazi, Jovi Val.
	He used to be a proud boy, was a reasonable guy.
	He got, after Trump won, he was wearing a MAGA hat, he got bottled in the face.
	Was never really the same after that.
	And he got weirder and weirder.
	I remember he was really mad that the proud boys are against masturbation, but do cocaine.
	And he wanted those switched, where it's okay to masturbate, but you can't do cocaine.
	And we're like, what are you doing here?
	Get out of here.
	So he was booted.
	And I really think That the bottle to his head and face just set him off.
	They say that with schizophrenics: that there's a catalyst.
	So they'll be normal, then they'll get into a fight in high school, or they'll do acid or something, and then blink, that set it off.
	So you're just like a ticking time bomb if you have like the schizophrenia gene.
	Anyway, and schizophrenia doesn't necessarily mean multiple personalities, right?
	So he like goes full Nazi, like wears a swastika medallion.
	And I also think he was driven insane by all of this crazy shit.
	Like the James Fields guy who killed Heather Heyer, he got 430 years.
	Is that a normal sentence for someone who hits someone with the car?
	Like something weird is going on.
	We're not defending him, but I think he may have just gotten nuts from the attack, but also from all this crazy shit going on.
	But anyway, so that's a guy with a swastika around his neck, right?
	Nazi, for all intents and purposes.
	Should he die?
	Like, would he just be shot in the head?
	That's because that's what this show is saying.
	Like, I understand if someone was in World War II and committed genocide, yeah, go up to him, shoot him in the head.
	If he was facilitating the Holocaust, yeah, fine.
	I got you.
	But I'm a little dubious of your definition of Nazi because I think I would be getting shot.
	I think pretty much anyone in a MAGA hat would be getting shot.
	In fact, that's kind of the implication of this show.
	Like the white guy at the barbecue.
	Fucking kill him.
	Made by Jordan Peale, who grew up with all white people.
	I guess he hated them all.
	Coals are hot.
	If I went to school with Jordan Peele in the Upper West Side, I'd be like, hey, dude, did we have a shitty time or something?
	I mean, we got invited to all the parties.
	Every black guy I know at a white high school was drowning in pussy.
	Drowning.
	They are among us.
	They are communicating and they...
	Jihadists.
	And they hate Jews.
	How about jihadi hunters?
	Did that say inspired by true events?
	Yeah, which doesn't mean anything.
	Yeah.
	But wow.
	I guess he means the Holocaust.
	I guess he means like a world that has cars and houses.
	How did Nazi get into the state?
	But I don't like art being banned because it's open to interpretation.
	And this can be seen as a hilarious parody of the liberal brain.
	Yeah, I want to be as anti-I want to join them and be anti-Nazis.
	Be like, yeah, fuck Nazis.
	But yeah, you're right.
	I wear a MAGA hat and I'm one of them now.
	Right.
	Shit.
	Damn.
	I think Nazis are basically like juggalos, like actual neo-Nazis.
	Welcome to the hunt.
	Well, there was that other show, that other movie called The Hunt, and it was about hunting MAGA guys, and they banned that because MAGA people got pissed off, which we shouldn't have.
	We don't want to become like them.
	We don't want to become these pussies that go, I didn't like that joke.
	You said it's, you said you're happy that you said you understand why your wife left you.
	And you booed Hillary.
	Don't.
	Like, I don't want to get to this place where we're so happy to.
	What are you doing?
	No, this isn't it.
	They hunted MAGA people.
	You pull up some fucking German art film.
	Is it called The Hunt?
	I'll find it.
	The Hunt MAGA.
	I don't want to get to a point where we are banning art.
	And, you know, I was talking about that vacuum where it needs hate.
	And so it has to just go, oh, you, you, you, and suck it in.
	I don't want to become like that where we need the left to look bad.
	go, we suck them in.
	Of course, even this movie has to have badass bitches.
	Like, she just killed a guy with her high-heeled shoe.
	And I think it's a woman who saves the day in this.
	I think that was a rifle.
	Come on!
	Everybody get out of here!
	Jesus!
	Come on!
	You can't believe the war.
	I would love to see this.
	But they, mega people had it.
	Again, I'm on Miles'episode.
	They're the good guys, though.
	They overcome these people who...
	It's rich people who see rednecks as human garbage and hunt them like animals, which they do.
	I'm happy with that.
	Like, I'm happy with that assessment.
	So, I want to watch this movie because I'm like, yeah, that's how they feel about us.
	They want to shoot us.
	But no, we can't take hypotheticals anymore.
	But she just ran over some elitist head.
	So it was banned because the lefties looked bad.
	Not because MAGA people were triggered.
	Well, both.
	It was banned because MAGA people found it offensive that they were seen as people that are hunted for sport.
	But as I'm saying, with art, you can easily go, can you believe this shit?
	This is how they see us.
	All right.
	Last thing before we get to Dia.
	Johnny Depp.
	So Johnny Depp was with this unbelievable smoke show named Vanessa Paradis.
	Vanessa Paradise, of course.
	But she aged.
	They had a kid and she got old.
	And she had that kind of look where she was an unbelievably gorgeous 17-year-old.
	You know what I mean?
	And that doesn't usually age very well.
	Like, especially the white thing.
	like white blondes who have that cheerleader face.
	Sarah Silverman will look great in 15 years.
	But when you're like a cutesy-tutsy cheerleader, I don't know.
	It doesn't.
	But she's still pretty good.
	Anyway, he dumps her and decides to trade her into for a younger model, which is kind of like selling your soul to the devil.
	Right?
	And that's exactly what happened.
	So he was portrayed as the guy that beat the shit out of her, and he was horrible, and she got all this money.
	But now it's coming out that actually she was the fucking bitch.
	I think we're about to see a what's the word?
	Paradigm shift?
	A backlash against Paradigm Shift.
	We're going to see a backlash against me too, because the pendulum's gone too far this way.
	Like a lot of these Harvey Weinstein chicks just sound like sluts.
	Yeah.
	I sucked them off to get in a movie.
	you're a whore.
	They find it icky.
	And you facilitated future sexual assaults.
	Anyone out there considering sexually assaulting me, I promise you, it will not disappear.
	It will end.
	It will not be forgotten.
	It's a very big deal.
	It's going to be very public.
	And if I get my hands on you before the police do, you're dead.
	I'm not going to go, well, I did get a pretty...
	Shouldn't you be ashamed of yourself if you took a plane ticket to an awards show after your alleged rape?
	Anyway, play the tape.
	Tell them what just happened.
	And I lied.
	And that you punched me in the fucking thing and you shit me in the face.
	And you said, no, fucking.
	No, I didn't.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	And I watched you lie.
	I didn't punch you, by the way.
	I'm sorry that I didn't hit you across the face in a proper slot, but I was hitting you.
	It was not punching you.
	But you're not punched.
	Don't tell me what it feels like to be punched.
	Can you explain this, Johnny Depp?
	What's the context here?
	No, when you fucking have a closed fist.
	You didn't get punched.
	You got hit.
	I'm sorry I hit you like this, but I did not punch you.
	There's pictures of his finger cut off.
	I was a damn pirate.
	Why are you punching me?
	I fucking was hitting you.
	I don't know what the motion of my actual hand was.
	But you're fine.
	This is what happens when you sell your soul to the devil.
	That was a punch to my fucking vase.
	I'm going to get my Indian friends to come beat you up with clubs.
	And so he dumps his wife because she's ugly.
	And then he goes with the pretty girl.
	And look what Satan does.
	He's got to get paid back.
	Yes, I can give you the most beautiful lady in all the land.
	But the beauty has to come from somewhere.
	And I hereby usurp your handsome looks, Johnny Depp.
	sad noises
	And then she's going to beat the shit out of you.
	Like the movie Bitter Moon.
	All right.
	You ever try to sound creepy?
	Like, you know how in horror movies, there's like two voices wide or something, Ryan.
	Well, let's see if we could read something together and then you do a voice like, Johnny Depp was hit.
	And then I go, Johnny Depp was it.
	And then it sounds like a scary movie.
	I'll read this one line.
	So you want me to sound like an angelic choir or something?
	No, like an evil Satan girl in a movie.
	Okay, so I'm deep voice.
	Yeah, start with Johnny Depp.
	Johnny Depp has sparked concerns for his health after he appeared pale and got in new photos.
	See?
	So you're saying that's how Satan sounds?
	He has deep and a high voice at the same time?
	It had to be creepy.
	They just put like a dissonant harmony.
	Oh, I know what you're saying.
	Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
	At the top of the radar, yeah.
	Yeah.
	Yeah.
	And we did it.
	We did it.
	People were scared.
	Can't you see?
	All right, check out some of this footage of Australia Day.
	This is A-15.
	Because it's now, I remember this after the fucking Battleclan shooting, I met this gay dude there, and he said, you know, I was interviewing people for days with Rebel Media.
	And he goes, I was thinking I'd like to have a flag in my window in Paris.
	I'm very proud to be French, but I realized, you know, when I started to do it, it seemed very fascist, you know, to have a flag.
	And he's right.
	In this day and age, it's considered fascist to have your own flag.
	Even on that day, even on Canada Day, even the Proud Boys were told that their flag is a flag of genocide.
	Or on Australia Day.
	What's going on now?
	What are you doing?
	I'm looking for that BattaClan thing.
	Yeah, don't look for that.
	Stick to the video at hand.
	I didn't know they were into bagpipes down there.
	I mean, it was a nation of criminals, and I assume there was a lot of Scottish criminals.
	Is that Kyla Wren?
	Okay, scroll farther ahead to the arrests.
	So there's protesters there.
	I think that is that of Versace Cowboy.
	We don't want any trouble.
	So protesters go there to protest the entire nation of Australia, the continent and the country.
	And the priority is to make sure that these people don't get fucked with and you beat the shit out of and arrest anyone who goes near them.
	That's the priority.
	Now, I'm all for free speech, but you're violating this man's free speech.
	I understand if he was hurting the protesters and preventing them from talking, you might have a point.
	But their problem is his mere existence.
	You can't be near anyone who hates Australia on Australia Day.
	She'll get to that.
	Always was, always will be Aboriginal land.
	Always was.
	Okay, give Australia to the Aboriginals.
	Like, this is what goes back to the 275 thing with the subway.
	Tell me your version of events.
	Tell me how it goes.
	All right, let's talk to Dia.
	Okay.
	I pause there because I'm saying Claudia in my head.
	Shakira, Shakira Oh baby, when you talk like that You know you got the hit of time Daya, are you there?
	Dia, yes.
	Hello.
	Well, I always pronounce it Daya because I pronounce the name Claudia.
	Claudea.
	Oh, okay, fair enough.
	And you are in the States, I suppose, when they go Claudia.
	Let's hear you pronounce my name.
	Gavin.
	No, it's Gavin.
	Gavin.
	No, Gavin.
	Gavin.
	No, Gavin.
	This is going to go through.
	I actually stole that joke from SNL.
	How you doing?
	Good, I'm really well.
	I'm so pleased to be here.
	Thank you.
	What you got a lot of party photos behind you there.
	Yeah, this is my friendship wall.
	Although, you do tend to lose, these people drop off once you start entering politics.
	Yeah, well, even my parents are old folks down in Florida, and they're telling me that they're seeing their geriatric friends drop off as Trump.
	The more Trump wins, the more liberals get pissed off and want to punish Trump supporters.
	Yeah, that happens here in Australia.
	Trump's not even our president, and expressing any affection for him like I have means you gain a lot of disrespect from people around you.
	But didn't Conservatives win there?
	Or as you call them, liberals?
	Our Conservatives in Australia are corrupt.
	The Liberal Conservatives, so our party, the Liberals, the Liberals are the mainstream Conservative party, but they're not really liberal.
	While it's better that they're in power than, say, the Greens or, say, Labour, it still isn't, it's not like having Trump in office.
	It's just not.
	You're attractive.
	What are you, like Lebanese or something?
	My mother is Colombian.
	My father is Spanish, but I was born and raised in Australia.
	Thank you.
	Nice mix.
	Thanks.
	Latina.
	I recommend that mix if anyone is out there breeding humans.
	Take that advice.
	I wanted to talk to you about Australia Day.
	Did I see this correctly?
	Did I see people getting arrested for wearing Australian flags?
	Yeah, you did.
	Unfortunately, that's the state that I'm in.
	I'm in Victoria, and it's actually well known now as the Socialist Republic of Victoria.
	And that particular patriot you're referring to was actually two different patriots, but I think the one you're referring to is Neil Erickson.
	He was just standing on Flinders Street station steps, just standing there wrapped in the Australian flag, and the police removed him for breaching the peace.
	He did nothing wrong.
	There was protesters nearby, and their argument was you're antagonising them.
	No, that he would eventually antagonize them.
	So they wanted to remove him.
	And also the Proud Boys were going to be in that same spot within a half hour, that they missed each other by a half hour.
	And if the two groups had been there together as a united force, even though Neil Erickson is unaffiliated with the Proud Boys, that doesn't mean people can't stand together and do something like make a stand for patriotism.
	You should be allowed to be patriotic on Australia Day.
	But the cops, yeah, they were ahead of it because the Proud Boys had had a conversation prior, days leading up, the Versace Cowboy and I forgot the other names.
	Are we supposed to know who the Versace Cowboy is?
	Is that just a giffen?
	It's in my video.
	You can see it.
	Okay.
	Who the fuck is the Versace Cowboy, for those of us not in the know?
	So the Versace Cowboy is one of the heads of the Victorian division of the Proud Boys, but it wasn't just his idea.
	It was Baron and Justin.
	And these three guys put together this stunt to have all the Proud Boys standing there showing their pride in Australia, showing the world that the West is best.
	And the cops threatened one in particular, and they kept isolating him and saying, you're the Versace Cowboy.
	And they were like, oh, you have to, we're going to have you removed.
	This isn't what we spoke about.
	I only got a little bit on in my video, but they were threatening to remove them based on breaching the peace, even though they weren't breaching the peace.
	They were holding up signs.
	And at the back of the sign was the legislation.
	The legislation that says they have no right to be removed.
	So they had it all very well planned.
	You know, it reminds me of Canada.
	They had a Canada Day celebration.
	Oh, okay.
	A bunch of people showed up to deface the statue in Halifax.
	Four military guys said, why are you defacing the statue?
	Why do you have the flag upside down?
	And they were attacked.
	They were told they were disrupting an Aboriginal ceremony.
	And they were all booted from the Navy and the military.
	One of the guys was third generation.
	And the Proud Boys who did this were half white and half Native as far as the four of them.
	They're mixed.
	Yeah, they all quit.
	They all quit the military after that.
	And it was daring to show patriotism on that country's particular day.
	Yeah, it's becoming very much my conclusion is that Australia has become, whether people fail to realize it or not, a communist land in disguise as a free place.
	And the Proud Boys are one in several, Neil Erickson and Abi Yamini.
	These are people who are trying to work against this particular narrative and show Australians that it's okay to be patriotic.
	And unfortunately, the consequence would be a false detainment.
	Like they drive you away.
	They can't arrest, arrest you, but they can, like, because what the police say is not a lawful instruction.
	They can't just say, kiss my feet and you have to do it.
	That's not how the law works.
	But they trick the public and the public believe that anything a cop says, they have to do.
	It's not the case.
	And so, yeah, we're living in a commie land.
	And unfortunately, patriotism is under arrest.
	It's really sad.
	Really, it's crazy that on that particular day you got arrested for wearing the flag.
	But I noticed there was protesters there and they were protesting the whole concept of Australia Day.
	And they were saying we stole this from the Aboriginals.
	Now, wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Wait a minute.
	Wasn't Australia a place where we forced criminals to go against their will?
	We threw them there.
	So they weren't colonizers.
	They were dropped off there.
	And secondly, there wasn't that many Aboriginals there.
	Like they didn't, did they take land from Aboriginals?
	Well, the thing is, no, because, I mean, I can probably agree with the concept that perhaps, yes, of course, the Indigenous folk were here first, but they didn't really do with the land what the settlers did.
	You know, the settlers are the ones who created the roads, the settlers are the ones who created the infrastructure, the settlers are the ones who created our judicial system and implement everything that we now have today.
	And I'm sure there were Aboriginals assisting, but if it had just been left to the Aboriginals from then to now, they were nomadic people.
	So they went from area to area.
	So it's funny to me that they do these acknowledgements prior to, oh, I'd just like to recognize that this land belongs to the Warrenjungu people or that kind of stuff.
	It doesn't, whilst I think it's nice for them to do that, it doesn't really do anything.
	I don't really understand it because they were nomadic people.
	They were hunter-gatherers and they moved on from place to place.
	And so it's quite confusing.
	The other question is, let's ignore what I just said and pretend it was stolen from them, ripped from their hands.
	So what do we do now?
	Like, we just give Australia back and then all the Australians go to Europe?
	That's what the Chanters were saying.
	Always was, always will be Aboriginal land.
	So where does Australians go?
	They have to go to Europe?
	Well, that's the thing.
	That's exactly what you're stating is exactly what I stated in my video.
	I wrote, oh, how cute.
	They want to give back their land and their homes to the Aboriginals.
	That's what I wrote.
	I was joking because I know that the Chanters are not going to give back their homes to the Aboriginals.
	But like, yeah, what is their conclusion?
	I'm not really sure.
	What do you want me to do?
	Like, okay, you're the boss.
	Now, what's next?
	We had a protest here in New York called Decolonize This Place.
	There's probably a million American Indians in America.
	So if we all go back to Europe, there's like vines growing through this studio in a few years and like a deer is roaming through here trying to find a Snickers bar.
	Like what America would be abandoned if we gave it to the one million Indians.
	It'd all be in the south.
	Well, it's offensive to say these days, but it's the British or the Europeans who really did the West best.
	Like I'm obviously of Spanish heritage and the Spanish are part of the Western world, but it was the British who settled Australia and created it to what it has become.
	It is the British who did the same in Canada.
	It is the British who did the same in America.
	It sounds offensive to say today because we've been conditioned to believe that that's not the right thing to say, but the West is best and everyone is flocking away from Sudan and away from the Middle East to want to come to our country.
	So it shouldn't be offensive to say.
	It should just be obvious.
	I don't want to hurt any American Indians' feelings, but to be honest, when we got here, you hadn't invented the wheel.
	That's exactly what people say about other people.
	Lagging a little behind there, guys.
	Little behind.
	Well, it's unfortunately true.
	I have Native American blood, so that doesn't offend me.
	Yeah, it's evident.
	Well, okay, we're out of time.
	Thanks for coming on the show and showing us that Clown World has made it all the way to the other side of the world.
	It has, unfortunately.
	It's ridiculous.
	Thanks.
	No worries.
	See you later.
	Yeah, she's so sexy, I am at fantasy.
	You know, Praz from the Refugees?
	Yeah.
	He didn't have any...
	Yeah, was he?
	He had a hit.
	He went solo.
	I just heard something about him, right?
	Yeah, he's got child custody problems.
	He's got to make his payments.
	He's $137,000 behind.
	But they go, he has a $10 million watch collection.
	Right.
	What hits did he have?
	I guess Fuji's money?
	Proz was in the Fujis, right?
	Yeah.
	Hello?
	Yeah.
	So, was it that profitable?
	I don't think so.
	I guess I had Killing Me Softly.
	He's got a big hat.
	I think a big, big hit makes you about $800,000 a year.
	But that's got to be divided by everyone in the band and all that shit.
	And Lauren Hill probably got a lion's share.
	But Lauren Hill still toured and had her own solo career with tons of hits.
	He had one song.
	He had that Bull More, whatever that hit was, where, what's his name?
	He's a rapper.
	He's a politician.
	He hits his head.
	You know what I'm talking about?
	Bushwick, Bullwinkle.
	Greatest hits?
	Oh, it's three tracks long.
	The Greatest Hits CD.
	All right, that's enough blabbing.
	All right.
	I think we should get to the mailbag.
	Ah, yes.
	The mailbag.
	A lot of variety in today's show.
	Oh, one other thing I wanted to mention.
	Sorry.
	Right.
	Leanne.
	I am very excited about Copper Cab's show.
	Seems.
	I think it's fantastic.
	It's unfortunate that so much of the show is directed at how much this network sucks and how stupid I am.
	I need a thick skin.
	But the quality.
	The quality is amazing.
	I forgot what we commissioned him to do.
	Was it like an episode a week?
	I don't remember.
	But that's a wonderful addition.
	And we've got more coming.
	More new shows in the pipeline.
	I think this show is so good because Copper Cab kicked me in the ass.
	Although Thursday's show was fantastic too.
	Maybe I spoke too soon.
	All right.
	Shall we do the shut up mailbag?
	Yep.
	Ryan, shut up.
	You don't have a dad.
	Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
	Let me touch it.
	Did you see the last GWML Live, which I was weeks late on putting up?
	Sorry about that, folks.
	Was taken down by YouTube?
	And from the tube.
	Because we had something in there about.
	Free love on the hot love highway where the love is free and my baby is gone.
	She's dead.
	You should put that YouTube warning where that song is and then re-export it.
	I see what you mean.
	But today, now.
	Like right now?
	Well, right after this.
	Okay.
	That's what happens with a to-do list.
	When you get thwarted, then you have to uncross it off the list and it becomes a top priority.
	You make my woman go flat.
	Gavin about town.
	Friday Night's All Right.
	Prison planet status.
	What is going on here?
	There's a lot to unpack here.
	It's Paul Joseph Watson.
	I click on the video.
	There's a bald woman screaming.
	Wait, have you found it yet?
	What's taking you so motherfucking long?
	I'm in the archive mailbag, and I don't see.
	Was this sent to you?
	Lucy Rochester.
	Gavin about town.
	Friday night's all right.
	Okay, got it, got it, got it.
	Oh my God!
	Keep going!
	Hey!
	Are you okay?
	Hey!
	Get your hands off me!
	Hey!
	Hands off me!
	Get your fucking hands off her!
	Get your hands off me!
	Get your fucking hands off her!
	What in the fuck is going on?
	worst Jim Norton impression I've ever seen.
	Diver made a catch!
	Diver punched!
	What are they doing?
	I'm a fascist friend queen.
	Oh, it's cute.
	That's a cute idea.
	You're not cute.
	You're fat and you're pathetic.
	I thought I was cute.
	Yeah.
	You cute, good comeback.
	I am so cute.
	I'm so ugly and hideous.
	I can't think of something with the drink.
	Why was this called Friday Nights All Right?
	All he's saying is this me.
	Is that your Gavin about town?
	Oh, wow, that's a stupid letter.
	All right.
	Underground HQ, accidental sex tip.
	I accidentally discovered this great sex tip from a recent episode of GOML.
	If you need help lasting longer while you're having sex, sing heels by Lady Saw.
	This is dangerous, however, because if you accidentally picture Lady Saw's face, you'll come instantly.
	Did you know Lady Saw was also, before she was a dancehall queen, she was a professional boxer?
	She was one of the best heavyweight boxers in the world.
	She fought Mike Tyson.
	No, that's not her.
	That's Ving Reims.
	You just ruined my joke, Ryan.
	You didn't have to say Ving Reims.
	No, you look up George Foreman.
	I said boxer.
	Oh.
	Why would you do Ving Reims when I say professional boxer?
	How does your shitty brain work?
	Well, that's ruined now.
	But why did you look up Ving Reims when I said professional boxer?
	I thought I was learning about Ving Reims things that I've never heard before.
	I got them confused.
	I think she looks a little more like Ving Reims.
	No, she looks exactly like George Foreman.
	Let's see.
	We'll do it back to back.
	By the way, speaking of sex tips, yes, that probably is a good one.
	I've never tried it.
	But nothing beats Kevin Spacey's head, not his body, just his face, floating above your bed.
	Not on the ceiling, but at the headboard.
	So you're like this, and you look up and there's his face about five feet tall.
	And believe me, I've been touting that for years.
	And for years, guys have been coming up to me and going, man, thank you for the Kevin Spacey thing.
	It's changed my life.
	My wife is blown away.
	She blows me now.
	She's so blown away.
	Actually, I knew a gay dude who was with him once.
	He goes, I'm with Kevin Spacey.
	And I go, oh, can you tell him about my sex tip?
	And he goes, no, I'm not doing that.
	That's fucking insulting.
	And I thought, oh, yeah, I guess it is.
	Never thought of that.
	Can we just split the difference on this?
	Foreman.
	Rames.
	I win by a mile.
	I think those are all the same people.
	She has like a little hamburger nose.
	Oh, yeah, she's got the hamburger.
	That's 100% of it.
	Look at his hamburger.
	No.
	That's a hamburger.
	He's got a little bit of a point to his.
	Both George Foreman and Lady Saw, it looks like a beer keg on its side.
	That has more of a point to it.
	Anyway, you suck.
	Gray Brain.
	Joaquin Phoenix joins Take Us Down movement.
	Your brother Miles will be happy to see that Joaquin Phoenix has joined the Take Us Down movement.
	Check out his righteous BAFTA speech.
	If he wins the Oscar, I expect him to simply walk on the stage and then lie face down immediately.
	Joaquin Phoenix, the joker.
	Now, Take Us Down, you may remember, was a hashtag I started about six years ago, maybe 10 years ago, where I said, white man, we've had enough of white man.
	We need to start performing this Take Us Down, where you lie face down on the ground and hashtag it with Take Us Down.
	Just pause.
	Can you look that up on Instagram or Twitter and see if Take Us Down is still up?
	Take Us Down still up.
	Could you go a little faster than the most torpid slug in the world?
	We had Gavin McKenna's on today.
	And Shapiro.
	Hashtag Take Us Down.
	Huh.
	I used to be Shapiro friendly.
	Yeah, there it is.
	What does it say, though, at the top?
	It's not too late for him to reject his unjust Oscar nomination.
	Wait, that's the same guy.
	Oh, wow.
	Graybrain.
	Yeah.
	Interesting.
	Okay, so let's see the speech.
	By the way, sir, are you sending us ancient news?
	When was this?
	January 2nd.
	February 2nd.
	It was a February.
	February 2nd.
	Where'd you get January 2nd from?
	Wrong tits?
	Limes.
	I feel very honored and privileged, quite privileged, to be here tonight.
	Baptists have always been very supportive Of my career, and I'm deeply appreciative.
	But I have to say that I also feel conflicted because so many of my fellow actors that are deserving don't have that same privilege.
	I think that we send a very clear message to people of color that you're not welcome here.
	I think that's the message that we're sending to people that have contributed so much to our medium and our industry and in ways that we benefit from.
	You know what's going on here, right?
	He's inadvertently become a Pepe idol, and all the green frog people love Joker, and he doesn't want to be their leader.
	This is a denouncing.
	So he's like trying to sabotage his newfound popularity.
	And he's like, this is going to be a better place to do it.
	I don't like Trump.
	Because this isn't the big one.
	This is bad.
	This wasn't a Trump movie.
	Anybody wants a handout or preferential treatment, although that's what we give ourselves every year.
	I think that people just want to be acknowledged and appreciated and respected for their work.
	This is not a self-righteous condemnation because I'm ashamed to say that I'm part of the problem.
	I have not done everything in my power to ensure that the self-regulation is.
	Oh my God, listen to the tone of this.
	It's so apologetic.
	He sounds like he's at gunpoint.
	Sounds like it's a funeral.
	Say that you recognize you're part of the problem.
	Say it!
	But I think that it's more than just having sets that are multicultural.
	I think that we have to really do the hard work to truly understand systemic racism.
	Oh, God.
	I think that it is the hesitation.
	He's acting right now.
	I think that it's our obligation.
	Let me pretend that I'm making this up as we go along.
	It's just a fucking other monologue.
	He deserves a BAFTA for the acting in this speech.
	People that have created and perpetuate Here's how I would play the piano if I only had one hand.
	Benefit from a system of oppression to be the ones that dismantle.
	So that's on us.
	Great song.
	I love plink, plink, plink.
	So did Chingx.
	Thank you.
	Oh, they cut to a black guy.
	Okay.
	Great job.
	Thanks.
	I deserve that BAFTA, but I get it.
	It's racism.
	He just runs up and takes it.
	Racism in the arts in 2020.
	Yeah.
	Tons of it.
	Especially in Britain.
	So much racism.
	We've got a role.
	And I think that colored guy would do well.
	Are you out of your mind?
	A fucking wog?
	No.
	I don't want any fucking darkies in my film.
	What is that from?
	What do you mean, my favorite?
	Just made that up?
	Yeah.
	It sounded like an actual being good at your job.
	What's a wog?
	It's a derogatory racist term that British people use or used 100 million years ago.
	Now you know this is one of the oldest symbols.
	To be fair, we make fun of Terrence Howard a lot.
	That symbo is very old.
	In fact, can you think of a symbo that's older than that?
	Let me see.
	Eve, the Christian cross?
	No, that's 6,000 years old.
	Aliens put it on random pyramids and shit.
	What is the oldest symbol?
	I'm not sure I would have spelled it like that, but okay.
	What is the Otis Simbo?
	Those are some old, old symbos.
	What is the oldest sambo alive today?
	Probably that show that you were talking about.
	What's that family hour thing?
	What is it called?
	That show you used to watch where they used to do blackface?
	The black and white minstrel show?
	Yes.
	All right, that's enough mail.
	Stupid people sending me fucking viral videos.
	That's enough white males.
	Yeah, I've had enough of white male.
	I think it's...
	The double-headed eagle.
	That's Scottish Rite.
	The double-headed eagle.
	Is that one of the oldest symbols?
	Is that one of the Otis symbos?
	All right, let's go back to the final video.
	The final video.
	This is actually, it's not listed in final videos.
	It's a video I wanted to get to.
	But, God, I love it.
	It's number 44.
	And I had this under masculinity.
	I was going to do a whole talk about masculinity.
	Actually, why don't I?
	All right, let's do 43 first.
	These are two dickweeds who are interviewing people for their irrelevant podcast.
	And this hot dog guy comes and sits with them.
	And they decide, fuck you, because later on he didn't give them free hot dogs.
	Check this out.
	More than the music to.
	It's interesting that every time we say we're in high school, no one questions it.
	Yeah, we're because you're so little.
	I guess that's good on us.
	You look like little girls.
	I am definitely much older than that.
	That's why I'm in Hollywood, so I can play high school, maybe even middle school.
	That is true.
	That is true.
	Yeah, and if any other mothers out there have any high school daughters that they want to set our boy Paul up with, definitely hit him up.
	How fake was the number you provided?
	That was my real number.
	No, it wasn't.
	Yeah.
	We need to do their testosterone levels.
	I'm sensing like 190.
	Okay, where's the guy in the chair?
	Continue the roost.
	Can we just talk to strangers on the outside?
	Please join.
	We got room for both of you guys if you want.
	Welcome to the dock.
	Hello, guys.
	Andrew and Cole here coming at you after the fact.
	This is a little piece.
	Remember that video I showed you where they make forts?
	It was these hipsters that say, A place To explore yourself, a place to enjoy the child and all of us.
	We build forts.
	Forts for you, forts for your friends.
	And then he jumped down a hill.
	They had no testosterone.
	Like, look at this guy with the glasses.
	Does he even have a penis?
	I bet his penis just looks like a tampon string.
	And his balls are the same size as birds' balls.
	Birds balls.
	Not bird.
	Birds' balls.
	Birds.
	Chickadee.
	The interview you were about to watch was a man who owned a hot dog company.
	It was a great interview.
	We talked to him for about six or seven minutes.
	They had a bunch of chains down in Southern California.
	They're a popular hot dog franchise.
	For once, just pause.
	There'd be something interesting on your stupid fucking show.
	Sounds like that.
	I'd like to hear about that.
	The economics of hot dogs.
	I was listening to Miley Cyrus on Howard Stern, and he keeps talking to her about fame and money.
	And you're like, I don't fucking care.
	Everything that she has to say, I assume was true.
	Yeah, you're really famous.
	It's hard to get a grip, but your mom is there to provide discipline.
	Yeah, I figured.
	I don't fucking care.
	I want to hear, someone who's been in the pop music industry your whole life, I wanted to hear about the economics.
	How do you think it's changed?
	How did Napster hurt your business?
	How is it now with Spotify and everything?
	Is live shows the only way to make money?
	Can you tell me about the economics?
	How do you collaborate?
	Do you reach out to them personally?
	What points do you get on a record?
	What is a co-collab?
	Is it 50-50?
	Yeah.
	Do you design your own merch?
	What do you think of that whole DJ who's getting sued by Kellis there?
	Or Taylor Swift's whole deal?
	Did she bring up her acting in the Black Mirror episode?
	I turned it off.
	I didn't fucking listen to it.
	Acting in Black Mirror was really good.
	It was really good.
	Really good.
	All right.
	Well, your impression was pretty good of me.
	Really good.
	This and how he started and where he's at, and it was really interesting.
	You kind of let him plug whatever he wanted.
	It was obviously an average.
	The plugs on their podcast would have made him millions in hot dog sales.
	For real?
	No.
	Have you ever heard of them?
	No.
	14,000 views.
	No, they're not doing too great.
	Advertisement for his business.
	Right.
	So after we were done recording, we walked around the festival and actually saw his business where they were selling the hot dogs.
	And he came up to us and he said, thanks for doing that interview.
	It was so fun.
	And we thought maybe if we stuck around, he'd give us a free hot dog.
	Free hot dogs.
	We were hungry.
	He told us about how good the hot dogs were.
	We were standing there with him for a couple of minutes.
	We were on our way to go eat.
	He never once offered a free hot dog.
	No, no free hot dogs.
	So we decided to cut his interview.
	Oh my God.
	What a couple of bitches.
	What a couple of entitled.
	What a couple of entitled little bitches.
	How about I set my shit up?
	I paid for my little tent here.
	How about if you just heard how hard it is to own a chain of hot dog stands, you venerate the entrepreneur and dip into your pocket for two bucks to support him.
	You support.
	He's out there all day.
	The owner of the company's out there schlepping hot dogs all day and you're like, so no free one?
	Fuck you.
	That's the same as that Republican kid.
	That's the same as that Republican kid who said, after he got his piece of paper, take him in, he goes, call the cops.
	Call the police.
	Oh, you're not giving me a free hot dog?
	Kill the interview.
	Kill it.
	You fucking pussy.
	That was too much of indecence.
	It really was.
	Which brings us to the next guy on the subject of masculinity.
	We'll end the show with this.
	I know things are better in threes, but sometimes twos are good too.
	This is just a guy.
	First of all, what are you doing?
	Like, why are you recording this?
	How many views does this have?
	Is this guy popular?
	I've never heard of him either, but I'm basically a boomer.
	He's got 37,000 subscribers, 5,000 views on this.
	It was released January, July 1st of last year.
	Okay, so he's not very popular.
	Oh, oh.
	It's called fucking therapy, man.
	It's called self-care.
	Self-therapy.
	Just fucking be your goddamn feelings.
	It's called editing and angles.
	Things for a moment.
	You know what I mean?
	Oh, remember now.
	Oh, imagine running into this guy at a bar and having to sit next to him.
	I kind of did once, actually.
	There was a guy at the duck, and I was talking about Antifa being the paramilitary wing of the DNC.
	And he goes, Trump has people like that.
	And I go, Trump has people who come to his rallies and beat up anyone who disagrees with Trump.
	And he goes, yeah.
	I go, who?
	He goes, the KKK.
	Huh.
	Oh.
	It's like the Hells Angels at the Rolling Stones.
	They show up there.
	People are like, fuck you.
	And they're like, fuck off.
	When you said, imagine running into this guy, I pictured this.
	That's how I would like to run into that.
	I think he knocked her out.
	Yeah.
	Initially.
	I think she get back to this guy who's crying.
	What's he crying about?
	Did his mother die of cancer?
	That's a smile, so I suspect not.
	Okay, well, what's the tears for, sir?
	I was just...
	And wandering with spiritual like a fucking yogi, man.
	God damn, there's words for it.
	I was wandering around, connecting with God, being God as God, you know, with the energy of God.
	As one does.
	And I was noticing energy within me.
	I have a feeling.
	I was noticing my perspective run into roadblocks of, oh, if I went here and went to this drum circle, I'd really have to be myself.
	Oh, my God.
	I'd have to take a chance.
	Oh, my God, right?
	And.
	That's his phone fainting.
	His phone just barfing.
	Part of the reason I feel slightly so afraid to be out in front of people.
	Maybe it's as your therapist.
	Have you thought it might be because you suck?
	Yeah.
	When he said his phone's at 14%, he meant that.
	That was his testosterone reading.
	It just came back in an email.
	Maybe you're so uncomfortable around being with other people because you know inherently that you suck.
	Maybe your instincts Are correct.
	Maybe you shouldn't be around other people.
	Oh, I can make people feel some fucking things.
	Yeah, oh, yeah, like cringe.
	I'm feeling something right now.
	My skin wants to leave my body and go hide under the fucking in the basement.
	I want to do what your phone did.
	Really, really, really?
	You know?
	My eyes want to bark.
	I got to be bold as fuck, man.
	Off to a bad start.
	That's what it ends now, man.
	But it's like it doesn't matter.
	It doesn't matter.
	Like, either I'm going to fucking die.
	Yes, please.
	Or I'm going to be this person, you know what I mean?
	Is that an ultimatum?
	I'll take door number one, sir.
	Say no more.
	Me.
	I don't need to hear option two.
	Yeah.
	They got a plan A so good.
	And it's a fucking, it's absolutely beautiful that I feel this truth that if I got to stick up, stand up, be out, be bold, I actually feel within myself that it's going to be incredible.
	It's going to catch some eyes, you know, and part of me is afraid of that shit because then what does that mean?
	How do I do all that shit, right?
	But I just came to this road, these energetic roadblocks within me as I was wandering and following the feelings and, you know, should I go here, right?
	Should I go there with this group, with that group?
	Should I just be by myself?
	Be ashamed.
	I'm starting a new group called the Shame Boys.
	And our leader is, we promote a sense of self-consciousness.
	This is the Beneretner of the set of the Shame Boys.
	There's firing truth within me that says, like, you're going to be fucking huge, man.
	What is he saying?
	Like, he's going to be the next Messiah?
	Doesn't matter when or what?
	It doesn't matter.
	I have to go out.
	Yeah.
	AI has just become self-aware in that moment.
	Camera laughed.
	All right.
	Listen.
	Camera packed its bags and walked off my dash.
	Alexa just doesn't answer him anymore.
	Alexa is like this.
	Fuck you.
	Be fucking bold.
	No.
	And don't be bold.
	You don't have what it takes.
	You can't even talk to yourself in a car without crying.
	I'm going to be this amazing fucking human being.
	Well, you've got a long way to go.
	I don't know.
	Maybe everybody.
	You'd make a great beaver.
	You'd make a great cadaver.
	A sense of might is unique.
	Hey, if you're such a great human being, why don't you try flying?
	Jump off the top of a building and fly around.
	Breathe underwater, perhaps?
	I don't know.
	You go be your own fucking greatness.
	I don't know.
	Go put on some cement shoes and meet some fish and be brave and bold underwater.
	And it's fucking terrifying.
	I gotta be honest, man.
	because I know that I have this huge wealth of love within me for the sounds, for the sacred feelings, and Oh, God.
	It's fucking scary, man.
	I think I'd rather have ants crawl up my urethra than watch this anymore.
	Get that out of here.
	I need a battle to the death between him and the Emma Watson guy who thought she was God.
	Yeah, well, it's all part of the same subject, folks at home.
	I assume that you know what Ryan's talking about.
	This is linked to the fucking guy who thought that Emma Watson was speaking to him and she had returned as the Messiah, as Jesus Christ.
	And he also was sort of like, I mean, I'm flattered, but I'm like, what are you doing here again?
	She just keeps showing up as this fucking Jesus Christ figure for me.
	And eventually I started to learn from her.
	And yeah, you're a fucking loser pussy who's high on mushrooms and has a crush on a celebrity.
	That's it.
	And that's him.
	And dude, crying in your car about how big and bold and amazing you're going to be, you're just shy because you know you suck.
	Baby steps.
	Maybe accomplish something first before you're hanging out with Emma Watson ghosts and becoming Jesus.
	You notice they both have the Messiah in their diatribes.
	All right.
	We need to clean the palette.
	And shitty things come in threes, although you kind of made it a three there.
	But let's do one more.
	The very last final video, second last actually, is called Crackhead Pipe.
	And it's this cop who takes away this guy's crack pipe every time he sees him.
	And the way the fucking guy reacts is so awesome because he's just had enough.
	He's had enough of having his crack pipe taken away.
	And it links to the other two because we're living in this era of spoiled brats.
	You know, you don't deserve a free hot dog.
	You're not the Messiah.
	Emma Watson is not coming to you as an ethereal spirit.
	And no, you don't deserve to be able to do crack wherever you want.
	Come here.
	What?
	I'm with my friend there.
	Standing in the middle.
	Sorry, I didn't know you were with your friend.
	I was walking right there with my friend.
	You still in the middle of the road.
	Come here, please, out of the road.
	I don't.
	What friend are you with now?
	Shake is not long for this world.
	You ain't got your stem on you tonight?
	No.
	Because like I said, every time I see you when I take your stem, I know that you're not going to be smoking for the rest of the night.
	What the fuck?
	And every time I do it, you don't ever get in trouble, do you?
	You made me drop my drink.
	Twice.
	Yeah.
	Come back over here.
	Some bullshit.
	Share it.
	Come here.
	This is exactly like me and my six-year-old.
	What I want is iPad.
	All right, that's enough iPad time.
	Come on.
	No screens.
	Don't walk away from me.
	No screens.
	You ain't got it?
	Man, why is it every time I let you see me, man, you ask me that question, dog?
	Because every time I see you, you have a stem.
	I was walking with a friend.
	That doesn't have anything to do with your stem.
	It's walking with a friend.
	Oh, wait, that's impossible to walk.
	Okay, I didn't.
	Oh, I thought you were doing crack.
	You're with a friend?
	Sorry.
	Friends can't carry.
	You're good to go, Tallahassee.
	You asked me.
	Doesn't have anything because you've got one.
	Who said that?
	Was I out with you last week down here when you had it?
	Was I out with you over at Lucky's Market when you had it in your sock?
	Yes.
	You gonna give me a graphic?
	What a perfect fucking zoom down here.
	Yeah, that is awesome.
	I didn't see that part before.
	This is so.
	Oh, shit.
	He hits it with a flashlight as soon as he did.
	That is.
	That was a moment.
	No.
	I don't fucking believe you.
	Who said it?
	I got one.
	I don't got one, man.
	Alright, so you wouldn't mind if I looked for it?
	Whoa, why do I have to give you my fucking half I forgot?
	Because it's illegal.
	Harry, how you see me, man?
	Yeah.
	I don't have.
	I told you, every time I see my flip.
	Why do I have to give you my crackpipe?
	What do you think?
	I thought you didn't have one.
	He could just give him the crack pipe and then keep the crack.
	It's almost like it seems like...
	They're not probably not easy to find.
	He's letting him keep the crack.
	The entitlement is pretty above and beyond.
	Like, he gets to keep his crack.
	You don't ever go to jail.
	You never give me You never give me a free hot dog.
	Every time you see me.
	Yes, every time I see you.
	Prot pot.
	Go ahead.
	Yes, you can give it to me.
	A man, I can go.
	Yep.
	Florida man.
	That's what you want.
	Yeah.
	That's what you want.
	Yep.
	That is what I want.
	Yeah, he made it pretty clear.
	That's what you want.
	Yep.
	Poor cops, man.
	Being a cop, you're just a baby.
	All right, have a goodie.
	Giant babies.
	Dude, and you get to keep your crack, you stupid fool.
	You fucking loser.
	Wow.
	So be a man, okay?
	You need to leave.
	You need to leave.
	Don't cry in your car at how great you can be.
	Don't pretend Emma Watson gives a shit about you.
	Don't take a suck attack when you don't get a free hot dog.
	Get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.
	And never refugee run the seas cause we own our own boat.
	I'm on to life if my hips don't lie.
	And I'm starting to feel you bore.
	And then let's go.
	We'll slow.
	Baby, let this is protective.
	Oh, you know, I'm on to life if my hips don't lie.

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