Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E115 - TRASH CULTURE [2020-01-22 - S02E115 - TRASH CULTURE]

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Jan. 22, 2020 - Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes

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S02E115 - TRASH CULTURE [2020-01-22 - S02E115 - TRASH CULTURE]

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	I waited all my time to talk to you.
	I put you down where you belong, but I'll never talk to you.
	Pretty intense jam when you're 19 and you're making a mixtape for a chick and you guys have broken up and you put that on there.
	It's over.
	You dumped me.
	And I don't even want you back.
	I'm never talking to you again.
	Guys, teenagers, if there's any teenagers watching this and you break up with a girl, don't send her anything.
	Don't say, I ain't missing you at all, like that John Waite song.
	It's done.
	Here's what you do.
	Here's how to handle relationships, gentlemen.
	Hey, um, I gotta be honest, when I went back home for Thanksgiving, I kissed this...
	There's no negotiating.
	Oh, just stop.
	It's like when someone says this trilogy, did you hear what Retard Ryan just said?
	So I get up to make a point that the second there's any infidelity or if she says, I'm having doubts about this relationship or we need a break or whatever, just but he looks at me and he goes, you have to poo?
	I'm just concerned.
	I don't know.
	Even the word poo.
	You mean take a shit?
	Daddy have to make a poo-poo?
	Fucking emoji, boy.
	Daddy, you have to make a poo-poo today.
	It's been a while for that one.
	Yeah.
	That's an oldie but a goodie I've forgotten about.
	Ah shit, this blazer is too short.
	Nice pocket square, though.
	Yeah, I'm not bananas about this outfit.
	Ryan just put this in my pocket at the 11th hour, which is weird.
	And is your shirt untucked?
	Yep.
	Is it an untuckable?
	No, I'm not falling for that bullshit.
	I have normal-sized shirts.
	Untuckable.
	What a revolution.
	It's a shirt that's not too long.
	Wow.
	What I hate about his shirt.
	Those exist, dude.
	Does he have a copyright on that?
	Because I've got plenty shirts like that.
	I hate the label on it.
	Like, they have to advertise that it's an untuck.
	Oh, yeah, it's got the little thing in the corner.
	I'm thinking outside the box.
	No, you're just casually dressed.
	What a revolution in shirts.
	But they're making money and whatever.
	They're employing people.
	None of my fucking beeswax.
	So, Never Talking to You Again by Hoosker Dew was from the album Zen Arcade, which is a pretty intense album.
	This blazer is going to bother me the whole show.
	There, that's much better.
	And that's, I realize when we say it, all week, we're going to have acoustic songs by hardcore bands.
	Soft music from hard rockers.
	But then we can't do a show on Friday.
	We can't do real music on Friday.
	Thursday, sorry.
	So that's only really three songs.
	And then I don't feel like continuing this to next week, so we're done.
	What if I redid the free speech theme with my acoustic?
	What?
	I just said we only have room for three songs.
	And you're like, what if I added a song?
	Well, you know, the free show.
	I cover acoustic songs.
	Oh, I gotcha.
	Yeah, that's a good idea.
	Cool.
	But I would also, I'd like to bid adieu to some soft hard songs.
	Soft songs by hardcore bands.
	And if you just bear with me, I'll go through this as quickly as possible because the odds of you sharing my taste in music are one in 56.
	Conflict.
	These things take time.
	Conflict were an anarcho-punk band inspired by Krass, early 80s.
	I think they went all the way to the 90s.
	And basically, it's just a guy screaming stuff about the guns in the streets.
	And the music's really fast and intense.
	And it's just like men and women reading essays at the top of their lungs about anarchy and animal rights.
	And it's kind of funny because they have one song where the code is cut.
	And it's about abortion and how wrong it is.
	Because they're so vegan animal rights.
	And there's a few other bands like that, Earth Crisis and Flatfoot 56.
	Actually, Flatfoot 56 are Christian.
	But Earth Crisis, they get so into rights, life rights, that they go, hey, I don't want you killing mice or human beings.
	So the Cordus Cut comes on.
	But they have this one song, These Things Take Time.
	And it's a reggae jammon that gets heavy.
	Let's hear a little piece of that, shall we?
	This is These Things Take Time.
	No, start at the very beginning.
	Have you been playing it this whole time?
	Should people hear me?
	Everybody knows she's going to mash up the country.
	The mad lady, what we're going to do about this mad lady, she's going to mash up the country.
	They're talking about Margaret Thatcher, which I don't get.
	Anarcho.
	She privatized Britain.
	She ended the unions.
	That's less government.
	Why does anarchists...
	Can you explain that to me, please?
	Most anarchists today hate capitalism and love communism.
	Can we get some dictionaries Up in this bitch.
	So it's kind of cool here.
	We have to abolish apartheid.
	It's funny hearing these songs in this day and age.
	Free Mandela.
	but just jump to the end No, that's fine.
	It's kind of a new type of music.
	Like, how does the fuck does he remember these lyrics?
	His name's Colin.
	I met him a couple times.
	At the CVGB final closing, and he was so nervous.
	Yeah, I'd be nervous too if every song has 3,000 words in it.
	Okay, that's enough of that.
	Next one I was going to play during Soft Music by Hard Bands is Operation Ivy's Bad Town.
	This was Rancid's previous band starring, the fuck's his name?
	My mind just went blank.
	Tim Armstrong.
	My friend Aiden went to jail because they had this song called Caution.
	Caution is a word that I can't understand.
	And he wrote it in cement because they just laid the sidewalk.
	And he was like, caution.
	Like, usually just write your name.
	But he was like, caution is a word that I can't understand.
	Because it said caution above the wet cement.
	And it took him like 20 minutes.
	And when he looked up, there was two cops just standing there like this.
	They threw him in jail.
	So many good fucking songs on this album.
	It's spooky.
	Spooky.
	These are good songs to put on a mix.
	Do you kids still do mixes?
	When you want to break?
	Like, it's been too intense for a while.
	You don't do mixes anymore?
	We do, we hit the radio option, so it's a playlist.
	That's not what I'm talking about.
	Like, when I was very young, we'd make mixed cassettes and trade them with people all over the world and then eventually give them to girls.
	And then we'd make burn CDs, give those to friends and girls.
	I used to love that.
	And now what do they do?
	It's over.
	Send them your Spotify list?
	That's so easy, though, that I don't think a girl would be impressed.
	It's not like the radio.
	That's like saying, hey, I was listening to the radio.
	You should check it out.
	Check out the radio.
	Hey, you want to see how much I love you?
	Listen to some shit.
	Hey, listen to some songs.
	I like songs.
	This is a particularly romantic algorithm that I thought you might enjoy.
	That's a good job, Jam, Jom.
	Also, from, so Lars Fredrickson, who was in Rancid, has a song called The Viking from his solo album, which I'm convinced Tim Armstrong, the guy who just wrote that song you just heard, I think he wrote all of Lars' songs.
	Because he's never done anything before or since.
	Just like Courtney Love.
	She's dating...
	She was like, Olympia, I got tons of jams.
	And then poof, nothing.
	My name is Lars.
	I'm from Campbell, California.
	You might know that by now.
	I'm of Danish dispatch.
	I've been shot at!
	I've been raped and abused.
	For that, I'm proud.
	I did all your coke.
	I haven't seen him for a while.
	Lost a brother.
	Still got a mother.
	I ain't motherless.
	I ain't motherless.
	There's one line in this song where he goes, and I turned tricks for a thrill.
	Pardon es moi?
	What does that mean?
	Like I fucked a rich lady?
	A rich woman paying for sex for young men?
	Well, not really.
	Does turning a trick mean like trick means you sucked a dick?
	No, turning a trick means I'm a prostitute and I did a service.
	Like that's a trick.
	A trick is quojob or whatever for money.
	Turning tricks is making money having sex.
	Laris, did you...
	Spin it on horns.
	Ooh, you've been divorced.
	Alright, that's enough of an ass.
	It's a good jam.
	Turn the trick.
	Back in the day, did it used to have like a different etymology?
	Well, he's like my age, so there's no back in the day.
	Well, what does it say there?
	Well, crafty or underhanded service maneuver stratagem or like the intended to deceive or cheat artifice.
	Ruse Wild.
	Oh, so.
	Why don't you pull it up, dude?
	It's got some old-timey things.
	And then it probably changed over the years.
	Okay, because I'm turning tricks over here.
	What are you doing?
	Kiddo?
	Something like that.
	But like, do you think he would put in a song?
	I was tricky at one time.
	Pulled a visual trick.
	But look up like Turning Tricks Prostitute.
	That's actually the first one that comes up here.
	Let me see the first one.
	Turning tricks.
	What a prostitute does, selling sex for money and they're like, wow, the trick is the job.
	Or a John pays for sex.
	Yeah, that's what everyone knows it as.
	No one goes like, I did Coke.
	I was shot at.
	I did a card trick.
	Is this your card?
	Yeah, it was.
	Amused a lot of people at that particular party.
	I was shot at.
	I did three card Monty.
	I was raped.
	I lost my best friend.
	I lived on the streets.
	I also had that little nugget thing with the coconut shells.
	And people said it was this one, but it was this one.
	I palmed it, and it was actually in my hand.
	I participated in shenaniganery.
	I was in a gang.
	I went to prison.
	I did this thing with my thumb.
	What looks like my thumb came off, but I just bent it down and had this other thumb bent to make it look like one thumb, a long thumb.
	I pull coins from out your ear.
	No, I only have a dime.
	That works.
	I only got a dime, man.
	I only got a dime.
	Did I change?
	No, but I got an ear.
	This is a good trick for kids.
	You take two quarters, I only have one dime, right?
	And when they're not looking, put the dime in your ear, right?
	And make sure that ear is away from them.
	You see, that's in my ear?
	You put that away from them, and then you've got your other quarter or dime.
	And you go, hey guys, watch this.
	Nothing up my sleeve, nothing up my sleeve.
	And you do all that, and then you put it in your mouth, and then you show them that you don't have it anywhere.
	And then you just go, keep putting your mouth, put it on your cheek or something.
	And then you just go, wait, what's this?
	And you can do like professional magician level sleight of the hand because it isn't a sleight of the hand.
	And then just schnoomp.
	Sleight of ear.
	And it freaks them the fuck out.
	Very cool.
	You can do it to humans too.
	Seven seconds.
	I just got reminded.
	My son, my seven-year-old, I hate showing pictures of him because there's so many psychos out there, but this picture is so good.
	Maybe I'll risk it.
	This is the chip on the shoulder?
	Yeah.
	He was eating salt and vinegar chips from a bowl, and I was like, eat them with your hands.
	Stop doing it.
	Because he was just going.
	And I go, stop doing that.
	How should I send this to you?
	Oh, I got my Wi-Fi open.
	Oh, I got my Wi-Fi open.
	I'll email it.
	All right.
	So anyway, I freaked out because I go, holy crap, you have a chip on your shoulder.
	You literally have a chip on your shoulder, which he did.
	From going like this, one of them fell, a little tiny piece of a chip fell on his shoulder and he didn't realize it.
	So I called my wife and I go, get in here.
	You got blobs.
	You got to see this.
	And then I go, check it out.
	She goes, I don't see it.
	And I go, he has a chip on his shoulder.
	And then we both start laughing and pointing.
	And then he started to go, because he thought we were laughing at him.
	Like, ha ha, you loser bitch.
	Why don't you get my emails?
	They go to the North Pole first?
	Yep.
	That's so irritating.
	Hey, technology man.
	Wait, go to all inboxes.
	Why are you looking at one inbox?
	It's still not there.
	Dear, whoever is in charge of technology on Earth...
	I got my airdrop.
	I don't understand why emails don't instantly appear on my...
	The guy is...
	This is taking way too long to be interesting.
	He's got to edit some of those.
	I got divorced!
	So did 50% of the population.
	I'm not going to worry.
	Just about ready there, Rye Guy?
	Oh, you're hiding his face?
	Look at that.
	That's not as funny.
	You got to show his face because he doesn't understand why I'm taking the picture.
	It's a little bull cut.
	You have a fucking chip on your shoulder.
	I didn't say fucking.
	But we laughed our asses off.
	And then I had to tell him, no, no, no, no, no.
	We're not laughing at you.
	Chip on your shoulder.
	I had to explain the whole thing.
	Because he does have a chip on his shoulder.
	He's that look on his face like, am I part of this joke?
	Are we all having fun?
	Are you laughing at me or with me?
	What's going on here?
	Seven seconds, seminal, very positive 80s hardcore band.
	Cowbell.
	Wait, maybe it's coming back.
	Shh.
	Best part.
	pastels on your album.
	Oh slap bass count.
	Oh, yeah.
	What a jam that is.
	That's a great one.
	Also, Minor Threat, Salad Days.
	This is like all these bands, these hardcore bands, they're just like, let's go as fast as possible.
	And then they start getting good and getting good at it, if you will.
	And they make good songs.
	and being good at it, if you will.
	music
	I took bass lessons for a while.
	It's too hard.
	That was pretty easy.
	If you can't do bass, you don't got it.
	What is that bomb?
	Sounds like a belt, like a proper belt.
	Yeah.
	Like some sort of churchy thing.
	What?
	What a damn.
	Anyway, that's a great song because he talks about the salad days.
	And that's the thing.
	With punk rock, and I think with everything, when you're in a scene or you're doing a thing, skateboarding, fucking, I'm sure, skiing, anything, and you talk to people slightly older than you, they talk about the salad days and how, oh, you should have been here in the 80s, or you should have been here in the 70s, or you should have been here in the 60s.
	Should have been here in the early aughts.
	Oh, especially New York City.
	New York City changes every 10 years.
	And the people from the old 10 years are always telling the people from the new 10 years, oh, man, you don't even know what it was like.
	Oh, New York in the 90s.
	Oh, fuck.
	Or the mixtape stuff you just brought up, too.
	It's like...
	Yeah.
	But it was.
	That particular thing was.
	You admitted it.
	That's kind of different because I'm talking about a thing people used to do that has been erased.
	And this is when people talk about salad days with a scene, they're always actually I'm about to do it.
	That's on my to-do list.
	So maybe I'm about to be guilty of salad days.
	But the point is, in that song, he goes, it's a lie.
	It's all a lie.
	The salad days were not better.
	Although I'm about to contradict that lie because I never said I was consistent.
	I don't know this.
	A decade of punk in Washington.
	Docu Tsadaka.
	Yeah, you know why Washington is so photogenic and videogenic and easy to document?
	Because they were all rich kids of politicians and professors.
	Like I know that Ian is a normal dude or HR or whatever.
	Yeah, Ian was a rich kid.
	They all had dark rooms in their basement.
	That's why there's all these awesome pictures of the Bad Brains.
	Anyway, that brings me to the last song, which is by the Bad Brains, who you just saw.
	Sacred Love.
	He was in jail and he called in this song from the jail phone.
	He was in jail.
	have this awesome chunky Palm muting.
	Palm muting?
	Oh, yeah.
	You put your hand over it if you play a thing?
	Yeah, you put your little palm there so that way it kind of like makes it like a chunky.
	Like a chunky.
	Oh, I didn't know that.
	Anyway, that's it.
	They have another song called Secret 77 that back in when I was a young man, that song was gay, but I don't want to use the word gay.
	It was not punk, not hardcore.
	So you would lift up the needle and just go over that song and not listen to it because it was against the rules.
	Not only the rules, but like the culture.
	How freak he was.
	A secret salad.
	He survived.
	It's kind of like a jam.
	I love it.
	This is what they wanted to do, I think.
	And then hardcore was big in DC, so they reluctantly made hardcore that they didn't really enjoy.
	This probably inspired Deftones.
	But the reason I'm off on this tangent is because I was boxing today.
	And fuck, I had an energy drink.
	I was like, I'm sick of losing.
	And, you know, I drink beers at night.
	So I'm not a morning guy, but I box in the morning.
	So you're getting me at my worst.
	And I'm sick of these guys kicking the shit out of me.
	So I thought, I'll have an energy drink and kick their ass.
	Not the smartest move.
	Because you have this cocaine super up and then you're down.
	And the super up does not last long.
	So I'm in the ring with this guy, Tommy, the same guy you saw last week in my how to box video.
	So he's very good.
	And the problem with him is he comes at you like a Zamboni.
	And you're supposed to, when people do that, you're supposed to either push them back or hit and pivot and then get them on the side.
	Do that with a Zamboni.
	Okay?
	Pivot out of the way of a Zamboni, especially when it just goes and turns with you.
	What the fuck am I supposed to do?
	So I just keep hitting it and hitting it as it comes at me.
	It's like the blob.
	Anyway, I was like a ninja going, thanks to that energy drink.
	And it was like he was punching me in slow motion.
	And I would just go, and then I was laughing.
	I was like, you can't hit me.
	This is all within the first 20 seconds of a three minute round.
	And then he sees a pattern where I do this thing where I go up and then try to make it a left hook on the way up.
	And he just goes, nails me.
	I hit the ground, actually.
	Like I had to put a foot down.
	And then after that, I was just fucking exhausted.
	Anyway, so we all do that.
	We're joking around.
	I'm obviously the most inexperienced guy there.
	And I say to the guys who've been doing it for decades, good.
	That was great in there.
	You're getting your confidence up.
	You're breathing.
	Breathe.
	Another trick I like to do, you're always wanting the round to be over, right?
	So like after 20 seconds and down, everything's gravy.
	It's sort of like in class, remember, where you would look at the clock and you'd be like, okay, I can't look at the clock.
	I can't look at the clock.
	And then it would go to like, okay, I have to peek.
	And it would be 10 after.
	You'd go, are you fucking kidding me?
	And then you just kept pushing and pushing and trying not to look at the clock till it get to, it got to half past.
	Now we're good.
	Because half past, it's basically 45.
	It's only 15 minutes to 45.
	And then 45, that's nothing.
	That's smooth sailing.
	So you're basically, just like when you would pray your way through class, you're basically trying to get to the 45 mark with the minute hand.
	And so 30, everyone's like, you're not supposed to look at the clock because it looks, makes you look weak, but you'll see people peering at the clock like, is this fucking thing going to end?
	And then when it's down to like 30 minutes, 30 seconds, 20 seconds, I go, minute 10, guys, minute 10.
	And you can see them, no matter how good they are, just sort of go, are you fucking kidding me?
	Another minute.
	I thought we were done.
	Anyway, I know this is a, I'm trying to make a point.
	Believe it or not, this entire intro is a point.
	One point.
	In fact, I think we should call the show Mosh Pit or something.
	So I fight those three guys.
	Took some blows to the head.
	I think I'm getting pugilistic dementia.
	Like I've been getting days wrong and stuff.
	I think I'm getting dumber, which is good because I'm so intelligent that I don't have a lot of people I can relate to.
	And the dumber I get, soon Ryan will be like an inspiration.
	Like he'll go, you have to poo.
	And I'll go, I don't got a poo-poo.
	You have to poo-poo.
	You can just chill.
	What does pugilistic mean?
	I don't know what pugilistic means.
	Well, I'll Google it.
	What's pugilism?
	It's when you love pugs.
	You have a pet pug, you bring it to dog shows.
	Well, Merriam-Webster got it all wrong.
	Boxing.
	Oh, just one word.
	Anyway, so then after that round, the sadistic coach, who sometimes when he says shit, you probably haven't seen this, but there's a movie with Sally Field where she holds up this sign that just says strike.
	And it was huge in the 70s.
	And I want to do another boxing video where I recreate that scene.
	Versus Union.
	Union.
	Yeah.
	Where I just go, I should write strike, though.
	Anyway, where he's like, okay, guys, just a couple more rounds.
	I want to see you.
	And I just sort of stand on the couch with that sign, strike.
	I guess I have to say union.
	That's not as funny, though.
	Just do it.
	Do you have the video?
	Yeah.
	This is me at the gym when they say, okay, just a couple more rounds on the wall bag.
	You know what?
	I'm not doing a couple more rounds on the fucking wall bag.
	I box three different guys.
	We hit the heavy bag for three rounds.
	Double-ended bag.
	I'm not throwing a fucking medicine ball around.
	I'll make a pin like that.
	There you go.
	Yeah, we're going to.
	Join.
	Join industrial workers of the world or some shit.
	That's the one guy who's sick of doing fucking rounds too.
	Then I'm going to stand on the couch by the rings and just hold that up.
	Don't wear a bra.
	I won't wear a bra.
	And then I'll have guys just like with their teeth taking off their Velcro things on their gloves, like undoing their wraps, throwing them on the ground.
	This is why liberals suck today.
	Because back when this was a valid point, they got it stuck in their craw.
	And now that unions are destroying entire sectors and fucking bloated public unions like the teachers union are ruining education, they're like, but Sally Field!
	Sally Field was sick of working in a factory.
	Yeah, where'd all our factories go, you stupid bitches?
	Ever heard of the Rust Belt?
	Thanks.
	Hey, unions, thanks for Detroit.
	Anyway, sorry.
	Still haven't got to my point.
	So I'm hitting the heavy bag with these guys.
	The same, I fought three guys, but two of the guys I fought were all hitting the heavy bag together.
	Nude, kissing.
	No.
	What?
	And as I'm hitting it, I realize that a big part of this sport, sweet science, is the brotherhood, the camaraderie, the bonding, and the violence is part of it too.
	The getting punched in the head.
	Like that guy just punched me in the head and here we are friends again.
	And I'm sure it's a glimmer.
	I'm not purporting to know what it's like to be a soldier, but they talk about, I miss my boys, I miss my buddies.
	You know, I feel I have guilt, survivor's guilt.
	I wish I could go back in there.
	And it's very important that a man bonds.
	And this is why I started Proud Boys.
	This is why men's clubs used to be ubiquitous up until those cunt feminists you just saw ruined it.
	Gloria Steinem ruined clubs in the 80s.
	Before that, before the mid-80s, clubs everywhere.
	No one's dad was not in a club.
	It didn't have to be religious.
	It didn't have to be the Knights of Columbus.
	It could be the Elk's Lodge.
	It could be the Water Buffaloes.
	Remember Fred and Barney Flintstone?
	Well, Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.
	And it wasn't so much what we were doing and the rituals there.
	It was just like men hanging with men, being masculine and not thinking about fucking all the time and not having to be polite, not pulling out chairs and making fart jokes and talking about sex and saying like, fuck, I got to get laid more.
	Or being around a kid who isn't getting laid and going, dude, you got to get laid more.
	What's going on with you?
	And when you take that away, you take away masculinity.
	And yes, you make some good headway in destroying the patriarchy.
	But as we said yesterday, the patriarchy is what makes women safe.
	It's what makes children safe.
	It's what makes oppressed minorities safe.
	Nowhere are trannies safer than under the patriarchy.
	Cis white males protect trannies better than anyone.
	And for the record, some trannies are being killed.
	They're safer than we are.
	About 1.8 per 100,000 trannies get killed.
	The national average is more like 2.6 per 100,000.
	So they're doing just fine.
	But if you want to look into it, it's mostly the black drug dealers that they seem invariably, inevitably attracted to.
	But you want to get rid of us.
	You're going to make a mistake.
	And as I was doing this, I was like, this is a big part of why I'm here, is the camaraderie.
	And there are sometimes chicks there, but see them hit the heavy bag.
	Boop, boop.
	I mean, don't get me wrong.
	There are some amazing female boxers.
	They're either black or Puerto Rican, but when the white girls and the moms come in, boop, boop, boop, you're like, I could put my actual scrotum in between your boxing glove and the bag and be fine.
	And it reminded me of hardcore, growing up, listening to hardcore.
	And I'm not doing a salad dates because I'm sure there's still hardcore shows, but just being in the mosh pit with those dudes and we'd be covered in sweat, punching each other, thrashing into each other, smashing.
	Sometimes skinheads would come and punch us while we were in there, Nazi skinheads, but that was just like an unfortunate side thing.
	It wasn't the end of the world.
	And you'd be bleeding and stuff.
	And I was remembering, I'm sure I told you this about this before, but we had a song called Diarrhea, my band, Einos Chinook.
	And it was tequila.
	Tequila.
	So we did it faster, not much faster.
	And then I would put my mic out and everyone would go, diarrhea.
	And I remember looking at their faces, and it was like golf ball eyes and sweat, and they were maniacal.
	It almost freaked me out.
	I almost sort of pulled back the mic.
	I like how the only thing on YouTube for my band is our worst show ever and our shittiest song.
	Poor skin?
	Yes.
	This is when those guys were getting all finagly with their guitars, and everything had to be a 10-part rhapsody.
	Anyway, I realize now that the reason they were screaming diarrhea like that is because this was just some good old-fashioned, retarded fun.
	There was no point to it.
	It was just pure retardation.
	That's a good clip to show.
	Wait, go back to what you just had.
	Yeah, stage diving, screaming, falling, getting bloody.
	And a big part of moshing, by the way, was when someone falls.
	Look at that stupid chick there.
	When someone falls, you would scoop down with your arm and pick them up.
	In fact, me and that guy who got arrested for writing caution, him and I would just be spazzes.
	As we got older and we became the old guys at the club, we would just be spazzes and keep falling all the time.
	So the Mosh Pit have to keep picking us up constantly and we'd be going, thanks, Plop, thanks, Plop, thanks.
	This was a weird New York thing, the swinging windmill arms that never really caught on anywhere else.
	What the fuck are you doing, dude?
	And those weird kicks.
	I'm much older than these people, so we were closer to, we were closer to, like, pogoing and slam dancing.
	Anyway, it's all a long-winded way of saying that this war on masculinity is dangerous and wrong, and it's polluting men's minds.
	And again, I'm not sitting here saying we're being prevented from crossburning or gang rape or anything.
	I'm just talking about shit where we weren't hurting anyone.
	We were being left alone.
	We had men's clubs.
	We have boxing.
	We had moshing.
	And it's really, really important for especially young men.
	When you're 14, your fucking libido is a curse.
	You walk around with a boner everywhere.
	And to be able to just get your mind off of that, hang with some dudes who have the same trouble with you and just let out some aggression.
	Tonight I'm going to grind and let out all the aggression.
	Well, all right, that's what I need.
	That was a Montreal band called Scum.
	I bet you can't find that.
	Scum band.
	Montreal?
	Yeah.
	Born Too Soon?
	Click on Born Too Soon.
	It's not going to come up.
	Yeah, it's just the song list.
	That's the album I was talking about.
	It's weird how every single thing in the fucking world is on the internet.
	But there's a scene in Force Majeure.
	Remember that awesome movie I told you about, the Swedish movie about the death of masculinity?
	And it's probably in the trailer.
	I got a song by Scum.
	What is it?
	Home Away From Home?
	This was a black guy singing with a really weird anal voice.
	I think their whole discog was usually.
	SCUM was the acronym for our police force, like, Securitaire de Communité d'Urbaine de Montréal.
	Hmm.
	I'm a folk professor here to give you a story How you get low Money, a gun, cheap It's an acquired tape.
	But in the 80s, with Canadian hardcore, there's a thing with purposely whiny voices.
	It might have come from Jello by Aphra.
	Anyway, in the trailer for Force Majeeur, which Julia Louise Dreyfus is about to ruin with her fucking cuck co-star Will Farrell, he gets stranded outside the apartment and she won't let him in.
	Wait, is that downhill or Force Majeure?
	Jesus, it's exactly the same frame by frame.
	I wonder if they shot it in the same place.
	Just pause.
	How shit has Hollywood become?
	It's either a superhero sequel or a frame by frame rip-off of a successful European film.
	Write a fucking movie.
	Remakes her comic book movies.
	So keep going.
	He gets locked out of the hotel room.
	So he gets locked out and there are these guys screaming their heads off and they seem to be like Swedish teens or something, early 20s.
	Is that not in there?
	They're fucking wasted.
	They're spraying beer everywhere.
	And is it not?
	I'm not preparing this very well.
	There.
	There, you had it.
	It's only a second.
	This is exactly what I'm talking about.
	I don't know how long we've been talking now, half an hour?
	This is the point I was getting to.
	Men need this.
	We need to be stupid assholes.
	Now, I don't know if that movie is mocking these guys, but if they are, they're wrong.
	Those guys aren't hurting anyone.
	We need to go.
	Like we're genetically designed to be conquering other tribes.
	And you took that away from us.
	Probably good.
	I don't want to die in a stupid war.
	But it's still in our DNA to fight.
	And we've come up with substitutes, screaming and yelling and pouring beer on each other at a ski resort, boxing, men's clubs, moshing.
	Leave that alone.
	It's like my boy's teacher saying he's been boxing in class.
	I'm like, did he punch anyone?
	No, no.
	Just like going like this.
	Yeah.
	It's called being a boy.
	I have another friend at my kids' previous school.
	She gets a call from the teachers and they say, yeah, he's really badly behaved.
	He's all over the place.
	He can't pay attention.
	He's rambunctious is now a negative term.
	When I was young, if your boy wasn't rambunctious, you were worried.
	That's a Concern.
	The second question is: Is he into show tunes?
	Oh, I want to talk about that too.
	And so they said to her, So we're going to have to penalize him for being a boy.
	You know, he's seven years old and he doesn't want to sit in a fucking chair and listen to me blather on about marks for some reason.
	He must be weird.
	So they, what are you looking up?
	In Train Dabusan, the baseball club were the ones that did the most damage.
	Okay, good to know.
	That is in the little men's club.
	Great.
	Oh, so you're saying that men's clubs are negatively portrayed in Chinese media?
	Korean.
	No, they actually did the best.
	What do you mean?
	There were rowdy teens that were just making noise.
	They're like, yeah, like before anything, any zombies happened, it's a zombie movie.
	And they just start whipping ass because they're a rowdy unit of young men.
	All right.
	When I'm just discussing true things, you can't bring in fiction as an example.
	I didn't interject.
	I was just looking it up to see if there was a good clip.
	So the school says to him, we have to penalize him for being rambunctious.
	However, if you can take him to a psychiatrist and say prove he has or get diagnosed with ADHD, well, then we can't do shit because it's a disease and he won't be penalized.
	So she goes, okay, well, I guess that's good.
	I take my son to some expensive analysis, $3,000, and then he doesn't get a D. So I'll take that extortion deal.
	And then when they go to the psychiatrist, what does he say?
	Adderall?
	Ridalin, but yes.
	Yes, your son has ADHD.
	I'm going to prescribe Adderall, which is amphetamine sulfate, amphetamines, speed.
	Riddlin is same thing.
	It's just speed.
	I'm going to prescribe speed to your son.
	In other words, the state has said, make your seven-year-old boy into a drug addict.
	And what it does, it makes these guys catatonic.
	If they have any kind of, you know, extra energy and they take Ritalin, they're just sort of...
	I was on Riddle as a kid.
	I remember that.
	Really?
	I remember over-exaggerating.
	You mean exaggerating?
	Yes.
	But even a step above that, it was like, no, it's still exaggerating.
	There's no such thing as 110%.
	But I remember I took the pill and then I remember going, ugh.
	And then I just felt like immediately after I took the pill, my mom was like, no, we're getting you off of this.
	She fell for it.
	She thought that as soon as I take the pill and I just start stumbling around, oh, you were lying.
	Yeah.
	I just didn't want to take it.
	You know, that's not how pills work.
	This dude, Tucker's producer showed me this thing that he won't show me any more of because they still want to do it and he doesn't want me to scoop him.
	Because we know how Tucker Carlson's watching every move we make here on Get Off My Lawn.
	But it's a fucking pill.
	It says, do you have trouble getting your kid out of your teen out of bed in the morning?
	Is he a dude?
	Is he a dude?
	So it's Adderall wrapped in a coating of like time-released fucking amber.
	So you give it to your kid at bedtime.
	The exterior coating takes seven hours to be digested.
	I mean, it's probably a pretty fat pill.
	And then they wake up at seven, boing.
	High out of their fucking minds on speed.
	Yeah, you got them out of bed.
	You gave them drugs.
	I've done Adderall a bunch of times.
	There was no point where I took Adderall where I wasn't saying, this is a wild ride.
	Holy shit.
	Like when I ran that ad agency, I would take half a pill or a quarter pill and have a coffee.
	I'd write 650,000 emails.
	And then I'd come over to him like around 11 a.m. and go, this is a real wild ride.
	Like kids are on, I think it's more intense than Coke.
	It's way more intense than Coke.
	So what if we were feeding kids Coke?
	A nice big mirror with four lines on it.
	Here you go.
	Kitty Adderall could be a lifesaver for parents and children.
	Oh, that's it.
	A dissolving orange-flavored pill for kids.
	One Harvard neurologist says it'll be helpful for millions of families.
	Yes, it will be.
	This is the socialist mentality that I hate, by the way, where they go, if we enforced mandatory toothbrushing and there was, say, an electric shock you get on your wrist, cavities would go down 98% and our dental costs as a society would be reduced by 79%, saving over $2 trillion a year.
	Sounds good.
	All right.
	Let's give our kids speed.
	All right.
	What else is in the news?
	Very chatty episode today.
	Here's a totally unrelated, retarded topic.
	Now that we're done discussing the merits of masculinity, how long have we been on for?
	35 minutes?
	40?
	About 40, 45?
	40, 40, 45?
	About 40.
	45 minutes?
	45 minutes.
	How long does that leave for the rest of the show?
	20.
	40?
	40, 45, 40?
	45 minutes?
	40.
	40, 45?
	45.
	40?
	It's about 45.
	Ryan, why wouldn't you be looking up the 40-45 while we do this, you fucking subhuman retard?
	Because we're just riffing on it.
	What?
	You look up videos when we're riffing on it.
	That's your job.
	Instead, you're scrolling down to the next link, which I'm not intending to talk about.
	Am I intruding, Charles?
	Not at all, Sheridan.
	Sheridan, you'll be popping by.
	Is it time for a brandy?
	Oh, no. 59 minutes past six, Charles.
	No, it didn't say.
	Is that all he is?
	I got my great-grandfather's pocket watch fixed yesterday.
	I didn't know you could put it in your top pocket.
	Poor old Bunny is popped as clocked.
	Jump ahead.
	Oh, that's terrible news.
	Forty years.
	Forty-five years.
	Forty-five years, yeah, yeah.
	40, 45 is.
	What about you, Charles?
	It's 40, 45 years.
	40, 45 hours.
	Just pause.
	That's exactly what Anna Kasparian's nose looked like before her nose job.
	That's what she looks like without makeup.
	Terrible.
	I mean, terrible shock.
	Terrible shock.
	Terrible condition.
	Oh, no, no, no, no.
	He was fit as a butcher's dog.
	I mean, human tennis last week.
	I was listening to Stern this morning, and they were talking about pretty woman.
	And I realized because we live in a culture of woman privilege and non-white male privilege, we watch that movie and we go, oh, God bless her, cotton socks.
	She did it.
	She's a somebody.
	Remember when she went into the store and they went, what are you doing here?
	You don't belong here.
	They were right.
	She's a fucking prostitute.
	Now, the movie is popular because it's so weird and has never happened ever.
	Rich, super duper millionaires do not date prostitutes and they never look like Julia Roberts.
	So the shopkeeper sees the odds of her being a crack whore are what?
	Like a drug addict.
	What are the odds a prostitute is a drug addict?
	I'm going to say 8 in 10.
	What's that?
	4 in 5?
	80% chance she's a drug addict.
	As far as shoplifting goes with prostitutes, I'm going to say 1 in 2.
	1 in 2?
	40?
	40.
	40?
	45%?
	45% chance.
	Well, she's as fit as a butcher's doll.
	So when she goes into these stores, they look at her like she doesn't belong.
	She doesn't belong.
	She's a fucking whore.
	Like, why is this so victorious?
	Turn it up.
	Like a fuckin' Aren't you a whore?
	Excuse me.
	Yeah.
	Something conservative.
	Yes.
	Well, you look like a complete slut.
	You got my stuff.
	What are you wearing?
	A bathing suit?
	You don't belong here.
	I don't think this would fit you.
	It's Halloween.
	You dressed up as Stephen Tyler.
	I didn't ask if it would fit.
	I asked how much it was.
	How much is this, Marie?
	It's very expensive.
	$40,000, $45,000.
	It's very expensive.
	I've got money to spend in this.
	$45,000?
	I don't think we have to.
	$400,000, $4,000.
	You're obviously in the wrong place.
	Yeah, okay, pause.
	Please.
	They're right.
	Now, on this show, we're very pro-working class.
	I don't like snobs.
	I'm with Tucker.
	We hate the elites.
	But sometimes they're right.
	They exist.
	But sometimes they're accurate.
	this particular case, the snobs had a point.
	I don't want fucking whores in my head.
	I want to put that on the point.
	She is in the wrong place.
	And then at the end of the movie, she shows up and she's, for some weird reason, married a billionaire, which is unfathomable.
	And then she does belong in there because she's rich.
	Yeah.
	What percentage of the prostitute population do you make up, Julia?
	Thank you.
	Hi.
	Hello.
	Do you remember me?
	No, I'm sorry.
	I was in here yesterday.
	You wouldn't wait on me?
	Oh, you work on commission, right?
	Yes.
	Big mistake.
	Big.
	Huge.
	I have to go shopping now.
	That whore really showed us.
	That was horrible.
	Hey, by the way, hey, high-end shop.
	I would continue your policy of ostracizing prostitutes.
	Sure, one in a thousand will show up with tons of money.
	Married to Richard Gere.
	That will happen.
	One in a thousand times.
	The other 999 times you're preventing someone having explosive diarrhea on your clothes, puking on your clothes, getting into a fistfight with her pimp in the store, wrecking merchandise.
	Her hand goes through the glass thing as he's pulling her hair.
	She slits her arm up, sues the place.
	There's blood everywhere.
	What's this?
	A prostitute at a store?
	Will you please just leave?
	Yeah, this is Julia Roberts, co-worker.
	Mommy?
	Yes, walk out the door.
	I'm not even going to do this shit.
	As many times as you can.
	What'd you say?
	White?
	I don't know.
	What is up?
	That's the horror alarm.
	I'm going to fuck somebody up, but I can guarantee you're brown.
	You're not.
	No.
	What?
	Now, you know, this woman performs sex acts, turns tricks for money.
	In other words, she has the same job as Julia Roberts.
	She starts dating a pizza delivery man, and she comes back.
	Remember me from yesterday?
	Oh, it's like we were saying the other day with Conor McGregor and the Muslims.
	When he fought that Muslim guy, all the hotels had bomb-sniffing dogs.
	Again, no media whatsoever.
	Because they literally couldn't afford to risk a Muslim terrorist blowing up one of their hotels.
	So when people have their own money on the line, all of a sudden, bigotry and noticing patterns is a thing.
	And anyway, it reminded me, this is, we're not really getting through the top news stories of the day today, are we?
	Dude, doot, do, do, do, do.
	Check in here for the latest news.
	I Tanya.
	That movie.
	With what's or who's it's.
	Margo Robbie.
	Margo Robbie.
	So it's a true story.
	It's a really well-done movie, by the way.
	But the subtext is these snobby bitches said I didn't belong in figure skating.
	And then I showed them by being quite good.
	Not the best, but good enough.
	Good at it, if you will.
	Good, that was good.
	But also in the same movie and in the true story, her disgusting weirdo boyfriend goes and caps What's her knots because she's the competition in other words the snobs were right again Maybe we should have made this a green screen when snobs are right.
	What is taking you so fucking long to play?
	I got that, but I wanted to find the scene.
	The boyf went.
	You know the truth.
	I was the best figure skater in the world at one point in time.
	Not really.
	You call that a clean skate?
	Stop talking to her.
	That girl is your enemy.
	Did they shame her for being kind of white trash?
	Yeah, so the j- Oh, you haven't seen this movie?
	No.
	Oh.
	Well, when she's starting out, she's white trash, obviously.
	And the judges of these competitions are too harsh.
	And they ostracize her.
	And she never felt part of figure skating.
	Because figure skating is so snobby that they don't like trashy broads because they think they'll, you know, attract a bad element, a negative element to the sport.
	That's exactly what she did.
	Oh, here it is.
	Go back.
	Go back.
	Is that what she looked like?
	How do I get a fair shot here?
	We also judge on presentation.
	Just pause.
	Pause.
	They judge on presentation.
	She was dressed in some stupid tutu thing that her white trash mom made, and the judges looked at it and went, oh, you seem trashy.
	You're going to attract a bad element.
	Yeah.
	Trust your instincts, judges.
	You were right.
	Because she brought her trashy boyfriend and he fucking broke some kneecaps.
	And she was clearly in on it.
	In the movie, they sort of him and haw about it.
	She clearly was like, yeah, fuck that bitch up.
	Let's do it.
	Anyway.
	Nancy Kerrigan was the other.
	Yeah, Nancy Kerrigan.
	I know we've got a lot of trash culture here and stupid, shitty Netflix movies, and I'm about to get even trashier.
	But just to cleanse, briefly cleanse the palate with some actual substance.
	I'm reading this great book by Alexander Solzhenitsyn.
	I can never remember Russian names.
	He's the guy who did the Gulag Archipelago.
	James O'Keefe has been pushing the Gulag Archipelago because he discovered these Bernie Sanders supporters are pro-Gulag.
	And again, the Gulag is Russia was so poor that they didn't have prisons.
	They couldn't afford to keep people prisoners.
	They're not civilized enough.
	So they just send them to make walls and rivers and canals and big projects where tens of thousands of people would die as opposed to the Brooklyn Bridge where I think it was like 180 or 200 or something.
	And they'd work them to death.
	That's how they won World War II.
	They walked him through the snow to death.
	Anyway, Salzenetsyn wrote about these gulags and would interview people who were on the gulags.
	He wrote the Gulag Archipelago.
	Eventually he was kicked out of the Soviet Union in, I think, 74.
	And so this book is a great book.
	The Gulag Archipelago is obviously awesome and fascinating, but this is a really good book I've been reading called Warning to the West.
	And it's a collection of three of his speeches and a couple of his essays.
	It's very thin.
	And it's just him saying to the West, don't trust the fucking socialists.
	Don't trust the communists.
	The West is the best.
	You're under duress.
	Fight back.
	Don't compromise.
	Don't say, well, they kind of have a point and all cultures are different.
	No, your culture is the best and you have to stand strong against communists.
	Communists are like junkie whores who will just keep scrounging and asking to borrow money until you run out of money.
	Every time you talk to a communist and try to work with them, you're enabling them.
	And I thought it's a good example of Trump's policy.
	Remember yesterday we were talking about that allegation that foreign dignitaries won't speak to him.
	Right.
	Good.
	Who cares?
	Yeah.
	Fuck the foreign dignitaries.
	Fuck Russia.
	Fuck all of these shithole countries.
	So that was a book I think you should check out.
	I'll probably get back into it when I'm done and tell you some highlights.
	Also in the oh, I've never seen him before.
	It's not that hot.
	I do.
	He sounds like a woman.
	Even though in the past years it has been strongly disturbed by California.
	He has a woman's voice.
	Yeah, it is weird.
	Many people living in the West are not perfect English though.
	They despise it or accuse it.
	He sounds like a heckler, like some Russian guy heckler.
	Hey, whoever made that, can you turn down the Russian guy?
	We don't need to hear that part.
	Don't mic the audience.
	I can't fucking know.
	But seriously, I couldn't hear the speech.
	I know.
	He was the same volume.
	You have to close one eye to hear it.
	Okay, forget that.
	That's not selling the book very well.
	It's much more didactic than that.
	Didactic.
	Also in the erudite news, Milo put out this incredible picture of Notre Dame just as it's starting to burn.
	Sometimes if I really like a picture, I'll send it to China and have the Chinese do an oil painting of it.
	So, wait, go back to the text.
	I can't read it.
	You've got it fucking cropped.
	Still can't read it.
	A few days ago, LeFigaro published a picture from inside Notre Dame Cathedral.
	At the moment, the area above the altar caught fire and began to rain down hot lead from the 856-year-old roof.
	It is simultaneously horrifying and mesmerizingly beautiful.
	That's kind of like this show.
	If it were not for the knowledge of the destruction to come, this 1 30th of a second would look like the very glory of God himself over the cross.
	And maybe it was, as a test to the nation of France and the entire Western world.
	By the way, if it was a test we failed, we know that was Muslims.
	We know that was terrorists.
	There was curious dudes skulking around on the roof before the fire.
	Look at this picture, though.
	I think I might have it painted.
	Isn't it amazing?
	Yeah, that's insane.
	With the light coming through the windows all symmetrically, there's smoke rising up.
	It looks like antlers.
	It just shows you how beautiful Notre Dame is too because even without the embers, it's breathtaking.
	Go down a little bit.
	Totally dope.
	Yeah, that's insane.
	The colors in there, too, are yeah, and 850-year-old wood doesn't burn.
	Yeah, they did a bunch of tests on.
	I remember seeing it, right?
	Petrified wood, and they're sitting there blasting it with a blowtorch, and it just wouldn't burn.
	Yeah.
	You've got to pour gas on that shit to make it go.
	With even more optimal conditions than Notre Dame.
	And what do radical Muslims love doing best?
	Destroying religious artifacts.
	What's the most sacred religious artifact in Europe?
	It's got to be Notre Dame.
	They've already fucking taken over Bethlehem.
	I went to Jesus' birthplace in Israel, in Bethlehem, and I couldn't hear myself think for the fucking speakers doing the call to prayer.
	That sounds like lightning.
	Oh, that was Lightning.
	However it goes.
	And then hundreds and hundreds of guys praying.
	There's a big fence around the church that has the place where Jesus was born.
	Huge fence.
	They're right up against the fence.
	Crammed in there.
	We lost Bethlehem.
	We lost Notre Dame.
	God is testing us and we're failing.
	All right.
	Back to the important news.
	Kellyanne Conway's birthdays today.
	And maybe it was yesterday.
	And all these ugly bitch liberal balls, boomer-angry woman liberals, this doesn't have a number.
	Post pictures of themselves to say, look at this ugly bitch.
	Hatred and Trump and her immigration values have made her so fucking ugly when look how gorgeous I am.
	This really sort of sums up our enemies, doesn't it?
	First of all, Kelly Ann Conway is 53.
	That's fucking old.
	And she looks pretty spectacular as far as I'm concerned.
	Maybe her eyes are kind of asymmetrical, but for 53, if your wife is 53 and you look like that, people assume it's your second wife.
	It's your trophy wife.
	No one looks at Kelly Ann Conway and goes, oh, you must have married your high school sweetheart.
	She looks like a trophy wife.
	And these fucking ugly hags, by the way, in these pictures, we don't see their bodies.
	Kellyanne Conway is svelte.
	You know that that chick in the green sweater has a gunt that hangs over her belt like a sad elephant ass.
	You know that woman with the pearl necklace's tits are indistinguishable from penises with nipples on the end.
	And there's Kellyanne Conway.
	Pompous leftist ladies think they look much better than the 53-year-old Trump admin counselor.
	And now go down.
	Now this is what makes me mad about Alex Jones.
	I'm going to give him shit today for it.
	They just copied the links.
	Now there are some where they took screen grabs.
	My kids make fun of me when I say screen grabs.
	What do you youngsters say?
	I thought it was a screenshot.
	Screenshot.
	But click on any one of those.
	Yeah, see?
	That one doesn't.
	Oh, none of these.
	No, they're all gone.
	Wow.
	There's a couple.
	I clicked on all of them.
	I'm cycling through them right now.
	Yeah.
	Well, don't cycle through them anymore.
	They're all gone.
	Holy crap.
	If you're documenting liberals being assholes, then take screenshots.
	But there's still some pictures there.
	There we go.
	I'm 56.
	I wear almost no makeup.
	Yeah, that's clear.
	Shows that hate and lies age you.
	No, you know what it shows you?
	That you guys have this bizarre vision where you can't see what's in front of your face.
	This shows how twisted their vision is.
	They see Trump as a Nazi.
	They see Kelly.
	Look at this one.
	She looks like she's under a bridge collecting a toll.
	I'm 61.
	She's a hot mess.
	Look at her.
	She looks like a sunburnt raisin with a wig on.
	Looks like her aspect ratio is off.
	Somebody resized from the top.
	What the fuck are you talking about?
	I'm 61.
	She's a hot.
	Her view of America is backwards.
	You're ugly.
	Kellyanne Conway is not.
	Wait, there's still some more.
	Look at this one.
	My 61st birthday.
	Cheers.
	Ha ha.
	Look at her.
	And that was.
	Wait, wait, go back, go back.
	I would fuck her, assuming like I'm not married or whatever, for I'm going to say, you can't think too much of this.
	You have to feel it.
	My body is telling me, my instincts, my soul is telling me $800, sorry, $1,800.
	$1,800?
	Yes.
	Because you have to think what you'd say no to.
	So if there's a paper bag with $1,700 and they slide it over to me, I would slide it back.
	What do you think?
	And don't say something stupid, Ryan, like $10,000.
	I think in this case, it would be like if you're going to hover in that area.
	See, if I wanted 18 and somebody gave me 17, I'd take it.
	So I think 9, I wouldn't go...
	Okay, yeah.
	It's what you wouldn't take.
	Like $900, anything under $1,000.
	All right.
	So I have $999 cash.
	She's there, drunk.
	She's like, just saying.
	It has to be.
	I want to break four digits for that.
	So you would push the $9.99 back away from her.
	You don't have a dollar.
	Say, ma'am, you can't sleep here.
	It's true.
	Yes.
	Because there's a principle behind it.
	Okay.
	All right.
	Back to trash culture, which doesn't belong.
	Oh.
	You know what's funny about this one?
	I think she's a lesbian.
	You think?
	Yeah.
	She says I'm kind of butch.
	Yeah.
	Lesbians think they look hot when they look like fairly attractive men.
	Right.
	She's handsome right there.
	And maybe, I don't know their beauty standards.
	Maybe they do.
	But lady, you're talking about Kellyanne Conway, right?
	Who's a straight woman?
	And you're saying, I'm way hotter than her.
	But that's like a male bodybuilder going, check out this.
	I'm way hotter than Kellyanne Conway.
	To whom?
	Right.
	This one actually isn't terrible.
	She does look pretty young for how old is she?
	50.
	I mean, she's met, you know, this is also woman pouring through thousands of photographs, finding that one where the sun blew out their wrinkles.
	She's hiding that neck.
	Well, no, not if you click on the picture.
	Oh, let me see.
	Oh, okay.
	Yeah, okay.
	You're still not as attractive as Kellyanne Conway, but you're not as hideous as those other pigs.
	How much would you have to be paid to fuck her, Ryan?
	You can tell her body is brutal.
	Yeah, I want a lot of cash for that.
	I mean, because I have no interest in that at all, so I'd have to say.
	My price is going to go down from the other one.
	Really?
	Yeah.
	You know what we're doing right now?
	You know what we're doing right now?
	What's up?
	We're turning tricks for a thrill.
	Let me get that.
	What?
	Turning tricks.
	Well, how do you not get that?
	It's a joke from half an hour ago.
	I'm trying to pull it back up, but...
	We talked about that.
	That's a line from the song.
	How do I have to explain that joke to you?
	No, that I know, but I wanted to pull up the song.
	It's from way back.
	Back when we were half an hour younger.
	I wish I pulled it up.
	That's what I wish.
	What's my price?
	What's my price?
	See, this is why they deleted all their pictures because everyone was laughing at them.
	I like mine.
	I'm going to keep it up.
	You're not allowed to put lingerie or high heels on, and that's cheating.
	I would do it for my life, just to keep my life going.
	No, what's your price, Ryan?
	Let's go.
	The other one would I say $9.99?
	Yep.
	So that's for cheaper than that.
	So I would take $9.99.
	Oh, that's interesting.
	So you don't waiver.
	No, because before I wouldn't go less than $1,000.
	I will not go less than $9.99.
	I would, again, I'm not married in this scenario.
	I would do $750.
	Okay.
	$750.
	All right.
	Go and have a nice dinner.
	With my Turning Tricks money.
	Boy, this is a weird episode.
	Okay.
	I want to talk about 600-pound life.
	I was watching it last night.
	They had this guy, Gideon, on.
	And there's something they always do in these episodes.
	There's two links here.
	But actually, go down to John and Lonnie.
	That's the second 16.
	And I watched, this was a very telling episode because, look at that fucking disgusting pig.
	We just had this Norwegian BBC come interview me.
	And they're like, do you think that people that are fat are lazy?
	And I go, yeah, mostly.
	And they go, no, they don't have food education.
	They come home after working for 12 hours and they are so tired, they just eat garbage.
	Really?
	Have you ever seen anyone on 600 pound life with a fucking job?
	Oh, what?
	Damn.
	In your face, Kellyanne Conway.
	So this is a really good episode.
	I mean, you're looking at this.
	This is an intro showing every episode.
	But with John and Lonnie, right?
	They go, this guy, John, talks about how when my parents were divorced, it was really hard on me, and I had trouble dealing with it.
	So I would stay with my grandparents a lot.
	Look at his fucking skin.
	And they would let me eat whatever I want.
	In other words, it's my parents' fault and my grandparents' fault.
	And they would say, and I would use food to cope.
	Cope with what?
	Eating?
	Cope with your parents' divorce?
	Dude, everyone's parents are divorced.
	I think my parents are the only parents in the world who aren't divorced.
	They all manage to not be 600 pounds.
	And also, as a side note, my mind can't understand this eating to cope.
	Like, right now, we just had lunch, right?
	I don't feel like eating anything right now.
	You could offer me like a banana fudge sundae.
	I'd go gross.
	Yeah, maybe my perfect ideal food, but otherwise I'm sure.
	Even my perfect ideal food, some super, you know, the best French chef in the world makes some thing, pastry thing.
	I'd go, oh, oh, that's nice.
	I could do a macaroon for sure.
	I don't sit down and be like, oh, meal number two.
	Alcohol.
	I got to cope.
	Plus, when you're feeling anxious, you have anxiety, the last thing you want to do is eat.
	When I'm stressed out, I'll lose tons of weight.
	Look at this.
	I don't want to grow balls on my left.
	Anyways, that same episode has a homo in it.
	That's his brother, Lonnie.
	Go back.
	Just jump ahead and you'll get to Lonnie.
	By the way, commendable, these guys.
	You know what's great about this show?
	They follow them for about a year.
	Is that him?
	Yeah.
	Yellow shirt Lonnie?
	Lonnie.
	That's him.
	He's a neat freak.
	But my appetite came back with a fury because all I wanted to do then was eat.
	Go back a little bit?
	Can you be gay if there's no threat of any man ever fucking you?
	That's scary.
	You have no possibility.
	As a six-year-old, I was terrified.
	I kept having these bad seizures and they had to put me on this epilepsy medicine that kept me real sick because my immune system was all out of whack.
	So I stayed kind of thin for a little, like too thin for a little while.
	He sounds like a family guy.
	I was like getting too thin for a little while.
	That's him trying to swim.
	And her paying so much attention to me.
	Really put it with.
	I gotta say, as the only homo I've ever seen in 600 pound life, he has the nicest house I've ever seen on 600 pound life.
	It's the cleanest.
	They never eat at the table, you'll notice.
	Not comfortable enough.
	All the time with Lonnie.
	Things started to get better when I was eight because.
	After a few years, we found out that my tumor was benign.
	And this is fascinating.
	It's like identical twins separated at birth.
	John's story is all about the divorce and food to cope.
	Lonnie is all about his tumor and his seizures.
	And then he said everything was better, and then I stopped eating.
	But then I came out as gay, and my family was very religious.
	So I started eating to cope.
	So it's your for one guy, it's the parents and the grandparents.
	For the other, same kid, same exact life.
	It's a tumor and then being gay.
	It's none of those, folks.
	It's not having a job.
	And this is one thing I will criticize the show for, is not having the insight.
	They go through the same, what's that addiction show?
	I want to say insomnia.
	Intervention?
	Yeah.
	Same exact thing with intervention.
	And then I was dating a guy and he took a picture of me naked with a Polaroid and he passed it around the school.
	I never recovered.
	I became a drunk after that.
	Really?
	Because someone saw your perfect 17-year-old tits and they're at the best they're ever going to be.
	You should thank him that you got your perfect tits documented.
	So they always lie about that.
	And I don't know if I can cite jobs for intervention.
	I'm sure it's the same.
	But these people are just not working.
	Looking good, dude.
	That's from a bad drug deal.
	That's from doing drugs.
	It was a drug dealer that punched me in the face with a pair of brass knuckles and knocked my two front teeth right off.
	It's not worth it because I'm 19 years old and now I have dentures for the rest of my life.
	You know what I mean?
	He is so desperate.
	Can't they just get new teeth?
	Anyway, that's a whole different subject.
	I'm not prepared to tackle.
	But last night I watched this guy, Gideon, and he's like, I weigh so much, it fucking sucks.
	And I know I'm killing my.
	It's funny because they write their own script and then they read it, but they're not voiceover actors.
	So they're just sitting there going, I feel so bad.
	I know that I'm killing myself, but I know that if I don't lose weight soon, not only will I die, but I will get divorced and my son will no longer recognize me as his father.
	So I'm watching this thing.
	He's trying to lose the weight.
	He gets addicted to sleeping.
	And Ryan, just show the fucking article.
	Gideon Yeekly.
	So he's dying.
	I feel really bad about myself.
	I suck.
	I'm so fat.
	These guys are so fat they don't have to blur their dicks because nobody can see them.
	Their dicks are hiding.
	That looks like a grub.
	A little bit.
	Looks like Lizzo.
	And by the way, the girls are always fairly hot.
	Like, I know guys who can't get dates.
	I know single guys.
	Why do these fucking pigs always have dates?
	Is it because they're jolly?
	It's like fat Kevin Downey Jr.
	Is it because they're funny?
	Anyway, he goes through up and down, can't get it together.
	He starts slowly piecing his life together.
	Guess what changes everything?
	He gets a fucking job.
	He's working at a juvenile correction place.
	I guess it's for like bad boys, bad boys.
	And, you know, he's like a corrections officer for wayward youth.
	And he's big enough to sit on them if they get out of control.
	No one covers that.
	Why is no one mentioning that?
	That's a very important part of the Western psyche.
	When men have jobs, they have an identity.
	They have a soul.
	They have a purpose.
	This is why Trump is popular.
	Because all that Americans really care about is jobs.
	Employ these guys and they won't be fat.
	They'll be walking around.
	They'll feel like a person.
	They'll have something on their mind.
	If you get divorced or dumped or you're going through a shitty time, work overtime.
	Work, work, work.
	It's what builds us up inside.
	It's what makes us who we are.
	This is why I think manufacturing in America is so important.
	I actually don't care if it loses money.
	I don't care if General Electric would be much better off in Mexico.
	We need people having jobs.
	Well, what about the shitty wages they get?
	Good.
	Working at McDonald's is better for your soul than being on welfare.
	All right.
	This is the least newsy show we've ever had.
	But I think it's time to jump over to the mailbag.
	Oh, yes.
	What do you think?
	I think you're right.
	I like when my hair has this little flumph here.
	The little Clark Kent detail?
	Yeah, it's like a...
	Yeah, it makes me look like an intellectual hunk.
	Let's turn our eyes together and smell back.
	Let me touch it.
	Are we ever going to let him touch it?
	I didn't get laid today.
	Thanks, man.
	I'm not happy about it.
	Hard times.
	Hump day is usually my big day.
	And I don't have to wait till next hump day now?
	I think you could take a little rain check.
	I don't know how it works.
	Okay.
	Dear Gavin.
	This title is the TGMS Archives.
	Dear Gavin, this may sound faggy, but the Gavin McInnis show has huge sentimental value to me.
	I think it was about five years ago when I subscribed to Compound Media.
	And holy fuck, were those shows awesome?
	Is there any chance you'd be able to stream the TGMS uncensored.tv somewhere in the future?
	Or should we just get a new subscription at Compound?
	I will also definitely be willing to pay for a digital copy of this season.
	Is that possible?
	Those shows are Comedy Gold.
	You red-pilled me.
	Help me get lay with your mission to help Rats.
	So I'd love to check out some of those episodes.
	Waiting for my daily fix of the G-Dog.
	Are you subscribed to censored.tv?
	Because that would be fucked up if you weren't and retarded.
	It's weird.
	Every time I email Keith and I say, hey, can I get those shows?
	It's the only time he doesn't respond to me.
	And the most recent thing he said was Vimeo just made us take all those down.
	Now, I've heard rumors that you can still get them if you are on Compound Media, but, wow, she was a smoke show.
	But, yeah, I'm in the process of getting him.
	I Guess that's a toilet paper ascot.
	That guy stabbed me in the back after Proud Boys raised $800 for him after his mom died.
	Now he shits on Proud Boys all the time.
	Even though he stabbed him back.
	That guy fucking died.
	Oh, yeah.
	The black guy, not David Duke.
	God's decisions will never know.
	He was so freaked out.
	Oh, really?
	Chris, about him?
	Yeah, well, he didn't know David Duke was coming on the show to talk about the dangers of white bread.
	Anyway, so yeah, I'll probably buy them off of Keith.
	It's kind of weird that he's charging me for them.
	I don't think they charged Legion of Skanks.
	You know, I hate it when conservatives go, oh, liberals never have the facts.
	Look at everybody's, like.
	Everybody was in a way different place in their career.
	Yeah.
	He just had a curtain, not a studio.
	Milo was just like in a hotel somewhere.
	Not as gay or extravagant.
	She's in jail right now.
	Oh, yeah.
	Holy cannoli.
	Sargon has become a pariah.
	Pastor Manny's still going.
	Anyway, that's enough.
	So yeah, I'm trying to get him.
	I don't know why you're not subscribed to this if you're not.
	Sergei, race mixing and your weird callers.
	Why are so many of your weirdo callers obsessed with Nick and his stand on race mixing?
	From what I can tell, this is his personal opinion for his own personal life.
	This is not part of his mission statement.
	I started watching Nick about a month ago because of all the hullabaloo.
	And what you know, he's never mentioned race mixing once in his show.
	For the love of God, quit obsessing about a 20-year-old's personal preference on life partners.
	Such a weird thing to get hung up on.
	Yep.
	We also had a lot of people saying, dude, the Boogaloo isn't a race war.
	It's just a civil war.
	Oh.
	Yes, but it's also seen by the mainstream media as a race war.
	So you have to, it becomes perception versus reality.
	From Nathan, better topic than Groupers.
	Yeah, I'm kind of done with talking about fucking Groupers.
	It's sort of like my problem with anti-Semites is they want to talk about Jews all the time.
	And as Mike Cernovich said, I'll talk about it once a month.
	But I'll talk about Groipers once a month from now on.
	Greetings, Gavin and Mike.
	I have several points to make.
	I'll try to be brief and interesting for starters.
	I'm 100% on board with Gavin's view of school, and I am in fact planning on homeschooling my daughter.
	However, I also believe he could not be more wrong in regards to fiction.
	Not all fiction is two gay elves fucking each other in the ass under a rainbow.
	Atlas Shrugged is fiction, as is all of Dostoevsky.
	I'm not sure if you're just being hyperbolic or do you really believe that fiction should not be read by adults?
	Well, my problem is I have X amount of time.
	So if I'm going to read a Russian author, I'd rather read Solzhenitsyn's speeches about the West than a made-up Dostoevsky story.
	I know that...
	Oh, that's not...
	Was that Tolstoy?
	John Kinsman is reading War and Peace because he's in prison.
	There's lots of time to do that.
	Tolstoy.
	Tolstoy.
	Second point.
	Do you know Chuck Polanek?
	Yes.
	I asked because I know he's a very good friend of Jim Goad.
	You also know Mr. Dode.
	I mean, Goad.
	Why do people have so many points?
	This brings me to my third and final point.
	Is this your death?
	Are you on your deathbed?
	Are you getting everything out before you blow your head off?
	And he has a PS, by the way.
	Did you pay $400 per email?
	I pay per email, not per point.
	This is what Kumia talks about.
	Why are we so accessible?
	Like, this is some fucking random kid, and he gets to ask me four questions with a PS?
	We're not Johnny P. This is my...
	Oh, it's cool.
	You got points.
	I just finished Polonix's new book, which is a story about people rising up and killing all politicians and media persona.
	There's a character in the book named Gavin McInnes.
	What?
	I figure it can't be a coincidence as he makes many other modern references, including Rules for Radicals, Antifa, and Incels, along with names of other people like Keith Ellison.
	I just figured there's a story.
	I figured there is a story, though, as he's one of the most disturbed and talented people around today.
	How does Gavin McInnes do in this book?
	Is he murdered?
	Don't flame too hard.
	My wife watches the show with me.
	Too late.
	P.S. I'm not sure on the layout of the studio, but as a day one viewer of the show, the only real critique I have is turning Ryan around.
	Like, who the fuck?
	Like, are you God?
	Yeah, I think I'm watching a show.
	Can you turn your desk?
	Imagine I said to Tucker Carlson, I think I would like you on the right and then the guest on the left.
	So you're sort of facing that way more.
	I'm not sure about you facing to the left.
	I don't know.
	It sends a weird message.
	Chip.
	This is from Chip.
	Chip.
	Dear Gavin.
	By the way, Chip Chipperson is something I just...
	You just can't even...
	Can't fit it in my...
	I don't get why people think it's funny.
	I don't know how I would act if I was on that show.
	Do I pretend that you're Chip Chipperson, but you're not?
	What do you mean?
	Who?
	Chip Chipperson is Chip Chipperson.
	Yeah.
	I don't get it.
	It would be like talking to a puppet.
	Like, I could do that on Sesame Street.
	Go, yeah, yeah, the letter B is cool.
	What's your favorite color?
	I'd like to thank you for yesterday's episode, Stupid Trump Supporters.
	Your 50-minute green screen segment on Frank's Facebook copy and paste 1,000-word diatribe was a breath of fresh air because there was no detective shitty to interject.
	Whenever you do a green screen bid, it reminds me of your old show when you hosted solo.
	There's no one to distract or derail you.
	I'm going to be an asshole and suggest going heavy on the green screen for GOML and much less of you and Ryan constantly butting heads in the studio room.
	I like you more than a friend.
	Again, thanks for your tips.
	Focus group.
	Fucker said that.
	I can't.
	Maybe I'm getting sick of the mailbag, to be honest.
	We got to just vet him.
	I think I didn't ask for any input.
	There's got to be some good ones in there.
	And it's someone who's never had a show, never done anything in media, and they're all like, yeah, I think what should happen here, why don't you make your show?
	And then you can have Ryan face your Ryan face a certain way, or you can do more green screen.
	I'm just trying to help.
	I'm looking at some of the subjects.
	Canadian redneck YouTuber.
	Yeah.
	That one seems interesting.
	Then this one's just by the subject, Ryan.
	Fuck off.
	Yeah.
	And this one.
	That's not helpful.
	The subject.
	Shut up.
	Jeremy, I won't say his name, Nazi hunter.
	He must not be very busy.
	And they talk about, I guess, a real-life Nazi hunter.
	Ephraim Zuroff, the top Nazi hunter for the Los Angeles-based Simon Weisenthal Center, said he believed Karkas should have been extradited.
	He said it was unfortunate that Poland and the U.S. didn't move more aggressively to do so.
	Why the fuck have you not pulled up this motherfucking article?
	Oh, vetting emails.
	Yeah, you suck at vetting emails.
	You judge it by the subject.
	Well, that's usually the synopsis of an email.
	Minneapolis man exposed as commander of Nazi-led unit dies at 100.
	A pillar of the local Ukrainian community, Michael Karkok, was...
	Go to the fucking email.
	Aren't you watching the same letters I am?
	I'm reading them in order.
	So while you're researching how to make this show a better show, you're fucking up your job.
	There we go.
	It's weird how they...
	This is like when they called that terrorist a austere scholar.
	A pillar of the local Ukrainian community.
	Michael Karkok was a top commander of a military unit accused of war crimes.
	Yeah, this is exactly why Jordan Peel's Netflix show is so motherfucking retarded.
	We have our own militia out to get these, what, four guys?
	Say they broke into his house, right, in the show and shot him in the head.
	Okay, you got a Nazi.
	You're literally, what, 70 years late on getting the bad guy, but okay, you killed Michael Karcock.
	Thanks for making the world a safer place.
	And by the way, thanks for showing the Nazis that if you commit war crimes, then you better watch your ass when you're 100 because you might get shot in the head.
	In your face, Nazis.
	You'll only live to 100.
	Fucking Jordan.
	I saw Get Out was on TV last night.
	The motherfuckers become like mother flipper and fudge.
	Shoot.
	Overdubs?
	But I was just like watching it, just getting so annoyed with Jordan Peel.
	He grew up in the Upper West Side with a white mom, went to all white schools.
	And since meeting that stupid bitch, Chelsea Paretti, his entire career is now white people are evil.
	They're spooky.
	They got tricks up their sleeve.
	And they have to be stopped at all costs.
	Although, the one with the scissors was just a black family with an evil black family, right?
	This is us.
	I couldn't even.
	Why not?
	I couldn't even pay any attention to that one.
	All the banners just looked so weird.
	It looked like cultish and strange.
	Do some like TV edits.
	We would be cunts.
	You calling us cunts?
	We would be sloppy.
	Sloppy.
	Oh, this one's.
	Waiting to get fucked.
	This time like a great big chicken just waiting to be plucked.
	Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy?
	Eating pineapple.
	I remember that one.
	Eating pineapple?
	That didn't sound anything like him.
	I thought they sat with the guys after the movie and said, here, read this.
	And then they do it in a soundstage and go, mother flipper.
	That'd be a good idea, but I that's what they did to get that's clearly what they did to get out.
	Uh-huh.
	Oh, really?
	But I guess not to eating chicken.
	This is from Paul Repent Moss.
	Fucker.
	We were watching this too.
	Repent.
	Oh, yeah.
	This guy rules.
	Artist check, rather.
	This is now ancient news.
	I'm sorry, but I don't need your help.
	Yes, you do.
	That's another thing our readers do.
	Our viewers, they send me viral videos that are a week old and have 3 million views.
	Thanks.
	Never heard of that.
	Did they just send it?
	Yeah.
	This was late last night.
	Is she a parrot?
	I don't have to do anything.
	We're all sinners.
	Okay.
	So she was harassing some Muslim guy who's in the frozen food section.
	You motherfucking accuser.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	Yeah, I'm accusing you.
	happens if like the Myst movie starts happening in that same thing and she's one of the ladies there.
	Motherfucker.
	Yeah, motherfucker.
	I've heard motherfucker.
	I've heard motherfucker.
	I've never heard motherfucker.
	Like, why do you forget your R halfway through the word?
	Or motherfucker.
	Yeah, motherfucker.
	Motherfucker.
	You gotta pick one.
	Anyway, thanks for the heads up on a viral video that at least, according to this, 45,000 people have seen and is from four days ago.
	Although that sort of follows this theme of being the no news show.
	No news episode.
	All right, last one.
	Oh, God.
	No, not the last one.
	Stop being such a dick, blah, blah, blah.
	Stop being such a dick to Ryan.
	The other day you screamed at him for the first 50 minutes.
	Shut the fuck up.
	William, maybe Milo could try to get Tom McDonald on his show?
	Like, what is with you?
	just sort of sitting around thinking about stuff.
	Oh, this rapper?
	Yeah, this is the...
	Those were the suggestion.
	I was wondering, by the way, I keep getting sent that guy.
	People go, hey, you should check out.
	Fucking Angry Foreigner sent me that video and says, this is a good guy to red pill people.
	I'm like, yeah, I'm familiar with him.
	It has 50 million views and it's from two years ago.
	He does the grind TV.
	I think he might be accessible.
	Yeah, maybe Milo could get him on the show.
	Anyway, same guy.
	Six minutes earlier.
	Tuesday show was your worst.
	Why do you think we want to hear about your dick?
	Nothing on the planet could be less interesting to me except his story about Pelosi's Gash.
	Must be tough coming up with ideas for shows every day, but when you jump the shark with your pecker, you know you're at the bottom of the barrel.
	I even hate to say, but Milo's show has been getting better and even slightly better than yours.
	Whoa.
	Like, what compels someone to write this to a stranger?
	Matt, this is about Nick Fuentes.
	Boring.
	I'm one of those people who cancel my membership if you hire Nick Fuentes.
	Okay.
	Captain Dankrun.
	Gavin, it always annoys me when viewers write in and criticize your technique.
	I hate to be that guy, but here we go.
	GML Live30 was a mess.
	I'm sure you think there's some entertainment in bashing Ryan.
	Blah, blah, blah.
	Boring.
	This is from Yash, Canadian Redneck YouTuber.
	You need to check out this guy's YouTube channel.
	His Canadian accent is awesome.
	Minus 40.
	Jesus.
	What is that in Sarius?
	Celsius.
	What is minus 40?
	It's cool outside.
	I can either A, sit in the house and have the old lady give me the old, why the fuck haven't you finished all those projects you started six years ago?
	I'm going to get around to it.
	You got to don't have to nag me every day.
	Or I can go stand in a fucking snowbank and get some piece of shit running.
	Oh, it's minus 40 Celsius is minus 40 Fahrenheit to the same.
	Really?
	Your cold stars are part of the cold start to the guess they match after a while.
	It just don't work.
	You don't make no damn shit.
	You guys got good old country music.
	You guys got cheap beer.
	You got Trump.
	We got fucking turred dough.
	We have recently switched to drinking.
	Trump, we got fucking turred dough.
	We have recently switched to drinking water bottles out of water, out of, when we have water bottles, out of plastic, sorry, away from plastic towards paper like drink box water bottles.
	So at least let us fucking have cold starts.
	Alaska's always going to have a fucking beat, but you know, give us the old pity fucking, let us have cold starts.
	Cold starts, I think he's talking about finding abandoned trucks, putting in fresh batteries and starting them up, fuck.
	And driving them away.
	Huh?
	Fucking that's Canadian hunting.
	That's fun right there.
	Okay, here's the last one.
	If this is some ancient video with a billion views, I'm going to fucking kill you, Anthony.
	Gavin and Ryan, please react to this rap video.
	You won't regret it.
	Best, Anthony.
	Okay.
	And it is from a week ago, 321,000 views, but I have not seen it.
	Thank you.
	Did you legitimately play this the other day?
	Was that different?
	Oh.
	Oh.
	Is he kidding?
	Yeah, this just...
	I'm not trying.
	There's nothing cooler than not giving a fuck.
	It's all about vibes.
	I don't know if you're right that he's kidding.
	I think he's leaning into whatever this is.
	He's just showing like Goku posting.
	Well, you are always wrong about everything.
	That's Elmo.
	Well, I know the culture that I despise.
	There's no way you can do this.
	I think he's legit.
	Why would he show Elmo so much?
	To be like, I'm also a loser.
	I didn't see Elmo.
	Yeah, there's Elmo and Goku and anime.
	This is just vibe check shit.
	Yeah, it's all vibe stuff.
	What do you mean it's all vibe?
	That's what they do.
	It's like Lil Yadi.
	Like, look at Lil Yadi and you'll get it.
	But all his songs are like this.
	Yeah, that's his sway.
	His swag.
	Oh, Jesus Christ.
	You're wrong, Ryan.
	No, I'm not.
	Look at this.
	He's not kidding.
	He's this guy.
	This couldn't be more different.
	How is this the same?
	Because look how corny I am.
	I like anime and...
	This is a great song.
	It was a huge pop hit.
	I think it sucks, but I mean...
	Interesting.
	Go back.
	Oh, you like it?
	Yeah, and it's not done in a fucked up weird voice.
	But it's mumble rap and this isn't mumble rap, you fucking retard.
	It sure is.
	No, that squeaky guy?
	No, this.
	So instead of mumbling, he squeaks.
	Yeah, this is an incredibly popular pop song that dominated the charts.
	I know that.
	You don't see the difference between this and the squeaky guy?
	My point is the same approach to mumble rap.
	You gotta listen.
	He's mumbling to say, I don't give a fuck.
	That's got nothing to do with the freak we just saw.
	Because he squeaks because he doesn't give a fuck.
	What?
	Mumble rap, he's trying to start a new wave, and it's called just, whatever the hell, squeak rap?
	Wow.
	Anyway, that was super funny, but Ryan ruined it by thinking it was real and coming up with a fucking stupid theory that Dram is the same as Darko.
	Alright, we're out of time.
	What should we end with?
	Oh, let's end with this one.
	2-9.
	2-9.
	And by the way, folks, please find out if that rapper is serious or not, the Sesame Street Elmo guy.
	And you can hear me give a long apology to Ryan if he is joking.
	I call out fake stuff all the time.
	You're like, oh, yeah.
	All right, so this is very interesting to me.
	This was Comcast fired this guy for doing this.
	Now he's recording with his GoPro, as he always does, probably to avoid insurance problems if he gets hit by a car or something.
	And he notices this guy's twisting the lock.
	What the fuck do you think you're doing?
	I see what you're doing.
	Don't.
	Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
	Got a couple.
	Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
	Get the fuck out of here.
	See that?
	He's twisting the lock.
	And you were right there doing jack shit.
	Yeah.
	You fucking loser.
	Now, here's what's important.
	This sort of links back to what we've been saying in this show.
	The guy in the blue coat who just sat there going, oh, yeah, yeah.
	He still has his job.
	He's not fired.
	But this guy who protected this woman's bike, I assume it's a woman, and caught this fucker in the act is fired.
	I don't know, because he's black or something.
	I don't know why this was, it's a crime to prevent bike thievery.
	But this guy lost his fucking job.
	And this goes back to this sort of war on men, war on masculinity, war on the patriarchy, war on independence.
	It's just like the new Rochelle coach who was fired for calling his drunk niece's mom.
	By the way, the bitch who got him fired has just been forced to resign.
	Wow.
	So this is what affirmative action does.
	It gets some cunt into your workplace.
	She gets you fired, and then she gets herself fired for being incompetent.
	Just like an Ebola virus, really.
	Like, this guy deserves a reward.
	That's what I liked about that Target manager from yesterday who got 30 grand.
	Target didn't give her shit.
	Although she really just sat there and took abuse.
	Is this him?
	New Rochelle.
	Parents demand superintendent resign over coach suspension.
	But he's done.
	And you know what he got?
	You know what his compensation was?
	A year's salary.
	Yeah, he's been there for like 26 years.
	He saved a million lives.
	Would that video not play?
	Why not?
	I'll refresh it.
	The whole thing's actually frozen now.
	Okay.
	So we need more people like that Comcast guy, and we need less pussy corporations that are so scared of the rules of getting sued that they walk all over their employees, anyone with any kind of bravery, anyone with any kind of gumption or grit or honesty or manhood.

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