Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - GOML LIVE #32

Feb. 1, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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GOML LIVE #32 | TRUMP RALLY

After making fun of “decolonize this place” for planning a massive attack on the NYC subways, we go over Ryan’s Trump rally footage and realize he did a pretty good job. Then, it’s about 1,000 calls which makes this the longest GOML LIVE ever.

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	Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
	Now I just plunge my finger into the hole.
	Yeah.
	Which is great, because as a married man, you don't really get to finger anymore.
	Little blast from the past.
	Although I have fingered Ryan once in a while.
	Excuse me?
	As a friend.
	I don't remember that at all.
	You can do things that are seemingly sexual, but if you do them with your friends, they're not like jerk a buddy off or whatever.
	A bro job?
	A bro job while you're reading a magazine, like, meh.
	That's not gay.
	That's how you would do it?
	Yeah, just like a man.
	Is that how you like it?
	I don't even care.
	I didn't even notice I was doing it.
	I'd pass.
	Like a buddy beige.
	You ever do a BBJ?
	Nope.
	A buddy blowjob?
	No.
	But now that I know it's not gay, maybe.
	No, it's gay if you moan.
	I would never moan.
	I would never moan.
	Speaking of gay, I know you're busy and you're controlling the soundboard and the telecaster and all the various grapple grummits, but could you be a peach and put on what you had on earlier today?
	Clothing-wise?
	Yeah.
	Oh.
	That's the hardest I've ever laughed in years.
	Don't want to.
	Make sure that you get the t-shirt right, too.
	Oh, I haven't styled my hair since the gym where I had several large men beat me.
	I'm getting worse at boxing.
	My only hope is the meteor, the overhand right.
	And then I get that.
	No, no, the white t-shirt.
	that was crucial it Ryan was so disturbed by my spit.
	I did a spit take when I saw this outfit that he changed into whatever he had at the studio, which was a free shirt.
	No, no, no, no, you got to do bare body.
	Yeah, everything is crucial here.
	You were looking for what?
	The openings to the shirt before you took off your other shirt?
	That's crucial.
	The fact that you tucked it in is crucial.
	Like, what?
	You might as well, I wore a turtleneck last week as a joke.
	This is the exact same level of humor.
	Okay, folks at home.
	When you get a little over, just shuffle over.
	They get the collars, right?
	So this is, no, no, no, it was flat.
	It was flat.
	But you, you went, yeah, I'm just going to go out and get a BLD.
	Oh my God.
	And it was like 23 degrees today.
	And you've got your jean jacket rolled up.
	You look like you're in a Jack and Diane video.
	Boom, ba diddle.
	Go let it rock.
	You look like a really cool karaoke video from 1989.
	The Japanese big karaoke video?
	Yes.
	Well, I got to put my Johnny Apple shirt on.
	Yeah, you look like an Asian dude in a karaoke John Cougar melon camp video who's sort of like, oh, yeah, I'm so laid back and cool.
	But the thing that shocks me about it is you went, this is a pretty good look.
	I'm going to fucking rock this.
	Go get a belt.
	There are all sorts of freaks in the city.
	I figured I'd blend right in, but I guess.
	You probably would, but that's not a good thing in New York.
	Yeah, I guess.
	Sometimes you gotta get it.
	You're blending in with the general populace of New York City.
	You have a problem.
	Speaking of which...
	We've got some fun stuff.
	Ryan went to the Trump rally in Wildwood, New Jersey, where he's from.
	No, I'm not from there.
	You know what a guy at the gym said to me today?
	He goes, fucking Wildwood.
	You ever been down there?
	I go, no.
	And he goes, that's where white trash were invented.
	Wow.
	He said that.
	And he's white trash.
	That's where people from Philly go to feel upper class, like to feel like, you know.
	Hell yeah, I'd like to get some hoogies at some point.
	But before we start the show, we should talk briefly about Johnny Apple CBD.
	I use Johnny Apple CBD every day.
	It helps me recover from all my boxing workouts.
	You rub that in.
	You know, when you do a leg day and your thighs, you're walking up the stairs like Robert De Niro and the Irishman with your little Tornasaurus Rex arms?
	If you find that when you beat the shit out of someone that was rude to your daughter and you have T-Rex arms, you need Johnny Apple CBD.
	It gives me the best sleep of my life, too.
	The gummies.
	I told everyone at my gym about how well Johnny Apple works for me and now everyone is using it.
	If you want to feel as great as I do, go to jacbd.com, use promo code Gavin, and get 20% off all orders, plus free chipping.
	Now, free chipping is when we send it to you free, but also include one or two particular.
	Oh, wow, it's on YouTube?
	Look at him.
	What is with his little hand?
	Looks like he's in a cast.
	Well, this is getting us booted from the tube.
	I'm kind of done with worrying about YouTube.
	I was watching our last live YouTube, and we just live in fear.
	Just fear.
	Fuck it.
	Yeah.
	It's only a matter of seconds before we're banned anyway.
	So yeah, use promo code Gavin, 20% off all orders, and free shipping.
	Johnny Apple is made from USA grown hemp, American hemp.
	You will not get high.
	That should be their sample that they would.
	You will not get high.
	I was wondering, that was the T-Rex.
	But you will feel as great as I do every day, and you will have the best sleep of your life.
	Go to jacbd.com, use promo code GAVIN, show the sponsors some love, but more importantly, show yourself some love and feel great.
	I love these products.
	Visit jacbd.com, use promo code Gavin, and treat yourself.
	Look at that.
	Look at that.
	Are we supposed to promote Cvefe today?
	I don't know.
	I think.
	I'm not really.
	This is my weak, weak weakness.
	My weak, weak weakness.
	Your weekly weakness.
	At Vice, I had Shane do all the marketing.
	At Rooster, Sebastian handled all the marketing.
	Marketing is not my forte.
	I'm ungifted in that field.
	So I found out what we need to do, what we need to talk about exactly one minute before we started the show.
	I do love Jennifer.
	And Bet DSI, but I'm not great at selling shit.
	All right, so this is funny.
	Tomorrow, if you're watching this on YouTube, you're probably a week behind.
	But tomorrow, a project that made me dress in this silly costume called Decolonize.
	What are they called?
	Decolonize Europe or Decolonize New York?
	Decolonize this place.
	What place?
	Earth?
	Yeah.
	Okay.
	And I've had arguments with my wife's relatives about this.
	Okay.
	Because one of them said, I wish you never came here, meaning white men.
	I go, okay.
	What's your scenario?
	So no Columbus.
	That means no plague.
	That's kind of good.
	Because probably there'd be a lot more Indians in North America if there wasn't that plague that Columbus accidentally brought with the Europeans.
	Which was really what killed the Indians.
	They say it was colonization.
	It was their own bubonic plague that came up from the Caribbean, up the west coast, and slowly spread east.
	They were dying in droves when we got here.
	But anyway, so no pilgrims, no British, no English.
	They're not British.
	No Canada.
	Okay, how long does that last?
	And would you have a giant wall, like a Trump wall, that just blows up boats, Spanish armadas, you just can't get in?
	Okay.
	So you do that.
	That's absurd, by the way.
	Totally fucking ridiculous.
	We just burn it down.
	But anyway, let's say that works well.
	Now you want to do trade.
	What are you trading?
	Do you have skyscrapers?
	Do your buildings look like our buildings?
	Because I've seen Indian buildings, and believe me, I've made several Indians from scratch.
	I have a lot of respect for them.
	But the idea that they live in this perfectly preserved TP communion with nature, and the rest of us all live in the Industrial Revolution, it's just fucking ridiculous.
	Basically, a lot of people say that it would have just happened.
	Exactly.
	It's an inevitability.
	It happened across the world.
	Japan had the Ainu there before the Japanese came.
	Taiwan had the Taiwanese Aboriginals.
	New Zealand had the Maoris.
	Tell me your version of events.
	So the fact that that is still going now, decolonize this place.
	It gets crazier, though.
	So what they're going to do tomorrow is...
	Stop.
	De Blasio has realized he wrecked New York City.
	He fucked up.
	And he came up with brilliant rules like you can piss wherever the fuck you want.
	You can do any kind of crimes that are, you know, not major felonies.
	Conversely, if you're white and you love Trump and you're in the Proud Boys, well, you get four years in prison for fighting Antifa.
	But Antifa, they can beat the shit.
	So I shouldn't say white.
	If you're right, if you're not left wing, Antifa can go beat up journalists, take all their shit.
	They're fine.
	Slap on the wrist.
	But he's realized he's turned New York back into not even Ed Koch, New York, but David Dinkins, New York.
	It fucking sucks here now.
	He's ruined it.
	There's piss everywhere.
	There's no bail anymore.
	We had a guy rob a bank four times.
	He was arrested, threw him in jail.
	He came out because there was no bail, robbed a bank again, a fifth time.
	They arrested him, went back in jail.
	He robbed a bank a sixth time.
	And it's not a felony because he doesn't use a gun.
	I shouldn't have been holding my pen like this.
	He just hands a note.
	So anyway, de Blasio goes, I'm fucked.
	What should we do?
	And they go, he goes, what did Giuliani do, by the way?
	That seemed to work out great.
	He made Times Square turn from a brothel into Disneyland.
	What should, can I do that?
	And they go, well, sir, he did a lot of stop and frisk.
	That sounds racist.
	Well, actually, it stopped whites less than they occur in the crime stats.
	So it was actually racist towards whites, if anything.
	Sorry, stopped whites more than they appeared in the crime stats.
	Yeah, I just don't like the idea of black people being stopped all the time.
	Okay, well, you're not going to like my number two because I just went poo on the piece of paper where you asked for ideas.
	Get it?
	Yes.
	Oh, oh, oh, that's so disgusting.
	Look how long we take to deliver jokes.
	Welcome to jokes in slow motion.
	No, my number two is not poo.
	My number two is, all right, well, this one really works well.
	We stopped turnstile jumpers.
	Turnstile jumpers seems like an innocent crime.
	Sorry, I don't have change.
	But we found that when we did that, this is all true, that a gun would fall out or they'd be a heroin dealer.
	And it just, I don't like it as an anarchist personally, me Gavin.
	But something about nabbing those jaywalkers in New York City led to us catching real bona fide criminals.
	We'd find heroin on them, all kinds of stuff.
	So that's a really great way.
	And plus, it's cheap and easy, and all you have to do is beef up the MTA security.
	So de Blasio goes, all right, let's do that.
	Fuck that.
	And so, because doing that tends To stop people of color more than white people because the reason that more black people get stopped jumping turnstiles is more black people jump turnstiles.
	Sorry.
	But the way the left works now is: what's the result?
	Like, say you said fucking whipping knives from your car is illegal, and it led to a bunch of black people getting arrested.
	They call it a racist law.
	The Fields Medal is racist.
	Anyway, so white people have gone absolutely nuts trying to stop this racist law.
	And if you remember, there was a massive demonstration in Brooklyn where my favorite sign of all time, I'm sorry we should have had this ready, but they stormed the streets, all white people stormed the streets screaming about racism and beefing up MTA security as racist, which beefing up, it's sort of like the wall.
	Like, why do you care if my door has 10 deadbolts?
	Am I overdoing the law?
	Okay.
	I'm still, it's still the law.
	You know what I mean?
	And by the way, aren't you all socialists?
	Public transit is what socialists want.
	They don't want cars.
	They want the subway.
	And it already is a socialist utopia.
	The subway in New York costs about $275.
	It costs about five bucks to run.
	So the taxpayers are already footing half the bill, but they want the whole bill covered.
	Anyway, a few weeks ago, they had this big demonstration.
	And there was one girl.
	I hope you can find it, Ryan.
	I'm sorry to put the pressure on.
	But she made a cardboard sign that said, oink, oink, you monsters.
	And then it was this big.
	And she was holding it, crying.
	And that was her way of saying, I don't support more fucking cops in the streets.
	Have you got it?
	Maybe if you typed in oink, oink, you monsters.
	I did try to Google it.
	Nothing came up so far.
	It's on my phone, which is charging.
	Would you say it was last year?
	Yeah.
	It was a few months ago.
	Yeah, yeah.
	All right, we'll dig that up.
	I promise you, we'll dig that up.
	And it's something you want to screen grab and make a t-shirt of it.
	I actually have it on my phone, saved it in my favorites, and I show it to cops whenever I can.
	And I've never gotten a good response.
	Maybe it's the cop.
	Cops are kind of like doctors.
	Like, they don't laugh the way I do at shit.
	So when I show them, I go, can you, I explain the story I just explained to you?
	And I go, can you fucking believe this?
	And I want them to go, what the fuck?
	That is so hilarious.
	And they always just say the same thing.
	They go, well, if that makes her better and that helps her get through her day, whatever.
	It's perfectly legal.
	Yeah, I know it's perfectly legal, dude.
	Trying to have a laugh with you.
	All right.
	So they've made a video here announcing the massive vandalism that's going to go on tomorrow because the subway being paid 50% by taxpayers is insufficient.
	We want free subways, you know, like there is in nowhere.
	I think I found a place in Estonia, which was totally destitute, bankrupt.
	And then they hired some punk guy who took over the country.
	He said all his cabinet have to watch an entire, sorry, every single episode of The Wire.
	And then he built a new parliament.
	And I guess they have a town that has a free subway.
	That's it.
	No one has a free fucking subway.
	What?
	Anyway, play the video.
	To all our friends, family, students, wage workers, teachers.
	Just pause.
	We know this was written by two rich white academics who are in their late 30s, early 40s.
	Bald white male who wears shirts that say white supremacy is terrorism.
	And chunky, grumpy feminist who is childless and heading towards menopause like a fucking freight train.
	And then they have their pet blacks come out and dress up in scarves and read their script, which reads like Marxist claptrap from someone's PhD.
	Fuck the police three is coming, J31, right here in New York City.
	We encourage you to shit with your friends.
	It is, right?
	It has tits.
	By the way, you can see what she sounds like if you just put that in Premiere Pro and then pitch correct, like change the pitch.
	Family, and think of the ways you can move in affinity to build and fuck shit up on J31.
	Move in Affinity.
	What?
	Is that like welfare or healthcare?
	My affinity plan?
	Classic thug talk.
	Pay attention to our social media where we're going to post the meetup location so that we can converge and move together.
	So you just gave away the meetup location.
	The mood for J31 is simple.
	Fuck your 275.
	Yeah.
	By the way, we're also going to be having another rally at McDonald's called fuck your fucking $1.89 Big Macs.
	Big Macs are free.
	Everything at McDonald's should be free.
	The government has enough money.
	Why can't they get some of these billionaires like Warren Buffett and Bill Gates to pay for our Big Macs and our subway rides and our movies?
	I had to pay for the movies the other day.
	You know how much that cost?
	Just looking for some entertainment.
	God.
	No cops in the MTA, free transit, no harassment, period, and full accessibility.
	We've just paused.
	Wait a minute.
	Full accessibility.
	So is he talking about wheelchair access?
	Like they really cast a wide net, don't they?
	These guys can.
	Yo, I don't like the people having to pay $275.
	We also have to decolonize everywhere in the world.
	And also more wheelchair ramps.
	Anything else?
	Balloon animals.
	Also, if you're bald, you can get sunburnt.
	So there should be free suntan lotion stations Throughout the summer in public places, or some charper head covers or a hat, free hat, free hats that say decolonize to move with us on J31.
	Move with us.
	Fuck the police.
	Damn.
	Yeah, that's a woman.
	Yeah.
	Yes.
	So some.
	It's almost like Caligula or something.
	Some rich white man has black woman perform for him.
	Just say old of this, would you?
	It's like Robert De Niro.
	It's Robert De Niro at an Oscar's after party with his black servants dancing.
	It's an evolution of puppetry.
	Puppet puppetry.
	Puppetry.
	Do you think this would stop?
	How much should it be?
	Two bucks?
	50?
	No, free.
	Should anything else be free?
	They should give me a dollar when I walk through.
	Yeah.
	What if they accepted EBT?
	Not trying to sound like an asshole.
	Legitimately, if they accepted EBT cards, do you think that's a good idea?
	Well, that's the thing.
	This is what you have to understand.
	This goes back to the impeachment trial.
	It's not about the logic or the goal or the philosophy or anything being legitimate.
	It's just about eyeballs.
	So say I do a thing like, why is Ryan a pedophile?
	And it's a debate we have for two weeks.
	People are hearing Ryan pedophile, Ryan pedophile, Ryan pedophile.
	That's it.
	That's just as good as him being a pedophile.
	And during that whole two weeks, I'm getting money for the Save the Babies fund.
	I don't really like that analogy, but I love it.
	It's great.
	I'm the aunt angry.
	So, and the SPLC is like this.
	ADL is like this.
	They don't really care about Nazis.
	They know Nazis aren't a thing, but it pays the bills.
	It's like climate change.
	You go, when you ask for grants, if you say things are peachy, you don't get any money.
	So this is all a lie.
	And the dummies out there protesting, they are doing it for fashion because it's the hot thing that week.
	All right, maybe my phone is charged enough for me to find you this much.
	But uh, you gotta pick up your Trump thing.
	Oh, do we want to go to Wildwood?
	Yeah.
	All right.
	Okay, good, okay.
	Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
	Wait, yeah.
	By the way, we're kind of sloppy how we do things here.
	That's because we're punks.
	Do you mind if it's emailed?
	Because the Wi-Fi might.
	I don't mind at all.
	Okay.
	Oh, no.
	I'm not seeing it, dude.
	You're not seeing it?
	I'm not seeing it.
	It's not in my favorites.
	How is it not in my favorites?
	I mean, I'm scrolling through a lot of stuff here.
	What am I?
	A tarded?
	That's very disappointing, Gavin.
	Now on a live show.
	Okay, you know what we'll do?
	I'll scroll through my stupid fucking phone when we show this.
	So anyway, in other news, Trump, I'm talking about impeachment there.
	Trump.
	He's on trial now for saying to Ukraine, you should investigate the Bidens.
	Now, if the Bidens are innocent, that's not a big deal.
	But that is using your money to make another country thwart your presidential opponent.
	I disagree.
	First of all, I'm fine with quid pro quo.
	So I'll give you this money, but you have to do this.
	Secondly, if you're asking someone to investigate someone and they're guilty of the kind of crimes Biden's committed, yeah.
	If he's going to be president, I want him investigated.
	In fact, that's what everyone does before they get behind a presidential candidate.
	They talk to someone who's really in the know and they say, hey, man, is there something I don't know about like Ted Cruz?
	Did he rape a girl in high school or something?
	Because I don't want to put all my eggs in his basket and then get them smashed.
	So it's perfectly normal to ask to investigate Joe Biden.
	And thirdly, Joe Biden did this.
	He bragged on TV at a conference and said, I told him to drop the investigation.
	I said, you're not getting any money if you don't.
	I said, I'm getting on a plane.
	I'll land in six hours.
	When I land, this whole thing better be OV.
	That's the exact same case.
	Anyway, Alan Dershowitz made this point.
	This is 1-2 now.
	And the general consensus from all these amateur fucking Hollywood people, actors, and retarded comedians who are somehow political experts.
	This is the first, before Trump, you didn't really get comedians talking about the minutiae of the political realm the way you do now and calling major attorneys, major First Amendment attorneys like Alan Dershowitz, who's written tomes, books upon books.
	And you have Mike Brabiglia, who has Down syndrome, telling people, I've been told by many people that Alan Dershowitz is very, very, very, very smart.
	And I've been willing to believe these people, starts a sentence with and, until now.
	This argument is stupid.
	And by the way, be wary of two words when you hear people talking.
	Folks.
	If someone says folks, they're an asshole.
	And two, stupid.
	If someone keeps talking about how everyone is stupid, they're probably stupid.
	Now, if they say someone has Down syndrome, they're probably pretty cool because they're avoiding the term stupid.
	But look at this clip that is so stupid.
	Yesterday, I had the privilege of attending the rolling out of a peace plan by the President of the United States regarding the Israel-Palestine conflict.
	Just passed.
	I would just like to make it perfectly clear That there is zero chance of that happening.
	Bill Clinton went to Camp David, he sat down, he gave Israel the shittiest deal they've ever had, and he showed Yasser Arafat and he said, Here, look, I fucked them.
	And in any other negotiation, Yasser Arafat could run home and go, guys, I nailed it.
	But he walked out of the meeting because the Palestinians can't have a solution.
	That's not their role.
	They're like the gremlins post-water and sun.
	They need conflict to justify their existence.
	So if Yasser Arafat had gone back with that thing and said, I found an agreement, you guys, we're good.
	He would have been assassinated.
	You don't think Saudi Arabia has enough money to house Palestinians?
	You don't think they have miles of air-conditioned tents everyone could live happy?
	No.
	They need them there with the rocks.
	They need the photo op of the rocks.
	The guy in the wheelchair, ah, throwing the rock.
	But yeah, go ahead and try.
	It's cute.
	Anyway, sorry, that's a tangent.
	Hypothetical the other day.
	What if a Democratic president were to be elected and Congress were to authorize much money to either Israel or the Palestinians, and the Democratic president were to say to Israel, no, I'm going to withhold this money unless you stop all settlement growth or to the Palestinians.
	I will withhold the money Congress authorized to you unless you stop paying terrorists.
	And the president said, quid pro quo.
	If you don't do it, you don't get the money.
	If you do it, you get the money.
	There's no one in this chamber that would regard that as in any way unlawful.
	The only thing that would make a quid pro quo unlawful is if the quo were in some way illegal.
	Now we talked about motive.
	There are three possible motives that a political figure can have.
	One, a motive in the public interest, and the Israel argument would be in the public interest.
	The second is in his own political interest.
	And the third, which hasn't been mentioned, would be in his own financial interest, his own pure financial interest, just putting money in the bank.
	I want to focus on the second one for just one moment.
	is going too long.
	Every public official...
	What a stupid idiot.
	Like, that is a sound, solid argument.
	But when you hate Trump, everything else is noise.
	Anyway, that was my segue to get into our new segment, Ryan on the Street, wherein he goes to various events.
	So Ryan went to Wildwood, New Jersey to check out the Trump rally there.
	I did.
	What'd you think before we look at it?
	Oh, I had a lot of fun.
	I love that.
	I can't see you.
	I love that dang town.
	Oh, I got to put my seat up.
	I was down there.
	Why do you love Wildwood, New Jersey?
	We go there every summer.
	Is it a Puerto Rican thing?
	No, I think it's not.
	I don't see too many Puerto Ricans out there.
	It's kind of like a mixed group.
	I don't know.
	It's just like the floor.
	You gotta adjust your bangs every single time we have a conversation on this shit.
	Until my hair is as long as it was when you were asking me to cut it, I'm not happy.
	No, you were doing it when your bangs were long, too.
	Yeah, but I was happy when I did it.
	Now I'm sorry.
	Okay, we're not talking about your happiness level.
	We're talking about how annoying it is to see a guy like that.
	I know.
	Every time he talks.
	I'm so sad about it.
	But anyway, it was fun.
	It was a lot of fun.
	Me and my buddy Hodge went down there to talk to the folks.
	Oh, you're a dick.
	Barely any.
	You're a dick.
	You said folks.
	All right, let's start it.
	Okay.
	Ryan Katzi Rivera here.
	We're at the Trump Rally in Wildwood, New Jersey.
	It's very exciting.
	A lot of energy here.
	A lot of Trump supporters.
	I don't see any protesters at all, but I do see a really long line.
	The convention center holds 7,000 people, and there's 100,000 tickets that were requested.
	People are already lining up.
	Let's talk to him and see what they say.
	Hey, we're here with Jim.
	He's riding around on a cooler.
	I've never seen anything like this before.
	Are you selling beverages?
	I am not.
	No, that's a good way to get locked up.
	No beverages.
	Oh, gotcha.
	So that's all for you?
	No, there's nothing in here.
	We're just taking it all in.
	Are you interested in attending the rally or just kind of seeing the festivities?
	He's going to land across the street from the house, so we're just down to see him land.
	That's pretty awesome.
	Yeah.
	You live locally here in the summer.
	Do you get pro-Trump vibes, anti-Trump vibes?
	What is it?
	Anybody talks politics down here at all?
	I mean, it's kind of like when you're in a bar.
	The rules are you're on vacation, you don't talk about politics.
	So I would say it's, you know, it's a Philly crowd, so you would think it would be more Democrat, but believe it or not, there's a decent break of Republican and Democrat.
	Right, but generally, Trump supporters are fun.
	They ride on coolers.
	This is true.
	Okay, very cool.
	Thanks, Jim.
	Good meeting you.
	You too.
	What is your most favorite thing about you, sir?
	That I'm an American.
	Promises made?
	Promises kept, sir.
	Keep America great.
	You're a good, fine young man.
	Thank you, sir.
	Sir, how you doing?
	Oh.
	I just wanted to ask you.
	So that guy was just riding a cooler around for fun.
	Yes.
	And he had sliders on.
	I don't understand.
	So he made a cooler mobile.
	Yes.
	And then after a while, he started thinking, I don't need to carry beer.
	This is just a really cool way to get around.
	Maybe he was lying.
	What's his mother?
	He might have had detective shitty.
	He might have had some liquor in there.
	Liquor?
	Yeah.
	I want to drive around with some liquor.
	Instead of a flask in my pocket, I'm going to put it in a giant cooler.
	He might be doing a little delivery.
	A delivery of what?
	Like 10 bottles of booze?
	A delivery.
	Wow, your theories suck so much shit.
	Am I to resume?
	Yes.
	Everything about Trump.
	Everything.
	Look at our comedy.
	It's true.
	Are you a fan of the American flag?
	Are you a fan of this?
	Yeah, we're getting to that.
	How you doing, sir?
	He's nice to him.
	Yeah, I'm sure everybody.
	I don't hate anybody.
	So my name's Ryan.
	Nice to meet you.
	Joe, nice to meet you.
	What do you think is the worst thing about Trump?
	Unmuted?
	Go ahead.
	Just keep it unmuted.
	Okay.
	So go back.
	What is this?
	Remember who you're supporting.
	By the way, can you go to a Black Lives Matter rally and say, remember what you're saying, that cops are racist, cops, black cops are killed, blah, blah, blah.
	Like if you had a sign like that at any other rally, you'd be dead.
	You went to an Antifa rally?
	Remember, Trump has helped anarchy more than any of you.
	Surrounded.
	He's draining the swamp.
	That's what anarchists do.
	You'd be fucking stabbed.
	So the fact that this guy can sit there and tell us all to fuck off shows how wonderful we are and how kind.
	But anyway, let's look at his stupid fucking sign for a second.
	Think is the worst thing.
	No, just keep it as a frozen thing.
	Thinks the wheel was invented in America.
	You know what that's from?
	Make me a little square.
	There we go.
	He was talking about Steve Jobs and Apple and stuff, and he said, we have to cherish our inventors.
	You know, these people are very important.
	People invent things.
	Thomas Edison, the light bulb, the wheel.
	These things matter.
	We got to cherish this.
	Now, that became, according to the fucking disgruntled virgins at the Daily Beast, that became, he thinks the wheel was invented.
	No, he's speaking generally about inventors.
	Yes, the wheel was invented a gazillion years ago in fucking Mesopotamia in Iraq or something, in the Middle East, in the Fertile Crescent.
	We all know it goes way back.
	How would anyone think the wheel was invented in America?
	America's 200 years old.
	Jesus H. Christ.
	So that's just a ridiculous misunderstanding.
	And again, they go through his dialogue with a fine-tooth comb and they go, up, that, if I take that joke out of context, that could be retarded.
	Or if I say he was talking about Thomas Edison and then he said the wheel, so he thinks Thomas Edison and the wheel were around the same kind of time zone.
	And this is one of his three points.
	This is a third of his message.
	Well, it's a whiteboard so he can scrub and two hundreds of thousands.
	Is it really?
	It's a whiteboard.
	It looks like Bristol board to me.
	No, it's a cardboard, but it's functional as a whiteboard.
	How do you know?
	He told me.
	I think he says it in this.
	Okay.
	Okay, so that's three.
	Number two, called neo-Nazis very fine people.
	No, he fucking didn't.
	He was talking about Charlottesville, where there was two things going on.
	One was a protest about Confederate statues being taken down, and then one was the Antifa versus the Nazis.
	He was talking about the first one when he said there's very fine people on both sides, meaning there's very fine people who want the statues taken down and very fine people who don't want the statues taken down.
	And by the way, saying that it's not us versus them basically prevented a fucking civil war.
	So that was a really good move on his part to sort of dilute the equation a little bit.
	And now number one said, grab woman by the pussy.
	Well, anyone watching me knows, you know, that's the problem with this show really is when I explain things like my video, 10 Things I Hate About the Goddamn Motherfucking Jews.
	Everyone who knows me knows that it was satirical and an homage to Israel.
	So I can't convince them.
	And then the ones who don't want to be convinced, they don't care.
	They just want to use it as a tool.
	This goes back to the Ryan pedophile analogy, which I don't like.
	They don't care about the truth.
	They just want this.
	They want to keep saying it because they want to win.
	That's why they call you racist.
	They don't think you're racist.
	They just notice that that seems to stick.
	So yeah, when you're rich and powerful, beautiful women are attracted to you.
	They let you kiss them.
	Sometimes they let you grab them by the putsy.
	It's crazy.
	Pussy.
	I did hear that a little bit, but...
	It's like the what was the Trump thing that he recovered from?
	Criminal, no, no, no, no, no, no.
	Look, look.
	Yeah.
	All you got to do is just that.
	You're going to fuck up your words if you're saying a lot of words.
	Yes.
	But yeah, he didn't say go up to a chick and grab her other pussy, which goes back to this decolonize this shit where I said, really?
	Like, and I keep repeating this.
	Play it out.
	They say this in AA.
	I just want to have one beer.
	Play it out.
	You're going to have two beers, then you're going to have three, then you're going to hit some Coke.
	Then you're going to do shots.
	Then you're going to do heroin.
	Then you're going to OD.
	So play it out.
	You really think a human male said, you know what you can do?
	You can go up to checks and grab the cunts.
	Of my Siman, I hugged a rabbit to death.
	No, he said the truth, which is when you're fucking famous, women will let you grab them by the pussy and they like it.
	Not all women, but women who are attracted to you and your fame and your fucking money.
	Maybe you're not rich and famous and haven't tried it out.
	Talk to Johnny Knoxville about women and having their pussy scrapped.
	Go ahead.
	As I was telling my friend here, who's a Trump supporter, it's the He's holding a sign of minor transgressions.
	I could forgive my entire whiteboard, but I won't.
	I don't care about minor transgressions, which is why I'm holding them on my tits.
	And the issues that the world is facing.
	Why do some people not pronounce G's like Bill Schultz?
	Facing.
	I was sleepy to add.
	What is sleeping?
	It's a certain type of person.
	Facing.
	Yeah, I know what you mean.
	It's like Facing.
	Facing.
	Facing.
	I don't know.
	His grasp of the world and world culture and our support to other nations, like this whole Ukraine scandal.
	He has no understanding.
	And it's the imbecilic comments, right?
	He has no understanding.
	And it's the imbecilic comments.
	That's an imbecilic comment.
	Well, to be fair, he didn't finish his sentence.
	Why are you wearing a Shaquille O'Neal's jacket?
	It's a large jacket.
	You look like a little baby going for a job interview.
	Look.
	First day of school.
	You look like a foreign exchange dude.
	I bought that at a Ross's discount clothing.
	Why?
	It was $20 and it was warm.
	And I wanted to wear something between shoots, but then it became so like, hey, just keep it on.
	It was cold.
	I wanted to wear it between shoots, but then it became so, hey, just keep it on.
	You talk like him.
	That's why we leveled off so well.
	By the way, what do you think of that guy sitting there with the black hoodie on the phone?
	He's dope.
	Possible Antifa.
	Sure, what the fuck are they going to do?
	He was just there on the phone, like, relaying stuff.
	I don't know.
	We got sketched out.
	I got sketched out.
	And Hodger's like, what are you talking about?
	Sketch it up.
	It's the imbecilic comments, right?
	It's like, what an embarrassment.
	Do you feel contempt towards Trump supporters or just Trump?
	Just a Trump.
	So here, I'm here.
	I want to politely remind folks, I have a...
	Oh, folks.
	Folks.
	Told you.
	Douche word.
	Anyone who says folks is a good douche.
	It's like saying, I'm one of the people.
	It makes you sound like you have overalls on.
	I'm just here with my folks.
	That's as practical as saying, my kin.
	We're just like non-racist folks, just trying to help people of color folks make their way through life.
	You know, Obama like made that.
	Everybody started using folks.
	Oh, there's a lot of folks out there.
	Right?
	Folks.
	But right, because I can write other things.
	They're used folks.
	Really?
	Yeah, Volkswagen is a Volkswagen.
	Oh.
	That was a Nazi car.
	what Trump has said and done in his time as president.
	Have you gotten any I think folks have been very friendly.
	Yes, certainly some laugh and boo.
	Sure, but that's to be expected.
	I mean, it's all good fun generally.
	Yeah, and that's one guy made the comment, too.
	It's like, makes the country one nice thing about the country, right?
	We can do this and be polite about it, you know, and be friendly.
	So, yeah, just makes the country, you know, one of the nice things about the country.
	And his beef with Trump is that he's not articulate enough.
	Maybe if you had the language at your disposal, you could talk about how illiterate people are.
	A polite reminder to folks about some of these things this gentleman has done.
	And maybe some of the folks with a reasonable mind might go, all right, maybe I need to question why I support him.
	Well, it was nice talking to you.
	It's good to get another perspective.
	And your hat has bat wings on it.
	I think it's a black pussy hat, isn't it?
	Don't touch my black pussy.
	How's that for co-opting someone else's culture?
	You're not going to touch my pussy.
	I'm a black woman.
	I have Leslie Jones' pussy.
	Try it, motherfucker.
	Just try it.
	I have an ungravity.
	I'm a black woman.
	No one's touching my black pussy.
	Wait, can you pause?
	Thank you.
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	All right, do you have the picture?
	I do.
	This is it, folks.
	Now, fuck, first of all, all that other stuff is funny, right?
	Make the MTA free.
	Who's making it free?
	Go to the top there.
	End racist police brutality.
	No cops on the MTA.
	You know, the south side of Chicago was successful in making sure no cops go there because cops are racist and they hurt people.
	And the south side of Chicago is up to a murder a day, which is New York.
	Even though Chicago's much smaller.
	What is it?
	I think it's about a third the size?
	No, maybe half the size.
	Baltimore is a third the size.
	And they have a murder a day in their cop-free zones.
	But anyway, that's not why we're here, folks.
	Why we're here is my favorite picture of 2019.
	Not that one.
	Nope.
	This.
	This is my favorite thing.
	I actually don't like...
	Crop that out as much as possible.
	Oink, oink.
	So she did that with White Out.
	Right?
	She got a piece of cardboard with some scissors.
	It's adorable.
	It's so small.
	It's four inches by four inches.
	Oink, oink, you monster, she holds.
	Hey, big statement, little piece of paper.
	Bawling her fucking eyes out.
	And the idea that a cop is going to see that and be like, that stings.
	Not going to lie.
	That fucking stings.
	You're basically calling me a pig because I got assigned to turnstile jumpers against my will.
	I don't give a fuck about turnstile jumpers.
	I'm here to catch bank robbers and racists, but whatever.
	I got to do my job.
	Oink, oink, you monster.
	I want to...
	Yeah, because no, because then some cops might go, that's a weird fucking anti-cop shirt.
	Well, what if you, what if you put it on the pocket?
	No, the only way you can make this shirt, sorry to interrupt you, is to have that chick and cartoon tears coming out of her eyes like crazy.
	Uh-huh.
	You know, and then girl.
	That's the joke that's obvious.
	Yeah, that could be a good pocket image.
	World's most ineffective gesture.
	World's most fruitless gesture in the history of fucking protests.
	All right, let's get back to fun people protesting.
	Oh, this would be the Jersey vision.
	Yes, it would.
	Yes.
	In which I go to the rally of Trump.
	Now, do these people live there?
	Are those their party vacation homes?
	Some of them, you know what?
	Most of them have homes, but they just visit there during the summer because during the winter, it's like dead.
	Okay.
	Just let me rewind.
	I said, do people live there or is it their vacation homes?
	And then he says, no, most people have other homes, and then they're just there when it's fun because in the winter, it's like dead.
	So the answer is vacation homes.
	That's a vacation home.
	Okay.
	That's much shorter than just repeating my question in the affirmative.
	The majority, because there's tons of hotels too, frankly.
	There's a lot of hotels, too.
	It might be 50-50.
	Who knows?
	No, that doesn't mean the homes aren't vacation homes.
	Oh, the homes?
	Yeah, the majority.
	I would say.
	All righty.
	USA!
	It seems like we have the most fun.
	You know, there's a cookout, there's food going on, there's music.
	That's why I'm back here.
	I just have to switch.
	We met a protester there, like an anti-Trump guy, and I asked him, I was like, do you feel threatened?
	And he's like, not at all.
	He's had some good conversations with folks.
	Oops.
	What are you cutting to me?
	said, folks.
	Oh, that's Yes.
	But I'm still right.
	I said people who say folks are douches.
	She's probably 48.
	Wow.
	Yeah, maybe.
	She looks fantastic.
	Do you feel like we're generally less hateful and nicer people than people that hate Trump?
	I think everybody has been very nice.
	You go to these big things that there's hate and everything else.
	There has been none of that.
	Very comfortable.
	Everybody has become friends.
	It was wonderful.
	Everybody's having a great time.
	Promises made?
	Yes.
	Promises kept.
	Yes.
	I usually say, you say promises kept?
	I don't know.
	Am I supposed to say that?
	I say promises made and you say promises kept.
	That's one of the things I say.
	Promises made?
	Promises kept.
	Donald Trump is the man because he's the only president that's going to be able to broker a deal with the peace between Palestine and the Israelis.
	He's doing it today.
	Just pause.
	Let's just give up on that, shall we?
	The solution to Israel and Palestine is a wall, and it's going smashingly.
	It's time to agree, to disagree.
	It's going to be historic.
	Yep.
	It's going to be a historical thing.
	It's going to be the greatest thing they ever pulled off.
	I feel very safe with President Trump.
	I feel very safe.
	I feel like our country will be very safe.
	I think the economy's just fantastic.
	He's helped more people get out of poverty and move ahead and give them opportunities than ever before.
	Just pause.
	You see, this is what Americans really care about.
	Everyone talks about trans and these fucking HuffPo bloggers are lost in their white supremacy witch hunts.
	Americans know that that's not a thing.
	Americans know that jobs are all that matters.
	And so, when you provide jobs, you win.
	I hope they have room on Mount Rushmore for him.
	The reason why he's so popular, I think he relates to Middle America, to the average Joe's.
	He comes down to our level.
	He knows what we want.
	He knows what we're all about.
	And I feel that he truly believes and loves America and loves us.
	Loves us.
	And I truly believe that.
	So that's why I think he's so popular and people love him.
	Are you from Philly?
	Yeah, I am.
	What's in the glass?
	Is it water?
	Is there any water in there?
	It's jump wine.
	We're going to go have a hoagie.
	We'll be right back.
	Promises made.
	Huh?
	Promises made.
	Promises kept.
	So, Chaz, you're here.
	You're seeing a lot.
	That guy looks awesome, by the way.
	Yeah, he kind of does.
	But why would you assume people would get your promises made, promises kept thing?
	Oh, if you watch any of his things, he says that a lot.
	Really?
	Yeah, that's like on t-shirts and all that.
	And by the way, Trump wine.
	Oh, let's have some Trump wine.
	Trump wine.
	Wait, can you see it?
	Wait, can you see it?
	That's a bottle of Trump.
	Trump Chardonnay.
	Wow.
	Why would I want anything on the menu less good?
	Why would I want something less good?
	Oh, you want to showcase a new imitation.
	So we had a lot going on this week, folks.
	You don't pay for this, so you don't know that we had Larry Barnes, Walter Waite champion, Olympic hopeful, state champion many times over, come in and go through his most consequential fight with Felix Trinidad.
	And he broke down where he zigged where he should have zagged.
	And he actually went through the temple punch that disoriented him.
	We've also had Maddie O'Dell.
	He was Hell's Angel president who spent 10 years in prison and actually ended up, totally coincidentally, in Jeffrey Epstein's cell.
	This is, of course, like years and years before Jeffrey Epstein was there.
	So he tells us about the cell and everything.
	That was fun.
	We did an instructional video on what to do when naked crackheads jump on your car.
	It's been a lot of fun stuff.
	But the beauty of Ryan's incredible mimicry, which, by the way, is the only reason he has a job, obviously.
	So I would do the imitations as much as possible because it's why you're here.
	What is the tation?
	What is the tation?
	In this industry, it's imitation nerves for talking.
	Oh, what's the tation?
	All tations, you should keep doing tations.
	You're like a super hot chick with huge tits that's a fucking idiot.
	I guess, in other words, you're a fucking idiot.
	But your huge tits are your imitations.
	So you should be cramming Bill Burr into every sentence, dude.
	Pays your bills.
	There we go.
	Do you want the...
	A glass?
	No, I'll get the other glass.
	I'll take that.
	I don't approve of men.
	Oh, this is plastic?
	Yeah.
	I don't approve of men drinking wine if it's not dinner.
	Something about holding a stem is very emasculating.
	Plastic stem is worse.
	If you must drink wine because you're out of booze, have it in a glass like they do in France.
	Of course, Ryan, having his first job, the only other glass he has is Waterford Crystal.
	Which is weird.
	Why do you have the most expensive fucking glasses in the world?
	Well, it's because I wanted to take my whiskey drinking seriously back when I was drinking more.
	And I have a decanter still.
	And I thought it would be a nice touch, because you're always drinking whiskey, but you never use it.
	Alright.
	Go ahead.
	With the drinking?
	Yeah, go ahead and have a sip.
	Like, I give a fuck if you were drinking cyanide.
	Wait, what was the new impression that I was doing?
	Oh, sorry.
	I totally forgot.
	Maddie O'Dell.
	I don't think I have a Matty Odell impression.
	Yes, you do.
	I don't want to go there.
	Why?
	He's going to kill you?
	He watches every show.
	He's a funny guy.
	Yes, he is.
	What's he going to do, you fucking pussy?
	Why don't you grow at least one ball?
	As my father would say, would you like me to show them back on?
	What is it?
	You know, Jeffrey Epsom's style, and, you know, he was there.
	He was a pretty good guy, but, you know.
	Was that it?
	That was terrible.
	I don't remember.
	Were we watching it?
	His voice is higher than that.
	As you were editing it, I did this whole setup about how you get good at imitations or tations, if you will.
	Right.
	Because you sit with these things for hours editing them.
	And being good at it, if you will.
	Yeah, but it's atomy.
	Clearly.
	I got to watch Maddie Odell again.
	Which I would, because it's a good episode.
	Censored.tv.
	Wow, that flopped.
	I didn't know what you were even setting me up for.
	I was like, uh-oh.
	So we got this.
	How would he beat you up for imitating his voice?
	I don't know how things work over there.
	And I was just like, hi, I'm Maddie O'Dell.
	I just spit wine everywhere.
	All right.
	Look at this guy.
	It's funny how this guy doesn't give a shit.
	Fuck the world.
	And I spent about an hour and a half on my hair.
	Trump supporters here.
	How do you feel about this whole deal?
	Speechless, no words?
	Just the rally?
	Yeah, what are your feelings about President Trump?
	Well, I mean, we are one of those blue seats, but look at the guy in the background.
	He has a swastika on his jacket that's crossed out because he doesn't like Nazis.
	Way to think outside the box.
	Looks like it would be a lot of fun.
	How is that for Brave?
	Are you also anti-rape?
	You know what?
	If there was a bunch of fucking Nazis trying to take over Europe, I would want America to go in there and kill them all.
	That's how much I hate Nazis.
	I'd even work with stout.
	Blue states, but KMA County is a red county in a blue state, so it makes sense that he would do it here.
	So you're a Trump supporter?
	No.
	Okay, you don't like the guy?
	No.
	What do you think about his supporters, though?
	Overall, it's been pretty quiet and pretty peaceful, right?
	Yeah, for the most part.
	Do you have any contempt against the...
	Because he said nerds are fucking nerds, and losers are losers, and fat pigs are fat pigs.
	And we had hidden that.
	Indie rock, shoegazing music had taken away the jocks and the in-crowd.
	And now the nerds were cool.
	Started with Square Pegs, starring Sex in the Cities, Sarah Jessica Parker.
	And all of a sudden, the quarterback and the cheerleader were not the in-crowd.
	It was the freaks.
	And then we let the freaks run the show, and they started ruining everything.
	And then Trump came along and went, it's never really been the freaks.
	We've just been saying that.
	It's actually us, the jocks, the guys with the fucking blonde mullets and the wraparound sunglasses and the jet skis.
	And you're a fat pig who stuck a bunch of shit in his face and spent an hour and a half on his fucking hair.
	Fuck that.
	I'm a badass.
	No.
	You're a fat ass.
	Trump supporters or anything?
	No, they're people.
	We're all people.
	I have three supporters in my family.
	What is it that you think that you most dislike about Trump?
	Oh, man.
	The thing that I dislike about him the most?
	I think he's making our country look bad.
	That sounded kind of threatening.
	It was a little antagonistic, but whatever.
	You know, I don't like that Trump's making us look bad in front of wonderful places like San Francisco.
	I'm sorry, like Northern Europe.
	Yeah.
	Who's done such Belgium, Denmark, Scandinavia, Sweden, Norway?
	You've done such a great job with refugees and improving your country.
	I'd hate to be embarrassed around you.
	Canada, I'd hate to be embarrassed in front of Justin Trudeau and everything he's done for that country.
	The fucking billions of dollars he's pouring into media to make sure they give him a good story.
	fucking, uh, Ezra Levant wrote a book about Justin Trudeau, how much he sucks.
	And, um, the police came, Do you have this?
	Can we go off on a tangent here?
	Is that, oh.
	Wait, hold on one second.
	Where is it now?
	Yeah, it's one of the most fucked up things I've ever seen.
	He wrote a book called The Labranos, like a play on the Sopranos.
	And next thing you know, Canada's CIA has called him in to discuss it.
	Where did I put this?
	Did I put it in racism?
	Levant.
	Maybe women in their peers are real.
	Levant?
	No.
	Wait, where were you?
	I see Ezra's son.
	Yeah, it should be above that.
	Gotcha.
	How about that band Better Than Ezra?
	What's that about?
	They suck.
	The King of Getting Fired, Getting in Trouble?
	Yeah.
	Today we're here about Revel News.
	Oh, I know that.
	Go to the very beginning.
	Today we're here about Revel News.
	Cut me out.
	Oh, I know that.
	And I'm just asking you to confirm that not a single other loving book of Trudeau is being investigated.
	But once we're done, if you believe that there should be complaints that are...
	I'm not a bully and a censor.
	I'm not a bureaucrat looking to justify my budget like you.
	I go out and earn my living every day, fella.
	You call in authors to grill them about a book criticizing your boss.
	Think about who you are.
	We called the director of Rebel News Network Limited.
	who happens to be the author of the book.
	I think there's going to be...
	They told him he can't record in there, by the way, because it's a government building.
	But he recorded anyway.
	Because he's the king of get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
	And you're huge.
	It's an inspiration to me.
	Never stop fighting.
	I mean, but you are a bureaucrat.
	I go out there and I earn my living.
	Okay.
	Okay, fella.
	Didn't it seem like he actually hurt his feelings right there?
	Like the guy was like, fuck.
	We've had some arguments in the past where he'll end an email chain with, go fuck yourself, shithead.
	Really?
	Yeah, like I signed a contract with him that I would only do Miles for Rebel, and then I did it on Crowder's show.
	And he just goes, I thought we had a contract.
	And I go, no, no, that's for Rebel.
	I'm going to put on Rebel.
	And he goes, go fuck yourself, shithead.
	And part of me is, the Scottish part of me is like, I'm never speaking to you again.
	But with Ezra, you'd like, I don't know, you work it out.
	You kind of want him to be rude to you.
	I can't explain it.
	It's like a pit bull.
	Like, you let it, it bites you and you go, fuck.
	I think he got it back because when he went to you did the interview with him, as he was coming in, he had his briefcase on him and everything.
	You're like, well, Ezra, I see you're still a nerd.
	And it was the most cutting, mean thing.
	be a chapter in about you two fellas in the next edition Given your cops who got desk jobs and they're regretting it right now.
	They're like, I don't know what to say to this guy.
	Certainly do.
	We want more?
	No, you get the idea.
	It's really awesome.
	25-minute video.
	What's it called?
	25-minute video.
	It's called Hidden Camera.
	Police interrogated me about my Justin Trudeau book.
	They didn't know it.
	I wouldn't want to be embarrassed in front of Justin Trudeau, who sends the police to investigate authors who write bad things about him.
	I have something to debut.
	We're going way over time here.
	Ezra's seven-year-old son taught me a magic trick.
	Is it time-coded?
	No, here's what I want you to do.
	You have your phone?
	Okay.
	I'm going to look away, and you choose a number between 1 and 100, and you cube it.
	Are you smart enough to know what that means?
	Yes, you times it by itself.
	And then again.
	Oh, times it by itself.
	Yeah, squared is by itself.
	That's why there's a 2 for squared.
	Oh, cubed is 3.
	So 2 cubed is 2 times 2 is 4 times 2 is 8.
	Right, right, right.
	Okay?
	Yeah.
	So go to this camera with your phone.
	Okay, go to the camera.
	Go to the camera with the phone.
	This camera with your phone.
	Put in a number.
	Don't let me see the number.
	So it has between 1 and 100.
	How do I cube on here?
	Okay, so whatever number you chose, say it's 31, you go 31 times 31, and then whatever that number is, times 31.
	This is great for parties, okay.
	The cube root of 64.
	You just gave me the number.
	Oh, wait, is that the number?
	64?
	No, no, no.
	Choose a number between 1 and 100.
	Any number.
	99, 1, 36, any number.
	Multiply it by itself, and then by that number again.
	So say it's 31.
	31 times 31, which would give you like 93 times 31.
	Are you showing them the original number?
	Yes.
	It'll auto-focus.
	This is a huge number, and I don't know.
	This is a Huge number and I don't know how you're going to get it.
	Exactly.
	Okay.
	It's 300,763.
	Wait, did you show them the original number?
	No.
	Okay, do it again and show them the original number.
	Jesus Christ, why is this so fucking complicated?
	So show them the number, say it's 31, you let the camera focus on the 31.
	And then you go 31 times 31 times 30.
	So this is a new one here.
	200,074, 625.
	Wait.
	Can I show the number?
	Okay, so 274625?
	Yes.
	274625.
	Wow, that's a tough one.
	Okay.
	Ready for this?
	Yes.
	Five and then kill those.
	27465.
	Wow.
	That's correct.
	That's very strange.
	Look at the smile.
	That really is fun, huh?
	Yeah, here's the key, folks.
	Show them that video.
	Okay.
	Only...
	The last number of the thing is always the same as the original one, except for 8 and 7, 2, and 3.
	Here, I'll let them show the video pretty quickly.
	Oh, yeah, they couldn't hear me from the mics.
	It's a fun party trick.
	We're an hour or seven minutes.
	I know.
	And you look so smart when you see a crazy number, like 274,625, and you just sit there at the bar.
	It should be at a bar.
	And you're like, 65.
	In this video, I'm going to teach you how you can calculate cube roots in your head.
	why would you ever want to do this the education secretary nikki morgan was recently on tv and put on Skip ahead.
	Remember the last digit.
	And you don't have to remember the cubes.
	You don't have to do the cubes.
	You don't have to memorize them.
	You just go in your head, like say it was 342.
	You go 6 times 6 is 36.
	Times 6 is going to be like about 180, 100 and maybe 200.
	And then you know that's going to be less than 343.
	39,304.
	The first thing I want you to do is look at the last digit.
	The last digit of 39,304 is 4, which we're going to put in a box.
	So we look up 4 in the last digit, and that corresponds to the number 4.
	So we write down the number 4.
	The next step is we ignore the last three digits of our number.
	So in 39,304, we're going to just ignore the 304.
	And now we want to find the closest cube without going over.
	So 39 is between 27 and 64.
	So it's 3.
	So it's actually closest to 27 without going over, which means it's closest to the cube of 3.
	And that gives us the other part of our answer, which is 3.
	Anyway, so here we have it.
	That's just evidence that Ezra is a wonderful dad, because this fucking kid is that smart.
	I don't know if it's good for a kid to be that smart.
	Like, if a kid looks at 274,625 and goes 65, some crazy Haitian voodoo woman is going to go, it's good for a guy wearing a suit in a bar.
	All right, sorry, let's get back to your video.
	Okie.
	Our video.
	Ryan on the streets, YouTube.
	Yeah, I had to lie to them and tell him Ryan on the streets on YouTube.
	About to lie?
	This is our segment, Ryan on the Streets.
	Yes, that is true.
	Yes, of course.
	What do you like most about Trump?
	You know, I appreciate...
	You know what I'm saying?
	I like the anti-political correctness sort of stance he's been taking because I just can't stand that nowadays.
	That's basically it, though.
	Do you have a lot of friends?
	Ladies, marry this man.
	We found you a man, single ladies.
	Like, no bullshit, bare bones.
	I'm not going to lie to you and pretend I understand foreign policy, but I think that politics is downstream from the culture and he's done with political correctness.
	And I feel like that's going to benefit us more than most things.
	That guy can fix a car.
	That don't like Trump.
	I have a lot of friends within the mixed area.
	A lot of my friends originally began big Trump guys.
	Back in 2016, we were big, big, big Trump guys.
	You know what I'm saying?
	So like little on later on in life, a few years going by, even myself, I'm not the biggest Trump guy.
	Granted, I'm wearing a shirt, but I'm not the biggest Trump guy in the world.
	I'm really, really not, especially when it comes to the bump stock ban and whatnot like that.
	But even knowing that, though, I still have to say with the other competitors that are going on right now, the other candidates, I still have to stand with Trump, man.
	I still have to.
	What could you expect more out of Trump that he's not doing?
	I'll say this right now.
	I just want to try and protect American rights.
	That's what I want to say at least.
	At the very least, protect American rights.
	That's it.
	Constitution.
	Yeah, really.
	Yeah, uphold the Constitution.
	That's the basic thing I could possibly say as of right now.
	You know what I'm saying?
	Foreign relations, it's very difficult.
	It's a very muddled-down situation.
	It's very, very difficult.
	But just right now, let's stay the bare bones.
	Just protect American rights, man.
	That's all I got to say as of right now.
	I appreciate it.
	Do you think he's Scottish?
	No.
	I think his ethnicity is probably English Protestant.
	But he's probably been here.
	I smell like four generations.
	Because that accent, it's like, it sounds Chicago-y, but it also sounds kind of like a Scottish.
	Do you call a Scottish accent a brogue?
	Oh, shut up, Detective Shitty.
	Move forward.
	Thank you very much.
	Enjoy your day.
	That's beautiful.
	We came across.
	Huh?
	Nice B-roll.
	Thanks.
	You're in BTK.
	Do you want to keep this behind the paywall?
	I want people at YouTube to be angry at me for saying, let's not give them everything, but I think we shouldn't give them everything.
	Oh, that's a fun idea.
	Yeah, we usually go to call this.
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	We're about to take some calls.
	We're going to finish watching Ryan's footage.
	And we're also going to encourage you to, as we saw with Ezra Levant, taping the police, get fired.
	Get in trouble.
	Be brave.

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